Spider-Man Caption Thread.

[solardestructon]

Hahaha. I love this. And it's not only because this guy lives in my neighborhood.

Fun fact: His cars have question marks all over them, too.

WHAAAA? That guy lives in your neighborhood!?

[kedrell]

Superhero apologies:

http://i139.photobucket.com/albums/q293/SuperSpidey999/batman.gif
Batman: "Sorry, I have Parkinson's disease."

http://i182.photobucket.com/albums/x9/vandar_photo/l_e97791bacb20ef405c8be099bc379054.gif
Superman: "Sorry, I'm an alcoholic."

http://www.vigilantemultimedia.net/GIFs/Emo-Peter-Hair-Flip.gif
Spider-Man: "Sorry, I'm emo."

[lou2099]

http://funkman.org/normangoblin/goblin4.jpg
SPIDER-MAN: I haven't been f_cked like that since grade school.

[ultimatefan]

Superhero apologies:

http://i139.photobucket.com/albums/q293/SuperSpidey999/batman.gif
Batman: "Sorry, I have Parkinson's disease."

http://i182.photobucket.com/albums/x9/vandar_photo/l_e97791bacb20ef405c8be099bc379054.gif
Superman: "Sorry, I'm an alcoholic."

http://www.vigilantemultimedia.net/GIFs/Emo-Peter-Hair-Flip.gif
Spider-Man: "Sorry, I'm emo."

hehehehehehe, they don´t make superheroes like they used to...

[ultimatefan]

http://i58.photobucket.com/albums/g255/Powderman_2222222/0013333.jpg
MJ : Huuuuh, is that a Hot Wheels commercial or the Speed Racer movie trailer?

[Killing Joke926]

Can someone post the costume Venom pic with the Bud Light?

[Untilteld]

http://i10.photobucket.com/albums/a110/sub_zero92/adurr.png
Peter: I wuuvvv *slur* uuuu shoo musshh

http://screencapheaven.com/testcoppermine/albums/spiderman2/DVD_VIDEO-139.jpg

MJ: I wuv you thyys musssh tooooo

[WalterKovacs]

http://funkman.org/normangoblin/goblin4.jpg
SPIDER-MAN: I haven't been f_cked like that since grade school.
can i put that caption in my signature?

[Dr. Fate]

hehehehehehe, they don´t make superheroes like they used to...
No they don't. They really, really don't.

http://i10.photobucket.com/albums/a110/sub_zero92/adurr.png
SPIDER-MAN: "Now the whole world's gonna know that you died scratching my balls..."

[bullets]

it looks like hes getting a hand job

[ultimatefan]

No they don't. They really, really don't.

http://i10.photobucket.com/albums/a110/sub_zero92/adurr.png
SPIDER-MAN: "Now the whole world's gonna know that you died scratching my balls..."

hehehehehehehe

[3dman27]

hehehehehehehe

spidey"NOOOO NORMAN OSBORN ISthe new director of SHIELD????
THATS NOT initiative THATS INSANITY"

[Dr. Fate]

hehehehehehehe
Thank you.

http://i58.photobucket.com/albums/g255/Powderman_2222222/0013333.jpg
MJ: "What do you mean I couldn't play Vicki Vale?"

[ultimatefan]

http://i10.photobucket.com/albums/a110/sub_zero92/adurr.png
Tobey: You know, doing your own stunts is tons more fun once you become addicted to painkillers...

[DX]

No they don't. They really, really don't.

http://i10.photobucket.com/albums/a110/sub_zero92/adurr.png
SPIDER-MAN: "Now the whole world's gonna know that you died scratching my balls..."
Haha, I did that that one a while back...:hehe:

[Dr. Fate]

Haha, I did that that one a while back...:hehe:
Using that exact same pic?

http://www.sonypictures.com/movies/spiderman3/site/content/downloads/wallpaper/images/mj3_800.jpg
MJ: "I hope I get to save the day in Spider-Man 4, that would be a nice change of pace."

[Master Snake]

WHAAAA? That guy lives in your neighborhood!?

Yep. I've probably met him once or twice, but I was so young, I can't remember. My mom knows him and his kids. I just see his cars everywhere. No one really cares about him, so I guess it's the same as everywhere else in the world.

[Dr. Fate]

http://www.virginmedia.com/microsites/movies/slideshow/spider-man-3-gallery/img_12.jpg
PETER: "I wonder if I should make the red more of a burgundy..."

[vinnytheterp]

There are some hilarious pics here. BTW, I've been a professional editor in the news and entertainment industry for over 15 years, and a Spider-man fan for even longer. I recently posted a Spider-man Movie Montage on Youtube that I would like fellow Spider-man fans to watch and give me feedback on (good or bad ... I love hearing from the true comic book fans). The link is listed below ... Thanks!


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XC8GGOipCUU

[Matt Murdock]

spam.

[ultimatefan]

http://www.virginmedia.com/microsites/movies/slideshow/spider-man-3-gallery/img_12.jpg
PETER: "I wonder if I should make the red more of a burgundy..."

hehehehehe, I wouldn´t do that Pete...

[ultimatefan]

http://www.virginmedia.com/microsites/movies/slideshow/spider-man-3-gallery/img_12.jpg
PETER: Gee, how do I look like I have muscles in this thing?

[Dr. Fate]

http://i12.photobucket.com/albums/a227/g-david47/vlcsnap-1977055.png
PETER: "This isn't funny!"

Sorry, that sucked.

[>>>venom<<<]

http://www.virginmedia.com/microsites/movies/slideshow/spider-man-3-gallery/img_12.jpg
PETER: EXTRA SMALL?!?!?!!!!!
WTF?!

[>>>venom<<<]

http://i10.photobucket.com/albums/a110/sub_zero92/adurr.png
Venom: ....I am sooo gonna enjoy shaving you....parker!
And I ain't talking about your face either...

[Matt Murdock]

:dry:

[DX]

Using that exact same pic?

http://www.sonypictures.com/movies/spiderman3/site/content/downloads/wallpaper/images/mj3_800.jpg
MJ: "I hope I get to save the day in Spider-Man 4, that would be a nice change of pace."
Yeah, it was the exact same one. lol Don't worry, it's cool though.

[Dr. Fate]

http://i44.photobucket.com/albums/f10/venom4life/venOOm.gif
VENOM: "You won't have eyes tonight. You won't have ears or a tongue. you will wander the underworld blind, deaf and dumb and all the dead will know; This is Hector: the fool who thought he killed Achilles."
SPIDER-MAN: "WTF?"

[Matt Murdock]

LOL :up::up:

[steelio2006]

http://i44.photobucket.com/albums/f10/venom4life/venOOm.gif
VENOM: "You won't have eyes tonight. You won't have ears or a tongue. you will wander the underworld blind, deaf and dumb and all the dead will know; This is Hector: the fool who thought he killed Achilles."
SPIDER-MAN: "WTF?"

there's only one word that can describe this. awesome.

[DX]

Nice one, Doc :up:

[Dr. Fate]

Thanks guys. I thought it was about time to make good use of a TROY quote.

http://screencapheaven.com/testcoppermine/albums/spiderman2/DVD_VIDEO-139.jpg
MJ: "Why do I have a sudden craving for brains...?"

[Drizzle]

http://screencapheaven.com/testcoppermine/albums/spiderman2/DVD_VIDEO-139.jpg
"Colt 45 and two zig-zags
Baby that's all we need
We can go to the park after dark
Smoke that Tumbleweed
As the marijuana burns
we can take our turn
singin' them dirty rap songs
stop and hit the bong like Cheech and Chong
and sell tapes from here to Hong Kong
so roll, roll, roll my joint
pick out the seeds and stems,
feelin' high as hell
flyin' through palm dale
skatin' on datin' rims
so roll, roll, the '83
cadillac coupe de ville
if my tapes and cd's just don't sell
I bet my cabby will"

[solardestructon]

http://screencapheaven.com/testcoppermine/albums/spiderman2/DVD_VIDEO-139.jpg

Dis stuff is da ****zzzzzz!!!!!

[Dr. Fate]

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/thumb/a/a7/AM_SM_500.jpg/396px-AM_SM_500.jpg (http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/a/a7/AM_SM_500.jpg)
SPIDER-MAN: "Just another day at the office!"

[ultimatefan]

http://i44.photobucket.com/albums/f10/venom4life/venOOm.gif
VENOM: "You won't have eyes tonight. You won't have ears or a tongue. you will wander the underworld blind, deaf and dumb and all the dead will know; This is Hector: the fool who thought he killed Achilles."
SPIDER-MAN: "WTF?"

hehehehehehehhe

[ultimatefan]

http://i12.photobucket.com/albums/a227/g-david47/vlcsnap-1977055.png
PETER: I´ll NEVER swim in the East River again...

[ultimatefan]

http://i44.photobucket.com/albums/f10/venom4life/venOOm.gif
SPIDEY: Please, I don´t wanna...
VENOM: You´re gonna DANCE and you´re gonna LOVE IT!!! If I´m gonna have only ten minutes of screentime, you´re gonna be the laughing stock of fanboys for the rest of the year!!

[Arcturus]

http://i44.photobucket.com/albums/f10/venom4life/venOOm.gif

Venom: That's the last time you make fun of Britney Spears!

[Dr. Fate]

http://goldenfiddle.com/sites/goldenfiddle.com/files/images/spiderman3setpics01.preview.jpg
MJ: "Why do people keep calling me Ginny Weasley? Do I look like her, is that what it is?"

[ultimatefan]

http://goldenfiddle.com/sites/goldenfiddle.com/files/images/spiderman3setpics01.preview.jpg
Kirsten: Wait, when was it that I got an Oscar nomination again?

[Dr. Fate]

http://drg4.wariocompany.com/partners1.JPG
BLACK CAT: "How the Hell could you make me a rape victim?! That was so not cool!"

http://www.cnn.com/SHOWBIZ/Music/9901/26/alanis/link.kevin.smith.jpg
KEVIN SMITH: "Well, it seemed like a good idea at the time."


http://goldenfiddle.com/sites/goldenfiddle.com/files/images/spiderman3setpics01.preview.jpg
MJ: "I am so glad not to be Black Cat right now."

[Arcturus]

http://i44.photobucket.com/albums/f10/venom4life/kd63.jpg
Mary Jane Watson: Hey Peter, guess what I did five minutes ago with Jonah Jameson.

http://i44.photobucket.com/albums/f10/venom4life/scream62997.gif
Peter Parker: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!

http://i44.photobucket.com/albums/f10/venom4life/omgfq9.gif
Innocent Bystander....

[Spider-ManHero12]

http://i44.photobucket.com/albums/f10/venom4life/venOOm.gif

Venom: That's the last time you make fun of Britney Spears!
LOL! That was funny. :woot::up:

[Dr. Fate]

http://www.insomniacmania.com/news/news_3170_1.jpg
BLACK CAT: "I'm a Lady first and a Tramp second."
SPIDER-MAN: "Works fine for me."

[batman11]

http://i44.photobucket.com/albums/f10/venom4life/omgfq9.gif
Innocent Bystander....

I never get tired of this GIF. And the caption is PURE GENIUS! :grin:

[Dr. Fate]

http://drg4.wariocompany.com/partners8.JPG
SPIDER-MAN: "What's that for?"
BLACK CAT: "For remembering to use protection. A certain alien superhero could stand to learn a thing or two from you about safe sex."

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/7/72/Superman.jpg (http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/7/72/Superman.jpg)
SUPERMAN: "Shut up!"

[3dman27]

http://goldenfiddle.com/sites/goldenfiddle.com/files/images/spiderman3setpics01.preview.jpg
MJ: "Why do people keep calling me Ginny Weasley? Do I look like her, is that what it is?"

mj "i think i look more like an adult HERMIONE'[SP]

[Arcturus]

http://i44.photobucket.com/albums/f10/venom4life/venom32432432.gif

*Pew Pew*

VENOM: Oh for God's sake....HARRRRY!!!

[Dr. Fate]

http://i44.photobucket.com/albums/f10/venom4life/venom32432432.gif
VENOM: "Ow! What are these things, batarangs?!"

[ultimatefan]

http://drg4.wariocompany.com/partners1.JPG
BLACK CAT: "How the Hell could you make me a rape victim?! That was so not cool!"

http://www.cnn.com/SHOWBIZ/Music/9901/26/alanis/link.kevin.smith.jpg
KEVIN SMITH: "Well, it seemed like a good idea at the time."


http://goldenfiddle.com/sites/goldenfiddle.com/files/images/spiderman3setpics01.preview.jpg
MJ: "I am so glad not to be Black Cat right now."

hehhehehehe, Kevin did that? I knew all that Kryptonite condom talk would end up like that...

[ultimatefan]

http://www.sonypictures.com/movies/spiderman3/site/content/downloads/wallpaper/images/mj3_800.jpg
MJ: Yeah, the web-spinning and wall-crawling is nice and all, but the best part is the proportional sexual endurance of a spider...

[Dr. Fate]

hehhehehehe, Kevin did that? I knew all that Kryptonite condom talk would end up like that...

In his "Evil that Men Do" storyline, which took him a notorious 3 years or so to finish. I guess he decided "Well, can't rape Wonder Woman, can't rape Lois Lane, gotta rape somebody..." Next he'll be raping the Invisible Woman or Sharon Carter (Captain America's girlfriend).


http://www.sonypictures.com/movies/spiderman3/site/content/downloads/wallpaper/images/mj3_800.jpg
MJ: Yeah, the web-spinning and wall-crawling is nice and all, but the best part is the proportional sexual endurance of a spider...

Bwahahahahahahaha, she and Geena Davis would have a lot to talk about then (just watch "The Fly" from 1986).

http://img24.imageshack.us/img24/2434/owned2.jpg
BATMAN: "Stop stirring up trouble with the perma-white debates you bastard!"




http://img201.imageshack.us/img201/9049/hspiderman347ri2.jpg
PETER: "I'm lovin' you like a 2-dollar whore."
MJ: "..."

[3dman27]

http://www.sonypictures.com/movies/spiderman3/site/content/downloads/wallpaper/images/mj3_800.jpg.

mary jane spider-man 3 is two hours 19 mins. long /i thought it was an hour forty five mins.

[Dr. Fate]

http://img24.imageshack.us/img24/2434/owned2.jpg
BATMAN: "Are you LadiesMan217?!"

[blk_spidey]

lol! awesome scene from transformers!

[ultimatefan]

In his "Evil that Men Do" storyline, which took him a notorious 3 years or so to finish. I guess he decided "Well, can't rape Wonder Woman, can't rape Lois Lane, gotta rape somebody..." Next he'll be raping the Invisible Woman or Sharon Carter (Captain America's girlfriend).


Bwahahahahahahaha, she and Geena Davis would have a lot to talk about then (just watch "The Fly" from 1986).

http://img24.imageshack.us/img24/2434/owned2.jpg
BATMAN: "Stop stirring up trouble with the perma-white debates you bastard!"




http://img201.imageshack.us/img201/9049/hspiderman347ri2.jpg
PETER: "I'm lovin' you like a 2-dollar whore."
MJ: "..."

Thanks, yeah, that´s right, hadn´t thought of that...

[ultimatefan]

http://img24.imageshack.us/img24/2434/owned2.jpg
BATMAN: Admit it, my new movie´s trailer looks like it´s gonna kick your third movie´s ass!!
SPIDEY: Yeah, but I doubt it´s gonna make as much money...

[3dman27]

http://drg4.wariocompany.com/partners1.JPG



http://goldenfiddle.com/sites/goldenfiddle.com/files/images/spiderman3setpics01.preview.jpg

black cat hiya "very plain" hows my opposite number doing today"
mj not bad "kitty cat" i was wonderin" if i was your opposite number as a COSTUMED TYPE i wonder how i'd look?
bc c'mon i know a sketch artist who can answer that a guy named quesada

[Dr. Fate]

http://img24.imageshack.us/img24/2434/owned2.jpg
BATMAN: Admit it, my new movie´s trailer looks like it´s gonna kick your third movie´s ass!!
SPIDEY: Yeah, but I doubt it´s gonna make as much money...
Hehehehe, sad but true, sad but true.

http://img24.imageshack.us/img24/2434/owned2.jpg
BATMAN: "I don't care how much money which film makes, by the time you're done watching Dark Knight, you're gonna be kicking yourself in the ass for not hiring Heath Ledger to play Venom!"

[ultimatefan]

Hehehehe, sad but true, sad but true.

http://img24.imageshack.us/img24/2434/owned2.jpg
BATMAN: "I don't care how much money which film makes, by the time you're done watching Dark Knight, you're gonna be kicking yourself in the ass for not hiring Heath Ledger to play Venom!"

Thanks! hehehe, never thought of that...

[3dman27]

Hehehehe, sad but true, sad but true.

http://img24.imageshack.us/img24/2434/owned2.jpg
BATMAN: "I don't care how much money which film makes, by the time you're done watching Dark Knight, you're gonna be kicking yourself in the ass for not hiring Heath Ledger to play Venom!"
spidey"talk to raimi not me HEmade the film i just starred in it

[Mr.E.Nygma]

http://i44.photobucket.com/albums/f10/venom4life/kd63.jpg
What if little Claudia had grew up?...DAMN YOU, SANTIAGO!!!!

[blk_spidey]

http://img24.imageshack.us/img24/2434/owned2.jpg
Batman: Yo, momma's going to a date! you got that? A DATE! and she's going with me, understand?
Spider-Man: yeah, good for you man, a lot lakhala!

srry, i know it sucks! i'm running out of ideas!

[kedrell]

http://img24.imageshack.us/img24/2434/owned2.jpg
Batman: "Where are those transmissions you intercepted? WHAT have you DONE with those plans?"
Spider-Man: "We intercepted no transmissions...this is a consular ship... We're on a...diplomatic mission..."
Batman: "If this is a consular ship, WHERE is the ambassador?"[crack!]

[SalaciousVC]

http://img98.imageshack.us/img98/9494/pdvd046wt6.jpg

[3dman27]

http://i44.photobucket.com/albums/f10/venom4life/kd63.jpg


kirsten guess what sam i've bee chosen to replace kate beckinsdale as the vampire seline in a new UNDERWORLD movie

[blk_spidey]

http://img98.imageshack.us/img98/9494/pdvd046wt6.jpg
Venom: F**k me Santaaaaa!

[ultimatefan]

http://img24.imageshack.us/img24/2434/owned2.jpg
Batman: Confess it, you made fun of Heath Ledger when he was cast as The Joker!
Spíder-Man: Well, at the time it seemed like a "Topher Grace as Venom" situation...

[blk_spidey]

bwahahahaha good one

[Dr. Fate]

http://img24.imageshack.us/img24/2434/owned2.jpg
Batman: Confess it, you made fun of Heath Ledger when he was cast as The Joker!
Spíder-Man: Well, at the time it seemed like a "Topher Grace as Venom" situation...
Bwahahahahahahahaha

http://img98.imageshack.us/img98/9494/pdvd046wt6.jpg
TOPHER: "It's not fair! One trailer and they're already kissing your ass and cease to debate whether you're right for the part! Why?! Just tell me why!"

http://www.2dadventure.com/ags/jok3.png
HEATH: "If I explained it to you, it wouldn't be funny."

[Arcturus]

The Big Book of British Smiles

http://i44.photobucket.com/albums/f10/venom4life/pdvd046wt6.jpg

http://i44.photobucket.com/albums/f10/venom4life/kd63.jpg

http://i44.photobucket.com/albums/f10/venom4life/20070524212612Willem_Dafoe.jpg

http://i44.photobucket.com/albums/f10/venom4life/teeth3he.jpg

http://i44.photobucket.com/albums/f10/venom4life/austin-powers1.jpg

http://i44.photobucket.com/albums/f10/venom4life/7161.jpg

[Dr. Fate]

http://www.insomniacmania.com/news/news_3170_1.jpg
BLACK CAT: "You can whistle, can't you? You just put your lips together and blow."

[ultimatefan]

Bwahahahahahahahaha

http://img98.imageshack.us/img98/9494/pdvd046wt6.jpg
TOPHER: "It's not fair! One trailer and they're already kissing your ass and cease to debate whether you're right for the part! Why?! Just tell me why!"

http://www.2dadventure.com/ags/jok3.png
HEATH: "If I explained it to you, it wouldn't be funny."

Thanks!

hehehehehehehe

[ultimatefan]

The Big Book of British Smiles

http://i44.photobucket.com/albums/f10/venom4life/pdvd046wt6.jpg

http://i44.photobucket.com/albums/f10/venom4life/kd63.jpg

http://i44.photobucket.com/albums/f10/venom4life/20070524212612Willem_Dafoe.jpg

http://i44.photobucket.com/albums/f10/venom4life/teeth3he.jpg

http://i44.photobucket.com/albums/f10/venom4life/austin-powers1.jpg

http://i44.photobucket.com/albums/f10/venom4life/7161.jpg

hehehehehehehe

[ultimatefan]

http://i44.photobucket.com/albums/f10/venom4life/pdvd046wt6.jpg
TOPHER: HOW THE F*** DID I PUT 25 POUNDS OF MUSCLE AND I STILL LOOK LIKE A TOTAL PUSSY?!?

[3dman27]

http://i44.photobucket.com/albums/f10/venom4life/kd63.jpg
every month join that glamazon of gaming JACKPOT and her loyal companion spider-man in thier never ending stuggle against crime

[Dr. Fate]

http://i44.photobucket.com/albums/f10/venom4life/pdvd046wt6.jpg
TOPHER: HOW THE F*** DID I PUT 25 POUNDS OF MUSCLE AND I STILL LOOK LIKE A TOTAL PUSSY?!?
Because you are a total pussy, Topher. :oldrazz:

http://drg4.wariocompany.com/partners1.JPG
BLACK CAT: "I sure hope they don't cast Mila Kunis to play me... it was bad enough seeing Topher Grace as Venom, but Mila Kunis as me would be an insult of epic proportions, like Ashton Kutcher as Kraven the Hunter."

[3dman27]

Because you are a total pussy, Topher. :oldrazz:

http://drg4.wariocompany.com/partners1.JPG
BLACK CAT: "I sure hope they don't cast Mila Kunis to play me... it was bad enough seeing Topher Grace as Venom, but Mila Kunis as me would be an insult of epic proportions, like Ashton Kutcher as Kraven the Hunter."

thats a good one felicia but don't worry the already have the PERFECT or in your case purrfect actress to play you
BRYCE DALLAS HOWARD

[ultimatefan]

Because you are a total pussy, Topher. :oldrazz:

http://drg4.wariocompany.com/partners1.JPG
BLACK CAT: "I sure hope they don't cast Mila Kunis to play me... it was bad enough seeing Topher Grace as Venom, but Mila Kunis as me would be an insult of epic proportions, like Ashton Kutcher as Kraven the Hunter."

Don´t give them ideas...:woot:

[Batmans Spirit]

http://i44.photobucket.com/albums/f10/venom4life/kd63.jpg
What if little Claudia had grew up?...DAMN YOU, SANTIAGO!!!!



.................................................. .....ewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww

[Batmans Spirit]

The Big Book of British Smiles


http://i44.photobucket.com/albums/f10/venom4life/pdvd046wt6.jpg

http://i44.photobucket.com/albums/f10/venom4life/kd63.jpg

http://i44.photobucket.com/albums/f10/venom4life/20070524212612Willem_Dafoe.jpg

http://i44.photobucket.com/albums/f10/venom4life/teeth3he.jpg

http://i44.photobucket.com/albums/f10/venom4life/austin-powers1.jpg

http://i44.photobucket.com/albums/f10/venom4life/7161.jpg

LMFAO!


Anyone think Willem there looks like Woody Harrelson??

[Batmans Spirit]

http://img24.imageshack.us/img24/2434/owned2.jpg
BATMAN: "Are you LadiesMan217?!"

:oldrazz:

[Dr. Fate]

http://www.insomniacmania.com/news/news_3170_1.jpg
BLACK CAT: "That new trailer for the Dark Knight made me very... playful, if you know what I mean."
SPIDER-MAN: ":grin:"

[ultimatefan]

http://img24.imageshack.us/img24/2434/owned2.jpg
Batman: DID YOU F*** MY WIFE?!?
Spider-Man: Nope, no I didn´t.
Batman: Oh, okay then. Sorry to disturb you, sir.

[Dr. Fate]

http://img24.imageshack.us/img24/2434/owned2.jpg
Batman: DID YOU F*** MY WIFE?!?
Spider-Man: Nope, no I didn´t.
Batman: Oh, okay then. Sorry to disturb you, sir.
Hehehehehehehe

http://img24.imageshack.us/img24/2434/owned2.jpg
BATMAN: "When is Black Cat gonna appear in your movies, when?!"
SPIDER-MAN: "J-just as soon as I find someone who wants to use the title 'Spider-Man Returns'."

[ultimatefan]

Hehehehehehehe

http://img24.imageshack.us/img24/2434/owned2.jpg
BATMAN: "When is Black Cat gonna appear in your movies, when?!"
SPIDER-MAN: "J-just as soon as I find someone who wants to use the title 'Spider-Man Returns'."

Thanks!

hehehehehehehehe

[blk_spidey]

lol! you should use Spider-Man & Black Cat!

[Dr. Fate]

http://www.krazy-kreations.com/spiderman/gifs/70.gif
SPIDER-MAN: "Cowabunga!"

[ultimatefan]

http://www.krazy-kreations.com/spiderman/gifs/70.gif
SPIDER-MAN: Hmmm, what Wile E. Coyote does in these situations?

[Dr. Fate]

http://www.krazy-kreations.com/spiderman/gifs/70.gif
SPIDER-MAN: Hmmm, what Wile E. Coyote does in these situations?
Hehehehehe

http://img61.imageshack.us/img61/6964/bscap0005ai0.jpg
SPIDER-MAN: "Sing it! Sing it!"
VENOM: "No, I don't want to sing it, it's demeaning!"
SPIDER-MAN: "Sing it or I bang these things harder!"
VENOM: "M-M-Macho, Macho Macho Man, I've got to be a Macho Man!"

[ultimatefan]

Hehehehehe

http://img61.imageshack.us/img61/6964/bscap0005ai0.jpg
SPIDER-MAN: "Sing it! Sing it!"
VENOM: "No, I don't want to sing it, it's demeaning!"
SPIDER-MAN: "Sing it or I bang these things harder!"
VENOM: "M-M-Macho, Macho Macho Man, I've got to be a Macho Man!"

Thanks! hehehe, poor Venom, humiliation never ends...

[Dr. Fate]

Thanks! hehehe, poor Venom, humiliation never ends...
Nope.

http://www5.picturepush.com/photo/a/199738/img/199738.jpg
MJ: "What's wrong Pete?"
PETER: "I lost a bet with Harry and I had to watch Star Wars Episode I The Phantom Menace all by myself. It was even worse than I remember it being."

[Sam Fisher]

http://www2.b3ta.com/host/creative/41088/1179738837/spidey.gif

Trapped like a spider.

[ultimatefan]

http://www2.b3ta.com/host/creative/41088/1179738837/spidey.gif

Trapped like a spider.

cool gif!

[ultimatefan]

Nope.

http://www5.picturepush.com/photo/a/199738/img/199738.jpg
MJ: "What's wrong Pete?"
PETER: "I lost a bet with Harry and I had to watch Star Wars Episode I The Phantom Menace all by myself. It was even worse than I remember it being."

hehehehe, I had the same dreadful experience with FF... I thought it was subpar but mildly entertaining when I saw it in theaters and then I rented it on DVD and it was excruciating...

[Sam Fisher]

cool gif!
Found it on Google:up:

[3dman27]

Nope.

http://www5.picturepush.com/photo/a/199738/img/199738.jpgmj" peter i heard the paramedics were at your place last night what happend ?" pete"i had a dream you were a costumed crimefighter dressed like the black cats evil twin
i woke up and almost strangled myself laughing"

[Dr. Fate]

http://www.insomniacmania.com/news/news_3170_1.jpg
BLACK CAT: "And when I get that feeling I need sexual healing..."

[SalaciousVC]

http://i186.photobucket.com/albums/x135/symbiote24/tehingdf.gif

Venom's Way of Playing Basketball

[kedrell]

http://i186.photobucket.com/albums/x135/symbiote24/tehingdf.gif

Venom: "Hey! I just made the world's most miscast yo-yo!"

[Dr. Fate]

http://i186.photobucket.com/albums/x135/symbiote24/tehingdf.gif
VENOM: "Stop saying that I'm not masculine!"

[solardestructon]

http://i186.photobucket.com/albums/x135/symbiote24/tehingdf.gif

Venom: Basketball is my favorite sport, I like the way they dribble up and down the court!

[lou2099]

http://i186.photobucket.com/albums/x135/symbiote24/tehingdf.gif
VENOM: I'm trying and trying and TRYING to stop her!!! But she keeps bouncing back into these movies!!!!!

[lou2099]

http://img98.imageshack.us/img98/9494/pdvd046wt6.jpg
TOPHER GRACE: Enjoy this image for posterity, folks. This is the one and only time I will ever look quasi-menacing.

[Spider-ManHero12]

http://i186.photobucket.com/albums/x135/symbiote24/tehingdf.gif

Eddie Brock/Venom: "She wants me so much, but she doesn't realize that I'm just using her to get Spidey over here."

[ultimatefan]

http://i186.photobucket.com/albums/x135/symbiote24/tehingdf.gif
VENOM: I'm trying and trying and TRYING to stop her!!! But she keeps bouncing back into these movies!!!!!

hehehehehe

[ultimatefan]

http://www.insomniacmania.com/news/news_3170_1.jpg
BLACK CAT: Of course I´m hot for you, not cuz of the Dark Knight Trailer, what gave you that silly idea?
SPIDER-MAN: Well, maybe the fact you said "C´mon, hit me!!" with the voice of a thirty-year heavy smoker...

[Spider-ManHero12]

lol! Thank you! :yay:

[Matt Murdock]

SMH12?! Why'd he get a probay?!

[3dman27]

Nope.

http://www5.picturepush.com/photo/a/199738/img/199738.jpg
MARY JANE "PETE YOU;'VE GOTTEN TO LIKE BEING A PHOTOGRAPHER HAVEN'T YOU"
PETE "YEAH MJ I GET A REAL PHOTOJONES OUT OF MY WORK NOWADAYS"
SORRY PHOTO, BUT SOMEBODY WAS GOING TO USE THAT GAG SOONER OR LATER

[ultimatefan]

Just to tell you guys, our friend Dr. Fate, who provided some of our coolest captions, is on probation for, allegedly, hotlinking porn, and I know he doesn´t do such thing, as a matter of fact he even asked me once if I thought a pic of Ali Larter was "too hot" for the site, and she wasn´t even naked!

[ultimatefan]

http://img98.imageshack.us/img98/9494/pdvd046wt6.jpg
VENOM: FREEDOM FOR FATE!!

[Morg]

Just to tell you guys, our friend Dr. Fate, who provided some of our coolest captions, is on probation for, allegedly, hotlinking porn, and I know he doesn´t do such thing, as a matter of fact he even asked me once if I thought a pic of Ali Larter was "too hot" for the site, and she wasn´t even naked!

I checked and another mod agree the pic is a hotlink porn,
I had to delete over 40 pics due to it. And that Ali pic was removed too, was warned by Dew not to post the gif I had of it so that pic was a no no too

Next time ask a mod!

[Hunter Rider]

Just to tell you guys, our friend Dr. Fate, who provided some of our coolest captions, is on probation for, allegedly, hotlinking porn, and I know he doesn´t do such thing, as a matter of fact he even asked me once if I thought a pic of Ali Larter was "too hot" for the site, and she wasn´t even naked!

He did, he posted an image and it turned to porn b/c instead of re hosting it properly he stole bandwidth by hotlinking, and the site he stole it from had a blocker in that turned to a porn picture.

Everyone in this thread needs to start re hosting pics at imageshack or tiny pic or any other proper image hoster from now on, hotlinking is lazy and can lead to this.

[Morg]

SMH12?! Why'd he get a probay?!

same way Dr Fate got his, hotlinking. The pic turn into a very nasty porn pic
That's why you people need to start hosting th pics yourself, more and more sites getting smart and putting a second pic in the pic when you try to hotlink
It's not worth being banned for, like HR said host it yourself. Only take a second or two, I usually use tinypic.com or another free site

[3dman27]

http://img201.imageshack.us/img201/9049/hspiderman347ri2.jpg

pete"mj id rather wrestle around with you than fight a costumed wierdo any day

[Matt Murdock]

He did, he posted an image and it turned to porn b/c instead of re hosting it properly he stole bandwidth by hotlinking, and the site he stole it from had a blocker in that turned to a porn picture.

Everyone in this thread needs to start re hosting pics at imageshack or tiny pic or any other proper image hoster from now on, hotlinking is lazy and can lead to this.

same way Dr Fate got his, hotlinking. The pic turn into a very nasty porn pic
That's why you people need to start hosting th pics yourself, more and more sites getting smart and putting a second pic in the pic when you try to hotlink
It's not worth being banned for, like HR said host it yourself. Only take a second or two, I usually use tinypic.com or another free site

Photobucket is our friend, Hypesters. :yay:

Thanks for the response, Morg. :up:

[Orb]

http://img61.imageshack.us/img61/6964/bscap0005ai0.jpg

Venom:I'm doing it! I'm doing it! I'm doing the matrix!
Spider-man: Oh brother.

[ultimatefan]

http://img201.imageshack.us/img201/9049/hspiderman347ri2.jpg
MJ: Hmmm, this is so nice, Peter...
PETER: Heh, wait till someone turns this pic into porn...
MJ: WHAT THE F***?!?

[kedrell]

http://www.insomniacmania.com/news/news_3170_1.jpg
Spider-Man: "Hello, Felicia."
Black Cat: "Hello, Mr. Parker."
Spider-Man: "Are you ready to sing one?"
Black Cat: "I'm always ready."
Spider-Man: "Alright. In my dreams you're blowin' me.....
…some kisses."
Black Cat: "That's one of my favorite things to do."
Spider-Man: "You and I could go down…...
....in history."
Black Cat: "That's what I'm planning to do with you."
[Chorus]
Together: "Let's Duet. In ways that make us feel good. Let's Duet. Put two and two together, perfect harmony. We know its only natural. Lets do it."
Spider-Man: "I'm gonna beat off…...
....all my demons."
Black Cat: "That's what loving Jesus ought to bring."
Spider-Man: "Looking in your eyes, I start believing."
Black Cat: "Lets bring this whisper to a shout."
[Chorus]
Together: "Lets Duet. In ways that make us feel good. Put two and two together, perfect harmony. We know its only natural. Lets do it."
Spider-Man: "I only want to make out.....
...…what you're saying."
Black Cat: "Read my lips. Its what you are looking for."
Spider-Man: "Here I am, sneaking up behind ya."
Black Cat: "You can always come in my backdoor."
[Chorus]
Together: "Lets Duet. In ways that make us feel good. Put two and two together, perfect harmony. We know its only natural. Lets do it."

[Arcturus]

http://i44.photobucket.com/albums/f10/venom4life/venom32432432.gif

VENOM: Aaahh Freak out!

[The Man of Steel]

http://i182.photobucket.com/albums/x41/Spiderrider_01/screen-capture-12-1.png
Tobey- I enjoy laughing at poor people!

[ultimatefan]

http://img61.imageshack.us/img61/6964/bscap0005ai0.jpg
VENOM: Does that CGI make my ass look too big?

[3dman27]

http://drg4.wariocompany.com/partners1.JPG


black cat "well well mis-ter potter


http://goldenfiddle.com/sites/goldenfiddle.com/files/images/spiderman3setpics01.preview.jpg
very funny alley cat keepit up and i'll magically transform you into a SCRATCHING POST

[ultimatefan]

[I]http://i182.photobucket.com/albums/x41/Spiderrider_01/screen-capture-12-1.png
TOBEY: AAAARGH, DID MY WIRES NEED TO BE SO TIGHT ON THE CROTCH?!?

[DX]

http://pwbeat.publishersweekly.com/blog/wp-content/2007/04/spiderman%203%20peter%20parker.jpg

"Madness?"

http://i182.photobucket.com/albums/x41/Spiderrider_01/screen-capture-12-1.png

"THIS IS SPARTAAAA!!!"



I couldn't resist :woot:

[ultimatefan]

http://pwbeat.publishersweekly.com/blog/wp-content/2007/04/spiderman%203%20peter%20parker.jpg

"Madness?"

http://i182.photobucket.com/albums/x41/Spiderrider_01/screen-capture-12-1.png

"THIS IS SPARTAAAA!!!"



I couldn't resist :woot:

hehehehehe

[DX]

hehehehehe
Thanks :up:

[solardestructon]

http://blog.glimbit.com/wp-content/uploads/2007/09/hermannmejia-tobey3.jpg

Peter: Never mix alcohol with unknown alien substances.

[Dr. Fate]

http://pwbeat.publishersweekly.com/blog/wp-content/2007/04/spiderman%203%20peter%20parker.jpg

"Madness?"

http://i182.photobucket.com/albums/x41/Spiderrider_01/screen-capture-12-1.png

"THIS IS SPARTAAAA!!!"



I couldn't resist :woot:
Bwahahahaha, any time's a good time for 300.

http://www.insomniacmania.com/news/news_3170_1.jpg
BLACK CAT: "Now, about me being in Spider-Man 4..."

[ultimatefan]

http://blog.glimbit.com/wp-content/uploads/2007/09/hermannmejia-tobey3.jpg

Peter: Never mix alcohol with unknown alien substances.

hehehehehe, cool illustration

[ultimatefan]

http://blog.glimbit.com/wp-content/uploads/2007/09/hermannmejia-tobey3.jpg

Peter: For the last frikking time, I´m NOT a girl and this is NOT menstrual blood!

[3dman27]

welcome back dr fate

[lou2099]

http://img153.imageshack.us/img153/5889/badasspeter2te0.png
ARNOLD MAGUIRE: Who's my big gun? You are! Who's my big gun? That's riiiight, you are! Aww, don't worry about being alone; my other guns will always keep you company.

[lou2099]

http://screencapheaven.com/testcoppermine/albums/spiderman2/DVD_VIDEO-139.jpg
MJ: Ahhhhhh. Gold Bond, you are now my new boyfriend.

[Dr. Fate]

welcome back dr fate
Thanks dude.

http://img153.imageshack.us/img153/5889/badasspeter2te0.png
TOBEY SCHWARZENEGGER: "AK-47, when you absolutely positively got to kill every supervillain in the room, accept no substitute."

[kedrell]

http://screencapheaven.com/testcoppermine/albums/spiderman2/DVD_VIDEO-139.jpg
MJ: "Watching Gandhi while baked is good. But I always feel bad when I watch it baked because I get really hungry and I'm eating a lot and poor Gandhi is starving his ass off."

[Green Goblin 1964]

http://img153.imageshack.us/img153/5889/badasspeter2te0.png
ARNOLD MAGUIRE: And DACMAN said I was outta shape...Pssh...

[Dr. Fate]

http://screencapheaven.com/testcoppermine/albums/spiderman2/DVD_VIDEO-139.jpg
MJ: "Watching Gandhi while baked is good. But I always feel bad when I watch it baked because I get really hungry and I'm eating a lot and poor Gandhi is starving his ass off."
Bwahahahahahahaha, Brilliant!

http://img61.imageshack.us/img61/6964/bscap0005ai0.jpg
VENOM: "There is no phone ringing! There is no phone ringing!"
SPIDER-MAN: "Soylent Green?"
VENOM: "The Omega Man."

[ultimatefan]

http://screencapheaven.com/testcoppermine/albums/spiderman2/DVD_VIDEO-139.jpg
MJ: "Watching Gandhi while baked is good. But I always feel bad when I watch it baked because I get really hungry and I'm eating a lot and poor Gandhi is starving his ass off."

hehehehehehe

[ultimatefan]

http://img153.imageshack.us/img153/5889/badasspeter2te0.png
ARNOLD MAGUIRE: Now all I need is a funny accent, a buncha lame family comedies and California will be mine to rule!

[3dman27]

http://screencapheaven.com/testcoppermine/albums/spiderman2/DVD_VIDEO-139.jpg


mj ugh i'm glad i have pete for a DESIGNATED DRIVER tonight"
serieously, be sure YOU HAVE A DESIGNATED DRIVER ON NEW YEARS EVE

[ultimatefan]

http://screencapheaven.com/testcoppermine/albums/spiderman2/DVD_VIDEO-139.jpg
KIRSTEN: What?!? I´m just as clean and sober as when I did The Crow: Salvation...

[Dr. Fate]

http://screencapheaven.com/testcoppermine/albums/spiderman2/DVD_VIDEO-139.jpg
KIRSTEN: What?!? I´m just as clean and sober as when I did The Crow: Salvation...
Bwahahahahahahahahahahaha! Y'know, I've never seen that film. Never saw any of the sequels outside the original Crow.

http://i182.photobucket.com/albums/x9/vandar_photo/Cat_on_a_chain_by_Candra.jpg
MJ: "So you were the one who concocted the One More Day storyline! Well, I've got you now Little Miss Kitty Cat, and you will suffer for destroying my marital happiness!"
BLACK CAT: "You're gonna drug me and pose me in funny positions which you'll photograph and then post on the net and send to the media thus totally humiliating me?"
MJ: "Worse - I'm gonna force you to watch the Star Wars prequel trilogy, Halle Berry's Catwoman, Batman & Robin and all the Crow sequels and Jurassic Park sequels back to back!"
BLACK CAT: ":wow:Please, not that, anything but that!"
MJ: "And when we're done, then I'll drug you, pose you in funny positions and send them to the world wide web and media outlets."
BLACK CAT: "I hate you...:csad:"
MJ: "Payback's a biotch, ain't it?"

[ultimatefan]

Bwahahahahahahahahahahaha! Y'know, I've never seen that film. Never saw any of the sequels outside the original Crow.

http://i182.photobucket.com/albums/x9/vandar_photo/Cat_on_a_chain_by_Candra.jpg
MJ: "So you were the one who concocted the One More Day storyline! Well, I've got you now Little Miss Kitty Cat, and you will suffer for destroying my marital happiness!"
BLACK CAT: "You're gonna drug me and pose me in funny positions which you'll photograph and then post on the net and send to the media thus totally humiliating me?"
MJ: "Worse - I'm gonna force you to watch the Star Wars prequel trilogy, Halle Berry's Catwoman, Batman & Robin and all the Crow sequels and Jurassic Park sequels back to back!"
BLACK CAT: ":wow:Please, not that, anything but that!"
MJ: "And when we're done, then I'll drug you, pose you in funny positions and send them to the world wide web and media outlets."
BLACK CAT: "I hate you...:csad:"
MJ: "Payback's a biotch, ain't it?"

Thanks! Neither did I, but word out there is it´s terrible, and certainly didn´t help her career...

hehehehehehehe, it IS a biotch...

[Mr.E.Nygma]

http://img61.imageshack.us/img61/6964/bscap0005ai0.jpg
Venom : She's a maniac, MAAANIAC...

[Mr.E.Nygma]

http://amazigh.us/film/images/spiderman3.jpg
Regular Spidey : To be or not to be...
Symbiote Spidey : ...that is the question

[3dman27]

http://amazigh.us/film/images/spiderman3.jpg

"i wonder if that theory about altnate versions of usin parrerel universes is true

[Dr. Fate]

http://img61.imageshack.us/img61/6964/bscap0005ai0.jpg
Venom : She's a maniac, MAAANIAC...
Hehehehehehe, ah the 80s...

http://funkman.org/normangoblin/goblin3.jpg
GREEN GOBLIN: "I told you to get the writers strike going BEFORE they could start filming Dark Knight, before! Not when they're only a few months away from being released!"
SPIDER-MAN: "My bad..."

[The Man of Steel]

http://funkman.org/normangoblin/goblin3.jpg
GREEN GOBLIN: "I told you to get the writers strike going BEFORE they could start filming Dark Knight, before! Not when they're only a few months away from being released!"
SPIDER-MAN: "My bad..."

:funny:

[Dr. Fate]

:funny:
Thank you.

http://amazigh.us/film/images/spiderman3.jpg
RED & BLUE SPIDEY: "Hey, do you have a goatee like the Mirror/Mirror Spock?"
BLACK SPIDEY: "..."

[I Am The Knight]

http://img61.imageshack.us/img61/6964/bscap0005ai0.jpg
Venom : She's a maniac, MAAANIAC...

LOL! :woot: :grin: I love it!

[Mr.E.Nygma]

Hehehehehehe, ah the 80s...
Hehehe, yep, never get tired of it! Max Headroom power!

LOL! :woot: :grin: I love it!Thanks!

[Mr.E.Nygma]

http://funkman.org/normangoblin/goblin3.jpg
GG : What do you mean "get lost" ?????
Spidey : No offense, it's just that this thread is called "Spider-Man 3 Caption Thread", I mean, the Spider-Man 3 villains are great too, so it's time to move on!
GG : You. better. stay. down.

[3dman27]

Thank you.

http://amazigh.us/film/images/spiderman3.jpg
RED & BLUE SPIDEY: "Hey, do you have a goatee like the Mirror/Mirror Spock?"
BLACK SPIDEY: "..."

black suit spidey"a stache and goatee?never thought of that that''ll do the deed"

[SalaciousVC]

http://i183.photobucket.com/albums/x197/Akimych23/veny.gif
Venom:*Has Seizure*I should listen to that crap on the back of the Video game case

[ultimatefan]

Hehehehehehe, ah the 80s...

http://funkman.org/normangoblin/goblin3.jpg
GREEN GOBLIN: "I told you to get the writers strike going BEFORE they could start filming Dark Knight, before! Not when they're only a few months away from being released!"
SPIDER-MAN: "My bad..."

hehehehehehe

[ultimatefan]

http://funkman.org/normangoblin/goblin3.jpg
GG: Any last words?
Spidey : Yeah, your son will be too much of a pussy to stab me, he´ll not wear your mask, I´ll easily defeat him in battle, he´ll come to rescue me in the last minute and I think he has a bit of a crush on me!
GG: WHAT THE F***?!?

[DoctorJones]

http://funkman.org/normangoblin/goblin3.jpg

Spider-Man: "Where did that come from?"
Green Goblin: "You don't wanna know."

[Dr. Fate]

http://funkman.org/normangoblin/goblin3.jpg
GG: Any last words?
Spidey : Yeah, your son will be too much of a pussy to stab me, he´ll not wear your mask, I´ll easily defeat him in battle, he´ll come to rescue me in the last minute and I think he has a bit of a crush on me!
GG: WHAT THE F***?!?
Bwahahahahahahaha

http://img153.imageshack.us/img153/5889/badasspeter2te0.png
TOBEY SCHWARZENEGGER: "Say hello to my little friend!"

[SalaciousVC]

:pal: :lmao: Good one Fate

[ultimatefan]

Bwahahahahahahaha

http://img153.imageshack.us/img153/5889/badasspeter2te0.png
TOBEY SCHWARZENEGGER: "Say hello to my little friend!"

Thanks! hehehe, Tobey as Arnie barely needs captions...

[Dr. Fate]

:pal: :lmao: Good one Fate
Thanks Sal, UF. Yeah, Tobey-Arnold needs more.

http://img153.imageshack.us/img153/5889/badasspeter2te0.png
TOBEY-ARNOLD: "I have come to kick ass and shoot webbing out of my wrists. And I'm all out of webbing."

[Scar Predator]

http://img61.imageshack.us/img61/6964/bscap0005ai0.jpg
VENOM:

And now class, move back to the sun salutation pose.

[ultimatefan]

Thanks Sal, UF. Yeah, Tobey-Arnold needs more.

http://img153.imageshack.us/img153/5889/badasspeter2te0.png
TOBEY-ARNOLD: "I have come to kick ass and shoot webbing out of my wrists. And I'm all out of webbing."

hehehehehehehe

[ultimatefan]

http://img153.imageshack.us/img153/5889/badasspeter2te0.png
TOBEY-ARNOLD: Well, now I´m ready to pay a little visit to all the fanboys who made jokes calling me girly...

[DX]

http://img153.imageshack.us/img153/5889/badasspeter2te0.png

Tobey-Arnold: "JOO NAWT SENDING ME TO DAH COOLAH!!!"

[ultimatefan]

http://img153.imageshack.us/img153/5889/badasspeter2te0.png

Tobey-Arnold: "JOO NAWT SENDING ME TO DAH COOLAH!!!"

We´ll never get tired of laughing at Arnie´s accent...

[DX]

We´ll never get tired of laughing at Arnie´s accent...
No we won't :oldrazz:

[Dr. Fate]

http://img153.imageshack.us/img153/5889/badasspeter2te0.png
TOBEY-ARNOLD: Well, now I´m ready to pay a little visit to all the fanboys who made jokes calling me girly...
Bwahahahahahahahaha!

Still, I think the accent was part of what made Arnold unique & distinct at the time.

http://i183.photobucket.com/albums/x197/Akimych23/veny.gif
VENOM: "C'mon, hurry up and give us a trailer for Incredible Hulk!"

[ultimatefan]

Bwahahahahahahahaha!

Still, I think the accent was part of what made Arnold unique & distinct at the time.

http://i183.photobucket.com/albums/x197/Akimych23/veny.gif
VENOM: "C'mon, hurry up and give us a trailer for Incredible Hulk!"

Thanks! Yeah, there is that...

hehehehehehehe, c´mon already!

[Dark Sentinel]

Hehehehehehe, ah the 80s...

http://funkman.org/normangoblin/goblin3.jpg
GREEN GOBLIN: "I told you to get the writers strike going BEFORE they could start filming Dark Knight, before! Not when they're only a few months away from being released!"
SPIDER-MAN: "My bad..."

Fate FTW!!!

sorry Spidey, looks like youre just another rung on the food chain :hoboj:

[ultimatefan]

http://i183.photobucket.com/albums/x197/Akimych23/veny.gif
VENOM: How the f*** you idiots spent a ton of money on my CGI and Heath Ledger in make-up still looks creepier than me?!?

[Dr. Fate]

Fate FTW!!!

sorry Spidey, looks like youre just another rung on the food chain :hoboj:
Thanks.

http://www.insomniacmania.com/news/news_3170_1.jpg
SPIDER-MAN: "Why are all the good looking ones homicidal maniacs? Is it me?"

[kedrell]

http://www.insomniacmania.com/news/news_3170_1.jpg
SPIDER-MAN: "Oh man! I am the Iron Chef of pounding vage'!"

[3dman27]

http://i182.photobucket.com/albums/x41/Spiderrider_01/screen-capture-12-1.png
spidey" hey joey q how would YOU like some hack writer screwing up 40 years of YOUR personal history?"

[SalaciousVC]

http://www.perfectmatch.com/images/ads/spiderman/spiderman_160X600.jpg

This is actually a real pic(LOL)

[ultimatefan]

http://funkman.org/normangoblin/goblin3.jpg
GG: Any last words?
Spidey: Yeah, Speed 2 and xXx 2 were f***ing horrible, what were you thinking?

[Dr. Fate]

spidey" hey joey q how would YOU like some hack writer screwing up 40 years of YOUR personal history?"
Hahahahahahaha

http://www.insomniacmania.com/news/news_3170_1.jpg
BLACK CAT: "Who needs marriage when you can just live in a free & easy committed relationship?"
SPIDER-MAN: "Apparently, a lot of people still do, seeing as how we have people still getting married even though many ultimately divorce."
BLACK CAT: "Seriously, why even bother getting married? You may as well just live together, it'll be one less thing to sign when you and your partner decide to go your separate ways."
SPIDER-MAN: "Touche."

[ultimatefan]

http://www.insomniacmania.com/news/news_3170_1.jpg
BLACK CAT: So, I heard you´ll have the last 20 years of your life erased by a spell and will be unmarried... Normally I´d find that stuff stupid as hell, but I´m not finding that idea so bad...
SPIDER-MAN: You know, so would I, but I´m not finding it so bad either...

[ultimatefan]

http://images.hollywood.com/cms/300x375/4948380.jpg
Raimi: Hey guys, what you want for the next Spider-Man movie?

http://imagecache2.allposters.com/images/pic/MMPH/239816~Christopher-Walken-Posters.jpg
Walken: MORE COWBELL, DAMMIT!!

[Superman Prime]

^ Hahahahaha. Walken is giving Will a run for his money.

[Superman Prime]

http://www.insomniacmania.com/news/news_3170_1.jpg

BLACK CAT: "Talk dirty to me, sugar pie."

SPIDER-MAN: "You're so effin heavy!"

BLACK CAT: (slaps him)

[Dr. Fate]

http://www.insomniacmania.com/news/news_3170_1.jpg

BLACK CAT: "Talk dirty to me, sugar pie."

SPIDER-MAN: "You're so effin heavy!"

BLACK CAT: (slaps him)
Heheheehe, he needs to work on his dirty talk.


http://www.insomniacmania.com/news/news_3170_1.jpg
BLACK CAT: So, I heard you´ll have the last 20 years of your life erased by a spell and will be unmarried... Normally I´d find that stuff stupid as hell, but I´m not finding that idea so bad...
SPIDER-MAN: You know, so would I, but I´m not finding it so bad either...

Hehehehehe, I smell a no strings attached relationship brewing here.

http://www.insomniacmania.com/news/news_3170_1.jpg
SPIDER-MAN: "I can talk dirty or make love to you at 10,000 feet, it's your choice honey."

[Superman Prime]

^ Heheheh

http://funkman.org/normangoblin/goblin3.jpg

GREEN GOBLIN: "Hurry and get up, I want to do my death scene so I can get my pay check!"

[Dr. Fate]

^ Heheheh

http://funkman.org/normangoblin/goblin3.jpg

GREEN GOBLIN: "Hurry and get up, I want to do my death scene so I can get my pay check!"
Thanks, and bwahahahahahahahaha!

http://funkman.org/normangoblin/goblin3.jpg
GREEN GOBLIN: "Don't you never say Val Kilmer was better than Michael Keaton when it came to Batman!"

[Superman Prime]

^ Hahaha! I always knew Green Goblin was an elitist Burtonite!

http://funkman.org/normangoblin/goblin3.jpg

SPIDER-MAN: "My wrist was limp long before you broke it!"

[kedrell]

http://i44.photobucket.com/albums/f10/venom4life/venOOm.gif

Eddie: "I hope you're not a member of the fire brigade."

[Superman Prime]

http://i44.photobucket.com/albums/f10/venom4life/venOOm.gif

VENOM: "I told you to stay out of the cookie jar, but nooooo, you just HAD to be a sneaky little mother f**ker!"

[ultimatefan]

^ Hahahahaha. Walken is giving Will a run for his money.

Thanks!

[ultimatefan]

Heheheehe, he needs to work on his dirty talk.


Hehehehehe, I smell a no strings attached relationship brewing here.

http://www.insomniacmania.com/news/news_3170_1.jpg
SPIDER-MAN: "I can talk dirty or make love to you at 10,000 feet, it's your choice honey."

Yeah seriously.

[ultimatefan]

^ Heheheh

http://funkman.org/normangoblin/goblin3.jpg

GREEN GOBLIN: "Hurry and get up, I want to do my death scene so I can get my pay check!"

hehehehhe

[ultimatefan]

http://i182.photobucket.com/albums/x41/Spiderrider_01/screen-capture-12-1.png
Tobey: WHAT, they´re going to adapt The Clone Saga, Sins Past and One More Day in the movies?!? That´s it, f*** this franchise!!

[DX]

http://www.superluchas.com.mx/wp-content/gallery/personajes/wwe%20jim%20ross.jpg
JR: "We're back on WWE Raw and..."

http://i44.photobucket.com/albums/f10/venom4life/venOOm.gif

http://www.superluchas.com.mx/wp-content/gallery/personajes/wwe%20jim%20ross.jpg

JR: "Oh my Gawd! Venom's whacking Spider-Man around the head with a foreign object! What a SLOBBERKNOCKER of a fight this has been!"

[Dr. Fate]

http://i182.photobucket.com/albums/x41/Spiderrider_01/screen-capture-12-1.png
Tobey: WHAT, they´re going to adapt The Clone Saga, Sins Past and One More Day in the movies?!? That´s it, f*** this franchise!!
Hehehe, you tell 'em Tobey!

http://i44.photobucket.com/albums/f10/venom4life/venOOm.gif
VENOM: "This is for starting all those perma-white debates!"

[kedrell]

http://i182.photobucket.com/albums/x9/vandar_photo/Hulk_SMASH_Spiderman.jpg

Hulk: "Are you LadiesMan217?"
Spidey: "Eeep!"

[Superman Prime]

http://i182.photobucket.com/albums/x9/vandar_photo/Hulk_SMASH_Spiderman.jpg

SPIDER-MAN: "Somehow I know this will turn into a Marvel ad campaign against the use of steroids..."

[Secret Fawful]

http://www.insomniacmania.com/news/news_3170_1.jpg
Black Cat: I'll give you the best time of your life, in exchange for one thing. You have to take off your mask.

http://i182.photobucket.com/albums/x41/Spiderrider_01/screen-capture-12-1.png

Spiderman: *takes off mask so he can be heard better* NO WAY I'M TAKING OFF MY MA....WOW YOU GOT ON FAST!!! I'M GONNA USE UP MY WEBBING!!!!!!!

[Superman Prime]

http://i182.photobucket.com/albums/x41/Spiderrider_01/screen-capture-12-1.png

PETER: "Khhaaaaan! Khaaaaaaaan!"

[5ubx23r0]

http://i182.photobucket.com/albums/x41/Spiderrider_01/screen-capture-12-1.png

Peter: "LEGGO MY EGGO!"

[kedrell]

^hahaha, I actually laughed out loud at that.:woot:

[Nightmare]

http://i182.photobucket.com/albums/x41/Spiderrider_01/screen-capture-12-1.png

Peter: "LEGGO MY EGGO!"

Lmao

[SPIDERMAN117]

http://funkman.org/normangoblin/goblin3.jpg
Green Goblin: Anything before I kill you

Spider-man:Kill Joe Q

Green goblin:What do you know,Had that in mind to.

[ultimatefan]

Hehehe, you tell 'em Tobey!

http://i44.photobucket.com/albums/f10/venom4life/venOOm.gif
VENOM: "This is for starting all those perma-white debates!"

Thanks! I KNEW it was him...

[lou2099]

http://i182.photobucket.com/albums/x9/vandar_photo/Hulk_SMASH_Spiderman.jpg
SPIDER-MAN: Pardon me, but do you have any Grey Pupon?

[Secret Fawful]

http://i182.photobucket.com/albums/x41/Spiderrider_01/screen-capture-12-1.png
SHUUUUMACHEEEEEEEEEEEEERRR!!!!!


OR..


http://i182.photobucket.com/albums/x41/Spiderrider_01/screen-capture-12-1.png

SILLY RABBIT!! TRIX ARE FOR KIIIDDDSSSSSS!!!!!

[SalaciousVC]

http://i186.photobucket.com/albums/x135/symbiote24/lolgoblinz.jpg

[Buttman]

http://funkman.org/normangoblin/goblin3.jpg
"You have like, a rocket attached to you."
"I do? Where?"

[ultimatefan]

http://i182.photobucket.com/albums/x41/Spiderrider_01/screen-capture-12-1.png
WHY AM I NOT WEARING THE F***ING MASK?!?

[Dr. Fate]

http://i182.photobucket.com/albums/x41/Spiderrider_01/screen-capture-12-1.png

PETER: "Khhaaaaan! Khaaaaaaaan!"
Hehehe, that crazy Khan...

http://i182.photobucket.com/albums/x9/vandar_photo/Hulk_Redraw.jpg
HULK: "Stop hating on Hal Jordan! He is the greatest Green Lantern at DC and I want you to f***ing acknowledge it!"
SPIDER-MAN: "All I said was that I preferred the Kyle Rayner era- OW!"

[Dr. Fate]

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v43/spydernorbs/pmj.jpg
PETER: "Goodbye MJ! I'm gonna miss being married to you!"
MJ: "I'll miss you too, Pete!"

Couple of weeks later...

http://www.comiconart.com/images/AlexLei/June2006_SpidermanBlackCat_AL.JPG
SPIDER-MAN: "Oh yeah, Catwoman ain't got nothing on Felicia Hardy... and I do stress the HARD in Hardy."

[Orb]

http://i182.photobucket.com/albums/x41/Spiderrider_01/screen-capture-12-1.png
Peter: NARNIIIIAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[kedrell]

http://i182.photobucket.com/albums/x41/Spiderrider_01/screen-capture-12-1.png
Peter: "Hey, you damn kids!!! Get the f**k away from my scooter!!"

[Superman Prime]

Thanks. #10986 is hilarious, Dr. Fate XD

[Superman Prime]

http://i182.photobucket.com/albums/x9/vandar_photo/Hulk_Redraw.jpg

HULK: "Ang Lee forever!"

[kedrell]

http://i182.photobucket.com/albums/x9/vandar_photo/Hulk_Redraw.jpg

HULK: "Don't you ever say Chuck Norris is a p**sy! This HIII-YAHH's for you!"

[ultimatefan]

http://i182.photobucket.com/albums/x9/vandar_photo/Hulk_Redraw.jpg
HULK: Yeah, Hulk is strongest one there is and has no need whatsoever for fancy Kung-fu moves, but who the f*** cares, it looks cool!

[3dman27]

http://i182.photobucket.com/albums/x9/vandar_photo/Hulk_Redraw.jpg


spidey "NOW the hulk leans to control himself"

[Superman Prime]

http://i182.photobucket.com/albums/x9/vandar_photo/Hulk_Redraw.jpg

SPIDER-MAN: "You call that a kick? It's just a love tap!"

[DX]

http://i182.photobucket.com/albums/x9/vandar_photo/Hulk_Redraw.jpg

Hulk: "THAT'S WHAT YOU GET FOR DIVORCING MJ, YOU MORON!!!"

[blk_spidey]

http://i182.photobucket.com/albums/x9/vandar_photo/Hulk_Redraw.jpg
Hulk: Avenge MEEE
Spidey: ow no

[ultimatefan]

http://i182.photobucket.com/albums/x9/vandar_photo/Hulk_Redraw.jpg

Hulk: "THAT'S WHAT YOU GET FOR DIVORCING MJ, YOU MORON!!!"

hehehehehehehehe

[3dman27]

http://i182.photobucket.com/albums/x9/vandar_photo/Hulk_Redraw.jpg


everybody was KUNG FU FIGHTING.....

[DX]

hehehehehehehehe
Thanks :woot:

[Superman Prime]

http://i182.photobucket.com/albums/x9/vandar_photo/Hulk_Redraw.jpg
Hulk: Avenge MEEE
Spidey: ow no

Hahahahaha :woot:


http://i182.photobucket.com/albums/x9/vandar_photo/Hulk_Redraw.jpg

HULK: "Hulk prove Spidey a pussy."

[ultimatefan]

http://i182.photobucket.com/albums/x9/vandar_photo/Hulk_Redraw.jpg

HULK: Grow those back!!

[Superman Prime]

http://i182.photobucket.com/albums/x9/vandar_photo/Hulk_Redraw.jpg

HULK: "Never talk bad about Edward Norton again!"

[Nightmare]

http://i182.photobucket.com/albums/x9/vandar_photo/Hulk_Redraw.jpg

Hulk: Spiderman 3 SUCKED!!!!!!

[Superman Prime]

http://i182.photobucket.com/albums/x9/vandar_photo/Hulk_Redraw.jpg

HULK: "No time for an autograph, huh?! Well you've got time to take the ass beating of your life!"

[Dr. Fate]

Hahahahaha :woot:


http://i182.photobucket.com/albums/x9/vandar_photo/Hulk_Redraw.jpg

HULK: "Hulk prove Spidey a pussy."
Bwahahahahahahahahha.

http://i182.photobucket.com/albums/x9/vandar_photo/Hulk_Redraw.jpg
HULK: "That's for talking trash about Donatello from TMNT!"
SPIDER-MAN: "Shoulda known guys who wear purple stick together..."

http://z.about.com/d/kidstvmovies/1/0/W/7/tmnt010.jpg
DONATELLO: "Damn straight we do! Kick his ass, Hulk!"

[Superman Prime]

^ Hahahahahahaha! Green & Purple forever!

http://z.about.com/d/kidstvmovies/1/0/W/7/tmnt010.jpg

DONATELLO: "I got screwed out of my own forum, so I am an aimless wanderer."

[Dr. Fate]

Yes, green & purple forever!

Hehe, aimless wanderer...

http://i182.photobucket.com/albums/x9/vandar_photo/Hulk_Redraw.jpg

HULK: Grow those back!!
Good use of an X3 quote.

http://i182.photobucket.com/albums/x9/vandar_photo/Hulk_Redraw.jpg
HULK: "Enough with the Cowbell damn it!"

[ultimatefan]

Yes, green & purple forever!

Hehe, aimless wanderer...


Good use of an X3 quote.

http://i182.photobucket.com/albums/x9/vandar_photo/Hulk_Redraw.jpg
HULK: "Enough with the Cowbell damn it!"

Thanks! It´s hard to find a more quoted/satyrized SNL sketch than Walken´s cowbell classic.

[DoctorJones]

http://i182.photobucket.com/albums/x9/vandar_photo/Hulk_Redraw.jpg

HULK: "Joe Quesada considers me even more iconic than you but I don't even get a direct sequel!"
SPIDER-MAN: "No wonder he has it in for me".

[blk_spidey]

Hahahahaha :woot:


http://i182.photobucket.com/albums/x9/vandar_photo/Hulk_Redraw.jpg

HULK: "Hulk prove Spidey a pussy."

bwhahahaha! and thanks

[Superman Prime]

http://i182.photobucket.com/albums/x9/vandar_photo/Hulk_Redraw.jpg

HULK: "Lumbago will be the least of your problems when I'm finished!"

[3dman27]

^ Hahahahahahaha! Green & Purple forever!

http://z.about.com/d/kidstvmovies/1/0/W/7/tmnt010.jpg


hey mj
since you aren'twith spidey anymore how about spending some time with my brothers and i both we and master splinter can help you train for your crimefighting carreer as the jaw breaking JACKPOT

[kedrell]

http://i182.photobucket.com/albums/x9/vandar_photo/Hulk_Redraw.jpg

HULK: "Screw you! I'm working for Joe Quesada!"

[kedrell]

http://i182.photobucket.com/albums/x9/vandar_photo/Hulk_SMASH_Spiderman.jpg
SPIDER-MAN: I want you to hit me as hard as you can."

http://i182.photobucket.com/albums/x9/vandar_photo/Hulk_Redraw.jpg

SPIDER_MAN: "I said HIT ME, not KICK ME!"

[Dr. Fate]

http://i182.photobucket.com/albums/x9/vandar_photo/Hulk_SMASH_Spiderman.jpg
SPIDER-MAN: I want you to hit me as hard as you can."

http://i182.photobucket.com/albums/x9/vandar_photo/Hulk_Redraw.jpg

SPIDER_MAN: "I said HIT ME, not KICK ME!"
Bwahahahahahahaha

http://i182.photobucket.com/albums/x9/vandar_photo/Hulk_Redraw.jpg
HULK: "Say it! Say it!"
SPIDER-MAN: "Alright alright! I won't do a 4th film!"

[Dr. Fate]

http://i182.photobucket.com/albums/x9/vandar_photo/Hulk_Redraw.jpg
HULK: "Emo boy!"

5 hours later...

http://www.comiconart.com/images/AlexLei/June2006_SpidermanBlackCat_AL.JPG
BLACK CAT: "Hmm, I was right..."
SPIDER-MAN: "What about?"
BLACK CAT: "Your balls really can endure a kicking from the Hulk."

[Superman Prime]

http://www.comiconart.com/images/AlexLei/June2006_SpidermanBlackCat_AL.JPG

SPIDER-MAN: "I don't swing this way."

[Dr. Fate]

http://www.comiconart.com/images/AlexLei/June2006_SpidermanBlackCat_AL.JPG

SPIDER-MAN: "I don't swing this way."
Hehehehehe

Great to see you making the rounds again L.Hypertime.

http://www.comiconart.com/images/AlexLei/June2006_SpidermanBlackCat_AL.JPG
BLACK CAT: "Is that a cobweb in your pocket or are you just happy to see me?"
SPIDER-MAN: "Little bit of both."

[ultimatefan]

http://www.comiconart.com/images/AlexLei/June2006_SpidermanBlackCat_AL.JPG

SPIDER-MAN: NOW I know I´m back in college...

[Superman Prime]

Yep. Thanks, and a "Lol!" to yours.

http://www.comiconart.com/images/AlexLei/June2006_SpidermanBlackCat_AL.JPG

SPIDER-MAN: "MJ was right, you are a proficient kisser."

[Dr. Fate]

Yep. Thanks, and a "Lol!" to yours.

http://www.comiconart.com/images/AlexLei/June2006_SpidermanBlackCat_AL.JPG

SPIDER-MAN: "MJ was right, you are a proficient kisser."
Hehehehehehehehe

http://www.comiconart.com/images/AlexLei/June2006_SpidermanBlackCat_AL.JPG
SPIDER-MAN [thinking]: "What is that strange salty taste in her mouth? Is that- oh dear God NOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"

[Milu]

http://www.comiconart.com/images/AlexLei/June2006_SpidermanBlackCat_AL.JPG
Spidey always was more of an assman.

[Dr. Fate]

http://www.comiconart.com/images/AlexLei/June2006_SpidermanBlackCat_AL.JPG
Spidey always was more of an assman.
Bwahahahahahahahahahaha

http://www.comiconart.com/images/AlexLei/June2006_SpidermanBlackCat_AL.JPG
SPIDER-MAN: "Must... grab her... finely toned uber firm ass..."

[Superman Prime]

Lol. Nice ones guys, and thanks. This picture was great caption fodder from the start.