Spider-Man Caption Thread.

[3dman27]

http://i256.photobucket.com/albums/hh180/Arcturus_v4life/PDVD_045.jpg


venom "what d'ya mean my head looks like a punching bag?"

[Dr. Fate]

http://i256.photobucket.com/albums/hh180/Arcturus_v4life/PDVD_006.jpg
PETER: Funny how those chicks´horrified looks turn into ecstatic awe and animalistic sexual craving once I reveal I made 890 mil at the box office...
Bwahahahahahaha, brilliant!

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v118/Nidaime-Sama/diamond_lil_3.jpg
DIAMOND LIL: "How could you use a defective condom?! How?! What are you dense?! Are you retarded?! Are you Superman?! Answer me, damn it! Do you have any idea of just how hard it'll be to wear this uniform around a baby bump?!"

[Spider-Kid]

http://i256.photobucket.com/albums/hh180/Arcturus_v4life/PDVD_045.jpg
Peter: When's the last Time we were in a caption, Venom?

[The Navigator]

http://www.comicscontinuum.com/stories/0805/02/spidey2.jpg

"Pimpin'."

[Dr. Fate]

http://www.comicscontinuum.com/stories/0805/02/spidey2.jpg

"Pimpin'."
That from the new Spider-Man cartoon? I haven't been keeping up with it... I'm guessing the red head is MJ, but who's the girl in the glasses supposed to be? Deborah Whitman?

http://jubbathehott.googlepages.com/singer.jpg
VENOM: "I Am Iron Man!"

http://vargucci.files.wordpress.com/2007/12/ironman-08preview-lg.jpg
IRON MAN: "No you're not."

[The Navigator]

That from the new Spider-Man cartoon? I haven't been keeping up with it... I'm guessing the red head is MJ, but who's the girl in the glasses supposed to be? Deborah Whitman?


That's actually Gwen. And despite some largely cosmetic issues, the show's pretty good. Very much Romita-era.

Love the Iron Man caption.

[Dr. Fate]

That's actually Gwen. And despite some largely cosmetic issues, the show's pretty good. Very much Romita-era.

Love the Iron Man caption.
Oh. Gwen would have been my 2nd guess.

Thanks & Thanks.

http://www.comicscontinuum.com/stories/0805/02/spidey2.jpg
SPIDER-MAN: "Iron Man's not the only one getting booty calls around here ya know."

[SPIDERMAN117]

http://i106.photobucket.com/albums/m259/GayUncleJohn/SamuelLJacksonakaNickFury.jpg
Nick Fury: I want you to be apart of the Avenger Intative

Later in that conversation.....

http://i296.photobucket.com/albums/mm198/Melaisis/2j8prb.gif

Nick Fury: Wait i just got a call, you cant be in the Avengers, We got no rights to .


http://i97.photobucket.com/albums/l235/cabglobe/CrySpideyCry.gif

[Spider-Kid]

http://jubbathehott.googlepages.com/singer.jpg

Yo listen up here's a story
About a little guy that lives in a blue world
And all day and all night and everything he sees
Is just blue like him inside and outside
Blue his house with a blue little window
And a blue corvette
And everything is blue for him and hisself
And everybody around
Cos he ain't got nobody to listen to

I'm blue da ba dee da ba die...

I have a blue house with a blue window.
Blue is the colour of all that I wear.
Blue are the streets and all the trees are too.
I have a girlfriend and she is so blue.
Blue are the people here that walk around,
Blue like my corvette, it's standing outside.
Blue are the words I say and what I think.
Blue are the feelings that live inside me.

I'm blue da ba dee da ba die...

I have a blue house with a blue window.
Blue is the colour of all that I wear.
Blue are the streets and all the trees are too.
I have a girlfriend and she is so blue.
Blue are the people here that walk around,
Blue like my corvette, it's standing outside.
Blue are the words I say and what I think.
Blue are the feelings that live inside me.

I'm blue da ba dee da ba die...

[Spider-Kid]

http://i97.photobucket.com/albums/l235/cabglobe/CrySpideyCry.gif
Tobey: Rami, Did I anoy you? Am I still in the Spider-Man Franchise? :csad:

http://web.wireimage.com/images/Thumbnail/3060422.jpg
Of course, Tobey. :yay:

http://www.bbspot.com/Images/News_Features/2007/04/mad-spidey.jpg
DAMNIT!!!!!

[ultimatefan]

Bwahahahahahaha, brilliant!

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v118/Nidaime-Sama/diamond_lil_3.jpg
DIAMOND LIL: "How could you use a defective condom?! How?! What are you dense?! Are you retarded?! Are you Superman?! Answer me, damn it! Do you have any idea of just how hard it'll be to wear this uniform around a baby bump?!"

Thanks! Gotta love that quote.

[Spider-Kid]

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v118/Nidaime-Sama/diamond_lil_3.jpg
Diamond Lil: Damn you stupid *******s who are bloody villan-fussy, I mean, WHY NOT PUT ME IN A SPIDER-MAN MOVIE?

[Dr. Fate]

Thanks! Gotta love that quote.
Yup.

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v118/Nidaime-Sama/diamond_lil_3.jpg
DIAMOND LIL: "I know it was you, Fredo. You broke my heart. You broke my heart!"

[Spider-Kid]

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v118/Nidaime-Sama/diamond_lil_3.jpg
DIAMOND LIL: Rock the World, Baby!

[ultimatefan]

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v118/Nidaime-Sama/diamond_lil_3.jpg
Diamond Lil: You a**hole! You slept with me and never called!
Spidey: Huh, sorry, I think you´re confusing me with another Marvel here, but hey, he´s at movie theaters all over the place right now...

[Dr. Fate]

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v118/Nidaime-Sama/diamond_lil_3.jpg
Diamond Lil: You a**hole! You slept with me and never called!
Spidey: Huh, sorry, I think you´re confusing me with another Marvel here, but hey, he´s at movie theaters all over the place right now...
Hehehehehehehehehehehehehehehe

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v118/Nidaime-Sama/diamond_lil_3.jpg
DIAMOND LIL: "You lied to me! You said I was your first!"
SPIDER-MAN: "Hey baby, I say that to all the ladies in skin tight spandex. It works every time."

[ultimatefan]

Hehehehehehehehehehehehehehehe

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v118/Nidaime-Sama/diamond_lil_3.jpg
DIAMOND LIL: "You lied to me! You said I was your first!"
SPIDER-MAN: "Hey baby, I say that to all the ladies in skin tight spandex. It works every time."

Thanks!

Poor naive ladies in skin tight spandex...

[Dr. Fate]

Thanks!

Poor naive ladies in skin tight spandex...
They're so easy cavemen could do them. :cwink:

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v118/Nidaime-Sama/diamond_lil_3.jpg
DIAMOND LIL: "Don't say I'll never be in a movie! I will have my movie, just you wait & see!"

[SalaciousVC]

http://i18.photobucket.com/albums/b105/JAD51287/spidey3/ScreenShot529.jpg

Asking For A Caption :oldrazz:

[Dr. Fate]

http://i18.photobucket.com/albums/b105/JAD51287/spidey3/ScreenShot529.jpg
PETER: "Iron Man? Pfft. I'm still a bigger box office titan than him."

http://vargucci.files.wordpress.com/2007/12/ironman-08preview-lg.jpg
IRON MAN: "For now you may be, but I still nail hotter chicks than you do."

[DX]

Peter Parker's Loreal ad:

http://i18.photobucket.com/albums/b105/JAD51287/spidey3/ScreenShot529.jpg

Peter: "Because you're worth it!"

[Dr. Fate]

Peter Parker's Loreal ad:

http://i18.photobucket.com/albums/b105/JAD51287/spidey3/ScreenShot529.jpg

Peter: "Because you're worth it!"
Heheheheehehehehehehe

http://jubbathehott.googlepages.com/singer.jpg
VENOM: "When a man loves a woman, he can't keep his mind on nothin' else..."

http://www.insomniacmania.com/news/news_3170_1.jpg
SPIDER-MAN: "Venom bud, you can say that again."

[Spider-Kid]

Topher and Tobey are fighting...

http://www.jonlee.ca/wp-content/uploads/2007/05/sm3venom.jpg
Topher: YOU SUCK!!!

http://www.bbspot.com/Images/News_Features/2007/04/mad-spidey.jpg
Tobey: TALK ABOUT YOU THEN! YOU DIDN'T EVEN GET A SPIN-OFF!



http://www.jonlee.ca/wp-content/uploads/2007/05/sm3venom.jpg
Topher: ATLEAST I CAN DO THIS, WHAT NO OTHER VILLAIN CAN!


http://i256.photobucket.com/albums/hh180/Arcturus_v4life/PDVD_045.jpg


http://www.bbspot.com/Images/News_Features/2007/04/mad-spidey.jpg
TOBEY: YOU LOOK LIKE A F***ING SUBWAY SANDWHICH CROSSED WITH THE JOKER!!!!










Lets move on to our daily, normal caption folks....:huh:

[ultimatefan]

http://i18.photobucket.com/albums/b105/JAD51287/spidey3/ScreenShot529.jpg
PETER: "Iron Man? Pfft. I'm still a bigger box office titan than him."

http://vargucci.files.wordpress.com/2007/12/ironman-08preview-lg.jpg
IRON MAN: "For now you may be, but I still nail hotter chicks than you do."

hehehehehehe

[ultimatefan]

http://www.insomniacmania.com/news/news_3170_1.jpg
BLACK CAT: Don´t be upset cuz Iron Man bangs hotter chicks than you in the movies, hon! You can bang ME in the comics!
SPIDER-MAN: Thanks baby, You know how to heal a tormented soul...

[Dr. Fate]

http://www.insomniacmania.com/news/news_3170_1.jpg
BLACK CAT: Don´t be upset cuz Iron Man bangs hotter chicks than you in the movies, hon! You can bang ME in the comics!
SPIDER-MAN: Thanks baby, You know how to heal a tormented soul...
Bwahahahahahahahahahaha! Brilliant!

And thanks.

http://www.comicscontinuum.com/stories/0805/02/spidey2.jpg
SPIDER-MAN: "You two fulfill my Ketchup & Mustard requirement for the day."
GWEN: "Is that supposed to be flirting?"
MJ: "Just ignore him and he'll go away."

[ultimatefan]

Bwahahahahahahahahahaha! Brilliant!

And thanks.

http://www.comicscontinuum.com/stories/0805/02/spidey2.jpg
SPIDER-MAN: "You two fulfill my Ketchup & Mustard requirement for the day."
GWEN: "Is that supposed to be flirting?"
MJ: "Just ignore him and he'll go away."

Thanks!

heheheheheh, catchup and mustard...

[Dr. Fate]

Thanks!

heheheheheh, catchup and mustard...
You're welcome. And thanks back.

http://i97.photobucket.com/albums/l235/cabglobe/CrySpideyCry.gif
PETER: "I can't believe I ate the whole thing..."

[Dr. Fate]

http://i12.photobucket.com/albums/a210/insomniac-freak/comiccon_jedi.jpg
MAGUIRE: "The Power of Spidey Compels You. The Power of Spidey Compels You. The Power of Spidey Compels You...'

[kedrell]

http://i12.photobucket.com/albums/a210/insomniac-freak/comiccon_jedi.jpg
MAGUIRE: "I'm not the one your looking for."

[ultimatefan]

http://i12.photobucket.com/albums/a210/insomniac-freak/comiccon_jedi.jpg
MAGUIRE: "The Power of Spidey Compels You. The Power of Spidey Compels You. The Power of Spidey Compels You...'

hehehehehehehe

[ultimatefan]

http://i12.photobucket.com/albums/a210/insomniac-freak/comiccon_jedi.jpg
MAGUIRE: You did not see me dance in Spider-Man 3. You did not see me dance in Spider-Man 3. You did not...

[Spider-Kid]

http://i12.photobucket.com/albums/a210/insomniac-freak/comiccon_jedi.jpg
Maguire: Thanks you guys, for letting Iron Monger only have seven minutes screen time.... I really appreaciate it...
http://jubbathehott.googlepages.com/singer.jpg
Venom: WOOHOO! Even I had more screen time than him!

[Dr. Fate]

http://i12.photobucket.com/albums/a210/insomniac-freak/comiccon_jedi.jpg
Maguire: Thanks you guys, for letting Iron Monger only have seven minutes screen time.... I really appreaciate it...
http://jubbathehott.googlepages.com/singer.jpg
Venom: WOOHOO! Even I had more screen time than him!
http://www.marvel.com/universe3zx/images/4/44/IronMonger.jpg
IRON MONGER: "Yeah, but I was played by Jeff Bridges! Who were you played by? Topher F***ing Grace, that's who!"

[blk_spidey]

that was awesome! always briliant, Doc!

[Spider-Kid]

http://www.marvel.com/universe3zx/images/4/44/IronMonger.jpg
IRON MONGER: "Yeah, but I was played by Jeff Bridges! Who were you played by? Topher F***ing Grace, that's who!"

http://i256.photobucket.com/albums/hh180/Arcturus_v4life/PDVD_045.jpg
Venom: Yeah, yeah, Jeff Bridges has been played in many films like A Dog Year, Surfs Up, Tideland, but WATCH AS TOPHER GRACE DOES THE AMAZING MOUTH-OPENING EXPRESION, NEVER DONE BEFORE!!!!!!!!!

[Dr. Fate]

that was awesome! always briliant, Doc!
Thanks.

[ultimatefan]

http://www.marvel.com/universe3zx/images/4/44/IronMonger.jpg
IRON MONGER: "Yeah, but I was played by Jeff Bridges! Who were you played by? Topher F***ing Grace, that's who!"

hehehehehehehe

[ultimatefan]

http://i256.photobucket.com/albums/hh180/Arcturus_v4life/PDVD_045.jpg
VENOM: Well, at least I look like in the comics!

http://www.marvel.com/universe3zx/images/4/44/IronMonger.jpg
IRON MONGER: C´mon, why the hell would I want to be in a movie looking like THIS? I´d be called the poor man´s Transformer, for Chrissakes!

[Dr. Fate]

hehehehehehehe
Thanks.

You tell him, Mongy!

http://t0.ca/media/photos/4193/101091.jpg
EMMA STONE: "Hi, I'm here to audition to replace Kirsten Dunst as Mary Jane Watson in Spider-Man 4."

http://i12.photobucket.com/albums/a210/insomniac-freak/comiccon_jedi.jpg
TOBEY MAGUIRE: "Aren't you that chick from Superbad?"

http://t0.ca/media/photos/4193/101091.jpg
EMMA STONE: "Yep."

http://i12.photobucket.com/albums/a210/insomniac-freak/comiccon_jedi.jpg
TM: "You're hired."

[ultimatefan]

Thanks.

You tell him, Mongy!

http://t0.ca/media/photos/4193/101091.jpg
EMMA STONE: "Hi, I'm here to audition to replace Kirsten Dunst as Mary Jane Watson in Spider-Man 4."

http://i12.photobucket.com/albums/a210/insomniac-freak/comiccon_jedi.jpg
TOBEY MAGUIRE: "Aren't you that chick from Superbad?"

http://t0.ca/media/photos/4193/101091.jpg
EMMA STONE: "Yep."

http://i12.photobucket.com/albums/a210/insomniac-freak/comiccon_jedi.jpg
TM: "You're hired."


Oh yeah.

Can´t believe I haven´t seen Superbad yet.

[Dr. Fate]

Oh yeah.

Can´t believe I haven´t seen Superbad yet.

http://i12.photobucket.com/albums/a210/insomniac-freak/comiccon_jedi.jpg
TOBEY: "You will see Superbad. It is your destiny."

http://t0.ca/media/photos/4193/101091.jpg
EMMA STONE: "That would sound a lot sexier if I said it."

[Epic_Evil]

http://img2.timeinc.net/ew/dynamic/imgs/020418/172658__spiderman1_l.jpg

SPIDERMAN: Why did you eat my toaster strudel?!
I love toaster strudel?!
GOBLIN: I only ate one!

http://i97.photobucket.com/albums/l235/cabglobe/CrySpideyCry.gif

SPIDERMAN: But, it was the last one!

[Dr. Fate]

http://img2.timeinc.net/ew/dynamic/imgs/020418/172658__spiderman1_l.jpg

SPIDERMAN: Why did you eat my toaster strudel?!
I love toaster strudel?!
GOBLIN: I only ate one!

http://i97.photobucket.com/albums/l235/cabglobe/CrySpideyCry.gif

SPIDERMAN: But, it was the last one!
Bwahahahahahahahahaha!

http://img2.timeinc.net/ew/dynamic/imgs/020418/172658__spiderman1_l.jpg
SPIDER-MAN: "Give me back my porn!"
GREEN GOBLIN: "Never!"

[ultimatefan]

http://i12.photobucket.com/albums/a210/insomniac-freak/comiccon_jedi.jpg
TOBEY: I am McLovin.

http://t0.ca/media/photos/4193/101091.jpg
EMMA STONE: Like hell you are!

[Dr. Fate]

http://i12.photobucket.com/albums/a210/insomniac-freak/comiccon_jedi.jpg
TOBEY: I am McLovin.

http://t0.ca/media/photos/4193/101091.jpg
EMMA STONE: Like hell you are!
Hehehehehehehehehe

http://i182.photobucket.com/albums/x9/vandar_photo/spiderman8.jpg
SPIDER-MAN: "I love my organic web-shooters! So much more convenient than those mechanical ones that I have to refill every now & then & brew the webbing myself!"

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/thumb/7/79/The_Simpsons-Jeff_Albertson.png/357px-The_Simpsons-Jeff_Albertson.png (http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/7/79/The_Simpsons-Jeff_Albertson.png)
COMIC BOOK GUY: "Blasphemer!"

[ultimatefan]

Hehehehehehehehehe

http://i182.photobucket.com/albums/x9/vandar_photo/spiderman8.jpg
SPIDER-MAN: "I love my organic web-shooters! So much more convenient than those mechanical ones that I have to refill every now & then & brew the webbing myself!"

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/thumb/7/79/The_Simpsons-Jeff_Albertson.png/357px-The_Simpsons-Jeff_Albertson.png (http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/7/79/The_Simpsons-Jeff_Albertson.png)
COMIC BOOK GUY: "Blasphemer!"

Thanks!


hehehehehe, can´t go wrong with Comic Book Guy.

[Dr. Fate]

Thanks!


hehehehehe, can´t go wrong with Comic Book Guy.
Nope, not at all.


http://i182.photobucket.com/albums/x9/vandar_photo/spiderman8.jpg
SPIDER-MAN: "Must get the remote!"

[kedrell]

http://i182.photobucket.com/albums/x9/vandar_photo/spiderman8.jpg

Spidey: "Here's some GOO for YOU!"

[ultimatefan]

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/thumb/7/79/The_Simpsons-Jeff_Albertson.png/357px-The_Simpsons-Jeff_Albertson.png (http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/7/79/The_Simpsons-Jeff_Albertson.png)
COMIC BOOK GUY: Worst. Spider-Man movie. Ever!

http://i97.photobucket.com/albums/l235/cabglobe/CrySpideyCry.gif
PETER: It hurts so bad when those geeks with no girlfriends who live in their parents´basements say those mean things anonimously on the Internet...

[Milu]

http://i12.photobucket.com/albums/a210/insomniac-freak/comiccon_jedi.jpg
"These aren't the droids you're looking for."

[3dman27]

http://i12.photobucket.com/albums/a210/insomniac-freak/comiccon_jedi.jpg

"no luck yet i guess mj's therory that i might be able to comunicate with spiders doesn't hold water"

[Dr. Fate]

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/thumb/7/79/The_Simpsons-Jeff_Albertson.png/357px-The_Simpsons-Jeff_Albertson.png (http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/7/79/The_Simpsons-Jeff_Albertson.png)
COMIC BOOK GUY: Worst. Spider-Man movie. Ever!

http://i97.photobucket.com/albums/l235/cabglobe/CrySpideyCry.gif
PETER: It hurts so bad when those geeks with no girlfriends who live in their parents´basements say those mean things anonimously on the Internet...
Hehehehehehehehe, that's what you get for taking our hard earned $$$ you bastard! :hehe:

http://i12.photobucket.com/albums/a210/insomniac-freak/comiccon_jedi.jpg
"You stay classy, San Diego."

[ultimatefan]

Hehehehehehehehe, that's what you get for taking our hard earned $$$ you bastard! :hehe:

http://i12.photobucket.com/albums/a210/insomniac-freak/comiccon_jedi.jpg
"You stay classy, San Diego."

Thanks!

[ultimatefan]

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/thumb/7/79/The_Simpsons-Jeff_Albertson.png/357px-The_Simpsons-Jeff_Albertson.png (http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/7/79/The_Simpsons-Jeff_Albertson.png)
COMIC BOOK GUY: How couldn´t you last movie be as cool as Iron Man?

http://i97.photobucket.com/albums/l235/cabglobe/CrySpideyCry.gif
PETER: You HAD to put salt on that wound, didn´t you?!?

[Spectacular23]

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/thumb/7/79/The_Simpsons-Jeff_Albertson.png/357px-The_Simpsons-Jeff_Albertson.png (http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/7/79/The_Simpsons-Jeff_Albertson.png)
COMIC BOOK GUY: How couldn´t you last movie be as cool as Iron Man?

http://i97.photobucket.com/albums/l235/cabglobe/CrySpideyCry.gif
PETER: You HAD to put salt on that wound, didn´t you?!?
lol!!

[ultimatefan]

lol!!

Thanks!

[Spectacular23]

Thanks!
no prob!! :woot::up:

[Nightmare]

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/thumb/7/79/The_Simpsons-Jeff_Albertson.png/357px-The_Simpsons-Jeff_Albertson.png (http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/7/79/The_Simpsons-Jeff_Albertson.png)
COMIC BOOK GUY: How couldn´t you last movie be as cool as Iron Man?

http://i97.photobucket.com/albums/l235/cabglobe/CrySpideyCry.gif
PETER: You HAD to put salt on that wound, didn´t you?!?

Lmao :hehe:

[Dr. Fate]

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/thumb/7/79/The_Simpsons-Jeff_Albertson.png/357px-The_Simpsons-Jeff_Albertson.png (http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/7/79/The_Simpsons-Jeff_Albertson.png)
COMIC BOOK GUY: How couldn´t you last movie be as cool as Iron Man?

http://i97.photobucket.com/albums/l235/cabglobe/CrySpideyCry.gif
PETER: You HAD to put salt on that wound, didn´t you?!?
Bwahahahahahahahahahaha! Brilliant!

http://img2.timeinc.net/ew/dynamic/imgs/020418/172658__spiderman1_l.jpg
GREEN GOBLIN: "C'mon, stop trying to hit me and hit me!"

[ultimatefan]

Thanks, WhySoSerious, Doc!

[Spectacular23]

Bwahahahahahahahahahaha! Brilliant!

http://img2.timeinc.net/ew/dynamic/imgs/020418/172658__spiderman1_l.jpg
GREEN GOBLIN: "C'mon, stop trying to hit me and hit me!"

:hehe:hehe.

[Alex The Great]

http://img237.imageshack.us/img237/8058/spidermantvseries03sg2.jpg
BLACK CAT: Man, the things I do for a role in the fourth movie...
SPIDEY: Oh yeah? You don´t wanna know what Venom had to do, and he only got ten minutes...
:lmao:

[Dr. Fate]

:hehe:hehe.
Thanks.

http://img237.imageshack.us/img237/8058/spidermantvseries03sg2.jpg
BLACK CAT: "Don't make me sing out of tune, I don't like singing out of tune but I will do it!"
SPIDER-MAN: "Quiet or Spider-Papa spank!"

[ultimatefan]

:lmao:

Thanks!

[ultimatefan]

Thanks.

http://img237.imageshack.us/img237/8058/spidermantvseries03sg2.jpg
BLACK CAT: "Don't make me sing out of tune, I don't like singing out of tune but I will do it!"
SPIDER-MAN: "Quiet or Spider-Papa spank!"

heheh, Spider-Papa...

[spida-man]

Thanks.

http://img237.imageshack.us/img237/8058/spidermantvseries03sg2.jpg
BLACK CAT: "Don't make me sing out of tune, I don't like singing out of tune but I will do it!"
SPIDER-MAN: "Quiet or Spider-Papa spank!"
that shot just looks soooo wrong

[spida-man]

http://jubbathehott.googlepages.com/singer.jpg
"CRAWLIIIIIIIIIIING IIIIIIIIN MYYYY SKIIIIIIIIIIIINNN!!!!!"

[ultimatefan]

http://img237.imageshack.us/img237/8058/spidermantvseries03sg2.jpg
BLACK CAT: C´mon, we already shot the sex scene 16 times!!
SPIDER-MAN: Hey, have you seen the success of Iron Man? Superheroes need to be pimps these days...

[spida-man]

http://img237.imageshack.us/img237/8058/spidermantvseries03sg2.jpg
BLACK CAT: C´mon, we already shot the sex scene 16 times!!
SPIDER-MAN: Hey, have you seen the success of Iron Man? Superheroes need to be pimps these days...
lol

[spida-man]

http://www.transbuddha.com/images/uploads/hulk-spidey.jpg
This is for u even thinking about talking about SM3 when yer first movie clearly stunk way worse than mine!

[spida-man]

http://img293.imageshack.us/img293/4269/ams557en2.jpg
*Comic Book guy off screen*: "I'm Sorry! i'm sorry for sayin SM3 sucked ana that Iron Man was better!(even if it is true)"
Spidey"Good! Now who else wants to mention my movie?!"

[solardestructon]

http://screencapheaven.com/testcoppermine/albums/spiderman3/Spider-Man3-1335.jpg

Peter: MJ, what the hell are you doing?

http://screencapheaven.com/testcoppermine/albums/spiderman3/Spider-Man3-1334.jpg

MJ: What does it look like I'm doing? I'm breast-feeding!

[Alex The Great]

http://i154.photobucket.com/albums/s255/instant_horror/Amazing%20Spiderman/normal_Spider__MJ_and_Black_Cat_by_.jpg (javascript:void(0);)
Spidey: Why does my life suck again?

[Dr. Fate]

http://img237.imageshack.us/img237/8058/spidermantvseries03sg2.jpg
BLACK CAT: C´mon, we already shot the sex scene 16 times!!
SPIDER-MAN: Hey, have you seen the success of Iron Man? Superheroes need to be pimps these days...
Bwahahahahahahahahahaha! Brilliant!


http://i154.photobucket.com/albums/s255/instant_horror/Amazing%20Spiderman/normal_Spider__MJ_and_Black_Cat_by_.jpg (http://javascript%3cb%3e%3c/b%3E:void(0);)
Spidey: Why does my life suck again?

Hehehehe, good question.

http://www.transbuddha.com/images/uploads/hulk-spidey.jpg
SPIDER-MAN: "You're supposed to be green, damn it!"
HULK: "But Hulk was originally gray, Hulk is just going back to Hulk's roots!"

[Alex The Great]

http://i154.photobucket.com/albums/s255/instant_horror/Amazing%20Spiderman/normal_Spider__MJ_and_Black_Cat_by_.jpg (http://javascript<b></b>:void(0);)
Spidey: Betcha Iron-Man Can't Beat THIS!

[Dr. Fate]

http://i154.photobucket.com/albums/s255/instant_horror/Amazing%20Spiderman/normal_Spider__MJ_and_Black_Cat_by_.jpg (http://javascript<b></b>:void(0);)
Spidey: Betcha Iron-Man Can't Beat THIS!
Hehehehehehe

http://i154.photobucket.com/albums/s255/instant_horror/Amazing%20Spiderman/normal_Spider__MJ_and_Black_Cat_by_.jpg (http://javascript%3cb%3e%3c/b%3E:void(0);)
SPIDER-MAN: "Dear Penthouse..."

[ultimatefan]

Bwahahahahahahahahahaha! Brilliant!


Hehehehe, good question.

http://www.transbuddha.com/images/uploads/hulk-spidey.jpg
SPIDER-MAN: "You're supposed to be green, damn it!"
HULK: "But Hulk was originally gray, Hulk is just going back to Hulk's roots!"

Thanks! Sometimes I wonder if Hulk would be a visually easier character to translate to live-action if they had kept gray.

[Dr. Fate]

http://www.jedichefs.com/allies/Spiderman.jpg
SPIDER-MAN: "Help! He's crazy! He's insane with anger! He's lost his mind! He's-"
JEDI KNIGHT: "Quiet or Jedi Papa Force Spank!"
SPIDER-MAN: "Yes sir..."

[ultimatefan]

http://www.transbuddha.com/images/uploads/hulk-spidey.jpg
SPIDEY: Just to remind you I kick your ass in the box office!
HULK: Wait and see, webhead!
SPIDEY: Uh, scary...

[Spider-Kid]

http://www.transbuddha.com/images/uploads/hulk-spidey.jpg
Hulk: Why'd you punch me:
Spidey: Sorry, thought you were iron monger.
Hulk: Do I look like Jeff Bridges, looking like a corny bastard only having Seven Minutes in Iron Man?
Spidey: Sorry...

[Dr. Fate]

Hehehe, funny stuff guys.

http://marvel.toonzone.net/spideytas/bios/villains/hobgoblin/07.jpg
HOBGOBLIN: "I wanna be in the 4th film, damn it! Now that Norman & Harry are gone, it's my responsibility to keep the goblin legacy alive & going strong! Plus I really need the exposure! You don't even have to hire a live actor for me, you can just make me a Gollum style CGI creation and get Mark Hamill to voice me again!"

[3dman27]

Hehehe, funny stuff guys.

http://marvel.toonzone.net/spideytas/bios/villains/hobgoblin/07.jpg


never mind that has-been wrestler give me a crack at that so called merchant of death and his corperate bodyguard,IRON MAN? HAH i'll make ALUMINUM GIRLS out of both him AND stark

[ultimatefan]

Hehehe, funny stuff guys.

http://marvel.toonzone.net/spideytas/bios/villains/hobgoblin/07.jpg
HOBGOBLIN: "I wanna be in the 4th film, damn it! Now that Norman & Harry are gone, it's my responsibility to keep the goblin legacy alive & going strong! Plus I really need the exposure! You don't even have to hire a live actor for me, you can just make me a Gollum style CGI creation and get Mark Hamill to voice me again!"

Sorry Hob, I guess movie audiences may be a little sick of Goblins for now...

[Flash-er]

http://www.transbuddha.com/images/uploads/hulk-spidey.jpg
Spidey: And then I had Sandman do THIS!

(That's kinda an inside joke referencing a caption I made a while back. I don't care if you don't think it's funny. Okay, I care. I'm just pretending I don't.)

[Flash-er]

http://i12.photobucket.com/albums/a210/insomniac-freak/comiccon_jedi.jpg
Peter: You're gonna eat lightening and crap...


http://popwatch.ew.com/photos/uncategorized/sandmanbust_l.jpg


http://www.hollywoodjesus.com/movie/spider-man2/35.jpg
Peter: Oh, damn. That's just... that's... I'm gonna go.

[Flash-er]

http://i36.photobucket.com/albums/e49/bluedragon777/hdpic21.jpg
Venom: When I say "leggo my Eggo," I MEAN "LEGGO MY %*#$@ EGGO!"

http://aycu07.webshots.com/image/30206/2003756430776095697_rs.jpg
Sandman: Mommy... Don't let me drown Mommy...
(Okay, that wasn't funny, that pic just reminded me of Jason take Manhattan)

http://aycu17.webshots.com/image/32016/2004603262499020362_rs.jpg
Pulp Fiction II: Superhero Style

http://aycu28.webshots.com/image/30747/2004657766211977414_rs.jpg
Venom: I just... I try so hard, you know? But everywhere I go people keep calling me "Foreman". I guess... I guess that's why I picked this spot, a construction site, to kill you. Because if they won't leave it in the past, then neither will I!!!

http://www.freewebs.com/spidermanfan711/ScreenShot502.jpg
After careful consideration, Gwen decided she really didn't need the lipstick that badly.

http://aycu10.webshots.com/image/30729/2000403948018383865_rs.jpg
Spiderman: Must... resist... looking down her... Oh, what the hell, you can't tell where I'm looking.

[Jack O Lantern]

[quote=Dr. Fate;14902496]http://www.jedichefs.com/allies/Spiderman.jpg
Jedi Knight: This is a Star Wars convention
Spider-Man: I'm sorry I only have one costume. i wear it do all these events.

[Dr. Fate]

http://i36.photobucket.com/albums/e49/bluedragon777/hdpic21.jpg
Venom: When I say "leggo my Eggo," I MEAN "LEGGO MY %*#$@ EGGO!"

http://aycu07.webshots.com/image/30206/2003756430776095697_rs.jpg
Sandman: Mommy... Don't let me drown Mommy...
(Okay, that wasn't funny, that pic just reminded me of Jason take Manhattan)

http://aycu17.webshots.com/image/32016/2004603262499020362_rs.jpg
Pulp Fiction II: Superhero Style

http://aycu28.webshots.com/image/30747/2004657766211977414_rs.jpg
Venom: I just... I try so hard, you know? But everywhere I go people keep calling me "Foreman". I guess... I guess that's why I picked this spot, a construction site, to kill you. Because if they won't leave it in the past, then neither will I!!!

http://www.freewebs.com/spidermanfan711/ScreenShot502.jpg
After careful consideration, Gwen decided she really didn't need the lipstick that badly.

http://aycu10.webshots.com/image/30729/2000403948018383865_rs.jpg
Spiderman: Must... resist... looking down her... Oh, what the hell, you can't tell where I'm looking.
Bwahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha! Brilliant!

http://aycu10.webshots.com/image/30729/2000403948018383865_rs.jpg
SPIDER-MAN: "That's funny, you don't taste blonde."

[ultimatefan]

Bwahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha! Brilliant!

http://aycu10.webshots.com/image/30729/2000403948018383865_rs.jpg
SPIDER-MAN: "That's funny, you don't taste blonde."

heheheehehehehe, good instinct, Spidey...

http://aycu10.webshots.com/image/30729/2000403948018383865_rs.jpg
SPIDER-MAN: Yeah, it looks like a pretty romantic position, till you realize half of your blood is going down to your brain and the other half is going up to... somewhere else.

[Dr. Fate]

http://img237.imageshack.us/img237/8058/spidermantvseries03sg2.jpg
BLACK CAT: "Oh man I'm getting that deja vu feeling..."

[flashbacks to a previous incident pre-Black Cat]

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/a/a7/Felicia_1.jpg (http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/a/a7/Felicia_1.jpg)
DOC OCK: "You're all mine, girly girl!"
PRE-BC FELICIA HARDY: ":csad:"

[back to present]
http://img237.imageshack.us/img237/8058/spidermantvseries03sg2.jpg
BLACK CAT: "Oh that was not a fun experience..."

[spida-man]

http://img237.imageshack.us/img237/8058/spidermantvseries03sg2.jpg
BLACK CAT: "Oh man I'm getting that deja vu feeling..."

[flashbacks to a previous incident pre-Black Cat]

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/a/a7/Felicia_1.jpg (http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/a/a7/Felicia_1.jpg)
DOC OCK: "You're all mine, girly girl!"
PRE-BC FELICIA HARDY: ":csad:"

[back to present]
http://img237.imageshack.us/img237/8058/spidermantvseries03sg2.jpg
BLACK CAT: "Oh that was not a fun experience..."
LMAO

[spida-man]

heheheehehehehe, good instinct, Spidey...

http://aycu10.webshots.com/image/30729/2000403948018383865_rs.jpg
SPIDER-MAN: Yeah, it looks like a pretty romantic position, till you realize half of your blood is going down to your brain and the other half is going up to... somewhere else.
LOL!

[Silver Spider]

http://aycu02.webshots.com/image/30881/2001094011762022350_rs.jpg
Spider-man: Don't worry, I'll save you. (gunshots) Aw man, he got shot.
Sandman: Thanks a lot, jerk.

[3dman27]

http://www.transbuddha.com/images/uploads/hulk-spidey.jpg


spidey "one not so increible hulk smashed compliments of you friendly neighborhood SPIDER-MAN and quesada is NEXT

[blk_spidey]

http://aycu02.webshots.com/image/30881/2001094011762022350_rs.jpg
Spider-man: Don't worry, I'll save you. (gunshots) Aw man, he got shot.
Sandman: Thanks a lot, jerk.

LMFAO!! that's great Silver!

[Silver Spider]

LMFAO!! that's great Silver!
Thanks.:yay::up:

[Dr. Fate]

LMAO
Thanks.

http://aycu10.webshots.com/image/30729/2000403948018383865_rs.jpg
SPIDER-MAN: "Gimme some sugar, baby."

[Web-Head]

http://www.transbuddha.com/images/uploads/hulk-spidey.jpg
Spidey: NUTSHOT!!

[Dr. Fate]

http://www.transbuddha.com/images/uploads/hulk-spidey.jpg
Spidey: NUTSHOT!!
Hahahahahahahahahaha

While we're on the nuts -

http://www.transbuddha.com/images/uploads/hulk-spidey.jpg
SPIDER-MAN: "I call this my... Nut-Cracker!"
HULK: ":wow:"

[3dman27]

Thanks.

http://aycu10.webshots.com/image/30729/2000403948018383865_rs.jpg
SPIDER-MAN: "Gimme some sugar, baby."

most of the time the question is who'd WANT to be spidey, in this case who WOULDN'T

[ultimatefan]

LOL!

Thanks!

[ultimatefan]

http://aycu10.webshots.com/image/30729/2000403948018383865_rs.jpg
SPIDER-MAN (baffled voice): You take my breath away!
GWEN (baffled voice): You too, baby, I...
SPIDER-MAN (baffled voice): No, I mean LITERALLY, your tongue is down my throat and the mask is covering my nostrils!

[Spider-Kid]

http://img237.imageshack.us/img237/8058/spidermantvseries03sg2.jpg
Spidey: Well, what do ya say? I die hard.

[Dr. Fate]

http://www.comicheroes.co.uk/images/jpegs/Venom_swing_Spider-Man.gif
Venom: "I say the Lion, the Witch & The Wardrobe was the better Narnia film!"

http://www.resindog.com/resindog/sitebuildercontent/sitebuilderpictures/animated/Spiderman/Spider-Man_VenomSwing.gif

Spidey: "I say Prince Caspian was the better Narnia film!"

[Flash-er]

http://www.comicheroes.co.uk/images/jpegs/Venom_swing_Spider-Man.gif
Venom: WORST! (slam!) PINATA! (slam!) EVER! (slam!)

[Flash-er]

http://img237.imageshack.us/img237/8058/spidermantvseries03sg2.jpg
Angelina and Brad play dress up.

[Dr. Fate]

http://www.comicheroes.co.uk/images/jpegs/Venom_swing_Spider-Man.gif
Venom: WORST! (slam!) PINATA! (slam!) EVER! (slam!)

http://img237.imageshack.us/img237/8058/spidermantvseries03sg2.jpg
Angelina and Brad play dress up.
BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

http://www.comicheroes.co.uk/images/jpegs/Venom_swing_Spider-Man.gif
VENOM: "Don't you never say an un-kind word about Alvin & The Chipmunks! It was a brilliant send up of the music industry do you hear?!"

[Silver Spider]

http://www.comicheroes.co.uk/images/jpegs/Venom_swing_Spider-Man.gif
Venom: Eww, a spider. Get it off, get it off, get it off.

[ultimatefan]

http://www.resindog.com/resindog/sitebuildercontent/sitebuilderpictures/animated/Spiderman/Spider-Man_VenomSwing.gif

SPIDEY: Meh, you know your franchise is not in the best shape when Iron man gets a better bigger and stronger version of himself to fight in the last ten minutes of the movie...

[pedro parkero]

http://www.*******.com/files/2006/12/4/466344/images/hulk2.jpg
Monster with bowel movement problems? Look no further! Just call 1-800-SPIDEY!


http://www.transbuddha.com/images/uploads/hulk-spidey.jpg
Spidey: Your suppository should be inserted HERE!

[Dr. Fate]

http://www.*******.com/files/2006/12/4/466344/images/hulk2.jpg
Monster with bowel movement problems? Look no further! Just call 1-800-SPIDEY!


http://www.transbuddha.com/images/uploads/hulk-spidey.jpg
Spidey: Your suppository should be inserted HERE!
Bwahahahahahahahahahahaha!

I liked yours too, UF.

http://www.transbuddha.com/images/uploads/hulk-spidey.jpg
HULK: "Stop cracking my nuts!"
SPIDER-MAN: "It's not my fault you don't wear a cup!"

[Silver Spider]

http://www.transbuddha.com/images/uploads/hulk-spidey.jpg
Spider-man: Dude, this is my thread. Get out!

[Dr. Fate]

http://www.transbuddha.com/images/uploads/hulk-spidey.jpg
Spider-man: Dude, this is my thread. Get out!
Hehehehehehehehehehehe

http://www.transbuddha.com/images/uploads/hulk-spidey.jpg
SPIDER-MAN: "That's for making fun of my emo dancing scene!"

[ultimatefan]

http://www.*******.com/files/2006/12/4/466344/images/hulk2.jpg
Monster with bowel movement problems? Look no further! Just call 1-800-SPIDEY!


http://www.transbuddha.com/images/uploads/hulk-spidey.jpg
Spidey: Your suppository should be inserted HERE!

hehehehehe

[ultimatefan]

Hehehehehehehehehehehe

http://www.transbuddha.com/images/uploads/hulk-spidey.jpg
SPIDER-MAN: "That's for making fun of my emo dancing scene!"

Gee, you´re gonna have A LOT of people to beat, Spidey...:woot:

[Dr. Fate]

Gee, you´re gonna have A LOT of people to beat, Spidey...:woot:
Hehe, yeah he does.

http://www.comicheroes.co.uk/images/jpegs/Venom_swing_Spider-Man.gif
VENOM: "Stop hating on Hannah Montana!"

[ultimatefan]

http://www.transbuddha.com/images/uploads/hulk-spidey.jpg
Spider-man: Just a reminder of what happened to your movie franchise in 2003 so it never happens again!

[watusa]

come on add more pictures for gods sake

[Dr. Fate]

http://www.transbuddha.com/images/uploads/hulk-spidey.jpg
Spider-man: Just a reminder of what happened to your movie franchise in 2003 so it never happens again!
Hahahaha

http://aycu10.webshots.com/image/30729/2000403948018383865_rs.jpg
GWEN: "C'mon, rock me baby! Rock my world!"

[SalaciousVC]

come on add more pictures for gods sake
Whats with you And you Weird obession For Man-Spider,and Spider-Man Porno Pics?:huh:

[Dr. Fate]

http://aycu24.webshots.com/image/30863/2001700843312335824_rs.jpg
VENOM [sniffing]: "I think I smell bacon!"

[webhead731]

http://aycu24.webshots.com/image/30863/2001700843312335824_rs.jpg

Spider-Man: Venom, this hurts! We should have tried it elsewhere.
Venom: Be a man!

[spida-man]

Gee, you´re gonna have A LOT of people to beat, Spidey...:woot:

http://img293.imageshack.us/img293/4269/ams557en2.jpg

"I... WaSn'T.... EEEEEMMMOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!"

[Silver Spider]

Whats with you And you Weird obession For Man-Spider,and Spider-Man Porno Pics?:huh:
Lol, he's already banned.:funny:

[Silver Spider]

http://aycu24.webshots.com/image/30863/2001700843312335824_rs.jpg
Venom: Heeellllppppp, he's about to rip one!

[ultimatefan]

http://www.comicheroes.co.uk/images/jpegs/Venom_swing_Spider-Man.gif
VENOM: The new Franz Ferdinand album will be the best pop/rock album of the year, I tell you!!

http://www.resindog.com/resindog/sitebuildercontent/sitebuilderpictures/animated/Spiderman/Spider-Man_VenomSwing.gif
SPIDEY: Like hell, it´s gonna be the new Coldplay album!!

[Dr. Fate]

http://www.comicheroes.co.uk/images/jpegs/Venom_swing_Spider-Man.gif
VENOM: The new Franz Ferdinand album will be the best pop/rock album of the year, I tell you!!

http://www.resindog.com/resindog/sitebuildercontent/sitebuilderpictures/animated/Spiderman/Spider-Man_VenomSwing.gif
SPIDEY: Like hell, it´s gonna be the new Coldplay album!!
Hehehehe, battle of the bands I don't even listen to.

http://www.transbuddha.com/images/uploads/hulk-spidey.jpg
SPIDER-MAN [punching Hulk in the nuts]: "Take that!" [punches him in the nuts again] "And that!" [punches him in the nuts a 3rd time] "And some of this!"
HULK: "Hit Hulk below the belt all you want, Hulk's nuts will remain intact and will remain better hung than your own!"
SPIDER-MAN: "Damn it..."

[ultimatefan]

Hehehehe, battle of the bands I don't even listen to.

http://www.transbuddha.com/images/uploads/hulk-spidey.jpg
SPIDER-MAN [punching Hulk in the nuts]: "Take that!" [punches him in the nuts again] "And that!" [punches him in the nuts a 3rd time] "And some of this!"
HULK: "Hit Hulk below the belt all you want, Hulk's nuts will remain intact and will remain better hung than your own!"
SPIDER-MAN: "Damn it..."

I listen to both, actually. They both have their different strengths, I think. But of course Beatles, Pink Floyd and old school U2 own all their asses.

[3dman27]

http://www.transbuddha.com/images/uploads/hulk-spidey.jpg

spider-man"dr bannner don't make me angry,you wouldn't like me when i'm angry:spidey::bh:

[Dr. Fate]

http://i62.photobucket.com/albums/h119/Robotchicken09/613c302e0f5d2a8648b73e5ce232fb85.gif
VENOM: "Honk if you think Spike Lee's attack on Clint Eastwood is absurd!"

[kedrell]

^What attack?

[ultimatefan]

http://www.resindog.com/resindog/sitebuildercontent/sitebuilderpictures/animated/Spiderman/Spider-Man_VenomSwing.gif
SPIDEY: I gotta admit, this is a helluva lot easier to do with Topher Grace in the suit...

[Dr. Fate]

^What attack?
Spike Lee was whining about Clint Eastwood not focusing on black soldiers in "Flags of our Fathers", which was about the Flag Raising at Iwo Jima, and boasted that his own WW2 film, which specifically focuses on a black unit, will be superior. Eastwood's response was that the film was about the specific men who raised the flag, and those men happened to be white. Typical Hollywood feud when you think about it.


http://br.geocities.com/principeadam2001/filme/dolph2.jpg
DOLPH LUNDGREN HE-MAN: "Hi."

http://www.poptower.com/images/db/1077/420/300/topher-grace.jpg
TOPHER GRACE EDDIE BROCK: "Who or what the Hell are you?!"

http://br.geocities.com/principeadam2001/filme/dolph2.jpg
DL HE-MAN: "I'm what you should have looked like in Spider-Man 3."

http://www.poptower.com/images/db/1077/420/300/topher-grace.jpg
TG EDDIE BROCK: "Jackass..."

[ultimatefan]

http://www.resindog.com/resindog/sitebuildercontent/sitebuilderpictures/animated/Spiderman/Spider-Man_VenomSwing.gif
VENOM: You´re attacking me just because I´m black!
SPIDEY: Geez, you´ve been hanging out with Spike Lee, haven´t you?

[Silver Spider]

http://www.resindog.com/resindog/sitebuildercontent/sitebuilderpictures/animated/Spiderman/Spider-Man_VenomSwing.gif
Spider-man: Dang it Venom; either you go to a theme park, or I'm going to start charging.

[Dr. Fate]

http://www.resindog.com/resindog/sitebuildercontent/sitebuilderpictures/animated/Spiderman/Spider-Man_VenomSwing.gif
VENOM: You´re attacking me just because I´m black!
SPIDEY: Geez, you´ve been hanging out with Spike Lee, haven´t you?
Bwahahahahahahahahahahaha

http://i62.photobucket.com/albums/h119/Robotchicken09/613c302e0f5d2a8648b73e5ce232fb85.gif
VENOM: "Honk if you want them to stop whoring out your beloved 1980s nostalgia!"

[Scar Predator]

:applaud:applaud:applaud

http://br.geocities.com/principeadam2001/filme/dolph2.jpg
DL HE-MAN: "I'm what you should have looked like in Spider-Man 3."

http://www.poptower.com/images/db/1077/420/300/topher-grace.jpg
TG EDDIE BROCK: "Jackass..."

BRAVO!!

[3dman27]

Bwahahahahahahahahahahaha

http://i62.photobucket.com/albums/h119/Robotchicken09/613c302e0f5d2a8648b73e5ce232fb85.gif
VENOM: "Honk if you want them to stop whoring out your beloved 1980s nostalgia!"

OOGHA OOGAH,OOGAH OOGAG OOGAH OOGAH:indy:

[ultimatefan]

Bwahahahahahahahahahahaha

http://i62.photobucket.com/albums/h119/Robotchicken09/613c302e0f5d2a8648b73e5ce232fb85.gif
VENOM: "Honk if you want them to stop whoring out your beloved 1980s nostalgia!"

Thanks and HOOOONK!!!!! (this one specifically meant for that subpar Knight Rider TV movie).

[ultimatefan]

http://i62.photobucket.com/albums/h119/Robotchicken09/613c302e0f5d2a8648b73e5ce232fb85.gif
VENOM: Honk if you´re sick of critics who complained that Ang Lee´s Hulk was too slow and cerebral and now complain that Leterrier´s Hulk is too fast and action-oriented!

[Dr. Fate]

:applaud:applaud:applaud

BRAVO!!
Thanks!!!


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VENOM: Honk if you´re sick of critics who complained that Ang Lee´s Hulk was too slow and cerebral and now complain that Leterrier´s Hulk is too fast and action-oriented!

Bwahahahahahahahaha & HONK! HONK HONK! HONK!!! HONKITY HONKITY HONKITY

http://i62.photobucket.com/albums/h119/Robotchicken09/613c302e0f5d2a8648b73e5ce232fb85.gif
VENOM: "Honk if you hated Chris Nashaway's near sighted arguing bashing summer superhero films!"

[kedrell]

Who's Chris Nashaway?

[Dr. Fate]

Who's Chris Nashaway?
I actually mis-spelled his name :o it's Chris Nashawaty, anyway, he writes for Entertainment Weekly, and in the June 6, 2008 issue he wrote a nasty article bashing superhero films and claiming that they had ruined the summer movie season, at least for him anyway. There's a thread on it in the Misc. Film Forum with a response article that rips his article apart.

[Nightmare]

http://i62.photobucket.com/albums/h119/Robotchicken09/613c302e0f5d2a8648b73e5ce232fb85.gif
VENOM: im honking 5 times total which is the number of minutes i got in spiderman 3!!

[Silver Spider]

http://i62.photobucket.com/albums/h119/Robotchicken09/613c302e0f5d2a8648b73e5ce232fb85.gif
VENOM: Honk, if you think I should watch the road, instead of yelling like a maniac.

[3dman27]

Thanks!!!


Bwahahahahahahahaha & HONK! HONK HONK! HONK!!! HONKITY HONKITY HONKITY

http://i62.photobucket.com/albums/h119/Robotchicken09/613c302e0f5d2a8648b73e5ce232fb85.gif
VENOM: "Honk if you hated Chris Nashaway's near sighted arguing bashing summer superhero films!"need i say it...OOGAH OOGAH

[Dr. Fate]

http://i220.photobucket.com/albums/dd95/samskywalker_2007/1z6qlu8.gif
DANCING SPIDEY: "Celebrate good times, come on
(Let's celebrate)
Celebrate good times, come on
(Let's celebrate)

There's a party goin' on right here
A celebration to last throughout the years
So bring your good times
And your laughter too
We gonna celebrate your party with you

Come on now

(Celebration)
Let's all celebrate and have a good time
(Celebration)
We gonna celebrate and have a good time

It's time to come together
It's up to you
What's your pleasure

Everyone around the world
Come on

(Yahoo) It's a celebration
(Yahoo)

Celebrate good times, come on
It's a celebration
Celebrate good times, come on
Let's celebrate

We're gonna have a good time tonight
Let's celebrate, it's all right
We're gonna have a good time tonight
Let's celebrate, it's all right

Baby

We're gonna have a good time tonight
(Ce-le-bra-tion)
Let's celebrate, it's all right
We're gonna have a good time tonight
(Ce-le-bra-tion)
Let's celebrate, it's all right

(Yahoo)
(Yahoo)

Celebrate good times, come on
(Let's celebrate)
Celebrate good times, come on
It's a celebration
Celebrate good times, come on
(Let's celebrate)" [fade]

[ultimatefan]

Thanks!!!


Bwahahahahahahahaha & HONK! HONK HONK! HONK!!! HONKITY HONKITY HONKITY

http://i62.photobucket.com/albums/h119/Robotchicken09/613c302e0f5d2a8648b73e5ce232fb85.gif
VENOM: "Honk if you hated Chris Nashaway's near sighted arguing bashing summer superhero films!"

Thanks and HOOOOOOOOOOONNNNNK!!!!!!!

[ultimatefan]

http://i62.photobucket.com/albums/h119/Robotchicken09/613c302e0f5d2a8648b73e5ce232fb85.gif
VENOM: HONK if you think Marvel Studios stalling to make a deal with Jon Favreau to helm Iron Man 2 just for being cheap and risking to lose him could be one of the most idiotic studio missfires since the Salkinds kicked Richard Donner out of the Superman franchise!!

[DX]

http://i62.photobucket.com/albums/h119/Robotchicken09/613c302e0f5d2a8648b73e5ce232fb85.gif
VENOM: HONK if you think Marvel Studios stalling to make a deal with Jon Favreau to helm Iron Man 2 just for being cheap and risking to lose him could be one of the most idiotic studio missfires since the Salkinds kicked Richard Donner out of the Superman franchise!!
HONK!!! :word:

[3dman27]

oogah oogah

[Dr. Fate]

http://i62.photobucket.com/albums/h119/Robotchicken09/613c302e0f5d2a8648b73e5ce232fb85.gif
VENOM: HONK if you think Marvel Studios stalling to make a deal with Jon Favreau to helm Iron Man 2 just for being cheap and risking to lose him could be one of the most idiotic studio missfires since the Salkinds kicked Richard Donner out of the Superman franchise!!
Honk!
HONK!!
H*O*N*K!


http://www.resindog.com/resindog/sitebuildercontent/sitebuilderpictures/animated/Spiderman/Spider-Man_VenomSwing.gif
SPIDEY: I gotta admit, this is a helluva lot easier to do with Topher Grace in the suit...

Bwahahahahahahahahaha

http://welcomeconsumer.com/wp-content/uploads/2007/04/venom.jpg
TOPHER VENOM: "I Am Mighty!"

http://br.geocities.com/principeadam2001/filme/dolph2.jpg
DOLPH HE-MAN: "No you're not."

[The Shredder]

http://welcomeconsumer.com/wp-content/uploads/2007/04/venom.jpg
TOPHER VENOM: "I Am Mighty!"

http://br.geocities.com/principeadam2001/filme/dolph2.jpg
DOLPH HE-MAN: "No you're not."

Hehehehe :woot:

http://welcomeconsumer.com/wp-content/uploads/2007/04/venom.jpg

VENOM: "DO I look like the kid that turned into a werewolf in FRIGHT NIGHT or what!?!?!"

[Dr. Fate]

Hehehehe :woot:

http://welcomeconsumer.com/wp-content/uploads/2007/04/venom.jpg

VENOM: "DO I look like the kid that turned into a werewolf in FRIGHT NIGHT or what!?!?!"
Thanks and hehe yeah he does.

http://i10.photobucket.com/albums/a110/sub_zero92/Venom2.png
VENOM: "Ah! MEcha-Bugs! Get 'em off! Get 'em off!"

[Milu]

http://i62.photobucket.com/albums/h119/Robotchicken09/613c302e0f5d2a8648b73e5ce232fb85.gif
"If you think an alien monster driving a semi is ridiculous, you should've seen how much it was to fill 'er up!"

[3dman27]

http://i62.photobucket.com/albums/h119/Robotchicken09/613c302e0f5d2a8648b73e5ce232fb85.gif
"If you think an alien monster driving a semi is ridiculous, you should've seen how much it was to fill 'er up!"

lol and amen

[Milu]

Thanks. I think there was a report somewhere that said gas prices will stay in the $4 range come 2009. Still expensive unfortunately, but hopefully it won't climb to $5 any time soon :ninja: .

[Dr. Fate]

http://img1.nnm.ru/imagez/gallery/c/5/2/9/e/c529e8262b1a76845c5cccbd31df3701_full.jpg
BLACK CAT: "Just wait till I bring out my devices!"

http://i124.photobucket.com/albums/p6/Spiderman3imagealbum/Picture36.png
EDDIE: "I didn't kill my wife!"
PETER: "I don't care!"

[The Navigator]

http://i62.photobucket.com/albums/h119/Robotchicken09/613c302e0f5d2a8648b73e5ce232fb85.gif
VENOM: HONK if you think Marvel Studios stalling to make a deal with Jon Favreau to helm Iron Man 2 just for being cheap and risking to lose him could be one of the most idiotic studio missfires since the Salkinds kicked Richard Donner out of the Superman franchise!!

Honk.

[Dr. Fate]

http://i124.photobucket.com/albums/p6/Spiderman3imagealbum/Picture36.png
PETER: "Time to go Red Foreman on your sorry skinny ass!"
EDDIE: "All I did was drink your milkshake!"

[3dman27]

http://i124.photobucket.com/albums/p6/Spiderman3imagealbum/Picture36.png

eddie"sheesh parker relax no need to go HANCOCK on me"
pete"hancock who in blazes is THAT"

[pedro parkero]

http://i62.photobucket.com/albums/h119/Robotchicken09/613c302e0f5d2a8648b73e5ce232fb85.gif
"If you think an alien monster driving a semi is ridiculous, you should've seen how much it was to fill 'er up!"

Hahaha. And in that vein:



http://i62.photobucket.com/albums/h119/Robotchicken09/613c302e0f5d2a8648b73e5ce232fb85.gif
Come on, PARKER! Let's carpool!

[ultimatefan]

Honk!
HONK!!
H*O*N*K!


Bwahahahahahahahahaha

http://welcomeconsumer.com/wp-content/uploads/2007/04/venom.jpg
TOPHER VENOM: "I Am Mighty!"

http://br.geocities.com/principeadam2001/filme/dolph2.jpg
DOLPH HE-MAN: "No you're not."

Thanks!

[ultimatefan]

http://i124.photobucket.com/albums/p6/Spiderman3imagealbum/Picture36.png
TOPHER:I swear to God, the dancing scene wasn´t my idea!!

[Dr. Fate]

http://i124.photobucket.com/albums/p6/Spiderman3imagealbum/Picture36.png
TOPHER:I swear to God, the dancing scene wasn´t my idea!!
Hehehehehehehe

http://i124.photobucket.com/albums/p6/Spiderman3imagealbum/Picture36.png
EMO PETER: "You will drink the webby sperm of my vengeance!"

[Dr. Fate]

Sorry, double post. Edit.

[spida-man]

-sigh-

[kedrell]

http://i124.photobucket.com/albums/p6/Spiderman3imagealbum/Picture36.png
Peter: "Call it, friend-o!"

[Dr. Fate]

http://i124.photobucket.com/albums/p6/Spiderman3imagealbum/Picture36.png
PETER: "Give me your ticket for the Incredible Hulk!"

[Silver Spider]

http://i124.photobucket.com/albums/p6/Spiderman3imagealbum/Picture36.png
PETER: What do you mean, you thought the first Hulk movie was better?

[Dr. Fate]

http://i124.photobucket.com/albums/p6/Spiderman3imagealbum/Picture36.png
PETER: What do you mean, you thought the first Hulk movie was better?
Hahahahahahahahaha

http://i124.photobucket.com/albums/p6/Spiderman3imagealbum/Picture36.png
EDDIE: "It wasn't me! It was the one armed man! I didn't kill my wife!"
PETER: "I don't care!"

[Milu]

http://img177.imageshack.us/img177/4959/pdvd1389le.png

"I'VE ABANDONED MY CHILD! I'VE ABANDONED MY CHILD! I'VE ABANDONED MY BOY!"

[Nightmare]

http://i124.photobucket.com/albums/p6/Spiderman3imagealbum/Picture36.png
EDDIE: "I didn't kill my wife!"
PETER: "I don't care!"

hahahahaa:hehe:

[Dr. Fate]

hahahahaa:hehe:
Thanks.

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VENOM: "C'mon you fanboys, get out there and pump more $$$ into the Incredible Hulk's box office!"

[ultimatefan]

Hehehehehehehe

http://i124.photobucket.com/albums/p6/Spiderman3imagealbum/Picture36.png
EMO PETER: "You will drink the webby sperm of my vengeance!"

Thanks!

[ultimatefan]

Thanks.

http://i62.photobucket.com/albums/h119/Robotchicken09/613c302e0f5d2a8648b73e5ce232fb85.gif
VENOM: "C'mon you fanboys, get out there and pump more $$$ into the Incredible Hulk's box office!"

We´re trying, we´re trying! It´s that lazy bum Joe Six-Pack that´s not helping that much...

Great Fugitive quote, BTW.

[ultimatefan]

http://i124.photobucket.com/albums/p6/Spiderman3imagealbum/Picture36.png
PETER: When Obadiah Stane becomes a bigger stronger version of Iron Man and fights him for ten minutes, it works!! When Emil Blonsky becomes a bigger stronger version of Hulk and fights him for ten minutes, it works!! HOW INCOMPETENT A VILLAIN ARE YOU?!?

[blk_spidey]

lmao! that's great ultimate! and true....

[kedrell]

http://i124.photobucket.com/albums/p6/Spiderman3imagealbum/Picture36.png
PETER: When Obadiah Stane becomes a bigger stronger version of Iron Man and fights him for ten minutes, it works!! When Emil Blonsky becomes a bigger stronger version of Hulk and fights him for ten minutes, it works!! HOW INCOMPETENT A VILLAIN ARE YOU?!?


Hehehe, that's what you get when you put a weeny like Grace next to guys like Roth and Bridges.

[Dr. Fate]

http://i124.photobucket.com/albums/p6/Spiderman3imagealbum/Picture36.png
PETER: When Obadiah Stane becomes a bigger stronger version of Iron Man and fights him for ten minutes, it works!! When Emil Blonsky becomes a bigger stronger version of Hulk and fights him for ten minutes, it works!! HOW INCOMPETENT A VILLAIN ARE YOU?!?
Bwahahahahahahahahahaha, brilliant!

http://marvel.toonzone.net/retrospective/avengers/09.jpg
CAPTAIN AMERICA: "They look like ants down there."
SPIDER-MAN: "They are ants Steve, they *are* ants."

[ultimatefan]

Thanks blk, Kedrell, Doc!

Doc, is that quote from The Third Man?

[Dr. Fate]

Thanks blk, Kedrell, Doc!

Doc, is that quote from The Third Man?
I thought it was from Family Guy. :huh:

http://marvel.toonzone.net/retrospective/avengers/09.jpg
SPIDER-MAN: "What do you think will happen if Hulk's box office doesn't improve?"
CAPTAIN AMERICA: "God help us all if his box office doesn't pick up. God help us all."

[ultimatefan]

I thought it was from Family Guy. :huh:

http://marvel.toonzone.net/retrospective/avengers/09.jpg
SPIDER-MAN: "What do you think will happen if Hulk's box office doesn't improve?"
CAPTAIN AMERICA: "God help us all if his box office doesn't pick up. God help us all."

I´m probably mixing the quotes.

I guess God will have to help us, Cap...

[ultimatefan]

http://marvel.toonzone.net/retrospective/avengers/09.jpg
CAPTAIN AMERICA: It looks like our friend Hulk won´t recover in the box office after all.
SPIDEY: Yeah, that´s sad.
CAP: Guys, please make sure Ang Lee won´t direct my movie.
SPIDEY: Over our dead bodies.

[spidey 802]

oohkay...is this supposed to be a thread about pics and stuff . .

[Dr. Fate]

http://marvel.toonzone.net/retrospective/avengers/09.jpg
CAPTAIN AMERICA: It looks like our friend Hulk won´t recover in the box office after all.
SPIDEY: Yeah, that´s sad.
CAP: Guys, please make sure Ang Lee won´t direct my movie.
SPIDEY: Over our dead bodies.
Hahahaha, but also sad. :csad:

http://marvel.toonzone.net/retrospective/avengers/09.jpg
SPIDER-MAN: "Cap, is it possible that Hulk simply got stuck in Iron Man's shadow?"
CAPTAIN AMERICA: "That's entirely possible, Spidey, that's entirely possible."

[Scar Predator]

Hahahaha, but also sad. :csad:

http://marvel.toonzone.net/retrospective/avengers/09.jpg
."

Spidey:" What are you looking at, Cap?"

C.A." That mirror over there. Do you realize how much our costumes put our packages on display? I think I need to stand like this to protect my decency."

Spidey: "I think I just figured out why She-Hulk kept turning me down for dates."

[Flash-er]

http://marvel.toonzone.net/retrospective/avengers/09.jpg

Captain America: (to the audience) WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU STARING AT?!
Spider-man: If I had to guess, I'd figure it's your lazy eye. I could be wrong though. It's been known to happen.

[Silver Spider]

http://marvel.toonzone.net/retrospective/avengers/09.jpg
Spider-man: Hey Cap, what's wrong?
Captain America: I'm not sure. I have this strange feeling, that somewhere in another universe, random geeks are making captions under pictures of us. It feels like one is doing it to us right now.
Spider-man: Hmm, weird.

[ultimatefan]

Hahahaha, but also sad. :csad:

http://marvel.toonzone.net/retrospective/avengers/09.jpg
SPIDER-MAN: "Cap, is it possible that Hulk simply got stuck in Iron Man's shadow?"
CAPTAIN AMERICA: "That's entirely possible, Spidey, that's entirely possible."

Thanks! yeah, who knows.

[ultimatefan]

http://marvel.toonzone.net/retrospective/avengers/09.jpg
Spider-man: Hey Cap, what's wrong?
Captain America: I'm not sure. I have this strange feeling, that somewhere in another universe, random geeks are making captions under pictures of us. It feels like one is doing it to us right now.
Spider-man: Hmm, weird.

heheheeheheheehehee

[Silver Spider]

heheheeheheheehehee
Thanks.:yay:
I love these caption threads.

[Dr. Fate]

http://marvel.toonzone.net/retrospective/avengers/09.jpg
Spider-man: Hey Cap, what's wrong?
Captain America: I'm not sure. I have this strange feeling, that somewhere in another universe, random geeks are making captions under pictures of us. It feels like one is doing it to us right now.
Spider-man: Hmm, weird.
Hehehehehe

Great stuff all around guys.

http://i124.photobucket.com/albums/p6/Spiderman3imagealbum/Picture36.png
EDDIE: "I'm not responsible for the new Hulk under-performing! I wasn't even in that movie!"

[kedrell]

http://marvel.toonzone.net/retrospective/avengers/09.jpg
Spidey: "Well I guess there are two kinds of people in the world, people who go and people who stay. Ain't that right, Steve?"
Cap: "No that ain't right."
Spidey: "Then what's right?"
Cap: "Well there ARE two kinds of people in the world, but it's them that're going somewhere and them that're going nowhere. And THAT'S what's true."
Spidey: "I don't agree, Steve."
Cap: "That's cause you don't know what the hell I'm talking about. I'm an ex-citizen of no-where. Sometimes I get mighty home-sick."

[Dr. Fate]

http://www.silverbulletcomicbooks.com/news/images/0607/fnsm113.jpg
PETER: "Look, I know you guys didn't like the emo dancing in the streets, but come on! It's been a year already! Stop pestering me and go watch the Incredible Hulk! It's emo dancing free!"

[Milu]

http://www.silverbulletcomicbooks.com/news/images/0607/fnsm113.jpg
PETER: "Now I know how Sam felt when he was at that Venom convention!"

[ultimatefan]

Hehehehehe

Great stuff all around guys.

http://i124.photobucket.com/albums/p6/Spiderman3imagealbum/Picture36.png
EDDIE: "I'm not responsible for the new Hulk under-performing! I wasn't even in that movie!"

heheheheheehhe

[ultimatefan]

http://www.silverbulletcomicbooks.com/news/images/0607/fnsm113.jpg
PETER: "Look, I know you guys didn't like the emo dancing in the streets, but come on! It's been a year already! Stop pestering me and go watch the Incredible Hulk! It's emo dancing free!"

hehehehehehehehe

[ultimatefan]

http://marvel.toonzone.net/retrospective/avengers/09.jpg
Captain America: What you think we could do to make it up for our friend Hulk for his underwhelming box office performance?
Spider-Man: Hmm, we could beat the crap out of Steve Carell.
Captain: Good, i´ve been wanting to do that since Evan Almighty...

[Dr. Fate]

http://marvel.toonzone.net/retrospective/avengers/09.jpg
Captain America: What you think we could do to make it up for our friend Hulk for his underwhelming box office performance?
Spider-Man: Hmm, we could beat the crap out of Steve Carell.
Captain: Good, i´ve been wanting to do that since Evan Almighty...
Bwahahahahahahahaha

Y'know, I've never actually seen any of Steve Carell's work. I've seen it advertised, but never really felt compelled to sit down and watch any of it.

http://www.comiconart.com/images/AlexLei/June2006_SpidermanBlackCat_AL.JPG
SPIDER-MAN: "You put the boom boom into my heart,
You send my soul sky high when your lovin' starts.
Jitterbug into my brain,
Goes bang bang bang till my feet do the same.

But something's bugging me
Something ain't right
My best friend told me
What you did last night.

Left me sleeping
In my bed.
I was dreaming
But I should've been with you instead.

Wake me up before you go go,
Don't leave me hanging on like a yo-yo.
Wake me up before you go go,
I don't wanna miss it when you hit that high
Wake me up before you go go,
'Cause I'm not planning on going solo.
Wake me up before you go go,
Take me dancing tonite.
I wanna hit that high...

You get the gray skies outta my way,
You make the sun shine brighter than Doris Day.
Turn a bright spark into a flame,
My beats per minute never been the same.

'Cause you're my lady,
I'm your fool.
Makes me crazy
When you act so cruel.

C'mon baby,
Let's not fight.
We'll go dancing
And everything will be alright.

[REPEAT CHORUS]

Cuddle up baby,
Move in tight.
We'll go dancing tomorrow night.

It's cold out there
But it's warm in bed.
They can dance,
We'll stay home instead..."

[The Navigator]

http://www.silverbulletcomicbooks.com/news/images/0607/fnsm113.jpg

MJ: I always thought S.O.S. stood for "Save Our Ship"...
PETER: So did I, but it turns out it actually stands for "Stop Over-budgeted, thoughtless Sequels that neglect character in favor of musical numbers and Topher Grace."
MJ: Lot of letters in the Bitter Alphabet, I see.

[spida-man]

http://www.silverbulletcomicbooks.com/news/images/0607/fnsm113.jpg

MJ: I always thought S.O.S. stood for "Save Our Ship"...
PETER: So did I, but it turns out it actually stands for "Stop Over-budgeted, thoughtless Sequels that neglect character in favor of musical numbers and Topher Grace."
MJ: Lot of letters in the Bitter Alphabet, I see.
oh brother

[Dr. Fate]

http://img177.imageshack.us/img177/4959/pdvd1389le.png
NORMAN: "Klingon Bastard You've Killed My Son!"

[ultimatefan]

http://i124.photobucket.com/albums/p6/Spiderman3imagealbum/Picture36.png
EDDIE: You don´t scare me, I was Red Forman´s son for a buncha seasons!

[Dr. Fate]

http://i124.photobucket.com/albums/p6/Spiderman3imagealbum/Picture36.png
EDDIE: You don´t scare me, I was Red Forman´s son for a buncha seasons!
Bwahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha, brilliant.

http://www.comiconart.com/images/AlexLei/June2006_SpidermanBlackCat_AL.JPG
BLACK CAT: "Yes it's true, loving me is wrong, and you know what, you don't want to be right."

[ultimatefan]

Bwahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha, brilliant.

http://www.comiconart.com/images/AlexLei/June2006_SpidermanBlackCat_AL.JPG
BLACK CAT: "Yes it's true, loving me is wrong, and you know what, you don't want to be right."

Thanks!

[Dr. Fate]

http://i124.photobucket.com/albums/p6/Spiderman3imagealbum/Picture36.png
PETER: "If you're gonna talk the talk, you gotta walk the walk. Otherwise you'll be lined in chalk."

[ultimatefan]

http://i124.photobucket.com/albums/p6/Spiderman3imagealbum/Picture36.png
TOBEY: I just found out what the next sequel needs to get everyone to talk about it! The actor who plays the villain has to die before it opens!!







(remember guys, it´s just a joke, no offense intended and I´m CRAZY to see Ledger as The Joker)

[Milu]

Schumacher's Spider-Man concept art was far more disturbing than any amount of bat-nipples . . .

http://www.takeshimiyazawa.com/uploaded_images/j-spidey-761739.jpg

[Dr. Fate]

http://www.comiconart.com/images/AlexLei/June2006_SpidermanBlackCat_AL.JPG
SPIDER-MAN: "Damn Felicia, I just gave you sweet lovin' 5 minutes ago! You tryin' to kill me?!"

[ultimatefan]

http://i124.photobucket.com/albums/p6/Spiderman3imagealbum/Picture36.png
EDDIE: Hey, I like it rough, but shouldn´t you take me out for dinner first?

[Web-Head]

http://i124.photobucket.com/albums/p6/Spiderman3imagealbum/Picture36.png
Peter: Gimme yo lunch money foo'.

[Dr. Fate]

http://i124.photobucket.com/albums/p6/Spiderman3imagealbum/Picture36.png
EDDIE: Hey, I like it rough, but shouldn´t you take me out for dinner first?
Bwahahahahahahahahahahahaha

http://www.comiconart.com/images/AlexLei/June2006_SpidermanBlackCat_AL.JPG
BLACK CAT: "

When Im with you
I shake inside
My hearts all tangled up
My tongue is tied its crazy

Cant walk, cant talk, cant eat, cant sleep
Oh, Im in love, oh Im in deep cuz baby

With a kiss you can strip me defenseless
With a touch I completely lose control
til all thats left of my strength is a memory, wo...

I get weak when I look at you
Weak when we touch
I cant speak when I look in your eyes
I get weak when youre next to me
Weak from this love
I cant speak when I look in your eyes
I get weak

Convincing eyes, persuasive lips
The helpless heart just cant resist their power

You know youve got a hold over me
You know youve got me where I want to be cuz lover

Like a wave you keep pulling me under
How Ill ever get out of this I dont know
I just know theres just no way to fight it, wo...

I get weak when I look at you
Weak when we touch
I cant speak when I look in your eyes
I get weak when youre next to me
Weak from this love
Im in deep when I look in your eyes
I get weak I get weak I get weak

Just a kiss you can strip me defenseless
Just a touch I completely lose control
til all thats left of my strength is a memory, wo...

I get weak when I look at you
Weak when we touch
I cant speak when I look in your eyes
I get weak when youre next to me
Weak from this love
I cant speak when I look in your eyes
I get weak I get weak I get weak"

[Arcturus]

http://i256.photobucket.com/albums/hh180/Arcturus_v4life/PDVD_020.jpg

Spider-Man: Finally after all this time I get to see the Sex and the City Movie!

Eddie (Out of view): Hey, lets see some of that web action!

http://i256.photobucket.com/albums/hh180/Arcturus_v4life/PDVD_081.jpg

Spider-Man: Hey...I don't want people knowing that I'm going to watch the movie! That's the whole point of the black suit!

http://i256.photobucket.com/albums/hh180/Arcturus_v4life/PDVD_082.jpg

Eddie: What the crap?

http://i256.photobucket.com/albums/hh180/Arcturus_v4life/PDVD_092.jpg

*Smash!*

http://i256.photobucket.com/albums/hh180/Arcturus_v4life/PDVD_181.jpg

Eddie: Oh well, a good photographer has back-up!
http://i256.photobucket.com/albums/hh180/Arcturus_v4life/PDVD_082.jpg
Spider-Man: That one too! See you later, chump!

Eddie: Aw, man!

http://i256.photobucket.com/albums/hh180/Arcturus_v4life/PDVD_000.jpg

Eddie: Heh-heh-heh.

[Flash-er]

http://i256.photobucket.com/albums/hh180/Arcturus_v4life/PDVD_020.jpg
Spiderman: They're right, black IS slimming!

[ultimatefan]

Bwahahahahahahahahahahahaha

http://www.comiconart.com/images/AlexLei/June2006_SpidermanBlackCat_AL.JPG
BLACK CAT: "

When Im with you
I shake inside
My hearts all tangled up
My tongue is tied its crazy

Cant walk, cant talk, cant eat, cant sleep
Oh, Im in love, oh Im in deep cuz baby

With a kiss you can strip me defenseless
With a touch I completely lose control
til all thats left of my strength is a memory, wo...

I get weak when I look at you
Weak when we touch
I cant speak when I look in your eyes
I get weak when youre next to me
Weak from this love
I cant speak when I look in your eyes
I get weak

Convincing eyes, persuasive lips
The helpless heart just cant resist their power

You know youve got a hold over me
You know youve got me where I want to be cuz lover

Like a wave you keep pulling me under
How Ill ever get out of this I dont know
I just know theres just no way to fight it, wo...

I get weak when I look at you
Weak when we touch
I cant speak when I look in your eyes
I get weak when youre next to me
Weak from this love
Im in deep when I look in your eyes
I get weak I get weak I get weak

Just a kiss you can strip me defenseless
Just a touch I completely lose control
til all thats left of my strength is a memory, wo...

I get weak when I look at you
Weak when we touch
I cant speak when I look in your eyes
I get weak when youre next to me
Weak from this love
I cant speak when I look in your eyes
I get weak I get weak I get weak"


Thanks! Nice song.

[3dman27]

http://i256.photobucket.com/albums/hh180/Arcturus_v4life/PDVD_020.jpg


MP"allright snake eyes back to base,your pass has been canceled"
spidey "i beg your pardon sir i'm a CIVILIAN I DO NOTwork for the government"

[spida-man]

http://i256.photobucket.com/albums/hh180/Arcturus_v4life/PDVD_020.jpg

Spider-Man: Finally after all this time I get to see the Sex and the City Movie!

Eddie (Out of view): Hey, lets see some of that web action!

http://i256.photobucket.com/albums/hh180/Arcturus_v4life/PDVD_081.jpg

Spider-Man: Hey...I don't want people knowing that I'm going to watch the movie! That's the whole point of the black suit!

http://i256.photobucket.com/albums/hh180/Arcturus_v4life/PDVD_082.jpg

Eddie: What the crap?

http://i256.photobucket.com/albums/hh180/Arcturus_v4life/PDVD_092.jpg

*Smash!*

http://i256.photobucket.com/albums/hh180/Arcturus_v4life/PDVD_181.jpg

Eddie: Oh well, a good photographer has back-up!
http://i256.photobucket.com/albums/hh180/Arcturus_v4life/PDVD_082.jpg
Spider-Man: That one too! See you later, chump!

Eddie: Aw, man!

http://i256.photobucket.com/albums/hh180/Arcturus_v4life/PDVD_000.jpg

Eddie: Heh-heh-heh.
nice

[spida-man]

http://www.majorspoilers.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/03/marveljune08/ULTSM123.jpg
"Time to make u all pay for making fun of ym role in SM3!!!"

[spida-man]

http://hoovaloo.com/wp-content/uploads/2007/11/v3.jpg
OMg!! I just saw Kiersten Dunst naked...i'm scared for life....

[spida-man]

Opening a large refredgerator, Venom finds a huge stash of brains:

http://images.quizilla.com/J/joshiebear/1052889209_venom3.jpg

and then suddenly:


http://i170.photobucket.com/albums/u252/TheBraxcave/Syler.jpg
Sylar:"Step Away from the brains!!!"

[Dr. Fate]

http://hoovaloo.com/wp-content/uploads/2007/11/v3.jpg
EDDIE: "Serenity now! Serenity now! Serenity now!"

[Immortalfire]

http://i62.photobucket.com/albums/h119/Robotchicken09/613c302e0f5d2a8648b73e5ce232fb85.gif
VENOM: Honk if you´re sick of critics who complained that Ang Lee´s Hulk was too slow and cerebral and now complain that Leterrier´s Hulk is too fast and action-oriented!

HONK!!!!

[Dr. Fate]

Thanks! Nice song.
Belinda Carlisle's "I Get Weak". I always confuse her with Stevie Nicks.

[spida-man]

http://i62.photobucket.com/albums/h119/Robotchicken09/613c302e0f5d2a8648b73e5ce232fb85.gif
"honk if ur tired of ppl bi*&^ing and complaing about every little thing in SM3!!
Honk! Honk! Honk!

[Silver Spider]

http://i62.photobucket.com/albums/h119/Robotchicken09/613c302e0f5d2a8648b73e5ce232fb85.gif
"honk if ur tired of ppl bi*&^ing and complaing about every little thing in SM3!!
Honk! Honk! Honk!
HONK! HONK!:word:

[ironman29758]

http://i124.photobucket.com/albums/p6/Spiderman3imagealbum/Picture36.png
Peter:TAKE IT BACK!!
Eddie:All Right! All Right! Spider-Man loves Mary Jane is ten times better than the Iron Man and Incredible Hulk combined!

[Dr. Fate]

http://marvel.toonzone.net/retrospective/spider-man/04.jpg
SPIDER-MAN: "Who are you, really?"
SPIDER-WOMAN: "You really need to know my secret identity? Well, alright..." [takes off her mask, among other things - 5 minutes later]

http://www.pestaola.gr/images/megan_fox_fhm_2006_calendar.jpg
UN-MASKED SPIDER-WOMAN: "I was really Megan Fox all along."
SPIDER-MAN: "Schwing!"

[Dr. Fate]

http://marvel.toonzone.net/spideytas/bios/heroes/blackcat/04.jpg
BLACK CAT: "Come on, put me in #4! Just don't give me the Venom treatment!"

[Scar Predator]

http://i62.photobucket.com/albums/h119/Robotchicken09/613c302e0f5d2a8648b73e5ce232fb85.gif
!

Honk if your on-screen incarnation looked like a reject from Not Another Teen Movie 2: Attack of the String Beans.

[3dman27]

Oogah Oogah

[Dr. Fate]

Honk if your on-screen incarnation looked like a reject from Not Another Teen Movie 2: Attack of the String Beans.
Hahahahahahahahaha


http://marvel.toonzone.net/retrospective/daredevil/04.jpg
DAREDEVIL: "Where the f*** is my sequel?!"
SPIDER-MAN: "Patience young grasshopper, patience."

[lou2099]

http://i36.photobucket.com/albums/e49/bluedragon777/hdpic21.jpg
VENOM: I'm not touching youuuuuu. I'm not touching youuuuuuu. This is me not touching youuuuuuuuu.

[3dman27]

Hahahahahahahahaha


http://marvel.toonzone.net/retrospective/daredevil/04.jpg
DAREDEVIL: "Where the f*** is my sequel?!"
spidey i thought ELEKTRA was your movie's sequel

[Dr. Fate]

spidey i thought ELEKTRA was your movie's sequel
Hahaha, nice follow up.

http://i36.photobucket.com/albums/e49/bluedragon777/hdpic21.jpg
VENOM: "Time to cop a feel!"

http://www.pestaola.gr/images/megan_fox_fhm_2006_calendar.jpg
MEGAN FOX: "Aw crap not again..."

[ironman29758]

http://marvel.toonzone.net/retrospective/daredevil/04.jpg
DAREDEVIL: "Why the f#$% did Fantastic Four get a unrealeased movie, a 2005 movie, and a sequel and all movies suck suck, Hulk get another movie when the first one sucked, and Punisher get threr movies and the suck and I get nothing
SPIDER-MAN: Lets face it Marvel hates you. Especially after the Trail of the Incredible Hulk ninja daredevil C@#p

[Dr. Fate]

http://marvel.toonzone.net/retrospective/daredevil/04.jpg
DAREDEVIL: "Why the f#$% did Fantastic Four get a unrealeased movie, a 2005 movie, and a sequel and all movies suck suck, Hulk get another movie when the first one sucked, and Punisher get threr movies and the suck and I get nothing
SPIDER-MAN: Lets face it Marvel hates you. Especially after the Trail of the Incredible Hulk ninja daredevil C@#p
Bwahahahahahahahaha

http://www.comiconart.com/images/AlexLei/June2006_SpidermanBlackCat_AL.JPG
BLACK CAT: "Just don't swallow my gum..."

[ultimatefan]

http://marvel.toonzone.net/retrospective/daredevil/04.jpg
DAREDEVIL: "Why the f#$% did Fantastic Four get a unrealeased movie, a 2005 movie, and a sequel and all movies suck suck, Hulk get another movie when the first one sucked, and Punisher get threr movies and the suck and I get nothing
SPIDER-MAN: Lets face it Marvel hates you. Especially after the Trail of the Incredible Hulk ninja daredevil C@#p

hehehehehe, don´t be so angry, DD, at least your movie´s director´s cut is cool..:

[ultimatefan]

http://i36.photobucket.com/albums/e49/bluedragon777/hdpic21.jpg
VENOM: GIVE ME AN OSCAR NOMINATION TOO OR I´LL KILL YOU ALL!!

[3dman27]

http://i36.photobucket.com/albums/e49/bluedragon777/hdpic21.jpg

venom "whos the wiseguy who decided to use MY logo for an energy drinki want WORDS with you jackson"

[lou2099]

http://img105.imageshack.us/img105/1622/cap043ri3.jpg
Stan Lee: And that was my cameo in The Incredible Hulk.
Peter: Wow, Stan. You really know how to work a soda bottle.
Stan: ...gotta go.

[Dr. Fate]

hehehehehe, don´t be so angry, DD, at least your movie´s director´s cut is cool..:
To be honest, I found the DD director cut to be a little underwhelming despite additional violence.

Funny Venom caption though.

http://marvel.toonzone.net/retrospective/daredevil/04.jpg
DAREDEVIL: "Spidey, it's all psychological. You yell barracuda, everybody says, "Huh? What?" You yell shark, we've got a panic on our hands on the Fourth of July."

[ultimatefan]

http://marvel.toonzone.net/retrospective/daredevil/04.jpg
SPIDEY: Look on the bright side, at least you still didn´t have a reboot that underperformed all the same like Hulk...

[ironman29758]

[quote=lou2099;15183222]http://img105.imageshack.us/img105/1622/cap043ri3.jpg
Stan Lee: Hey you wanna see the REAL Stan Lee.
Peter: Who are you talking to?(RUNS OFF)
Stan: Where am I?

[ironman29758]

http://marvel.toonzone.net/retrospective/daredevil/04.jpg
SPIDEY: Look on the bright side, at least you still didn´t have a reboot that underperformed all the same like Hulk...
Heh I get it. It's a secrte joke!
http://marvel.toonzone.net/retrospective/daredevil/04.jpg
SPIDEY: Don't be mad that I got a super awsome movie and all you got was a cr@# extranvagaa
DD:don't make me get the billy club

[Dr. Fate]

Heh I get it. It's a secrte joke!
http://marvel.toonzone.net/retrospective/daredevil/04.jpg
SPIDEY: Don't be mad that I got a super awsome movie and all you got was a cr@# extranvagaa
DD:don't make me get the billy club
Hahahahahaha

http://marvel.toonzone.net/retrospective/daredevil/04.jpg
DAREDEVIL: "Well, at least Hulk got another movie, which I didn't... he even had a respectable actor, Edward Norton! All I had was that guy from the Kevin Smith films..."
SPIDER-MAN: "Jason Mewes?"
DAREDEVIL: "No, the other guy."
SPIDER-MAN: "Jason Lee?"
DAREDEVIL: "No, the guy who was Matt Damon's friend whose career fell apart due to his overexposed relationship with J-Lo before he married the TV gal who played Elektra."
SPIDER-MAN: "Oh, Ben Affleck. Whatever happened to him?"
DAREDEVIL: "Damned if I know, Spidey. Damned if I know."

http://marvel.toonzone.net/retrospective/daredevil/04.jpg
DAREDEVIL: "It's scratched! My favorite CD is scratched!"
SPIDER-MAN: "I didn't scratch your CD dude, I swear to God-"
DAREDEVIL: "Swear to me!"

[ultimatefan]

http://www.comiconart.com/images/AlexLei/June2006_SpidermanBlackCat_AL.JPG
BLACK CAT: I didn´t know you were so sexy before you had two free tickets to see The Dark Knight in IMAX before opening day...

[ultimatefan]

Hahahahahaha

http://marvel.toonzone.net/retrospective/daredevil/04.jpg
DAREDEVIL: "Well, at least Hulk got another movie, which I didn't... he even had a respectable actor, Edward Norton! All I had was that guy from the Kevin Smith films..."
SPIDER-MAN: "Jason Mewes?"
DAREDEVIL: "No, the other guy."
SPIDER-MAN: "Jason Lee?"
DAREDEVIL: "No, the guy who was Matt Damon's friend whose career fell apart due to his overexposed relationship with J-Lo before he married the TV gal who played Elektra."
SPIDER-MAN: "Oh, Ben Affleck. Whatever happened to him?"
DAREDEVIL: "Damned if I know, Spidey. Damned if I know."

http://marvel.toonzone.net/retrospective/daredevil/04.jpg
DAREDEVIL: "It's scratched! My favorite CD is scratched!"
SPIDER-MAN: "I didn't scratch your CD dude, I swear to God-"
DAREDEVIL: "Swear to me!"

Gotta love mean Ben Affleck jokes.

[Dr. Fate]

http://www.comiconart.com/images/AlexLei/June2006_SpidermanBlackCat_AL.JPG
BLACK CAT: I didn´t know you were so sexy before you had two free tickets to see The Dark Knight in IMAX before opening day...
Bwahahahahahahaha

Making mean Ben Affleck jokes are almost too easy, but still fun.

http://marvel.toonzone.net/retrospective/daredevil/04.jpg
SPIDER-MAN: "Affleck, you da bomb in Phantoms, yo!"
DAREDEVIL: "I'm not Ben Affleck!"