Spider-Man Caption Thread.

[DX]

lol dude your nasty
The pic was calling for it....:ninja:

[lou2099]

http://i182.photobucket.com/albums/x9/vandar_photo/81504-mary-jane_400.jpg
MJ: Well, Vicki, looks like you've got yourself some competition.
http://pics.livejournal.com/kphoebe/pic/0002hd56
VICKI VALE: Step off! Oh, wait, you can't! You seem to be lacking some limbs below the knees doncha, Stumpy?

[lou2099]

http://i182.photobucket.com/albums/x9/vandar_photo/79057-mary-jane_400.jpg
SPIDER-MAN: If this is what Joe Quesada had in mind for me after One More Day, all I can say is "ALL RIGHT JOE!!!!!!"

[lou2099]

Spider-Man 3: UNRATED DVD
http://i159.photobucket.com/albums/t155/eoin_ryano_2007/capture9li2.jpg
VENOM: My Spider-Sense is tingling, if you know what I mean.
http://i182.photobucket.com/albums/x9/vandar_photo/41474-mary-jane_400.jpg
VENOMJ: Yeah, I know what you mean, jerk.

[ultimatefan]

http://i182.photobucket.com/albums/x9/vandar_photo/79057-mary-jane_400.jpg
SPIDER-MAN: If this is what Joe Quesada had in mind for me after One More Day, all I can say is "ALL RIGHT JOE!!!!!!"

hehehehehe

[ultimatefan]

http://i182.photobucket.com/albums/x9/vandar_photo/41474-mary-jane_400.jpg
MJ: Jeez, the symbiote tore off my clothes... and he´s apparently a PG-13 wussie as well...

[lou2099]

http://i182.photobucket.com/albums/x9/vandar_photo/41474-mary-jane_400.jpg
MJ: Jeez, the symbiote tore off my clothes... and he´s apparently a PG-13 wussie as well...
http://i182.photobucket.com/albums/x9/vandar_photo/176282-black-cat_400.jpg
BLACK CAT: That's your problem, sweetie. As for us, we're just about to get all NC-17 up in here!

[ultimatefan]

http://i182.photobucket.com/albums/x9/vandar_photo/176282-black-cat_400.jpg
BLACK CAT: That's your problem, sweetie. As for us, we're just about to get all NC-17 up in here!

hell yeah!:woot:

[SalaciousVC]

http://i191.photobucket.com/albums/z277/venomwithin/hdpic4.jpg

Venom: "Lookin' for a good time, Flint?" :cwink:

lol

[Dr. Fate]

http://i191.photobucket.com/albums/z277/venomwithin/hdpic4.jpg
VENOM: "Hey, aren't you the guy from Wings?"
SANDMAN: "Are you the guy from That 70s Show?"

[omid17]

good one

[Dr. Fate]

good one
Mine or someone else's?

http://i182.photobucket.com/albums/x9/vandar_photo/155868-black-cat_400.jpg
How Black Cat really found Spider-Man's secret identity..."

[omid17]

Mine or someone else's?

http://i182.photobucket.com/albums/x9/vandar_photo/155868-black-cat_400.jpg
How Black Cat really found Spider-Man's secret identity..."
yours, spidey never saw that comin

[Dr. Fate]

yours, spidey never saw that comin
Oh. Thank you.

http://i182.photobucket.com/albums/x9/vandar_photo/41474-mary-jane_400.jpg
MJ: "Payback time, biotch!"

http://i182.photobucket.com/albums/x9/vandar_photo/176282-black-cat_400.jpg
BLACK CAT: "Oh snap..."

[ultimatefan]

http://i182.photobucket.com/albums/x9/vandar_photo/155868-black-cat_400.jpg
You don´t even wanna see where his webshooter ended up...

[ultimatefan]

Mine or someone else's?

http://i182.photobucket.com/albums/x9/vandar_photo/155868-black-cat_400.jpg
How Black Cat really found Spider-Man's secret identity..."

hehehehe, gotta show that one to my girfriend sometime...

[blk_spidey]

http://i177.photobucket.com/albums/w206/blk_spidey/Image1010-2357JETIX1.jpg?t=1192050048
Harry just entered into an old nak3d fat lady's bath.
Old lady: wanna a good time, honey??
Harry: ewwwww.

[Dr. Fate]

And now for a Blues Brothers resurrection with special guest star Corporal Dwayne Hicks -

http://screencapheaven.com/testcoppermine/albums/spiderman2/DVD_VIDEO-1354.jpg (http://javascript%3cb%3e%3c/b%3E:%20window.close())
DOC OCK: "The band, Elwood! The band!"

http://i4.photobucket.com/albums/y107/CEscobar/hicks_aliens04.jpg
HICKS: "The band? The band. The band...? The Band!"

http://i182.photobucket.com/albums/x9/vandar_photo/41474-mary-jane_400.jpg
MJ: "Praise God!!!"

http://i4.photobucket.com/albums/y107/CEscobar/hicks_aliens04.jpg
HICKS: "And God Bless The United States of America!"

[kward711]

a good photo for a caption:
http://i165.photobucket.com/albums/u52/kward71193/ScreenShot488.jpg

[>>>venom<<<]

http://i177.photobucket.com/albums/w206/blk_spidey/Image1010-2357JETIX1.jpg?t=1192050048

harry: GROSS!!! I JUST FELT SUM GUYS HAIRY A$$!!!! EEEEEEWWWWWW!!!!!!!!!!

[Drizzle]

http://i165.photobucket.com/albums/u52/kward71193/ScreenShot488.jpg
Peter (to girl in front of him): "'Excuse me, miss...do you have a mirror in your pocket? Cause I can see myself in your pants."
Girl: "Get lost, *******."
Peter: "Let me try again. Are you from heaven? Because I've got an erection."
Girl: "I'm calling the cops."

[Beanjuice]

http://i165.photobucket.com/albums/u52/kward71193/ScreenShot488.jpg
Peter (to girl in front of him): "'Excuse me, miss...do you have a mirror in your pocket? Cause I can see myself in your pants."
Girl: "Get lost, *******."
Peter: "Let me try again. Are you from heaven? Because I've got an erection."
Girl: "I'm calling the cops."



hahahahaha!!!!!!!

[Dr. Fate]

http://i165.photobucket.com/albums/u52/kward71193/ScreenShot488.jpg
Peter (to girl in front of him): "'Excuse me, miss...do you have a mirror in your pocket? Cause I can see myself in your pants."
Girl: "Get lost, *******."
Peter: "Let me try again. Are you from heaven? Because I've got an erection."
Girl: "I'm calling the cops."
Hehehehehe

http://i165.photobucket.com/albums/u52/kward71193/ScreenShot488.jpg
PETER: "Hey baby, can I interest you in a cock tail winnie? Nice and juicy, just like me.:cwink:"
HOT WOMAN: "..."

[blk_spidey]

http://i165.photobucket.com/albums/u52/kward71193/ScreenShot488.jpg
Peter: chris nolan says i'm good for playing The Joker!

[Dr. Fate]

http://i165.photobucket.com/albums/u52/kward71193/ScreenShot488.jpg
SOME HOT WOMAN: "So did you hear? Katie Holmes is gonna be in a film called 'Mad Money' with Diane Keaton and Queen Latifah!"
PETER PARKER: "Katie Holmes actually starring in another film after marrying Tom Cruise? Oh that *IS* funny."

[DX]

http://i165.photobucket.com/albums/u52/kward71193/ScreenShot488.jpg
SOME HOT WOMAN: "So did you hear? Katie Holmes is gonna be in a film called 'Mad Money' with Diane Keaton and Queen Latifah!"
PETER PARKER: "Katie Holmes actually starring in another film after marrying Tom Cruise? Oh that *IS* funny."
Hot Woman: "Yeah, and she rejected "The Dark Knight" to do it."

Peter: "HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!! What an idiot!"

[Compi716]

a good photo for a caption:
http://i165.photobucket.com/albums/u52/kward71193/ScreenShot488.jpg
Peter: Excuse me miss, but are your parent retarded? 'Cause you're [I]special[I].

[Dr. Fate]

Hot Woman: "Yeah, and she rejected "The Dark Knight" to do it."

Peter: "HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!! What an idiot!"
Nice follow up D.

I hadn't done a Tom Cruise/Katie Holmes bashing caption in a while, despite the comic gold of Cruise almost never letting Katie out of the house.

http://i165.photobucket.com/albums/u52/kward71193/ScreenShot488.jpg
HOT WOMAN: "What's with that stupid grin?"
PETER: "Life's been good to me." [sinister chuckle]

[blk_spidey]

http://i165.photobucket.com/albums/u52/kward71193/ScreenShot488.jpg
peter: is this good???

http://www.blogdecine.com/images/2006/11/mr_bean.jpg
Mr. Bean: Perfectly! now you look like me!

[DX]

Nice follow up D.

I hadn't done a Tom Cruise/Katie Holmes bashing caption in a while, despite the comic gold of Cruise almost never letting Katie out of the house.

http://i165.photobucket.com/albums/u52/kward71193/ScreenShot488.jpg
HOT WOMAN: "What's with that stupid grin?"
PETER: "Life's been good to me." [sinister chuckle]
Nice use of Batman there. :bat:


It's always good to take a stab at TomKat...:woot:

[kedrell]

http://i165.photobucket.com/albums/u52/kward71193/ScreenShot488.jpg
peter: "How'd you like my Rodney Dangerfield impression? Wait for it....wait for it......ahhhhh, I get no respect!"
Girl: "Get away from me, weirdo! Don't make me break out the pepper spray!"

[kedrell]

http://i182.photobucket.com/albums/x9/vandar_photo/MJ__Gwen_and_Spider_man_colors_by_T.jpg
Spidey: "Hey Gwen, MJ.......can I get in on that?"

[kedrell]

http://i182.photobucket.com/albums/x9/vandar_photo/MJ__Gwen_and_Spider_man_colors_by_T.jpg
Spidey: "I see London. I see France. I see both your underpants!"

[Spider-Kid]

http://i182.photobucket.com/albums/x9/vandar_photo/MJ__Gwen_and_Spider_man_colors_by_T.jpg

Spidey: Gee, I gotta get a shot of that.

[lou2099]

http://i182.photobucket.com/albums/x9/vandar_photo/MJ__Gwen_and_Spider_man_colors_by_T.jpg
SPIDER-MAN: I had no idea MJ was a necrophiliac!

[lou2099]

http://www.kewps.com/img/spidergirl.jpghttp://www.blogdecine.com/images/2006/11/mr_bean.jpg
SPIDER-GIRL: I'm only 16! Of course they're real, you idiot!
MR. BEAN: Doesn't make 'em any less spectacular!

[omid17]

http://aycu14.webshots.com/image/30053/2006039306248108412_rs.jpg
Venom: how does my breath smell?

[lou2099]

http://aycu14.webshots.com/image/30053/2006039306248108412_rs.jpg
VENOM: OHHHHH SOLOOO MIOOOOOOOO!

[Dr. Fate]

http://i182.photobucket.com/albums/x9/vandar_photo/MJ__Gwen_and_Spider_man_colors_by_T.jpg
SPIDER-MAN: I had no idea MJ was a necrophiliac!
Hehehehehehehehe

http://aycu14.webshots.com/image/30053/2006039306248108412_rs.jpg
VENOM: "Khan!"

[omid17]

http://aycu17.webshots.com/image/32016/2004603262499020362_rs.jpg

Venom: wait, did the Yankees lose to the Indians?

[Dr. Fate]

http://aycu17.webshots.com/image/32016/2004603262499020362_rs.jpg
VENOM: "I want room service! I want club sandwiches! I want cold beer! I want expensive hookers!"

[omid17]

dont forget condoms

[>>>venom<<<]

http://aycu17.webshots.com/image/32016/2004603262499020362_rs.jpg

venom: you want me to stick it WHERE?!?!?

spidey/peter: oh $h1+ !!!!

[ultimatefan]

http://aycu14.webshots.com/image/30053/2006039306248108412_rs.jpg
Peter: Dude, with that mouth you´d be the biggest gay porn star ever!
Venom: Really?

[Dr. Fate]

http://aycu14.webshots.com/image/30053/2006039306248108412_rs.jpg
Peter: Dude, with that mouth you´d be the biggest gay porn star ever!
Venom: Really?
Hehehe.

http://aycu14.webshots.com/image/30053/2006039306248108412_rs.jpg
SPIDER-MAN: "Dude, when was the last time you took a breath mint?"

[blk_spidey]

http://aycu36.webshots.com/image/32155/2006080924720422545_rs.jpg
Venom: hey parker!!
Camera man: no! the correct line is: hey maguire move your big a$$ out of my camera, i can't see.
Venom: ok. hey maguire move your big a$$ out of my camera, i can't see!
camera guy: no,no,no,no. i say that. you say your line!
Venom: no,no,no,no. i say that. you say your line!
camera guy: i'm the stupid eric forman.
Venom: i'm the stupid eric forma.!? what?

[ultimatefan]

Hehehe.

http://aycu14.webshots.com/image/30053/2006039306248108412_rs.jpg
SPIDER-MAN: "Dude, when was the last time you took a breath mint?"

Thanks!

[Dr. Fate]

http://aycu36.webshots.com/image/32155/2006080924720422545_rs.jpg
Venom: hey parker!!
Camera man: no! the correct line is: hey maguire move your big a$$ out of my camera, i can't see.
Venom: ok. hey maguire move your big a$$ out of my camera, i can't see!
camera guy: no,no,no,no. i say that. you say your line!
Venom: no,no,no,no. i say that. you say your line!
camera guy: i'm the stupid eric forman.
Venom: i'm the stupid eric forma.!? what?
Hehehe

http://aycu36.webshots.com/image/32155/2006080924720422545_rs.jpg
VENOM: "Hey, Seabiscuit guy!"
SPIDER-MAN: "You say that like it's an insult. Seabiscuit was a good movie, as opposed to... 'Win A Date With Tad Hamilton'!"
VENOM: "You are so mean..."

[DX]

Hehehe.

http://aycu14.webshots.com/image/30053/2006039306248108412_rs.jpg
SPIDER-MAN: "Dude, when was the last time you took a breath mint?"
hehe, that's actually Sandman in that pic. :oldrazz: :cwink:

[ultimatefan]

http://www.dialbforblog.com/archives/100/darwyn_cooke.gif
Spider-Man (thinking): hehe, now I just photoshop their heads into the pic from last night´s S&M orgy and sell it on Ebay...

[ultimatefan]

Hehehe

http://aycu36.webshots.com/image/32155/2006080924720422545_rs.jpg
VENOM: "Hey, Seabiscuit guy!"
SPIDER-MAN: "You say that like it's an insult. Seabiscuit was a good movie, as opposed to... 'Win A Date With Tad Hamilton'!"
VENOM: "You are so mean..."

hehehe, that´s a movie that´ll haunt Topher for a while...

[blk_spidey]

http://aycu27.webshots.com/image/31506/2005073535976045800_rs.jpg
Venom: it's baseball tiiiiiiiiiiiiiime!!!!
Peter: oh ****

[ultimatefan]

http://aycu14.webshots.com/image/30053/2006039306248108412_rs.jpg
Flint: Let me guess, you´re British, right?

[blk_spidey]

lol

[ultimatefan]

lol

Thanks!

[lou2099]

Thanks!you know it's a shame, Venom really does look kinda cool in these stills.

[blk_spidey]

http://aycu14.webshots.com/image/30053/2006039306248108412_rs.jpg
Venom: Wazzzzup??????
Sandman: Wazzzzup??

http://www.dialbforblog.com/archives/100/darwyn_cooke.gif
Everyone: wazzzzuup???


srry i'm out of ideas

[Dr. Fate]

hehe, that's actually Sandman in that pic. :oldrazz: :cwink:
Damn it.

http://www.product-reviews.net/wp-content/userimages/2007/06/indianajones4-2.jpg
INDY: "You kids and your new fangled special effects. Back in my day-"

http://aycu14.webshots.com/image/30053/2006039306248108412_rs.jpg
VENOM: "Get lost old guy! This is our generation! We own the theaters, we own the night, we own your franchise!"

[>>>venom<<<]

funny stuff yall, great job. yay another weekend! hava good one web slingers.
http://aycu14.webshots.com/image/30053/2006039306248108412_rs.jpg
Flint: WTF?!?! I MUST BE DRUNK SIDEWAYS OR SUMTHIN...CUZ U ONE UGLY MUTHA!!!

[Stevens25]

http://aycu17.webshots.com/image/32016/2004603262499020362_rs.jpg

Venom: "Hey,Osborn! Get the hell out of my shot! I only have like,10 minutes in this film for God's sake! Can I get at least some screen time?!"

[ultimatefan]

http://aycu14.webshots.com/image/30053/2006039306248108412_rs.jpg
Flint: Hey, the Aliens and Jaws franchises called, they asked for their head and teeth back, respectively...
Venom: **** YOU!!!

[ultimatefan]

funny stuff yall, great job. yay another weekend! hava good one web slingers.
http://aycu14.webshots.com/image/30053/2006039306248108412_rs.jpg
Flint: WTF?!?! I MUST BE DRUNK SIDEWAYS OR SUMTHIN...CUZ U ONE UGLY MUTHA!!!

Thanks, we do our best! hehe, his Sideways would have seen A LOT of stuff like that...

[DX]

http://i182.photobucket.com/albums/x9/vandar_photo/MJ__Gwen_and_Spider_man_colors_by_T.jpg

Spidey: "I bet you fanboys out there wouldn't have complained about my movie so much if it had this scene!"

[ultimatefan]

http://i182.photobucket.com/albums/x9/vandar_photo/MJ__Gwen_and_Spider_man_colors_by_T.jpg

Spidey: "I bet you fanboys out there wouldn't have complained about my movie so much if it had this scene!"

hehehe, I certainly wouldn´t have...

[DX]

hehehe, I certainly wouldn´t have...
Thanks.....I didn't really have anything to complain about though, I loved SM3. :woot:

[lou2099]

http://i167.photobucket.com/albums/u157/dsr55/6924620Venom.jpg
VENOM:
They call me Cuban Pete,
I'm the king of the Rumba beat,
When I play the Maracas I go
Chick chicky boom
Chick chicky boom
Yes, sir, I'm Cuban Pete
I'm the craze, of my native street
When I start to dance, everything goes
Chick chicky boom
Chick chicky boom
The senorita's they sing,
And then they swing with their lumbaro.
It's very nice!
So full of spice
And when they dance and they bring a happy ring,
They're a care-o, singing a song....
All the day long!
So if you like the beat,
Take a lesson from Cuban Pete,
And I'll teach you to
Chick chicky boom
Chick chicky boom
Chick chicky boom!
Si Senorita, I know that you would like to chicky boom chick.
It's very nice!
So full of spice!
I place my hand on your hip and if you will just give me your hand,
Then we shall try,
Just you and I...AYE-AYE-AYE!
So if you like the beat,
Take a lesson from Cuban Pete,
And I'll teach you to
Chick chicky boom
Chick chicky boom
Chick chicky boom!
(Various made up words)
Ow!
See Ya!

[Alex The Great]

http://i182.photobucket.com/albums/x9/vandar_photo/MJ__Gwen_and_Spider_man_colors_by_T.jpg

Spidey: "I bet you fanboys out there wouldn't have complained about my movie so much if it had this scene!"
haha ;) ;)

[Dr. Fate]

http://aycu14.webshots.com/image/30053/2006039306248108412_rs.jpg
Flint: Hey, the Aliens and Jaws franchises called, they asked for their head and teeth back, respectively...
Venom: **** YOU!!!
Hahahahahahahahahaha!

http://www.thenoodlebowl.com/calliope/archives/spiderman.gif
SPIDER-MAN: "Shake shake shake! Shake shake shake! Shake your booty! Shake your booty! Oh! Shake shake shake! Shake shake shake! Shake your booty! Shake your booty!"

[3dman27]

Thanks.....I didn't really have anything to complain about though, I loved SM3. :woot:

as did yours truly i'making sure i get a copy of the dvd

[ultimatefan]

Hahahahahahahahahaha!

http://www.thenoodlebowl.com/calliope/archives/spiderman.gif
SPIDER-MAN: "Shake shake shake! Shake shake shake! Shake your booty! Shake your booty! Oh! Shake shake shake! Shake shake shake! Shake your booty! Shake your booty!"

Thanks! hehehehe, dancing Spidey never fails...

[ultimatefan]

http://www.thenoodlebowl.com/calliope/archives/spiderman.gif
SPIDER-MAN: I´m the ONLY dancing Spider-Man that´s cool and genuinely funny, and NEVER forget that!!

[DX]

as did yours truly i'making sure i get a copy of the dvd
:up:

[DX]

haha ;) ;)
Thanks :)

[Dr. Fate]

http://www.thenoodlebowl.com/calliope/archives/spiderman.gif
SPIDER-MAN: I´m the ONLY dancing Spider-Man that´s cool and genuinely funny, and NEVER forget that!!
Everyone love the dancing Spidey!

http://www.thenoodlebowl.com/calliope/archives/spiderman.gif
DANCING SPIDER-MAN: "Nothing can stop me at the box office - not green goblins, not flatulent green ogres with talking donkeys, not former TV sitcom stars, not even a drunken fey pirate can stop me!"

[blk_spidey]

http://i182.photobucket.com/albums/x9/vandar_photo/MJ__Gwen_and_Spider_man_colors_by_T.jpg
Mj an gwen: wanna a good time, gobby??????

http://i77.photobucket.com/albums/j49/sergioram07/snapshots/vlcsnap-388203.png
Harry: H3ll yeah!!!

[SPIDERMAN117]

http://i97.photobucket.com/albums/l235/cabglobe/2001842352971171402_rs.jpg
Move left, move right do yo dance on the floor
We don't superman no more we just spiderman that ho
Now watch me (YUAL!)
Crank that spiderman (YUAL!)
Crank that spiderman (YUAL!)
Crank that spiderman (YUAL!)
Crank that spiderman

[SalaciousVC]

http://i186.photobucket.com/albums/x135/symbiote24/000000000000000000-1.jpg
Peter:That valve looks sexy..

[omid17]

http://aycu02.webshots.com/image/30881/2001094011762022350_rs.jpg
spider-man: nice nipples

[Dr. Fate]

http://i182.photobucket.com/albums/x9/vandar_photo/MJ__Gwen_and_Spider_man_colors_by_T.jpg
Mj an gwen: wanna a good time, gobby??????

http://i77.photobucket.com/albums/j49/sergioram07/snapshots/vlcsnap-388203.png
Harry: H3ll yeah!!!
Hit that Harry, hit it hard!

http://aycu02.webshots.com/image/30881/2001094011762022350_rs.jpg
SANDMAN: "Are you flying?!"
SPIDER-MAN: "No, I'm falling - with style!!!"

[blk_spidey]

hehehe!!! lol! nice one doc

[lou2099]

http://i182.photobucket.com/albums/x9/vandar_photo/155868-black-cat_400.jpghttp://i182.photobucket.com/albums/x9/vandar_photo/Supergirl3.jpg
BLACK CAT: I could tell you who the owner of this mask is if you offer up a little "incentive."
SUPERGIRL: Shh, you can keep that secret to yourself. What I have to offer you is attainable without it.

[Dr. Fate]

http://i182.photobucket.com/albums/x9/vandar_photo/155868-black-cat_400.jpghttp://i182.photobucket.com/albums/x9/vandar_photo/Supergirl3.jpg
BLACK CAT: I could tell you who the owner of this mask is if you offer up a little "incentive."
SUPERGIRL: Shh, you can keep that secret to yourself. What I have to offer you is attainable without it.
Hehehehehehehehehehehe

http://www.dialbforblog.com/archives/100/darwyn_cooke.gif
SPIDER-MAN: "Dude, these jaws couldn't be anymore square if they tried."


http://www.howard.k12.md.us/res/videogames/spiderman.jpeg
CAPTAIN AMERICA: "Hey Cappy Pappy, need some help with the ol' Nazi there?"

http://www.captain-america.us/images/wallpaper/warposters/captain-america-vs-hitler.jpg
CAPTAIN AMERICA: "No thanks, I got him right where I want him."



http://www.howard.k12.md.us/res/videogames/spiderman.jpeg
SPIDER-MAN: "Look out, Cappy! He's distracting you with anti-Semitism so that you won't notice the sniper who's got a gun pointed at your back or your brainwashed former lover who has a hypnotic suggestion in her head to shoot you when you're down!"

http://www.captain-america.us/images/wallpaper/warposters/captain-america-vs-hitler.jpg
CAPTAIN AMERICA: "Thanks for the head's up!"

[kedrell]

http://i182.photobucket.com/albums/x9/vandar_photo/spideytellsNYCoff.jpg
Spidey tells it like it is.

[Redwoods Wolf]

^^No ****.

[Dr. Fate]

http://i44.photobucket.com/albums/f16/omega214/sm1.jpg
SPIDER-MAN: "Sure are a lot of ugly people down there. This town needs a Swedish Bikini team!"

[webhead9707]

lol

[webhead9707]

http://i64.photobucket.com/albums/h192/powderman_2222/lookatmybutt.jpgperson in crowd:i like big butts and i cannot lie all you other folks can't denie

[Alex The Great]

http://i182.photobucket.com/albums/x9/vandar_photo/spideytellsNYCoff.jpg
Spidey tells it like it is.
ROTFL!

[SalaciousVC]

http://i186.photobucket.com/albums/x135/symbiote24/00000.jpg

[lou2099]

The ending to One More Day revealed:
http://koti.mbnet.fi/jukka_i/gallery/mary_jane_by_deemonproductions_coloured_by_jukkart .jpg
MJ: Who's my little Spider-Bear? Who's my widdle Spider-Bear? That's right, you are!
SPIDER-MAN: Well, this beats the sh_t out of being chased by the law every five seconds.

[Kravis]

http://www.moviezine.se/filmbilder/035/spidey9.jpg
Spider-Man: I knew it! You're full of sh_t!

[Dr. Fate]

http://i186.photobucket.com/albums/x135/symbiote24/00000.jpg
EDDIE: "Yeah baby, yeah!"

http://i182.photobucket.com/albums/x9/vandar_photo/MJ__Gwen_and_Spider_man_colors_by_T.jpg
MJ & GWEN: "Hey, no pictures!"

[ultimatefan]

http://koti.mbnet.fi/jukka_i/gallery/mary_jane_by_deemonproductions_coloured_by_jukkart .jpg
MJ: That bastard´s gonna divorce me? Well, then I have no choice but to stick the voodoo needles on his "webshooter"...

[Matt Murdock]

http://www.moviezine.se/filmbilder/035/spidey9.jpg
Spider-Man: "Yup... steroids probably were not the best crime fighting decision..."

[Dr. Fate]

http://koti.mbnet.fi/jukka_i/gallery/mary_jane_by_deemonproductions_coloured_by_jukkart .jpg
MJ: That bastard´s gonna divorce me? Well, then I have no choice but to stick the voodoo needles on his "webshooter"...
Bwahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha!

I like the steroids gag as well.

http://www.moviezine.se/filmbilder/035/spidey9.jpg
SPIDER-MAN: "I guess this gives new meaning to heart attack, huh?"

[Spider-Kid]

http://www.moviezine.se/filmbilder/035/spidey9.jpg

Spider-Man: You divorced me you retard!

[Dr. Fate]

http://www.pestaola.gr/images/megan_fox_fhm_2006_calendar.jpg
MEGAN FOX: "Hey, 70s show guy, lose the camera!"

http://i186.photobucket.com/albums/x135/symbiote24/00000.jpg
EDDIE BROCK: "The Hell I will! I'll make a fortune auctioning this off on eBay!"

[lou2099]

Bwahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha!
I like the steroids gag as well.
http://www.moviezine.se/filmbilder/035/spidey9.jpg
SPIDER-MAN: "I guess this gives new meaning to heart attack, huh?"
*rim shot*:woot:

[shigsy2003]

http://i44.photobucket.com/albums/f16/omega214/sm1.jpg

Spider-Man: Yeah it would have to rain....this suit is about as water resistant as a sponge....AHHCHOOO!!!

[lou2099]

/\/\/\/\/\/\Ha ha ha ha ha!:up:

http://i182.photobucket.com/albums/x9/vandar_photo/Black_Cat_II_by_Candra.jpg
BLACK CAT: *sigh* All right everyone, let's get your reactions to my boobs over with. Roll call!
http://i3.photobucket.com/albums/y95/CodyA/170.jpg
BATMAN: duhhhhhhh
http://i77.photobucket.com/albums/j49/sergioram07/snapshots/vlcsnap-388203.png
HARRY: waaaahaaaaaaaaaooow
http://i62.photobucket.com/albums/h119/Robotchicken09/7aa696276d181a68306a54d97d756765-14.jpg
CONAN & MAX: duhhhhhhhhhhh
http://www.superherohype.com/gallery/Fantastic_Four/Fantastic_Four_Rise_of_The_Silver_Surfer/Movie_Stills/fantasticfour13.jpg
ALBA/SUE STORM: Meh, at least mine are real.

[Mr Jide]

/\/\/\/\/\/\Ha ha ha ha ha!:up:

http://i182.photobucket.com/albums/x9/vandar_photo/Black_Cat_II_by_Candra.jpg
BLACK CAT: *sigh* All right everyone, let's get your reactions to my boobs over with. Roll call!


Those nipples look like buttons!

:wow: :wow: :wow: :wow:

[ultimatefan]

Bwahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha!

I like the steroids gag as well.

http://www.moviezine.se/filmbilder/035/spidey9.jpg
SPIDER-MAN: "I guess this gives new meaning to heart attack, huh?"

Thanks! hehehe

[ultimatefan]

http://www.moviezine.se/filmbilder/035/spidey9.jpg

Spider-Man: You know, uncle Ben told me having sex with Aunt May felt a lot like that...

[Alex The Great]

/\/\/\/\/\/\Ha ha ha ha ha!:up:

http://i182.photobucket.com/albums/x9/vandar_photo/Black_Cat_II_by_Candra.jpg
BLACK CAT: *sigh* All right everyone, let's get your reactions to my boobs over with. Roll call!
http://i3.photobucket.com/albums/y95/CodyA/170.jpg
BATMAN: duhhhhhhh
http://i77.photobucket.com/albums/j49/sergioram07/snapshots/vlcsnap-388203.png
HARRY: waaaahaaaaaaaaaooow
http://i62.photobucket.com/albums/h119/Robotchicken09/7aa696276d181a68306a54d97d756765-14.jpg
CONAN & MAX: duhhhhhhhhhhh
http://www.superherohype.com/gallery/Fantastic_Four/Fantastic_Four_Rise_of_The_Silver_Surfer/Movie_Stills/fantasticfour13.jpg
ALBA/SUE STORM: Meh, at least mine are real.
this gives a new meaning to the word......LMAO!!!!!!!!

[lou2099]

Thanks Psycho! :p

[shigsy2003]

/\/\/\/\/\/\Ha ha ha ha ha!:up:

http://i182.photobucket.com/albums/x9/vandar_photo/Black_Cat_II_by_Candra.jpg
BLACK CAT: *sigh* All right everyone, let's get your reactions to my boobs over with. Roll call!
http://i3.photobucket.com/albums/y95/CodyA/170.jpg
BATMAN: duhhhhhhh
http://i77.photobucket.com/albums/j49/sergioram07/snapshots/vlcsnap-388203.png
HARRY: waaaahaaaaaaaaaooow
http://i62.photobucket.com/albums/h119/Robotchicken09/7aa696276d181a68306a54d97d756765-14.jpg
CONAN & MAX: duhhhhhhhhhhh
http://www.superherohype.com/gallery/Fantastic_Four/Fantastic_Four_Rise_of_The_Silver_Surfer/Movie_Stills/fantasticfour13.jpg
ALBA/SUE STORM: Meh, at least mine are real.

Thanks :)

HAHAAAHHHAHA If there were stronger abbreviations than: LOL and LMFAO etc then I would use them. Quality!

[Dr. Fate]

http://www.collectinghq.com/im/0009395.jpg
VENOM: "You shall be our virgin sacrifice!"
SPIDER-MAN: "I'm not a virgin you idiot!"
VENOM: "Oh. Well, we'll sacrifice you anyway."

[ultimatefan]

http://i182.photobucket.com/albums/x9/vandar_photo/Black_Cat_II_by_Candra.jpg
Hmmm, you haven´t got any action since your father´s death, have you?

http://i77.photobucket.com/albums/j49/sergioram07/snapshots/vlcsnap-388203.png
Wow, how did you guess?!?

[DX]

http://www.superherohype.com/gallery/Fantastic_Four/Fantastic_Four_Rise_of_The_Silver_Surfer/Movie_Stills/fantasticfour13.jpg

Alba: "Hey Maguire, your dancing scene SUCKS!"

http://i53.photobucket.com/albums/g77/Seraphim_2006/Spider-Man318.jpg

Maguire: "Oh MY dancing scene sucks. Well I got two words for ya: Ioan Gruffudd!"

http://www.superherohype.com/gallery/Fantastic_Four/Fantastic_Four_Rise_of_The_Silver_Surfer/Movie_Stills/fantasticfour13.jpg

Alba: "..................Oh."

[3dman27]

[QUOTE=lou2099;13008594]/\/\/\/\/\/\Ha ha ha ha ha!:up:

[IMG]http://i1EDIT

[3dman27]

/\/\/\/\/\/\Ha ha ha ha ha!:up:

http://i182.photobucket.com/albums/x9/vandar_photo/Black_Cat_II_by_Candra.jpg
http://www.superherohype.com/gallery/Fantastic_Four/Fantastic_Four_Rise_of_The_Silver_Surfer/Movie_Stills/fantasticfour13.jpg[/img]
ALBA/SUE STORM: Meh, at least mine are real.

sue"HEY HARDY BOYif you think you're the mu's toughest woman meet me in the gym at 3:30 this afternoon and i'll GLADLY prove you wrong:"ninja:

[Dr. Fate]

http://www.close-upfilm.com/pictures/kirsten_dunst.jpg
DUNST: "So, how's your box office coming along?"

http://www.superherohype.com/gallery/Fantastic_Four/Fantastic_Four_Rise_of_The_Silver_Surfer/Movie_Stills/fantasticfour13.jpg
ALBA: "You know what? F*** you, Dunst. F*** you up your scrawny candy ass you skinny biatch, you cookie cutter girl next door wannabe hanger on. You don't even put up a fight or kick any ass in your movies, you're just a whiny screaming biatch who gets captured a lot!"

http://www.close-upfilm.com/pictures/kirsten_dunst.jpg
DUNST: "Yeah, well, at least I look the part when I dye my hair, unlike you, you who look like a giant walking hot dog with mustard spilling out of your head when you try to bleach it."

http://www.superherohype.com/gallery/Fantastic_Four/Fantastic_Four_Rise_of_The_Silver_Surfer/Movie_Stills/fantasticfour13.jpg
ALBA: "Okay, now you're just being mean."

[ultimatefan]

hehehehe, allow me to follow up...

http://www.superherohype.com/gallery/Fantastic_Four/Fantastic_Four_Rise_of_The_Silver_Surfer/Movie_Stills/fantasticfour13.jpg
Alba: Why your movies make a ton more money than ours?

http://i53.photobucket.com/albums/g77/Seraphim_2006/Spider-Man318.jpg
Maguire: Let me guess... They didn´t treat me like the Men In Black´s dumber cousin, they gave me decent budgets, decent screentime, a REAL film director, they didn´t turn my archnemesis into a wise-cracking Electro, they only made a villain look like a cloud cuz he´s made of frikking sand to begin with...

http://www.superherohype.com/gallery/Fantastic_Four/Fantastic_Four_Rise_of_The_Silver_Surfer/Movie_Stills/fantasticfour13.jpg
Alba:All right, all right, I get it...

http://i53.photobucket.com/albums/g77/Seraphim_2006/Spider-Man318.jpg
Maguire: Oh, and they cast a girly chick to play a GIRL, not a grown woman...

http://www.superherohype.com/gallery/Fantastic_Four/Fantastic_Four_Rise_of_The_Silver_Surfer/Movie_Stills/fantasticfour13.jpg
Alba: Y-you... Your voice is nasal!

[Dr. Fate]

hehehehe, allow me to follow up...

http://www.superherohype.com/gallery/Fantastic_Four/Fantastic_Four_Rise_of_The_Silver_Surfer/Movie_Stills/fantasticfour13.jpg
Alba: Why your movies make a ton more money than ours?

http://i53.photobucket.com/albums/g77/Seraphim_2006/Spider-Man318.jpg
Maguire: Let me guess... They didn´t treat me like the Men In Black´s dumber cousin, they gave me decent budgets, decent screentime, a REAL film director, they didn´t turn my archnemesis into a wise-cracking Electro, they only made a villain look like a cloud cuz he´s made of frikking sand to begin with...

http://www.superherohype.com/gallery/Fantastic_Four/Fantastic_Four_Rise_of_The_Silver_Surfer/Movie_Stills/fantasticfour13.jpg
Alba:All right, all right, I get it...

http://i53.photobucket.com/albums/g77/Seraphim_2006/Spider-Man318.jpg
Maguire: Oh, and they cast a girly chick to play a GIRL, not a grown woman...

http://www.superherohype.com/gallery/Fantastic_Four/Fantastic_Four_Rise_of_The_Silver_Surfer/Movie_Stills/fantasticfour13.jpg
Alba: Y-you... Your voice is nasal!
Bwahahahahahahahaha! Great follow up.

I wonder what Alba would think if she saw these caption threads?

http://www.moviezine.se/filmbilder/035/spidey9.jpg
SANDMAN: "I take it you were not a fan of my work in 'George of the Jungle'?"

[>>>venom<<<]

http://www.moviezine.se/filmbilder/035/spidey9.jpg
spidey: oh great! just what i need! son of the beach!

[Redwoods Wolf]

http://www.close-upfilm.com/pictures/kirsten_dunst.jpg
DUNST: "So, how's your box office coming along?"

http://www.superherohype.com/gallery/Fantastic_Four/Fantastic_Four_Rise_of_The_Silver_Surfer/Movie_Stills/fantasticfour13.jpg
ALBA: "You know what? F*** you, Dunst. F*** you up your scrawny candy ass you skinny biatch, you cookie cutter girl next door wannabe hanger on. You don't even put up a fight or kick any ass in your movies, you're just a whiny screaming biatch who gets captured a lot!"

http://www.close-upfilm.com/pictures/kirsten_dunst.jpg
DUNST: "Yeah, well, at least I look the part when I dye my hair, unlike you, you who look like a giant walking hot dog with mustard spilling out of your head when you try to bleach it."

http://www.superherohype.com/gallery/Fantastic_Four/Fantastic_Four_Rise_of_The_Silver_Surfer/Movie_Stills/fantasticfour13.jpg
ALBA: "Okay, now you're just being mean."

I laughed so hard I ran out of breath (that goes for the follow-up, too, Ult.fan).

Damn. Too funny.

[Redwoods Wolf]

http://www.dialbforblog.com/archives/100/darwyn_cooke.gif
SPIDEY: Say your catchphrase!
BATMAN (thinking): I made a promise on the grave of my parents that I would eye Selina's fine, tight @$$ whenever I could.
SUPERMAN: Lois? Diana? Why choose? Truth, justice, and the polygamist way!
REED RICHARDS: Doctor Venture is...pregnant?

[Dr. Fate]

I laughed so hard I ran out of breath (that goes for the follow-up, too, Ult.fan).

Damn. Too funny.
Thank you Red.

Yours with the catch phrases was also funny.

Oh and Venom, dig your "son of the beach" gag.

http://www.dialbforblog.com/archives/100/darwyn_cooke.gif
SPIDER-MAN: "Sing it with me y'all - Send Lawyers, Guns and Money!"
EVERYBODY IN THE PIC: "Send Lawyers, Guns & Money!"

[ultimatefan]

^^Thanks Doc, Redwoods!

[ultimatefan]

Bwahahahahahahahaha! Great follow up.

I wonder what Alba would think if she saw these caption threads?

http://www.moviezine.se/filmbilder/035/spidey9.jpg
SANDMAN: "I take it you were not a fan of my work in 'George of the Jungle'?"

hehehehe, actually Thomas jokes with his George role during the Spidey 3 DVD commentary, pretty cool!

She probably thinks comics geeks are hypocrites, cuz when she was introduced as Sue during an event for the first FF - might have been ComiCon, not sure -, she was kind of expecting to be booed due to the harsh criticism on the Internet, but she was applauded...

[ultimatefan]

http://www.dialbforblog.com/archives/100/darwyn_cooke.gif
SPIDEY: Say your catchphrase!
BATMAN (thinking): I made a promise on the grave of my parents that I would eye Selina's fine, tight @$$ whenever I could.
SUPERMAN: Lois? Diana? Why choose? Truth, justice, and the polygamist way!
REED RICHARDS: Doctor Venture is...pregnant?

hehe, gottra love The Venture Bros., too bad it plays at ****ing 1 or 2 A.M. in my country, gotta buy the DVDs some day...

[Dr. Fate]

http://www.tiiite.com/pics/eddie1.jpg
EDDIE: "Hey, who nailed Donna's granny pants to the ceiling?! Oh man, she'll kill me!"

[ultimatefan]

http://www.dialbforblog.com/archives/100/darwyn_cooke.gif
Spidey: C´mon Bats, show a smile for once!
Bats: I´d like to see you smile if you were a DC character and you heard about the leaked Justice League script...

[roni14]

http://www.dialbforblog.com/archives/100/darwyn_cooke.gif
Spidey: Crap! They saw me!

[DX]

http://www.dialbforblog.com/archives/100/darwyn_cooke.gif
Spidey: C´mon Bats, show a smile for once!
Bats: I´d like to see you smile if you were a DC character and you heard about the leaked Justice League script...
Hahahahahahahaha!



Oh man......JLA is f***ed. :csad:

[blk_spidey]

http://img237.imageshack.us/img237/8058/spidermantvseries03sg2.jpg
Spidey: So, i'll give it to you or what?
BC: ewwww!

[Alex The Great]

http://www.mycathatesyou.com/images/cats/2004/03/ugly.jpg
http://www.maj.com/gallery/Sci-fi/Spider-Man3folder/harry6hs2.jpg
harry: ...ew

[DX]

http://i53.photobucket.com/albums/g77/Seraphim_2006/Spider-Man318.jpg

Maguire: "Yo Alba, James here's got something to show ya!"

http://www.superherohype.com/gallery/Fantastic_Four/Fantastic_Four_Rise_of_The_Silver_Surfer/Movie_Stills/fantasticfour13.jpg

Alba: "Oh my, James what are you doing?"

http://www.maj.com/gallery/Sci-fi/Spider-Man3folder/harry6hs2.jpg

James: "Here it comes!!!!" *FARTS*

http://i16.photobucket.com/albums/b19/Webhead731/Galactus2.jpg?t=1181773510



http://www.superherohype.com/gallery/Fantastic_Four/Fantastic_Four_Rise_of_The_Silver_Surfer/Movie_Stills/fantasticfour13.jpg

Alba: "Ha ha, very funny.......bastard."

[blk_spidey]

lol

[Lazarusrevival]

http://i47.photobucket.com/albums/f183/lazarusrevival/Spider-Man318.jpg
You MUST see this video http://tinyurl.com/3ap6t8

[ultimatefan]

Hahahahahahahaha!



Oh man......JLA is f***ed. :csad:

Thanks! yeah, if even half of what I´m hearing is true, it is. Can see you joined our Alba-trashing little party, hehehe...

[ultimatefan]

http://www.superherohype.com/gallery/Fantastic_Four/Fantastic_Four_Rise_of_The_Silver_Surfer/Movie_Stills/fantasticfour13.jpg
Alba: Gee, can´t you Internet geeks say one nice thing about me?

http://i53.photobucket.com/albums/g77/Seraphim_2006/Spider-Man318.jpg
Maguire: Okay, that scene where a dude gets to suck your boob in Sleeping Dictionary is pretty cool...

http://www.superherohype.com/gallery/Fantastic_Four/Fantastic_Four_Rise_of_The_Silver_Surfer/Movie_Stills/fantasticfour13.jpg
Alba: Oh, thank... I mean, that was sexist and in bad taste!

[Dr. Fate]

http://img237.imageshack.us/img237/8058/spidermantvseries03sg2.jpg
SPIDER-MAN: "Well Cat, if it's too much for you, use the safe word!"

[Alex The Great]

http://www.superherohype.com/gallery/Fantastic_Four/Fantastic_Four_Rise_of_The_Silver_Surfer/Movie_Stills/fantasticfour13.jpg
Alba: Gee, can´t you Internet geeks say one nice thing about me?

http://i53.photobucket.com/albums/g77/Seraphim_2006/Spider-Man318.jpg
Maguire: Okay, that scene where a dude gets to suck your boob in Sleeping Dictionary is pretty cool...

http://www.superherohype.com/gallery/Fantastic_Four/Fantastic_Four_Rise_of_The_Silver_Surfer/Movie_Stills/fantasticfour13.jpg
Alba: Oh, thank... I mean, that was sexist and in bad taste!
lol. nice cap right there
http://i166.photobucket.com/albums/u98/bigbeau46/Austin-Powers-Magnet-C11750507.jpg

[Dr. Fate]

http://i166.photobucket.com/albums/u98/bigbeau46/Austin-Powers-Magnet-C11750507.jpg
"Do I make you horny, baby?"

http://www.close-upfilm.com/pictures/kirsten_dunst.jpg
"I am *so* out of your league, buddy."

[ultimatefan]

lol. nice cap right there
http://i166.photobucket.com/albums/u98/bigbeau46/Austin-Powers-Magnet-C11750507.jpg

Thanks! hehehe, cool pic!

[Dr. Fate]

http://i62.photobucket.com/albums/h119/Robotchicken09/613c302e0f5d2a8648b73e5ce232fb85.gif
VENOM: "Honk If You Hate The Idea Of Sharon Carter Being Pregnant With Captain America's Illegitimate Child!"

[DX]

Honk! :D

[ultimatefan]

http://img237.imageshack.us/img237/8058/spidermantvseries03sg2.jpg
SPIDER-MAN: Hey, I have the proportional physicality of a spider, of COURSE 11 times isn´t more than enough...

[Dr. Fate]

http://img237.imageshack.us/img237/8058/spidermantvseries03sg2.jpg
SPIDER-MAN: Hey, I have the proportional physicality of a spider, of COURSE 11 times isn´t more than enough...
Bwahahahahahaha

http://i67.photobucket.com/albums/h283/purgatori00/spiderman_black_cat_makingout_2.jpg
BLACK CAT: "So how's that divorce coming along?"
SPIDER-MAN: "It's coming Cat, it's coming."

[lou2099]

http://img237.imageshack.us/img237/8058/spidermantvseries03sg2.jpg
SPIDER-MAN: What gives? I thought you were up for some sweet lovin' tonight!
BLACK CAT: I was, until you had onions with dinner. DAMN, I can smell your breath through the mask!

[ultimatefan]

http://img237.imageshack.us/img237/8058/spidermantvseries03sg2.jpg
SPIDER-MAN: What, I thought you enjoyed being dominated!
BLACK CAT: I do, but it´s hard to fantasize with a badass masculine partner when all I can picture under the mask is Tobey Maguire...

[ultimatefan]

Bwahahahahahaha

http://i67.photobucket.com/albums/h283/purgatori00/spiderman_black_cat_makingout_2.jpg
BLACK CAT: "So how's that divorce coming along?"
SPIDER-MAN: "It's coming Cat, it's coming."

Thanks! it´s hard to feel too sorry for Spídey´s divorce considering the options, hehe...

[Alex The Great]

Jameson vs Venom
http://i180.photobucket.com/albums/x43/kpnop/jjj1.jpg
JJJ: SPECIAL BEEEEEAM CAAAAAAAAANNNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOON!!!!
http://i221.photobucket.com/albums/dd294/webber3000/cap553.jpg
Venom: WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[omid17]

lol nice work

[Alex The Great]

http://i67.photobucket.com/albums/h283/purgatori00/spiderman_black_cat_makingout_2.jpg
BC: so MJ broke up with ya huh? is that bad?
Spidey: Considering the current events no....

[Dr. Fate]

http://img237.imageshack.us/img237/8058/spidermantvseries03sg2.jpg
SPIDER-MAN: What, I thought you enjoyed being dominated!
BLACK CAT: I do, but it´s hard to fantasize with a badass masculine partner when all I can picture under the mask is Tobey Maguire...
Bwahahahahahahahahaha!

http://img237.imageshack.us/img237/8058/spidermantvseries03sg2.jpg
BLACK CAT: "Bosie! Bosie! For the love of God BOSIE!"
SPIDER-MAN: "I thought we agreed the safe word was 'Rosie'."

[ultimatefan]

Bwahahahahahahahahaha!

http://img237.imageshack.us/img237/8058/spidermantvseries03sg2.jpg
BLACK CAT: "Bosie! Bosie! For the love of God BOSIE!"
SPIDER-MAN: "I thought we agreed the safe word was 'Rosie'."

Thanks! hehehe, there´s a pretty funny SNL sketch on Nancy Pelosy and the whole safety word thing...

[Dr. Fate]

Thanks! hehehe, there´s a pretty funny SNL sketch on Nancy Pelosy and the whole safety word thing...
I was thinking of Desperate Housewives actually. Did DH steal it from SNL or vice versa?

http://img237.imageshack.us/img237/8058/spidermantvseries03sg2.jpg
BLACK CAT: "Not the knuckle! Not the knuckle! Please don't do the knuckle!"
SPIDER-MAN: "Would you prefer the pinch? I lost the rights to using the swirl."

[ultimatefan]

I was thinking of Desperate Housewives actually. Did DH steal it from SNL or vice versa?

http://img237.imageshack.us/img237/8058/spidermantvseries03sg2.jpg
BLACK CAT: "Not the knuckle! Not the knuckle! Please don't do the knuckle!"
SPIDER-MAN: "Would you prefer the pinch? I lost the rights to using the swirl."

I guess neither, necessarily, the safety word thing became more or less common knowledge. The joke wasn´t quite the same. The Pelosi one was that the safety word was being simply ignored.

[OobeDoobBenubi]

http://i53.photobucket.com/albums/g77/Seraphim_2006/Spider-Man318.jpg

Peter - How did they get the award before me. That would have been me up there they came in right after me. Spidey is angry & they wont like Spidey when he is angry

http://www1.picturepush.com/photo/a/241754/1024/Pictures/vlcsnap98681.png

[Alex The Great]

http://i180.photobucket.com/albums/x43/kpnop/jjj1.jpg
jjj: SPECIAL BEAAAM CANNNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOON
http://i100.photobucket.com/albums/m21/dcbargas/Spider-Man%203/Venom_Incoming_2.gif
spidey: WTF??? BLAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH
venom: own3d

[ultimatefan]

http://img237.imageshack.us/img237/8058/spidermantvseries03sg2.jpg
BLACK CAT: Hey take it easy!
SPIDER-MAN: Take it easy my ass, my marriage just ended, but that means my sex life ended at least a year before...

[3dman27]

http://img237.imageshack.us/img237/8058/spidermantvseries03sg2.jpg
BLACK CAT: "Not the knuckle! Not the knuckle! Please don't do the knuckle!"
SPIDER-MAN: "Would you prefer the pinch? I lost the rights to using the swirl."

BLACK CAT "lost the rights to your web-swinging swirl how come?"
spidey "the courts ruled tha i'd ripped of the 619 from REY MYSTERIO ihad it for YEARS before he started using it"

[Dr. Fate]

Nice follow up 3rdman

http://img237.imageshack.us/img237/8058/spidermantvseries03sg2.jpg
BLACK CAT: Hey take it easy!
SPIDER-MAN: Take it easy my ass, my marriage just ended, but that means my sex life ended at least a year before...
Hehehe, sexually aggressive Spidey.

http://i221.photobucket.com/albums/dd294/webber3000/cap553.jpg
VENOM: "I knew I shouldn't have eaten that burito!"

[blk_spidey]

http://i177.photobucket.com/albums/w206/blk_spidey/Image0927-2228JETIX1.jpg?t=1193079159
Venom: You're an a$$h0le parker!
Peter: How did you figured out??

[Mr.E.Nygma]

http://i180.photobucket.com/albums/x43/kpnop/jjj1.jpg
jjj: SPECIAL BEAAAM CANNNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOON
http://i100.photobucket.com/albums/m21/dcbargas/Spider-Man%203/Venom_Incoming_2.gif
spidey: WTF??? BLAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH
venom: own3dLol! Efficient humor, good one:yay:

[Mr.E.Nygma]

http://i177.photobucket.com/albums/w206/blk_spidey/Image0927-2228JETIX1.jpg?t=1193079159
I'm the rival of Batman Returns, look at me : surrounded by black goo, in a dark background, I'm bad... better than bad, look at this eyebrow stucked into villany to render my evil side without me even acting... it's PURE...STATIC...EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEVIILLLLL!!!!!! !

[Orb]

http://www.dialbforblog.com/archives/100/darwyn_cooke.gif
Spider-man:I'm the best Superhero of all time!
*Everyone looks at him*
Spider-man: oh crap...

[Spider-Bat]

http://img237.imageshack.us/img237/8058/spidermantvseries03sg2.jpg

S-M:"For the last time,No you cannot be in the movie, you're lame, I don't care if a bunch of virgins wanna' see you in it for your costume."

[Web-Head]

http://i180.photobucket.com/albums/x43/kpnop/jjj1.jpg
jjj: SPECIAL BEAAAM CANNNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOON
http://i100.photobucket.com/albums/m21/dcbargas/Spider-Man%203/Venom_Incoming_2.gif
spidey: WTF??? BLAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH
venom: own3d

Hah! Good one! The second pic fits perfecly.

[SalaciousVC]

http://i180.photobucket.com/albums/x43/kpnop/jjj1.jpg
jjj: SPECIAL BEAAAM CANNNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOON
http://i100.photobucket.com/albums/m21/dcbargas/Spider-Man%203/Venom_Incoming_2.gif
spidey: WTF??? BLAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH
venom: own3d

Stop Stealing Dewzy's Captions :whatever:

[Killing Joke926]

I was thinking of Desperate Housewives actually. Did DH steal it from SNL or vice versa?

http://img237.imageshack.us/img237/8058/spidermantvseries03sg2.jpg
BLACK CAT: "Not the knuckle! Not the knuckle! Please don't do the knuckle!"
SPIDER-MAN: "Would you prefer the pinch? I lost the rights to using the swirl."

LOL I love Seinfeld!:woot:

[Dr. Fate]

http://i67.photobucket.com/albums/h283/purgatori00/spiderman_black_cat_makingout_2.jpg
BLACK CAT: "C'mon Spider, it's time for my 11:30."

[ultimatefan]

http://www.dialbforblog.com/archives/100/darwyn_cooke.gif
Spider-Man:Smile if your franchise is less successful than mine, hehehe!
Batman: I use an electronic device to confuse his spider-sense, you go and break all his bones...
Superman: Deal.

[Dr. Fate]

http://www.dialbforblog.com/archives/100/darwyn_cooke.gif
Spider-Man:Smile if your franchise is less successful than mine, hehehe!
Batman: I use an electronic device to confuse his spider-sense, you go and break all his bones...
Superman: Deal.
Bwahahahahahahahahahahaha!

http://www.dialbforblog.com/archives/100/darwyn_cooke.gif
SPIDER-MAN: "Man, if these folk were any more square, they'd be building blocks!"

[lou2099]

http://i180.photobucket.com/albums/x43/kpnop/jjj1.jpg
JJJ: YOU OPENED THE CAVIAR???? AAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRGGGGGGHHHHHH!!!!

[lou2099]

[http://i95.photobucket.com/albums/l135/greatcastration/venomthrowssp.gif
VENOM: This is how I'll hail a taxi!
SPIDER-MAN: Hey! Son of a..!
http://i100.photobucket.com/albums/m21/dcbargas/Spider-Man%203/Venom_Incoming_2.gif
SPIDER-MAN: OWWWWWWW!!! You prick.
VENOM: It worked!

[Stevens25]

http://i95.photobucket.com/albums/l135/greatcastration/venomthrowssp.gif

Venom: Hey,this is fun! I could throw you around all day!

[Dr. Fate]

http://i95.photobucket.com/albums/l135/greatcastration/venomthrowssp.gif
VENOM: "Now take out the garbage!"

[3dman27]

http://i180.photobucket.com/albums/x43/kpnop/jjj1.jpg
so THATS how it feels when starks bodyguard uses his repulsors ,wish the wall craling weasel was around to taste this
:ninja:

[Knightsaber Priss]

http://www.dmoma.org/lobby/Spider-Man/pics/images/logan_spidey.jpeg

No George Lucas, that's not how you shoot webbing.

[Dr. Fate]

http://www.dmoma.org/lobby/Spider-Man/pics/images/logan_spidey.jpeg

No George Lucas, that's not how you shoot webbing.
Bwahahahahahahahaha

http://i95.photobucket.com/albums/l135/greatcastration/venomthrowssp.gif
SPIDER-MAN: "I hated your voice in the Little Mermaid!"

[ultimatefan]

Bwahahahahahahahahahahaha!

http://www.dialbforblog.com/archives/100/darwyn_cooke.gif
SPIDER-MAN: "Man, if these folk were any more square, they'd be building blocks!"

Thanks!

[ultimatefan]

http://i95.photobucket.com/albums/l135/greatcastration/venomthrowssp.gif
VENOM: That´s for them making you look like Nicholas Hammond!

[Dr. Fate]

http://i95.photobucket.com/albums/l135/greatcastration/venomthrowssp.gif
VENOM: "This is for all those other actors from That 70s Show who will never get a shot at true stardom in a big summer blockbuster superhero film!"

[kedrell]

http://i95.photobucket.com/albums/l135/greatcastration/venomthrowssp.gif
VENOM: "This is my version of the fast-ball special!"

[lou2099]

http://i95.photobucket.com/albums/l135/greatcastration/venomthrowssp.gif
VENOM: Why isn't throwing these clones at that Fox Kids logo making it go away!!!!!????

[Dr. Fate]

http://i95.photobucket.com/albums/l135/greatcastration/venomthrowssp.gif
VENOM: Why isn't throwing these clones at that Fox Kids logo making it go away!!!!!????
hehehehehehe

http://i67.photobucket.com/albums/h283/purgatori00/spiderman_black_cat_makingout_2.jpg
BLACK CAT: "C'mon Spidey, those DC thugs are displaying more aggressive sexuality than we are!"
SPIDER-MAN: "What DC thugs?"
BLACK CAT: "*Those* DC thugs." [points up in air Spider-Man sees...]

http://members.aol.com/dessecator/supes41.jpg

[5 seconds later]

http://img237.imageshack.us/img237/8058/spidermantvseries03sg2.jpg
SPIDER-MAN: "C'mon Felicia, those DC thugs are making us look bad!"

[Arcturus]

http://i44.photobucket.com/albums/f10/venom4life/Venom_Incoming_2.gif

VENOM: AAAAAHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!

*CRASH!*

SPIDER-MAN: What the hell?!

VENOM: There was a spider on your back!

[Dr. Fate]

http://i95.photobucket.com/albums/l135/greatcastration/venomthrowssp.gif
VENOM: "This is for casting the most effeminate guy you could find to play me!"

[Redwoods Wolf]

I was thinking of Desperate Housewives actually. Did DH steal it from SNL or vice versa?

http://img237.imageshack.us/img237/8058/spidermantvseries03sg2.jpg
BLACK CAT: "Not the knuckle! Not the knuckle! Please don't do the knuckle!"
SPIDER-MAN: "Would you prefer the pinch? I lost the rights to using the swirl."

You know what's creepy? I just watched that episode this morning before work. :up:

VENOM: "This is for casting the most effeminate guy you could find to play me!"

Correction: :up :up :up :up

[ultimatefan]

http://i95.photobucket.com/albums/l135/greatcastration/venomthrowssp.gif
VENOM: "This is my version of the fast-ball special!"

hehehehehe

[ultimatefan]

http://i95.photobucket.com/albums/l135/greatcastration/venomthrowssp.gif
VENOM: Why isn't throwing these clones at that Fox Kids logo making it go away!!!!!????

hehehehehe

[ultimatefan]

hehehehehehe

http://i67.photobucket.com/albums/h283/purgatori00/spiderman_black_cat_makingout_2.jpg
BLACK CAT: "C'mon Spidey, those DC thugs are displaying more aggressive sexuality than we are!"
SPIDER-MAN: "What DC thugs?"
BLACK CAT: "*Those* DC thugs." [points up in air Spider-Man sees...]

http://members.aol.com/dessecator/supes41.jpg

[5 seconds later]

http://img237.imageshack.us/img237/8058/spidermantvseries03sg2.jpg
SPIDER-MAN: "C'mon Felicia, those DC thugs are making us look bad!"

hehe, when Superman shows more raw animal passion than you, something´s gotta be wrong...

[ultimatefan]

http://i95.photobucket.com/albums/l135/greatcastration/venomthrowssp.gif
VENOM: Let´s see you do a dorky emo John Travolta impression after this...

[ultimatefan]

edit double

[ultimatefan]

http://i44.photobucket.com/albums/f10/venom4life/Venom_Incoming_2.gif

SPIDER-MAN: What the hell?!

VENOM: What, never took a cab ride in New York?

[DX]

http://i95.photobucket.com/albums/l135/greatcastration/venomthrowssp.gif

Venom: "I'll show those WB bastards not to make JLA a kiddy campfest! Sick 'em Spidey!"

Spidey: "AHHHHHHH!"

[ultimatefan]

http://i95.photobucket.com/albums/l135/greatcastration/venomthrowssp.gif

Venom: "I'll show those WB bastards not to make JLA a kiddy campfest! Sick 'em Spidey!"

Spidey: "AHHHHHHH!"

hehehe, it it help, the latest report is that the campy script leaked was fake and the real deal is more serious, but at this point I trust nothing, I just wanna see what the official synopsis is.

[DX]

hehehe, it it help, the latest report is that the campy script leaked was fake and the real deal is more serious, but at this point I trust nothing, I just wanna see what the official synopsis is.
Where did you hear this?

[ultimatefan]

Where did you hear this?

You can find it the info on the DC movies boards, there´s a thread about it.

[DX]

You can find it the info on the DC movies boards, there´s a thread about it.
Thanks dude.

[Dr. Fate]

http://img111.imageshack.us/img111/2700/s81pe.jpg
EDDIE: "Hey, isn't that Brandon Routh up there? Oh my God, he looks like he's gonna jump!"
SPIDER-MAN: "No Brandon! You've got your whole life ahead of you!"

[DX]

http://img111.imageshack.us/img111/2700/s81pe.jpg
EDDIE: "Hey, isn't that Brandon Routh up there? Oh my God, he looks like he's gonna jump!"
SPIDER-MAN: "No Brandon! You've got your whole life ahead of you!"
hahahahaha

[Dr. Fate]

Thank you.


http://i64.photobucket.com/albums/h192/powderman_2222/lookatmybutt.jpg
SPIDER-MAN: "Admit it, you wanna touch my ass."
WOMAN: "I'm filing a restraining order."
SPIDER-MAN: "You so obviously want to touch my ass."
WOMAN: "And getting a body guard."

[TKing]

Haha, :up:

[ultimatefan]

http://img111.imageshack.us/img111/2700/s81pe.jpg
EDDIE: "Hey, isn't that Brandon Routh up there? Oh my God, he looks like he's gonna jump!"
SPIDER-MAN: "No Brandon! You've got your whole life ahead of you!"

hehehehehehehehehe

[lou2099]

http://i116.photobucket.com/albums/o30/actionjacksonj/venom-colddrink.jpg
VENOM: {to girl on his right} Hey, baby, wanna see me open this bottle with my teeth?
VIKING GIRL: As if that would be any great feat of strength.

[lou2099]

http://tophergracefan.com/pictures/events/comiccon2006/con14.jpg
TOBEY MAGUIRE: {thinking} I'm gonna be in more sequels!
TOPHER GRACE: *sigh* {thinking} My lunch break at McDonald's is almost over, I better get back there.

[Knightsaber Priss]

http://i44.photobucket.com/albums/f10/venom4life/Venom_Incoming_2.gif

Eddie, that's not what I meant when I suggested catching a cab.

[kedrell]

http://tophergracefan.com/pictures/events/comiccon2006/con14.jpg
TOBEY MAGUIRE: {thinking} I'm gonna be in more sequels!
TOPHER GRACE: *sigh* {thinking} My lunch break at McDonald's is almost over, I better get back there.

LOLZ!:woot:

[ultimatefan]

edit

[kedrell]

http://i116.photobucket.com/albums/o30/actionjacksonj/venom-colddrink.jpg
VENOM: "3 guesses as to why the ladies dig me......but you should only need one(slurp!)"

[ultimatefan]

http://i95.photobucket.com/albums/l135/greatcastration/venomthrowssp.gif

Venom: Hey, live-action me! FETCH!

http://img02.picoodle.com/img/img02/8/4/23/f_Spiderman3tm_1497fd6.jpg

[Purple Prancer]

"Give her this"

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v228/fireblaze614/ohshii.jpg

[>>>venom<<<]

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v228/fireblaze614/ohshii.jpg
Aunt May: Here Peter, try out this gum I bought in the ladies washroom earlier. I don't know what flavor it is, but it has the most peculiar taste.

[Dr. Fate]

http://tophergracefan.com/pictures/events/comiccon2006/con14.jpg
TOBEY MAGUIRE: {thinking} I'm gonna be in more sequels!
TOPHER GRACE: *sigh* {thinking} My lunch break at McDonald's is almost over, I better get back there.
Bwahahahahahahahahaha!

http://tophergracefan.com/pictures/events/comiccon2006/con14.jpg
TOPHER: "Why wasn't I cast as Spider-Man?! My comic timing is vastly superior to yours!"
TOBY: "That's what you get for being cast in a TV sitcom on Fox dude."

[omid17]

"Give her this"

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v228/fireblaze614/ohshii.jpg
LMAO, funny **** man

[3dman27]

http://i95.photobucket.com/albums/l135/greatcastration/venomthrowssp.gif

Venom: "I'll show those WB bastards not to make JLA a kiddy campfest! Sick 'em Spidey!"

Spidey: "AHHHHHHH!"spidey "oh well at least we're on the SAME SIDE for a change"

[ultimatefan]

"Give her this"

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v228/fireblaze614/ohshii.jpg

hehehehehehe

[ultimatefan]

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v228/fireblaze614/ohshii.jpg

Aunt May: Don´t worry, honey, I remembered to buy extra short...
Peter: You´re the best, Aunt May...

[ultimatefan]

http://tophergracefan.com/pictures/events/comiccon2006/con14.jpg
TOBEY MAGUIRE: {thinking} I'm gonna be in more sequels!
TOPHER GRACE: *sigh* {thinking} My lunch break at McDonald's is almost over, I better get back there.

hehehehehehe

[ultimatefan]

http://tophergracefan.com/pictures/events/comiccon2006/con14.jpg
Peter: Nah, of course Topher doesn´t resent it that I can be in more sequels and he got killed off, we´re all buddies here!
Topher (thinking): Gunshot? No, too obvious... Pushing him off a rooftop? No, not painful enough... Twisting a knife on his chest? No, too messy... Poisoning? hmmm...

[Dr. Fate]

http://i62.photobucket.com/albums/h119/Robotchicken09/spider-boobs.gif
PETER: "I must free the twins!"

http://img02.picoodle.com/img/img02/8/4/23/f_Spiderman3tm_1497fd6.jpg
VENOM: "Stella! Stella!" [starts singing] "Can't you hear me yella? You're puttin' me through Hell-a, Stella... Stella!"

[DX]

http://i62.photobucket.com/albums/h119/Robotchicken09/spider-boobs.gif

http://img02.picoodle.com/img/img02/8/4/23/f_Spiderman3tm_1497fd6.jpg

Venom: "I WANT!!!!!"

http://img161.imageshack.us/img161/4263/scream629971jn.gif

[lou2099]

http://i182.photobucket.com/albums/x9/vandar_photo/Black_Cat_II_by_Candra.jpg
BLACK CAT: That's it Doctor Octopus, Spider and I are gonna beat you down.
http://img95.exs.cx/img95/9087/ockhand.gif
OCK: Me want touchy big boobies...
SPIDER-MAN: O-kay, settle down there cowboy.

[kedrell]

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v228/fireblaze614/ohshii.jpg

Aunt May: Don´t worry, honey, I remembered to buy extra short...
Peter: You´re the best, Aunt May...
LOLZ!

Peter: "Is it extra slim too? I like a snug fit."

[kedrell]

http://i182.photobucket.com/albums/x9/vandar_photo/spideyjesus.jpg
No caption needed.

[ultimatefan]

LOLZ!

Peter: "Is it extra slim too? I like a snug fit."

Thanks! hehehe, that pic is a limitless source for cool captions...

[ultimatefan]

http://i182.photobucket.com/albums/x9/vandar_photo/spideyjesus.jpg
No caption needed.

hehehehehe, sometimes you wonder what the writers and artists are thinking...

[ultimatefan]

http://img95.exs.cx/img95/9087/ockhand.gif
Spidey: Let me guess, it´s a shaving robot from the old Jetsons cartoon...
Doc Ock: Go **** yourself.

[Dr. Fate]

http://i182.photobucket.com/albums/x9/vandar_photo/spideyjesus.jpg
No caption needed.
Hehehehehehe

http://img95.exs.cx/img95/9087/ockhand.gif
OCK: "Does this bug you? Does this bug you? I'm not touching you. Does it bug you?"
SPIDER-MAN: "Yes."
OCK: "Good. That means it's working."

[ultimatefan]

http://img95.exs.cx/img95/9087/ockhand.gif
Spidey: Hehehe, I can bet this wasn´t the first time you heard it´s not long enough...
Doc Ock: SHUT UP!!!

[Dr. Fate]

http://i67.photobucket.com/albums/h283/purgatori00/spiderman_black_cat_makingout_2.jpg
BLACK CAT: "Ravage me."
SPIDER-MAN: "I can't, I just ate."

[Spider-Bat]

http://img95.exs.cx/img95/9087/ockhand.gif

Ock:"I'm telling you, popping that zit will be easier if you take your mask off!"

[Dr. Fate]

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v228/fireblaze614/ohshii.jpg
AUNT MAY: "So that you don't have any bastard children running around in the sequel like that Superman fellow."

[venomscurse2]

http://i83.photobucket.com/albums/j306/mchilo/Spiderman/sm65a.jpg
Topher: I already told you doctor..I want my implants this big

[Dr. Fate]

http://i83.photobucket.com/albums/j306/mchilo/Spiderman/sm65a.jpg
EDDIE: "In my church we don't believe in homosexuals."

http://i182.photobucket.com/albums/x9/vandar_photo/Black_Cat_II_by_Candra.jpg
BLACK CAT: "In my church, we don't believe in Mormons."

[ultimatefan]

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v228/fireblaze614/ohshii.jpg
AUNT MAY: "So that you don't have any bastard children running around in the sequel like that Superman fellow."

hehehehehehe, that´s our Aunt May, wiser than even the mighty Jor-El...:woot:

[ultimatefan]

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v228/fireblaze614/ohshii.jpg
AUNT MAY: Oh, thank God you finally divorced that nagging biatch! Now take it, go to the strip club, pick one or two or three skanky hos and ravage those large trunks!!
PETER: I dunno what I´d do without your wisdom...

[3dman27]

http://i62.photobucket.com/albums/h119/Robotchicken09/spider-boobs.gif
PETER: "I must free the twins!"

http://img02.picoodle.com/img/img02/8/4/23/f_Spiderman3tm_1497fd6.jpg
VENOM: "Stella! Stella!" [starts singing] "Can't you hear me yella? You're puttin' me through Hell-a, Stella... Stella!"

venom"WHATTA YA MEAN i.m not good enough for universal studios halloween horror nights?"

[lou2099]

http://i83.photobucket.com/albums/j306/mchilo/Spiderman/sm65a.jpg
EDDIE: Honestly, I don't think my hands are big enough to get around those things.
http://i182.photobucket.com/albums/x9/vandar_photo/Black_Cat_II_by_Candra.jpg
BLACK CAT: Honestly, if you wanna keep those hands you'll stop even entertaining the idea of touching them, dumbass.

[ultimatefan]

http://i83.photobucket.com/albums/j306/mchilo/Spiderman/sm65a.jpg
EDDIE: Honestly, I don't think my hands are big enough to get around those things.
http://i182.photobucket.com/albums/x9/vandar_photo/Black_Cat_II_by_Candra.jpg
BLACK CAT: Honestly, if you wanna keep those hands you'll stop even entertaining the idea of touching them, dumbass.

hehehehehe, poor Topher, forever the dumbass...

[Dr. Fate]

hehehehehe, poor Topher, forever the dumbass...
Yep, he'll always be the dumbass.

And yes, Aunt May IS wiser than mighty Jor-El.

http://i67.photobucket.com/albums/h283/purgatori00/spiderman_black_cat_makingout_2.jpg
SPIDER-MAN: "Have you ever been mistaken for a 60 year old woman who's had a lot of plastic surgery?"
BLACK CAT: "No, why?"
SPIDER-MAN: "The white hair. It suggests things."
BLACK CAT: "My hair is not white it's just really platinum blonde."
SPIDER-MAN: "It's white honey, it's white like Snow White flying a white kite."

[ultimatefan]

http://i182.photobucket.com/albums/x9/vandar_photo/Black_Cat_II_by_Candra.jpg

http://i83.photobucket.com/albums/j306/mchilo/Spiderman/sm65a.jpg
Eddie: Climb walls, shoot webs, who gives a **** about all that, the only superpower I really wanted was to telepathically feel up those boobs...

[Dr. Fate]

http://i182.photobucket.com/albums/x9/vandar_photo/Black_Cat_II_by_Candra.jpg

http://i83.photobucket.com/albums/j306/mchilo/Spiderman/sm65a.jpg
Eddie: Climb walls, shoot webs, who gives a **** about all that, the only superpower I really wanted was to telepathically feel up those boobs...
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BLACK CAT: "Why settle for feeling them up telepathically when could telepathically go the whole 9 yards?" [wink]
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EDDIE: "Oh you are so the girl for me!"

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SPIDER-MAN: "Sorry Ed, she's mine."

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VENOM: "You bastard!"

[ultimatefan]

Yep, he'll always be the dumbass.

And yes, Aunt May IS wiser than mighty Jor-El.

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SPIDER-MAN: "Have you ever been mistaken for a 60 year old woman who's had a lot of plastic surgery?"
BLACK CAT: "No, why?"
SPIDER-MAN: "The white hair. It suggests things."
BLACK CAT: "My hair is not white it's just really platinum blonde."
SPIDER-MAN: "It's white honey, it's white like Snow White flying a white kite."

Thanks, I guess my version can be called "Emaynem"...

And yeah, that hair is cotton-like white, Kirsten Dunst had better dye jobs in the Spidey movies than that...

[lou2099]

SPIDER-MAN: "Have you ever been mistaken for a 60 year old woman who's had a lot of plastic surgery?"BLACK CAT: "No, why?"SPIDER-MAN: "The white hair. It suggests things."BLACK CAT: "My hair is not white it's just really platinum blonde."SPIDER-MAN: "It's white honey, it's white like Snow White flying a white kite."That's some killer comedy from Spidey! :spidey::woot:

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BLACK CAT: Resistance is futile.
SPIDER-MAN: What do you want from me, Cat?
BLACK CAT: I want you to assimilate me.
SPIDER-MAN: Yeah, but I'd rather boldly go where no man has gone before.

[Dr. Fate]

That's some killer comedy from Spidey! :spidey::woot:

http://i67.photobucket.com/albums/h283/purgatori00/spiderman_black_cat_makingout_2.jpg
BLACK CAT: Resistance is futile.
SPIDER-MAN: What do you want from me, Cat?
BLACK CAT: I want you to assimilate me.
SPIDER-MAN: Yeah, but I'd rather boldly go where no man has gone before.
Hahahahahahahahahahahaha

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SPIDER-MAN: "This looked so much cooler on paper..."

[blk_spidey]

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Spidey: Remind me next time to take a taxi!

[DX]

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Spidey: "I'm not even supposed to be here today!"

[ultimatefan]

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SPIDER-MAN: Now THIS is a stunt I´d like to see them try on Jackass...

[kedrell]

http://i62.photobucket.com/albums/h119/Robotchicken09/spider-boobs.gif
Peter: "My boobies just gotta be free!"

[3dman27]

http://i124.photobucket.com/albums/p6/Spiderman3imagealbum/Picture80.png
SPIDER-MAN: Now THIS is a stunt I´d like to see them try on Jackass...

why? rey mysterio does it on the wwe all the time

[ultimatefan]

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SPIDER-MAN: Okay, if I see a shark I´m giving up on this franchise for good!

[Knightsaber Priss]

http://i124.photobucket.com/albums/p6/Spiderman3imagealbum/Picture80.png

Screw your shield surfing in Two Towers Orlando Bloom. Can you do this?

[Dr. Fate]

http://i124.photobucket.com/albums/p6/Spiderman3imagealbum/Picture80.png

Screw your shield surfing in Two Towers Orlando Bloom. Can you do this?
Hehehehehehehe

http://us.movies1.yimg.com/movies.yahoo.com/images/hv/photo/movie_pix/new_line_cinema/the_lord_of_the_rings__the_two_towers/orlando_bloom/towers4.jpg
ORLANDO BLOOM LEGOLAS: "No, but I did nail Diane Kruger in 'Troy'. Can any of your women match that?"

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SPIDER-MAN: "Jackass."

[Iceburgeruk]

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Reporter: Any views on reports that Topher will in fact be peter parker in the next spidey film?
Tobey: Of course not I`m the star. Topher`s not gonna replace me. Are you?
Topher: Course not I am happy just being a lowly bit part in your illustrious career.
Topher Thinks: Raimi is gonna be annoyed that someone leaked his plans out.
Tobey (grins): I mean i am basically peter parker and spider-man how could anyone play the part better than my ingenious performances?
Topher Thinks: Maybe playing him without the lame saturday night fever rubbish might be a start. Look i`m good parker smiley and loving. Now i`m evil parker i`m all emo. Amateur. God i can `t wait until they cast Tobey as The walrus in spidey 6(http://www.geocities.com/marvel_oops/walrus/walrus.html)so i can slap him around.

[Dr. Fate]

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STAN LEE: "Checking out your total domestic box office intake?"
TOBEY: "Yeah... it's just so beautiful... if I hadn't cried out all my tears in the movie I'd have a tear of joy right now."