Spider-Man Caption Thread.

[Superman Prime]

http://www.comiconart.com/images/AlexLei/June2006_SpidermanBlackCat_AL.JPG

BLACK CAT: "Oh James..."

SPIDER-MAN: "That Bond marathon went to your head."

[Nightmare]

http://www.comiconart.com/images/AlexLei/June2006_SpidermanBlackCat_AL.JPG



SPIDER-MAN: "MMMM ohhh Harry"

[ultimatefan]

http://www.comiconart.com/images/AlexLei/June2006_SpidermanBlackCat_AL.JPG

SPIDER-MAN: It´s the web, isn´t it? Chicks dig the web...

[Dr. Fate]

http://www.comiconart.com/images/AlexLei/June2006_SpidermanBlackCat_AL.JPG

BLACK CAT: "Oh James..."

SPIDER-MAN: "That Bond marathon went to your head."
Hehehehehehehehehehe

http://www.comiconart.com/images/AlexLei/June2006_SpidermanBlackCat_AL.JPG
BLACK CAT: "Frank Miller claimed Elektra's a real hellcat in bed. I'm on a quest to prove I'm superior."
SPIDER-MAN: "And you're proving it quite vigorously."

[Dr. Fate]

http://www.comiconart.com/images/AlexLei/June2006_SpidermanBlackCat_AL.JPG

SPIDER-MAN: It´s the web, isn´t it? Chicks dig the web...
Hahahaha, it's Spider-Man Forever all of a sudden.

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v43/spydernorbs/pmj.jpg
PETER: "Stupid 1 More Day..."

[Dr. Fate]

http://www.insomniacmania.com/news/news_3170_1.jpg
BLACK CAT: "Don't know why
I'm survivin' every lonely day
When there's got to be no chance for me
My life would end
And it doesn't matter how I cry
My tears, so far, are a waste of time
If I turn away
Am I strong enough to see it through?
Go crazy is what I will do

If I can't have you
I don't want nobody, baby
If I can't have you...uh-huh-huh, oh
If I can't have you
I don't want nobody, baby
If I can't have you...uh-hoh

Can't let go and it doesn't matter how I try
I gave it all so easily to you my love
To dreams that never will come true
Am I strong enough to see it through?
Go crazy is what I will do

If I can't have you
I don't want nobody, baby
If I can't have you...uh-huh, oh
If I can't have you
I don't want nobody, baby
If I can't have you...uh-hoh

If I can't have you
I don't want nobody, baby
If I can't have you...uh-huh, oh
If I can't have you
I don't want nobody, baby
If I can't have you...uh-hoh

Oh! If I can't have you..."

[ultimatefan]

Hahahaha, it's Spider-Man Forever all of a sudden.

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v43/spydernorbs/pmj.jpg
PETER: "Stupid 1 More Day..."

Thanks! hehehe, that´s damn stupid...

[kedrell]

http://wzus.ask.com/r?t=a&d=us&s=a&c=p&ti=1&ai=30751&l=dir&o=0&sv=0a30051d&ip=18620282&u=http%3A%2F%2Fseattlepi.nwsource.com%2Fdayart%2F2 0040628%2F450DF-21888R.jpg
Spider-Man: "You want me on that wall! You need me on that wall!"

[kedrell]

http://www.comiconart.com/images/AlexLei/June2006_SpidermanBlackCat_AL.JPG



SPIDER-MAN: "Ms. Hardy, are you trying to seduce me?"

[The Man of Steel]

http://i240.photobucket.com/albums/ff128/16thDay/venomskiny.jpg
Venom: Im never going to trust those diets again

[Dr. Fate]

http://www.comiconart.com/images/AlexLei/June2006_SpidermanBlackCat_AL.JPG



SPIDER-MAN: "Ms. Hardy, are you trying to seduce me?"
Bwahahahahahahahahaha!

http://www.comiconart.com/images/AlexLei/June2006_SpidermanBlackCat_AL.JPG
BLACK CAT: "Would you f*** me? I'd f***me. I'd f*** me HARD."

[Superman Prime]

Hahahahahaha! ^


http://wzus.ask.com/r?t=a&d=us&s=a&c=p&ti=1&ai=30751&l=dir&o=0&sv=0a30051d&ip=18620282&u=http%3A%2F%2Fseattlepi.nwsource.com%2Fdayart%2F2 0040628%2F450DF-21888R.jpg

MARY JANE: "Please tie me..."

SPIDER-MAN: "Mary Jane, this is no time for BDSM."

[Dr. Fate]

Hahahahahaha! ^


http://wzus.ask.com/r?t=a&d=us&s=a&c=p&ti=1&ai=30751&l=dir&o=0&sv=0a30051d&ip=18620282&u=http%3A%2F%2Fseattlepi.nwsource.com%2Fdayart%2F2 0040628%2F450DF-21888R.jpg

MARY JANE: "Please tie me..."

SPIDER-MAN: "Mary Jane, this is no time for BDSM."
Thanks, and bwahahahahahahahaha!

http://wzus.ask.com/r?t=a&d=us&s=a&c=p&ti=1&ai=30751&l=dir&o=0&sv=0a30051d&ip=18620282&u=http%3A%2F%2Fseattlepi.nwsource.com%2Fdayart%2F2 0040628%2F450DF-21888R.jpg
SPIDER-MAN: "Well, rescuing Kirsten Dunst lacks the prestige of rescuing Diane Lane or Sigourney Weaver, but I'm a superhero, gotta pay the bills."
DUNST: ":cmad:"

[ultimatefan]

Thanks, and bwahahahahahahahaha!

http://wzus.ask.com/r?t=a&d=us&s=a&c=p&ti=1&ai=30751&l=dir&o=0&sv=0a30051d&ip=18620282&u=http%3A%2F%2Fseattlepi.nwsource.com%2Fdayart%2F2 0040628%2F450DF-21888R.jpg
SPIDER-MAN: "Well, rescuing Kirsten Dunst lacks the prestige of rescuing Diane Lane or Sigourney Weaver, but I'm a superhero, gotta pay the bills."
DUNST: ":cmad:"

hehehehe

[ultimatefan]

http://wzus.ask.com/r?t=a&d=us&s=a&c=p&ti=1&ai=30751&l=dir&o=0&sv=0a30051d&ip=18620282&u=http%3A%2F%2Fseattlepi.nwsource.com%2Fdayart%2F2 0040628%2F450DF-21888R.jpg

DUNST: So, are you gonna rescue me or what?!?
SPIDEY: Yeah... In about three minutes...

[Superman Prime]

Thanks, and bwahahahahahahahaha!

http://wzus.ask.com/r?t=a&d=us&s=a&c=p&ti=1&ai=30751&l=dir&o=0&sv=0a30051d&ip=18620282&u=http%3A%2F%2Fseattlepi.nwsource.com%2Fdayart%2F2 0040628%2F450DF-21888R.jpg
SPIDER-MAN: "Well, rescuing Kirsten Dunst lacks the prestige of rescuing Diane Lane or Sigourney Weaver, but I'm a superhero, gotta pay the bills."
DUNST: ":cmad:"

Hahahahaha! She's gonna *****-slap him.

http://wzus.ask.com/r?t=a&d=us&s=a&c=p&ti=1&ai=30751&l=dir&o=0&sv=0a30051d&ip=18620282&u=http%3A%2F%2Fseattlepi.nwsource.com%2Fdayart%2F2 0040628%2F450DF-21888R.jpg

SPIDER-MAN: "The casting director really flubbed up on you, so... yeah... uhm... I've gotta get to class. If you get to the ground before I do, try not to hit my moped."

[ultimatefan]

http://wzus.ask.com/r?t=a&d=us&s=a&c=p&ti=1&ai=30751&l=dir&o=0&sv=0a30051d&ip=18620282&u=http%3A%2F%2Fseattlepi.nwsource.com%2Fdayart%2F2 0040628%2F450DF-21888R.jpg
Kirsten: So, are you gonna rescue the love of your life from evil and save NY or just have shallow meaningless sex with that bimbo?!?

http://www.comiconart.com/images/AlexLei/June2006_SpidermanBlackCat_AL.JPG
Spidey: It was an impossible decision but I think I made the right call...

[Dr. Fate]

http://wzus.ask.com/r?t=a&d=us&s=a&c=p&ti=1&ai=30751&l=dir&o=0&sv=0a30051d&ip=18620282&u=http%3A%2F%2Fseattlepi.nwsource.com%2Fdayart%2F2 0040628%2F450DF-21888R.jpg
Kirsten: So, are you gonna rescue the love of your life from evil and save NY or just have shallow meaningless sex with that bimbo?!?

http://www.comiconart.com/images/AlexLei/June2006_SpidermanBlackCat_AL.JPG
Spidey: It was an impossible decision but I think I made the right call...
Bwahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha! Brilliant!

http://www.comiconart.com/images/AlexLei/June2006_SpidermanBlackCat_AL.JPG
SPIDER-MAN: "If Loving you is wrong, I don't wanna be right..."

Sorry, repeat.

[Secret Fawful]

http://i182.photobucket.com/albums/x9/vandar_photo/Hulk_Redraw.jpg

HULK: I'M MCLOVIN!!!

[Dr. Fate]

http://i182.photobucket.com/albums/x9/vandar_photo/Hulk_Redraw.jpg

HULK: I'M MCLOVIN!!!
Hehehehehehehehehehehehehe

http://i182.photobucket.com/albums/x9/vandar_photo/Hulk_Redraw.jpg
HULK: "No more takin' falls or bouncin' off the walls! You got no gun, I'm havin' fun, I'm kickin' you in the balls!"

[ultimatefan]

Bwahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha! Brilliant!

http://www.comiconart.com/images/AlexLei/June2006_SpidermanBlackCat_AL.JPG
SPIDER-MAN: "If Loving you is wrong, I don't wanna be right..."

Sorry, repeat.

Thanks! It´s okay, romance never dies...:woot:

[3dman27]

http://wzus.ask.com/r?t=a&d=us&s=a&c=p&ti=1&ai=30751&l=dir&o=0&sv=0a30051d&ip=18620282&u=http%3A%2F%2Fseattlepi.nwsource.com%2Fdayart%2F2 0040628%2F450DF-21888R.jpg

spidey"mj if you're looking for trouble you've just..."
mj"WATCH IT TURKEY, THAT'S MY LINE"

[Dr. Fate]

http://www.comiconart.com/images/AlexLei/June2006_SpidermanBlackCat_AL.JPG
SPIDER-MAN: "Were you eating cat food earlier? You're really taking this cat thing too far."

[ultimatefan]

http://www.comiconart.com/images/AlexLei/June2006_SpidermanBlackCat_AL.JPG
SPIDER-MAN (thinking): Resist temptation to say "nice pussy", resist temptation to say "nice pussy", resist temptation to...

[Dr. Fate]

http://www.comiconart.com/images/AlexLei/June2006_SpidermanBlackCat_AL.JPG
SPIDER-MAN (thinking): Resist temptation to say "nice pussy", resist temptation to say "nice pussy", resist temptation to...
Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha

http://www.comiconart.com/images/AlexLei/June2006_SpidermanBlackCat_AL.JPG
SPIDER-MAN: "Think un-sexy thoughts, think un-sexy thoughts, think un-sexy thoughts, think un-sexy thoughts..."

thinks-
http://i182.photobucket.com/albums/x9/vandar_photo/Hulk_Redraw.jpg
HULK: "Spider-Man is a wimp's excuse for a weakling!"
SPIDER-MAN [thinking]: "Oh God this is so not sexy..."

[Arcturus]

Found this in the community section;

http://i44.photobucket.com/albums/f10/venom4life/7wrsu41.jpg

It's perfect for this thread.

[solardestructon]

Found this in the community section;

http://i44.photobucket.com/albums/f10/venom4life/7wrsu41.jpg

It's perfect for this thread.

Freakishly funny! :woot:

[Dr. Fate]

http://www.comicheroes.co.uk/images/jpegs/Venom_swing_Spider-Man.gif
VENOM: "We've had it with this 'One More Day' crap!"


http://i44.photobucket.com/albums/f10/venom4life/7wrsu41.jpg
TOBEY MJ: "Penis goes there?!"

[solardestructon]

http://www.comiconart.com/images/AlexLei/June2006_SpidermanBlackCat_AL.JPG
Spidey (thinking): Felicia Hardy, eh? More like, Felicia make a me, hardy.

[ultimatefan]

Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha

http://www.comiconart.com/images/AlexLei/June2006_SpidermanBlackCat_AL.JPG
SPIDER-MAN: "Think un-sexy thoughts, think un-sexy thoughts, think un-sexy thoughts, think un-sexy thoughts..."

thinks-
http://i182.photobucket.com/albums/x9/vandar_photo/Hulk_Redraw.jpg
HULK: "Spider-Man is a wimp's excuse for a weakling!"
SPIDER-MAN [thinking]: "Oh God this is so not sexy..."

Thanks! hehehehehehe, that´s from the old classic Simpsons where Homer is attracted to a co-worker, right?

[ultimatefan]

Found this in the community section;

http://i44.photobucket.com/albums/f10/venom4life/7wrsu41.jpg

It's perfect for this thread.

God, this is both funny and horrifying...

[Dr. Fate]

^^Yep, classic Simpsons.

http://i165.photobucket.com/albums/u52/kward71193/ScreenShot414.jpg
TOPHER GRACE: "Oh yeah, I'm the Man. I'm not just a man, I'm *the* Man. Because I played Venom. Oh yeah, I was so cool as Venom, I was so bad ass as Venom, I owned Venom, I rocked as Venom, I was born to play Venom, I was so perfect for Venom, I was the single greatest casting choice ever for a super-villain role, I was so utterly perfect that I put Jack Nicholson's Joker to shame. Hell, I put Ian McKellan's Magneto to shame, and I put Willem Dafoe's Green Goblin to shame, and I put Liam Neeson's Ra's Al Guhl to shame, and Alfred Molina's Dr. Octopus was also put to shame by my spectacular tour de force portrayal of mighty Venom. Oh yes, I Am Mighty. Mighty and strong and powerful. I'm the new epitome of all that is virile and masculine in this world. All previous actors to embody what is masculine and virile are nothing compared to me, your John Waynes, your Charlton Hestons, your Sean Connerys, your Harrison Fords, your Arnold Schwarzeneggers, they're nothing compared to me. Oh yeah, not even Russell Crowe and Hugh Jackman and Gerard Butler can't measure up to me. I own all their sorry asses. I pawn their sorry asses. I am the Ultimate Bad-Ass! I'm the King of the World! I'm going to be the next Brad Pitt level star in Hollywood! I was the real reason everyone came to see this movie! I'm the reason #3 was a mega-hit all over the world! I'm a big time charismatic movie star now! I-"

http://i177.photobucket.com/albums/w206/blk_spidey/Image0929-0102JETIX.jpg?t=1191017002
SPIDER-MAN: "Shut up you effeminate day-dreamer!" [starts banging the rods]
TOPHER GRACE: "Ow! My ears! My very, very sensitive ears! Stop it, please stop it! I beg of you, have mercy upon me!"
SPIDER-MAN: "Wuss."

[3dman27]

Found this in the community section;

http://i44.photobucket.com/albums/f10/venom4life/7wrsu41.jpg

It's perfect for this thread.

whats the threads title or can you make a link?

[ultimatefan]

http://www.comiconart.com/images/AlexLei/June2006_SpidermanBlackCat_AL.JPG
Spidey: Hey, why do I think I put up with my otherwise miserable life? Tragic guys are babe magnets...

[lou2099]

What If..Venom survived at the end of Spider-Man 3?
http://i240.photobucket.com/albums/ff128/16thDay/venomskiny.jpg
VENOM: Come on man!!! I left "That 70's Show" to do this movie! WHY can't I get the spinoff???!!!

[Arcturus]

^

Lmfao!

[Nightmare]

LOL

Venom as monty Burns

[Dr. Fate]

http://www.comiconart.com/images/AlexLei/June2006_SpidermanBlackCat_AL.JPG
Spidey (thinking): Felicia Hardy, eh? More like, Felicia make a me, hardy.
Bwahahahahahahaha

UF - yeah, tragic guys get all the babes. That's probably why Batman gets hotter chicks than Superman.

http://www.comicheroes.co.uk/images/jpegs/Venom_swing_Spider-Man.gif
SPIDER-MAN: "All I said was that I liked the Sammy Hagar era of Van Halen!"

[ultimatefan]

Bwahahahahahahaha

UF - yeah, tragic guys get all the babes. That's probably why Batman gets hotter chicks than Superman.

http://www.comicheroes.co.uk/images/jpegs/Venom_swing_Spider-Man.gif
SPIDER-MAN: "All I said was that I liked the Sammy Hagar era of Van Halen!"

Oh yeah, Batman has all the goods: tragic, dark, mysterious, bad boy...

[ultimatefan]

http://i240.photobucket.com/albums/ff128/16thDay/venomskiny.jpg
VENOM: Who the f*** made a suit that was accurate to Topher Grace´s psysique?!?

[Dr. Fate]

http://i240.photobucket.com/albums/ff128/16thDay/venomskiny.jpg
VENOM: Who the f*** made a suit that was accurate to Topher Grace´s psysique?!?
Bwahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha! Brilliant!

http://www.comiconart.com/images/AlexLei/June2006_SpidermanBlackCat_AL.JPG
BLACK CAT: "I'll never let go, Spider. I'll never let go."
SPIDER-MAN: "It's great to be me."

[ultimatefan]

Bwahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha! Brilliant!

http://www.comiconart.com/images/AlexLei/June2006_SpidermanBlackCat_AL.JPG
BLACK CAT: "I'll never let go, Spider. I'll never let go."
SPIDER-MAN: "It's great to be me."

Thanks! hehehe, God know why he whines so much...

[SPider-T0rch]

http://i44.photobucket.com/albums/f10/venom4life/venOOm.gif
peter: NO SEQUELS FOR YOU, EDDIE!

[Killing Joke926]

What If..Venom survived at the end of Spider-Man 3?
http://i240.photobucket.com/albums/ff128/16thDay/venomskiny.jpg
VENOM: Come on man!!! I left "That 70's Show" to do this movie! WHY can't I get the spinoff???!!!

Because we wanted Venom and got Foreman instead.

Unfortunatly poor Topher will never escape the fate of being the son of Red.

[Dr. Fate]

Because we wanted Venom and got Foreman instead.

Unfortunatly poor Topher will never escape the fate of being the son of Red.
Yep. Sad, really.

http://www.comiconart.com/images/AlexLei/June2006_SpidermanBlackCat_AL.JPG
BLACK CAT: "I won't make you a bad boy so long as you don't try to make me a good girl."
SPIDER-MAN: "Deal."

[ultimatefan]

http://i177.photobucket.com/albums/w206/blk_spidey/Image0929-0102JETIX.jpg?t=1191017002
VENOM: AAAAAAAAARGH, STOP IT!!
SPIDEY: Hah, sonic vibrations affect you, don´t they?!?
VENOM: It´s not that, the Stomp thing is so nineties, drop it already...

[Dr. Fate]

http://i177.photobucket.com/albums/w206/blk_spidey/Image0929-0102JETIX.jpg?t=1191017002
VENOM: AAAAAAAAARGH, STOP IT!!
SPIDEY: Hah, sonic vibrations affect you, don´t they?!?
VENOM: It´s not that, the Stomp thing is so nineties, drop it already...
Hehehehehehe

http://www.comiconart.com/images/AlexLei/June2006_SpidermanBlackCat_AL.JPG
BLACK CAT: "You're not thinking of knocking me up and then running off for 5 years while I raise your bastard kid by myself are you?"
SPIDER-MAN: "Of course not. Who do I look like, Superman?"

[ultimatefan]

Hehehehehehe

http://www.comiconart.com/images/AlexLei/June2006_SpidermanBlackCat_AL.JPG
BLACK CAT: "You're not thinking of knocking me up and then running off for 5 years while I raise your bastard kid by myself are you?"
SPIDER-MAN: "Of course not. Who do I look like, Superman?"

Thanks! hehehehhehe

[ultimatefan]

http://www.comiconart.com/images/AlexLei/June2006_SpidermanBlackCat_AL.JPG
SPIDER-MAN: And THIS is way being one of the good guys pays off, children!

[Dr. Fate]

http://www.comiconart.com/images/AlexLei/June2006_SpidermanBlackCat_AL.JPG
SPIDER-MAN: And THIS is way being one of the good guys pays off, children!
Hehehehehe, nailing sexy chicks, great reward for defending truth, justice & the American Way.

http://www.comicheroes.co.uk/images/jpegs/Venom_swing_Spider-Man.gif
VENOM: "Give us supervillains some of your sexy babes! We need sexy babes too ya know!"

[ultimatefan]

Hehehehehe, nailing sexy chicks, great reward for defending truth, justice & the American Way.

http://www.comicheroes.co.uk/images/jpegs/Venom_swing_Spider-Man.gif
VENOM: "Give us supervillains some of your sexy babes! We need sexy babes too ya know!"

Thanks! hehehehhe, funny thing is in the old days only the villains could have sexy girlfriends...

[Dr. Fate]

Thanks! hehehehhe, funny thing is in the old days only the villains could have sexy girlfriends...
Yeah, man how times have changed.

http://www.insomniacmania.com/news/news_3170_1.jpg
SPIDER-MAN: "You make my spider sense tingle."

[ultimatefan]

http://i240.photobucket.com/albums/ff128/16thDay/venomskiny.jpg
VENOM: C´mon, if Peter can be emo, why can´t I be heroine chick?!?

[lou2099]

http://i182.photobucket.com/albums/x9/vandar_photo/Hulk_Redraw.jpg
J. Jonah Jameson's wet dream.

[DX]

Hahahahahahaha! Good one, Lou :up:

[Dr. Fate]

http://i182.photobucket.com/albums/x9/vandar_photo/Hulk_Redraw.jpg
J. Jonah Jameson's wet dream.
Bwahahahahahahahahahaha! Brilliant!

http://www.comiconart.com/images/AlexLei/June2006_SpidermanBlackCat_AL.JPG
And this would be the Black Cat's/Felicia Hardy's wet dream.





http://www.insomniacmania.com/news/news_3170_1.jpg
SPIDER-MAN: "I Am McLovin."

http://i44.photobucket.com/albums/f10/venom4life/venOOm.gif
VENOM: "No you're not. No one's McLovin. McLovin's never existed because that's a made up dumb F***ING FAIRY TALE NAME, YOU F***!"

[Arcturus]

^

LMFAO!

Especially the last one.

:woot:

[Dr. Fate]

^

LMFAO!

Especially the last one.

:woot:
Thanks.


http://www.comicheroes.co.uk/images/jpegs/Venom_swing_Spider-Man.gif
VENOM: "Wait a minute! You come into my house, my party, to tell me about the future?! That the future is tape, videotape, and not film?! That it's amateurs and not professionals?! I'm a filmmaker, which is why I will never make a movie on tape!"

[ultimatefan]

Bwahahahahahahahahahaha! Brilliant!

http://www.comiconart.com/images/AlexLei/June2006_SpidermanBlackCat_AL.JPG
And this would be the Black Cat's/Felicia Hardy's wet dream.





http://www.insomniacmania.com/news/news_3170_1.jpg
SPIDER-MAN: "I Am McLovin."

http://i44.photobucket.com/albums/f10/venom4life/venOOm.gif
VENOM: "No you're not. No one's McLovin. McLovin's never existed because that's a made up dumb F***ING FAIRY TALE NAME, YOU F***!"

hehehehehehehehehe

[ultimatefan]

http://i44.photobucket.com/albums/f10/venom4life/venOOm.gif
SPIDEY: Look, you don´t have to beat me up and kill me just cuz I made you lose your job and your "intended" girlfriend, revenge is like a poison that...
VENOM: I´m beating you up cuz Megan Gale won´t put on the Wonder Woman tights in Justice League cuz of that f***ing writer´s strike!
SPIDEY: Oh, okay. Keep going, then.

[SalaciousVC]

http://img232.imageshack.us/img232/7206/screenshot0021an1.jpg

Rhino's Hooker Clothes

[Dr. Fate]

http://i44.photobucket.com/albums/f10/venom4life/venOOm.gif
SPIDEY: Look, you don´t have to beat me up and kill me just cuz I made you lose your job and your "intended" girlfriend, revenge is like a poison that...
VENOM: I´m beating you up cuz Megan Gale won´t put on the Wonder Woman tights in Justice League cuz of that f***ing writer´s strike!
SPIDEY: Oh, okay. Keep going, then.
That is something to be angry about.


http://i44.photobucket.com/albums/f10/venom4life/venOOm.gif
VENOM: "Let this be a lesson to you - there's no crying in superhero films!"

[solardestructon]

http://bluray.highdefdigest.com/images/post/1/1412/original.jpeg

Norman: Whoa! This viagra stuff works fast!

[Arcturus]

Movie Reference Time

http://i44.photobucket.com/albums/f10/venom4life/venOOm.gif

Venom: Does that hurt?

Spider-Man: Listen, when you're giving pain to someone, don't think about the pain that person is feeling. Just concentrate on how good it feels to be causing someone pain.

[ultimatefan]

http://i44.photobucket.com/albums/f10/venom4life/venOOm.gif

Venom: Say global warming is a myth!
Spidey:It´s a myth! Further study is needed!
Venom (beats him): That´s for selling out your beliefs!

[Spider-Kid]

http://i44.photobucket.com/albums/f10/venom4life/venOOm.gif

Venom: Say global warming is a myth!
Spidey:It´s a myth! Further study is needed!
Venom (beats him): That´s for selling out your beliefs!
You got that from The Simpsons Movie...

[Spider-Kid]

http://i44.photobucket.com/albums/f10/venom4life/venOOm.gif

Venom: OH MY GOD! YOU KILLED KENNY!
Spider-Man: YOU BASTARD!
Venom: Im not born before my mum and dad were married... Bastard.

[ultimatefan]

You got that from The Simpsons Movie...

Yeah, saw the DVD recently, funnier than the show´s been in years.

[Dr. Fate]

Yeah, saw the DVD recently, funnier than the show´s been in years.
I'll take your word for it. I've been divorced from the Simpsons too long to bother with the film.


http://www.comicheroes.co.uk/images/jpegs/Venom_swing_Spider-Man.gif
VENOM: "That's for spoiling the end of 'Cloverfield' for us ya jerk!"

[>>>venom<<<]

http://i44.photobucket.com/albums/f10/venom4life/venOOm.gif
Venom: EEEEK!!!
A SPIDER!!!!!!

[Nightmare]

http://bluray.highdefdigest.com/images/post/1/1412/original.jpeg

Norman: Whoa! This viagra stuff works fast!

Hahaha

[Spider-Kid]

Yeah, saw the DVD recently, funnier than the show´s been in years.

Yea...

[comic_book_guy]

lmao XD

[Dr. Fate]

http://www.nearmintheroes.org/images/Spiderman.jpg
"This is what happens when you f*** a stranger in the ass!"

[ultimatefan]

http://www.nearmintheroes.org/images/Spiderman.jpg
Spidey: Hmmm, no, watching the Fantastic Four movies still is worse...

[ultimatefan]

http://i44.photobucket.com/albums/f10/venom4life/venOOm.gif
Venom: Why is Heath Ledger dead while no-talent train wrecks like Paris Hilton and Nicole Richie are not only alive but unleashing their stupidity and reckless behavior upon the world, WHY?!?
Spidey: Don´t take it out on me, dude! Even I´m not gonna stop you if you bite their heads off!!

[blk_spidey]

http://img232.imageshack.us/img232/7206/screenshot0021an1.jpg
Rhino: There's a new hero in the town! My name is Little Princess!
Black Guy:wtf?

[3dman27]

http://i44.photobucket.com/albums/f10/venom4life/venOOm.gif

spidey i've HAD IT with this freak its time to call in an EXPERT on stopping scum
get me RAMBO

[solardestructon]

http://img232.imageshack.us/img232/7206/screenshot0021an1.jpg

Officer: Enough is enough. I've had it with these mutha ****** rhinos in this mutha ****** street!

[Master Snake]

http://www.nearmintheroes.org/images/Spiderman.jpg
"This is what happens when you f*** a stranger in the ass!"

LOL!!! This is your best caption, I'd say.

[Dr. Fate]

LOL!!! This is your best caption, I'd say.
Thanks.

http://i177.photobucket.com/albums/w206/blk_spidey/Image0927-2219JETIX4.jpg?t=1191268727
EDDIE: "Shire! Baggins!"

[ultimatefan]

http://i177.photobucket.com/albums/w206/blk_spidey/Image0927-2219JETIX4.jpg?t=1191268727
TOPHER: I BEG you Ashton, don´t drag me into celebrity limbo with you!! At least you´re banging Demi Moore!

[Dr. Fate]

http://i177.photobucket.com/albums/w206/blk_spidey/Image0927-2219JETIX4.jpg?t=1191268727
TOPHER: I BEG you Ashton, don´t drag me into celebrity limbo with you!! At least you´re banging Demi Moore!
Hehehehehe, Ashton has dropped out of sight, hasn't he?

http://i177.photobucket.com/albums/w206/blk_spidey/Image0927-2219JETIX4.jpg?t=1191268727
EDDIE: "Come back here with my pizza you lousy teenage mutant ninja turtles!"

http://www.tvbabble.com/userimages/user2448_1161654149.jpg
LEONARDO: "Kiss our shells, Eric Forman!"

http://i177.photobucket.com/albums/w206/blk_spidey/Image0927-2219JETIX4.jpg?t=1191268727
EDDIE: "Stop calling me Eric Forman!"

[solardestructon]

http://www.nearmintheroes.org/images/Spiderman.jpg

Spidey: I already told you. I DON'T LIKE TO BE MAN-HANDLED!

[Dr. Fate]

http://www.nearmintheroes.org/images/Spiderman.jpg

Spidey: I already told you. I DON'T LIKE TO BE MAN-HANDLED!
Hehehehehehehehe

http://www.nearmintheroes.org/images/Spiderman.jpg
SPIDER-MAN: "It's... not as... painful... as it... looks..."

[kedrell]

http://www.nearmintheroes.org/images/Spiderman.jpg

Dr. Sandman: "See, here's your problem. Your back cramps are being caused because you're carrying around all this yellow junk in your trunk."

[kedrell]

http://www.nearmintheroes.org/images/Spiderman.jpg

Sandman: "Hmm, buns of steel!"

[DoctorJones]

http://www.nearmintheroes.org/images/Spiderman.jpg

In an alternate universe, this is where Stan Lee made his hero exactly like a spider.

[ultimatefan]

Hehehehehe, Ashton has dropped out of sight, hasn't he?

http://i177.photobucket.com/albums/w206/blk_spidey/Image0927-2219JETIX4.jpg?t=1191268727
EDDIE: "Come back here with my pizza you lousy teenage mutant ninja turtles!"

http://www.tvbabble.com/userimages/user2448_1161654149.jpg
LEONARDO: "Kiss our shells, Eric Forman!"

http://i177.photobucket.com/albums/w206/blk_spidey/Image0927-2219JETIX4.jpg?t=1191268727
EDDIE: "Stop calling me Eric Forman!"

Thanks, yeah, to never be seen again, hopefully.

hehehehehe, love the TMNT joke.

[3dman27]

Hehehehehe,



http://www.tvbabble.com/userimages/user2448_1161654149.jpg
leo"hey guys why is APIRIL O'NIELL dressed likeCASEY JONES[QUOTE]
http://i177.photobucket.com/albums/w206/blk_spidey/Image0927-2219JETIX4.jpg?t=1191268727
EDDIE: ""now THATS going too far"

[Dr. Fate]

Thanks, yeah, to never be seen again, hopefully.

hehehehehe, love the TMNT joke.
Thanks.

http://www.nearmintheroes.org/images/Spiderman.jpg
SPIDER-MAN: "Thank you sir, may I have another?"

[ultimatefan]

http://i177.photobucket.com/albums/w206/blk_spidey/Image0927-2219JETIX4.jpg?t=1191268727
EDDIE: Hey, how is it down there, Paris, Nicole, Britney, Lindsay?

[>>>venom<<<]

hilarious captions guys, great job. thot that paris, nicole, britney and lindsey bit was pretty funny.



http://i177.photobucket.com/albums/w206/blk_spidey/Image0927-2219JETIX4.jpg?t=1191268727
Eddie to spidey: WTH?!
THAT WAS MY LAST DOOB! NUMBNUTS!

[solardestructon]

http://i177.photobucket.com/albums/w206/blk_spidey/Image0927-2219JETIX4.jpg?t=1191268727

Eddie: I'm a man too ya know? I go pee pee standing up! :woot:

[Dr. Fate]

http://i177.photobucket.com/albums/w206/blk_spidey/Image0927-2219JETIX4.jpg?t=1191268727
EDDIE: Hey, how is it down there, Paris, Nicole, Britney, Lindsay?
Hehehehehe

Thanks venom.

http://i177.photobucket.com/albums/w206/blk_spidey/Image0927-2219JETIX4.jpg?t=1191268727
EDDIE: "Spartans! Prepare for Glory!"

[kedrell]

http://i177.photobucket.com/albums/w206/blk_spidey/Image0927-2219JETIX4.jpg?t=1191268727

Eddie: I'm a man too ya know? I go pee pee standing up! :woot:

Hahahaha, Kung Pow kicks ass! Weeeeoooooooweeeeeooooooweeeeooooo!!!!:woot:

[>>>venom<<<]

Hehehehehe

Thanks venom.

http://i177.photobucket.com/albums/w206/blk_spidey/Image0927-2219JETIX4.jpg?t=1191268727
EDDIE: "Spartans! Prepare for Glory!"


heheheheh.....hey, what's up doc? you're welcome :-) another good 1!

[>>>venom<<<]

http://i177.photobucket.com/albums/w206/blk_spidey/Image0927-2219JETIX4.jpg?t=1191268727

Eddie:HEY! WTH?!?!?!
I TOOK NAKED PHOTOS OF MAY PARKER WITH THAT CAMERA!!!!

[solardestructon]

http://i177.photobucket.com/albums/w206/blk_spidey/Image0927-2219JETIX4.jpg?t=1191268727

Eddie: He just left....WITH NUTS!

[Arcturus]

^

Lmfao!

[Dr. Fate]

http://i177.photobucket.com/albums/w206/blk_spidey/Image0927-2219JETIX4.jpg?t=1191268727
EDDIE: "From my point of view, the Jedi are evil!"

[darkcarnage]

Hehehehehe, Ashton has dropped out of sight, hasn't he?

http://i177.photobucket.com/albums/w206/blk_spidey/Image0927-2219JETIX4.jpg?t=1191268727
EDDIE: "Come back here with my pizza you lousy teenage mutant ninja turtles!"

http://www.tvbabble.com/userimages/user2448_1161654149.jpg
LEONARDO: "Kiss our shells, Eric Forman!"

http://i177.photobucket.com/albums/w206/blk_spidey/Image0927-2219JETIX4.jpg?t=1191268727
EDDIE: "Stop calling me Eric Forman!"
lol very funny:funny:

[Arcturus]

http://i44.photobucket.com/albums/f10/venom4life/Image0927-2219JETIX4.jpg

EDDIE: Are you supposed to eat the red ones last?!

[darkcarnage]

http://i44.photobucket.com/albums/f10/venom4life/Image0927-2219JETIX4.jpg

EDDIE: Are you supposed to eat the red ones last?!
lol

[kedrell]

http://i44.photobucket.com/albums/f10/venom4life/Image0927-2219JETIX4.jpg

EDDIE: "...so what I'm gonna do is piss and moan like an impotent jerk and then bend over and take it up the tail-pipe!"

[Dr. Fate]

lol very funny:funny:
Thanks.

http://www.dialbforblog.com/archives/100/darwyn_cooke.gif
SPIDER-MAN: "Alright everyone, say Meet the Spartans!"

[ultimatefan]

Hehehehehe

Thanks venom.

http://i177.photobucket.com/albums/w206/blk_spidey/Image0927-2219JETIX4.jpg?t=1191268727
EDDIE: "Spartans! Prepare for Glory!"

Thanks Doc, Venom! hehehehehehe, very proper metaphor for their situation in that point of the movie...

[ultimatefan]

Hehehehehe, Ashton has dropped out of sight, hasn't he?

http://i177.photobucket.com/albums/w206/blk_spidey/Image0927-2219JETIX4.jpg?t=1191268727
EDDIE: "Come back here with my pizza you lousy teenage mutant ninja turtles!"

http://www.tvbabble.com/userimages/user2448_1161654149.jpg
LEONARDO: "Kiss our shells, Eric Forman!"

http://i177.photobucket.com/albums/w206/blk_spidey/Image0927-2219JETIX4.jpg?t=1191268727
EDDIE: "Stop calling me Eric Forman!"

http://i177.photobucket.com/albums/w206/blk_spidey/Image0927-2219JETIX4.jpg?t=1191268727
EDDIE: And BTW, stop calling me Kelso too!!

[Dr. Fate]

http://i177.photobucket.com/albums/w206/blk_spidey/Image0927-2219JETIX4.jpg?t=1191268727
EDDIE: "Street Sharks were way better than you guys!"

http://www.tvbabble.com/userimages/user2448_1161654149.jpg
LEONARDO: "Get that skinny biotch!"

[ultimatefan]

http://i177.photobucket.com/albums/w206/blk_spidey/Image0927-2219JETIX4.jpg?t=1191268727
EDDIE: Hey Justice League movie, how´s it down there?!?

[Dr. Fate]

http://i177.photobucket.com/albums/w206/blk_spidey/Image0927-2219JETIX4.jpg?t=1191268727
EDDIE: Hey Justice League movie, how´s it down there?!?
http://img327.imageshack.us/img327/1856/jlacapaduplacolor21rl.jpg
JLA: "Jerk!"

&

Bwahahahahahahahahahahahahaha!


http://i177.photobucket.com/albums/w206/blk_spidey/Image0927-2219JETIX4.jpg?t=1191268727
EDDIE: "Go do that voodoo that you do so well!"

[Dr. Fate]

http://www.comiconart.com/images/AlexLei/June2006_SpidermanBlackCat_AL.JPG
BLACK CAT: "Lying in my bed I hear the clock tick,
and think of you
caught up in circles confusion--
is nothing new
Flashback--warm nights--
almost left behind
suitcases of memories,
time after--

sometimes you picture me--
I'm walking too far ahead
you're calling to me, I can't hear
what you've said--
Then you say--go slow--
I fall behind--
the second hand unwinds...

if you're lost you can look--and you will find me
time after time
if you fall I will catch you--I'll be waiting
time after time..."

http://www.insomniacmania.com/news/news_3170_1.jpg
BLACK CAT: "...after my picture fades and darkness has
turned to gray
watching through windows--you're wondering
if I'm OK
secrets stolen from deep inside
the drum beats out of time--

if you're lost...

you said go slow--
I fall behind
the second hand unwinds--

if you're lost...
...time after time
time after time
time after time
time after time..."

[Nightmare]

http://www.tvbabble.com/userimages/user2448_1161654149.jpg
LEONARDO: "TO THE BATCAVE!!!!"

[ultimatefan]

http://img327.imageshack.us/img327/1856/jlacapaduplacolor21rl.jpg
JLA: "Jerk!"

&

Bwahahahahahahahahahahahahaha!


http://i177.photobucket.com/albums/w206/blk_spidey/Image0927-2219JETIX4.jpg?t=1191268727
EDDIE: "Go do that voodoo that you do so well!"

Thanks! good follow up!

[Dr. Fate]

Sure thing UF.

http://www.tvbabble.com/userimages/user2448_1161654149.jpg
LEONARDO: "TO THE BATCAVE!!!!"
Hahahahahahaha

http://www.tvbabble.com/userimages/user2448_1161654149.jpg
LEONARDO: "Yes, I was the voice of He-Man/Prince Adam in the 2002 He-Man series."

http://i177.photobucket.com/albums/w206/blk_spidey/Image0927-2219JETIX4.jpg?t=1191268727
EDDIE: "That's not possible!"



http://www.comiconart.com/images/AlexLei/June2006_SpidermanBlackCat_AL.JPG
BLACK CAT: "Spider..."
SPIDER-MAN: "Yes?"
BLACK CAT: "Don't get yourself killed. That would inconvenience me."

[solardestructon]

http://i177.photobucket.com/albums/w206/blk_spidey/Image0927-2219JETIX4.jpg?t=1191268727

Eddie: You can't be in mourning forever! Face it Spidey, the Giants win, nuff said!

[Dr. Fate]

http://i177.photobucket.com/albums/w206/blk_spidey/Image0927-2219JETIX4.jpg?t=1191268727

Eddie: You can't be in mourning forever! Face it Spidey, the Giants win, nuff said!
And Eli Manning is saying "Take that, Peyton!" Or he's paraphrasing Leonidas: "New Yorkers, prepare for glory!"

http://www.comiconart.com/images/AlexLei/June2006_SpidermanBlackCat_AL.JPG
BLACK CAT: "This is for betting on the Giants!"

[3dman27]

[IMG]http://i177.photobucket.com/albums/w206/blk_spidey/Image0927-2219JETIX4.jpg?t=1191268727
EDDIE: "Go do that voodoo that you do so well!"

spidey who do you think i am TNAwrestlings roxxy leveaux?

[ultimatefan]

Sure thing UF.


Hahahahahahaha

http://www.tvbabble.com/userimages/user2448_1161654149.jpg
LEONARDO: "Yes, I was the voice of He-Man/Prince Adam in the 2002 He-Man series."

http://i177.photobucket.com/albums/w206/blk_spidey/Image0927-2219JETIX4.jpg?t=1191268727
EDDIE: "That's not possible!"



http://www.comiconart.com/images/AlexLei/June2006_SpidermanBlackCat_AL.JPG
BLACK CAT: "Spider..."
SPIDER-MAN: "Yes?"
BLACK CAT: "Don't get yourself killed. That would inconvenience me."

hehehehehe, it´s hard to believe it´s the same guy, really...

[ultimatefan]

http://www.comiconart.com/images/AlexLei/June2006_SpidermanBlackCat_AL.JPG
SPIDER-MAN: Awesome, now go do that to about ten thousand writers and lets get this strike over, or my fourth movie will never get off the ground!

[Dr. Fate]

http://www.comiconart.com/images/AlexLei/June2006_SpidermanBlackCat_AL.JPG
SPIDER-MAN: Awesome, now go do that to about ten thousand writers and lets get this strike over, or my fourth movie will never get off the ground!
Bwahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha! Brilliant.

hehehehehe, it´s hard to believe it´s the same guy, really...
Yep, it's the same guy, really. His name is Cameron "Cam" Clarke, 50 years old and still able to sound like a teenager; he was also the voice of Die Fledermause (spelling?) on THE TICK. Just listen to his Prince Adam, it's basically the Leonardo voice only wimpier, while his He-Man is a deeper version of Leonardo.

[Dr. Fate]

http://i177.photobucket.com/albums/w206/blk_spidey/Image0927-2219JETIX4.jpg?t=1191268727
EDDIE: "I want some of that!!! I want a piece of that ass!!!"

http://www.comiconart.com/images/AlexLei/June2006_SpidermanBlackCat_AL.JPG
SPIDER-MAN: "Too bad Foreman, you're not getting anywhere near her! She's mine! All mine! Hahahahaha!"

http://i177.photobucket.com/albums/w206/blk_spidey/Image0927-2219JETIX4.jpg?t=1191268727
EDDIE: "Damn it!"

[Alex The Great]

http://www.follow-me-now.de/assets/images/Spiderman-2.jpg
Norman: Ohhhh that's nasty. To much laxative

[solardestructon]

http://i177.photobucket.com/albums/w206/blk_spidey/Image0927-2219JETIX4.jpg?t=1191268727
EDDIE: "I want some of that!!! I want a piece of that ass!!!"

http://www.comiconart.com/images/AlexLei/June2006_SpidermanBlackCat_AL.JPG
SPIDER-MAN: "Too bad Foreman, you're not getting anywhere near her! She's mine! All mine! Hahahahaha!"

http://i177.photobucket.com/albums/w206/blk_spidey/Image0927-2219JETIX4.jpg?t=1191268727
EDDIE: "Damn it!"

hehehehe, can you blame him? I'd tap that!

[ultimatefan]

Bwahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha! Brilliant.


Yep, it's the same guy, really. His name is Cameron "Cam" Clarke, 50 years old and still able to sound like a teenager; he was also the voice of Die Fledermause (spelling?) on THE TICK. Just listen to his Prince Adam, it's basically the Leonardo voice only wimpier, while his He-Man is a deeper version of Leonardo.

Thanks! yeah, some voice actors have incredible versatility.

[ultimatefan]

http://i177.photobucket.com/albums/w206/blk_spidey/Image0927-2219JETIX4.jpg?t=1191268727
EDDIE: "I want some of that!!! I want a piece of that ass!!!"

http://www.comiconart.com/images/AlexLei/June2006_SpidermanBlackCat_AL.JPG
SPIDER-MAN: "Too bad Foreman, you're not getting anywhere near her! She's mine! All mine! Hahahahaha!"

http://i177.photobucket.com/albums/w206/blk_spidey/Image0927-2219JETIX4.jpg?t=1191268727
EDDIE: "Damn it!"

hehehehehehe, poor Eddie, no luck with the chicks...

[ultimatefan]

http://www.comiconart.com/images/AlexLei/June2006_SpidermanBlackCat_AL.JPG
BLACK CAT: Confess it, if the movie had THIS scene none of you would have b***ed about "emo Peter" or "dorky John Travolta routine" or "too many characters"...

[Dr. Fate]

hehehehe, can you blame him? I'd tap that!
We'd all tap that.


http://www.comiconart.com/images/AlexLei/June2006_SpidermanBlackCat_AL.JPG
BLACK CAT: Confess it, if the movie had THIS scene none of you would have b***ed about "emo Peter" or "dorky John Travolta routine" or "too many characters"...

Hehehe, that's the problem: the movie DID NOT have that scene. :cwink:

And yes, some voice actors are incredible versatility, like Frank Welker (Fred on Scooby-Doo, Megatron + a bunch of other robots on Transformers, Ray Stantz/Slimer on Real Ghostbusters and countless creature voice effects).

http://www.comiconart.com/images/AlexLei/June2006_SpidermanBlackCat_AL.JPG
SPIDER-MAN: "Uh, Cat, there's a big rampaging monster over in Cloverfield, maybe I should, I dunno, go fight it or something?"
BLACK CAT: "You'll fight a rampaging monster when I say you fight a rampaging monster!"
SPIDER-MAN: "Yes ma'am."

[ultimatefan]

We'd all tap that.


Hehehe, that's the problem: the movie DID NOT have that scene. :cwink:

And yes, some voice actors are incredible versatility, like Frank Welker (Fred on Scooby-Doo, Megatron + a bunch of other robots on Transformers, Ray Stantz/Slimer on Real Ghostbusters and countless creature voice effects).

http://www.comiconart.com/images/AlexLei/June2006_SpidermanBlackCat_AL.JPG
SPIDER-MAN: "Uh, Cat, there's a big rampaging monster over in Cloverfield, maybe I should, I dunno, go fight it or something?"
BLACK CAT: "You'll fight a rampaging monster when I say you fight a rampaging monster!"
SPIDER-MAN: "Yes ma'am."

Thanks! Gotta see Cloverfield, hasn´t opened here yet.

[Dr. Fate]

http://img81.imageshack.us/img81/1148/SPshackles.gif
SPIDER-MAN: "Alright, I'm gonna free you, but you have to put out tonight."
MJ: "Aw Spidey, I've had a very long hard day!"
SPIDER-MAN: "Hey, I had to get up early to thwart a terrorist attack, a mugging, a bank robbery, an armored car robbery, a cat that nearly fell off a building, and then I had to stop a world devouring intergalactic space monster!"
MJ: "Oh okay, I guess you deserve a reward..."
SPIDER-MAN: "Damn right I do!"

[rayhiggins]

http://img81.imageshack.us/img81/1148/SPshackles.gif
MJ: "Spider-Man, save me!"
SPIDER-MAN: "Can it wait until the water's about chest-high, or..."
MJ: "NOW!"
SPIDER-MAN: "Alright, alright. Could you at least, I dunno, jump up and down a little?"

[lou2099]

http://i177.photobucket.com/albums/w206/blk_spidey/Image0927-2219JETIX4.jpg?t=1191268727
EDDIE: NOOOOOOO!! THAT'S MY ACTING CAREER DOWN THERE!!!!!!

[kedrell]

http://i177.photobucket.com/albums/w206/blk_spidey/Image0927-2219JETIX4.jpg?t=1191268727
EDDIE: "Come back with my escape pod you fat, bearded ******!"

[ultimatefan]

http://i177.photobucket.com/albums/w206/blk_spidey/Image0927-2219JETIX4.jpg?t=1191268727
EDDIE: I TOLD you there were aligators in the sewer!!

http://www.tvbabble.com/userimages/user2448_1161654149.jpg
LEONARDO: We´re turtles, you idiot!!

[solardestructon]

http://screencapheaven.com/testcoppermine/albums/spiderman1/DVD_VIDEO-268.jpg

Peter: Ah, phrrughhh, pfffffffffffffffffttt, awww!!!

http://i126.photobucket.com/albums/p86/kaleb11/vlcsnap-377734.png

Harry: Damn you Pet ugh....er.......

Peter: Stings, doesn't it?

[Dr. Fate]

http://i177.photobucket.com/albums/w206/blk_spidey/Image0927-2219JETIX4.jpg?t=1191268727
EDDIE: NOOOOOOO!! THAT'S MY ACTING CAREER DOWN THERE!!!!!!
Peter's reply:

http://screencapheaven.com/testcoppermine/albums/spiderman1/DVD_VIDEO-268.jpg
PETER: "Right where it belongs! Hehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehe!"


http://i177.photobucket.com/albums/w206/blk_spidey/Image0927-2219JETIX4.jpg?t=1191268727
EDDIE: I TOLD you there were aligators in the sewer!!

http://www.tvbabble.com/userimages/user2448_1161654149.jpg
LEONARDO: We´re turtles, you idiot!!

Bwahahahahahahahahahahaha!



http://www.comiconart.com/images/AlexLei/June2006_SpidermanBlackCat_AL.JPG
BLACK CAT: "I dont know what it is that makes me love you so
I only know I never want to let you go
cause youve started something
Oh, cant you see?
That ever since we met
Youve had a hold on me
It happens to be true
I only want to be with you

It doesnt matter where you go or what you do
I want to spend each moment of the day with you
Oh, look what has happened with just one kiss
I never knew that I could be in love like this
Its crazy but its true
I only want to be with you

You stopped and smiled at me
And asked if Id care to dance
I fell into your open arms
And I didnt stand a chance
Now listen honey
I just want to be beside you everywhere
As long as were together, honey, I dont care
cause youve started something
Oh, cant you see?
That ever since we met
Youve had a hold on me
No matter what you do
I only want to be with you

Oh, oh, you stopped and you smiled at me
And asked if Id care to dance
I fell into your open arms
And I didnt stand a chance
Now hear me tell you
I just want to be beside you everywhere
As long as were together, honey, I dont care
cause youve started something
Oh, cant you see?
That ever since we met
Youve had a hold on me
No matter what you do
I only want to be with you
I said no matter, no matter what you do
I only want to be with you..."

[ultimatefan]

Peter's reply:

http://screencapheaven.com/testcoppermine/albums/spiderman1/DVD_VIDEO-268.jpg
PETER: "Right where it belongs! Hehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehe!"


Bwahahahahahahahahahahaha!



http://www.comiconart.com/images/AlexLei/June2006_SpidermanBlackCat_AL.JPG
BLACK CAT: "I dont know what it is that makes me love you so
I only know I never want to let you go
cause youve started something
Oh, cant you see?
That ever since we met
Youve had a hold on me
It happens to be true
I only want to be with you

It doesnt matter where you go or what you do
I want to spend each moment of the day with you
Oh, look what has happened with just one kiss
I never knew that I could be in love like this
Its crazy but its true
I only want to be with you

You stopped and smiled at me
And asked if Id care to dance
I fell into your open arms
And I didnt stand a chance
Now listen honey
I just want to be beside you everywhere
As long as were together, honey, I dont care
cause youve started something
Oh, cant you see?
That ever since we met
Youve had a hold on me
No matter what you do
I only want to be with you

Oh, oh, you stopped and you smiled at me
And asked if Id care to dance
I fell into your open arms
And I didnt stand a chance
Now hear me tell you
I just want to be beside you everywhere
As long as were together, honey, I dont care
cause youve started something
Oh, cant you see?
That ever since we met
Youve had a hold on me
No matter what you do
I only want to be with you
I said no matter, no matter what you do
I only want to be with you..."

Thanks! Sweet song.

[Dr. Fate]

Thanks! Sweet song.
You're welcome. Originally a Dusty Springfield song later covered by the Bay City Rollers and many others.

http://www.tvbabble.com/userimages/user2448_1161654149.jpg
LEONARDO: "We want some of that!"

http://www.comiconart.com/images/AlexLei/June2006_SpidermanBlackCat_AL.JPG
SPIDER-MAN: "C'mon guys, you've got April O'Neil!"

[3dman27]

You're welcome. Originally a Dusty Springfield song later covered by the Bay City Rollers and many others.

http://www.tvbabble.com/userimages/user2448_1161654149.jpg
LEONARDO: "We want some of that!"

http://www.comiconart.com/images/AlexLei/June2006_SpidermanBlackCat_AL.JPG
SPIDER-MAN: "C'mon guys, you've got April O'Neil!"

mikey "yeah but SHE has casey jones the most jealous boyfriend in nyc"

[ultimatefan]

http://www.comiconart.com/images/AlexLei/June2006_SpidermanBlackCat_AL.JPG
SPIDER-MAN: Hah, and they say guys wearing superhero costumes in public never get laid...

http://www.collider.com/uploads/imageGallery/Flash_DC_Comics/the_simpsons_comic_book_guy_as_flash.jpg
COMIC BOOK GUY: Speak for yourself, wiseass!!

[lou2099]

http://i64.photobucket.com/albums/h192/powderman_2222/145.jpg
"Look out, here comes the Spider-Muppet!"

[lou2099]

http://i85.photobucket.com/albums/k47/jiminyale/Picture2-4.jpg
1ST COP: It's the Sandman! And he's holding a WALLET! FIRE!!!!!

[lou2099]

http://www.freewebs.com/marvelspidey/newspide3pics1.jpg
EDDIE: (thinking) Hmm, she's staring at me so intently. I think she wants a piece of ol me.
Who Betty is really seeing.
http://www.walkingtallmovie.com/assets/downloads/desktops/wt_1_800.jpg

[Dr. Fate]

http://www.freewebs.com/marvelspidey/newspide3pics1.jpg
EDDIE: (thinking) Hmm, she's staring at me so intently. I think she wants a piece of ol me.
Who Betty is really seeing.
http://www.walkingtallmovie.com/assets/downloads/desktops/wt_1_800.jpg
Bwahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha! Brilliant!

Comic Book Guy in the Flash suit is a truly scary sight.

http://www.freewebs.com/marvelspidey/newspide3pics1.jpg
BETTY: "Can you get me Fez's autograph?! Or even better, can you get me Red Forman's autograph? He is just so masculine and sexy, a woman melts just hearing his craggy voice."
EDDIE: ":cmad:"

[ultimatefan]

Bwahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha! Brilliant!

Comic Book Guy in the Flash suit is a truly scary sight.

http://www.freewebs.com/marvelspidey/newspide3pics1.jpg
BETTY: "Can you get me Fez's autograph?! Or even better, can you get me Red Forman's autograph? He is just so masculine and sexy, a woman melts just hearing his craggy voice."
EDDIE: ":cmad:"

Yeah, it is.

hehehehehehe, grumpy men are sexy...

[ultimatefan]

http://www.freewebs.com/marvelspidey/newspide3pics1.jpg
TOPHER: I´m gonna make a "who´s the hottest superhero movie chick" competition between you, Nicole Kidman, Jennifer Garner and Eva Mendes...
BANKS: Better, I´m gonna make a "who´s the fakest blonde" competition between you and Jessica Alba...

[3dman27]

[QUOTE=ultimatefan;14029036]http://www.freewebs.com/marvelspidey/newspide3pics1.jpg
TOPHER: I´m gonna make a "who´s the hottest superhero movie chick" competition between you, Nicole Kidman, Jennifer Garner and Eva Mendes...
[QUOTE/] 3d-man [off panel]"i think that'c come down to nicole vs jennifer"

[Dr. Fate]

http://www.freewebs.com/marvelspidey/newspide3pics1.jpg
TOPHER: I´m gonna make a "who´s the hottest superhero movie chick" competition between you, Nicole Kidman, Jennifer Garner and Eva Mendes...
BANKS: Better, I´m gonna make a "who´s the fakest blonde" competition between you and Jessica Alba...
Hahahaha, I think Alba wins that one.


http://i177.photobucket.com/albums/w206/blk_spidey/Image0927-2219JETIX4.jpg?t=1191268727
EDDIE: "It's Morphin' Time!"

[ultimatefan]

Hahahaha, I think Alba wins that one.


http://i177.photobucket.com/albums/w206/blk_spidey/Image0927-2219JETIX4.jpg?t=1191268727
EDDIE: "It's Morphin' Time!"

Thanks! Yeah, it´s a close one...

[CGHulk]

http://img177.imageshack.us/img177/3474/11534820219362oo9.jpg (http://imageshack.us)
SPIDERMAN: "My spidey senses are tingling!"

[lou2099]

http://img177.imageshack.us/img177/3474/11534820219362oo9.jpg[/URL]
SPIDER-MAN: I'd rather call this Brand Nude Day!

[3dman27]

http://img177.imageshack.us/img177/3474/11534820219362oo9.jpg[/URL]
spidey what i've give to be a WRESTLING PROMOTER right now, i'd make a fortune

[lou2099]

spidey what i've give to be a WRESTLING PROMOTER right now, i'd make a fortune
Please retire, 3-D Man.

[SalaciousVC]

Please retire, 3-D Man.
huh :huh:

[Dr. Fate]

http://i8.photobucket.com/albums/a11/wiegeabo/JJJ.jpg
JJJ: "Go do that voodoo that you do so well!"

[blk_spidey]

lol!

[DoctorJones]

http://i8.photobucket.com/albums/a11/wiegeabo/JJJ.jpg

"Ellen Page should win an Oscar for Juno!

Otherwise I'd be a bad father."

[ultimatefan]

http://img177.imageshack.us/img177/3474/11534820219362oo9.jpg (http://imageshack.us)
SPIDEy: Why is my spider-sense tingling?
MJ: Hmmm, could be cuz we brought a whip.
BC: And a rubber d***...
SPIDEY: I KNEW it was too good to be true...

[Dr. Fate]

http://i62.photobucket.com/albums/h119/Robotchicken09/613c302e0f5d2a8648b73e5ce232fb85.gif
VENOM: "Yay, writer's strike is over! But now a new strike begins - the trucker strike!"

[lou2099]

http://img177.imageshack.us/img177/3760/pdvd1353wb.png
"What's the matter, Harry?"
http://img332.imageshack.us/img332/3469/pdvd1365nd.png
"..."
http://img177.imageshack.us/img177/4959/pdvd1389le.png
"Are you doing drugs?"
http://img332.imageshack.us/img332/3469/pdvd1365nd.png
"..."
http://img03.picoodle.com/img/img03/7/4/4/f_Untitled1m_800b5da.jpg
"ARE YOU!?!?!"
http://img332.imageshack.us/img332/8643/pdvd1399ch.pngI know it's late but this is so damn funny!

[lou2099]

The year was 2006:
http://i85.photobucket.com/albums/k47/jiminyale/HarryDreams.jpg
FRANCO: Flyboys and Anapolis will make $100 million each at the box office. And Tristan & Isolde will get me an Oscar nomination. Things can only get better from here.
2007:
http://i177.photobucket.com/albums/w206/blk_spidey/Image0607-2340JETIX1.jpg?t=1181249051
FRANCO: I get killed in Spider-Man 3 and a four minute cameo in In the Valley of Elah?
http://img332.imageshack.us/img332/8643/pdvd1399ch.png

FRANCO: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

[kedrell]

Hahaha, well at least he get's a major part in Pinapple Express this year.:cwink:

[Dr. Fate]

http://www.dialbforblog.com/archives/100/darwyn_cooke.gif
Spider-Man Covers the premiere of the Dark Knight.


A little early I know but I just wanted to use that pic.

[Milu]

http://i177.photobucket.com/albums/w206/blk_spidey/Image0927-2219JETIX4.jpg?t=1191268727
EDDIE: "Come back with my escape pod you fat, bearded ******!"
Yes, Spaceballs FTW :D .

[WalterKovacs]

http://i157.photobucket.com/albums/t73/pig_jizz/peterlive.jpg
"If you want peter to live, you're gonna do something for me..."
or...
"How do you like *that* spidey?"
or...
"Stings, doesn't it?"
"And that taste...mmm, strawberries!"
"Soo good!"

PETER: You Came!
HARRY: Looks like just in the knick of time.
PETER: Few minutes ago wouldn't have been so bad.
HARRY: Whattya gonna do?

[ultimatefan]

The year was 2006:
http://i85.photobucket.com/albums/k47/jiminyale/HarryDreams.jpg
FRANCO: Flyboys and Anapolis will make $100 million each at the box office. And Tristan & Isolde will get me an Oscar nomination. Things can only get better from here.
2007:
http://i177.photobucket.com/albums/w206/blk_spidey/Image0607-2340JETIX1.jpg?t=1181249051
FRANCO: I get killed in Spider-Man 3 and a four minute cameo in In the Valley of Elah?
http://img332.imageshack.us/img332/8643/pdvd1399ch.png

FRANCO: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

hehehehehehe, poor James, can´t catch a break...

[ultimatefan]

http://www.dialbforblog.com/archives/100/darwyn_cooke.gif
Spider-Man Covers the premiere of the Dark Knight.


A little early I know but I just wanted to use that pic.

hehehehehe, kinda weird Bats is the one in a bad mood, but then again, it´s Bats... Allow me to follow up:

BATMAN: I, uh... I want to thank you all for coming here tonight and drinking all of my booze.
No, really. uh... There's a thing about being a Wayne that... you're never short of a few freeloaders, like yourselves, to fill up your mansion with, so, here's to you people. Thank you.
SPIDEY: That's enough, Bruce.
BATMAN: Mm... I'm not finished. To all of you, uh, to all of you phonies, all of you two-faced friends, you sycophantic suck-ups who smile through your teeth at me, please... leave me in peace. Please... go. Stop smiling. It's not a joke. Please leave. The party's over. Get out.

[Arcturus]

http://i44.photobucket.com/albums/f10/venom4life/11534820219362oo9.jpg

Black Cat: Oh Spidey...

Mary Jane Watson: Oh Peter...

Spider-Man: Oh yeah, i'm a lucky guy...my spider sense is going off the scale! It's like we're being watched, but by who or what?

http://i44.photobucket.com/albums/f10/venom4life/fapfapbs9.gif

...

[Dr. Fate]

http://i44.photobucket.com/albums/f10/venom4life/11534820219362oo9.jpg

Black Cat: Oh Spidey...

Mary Jane Watson: Oh Peter...

Spider-Man: Oh yeah, i'm a lucky guy...my spider sense is going off the scale! It's like we're being watched, but by who or what?

http://i44.photobucket.com/albums/f10/venom4life/fapfapbs9.gif

...
Bwahahahahahahahahahahahaha

http://i8.photobucket.com/albums/a11/wiegeabo/JJJ.jpg
JJJ: "Give me Sam Raimi or give me death!"

Sorry, that sucked.

[Beanjuice]

http://content6.flixster.com/question/37/80/57/3780576_std.jpg

jj: parker!! my sources tell me that on wednesdays,spiderman goes to a ballet lesson and performs as an extra in CATS the musical. go get me a photo!!



http://i167.photobucket.com/albums/u157/dsr55/w5reyijkw4y.jpg


spidey: WHO ELSE DID YOU TELL??!!!

venom: no one else i swear!!

[3dman27]

http://content6.flixster.com/question/37/80/57/3780576_std.jpg

jj: parker!! my sources tell me that on wednesdays,spiderman goes to a ballet lesson and performs as an extra in CATS the musical. go get me a photo!!



http://i167.photobucket.com/albums/u157/dsr55/w5reyijkw4y.jpg


spidey: WHO ELSE DID YOU TELL??!!!

venom: no one else i swear!!SPIDEY CATS CLOSED ON BROADWAYTWO YEARS AGO VENOM use a convincing lie if you've gotta frame me besides its TAEKWANDO on wednday not ballet

[ultimatefan]

http://i167.photobucket.com/albums/u157/dsr55/w5reyijkw4y.jpg
SPIDEY: You´re played by Topher Grace, nyah nyah nyah nyah!

[Dr. Fate]

http://i167.photobucket.com/albums/u157/dsr55/w5reyijkw4y.jpg
SPIDEY: You´re played by Topher Grace, nyah nyah nyah nyah!
Hehehehehehe

http://i167.photobucket.com/albums/u157/dsr55/w5reyijkw4y.jpg
SPIDER-MAN: "Guess what V? I just told Iron Man you swapped his booze!"
VENOM: "You son of a-!!!"

[ultimatefan]

Hehehehehehe

http://i167.photobucket.com/albums/u157/dsr55/w5reyijkw4y.jpg
SPIDER-MAN: "Guess what V? I just told Iron Man you swapped his booze!"
VENOM: "You son of a-!!!"

Thanks! I wonder who posed for this pic, barely needs captions...

[lou2099]

http://i12.photobucket.com/albums/a227/g-david47/spider-man-3.jpg
SPIDER-MAN: Aunt May! You overcooked the pot roast!

[lou2099]

http://i113.photobucket.com/albums/n237/mkrolfe/pete-1.jpg
PETER: I don't know what's worse: losing my powers or seeing Kirsten Dunst passing off as a face model.

[ultimatefan]

http://i8.photobucket.com/albums/a11/wiegeabo/JJJ.jpg
JJJ: I can´t believe people paid for tickets to see what they get for a couple bucks at the comic book store! To me, everyone in this theater is a giant sucker, ESPECIALLY YOU!!

[Dr. Fate]

http://i186.photobucket.com/albums/x135/symbiote24/ghgg.gif
SPIDER-MAN: "Dancing Machine!"

[ultimatefan]

http://i186.photobucket.com/albums/x135/symbiote24/ghgg.gif
SPIDER-MAN: "Dancing Machine!"

That´s both funny and disturbing...

[Dr. Fate]

That´s both funny and disturbing...
It's from a few pages back.

http://i149.photobucket.com/albums/s79/PJBoySv/friendorfoescreen220.jpg
VENOM: "For the last time I'm not having a perma-white debate with you!"

[DoctorJones]

http://i8.photobucket.com/albums/a11/wiegeabo/JJJ.jpg
JJJ: I can´t believe people paid for tickets to see what they get for a couple bucks at the comic book store! To me, everyone in this theater is a giant sucker, ESPECIALLY YOU!!

I was almost prepared to take Homer's advice at that point, but fortunately I didn't.

[ultimatefan]

I was almost prepared to take Homer's advice at that point, but fortunately I didn't.

Yeah it was much funnier than I expected.

[Alex The Great]

http://i12.photobucket.com/albums/a227/g-david47/spider-man-3.jpg
SPIDER-MAN: Dear god JJJ! When was the last time you took your laxatives?!

[Dr. Fate]

http://www.nearmintheroes.org/images/Spiderman.jpg
"OW! Stop that! I don't deserve this! All I did was an emo John Travolta impression!"

[SalaciousVC]

http://i186.photobucket.com/albums/x135/symbiote24/ghgg.gif
SPIDER-MAN: "Dancing Machine!"

Awesomeness,I made that gif :woot:,Funny caption too,fate

[Dr. Fate]

Awesomeness,I made that gif :woot:,Funny caption too,fate
I did not know that. And Thank you. Here's an alternate take -

http://i186.photobucket.com/albums/x135/symbiote24/ghgg.gif
PETE/SPIDY: "Friday Night, The Feelin's Right, I Got To Dance, Dance, Dance, Dance Dance!"

Sorry, I heard a similar gag on MST3K once, but it doesn't work as well without Frank Conniff (TV's Frank).

[kedrell]

http://i8.photobucket.com/albums/a11/wiegeabo/JJJ.jpg
JJJ: "Bring me the head of Alfredo Garcia!"

[Dr. Fate]

http://i8.photobucket.com/albums/a11/wiegeabo/JJJ.jpg
JJJ: "You are such a disappointing pair. I prayed so hard for you. It saddens and hurts me that the two young boys whom I taught to believe in the Ten Commandments have come back to me as two thieves, with filthy mouths and bad attitudes. Get out! And don't come back until you've redeemed yourselves..."

http://img.timeinc.net/who/pap/070521k/1747_Tokyo_AfterParty.jpg
MAGUIRE: "And all because we didn't get him de-caf."

[ultimatefan]

http://i8.photobucket.com/albums/a11/wiegeabo/JJJ.jpg
JJJ: Listen to me, Vanderbilly or whatever, HERE´S what I want for the sequel: Less villains, less teen soapie drama, no dancing, AND MORE SCREENTIME FOR ME, DAMMIT!!!

[>>>venom<<<]

http://www.nearmintheroes.org/images/Spiderman.jpg
Sandman: Spiderman, you, REALLY gotta add pockets one of these days. Im startin to get tired of looking in there all the time.

[>>>venom<<<]

http://i8.photobucket.com/albums/a11/wiegeabo/JJJ.jpg
JJJ: YOU!!! KILLED KENNY! YOU BASTARD!!!

[Dr. Fate]

http://i8.photobucket.com/albums/a11/wiegeabo/JJJ.jpg
JJJ: Listen to me, Vanderbilly or whatever, HERE´S what I want for the sequel: Less villains, less teen soapie drama, no dancing, AND MORE SCREENTIME FOR ME, DAMMIT!!!
Hehehehehehehe

http://www.nearmintheroes.org/images/Spiderman.jpg
SANDMAN: "Don't you never say Val Kilmer's Batman was better than Michael Keaton's Batman!"

[solardestructon]

http://www.nearmintheroes.org/images/Spiderman.jpg

Sandman: Hey, hey, is that a mirror in your pocket? Cause I can see myself in your pants!

Spidey: I can feel yourself in my pants, thank you very much.

[ultimatefan]

Hehehehehehehe

http://www.nearmintheroes.org/images/Spiderman.jpg
SANDMAN: "Don't you never say Val Kilmer's Batman was better than Michael Keaton's Batman!"

Thanks! Tou tell him, Sandman! From now on Val Kilmer is KITT...:woot:

[Dr. Fate]

Thanks! Tou tell him, Sandman! From now on Val Kilmer is KITT...:woot:
Is he really?

The sequel -

http://www.nearmintheroes.org/images/Spiderman.jpg
SPIDER-MAN: "Hey, at least Val Kilmer had the matinee idol celebrity businessman looks & the square jaw typically associated with Batman, whereas Michael Keaton, while not an ugly man by any means, looked more like some random guy you'd see in a blue collar bar!"
SANDMAN: "Shut the f*** up!:
SPIDER-MAN: "I guess it doesn't matter now that there's Christian Bale-"
SANDMAN: "I said shut the f*** up!"

Not a Keaton bash, I swear!

[Spider-Kid]

http://i8.photobucket.com/albums/a11/wiegeabo/JJJ.jpg
JJJ: Listen to me, Vanderbilly or whatever, HERE´S what I want for the sequel: Less villains, less teen soapie drama, no dancing, AND MORE SCREENTIME FOR ME, DAMMIT!!!


Hehehe!! Classic!!!


http://i8.photobucket.com/albums/a11/wiegeabo/JJJ.jpg
JJJ: GIMME A F! GIMME a Art!

[Spider-Kid]

http://img.timeinc.net/who/pap/070521k/1747_Tokyo_AfterParty.jpg
Tobey: Were Gay!
Topher: You can Say that again Baby! :grin:

[Spider-Kid]

http://i8.photobucket.com/albums/a11/wiegeabo/JJJ.jpg
JJJ: OH MY GOD YOU SICK BASTARD, HOW DO YOU EXPECT TO GIVE TOBEY MORE SCREEN TIME, HE SUCKS ASS DUDE! I WANT MORE SCREEN TIME NOOOOOOWWWWW!!!!

[Spider-Kid]

http://i8.photobucket.com/albums/a11/wiegeabo/JJJ.jpg
JJJ: I can´t believe people paid for tickets to see what they get for a couple bucks at the comic book store! To me, everyone in this theater is a giant sucker, ESPECIALLY YOU!!

Again, you got it from

The Simpsons Movie

[Dr. Fate]

http://i8.photobucket.com/albums/a11/wiegeabo/JJJ.jpg
JJJ: "You shot Marvin!"

[Arcturus]

The Venom/Spider-Man super terrific hour

http://i44.photobucket.com/albums/f10/venom4life/PDVD_000-1.jpg

Eddie: How do you like my new hairstyle?

Peter: I think you used too much hair gel.

*Insert audience laughter*


http://i44.photobucket.com/albums/f10/venom4life/PDVD_003.jpg

Peter: Hey I can see up MJ's skirt from here!

Venom: Really?!

*Insert audience laughter*

http://i44.photobucket.com/albums/f10/venom4life/PDVD_005.jpg

Peter: GRRRR! I've got the scariest grin!

http://i44.photobucket.com/albums/f10/venom4life/PDVD_004.jpg

Venom: Bull****!

*Insert audience laughter*

[Dr. Fate]

The Venom/Spider-Man super terrific hour

http://i44.photobucket.com/albums/f10/venom4life/PDVD_000-1.jpg

Eddie: How do you like my new hairstyle?

Peter: I think you used too much hair gel.

*Insert audience laughter*


http://i44.photobucket.com/albums/f10/venom4life/PDVD_003.jpg

Peter: Hey I can see up MJ's skirt from here!

Venom: Really?!

*Insert audience laughter*

http://i44.photobucket.com/albums/f10/venom4life/PDVD_005.jpg

Peter: GRRRR! I've got the scariest grin!

http://i44.photobucket.com/albums/f10/venom4life/PDVD_004.jpg

Venom: Bull****!

*Insert audience laughter*
Ah, nothing like macho hero/villain one upmanship.

http://i44.photobucket.com/albums/f10/venom4life/PDVD_005.jpg
PETER: "Get your stinkin' paws off me ya damn dirty former Fox sitcom star!"

http://i44.photobucket.com/albums/f10/venom4life/PDVD_004.jpg
VENOM: "That was uncalled for!"

[ultimatefan]

http://i44.photobucket.com/albums/f10/venom4life/PDVD_004.jpg
VENOM: Steve Tyler? Nah, but I get that all the time...

[Dr. Fate]

http://i44.photobucket.com/albums/f10/venom4life/PDVD_004.jpg
VENOM: Steve Tyler? Nah, but I get that all the time...
Hehehehehehehehehehehehehe

http://img517.imageshack.us/img517/750/venpetewe5.gif
VENOM: "This is what happens when you f*** a stranger in the ass!"
SPIDER-MAN: ":wow:"

[ultimatefan]

Hehehehehehehehehehehehehe

http://img517.imageshack.us/img517/750/venpetewe5.gif
VENOM: "This is what happens when you f*** a stranger in the ass!"
SPIDER-MAN: ":wow:"

Thanks! Now THAT´S a disturbing image...

[3dman27]

http://www.tvbabble.com/userimages/user2448_1161654149.jpg"leo
"why doesn't CAPTAIN AMERICA get a crack at a tv series?

master splinter
"sadly the television networks are as you say clueless as to what makes a good super-hero tv show"

[Dr. Fate]

leo
"why doesn't CAPTAIN AMERICA get a crack at a tv series?

master splinter
"sadly the television networks are as you say clueless as to what makes a good super-hero tv show"
Hehehehehehe

http://i44.photobucket.com/albums/f10/venom4life/PDVD_004.jpg
VENOM: "He stole your pizza! I caught him & strung him up for ya!"

http://www.tvbabble.com/userimages/user2448_1161654149.jpg
LEONARDO: "Get him!"

http://i44.photobucket.com/albums/f10/venom4life/PDVD_005.jpg
SPIDER-MAN: "Damn you, Venom!"

[ultimatefan]

http://i44.photobucket.com/albums/f10/venom4life/PDVD_005.jpg
SPIDER-MAN: What, my movie didn´t get even an Oscar nomination for visual FX and the f***ing Golden Compass won?!? That´s it, I´m on the dark side for good now!!

[Dr. Fate]

http://i44.photobucket.com/albums/f10/venom4life/PDVD_005.jpg
SPIDER-MAN: What, my movie didn´t get even an Oscar nomination for visual FX and the f***ing Golden Compass won?!? That´s it, I´m on the dark side for good now!!
Hehehehehehehehehehehehehehe

Look at it this way Spidey, you made more $$$ than Golden Compass, which may not even get a sequel.

http://i8.photobucket.com/albums/a11/wiegeabo/JJJ.jpg
JJJ: "SHUT UP! Enough already, Ballstein! Who cares about Derek Zoolander anyway? The man has only one look, for Christ's sake! Blue Steel? Ferrari? Le Tigra? They're the same face! Doesn't anybody notice this? I feel like I'm taking crazy pills! I invented the piano key necktie, I invented it! What have you done, Derek? You've done nothing! NOTHIIIING! And I will be a monkey's uncle if I let you ruin this for me, because if you can't get the job done, then I will! Die, you wage-hiking scum!"

[ultimatefan]

Hehehehehehehehehehehehehehe

Look at it this way Spidey, you made more $$$ than Golden Compass, which may not even get a sequel.

http://i8.photobucket.com/albums/a11/wiegeabo/JJJ.jpg
JJJ: "SHUT UP! Enough already, Ballstein! Who cares about Derek Zoolander anyway? The man has only one look, for Christ's sake! Blue Steel? Ferrari? Le Tigra? They're the same face! Doesn't anybody notice this? I feel like I'm taking crazy pills! I invented the piano key necktie, I invented it! What have you done, Derek? You've done nothing! NOTHIIIING! And I will be a monkey's uncle if I let you ruin this for me, because if you can't get the job done, then I will! Die, you wage-hiking scum!"

Thanks!

hehehehehehe, Zoolander, a favorite guilty pleasure of mine...

[Dr. Fate]

Thanks!

hehehehehehe, Zoolander, a favorite guilty pleasure of mine...
I've never actually seen Zoolander all the way through, haven't seen a lot of Ben Stiller movies to be honest or any of the "Frat Pack" movies as they're called, I just remembered that one line and thought it fit the angry yelling JJJ.

http://www.nearmintheroes.org/images/Spiderman.jpg
SANDMAN: "Didn't like the Godfather?! Fry!!!"

[Milu]

http://i8.photobucket.com/albums/a11/wiegeabo/JJJ.jpg
"I have never in my life yelled at a girl like this! I was rooting for you, we were all rooting for you! How dare you! You go to bed at night, you lay there, you take responsibility for yourself, because no one will take responsibility for you!"

[kedrell]

http://i182.photobucket.com/albums/x9/vandar_photo/Hulk_Redraw.jpg
Hulk: "This is for being a Sony sell-out!"
Spider-Man: "But didn't your 1st movie sell-out to Universal?"
Hulk: "Yes, but Hulk's learned the error of his ways. Too bad Hulk can't say the same for you! Now where's Ghost Rider?"

[Dr. Fate]

http://i182.photobucket.com/albums/x9/vandar_photo/Hulk_Redraw.jpg
Hulk: "This is for being a Sony sell-out!"
Spider-Man: "But didn't your 1st movie sell-out to Universal?"
Hulk: "Yes, but Hulk's learned the error of his ways. Too bad Hulk can't say the same for you! Now where's Ghost Rider?"
Hehehehehehehe

http://i182.photobucket.com/albums/x9/vandar_photo/Hulk_Redraw.jpg
HULK: "This is for getting Jessica Alba cast as the Invisible Woman! Worst miscasting ever!"

[ultimatefan]

http://i182.photobucket.com/albums/x9/vandar_photo/Hulk_Redraw.jpg
HULK: This is because Tobey Maguire once went swimming naked with Liv Tyler!!

[Dr. Fate]

http://i182.photobucket.com/albums/x9/vandar_photo/Hulk_Redraw.jpg
HULK: This is because Tobey Maguire once went swimming naked with Liv Tyler!!
When did that happen?

http://i182.photobucket.com/albums/x9/vandar_photo/Hulk_Redraw.jpg
HULK: "Don't you ever make Hulk watch that lousy Indiana Jones & The Kingdom of the Crystal Skull trailer again!"

[Vaportrail]

http://i182.photobucket.com/albums/x9/vandar_photo/Hulk_Redraw.jpg
Oh yeah? Well anime THIS!!

[Dr. Fate]

http://i182.photobucket.com/albums/x9/vandar_photo/Hulk_Redraw.jpg
HULK: "Don't you talk trash about Edward Norton!"

[ultimatefan]

When did that happen?

http://i182.photobucket.com/albums/x9/vandar_photo/Hulk_Redraw.jpg
HULK: "Don't you ever make Hulk watch that lousy Indiana Jones & The Kingdom of the Crystal Skull trailer again!"

Tobey told that story on a talk show, it was many years ago, and he got sick and threw up while swimming... See, THAT´S why he´s perfect to play Peter...:woot:

[Dr. Fate]

Tobey told that story on a talk show, it was many years ago, and he got sick and threw up while swimming... See, THAT´S why he´s perfect to play Peter...:woot:
Well I'll be a monkey's uncle.

http://i182.photobucket.com/albums/x9/vandar_photo/Hulk_Redraw.jpg
HULK: "I know it was you, Fredo! You broke my heart! You broke my heart!"

[ultimatefan]

http://i182.photobucket.com/albums/x9/vandar_photo/Hulk_Redraw.jpg
HULK: Look, there´s a bug on the wall!
SPIDEY: Great, a bad temper and a lousy sense of humor on top of that...

[Dr. Fate]

http://i182.photobucket.com/albums/x9/vandar_photo/Hulk_Redraw.jpg
HULK: Look, there´s a bug on the wall!
SPIDEY: Great, a bad temper and a lousy sense of humor on top of that...
Hehehehehehehehe

http://i182.photobucket.com/albums/x9/vandar_photo/Hulk_Redraw.jpg
SPIDER-MAN: "Why are you doing this?!"
HULK: "I've taken a contract to kick the ass of anyone who did not switch to Geico!"
SPIDER-MAN: "But I don't even have a car!"
HULK: "Well, you should still switch to Geico"

[ultimatefan]

Hehehehehehehehe

http://i182.photobucket.com/albums/x9/vandar_photo/Hulk_Redraw.jpg
SPIDER-MAN: "Why are you doing this?!"
HULK: "I've taken a contract to kick the ass of anyone who did not switch to Geico!"
SPIDER-MAN: "But I don't even have a car!"
HULK: "Well, you should still switch to Geico"

Thanks!

hehehehehehe, I KNEW Geico was evil...

[Dr. Fate]

http://img237.imageshack.us/img237/9643/auntmay3copyxh4.jpg (http://imageshack.us/)
AUNT MAY: "I'm gonna make you an offer you can't refuse."

[Web-Head]

http://img237.imageshack.us/img237/9643/auntmay3copyxh4.jpg (http://imageshack.us/)
Aunt May: ...Now, about that free toaster...

[kedrell]

http://img237.imageshack.us/img237/9643/auntmay3copyxh4.jpg (http://imageshack.us/)
Aunt May: "It says FREE TOASTER right here! English motherf**ker! Do you read it?!!"

[Dr. Fate]

http://www.cinemacomrapadura.com.br/filmes/img/1837-2006-06-02-01:26:34_1.jpg
PETER: "I must engage in homicidal behavior on a massive scale. It cannot be corrected, but I have no other way to fulfill my needs."

[blk_spidey]

http://img517.imageshack.us/img517/750/venpetewe5.gif
Peter: Oh yes.. $uck me beautiful!

http://www.tvbabble.com/userimages/user2448_1161654149.jpg
Turtels: What The F is that?

http://i182.photobucket.com/albums/x9/vandar_photo/Hulk_Redraw.jpg
Hulk: *SMASH* I supposed to have that....

[Dr. Fate]

http://img517.imageshack.us/img517/750/venpetewe5.gif
Peter: Oh yes.. $uck me beautiful!

http://www.tvbabble.com/userimages/user2448_1161654149.jpg
Turtels: What The F is that?

http://i182.photobucket.com/albums/x9/vandar_photo/Hulk_Redraw.jpg
Hulk: *SMASH* I supposed to have that....
Bwahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha!

http://img517.imageshack.us/img517/750/venpetewe5.gif
SPIDEY: "Oh yes... oh yes... Oh Yes..."

http://www.tvbabble.com/userimages/user2448_1161654149.jpg
LEONARDO: "Hey! Don't do that in our sewer!"

[blk_spidey]

Bwahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha!

http://img517.imageshack.us/img517/750/venpetewe5.gif
SPIDEY: "Oh yes... oh yes... Oh Yes..."

http://www.tvbabble.com/userimages/user2448_1161654149.jpg
LEONARDO: "Hey! Don't do that in our sewer!"

lmfao! thanks

[>>>venom<<<]

lmao! alotta funny stuff lately! lolz! great job guys! heheheheh





http://www.cinemacomrapadura.com.br/filmes/img/1837-2006-06-02-01:26:34_1.jpg
Raimi: Hey TOBEY! You think that's hair gel you're using? :woot:
Tobey: WTF?!?!?! YOU FRICKIN A-HOLES!!! I'LL FRICKIN KILL YA!!! YOU BASTARDS!!!

[>>>venom<<<]

http://img517.imageshack.us/img517/750/venpetewe5.gif
SPIDEY: OH YEA....DO IT BABY!!!

http://www.tvbabble.com/userimages/user2448_1161654149.jpg
LEONARDO: WHAT THE SHELL?!?!?!
HEY SPIDEY! WOULDN'T THAT MAKE VENOM YOUR OFFSPRING?!!! YOU SICK BASTARDS!!!

[Dr. Fate]

http://img517.imageshack.us/img517/750/venpetewe5.gif
SPIDEY: OH YEA....DO IT BABY!!!

http://www.tvbabble.com/userimages/user2448_1161654149.jpg
LEONARDO: WHAT THE SHELL?!?!?!
HEY SPIDEY! WOULDN'T THAT MAKE VENOM YOUR OFFSPRING?!!! YOU SICK BASTARDS!!!
Bwahahahahahahahahahaha! Brilliant!

http://www.nearmintheroes.org/images/Spiderman.jpg
SANDMAN: "This is for Thomas Haden Church not getting more screen time!"

[solardestructon]

http://www.nearmintheroes.org/images/Spiderman.jpg

Sandman: Right in da blow hole!

[M.O.Steel]

http://img517.imageshack.us/img517/750/venpetewe5.gif

:shock this is SO wrong...

[blk_spidey]

http://i177.photobucket.com/albums/w206/blk_spidey/Image1020-2116JETIX.jpg?t=1204753243
Peter: Whooohooooo!

http://i177.photobucket.com/albums/w206/blk_spidey/Image0305-2344TV46.png?t=1204753546
Norman: You don't impress me,punk

[Dr. Fate]

:shock this is SO wrong...
We know, that's why it's great for captions. We're actually surprised the mods haven't deleted all the raunchy captions we've conjured with it.


http://i177.photobucket.com/albums/w206/blk_spidey/Image0305-2344TV46.png?t=1204753546
"This has not been honorable."

[Dr. Fate]

http://i8.photobucket.com/albums/a11/wiegeabo/JJJ.jpg
JJJ: "You can take your "Third Reich" and shove it up your ass!"

[>>>venom<<<]

thanks dr fate. i really enjoyed your sandman bit, hilarious. and on that note...


http://i8.photobucket.com/albums/a11/wiegeabo/JJJ.jpg
JJJ: BROCK!!! YOU'RE FIRED!!! PACK YOUR @$$ OUTTA HERE!!!
I HOPE YOU GET LESS THAN 10 MINUTES OF SCREENTIME AS VENOM!!!

[NewYorkSpider]

http://i8.photobucket.com/albums/a11/wiegeabo/JJJ.jpg

JJJ - PULL....MY....FINGER. I DARE YOU!!

[ultimatefan]

http://i8.photobucket.com/albums/a11/wiegeabo/JJJ.jpg
JJJ: What you mean work on the sequel was delayed by the writers´ strike?!? STRIKE?!? In my time we didn´t do no strikes, you b***ed and moaned, we printed your ass on the paper!!!

[Dr. Fate]

http://i8.photobucket.com/albums/a11/wiegeabo/JJJ.jpg
JJJ: What you mean work on the sequel was delayed by the writers´ strike?!? STRIKE?!? In my time we didn´t do no strikes, you b***ed and moaned, we printed your ass on the paper!!!
Hehehehehehehehehehe

http://img2.timeinc.net/ew/dynamic/imgs/020418/172658__spiderman1_l.jpg
SPIDER-MAN: "What'd you say about 'SeaBiscuit'?!"

[Lex Luthor]

http://www.cinemacomrapadura.com.br/filmes/img/1837-2006-06-02-01:26:34_1.jpg

"The things I have to do for free comic bags and boards these days ..."

[kedrell]

http://i182.photobucket.com/albums/x9/vandar_photo/Hulk_Redraw.jpg
Hulk: *Let's play a game of who can kick the other in the nuts the softest. You win!"

[solardestructon]

http://img517.imageshack.us/img517/750/venpetewe5.gif

Venom: The power.........feels good.

Spidey: Oh boy yeah. :cwink:

[Dr. Fate]

http://i182.photobucket.com/albums/x9/vandar_photo/Hulk_Redraw.jpg
Hulk: *Let's play a game of who can kick the other in the nuts the softest. You win!"
Hahahahahahahahahahahaha

http://www.cinemacomrapadura.com.br/filmes/img/1837-2006-06-02-01:26:34_1.jpg
PETE: "And now for another exciting adventure in the life of Peter Parker, Male Gigolo."

[ultimatefan]

Hehehehehehehehehehe

http://img2.timeinc.net/ew/dynamic/imgs/020418/172658__spiderman1_l.jpg
SPIDER-MAN: "What'd you say about 'SeaBiscuit'?!"

Thanks!

hehehhehe, stick to it Tobey, that´s your only big hit out of the Spidey franchise...

[3dman27]

Hehehehehehehehehehe

http://img2.timeinc.net/ew/dynamic/imgs/020418/172658__spiderman1_l.jpg
SPIDER-MAN: "What'd you say about 'SeaBiscuit'?!"

goblin"hey leego webhead who do you think i look like, i look like joe quesada"?

[lou2099]

http://i8.photobucket.com/albums/a11/wiegeabo/JJJ.jpg
JJJ: Hey, it's Enrico Pallazzo!!!

[lou2099]

http://img76.imageshack.us/img76/3963/061322spiderbaby18dz6.jpg
SPIDER-MAN: The people behind me? Oh, that's my network.