Spider-Man Caption Thread.

[Arcturus]

^lmfao!

[Arcturus]

http://i256.photobucket.com/albums/hh180/Arcturus_v4life/JJJ.jpg
JJ: SMELL MY FINGER!

http://i256.photobucket.com/albums/hh180/Arcturus_v4life/Image0305-2344TV46.png
SMELLS LIKE CRAP! I AM NOT AMUSED.

LATER...

http://i256.photobucket.com/albums/hh180/Arcturus_v4life/172658__spiderman1_l.jpg
GREEN GOBLIN: I've smelled that smell before...

[kedrell]

http://i8.photobucket.com/albums/a11/wiegeabo/JJJ.jpg
JJJ: "Get the hell outta my office, you damn dirty apes!"

[Dr. Fate]

http://img76.imageshack.us/img76/3963/061322spiderbaby18dz6.jpg
SPIDER-MAN: The people behind me? Oh, that's my network.
Hehehehehe, gotta have a good network.

http://i165.photobucket.com/albums/u52/kward71193/ScreenShot488.jpg
HOT WOMAN: "Why so happy?"
PETER PARKER: "I just saw the Incredible Hulk trailer... and I hid it so no one can watch it but me! I can't have the Hulk upstaging me in the near future ya know!"

The next morning...

http://i182.photobucket.com/albums/x9/vandar_photo/Hulk_Redraw.jpg
HULK: "You bastard! Disclose location of Hulk's trailer or die!"

[ultimatefan]

http://img76.imageshack.us/img76/3963/061322spiderbaby18dz6.jpg
SPIDER-MAN: How can it be the same franchise if they've changed my character from a geeky superhero with spider powers to a jittery Eskimo firefighter? Uh-huh. Uh-huh. Mm-hmm. Well, actually that's a pretty good explanation.

[3dman27]

http://img76.imageshack.us/img76/3963/061322spiderbaby18dz6.jpg


spidey" whats that guy in a yellow and red robot got in his movies that i havent got in mine besides gwynneth paltrow?"

[Lex Luthor]

http://img76.imageshack.us/img76/3963/061322spiderbaby18dz6.jpg

"I'm going to rip the buttons off your blouse, one by one ...."

"Who is this?"

"Oh my God! Sarah?!? ..... Uh, ... Um, ... Can you put Mary Jane on the phone please? ...."

.....

"Hello?"

"I'm going to rip the buttons off your blouse, one by one ...."

[>>>venom<<<]

http://i182.photobucket.com/albums/x9/vandar_photo/Hulk_Redraw.jpg
HULK: SPIDERMAN SHAVE HULK'S BALLS WHILE HULK PASSED OUT! :cmad:
HULK... SMASH!!!! :cmad::cmad::cmad:

[The Jokester]

Brutal.

[Dr. Fate]

http://img76.imageshack.us/img76/3963/061322spiderbaby18dz6.jpg

"I'm going to rip the buttons off your blouse, one by one ...."

"Who is this?"

"Oh my God! Sarah?!? ..... Uh, ... Um, ... Can you put Mary Jane on the phone please? ...."

.....

"Hello?"

"I'm going to rip the buttons off your blouse, one by one ...."
Bwahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha! Great use of the classic Terminator there.

http://images.eonline.com/eol_images/Entire_Site/20070216/244.singer.bryan.021407.jpg
BRYAN SINGER: "Hi! I'm here to direct Spider-Man 4! But I'm not gonna call it that, I'm gonna call it Spider-Man Returns and it's gonna recount Spider-Man disappearing for 5 years and then coming back to find that New York has moved on and MJ is raising his bastard kid with another m-"

http://i8.photobucket.com/albums/a11/wiegeabo/JJJ.jpg
JJJ: "Get the f*** out of here you moron! We're a cool franchise and we will not have you ruining that for us!"

[3dman27]

Bwahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha! Great use of the classic Terminator there.

http://images.eonline.com/eol_images/Entire_Site/20070216/244.singer.bryan.021407.jpg
BRYAN SINGER: "Hi! I'm here to direct Spider-Man 4! But I'm not gonna call it that, I'm gonna call it Spider-Man Returns and it's gonna recount Spider-Man disappearing for 5 years and then coming back to find that New York has moved on and MJ is raising his bastard kid with another m-"

http://i8.photobucket.com/albums/a11/wiegeabo/JJJ.jpg
JJJ: "Get the f*** out of here you moron! We're a cool franchise and we will not have you ruining that for us!"

LOL AMEN TO THAT:spidey:

[Lex Luthor]

Bwahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha! Great use of the classic Terminator there.

http://images.eonline.com/eol_images/Entire_Site/20070216/244.singer.bryan.021407.jpg
BRYAN SINGER: "Hi! I'm here to direct Spider-Man 4! But I'm not gonna call it that, I'm gonna call it Spider-Man Returns and it's gonna recount Spider-Man disappearing for 5 years and then coming back to find that New York has moved on and MJ is raising his bastard kid with another m-"

http://i8.photobucket.com/albums/a11/wiegeabo/JJJ.jpg
JJJ: "Get the f*** out of here you moron! We're a cool franchise and we will not have you ruining that for us!"
:D :up: :D :up:

Definately one of the best captions in this thread as far as I am concerned!

Bravo, Dr. Fate!

[Dr. Fate]

:D :up: :D :up:

Definately one of the best captions in this thread as far as I am concerned!

Bravo, Dr. Fate!
Thanks 'zilla.

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v43/spydernorbs/pmj.jpg
MJ: "Shake your love
I just cant shake your love
Shake your love
I just cant shake your love
Shake your love
I just cant shake
Shake your love
I just cant shake your love
I'm under a spell again
Boy, I'm wondering why
This is not a game of love
But an emotional tie
I'm trying to figure out my heart
But I cant offer you proof
Of why we should never be appart
And that is the, that is the truth
Oh, shake your love
I just cant shake your love
Shake your love
I just cant shake your love
Shake your love
I just cant shake you lvoe
Shake your love
I just cant shake your love
Do you know why I stop and stare
And smile when you walk by?
And how I call you up at night
I hang up the phone and I cry
If I never got to know you so well
Maybe I would be fine
Baby, you know that I cant tell
Why you should be, you
should be mine
Shake your love
I just cant shake your love
Shake your love
I just cant shake your love
Shake your love
I just cant shake your love
Shake your love
I just cant shake your love
Oo, I know what you're thinking
I see it in your eyes
You want to give our
love another try
I'm so glad you realized
I can't shake your love
I just cant shake your love
Shake your love
I just cant shake your love
Shake your love
I just cant shake your love
Shake your love
I just cant shake your love..."

I wonder if that would have worked better with Black Cat...

[Dr. Fate]

LOL AMEN TO THAT:spidey:
Thanks.

Okay guys, I want you to compare this with the previous caption and tell me which one you think it works better for -

http://www.comiconart.com/images/AlexLei/June2006_SpidermanBlackCat_AL.JPG
BLACK CAT: "Shake your love
I just cant shake your love
Shake your love
I just cant shake your love
Shake your love
I just cant shake
Shake your love
I just cant shake your love
I'm under a spell again
Boy, I'm wondering why
This is not a game of love
But an emotional tie
I'm trying to figure out my heart
But I cant offer you proof
Of why we should never be appart
And that is the, that is the truth
Oh, shake your love
I just cant shake your love
Shake your love
I just cant shake your love
Shake your love
I just cant shake you lvoe
Shake your love
I just cant shake your love
Do you know why I stop and stare
And smile when you walk by?
And how I call you up at night
I hang up the phone and I cry
If I never got to know you so well
Maybe I would be fine
Baby, you know that I cant tell
Why you should be, you
should be mine
Shake your love
I just cant shake your love
Shake your love
I just cant shake your love
Shake your love
I just cant shake your love
Shake your love
I just cant shake your love
Oo, I know what you're thinking
I see it in your eyes
You want to give our
love another try
I'm so glad you realized
I can't shake your love
I just cant shake your love
Shake your love
I just cant shake your love
Shake your love
I just cant shake your love
Shake your love
I just cant shake your love..."

[3dman27]

the pete&mj one

[solardestructon]

http://i152.photobucket.com/albums/s195/hobo_039/vlcsnap-633894.png

Peter: Don't spoil it. This works out for both of us!

[Lex Luthor]

http://images.eonline.com/eol_images/Entire_Site/20070216/244.singer.bryan.021407.jpg

"Hey, Vernon. My name is Bryan Singer. I'm here to make a film about you and your life here at Oz."

http://i8.photobucket.com/albums/a11/wiegeabo/JJJ.jpg

"No way!!!"

[lou2099]

http://i152.photobucket.com/albums/s195/hobo_039/vlcsnap-633894.png
PETER: Titty twister!!!!

[kedrell]

http://i152.photobucket.com/albums/s195/hobo_039/vlcsnap-633894.png
PETER: "Gimme some sugar, baby!"

[Dr. Fate]

http://images.eonline.com/eol_images/Entire_Site/20070216/244.singer.bryan.021407.jpg

"Hey, Vernon. My name is Bryan Singer. I'm here to make a film about you and your life here at Oz."

http://i8.photobucket.com/albums/a11/wiegeabo/JJJ.jpg

"No way!!!"
Hehehehehehe

I never actually watched Oz.

http://www.insomniacmania.com/news/news_3170_1.jpg
BLACK CAT: "C'mon, admit it, 'One More Day' was worth it for this."

For the Record, I do not support 'One More Day' at all.

[ultimatefan]

http://i152.photobucket.com/albums/s195/hobo_039/vlcsnap-633894.png

HARRY: Hey! too early for second base, mister!

[solardestructon]

http://www.comiconart.com/images/AlexLei/June2006_SpidermanBlackCat_AL.JPG

Black Cat: I'm just a love machine....and I won't work for nobody, but you!

Spidey: Ooooooooh YEAH!

[Lex Luthor]

Hehehehehehe

I never actually watched Oz.

Oh man, definately check it out sometime. J.K. Simmons plays a character you will definately love to hate. :twisted:

http://img2.timeinc.net/ew/dynamic/imgs/020418/172658__spiderman1_l.jpg

Goblin: "Oh, Spidey. Dont be shy. You have no idea how long I've wanted this.... wait... where are you going?"

Spider-Man: "I have to return some videotapes."

[Arcturus]

^

LMFAO!!!

"I have to return some videotapes".

[blk_spidey]

Oh man, definately check it out sometime. J.K. Simmons plays a character you will definately love to hate. :twisted:

http://img2.timeinc.net/ew/dynamic/imgs/020418/172658__spiderman1_l.jpg

Goblin: "Oh, Spidey. Dont be shy. You have no idea how long I've wanted this.... wait... where are you going?"

Spider-Man: "I have to return some videotapes."

amen to that ^ lmfao. videotapes :pal:

[Dr. Fate]

Oh man, definately check it out sometime. J.K. Simmons plays a character you will definately love to hate. :twisted:

http://img2.timeinc.net/ew/dynamic/imgs/020418/172658__spiderman1_l.jpg

Goblin: "Oh, Spidey. Dont be shy. You have no idea how long I've wanted this.... wait... where are you going?"

Spider-Man: "I have to return some videotapes."
Bwahahahahahahaha, that gag never gets old.


http://www.comiconart.com/images/AlexLei/June2006_SpidermanBlackCat_AL.JPG

Black Cat: I'm just a love machine....and I won't work for nobody, but you!

Spidey: Ooooooooh YEAH!

Bwahahahahahaha! Brilliant!

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v43/spydernorbs/pmj.jpg
PETER: "I defy '1 More Day'!"

Sorry, that sucked.

[kedrell]

http://img2.timeinc.net/ew/dynamic/imgs/020418/172658__spiderman1_l.jpg

GG: "C'mon pull! Feel the burn, you pathetic excuse for a nemesis!"
Spidey: "Y'know what Gobby? You're a lousy work-out partner!"

[>>>venom<<<]

heheheh...alotta funny stuff :woot: !

http://i165.photobucket.com/albums/u52/kward71193/ScreenShot488.jpg
Peter: Man! I REALLY hope those guys enjoyed my ninja fart earlier.
Silent but DEADLY! HEHEHEHEHEH!

[>>>venom<<<]

http://img2.timeinc.net/ew/dynamic/imgs/020418/172658__spiderman1_l.jpg

GG:SPIDERMAN!!!
How do you like my chin to fist style technique?!
Spidey: You're doing just fine gobby...just fine.

[Dr. Fate]

http://img2.timeinc.net/ew/dynamic/imgs/020418/172658__spiderman1_l.jpg

GG: "C'mon pull! Feel the burn, you pathetic excuse for a nemesis!"
Spidey: "Y'know what Gobby? You're a lousy work-out partner!"
Hahahahaha, if you can't put in 30 minutes a day you don't deserve a hot red headed wife or a slink cat thief anti-heroine!

http://i152.photobucket.com/albums/s195/hobo_039/vlcsnap-633894.png
PETER: "So that's where you keep your 3rd nipple!"

[Lex Luthor]

http://i165.photobucket.com/albums/u52/kward71193/ScreenShot488.jpg

Peter Parker: "Oh, well you are quite welcome for me saving you from that supervillian back there. But hey, you know, since that's outta the way.... how about a little, you and me tonight? hehehe"

Redhead: "You're insane ...."

Peter Parker: "What? I thought I was a Pisces!?!"

[kedrell]

Hahahahaha, if you can't put in 30 minutes a day you don't deserve a hot red headed wife or a slink cat thief anti-heroine!

Hehehe, yup.

http://i152.photobucket.com/albums/s195/hobo_039/vlcsnap-633894.png
Peter: "Face the might of my awesome titty-twister!"
Harry: "Oww, not so hard!"

[Arcturus]

^

falafel rofl!

[Dr. Fate]

http://i165.photobucket.com/albums/u52/kward71193/ScreenShot488.jpg

Peter Parker: "Oh, well you are quite welcome for me saving you from that supervillian back there. But hey, you know, since that's outta the way.... how about a little, you and me tonight? hehehe"

Redhead: "You're insane ...."

Peter Parker: "What? I thought I was a Pisces!?!"
Nice variation on Batman circa 1989.

http://www.freewebs.com/marvelspidey/newspide3pics1.jpg
EDDIE: "Wanna join me and the gang in 'the circle' sweet thing?"
BETTY: "No, thanks I'm too busy doing a google search on how to fend off creepy, overgrown nerds who try to act cool and suave even though they only weigh 120 lbs."
EDDIE: "Oh."

[Milu]

http://www.freewebs.com/marvelspidey/newspide3pics1.jpg
EDDIE: "Cough! Look over here."
LIZ: "What is it, Eddie?"
EDDIE: "I would like to extend an invitation to you to the pants party."
LIZ: "What?"
EDDIE: "An invitation to the party, um, in my pants, the pants party."
LIZ: "Did Pete tell you to say this?"
EDDIE: "Oh-ho, yes, yes he did."
LIZ: "Well, no, I would not like to go to the party in your pants."
EDDIE: "Very well. Would you like to go to the pants party, Mr. Jameson?"

http://i8.photobucket.com/albums/a11/wiegeabo/JJJ.jpg
"No, Eddie!"

[kedrell]

^Hahahahahahaha, great use of Anchorman there.

[Dr. Fate]

http://www.freewebs.com/marvelspidey/newspide3pics1.jpg
EDDIE: "Cough! Look over here."
LIZ: "What is it, Eddie?"
EDDIE: "I would like to extend an invitation to you to the pants party."
LIZ: "What?"
EDDIE: "An invitation to the party, um, in my pants, the pants party."
LIZ: "Did Pete tell you to say this?"
EDDIE: "Oh-ho, yes, yes he did."
LIZ: "Well, no, I would not like to go to the party in your pants."
EDDIE: "Very well. Would you like to go to the pants party, Mr. Jameson?"

http://i8.photobucket.com/albums/a11/wiegeabo/JJJ.jpg
"No, Eddie!"
Hehehehe

http://www.dialbforblog.com/archives/100/darwyn_cooke.gif
SPIDER-MAN: "You'd think Waldo would stand out in a crowd this flamboyant..."

[Milu]

Thanks, guys. And who's that chick Johnny is holding?

http://www.freewebs.com/marvelspidey/newspide3pics1.jpg
EDDIE: "I hope you got a big trunk, cause I plan on putting my bike in there."
LIZ: "Oh-ho-ho! Hey!"

[kedrell]

Crystal would be my guess, and nice use of 40YOV there as well.

[Dr. Fate]

http://i186.photobucket.com/albums/x135/symbiote24/ohbellya.gif
VENOM: "Dancin' Machine!"

[Milu]

:lmao:

[Dr. Fate]

:lmao:
For which one?

http://us.movies1.yimg.com/movies.yahoo.com/images/hv/photo/movie_pix/columbia_pictures/spider_man_2/j_k__simmons/spiderman2.jpg
JJJ: "At last, my very own copy of JK Rowling's Book of Fairy Tales!"

[Milu]

For which one?
Both.

http://www.freewebs.com/marvelspidey/newspide3pics1.jpg
EDDIE: " . . . I want some poon!"

[>>>venom<<<]

http://www.dialbforblog.com/archives/100/darwyn_cooke.gif
Spiderman: YO! OVER HERE EVERYONE!
WELCOME TO THE 9TH ANNUAL SUPERHERO/VILLIAN BANGFEST 2008.
HEY! HOWABOUT A LITTLE SMILE THERE BATMAN? YOU DON'T HAVE TO BE SOUR...YOU GOTTA SHARE ROBIN SOMETIME!
BATMAN:Fine.
Spiderman: KAY...NOW SAY...TEEEEAAAAAZE!
Flash:I don't get it.

[Dr. Fate]

http://www.insomniacmania.com/news/news_3170_1.jpg
SPIDER-MAN: "I am just a new boy
A stranger in this town
Where are all the good times
Who's gonna show this stranger around?
Ooooooooh I need a dirty woman
Ooooooooh I need a dirty girl
Will some woman in this desert land
Make me feel like a real man
Take this rock and roll refugee
Oooh Babe set me free
Ooooooooh I need a dirty woman
Ooooooooh I need a dirty girl.
Ooooooooh I need a dirty woman
Ooooooooh I need a dirty girl..."

[Dr. Fate]

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v43/spydernorbs/pmj.jpg
PETER: "Lord almighty,
I feel my temperature rising
Higher higher
Its burning through to my soul

Girl, girl, girl
You gonna set me on fire
My brain is flaming
I dont know which way to go

Your kisses lift me higher
Like the sweet song of a choir
You light my morning sky
With burning love

Ooh, ooh, ooh,
I feel my temperature rising
Help me, Im flaming
I must be a hundred and nine
Burning, burning, burning
And nothing can cool me
I just might turn into smoke
But I feel fine

Cause your kisses lift me higher
Like a sweet song of a choir
And you light my morning sky
With burning love

Its coming closer
The flames are reaching my body
Please wont you help me
I feel like Im slipping away
Its hard to breath
And my chest is a-heaving

Lord almighty,
Im burning a hole where I lay
Cause your kisses lift me higher
Like the sweet song of a choir
You light my morning sky
With burning love
With burning love
Ah, ah, burning love
Im just a hunk, a hunk of burning love
Just a hunk, a hunk of burning love
Just a hunk, a hunk of burning love
Just a hunk, a hunk of burning love
Just a hunk, a hunk of burning love
Just a hunk, a hunk of burning love..."

[Lex Luthor]

http://www.dialbforblog.com/archives/100/darwyn_cooke.gif

"No room for modesty in this room."

[kedrell]

http://www.dialbforblog.com/archives/100/darwyn_cooke.gif

Spidey: "Alright 1 -2 -3 say, my secret identity is....."
Heroes: "...none of your damn business!"

[Dr. Fate]

http://www.dialbforblog.com/archives/100/darwyn_cooke.gif

Spidey: "Alright 1 -2 -3 say, my secret identity is....."
Heroes: "...none of your damn business!"
hehehehehehehehehe

http://img2.timeinc.net/ew/dynamic/imgs/020418/172658__spiderman1_l.jpg
SPIDER-MAN: "Give me back my copy of Fletch!"
GREEN GOBLIN: "Never!"

[ultimatefan]

http://www.comiconart.com/images/AlexLei/June2006_SpidermanBlackCat_AL.JPG
BLACK CAT: Spider-pig, spider-pig, does whatever a spider-pig does...
SPIDEY: Ookay, now this is getting a little too weird...

[Dr. Fate]

http://www.comiconart.com/images/AlexLei/June2006_SpidermanBlackCat_AL.JPG
BLACK CAT: Spider-pig, spider-pig, does whatever a spider-pig does...
SPIDEY: Ookay, now this is getting a little too weird...
Hehehehehehehehehehe

http://www.comiconart.com/images/AlexLei/June2006_SpidermanBlackCat_AL.JPG
BLACK CAT: "Thank God I'll never be played by Jessica Alba or Paris Hilton or Lindsay Lohan..."
SPIDER-MAN: "Agreed."

[3dman27]

how about jessica SIMPSON felicia,SHElooks enough like you to pass muster

[DX]

how about jessica SIMPSON felicia,SHElooks enough like you to pass muster
Too bad she can't act worth crap.

[ultimatefan]

Hehehehehehehehehehe

http://www.comiconart.com/images/AlexLei/June2006_SpidermanBlackCat_AL.JPG
BLACK CAT: "Thank God I'll never be played by Jessica Alba or Paris Hilton or Lindsay Lohan..."
SPIDER-MAN: "Agreed."

Thanks!

hehehehehe, HOPEFULLY never anyway, with Hollywood you never know...

[Dr. Fate]

Thanks!

hehehehehe, HOPEFULLY never anyway, with Hollywood you never know...
Yeah, Hollywood these days...

http://www.thenoodlebowl.com/calliope/archives/spiderman.gifhttp://i186.photobucket.com/albums/x135/symbiote24/ohbellya.gif
SPIDER-MAN/VENOM: "Dance Off!"

[lou2099]

DUNST of 2000
http://www.brawnylads.com/hotties/kirsten/Kirsten_Dunst_Maxim_5.jpg
DUNST of SPIDER-MAN 3
http://i58.photobucket.com/albums/g255/Powderman_2222222/0013333.jpg
{looking at the picture}
DUNST: WHOA! That was me? Hot DAMN, I was effin hot! I needed those angel wings to guard me from getting ugly!

[ultimatefan]

http://www.comiconart.com/images/AlexLei/June2006_SpidermanBlackCat_AL.JPG
SPIDEY: You know, uncle Ben would have spared us a lot of pain if he had said "with great power comes great responsibility... and some A-grade booty!"

[blk_spidey]

http://i186.photobucket.com/albums/x135/symbiote24/ohbellya.gif
Venom: Shake it!

[Dr. Fate]

http://www.comiconart.com/images/AlexLei/June2006_SpidermanBlackCat_AL.JPG
SPIDEY: You know, uncle Ben would have spared us a lot of pain if he had said "with great power comes great responsibility... and some A-grade booty!"
Hehehehehehehehehehe!

http://www.comiconart.com/images/AlexLei/June2006_SpidermanBlackCat_AL.JPG
SPIDER-MAN: "It's official - the Internet is for Porn!"

[ultimatefan]

Hehehehehehehehehehe!

http://www.comiconart.com/images/AlexLei/June2006_SpidermanBlackCat_AL.JPG
SPIDER-MAN: "It's official - the Internet is for Porn!"

Thanks! In the immortal words of Dr Cox, "if they removed pornography from the Internet there´d be only one site left and it´d be www.bringbacktheporn.com!"

[ultimatefan]

http://www.comiconart.com/images/AlexLei/June2006_SpidermanBlackCat_AL.JPG
BLACK CAT: Do you miss the America from the past where family values would deem this obscene and offensive?
SPIDER-MAN: Nope, not at all, that America was pretty obscene and offensive when no one was looking...

[Lex Luthor]

http://www.comiconart.com/images/AlexLei/June2006_SpidermanBlackCat_AL.JPG

BLACK CAT: "MMmmmmmMM .... I hear you're like Peter North in the sack ...."

SPIDEY: "Well .... I dont want to brag ...."

[Dr. Fate]

http://www.comiconart.com/images/AlexLei/June2006_SpidermanBlackCat_AL.JPG
BLACK CAT: Do you miss the America from the past where family values would deem this obscene and offensive?
SPIDER-MAN: Nope, not at all, that America was pretty obscene and offensive when no one was looking...
Hehehehehehehe, just ask George Reeves.

http://www.comiconart.com/images/AlexLei/June2006_SpidermanBlackCat_AL.JPG
BLACK CAT: "And When I Get That Feelin' I Need Sexual Healin'..."
SPIDER-MAN: ":woot:"

[ultimatefan]

Hehehehehehehe, just ask George Reeves.

http://www.comiconart.com/images/AlexLei/June2006_SpidermanBlackCat_AL.JPG
BLACK CAT: "And When I Get That Feelin' I Need Sexual Healin'..."
SPIDER-MAN: ":woot:"

Thanks!

[ultimatefan]

http://www.comiconart.com/images/AlexLei/June2006_SpidermanBlackCat_AL.JPG
BLACK CAT: Say whatever you want about Madonna´s music, but before her I´d be called a whore and a **** for acting like this!
SPIDER-MAN: Long live Madonna!

[Dr. Fate]

http://aycu14.webshots.com/image/30053/2006039306248108412_rs.jpg
VENOM: "I am the master of the C.L.I.T.! Remember this ****ing face! Whenever you see C.L.I.T., you'll see this ****ing face! I make that **** work! It does whatever the **** I tell it to! No one rules the C.L.I.T like me! Not this little ****, none of you little ****s out there! I AM THE C.L.I.T. COMMANDER! Remember that, commander of all C.L.I.T.s! When it comes down to business, this is what I do. I pinch it like this. OOH you little ****. Then I rub my nose with it."

[Scar Predator]

http://i149.photobucket.com/albums/s79/PJBoySv/friendorfoescreen220.jpg
!"

Venom: "Don't you understand that we live in an inherently flawed society?! Why are indepedent candidates perpetually squeezed out in favor of the Big Two parties?! I'll tell you why! It's a conspiracy. Do you really think it's an accident that the US has been run by the same two rich families for the last twenty years? Get a clue, Webhead. Haven't you ever read Democracy in America by Alexis de Tocqueville? We are being scammed and lead around the rich & powerful. They put on a dog & pony show in election years to distract us from their political stranglehold. Look at history. It follows the same pattern!!

Spidey: The Vault really needs to start getting more TV channels than just CSPAN.

[Dr. Fate]

^^Hehehehehehe

Too bad she can't act worth crap.
Seriously, how many actresses today actually can act worth crap?


http://www.dialbforblog.com/archives/100/darwyn_cooke.gif
SPIDER-MAN: "And to think most of the DC characters down there will never get theatrical films based simply on the fact that Warner Brothers believes that since most of them don't have the name recognition of Batman & Superman, that must automatically mean that general audiences would never go out and see them, thus screwing themselves out of potential gold mines of franchises. Not to mention that WB doesn't seem to know what the Hell to do with Wonder Woman, poor lady. Oh well. Thank God I'm with the Marvel crowd. Even when our films suck, at least we're getting more exposure outside of myself and Wolverine."

[ultimatefan]

Venom: "Don't you understand that we live in an inherently flawed society?! Why are indepedent candidates perpetually squeezed out in favor of the Big Two parties?! I'll tell you why! It's a conspiracy. Do you really think it's an accident that the US has been run by the same two rich families for the last twenty years? Get a clue, Webhead. Haven't you ever read Democracy in America by Alexis de Tocqueville? We are being scammed and lead around the rich & powerful. They put on a dog & pony show in election years to distract us from their political stranglehold. Look at history. It follows the same pattern!!

Spidey: The Vault really needs to start getting more TV channels than just CSPAN.


hehehehehehehe, very true...

[blk_spidey]

http://aycu14.webshots.com/image/30053/2006039306248108412_rs.jpg
VENOM: "I am the master of the C.L.I.T.! Remember this ****ing face! Whenever you see C.L.I.T., you'll see this ****ing face! I make that **** work! It does whatever the **** I tell it to! No one rules the C.L.I.T like me! Not this little ****, none of you little ****s out there! I AM THE C.L.I.T. COMMANDER! Remember that, commander of all C.L.I.T.s! When it comes down to business, this is what I do. I pinch it like this. OOH you little ****. Then I rub my nose with it."

lmfao!! that's great! keep it up

[Dr. Fate]

lmfao!! that's great! keep it up
Thanks, I try.

http://i149.photobucket.com/albums/s79/PJBoySv/friendorfoescreen220.jpg
VENOM: "Chevy Chase is a comedic genius I tell you, a f***ing comedic genius! And I want you to f***ing acknowledge it!"
SPIDER-MAN: "All I said was that I prefer the much underrated Dan Aykroyd!"

[Lex Luthor]

http://i149.photobucket.com/albums/s79/PJBoySv/friendorfoescreen220.jpg

"Say one more thing about Spider-Man 3, and I'm throwing up on you!!!!!"

[DX]

http://i149.photobucket.com/albums/s79/PJBoySv/friendorfoescreen220.jpg

"Say one more thing about Spider-Man 3, and I'm throwing up on you!!!!!"
:word:

[kedrell]

http://i149.photobucket.com/albums/s79/PJBoySv/friendorfoescreen220.jpg
VENOM: "Chevy Chase is a comedic genius I tell you, a f***ing comedic genius! And I want you to f***ing acknowledge it!"
SPIDER-MAN: "All I said was that I prefer the much underrated Dan Aykroyd!"

Hahaha, but Bill Murray owns both of them.

[ultimatefan]

Thanks, I try.

http://i149.photobucket.com/albums/s79/PJBoySv/friendorfoescreen220.jpg
VENOM: "Chevy Chase is a comedic genius I tell you, a f***ing comedic genius! And I want you to f***ing acknowledge it!"
SPIDER-MAN: "All I said was that I prefer the much underrated Dan Aykroyd!"

hehehehehehe

http://i149.photobucket.com/albums/s79/PJBoySv/friendorfoescreen220.jpg
VENOM: Don´t you EVER said a f***ing bad word about Chevy Chase again, do you hear me?!?
SPIDEY: Wait, you´re saying you´re NOT Chevy Chase?

[Dr. Fate]

:pal:

And now some more Chevy Chase -

http://i149.photobucket.com/albums/s79/PJBoySv/friendorfoescreen220.jpg
VENOM: "Hey. If any of you are looking for any last-minute gift ideas for me, I have one. I'd like Frank Shirley, my boss, right here tonight. I want him brought from his happy holiday slumber over there on Melody Lane with all the other rich people and I want him brought right here, with a big ribbon on his head, and I want to look him straight in the eye and I want to tell him what a cheap, lying, no-good, rotten, four-flushing, low-life, snake-licking, dirt-eating, inbred, overstuffed, ignorant, blood-sucking, dog-kissing, brainless, dickless, hopeless, heartless, fat-ass, bug-eyed, stiff-legged, spotty-lipped, worm-headed sack of monkey **** he is! Hallelujah! Holy ****! Where's the Tylenol?!"

[ultimatefan]

:pal:

And now some more Chevy Chase -

http://i149.photobucket.com/albums/s79/PJBoySv/friendorfoescreen220.jpg
VENOM: "Hey. If any of you are looking for any last-minute gift ideas for me, I have one. I'd like Frank Shirley, my boss, right here tonight. I want him brought from his happy holiday slumber over there on Melody Lane with all the other rich people and I want him brought right here, with a big ribbon on his head, and I want to look him straight in the eye and I want to tell him what a cheap, lying, no-good, rotten, four-flushing, low-life, snake-licking, dirt-eating, inbred, overstuffed, ignorant, blood-sucking, dog-kissing, brainless, dickless, hopeless, heartless, fat-ass, bug-eyed, stiff-legged, spotty-lipped, worm-headed sack of monkey **** he is! Hallelujah! Holy ****! Where's the Tylenol?!"

Thanks!

[ultimatefan]

http://i149.photobucket.com/albums/s79/PJBoySv/friendorfoescreen220.jpg
SPIDEY: Second date, no tongue!

[blk_spidey]

lmfao! good one ultimate!

[3dman27]

[/B]
http://i58.photobucket.com/albums/g255/Powderman_2222222/0013333.jpg

DUNST: mj"i feel down in the dumps today i think i''l go see SUPERHERO MOVIE to cheer up"

[ultimatefan]

lmfao! good one ultimate!

Thanks!

[Dr. Fate]

http://i149.photobucket.com/albums/s79/PJBoySv/friendorfoescreen220.jpg
SPIDEY: Second date, no tongue!
Hehehehe, nice use of Hellboy there.

http://aycu02.webshots.com/image/30881/2001094011762022350_rs.jpg
SPIDER-MAN: "Coming at ya!"

Sorry, that sucked.

[Milu]

http://aycu02.webshots.com/image/30881/2001094011762022350_rs.jpg
MARKO: "Wow, that Spider-Man parade baloon is amazingly life-like!" *gets hit by web balls* " . . . it even shoots we-- oh, ****."

[Dr. Fate]

http://img373.imageshack.us/img373/8070/untitled1copyhf7.jpg
PETER: "Sticky fingers."
MJ: "Yeah, I was assisting Winona Ryder with a new shoplifting stunt."
PETER: "Anything to get ahead, eh?"
MJ: "Yup."

[ultimatefan]

Hehehehe, nice use of Hellboy there.

http://aycu02.webshots.com/image/30881/2001094011762022350_rs.jpg
SPIDER-MAN: "Coming at ya!"

Sorry, that sucked.

Thanks!

[ultimatefan]

http://aycu02.webshots.com/image/30881/2001094011762022350_rs.jpg
SANDMAN: ...And that´s what thirty years of smoking three packs a day did to my lungs!

[Spider-Kid]

http://aycu02.webshots.com/image/30881/2001094011762022350_rs.jpg

F**k, That was my last pair of lungs.

[Lex Luthor]

http://aycu02.webshots.com/image/30881/2001094011762022350_rs.jpg

Spidey: "Well I...I set my sights on you
(and no one else will do)
And I, I've got to have my way now, Sandman
(and no one else will do)
And I, I've got to have my way now, Sandman
All I know is that to me
You look like you're havin' fun
Open up your sandy arms
Watch out, here I come!

*You spin me right round, Sandy
right round like a record, Marko
Right round round round
You spin me right round, Sandy
Right round like a record, Flinty
Right round round round"

[3dman27]

http://aycu02.webshots.com/image/30881/2001094011762022350_rs.jpg

]

spider-man "how does iron man STAND making these high dives?"

[Arcturus]

http://i256.photobucket.com/albums/hh180/Arcturus_v4life/PDVD_000.jpg
Sandman: Heh, fat chance I'll be returning the cash. The day I do that the day Spider-Men fly!



Voice: Hey sandface!



http://i256.photobucket.com/albums/hh180/Arcturus_v4life/PDVD_001.jpg
Sandman: Huh?

http://i256.photobucket.com/albums/hh180/Arcturus_v4life/2001094011762022350_rs.jpg
Spider-Man: PEW! PEW! PEW!
Sandman: Damn it!

[Dr. Fate]

http://aycu02.webshots.com/image/30881/2001094011762022350_rs.jpg
SANDMAN: ...And that´s what thirty years of smoking three packs a day did to my lungs!
Hahahahaha

http://i256.photobucket.com/albums/hh180/Arcturus_v4life/PDVD_001.jpg
SANDMAN: "Hey, a little privacy?! I'm in the corner here!"

[ultimatefan]

Hahahahaha

http://i256.photobucket.com/albums/hh180/Arcturus_v4life/PDVD_001.jpg
SANDMAN: "Hey, a little privacy?! I'm in the corner here!"

Thanks!

hehehehehe, that look of his fits it well...

[Dr. Fate]

Thanks!

hehehehehe, that look of his fits it well...
I thought so.

http://www.dialbforblog.com/archives/100/darwyn_cooke.gif
SPIDER-MAN: "You know, except for Batman and Wonder Woman, just 'cause she's so damn hot, none of these jokers are cool enough to hang with me."
JOKER: "Hey, I heard that!"

[Arcturus]

^

Lmfao!

[Arcturus]

http://i256.photobucket.com/albums/hh180/Arcturus_v4life/423432.jpg

Eddie: Is there something on my face?

[blk_spidey]

http://i256.photobucket.com/albums/hh180/Arcturus_v4life/423432.jpg
Eddie: Gonna cry?

[ultimatefan]

http://www.dialbforblog.com/archives/100/darwyn_cooke.gif
SPIDER-MAN: I´m seeing double! Eight Batmen!

[3dman27]

i only count four batgirl and robin don't count

[ultimatefan]

i only count four batgirl and robin don't count

That´s the joke, it´s from an episode of The Simpsons where Homer becomes a clown, and at one point Fat Tony wants to kill Krusty and Homer dresses up like him, one of Tony´s henchmen says "I must see double! Four Krustys!"

[Dr. Fate]

http://img517.imageshack.us/img517/750/venpetewe5.gif
PETER/SPIDEY: "No novocaine! It dulls the senses!"

[Arcturus]

^

Lmfao!

[In2Minds]

http://img517.imageshack.us/img517/750/venpetewe5.gif
PETER/SPIDEY: "No novocaine! It dulls the senses!"


this pic is so wrong for oh so many reasons but hey even supervillains get lonley sometimes

nice one Fate

[Dr. Fate]

Thanks Arcturus, In2Minds.

http://i149.photobucket.com/albums/s79/PJBoySv/friendorfoescreen220.jpg
VENOM: "We will not watch Superman Returns with you! We dislikes it, yesss!"

Sorry, that sucked.

[Arcturus]

http://i256.photobucket.com/albums/hh180/Arcturus_v4life/423432432423.jpg
Venom: Who ate my French toast?!

http://i256.photobucket.com/albums/hh180/Arcturus_v4life/3453543.jpg
Peter: Uh...

http://i256.photobucket.com/albums/hh180/Arcturus_v4life/PDVD_005.jpg
Harry: It was me!

http://i256.photobucket.com/albums/hh180/Arcturus_v4life/PDVD_010.jpg
Venom: I'm going to rip your ****ing face off!

http://i256.photobucket.com/albums/hh180/Arcturus_v4life/PDVD_004.jpg
Harry: Oh crap!


Later...

http://i256.photobucket.com/albums/hh180/Arcturus_v4life/PDVD_000-1.jpg
Harry: I couldn't resist the French toast, it looked so delicious.

http://i256.photobucket.com/albums/hh180/Arcturus_v4life/PDVD_001-1.jpg
Peter: I had a nasty grudge with Eddie Brock, and I knew that he had a weakness to french toast. So I got some french toast, farted on it and waited for Venom to eat it...but then you showed up. I'm so sorry for making you eat fart toast, and everything else. Do you forgive me?

Harry: Thats why it tasted so funky...and no, I don't forgive you.

[Dr. Fate]

http://i256.photobucket.com/albums/hh180/Arcturus_v4life/423432432423.jpg
Venom: Who at my French toast?!

http://i256.photobucket.com/albums/hh180/Arcturus_v4life/3453543.jpg
Peter: Uh...

http://i256.photobucket.com/albums/hh180/Arcturus_v4life/PDVD_005.jpg
Harry: It was me!

http://i256.photobucket.com/albums/hh180/Arcturus_v4life/PDVD_010.jpg
Venom: I'm going to rip your ****ing face off!

http://i256.photobucket.com/albums/hh180/Arcturus_v4life/PDVD_004.jpg
Harry: Oh crap!


Later...

http://i256.photobucket.com/albums/hh180/Arcturus_v4life/PDVD_000-1.jpg
Harry: I couldn't resist the French toast, it looked so delicious.

http://i256.photobucket.com/albums/hh180/Arcturus_v4life/PDVD_001-1.jpg
Peter: I had a nasty grudge with Eddie Brock, and I knew that he had a weakness to french toast. So I got some french toast, farted on it and waited for Venom to eat it...but then you showed up. I'm so sorry for making you eat fart toast, and everything else. Do you forgive me?

Harry: Thats why it tasted so funky...and no, I don't forgive you.
Bwahahahahahahahaha! Brilliant!

[Dr. Fate]

http://img237.imageshack.us/img237/8058/spidermantvseries03sg2.jpg
SPIDER-MAN: "C'mon Felicia, it's Friday night..."

[blk_spidey]

lol for that one Fate! wow today i made 1 year on SHH!

[Dr. Fate]

lol for that one Fate! wow today i made 1 year on SHH!
Thanks. Congrats on making 1 year on SHH. :brucebat:


http://img237.imageshack.us/img237/8058/spidermantvseries03sg2.jpg
SPIDER-MAN: "Felicia, chill, I brought protection. I'm not Superman ya know."

[blk_spidey]

yes, he's not! lol. thx Doc!

[ultimatefan]

http://img237.imageshack.us/img237/8058/spidermantvseries03sg2.jpg
SPIDER-MAN: C´mon Felicia!! You know I need it, and I´m gonna take it one way or another... Give me back my Gilmore Girls DVD collection!!!

[Lex Luthor]

http://img237.imageshack.us/img237/8058/spidermantvseries03sg2.jpg

"Spidey: "Oh, come on! I know when you say you dont like my dancing in Spider-Man 3, that really means that you do!"

[ultimatefan]

http://img237.imageshack.us/img237/8058/spidermantvseries03sg2.jpg
SPIDER-MAN: How DARE you say fanboys in these boards are obsessed with objectifying women and mysoginist images?!?

[Dr. Fate]

http://img237.imageshack.us/img237/8058/spidermantvseries03sg2.jpg

"Spidey: "Oh, come on! I know when you say you dont like my dancing in Spider-Man 3, that really means that you do!"
Hahahaha

I liked yours too UF.

http://img237.imageshack.us/img237/8058/spidermantvseries03sg2.jpg
SPIDER-MAN: "Mistle Toe Can Be Deadly If You Eat It."
BLACK CAT: "I'm not doing the Mistle Toe exchange from Batman Returns! Ya hear me?! I won't do it!"
SPIDEY: "Then we're gonna be here for a long time."

[ultimatefan]

Hahahaha

I liked yours too UF.

http://img237.imageshack.us/img237/8058/spidermantvseries03sg2.jpg
SPIDER-MAN: "Mistle Toe Can Be Deadly If You Eat It."
BLACK CAT: "I'm not doing the Mistle Toe exchange from Batman Returns! Ya hear me?! I won't do it!"
SPIDEY: "Then we're gonna be here for a long time."

Thanks! hehehehehe, I guess the "Catwoman rip-off" reputation got to poor Felicia...

[Dr. Fate]

Thanks! hehehehehe, I guess the "Catwoman rip-off" reputation got to poor Felicia...
Yep.

http://img237.imageshack.us/img237/8058/spidermantvseries03sg2.jpg
SPIDER-MAN: "Miss Kitty, you're going to the vet whether you like it or not!"

[ultimatefan]

http://img237.imageshack.us/img237/8058/spidermantvseries03sg2.jpg
SPIDER-MAN: What, I thought you liked it rough!
BLACK CAT: Yeah, but you didn´t slap me and called me a cheap dirty whore!
SPIDER-MAN: Oh, sorry honey...

[>>>venom<<<]

alotta funny stuff guys, as always.


http://img237.imageshack.us/img237/8058/spidermantvseries03sg2.jpg
Black cat: Ugh! your suit reeks of jameson!
Spidey: STILL?!?! but i washed it like....10 times already!
Black cat: whatever you're using, it's not working.
Spidey: HEY! what do you expect! im not a rich guy! i dont make my money like you do!
Black cat: WTF?! what the hell does that supposed to mean?
Spidey: awww...nuthin...nevermind. now....where were we?
Black cat:....i ran into you....i played hard to get....then you caught me...and here we are.
Spidey: OH! right! looks like i caught myself a nice little kitty!
Black: (sighs) you know what? let's just stop!
Spidey:awww...come on cat, i was just getting started.
Black cat: naww, that's ok, the moments gone anyways....
Spidey....but....but....

[Milu]

http://img177.imageshack.us/img177/4959/pdvd1389le.png
"I'm not your guy, buddy!"

http://i177.photobucket.com/albums/w206/blk_spidey/Image0927-2219JETIX4.jpg?t=1191268727
"I'm not your buddy, friend!"

http://i8.photobucket.com/albums/a11/wiegeabo/JJJ.jpg
"He's not your friend, guy!"

http://i177.photobucket.com/albums/w206/blk_spidey/Image0927-2219JETIX4.jpg?t=1191268727
"I'm not your guy, buddy!"

[Dr. Fate]

http://img237.imageshack.us/img237/8058/spidermantvseries03sg2.jpg
SPIDER-MAN: What, I thought you liked it rough!
BLACK CAT: Yeah, but you didn´t slap me and called me a cheap dirty whore!
SPIDER-MAN: Oh, sorry honey...
Hahahahahaha

http://i8.photobucket.com/albums/a11/wiegeabo/JJJ.jpg
JJJ: "I want the name of this flying whatchamacallit to go with the Daily Planet like bacon & eggs, franks & beans, death & taxes, politics & corruption!"

[ultimatefan]

Hahahahahaha

http://i8.photobucket.com/albums/a11/wiegeabo/JJJ.jpg
JJJ: "I want the name of this flying whatchamacallit to go with the Daily Planet like bacon & eggs, franks & beans, death & taxes, politics & corruption!"

Thanks! hehehehehe, Superman The Movie

[ultimatefan]

http://i8.photobucket.com/albums/a11/wiegeabo/JJJ.jpg
JJJ: WERE YOU doing a perma-white debate?!? This is not even the Batman boards, you pinheads!!

[Dr. Fate]

http://i8.photobucket.com/albums/a11/wiegeabo/JJJ.jpg
JJJ: WERE YOU doing a perma-white debate?!? This is not even the Batman boards, you pinheads!!
Hehehehehe

The madness has spread.

http://img237.imageshack.us/img237/8058/spidermantvseries03sg2.jpg
SPIDER-MAN: "You like me because I'm a scoundrel. There aren't enough scoundrels in your life."
BLACK CAT: "I happen to like nice men."
SPIDEY: "I'm a nice man."

[Arcturus]

http://i256.photobucket.com/albums/hh180/Arcturus_v4life/PDVD_000-2.jpg

Venom: Hey MJ, did you know your boyfriend, Peter plays with Barbie dolls? We read it in his journal! BWAHAHAHAHA!

Peter: Son of a....they're rare collectibles worth a lot of money!

[blk_spidey]

http://i256.photobucket.com/albums/hh180/Arcturus_v4life/PDVD_000-2.jpg

Venom: Hey MJ, did you know your boyfriend, Peter plays with Barbie dolls? We read it in his journal! BWAHAHAHAHA!

Peter: Son of a....they're rare collectibles worth a lot of money!

bwahahahahaha! good one!

[ultimatefan]

Hehehehehe

The madness has spread.

http://img237.imageshack.us/img237/8058/spidermantvseries03sg2.jpg
SPIDER-MAN: "You like me because I'm a scoundrel. There aren't enough scoundrels in your life."
BLACK CAT: "I happen to like nice men."
SPIDEY: "I'm a nice man."

Thanks! That´s Empire Strikes Back?

[Dr. Fate]

Thanks! That´s Empire Strikes Back?
Yep.

Hehe. Barbie dolls...

http://img237.imageshack.us/img237/8058/spidermantvseries03sg2.jpg
BLACK CAT: "No, I don't want to recreate that scene from Straw Dogs, no!!!"

[ultimatefan]

http://img237.imageshack.us/img237/8058/spidermantvseries03sg2.jpg
BLACK CAT: C´mon, 12 times in a row is more than enough!
SPIDEY: Not really, the writers´ strike delayed my sequel, so I have plenty of time on my hands...

[solardestructon]

http://img237.imageshack.us/img237/8058/spidermantvseries03sg2.jpg
BLACK CAT: C´mon, 12 times in a row is more than enough!
SPIDEY: Not really, the writers´ strike delayed my sequel, so I have plenty of time on my hands...

LOL! :grin:

[ultimatefan]

LOL! :grin:

Thanks!

[Dr. Fate]

http://img237.imageshack.us/img237/8058/spidermantvseries03sg2.jpg
BLACK CAT: C´mon, 12 times in a row is more than enough!
SPIDEY: Not really, the writers´ strike delayed my sequel, so I have plenty of time on my hands...
Hehehehehehehehe

http://img237.imageshack.us/img237/8058/spidermantvseries03sg2.jpg
SPIDER-MAN: "Hail to the King, baby."

[solardestructon]

http://img237.imageshack.us/img237/8058/spidermantvseries03sg2.jpg

Spidey: SQUIRM! SCREAM!!!

[Dr. Fate]

http://img237.imageshack.us/img237/8058/spidermantvseries03sg2.jpg
SPIDER-MAN: "What happened here today was a miracle and I want you to f***ing acknowledge it!"

[Lex Luthor]

Hehehe :D

http://img237.imageshack.us/img237/8058/spidermantvseries03sg2.jpg

In memory of Mr. Heston ...

"Get your hands off me you damn web slinging arachnid!"

[Dr. Fate]

Hehehe :D

http://img237.imageshack.us/img237/8058/spidermantvseries03sg2.jpg

In memory of Mr. Heston ...

"Get your hands off me you damn web slinging arachnid!"
I had a different one in mind -


http://img237.imageshack.us/img237/8058/spidermantvseries03sg2.jpg
SPIDER-MAN: "Felicia, the man was a cinematic icon, watching Ben-Hur is the least we can do."

[3dman27]

Hehehe :D

http://img237.imageshack.us/img237/8058/spidermantvseries03sg2.jpg

In memory of Mr. Heston ...

"Get your hands off me you damn web slinging arachnid!"
thank you godzilla

[Spider-Kid]

http://img177.imageshack.us/img177/4959/pdvd1389le.png
"I'm not your guy, buddy!"

http://i177.photobucket.com/albums/w206/blk_spidey/Image0927-2219JETIX4.jpg?t=1191268727
"I'm not your buddy, friend!"

http://i8.photobucket.com/albums/a11/wiegeabo/JJJ.jpg
"He's not your friend, guy!"

http://i177.photobucket.com/albums/w206/blk_spidey/Image0927-2219JETIX4.jpg?t=1191268727
"I'm not your guy, buddy!"


why did you rip of south park episode 'Canada On Strike'?





http://img237.imageshack.us/img237/8058/spidermantvseries03sg2.jpg
BLACK CAT: I think its coming!
SPIDER-MAN: Damn, push!!!!! PUSH!!!!!!!!!!!!

[ultimatefan]

Hehehehehehehehe

http://img237.imageshack.us/img237/8058/spidermantvseries03sg2.jpg
SPIDER-MAN: "Hail to the King, baby."

Thanks,

hehehehhe, evil dead 3...

[ultimatefan]

I had a different one in mind -


http://img237.imageshack.us/img237/8058/spidermantvseries03sg2.jpg
SPIDER-MAN: "Felicia, the man was a cinematic icon, watching Ben-Hur is the least we can do."

C´mon, Felicia, you´re gonna love it, he gets shirtless in it...

[ultimatefan]

http://img237.imageshack.us/img237/8058/spidermantvseries03sg2.jpg
SPIDER-MAN: Say it!
BLACK CAT: N-Never!
SPIDER-MAN: SAY IT!!
BLACK CAT: M-Meow.

[Spider-Kid]

http://img237.imageshack.us/img237/8058/spidermantvseries03sg2.jpg
BLACK KAT: AW S**T ITS NOT COMING!
SPIDEY: PUSH, PUSH, PUSH GODDAMNIT NOT EVERY DAMN DOCTOR PAYS 147.67$ YOU F**KING KNOW I DIDN'T GET THIS JOB FOR NOTHING!!!

[Dr. Fate]

why did you rip of south park episode 'Canada On Strike'?





http://img237.imageshack.us/img237/8058/spidermantvseries03sg2.jpg
BLACK CAT: I think its coming!
SPIDER-MAN: Damn, push!!!!! PUSH!!!!!!!!!!!!
Hehehehe

http://supermanfanart.com/artists/frahme/captain-marvel.jpg
CAPTAIN MARVEL: "Hey Spidey, whatcha doin'?"

http://img237.imageshack.us/img237/8058/spidermantvseries03sg2.jpg
SPIDER-MAN: "Not now, Marv! I'm... interrogating her!"

[ultimatefan]

http://img237.imageshack.us/img237/8058/spidermantvseries03sg2.jpg
BLACK CAT: Man, the things I do for a role in the fourth movie...
SPIDEY: Oh yeah? You don´t wanna know what Venom had to do, and he only got ten minutes...

[Dr. Fate]

http://img237.imageshack.us/img237/8058/spidermantvseries03sg2.jpg
BLACK CAT: Man, the things I do for a role in the fourth movie...
SPIDEY: Oh yeah? You don´t wanna know what Venom had to do, and he only got ten minutes...
Ahahahahahahahahahahahaha!

http://img237.imageshack.us/img237/8058/spidermantvseries03sg2.jpg
BLACK CAT: "I don't know what's come over you but-"
SPIDER-MAN: "You *came* all over me last night, remember?"

[Spider-Kid]

Thanks Dr Fate!



http://img237.imageshack.us/img237/8058/spidermantvseries03sg2.jpg
Spider-Man: There is no possible way you can make it into a sm movie!!! I won't alow it!

[MrSmith1114]

Thanks Dr Fate!



http://img237.imageshack.us/img237/8058/spidermantvseries03sg2.jpg
Spider-Man: There is no possible way you can make it into a sm movie!!! I won't alow it!

Haha. Let's hope someone doesn't allow it. Good one.

[Spider-Kid]

Haha. Let's hope someone doesn't allow it. Good one.


Black Cat would NEVER make it into a SM movie never.


http://img237.imageshack.us/img237/8058/spidermantvseries03sg2.jpg
Spider-Man: When's the last time you were in a Caption, Black Cat?

[Spider-Kid]

http://img237.imageshack.us/img237/8058/spidermantvseries03sg2.jpg
Spider-Man: Where's your Messiah now, Woman?

[ultimatefan]

Ahahahahahahahahahahahaha!

http://img237.imageshack.us/img237/8058/spidermantvseries03sg2.jpg
BLACK CAT: "I don't know what's come over you but-"
SPIDER-MAN: "You *came* all over me last night, remember?"

Thanks! Ah, those modern women, never know what they want...

[Dr. Fate]

Venom is outside the FOX building and refusing to leave -
http://i62.photobucket.com/albums/h119/Robotchicken09/613c302e0f5d2a8648b73e5ce232fb85.gif
VENOM: "I want YOU...to stop renewing the Simpsons and let the damn show be retired already!"

[Spider-Kid]

Venom is outside the FOX building and refusing to leave -
http://i62.photobucket.com/albums/h119/Robotchicken09/613c302e0f5d2a8648b73e5ce232fb85.gif
VENOM: "I want YOU...to stop renewing the Simpsons and let the damn show be retired already!"


YOU CAN'T SAY THAT!

[ultimatefan]

Venom is outside the FOX building and refusing to leave -
http://i62.photobucket.com/albums/h119/Robotchicken09/613c302e0f5d2a8648b73e5ce232fb85.gif
VENOM: "I want YOU...to stop renewing the Simpsons and let the damn show be retired already!"

hehehehehehehe

[ultimatefan]

http://i62.photobucket.com/albums/h119/Robotchicken09/613c302e0f5d2a8648b73e5ce232fb85.gif
VENOM: WHERE THE F*** IS MY SPIN-OFF?!?

[DX]

http://i62.photobucket.com/albums/h119/Robotchicken09/613c302e0f5d2a8648b73e5ce232fb85.gif
VENOM: WHERE THE F*** IS MY SPIN-OFF?!?
Hahaha, lost in a black hole of oblivion, hopefully. :o

[Dr. Fate]

http://www.dialbforblog.com/archives/100/darwyn_cooke.gif
SPIDER-MAN: "Time for the 'Where are they now?' pics..."

[Arcturus]

http://i256.photobucket.com/albums/hh180/Arcturus_v4life/PDVD_032.jpg

Venom: It's the end of the road for you, buddy.

http://i256.photobucket.com/albums/hh180/Arcturus_v4life/PDVD_074.jpg

Mary Jane Watson: He's not your buddy, guy.

http://i256.photobucket.com/albums/hh180/Arcturus_v4life/PDVD_000-2.jpg

Venom: I'm not your guy, friend!

Peter: She's not your friend buddy!

http://i256.photobucket.com/albums/hh180/Arcturus_v4life/PDVD_045.jpg
Venom: I'm not your buddy! Guy.

[Dr. Fate]

http://i256.photobucket.com/albums/hh180/Arcturus_v4life/PDVD_045.jpg
VENOM: "Why didn't I get an Oscar damn it?!"
SPIDEY: "Maybe because you're not in the film that much?"
VENOM: "That is not an acceptable answer!"

[Spider-Kid]

http://i256.photobucket.com/albums/hh180/Arcturus_v4life/PDVD_045.jpg
VENOM: Did you fart?

[ultimatefan]

Hahaha, lost in a black hole of oblivion, hopefully. :o

Thanks! yeah, probably.

[ultimatefan]

http://i256.photobucket.com/albums/hh180/Arcturus_v4life/PDVD_045.jpg
VENOM: "Why didn't I get an Oscar damn it?!"
SPIDEY: "Maybe because you're not in the film that much?"
VENOM: "That is not an acceptable answer!"

SPIDEY: Because you aren´t that great of a character and you´re played by Topher Grace, then.
VENOM: Oh...

[ultimatefan]

http://i256.photobucket.com/albums/hh180/Arcturus_v4life/PDVD_045.jpg
VENOM: yeah, this is what eating too many Subway sandwiches does to your jaw in ten years!

[Arcturus]

http://i256.photobucket.com/albums/hh180/Arcturus_v4life/PDVD_045.jpg

Venom: WHAT DO YOU MEAN IT'S NOT BUTTER?!

[DX]

http://i256.photobucket.com/albums/hh180/Arcturus_v4life/PDVD_045.jpg

Venom: "WHO THE **** CALLED ME GENE SIMMONS?!?"

[Dr. Fate]

http://i67.photobucket.com/albums/h283/purgatori00/spiderman_black_cat_makingout_2.jpg
BLACK CAT: "So when do you start casting me for Spider-Man 4?"
SPIDER-MAN: "Probably in August."

[ultimatefan]

http://i256.photobucket.com/albums/hh180/Arcturus_v4life/PDVD_045.jpg
VENOM: Yeah, yeah, The Joker is a much more popular, cooler, multi-layered villain than me and he´s been played by Jack Nicholson and Heath Ledger when the best I got was Topher Grace, BUT CAN HE OPEN HIS MOUTH LIKE THIS?!?

[Spider-Kid]

http://i256.photobucket.com/albums/hh180/Arcturus_v4life/PDVD_045.jpg
VENOM: WHO THE F**K CALLED ME JOSH LONG?!?!

[Spider-Kid]

http://i256.photobucket.com/albums/hh180/Arcturus_v4life/PDVD_045.jpg
VENOM: Yeah, yeah, The Joker is a much more popular, cooler, multi-layered villain than me and he´s been played by Jack Nicholson and Heath Ledger when the best I got was Topher Grace, BUT CAN HE OPEN HIS MOUTH LIKE THIS?!?


Spidey: Have you even noticed you look like a lizard that way??
Venom: Hey... You're actually right. I never really noticed that before.
Spidey: You're such a noob. I knew the directors should've picked Josh Long for SM3.
Venom: I Never noticed that to!!!
Spidey: And that's why you didn't get a Oscar.
Venom: Oh My God!

[Spider-Kid]

http://i67.photobucket.com/albums/h283/purgatori00/spiderman_black_cat_makingout_2.jpg
BLACK CAT: "So when do you start casting me for Spider-Man 4?"
SPIDER-MAN: "Probably Never, due to the reason that Black Cat should never EVER appear in a SM movie. Lets hope not anyway.."

[LexCorp]

Doc Ock - "I should have gone to specsavers"

http://i45.photobucket.com/albums/f85/30643/ock00158.jpg

[Dr. Fate]

http://i67.photobucket.com/albums/h283/purgatori00/spiderman_black_cat_makingout_2.jpg
BLACK CAT: "So when do you start casting me for Spider-Man 4?"
SPIDER-MAN: "Probably Never, due to the reason that Black Cat should never EVER appear in a SM movie. Lets hope not anyway.."
Not a Black Cat fan I take it?

http://i256.photobucket.com/albums/hh180/Arcturus_v4life/PDVD_045.jpg
VENOM: "Feed me, Seymour!"

[Dr. Fate]

http://i256.photobucket.com/albums/hh180/Arcturus_v4life/PDVD_045.jpg
VENOM: Yeah, yeah, The Joker is a much more popular, cooler, multi-layered villain than me and he´s been played by Jack Nicholson and Heath Ledger when the best I got was Topher Grace, BUT CAN HE OPEN HIS MOUTH LIKE THIS?!?
Hehehehehe

http://g-images.amazon.com/images/G/01/dvd/sony/sm3/spiderman1lrg.jpg
SPIDER-MAN: "I've done far worse than kill you. I've hurt you. And I wish to go on... hurting you. I will leave you as you left me, as you left her, marooned for all eternity at the center of a dead planet. Buried alive... buried alive..."

http://img177.imageshack.us/img177/4959/pdvd1389le.png
NORMAN OSBORNE/GREEN GOBLIN #1: "Khan!"

[Spider-Kid]

Not a Black Cat fan I take it?



Score. If Black Cat was in a SM movie, She would (by no doubt) Rip of Catwoman.

[Spider-Kid]

http://cache.reelzchannel.com/assets/content/blog/ScarySpideyBlog.jpg
BLACK SPIDEY: Alright, here's how I'll make it up.
FIRST: MORE DAMN SCREEN TIME FOR ME.
SECOND: WHY THE F**K DOES BLACK SPIDEY LOOK LIKE A SPIDER-MAN MOVIE COSTUME RECOLOR?

[ultimatefan]

Hehehehehe

http://g-images.amazon.com/images/G/01/dvd/sony/sm3/spiderman1lrg.jpg
SPIDER-MAN: "I've done far worse than kill you. I've hurt you. And I wish to go on... hurting you. I will leave you as you left me, as you left her, marooned for all eternity at the center of a dead planet. Buried alive... buried alive..."

http://img177.imageshack.us/img177/4959/pdvd1389le.png
NORMAN OSBORNE/GREEN GOBLIN #1: "Khan!"

Thanks! heh, That Osborne image is perfect for the Khan joke...

[ultimatefan]

http://cache.reelzchannel.com/assets/content/blog/ScarySpideyBlog.jpg
TOBEY: see, the miracles of make-up and photography can make even me almost kinda sorta look like a quasi-badass!

[DX]

http://g-images.amazon.com/images/G/01/dvd/sony/sm3/spiderman1lrg.jpg

Man in train: "WOAH! Man, I gotta stop taking acid on the way to work...I'm seeing Spider-Man!"

Woman in train: "Dude...that's not the acid, that really is Spider-Man."

Spider-Man: "WOAH! I gotta stop taking acid trips while crimefighting...I'm seeing Doc Ock! Oh wait, that is Doc Ock..."

[Dr. Fate]

http://cache.reelzchannel.com/assets/content/blog/ScarySpideyBlog.jpg
TOBEY: see, the miracles of make-up and photography can make even me almost kinda sorta look like a quasi-badass!
Bwhahahahahahaha

And yes, that particular image of Norman Osborne is great for Khan gags. But I find the Khan gag works best when you include the first half.


http://g-images.amazon.com/images/G/01/dvd/sony/sm3/spiderman1lrg.jpg

Man in train: "WOAH! Man, I gotta stop taking acid on the way to work...I'm seeing Spider-Man!"

Woman in train: "Dude...that's not the acid, that really is Spider-Man."

Spider-Man: "WOAH! I gotta stop taking acid trips while crimefighting...I'm seeing Doc Ock! Oh wait, that is Doc Ock..."

Bwahahahahahahaha

http://i256.photobucket.com/albums/hh180/Arcturus_v4life/PDVD_045.jpg
VENOM: "I can stick my whole fist in my mouth! Wanna see?"
SPIDEY: "No thanks."

[DX]

http://i256.photobucket.com/albums/hh180/Arcturus_v4life/PDVD_000-2.jpg

Spidey: "I wish I knew how to quit you."

http://i256.photobucket.com/albums/hh180/Arcturus_v4life/PDVD_045.jpg

Venom: "SHUT UP! SHUT THE **** UP!!!"

[ultimatefan]

Bwhahahahahahaha

And yes, that particular image of Norman Osborne is great for Khan gags. But I find the Khan gag works best when you include the first half.


Bwahahahahahahaha

http://i256.photobucket.com/albums/hh180/Arcturus_v4life/PDVD_045.jpg
VENOM: "I can stick my whole fist in my mouth! Wanna see?"
SPIDEY: "No thanks."

Thanks! huh, no one wants to see that, Venom...

[ultimatefan]

http://i256.photobucket.com/albums/hh180/Arcturus_v4life/PDVD_045.jpg
VENOM: Help me, I´m choking on a sardine bone!

[Arcturus]

http://i256.photobucket.com/albums/hh180/Arcturus_v4life/PDVD_000-2.jpg

Spidey: "I wish I knew how to quit you."

http://i256.photobucket.com/albums/hh180/Arcturus_v4life/PDVD_045.jpg

Venom: "SHUT UP! SHUT THE **** UP!!!"

LMFAO!!!!

Good one, DX.

[DX]

LMFAO!!!!

Good one, DX.
Thanks :up:

[Dr. Fate]

http://i67.photobucket.com/albums/h283/purgatori00/spiderman_black_cat_makingout_2.jpg
SPIDER-MAN [singing]: "Since I met you I begun to feel so strange
Every time I speak your name that's funny
You say that you are so helpless too
That you don’t know what to do

Each night I pray there will never come a day
When you up and take your love away
Say you feel the same way too
And I wonder what it is I feel for you

Could it be I’m falling in love [With you baby]
Could it be I’m falling in love [Woo]
Could it be I’m falling in love
With you
With you
With you
With you

I don’t need all those things that used to bring me joy
You make me such a happy boy
And honey you’ll always be the only for me
Meeting you was my destiny

You can be sure I will never let you down
When you need me I’ll be around
And darling you’ll always be
The only for me
Heaven made you specially

Could it be I’m falling in love [With you baby]
Could it be I’m falling in love [Woo]
Could it be I’m falling in love
With you
With you
with you,
With you

And darling you’ll always be
The only for me
Heaven made you specially

Could it be I’m falling in love [With you baby]
Could it be I’m falling in love [I wanna know now baby]
Could it be I’m falling in love
With you
With you
With you
With you

I walk around with my heart in my hands hey
Walk the street as long as I can baby
I used to sing fa fa fa fa
But right now I feel so good I sing la la la la
Once you get me up
Won’t let me down
Just let this feeling carry me on
Skip the beats with my heart girl..."
[repeat & fade]

[lou2099]

http://i256.photobucket.com/albums/hh180/Arcturus_v4life/PDVD_045.jpg
VENOM: WHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAT DID YOU SAY???????!!!!!!!

(sorry, that's what it looks like to me)

[ultimatefan]

http://i62.photobucket.com/albums/h119/Robotchicken09/613c302e0f5d2a8648b73e5ce232fb85.gif
HONK if you hope Iron Man will finally break the current string of superhero movies disappointing or polarizing fans the last couple years!!

[Dr. Fate]

http://i62.photobucket.com/albums/h119/Robotchicken09/613c302e0f5d2a8648b73e5ce232fb85.gif
HONK if you hope Iron Man will finally break the current string of superhero movies disappointing or polarizing fans the last couple years!!
Honk! Honk Honk! Honk!

Honkity Honkity Honkity Honkity...


http://i62.photobucket.com/albums/h119/Robotchicken09/613c302e0f5d2a8648b73e5ce232fb85.gif
VENOM: "Honk if you love the smell of napalm in the morning!"

[Lex Luthor]

http://i62.photobucket.com/albums/h119/Robotchicken09/613c302e0f5d2a8648b73e5ce232fb85.gif

Venom: "Pull Over! My former cellmate is in your backseat! Pull Over!!!"

[3dman27]

http://i62.photobucket.com/albums/h119/Robotchicken09/613c302e0f5d2a8648b73e5ce232fb85.gif
HONK if you hope Iron Man will finally break the current string of superhero movies disappointing or polarizing fans the last couple years!!

OOGAH OOGAH

[ultimatefan]

Honk! Honk Honk! Honk!

Honkity Honkity Honkity Honkity...


http://i62.photobucket.com/albums/h119/Robotchicken09/613c302e0f5d2a8648b73e5ce232fb85.gif
VENOM: "Honk if you love the smell of napalm in the morning!"

Let´s keep honking, guys!

hehe, does Venom have some kinda nose, by the way?

[lou2099]

http://i62.photobucket.com/albums/h119/Robotchicken09/613c302e0f5d2a8648b73e5ce232fb85.gif
VENOM: WE WILL, WE WILL ROCK YOU!! WE WILL, WE WILL ROCK YOU!!!!

[ultimatefan]

http://i62.photobucket.com/albums/h119/Robotchicken09/613c302e0f5d2a8648b73e5ce232fb85.gif
VENOM: Hey c´mere you ho! I know you crazy for some luvin, beyotch!! Bring those melones right here!!

http://i67.photobucket.com/albums/h283/purgatori00/spiderman_black_cat_makingout_2.jpg
BLACK CAT: You gonna let him talk like that to me?
SPIDER-MAN: Of course not, only I can talk to you like that, you ****!

[Dr. Fate]

http://i62.photobucket.com/albums/h119/Robotchicken09/613c302e0f5d2a8648b73e5ce232fb85.gif
VENOM: Hey c´mere you ho! I know you crazy for some luvin, beyotch!! Bring those melones right here!!

http://i67.photobucket.com/albums/h283/purgatori00/spiderman_black_cat_makingout_2.jpg
BLACK CAT: You gonna let him talk like that to me?
SPIDER-MAN: Of course not, only I can talk to you like that, you ****!
Bwahahahahahahahahahahahaha! Brilliant!


http://i62.photobucket.com/albums/h119/Robotchicken09/613c302e0f5d2a8648b73e5ce232fb85.gif
VENOM: WE WILL, WE WILL ROCK YOU!! WE WILL, WE WILL ROCK YOU!!!!

Again: bwahahahahahaha! Brilliant!

http://i62.photobucket.com/albums/h119/Robotchicken09/613c302e0f5d2a8648b73e5ce232fb85.gif
VENOM: "We Are The Champions My Friend, And We'll Keep on Fighting To The End! We Are The Champions! We are the Champions! No time for losers 'cause we are the champions of the Woooooooorrrrrrrrrrrllllllllllllllld!""

[lou2099]

!Again: bwahahahahahaha! Brilliant!
http://i62.photobucket.com/albums/h119/Robotchicken09/613c302e0f5d2a8648b73e5ce232fb85.gifVENOM: "We Are The Champions My Friend, And We'll Keep on Fighting To The End! We Are The Champions! We are the Champions! No time for losers 'cause we are the champions of the Woooooooorrrrrrrrrrrllllllllllllllld!""Thanks and nice follow up!

http://i62.photobucket.com/albums/h119/Robotchicken09/613c302e0f5d2a8648b73e5ce232fb85.gif
VENOM: East bound and down, loaded up and truckin',
we're gonna do what they say can't be done.
We've got a long way to go and a short time to get there.
I'm east bound, just watch ol' Venom run.

Keep your foot hard on the pedal. Son, never mind them brakes.
Let it all hang out 'cause we got a run to make.
The boys are thirsty in Atlanta and there's beer in Texarcana.
And we'll bring it back no matter what it takes.

East bound and down, loaded up and truckin',
we're gonna do what they say can't be done.
We've got a long way to go and a short time to get there.
I'm east bound, just watch ol' Venom run.

East bound and down, loaded up and truckin',
we're gonna do what they say can't be done.
We've got a long way to go and a short time to get there.
I'm east bound, just watch ol' Venom run.

Ol' Spidey's got them ears on and he's hot on your trail.
He aint gonna rest 'til you're in jail.
So you got to dodge 'im and you got to duck 'im,
you got to keep that diesel truckin'.
Just put that hammer down and give it hell.

East bound and down, loaded up and truckin',
we're gonna do what they say can't be done.
We've got a long way to go and a short time to get there.
I'm east bound, just watch ol' Venom run.

[ultimatefan]

Bwahahahahahahahahahahahaha! Brilliant!


Again: bwahahahahahaha! Brilliant!

http://i62.photobucket.com/albums/h119/Robotchicken09/613c302e0f5d2a8648b73e5ce232fb85.gif
VENOM: "We Are The Champions My Friend, And We'll Keep on Fighting To The End! We Are The Champions! We are the Champions! No time for losers 'cause we are the champions of the Woooooooorrrrrrrrrrrllllllllllllllld!""

Thanks!


hehehehehehehhe, Venom Mercury...

[Dr. Fate]

Thanks and nice follow up!

http://i62.photobucket.com/albums/h119/Robotchicken09/613c302e0f5d2a8648b73e5ce232fb85.gif
VENOM: East bound and down, loaded up and truckin',
we're gonna do what they say can't be done.
We've got a long way to go and a short time to get there.
I'm east bound, just watch ol' Venom run.

Keep your foot hard on the pedal. Son, never mind them brakes.
Let it all hang out 'cause we got a run to make.
The boys are thirsty in Atlanta and there's beer in Texarcana.
And we'll bring it back no matter what it takes.

East bound and down, loaded up and truckin',
we're gonna do what they say can't be done.
We've got a long way to go and a short time to get there.
I'm east bound, just watch ol' Venom run.

East bound and down, loaded up and truckin',
we're gonna do what they say can't be done.
We've got a long way to go and a short time to get there.
I'm east bound, just watch ol' Venom run.

Ol' Spidey's got them ears on and he's hot on your trail.
He aint gonna rest 'til you're in jail.
So you got to dodge 'im and you got to duck 'im,
you got to keep that diesel truckin'.
Just put that hammer down and give it hell.

East bound and down, loaded up and truckin',
we're gonna do what they say can't be done.
We've got a long way to go and a short time to get there.
I'm east bound, just watch ol' Venom run.
Hehe, is that based on a song?

http://cache.reelzchannel.com/assets/content/blog/ScarySpideyBlog.jpg
BLACK SUIT SPIDEY: "I Am Not Meterosexual! I'm not!"

[Lex Luthor]

http://i256.photobucket.com/albums/hh180/Arcturus_v4life/PDVD_000-2.jpg

VENOM: "Hahaha! Oh Peter. Dont act so shocked that I'm going to be speaking about how important it is to take care of your teeth!"

[ultimatefan]

http://i256.photobucket.com/albums/hh180/Arcturus_v4life/PDVD_000-2.jpg
VENOM: For the last frikking time, ENOUGH with the gay jokes!! It´s immature, it´s silly and it´s a homophobic insult... Well, to Peter, I guess...
PETER: Hey!

[lou2099]

Hehe, is that based on a song?
Yep, "East Bound and Down", by Jerry Reed from the movie "Smokey and the Bandit"

[lou2099]

http://www.vujer.com/material/nyheter/Spider-Man_3_krasch.jpg
SPIDER-MAN: I ate a car, and this is the poop!

[lou2099]

http://mesh.chattablogs.com/spider-man-2.jpg
SPIDER-MAN: It's useless to resist, Tobey. I'm gonna swallow you whole!
TOBEY MAGUIRE: Never!
{pushes out}
SPIDER-MAN: {retching} *BLEEEAAAAGGGGGHHH!*
http://www.mistermaguire.com/gallery/albums/userpics/10002/tobey_kidschoice_tf.jpg
TOBEY: Damn, that was close! What a jerk!

[Dr. Fate]

Yep, "East Bound and Down", by Jerry Reed from the movie "Smokey and the Bandit"
I thought it sounded familiar.

http://mesh.chattablogs.com/spider-man-2.jpg
SPIDER-MAN: "I wonder if it's time for a haircut... or a bigger mask..."

[ultimatefan]

http://mesh.chattablogs.com/spider-man-2.jpg
SPIDER-MAN: Hey, what you know, I still DO have a mask in those movies...

[3dman27]

http://mesh.chattablogs.com/spider-man-2.jpg
SPIDER-MAN: Hey, what you know, I still DO have a mask in those movies...

spidey "crap only two lost episodes of the TMNT leftthen is back to [blechh]fast forward"

[spida-man]

Honk! Honk Honk! Honk!

Honkity Honkity Honkity Honkity...


http://i62.photobucket.com/albums/h119/Robotchicken09/613c302e0f5d2a8648b73e5ce232fb85.gif
VENOM: "Honk if you love the smell of napalm in the morning!"
lol nice reference to the SPIDER-MAN game on ps1(what if? mode that is)

[spida-man]

http://www.mistermaguire.com/gallery/albums/userpics/10002/tobey_kidschoice_tf.jpg
Peter realizes now that the Black-Suit also cause him to put on waaay too much hair gel.

[spida-man]

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v228/fireblaze614/ohshii.jpg
AUNT MAY: "So that you don't have any bastard children running around in the sequel like that Superman fellow."
ooooh man!
game over u win. lmao

[spida-man]

http://i62.photobucket.com/albums/h119/Robotchicken09/613c302e0f5d2a8648b73e5ce232fb85.gif

lol i'm still trying to think of somethign for this one.

"Spider-wuuuuuuuuussss,...Come out to Plaaaaaaaayyyy!!"

[Dr. Fate]

ooooh man!
game over u win. lmao
Thanks.

http://i67.photobucket.com/albums/h283/purgatori00/spiderman_black_cat_makingout_2.jpg
SPIDER-MAN [singing]: "Feels like I came alive just yesterday.
Feels like I'm always gonna feel this way.
Hearts havin' set in motion,
Worlds havin' turned around,
When you've been lost you know when you've been found.

Easy to hide and live your life apart.
Easy to find new ways to kill the heart.
But I've lived through some changes,
Laughter as well as pain.
Now I can dance in sunshine or in rain.

Come and follow me
To wherever the light breaks through.
Come and follow me
And you're gonna be dancing too.
In your eyes I see,
You're alive as me.
So whenever I'm lost then I can follow you."

BLACK CAT [singing]: "Too many people throw it all away.
Can't seem to take another empty day.
Trick is to keep believin'.
Trick is to simply see,
Just how great the gift of life can be.

Come and follow me
To wherever the light breaks through.
Come and follow me
And you're gonna be dancing too.
In your eyes I see,
You're alive as me.
So whenever I'm lost then I can follow you.

SPIDEY & BLACK CAT DUET: "Just when the light seems to be goin' dim,
You will be there I know like a true friend,
Helpin' me to shine again.

Come and follow me
To wherever the light breaks through.
Come and follow me
And you're gonna be dancing too.
In your eyes I see,
You're alive as me.
So whenever I'm lost then I can follow you..."

[Dr. Fate]

http://tophergracefan.com/pictures/events/comiccon2006/con14.jpg
Peter: Nah, of course Topher doesn´t resent it that I can be in more sequels and he got killed off, we´re all buddies here!
Topher (thinking): Gunshot? No, too obvious... Pushing him off a rooftop? No, not painful enough... Twisting a knife on his chest? No, too messy... Poisoning? hmmm...
I know it was a while ago, but that is very funny.:hehe:

[ultimatefan]

I know it was a while ago, but that is very funny.:hehe:

Thanks, yeah, the pic works perfectly for it.

[Dr. Fate]

http://tophergracefan.com/pictures/events/comiccon2006/con14.jpg
TOBEY: "Viva Spider-Man 4!"
TOPHER: "Oh man, I hope Uwe Boll is hiring..."

[spida-man]

Thanks, yeah, the pic works perfectly for it.
it does work pretty well with tobey smiling and topher looking all depressed/pissed off

[Lex Luthor]

[http://tophergracefan.com/pictures/events/comiccon2006/con14.jpg
TOBEY: "A Venom movie? Haha! What a great idea!
TOPHER: "No it isnt ....."

[ultimatefan]

http://tophergracefan.com/pictures/events/comiccon2006/con14.jpg
TOBEY: "Viva Spider-Man 4!"
TOPHER: "Oh man, I hope Uwe Boll is hiring..."

hehehehehe, c´mon Topher, you´re not THAT desperate yet... I guess...:woot:

[Dr. Fate]

hehehehehe, c´mon Topher, you´re not THAT desperate yet... I guess...:woot:
I couldn't think of anyone lower than UB.

http://i62.photobucket.com/albums/h119/Robotchicken09/613c302e0f5d2a8648b73e5ce232fb85.gif
VENOM: "Tramps Like Us, Baby We Were Born To Run!"

[The Navigator]

http://i62.photobucket.com/albums/h119/Robotchicken09/613c302e0f5d2a8648b73e5ce232fb85.gif

Honk if you hate sequelcide!

[solardestructon]

http://i62.photobucket.com/albums/h119/Robotchicken09/613c302e0f5d2a8648b73e5ce232fb85.gif

Honk if you're horny!

[ultimatefan]

http://tophergracefan.com/pictures/events/comiccon2006/con14.jpg
TOBEY: Oh yeah, there was a point where Venom was in the movie for, like, half an hour, and then I said, "c´mon guys, everybody knows I am the star of those movies!" Topher knows his place! Right Topher?
TOPHER: Yeah, yeah, absolutely... Listen Tobey, do you like Huey Lewis and The News?

[Dr. Fate]

http://tophergracefan.com/pictures/events/comiccon2006/con14.jpg
TOBEY: Oh yeah, there was a point where Venom was in the movie for, like, half an hour, and then I said, "c´mon guys, everybody knows I am the star of those movies!" Topher knows his place! Right Topher?
TOPHER: Yeah, yeah, absolutely... Listen Tobey, do you like Huey Lewis and The News?
Hehehehe, That 70s Psycho.

I liked yours as well soldardestruction, RabbitSamurai.

http://i62.photobucket.com/albums/h119/Robotchicken09/613c302e0f5d2a8648b73e5ce232fb85.gif
VENOM: "Going our way, stranger?"

[Arcturus]

http://i62.photobucket.com/albums/h119/Robotchicken09/613c302e0f5d2a8648b73e5ce232fb85.gif

VENOM: HONK IF YOU LOVE BRAINS!

[ultimatefan]

Hehehehe, That 70s Psycho.

I liked yours as well soldardestruction, RabbitSamurai.

http://i62.photobucket.com/albums/h119/Robotchicken09/613c302e0f5d2a8648b73e5ce232fb85.gif
VENOM: "Going our way, stranger?"

Thanks!

[ultimatefan]

http://i62.photobucket.com/albums/h119/Robotchicken09/613c302e0f5d2a8648b73e5ce232fb85.gif
VENOM: No, ì´m not the truck driver who chased those people around in either Duel or Joy Ride, but I like their style!

[Dr. Fate]

http://i62.photobucket.com/albums/h119/Robotchicken09/613c302e0f5d2a8648b73e5ce232fb85.gif

VENOM: HONK IF YOU LOVE BRAINS!
Hehehehehe, brains...

http://i62.photobucket.com/albums/h119/Robotchicken09/613c302e0f5d2a8648b73e5ce232fb85.gif
VENOM: "Honk if you love That 70s Show!"

[lou2099]

http://i62.photobucket.com/albums/h119/Robotchicken09/613c302e0f5d2a8648b73e5ce232fb85.gif
VENOM: DO YOU KNOW THE WAY TO SAN JOSE!!!!?????

[Dr. Fate]

http://img224.imageshack.us/img224/6668/vlcsnap3470636sd8.png
TOPHER: "This is my serious, quietly intense face. Now tell me why I didn't get a f***ing Oscar with a face this serious, quietly intense!"

[Milu]

http://i62.photobucket.com/albums/h119/Robotchicken09/613c302e0f5d2a8648b73e5ce232fb85.gif
"Get those corpses off the road! This is a highway!!!"

[Web-Head]

http://img95.exs.cx/img95/9087/ockhand.gif
Ock: I'm not touching you! I'm not touching you! I'm not touching you! I'm not touching you! I'm not touching you! I'm not touching you! I'm not touching you! I'm not touching you! I'm not touching you! I'm not touching you! I'm not--

[Spider-Kid]

http://i256.photobucket.com/albums/hh180/Arcturus_v4life/PDVD_045.jpg
VENOM: KIDS, THIS IS WHAT HAPPENS WHEN YOU CROSS A SUBWAY SANDWICH WITH THE JOKER!
http://i62.photobucket.com/albums/h119/Robotchicken09/613c302e0f5d2a8648b73e5ce232fb85.gif
VENOM: WHEN THE F*** DO I GET MY NEXT CAMEO?!?!

[Dr. Fate]

http://i256.photobucket.com/albums/hh180/Arcturus_v4life/PDVD_045.jpg
VENOM: KIDS, THIS IS WHAT HAPPENS WHEN YOU CROSS A SUBWAY SANDWICH WITH THE JOKER!
http://i62.photobucket.com/albums/h119/Robotchicken09/613c302e0f5d2a8648b73e5ce232fb85.gif
VENOM: WHEN THE F*** DO I GET MY NEXT CAMEO?!?!
Hahahahahahahaha

http://img95.exs.cx/img95/9087/ockhand.gif
SPIDER-MAN: "This reminds me of a scene from one of the Alien films for some reason..."

[Spider-Kid]

Hahahahahahahaha



Venom's cameo was in Imaginationland episode 3. Damn, When's his next?

[Spider-Kid]

http://i256.photobucket.com/albums/hh180/Arcturus_v4life/PDVD_045.jpg
Venom: OH YEAAAAH! HIGH SCORE! BEAT THAT, BILLY MITCHEL!!!!!!

[Arcturus]

http://i256.photobucket.com/albums/hh180/Arcturus_v4life/PDVD_000-3.jpg
Venom: Oh yeah...I know all about you, like the fact that you're a hardcore fan of Desperate Housewives, I don't know, it just doesn't seem right.

http://i256.photobucket.com/albums/hh180/Arcturus_v4life/PDVD_001-2.jpg
Sandman: Hey! That show has more upsides then downsides.

*70's style music plays in background*

http://i256.photobucket.com/albums/hh180/Arcturus_v4life/PDVD_002.jpg
Sandman: Plus...it's not as bad as that.

http://i256.photobucket.com/albums/hh180/Arcturus_v4life/PDVD_006.jpg
Peter: Who's a man and a half? I'm radioactive! Do I turn you on?! Booyah!

[Dr. Fate]

http://i256.photobucket.com/albums/hh180/Arcturus_v4life/PDVD_000-3.jpg
Venom: Oh yeah...I know all about you, like the fact that you're a hardcore fan of Desperate Housewives, I don't know, it just doesn't seem right.

http://i256.photobucket.com/albums/hh180/Arcturus_v4life/PDVD_001-2.jpg
Sandman: Hey! That show has more upsides then downsides.

*70's style music plays in background*

http://i256.photobucket.com/albums/hh180/Arcturus_v4life/PDVD_002.jpg
Sandman: Plus...it's not as bad as that.

http://i256.photobucket.com/albums/hh180/Arcturus_v4life/PDVD_006.jpg
Peter: Who's a man and a half? I'm radioactive! Do I turn you on?! Booyah!
Hehehehe

http://img02.picoodle.com/img/img02/8/4/23/f_Spiderman3tm_1497fd6.jpg
VENOM: "Cowabunga!"

http://i256.photobucket.com/albums/hh180/Arcturus_v4life/PDVD_002.jpg
SANDMAN: "That is so late 1980s/early 1990s."

[The Navigator]

http://i256.photobucket.com/albums/hh180/Arcturus_v4life/PDVD_045.jpg

"HAIL SATAN! HAIL SATAN AND ASHTON KUTCHER!"

It doesn't make much sense without this:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FrfjyVKYFnU&feature=related

[ultimatefan]

http://img95.exs.cx/img95/9087/ockhand.gif
SPIDEY: You suck as an enemy, but you´re one helluva futuristic barber!!

[Spider-Kid]

Topher: Hey guys, What I miss?

http://z.about.com/d/movies/1/0/8/i/8/dreamz04110636.jpg


Tobey: Sorry Topher, Josh Long is our New Eddie.
http://images.forbes.com/media/lists/53/2005/MDFF.jpg

Josh Long:
http://d.yimg.com/img.music.yahoo.com/image/v1/video/2158447;encoding=jpg;size=130x78;locale=us;
Hey Topher, Guess you missed out. Haha.

Topher Grace:
http://us.i1.yimg.com/img.movies.yahoo.com/ymv/us/img/flickr/45/15/000454524515.jpg
.....

[ultimatefan]

Hehehehe

http://img02.picoodle.com/img/img02/8/4/23/f_Spiderman3tm_1497fd6.jpg
VENOM: "Cowabunga!"

http://i256.photobucket.com/albums/hh180/Arcturus_v4life/PDVD_002.jpg
SANDMAN: "That is so late 1980s/early 1990s."

heheehehehehehe

[Spider-Kid]

http://img95.exs.cx/img95/9087/ockhand.gif
Spider-Man: Do you think im a f**king Spaz?

[Spider-Kid]

http://img02.picoodle.com/img/img02/8/4/23/f_Spiderman3tm_1497fd6.jpg
Venom: Woohoo!!!!!! I won a Oscar!!!! I WON A OSCAR!!!!!!!!!
http://i256.photobucket.com/albums/hh180/Arcturus_v4life/PDVD_002.jpg
Sandman:......No...........

[ultimatefan]

http://i256.photobucket.com/albums/hh180/Arcturus_v4life/PDVD_006.jpg


http://www.beyondhollywood.com/uploads/2008/04/iron-man-movie-images-131.jpg
TONY: The difference between him and me? I make this look good.

[Dr. Fate]

http://i256.photobucket.com/albums/hh180/Arcturus_v4life/PDVD_045.jpg

"HAIL SATAN! HAIL SATAN AND ASHTON KUTCHER!"

It doesn't make much sense without this:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FrfjyVKYFnU&feature=related
Hehehehehehehehe

http://img02.picoodle.com/img/img02/8/4/23/f_Spiderman3tm_1497fd6.jpg
Venom: "I'm the Juggernaut, *****!"

http://i256.photobucket.com/albums/hh180/Arcturus_v4life/PDVD_002.jpg
Sandman: "No you're not."

[blk_spidey]

Hehehehehehehehe

http://img02.picoodle.com/img/img02/8/4/23/f_Spiderman3tm_1497fd6.jpg
Venom: "I'm the Juggernaut, *****!"

http://i256.photobucket.com/albums/hh180/Arcturus_v4life/PDVD_002.jpg
Sandman: "No you're not."

lmao! brilliant Doc!!

[Arcturus]

http://i256.photobucket.com/albums/hh180/Arcturus_v4life/PDVD_045.jpg
Venom: WHAT DO YOU MEAN WERE OUT OF GREY POUPON?!

[DX]

http://i256.photobucket.com/albums/hh180/Arcturus_v4life/PDVD_001-2.jpg

Sandman: "*sniff*...You forgot the chicken nuggets." :csad:

http://i256.photobucket.com/albums/hh180/Arcturus_v4life/PDVD_045.jpg

Venom: "Damn right, I forgot the chicken freakin' nuggets! What you gonna do about it, PUNK?!?"

[Dr. Fate]

lmao! brilliant Doc!!
Thanks.

http://i256.photobucket.com/albums/hh180/Arcturus_v4life/PDVD_045.jpg
VENOM: "I am the new improved chest buster!"

[Milu]

Thanks.

http://i256.photobucket.com/albums/hh180/Arcturus_v4life/PDVD_045.jpg
VENOM: "I am the new improved chest buster!"
I'd hate to have that pop out of my chest.

http://i62.photobucket.com/albums/h119/Robotchicken09/613c302e0f5d2a8648b73e5ce232fb85.gif
"Move your keester, meester!"

[kedrell]

http://i62.photobucket.com/albums/h119/Robotchicken09/613c302e0f5d2a8648b73e5ce232fb85.gif
Venom: "The price of diesel is killin' me! Guess it's back to super-villainy to pay the bills. 1st ones on my hit list: OPEC"

[3dman27]

http://i62.photobucket.com/albums/h119/Robotchicken09/613c302e0f5d2a8648b73e5ce232fb85.gif
Venom: "The price of diesel is killin' me! Guess it's back to super-villainy to pay the bills. 1st ones on my hit list: OPEC"

i hear that venom

[Dr. Fate]

http://i62.photobucket.com/albums/h119/Robotchicken09/613c302e0f5d2a8648b73e5ce232fb85.gif
Venom: "The price of diesel is killin' me! Guess it's back to super-villainy to pay the bills. 1st ones on my hit list: OPEC"
Go get 'em, Venom!

http://i256.photobucket.com/albums/hh180/Arcturus_v4life/PDVD_045.jpg
VENOM: "It's not a pretty face, I grant you, but underneath its flabby exterior is an enormous lack of character."

[ultimatefan]

http://i256.photobucket.com/albums/hh180/Arcturus_v4life/PDVD_006.jpg
PETER: Funny how those chicks´horrified looks turn into ecstatic awe and animalistic sexual craving once I reveal I made 890 mil at the box office...

[3dman27]

http://i256.photobucket.com/albums/hh180/Arcturus_v4life/PDVD_045.jpg


venom "what d'ya mean my head looks like a punching bag?"