Spider-Man Caption Thread.

[Dr. Fate]

http://i62.photobucket.com/albums/h119/Robotchicken09/613c302e0f5d2a8648b73e5ce232fb85.gif
VENOM: HONK if you´re sick of mousey girs and metrossexual pretty boys who look like teenagers being cast as classic superheroes who´re supposed to look like REAL MEN and REAL WOMEN!!
Honk, honk and double honk!

And the irony is that Tobey's 32 and still playing a hero who traditionally is portrayed as a younger guy, meanwhile the mid-30s Superman is played by a guy in his 20s. Ridiculous.


http://i10.photobucket.com/albums/a110/sub_zero92/adurr.png
Hahahahahahaha, the new Superman movies will NEVER be as successful as mine!!

http://www.tshirtwatch.com/blog/wp-content/uploads/2006/07/lucy-pinder-superman-shirt.jpg
What if they have THIS scene?

http://i220.photobucket.com/albums/dd95/samskywalker_2007/Orthis.png
HOLY ****!!

Hahahahahahahaha

Even with a scene like that, Superman still couldn't crack Spider-Man numbers.


http://marvel.toonzone.net/retrospective/daredevil/04.jpg
SPIDEY: *sing-song* Teeter-totter, teeter-totter, you fought on a teeter-totter.
DD: If I wasn't blind, I'd punch you in the face.
SPIDEY: Maybe you'll get lucky and trip over me.
DD: Son of a b***h.

Bwahahahahahahahahahahaha.

http://marvel.toonzone.net/retrospective/daredevil/04.jpg
DAREDEVIL: "Your films idea of humor is mostly sight gags and emo kids dancing to James Brown as opposed to your classic quips!"
SPIDER-MAN: "Your film's sense of humor is dialogue about lawyers who take clients who are so poor that the clients can't even pay the lawyers properly, the lawyers have to settle for being quote unquote 'paid' in cheese, fish, sporting equipment and God knows what else. In real life those lawyers would be out of business in a week."
DAREDEVIL: "That was uncalled for."

[Dr. Fate]

http://marvel.toonzone.net/retrospective/daredevil/04.jpg
DAREDEVIL: "A guy who dresses up like a bat clearly has issues."
SPIDER-MAN: "As opposed to a guy who dresses up like a devil?"
DAREDEVIL: "Touche."

[ultimatefan]

Honk, honk and double honk!

And the irony is that Tobey's 32 and still playing a hero who traditionally is portrayed as a younger guy, meanwhile the mid-30s Superman is played by a guy in his 20s. Ridiculous.


Hahahahahahahaha

Even with a scene like that, Superman still couldn't crack Spider-Man numbers.


Bwahahahahahahahahahahaha.

http://marvel.toonzone.net/retrospective/daredevil/04.jpg
DAREDEVIL: "Your films idea of humor is mostly sight gags and emo kids dancing to James Brown as opposed to your classic quips!"
SPIDER-MAN: "Your film's sense of humor is dialogue about lawyers who take clients who are so poor that the clients can't even pay the lawyers properly, the lawyers have to settle for being quote unquote 'paid' in cheese, fish, sporting equipment and God knows what else. In real life those lawyers would be out of business in a week."
DAREDEVIL: "That was uncalled for."

Double thanks! hehehehehehe, that´s funny cuz it´s true!

[Dr. Fate]

Double thanks! hehehehehehe, that´s funny cuz it´s true!
Thanks, and yes it is true.

http://marvel.toonzone.net/retrospective/daredevil/04.jpg
SPIDER-MAN: "You got beat up by the Alias chick who is now the real life wife of the actor who played you!"
DAREDEVIL: "You got beat up by the skinny guy from That 70s Show!"
SPIDER-MAN: "..."
DAREDEVIL: "..."
SPIDER-MAN: "So how is it you could beat up Colin Farrell and Michael Clarke Duncan after you should have logically bled to death but couldn't beat up the Alias chick before she stabbed you?"
DAREDEVIL: "Political correctness. See Batman VS. Catwoman for more details."

[ultimatefan]

Thanks, and yes it is true.

http://marvel.toonzone.net/retrospective/daredevil/04.jpg
SPIDER-MAN: "You got beat up by the Alias chick who is now the real life wife of the actor who played you!"
DAREDEVIL: "You got beat up by the skinny guy from That 70s Show!"
SPIDER-MAN: "..."
DAREDEVIL: "..."
SPIDER-MAN: "So how is it you could beat up Colin Farrell and Michael Clarke Duncan after you should have logically bled to death but couldn't beat up the Alias chick before she stabbed you?"
DAREDEVIL: "Political correctness. See Batman VS. Catwoman for more details."

hehehehehehe, or Wolvie having his ass handed to him by Mystique...

[3dman27]

http://i62.photobucket.com/albums/h119/Robotchicken09/613c302e0f5d2a8648b73e5ce232fb85.gif
VENOM: HONK if you´re sick of mousey girs and metrossexual pretty boys who look like teenagers being cast as classic superheroes who´re supposed to look like REAL MEN and REAL WOMEN!!

oo-gah oo-gahOO-GAH OO-GAH

[SalaciousVC]

http://img169.imageshack.us/img169/8950/weirdspideykk6.jpg

Spidey: Damn,this kiss sucks!

[Dr. Fate]

http://img169.imageshack.us/img169/8950/weirdspideykk6.jpg

Spidey: Damn,this kiss sucks!
Hahahahahahahahahahaha!

http://img169.imageshack.us/img169/8950/weirdspideykk6.jpg
SPIDER-MAN: "Can you believe this chick? She taped her skirt shut so I couldn't see her underwear once I webbed her upside down! Man this chick is way too uptight, am I right?"
GWEN: "Can I come down now? The blood rushing to my head is getting really uncomfortable..."
SPIDER-MAN: "No."

[ultimatefan]

http://img169.imageshack.us/img169/8950/weirdspideykk6.jpg

Spidey: Damn,this kiss sucks!

hehehehehehehehe

[ultimatefan]

http://img169.imageshack.us/img169/8950/weirdspideykk6.jpg
SPIDER-MAN: This is not a hot superhero movie chick... THAT´S a hot superhero movie chick!

http://www.tshirtwatch.com/blog/wp-content/uploads/2006/07/lucy-pinder-superman-shirt.jpg
Why, thank you, baby!

[3dman27]

http://img169.imageshack.us/img169/8950/weirdspideykk6.jpg



gwen"so this is how it feels to be up like this how do you keep your lunch down"
spidey "lady REED RICHARDS can't figure THAT one out"

[Dr. Fate]

http://media.movieweb.com/galleries/2399/2377/lo/PK-10.jpg
THOMAS HADEN CHURCH: "Hmm... do I really want to make my escape right through the writer's strike?"

[Gary Glitter]

http://media.movieweb.com/galleries/2399/2377/lo/PK-10.jpg
Sandman: "You don't want to see me angry!"...lol

[3dman27]

http://media.movieweb.com/galleries/2399/2377/lo/PK-10.jpg
Sandman: "You don't want to see me angry!"...lol
spidey"sandy i don't want to see you in the FIRST PLACE:spidey:

[Gary Glitter]

http://media.movieweb.com/galleries/2399/2377/lo/PK-10.jpg
Spidey: (out of pic) "I told you not to bring your dirty feet into my house!"
Sandman:"But..I...."
Spidey: (out of pic) "No buts mister. Wipe your feet outside Now!"
Sandman:"But what if I don't want to?"

or

Spidey:"HEY!?!"
Sandman:"AH! Don't scare me like that again! I was so close into killing just there."

[Dr. Fate]

http://www.resindog.com/resindog/sitebuildercontent/sitebuilderpictures/animated/Spiderman/Spider-Man_VenomSwing.gif
SPIDER-MAN: "This'll teach you not to hide my remote!"

[SalaciousVC]

http://i186.photobucket.com/albums/x135/symbiote24/tehpetahnatuh.png

Parkernator:I'll be Baaaaaack...

[>>>venom<<<]

hilarious s#!* everyone! and thanks guys.
keep it up y'all :up: keep em coming

http://media.movieweb.com/galleries/2399/2377/lo/PK-10.jpg
Sandman:...uhhhhh......wait a second......
maybe...i should go back and pay the toll...

[Dr. Fate]

http://media.movieweb.com/galleries/2399/2377/lo/PK-10.jpg
SANDMAN: "There is no phone ringing... there is no phone ringing..."

[3dman27]

I'll Try

[Dr. Fate]

http://us.movies1.yimg.com/movies.yahoo.com/images/hv/photo/movie_pix/columbia_pictures/spider_man/willem_dafoe/spiderman.jpg
GREEN GOBLIN: "Why does it look like I have two mouths? Because I'm actually an Alien from ALIENS!"

http://media.movieweb.com/galleries/2399/2377/lo/PK-10.jpg
SANDMAN: "So you bleed acid and live it up in gaudy sexualized caves?"

[ultimatefan]

http://i186.photobucket.com/albums/x135/symbiote24/tehpetahnatuh.png
Peter: You can call me "One and Two Thirds-Face!"

[Dr. Fate]

http://i186.photobucket.com/albums/x135/symbiote24/tehpetahnatuh.png
PETER: "What? I have a rash!"

[DX]

http://i186.photobucket.com/albums/x135/symbiote24/tehpetahnatuh.png

Parker: "If you can now direct your attention to the middle of the center ring....inside this harmless looking orb is 2, that's 2, hundred sticks of TNT and in our innocent hands: a radio detonator!"

[Dr. Fate]

http://i186.photobucket.com/albums/x135/symbiote24/tehpetahnatuh.png
PETER: "Starting tonight, people... will watch me dance to funky James Brown. I'm a spider-man of my word."

[SalaciousVC]

http://us.movies1.yimg.com/movies.yahoo.com/images/hv/photo/movie_pix/columbia_pictures/spider_man/willem_dafoe/spiderman.jpg
GREEN GOBLIN: "Why does it look like I have two mouths? Because I'm actually an Alien from ALIENS!"

http://media.movieweb.com/galleries/2399/2377/lo/PK-10.jpg
SANDMAN: "So you bleed acid and live it up in gaudy sexualized caves?"

Lolz

[ultimatefan]

http://i186.photobucket.com/albums/x135/symbiote24/tehpetahnatuh.png
PETER: C´mon MJ, all I said was that ugly ass skirt makes your already gigantic butt look like it belonged in a Sir Mix-A-Lot video! Women...

[Dr. Fate]

http://i186.photobucket.com/albums/x135/symbiote24/tehpetahnatuh.png
PETER: C´mon MJ, all I said was that ugly ass skirt makes your already gigantic butt look like it belonged in a Sir Mix-A-Lot video! Women...
Peter Parker - Sensitive Male. :oldrazz:

http://marvel.toonzone.net/retrospective/daredevil/04.jpg
DAREDEVIL: "For the last time I cannot get you Jennifer Garner's autograph!"

[kedrell]

http://us.movies1.yimg.com/movies.yahoo.com/images/hv/photo/movie_pix/columbia_pictures/spider_man/willem_dafoe/spiderman.jpg
GREEN GOBLIN: "You know, that's never gonna heal if you don't stop picking at it."

http://i186.photobucket.com/albums/x135/symbiote24/tehpetahnatuh.png
Parker: "I know, I know! I just can't help myself!"

[hobo123]

Peter: i use proactive

before

http://i186.photobucket.com/albums/x135/symbiote24/tehpetahnatuh.png

after

http://spiderman.sonypictures.com/downloads/wallpapers/spiderman3/images/800x600/peter_sm7_800.jpg

Peter: to get proactive go to our website or call us at 1-800... and btw even my best friend uses it now

[SalaciousVC]

Peter: i use proactive

before

http://i186.photobucket.com/albums/x135/symbiote24/tehpetahnatuh.png

after

http://spiderman.sonypictures.com/downloads/wallpapers/spiderman3/images/800x600/peter_sm7_800.jpg

Peter: to get proactive go to our website or call us at 1-800... and btw even my best friend uses it now

Roflcoptr :D

[Dr. Fate]

http://us.movies1.yimg.com/movies.yahoo.com/images/hv/photo/movie_pix/columbia_pictures/spider_man/willem_dafoe/spiderman.jpg
GREEN GOBLIN: "Hey, horn head! Did you get the license plate of Jennifer Garner's stilleto from when she knocked you off that see-saw?! Muwahahahahahahahahahaha!"

http://marvel.toonzone.net/retrospective/daredevil/04.jpg
DAREDEVIL: "Let me at him! Let me at him! Just point me in his direction and I'll go Sum of All Fears on his sorry ass!"

[hobo123]

http://us.movies1.yimg.com/movies.yahoo.com/images/hv/photo/movie_pix/columbia_pictures/spider_man/willem_dafoe/spiderman.jpg
GREEN GOBLIN: "Hey, horn head! Did you get the license plate of Jennifer Garner's stilleto from when she knocked you off that see-saw?! Muwahahahahahahahahahaha!"

http://marvel.toonzone.net/retrospective/daredevil/04.jpg
DAREDEVIL: "Let me at him! Let me at him! Just point me in his direction and I'll go Sum of All Fears on his sorry ass!"

lol

[Dr. Fate]

lol
Thank you.

http://i9.tinypic.com/8dx4t45.jpg
IRON MAN: "Yo, Spider-Man! Why aren't you taking care of this guy?!"

http://img169.imageshack.us/img169/8950/weirdspideykk6.jpg
SPIDER-MAN: "Sorry Tony, but a man of your calibre should appreciate it when its time for poontang!"

[ultimatefan]

Peter Parker - Sensitive Male. :oldrazz:

http://marvel.toonzone.net/retrospective/daredevil/04.jpg
DAREDEVIL: "For the last time I cannot get you Jennifer Garner's autograph!"

Yeah, the way MJ was treating him, she kinda deserved it...

[3dman27]

Peter Parker - Sensitive Male. :oldrazz:

http://marvel.toonzone.net/retrospective/daredevil/04.jpg
DAREDEVIL: "For the last time I cannot get you Jennifer Garner's autograph!"

weLL whattaya know? i've got something spider-man DOSEN'T HAVE, jennifer's autograph[btw spidey she signs it"j garner"

[ultimatefan]

http://marvel.toonzone.net/retrospective/daredevil/04.jpg
DAREDEVIL: For the last time, I can´t tell you how Ben Affleck got to marry Jennifer Garner, that´s a bigger mystery than the Bermuda Triangle and crop circles combined!

[solardestructon]

http://screencapheaven.com/testcoppermine/albums/spiderman2/DVD_VIDEO-346.jpg

Guy in the back: Where the **** did my cigarette go!?

[Drizzle]

http://www.scifijapan.com/spidey3/SM3_DomPK_PK-09-0010.jpg
Giant Sandman: RENT????!!!!
Spider-Man: I knew I shouldn't have thrown Mr. Ditkovich in that sand molecular pit-thingy.

[ultimatefan]

http://www.scifijapan.com/spidey3/SM3_DomPK_PK-09-0010.jpg
Giant Sandman: RENT????!!!!
Spider-Man: I knew I shouldn't have thrown Mr. Ditkovich in that sand molecular pit-thingy.

hehehehehehehe

[lou2099]

Solar, drizzle, yours cracked me up.

http://marvel.toonzone.net/retrospective/daredevil/04.jpg
DAREDEVIL: Spider-Man, help me. Dr. Jekyll injected me with some transforming formula!
SPIDER-MAN: What's it gonna do?
DAREDEVIL: I don't know but I feel myself changing.. AAAAGGHH!
*ZAP!*
http://marvel.toonzone.net/retrospective/spider-man/04.jpg
SPIDER-MAN: Well, that's...kinda weird. And, uh, hot...
"DAREDEVIL": Shut up and don't get any ideas.

[solardestructon]

http://www.screencapheaven.com/testcoppermine/albums/spiderman1/DVD_VIDEO-140.jpg

Norman: Dear God, what's that smell!?

http://screencapheaven.com/testcoppermine/albums/spiderman1/DVD_VIDEO-268.jpg

[Mr.E.Nygma]

^wth!!!! Lolzzzzzz

Edit : I read your caption again, and the faces of Norman and Peter are perfect fit for your text! The pic of Peter is gold!

[Mr.E.Nygma]

This is what happens after subsequent watching sessions of Fantastic Four : Rise of the Silver Surfer
http://www.screencapheaven.com/testcoppermine/albums/spiderman1/DVD_VIDEO-140.jpg

[DX]

This is what happens after subsequent watching sessions of Fantastic Four : Rise of the Silver Surfer
http://www.screencapheaven.com/testcoppermine/albums/spiderman1/DVD_VIDEO-140.jpg
Any caption bashing FF2 is easily in my good books. :woot:

[ultimatefan]

This is what happens after subsequent watching sessions of Fantastic Four : Rise of the Silver Surfer
http://www.screencapheaven.com/testcoppermine/albums/spiderman1/DVD_VIDEO-140.jpg

hehehehehe, and then you turn evil...

[Alex The Great]

http://i152.photobucket.com/albums/s195/hobo_039/ToyStory2_12.jpg
Buzz: How come...were the best computer animated movie....and stilll we suck?
Potato head: maybe cuz are sequel sucked...YOU suck.......and little bo peep's a hooker??
Buzz: She's a hooker......intersesting.....
http://i170.photobucket.com/albums/u251/tedtedtwo2/7c7cc8f5.jpg
Guy: duuuude...........
http://i152.photobucket.com/albums/s195/hobo_039/ToyStory2_12.jpg
Buzz: and another question.......how come SM3 is better than us????
http://i106.photobucket.com/albums/m249/cherylshuman/Tom%20Cruise/TomCruise_Grani_2308335_400.jpg
TOM: I CAN EXPLAIN THAT!!!!!!
A. It was action packed........
B. It was cool.....
C. It had good effects!!!
http://i152.photobucket.com/albums/s195/hobo_039/ToyStory2_12.jpg
Buzz: BUT VENOM SUCKED!!!!!
http://i106.photobucket.com/albums/m249/cherylshuman/Tom%20Cruise/TomCruise_Grani_2308335_400.jpg
Tom: True.....

[DX]

^lol, that was just totally random.

I disagree with the part about Venom though, but to each their own.

[Dr. Fate]

http://marvel.toonzone.net/retrospective/daredevil/04.jpg
DAREDEVIL: For the last time, I can´t tell you how Ben Affleck got to marry Jennifer Garner, that´s a bigger mystery than the Bermuda Triangle and crop circles combined!
Bwahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha! Brilliant!

http://marvel.toonzone.net/retrospective/daredevil/04.jpg
SPIDER-MAN: "Hey DD-"
DAREDEVIL: "I will get a sequel God Damn You! And it will kick ass, just you wait and see!"
SPIDER-MAN: "Jeez DD, what crawled up your ass this morning? I was only going to ask who you favor in the 2008 election."
DAREDEVIL: ":o"

[Yodaman]

Thank you.

http://i9.tinypic.com/8dx4t45.jpg
IRON MAN: "Yo, Spider-Man! Why aren't you taking care of this guy?!"

http://img169.imageshack.us/img169/8950/weirdspideykk6.jpg
SPIDER-MAN: "Sorry Tony, but a man of your calibre should appreciate it when its time for poontang!"

BWAAAHAHAHAHAHAHA :up:

[Dr. Fate]

BWAAAHAHAHAHAHAHA :up:
Thanks.

http://spiderman.sonypictures.com/downloads/wallpapers/spiderman3/images/800x600/peter_sm7_800.jpg
PETER: "Hey everyone, I'm gonna get laid!"


Is it me or is Tobey starting to look like Bill Pullman there?

[kedrell]

Thanks.

http://spiderman.sonypictures.com/downloads/wallpapers/spiderman3/images/800x600/peter_sm7_800.jpg
PETER: "Hey everyone, I'm gonna get laid!"


Is it me or is Tobey starting to look like Bill Pullman there?

Peter: "...today, we celebrate...our Independence day!!!"

couldn't resist.:woot:

[Drizzle]

http://i152.photobucket.com/albums/s195/hobo_039/ToyStory2_12.jpg
Buzz: How come...were the best computer animated movie....and stilll we suck?
Potato head: maybe cuz are sequel sucked...YOU suck.......and little bo peep's a hooker??
Buzz: She's a hooker......intersesting.....
http://i170.photobucket.com/albums/u251/tedtedtwo2/7c7cc8f5.jpg
Guy: duuuude...........
http://i152.photobucket.com/albums/s195/hobo_039/ToyStory2_12.jpg
Buzz: and another question.......how come SM3 is better than us????
http://i106.photobucket.com/albums/m249/cherylshuman/Tom%20Cruise/TomCruise_Grani_2308335_400.jpg
TOM: I CAN EXPLAIN THAT!!!!!!
A. It was action packed........
B. It was cool.....
C. It had good effects!!!
http://i152.photobucket.com/albums/s195/hobo_039/ToyStory2_12.jpg
Buzz: BUT VENOM SUCKED!!!!!
http://i106.photobucket.com/albums/m249/cherylshuman/Tom%20Cruise/TomCruise_Grani_2308335_400.jpg
Tom: True.....

Were you high when you typed this?

[SalaciousVC]

http://i152.photobucket.com/albums/s195/hobo_039/ToyStory2_12.jpg
Buzz: How come...were the best computer animated movie....and stilll we suck?
Potato head: maybe cuz are sequel sucked...YOU suck.......and little bo peep's a hooker??
Buzz: She's a hooker......intersesting.....
http://i170.photobucket.com/albums/u251/tedtedtwo2/7c7cc8f5.jpg
Guy: duuuude...........
http://i152.photobucket.com/albums/s195/hobo_039/ToyStory2_12.jpg
Buzz: and another question.......how come SM3 is better than us????
http://i106.photobucket.com/albums/m249/cherylshuman/Tom%20Cruise/TomCruise_Grani_2308335_400.jpg
TOM: I CAN EXPLAIN THAT!!!!!!
A. It was action packed........
B. It was cool.....
C. It had good effects!!!
http://i152.photobucket.com/albums/s195/hobo_039/ToyStory2_12.jpg
Buzz: BUT VENOM SUCKED!!!!!
http://i106.photobucket.com/albums/m249/cherylshuman/Tom%20Cruise/TomCruise_Grani_2308335_400.jpg
Tom: True.....
WTF!

[Dr. Fate]

Peter: "...today, we celebrate...our Independence day!!!"

couldn't resist.:woot:
God bless ya for succumbing to temptation.

http://marvel.toonzone.net/retrospective/daredevil/04.jpg
SPIDER-MAN: "Is that the porn disc?!"
DAREDEVIL: "No, this is the incriminating evidence of George W. Bush with an underraged girl."
SPIDER-MAN: "Aw nuts..."

[SalaciousVC]

God bless ya for succumbing to temptation.
http://marvel.toonzone.net/retrospective/daredevil/04.jpg
SPIDER-MAN: "Is that the porn disc?!"
DAREDEVIL: "No, this is the incriminating evidence of George W. Bush with an underraged girl."
SPIDER-MAN: "Aw nuts..."
Rofl

[hobo123]

http://i152.photobucket.com/albums/s195/hobo_039/ToyStory2_12.jpg
Buzz: How come...were the best computer animated movie....and stilll we suck?
Potato head: maybe cuz are sequel sucked...YOU suck.......and little bo peep's a hooker??
Buzz: She's a hooker......intersesting.....
http://i170.photobucket.com/albums/u251/tedtedtwo2/7c7cc8f5.jpg
Guy: duuuude...........
http://i152.photobucket.com/albums/s195/hobo_039/ToyStory2_12.jpg
Buzz: and another question.......how come SM3 is better than us????
http://i106.photobucket.com/albums/m249/cherylshuman/Tom%20Cruise/TomCruise_Grani_2308335_400.jpg
TOM: I CAN EXPLAIN THAT!!!!!!
A. It was action packed........
B. It was cool.....
C. It had good effects!!!
http://i152.photobucket.com/albums/s195/hobo_039/ToyStory2_12.jpg
Buzz: BUT VENOM SUCKED!!!!!
http://i106.photobucket.com/albums/m249/cherylshuman/Tom%20Cruise/TomCruise_Grani_2308335_400.jpg
Tom: True.....

to be honest, i luv spiderman and i luv toy story

[BobJM]

I loved Toy Story 2!

[Dr. Fate]

This is what happens after subsequent watching sessions of Fantastic Four : Rise of the Silver Surfer
http://www.screencapheaven.com/testcoppermine/albums/spiderman1/DVD_VIDEO-140.jpg
Hehehehehehehe

http://www.screencapheaven.com/testcoppermine/albums/spiderman1/DVD_VIDEO-140.jpg
NORMAN: "Can't... get... Alexis Bledel... out of... my... head!"

[ultimatefan]

Bwahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha! Brilliant!

http://marvel.toonzone.net/retrospective/daredevil/04.jpg
SPIDER-MAN: "Hey DD-"
DAREDEVIL: "I will get a sequel God Damn You! And it will kick ass, just you wait and see!"
SPIDER-MAN: "Jeez DD, what crawled up your ass this morning? I was only going to ask who you favor in the 2008 election."
DAREDEVIL: ":o"

Thanks! hehehehehe, poor DD...

[ultimatefan]

Now, ripping off Doc Fate a little, hehe...
http://marvel.toonzone.net/retrospective/daredevil/04.jpg
SPIDER-MAN: So, what did you think of...
DAREDEVIL: Yeah, I know, you´re gonna make one of those mean blind person jokes asking me about a movie or a TV show when you know I can´t see! Yeah, that´s so ****ing hilarious, and sensitive too!!
SPIDER-MAN: Jesus, I was just going to ask what you think of the new Evanescence album?
DAREDEVIL: Oh... Okay, I´m not much into that hard rock/goth kinda stuff, but you gotta agree Amy Lee´s one of rock´s best contemporary female singers, and I don´t say that cuz they have songs in my movie!

[Dr. Fate]

Now, ripping off Doc Fate a little, hehe...
http://marvel.toonzone.net/retrospective/daredevil/04.jpg
SPIDER-MAN: So, what did you think of...
DAREDEVIL: Yeah, I know, you´re gonna make one of those mean blind person jokes asking me about a movie or a TV show when you know I can´t see! Yeah, that´s so ****ing hilarious, and sensitive too!!
SPIDER-MAN: Jesus, I was just going to ask what you think of the new Evanescence album?
DAREDEVIL: Oh... Okay, I´m not much into that hard rock/goth kinda stuff, but you gotta agree Amy Lee´s one of rock´s best contemporary female singers, and I don´t say that cuz they have songs in my movie!
Bwahahahahahahahahaha

http://marvel.toonzone.net/retrospective/daredevil/04.jpg
SPIDER-MAN: "You know, in another life, Val Kilmer would have made a great you."
DAREDEVIL: "Really?"

[DX]

Kilmer as DD?

Can't really see it.

[kedrell]

Kilmer as DD?

Can't really see it.

I could......20 years ago when he was in Willow.

[Dr. Fate]

http://i96.photobucket.com/albums/l169/BrollySupersj/singer.jpg
VENOM: "I wanna know what love is... I want you to show me..."

[kedrell]

^Haha!

http://i96.photobucket.com/albums/l169/BrollySupersj/singer.jpg
VENOM: "I..AM..IRON..MAAA....."

http://i182.photobucket.com/albums/x9/vandar_photo/68696_IM11_122_638lo.jpg
Tony: "STOP SINGING RIGHT NOW!!!!"

[ultimatefan]

Bwahahahahahahahahaha

http://marvel.toonzone.net/retrospective/daredevil/04.jpg
SPIDER-MAN: "You know, in another life, Val Kilmer would have made a great you."
DAREDEVIL: "Really?"

Thanks! Yeah, he could. I remember that Guy Pearce was a favorite among fans for both DD and Batman back when casting was being discussed, but that was still when he was kind of a raising name cuz of Memento, don´t know if he´d get suggested so often now.

[Dr. Fate]

Thanks! Yeah, he could. I remember that Guy Pearce was a favorite among fans for both DD and Batman back when casting was being discussed, but that was still when he was kind of a raising name cuz of Memento, don´t know if he´d get suggested so often now.
Because he's 40?

http://i96.photobucket.com/albums/l169/BrollySupersj/singer.jpg
VENOM: "The police in New York City
They chased a boy right through the park
And in a case of mistaken identity
The put a bullet through his heart
Heart breakers with your forty four
I wanna tear your world apart
You heart breaker with your forty four
I wanna tear your world a part
A ten year old girl on a street corner
Sticking needles in her arm
She died in the dirt of an alleyway
Her mother said she had no chance, no chance!
Heart breaker, heart breaker
She stuck the pins right in her heart
Heart breaker, pain maker
Stole the love right out of you heart
Heart breaker, heart breaker
You stole the love right out of my heart
Heart breaker, heart breaker
I wanna tear your world apart
Doo doo, doo doo doo doo doo doo..."

[Gary Glitter]

http://i96.photobucket.com/albums/l169/BrollySupersj/singer.jpg
VENOM: "Let's Start A Riot!"

[Dr. Fate]

http://i96.photobucket.com/albums/l169/BrollySupersj/singer.jpg
VENOM: "Jump back, what's that sound?
Here she comes, full blast and top down
Hot shoe, burnin' down the avenue
Model citizen, zero discipline

Don't ya know she's coming home with me
You'll lose her in that turn
I'll get her!

Panama, Panama
Panama, Panama

Ain't nothin' like it, her shiny machine
Got the feel for the wheel, keep the movin' parts clean
Hot shoe, burnin' down the avenue
Got an on-ramp comin' through my bedroom

Don't you know she's coming home with me
You'll lose her in that turn
I'll get her
Uh-oh!

Panama, Panama
Wow!
Panama, Panama
oh-oh-oh-oh
Woo!"

[Drizzle]

http://i96.photobucket.com/albums/l169/BrollySupersj/singer.jpg
"We're no strangers to love
You know the rules and so do I
A full commitment's what I'm thinking of
You wouldn't get this from any other guy

I just wanna tell you how I'm feeling
Gotta make you understand

Never gonna give you up, never gonna let you down
Never gonna run around and desert you
Never gonna make you cry, never gonna say goodbye
Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you

We've known each other for so long
Your heart's been aching but you're too shy to say it
Inside we both know what's been going on
We know the game and we're gonna play it

And if you ask me how I'm feeling
Don't tell me you're too blind to see

Never gonna give you up, never gonna let you down
Never gonna run around and desert you
Never gonna make you cry, never gonna say goodbye
Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you

(Ooh give you up)
(Ooh give you up)
(Ooh) never gonna give, never gonna give (give you up)
(Ooh) never gonna give, never gonna give (give you up)

We've known each other for so long
Your heart's been aching but you're too shy to say it
Inside we both know what's been going on
We know the game and we're gonna play it

I just wanna tell you how I'm feeling
Gotta make you understand"

[ultimatefan]

^Haha!

http://i96.photobucket.com/albums/l169/BrollySupersj/singer.jpg
VENOM: "I..AM..IRON..MAAA....."

http://i182.photobucket.com/albums/x9/vandar_photo/68696_IM11_122_638lo.jpg
Tony: "STOP SINGING RIGHT NOW!!!!"

hehehehehehe

[ultimatefan]

Because he's 40?

http://i96.photobucket.com/albums/l169/BrollySupersj/singer.jpg
VENOM: "The police in New York City
They chased a boy right through the park
And in a case of mistaken identity
The put a bullet through his heart
Heart breakers with your forty four
I wanna tear your world apart
You heart breaker with your forty four
I wanna tear your world a part
A ten year old girl on a street corner
Sticking needles in her arm
She died in the dirt of an alleyway
Her mother said she had no chance, no chance!
Heart breaker, heart breaker
She stuck the pins right in her heart
Heart breaker, pain maker
Stole the love right out of you heart
Heart breaker, heart breaker
You stole the love right out of my heart
Heart breaker, heart breaker
I wanna tear your world apart
Doo doo, doo doo doo doo doo doo..."

That could be one reason, but also that he´s not so much a "hot raising name" now.

[ultimatefan]

http://screencapheaven.com/testcoppermine/albums/spiderman2/DVD_VIDEO-346.jpg
Peter: It was you who farted, wasn´t?!?
Old guy: Oh yeah, blame the old guy, right, there´s NO WAY it could have been the chick over there, could it? Look at her face, I can bet a new air biscuit is coming out of the oven right now...

[Dr. Fate]

That could be one reason, but also that he´s not so much a "hot raising name" now.
Well who is a "hot raising name" right now? So few of todays actors come even remotely close to fitting that description.

http://i182.photobucket.com/albums/x9/vandar_photo/68696_IM11_122_638lo.jpg
TONY: "Hey kid, next time you dance down the street in an emo funk you're gonna a palm blaster where the sun don't shine, ya dig?"

http://screencapheaven.com/testcoppermine/albums/spiderman2/DVD_VIDEO-346.jpg
PETER: ":wow:"

[Hulkzilla3000]

The Stones song is a nice touch

[ultimatefan]

http://i96.photobucket.com/albums/l169/BrollySupersj/singer.jpg
VENOM: I´M AS MAD AS HELL AND i´M NOT GONNA TAKE IT ANYMORE!!!

[kedrell]

hehehehehehe

Thanks.:woot:

[Gary Glitter]

http://i182.photobucket.com/albums/x9/vandar_photo/68696_IM11_122_638lo.jpg
Tony: "Say 'ello to my little friend!?!?"

[>>>venom<<<]

http://i182.photobucket.com/albums/x9/vandar_photo/68696_IM11_122_638lo.jpg
Stark: SAY WHAT MUTHA#@*ER!!!
COME ON AND SAY WHAT ONE MORE TIME!!!!
COME ON AND SAY IT!
PLEASE?!
SAY WHAT ONE MORE TIME PLEAAASE!!!
--------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------

or


Stark: TALK TO THE HAND!!!

[>>>venom<<<]

http://screencapheaven.com/testcoppermine/albums/spiderman2/DVD_VIDEO-346.jpg
Peter: WHY THE F*&# DOES THAT OLD PERV KEEP BLOWING IN MY EAR?!!!!

[Arcturus]

http://i44.photobucket.com/albums/f10/venom4life/DVD_VIDEO-346.jpg

Old Man: Hey Peter...smell my fingers!

Peter: WTF?

Woman: What's that smell?

[Arcturus]

http://i44.photobucket.com/albums/f10/venom4life/SpideyattackingSandman.gif
Spider-Man: PEW! PEW! PEW! PEW! PEW! PEW!

[Dr. Fate]

http://i44.photobucket.com/albums/f10/venom4life/DVD_VIDEO-346.jpg
PETER: "Oh my God, who is that?!"

http://www.thecharlieman.com/Wonder%20Woman%20-%20Color%20-%20001.jpg
WONDER WOMAN: "Oh, I'm no one, just the greatest comic book heroine of all time who for some reason can't seem to get a movie about her life off the ground."

http://i44.photobucket.com/albums/f10/venom4life/DVD_VIDEO-346.jpg
PETER: "I can fix that, for a price..."

[Gary Glitter]

http://i44.photobucket.com/albums/f10/venom4life/SpideyattackingSandman.gif
Sandman:"Miss me, Miss me, Now you gotta kiss me!"
Spidey:"That just ain't right

[Dr. Fate]

http://i44.photobucket.com/albums/f10/venom4life/SpideyattackingSandman.gif
SPIDER-MAN: "Cowabunga!"
SANDMAN: "Dude, that is so late 80s/early 90s!"

[venomscurse2]

http://i96.photobucket.com/albums/l169/BrollySupersj/singer.jpg
I'm a gummie bear! In a Gummie World!! Life is Gummy! So delicious!

[hobo123]

http://i96.photobucket.com/albums/l169/BrollySupersj/singer.jpg

Venom/Eddie: Let my people gooooooooooooooooooooooo!!!

[3dman27]

http://i96.photobucket.com/albums/l169/BrollySupersj/singer.jpg

eddie singing
"tony stark makes you feel he a cool exec with a heart of steel
as IRON MAN all jets ablaze he's fighting and firing his repulsor rays
ABLAIN'POWER thats iron mam
AMAZIN'POWER thats IRON MAN"

[Gary Glitter]

http://i96.photobucket.com/albums/l169/BrollySupersj/singer.jpg

Venom/Eddie:"I Feel So Alive!" {-P.O.D.}

[ultimatefan]

http://marvel.toonzone.net/retrospective/daredevil/04.jpg
DD: So... You saw the sequel to my movie?
Spidey: I sure did! It was amazing, much better than the first! They got Guy Pearce to play you this time, the story was based on Frank Miller´s Born Again, no more annoying pop songs or wire-fu, it was amazing!
DD: Wow, can I just listen to it? You know, hear the dialogue and stuff?
Spidey: Huuuuuh... S-sure, man, n-no problem... Hey, when was the last time you took acid?

[Dr. Fate]

http://i68.photobucket.com/albums/i5/akimych/venOOm.gif
SPIDER-MAN: "Thank you sir may I have another?" [bwap] "Thank you sir may I have another?" [bwap] "Thank you sir may I have another?" [bwap] "Thank you sir may I have another?"

[kedrell]

http://i96.photobucket.com/albums/l169/BrollySupersj/singer.jpg

Venom/Eddie: "It was a one-eyed, one-horned, flying, purple-people eater....one-eyed, one-horned, flying, purple-people eater....one-eyed, one-horned, flying, purple-people eater....sure looks strange to me!"

[kedrell]

http://i96.photobucket.com/albums/l169/BrollySupersj/singer.jpg

Venom/Eddie: "I am the ripper, tearer, slasher. I am the teeth in the darkness! The talons in the night! My name is strength! And lust! And power! I AM EDDIE!"

[Dr. Fate]

http://i96.photobucket.com/albums/l169/BrollySupersj/singer.jpg
VENOM: "The dark side's callin' now
Nothin' is real
She'll never know just how I feel
From out of the shadows
She walks like a dream
Makes me feel crazy
Makes me feel so mean

Ain't nothin' gonna save you
From a love that's blind
You slip to the dark side
Across that line
On the dark side, oh yeah
On the dark side, oh yeah

The dark side's callin' now
Nothin' is real
She'll never know just how I feel
From out of the shadows
She walks like a dream
Makes me feel crazy
Makes me feel so mean

Ain't nothin' gonna save you
From a love that's blind
You slip to the dark side
Across that line
On the dark side, oh yeah
On the dark side, oh yeah..."

[ultimatefan]

http://i96.photobucket.com/albums/l169/BrollySupersj/singer.jpg
VENOM: "The dark side's callin' now
Nothin' is real
She'll never know just how I feel
From out of the shadows
She walks like a dream
Makes me feel crazy
Makes me feel so mean

Ain't nothin' gonna save you
From a love that's blind
You slip to the dark side
Across that line
On the dark side, oh yeah
On the dark side, oh yeah

The dark side's callin' now
Nothin' is real
She'll never know just how I feel
From out of the shadows
She walks like a dream
Makes me feel crazy
Makes me feel so mean

Ain't nothin' gonna save you
From a love that's blind
You slip to the dark side
Across that line
On the dark side, oh yeah
On the dark side, oh yeah..."

Cool. pretty fitting song!

[ultimatefan]

http://i68.photobucket.com/albums/i5/akimych/venOOm.gif
SPIDER-MAN: "Thank you sir may I have another?" [bwap] "Thank you sir may I have another?" [bwap] "Thank you sir may I have another?" [bwap] "Thank you sir may I have another?"

hehehehehe, you´re so his biatch, Peter...

[kedrell]

http://i68.photobucket.com/albums/i5/akimych/venOOm.gif
Venom: "Mr. Wyzanski! Alright, I've been extremely impressed by the way your work has improved over the course of the semester. You've learned a great deal more than I thought. You've learned what it feels like to be black."

[ChocheTheHero]

http://i68.photobucket.com/albums/i5/akimych/venOOm.gif
VENOM: "From part of Ditkovich!!!! This is for the rent!!!!!!!!"

[ultimatefan]

http://i68.photobucket.com/albums/i5/akimych/venOOm.gif
Venom: "Mr. Wyzanski! Alright, I've been extremely impressed by the way your work has improved over the course of the semester. You've learned a great deal more than I thought. You've learned what it feels like to be black."

heh, that movie´s on the tip of my tongue... It´s a white guy who pretends to be black to take advantage of affirmative action, isn´t it?

[blk_spidey]

http://i68.photobucket.com/albums/i5/akimych/venOOm.gif
Venom: Never kill, what you can't wound!
Peter: Wrong line, formy!
Venom: oh shut up, wise guy.*snap*

[Arcturus]

http://i44.photobucket.com/albums/f10/venom4life/venOOm.gif

VENOM: There's a bug on your face!

*SMACK!*

VENOM: BOOYAH!

[Drizzle]

http://www.dvdinmypants.com/reviews/O-V/images/spiderman2-9.jpg
"It's not delivery! It's DiGiorno!"

[Gary Glitter]

http://www.dvdinmypants.com/reviews/O-V/images/spiderman2-9.jpg
"It's not delivery! It's DiGiorno!"

Lol!:woot:

[kedrell]

heh, that movie´s on the tip of my tongue... It´s a white guy who pretends to be black to take advantage of affirmative action, isn´t it?

Soul Man

[Killing Joke926]

http://i96.photobucket.com/albums/l169/BrollySupersj/singer.jpg

Forman: Hangin' out
Down the street
The same old thing
We did last week.
Not a thing to do
But talk to you
Whoa...yeah.

Hello Wisconsin!

[Gary Glitter]

http://i96.photobucket.com/albums/l169/BrollySupersj/singer.jpg
How ya doin houston texas?!?!

[Dr. Fate]

Cool. pretty fitting song!
It's even more fitting if you've actually heard it, and you can hear it in "Eddie & The Cruisers" sung by John Cafferty & The Beaver Brown (or just buy the soundtrack).

Yes, Peter is a biatch.


http://i96.photobucket.com/albums/l169/BrollySupersj/singer.jpg
VENOM: "Come to me, son of Jor-El! Kneel before Zod!"

[solardestructon]

http://screencapheaven.com/testcoppermine/albums/spiderman1/DVD_VIDEO-356.jpg

Peter: A hundred bucks!? But the ad said three-thousand!

Fight Promoter: It did? Well, uh....it, uh....it must've been a typo.

http://screencapheaven.com/testcoppermine/albums/spiderman2/DVD_VIDEO-1403.jpg

Peter: WTF!!!!!?

[Dr. Fate]

And now a Thanksgiving themed caption -

http://screencapheaven.com/testcoppermine/albums/spiderman2/DVD_VIDEO-1403.jpg
PETER: "Where the F*** is my balloon?! Why don't they use it in the parades anymore, why?! With my combined box office weight, you could fill the parade with at least 10 Spider-Man balloons!"

[3dman27]

And now a Thanksgiving themed caption -

http://screencapheaven.com/testcoppermine/albums/spiderman2/DVD_VIDEO-1403.jpg
PETER: "Where the F*** is my balloon?! Why don't they use it in the parades anymore, why?! With my combined box office weight, you could fill the parade with at least 10 Spider-Man balloons!"

walter newell will love this one

[>>>venom<<<]

http://i96.photobucket.com/albums/l169/BrollySupersj/singer.jpg
venom: I wanna kiss you all over
And over again
Till the night closes in
Till the night closes in...

[ultimatefan]

http://i68.photobucket.com/albums/i5/akimych/venOOm.gif
VENOM: How the **** could you divorce MJ in the comics?!? She´s way hotter than in the movies, you dumbass!!

[3dman27]

http://i96.photobucket.com/albums/l169/BrollySupersj/singer.jpg

Venom/Eddie: Let my people gooooooooooooooooooooooo!!
edie this is a great womens boxing match folks mary jane starts of the round with a blow to gwen stacy's solar plexus to which gwen responds with an upercut

[DX]

http://eur.i1.yimg.com/eur.yimg.com/xp/premiere_photo/20050906/09/2498282600.jpg

Arad: "Hey Spidey, y'know how WB's are casting younger actors in the Justice League movie? Welll, were doing the same thing with the Avengers movie, and look who's gonna play you!"

http://themaskedblogger.files.wordpress.com/2007/08/zacefron.jpg

http://screencapheaven.com/testcoppermine/albums/spiderman2/DVD_VIDEO-1403.jpg

Spidey: "NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"

[kedrell]

http://i96.photobucket.com/albums/l169/BrollySupersj/singer.jpg
venom: "LLLLLLLLet's get ready to rumbllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllleeee!!!!!!"

[Dr. Fate]

http://i68.photobucket.com/albums/i5/akimych/venOOm.gif
VENOM: "Nobody means what they say on Thanksgiving, Petey. You know that. That's what the day's supposed to be all about, right? Torture."

[Arcturus]

http://i44.photobucket.com/albums/f10/venom4life/venOOm.gif

VENOM: Nobody lays a finger on my butterfigner!

[ultimatefan]

http://i44.photobucket.com/albums/f10/venom4life/venOOm.gif
Peter: Please, can you hypsters stop posting this damn scene over and o...
Venom: Shut the **** up, I´m getting a hundred times more exposure time here than in the movie, and I get to beat you repeatedly, two for the price of one!!

[kedrell]

^Hahahahahaha!

http://i44.photobucket.com/albums/f10/venom4life/venOOm.gif

Venom: "Welcome to Venom's House of B&D/S&M...you've been a real naughty Spider, haven't you?"
Peter: "Yes Master."
Venom: "Time for the butt-plug."

http://screencapheaven.com/testcoppermine/albums/spiderman2/DVD_VIDEO-1403.jpg
Peter: "Nooooooooooooooooooo!!!!!!!!!!!"

[Gary Glitter]

http://i44.photobucket.com/albums/f10/venom4life/venOOm.gif
Peter: Please, can you hypsters stop posting this damn scene over and o...
Venom: Shut the **** up, I´m getting a hundred times more exposure time here than in the movie, and I get to beat you repeatedly, two for the price of one!!

ROFLOL!

[Spider-Kid]

http://i68.photobucket.com/albums/i5/akimych/venOOm.gif

Spidey: Stop, or im gonna...
Venom: Shut Up! I want to see the pain and terror, and see your sniveling tears...
Spidey: Yes master.

[ultimatefan]

^^Thanks, Kedrell, Rocknrollgurl!

[Dr. Fate]

http://i68.photobucket.com/albums/i5/akimych/venOOm.gif
VENOM: How the **** could you divorce MJ in the comics?!? She´s way hotter than in the movies, you dumbass!!
Damn straight!

http://i96.photobucket.com/albums/l169/BrollySupersj/singer.jpg
VENOM: "Yeah, Yeah!
Ah, yeah!

I live my life like there's no tomorrow
and all I've got, I had to steal
Least I don't need to beg or borrow
Yes I'm livin' at a pace that kills

Oooh, yeah
(Ahh!) Runnin' with the devil (Ahh-hah! Yeah!)
(Woo-hoo-oo!) Runnin' with the devil
I'm gonna tell ya all about it

I found the simple life ain't so simple
When I jumped out, on that road
I got no love, no love you'd call real
Ain't got nobody, waitin' at home

(Ah, yeah-ah!)
Runnin' with the devil
(God damn it lady. You know I ain't lyin' to ya)
(I'm only gonna tell you one time-ya!)
Runnin' with the devil
(Yes I am! Yeah!)

(Guitar Solo)
Woo!

Woo!

You know I, I found the simple life
Weren't so simple, no
When I jumped out, on that road
Got no love, no love you'd call real
Got nobody, waitin' at home

(Ah, yeah!)
Runnin' with the devil
(Hold on. Hold on, I'm runnin'! Ah, yeah!)
Runnin' with the devil
(Uh! Uh! Come on, one more time)

(Guitar Solo)

(Ha-yeah!)
Runnin' with the devil
(Oh, yeah! Ya-yeah!)
Runnin' with the devil
(Woo! Woo!)
Runnin' with the devil
(Ah-ha, yeah! Ah-ha, yeah! Ah-hah, yeah!)
Runnin' with the devil (Woo!)"

[solardestructon]

http://screencapheaven.com/testcoppermine/albums/spiderman2/DVD_VIDEO-1290.jpg

Harry: Peter.....you killed my father.

http://screencapheaven.com/testcoppermine/albums/spiderman2/DVD_VIDEO-1289.jpg

Peter: And I would have gotten away with too, if you weren't for you meddling kids, and your dumb dog.

http://screencapheaven.com/testcoppermine/albums/spiderman2/DVD_VIDEO-1492.jpg

Harry: WTF!?

[venomscurse2]

http://i96.photobucket.com/albums/l169/BrollySupersj/singer.jpg
Venom: Say 'Ello To My Little Friend!!

[Dr. Fate]

http://img1.nnm.ru/imagez/gallery/c/5/2/9/e/c529e8262b1a76845c5cccbd31df3701_full.jpg
BLACK CAT: "Wow. You've been working out."
SPIDER-MAN: "Yes I have. 5 times a week."
BLACK CAT: "Damn that's hot."
SPIDER-MAN: "Yes it is."
BLACK CAT: "And so am I."
SPIDER-MAN: "Yes you are."

[kedrell]

http://screencapheaven.com/testcoppermine/albums/spiderman2/DVD_VIDEO-1290.jpg

Harry: Peter.....you killed my father.

http://screencapheaven.com/testcoppermine/albums/spiderman2/DVD_VIDEO-1289.jpg

Peter: And I would have gotten away with too, if you weren't for you meddling kids, and your dumb dog.

http://screencapheaven.com/testcoppermine/albums/spiderman2/DVD_VIDEO-1492.jpg

Harry: WTF!?

Muahahahahahahahahaha! The Mystery Machine gang strikes again.

[Spider-Kid]

Muahahahahahahahahaha! The Mystery Machine gang strikes again.


http://i68.photobucket.com/albums/i5/akimych/venOOm.gif

Spidey: You know this movie is rated PG
Venom: Shut Up! Im trying to convince the audience to kill Sam Rami, for filming this scene a million times!
Spidey: But I love Sam Rami.

http://x15.xanga.com/ac983be0674308084423/b6386632.jpg

Audience: Damn Sam Rami!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Kill him!

[Spider-Kid]

http://i96.photobucket.com/albums/l169/BrollySupersj/singer.jpg

Venom: I hate spidey, he's a stressy wesssy, cocky wocky, retard!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Dr. Fate]

http://i68.photobucket.com/albums/i5/akimych/venOOm.gif
VENOM: "Hurts so good! C'mon baby it hurts so good!"

[Alex The Great]

http://i68.photobucket.com/albums/i5/akimych/venOOm.gif
Venom: Why did you convince Raimi to kill me off???
Spidey: becuase!! you stole Kirstens peanut butter!!! you know how he's like whne she has none if her peanut butter!!!
Venom: How the hell did you know that???
Spidey: i'm the star...i know all!
Venom: BASTARD!!! *hits him*
http://i180.photobucket.com/albums/x43/kpnop/peanut.jpg

[blk_spidey]

http://i177.photobucket.com/albums/w206/blk_spidey/Spider-Man3CD2122_0001.jpg?t=1195937983
Peter: Aw man wtf is that smell? harry!harry! HARRY?

http://i177.photobucket.com/albums/w206/blk_spidey/Spider-Man3CD2135_0001.jpg?t=1195938066
Harry: ..........ZZZZZZZZZZZZZ........
Peter: My God, harry's dead!

http://i177.photobucket.com/albums/w206/blk_spidey/Image1023-1828JETIX.jpg?t=1195938122
Norman: What the heck are talking of? I don't smell anything! *fart*

http://i177.photobucket.com/albums/w206/blk_spidey/Spider-Man3CD2120_0002.jpg?t=1195938298
DEAD

[BritishChap007]

http://screencapheaven.com/testcoppermine/albums/spiderman2/DVD_VIDEO-1289.jpg

Peter: Hey Harry, you wanna go see the New James Bond film? I heard Daniel Craig is awesome in it!

Harry: Sure, let me go get my coat!

http://screencapheaven.com/testcoppermine/albums/spiderman2/DVD_VIDEO-1492.jpg

Voice Over: Harry, you've taken your eye off of the ball!
Harry: What?? Who is this??

http://img86.imageshack.us/img86/3614/avengemeff9.jpg

Pierce Brosnan: AVENGE ME!!!

[ultimatefan]

Damn straight!

http://i96.photobucket.com/albums/l169/BrollySupersj/singer.jpg
VENOM: "Yeah, Yeah!
Ah, yeah!

I live my life like there's no tomorrow
and all I've got, I had to steal
Least I don't need to beg or borrow
Yes I'm livin' at a pace that kills

Oooh, yeah
(Ahh!) Runnin' with the devil (Ahh-hah! Yeah!)
(Woo-hoo-oo!) Runnin' with the devil
I'm gonna tell ya all about it

I found the simple life ain't so simple
When I jumped out, on that road
I got no love, no love you'd call real
Ain't got nobody, waitin' at home

(Ah, yeah-ah!)
Runnin' with the devil
(God damn it lady. You know I ain't lyin' to ya)
(I'm only gonna tell you one time-ya!)
Runnin' with the devil
(Yes I am! Yeah!)

(Guitar Solo)
Woo!

Woo!

You know I, I found the simple life
Weren't so simple, no
When I jumped out, on that road
Got no love, no love you'd call real
Got nobody, waitin' at home

(Ah, yeah!)
Runnin' with the devil
(Hold on. Hold on, I'm runnin'! Ah, yeah!)
Runnin' with the devil
(Uh! Uh! Come on, one more time)

(Guitar Solo)

(Ha-yeah!)
Runnin' with the devil
(Oh, yeah! Ya-yeah!)
Runnin' with the devil
(Woo! Woo!)
Runnin' with the devil
(Ah-ha, yeah! Ah-ha, yeah! Ah-hah, yeah!)
Runnin' with the devil (Woo!)"

Thanks, again, awesome song choice!

[ultimatefan]

http://screencapheaven.com/testcoppermine/albums/spiderman2/DVD_VIDEO-1289.jpg

Peter: Hey Harry, you wanna go see the New James Bond film? I heard Daniel Craig is awesome in it!

Harry: Sure, let me go get my coat!

http://screencapheaven.com/testcoppermine/albums/spiderman2/DVD_VIDEO-1492.jpg

Voice Over: Harry, you've taken your eye off of the ball!
Harry: What?? Who is this??

http://img86.imageshack.us/img86/3614/avengemeff9.jpg

Pierce Brosnan: AVENGE ME!!!

hehehehehe, that Pierce pic fits like a glove...

[Dr. Fate]

http://screencapheaven.com/testcoppermine/albums/spiderman2/DVD_VIDEO-1289.jpg

Peter: Hey Harry, you wanna go see the New James Bond film? I heard Daniel Craig is awesome in it!

Harry: Sure, let me go get my coat!

http://screencapheaven.com/testcoppermine/albums/spiderman2/DVD_VIDEO-1492.jpg

Voice Over: Harry, you've taken your eye off of the ball!
Harry: What?? Who is this??

http://img86.imageshack.us/img86/3614/avengemeff9.jpg

Pierce Brosnan: AVENGE ME!!!
Ahahahahahahahahahaha! Poor Pierce, he deserved better than "Die Another Day".

http://i96.photobucket.com/albums/l169/BrollySupersj/singer.jpg
VENOM: "She's got legs, she knows how to use them.
She never begs, she knows how to choose them.
She's holdin' leg wonderin' how to feel them.
Would you get behind them if you could only find them?
She's my baby, she's my baby,
yeah, it's alright.

She's got hair down to her fanny.
She's kinda jet set, try undo her panties.
Everytime she's dancin' she knows what to do.
Everybody wants to see if she can use it.
She's so fine, she's all mine,
girl, you got it right.

She's got legs, she knows how to use them.
She never begs, she knows how to choose them.
She's got a dime all of the time,
stays out at night movin' through time.
Oh, I want her, ****, I got to have her,
the girl is alright, she's alright."

[BritishChap007]

hehehehehe, that Pierce pic fits like a glove...

Thanks! I saw it and thought "That has to be in the SM3 caption thread".

[Dr. Fate]

http://i68.photobucket.com/albums/i5/akimych/146.gif
PETER: "All this straining is giving me a headache..."

[ultimatefan]

http://i68.photobucket.com/albums/i5/akimych/146.gif
Tobey: All right, this is the LAST time I use getting myself constipated as an acting technique...

[3dman27]

http://i68.photobucket.com/albums/i5/akimych/146.gif
Tobey: All right, this is the LAST time I use getting myself constipated as an acting technique...

spidey "i KNEW mj's idea of trying to use my spider sense as telepathy was a bad idea

[3dman27]

i found the pete chew out macys post its#10673

[Dr. Fate]

http://i146.photobucket.com/albums/r243/eelyajekim/wheresmymoney.jpg
PETER: "Sorry Harry I had no choice - you wouldn't return my calls, you wouldn't answer my e-mails or my posts on the hype, I will not be ignored!"

[ultimatefan]

http://img1.nnm.ru/imagez/gallery/c/5/2/9/e/c529e8262b1a76845c5cccbd31df3701_full.jpg
BLACK CAT: Don´t be scared honey, it´s made of rubber...

[Dr. Fate]

http://img1.nnm.ru/imagez/gallery/c/5/2/9/e/c529e8262b1a76845c5cccbd31df3701_full.jpg
BLACK CAT: Don´t be scared honey, it´s made of rubber...
Hehehehehehehehe

http://img1.nnm.ru/imagez/gallery/c/5/2/9/e/c529e8262b1a76845c5cccbd31df3701_full.jpg
BLACK CAT: "Would you f*** me? I'd f*** me. I'd f*** me hard."

[Arcturus]

Lol!

[Matt Murdock]

Good one, fate.

[Dr. Fate]

Glad you guys liked it.

http://img1.nnm.ru/imagez/gallery/c/5/2/9/e/c529e8262b1a76845c5cccbd31df3701_full.jpg
SPIDER-MAN: "Why do you always want to make love to me from behind? Are you trying to pretend I'm someone else?"

[ultimatefan]

Hehehehehehehehe

http://img1.nnm.ru/imagez/gallery/c/5/2/9/e/c529e8262b1a76845c5cccbd31df3701_full.jpg
BLACK CAT: "Would you f*** me? I'd f*** me. I'd f*** me hard."

Thanks! hehehehehehehe, we all would, baby...

[SalaciousVC]

http://i186.photobucket.com/albums/x135/symbiote24/fdgdfxg.png
Eddie:Some men just say it it burns when they pee :dry: :dry:

[Dr. Fate]

http://i186.photobucket.com/albums/x135/symbiote24/fdgdfxg.png
Eddie:Some men just say it it burns when they pee :dry: :dry:
:wow:
Now that's a scary manip.

http://i186.photobucket.com/albums/x135/symbiote24/fdgdfxg.png
TOPHER: "Hey, if fans loved my Venom, they'll be blown away by my Joker!"

[ultimatefan]

http://i186.photobucket.com/albums/x135/symbiote24/fdgdfxg.png
Topher:Starting tonight, everyone who still calls me Eric Forman on the street will die. I´m a man of my wuurd... HAHAHAHAHAHA!!!

[Dr. Fate]

http://i186.photobucket.com/albums/x135/symbiote24/fdgdfxg.png
TOPHER: "Have you ever danced with a devil in the pale moonlight?"

[kedrell]

http://i186.photobucket.com/albums/x135/symbiote24/fdgdfxg.png
TOPHER: "Screw Nicholson and Ledger, I'm ready for my close-up Mr. Nolan. See I've got the Joker's laugh down and everything...hardy-har-har. I was born for this role!"

[3dman27]

http://i186.photobucket.com/albums/x135/symbiote24/fdgdfxg.png
TOPHER: "Have you ever danced with a devil in the pale moonlight?"

LOL

[Drizzle]

http://i186.photobucket.com/albums/x135/symbiote24/fdgdfxg.png
"It can be truly said that I have a bat in my belfry."

[Matt Murdock]

How'd you get that picture of lollycop?

[SalaciousVC]

How'd you get that picture of lollycop?
lol

[Dr. Fate]

http://i186.photobucket.com/albums/x135/symbiote24/fdgdfxg.png
TOPHER-EDDIE-JOKER: "Where does he get those wonderful toys?"

[SalaciousVC]

He's criticizing SpiderMan!!!!.
http://i186.photobucket.com/albums/x135/symbiote24/omg.gif
Can this be considered a caption?lol

[Beanjuice]

http://i146.photobucket.com/albums/r243/eelyajekim/wheresmymoney.jpg
peter: i think you get my point, so im going to go home,have a pop tart and make love to my wife. good day to you sir!

[solardestructon]

Hal Fishman: This could be the end of Spider-man.

http://i186.photobucket.com/albums/x135/symbiote24/omg.gif

[Dr. Fate]

http://img1.nnm.ru/imagez/gallery/c/5/2/9/e/c529e8262b1a76845c5cccbd31df3701_full.jpg
BLACK CAT: "You brought protection, right?"
SPIDER-MAN: "Of course. Who do you think I am, Superman?"

[Dr. Fate]

http://i100.photobucket.com/albums/m21/dcbargas/Spider-Man%203/dancing_peter_sm3.gif
EMO DARK SIDE PETER: "Oh yeah! Friday Night, The Feelin's Right! I got to dance, dance, dance, dance dance!"

http://i186.photobucket.com/albums/x135/symbiote24/omg.gif
BLACK TNG GUY: "Oh God make it stop! Make it stop! Make it stop!"

[kedrell]

http://i44.photobucket.com/albums/f10/venom4life/venOOm.gif
Aunt May[narrating]: "So now Peter's got big Eddie as a partner in his photography business. Any problems, he goes to Eddie. Customer has trouble with the bill and won't pay? He can go to Eddie. Trouble with the cops, deliveries, Jameson, he can call Eddie. But now the guy's gotta come up with Eddie's money every week no matter what. Business bad? F**k you, pay me. Oh, you had a fire? F**k you, pay me. Apartment got hit by lightning huh? F**k you, pay me."

[Matt Murdock]

Oh.

My.

God.

Gold medal.

[Dr. Fate]

http://www.insomniacmania.com/news/news_3170_1.jpg
BLACK CAT: "Just call me 'Grendel's Mom'."

[Arcturus]

http://i44.photobucket.com/albums/f10/venom4life/bw_playtime.jpg
Venom: You defeated me in Halo 3 for the last time, Parker.

[ultimatefan]

http://img1.nnm.ru/imagez/gallery/c/5/2/9/e/c529e8262b1a76845c5cccbd31df3701_full.jpg
BLACK CAT: "You brought protection, right?"
SPIDER-MAN: "Of course. Who do you think I am, Superman?"

hehehehehehehehe

[ultimatefan]

http://i44.photobucket.com/albums/f10/venom4life/venOOm.gif
Aunt May[narrating]: "So now Peter's got big Eddie as a partner in his photography business. Any problems, he goes to Eddie. Customer has trouble with the bill and won't pay? He can go to Eddie. Trouble with the cops, deliveries, Jameson, he can call Eddie. But now the guy's gotta come up with Eddie's money every week no matter what. Business bad? F**k you, pay me. Oh, you had a fire? F**k you, pay me. Apartment got hit by lightning huh? F**k you, pay me."

hehehehehehe, gotta love Goodfellas...

[ultimatefan]

http://i100.photobucket.com/albums/m21/dcbargas/Spider-Man%203/dancing_peter_sm3.gif
EMO DARK SIDE PETER: "Oh yeah! Friday Night, The Feelin's Right! I got to dance, dance, dance, dance dance!"

http://i186.photobucket.com/albums/x135/symbiote24/omg.gif
BLACK TNG GUY: "Oh God make it stop! Make it stop! Make it stop!"

hehehehehehehe

[ultimatefan]

http://img1.nnm.ru/imagez/gallery/c/5/2/9/e/c529e8262b1a76845c5cccbd31df3701_full.jpg
BLACK CAT: I´m gonna rape you!
SPIDER-MAN: A woman can´t rape a man, that´s physically impossible.
BLACK CAT: Why, because you´re the big strong machos?
SPIDER-MAN: No, because we never turn a chick jumping on us, unless she´s fuglier than Rosie O´ Donnel or more psycho b*** than Lindsay Lohan.
BLACK CAT: Or you´re committed and whipped big time.
SPIDER-MAN: I was kinda hoping we´d skip that one...

[Dr. Fate]

http://img1.nnm.ru/imagez/gallery/c/5/2/9/e/c529e8262b1a76845c5cccbd31df3701_full.jpg
BLACK CAT: I´m gonna rape you!
SPIDER-MAN: A woman can´t rape a man, that´s physically impossible.
BLACK CAT: Why, because you´re the big strong machos?
SPIDER-MAN: No, because we never turn a chick jumping on us, unless she´s fuglier than Rosie O´ Donnel or more psycho b*** than Lindsay Lohan.
BLACK CAT: Or you´re committed and whipped big time.
SPIDER-MAN: I was kinda hoping we´d skip that one...
Bwahahahahahahahaha. How about fuglier than Paris Hilton or more psycho b**** than Britney Spears?

http://i44.photobucket.com/albums/f10/venom4life/bw_playtime.jpg
VENOM: "That's for saying Lindsay Lohan's hotter than Megan Fox!"

[ultimatefan]

Bwahahahahahahahaha. How about fuglier than Paris Hilton or more psycho b**** than Britney Spears?

http://i44.photobucket.com/albums/f10/venom4life/bw_playtime.jpg
VENOM: "That's for saying Lindsay Lohan's hotter than Megan Fox!"

Thanks, yeah, or fuglier than Nicole Richie and more psycho b*** than Shannen Doherty, hah, infinite possiblities...


hehehehe, c´mon, Spidey, you asked for that one...

[kedrell]

Oh.

My.

God.

Gold medal.
hehehehehehe, gotta love Goodfellas...

Thanks, Goodfellas is a great source of quotes and that one just seemed to fit the GIF perfectly. Maybe they shoulda got Paul Sorvino as Venom.:woot: :cwink:

[kedrell]

http://i44.photobucket.com/albums/f10/venom4life/bw_playtime.jpg

Eddie: "I don't want any more of that ****."
Peter: "What ****? What are you talking about?"
Eddie: "Just stay away from the garbage, you know what I mean."
Peter: "Look, Eddie?"
Eddie: "I'm not talking about what you did inside, you did what you had to do, I'm talking about now, from now, here and now."
Peter: "Eddie, why would I want to get into that..."
Eddie: "Don't make a jerk out of me, just don't do it... just don't do it. Now I want to talk to you about Robbie, you have to watch out for him. He's a good earner but he's wild, takes too many chances."
Peter: "Yeah I know that, I know Robbie, you think I would take chances like Robbie?"
Eddie: "And Jonah he's a good guy too. But he's crazy, he's a cowboy, he's got too much to prove. You gotta watch out for guys like this."
Peter: "Yeah I know what they are, I only use them for certain things, believe me you don't have to worry."
Eddie: "Listen, I aint gonna get f**ked like Osborn, understand. Osborn is 25 years old and the f**kin guy's gonna die in prison, I don't need that. So I'm warning everybody, EVERYBODY. It could be my son, it could be anybody. Osborn got 20 years just for saying hello to some f**k who was sneaking behind his back selling junk, I don't need that, aint gonna happen to me, you understand."
Peter: "Uh huh."
Eddie: "You know that you're only out early because I got you a job. I don't need this heat, understand that."
Peter: "Uh huh."
Eddie: "And you see anybody f**king around with this **** you're going to tell me right."
Peter: Yeah.
Eddie [socks him]: "That means anybody!"
Peter: "All right."
Eddie: "Yeah?"
Peter: "Yeah, of course."

[Dr. Fate]

Thanks, yeah, or fuglier than Nicole Richie and more psycho b*** than Shannen Doherty, hah, infinite possiblities...


hehehehe, c´mon, Spidey, you asked for that one...
Thanks, yeah, infinite possibilities.

Lindsay Lohan was very, very pretty once. For exactly 3 or 4 films. Then the drugs & the booze :csad:.

Well, technically she looks the same - only less pretty due to awful platinum blonde bleachings - but from an emotional standpoint she's very offputting now.

http://www.theage.com.au/ffximage/2007/07/26/cmLOHAN_ARTICLE_narrowweb__300x409,0.jpg

http://i186.photobucket.com/albums/x135/symbiote24/fdgdfxg.png
EDDIE: "Lindsay? Oh dear God, what the Hell happened to ya, girl?"



http://i44.photobucket.com/albums/f10/venom4life/venOOm.gif
SPIDER-MAN: "Not in the face, not in the face!"
VENOM: "Piss on you! I'm working for Sam Raimi!"

[kedrell]

^Hahahaha, nice Blazing Saddles reference.:woot:

[Leenie]

Hooray for the Blazing Saddles reference! It made me smile.

(I have much love for Mel Brooks.)

[Spider-Kid]

http://i146.photobucket.com/albums/r243/eelyajekim/wheresmymoney.jpg

Peter: Hey harry! They are bringin you back in the new sequel!
Harry: There's a sequel?
Peter: Yeah! But you die again....
Harry:........Keep me Dead.......

[Dr. Fate]

Glad you guys liked the Blazing Saddles reference.

http://i146.photobucket.com/albums/r243/eelyajekim/wheresmymoney.jpg

Peter: Hey harry! They are bringin you back in the new sequel!
Harry: There's a sequel?
Peter: Yeah! But you die again....
Harry:........Keep me Dead.......
Hehehehehehehehe

http://i44.photobucket.com/albums/f10/venom4life/bw_playtime.jpg
VENOM: "When you cross the line, your nuts are mine!"

[IamProdigy]

http://i44.photobucket.com/albums/f10/venom4life/bw_playtime.jpg
Venom: At least I kick ass outside of Sam Raimi's little world.

[3dman27]

http://img1.nnm.ru/imagez/gallery/c/5/2/9/e/c529e8262b1a76845c5cccbd31df3701_full.jpg
spidey "felicia what are you doing?"
black cat i'm in traing to wrestle mj over you
spidey"you know i'm not gonna let that happen as much as i'd love to see you two go at it"

[Dr. Fate]

http://i44.photobucket.com/albums/f10/venom4life/bw_playtime.jpg
Venom: At least I kick ass outside of Sam Raimi's little world.
Hehehehehehehe

http://i44.photobucket.com/albums/f10/venom4life/bw_playtime.jpg
VENOM: "Where's your Messiah now?!"

[Arcturus]

http://i44.photobucket.com/albums/f10/venom4life/under_venom.gif

Spider-Man: You thought you were humbled and humiliated then...wait until now!

*SWOOOSH!*

Venom: EEEEK!

Spider-Man: Uh...i'm not even going to bother.

[Dr. Fate]

http://www.cel-ebration.com/WB-CSC-Kissing-the-Knight-I.jpg
CATWOMAN: "Oh yeah baby that's what I like."


http://www.insomniacmania.com/news/news_3170_1.jpg
BLACK CAT: "If you think she's working him hard, just wait till I'm through with you."

[ultimatefan]

http://i44.photobucket.com/albums/f10/venom4life/under_venom.gif

Spider-Man: Wait a second, you´re actually The Todd from Scrubs?!?
Venom: Reveal high five!!

[Dr. Fate]

http://i44.photobucket.com/albums/f10/venom4life/under_venom.gif
SPIDER-MAN: "Now that's just nasty..."

[ultimatefan]

http://i44.photobucket.com/albums/f10/venom4life/under_venom.gif
Spider-Man: Tight undies? That explains a lot!

[Dr. Fate]

http://i44.photobucket.com/albums/f10/venom4life/bw_playtime.jpg
VENOM: "I'm gonna mess you up like Bruce Willis messing up the yellow bastard in Sin City!"
SPIDER-MAN: ":wow:"

[Dr. Fate]

http://i58.photobucket.com/albums/g255/Powderman_2222222/0013333.jpg
MJ: "Spider-Man 4 derailed by writer's strike? Don't be silly!"

[SalaciousVC]

http://dreamers.com/karetos/rarezas/elrey.jpg

Quesada: Hahaha now this is the life unlike all those dumb marvel characters, come baby shake that stuff!

http://www.chezchrissie.co.uk/stan.jpg


Stan: Joe, you're fired.

[Spider-ManHero12]

http://dreamers.com/karetos/rarezas/elrey.jpg

Quesada: Hahaha now this is the life unlike all those dumb marvel characters, come baby shake that stuff!

http://www.chezchrissie.co.uk/stan.jpg


Stan: Joe, you're fired. LOL! I want to see that happen in real life. :woot::up:

[Dr. Fate]

http://marvel.toonzone.net/retrospective/daredevil/04.jpg
SPIDER-MAN: "Hey Matt, since you're down there-"
DAREDEVIL: "No! Good God man that's disgusting! What kind of heroic role model are you anyway, thinking of stuff like that?!"
SPIDER-MAN: "DD, what the Hell man? I was only gonna ask you to tie my shoe."
DAREDEVIL: "Oh. Okay." [reaches forward and starts feeling Spider-Man's foot] "Wait a minute- your boots don't even have shoe laces! Was this part of some sick scheme to make me feel up your foot for free?!"
SPIDER-MAN: "Gotcha. Hehehehe-" [Daredevil punches Spider-Man in the crotch] "Ow! My balls! My Spider-Balls!"

[lou2099]

http://i44.photobucket.com/albums/f10/venom4life/bw_playtime.jpg
VENOM: What the...blood? You were a virgin?!!!!

[ultimatefan]

http://dreamers.com/karetos/rarezas/elrey.jpg

Quesada: Hahaha now this is the life unlike all those dumb marvel characters, come baby shake that stuff!

http://www.chezchrissie.co.uk/stan.jpg


Stan: Joe, you're fired.

hehehehehehe

[ultimatefan]

http://i44.photobucket.com/albums/f10/venom4life/bw_playtime.jpg
VENOM: What the...blood? You were a virgin?!!!!

hehehehe, that´s so wrong but it´s funny...

[ultimatefan]

http://i44.photobucket.com/albums/f10/venom4life/under_venom.gif
Tobey: Hey, that wasn´t in the scr...
Topher: Hey, I´m killed off with only one movie in the franchise and the club pays well, okay?!?

[SalaciousVC]

http://dreamers.com/karetos/rarezas/elrey.jpg

Quesada: Hahaha now this is the life unlike all those dumb marvel characters, come baby shake that stuff!

http://www.chezchrissie.co.uk/stan.jpg


Stan: Joe, you're fired.
O yes and credit to f346 for this,im on his ignore list now :dry: :up:

[blk_spidey]

i saw that, i though he stole your caption... lol

[Arcturus]

http://i44.photobucket.com/albums/f10/venom4life/venom5.jpg
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[batman11]

haha nice one!

[Dr. Fate]

http://i44.photobucket.com/albums/f10/venom4life/bw_playtime.jpg
VENOM: What the...blood? You were a virgin?!!!!
Hehehehehehehehehehehe, oh that is so wrong, and that is why it's so funny.

http://i44.photobucket.com/albums/f10/venom4life/venom5.jpg
VENOM: "Damn I need to see a dentist..."

[ultimatefan]

http://i44.photobucket.com/albums/f10/venom4life/venom5.jpg
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hehehehehe

[ultimatefan]

http://i58.photobucket.com/albums/g255/Powderman_2222222/0013333.jpg
MJ: What? The script for Transformers was frikking brilliant!!

[Scar Predator]

http://superherohype.com/gallery/Spider-Man/Spider-Man_3/On_Set/96.jpg
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"After I'm done, they won't even remember Jeff Hardy."

[blk_spidey]

lol

[batman11]

Haha good one 49erVenom! :woot:

[kedrell]

http://www.dialbforblog.com/archives/266/spidey_goblin_aerobics.gif
GG: "First we do the warm up; then I attack your heart!"

[kedrell]

http://static.flickr.com/20/69925610_599f70c431.jpg
Spider-Man was just never the same after his divorce. He started hanging out in the bad section of town, always looking for....trouble.

[Venom1001]

http://static.flickr.com/20/69925610_599f70c431.jpg
Spider-Man: You better have those $40

[Dr. Fate]

http://static.flickr.com/20/69925610_599f70c431.jpg
Spider-Man was just never the same after his divorce. He started hanging out in the bad section of town, always looking for....trouble.
Bwahahahahahahahaha

http://static.flickr.com/20/69925610_599f70c431.jpg
SPIDER-MAN: "Just a little more... just a little more..."

http://i58.photobucket.com/albums/g255/Powderman_2222222/0013333.jpg
MJ: "Hey, stop doing that to my ex-husband!"

[ultimatefan]

http://www.dialbforblog.com/archives/266/spidey_goblin_aerobics.gif
Spidey: I KNEW a guy dressed up like that had to be Richard Simmons...
GG: Shut up.

[3dman27]

http://www.dialbforblog.com/archives/266/spidey_goblin_aerobics.gif


spidey"hey gg how come you never tangle with iron man with that suit you'd be a perfect match for him"
goblin" why do you think i HAVEN'T put that bumblebee impersonator in line insect? his PR people COVER UP what i do to him and believe me i do PLENTY to him"

[Dr. Fate]

http://www.dialbforblog.com/archives/266/spidey_goblin_aerobics.gif
SPIDEY & GG: "Do the wave!"

[yodasmeagol]

http://static.flickr.com/20/69925610_599f70c431.jpg
SM:A hundred bucks? The ad said three grand?
Guy: Yeah, three grand for three minutes, and you stopped at two, and for that I give you a hundred, and you're lucky to get that.

[kedrell]

^Bwahahahahahaha! Brilliant!:woot:

[Mr.E.Nygma]

http://www.dialbforblog.com/archives/266/spidey_goblin_aerobics.gif
GG : You will never understand the mirror exercise in acting class, won't you?

[solardestructon]

http://static.flickr.com/20/69925610_599f70c431.jpg
SM:A hundred bucks? The ad said three grand?
Guy: Yeah, three grand for three minutes, and you stopped at two, and for that I give you a hundred, and you're lucky to get that.

That was pure genius right there.

[Alex The Great]

http://static.flickr.com/20/69925610_599f70c431.jpg
SM:A hundred bucks? The ad said three grand?
Guy: Yeah, three grand for three minutes, and you stopped at two, and for that I give you a hundred, and you're lucky to get that.

pure.....awsemness!!

[Dr. Fate]

http://www.marvel.com/comics/onsale/covers/0107/SENSAT034000_col.jpg
BLACK CAT: "Spider, this is getting way too kinky, even for me!"

http://i58.photobucket.com/albums/g255/Powderman_2222222/0013333.jpg
MJ: "Phew, thank God he never did that with me!"

[Démon]

http://i146.photobucket.com/albums/r243/eelyajekim/wheresmymoney.jpg
"Harry? Harry!...Harry, if you want me to take your wallet, just lie there and don't move...Thanks, man. You're the best."
(Turns around, then turns back)
"Harry, if you want me to have the entire Osborn fortune..."


That one was absolutely hilarious! :woot: I could picture it so well, too.

[Dr. Fate]

http://marvel.toonzone.net/spideytas/episode/alien3/11.jpg
SPIDER-MAN: "This is about the lack of screen time and Topher Grace controversy again, isn't it?"
VENOM: "Worse - this is about you spoiling the end of Harry Potter & The Deathly Hallows for us!"



http://img234.imageshack.us/img234/632/spidey5290fa0.jpg
MJ: "Oh my God I'm gonna die! I'm gonna die! I'm gonna- Hey, I can see my house from here!"

[ultimatefan]

http://img234.imageshack.us/img234/632/spidey5290fa0.jpg
MJ:Please, don´t kill me! Don´t kill me man!

GG: I´m not gonna kill you, I want you to do me a favor. I want you to tell all your friends about me.

MJ: W-who are you?

I´m Batm...Uh, wait, that´s not right...

[blk_spidey]

bwhaaahahahahaha! lol good caption ultimate

[3dman27]

http://www.marvel.com/comics/onsale/covers/0107/SENSAT034000_col.jpg
BLACK CAT: "Spider, this is getting way too kinky, even for me!"

http://i58.photobucket.com/albums/g255/Powderman_2222222/0013333.jpgmary jane
"tough luck felicia i guess your not so HARDY after all"

[Dr. Fate]

http://img234.imageshack.us/img234/632/spidey5290fa0.jpg
MJ:Please, don´t kill me! Don´t kill me man!

GG: I´m not gonna kill you, I want you to do me a favor. I want you to tell all your friends about me.

MJ: W-who are you?

I´m Batm...Uh, wait, that´s not right...

Hahahahahahahahahaha

mary jane
"tough luck felicia i guess your not so HARDY after all"
Heheheheheheheh

http://funkman.org/normangoblin/goblin4.jpg
GREEN GOBLIN: "Last chance Spidey, when's the Dark Knight trailer being released?"
SPIDER-MAN: "For the last time I don't know you freaked out maniac!"

[The Navigator]

http://funkman.org/normangoblin/goblin4.jpg
SPIDEY: Quaid....start the reactor.....free Mars!

[chaseter]

http://www.dialbforblog.com/archives/266/spidey_goblin_aerobics.gif
GG: "So this is how you do the Soulja Boy!"

[The Navigator]

http://marvel.toonzone.net/spideytas/episode/alien3/11.jpg
SPIDEY: *sigh* Another close talker.

[batman11]

^ hehe pure Seinfeld.

[Dr. Fate]

http://www.posterlovers.com/gallery/data/569/venom2.jpg
VENOM: "Coming at ya!"
SPIDER-MAN: "Is that raw sewage in your mouth?"

[IamProdigy]

http://marvel.toonzone.net/spideytas/episode/alien3/11.jpg
Venom: Guess what Spidey?

Spider-Man: What is it now?

Venom: We saved a bunch of money on our car insurance by switching to Geico.

[ultimatefan]

Thanks blk, doc!

[ultimatefan]

http://marvel.toonzone.net/spideytas/episode/alien3/11.jpg
SPIDEY: *sigh* Another close talker.

hehehehehehe

[ultimatefan]

http://marvel.toonzone.net/spideytas/episode/alien3/11.jpg
VENOM: I have all your powers, but much more intensified!!
SPIDEY: Yeah, as well as my gengivitis...

[Dr. Fate]

http://marvel.toonzone.net/spideytas/episode/alien3/11.jpg
Venom: Guess what Spidey?

Spider-Man: What is it now?

Venom: We saved a bunch of money on our car insurance by switching to Geico.
Hehehehehehe

http://marvel.toonzone.net/spideytas/episode/alien3/11.jpg
VENOM: "How did you do it?"
SPIDER-MAN: "Do what?"
VENOM: "How did you manage to nail so many different women in the comcis, from Betty Brant to Gwen Stacy to Felicia Hardy/Black Cat to Mary Jane Watson?"
SPIDER-MAN: "Nerdy guy appeal."

[3dman27]

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MJ: "Spider-Man 4 derailed by writer's strike? Don't be silly!"

mary jane"sheesh its not bad ENOUGH that i'm always getting kidnapped by costumed whackos ,now some super-HEROINE is stealing my SPEECH PATTERNS to get her codename what next?":spidey:

[Arcturus]

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I looked into your eyes and saw pure evil...

http://i44.photobucket.com/albums/f10/venom4life/ee4d1b8e675e816c12e1a9c07dc77453.gif

[SalaciousVC]

http://i44.photobucket.com/albums/f10/venom4life/kd63.jpg
I looked into your eyes and saw pure evil...

http://i44.photobucket.com/albums/f10/venom4life/ee4d1b8e675e816c12e1a9c07dc77453.gif
L O L Z !!

[IamProdigy]

Hehehehehehe

http://marvel.toonzone.net/spideytas/episode/alien3/11.jpg
VENOM: "How did you do it?"
SPIDER-MAN: "Do what?"
VENOM: "How did you manage to nail so many different women in the comcis, from Betty Brant to Gwen Stacy to Felicia Hardy/Black Cat to Mary Jane Watson?"
SPIDER-MAN: "Nerdy guy appeal."

Hahaha, wait...I need to change it up a bit.

http://marvel.toonzone.net/spideytas/episode/alien3/11.jpg
Venom: How do you do it?
Spider-Man: Do what?
Venom: How do you manage to nail so many different women?
Spider-Man: I'm a centaur.

[Mr.E.Nygma]

http://i58.photobucket.com/albums/g255/Powderman_2222222/0013333.jpg
MJ : Uhhh? Like we're supposed to believe the universe begun with a cube? Like: ***** creationism, ***** darwinism, now you gotta believe the overrated blockbuster of 2007! DUH! STOOPID!!!

[ultimatefan]

http://img234.imageshack.us/img234/632/spidey5290fa0.jpg
GG: Now, do I kill the chick or the little children?
MJ: I-I´m really good in bed...
GG: Sorry honey, did I forget to mention I´m a pedophile?
MJ (dropped): AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!

[solardestructon]

http://img234.imageshack.us/img234/632/spidey5290fa0.jpg
GG: Now, do I kill the chick or the little children?
MJ: I-I´m really good in bed...
GG: Sorry honey, did I forget to mention I´m a pedophile?
MJ (dropped): AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!

Hahaha, nice!

[SalaciousVC]

http://i186.photobucket.com/albums/x135/symbiote24/jggh.png

Symbiote Lesko:MAKE LESS MONEY NOW!!!
*Random*

[Dr. Fate]

Hahaha, wait...I need to change it up a bit.

http://marvel.toonzone.net/spideytas/episode/alien3/11.jpg
Venom: How do you do it?
Spider-Man: Do what?
Venom: How do you manage to nail so many different women?
Spider-Man: I'm a centaur.
Hahahahahaha

http://www.funny-potato.com/images/spiderman/spiderman.jpg
Honey, I Blew Up The Spider-Man

[ultimatefan]

Hahaha, nice!

Thanks!

[Master Snake]

http://i186.photobucket.com/albums/x135/symbiote24/jggh.png

Symbiote Lesko:MAKE LESS MONEY NOW!!!
*Random*

Hahaha. I love this. And it's not only because this guy lives in my neighborhood.

Fun fact: His cars have question marks all over them, too.

[shogunrua]

http://www.marvel.com/comics/onsale/covers/0107/SENSAT034000_col.jpg

Spider-Man: hey, is that a hairball coming out of your...

Black Cat: LOOK WHO'S TALKING !!! At least I didn't trap us because of a accidental web diarrhea !

Spider-Man: touché!

[kedrell]

http://www.funny-potato.com/images/spiderman/spiderman.jpg

Spidey: "Damn! Now I've got Gulliver problems on top of everything else! God, why do you hate me?"