Spider-Man Caption Thread.

[3dman27]

http://www.pestaola.gr/images/megan_fox_fhm_2006_calendar.jpg
MEGAN FOX: Who wants to have some fun?

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SPIDER-MAN: Back off dude, I had to settle for Kirsten Dunst for three movies!!!

3d-man "and what are YOUcomplaing about? the way you talk,kirsten's a REGIS PHILBIN LOOKALIKE she's a beautiful woman pal deal with it":ninja:

[ultimatefan]

3d-man "and what are YOUcomplaing about? the way you talk,kirsten's a REGIS PHILBIN LOOKALIKE she's a beautiful woman pal deal with it":ninja:

I know, I know, let´s just say the rival is tough...:woot:

[ultimatefan]

Spidey got the better end of the stick there; Superman got stuck with Kate Bosworth.

http://www.resindog.com/resindog/sitebuildercontent/sitebuilderpictures/animated/Spiderman/Spider-Man_VenomSwing.gif
SPIDER-MAN: "She's mine do you hear?! Mine!!!"

http://www.pestaola.gr/images/megan_fox_fhm_2006_calendar.jpg
MEGAN FOX: "Boys boys boys, there's plenty of Megan to go around."

I think Kate´s attractive, she´s no Erica Durance, though - there´s a pretty cool sex scene with her from the movie Butterfly Effect 2, can be found on youtube or metacafe, hehe.

[ultimatefan]

http://www.pestaola.gr/images/megan_fox_fhm_2006_calendar.jpg
Megan: Sorry hon, you´re a little too old for me...

http://i5.photobucket.com/albums/y154/molinafan/movie/183.jpg
Doc Ock: Well, that´s it! Goodbye, cruel world!

[Dr. Fate]

http://www.pestaola.gr/images/megan_fox_fhm_2006_calendar.jpg
Megan: "I had a dream about you last night. We were making long, hot, wild, passionate love, and I kept screaming your name over and over again... Tater Nuts! Oh Tater Nuts!! Tater Nuts!!!"

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EDDIE VENOM: "And then what?"

http://www.pestaola.gr/images/megan_fox_fhm_2006_calendar.jpg
MEGAN FOX: ":whatever:"

[OobeDoobBenubi]

http://img153.imageshack.us/img153/8048/hspiderman343qm5.jpg

Mary Jane - What the hell am I looking at ? When does this happen in the movie ?

Harry - Now, You're looking at now Mary Jane...Everything that happens now is happening now

Mary Jane - What happened to then ?

Harry - We passed it

Mary Jane - When ?

Harry - Just now... We're at now now

Mary Jane - Go back to then

Harry - When ?

Mary Jane - Now

Harry - I can't

Mary Jane - Why not ?

Harry - We missed it

Mary Jane - When

Harry - Just now,

Mary Jane - When will then be now ?

Harry - Soon!

Mary Jane - How soon ?

[D4rkShaDoWz]

^ lol spaceballs is the best movie ever

[OobeDoobBenubi]

http://i10.photobucket.com/albums/a110/sub_zero92/Venom5.png

Venom - Now we will show him who is in charge of this galaxy

http://media.movieweb.com/galleries/2399/2377/lo/PK-10.jpg

Sandman (Slowly walks towards Spidey)

http://i10.photobucket.com/albums/a110/sub_zero92/Venom5.png

Venom - Hold it. I'll handle this personally

http://media.movieweb.com/galleries/2399/2377/lo/PK-10.jpg

Sandman - Jawohl, Lord Venom

[ultimatefan]

http://www.pestaola.gr/images/megan_fox_fhm_2006_calendar.jpg
Megan: "I had a dream about you last night. We were making long, hot, wild, passionate love, and I kept screaming your name over and over again... Tater Nuts! Oh Tater Nuts!! Tater Nuts!!!"

http://i159.photobucket.com/albums/t155/eoin_ryano_2007/capture9li2.jpg
EDDIE VENOM: "And then what?"

http://www.pestaola.gr/images/megan_fox_fhm_2006_calendar.jpg
MEGAN FOX: ":whatever:"

hehehehe, that´s such an Eric Forman thing to say...

[ultimatefan]

http://img153.imageshack.us/img153/8048/hspiderman343qm5.jpg

Mary Jane - What the hell am I looking at ? When does this happen in the movie ?

Harry - Now, You're looking at now Mary Jane...Everything that happens now is happening now

Mary Jane - What happened to then ?

Harry - We passed it

Mary Jane - When ?

Harry - Just now... We're at now now

Mary Jane - Go back to then

Harry - When ?

Mary Jane - Now

Harry - I can't

Mary Jane - Why not ?

Harry - We missed it

Mary Jane - When

Harry - Just now,

Mary Jane - When will then be now ?

Harry - Soon!

Mary Jane - How soon ?


hehehehe, gotta love Spaceballs...

[DX]

http://media.movieweb.com/galleries/2399/2377/lo/PK-10.jpg

Sandman: "Oh S***! Lindsay Lohan's seen me. I'm never gonna get rid of her now. :csad: "

[ultimatefan]

http://media.movieweb.com/galleries/2399/2377/lo/PK-10.jpg

Sandman: "Oh S***! Lindsay Lohan's seen me. I'm never gonna get rid of her now. :csad: "

hehehehehe, just point at James Franco, dude, she´ll hunt him down till the deeps of hell...:woot:

[Dr. Fate]

hehehehe, that´s such an Eric Forman thing to say...
Thanks, it was originally a Kelso/Ashton Kutcher moment.

http://img153.imageshack.us/img153/8048/hspiderman343qm5.jpg
HARRY: "Holy-!!!"
MJ: "Is that... is that..."

http://www.pestaola.gr/images/megan_fox_fhm_2006_calendar.jpg
MEGAN FOX: "What? A sand guy and a guy in a black suit with big teeth stole my clothes!"

http://img153.imageshack.us/img153/8048/hspiderman343qm5.jpg
HARRY: "Oh yeah, I could so die a happy man right now..."
MJ: ":cmad:"

[batman11]

^Hehe, Nice. That picture makes me happy...like Harry. :D

[Crow222]

http://i159.photobucket.com/albums/t155/eoin_ryano_2007/capture9li2.jpg
Raimi off-camera: Topher could I get you to quit looking like a tool.
TG: ............
Raimi: You know what nevermind, lets just go with this............honestly I feel we could make you the villain, emo Parker disco'in it up, and screw Harry Osbourne all kinds of up and this movie would still make 340 million.

[Killing Joke926]

hehehehe, gotta love Spaceballs...

Meh, Young Frankenstein is better.

[Dr. Fate]

^Hehe, Nice. That picture makes me happy...like Harry. :D
Thanks. And you're welcome.

http://marvel.toonzone.net/spideytas/bios/heroes/blackcat/04.jpg
BLACK CAT: "You left me for MJ because...?"

http://marvel.toonzone.net/spideytas/bios/heroes/spider-man/01.jpg
SPIDER-MAN: "Um... uh..."

http://marvel.toonzone.net/spideytas/bios/heroes/mj/06.jpg
MARY-JANE: "Oh criminey I gotta do everything around here... look Miss Cat person, you were an unstable, obsessive compulsive liar, and, in the eyes of many, a Catwoman knock off. It wasn't working out!"

http://marvel.toonzone.net/spideytas/bios/heroes/blackcat/04.jpg
BLACK CAT: "Letting your woman fight your battles for you, eh Spider-Man? *SIGH*, I remember when *I* was your woman and *I* did your fighting for you. Those were good times..."

http://marvel.toonzone.net/spideytas/bios/heroes/mj/01.jpg
SPIDER-MAN: "Uh... awkward."

[ultimatefan]

Thanks, it was originally a Kelso/Ashton Kutcher moment.

http://img153.imageshack.us/img153/8048/hspiderman343qm5.jpg
HARRY: "Holy-!!!"
MJ: "Is that... is that..."

http://www.pestaola.gr/images/megan_fox_fhm_2006_calendar.jpg
MEGAN FOX: "What? A sand guy and a guy in a black suit with big teeth stole my clothes!"

http://img153.imageshack.us/img153/8048/hspiderman343qm5.jpg
HARRY: "Oh yeah, I could so die a happy man right now..."
MJ: ":cmad:"
hehehehe

[ultimatefan]

Meh, Young Frankenstein is better.

Well, that´s like saying Picasso is better than Dali...:woot:

[DX]

hehehehehe, just point at James Franco, dude, she´ll hunt him down till the deeps of hell...:woot:
hahaha, thanks. :woot:

[ultimatefan]

http://www.resindog.com/resindog/sitebuildercontent/sitebuilderpictures/animated/Spiderman/Spider-Man_VenomSwing.gif


http://www.pestaola.gr/images/megan_fox_fhm_2006_calendar.jpg
MEGAN FOX: Gotta love a man who knows how to twist his wrist...

[Dr. Fate]

http://www.resindog.com/resindog/sitebuildercontent/sitebuilderpictures/animated/Spiderman/Spider-Man_VenomSwing.gif


http://www.pestaola.gr/images/megan_fox_fhm_2006_calendar.jpg
MEGAN FOX: Gotta love a man who knows how to twist his wrist...
Hehehehe

http://marvel.toonzone.net/spideytas/bios/heroes/blackcat/04.jpg
BLACK CAT: "I want to be played by Ali Larter!"

http://marvel.toonzone.net/spideytas/bios/heroes/spider-man/01.jpg
SPIDER-MAN: "You can't be played by Ali Larter. Ali Larter is on 'Heroes' and she's too busy with that. Besides, she turned down the Invisible Woman for the Fantastic Four films- well I can't really blame her there, those films weren't that good."


http://marvel.toonzone.net/spideytas/bios/heroes/blackcat/04.jpg
BLACK CAT: "So what if I was an unstable compulsive liar? That was no good reason to break up with me."

http://marvel.toonzone.net/spideytas/bios/heroes/spider-man/01.jpg
SPIDER-MAN: "That was a *great* reason to break up with you!"

[ultimatefan]

Hehehehe

http://marvel.toonzone.net/spideytas/bios/heroes/blackcat/04.jpg
BLACK CAT: "I want to be played by Ali Larter!"

http://marvel.toonzone.net/spideytas/bios/heroes/spider-man/01.jpg
SPIDER-MAN: "You can't be played by Ali Larter. Ali Larter is on 'Heroes' and she's too busy with that. Besides, she turned down the Invisible Woman for the Fantastic Four films- well I can't really blame her there, those films weren't that good."


http://marvel.toonzone.net/spideytas/bios/heroes/blackcat/04.jpg
BLACK CAT: "So what if I was an unstable compulsive liar? That was no good reason to break up with me."

http://marvel.toonzone.net/spideytas/bios/heroes/spider-man/01.jpg
SPIDER-MAN: "That was a *great* reason to break up with you!"

Ali Larter could have been Invisible Woman?:wow: :csad:

[Dr. Fate]

Ali Larter could have been Invisible Woman?:wow: :csad:
Yes it's true, Ali Larter was one of the candidates for the role of the Invisible Woman. Sadly, it was not to be, even sadder when you consider that Ali Larter has a much better body than Jessica Alba.

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SPIDER-MAN: "Say it! Say it!"
VENOM: "You are the Ultimate Bad-Ass!"
SPIDER-MAN: "Damn Right!"

[Mr Jide]

http://www.myclassiclyrics.com/artist_biographies/Samuel_Leroy_Jackson_Biography.jpg

Nick fury: LMAO, damn spidey, your movies suck. Me and Ironman will show you how to kick some real muthaf***ing ass.

http://www1.picturepush.com/photo/a/147549/1024/Pictures/CrySpideyCry.gif

http://www.myclassiclyrics.com/artist_biographies/Samuel_Leroy_Jackson_Biography.jpg

Nick fury: Oh hell no, mutha****er are you crying, why?!? your half-assed movies made over a $billion, you repugnant, unenthused, doughy-eyed,mutha****er.

http://www1.picturepush.com/photo/a/147549/1024/Pictures/CrySpideyCry.gif

spidey: stop it, leave me alone...people love me, especially the pre-teen boppers who know nothing about the spidey mythos at superherohype.

http://www.myclassiclyrics.com/artist_biographies/Samuel_Leroy_Jackson_Biography.jpg

Nick Fury: Stop it now, you lip-quivvering mutha****er and look at my face. Do I look like I give a snake's ass about your superherohype fan *****es??

http://www1.picturepush.com/photo/a/147549/1024/Pictures/CrySpideyCry.gif

spidey: No.

http://www.cs.fsu.edu/academics/YSP/1997/moffett/Images/jackson.gif
Nick Fury: Exactly! you spandex wearin' mutha****er! Spider-*****, all this crying is gonna make me give you a reason to really cry...I know your aunt does but you, do you read...the bible? The book of Ezekiel is a favoiurite of mine...No spider-man 4 for you, mutha****er.




N/B all in jest, people.

[DX]

Yes it's true, Ali Larter was one of the candidates for the role of the Invisible Woman. Sadly, it was not to be, even sadder when you consider that Ali Larter has a much better body than Jessica Alba.
Not to mention the fact that she's a better actress than Alba.

[ultimatefan]

Not to mention the fact that she's a better actress than Alba.

I love her work in Heroes, you can tell when she´s Nikki and when she´s Jessica with just a minimal change in her eyes.

[ultimatefan]

Yes it's true, Ali Larter was one of the candidates for the role of the Invisible Woman. Sadly, it was not to be, even sadder when you consider that Ali Larter has a much better body than Jessica Alba.

http://www.resindog.com/resindog/sitebuildercontent/sitebuilderpictures/animated/Spiderman/Spider-Man_VenomSwing.gif
SPIDER-MAN: "Say it! Say it!"
VENOM: "You are the Ultimate Bad-Ass!"
SPIDER-MAN: "Damn Right!"

Well, if she turned it down it can be said she made the right choice. She´s in a much better franchise right now.

[ultimatefan]

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SPIDER-MAN: Why I don´t just beat the crap out of him? Dude has motion sickness, back problems and looses bowel control easily, where´d be the fun in just punching him?

[DX]

I love her work in Heroes, you can tell when she´s Nikki and when she´s Jessica with just a minimal change in her eyes.
hehe, yeah, it's not hard to tell when she's pissed. :oldrazz:
Well, if she turned it down it can be said she made the right choice. She´s in a much better franchise right now.
I liked the first FF movie. Wasn't fantastic (no pun intended) but it was a fun little popcorn movie.


And FF2, well, you all know my opinion on that......:woot:

[Dr. Fate]

Not to mention the fact that she's a better actress than Alba.
Yes she is, better actress AND better looking to boot. What more could anyone ask for?

I agree with pretty much all the other stuff you and UF were saying, except I don't like FF1 at all.

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SPIDER-MAN: "Hello? No, this is not Neo. I don't know anyone named Morpheus or Trinity. Wrong number dude."

[Dr. Fate]

http://www.myclassiclyrics.com/artist_biographies/Samuel_Leroy_Jackson_Biography.jpg

Nick fury: LMAO, damn spidey, your movies suck. Me and Ironman will show you how to kick some real muthaf***ing ass.

http://www1.picturepush.com/photo/a/147549/1024/Pictures/CrySpideyCry.gif

http://www.myclassiclyrics.com/artist_biographies/Samuel_Leroy_Jackson_Biography.jpg

Nick fury: Oh hell no, mutha****er are you crying, why?!? your half-assed movies made over a $billion, you repugnant, unenthused, doughy-eyed,mutha****er.

http://www1.picturepush.com/photo/a/147549/1024/Pictures/CrySpideyCry.gif

spidey: stop it, leave me alone...people love me, especially the pre-teen boppers who know nothing about the spidey mythos at superherohype.

http://www.myclassiclyrics.com/artist_biographies/Samuel_Leroy_Jackson_Biography.jpg

Nick Fury: Stop it now, you lip-quivvering mutha****er and look at my face. Do I look like I give a snake's ass about your superherohype fan *****es??

http://www1.picturepush.com/photo/a/147549/1024/Pictures/CrySpideyCry.gif

spidey: No.

http://www.cs.fsu.edu/academics/YSP/1997/moffett/Images/jackson.gif
Nick Fury: Exactly! you spandex wearin' mutha****er! Spider-*****, all this crying is gonna make me give you a reason to really cry...I know your aunt does but you, do you read...the bible? The book of Ezekiel is a favoiurite of mine...No spider-man 4 for you, mutha****er.




N/B all in jest, people.
Bwahahahahahahahahahahaha! Brilliant!

[Dr. Fate]

http://www.resindog.com/resindog/sitebuildercontent/sitebuilderpictures/animated/Spiderman/Spider-Man_VenomSwing.gif
SPIDER-MAN: Why I don´t just beat the crap out of him? Dude has motion sickness, back problems and looses bowel control easily, where´d be the fun in just punching him?
Bwahahahahahahaha!

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SPIDER-MAN: "Where's the porn?! Where's the porn?!"
VENOM: "We can't tell you! They'll kill us!"
SPIDER-MAN: "Kill you?! Mother-f***er, I'll kill you! I'll just enjoy it more!"

[DX]

Yes she is, better actress AND better looking to boot. What more could anyone ask for?

I agree with pretty much all the other stuff you and UF were saying, except I don't like FF1 at all.
Imagine if JAL was looking in this thread. lol. :oldrazz:

[ultimatefan]

Bwahahahahahahaha!

http://www.resindog.com/resindog/sitebuildercontent/sitebuilderpictures/animated/Spiderman/Spider-Man_VenomSwing.gif
SPIDER-MAN: "Where's the porn?! Where's the porn?!"
VENOM: "We can't tell you! They'll kill us!"
SPIDER-MAN: "Kill you?! Mother-f***er, I'll kill you! I'll just enjoy it more!"

Thanks!

The porn jokes always remind me of a classic Dr Cox rant in Scrubs, "if they took the pornography out of the Internet, there´d be only one website left and it´d be bringbacktheporn.com!"

[ultimatefan]

Yes she is, better actress AND better looking to boot. What more could anyone ask for?

I agree with pretty much all the other stuff you and UF were saying, except I don't like FF1 at all.

http://img76.imageshack.us/img76/3963/061322spiderbaby18dz6.jpg
SPIDER-MAN: "Hello? No, this is not Neo. I don't know anyone named Morpheus or Trinity. Wrong number dude."

Yeah, I didn´t like either FF myself.

[kedrell]

http://www1.picturepush.com/photo/a/147549/1024/Pictures/CrySpideyCry.gif
Waaaaaaaaahhhh, just leave me alone!

http://sportsmed.starwave.com/media/pg2/2002/0509/photo/hanks_i.jpg
:wow:Are you crying?!! There's no crying in superhero movies!!!!!

[kedrell]

Double Post

[Dr. Fate]

http://www1.picturepush.com/photo/a/147549/1024/Pictures/CrySpideyCry.gif
Waaaaaaaaahhhh, just leave me alone!

http://sportsmed.starwave.com/media/pg2/2002/0509/photo/hanks_i.jpg
:wow:Are you crying?!! There's no crying in superhero movies!!!!!
Bwahahahahahahahahahaha! Ah if only!

http://i159.photobucket.com/albums/t155/eoin_ryano_2007/capture9li2.jpg
VENOM/EDDIE: "I'm cucko for Coco Puffs, cucko for Coco Puffs!"

[omid17]

http://www.myclassiclyrics.com/artist_biographies/Samuel_Leroy_Jackson_Biography.jpg


that mother ****ing venom needed some more mother ****ing screen time!!!!

[chaseter]

I think captions need to go back to 1 picture. These 8 picture segments are dumb IMO. I think the skill of wit and humor is being able to put it into a snappy one liner.

[batman11]

OMG Chaester that quote in your sig from MaskedManJRK is classic lol. :woot:

[ultimatefan]

http://img76.imageshack.us/img76/3963/061322spiderbaby18dz6.jpg
SPIDER-MAN: For the love of God, I won´t be in The Justice League movie, I´m a Marvel character! Do these sites do ANY checking before posting rumors?!?

[Dr. Fate]

http://img76.imageshack.us/img76/3963/061322spiderbaby18dz6.jpg
SPIDER-MAN: For the love of God, I won´t be in The Justice League movie, I´m a Marvel character! Do these sites do ANY checking before posting rumors?!?
Hahahahahahaha

http://img76.imageshack.us/img76/3963/061322spiderbaby18dz6.jpg
SPIDER-MAN: "So are we getting Ali Larter for Black Cat/Felicia Hardy in Spider-Man 4 or aren't we? Sam, don't let me down on this. I endured at least ten minutes of screen time with a very dull, very boring Bryce Dallas Howard as a less than engaging Gwen Stacy, you owe me one smoking hot, charismatic Black Cat in the form of no less than Ali Larter."

[DX]

Hahahahahahaha

http://img76.imageshack.us/img76/3963/061322spiderbaby18dz6.jpg
SPIDER-MAN: "So are we getting Ali Larter for Black Cat/Felicia Hardy in Spider-Man 4 or aren't we? Sam, don't let me down on this. I endured at least ten minutes of screen time with a very dull, very boring Bryce Dallas Howard as a less than engaging Gwen Stacy, you owe me one smoking hot, charismatic Black Cat in the form of no less than Ali Larter."
LARTER DAMMIT!!! :woot:

And I liked Bryce, she was certainly better than most comic book movie love interests IMO.

[pedro parkero]

http://i100.photobucket.com/albums/m21/dcbargas/Spider-Man%203/dancing_peter_sm3.gif
Gangway, ladies! You should know Spider-Man's alter-ego can swing in more ways than one!

http://www.myclassiclyrics.com/artist_biographies/Samuel_Leroy_Jackson_Biography.jpg
You mean you swing both ways? 'Cause you sure do look like a mf'ng *** to me...

http://www1.picturepush.com/photo/a/147549/1024/Pictures/CrySpideyCry.gif
That's not what I meant, dang it! :(

[DX]

Oh yeah, I went there....:woot:








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Peter: "Hi, I'm a Mac."

http://www.moviecitynews.com/arrays/images/2004/fantastic_four/invisible.jpg

Sue: "And I'm a PC"

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Peter: "I fight 3 deadly villians, win the hearts of many fans and critics and make 800 million dolars in the process."

http://www.moviecitynews.com/arrays/images/2004/fantastic_four/invisible.jpg

Sue: "I only fight one villain, rely on someone else to defeat another villain, get bashed by many fans and critics and only make 1/4 of the amount of money that a Mac does."

[ultimatefan]

http://i100.photobucket.com/albums/m21/dcbargas/Spider-Man%203/dancing_peter_sm3.gif
Gangway, ladies! You should know Spider-Man's alter-ego can swing in more ways than one!

http://www.myclassiclyrics.com/artist_biographies/Samuel_Leroy_Jackson_Biography.jpg
You mean you swing both ways? 'Cause you sure do look like a mf'ng *** to me...

http://www1.picturepush.com/photo/a/147549/1024/Pictures/CrySpideyCry.gif
That's not what I meant, dang it! :(

Oh, boy, Peter can´t catch a break with Sam Jackson, hehehe...

[ultimatefan]

Oh yeah, I went there....:woot:








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Peter: "Hi, I'm a Mac."

http://www.moviecitynews.com/arrays/images/2004/fantastic_four/invisible.jpg

Sue: "And I'm a PC"

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Peter: "I fight 3 deadly villians, win the hearts of many fans and critics and make 800 million dolars in the process."

http://www.moviecitynews.com/arrays/images/2004/fantastic_four/invisible.jpg

Sue: "I only fight one villain, rely on someone else to defeat another villain, get bashed by many fans and critics and only make 1/4 of the amount of money that a Mac does."

hehehehehehe

[DX]

hehehehehehe
Thanks. :woot:

[ultimatefan]

Hahahahahahaha

http://img76.imageshack.us/img76/3963/061322spiderbaby18dz6.jpg
SPIDER-MAN: "So are we getting Ali Larter for Black Cat/Felicia Hardy in Spider-Man 4 or aren't we? Sam, don't let me down on this. I endured at least ten minutes of screen time with a very dull, very boring Bryce Dallas Howard as a less than engaging Gwen Stacy, you owe me one smoking hot, charismatic Black Cat in the form of no less than Ali Larter."

Thanks! hehehe, well, i liked her in the photoshoot scene, I don´t blame her for how underused the character was in the movie.

[Dr. Fate]

Thanks. :yay:

hehehe, Hows 'bout we get that angry mob ready, Eh? :woot: :oldrazz:
Can't go wrong with an angry mob.

http://www.resindog.com/resindog/sitebuildercontent/sitebuilderpictures/animated/Spiderman/Spider-Man_VenomSwing.gif
SPIDER-MAN: "Don't you never say Pirates of the Caribbean 3 was better than my #3!"
VENOM: "At least they're big villains had decent screen time!"
SPIDER-MAN: "Shut up!"

[DX]

Can't go wrong with an angry mob.

http://www.resindog.com/resindog/sitebuildercontent/sitebuilderpictures/animated/Spiderman/Spider-Man_VenomSwing.gif
SPIDER-MAN: "Don't you never say Pirates of the Caribbean 3 was better than my #3!"
VENOM: "At least they're big villains had decent screen time!"
SPIDER-MAN: "Shut up!"
No you can't. lol

And saying POTC3 is better than SM3 is total blasphemy IMO.

[ultimatefan]

I'm with you, Pete. :woot:

SOMETHING good would come out of this, hehe...:woot:

[DX]

SOMETHING good would come out of this, hehe...:woot:
Yeah, Ali vs Alba would rock...:woot:

[OobeDoobBenubi]

http://img76.imageshack.us/img76/3963/061322spiderbaby18dz6.jpg

Hey Harry its Peter I just wanted to remind you that Halo 3 is coming out in 3 weeks & I hope you are practicing with Halo 2 because I kicked your ass in the Beta.

[blk_spidey]

http://i38.photobucket.com/albums/e106/salendola/screencaps%20Spider-man%20and%20Spider-man%202/sp20r.jpg
norman: ah, viagr (vi@gr)@. good and old times

[Trevor Goodchild]

http://www.hollywoodjesus.com/movie/spider-man2/35.jpg
Peter: "Check it out. Those guys look like a lame version of us."

https://media.pegasusnews.com/img/photos/2007/05/04/Bryce17.jpg

[DX]

I should put the lines from my Mac/PC caption in my sig. :woot:


EDIT: Damn, it's too much characters.

[lou2099]

^ lol spaceballs is the best movie everOne of the best comedies of all time!

[lou2099]

http://i25.photobucket.com/albums/c100/hkhairi/numskull.jpghttp://i100.photobucket.com/albums/m21/dcbargas/Spider-Man%203/dancing_peter_sm3.gif
(no caption needed)

[lou2099]

http://marvel.toonzone.net/spideytas/bios/heroes/blackcat/04.jpg
BLACK CAT: Damn it, the Fox Network won't let me show any of my trademark cleavage, but they still allow us to see up the skirts of those female anchors on Fox & Friends.

[lou2099]

http://marvel.toonzone.net/retrospective/spider-man/04.jpg
SPIDER-MAN: Look out!
SPIDER-WOMAN: Why, what's wrong?
SPIDER-MAN: There's a Fox Kids logo behind you that's making your boobs smaller!
SPIDER-WOMAN: Get it AWAY!!!

[BlackSuitSpidey]

http://marvel.toonzone.net/retrospective/spider-man/04.jpg
SPIDER-MAN: Look out!
SPIDER-WOMAN: Why, what's wrong?
SPIDER-MAN: There's a Fox Kids logo behind you that's making your boobs smaller!
SPIDER-WOMAN: Get it AWAY!!!

Nice one. :woot:

[lou2099]

Nice one. :woot:Thanks!

[Beanjuice]

http://i38.photobucket.com/albums/e106/salendola/screencaps%20Spider-man%20and%20Spider-man%202/sp20r.jpg
norman: take two every 4-6 hours? OH SH*$ !!

[SPIDERMAN117]

http://i97.photobucket.com/albums/l235/cabglobe/capture9li2.jpg
Venom:Galactus if you think you were f*** up in rotss.You sure havent seen our friend at dc.The joker.His skin isnt even Pure white.
http://i186.photobucket.com/albums/x9/betaphotos_01/23ff.jpg
Galactus:Are you Kidding me.

Venom:Nope just see for yourself find these leaked photos.
5 mintues later...............
http://i97.photobucket.com/albums/l235/cabglobe/photo_servlet.jpg

Galactus:Now that should teach them a lesson.

[>>>venom<<<]

http://i100.photobucket.com/albums/m21/dcbargas/Spider-Man%203/dancing_peter_sm3.gif





http://www1.picturepush.com/photo/a/147549/1024/Pictures/CrySpideyCry.gif
peter/spiderman: dammit! IM NOT GAAYY .... IM NOT GAAAAAAAAAYYYYY!!!!

[Dr. Fate]

http://i97.photobucket.com/albums/l235/cabglobe/capture9li2.jpg
Venom:Galactus if you think you were f*** up in rotss.You sure havent seen our friend at dc.The joker.His skin isnt even Pure white.
http://i186.photobucket.com/albums/x9/betaphotos_01/23ff.jpg
Galactus:Are you Kidding me.

Venom:Nope just see for yourself find these leaked photos.
5 mintues later...............
http://i97.photobucket.com/albums/l235/cabglobe/photo_servlet.jpg

Galactus:Now that should teach them a lesson.
Hahahahahaha

http://i141.photobucket.com/albums/r74/spidey1111/TopherGrace.jpg
BROCK: "What do you mean I don't get a spin off?!"

[omid17]

tim story just wanted to hook up with alba, thats why he went with her

[omid17]

Hahahahahaha

http://i141.photobucket.com/albums/r74/spidey1111/TopherGrace.jpg
BROCK: "What do you mean I don't get a spin off?!"

lol

[ultimatefan]

i hear you pete
kick her ass jess

My money´s on Ali.:woot:

[ultimatefan]

http://www1.picturepush.com/photo/a/147549/1024/Pictures/CrySpideyCry.gif
I´m sick of these people making fun of me on the Internet!!

http://www.myclassiclyrics.com/artist_biographies/Samuel_Leroy_Jackson_Biography.jpg
Dude, didn´t your movie make 890 mil at the ****ing box office?!

http://i100.photobucket.com/albums/m21/dcbargas/Spider-Man%203/dancing_peter_sm3.gif
Yeah!!! Totally forgot about that...

[3dman27]

My money´s on Ali.:woot:

would that make it a back"ali "brawl?

[DX]

http://www1.picturepush.com/photo/a/147549/1024/Pictures/CrySpideyCry.gif
I´m sick of these people making fun of me on the Internet!!

http://www.myclassiclyrics.com/artist_biographies/Samuel_Leroy_Jackson_Biography.jpg
Dude, didn´t your movie make 890 mil at the ****ing box office?!

http://i100.photobucket.com/albums/m21/dcbargas/Spider-Man%203/dancing_peter_sm3.gif
Yeah!!! Totally forgot about that...
Hahahahahaha. :woot:

[ultimatefan]

Hahahahahaha. :woot:

Thanks!

[Dr. Fate]

http://www1.picturepush.com/photo/a/147549/1024/Pictures/CrySpideyCry.gif
I´m sick of these people making fun of me on the Internet!!

http://www.myclassiclyrics.com/artist_biographies/Samuel_Leroy_Jackson_Biography.jpg
Dude, didn´t your movie make 890 mil at the ****ing box office?!

http://i100.photobucket.com/albums/m21/dcbargas/Spider-Man%203/dancing_peter_sm3.gif
Yeah!!! Totally forgot about that...
Bwahahahahahahahahaha! Brilliant!

http://i100.photobucket.com/albums/m21/dcbargas/Spider-Man%203/dancing_peter_sm3.gif
EMO DARKSIDE PETE: "Who's the Man?! Who's the Man?!"

[ultimatefan]

Bwahahahahahahahahaha! Brilliant!

http://i100.photobucket.com/albums/m21/dcbargas/Spider-Man%203/dancing_peter_sm3.gif
EMO DARKSIDE PETE: "Who's the Man?! Who's the Man?!"

Thanks!

http://www.myclassiclyrics.com/artist_biographies/Samuel_Leroy_Jackson_Biography.jpg
Sam Jackson is the man and don´t you ****ing forget that, kiddo!

[Dr. Fate]

http://www.hemmy.net/images/movies/spiderman3leak09.jpg
GWEN: "The hills are alive with the sound of music... oh wait, this isn't a musical, my bad."

[DX]

http://i100.photobucket.com/albums/m21/dcbargas/Spider-Man%203/dancing_peter_sm3.gif

http://www.myclassiclyrics.com/artist_biographies/Samuel_Leroy_Jackson_Biography.jpg

Sam: "I'VE HAD IT WITH THIS MOTHAF***ING EMO KID DANCIN' IN MY MOTHAF***ING STREET!"

[Kravis]

http://i20.photobucket.com/albums/b212/kravis/Spider-Man-Animated-Series-Spider-W.jpg
Spider-Man without mask: Hei, which one of you slept with my wife?
Spider-Man with mask: I did!
Spider-Man: Good to know. You've got crabs, dude.

[Dr. Fate]

http://i20.photobucket.com/albums/b212/kravis/Spider-Man-Animated-Series-Spider-W.jpg
SPIDER-MAN WITH MASK [pointing at unmasked Spider-Man]: "We'll start the ass-kissing with you."

[ultimatefan]

http://i100.photobucket.com/albums/m21/dcbargas/Spider-Man%203/dancing_peter_sm3.gif

http://www.myclassiclyrics.com/artist_biographies/Samuel_Leroy_Jackson_Biography.jpg

Sam: "I'VE HAD IT WITH THIS MOTHAF***ING EMO KID DANCIN' IN MY MOTHAF***ING STREET!"

hehehehehehe, awesome!

[ultimatefan]

http://i20.photobucket.com/albums/b212/kravis/Spider-Man-Animated-Series-Spider-W.jpg
SPIDER-MAN (original): Please put up with it, guys, I know this is utterly ridiculous but the action figure profits will be awesome!
SPIDER-MAN (unmasked, four arms): What´s our cut in those profits again?
SPIDER-MAN (original): Huh, did I tell you actually look pretty hot with the extra limbs?

[DX]

hehehehehehe, awesome!
Cheers. :yay:
http://i20.photobucket.com/albums/b212/kravis/Spider-Man-Animated-Series-Spider-W.jpg
SPIDER-MAN (original): Please put up with it, guys, I know this is utterly ridiculous but the action figure profits will be awesome!
SPIDER-MAN (unmasked, four arms): What´s our cut in those profits again?
SPIDER-MAN (original): Huh, did I tell you actually look pretty hot with the extra limbs?
hahahahahaha :woot:









http://i20.photobucket.com/albums/b212/kravis/Spider-Man-Animated-Series-Spider-W.jpg

Spider-Man with mask: "That was some crazy party. I am hungover."

Spider-Man with Ock arms: "I woke up this morning, in some Japanese family's bedroom and they would NOT..STOP...SCREAMING."

Armoured Spidey: "Oh, yeah. I ate a big red candle."

[chaseter]

http://www.hemmy.net/images/movies/spiderman3leak09.jpg
GWEN: "And that wasn't my lotion? It was actually a bottle of Tobey's...oh God I'm going to be sick...."

[ultimatefan]

Cheers. :yay:

hahahahahaha :woot:









http://i20.photobucket.com/albums/b212/kravis/Spider-Man-Animated-Series-Spider-W.jpg

Spider-Man with mask: "That was some crazy party. I am hungover."

Spider-Man with Ock arms: "I woke up this morning, in some Japanese family's bedroom and they would NOT..STOP...SCREAMING."

Armoured Spidey: "Oh, yeah. I ate a big red candle."

Thanks! hehe, the japanese family bit reminded me of those japanese horror movies...

[ultimatefan]

http://www.hemmy.net/images/movies/spiderman3leak09.jpg
GWEN: "And that wasn't my lotion? It was actually a bottle of Tobey's...oh God I'm going to be sick...."

I guess Peter learned that from Ben Stiller...:woot:

[DX]

Thanks! hehe, the japanese family bit reminded me of those japanese horror movies...
Well, I'm not a horror buff so I wouldn't know much about that. lol. :oldrazz:

[Redwoods Wolf]

Ultimatefan, I think you did something similar, but I can't remember:

http://i20.photobucket.com/albums/b212/kravis/Spider-Man-Animated-Series-Spider-W.jpg
SPIDEY (armored): All right, we need to figure out who the original is so we can know whose in charge.
SPIDEY (tentacles): Well, Peter Parker was poor, so obviously not you.
SPIDEY (arms): And you're clearly just a slimmed-down Alfred Molina.
SPIDEY (tentacles): You know, that is so uncalled for, you mishmash of genetic freakery.
SPIDEY (arms): Hey, I'm the real Spider-Man!
SPIDEY (armored): I'm the real Spider-Man!
SPIDEY (unmasked): Guys!
SCARLET SPIDER: I'm Spartacus!
SPIDEY (unmasked): GUYS! I'm obviously the real Spider-Man. The original Spider-Man doesn't come with all these ridiculous accessories--therefore, you're clearly just action figures.

Ok, that one didn't work.

SPIDEY (masked): Sorry guys, but I'M the original.
ARMORED: How do you figure?
SPIDEY: Because the original Spider-Man wouldn't be stupid enough to unmask in front of everybody!
SCARLET SPIDER: What about me?
SPIDEY: You're clearly just Joey Q. in disguise, writing all this down.
SCARLET SPIDER:...damn it.

[Dr. Fate]

Ultimatefan, I think you did something similar, but I can't remember:

http://i20.photobucket.com/albums/b212/kravis/Spider-Man-Animated-Series-Spider-W.jpg
SPIDEY (armored): All right, we need to figure out who the original is so we can know whose in charge.
SPIDEY (tentacles): Well, Peter Parker was poor, so obviously not you.
SPIDEY (arms): And you're clearly just a slimmed-down Alfred Molina.
SPIDEY (tentacles): You know, that is so uncalled for, you mishmash of genetic freakery.
SPIDEY (arms): Hey, I'm the real Spider-Man!
SPIDEY (armored): I'm the real Spider-Man!
SPIDEY (unmasked): Guys!
SCARLET SPIDER: I'm Spartacus!
SPIDEY (unmasked): GUYS! I'm obviously the real Spider-Man. The original Spider-Man doesn't come with all these ridiculous accessories--therefore, you're clearly just action figures.

Ok, that one didn't work.

SPIDEY (masked): Sorry guys, but I'M the original.
ARMORED: How do you figure?
SPIDEY: Because the original Spider-Man wouldn't be stupid enough to unmask in front of everybody!
SCARLET SPIDER: What about me?
SPIDEY: You're clearly just Joey Q. in disguise, writing all this down.
SCARLET SPIDER:...damn it.
They're both pretty funny Red.

http://i141.photobucket.com/albums/r74/spidey1111/TopherGrace.jpg
TOPHER: "Eat at Joes... Eat at Joes... Eat at Joes... wait, didn't Joes go out of business last week?"

[ultimatefan]

Ultimatefan, I think you did something similar, but I can't remember:

http://i20.photobucket.com/albums/b212/kravis/Spider-Man-Animated-Series-Spider-W.jpg
SPIDEY (armored): All right, we need to figure out who the original is so we can know whose in charge.
SPIDEY (tentacles): Well, Peter Parker was poor, so obviously not you.
SPIDEY (arms): And you're clearly just a slimmed-down Alfred Molina.
SPIDEY (tentacles): You know, that is so uncalled for, you mishmash of genetic freakery.
SPIDEY (arms): Hey, I'm the real Spider-Man!
SPIDEY (armored): I'm the real Spider-Man!
SPIDEY (unmasked): Guys!
SCARLET SPIDER: I'm Spartacus!
SPIDEY (unmasked): GUYS! I'm obviously the real Spider-Man. The original Spider-Man doesn't come with all these ridiculous accessories--therefore, you're clearly just action figures.

Ok, that one didn't work.

SPIDEY (masked): Sorry guys, but I'M the original.
ARMORED: How do you figure?
SPIDEY: Because the original Spider-Man wouldn't be stupid enough to unmask in front of everybody!
SCARLET SPIDER: What about me?
SPIDEY: You're clearly just Joey Q. in disguise, writing all this down.
SCARLET SPIDER:...damn it.

Dude, I did so many captions already sometimes I have no idea if I´m posting one I did already or not...:woot: And those two were pretty cool.

[Dr. Fate]

http://i20.photobucket.com/albums/b212/kravis/Spider-Man-Animated-Series-Spider-W.jpg
SPIDER-MA WITH MASK: "We're all voiced by the guy who voiced Eric in the Little Mermaid?! Get outta here!"

[ultimatefan]

http://i20.photobucket.com/albums/b212/kravis/Spider-Man-Animated-Series-Spider-W.jpg
SPIDER-MA WITH MASK: "We're all voiced by the guy who voiced Eric in the Little Mermaid?! Get outta here!"

hehehe, is that right?

[ultimatefan]

http://i20.photobucket.com/albums/b212/kravis/Spider-Man-Animated-Series-Spider-W.jpg
SPIDEY (original): Okay, which one of you pretended to be me to sleep with MJ?!?
Spidey (octopus arms): Huuuuh...
Spidey (gray): Is this the right time to talk about that?
Spidey (unmasked): Hey, I´m the closest one...
Spidey (four arms): Hey, I don´t wanna say anything bad about your wife, but I couldn´t have pretended to be you even if I tried...

[chaseter]

http://www.hemmy.net/images/movies/spiderman3leak09.jpg
GWEN: "And then Tobey started started to poop and they filmed his face for his crying scenes? Oh that is gross..."

[ultimatefan]

http://www.hemmy.net/images/movies/spiderman3leak09.jpg
BDH: Dang, I don´t mind doing this for the role, Mr. Raimi, but for the love of God don´t rub horse manure on it...

[lou2099]

http://i20.photobucket.com/albums/b212/kravis/Spider-Man-Animated-Series-Spider-W.jpg
SPIDER-MAN WITH MASK: "We're all voiced by the guy who voiced Eric in the Little Mermaid?! Get outta here!"SPIDER-MAN WITHOUT MASK: I sh_t you not! It's the guy who played Greg Brady in the Brady Bunch movies, too!
SCARLET SPIDER: Well, that's not bad, at least we're not being voiced by Doogie Howser.

[Dr. Fate]

hehehe, is that right?
Yep.

Nice carry on there lou.

http://www.manyhighways.com/photoblog/photos/060610-01.jpg
SPIDER-MAN: "Bryan Singer did this to me! And Brett Ratner helped him!"

[lou2099]

http://newsimg.bbc.co.uk/media/images/40429000/jpg/_40429085_spiderman_sony203.jpg
SPIDER-MAN: I want you to hit me as hard as you can.
http://i95.photobucket.com/albums/l135/greatcastration/Sandman_Punch3-1.gif

[lou2099]

http://www.comicscontinuum.com/stories/0406/29/tobey0.jpg
SPIDER-MAN: Someone back there better give me my mask or I ain't gonna save any of your asses!

[ultimatefan]

Yep.

Nice carry on there lou.

http://www.manyhighways.com/photoblog/photos/060610-01.jpg
SPIDER-MAN: "Bryan Singer did this to me! And Brett Ratner helped him!"
hehehe, jealousy´s an ugly, ugly thing...:woot:

[ultimatefan]

http://www.comicscontinuum.com/stories/0406/29/tobey0.jpg
SPIDER-MAN: All right, who the hell decided to give Paris Hilton a shot as a train conductor?!?

[Redwoods Wolf]

Nice ones Fate, Ult., lou. :)

http://i20.photobucket.com/albums/b212/kravis/Spider-Man-Animated-Series-Spider-W.jpg

SPIDEY: Dammit, I destroyed Calvin's cardboard box for a reason!

[ultimatefan]

Nice ones Fate, Ult., lou. :)

http://i20.photobucket.com/albums/b212/kravis/Spider-Man-Animated-Series-Spider-W.jpg

SPIDEY: Dammit, I destroyed Calvin's cardboard box for a reason!

Thanks! hehe, I miss Calvin...

[ultimatefan]

http://www.comicscontinuum.com/stories/0406/29/tobey0.jpg
What the hell am I doing here, New York doesn´t even have elevated trains!!!

[D4rkShaDoWz]

http://i164.photobucket.com/albums/u21/buttersfan94/captions/7c4979a7.png


Spider-Man: WEDGIE!!!!!

[>>>venom<<<]

http://i20.photobucket.com/albums/b212/kravis/Spider-Man-Animated-Series-Spider-W.jpg
spidey in mask:...i told u not to break up with her! and now shes wreaking havoc around town. i agree ben (riley)...we must do something....lindsey lohans outta control! we MUST intervene!!!

[hulkamania85]

http://marvel.toonzone.net/spideytas/bios/heroes/blackcat/04.jpg

Hmm. Does this fanny pack make me look fat?

[Dr. Fate]

All this stuff's been good. You can never go wrong making fun of Paris Hilton and/or Lindsay Lohan, even if Lindsay somehow magically pulls her life together and somehow becomes both a respectible actress and a decent human being.

http://marvel.toonzone.net/spideytas/bios/heroes/blackcat/04.jpg
BLACK CAT: "And why exactly was the very dead Gwen in Spider-Man 3 while I the very much alive Black Cat was not?"

http://www.comicscontinuum.com/stories/0406/29/tobey0.jpg
SPIDER-MAN UNMASKED: "Bryan Singer suggested it to Sam, I swear to God!"

http://marvel.toonzone.net/spideytas/bios/heroes/blackcat/04.jpg
BLACK CAT: "Swear to me!"

[SalaciousVC]

http://i186.photobucket.com/albums/x135/symbiote24/104451-venom_400.jpg

ROFL,I Can't think of a caption for this

[Redwoods Wolf]

http://i186.photobucket.com/albums/x135/symbiote24/104451-venom_400.jpg
Avi Arad's original solution to both Cloud/Galactus and Topher/Venom.

[3dman27]

Yep.

Nice carry on there lou.

http://www.manyhighways.com/photoblog/photos/060610-01.jpg
i knew the ledge bruce was on would give out someday:ninja:

[ultimatefan]

All this stuff's been good. You can never go wrong making fun of Paris Hilton and/or Lindsay Lohan, even if Lindsay somehow magically pulls her life together and somehow becomes both a respectible actress and a decent human being.

http://marvel.toonzone.net/spideytas/bios/heroes/blackcat/04.jpg
BLACK CAT: "And why exactly was the very dead Gwen in Spider-Man 3 while I the very much alive Black Cat was not?"

http://www.comicscontinuum.com/stories/0406/29/tobey0.jpg
SPIDER-MAN UNMASKED: "Bryan Singer suggested it to Sam, I swear to God!"

http://marvel.toonzone.net/spideytas/bios/heroes/blackcat/04.jpg
BLACK CAT: "Swear to me!"

Yeah, well, we still make drug-related jokes about Downey Jr., so why not?:woot:

[DX]

http://i186.photobucket.com/albums/x135/symbiote24/104451-venom_400.jpg

Venom: "You fanboys wanted me to be bigger than I was in SM3?!? Well, here you go! Is this good enough for you?!?"

[ultimatefan]

http://i186.photobucket.com/albums/x135/symbiote24/104451-venom_400.jpg
Avi Arad's original solution to both Cloud/Galactus and Topher/Venom.

hehehehe

[ultimatefan]

Venom: "You fanboys wanted me to be bigger than I was in SM3?!? Well, here you go! Is this good enough for you?!?"

hehehe, wonder what comic book is that from, that´s ONE bad idea...

[ultimatefan]

http://i186.photobucket.com/albums/x135/symbiote24/104451-venom_400.jpg
Galactus/Venom: You guys wanted more Venom and that Galactus wasn´t just a cloud, here it is, solved two problems at once!

[DX]

http://i186.photobucket.com/albums/x135/symbiote24/104451-venom_400.jpg
Galactus/Venom: You guys wanted more Venom and that Galactus wasn´t just a cloud, here it is, solved two problems at once!
hahaha :yay:

[ultimatefan]

hahaha :yay:

Thanks, your one sort of inspired that one...

[DX]

Thanks, your one sort of inspired that one...
hehe, I'm flattered. :woot:

[Kravis]

http://i186.photobucket.com/albums/x135/symbiote24/104451-venom_400.jpg

Avi Arad: Brilliant! This the perfect solution for a Spider-Man/FF movie crossover storyline! Yes, I can even seet it... "The Fantastic Five"!

[ultimatefan]

http://i186.photobucket.com/albums/x135/symbiote24/104451-venom_400.jpg

Venom/Galactus: Hehehe, now that I´m a giant they´ll have to do it all CGI and I won´t be played by Topher Grace...
Spider-Man: He can still do the motion capture, actually...
Venom/Galactus: Crap...

[Dr. Fate]

http://i186.photobucket.com/albums/x135/symbiote24/104451-venom_400.jpg

Venom/Galactus: Hehehe, now that I´m a giant they´ll have to do it all CGI and I won´t be played by Topher Grace...
Spider-Man: He can still do the motion capture, actually...
Venom/Galactus: Crap...
Hahahahaha

All the captions using Galactus-Venom have been great.

http://i186.photobucket.com/albums/x135/symbiote24/104451-venom_400.jpg
GALACTUS-VENOM: "We'll spare your life on one condition - you get Isaiah Washington back on 'Grey's Anatomy'!"
SPIDER-MAN: "But what if he calls me... the "F" word?"
GALACTUS-VENOM: "Do our bidding!"

[Redwoods Wolf]

http://i186.photobucket.com/albums/x135/symbiote24/104451-venom_400.jpg
VENOM: I have summoned you here for a purpose.
SPIDEY: Nobody summons Spider-Man!
VENOM: Then it pleases me to be the first. I want you to destroy the Octobot Tentacles of Leadership.
SPIDEY: You needn't fear! I have already crushed Doctor Octopus with my bare hands!
VENOM: You exaggerate.
SPIDEY: The point is, he's dead! And the tentacles died with him!
VENOM: The point is, you are a fool! Sam Raimi disagrees, and the tentacles will be passed to a new sequel!




Sorry. :o

[Web-Head]

http://i186.photobucket.com/albums/x135/symbiote24/104451-venom_400.jpg
Galactus has merged with the Venom symbiote... the end results...
Venom:
PLANET'S?!
BRAIN'S!!:up: :up:

Spidey: Aw, ****!

[3dman27]

http://i64.photobucket.com/albums/h163/edlewis657/Venomandwebhead-1.jpg

"i've heard of people having a private BALCONEY SEAT butTHIS is ridiculous:spidey:

[ultimatefan]

Hahahahaha

All the captions using Galactus-Venom have been great.

http://i186.photobucket.com/albums/x135/symbiote24/104451-venom_400.jpg
GALACTUS-VENOM: "We'll spare your life on one condition - you get Isaiah Washington back on 'Grey's Anatomy'!"
SPIDER-MAN: "But what if he calls me... the "F" word?"
GALACTUS-VENOM: "Do our bidding!"

Thanks! hehe, Isaiah is fine, he´s in the new Bionic Woman show, it should be good, one of the producers worked on Battlestar Galactica and it has Katee Sackhoff too.

[GeoffTheArtist]

http://i186.photobucket.com/albums/x135/symbiote24/104451-venom_400.jpg
VENOM: I have summoned you here for a purpose.
SPIDEY: Nobody summons Spider-Man!
VENOM: Then it pleases me to be the first. I want you to destroy the Octobot Tentacles of Leadership.
SPIDEY: You needn't fear! I have already crushed Doctor Octopus with my bare hands!
VENOM: You exaggerate.
SPIDEY: The point is, he's dead! And the tentacles died with him!
VENOM: The point is, you are a fool! Sam Raimi disagrees, and the tentacles will be passed to a new sequel!




Sorry. :o

I got the reference. :up::trans:

[Dr. Fate]

Thanks! hehe, Isaiah is fine, he´s in the new Bionic Woman show, it should be good, one of the producers worked on Battlestar Galactica and it has Katee Sackhoff too.
To be honest, I never actually watched "Grey's Anatomy", I just remember the controversy and thought making a pro-Isaiah gag might be funny.

Love the Transformers reference Red.

http://i186.photobucket.com/albums/x135/symbiote24/104451-venom_400.jpg
GALACTUS-VENOM (Galacto-Venom?): "King Kong Ain't Got S*** on Me!"

[DeaDheaD]

http://i186.photobucket.com/albums/x135/symbiote24/104451-venom_400.jpg
SM: This might be a bad time to ask, but you wouldnt mind seeing if you could find my car?? It's a green Toyota Camry, and its goota Joe's Crab Shack decal on the bumber...
G/V: Seriously?
SM: Yeah, I parked but then me and you went fighting all over town, and I kind of have to get going pretty, and if I dont bring Mary-Jane back her.........you know what just nevermind
G/V: No, its fine, is it a later model Cavalier or newer.
SM: Camry..
G/V: Ok, later or newer.
SM: Newer and its green.
G/V: I gotcha.

[DX]

http://i186.photobucket.com/albums/x135/symbiote24/104451-venom_400.jpg

GalactVenom: "I'll spare your lives, if you hand me the head of JOHN CENA!!!"

[ultimatefan]

http://i186.photobucket.com/albums/x135/symbiote24/104451-venom_400.jpg
Spider-Man: Jesus, what planet did you devour, it´s like you farted an entire galaxy!
Galactus/Venom: My bad, my bad.

[Dr. Fate]

http://i186.photobucket.com/albums/x135/symbiote24/104451-venom_400.jpg
GALACTUS-VENOM: "We live off of annoying celebrities like Paris Hilton and Lindsay Lohan! Give them to us so that their filth will increase our power!"

[blk_spidey]

nice one, zev

[lou2099]

http://www.internationalhero.co.uk/j/japanspiderman.jpg
If Cannon Films retained the rights to Spider-Man and made their movie directed by Albert Pyun.

[lou2099]

http://img208.imageshack.us/img208/6931/untitled8wl8.png
MJ: You won't believe what hell I went through to get this giant Kit Kat!

[ultimatefan]

http://i141.photobucket.com/albums/r74/spidey1111/TopherGrace.jpg
Holy crap, there´s a Starbucks in here?!?

http://www.geocities.com/eds_python/god.jpg
What you think pays for this crown, the big light and smoke show and perfect beard trimming?!? Certainly not cheap bastards like yourself who put a quarter in when they collect!!

[Dr. Fate]

http://i141.photobucket.com/albums/r74/spidey1111/TopherGrace.jpg
Holy crap, there´s a Starbucks in here?!?

http://www.geocities.com/eds_python/god.jpg
What you think pays for this crown, the big light and smoke show and perfect beard trimming?!? Certainly not cheap bastards like yourself who put a quarter in when they collect!!
Hehehe. Yeah, you tell him God!

http://img1.nnm.ru/imagez/gallery/c/5/2/9/e/c529e8262b1a76845c5cccbd31df3701_full.jpg
BLACK CAT: "Bring out the gimp."

[kedrell]

http://i141.photobucket.com/albums/r74/spidey1111/TopherGrace.jpg
"God I'm really hungry. Where should I go eat?"

http://www.geocities.com/eds_python/god.jpg
"Burger King, as if you even needed to ask, you putz!"

[Dr. Fate]

http://i141.photobucket.com/albums/r74/spidey1111/TopherGrace.jpg
"God I'm really hungry. Where should I go eat?"

http://www.geocities.com/eds_python/god.jpg
"Burger King, as if you even needed to ask, you putz!"
Hehehehe

http://img1.nnm.ru/imagez/gallery/c/5/2/9/e/c529e8262b1a76845c5cccbd31df3701_full.jpg
SPIDER-MAN: "Mistletoe can be deadly if you eat it."
BLACK CAT: "But a kiss can be even deadlier if you mean it."

[kedrell]

http://img1.nnm.ru/imagez/gallery/c/5/2/9/e/c529e8262b1a76845c5cccbd31df3701_full.jpg
SPIDER-MAN: "Mistletoe can be deadly if you eat it."
BLACK CAT: "But a kiss can be even deadlier if you mean it."

SPIDER-MAN: "But what do I care? I got a growth on my pecker."

[Dr. Fate]

http://img1.nnm.ru/imagez/gallery/c/5/2/9/e/c529e8262b1a76845c5cccbd31df3701_full.jpg
SPIDER-MAN: "How are you even capable of holding me like this?! You don't even have super strength!"
BLACK CAT: "Just sit back and enjoy."

[kedrell]

http://img1.nnm.ru/imagez/gallery/c/5/2/9/e/c529e8262b1a76845c5cccbd31df3701_full.jpg

BLACK CAT: "I bought a strap-on."
SPIDER-MAN: "Oh $h*t!"

[Dr. Fate]

http://img1.nnm.ru/imagez/gallery/c/5/2/9/e/c529e8262b1a76845c5cccbd31df3701_full.jpg
BLACK CAT: "My name is Pussy Galore."
SPIDER-MAN: "I must be dreaming."

[blk_spidey]

nice one, doc

[Dr. Fate]

nice one, doc
Thanks.

http://www.funnyhub.com/pictures/img/naughty-spider-man.jpg#
KIDS: "Hey can you get us the autograph of that guy from Sideways? He's the coolest!"
SPIDEY: "..."

[ultimatefan]

http://img1.nnm.ru/imagez/gallery/c/5/2/9/e/c529e8262b1a76845c5cccbd31df3701_full.jpg
BLACK CAT: "My name is Pussy Galore."
SPIDER-MAN: "I must be dreaming."

hehehehe, nothing like classic Sean Connery Bond...

[ultimatefan]

http://i100.photobucket.com/albums/m21/dcbargas/Spider-Man%203/dancing_peter_sm3.gif

http://images.eonline.com/eol_images/Profiles/20060929/244.lucas.george.092706.jpg
Perfect! Now all the franchise needs is Ewoks and Jar Jar Binks!

[DX]

http://i100.photobucket.com/albums/m21/dcbargas/Spider-Man%203/dancing_peter_sm3.gif

http://images.eonline.com/eol_images/Profiles/20060929/244.lucas.george.092706.jpg
Perfect! Now all the franchise needs is Ewoks and Jar Jar Binks!
hehehe, it's hard to believe that Lucas of all people called SM3 silly.

Um, Jar Jar anyone?:oldrazz:

[Rocaa]

Uh oooooooooooooooooooooooo

[ultimatefan]

hehehe, it's hard to believe that Lucas of all people called SM3 silly.

Um, Jar Jar anyone?:oldrazz:

Thanks! Yeah, that suddenly makes "emo John Travolta" not sound so bad...

[Dr. Fate]

Thanks! Yeah, that suddenly makes "emo John Travolta" not sound so bad...
Not NEARLY as bad when compared to Jar Jar Binks.

http://img1.nnm.ru/imagez/gallery/c/5/2/9/e/c529e8262b1a76845c5cccbd31df3701_full.jpg
BLACK CAT: "Hi, I'm Plenty."
SPIDER-MAN: "But of course you are."
BLACK CAT: "Plenty O'Toole."
SPIDER-MAN: "Named after your father perhaps?"

[kedrell]

http://img1.nnm.ru/imagez/gallery/c/5/2/9/e/c529e8262b1a76845c5cccbd31df3701_full.jpg
BLACK CAT: "Hi, I'm Plenty."
SPIDER-MAN: "But of course you are."
BLACK CAT: "Plenty O'Toole."
SPIDER-MAN: "Named after your father perhaps?"
BLACK CAT: "And this is my tool!."
SPIDER-MAN: "Ahhhggg!!! this ain't the Crying Game!"

[Dr. Fate]

BLACK CAT: "And this is my tool!."
SPIDER-MAN: "Ahhhggg!!! this ain't the Crying Game!"
Y'know, I've never seen that.

http://i97.photobucket.com/albums/l235/cabglobe/capture9li2.jpg
TOPHER/EDDIE/VENOM: "With God as my witness, I'll never be the dumbass again!"

http://www.geocities.com/eds_python/god.jpg
GOD: "I will not be your witness! And as sure as my word is law, you will forever always be the dumbass!"

http://i141.photobucket.com/albums/r74/spidey1111/TopherGrace.jpg
TOPHER/EDDIE: "Aw, you suck God!"

http://www.geocities.com/eds_python/god.jpg
GOD: "Just for that, your feet will stink for all eternity."

[kedrell]

Y'know, I've never seen that

Nor I.

[Dr. Fate]

http://img1.nnm.ru/imagez/gallery/c/5/2/9/e/c529e8262b1a76845c5cccbd31df3701_full.jpg
BLACK CAT: "Hey, little man! You want some of this? How 'bout you, big boy? You got 50 bucks, I can get NASTY."
SPIDER-MAN: "Oh yeah? How nasty?"
BLACK CAT: "As nasty as you want papi."
SPIDER-MAN: "Oh, all right. Well, first, I want you to tongue my bung, while you juggle my balls in one hand, and play with my ******* with the other, but don't stick you're finger in. Then I want to pinky you while I stick in your ****in' friend's brown, while Silent Bob watches, and ****in' spanks it in a Dixie cup. After that, I want to smell your ******* for a while, and you can pull my nutsack up over my dick so it looks like a bullfrog. Then I want you to ****in' flick my nuts while your friend spanks me off in the same Dixie cup that Silent Bob jizzed in. Then, we throw the Dixie cup out."
BLACK CAT: "Oh, that's it, honey! I quit! This job just passed the point of no return!" [leaves]
SPIDER-MAN: "What? You said "nasty"! Man, chicks in Hollywood are so stuck-up."

[ultimatefan]

Y'know, I've never seen that.

http://i97.photobucket.com/albums/l235/cabglobe/capture9li2.jpg
TOPHER/EDDIE/VENOM: "With God as my witness, I'll never be the dumbass again!"

http://www.geocities.com/eds_python/god.jpg
GOD: "I will not be your witness! And as sure as my word is law, you will forever always be the dumbass!"

http://i141.photobucket.com/albums/r74/spidey1111/TopherGrace.jpg
TOPHER/EDDIE: "Aw, you suck God!"

http://www.geocities.com/eds_python/god.jpg
GOD: "Just for that, your feet will stink for all eternity."

hehehehehehehe, you heard him, dumbass!!

[Dr. Fate]

hehehehehehehe, you heard him, dumbass!!
Thanks.

http://i124.photobucket.com/albums/p6/Spiderman3imagealbum/Picture36.png
TOPHER: "All I said was that my size, build and comic timing would have made me a more obvious candidate for the role than you if it hadn't been for that 70s Show."
TOBEY: "Die you skinny biotch!"

[lou2099]

http://img1.nnm.ru/imagez/gallery/c/5/2/9/e/c529e8262b1a76845c5cccbd31df3701_full.jpg
BLACK CAT: I'm not letting go until you tell me what continuity "Claws" was in.
SPIDER-MAN: {thinking}Good thing I have no idea either!

[ultimatefan]

http://m.i.uol.com.br/album/britney_vma_2007_f_006.jpg?ts=20070910111629

http://i100.photobucket.com/albums/m21/dcbargas/Spider-Man%203/dancing_peter_sm3.gif
Suddenly, I don´t feel so bad about my "emo John Travolta" performance...

[kedrell]

http://i100.photobucket.com/albums/m21/dcbargas/Spider-Man%203/dancing_peter_sm3.gif

Just wait till I do the Lambada!:woot: :cwink:

[lou2099]

http://i100.photobucket.com/albums/m21/dcbargas/Spider-Man%203/dancing_peter_sm3.gif
Peter: I couldn't afford to dry my clothes today, so this was the only way I could do it.

[ultimatefan]

http://i100.photobucket.com/albums/m21/dcbargas/Spider-Man%203/dancing_peter_sm3.gif

Just wait till I do the Lambada!:woot: :cwink:

hehehehe, don´t even remind me of the Lambada, for a year or so it was like people didn´t talk about anything else in Brazil...

[Dr. Fate]

One of the lesser known DC/Marvel crossovers -

http://pics.livejournal.com/kphoebe/pic/0002c7hc
VICKI VALE: "Look at this finely shaped, cellulite free buttocks..."

http://pics.livejournal.com/kphoebe/pic/0002hd56
VICKI VALE: "Look at this hot smokin' body. Can you honestly say Mary-Jane is a hotter red head than myself?"

http://i100.photobucket.com/albums/m21/dcbargas/Spider-Man%203/dancing_peter_sm3.gif
PETER: "No I can't. And I'm loving the fact that I can't."

[kedrell]

http://i100.photobucket.com/albums/m21/dcbargas/Spider-Man%203/dancing_peter_sm3.gif

I can't be the only dancing superhero out there. C'mon folks, post some Mr. Fantastic dance GIF's. I'll feel less stupid then.

[Dr. Fate]

http://www.insomniacmania.com/news/news_3170_1.jpg
BLACK CAT: "Hey Pete, my cleavage is down there."
SPIDER-MAN: "I love having you as a sexy buddy."

[kedrell]

http://www.insomniacmania.com/news/news_3170_1.jpg

Friends with Benefits just got a whole lot nicer.:woot:

[Dr. Fate]

http://crotchgroin.info/galleries/14/spider-man-2-promo_039.jpg

Peter in deep thought:...Finkle and Einhorn...Finkle and Einhorn...........Einhorn and Finkle.....
I know this one was a while ago, but it's still funny.

http://crotchgroin.info/galleries/14/spider-man-2-promo_039.jpg
PETER: "How could they let Chris Columbus direct the first two Harry Potter films, how?! The man is a proven hack! Thank God they didn't let him direct my movies... or Daredevil, DD might have turned out even worse with Chris Columbus at the helm instead of that Mark Steven Johnson guy. And if he had directed Fantastic Four- it probably would have turned out the same."

[Mr. Socko]

I know this one was a while ago, but it's still funny.

PETER: "How could they let Chris Columbus direct the first two Harry Potter films, how?! The man is a proven hack! Thank God they didn't let him direct my movies... or Daredevil, DD might have turned out even worse with Chris Columbus at the helm instead of that Mark Steven Johnson guy. And if he had directed Fantastic Four- it probably would have turned out the same."


That's not even funny:dry: (ok well the last sentence made me snicker)

Columbus is far better than Mark Steven Johnson and that Tim Story hack. CC is good at his genre.

[ultimatefan]

http://www.insomniacmania.com/news/news_3170_1.jpg
BLACK CAT: "Hey Pete, my cleavage is down there."
SPIDER-MAN: "I love having you as a sexy buddy."

Ah, sexy buddies... Here we call it "amizade colorida" or "colorful friendship"...

[The Ones]

http://www4.picturepush.com/photo/a/185232/img/185232.jpg

Pete (thinking): He still hasnt noticed that chewing gum i stuck there. Gym class is going to be funny

[Dr. Fate]

That's not even funny:dry: (ok well the last sentence made me snicker)

Columbus is far better than Mark Steven Johnson and that Tim Story hack. CC is good at his genre.
Whatever.


Ah, sexy buddies... Here we call it "amizade colorida" or "colorful friendship"...

Brazil makes it sound so much snazzier.

http://www.insomniacmania.com/news/news_3170_1.jpg
SPIDER-MAN: "Now if I could just get Frank Miller & Jim Lee to do an 'All-Star Spider-Man', my life would rock that much more."

[>>>venom<<<]

thanks dr.fate. i like yours too, and i totally agree w/ your columbus comment. sum of these captions are pretty funny. hava gd 1 pplz, p's





http://i100.photobucket.com/albums/m21/dcbargas/Spider-Man%203/dancing_peter_sm3.gif

black girl in background thinking: white men CAN'T dance!

[Dr. Fate]

thanks dr.fate. i like yours too, and i totally agree w/ your columbus comment. sum of these captions are pretty funny. hava gd 1 pplz, p's

Thank you >>>venom<<<




http://i100.photobucket.com/albums/m21/dcbargas/Spider-Man%203/dancing_peter_sm3.gif

black girl in background thinking: white men CAN'T dance!
Hahahahahahaha

http://img1.nnm.ru/imagez/gallery/c/5/2/9/e/c529e8262b1a76845c5cccbd31df3701_full.jpg
BLACK CAT: "You have no idea how hard it is being a woman looking the way I do."
SPIDER-MAN: "You have no idea how hard it is being a man looking at a woman looking the way you do."
BLACK CAT: "I'm not bad, I'm just drawn that way."

[ultimatefan]

thanks dr.fate. i like yours too, and i totally agree w/ your columbus comment. sum of these captions are pretty funny. hava gd 1 pplz, p's





http://i100.photobucket.com/albums/m21/dcbargas/Spider-Man%203/dancing_peter_sm3.gif

black girl in background thinking: white men CAN'T dance!

hehehehehehe

[ultimatefan]

Thank you >>>venom<<<




Hahahahahahaha

http://img1.nnm.ru/imagez/gallery/c/5/2/9/e/c529e8262b1a76845c5cccbd31df3701_full.jpg
BLACK CAT: "You have no idea how hard it is being a woman looking the way I do."
SPIDER-MAN: "You have no idea how hard it is being a man looking at a woman looking the way you do."
BLACK CAT: "I'm not bad, I'm just drawn that way."

hehehe, who framed roger rabbit...

[ultimatefan]

http://www4.picturepush.com/photo/a/185232/img/185232.jpg

Pete (thinking): hehehe, brain hemorrhage begins in 5...4...3...

[lou2099]

http://i58.photobucket.com/albums/g255/Powderman_2222222/0013333.jpghttp://pics.livejournal.com/kphoebe/pic/0002hd56
Dunst: Damn! Is that who MJ should look like? I really was miscast!

[lou2099]

hehehe, who framed roger rabbit...It also sounds exactly like something Cat and Spidey would say, too. Perfect fit.

[Dr. Fate]

http://i58.photobucket.com/albums/g255/Powderman_2222222/0013333.jpghttp://pics.livejournal.com/kphoebe/pic/0002hd56
Dunst: Damn! Is that who MJ should look like? I really was miscast!
hehehehehe

Let's hope that if they ever do Vicki Vale again, and remember that she's a fine, hot smokin' red head and not a generic blonde, they don't cast Kirsten Dunst (and I'm saying that as someone who doesn't officially dislike Dunst).

Glad you guys liked the Roger Rabbit quote. I liked the White Men Can't Dance gag.

http://www.insomniacmania.com/news/news_3170_1.jpg
BLACK CAT: "Would you like me to quote Batman Returns?"
SPIDER-MAN: "So long as you don't quote that Halle Berry cat person film, X-Men 3, either Fantastic Four, Superman Returns or a Star Wars prequel, sure."

[Zev]

http://i58.photobucket.com/albums/g255/Powderman_2222222/0013333.jpghttp://pics.livejournal.com/kphoebe/pic/0002hd56
Dunst: Damn! Is that who MJ should look like? I really was miscast!

http://www.geocities.com/eds_python/god.jpg

"Actually, that's what Vicki Vale should look like. And that scene was criticized as gratuitous in a book that took its sweet time getting around to..."

http://crotchgroin.info/galleries/14/spider-man-2-promo_039.jpg

"God, I'm bored."

[Dr. Fate]

http://crotchgroin.info/galleries/14/spider-man-2-promo_039.jpg
TOBEY/PETE: "God I miss my Seabiscuit."

[>>>venom<<<]

thanks guys- dr.fate and ultimate fan. i like yours too as well, theyre great! alotta hilarious stuff in here as of late. great work webheads!




http://www4.picturepush.com/photo/a/185232/img/185232.jpg

Pete: what happend harry?

Harry: i cut myself shaving.

Peter and Harry share a chuckle...

Harry: if u think thats funny, u should see the other parts i shaved.

Pete: whoaaa.....easy cowboy! that was just the one time deal...

[Dr. Fate]

thanks guys- dr.fate and ultimate fan. i like yours too as well, theyre great! alotta hilarious stuff in here as of late. great work webheads!




http://www4.picturepush.com/photo/a/185232/img/185232.jpg

Pete: what happend harry?

Harry: i cut myself shaving.

Peter and Harry share a chuckle...

Harry: if u think thats funny, u should see the other parts i shaved.

Pete: whoaaa.....easy cowboy! that was just the one time deal...
Thank you Venom. We do our best. Hehe, shaving...

http://www.insomniacmania.com/news/news_3170_1.jpg
SPIDER-MAN [thinking]: "Oh man I have totally got to wash this suit when she's done with me. Or burn it. Or call a priest."

[Redwoods Wolf]

http://img1.nnm.ru/imagez/gallery/c/5/2/9/e/c529e8262b1a76845c5cccbd31df3701_full.jpg
BLACK CAT: "You have no idea how hard it is being a woman looking the way I do."
SPIDER-MAN: "You have no idea how hard it is being a man looking at a woman looking the way you do."
BLACK CAT: "I'm not bad, I'm just drawn that way."

Oh, man...:D Too funny.

http://www4.picturepush.com/photo/a/185232/img/185232.jpg
JAMES: I can't take it anymore...Tobey said if I didn't die in no. 3, he'd burn down my house and take my grandmother off life support...dammit, he already took MJ and my father's love!
TOBEY: Heh, that's right, *****, cry.

[ultimatefan]

thanks guys- dr.fate and ultimate fan. i like yours too as well, theyre great! alotta hilarious stuff in here as of late. great work webheads!




http://www4.picturepush.com/photo/a/185232/img/185232.jpg

Pete: what happend harry?

Harry: i cut myself shaving.

Peter and Harry share a chuckle...

Harry: if u think thats funny, u should see the other parts i shaved.

Pete: whoaaa.....easy cowboy! that was just the one time deal...

Thanks! hehehe, don´t be such a metrosexual, Harry...

[ultimatefan]

http://crotchgroin.info/galleries/14/spider-man-2-promo_039.jpg
TOBEY: Damn, first geeks complained I was too whimpy to play Spíder-Man, now that I won them over they complain I´m a bad choice to play Rick Hunter in Robotech! Is it my nasal voice that keeps putting them off, or what?

[ultimatefan]

That's not even funny:dry: (ok well the last sentence made me snicker)

Columbus is far better than Mark Steven Johnson and that Tim Story hack. CC is good at his genre.

To me MSJ´s director´s cut of DD is better than pretty much anything CC did. I find him an efficient director, but ultimately one without personality.

[ultimatefan]

http://i58.photobucket.com/albums/g255/Powderman_2222222/0013333.jpghttp://pics.livejournal.com/kphoebe/pic/0002hd56
Dunst: Damn! Is that who MJ should look like? I really was miscast!

hehehe, that was so mean... and funny...

[ultimatefan]

http://i58.photobucket.com/albums/g255/Powderman_2222222/0013333.jpghttp://pics.livejournal.com/kphoebe/pic/0002hd56
Dunst: Heh, people can say I´m not hot and sexy all they like, but picture us having some lesbian action and let´s ee if you feel the same way...

[>>>venom<<<]

hahahahahaha....gd 1 ultimate fan but youre right as rain lol!





http://www4.picturepush.com/photo/a/185232/img/185232.jpg

Pete: brain fart? heheheh

harry: no thanks, had one earlier! ahahahahahaha!!!

[hulkamania85]

http://img1.nnm.ru/imagez/gallery/c/5/2/9/e/c529e8262b1a76845c5cccbd31df3701_full.jpg

Black Cat: So you like Batman quotes?
Spider-Man: Yup, and you weigh a little more than 108. Lay off the kitty treats!

http://img404.imageshack.us/img404/1413/pdvd018wa1.png

MJ: Behold, the fuzzy pink slippers of doom!

http://img234.imageshack.us/img234/632/spidey5290fa0.jpg

Green Goblin: Now kiss them goodbye!

[Dr. Fate]

http://i58.photobucket.com/albums/g255/Powderman_2222222/0013333.jpghttp://pics.livejournal.com/kphoebe/pic/0002hd56
Dunst: Heh, people can say I´m not hot and sexy all they like, but picture us having some lesbian action and let´s ee if you feel the same way...
Hahahahahahahahaha

http://i85.photobucket.com/albums/k47/jiminyale/guminmyhair.jpg
PETER: "I've heard of headache tension but this is ridiculous!"

[ultimatefan]

hahahahahaha....gd 1 ultimate fan but youre right as rain lol!





http://www4.picturepush.com/photo/a/185232/img/185232.jpg

Pete: brain fart? heheheh

harry: no thanks, had one earlier! ahahahahahaha!!!

Thanks! hehehe, is that a Terrence and Philip (the fart joke due from South Park) quote?

[ultimatefan]

Hahahahahahahahaha

http://i85.photobucket.com/albums/k47/jiminyale/guminmyhair.jpg
PETER: "I've heard of headache tension but this is ridiculous!"

Thanks! hehehe, I had a couple those...

[>>>venom<<<]

Thanks! hehehe, is that a Terrence and Philip (the fart joke due from South Park) quote?



lol yea...well...thats where i got the idea from anyway. hava gd 1 ppl, p's

[lou2099]

http://img234.imageshack.us/img234/632/spidey5290fa0.jpg

Green Goblin: Put it this way, this chick is cute but supposed to be a friggin supermodel in the comics. Those screaming kids in that car are up past their bedtimes and their scoutmaster is not even reacting. This is definitely justifiable homicide.

[kedrell]

^Hehehehe

http://img234.imageshack.us/img234/632/spidey5290fa0.jpg

MJ[watching slippers fall]: "Damn, there goes a thousand dollars."
GG: ":wow: You're slippers cost $1000?"
MJ: "That one did."

Brownie pts. if you can guess the movie it's from.

[kedrell]

http://img234.imageshack.us/img234/632/spidey5290fa0.jpg

MJ: "Help! I'm being threatened by a psychotic Power Ranger!"

[lou2099]

http://www.insomniacmania.com/news/news_3170_1.jpg
BLACK CAT: Is there anything I can do to make this night better for you?
SPIDER-MAN: Actually, there is. Look in that window.
{Cat peeks in}

http://pics.livejournal.com/kphoebe/pic/0002hd56
VICKI VALE: I'm waiting.

{the following morning}
http://i100.photobucket.com/albums/m21/dcbargas/Spider-Man%203/dancing_peter_sm3.gif
PETER: Awww yeah boy!! Got me some menage a trois crossover action!

[lou2099]

http://i58.photobucket.com/albums/g255/Powderman_2222222/0013333.jpghttp://pics.livejournal.com/kphoebe/pic/0002hd56Dunst: Heh, people can say I´m not hot and sexy all they like, but picture us having some lesbian action and let´s ee if you feel the same way...If dunst went back to being a blonde cheerleader, I would consider it.

[Dr. Fate]

http://www.insomniacmania.com/news/news_3170_1.jpg
BLACK CAT: Is there anything I can do to make this night better for you?
SPIDER-MAN: Actually, there is. Look in that window.
{Cat peeks in}
http://pics.livejournal.com/kphoebe/pic/0002hd56
VICKI VALE: I'm waiting.

{the following morning}
http://i100.photobucket.com/albums/m21/dcbargas/Spider-Man%203/dancing_peter_sm3.gif
PETER: Awww yeah boy!! Got me some menage a trois crossover action!
Hahahahahahahahahaha. Lucky bastard.

http://i47.photobucket.com/albums/f180/neuspeed674/StonedBrock.png
EDDIE BROCK: "Oh yeah, c'mon baby, don't be shy, show me what you got, take it off, take it all off..."
http://pics.livejournal.com/kphoebe/pic/0002hd56
VICKI VALE: "Well, you're no Michael Keaton, but I need the money."

[kedrell]

http://i182.photobucket.com/albums/x9/vandar_photo/marvel.jpg

MJ: I can't believe that Raimi and Arad think that Dunst girl looks like me. Does she have knockers like these?

http://i182.photobucket.com/albums/x9/vandar_photo/032207mj_03.jpg
Uh-huh, thought not!

[Dr. Fate]

http://i182.photobucket.com/albums/x9/vandar_photo/marvel.jpg

MJ: I can't believe that Raimi and Arad think that Dunst girl looks like me. Does she have knockers like these?

http://i182.photobucket.com/albums/x9/vandar_photo/032207mj_03.jpg
Uh-huh, thought not!
Hehehehehehehe

http://i12.photobucket.com/albums/a227/g-david47/vlcsnap-1977055.png
PETER: "I want to be free! Peter Parker, Spider-Man! Naked & Free! Muwahahahaha!"

[SpidermanC]

http://www.virginmedia.com/microsites/movies/slideshow/spider-man-3-gallery/img_12.jpg
Peter: How do I keep getting these damn things??

[Dr. Fate]

http://www.virginmedia.com/microsites/movies/slideshow/spider-man-3-gallery/img_12.jpg
PETER: "Who put those rubber nipples there?!"

[>>>venom<<<]

funny stuff u guys! i like that rubber nipple comment, maybe it was shumacher who sent em the suit, jk.





spideys new suit for spiderman 4.........NO MASK!!!!


http://www.virginmedia.com/microsites/movies/slideshow/spider-man-3-gallery/img_12.jpg

[DX]

http://www.virginmedia.com/microsites/movies/slideshow/spider-man-3-gallery/img_12.jpg
PETER: "Who put those rubber nipples there?!"
hahahaha, good one. :woot:

[ultimatefan]

http://www.virginmedia.com/microsites/movies/slideshow/spider-man-3-gallery/img_12.jpg
PETER: "Who put those rubber nipples there?!"

hehehehehehehe

[omid17]

http://www.virginmedia.com/microsites/movies/slideshow/spider-man-3-gallery/img_12.jpgpete: black does look more bad ass

[ultimatefan]

http://i182.photobucket.com/albums/x9/vandar_photo/marvel.jpg

MJ: Oh yeah, this is SO less mysoginistic than half-naked pics of Megan Fox...

[ultimatefan]

http://www.virginmedia.com/microsites/movies/slideshow/spider-man-3-gallery/img_12.jpg
Peter: How the hell do I go to the bathroom in this?

[omid17]

http://www.virginmedia.com/microsites/movies/slideshow/spider-man-3-gallery/img_12.jpg
so strong, so vicious, can't take him alone, i hope harry can help out, could this really be the end for spider-man?






http://www.agirlsworld.com/rachel/hangin-with/pix/vernetroyer1.jpg


im going to squash that bug!

[ultimatefan]

http://crotchgroin.info/galleries/14/spider-man-2-promo_039.jpg
PETER: Bros before hos. Why? Because your bros are always there for you. They got your back after your ho rips your heart out, for no good reason. And you were nothing but great to your ho, and you told her that she was the only ho for you. And that she was better than all the other ho’s in the world. And then suddenly, she’s not your ho no mo...

[Dr. Fate]

Glad you guys like the nipple gag.

Ultimatefan, I like yours about the MJ statue making the gag about Megan Fox.

http://img234.imageshack.us/img234/632/spidey5290fa0.jpg
GREEN GOBLIN: "Give us Ali Larter as Black Cat/Felicia Hardy in Spider-Man 4 or Dunst gets it!"

[sweetgirl17]

so im guessing you also portuguese, ultimatefan. É bom também conhecer portugueses neste site. bjs

[Dr. Fate]

http://marvel.toonzone.net/spideytas/episode/alien3/11.jpg
VENOM: "Don't just stare at it, eat it!"

[Green Goblin 1964]

http://marvel.toonzone.net/spideytas/episode/alien3/11.jpg
VENOM: "Don't just stare at it, eat it!"...um eww:oldrazz: LOL:woot:

[Dr. Fate]

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v43/spydernorbs/Caption.jpg
MJ: "That was some of the best sex of our lives, wasn't it?"
PETER: "I've had better..."
MJ: "What?!"
PETER: "Eh... look, monkeys!"

[3dman27]

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v43/spydernorbs/Caption.jpg


mj "why so gum tiger"
pete"the old parker luck is getting me down again"
mj" i knowif you were any more of a bad luck barney you'd be a character on HOW I MET YOUR MOTHER"
pete "then that'd make you lilly alison hanigans character":ninja:

[ultimatefan]

so im guessing you also portuguese, ultimatefan. É bom também conhecer portugueses neste site. bjs

Na verdade, sou brasileiro, mas acho Portugal bastante gira, hehe!

[ultimatefan]

Glad you guys like the nipple gag.

Ultimatefan, I like yours about the MJ statue making the gag about Megan Fox.

http://img234.imageshack.us/img234/632/spidey5290fa0.jpg
GREEN GOBLIN: "Give us Ali Larter as Black Cat/Felicia Hardy in Spider-Man 4 or Dunst gets it!"

Thanks, I thought you would! hehehehehe, spread the word, gobby...

[ultimatefan]

http://marvel.toonzone.net/spideytas/episode/alien3/11.jpg
VENOM: "Don't just stare at it, eat it!"

hehehe

[DX]

http://img234.imageshack.us/img234/632/spidey5290fa0.jpg

Goblin: "Is this not the worst experience of your life Spider-Man? Watching the woman you love die?!?"

http://www.telegraph.co.uk/arts/graphics/2007/05/05/spiderman400.jpg

Spidey: "No, I'd actually have to say the worst experience of my life is listening to James Blunt singing "You're Beautiful"....but this comes pretty close!"

[ultimatefan]

http://img234.imageshack.us/img234/632/spidey5290fa0.jpg

Goblin: "Is this not the worst experience of your life Spider-Man? Watching the woman you love die?!?"

http://www.telegraph.co.uk/arts/graphics/2007/05/05/spiderman400.jpg

Spidey: "No, I'd actually have to say the worst experience of my life is listening to James Blunt singing "You're Beautiful"....but this comes pretty close!"

hehehehehe, I´d say probably mine is listening to any hip-hop singer bragging about his Lamborghini... but that´s a good one, too...

[DX]

hehehehehe, I´d say probably mine is listening to any hip-hop singer bragging about his Lamborghini... but that´s a good one, too...
I actually like some rappers, but only the one's that I can understand what they're saying....(Ja rule not included) :woot:

And, Thanks...:yay:

[ultimatefan]

I actually like some rappers, but only the one's that I can understand what they're saying....(Ja rule not included) :woot:

And, Thanks...:yay:

There are some good rappers, but the whole "I´m better than all of u cuz I got a Lamborghini and I´m so hot and sexy" thing makes my stomach twist...

[DX]

There are some good rappers, but the whole "I´m better than all of u cuz I got a Lamborghini and I´m so hot and sexy" thing makes my stomach twist...
Yeah, that is pretty sickening. lol :oldrazz:

[Uber Venom]

http://marvel.toonzone.net/spideytas/episode/alien3/11.jpg
VENOM: "Don't just stare at it, eat it!"

American Psycho FTW.

[Dr. Fate]

http://img234.imageshack.us/img234/632/spidey5290fa0.jpg

Goblin: "Is this not the worst experience of your life Spider-Man? Watching the woman you love die?!?"

http://www.telegraph.co.uk/arts/graphics/2007/05/05/spiderman400.jpg

Spidey: "No, I'd actually have to say the worst experience of my life is listening to James Blunt singing "You're Beautiful"....but this comes pretty close!"
Hahahahahahahaha

http://marvel.toonzone.net/spideytas/episode/alien3/11.jpg
VENOM: "We want you to hit us as hard as you can."

[DX]

Hahahahahahahaha

http://marvel.toonzone.net/spideytas/episode/alien3/11.jpg
VENOM: "We want you to hit us as hard as you can."
Thanks Dr.

Hehehe, Fight Club reference. :yay:

[Dr. Fate]

Thanks Dr.

Hehehe, Fight Club reference. :yay:
Everyone loves Fight Club references.

http://marvel.toonzone.net/spideytas/episode/alien3/11.jpg
SPIDER-MAN: "Eww, your breath stinks! What did you eat?!"
VENOM: "Brains."
SPIDER-MAN: "Aw Jesus, again with the Brains... what is it with you and the brains? Where did this Brain fetish come from?"
VENOM: "The Wizard of Oz, listening to 'If I Only Had A Brain', I'm consuming all those Brains for the Scarecrow."

[roni14]

http://marvel.toonzone.net/spideytas/episode/alien3/11.jpg
Venom: You know you want it.
Spidey: Um...

[3dman27]

http://marvel.toonzone.net/spideytas/episode/alien3/11.jpg

spidey "get that summer sausage you call a tongue OUT OF MY FACE"

[BlackSuitSpidey]

Everyone loves Fight Club references.

http://marvel.toonzone.net/spideytas/episode/alien3/11.jpg
SPIDER-MAN: "Eww, your breath stinks! What did you eat?!"
VENOM: "Brains."
SPIDER-MAN: "Aw Jesus, again with the Brains... what is it with you and the brains? Where did this Brain fetish come from?"
VENOM: "The Wizard of Oz, listening to 'If I Only Had A Brain', I'm consuming all those Brains for the Scarecrow."


lol. Nice.

[Dr. Fate]

lol. Nice.
Thanks.

http://i12.photobucket.com/albums/a227/g-david47/vlcsnap-1977055.png
PETER: "Beware the power of my Spider-Pecs!"

[roni14]

http://i12.photobucket.com/albums/a227/g-david47/vlcsnap-1977055.png
PETER: How does Superman do it???

[kedrell]

http://marvel.toonzone.net/spideytas/episode/alien3/11.jpg
Venom: "Want some salt-water taffy? It's kinda tough so you'll have to pull on it hard, though."
Spidey: "Uh, no thanks."

[>>>venom<<<]

http://i12.photobucket.com/albums/a227/g-david47/vlcsnap-1977055.png
Peter to symbiote: STOP TICKLING MY B@LL$!!!

[Dr. Fate]

http://i12.photobucket.com/albums/a227/g-david47/vlcsnap-1977055.png
PETER: How does Superman do it???
Hehehehe

http://i12.photobucket.com/albums/a227/g-david47/vlcsnap-1977055.png
PETER: "Get outta here ya pervert!"

http://i47.photobucket.com/albums/f180/neuspeed674/StonedBrock.png
EDDIE: "Oh I am *so* gonna bust you with this one Parker..."

[ultimatefan]

Hehehehe

http://i12.photobucket.com/albums/a227/g-david47/vlcsnap-1977055.png
PETER: "Get outta here ya pervert!"

http://i47.photobucket.com/albums/f180/neuspeed674/StonedBrock.png
EDDIE: "Oh I am *so* gonna bust you with this one Parker..."

hehehehehehe

[ultimatefan]

http://i12.photobucket.com/albums/a227/g-david47/vlcsnap-1977055.png
Tobey: Look, the symbiote is a parasite too! if it wasn´t for it, I´d be all ripped and muscular!

http://i47.photobucket.com/albums/f180/neuspeed674/StonedBrock.png
Topher: Yeah, right, and I have the perfect physique to play the comics Eddie Brock...

[DX]

http://i12.photobucket.com/albums/a227/g-david47/vlcsnap-1977055.png

Peter: "Parker-a-mania is runnin' wild, BROTHER!!!"

[Kravis]

http://static.flickr.com/20/69925610_599f70c431.jpg

Spidey: I wish MJ had kissed me like that!

[SalaciousVC]

http://i12.photobucket.com/albums/a227/g-david47/vlcsnap-1977055.png

Peter: "Parker-a-mania is runnin' wild, BROTHER!!!"
rofl

[DX]

rofl
Thanks. :yay:

[blk_spidey]

http://static.flickr.com/20/69925610_599f70c431.jpg

Spidey: I wish MJ had kissed me like that!

lol! welcome to the boards!

[roni14]

http://static.flickr.com/20/69925610_599f70c431.jpg

Spidey: I wish MJ had kissed me like that!
Rofl! I have that exact same blow up doll! :D

[SalaciousVC]

http://img207.imageshack.us/img207/205/sm2084vg9.jpg
Peter: I really wish these porta potties would have some toilet paper