Spider-Man Caption Thread.

[Untilteld]

http://www.mistermaguire.com/gallery/albums/SM3_storybook/normal_peter_blacksuit.jpg
Peter: ... will ... you ... be my ... friend?

http://i31.photobucket.com/albums/c378/-blink_182-/johnny_scissorhands.jpg
Edward .... yes

[DrFrommeyer]

http://i85.photobucket.com/albums/k47/jiminyale/piv4.jpg
Venom: WHY CAN'T I...




http://i85.photobucket.com/albums/k47/jiminyale/Picture3-2.jpg
Venom: quit you?

[Sean Adisano]

http://i85.photobucket.com/albums/k47/jiminyale/123xp2.jpg

Connors *spying ring in Peter's hand*: MY PRECIOUSSSSS!!!!!!

LOL!!!! best one in a while :D

[InsomniacFreak]

^^ Much obliged. Thanks.

Excerpt from the Ditkovich Property Management Policy Manual
Deadbeat Rent Collection Tactic #792: Hold plunger for ransom

http://www.mistermaguire.com/gallery/albums/SM3_storybook/normal_peter_ditkovich.jpg

Ditkovich: Parker, you have something I want and I have something you need. Pay up now or enter at your own risk.

Peter: Whatever

http://www.mistermaguire.com/gallery/albums/SM3_storybook/normal_peter_blacksuit2.jpg

[ultimatefan]

http://i85.photobucket.com/albums/k47/jiminyale/123xp2.jpg

Connors: Jesus, Peter, you were contaminated by an evil soul parasite who feasts on aggression and all the most vile human instincts and leaves nothing but chaos and emptiness in return!

Peter: That can only mean one thing...

http://imagecache2.allposters.com/IMAGES/153/659850CENTFLEXFULL.jpg
Yeah welcome to the candy shop, sucka!

[GeoffTheArtist]

http://i85.photobucket.com/albums/k47/jiminyale/Picture2-4.jpg
OFFICER #1: "Shoot to kill. And no mistakes like the guys who got him first."
http://imagecache2.allposters.com/IMAGES/153/659850CENTFLEXFULL.jpg
Snap.

[Secret_Riddle]

What would you guys do if 50 cent was cast as Parker for movie 4?

And avi arad gave some big speech about he reeked of experience, and was one of the better actors in hollywood, and Raimi preached about how 50 cent mixed with Alvins writing would make for a phoenomenal movie that furthered the adventures of Peter parker..

I have no idea why im asking this...that picture triggered something deep inside me, it feels good actually, the power i mean, only when you lose yourself to it.

[Dr. Fate]

http://i6.tinypic.com/144cjew.jpg
PETER: "Captain America couldn't have asked for a better funeral."

[Master Snake]

Hey, sorry to interrupt the captioning, but does anyone have a link to these interviews?


http://i85.photobucket.com/albums/k47/jiminyale/HarryDreams.jpg

http://i85.photobucket.com/albums/k47/jiminyale/EddieThinks.jpg

[Grobb]

Hey, sorry to interrupt the captioning, but does anyone have a link to these interviews?


http://i85.photobucket.com/albums/k47/jiminyale/HarryDreams.jpg

http://i85.photobucket.com/albums/k47/jiminyale/EddieThinks.jpg


http://media.dvd.ign.com/media/882/882901/vids_1.html

[Dr. Fate]

http://i85.photobucket.com/albums/k47/jiminyale/EddieThinks.jpg
TOPHER: "I tapped Laura Prepon's ass, I tapped Erika Christensen's ass, and I tapped Scarlett Johanasson's ass. And with a little luck, I'll tap both Kirsten Dunst and Bryce Dallas Howard's asses before the film is over. Yeah, life is good."

[ultimatefan]

http://images.rottentomatoes.com/images/movie/gallery/1161990/photo_06.jpg
Yeah, it´s true, we´re finally making another "Surfer Nazis Must Die" movie!

[Redwoods Wolf]

^^ Much obliged. Thanks.

Excerpt from the Ditkovich Property Management Policy Manual
Deadbeat Rent Collection Tactic #792: Hold plunger for ransom

http://www.mistermaguire.com/gallery/albums/SM3_storybook/normal_peter_ditkovich.jpg

Ditkovich: Parker, you have something I want and I have something you need. Pay up now or enter at your own risk.

Peter: Whatever

http://www.mistermaguire.com/gallery/albums/SM3_storybook/normal_peter_blacksuit2.jpg
:D Nice. And you said you were too old to be funny...;)

[Redwoods Wolf]

http://www.mistermaguire.com/gallery/albums/SM3_filming_pics/normal_sm3_peter_camera6.jpg
What?....Oh, man, that bird is freakin' dead!

[Redwoods Wolf]

http://www.freewebs.com/marvelspidey/newspide3pics3.jpg
Eddie: So, what're we doing today, Gwen?
Gwen: We must prepare for the coming of Gozer.
Eddie:...Gozer?
Gwen: The Destructor.
Eddie: ...
Eddie: Are we still going out?

[shigsy2003]

http://www.mistermaguire.com/gallery/albums/SM3_filming_pics/normal_sm3_peter_camera6.jpg

"So I have been waiting here for...1, 2, 3...FIVE HOURS and still no sign of Spidey on his big day. Mr Jameson gonna kill me.

[Sugarculted]

http://i85.photobucket.com/albums/k47/jiminyale/123xp2.jpg

"MY GOD, Peter. You know what this means? You've been spraying your manjuices all over NY."

[InsomniacFreak]

:D Nice. And you said you were too old to be funny...;)

:woot: Must mean you're getting old too if you still think I am. ;)

http://www.freewebs.com/marvelspidey/newspide3pics3.jpg

Gwen: We're ready for the photo shoot. Where's Peter?

Eddie: I'm afraid Pete's camera got wet so he's not going to make it today.

Gwen: Aww, that's too bad. So did you find the men's room okay?

Eddie: Yes. Yes I most certainly did. Thank you.

http://www.mistermaguire.com/gallery/albums/SM3_filming_pics/normal_sm3_peter_camera6.jpg

[InsomniacFreak]

http://www.mistermaguire.com/gallery/albums/SM3_filming_pics/normal_sm3_peter_camera6.jpg
What?....Oh, man, that bird is freakin' dead!


:up: :up:

Potty humor becomes us I think, n'est pas? :oldrazz:

[AssMan]

http://i85.photobucket.com/albums/k47/jiminyale/Picture2-4.jpg

Cop 1 - I am out of bullets

Cop 2 - Shoot the target

Cop 3 - The target is pretty high up in the sky

http://img19.imageshack.us/img19/5294/123ue4.jpg

John McClane - Your shooting at the wrong guy captain obvious

[Redwoods Wolf]

http://www.mistermaguire.com/gallery/albums/SM3_filming_pics/normal_sm3_peter_camera6.jpg

"So I have been waiting here for...1, 2, 3...FIVE HOURS and still no sign of Spidey on his big day. Mr Jameson gonna kill me.
HAHA! Nice! I liked yours as well, IF.
:up: :up:

Potty humor becomes us I think, n'est pas? :oldrazz:
Oh, of course. ;)

[mutant_wings]

the thread has picked up some serious stream!


woot,


I am in love with this thread!

[ultimatefan]

http://kungfurodeo.com/wp-content/uploads/2007/04/Spidey-3-footage1-6.jpg
I come before you... Humbled... And humiliated... To ask for one thing... I want people on the street to stop saying, "Hey Eric Forman!" already!!

[ultimatefan]

http://www.mistermaguire.com/gallery/albums/SM3_filming_pics/normal_sm3_peter_camera6.jpg

"So I have been waiting here for...1, 2, 3...FIVE HOURS and still no sign of Spidey on his big day. Mr Jameson gonna kill me.

hehehehehe, so silly it´s funny...

[AssMan]

http://img292.imageshack.us/img292/1808/123ps4.jpg

I do not like this suit anymore it is time to be me again but wait my red suit is missing where can that be

http://www.superherohype.com/forums/attachment.php?attachmentid=4510&stc=1&d=1176414329

Your going down Goblin & then you Doc Ock

[Dr. Fate]

http://kungfurodeo.com/wp-content/uploads/2007/04/Spidey-3-footage1-6.jpg
I come before you... Humbled... And humiliated... To ask for one thing... I want people on the street to stop saying, "Hey Eric Forman!" already!!
Bwahahahahaha! Forever Eric Forman!

Wait, is it Forman or Foreman?

I like the Gozer exchange caption ahead of this one. Never a bad time to use a Ghostbuster quote.

http://kungfurodeo.com/wp-content/uploads/2007/04/Spidey-3-footage1-6.jpg
BROCK: "I just want to be loved."

http://www.dvdbeaver.com/film/DVDCompare11/a%20Cecil%20B.%20DeMille%20The%20Ten%20Commandment s%20DVD%20Review%20Charlton%20Heston/a%20Cecil%20B.%20DeMille%20The%20Ten%20Commandment s%20DVD%20Review%20Charlton%20Heston%20PDVD_002.jp g
MOSES: "You need to find yourself a girl then, mate."

[Enriquespy]

http://www.mistermaguire.com/gallery/albums/SM3_filming_pics/normal_sm3_peter_camera6.jpg

Spider-man faces trouble when he finds out he is not wearing his suit, instead we can se his classy white t-shirt underwear.

Spidey- I KNEW I was forgeting SOMETHING!!!!

[3dman27]

http://www.mistermaguire.com/gallery/albums/SM3_filming_pics/normal_sm3_peter_camera6.jpg



pete WOWkirsten dunst in a street brawl with jessica alba ant i'm the ONLY PHOGRAPHER AROUND this is my lucky day sic 'er kirsten"

[ultimatefan]

Bwahahahahaha! Forever Eric Forman!

Wait, is it Forman or Foreman?

I like the Gozer exchange caption ahead of this one. Never a bad time to use a Ghostbuster quote.

http://kungfurodeo.com/wp-content/uploads/2007/04/Spidey-3-footage1-6.jpg
BROCK: "I just want to be loved."

http://www.dvdbeaver.com/film/DVDCompare11/a%20Cecil%20B.%20DeMille%20The%20Ten%20Commandment s%20DVD%20Review%20Charlton%20Heston/a%20Cecil%20B.%20DeMille%20The%20Ten%20Commandment s%20DVD%20Review%20Charlton%20Heston%20PDVD_002.jp g
MOSES: "You need to find yourself a girl then, mate."

Thanks! It´s Forman, I believe, as a homage to filmmaker Milos Forman.

The juxtaposition of these pics is pretty funny... Heston as a "love slave", hehe...

[Dr. Fate]

Thanks! It´s Forman, I believe, as a homage to filmmaker Milos Forman.

The juxtaposition of these pics is pretty funny... Heston as a "love slave", hehe...
Thanks U-F. I thought of having Heston say "I can't help you there" to Topher but settled for doing a variation on the Johnny Depp line Pirates of the Caribbean 1.

http://www.mistermaguire.com/gallery/albums/SM3_filming_pics/normal_sm3_peter_camera6.jpg
PETER: "Hmm, little bit of left-over symbiote on the camera there."

[ultimatefan]

http://www.mistermaguire.com/gallery/albums/SM3_filming_pics/normal_sm3_peter_camera6.jpg

Peter: Hmmm, a camera and my hand, my love life before MJ in a nutshell...

[<Mr.Spider>]

Couldn't resist


http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v347/Mr.Spider/Minisam.jpg

[>>>venom<<<]

http://kungfurodeo.com/wp-content/uploads/2007/04/Spidey-3-footage1-6.jpg
"...(sniffs)...i shoulda won that date with tad hamilton...."

[InsomniacFreak]

[img]http://img68.imageshack.us/img68/8575/tok6au2.jpg

S&T replace J&K as the new MIB.

[Drizzle]

Here's my shot at this...
http://www.thegogame.com/brownie/signup/gamedayphoto/Wonder%20Twins.jpg
"Wonder Twin powers....activate!"
http://www.comicscontinuum.com/stories/0204/29/dunststoryth.jpg
"Form of...Mary Jane!"
http://www.icicom.up.pt/blog/take2/s3-setpic6b.jpg
"Shape of...Gwen Stacy! Awesome! Now let's take pictures of us making out and post them on the internet!"


ALTERNATE VERSION

http://www.thegogame.com/brownie/signup/gamedayphoto/Wonder%20Twins.jpg
"Wonder Twin powers....activate!"
http://www.mistermaguire.com/gallery/albums/SM3_storybook/normal_peter_flowers.jpg
"Form of....Peter Parker!"
http://melbotis.blogspot.com/sm2_aunt_may.jpg
"Shape of...Aunt May! Awesome! Now let's take pictures of us making out and post them on the internet!"

:oldrazz:

[Drizzle]

One more for the road...

http://www.comicscontinuum.com/stories/0608/03/sandman0th.jpg
Cop: I hate sand. It's coarse and rough and irritating, and it gets everywhere.
http://www.chapelhill.indymedia.org/uploads/s24-13.jpg
Cop: But now everything's soft...and smooth.
http://ekle.us/media/Spiderman3/Sandman2.png
Sandman: I need an adult! I need an adult!!

[wiegeabo]

http://www.comicscontinuum.com/stories/0608/03/sandman0th.jpg
Cop: "I wasn't even supposed to be here today!"

[FatA$$]

^haha nice

[FatA$$]

^haha nice

[ultimatefan]

[img]http://img68.imageshack.us/img68/8575/tok6au2.jpg

Tobey: Gee, am I the only one here who isn´t grabbing anybody else´s ass?
James: Yes.
Kirsten: Yes.
Sam: Yes.
Thomas: Yes.
Topher: Yes.

[Dark Sentinel]

http://i6.tinypic.com/144cjew.jpg
PETER: "Captain America couldn't have asked for a better funeral."

that is so messed up. and yet, it amuses me :oldrazz:

[CrashNburn]

that is really funny! it gave me a good chuckle but you're right..it is messed up.LOL!!

[Dr. Fate]

Thanks dudes.

One more for the road...

http://www.comicscontinuum.com/stories/0608/03/sandman0th.jpg
Cop: I hate sand. It's coarse and rough and irritating, and it gets everywhere.
http://www.chapelhill.indymedia.org/uploads/s24-13.jpg
Cop: But now everything's soft...and smooth.
http://ekle.us/media/Spiderman3/Sandman2.png
Sandman: I need an adult! I need an adult!!
Bwahahaha!

http://img68.imageshack.us/img68/8575/tok6au2.jpg
SAM RAIMI: "Behold my cast for JRR Tolkien's 'The Hobbit!'"

[ultimatefan]

http://www.comicscontinuum.com/stories/0608/03/sandman0th.jpg
Cop: Damn family curse... My grampa was the cop the beast from 20.000 fathoms ate...

[fallenAngel]

http://kungfurodeo.com/wp-content/uploads/2007/04/Spidey-3-footage1-6.jpg
"...(sniffs)...i shoulda won that date with tad hamilton...."

lol

[ultimatefan]

http://www.comicscontinuum.com/stories/0608/03/sandman0th.jpg
Cop: Don´t worry, guys, I know what to do... JUMANJI!!! Oh, doesn´t anything from the movies work?!?

[>>>venom<<<]

http://www.comicscontinuum.com/stories/0608/03/sandman0th.jpg
Sandman: BASTARDS! EAT DIRT!!!!

[shigsy2003]

HAHA! Nice!

Oh, of course. ;)

hehehehehe, so silly it´s funny...

Hey thanks guys, I think these are the first to laughs I have got :D

[Sean Adisano]

http://img240.imageshack.us/img240/9601/spiderman3cast1ft1.jpg (http://imageshack.us/)

James singing: "Me Chinese, me play joke. Me do wee wee in your coke!"

Topher: "Mmmmmm"

[>>>venom<<<]

http://img240.imageshack.us/img240/9601/spiderman3cast1ft1.jpg (http://imageshack.us/)

Franco:I feel like chinese tonite.

Grace: Mee too...especially that tasty little dish right there...mmmmm.



thanks fallenAngel and great job guys.

[Silent_Dave]

http://img240.imageshack.us/img240/9601/spiderman3cast1ft1.jpg (http://imageshack.us/)

James singing: "Me Chinese, me play joke. Me do wee wee in your coke!"

Topher: "Mmmmmm"

Ha! Really fits the picture. Lol!:up: :p :D

[Eddie Brock]

Ok, I'm not even going to caption but....why in the hell does James Franco look like Napolean Dynamite?

http://img240.imageshack.us/img240/9601/spiderman3cast1ft1.jpg
James: GOSH!

(Ok, so I captioned a little.)

[Master Snake]

Poor guy is just squinting from the flash. More intruiging: Why is Topher Grace sticking his tongue out?

[BxB402]

See above, double posted

[BxB402]

http://farm1.static.flickr.com/229/448680658_69033743f1_b.jpg
"bathroom......Bathrooom.....BATHROOOM!!......F**K IT!!!!!, this looks like a good spot."

"Ahhhhhhhh"

[BxB402]

http://img240.imageshack.us/img240/9601/spiderman3cast1ft1.jpg (http://imageshack.us/)
Franco: "Man, i'm so baked right now."

Grace: "My lip tastes like purple."

[BxB402]

http://img240.imageshack.us/img240/9601/spiderman3cast1ft1.jpg (http://imageshack.us/)
James: "I'd do her...do her...did her...dog..dog..dog..definatly do her....."

Topher(inner diologue): "Now just move your right hand a liiiiittle bit to the right, Mhm yeah."

[FatA$$]

http://farm1.static.flickr.com/229/448680658_69033743f1_b.jpg
"bathroom......Bathrooom.....BATHROOOM!!......F**K IT!!!!!, this looks like a good spot."

"Ahhhhhhhh"


umm why is spiderman sitting on the house from the grudge? haha

[BxB402]

umm why is spiderman sitting on the house from the grudge? haha

Well, he is in Japan, maybe he felt like hittin up that hot pasty ghost chick. haha

[SingaporeSpider]

http://www.comicscontinuum.com/stories/0608/03/sandman0th.jpg

Sandman: I learnt this move from THE MUMMY! now... EAT SAND!

[Dr. Fate]

http://img240.imageshack.us/img240/9601/spiderman3cast1ft1.jpg (http://imageshack.us/)
GRACE: "How is these jeans are both tight yet baggy at the same time?"
FRANCO: "Just shut up and smile for the camera, 70s boy."

[The Apatow Crew]

http://sm3worldpremiere.sonypicturespublicity.com/Sonyproject/images/Tokyo/After-Party/Preview/1747.jpg
Topher; I so kicked your butt in this movie.
Tobey: That's not true........wait it is true I lied.:csad:

[mutant_wings]

I enjoy the laughter this thread brings to my life!

[Hotwire]

http://img240.imageshack.us/img240/9601/spiderman3cast1ft1.jpg (http://imageshack.us/)
James Franco's "Look at me! I'm asian!" joke didn't go over as well as expected at the Japanese premiere. He was later mobbed and left for dead.

[Dr. Fate]

http://sm3worldpremiere.sonypicturespublicity.com/Sonyproject/images/Tokyo/After-Party/Preview/1747.jpg
TOBEY: "You may be taller, but you'll never have the critical acclaim that I have."
TOPHER: "Shut up."

[ghost_x]

http://sm3worldpremiere.sonypicturespublicity.com/Sonyproject/images/Tokyo/After-Party/Preview/1747.jpg


Topher (singing): Anything you can do, I can do better

Tobey: No you can't

Topher (singing): Yes I can

Tobey: No you can't

Topher: I know :csad:

[ultimatefan]

http://img240.imageshack.us/img240/9601/spiderman3cast1ft1.jpg[/URL]
GRACE: Hmmm, Kirsten isn´t wearing any panties...
FRANCO: Heh, I know, it´s cuz I´M wearing them...

[Dr. Fate]

http://sm3worldpremiere.sonypicturespublicity.com/Sonyproject/images/Tokyo/After-Party/Preview/1747.jpg


Topher (singing): Anything you can do, I can do better

Tobey: No you can't

Topher (singing): Yes I can

Tobey: No you can't

Topher: I know :csad:
Hehehehe

I like yours too, Ultimate Fan.

http://ekle.us/media/Spiderman3/Sandman2.png
SANDMAN: "That blimp keeps saying 'eat at joes eat at joes eat at joes', but didn't Joe go out of business last week after that scandal over his part in Captain America's murder?"

[3dman27]

Hehehehe

I like yours too, Ultimate Fan.

http://ekle.us/media/Spiderman3/Sandman2.png
SANDMAN: "That blimp keeps saying 'eat at joes eat at joes eat at joes', but didn't Joe go out of business last week after that scandal over his part in Captain America's murder?"

yeah he did

[ultimatefan]

Hehehehe

I like yours too, Ultimate Fan.

http://ekle.us/media/Spiderman3/Sandman2.png
SANDMAN: "That blimp keeps saying 'eat at joes eat at joes eat at joes', but didn't Joe go out of business last week after that scandal over his part in Captain America's murder?"

Thanks, nice one too!

[mutant_wings]

good times, good times

[DrFrommeyer]

http://i85.photobucket.com/albums/k47/jiminyale/spider-man3_0055.jpg

American Idol without Sanjaya?

[AssMan]

http://sm3worldpremiere.sonypicturespublicity.com/Sonyproject/images/Tokyo/After-Party/Preview/1747.jpg

Camera guy - Sing us a song

Tobey - California is nice to the homeless

Eddie - California is Super Cool to the homeless

Both - In the ccciiitttyyy Santa Monica

Tobey - Lots of rich people giving change to the homeless

Both - In the ccciiitttyyy of West Wood

Eddie - They take really good care of all the homeless

:woot:

[Sean Adisano]

http://i85.photobucket.com/albums/k47/jiminyale/spider-man3_0055.jpg

American Idol without Sanjaya?

:woot: funny!!!

[Sean Adisano]

http://i85.photobucket.com/albums/k47/jiminyale/spider-man3_0055.jpg

Peter: "I knew it was wrong. why? why did i do it!?"

Aunt May from another room: "Oh Spider-Man...i'm all remoistened again!!! Ready for round 2!!!"

[DrFrommeyer]

http://i85.photobucket.com/albums/k47/jiminyale/1.gif
Harry: Rwar! I'm a scary Goblin!

http://i85.photobucket.com/albums/k47/jiminyale/news_tobeymaguire2_thumb.jpg

Peter: ...

[CrashNburn]

http://i85.photobucket.com/albums/k47/jiminyale/spider-man3_0055.jpg

Peter: "I knew it was wrong. why? why did i do it!?"

Aunt May from another room: "Oh Spider-Man...i'm all remoistened again!!! Ready for round 2!!!"

that's disturbing...yet i cant help but chuckle

[DrFrommeyer]

http://i85.photobucket.com/albums/k47/jiminyale/gut.jpg
Sandman: Suck in that Gut, Fatty!

[Dr. Fate]

Thanks, nice one too!
Thanks UF.


http://i85.photobucket.com/albums/k47/jiminyale/spider-man3_0055.jpg
SPIDER-MAN: "I still can't believe Sharon Carter did that to Cap... how could she? Hypnotic mind suggestion my ass..."

[ultimatefan]

http://i85.photobucket.com/albums/k47/jiminyale/spider-man3_0055.jpg
Why God, why are they cancelling Veronica Mars?

[Sean Adisano]

http://i85.photobucket.com/albums/k47/jiminyale/spider-man3_0055.jpg

Peter: "...I wet the bed again."

[BxB402]

http://img186.imageshack.us/img186/1750/102uj4.jpg (http://imageshack.us/)

James(whispering in tophers ear): "Squeel like a pig fer me, boy. Wheeee!"

Topher: "Dude, you're so baked."

[D4rkShaDoWz]

http://i164.photobucket.com/albums/u21/buttersfan94/PK-06.jpg

Peter: "Aww! All my clothes from the washing machine bled again!..(thinks to himself) Day by day I sigh with passion..."

[DrFrommeyer]

His bicep looks fake in that photo - Like crumpled newspaper.

[DrFrommeyer]

http://i85.photobucket.com/albums/k47/jiminyale/hans_franz.jpg
HANS & FRANZ: We are going to *clap* PUMP you UP!

[Bob Marley]

http://img186.imageshack.us/img186/1750/102uj4.jpg (http://imageshack.us/)

James(whispering in tophers ear): "Squeel like a pig fer me, boy. Wheeee!"

Topher: "Dude, you're so baked."
Hahaha :D:up:

[titan101]

edit

[D4rkShaDoWz]

http://img465.imageshack.us/img465/4528/petemorockercopyqs8.png
*What a emo person thinks*
Peter: (thinking) - Guitar strings, strings, - tight, - slit, -cut, - wrists...

[DrFrommeyer]

http://img465.imageshack.us/img465/4528/petemorockercopyqs8.png
*What a emo person thinks*
Peter: (thinking) - Guitar strings, strings, - tight, - slit, -cut, - wrists...

Wow, Ledger's Joker looks a lot like Tobey Maguire.. :word:

[>>>venom<<<]

http://i164.photobucket.com/albums/u21/buttersfan94/PK-06.jpg

Peter thinks to himself:...(sighs)...ahhhh....the good times we had at the mountains with harry. im surprised all those stains came out...whew!

[3dman27]

http://i85.photobucket.com/albums/k47/jiminyale/spider-man3_0055.jpg

spidey "why couldn't stan lee have createt me as as a SUPER-VILLIAN? all writers ,stan included say villians are more fun to write foe the old parker luck strikes again":ninja:

[AssMan]

http://i164.photobucket.com/albums/u21/buttersfan94/PK-06.jpg

I spend every damn weekend cleaning this suit once I found out JJJ was in it

[Dr. Fate]

http://i67.photobucket.com/albums/h283/purgatori00/spiderman_black_cat_makingout_2.jpg
SPIDER-MAN: "You think I'd compete for that glorious body of yours, is that it?"
BLACK CAT: "You're damn right you would."
SPIDER-MAN: "Yeah, I probably would."

[FatA$$]

http://sm3worldpremiere.sonypicturespublicity.com/Sonyproject/images/Tokyo/After-Party/Preview/1747.jpg

Camera guy - Sing us a song

Tobey - California is nice to the homeless

Eddie - California is Super Cool to the homeless

Both - In the ccciiitttyyy Santa Monica

Tobey - Lots of rich people giving change to the homeless

Both - In the ccciiitttyyy of West Wood

Eddie - They take really good care of all the homeless

:woot:


Hahahahahah THAT WAS GOOOOOD

[3dman27]

http://i67.photobucket.com/albums/h283/purgatori00/spiderman_black_cat_makingout_2.jpg
SPIDER-MAN: "You think I'd compete for that glorious body of yours, is that it?"
BLACK CAT: "You're damn right you would."
SPIDER-MAN: "Yeah, I probably would."

bc "thats fair enough, i'd be tempted to go a few round with mj over you":ninja:

[mutant_wings]

:p:p

[Sean Adisano]

http://img262.imageshack.us/img262/6843/sandmanwp2fo1.jpg

Sandman: "come on spider-man...me vs you!!!!"

Spidey: "...oh s***!!!"

[Flash-er]

http://img186.imageshack.us/img186/1750/102uj4.jpg (http://imageshack.us/)

Ribbit... ribbit...

[Flash-er]

http://img262.imageshack.us/img262/6843/sandmanwp2fo1.jpg

Spiderman: This looks like a job for... Black Cat.

[Dr. Fate]

http://img186.imageshack.us/img186/1750/102uj4.jpg (http://imageshack.us/)
TOPHER: "C'mon, how can anyone doubt my masculinity? My virility? My manhood? How can they?"

http://galletas.blogia.com/upload/20060603072737-he-man.jpg
DOLPH LUNDGREN HE-MAN: "Do you really want me to answer that question?"

[>>>venom<<<]

http://img262.imageshack.us/img262/6843/sandmanwp2fo1.jpg

Spiderman: Walloping web snappers!!!! Now THAT is one big radio active dump!

[GeoffTheArtist]

http://img262.imageshack.us/img262/6843/sandmanwp2fo1.jpg
SPIDER-MAN: "Why can't I face the cute supervillains? Like a giant teddy bear? Or that marshmellow dude from 'Ghostbusters?'"

[ultimatefan]

http://i85.photobucket.com/albums/k47/jiminyale/spider-man3_0055.jpg
Peter: It feels good... If you lose yourself to it... But I have to stop it!

http://img240.imageshack.us/img240/9601/spiderman3cast1ft1.jpg
Eddie: C´mon, Parker, I love the new outfit!

Harry: Yeah, you knew this was coming, Pete!

[DrFrommeyer]

http://i85.photobucket.com/albums/k47/jiminyale/spider-man3_0055.jpg
Peter: It feels good... If you lose yourself to it... But I have to stop it!

http://img240.imageshack.us/img240/9601/spiderman3cast1ft1.jpg
Eddie: C´mon, Parker, I love the new outfit!

Harry: Yeah, you knew this was coming, Pete!
I almost always laugh at your stuff UltimateFan, but I don't get this one...

Lil help?

[AssMan]

http://img262.imageshack.us/img262/6843/sandmanwp2fo1.jpg

Sandman - I am trying out for The Mummy 3

[ultimatefan]

I almost always laugh at your stuff UltimateFan, but I don't get this one...

Lil help?

Hmmm, I thought their faces made the insinuation obvious, maybe I miscalculated... Anyway, there´s no point explaining a joke if didn´t work the first time...

[DrFrommeyer]

Ooooh. I think I get it now. Boy, do I feel sheepish.

[Drizzle]

http://img262.imageshack.us/img262/6843/sandmanwp2fo1.jpg
Spidey: "Man alive! Galactus should really lay off the fiber."

[mutant_wings]

:p:p:p

[Dr. Fate]

http://home.comcast.net/~skyape/spideydrink.jpg
SPIDER-MAN: "Oh man I hope #3 breaks even... I'm gonna need it to cover my wreckless drinking binges."

[craigaat]

http://kungfurodeo.com/wp-content/uploads/2007/04/Spidey-3-footage1-6.jpg
"...(sniffs)...i shoulda won that date with tad hamilton...."
LOL! this is so funny right now!

[GeoffTheArtist]

http://img262.imageshack.us/img262/6843/sandmanwp2fo1.jpg
SPIDER-MAN: "So this is the product of my crap and radioactive sludge...great. Talk about getting bit in the ass..."

[mutant_wings]

http://home.comcast.net/~skyape/spideydrink.jpg
SPIDER-MAN: "Oh man I hope #3 breaks even... I'm gonna need it to cover my wreckless drinking binges."



This pic and caption has made my day!

[Eddie Brock]

http://home.comcast.net/~skyape/spideydrink.jpg
Tobey Maguire: Hey! If you had to do romantic scenes with Kirsten Dunst, you'd become an alcoholic too!

[Karea07]

http://kungfurodeo.com/wp-content/uploads/2007/04/Spidey-3-footage1-6.jpg
"...(sniffs)...i shoulda won that date with tad hamilton...."

this is the best :up:

[SPider-T0rch]

http://kungfurodeo.com/wp-content/uploads/2007/04/Spidey-3-footage1-6.jpg
Oh Lord, WHY? HOW COULD YOU LET THIS HAPPEN?!? WHO COULD'VE TAKEN MY POOR CHILD?!?
http://img295.imageshack.us/img295/9601/061322spiderbaby08xz3.jpg
YOINK, B!T*H!

[Dr. Fate]

This pic and caption has made my day!
Thank you MW. I can call you MW right?

http://kungfurodeo.com/wp-content/uploads/2007/04/Spidey-3-footage1-6.jpg
BROCK: "You will bow down before me, Jor-El, I swear it! No matter if it takes an eternity, you will bow down before me! Both you, and then one day, your heirs!"

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/thumb/2/2f/Jor-el_actioncomics844.jpg/601px-Jor-el_actioncomics844.jpg (http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/2/2f/Jor-el_actioncomics844.jpg)
JOR-EL: "Son, do me a favor and beat up that snot nosed 70s show kid for me, will ya? I'd do it myself but being a giant floating ghost head, I'm kind of limited in terms of what I can do to the physical realm."
SUPERMAN: "Sure thing, Pop."

[SPider-T0rch]

http://img76.imageshack.us/img76/3963/061322spiderbaby18dz6.jpg
spidey: hello? hey mj my love! what's up?
mj: um peter i need to tell you something...
spidey:yeah?
mj: i wanna break up with you....but don't worry i still wanna be friends but just that. JUST FRIENDS.
spidey:............but......:csad: ....

http://home.comcast.net/~skyape/spideydrink.jpg
sh-sh-she nev-v-v-ver l-loved meeeeeeee!!!!

[ultimatefan]

edit double

[ultimatefan]

http://home.comcast.net/~skyape/spideydrink.jpg
Spider-Man: You thought having spider powers was awesome, right, well, newsflash for ya, it causes impotence after ten years...

[ultimatefan]

Ooooh. I think I get it now. Boy, do I feel sheepish.

it happens.:yay:

[Go Web Go!]

http://i174.photobucket.com/albums/w116/guilmoore2/posts/aranha_novas_9.jpg
Aunt May: Look what I found in my box of Cracker Jacks!

http://i174.photobucket.com/albums/w116/guilmoore2/posts/aranha_novas_8.jpg
Peter: Where the HELL are the other hidden objects in this picture?!

http://i165.photobucket.com/albums/u52/kward71193/ScreenShot011.jpg
Reciting lines for SNL: I know Kung Fu. Hmm. I know Kung Fu? Ehhh. I know Kung Fu!

[Dr. Fate]

http://i174.photobucket.com/albums/w116/guilmoore2/posts/aranha_novas_9.jpg
Aunt May: Look what I found in my box of Cracker Jacks!

http://i174.photobucket.com/albums/w116/guilmoore2/posts/aranha_novas_8.jpg
Peter: Where the HELL are the other hidden objects in this picture?!

http://i165.photobucket.com/albums/u52/kward71193/ScreenShot011.jpg
Reciting lines for SNL: I know Kung Fu. Hmm. I know Kung Fu? Ehhh. I know Kung Fu!

Hehehehehe

http://img262.imageshack.us/img262/6843/sandmanwp2fo1.jpg
GIANT SANDMAN MONSTER: "I am Godzilla, and this is my Japan!"

[Spade]

Feel the pic says it all. If it shows...

http://boards.sonypictures.com/spiderman/image.php?u=140138&type=sigpic&dateline=1177268021

[ghost_x]

http://img262.imageshack.us/img262/6843/sandmanwp2fo1.jpg

Spidey: I'm not even supposed to be here today!

[3dman27]

http://img262.imageshack.us/img262/6843/sandmanwp2fo1.jpg
Spidey: "Man alive! Galactus should really lay off the fiber."

"why cant i be meeting MEG RYAN up here?":ninja:

[ultimatefan]

http://img262.imageshack.us/img262/6843/sandmanwp2fo1.jpg

Spidey: Hey, here´s an idea, let´s release your pic on the Internet and say you´re The Joker in The Dark Knight! C´mon, it´s gonna be funny!

[3dman27]

http://img262.imageshack.us/img262/6843/sandmanwp2fo1.jpg
spidey"mj spidey here could you channel red sonja again and meet me at the construction site? i MIGHT need her, er your help
mj "on my way tiger"

[>>>venom<<<]

thanks guys. keep up the great work.



http://i174.photobucket.com/albums/w116/guilmoore2/posts/aranha_novas_9.jpg
Aunt May:Here Peter, this'll totally get you laid!

http://i174.photobucket.com/albums/w116/guilmoore2/posts/aranha_novas_8.jpg
Peter: What do you mean there's sumthin in his eye?!...i just don't see it.

http://i165.photobucket.com/albums/u52/kward71193/ScreenShot011.jpg
Peter:Soo?...i happen to like wearing my jammies to bed...BFD!!!

[Dr. Fate]

http://img262.imageshack.us/img262/6843/sandmanwp2fo1.jpg

Spidey: Hey, here´s an idea, let´s release your pic on the Internet and say you´re The Joker in The Dark Knight! C´mon, it´s gonna be funny!
Bwahahahahahahahahaha!

Brilliant!

http://img262.imageshack.us/img262/6843/sandmanwp2fo1.jpg
SANDMAN: "Venom who?"

[ultimatefan]

Bwahahahahahahahahaha!

Brilliant!

http://img262.imageshack.us/img262/6843/sandmanwp2fo1.jpg
SANDMAN: "Venom who?"

Thanks! Nice one, too!

[Dr. Fate]

Thanks! Nice one, too!
Thanks ult. Seriously, who needs Venom when you have a Godzilla sized Sandman to deal with?

http://i67.photobucket.com/albums/h283/purgatori00/spiderman_black_cat_makingout_2.jpg
BLACK CAT: "Mary Jane who?"
SPIDER-MAN: "Oh... no one."

[mutant_wings]

Thank you MW. I can call you MW right?



sure thing, Or Tiff. Its all cool.!

[ultimatefan]

http://home.comcast.net/~skyape/spideydrink.jpg
Spider-Man: Heh, what are they gonna do, arrest me for "webswinging under the influence?"

[>>>venom<<<]

Spider-man takes one of his defeats a little too seriously, gets a sex change and starts binging.



http://home.comcast.net/%7Eskyape/spideydrink.jpg

Im still spiderman...DAMMIT!!!

[ghost_x]

http://home.comcast.net/%7Eskyape/spideydrink.jpg

Norman Osbourne slyly swapped Spidermans beverage with what can only be thought of as his own 'special' web fluid

[ultimatefan]

http://home.comcast.net/%7Eskyape/spideydrink.jpg
You´d get drunk too if you saw who MJ left me for...

http://images.craveonline.com/article_imgs/Image/V6.jpg
Don´t be too hard on yourself dude, redheads dig me, that´s all...

[Go Web Go!]

http://img123.imageshack.us/img123/6702/proofscreencapkv9.png
Peter: STAAAGE DIIIVE!

[Sean Adisano]

http://img123.imageshack.us/img123/6702/proofscreencapkv9.png
Peter: STAAAGE DIIIVE!

LOL! i don' t know why, but this caption had me look at it for 3 secounds, then just bust out laughing :D

[wiegeabo]

http://img123.imageshack.us/img123/6702/proofscreencapkv9.png
Peter: "I'm here for the gangbang!"

[SPider-T0rch]

http://img123.imageshack.us/img123/6702/proofscreencapkv9.png
Attention customers! Testicles. That is all.

[Joe Kerr]

http://img123.imageshack.us/img123/6702/proofscreencapkv9.png
Peter: Goddammit!!!, i still can't *****ing find Waldo!!

[wiegeabo]

http://img123.imageshack.us/img123/6702/proofscreencapkv9.png
Pete: "Repeat after me: I..."
All: "I..."
Pete: "...your name..."
All: "...your name..."
Pete: "[to himself] Shmucks."

[Redwoods Wolf]

And Wiegabo scores with the Blazing Saddles quote!

Nice. :up:

[wiegeabo]

http://img123.imageshack.us/img123/6702/proofscreencapkv9.png
Peter: Goddammit!!!, i still can't *****ing find Waldo!!

:up:

[DrFrommeyer]

http://i85.photobucket.com/albums/k47/jiminyale/fakepic2.jpg
Capt. Stacey: This is Joker's ACTUAL picture.


http://i85.photobucket.com/albums/k47/jiminyale/aranha_novas_8.jpg
Peter: I have to do something about this...




Minutes Later...





http://i85.photobucket.com/albums/k47/jiminyale/batmanfireset6-1.jpg

[wiegeabo]

And Wiegabo scores with the Blazing Saddles quote!

Nice. :up:

*Takes a bow*

Thank you, thank you. :D

[SPider-T0rch]

http://i164.photobucket.com/albums/u21/buttersfan94/PK-06.jpg
Hmmm...wonder what i can do to tweak this suit up a bit...



http://i62.photobucket.com/albums/h119/Robotchicken09/spider-boobs.gif
Yep! This works!

[Dr. Fate]

http://i164.photobucket.com/albums/u21/buttersfan94/PK-06.jpg
Hmmm...wonder what i can do to tweak this suit up a bit...



http://i62.photobucket.com/albums/h119/Robotchicken09/spider-boobs.gif
Yep! This works!
Hehehehehehe


http://home.comcast.net/~skyape/spideydrink.jpg
SPIDER-MAN: "Beer - the cause and solution to all of life's problems!"

[Go Web Go!]

http://i164.photobucket.com/albums/u21/buttersfan94/PK-06.jpg
Peter: I really hope that stain is web fluid. Hmm.

[Drizzle]

http://iesb.net/images/zoom/TMDCTV/viewsize/spiderman3_03.jpg

Spidey: Hey, weren't you in "George of the Jungle"?
Sandman: Weren't you in "Cats and Dogs"?
Spidey: You win this round, Marko....

[Matt Murdock]

haha, that's a good one drizzle.

[ghost_x]

http://img123.imageshack.us/img123/6702/proofscreencapkv9.png

Spiderman: I'm not the Messiah! Will you please listen? I am not the Messiah, do you understand? Honestly!

Crowd: Only the true Messiah denies His divinity.

Spiderman: What? Well, what sort of chance does that give me? All right! I am the Messiah!

Crowd: He is! He is the Messiah!

Spiderman: Now, **** off!

[silence]
Random Crowd Member: How shall we **** off, O Lord?

http://content.answers.com/main/content/wp/en/thumb/f/f6/230px-MovieAuntMay.jpg

Aunt May: He's not the Messiah, He's a very naughty boy!

[3dman27]

http://iesb.net/images/zoom/TMDCTV/viewsize/spiderman3_03.jpg

Spidey: Hey, weren't you in "George of the Jungle"?
Sandman: Weren't you in "Cats and Dogs"?
Spidey: You win this round, Marko....

sandman"i am george of BUNGLE"
spidey " thats JUNGLE george"
mj"i think he was right the FIRST TIME"

[Infini]

http://img157.imageshack.us/img157/9596/vlcsnap1537550cl0.pnghttp://img246.imageshack.us/img246/3918/vlcsnap1535399ql8.pnghttp://img157.imageshack.us/img157/7185/vlcsnap1533352lq8.pnghttp://img135.imageshack.us/img135/6922/vlcsnap1533768zy3.pnghttp://img180.imageshack.us/img180/5219/vlcsnap1534146ul4.png
http://img246.imageshack.us/img246/9941/vlcsnap1535711vq7.png

New Screencaps from the TV Spot you guys might wanna use.

[Dr. Fate]

http://img123.imageshack.us/img123/6702/proofscreencapkv9.png

Spiderman: I'm not the Messiah! Will you please listen? I am not the Messiah, do you understand? Honestly!

Crowd: Only the true Messiah denies His divinity.

Spiderman: What? Well, what sort of chance does that give me? All right! I am the Messiah!

Crowd: He is! He is the Messiah!

Spiderman: Now, **** off!

[silence]
Random Crowd Member: How shall we **** off, O Lord?

http://content.answers.com/main/content/wp/en/thumb/f/f6/230px-MovieAuntMay.jpg

Aunt May: He's not the Messiah, He's a very naughty boy!
Bwahahaha! Life of Brian, funny as Hell.

http://img135.imageshack.us/img135/6922/vlcsnap1533768zy3.png
SPIDER-MAN: "Oh damn, I sneezed webbing into my mask and now I can't get it off!"

[Redwoods Wolf]

Spider-Man 3 Set Report, Day 118:

Sam: All right, let's try this again. Scene 76, take 4.

http://img177.imageshack.us/img177/3760/pdvd1353wb.png
Norman: Hello, Harry.

http://img332.imageshack.us/img332/3469/pdvd1365nd.png
Harry: Hello, Newman.

Sam: *sigh*...and cut.

[Redwoods Wolf]

http://i164.photobucket.com/albums/u21/buttersfan94/PK-06.jpg
Peter: Hmmm....I think this costume needs a change-up. I'm a little tired of the spider, frankly...especially after that black suit business, people are getting confused which was "me." I need something bolder. Maybe a big red "S" in a pentagon....yeah, yeah....and a cape! I always wanted a cape. No confusion. People see the new outfit, they'll immediately think, "Spider-Man."

[ghost_x]

^ I have no idea why, but this one had me creasing. good job Redwood

[Redwoods Wolf]

Thanks, ghost_x. :up:

[ghost_x]

No, thank you :oldrazz: :woot:

[Sean Adisano]

Spider-Man 3 Set Report, Day 118:

Sam: All right, let's try this again. Scene 76, take 4.

http://img177.imageshack.us/img177/3760/pdvd1353wb.png
Norman: Hello, Harry.

http://img332.imageshack.us/img332/3469/pdvd1365nd.png
Harry: Hello, Newman.

Sam: *sigh*...and cut.

:up: :D funny

[Eddie Brock]

http://img338.imageshack.us/img338/9215/rome5nk3.jpg

Topher: I don't touch guys. There has to be a Man-Law about it.

Thomas: ROSEMARY! You're the one who ate my cupcake, AREN'T YOU!?

James: Just look at the camera and smile, Thomas. We can settle this later.

Kirsten: ...

Tobey: Hey, is that Sam? I should go over and follow him everywhere!

Rosemary: What are you going to do, Thomas, huh?

[GeoffTheArtist]

http://img262.imageshack.us/img262/6843/sandmanwp2fo1.jpg
SPIDER-MAN: "Well snap."

http://i164.photobucket.com/albums/u21/buttersfan94/PK-06.jpg
PETER: "This doesn't seem to scare him much. Better try the next best thing."

http://img246.imageshack.us/img246/3918/vlcsnap1535399ql8.png
SPIDER-MAN: "Oh Saaaaaandyyyyy....."

http://img401.imageshack.us/img401/9895/picture2ur1.png
SANDMAN: "So this is the part where I **** my pants, right? Right?"

[GeoffTheArtist]

edit

[Dr. Fate]

http://i164.photobucket.com/albums/u21/buttersfan94/PK-06.jpg
Peter: Hmmm....I think this costume needs a change-up. I'm a little tired of the spider, frankly...especially after that black suit business, people are getting confused which was "me." I need something bolder. Maybe a big red "S" in a pentagon....yeah, yeah....and a cape! I always wanted a cape. No confusion. People see the new outfit, they'll immediately think, "Spider-Man."
Bwahahahahahaha!

http://img123.imageshack.us/img123/6702/proofscreencapkv9.png
SPIDER-MAN: "Come on you legions of fan boys and fan girls, we're almost at 300 pages! C'mon you lazy bastards, work it!"

[5ubx23r0]

http://static.flickr.com/118/296937090_da049362db_o.png

topher grace (eric forman): "MOM!! did i brush my teeth right?"

http://www.mnet.co.za/ContentImages/mnetchannel/ImageGallery/70show_Kitty-Forman.jpg

kitty forman: "yes, eric. [sarcasm] theres love stains on your teeth and what did i tell you about sex in the mud?"

[ultimatefan]

http://img123.imageshack.us/img123/6702/proofscreencapkv9.png
SPIDER-MAN: You´ve got to admit I´ve played this stinking city like a harp from hell!

[wobbly]

http://img123.imageshack.us/img123/6702/proofscreencapkv9.png

Peter: Heh, and those kids down there still think it's raining...

[D4rkShaDoWz]

http://i164.photobucket.com/albums/u21/buttersfan94/spiderman3_2_041807_qthighw.gif

Black Spidey - Aww, whats the matter? Got a little sand in your vagina?

Sandman:...What does it matter you?

Black Spidey - EVERYTHING!

[mutant_wings]

:s Lol

[ghost_x]

Vagina is a medical word, it's totally fine

[hulkamania85]

http://img201.imageshack.us/img201/6275/spidey311gp1.jpg

Mary Jane: Could you be a little more careful when we're web slinging? My feet are totally freezing now.
Spider-Man (loosens his grip on her waist): You wanna go chase your shoes down?
Mary Jane: I'm good! I'm good!

[ultimatefan]

http://img123.imageshack.us/img123/6702/proofscreencapkv9.png
SPIDER-MAN: You go to the theaters and don´t you DARE show your fugly geeky faces here again if you don´t break the opening weekend record!!

[blk_spidey]

http://img03.picoodle.com/img/img03/8/4/24/f_venommarquem_bf5e744.jpg

VENOM:I said vanilaaaaaa!

[blk_spidey]

http://img127.imageshack.us/img127/3166/thomashadenchurchromeitxt4.jpg (http://imageshack.us/)

Thomas: Yo yo yo yo!!!! hype boys, hype boys! everyone's a killer!! yo yo ICE T!! what are you looking at? i'm gonna kick your........

[Dr. Fate]

http://img123.imageshack.us/img123/6702/proofscreencapkv9.png
SPIDER-MAN: You´ve got to admit I´ve played this stinking city like a harp from hell!
Hahahaha! Good use of a Batman Returns quote dude.

http://img201.imageshack.us/img201/6275/spidey311gp1.jpg
SPIDER-MAN [thinking]: "Okay, if I make this next swing hard enough, I'll be able to make her panties go flying off..."

[blk_spidey]

http://img401.imageshack.us/img401/9895/picture2ur1.png

Sandman: Oh no. Oh no. A fly, a fly. Stay calm it's just a fly. A very angry fly. I' out of here!

[ultimatefan]

Hahahaha! Good use of a Batman Returns quote dude.

http://img201.imageshack.us/img201/6275/spidey311gp1.jpg
SPIDER-MAN [thinking]: "Okay, if I make this next swing hard enough, I'll be able to make her panties go flying off..."

Thanks! Hmmm, I like Spidey´s plan...

[ultimatefan]

http://img123.imageshack.us/img123/6702/proofscreencapkv9.png
Peter: Hi, my name is Peter Parker and I´m Spider-Man since I was...
Guy in the crowd: This movie´s not based on Civil War, you dumbass!
Peter: Oh, crap...

[blk_spidey]

http://img123.imageshack.us/img123/6702/proofscreencapkv9.png
Peter: Hi, my name is Peter Parker and I´m Spider-Man since I was...
Guy in the crowd: This movie´s not based on Civil War, you dumbass!
Peter: Oh, crap...

:woot: you're great

[ultimatefan]

:woot: you're great

Thanks!:up:

[3dman27]

[QUOTE=karea07;11557276]harry osborn singing
"spider-man go away
your as manly as RACHEL RAY
you're a punching bag for every goon you couldn't oufight REESE WITHERSPOON
go away go away spider-man please, please, please,please":ninja:
sung of course to the tune of the 60's spider-man theme

[D4rkShaDoWz]

Vagina is a medical word, it's totally fine


ok =) now i know

just wanted to make sure...

just incase you didn't know, it's a reference from South Park...

[FatA$$]

http://farm1.static.flickr.com/183/473710348_b117215954.jpg


Classic Black Spidey: Why couldnt they have used me in the movie??

[shigsy2003]

http://www.spiderman-3-movie-buzz.com/uploads/uploadForumPhotos/medium_0720r-a5vqc9m2.jpg

Spider-Man: If the wall is breached, Helm's Deep will fall.

Mary Jane:Even if it is breached, it would take a number beyond reckoning, thousands to storm the keep.

Spider-Man:Tens of thousands.

Mary Jane:But, my lord, there is no such force.

http://img123.imageshack.us/img123/6702/proofscreencapkv9.png

Crowd: Durbgu nazgshu, Durbgu dashshu!

Spider-Man: A new power is rising. It's victory is at hand. This night the land will be stained with the blood of Rohan! March to Helm's Deep! Leave none alive! To war! There will be no dawn for Men.

[CrashNburn]

Lol!! ^^ What's Up Shigsy?

[Ebil Gig]

http://img123.imageshack.us/img123/6702/proofscreencapkv9.png
SPIDER-MAN: You go to the theaters and don´t you DARE show your fugly geeky faces here again if you don´t break the opening weekend record!!

Haha

[shigsy2003]

Lol!! ^^ What's Up Shigsy?

Thanks :) Glad you liked it.

Not much just college work, college work, college work. Although the only problem is my attention is turned towards Spidey 3 next Friday and trying to think of good captions :D

What's up with you?

[shigsy2003]

Sigh, double post.

[CrashNburn]

Thanks :) Glad you liked it.

Not much just college work, college work, college work. Although the only problem is my attention is turned towards Spidey 3 next Friday and trying to think of good captions :D

What's up with you?

not much! i'm kinda like you except for me it's work,work and more work instead of college. I cant stay away from spidey 3 and these boards! cant believe the movie's right around the corner.

[shigsy2003]

not much! i'm kinda like you except for me it's work,work and more work instead of college. I cant stay away from spidey 3 and these boards! cant believe the movie's right around the corner.

Me neither it is exciting times. I plan on going to see it at the first showing on May 4th which is at a painful 13:30pm. To kill time though me and my mate are going to watch the first two Spidey films then go see 3 :word:

EDIT: Hmm just checked my cinema listings and they now have a lot more times...it now starts at 9.00 am and continues throughout the morning, afternoon and evening. Brilliant now I have to decide what time to see it...

[CrashNburn]

Me neither it is exciting times. I plan on going to see it at the first showing on May 4th which is at a painful 13:30pm. To kill time though me and my mate are going to watch the first two Spidey films then go see 3 :word:

that's a good idea. i'll probably watch the first two myself. i might not go to catch the midnight showing even though i want to cause my girl wants to see it but not at midnight!:csad: we'll see what happens though!

[shigsy2003]

that's a good idea. i'll probably watch the first two myself. i might not go to catch the midnight showing even though i want to cause my girl wants to see it but not at midnight!:csad: we'll see what happens though!

Unfortunatly for me there is no midnight showing at my local cinema :( CURSES.

Why don't you go to the midnight showing and then you and your girl see it Friday afternoon? If you have the money of course. Also...how much extra does it cost to go to a midnight showing?

[CrashNburn]

it doesnt cost extra at all for the midnight showing but it's expensive for tickets anyways and it will probably be insanely packed with us crazy spidey fans if you know what i mean. i was considering going to the midnight and friday afternoon. not sure yet though. tickets here are almost $11

[Redwoods Wolf]

http://www.spiderman-3-movie-buzz.com/uploads/uploadForumPhotos/medium_0720r-a5vqc9m2.jpg
Kirsten: So, how was your talk with Sam?
Tobey: Oh, good, good. We talked about the new direction the film was going to take.
Kirsten: Yeah? How so?
Tobey: Well, we decided we wanted Spider-Man 3 to be "darker" in tone. So I'm going to start shopping at Hot Topic from now on.
Kirsten: Oh.....that's...good, I guess.
Tobey: Yeah, and there's going to be three villains. Well...four, if you count me.
Kirsten: You? How are you the villain?
Tobey: You know that "save the baby in the burning building" shtick we've had in the last few movies?
Kirsten: Yeah?
Tobey: You notice there's a fire behind us?
Kirsten: And?
Tobey: *chuckles* Nothing, baby, let's just watch the stars.

[Redwoods Wolf]

http://farm1.static.flickr.com/183/473710348_b117215954.jpg


Classic Black Spidey: Why couldnt they have used me in the movie??

:( That's just too sad and true for me to laugh at.

[CrashNburn]

what exactly is the story with that pic and where is it from?

[wiegeabo]

http://farm1.static.flickr.com/183/473710348_b117215954.jpg
Spidey: "Well...?
Sam: "Good news, you don't have breast cancer."
Spidey: "Great! But why is this guy still feeling feeling me up?"
Guy: "Shhh...don't ruin the moment."

[FatA$$]

this thread never gets old

[FatA$$]

what exactly is the story with that pic and where is it from?

found it in one of the new threads and i guess its a pic from the spider-man chronicles book. (not sure what that is exactly)

[SPider-T0rch]

http://img123.imageshack.us/img123/6702/proofscreencapkv9.png
....and that my friends is why you see no bulge down there...

[SPider-T0rch]

http://img123.imageshack.us/img123/6702/proofscreencapkv9.png
This suit is NOT black!!......This suit is black, pause, NOT!!...This suit is black.......................*long pause like really long*.........NOT!

[Dark Phantom]

http://img180.imageshack.us/img180/5219/vlcsnap1534146ul4.png

Spidey: HellOoOoOo everybody!!!! My name's spiderman! What's yours?! WEEEEEEEEE!!!!

http://img157.imageshack.us/img157/7185/vlcsnap1533352lq8.png

MJ and Harry: ....

[ghost_x]

http://img123.imageshack.us/img123/6702/proofscreencapkv9.png
This suit is NOT black!!......This suit is black, pause, NOT!!...This suit is black.......................*long pause like really long*.........NOT!

Who would of ever thought a Borat quote would ever be so damn suitable for Spiderman, good job

[Dr. Fate]

http://www.cinemacomrapadura.com.br/filmes/img/1837-2006-06-02-01:26:34_4.jpg
PETER [in Keifer Sutherland voice]: "This is Jack Bauer."

[ultimatefan]

http://www.spiderman-3-movie-buzz.com/uploads/uploadForumPhotos/medium_0720r-a5vqc9m2.jpg
Peter: So tell me MJ... Did you ever find Bugs Bunny attractive when he´d put on a dress and play a girl bunny?

[ghost_x]

http://www.spiderman-3-movie-buzz.com/uploads/uploadForumPhotos/medium_0720r-a5vqc9m2.jpg
Peter: So tell me MJ... Did you ever find Bugs Bunny attractive when he´d put on a dress and play a girl bunny?

who the **** hasn't

[ghost_x]

http://www.cinemacomrapadura.com.br/filmes/img/1837-2006-06-02-01:26:34_4.jpg

'No! What do you mean 40 minutes or more and the pizzas free...I had to do it in 30!'

[Dr. Fate]

http://www.spiderman-3-movie-buzz.com/uploads/uploadForumPhotos/medium_0720r-a5vqc9m2.jpg
MJ: "Pete, do you like Huey Lewis & The News?"

[ghost_x]

Do I hear a Bateman quote?

[mutant_wings]

:P This thread always brightens my day..

[Dr. Fate]

Do I hear a Bateman quote?
I thought everyone loved Bateman quotes.

http://www.spiderman-3-movie-buzz.com/uploads/uploadForumPhotos/medium_0720r-a5vqc9m2.jpg
PETER: "This one time at band camp, I shoved this flute up my p****."
MJ: "Peter, you don't that particular piece of anatomy to shove it in."
PETER: "Oh don't I?"

[O'Haire]

http://img338.imageshack.us/img338/9215/rome5nk3.jpg

Thomas Haden Church: *thinking* I know you can read my thoughts, Rosemary. Meow meow meow meow, meow meow meow meow, meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow.



(http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0365281/)

[Dr. Fate]

http://www.cinemacomrapadura.com.br/filmes/img/1837-2006-06-02-01:26:34_1.jpg
PETER: "Just a few more minutes, I'll be free... oh yeah, Petey Parker, naked and free!"

[DastardlyDeeds]

http://img338.imageshack.us/img338/9215/rome5nk3.jpg

Actor Who Plays Aunt May: Oh Toby, stop touching my ass.
Toby: No frickin way.
Thomas Haden Church: Yo toby stop grabbin on my woman's ass.

[AssMan]

http://www.cinemacomrapadura.com.br/filmes/img/1837-2006-06-02-01:26:34_4.jpg

(The Phone Rings)

Peter - Hello who is this


http://img493.imageshack.us/img493/3053/normalpdvd2611pu.jpg

Jack - My name is Jack Bauer & I have the money you asked for

http://www.cinemacomrapadura.com.br/filmes/img/1837-2006-06-02-01:26:34_4.jpg

Peter - Jack who & what money I did not ask for any money did Harry put you up to this again

http://img493.imageshack.us/img493/3053/normalpdvd2611pu.jpg

Jack - I dont know any Harry

http://www.cinemacomrapadura.com.br/filmes/img/1837-2006-06-02-01:26:34_4.jpg

Peter - Listen bub you got the wrong number I dont want any money but what I do want is some Pizza you got that bub

http://img493.imageshack.us/img493/3053/normalpdvd2611pu.jpg

Jack - What kind of Terroist wants Pizza over money

http://www.cinemacomrapadura.com.br/filmes/img/1837-2006-06-02-01:26:34_4.jpg

Peter - I am no Terroist Mr. Bauer your the one that called me remember. They **** you with cell phones. That's what it is. They love it when you get cut off. Y'know why, huh? You know why? 'Cause when you call back - -which they know you're gonna do. They charge you for that ****ing first minute again at that high rate.

(Jacks Phone Hangs Up)

Peter - Bastards

[blk_spidey]

http://www.cinemacomrapadura.com.br/filmes/img/1837-2006-06-02-01:26:34_4.jpg

tobey: hello?

http://img493.imageshack.us/img493/3053/normalpdvd2611pu.jpg

man: wazaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!!!
http://www.cinemacomrapadura.com.br/filmes/img/1837-2006-06-02-01:26:34_4.jpg

tobey: what?

http://img493.imageshack.us/img493/3053/normalpdvd2611pu.jpg

man: whobleachhhhhhh!!
http://www.cinemacomrapadura.com.br/filmes/img/1837-2006-06-02-01:26:34_4.jpg

tobey: who's that? don't f**k with me boy! i'm coming!! you're asked for it!!

ten minutes later........

http://www.cinemacomrapadura.com.br/filmes/img/1837-2006-06-02-01:26:34_1.jpg

tobey: hope you liked that!!

http://img493.imageshack.us/img493/3053/normalpdvd2611pu.jpg

man: my a**!!

[gtkilla]

What? :confused:

[ultimatefan]

http://www.spiderman-3-movie-buzz.com/uploads/uploadForumPhotos/medium_0720r-a5vqc9m2.jpg
Peter: So, MJ, do you like movies about Gladiators?

[Spider-ManHero12]

http://img123.imageshack.us/img123/6702/proofscreencapkv9.png

Peter Parker: "I have an announcement to make.........*farts*

http://img157.imageshack.us/img157/7185/vlcsnap1533352lq8.png

MJ: "......."
Harry: "......"



http://www.cinemacomrapadura.com.br/filmes/img/1837-2006-06-02-01:26:34_4.jpg

Peter Parker: "I'm going to need a new pair of underwear......fast!".

[ultimatefan]

http://img123.imageshack.us/img123/6702/proofscreencapkv9.png
Peter: EVERYBODY SING WITH ME! WEEEEEEE ARE THE CHAAAAAAMPIONS, MY FRIEEEEEEEND...

[Dr. Fate]

http://img123.imageshack.us/img123/6702/proofscreencapkv9.png
Peter: EVERYBODY SING WITH ME! WEEEEEEE ARE THE CHAAAAAAMPIONS, MY FRIEEEEEEEND...
Ah Queen... how much we owe to Queen and the genius of Freddie Mercury.

http://www.cinemacomrapadura.com.br/filmes/img/1837-2006-06-02-01:26:34_4.jpg
PETER: "Feed me, Seymour! Feed me!"

http://img493.imageshack.us/img493/3053/normalpdvd2611pu.jpg
JACK: "Seymour? There's no Seymour here. This is Jack."

http://www.cinemacomrapadura.com.br/filmes/img/1837-2006-06-02-01:26:34_4.jpg
PETER: "Oh, sorry about that dude. My bad."

[Dark Phantom]

http://www.spiderman-3-movie-buzz.com/uploads/uploadForumPhotos/medium_0720r-a5vqc9m2.jpg
Peter: So, MJ, do you like movies about Gladiators?

haha that's from Airplane! love that movie.

[From Finland]

http://img123.imageshack.us/img123/6702/proofscreencapkv9.png
Peter: Hi, my name is Peter Parker and I´m Spider-Man since I was...
Guy in the crowd: This movie´s not based on Civil War, you dumbass!
Peter: Oh, crap...

:woot: :woot: :woot:

[3dman27]

http://www.spiderman-3-movie-buzz.com/uploads/uploadForumPhotos/medium_0720r-a5vqc9m2.jpg
Peter: So, MJ, do you like movies about Gladiators?

MJ"SURE DO AND I LIKE NINJA AND BARBARIAN HERO MOVIES TOO I WISH I COULD CHANNEL UP RED SONJA SOMETIMES I COULD USE HER SKILLS ON SOME OF THE HALLOWEEN BOYS YOU RUN INTO:ninja:

[ultimatefan]

Thanks, Dr., Dark, Finland!

[Dr. Fate]

Any time UF.

http://www.spiderman-3-movie-buzz.com/uploads/uploadForumPhotos/medium_0720r-a5vqc9m2.jpg
PETER: "You ever seen a grown man naked?"

[ultimatefan]

Any time UF.

http://www.spiderman-3-movie-buzz.com/uploads/uploadForumPhotos/medium_0720r-a5vqc9m2.jpg
PETER: "You ever seen a grown man naked?"

MJ: No, but I can settle for you...

[ultimatefan]

http://www.spiderman-3-movie-buzz.com/uploads/uploadForumPhotos/medium_0720r-a5vqc9m2.jpg
MJ: Wow, Pete, that was amazing! I never felt so close to you!
Peter: I told you... Once a woman embraces threesomes, lesbianism, deepthroating and sodomy, she´ll never lose her man...

[Secret_Riddle]

http://www.spiderman-3-movie-buzz.com/uploads/uploadForumPhotos/medium_0720r-a5vqc9m2.jpg
M.j: I want to sing on stage for the rest of my life, with you in the front row.

Peter:Mhm.. tell me M.J, have you ever seen a grown man naked?

M.J: My heavens, never in my life time Peter, why ever would you ask such a thing?

*Peter makes subtle glance downwards*

M.J: Oh dear, yes..i see.

[maiko-san]

http://www.thiswebsitestinks.com/apb/gallery/Bill%20Lehecka/EddieVenom.jpg
You know the difference between you and me? I make this look good.

Proving once and for all that he cares NOTHING about the Venom character Raimi superimposes JJonahs face onto him....

[Untilteld]

Proving once and for all that he cares NOTHING about the Venom character Raimi superimposes JJonahs face onto him....


:dry: ?

[titan101]

http://www.thiswebsitestinks.com/apb/gallery/Bill%20Lehecka/EddieVenom.jpg

venom : hey !!! check out my sadistic smile !!! no one can make a better creepy smile than me !!

http://img171.imageshack.us/img171/8620/heathqj7.jpg

joker : don't be too sure on that.

http://moviesmedia.ign.com/movies/image/article/782/782715/spider-man-3-20070423002304992.jpg (http://media.movies.ign.com/media/041/041073/image_frame.html?image_id=20&screenshot_id=4491058)

venom : .... whatever...

[ultimatefan]

http://www.spiderman-3-movie-buzz.com/uploads/uploadForumPhotos/medium_0720r-a5vqc9m2.jpg
MJ: You know, this could´ve been the most romantic and beautiful night of my life...
Peter: C´mon, you GOTTA admit that constellation looks like a donkey having a boner...

[Dr. Fate]

http://www.dmoma.org/lobby/Spider-Man/pics/images/logan_spidey.jpeg
OLD GUY: "The hills are alive with the sound of music!"
SPIDER-MAN: "Hills? What hills? There are no hills here!"

[ultimatefan]

http://www.dmoma.org/lobby/Spider-Man/pics/images/logan_spidey.jpeg
SPIDER-MAN: You see, you gently massage the clitoris, just like that, slowly at first, then you can get faster...

[Drizzle]

^^^^^^^
:woot: :woot: :woot:

[ultimatefan]

^^^^^^^
:woot: :woot: :woot:

Thanks!

[Dr. Fate]

http://goldenfiddle.com/sites/goldenfiddle.com/files/images/spiderman3set17.jpg
SPIDER-MAN: "It's riding up my crotch again."
GWEN: "You really should keep stuff like that to yourself."

[>>>venom<<<]

http://www.dmoma.org/lobby/Spider-Man/pics/images/logan_spidey.jpeg
Man in glasses:Yea...like that. WTF?! MJ must have a massive clitoris to be using two fingers like that!!! :wow:

[3dman27]

http://img262.imageshack.us/img262/6843/sandmanwp2fo1.jpg
spidey :a walking BEACH this wierdo should be fighting SHARK BOY ,not SPIDER-MAN,hiro time warp me outta here"

[Dr. Fate]

http://img262.imageshack.us/img262/6843/sandmanwp2fo1.jpg
GIANT SANDMAN: "Brrrraaaaaaaaaaaaaaaiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiinnnnnnn nnnsssssssssssss!!!!!!"

[AssMan]

http://img123.imageshack.us/img123/6702/proofscreencapkv9.png

Peter - Hey everyone I just want to remind you all that Spider-Man 3 comes out this Friday

Random Person - Shut up you pansey

Peter - Whoever said that you better hope you do not end up in a situation where you will need my help

Random Person - Sorry

[mutant_wings]

:p:p

[Dr. Fate]

http://img123.imageshack.us/img123/6702/proofscreencapkv9.png
SPIDER-MAN: "Abortions for none!"
CROWD: "Boo!"
SPIDER-MAN: "Um, abortions for all!"
CROWD: "Boo!"
SPIDER-MAN: "Uh, abortions for some, small American flags for others!"
CROWD: "Yay!"

[ultimatefan]

http://img123.imageshack.us/img123/6702/proofscreencapkv9.png
SPIDER-MAN: "Abortions for none!"
CROWD: "Boo!"
SPIDER-MAN: "Um, abortions for all!"
CROWD: "Boo!"
SPIDER-MAN: "Uh, abortions for some, small American flags for others!"
CROWD: "Yay!"
Ah, a classic Simpsons Halloween episode...

[ultimatefan]

http://img123.imageshack.us/img123/6702/proofscreencapkv9.png
SPIDER-MAN: Please, if movie is not success... I will be execute!

[shigsy2003]

http://i40.photobucket.com/albums/e201/shigsy2003/proofscreencapkv9.png

Over-Zelous Fanboy (Devil): He has taken of his mask in front of a crowd with their backs to him at 100 story's up. SEND HIM TO HELL TO BURN FOREVER!!!!!

Rest of the crowd: Wait! Doesn't Spider-Man have the right to a fair trial?

Over-Zelous Fanboy (Devil): Oh, you Americans with your "due process" and "fair trials." This is always so much easier in Mexico. Very well, we'll have the trial tomorrow at the stroke of midnight. Until then, you're going to spend the day in Hell!

[Go Web Go!]

http://www.dmoma.org/lobby/Spider-Man/pics/images/logan_spidey.jpeg
Spider-Man to older man: Hey, aren't you the guy from Big Daddy with the "old balls?" Gross...