Spider-Man Caption Thread.

[Nightmare]

:hehe: love this thread.

[Doctor Jones]

thanks alot ironman29758!

[Doctor Jones]

Doc Brown's reaction to Viagra.

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[ultimatefan]

^hehehehehehee

[ultimatefan]

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PETER: You can b*** about my dancing when YOU get paid 50 million dollars for two movies, losers!

[Dr. Fate]

hehe, Tobey you bastard!

http://img528.imageshack.us/img528/7692/02ea0.jpg (http://imageshack.us/)
SPIDER-MAN: "I know it was you JJ. You broke my heart. You broke my heart!"

[ultimatefan]

Thanks! hehe, take it Jameson!

[ultimatefan]

http://img528.imageshack.us/img528/7692/02ea0.jpg (http://imageshack.us/)
SPIDER-MAN: Wait a minute, you´re not J.K. Simmons!! I DEMAND J.K. Simmons!! If it ain´t J.K. Simmons, it ain´t J. Jonah Jameson!!

[Doctor Jones]

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PETER: I'm going to continue to dance like this in loop until Raimi gives us an extended edition!

[Dr. Fate]

http://img528.imageshack.us/img528/7692/02ea0.jpg (http://imageshack.us/)
SPIDER-MAN: Wait a minute, you´re not J.K. Simmons!! I DEMAND J.K. Simmons!! If it ain´t J.K. Simmons, it ain´t J. Jonah Jameson!!
Bwahahahahahaha

Funny stuff Jones. Damn Pete's desperate...

http://img239.imageshack.us/img239/1341/03hu3.jpg
SPIDER-MAN: "Oh man that is WAY too phallic for my tastes."

[Dr. Fate]

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BLACK CAT: "C'mon, admit it, MJ wouldn't look nearly as good in this suit as I do."

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SPIDER-MAN: "Maybe if you zipped that thing up you wouldn't have that guy-leaning-on-your-boob problem."

[Dr. Fate]

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FANBOY: "Can I get you anything? Cookies? Milk? Diet soda? I've been a good little fanboy and I want you to know I do have protection."
BLACK CAT: "Well, at least you're considerate."

[Dr. Fate]

Doc Brown's reaction to Viagra.

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Hehehehehe

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This Winter, New York City Is Gonna Heat Up Like Never Before When The Black Cat Comes To Town

[Dr. Fate]

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BATMAN: "I'm gonna keep hitting you till you say a classic Spidey quip!"

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BATMAN: "Maybe you haven't heard, but I'm the sheriff around these parts!"

[Doctor Jones]

Hehehe. Good one Fate. I would be doing the same thing if Black Cat burst into my bedroom! http://images.wikia.com/marveldatabase/images/f/f1/Img019og0.jpg
FANBOY: Thank you God! My sixteen years of praying to you in church every Sunday have not been in vein!

[Doctor Jones]

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BATMAN: I'm going to keep hitting you until you and Raimi get Avi Arad off your asses and make a quality film like the first two Spider-Man movies!

[Yodaman]

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FANBOY: "Can I get you anything? Cookies? Milk? Diet soda? I've been a good little fanboy and I want you to know I do have protection."
BLACK CAT: "Well, at least you're considerate."

LOL what is that from?

[ultimatefan]

Lotsa great stuff guys, especially the ones with Bats hitting Spidey.

[ultimatefan]

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PETER: C´mon, all this is for the dancing scene?!? I didn´t hit you when your suit had nipples!!
BATMAN: I don´t care, that wasn´t me, it was George Clooney!!

[Doctor Jones]

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PETER: C´mon, all this is for the dancing scene?!? I didn´t hit you when your suit had nipples!!
BATMAN: I don´t care, that wasn´t me, it was George Clooney!!

Hahahahaha! That was great! :woot:

[Doctor Jones]

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BATMAN: That's not for calling me last night, bastard!

[Doctor Jones]

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BATMAN: Second date, no tongue!

[Doctor Jones]

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Tobey's reaction to finding out his compensation for Spider-Man 4.

[Dr. Fate]

LOL what is that from?
I actually don't know, I just found it in the Spectacular Spider-Man caption thread.

Hehehe, you can never go wrong with Bats hitting Peter.

http://i246.photobucket.com/albums/gg110/superherogeek/SpideysavesMJGwen.jpg?t=1213329176
SPIDER-MAN: "Time to double my fun..."

[Dr. Fate]

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BATMAN: Second date, no tongue!
Hehehe, Hellboy.

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PETER: "Hubbita-hubbita-hubbita-"
MJ: "Yeah, I get that a lot."

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/b/b5/Face_it_Tiger..._in_Spectacular_Spider-Man.jpg (http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/b/b5/Face_it_Tiger..._in_Spectacular_Spider-Man.jpg)
MJ: "Admit it, you've never had this much hot looking you right in the eye in your life, have you?"
PETER: "There really IS a God..."

[ultimatefan]

Thanks, Jones!

Lotsa cool stuff, especially the compensation one and the Hellboy quote.

[ultimatefan]

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/b/b5/Face_it_Tiger..._in_Spectacular_Spider-Man.jpg (http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/b/b5/Face_it_Tiger..._in_Spectacular_Spider-Man.jpg)
PETER: Is it too weird that I was more turned on when you did that wearing that wedding dress?
MJ: Eeeww...

[Doctor Jones]

Thanks, Jones!

Lotsa cool stuff, especially the compensation one and the Hellboy quote.

Your welcome. And thanks!

[Doctor Jones]

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/b/b5/Face_it_Tiger..._in_Spectacular_Spider-Man.jpg (http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/b/b5/Face_it_Tiger..._in_Spectacular_Spider-Man.jpg)
PETER: Daphne?!
MJ: What was that?
PETER: Nothing!

[Dr. Fate]

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/b/b5/Face_it_Tiger..._in_Spectacular_Spider-Man.jpg (http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/b/b5/Face_it_Tiger..._in_Spectacular_Spider-Man.jpg)
PETER: Daphne?!
MJ: What was that?
PETER: Nothing!
Bwahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha! Brilliant!

And to think that Daphne was almost a blonde while Fred almost had red hair...

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PETER: "MJ, I don't know what's come over you but-"
MJ: "You *came* all over me last night, remember?:cwink:"
GWEN: "****! Skank! *****! Ho! Floozie! STD magnet!"
MJ: "You know something little Miss Gwen Stacy? I think you're just sexually frustrated. That's what happens when nobody tries to get into your pants. Must be tough still being a virgin at 16, huh?"
GWEN: ":cmad::cmad::cmad:"

[Doctor Jones]

Edit.

[Doctor Jones]

Hehehe. Good one Fate. I didn't know that about Daphne and Fred. Daphne was actually the first redhead I had a crush on when I was a little kid. Still like redheads though.

[Dr. Fate]

Hehehe. Good one Fate. I didn't know that about Daphne and Fred. Daphne was actually the first redhead I had a crush on when I was a little kid. Still like redheads though.
Red heads are vastly underrated.

http://i247.photobucket.com/albums/gg122/Spider-ManHero12/03.jpg?t=1213316343
GWEN: "You're a degenerate!"
MJ: "Oh I'm a degenerate? What about that time I caught you NAKED with that bowl of jello?"
GWEN: "You did not!"
MJ: "Oh yes I did. You were completely naked with a bowl of jello. Green jello."
GWEN: "Yeah, well... it was hot and I was hungry."
MJ: "Of course it was."
PETER [thinking]: "I'm weirded out yet aroused at the same time..."

[Dr. Fate]

http://i247.photobucket.com/albums/gg122/Spider-ManHero12/03.jpg?t=1213316343
MJ: "I'm gonna make you an offer you can't refuse."
GWEN: "Damn it, I wanted to make him an offer he couldn't refuse!"

[Doctor Jones]

Hehehe. Good stuff Fate! Indeed, alot of hot reheads. But MJ is my favorite one. I actually have sort of a crush on one in school right now.

[Spectacular23]

WOw Fate this stuff is hilarious!!

[Dr. Fate]

Hehehe. Good stuff Fate! Indeed, alot of hot reheads. But MJ is my favorite one. I actually have sort of a crush on one in school right now.
Thanks. I remember the first time I saw Laura Prepon I got hooked... and then I was heart broken when she went blonde. That was a sad day, made all the more sad by the fact that blonde hair clearly doesn't suit her.

Thanks Spectacular23. I do my best.

http://fc05.deviantart.com/fs19/f/2007/291/0/4/Black_Cat_Spiderman4_by_MatiasSoto.jpg
BLACK CAT: "What do you mean my hair's not perma-white?!"

[Doctor Jones]

[quote=Dr. Fate;15699599]Thanks. I remember the first time I saw Laura Prepon I got hooked... and then I was heart broken when she went blonde. That was a sad day, made all the more sad by the fact that blonde hair clearly doesn't suit her.

Yeah, she's hot too. Whenever I watch That 70's Show with my friends they think Mila Kunis is the hottest. But I prefer Laura. But blonde or redhead, I'll take her either way. :woot:

[Doctor Jones]

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BLACK CAT: Even with this sexy costume, there's still no way I'll be in the next Spider-Man film.

And she better not!

[Dr. Fate]

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BLACK CAT: Even with this sexy costume, there's still no way I'll be in the next Spider-Man film.

And she better not!
What's wrong with Black Cat?:huh:

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MJ: "Shall we shag now or later?"

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MJ: "Do I make you horny, baby?"

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MJ: "Hi, I'm Plenty."
PETER: "B-b-b-b-b-b-but of course you are."
MJ: "Plenty O'Toole."
PETER: "Named after your f-f-f-father, perhaps?"

[Dr. Fate]

Thanks! /\/\/\ He wishes doesn't he.


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EDDIE: All righty! I'm off to hit the weight room. I may actually put weights on the bar today!
Bwahahahaha, still funny all this time later.

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PETER: "I hate being a male stripper!"

[Dr. Fate]

http://www.insomniacmania.com/news/news_3170_1.jpg
BLACK CAT: "So, MJ hasn't caught on yet?"
SPIDER-MAN: "Not yet, but we gotta make this quick or else she'll start to suspect."

Elsewhere...
http://www.sonypictures.com/movies/spiderman3/site/content/downloads/wallpaper/images/mj3_800.jpg
MJ: "Hmm, I wonder what's keeping Peter? Must be tied up fighting some supervillain..."

[Symbiote789]

What's wrong with Black Cat?:huh:

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/b/b5/Face_it_Tiger..._in_Spectacular_Spider-Man.jpg (http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/b/b5/Face_it_Tiger..._in_Spectacular_Spider-Man.jpg)
MJ: "Shall we shag now or later?"

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/b/b5/Face_it_Tiger..._in_Spectacular_Spider-Man.jpg (http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/b/b5/Face_it_Tiger..._in_Spectacular_Spider-Man.jpg)
MJ: "Do I make you horny, baby?"

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/b/b5/Face_it_Tiger..._in_Spectacular_Spider-Man.jpg (http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/b/b5/Face_it_Tiger..._in_Spectacular_Spider-Man.jpg)
MJ: "Hi, I'm Plenty."
PETER: "B-b-b-b-b-b-but of course you are."
MJ: "Plenty O'Toole."
PETER: "Named after your f-f-f-father, perhaps?"
You forgot one

[http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/b/b5/Face_it_Tiger..._in_Spectacular_Spider-Man.jpg
Mj: My name is Ivana, Ivana Humpalot.
Peter: Come again?
MJ: Ivana Humpalot.
Peter: Well I vana toilet made out of solid gold, but it's just not in the cards now is it?

[Dr. Fate]

You forgot one

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/b/b5/Face_it_Tiger..._in_Spectacular_Spider-Man.jpg (http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/b/b5/Face_it_Tiger..._in_Spectacular_Spider-Man.jpg)

Mj: My name is Ivana, Ivana Humpalot.
Peter: Come again?
MJ: Ivana Humpalot.
Peter: Well I vana toilet made out of solid gold, but it's just not in the cards now is it?
Hehehe

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MJ: "My name is Pussy Galore."
PETER: "I must be dreaming."

http://www.insomniacmania.com/news/news_3170_1.jpg
BLACK CAT: "Actually, I'm Pussy Galore."
SPIDER-MAN: "I must still be dreaming."

[ultimatefan]

Lotsa cool stuff, especially the ones with MJ at Peter´s door and MJ and Gwen´s "cat fight".

[ultimatefan]

[http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/b/b5/Face_it_Tiger..._in_Spectacular_Spider-Man.jpg
PETER: So God, since you´re at it, next time could it be a million dollars?

[Mr. Biggles]

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*ding dong*
Peter: "Well you're here early- Hey, you're not Brock!"

[Doctor Jones]

Well, Fate. She's just a rip-off of Catwoman. I wouldnd't mind seing Felicia Hardy, but she just would complicate matters. and creat another love triangle. and i think we're all tired of that.

[Doctor Jones]

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/b/b5/Face_it_Tiger..._in_Spectacular_Spider-Man.jpg (http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/b/b5/Face_it_Tiger..._in_Spectacular_Spider-Man.jpg)

PETER: They sent me this?! You better be huge!

[Dr. Fate]

http://i247.photobucket.com/albums/gg122/Spider-ManHero12/03.jpg?t=1213316343
MJ: "By the way, I liked that 'swirl' technique you used last night."
GWEN: "He used the 'swirl' on you?! Damn it, I wanted the 'swirl'! All I got was the 'pinch'!"


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PETER: They sent me this?! You better be huge!

Hehe, MJ's probably thinking the exact same thing.:cwink:


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BLACK CAT: "I am not a Catwoman knock off, damn it! Why does everyone think that?! Hell, I wasn't even supposed to be in the Spider-Man comics! Marv Wolfman created me as a foil to Jessica Drew, AKA: Spider-Woman #1! Doesn't anybody read about the real back stories to our creations anymore?!"

http://goldenfiddle.com/sites/goldenfiddle.com/files/images/spiderman3setpics01.preview.jpg
MJ: "Oh not this again..."

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Black_Cat_(comics)

It's true though, the way Sam Raimi structured the Spider-Man films, they wouldn't be able to utilize Black Cat properly, which is a shame. I mean, Gwen Stacy's been dead for like 30 years and she got to be in the films, while Black Cat is actually alive in the comics. No justice in the world, none at all.

[Doctor Jones]

Well, Fate, I like Black Cat, but I don't think people want to see two cat like romantic interests from different franchises. It will create alot of the same romance from both Bats and Spidey. I mean, what other ways can you do it? The general audience will be confused, because, well, they don't know anything.

[Doctor Jones]

http://goldenfiddle.com/sites/goldenfiddle.com/files/images/spiderman3setpics01.preview.jpg
MJ: Oh, look. It's Mary Elizabeth Winstead to take over my role as Mary Jane Watson.

[Dr. Fate]

Stupid general audiences...


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BLACK CAT: "With God as my witness, I'll never be hungry again!"

[Dr. Fate]

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BATMAN: "I want Black Cat/Felicia Hardy in Spider-Man 4!"
PETER: "But the way the films are structured-"
BATMAN: "Give me my Black Cat damn it!"

[Dr. Fate]

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BATMAN: "There's no dancing in superhero films!"

[Nightmare]

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BAtman: Adam West danced better!!

[The Navigator]

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And Peter never played with Silli Putti again.

[Doctor Jones]

Indeed Fate. Their only use for us is to roll our eyes at when they name something wrong.

[Doctor Jones]

http://img88.imageshack.us/img88/8159/fmsvmujpgls9.gif
BATMAN: I banged MJ biotch! And I damn well liked it!

[Dr. Fate]

http://img88.imageshack.us/img88/8159/fmsvmujpgls9.gif
BATMAN: I banged MJ biotch! And I damn well liked it!
Bwahahahahahaha

I like the Adam West gag as well.

http://img88.imageshack.us/img88/8159/fmsvmujpgls9.gif
BATMAN: "Don't you never say an un-kind word about Huey Lewis & The News!"

[Dr. Fate]

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And Peter never played with Silli Putti again.
Hehehehe

http://i246.photobucket.com/albums/gg110/superherogeek/spidey1-10.jpg?t=1213328201
VENOM: "You can look, but you can't touch!"
SPIDER-MAN: ":huh:"

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GWEN: "I'm not even supposed to be here today!"

[Spider-Kid]

^ lOL

[Iceburgeruk]

http://superherohype.com/gallery/Spider-Man/Spider-Man_3/On_Set/96.jpg

Spiderman finally defeated the menace of Doc Gold-Ladder and he stood triumphant upon the body of his foe but unbekownst to our hero the murderous team of Professor Streetlight head, captain nondescript flag with pole, captain nondescript flag with pole jr and The Overhanging Cable of Doom closed in to strike!

[Iceburgeruk]

http://i246.photobucket.com/albums/gg110/superherogeek/spidey1-10.jpg?t=1213328201
VENOM: If I have one bean and i add three more beans how many do i have?
SPIDER-MAN: Three. And that one.
VENOM:..So if i take that bean and add it to the three beans i`ll have FOUR beans. So how many beans are there?
SPIDER-MAN: Oh....Some beans.
VENOM:.......For you spidey the marvel comics revolution was just something that happened to other people wasn`t it?


(Thankyou blackadder for the original line)

[Iceburgeruk]

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Spidey: Whatcha gonna do, brother?! When spidermania runs wild on you!!!!!!

[Doctor Jones]

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Spidey: Whatcha gonna do, brother?! When spidermania runs wild on you!!!!!!

:grin:

[Doctor Jones]

http://i12.photobucket.com/albums/a227/g-david47/vlcsnap-1977055.png

The Fantastic Four movie was so bad, Peter actually felt the need to tear away his skin.

[Dr. Fate]

http://i12.photobucket.com/albums/a227/g-david47/vlcsnap-1977055.png

The Fantastic Four movie was so bad, Peter actually felt the need to tear away his skin.
Bwahahahaha

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MJ: "By the way, I'm going commando."
PETER: "I think I'm in love..."

[ultimatefan]

Cool stuff, guys! The "banged MJ", the "Adam West danced better" and the FF bashing were especially cool.

[ultimatefan]

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/b/b5/Face_it_Tiger..._in_Spectacular_Spider-Man.jpg
PETER: This moment would be sexy as hell... If we both didn´t look like we were 12 in this cartoon!! This is creepy!

[Doctor Jones]

Thanks ultimatefan!
http://i12.photobucket.com/albums/a227/g-david47/vlcsnap-1977055.png

Peter's reaction to the idea of a female version of The Usual Suspects.

That was pretty much my reaction. :woot:

[Lex Luthor]

http://goldenfiddle.com/sites/goldenfiddle.com/files/images/spiderman3setpics01.preview.jpg

"Why is he slinging around with a Rehab 4 MJ sign? ... And why are people clapping?"

[Dr. Fate]

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/b/b5/Face_it_Tiger..._in_Spectacular_Spider-Man.jpg
PETER: This moment would be sexy as hell... If we both didn´t look like we were 12 in this cartoon!! This is creepy!
Bwahahahahahahahahahahahaha! Bahahahahahahahahahahaha! Ahahahahahahahahahaha!

I liked yours too Jones, Godzilla.

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/b/b5/Face_it_Tiger..._in_Spectacular_Spider-Man.jpg
MJ: "You've got protection, right tiger? 'Cause I'm not gonna let myself end up like Lois Lane in Superman Returns."

[Doctor Jones]

Hehehe. Good one Fate! We don't want to see Spidey with a bastard child. And thanks.

[Symbiote789]

http://www.kirsten-dunst.org/images/potm3.jpg

[Nightmare]

http://www.kirsten-dunst.org/images/potm3.jpg
Kirsten: Oh please, the way i looked here in spidey 1 was not even hot. I like my current look better

[Venom75]

http://www.kirsten-dunst.org/images/potm3.jpg

Wow,my figure looks hot! I'd so do myself!"

[Doctor Jones]

http://www.kirsten-dunst.org/images/potm3.jpg
KIRSTEN: That's gotta be someone else!

[Doctor Jones]

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/b/b5/Face_it_Tiger..._in_Spectacular_Spider-Man.jpg
PETER: All dressed up and no one to blow, huh?

[ultimatefan]

Thanks, Doc!

hehehehehehehehehehe, you can´t be careful enough, Peter...

The Usual Suspects one is cool too.

[ultimatefan]

http://www.kirsten-dunst.org/images/potm3.jpg
KIRSTEN: This action figure can´t be based on me... It´s actually sexy!

[Doctor Jones]

Hehehe, good caption ultimatefan. The Peter/Mj one is from Lethal Weapon. And thanks!

[ultimatefan]

Thanks as well!

[The Navigator]

Bwahahahahahahahahahahahaha! Bahahahahahahahahahahaha! Ahahahahahahahahahaha!

I liked yours too Jones, Godzilla.

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/b/b5/Face_it_Tiger..._in_Spectacular_Spider-Man.jpg
MJ: "You've got protection, right tiger? 'Cause I'm not gonna let myself end up like Lois Lane in Superman Returns."

PETER: Well, I'm not planning to visit a destroyed planet for five years, so no worry.

[Dr. Fate]

Hehehe, good follow up Rabbit.

http://www.kirsten-dunst.org/images/potm3.jpg
KIRSTEN: That's gotta be someone else!

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/b/b5/Face_it_Tiger..._in_Spectacular_Spider-Man.jpg
PETER: All dressed up and no one to blow, huh?


Bwahahahahahahahaha! Brilliant!


http://www.kirsten-dunst.org/images/potm3.jpg
KIRSTEN: This action figure can´t be based on me... It´s actually sexy!

Again: bwahahahahahahahahahahahaha! Brilliant!

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/b/b5/Face_it_Tiger..._in_Spectacular_Spider-Man.jpg
MJ: "Would you f*** me? I'd f*** me. I'd f*** me hard."

[Doctor Jones]

Hehehe, good follow up Rabbit.



Bwahahahahahahahaha! Brilliant!


Again: bwahahahahahahahahahahahaha! Brilliant!

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/b/b5/Face_it_Tiger..._in_Spectacular_Spider-Man.jpg
MJ: "Would you f*** me? I'd f*** me. I'd f*** me hard."

Thanks Fate! And good use of Silence of the Lambs.

[Nightmare]

http://www.kirsten-dunst.org/images/potm3.jpg
KIRSTEN: This action figure can´t be based on me... It´s actually sexy!

:hehe: :up:

[lou2099]

Everyone of the SSM quotes are great, guys.

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/b/b5/Face_it_Tiger..._in_Spectacular_Spider-Man.jpg
PETER: I...just can't believe it! You're the most cartoony rendition of Mary Jane ever, yet still hotter than Kirsten Dunst as you!!!!

[Dr. Fate]

Everyone of the SSM quotes are great, guys.

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/b/b5/Face_it_Tiger..._in_Spectacular_Spider-Man.jpg
PETER: I...just can't believe it! You're the most cartoony rendition of Mary Jane ever, yet still hotter than Kirsten Dunst as you!!!!
Bwahahahahahaha, brilliant!

http://www.kirsten-dunst.org/images/potm3.jpg
DUNST: "I am gonna shove this thing so far up Raimi's ass for all the screaming he makes me do..."

[Doctor Jones]

Bwahahahahahaha, brilliant!

http://www.kirsten-dunst.org/images/potm3.jpg
DUNST: "I am gonna shove this thing so far up Raimi's ass for all the screaming he makes me do..."

Hehehe. It'll help more if she throws it at Avi Arad.

[Dr. Fate]

Hehehe. It'll help more if she throws it at Avi Arad.
Yeah him too.

http://i81.photobucket.com/albums/j228/TheAnimal117/Spider-Man-4.jpg
VENOM: "Stop calling me emo!"

[lordofthenerds]

http://www.kirsten-dunst.org/images/potm3.jpg
Why is there just a fleshy patch where my vagina should be?

[Arcturus]

http://i256.photobucket.com/albums/hh180/Arcturus_v4life/emoparker.gif

Maybe he was born with it. Maybe it's symbiote!

[3dman27]

http://www.kirsten-dunst.org/images/potm3.jpg
kirsten i know this isn't a super-hero costume she's wearing but this is as close to being a video game fighter as i'll ever get

[The Navigator]

http://i165.photobucket.com/albums/u52/kward71193/ScreenShot764.jpg

Cast reactions on the return of Kirsten Dunst to the role of MJ:

KIRSTEN: I'm back! I'm back!
TOBEY: My back, my back...

[Iceburgeruk]

http://i81.photobucket.com/albums/j228/TheAnimal117/Spider-Man-4.jpg

Venom: Go back to the shadow. The dark fire will not avail you, flame of Udun! You shall not pass!!!!!!!

[Iceburgeruk]

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/b/b5/Face_it_Tiger..._in_Spectacular_Spider-Man.jpg

Peter: Oh My god.....Harry you really need to work out your issues with your father.
Harry/Harriet; What issues?
Peter: You look like a girl!!!....Not a very convincing or at all attractive girl but you are somewhere in the vicinity.

[Iceburgeruk]

http://i256.photobucket.com/albums/hh180/Arcturus_v4life/emoparker.gif

Are you annoying and pathetic?

Do you act like a douche at every turn screwing your friends over and kicking your girlfriends heart around like a football?

Do you define your evil side as being and odd combination egotisical 70s dancing and ambiguous attempts at feminity?

If you answered yes to all of these questions then consider a career as MOVIE SPIDER-MAN

"It`s a Man`s life in the movie spiderman corps!"

[ultimatefan]

^^hehehehehehehe, great one!

Thanks Doc, Nightmare!

Great stuff, especially love the Silence of The Lambs quote and the fleshy patch one.

[ultimatefan]

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/b/b5/Face_it_Tiger..._in_Spectacular_Spider-Man.jpg

PETER: Eat your heart out, movie Spider-Man!!

[Milu]

Nice caps, guys.


http://i4.tinypic.com/16c9o8w.jpg
FLINT: "I'm not a bad guy . . . I'm just drawn that way."

[Dr. Fate]

http://i256.photobucket.com/albums/hh180/Arcturus_v4life/emoparker.gif

Are you annoying and pathetic?

Do you act like a douche at every turn screwing your friends over and kicking your girlfriends heart around like a football?

Do you define your evil side as being and odd combination egotisical 70s dancing and ambiguous attempts at feminity?

If you answered yes to all of these questions then consider a career as MOVIE SPIDER-MAN

"It`s a Man`s life in the movie spiderman corps!"
Bwahahahahahaha!

http://img158.imageshack.us/img158/3091/spidey2ki2.jpg
SPIDER-AMN: "I've always had a fetish for dorky blonde chicks, especially if they wear glasses."

[Doctor Jones]

http://i4.tinypic.com/16c9o8w.jpg
FLINT:I've got something important to tell you. Plastics.
UNCLE BEN: :huh:

[ultimatefan]

http://img158.imageshack.us/img158/3091/spidey2ki2.jpg
SPIDER-MAN: Dear diary... Jackpot!

[The Navigator]

http://img158.imageshack.us/img158/3091/spidey2ki2.jpg
spider-man: Dear diary... Jackpot!

lmao!

[ultimatefan]

^Thanks!

[Dr. Fate]

http://img158.imageshack.us/img158/3091/spidey2ki2.jpg
SPIDER-MAN: Dear diary... Jackpot!
Bwahahahaha

You know, it's actually kinda hard finding good pics from the Spectacular Spider-Man.

http://img158.imageshack.us/img158/3091/spidey2ki2.jpg
GWEN [muffled]: "Where are we going?"
SPIDER-MAN: "We're gonna go pick up my special reserved 2-disc edition of Iron Man!"

http://www.kirsten-dunst.org/images/potm3.jpg
DUNST: "Hey no fair, this toy has better teeth than me!"

[Dr. Fate]

http://i97.photobucket.com/albums/l235/cabglobe/199738.jpg
MJ: "Peter what's wrong?"
PETER: "Huh?"
MJ: "You're crying, something must be wrong."
PETER: "I'm crying again? Oh damn it, I didn't even realize it! I've been crying so much lately it's almost like a reflex that I can't control!"

http://www.insomniacmania.com/news/news_3170_1.jpg
BLACK CAT [thinking]: "Just close your eyes & pretend it's Robert Downey Jr..."

[Spider-Kid]

edit

[Spider-Kid]

http://www.insomniacmania.com/news/news_3170_1.jpg
Spider-Man: Holy s**t,When you said ''Spider-Man 3 Sucks'' I thought you were serious

[ultimatefan]

Thanks, Doc!

Love the Iron Man disc one, the crying one and the Robert Downey Jr. one.

[ultimatefan]

http://i97.photobucket.com/albums/l235/cabglobe/199738.jpg
MJ: C´mon, Peter, what´s the deal with this neverending crying?!?
PETER: I... I dunno, I can´t control it... It´s, it´s like there´s something sorely, terribly missing in my life!







http://www.insomniacmania.com/news/news_3170_1.jpg
SPIDER-MAN: Oh, THAT was it...

[ultimatefan]

http://img158.imageshack.us/img158/3091/spidey2ki2.jpg
SPIDER-MAN: We HATE going shopping with you, we´re NEVER paying attention when we say, "hm-hmmm" and "yes, dear", we download gigabytes of porn behind your backs, Sarah Jessica Parker is a fugly hag, Megan Fox IS hotter than you all, and we F***ING HATE Steel Magnolias!!

[Lex Luthor]

http://i97.photobucket.com/albums/l235/cabglobe/199738.jpg

Mary Jane: "Peter, whats wrong???"

Peter Parker: *sob* .. "I thought you would have got those breast implants I suggested last time I saw you!"

Mary Jane: "It's my body, Pete. I just dont want to do that right now."

Peter Parker: "Oh my God. This is the worst day of my life!" *sob*

[Spider-Kid]

http://img158.imageshack.us/img158/3091/spidey2ki2.jpg
Spider-Man: Say ''The Batman is better than your show'' Again i'll drop you.

[Doctor Jones]

http://img158.imageshack.us/img158/3091/spidey2ki2.jpg
SPIDER-MAN: We HATE going shopping with you, we´re NEVER paying attention when we say, "hm-hmmm" and "yes, dear", we download gigabytes of porn behind your backs, Sarah Jessica Parker is a fugly hag, Megan Fox IS hotter than you all, and we F***ING HATE Steel Magnolias!!

Hahahaha! Preach it!

[Doctor Jones]

http://i97.photobucket.com/albums/l235/cabglobe/199738.jpg

MARY JANE: Peter, I'm pregnant.
PETER: Oh, God. NO, NO NO! Please, I don't want a bastard child like Superman!

[ultimatefan]

^Thanks and hehehehehehehe, that´d be a cruel destiny indeed....

[Dr. Fate]

http://i97.photobucket.com/albums/l235/cabglobe/199738.jpg

MARY JANE: Peter, I'm pregnant.
PETER: Oh, God. NO, NO NO! Please, I don't want a bastard child like Superman!
Bwahahahahahahahahahahaha! That would be a cruel fate.

Great stuff all around guys.

http://img158.imageshack.us/img158/3091/spidey2ki2.jpg
SPIDER-MAN: "Remember, the safe word is Bosie."

http://www.insomniacmania.com/news/news_3170_1.jpg
BLACK CAT: "Okay, why was I not in Spider-Man 3 while Gwen Stacy got to be in it when she's been dead for like 30 years?"
SPIDER-MAN: "Hey Cat, it's not my fault that Sam's fixated on all the old 60s-70s era Spider-Man stuff."

[Doctor Jones]

Thanks Fate and ultimatefan!

[Doctor Jones]

http://i97.photobucket.com/albums/l235/cabglobe/199738.jpg

Peter's reaction to seing a woman's breasts for the first time.

[The Navigator]

http://img158.imageshack.us/img158/3091/spidey2ki2.jpg

"Now remember, Gwen, glasses aren't going to hide your true identity. This isn't DC, for God's sake. We have standards."

[The Navigator]

http://img26.picoodle.com/img/img26/4/4/30/redwoods_wolf/f_punchm_90dc6ec.png
Photo taken after Spider-Man (getting a routine check-up) had been in Ock's waiting room for nineteen hours.
http://img34.picoodle.com/img/img34/4/4/30/redwoods_wolf/f_bookcasesmam_04a0f68.png
Photo taken after Ock learned Spider-Man didn't have insurance.

[ultimatefan]

^hehehehehehehehehehe

The first breasts one and the Bosie one are great too!

[ultimatefan]

http://img158.imageshack.us/img158/3091/spidey2ki2.jpg
SPIDEY: Is it too sexist and mysoginist that seeing you like that arouses me?
GWEN: Mgfhnnghfghhh!!
SPIDEY: Oh thanks, baby, that´s very reassuring. And hot, if I might add!

[Doctor Jones]

http://img158.imageshack.us/img158/3091/spidey2ki2.jpg

"Now remember, Gwen, glasses aren't going to hide your true identity. This isn't DC, for God's sake. We have standards."

This one is great!

[Doctor Jones]

http://img26.picoodle.com/img/img26/4/4/30/redwoods_wolf/f_punchm_90dc6ec.png
Photo taken after Spider-Man (getting a routine check-up) had been in Ock's waiting room for nineteen hours.
http://img34.picoodle.com/img/img34/4/4/30/redwoods_wolf/f_bookcasesmam_04a0f68.png
Photo taken after Ock learned Spider-Man didn't have insurance.

Hahahaha! Once again. Very funny!

[Spider-Kid]

http://img26.picoodle.com/img/img26/4/4/30/redwoods_wolf/f_punchm_90dc6ec.png
Doc Ock: Life is like a box of offices, Peter. You never know how much money you will get from them.
Spider-Man: SHUT THE HELL UP!

[Dr. Fate]

http://img158.imageshack.us/img158/3091/spidey2ki2.jpg
SPIDEY: Is it too sexist and mysoginist that seeing you like that arouses me?
GWEN: Mgfhnnghfghhh!!
SPIDEY: Oh thanks, baby, that´s very reassuring. And hot, if I might add!
Bwahahahahahahahahahahaha! Bahahahahahahahahahahaha! Ahahahahahahahahahahaha! Brilliant!


http://img158.imageshack.us/img158/3091/spidey2ki2.jpg

"Now remember, Gwen, glasses aren't going to hide your true identity. This isn't DC, for God's sake. We have standards."

Again: Bwahahahahahahahahahahahaha! Bahahahahahahahahahahahaha! Ahahahahahahahahaha! Brilliant!


http://i97.photobucket.com/albums/l235/cabglobe/199738.jpg

Peter's reaction to seing a woman's breasts for the first time.

Hehehehe, yeah, it really is that beautiful.

http://img158.imageshack.us/img158/3091/spidey2ki2.jpg
SPIDER-MAN: "Don't worry Gwen, that's just my spider-manhood."

[Venom'sDad]

http://img26.picoodle.com/img/img26/4/4/30/redwoods_wolf/f_punchm_90dc6ec.png
Spidey: WHOA! Be still.... there's a huge cocka-roach on your chin.

[Doctor Jones]

http://img26.picoodle.com/img/img26/4/4/30/redwoods_wolf/f_punchm_90dc6ec.png
SPIDER-MAN: Give me back my Iron Man DVD biotch!

[Spider-Kid]

Bwahahahahahahahahahahaha! Bahahahahahahahahahahaha! Ahahahahahahahahahahaha! Brilliant!


Again: Bwahahahahahahahahahahahaha! Bahahahahahahahahahahahaha! Ahahahahahahahahaha! Brilliant!


Hehehehe, yeah, it really is that beautiful.

http://img158.imageshack.us/img158/3091/spidey2ki2.jpg
SPIDER-MAN: "Don't worry Gwen, that's just my spider-manhood."

Hahahaha, Spider-manhood, love it Doc!

[ultimatefan]

Bwahahahahahahahahahahaha! Bahahahahahahahahahahaha! Ahahahahahahahahahahaha! Brilliant!


Again: Bwahahahahahahahahahahahaha! Bahahahahahahahahahahahaha! Ahahahahahahahahaha! Brilliant!


Hehehehe, yeah, it really is that beautiful.

http://img158.imageshack.us/img158/3091/spidey2ki2.jpg
SPIDER-MAN: "Don't worry Gwen, that's just my spider-manhood."

Thanks a lot!

heheheheheheehehehehe, Spider-Manhood is classic!

[ultimatefan]

http://img26.picoodle.com/img/img26/4/4/30/redwoods_wolf/f_punchm_90dc6ec.png
DOC OCK: Please, just because I´m in a company office, I have hi-tech equipment, glasses, bad haircut and I´m an evil egomaniac, doesn´t mean I´m Bill Gates!!

[Dr. Fate]

Thanks guys.

Hehe, Bill Gates.

http://i87.photobucket.com/albums/k147/D4rkShaDoWz/spiderman3final_720venomopt-1.gif
VENOM: "That was our Iron Man DVD biotch!"

http://crotchgroin.info/galleries/14/spider-man-2-promo_039.jpg
PETER PARKER: "Damn, Venom got his DVD back..."


http://img26.picoodle.com/img/img26/4/4/30/redwoods_wolf/f_punchm_90dc6ec.png
SPIDER-MAN: "Since I couldn't have Venom's Iron Man DVD, I'll take yours instead!"
DOC OCK: "Dude, seriously, can't you just buy your own copy?!"

[Spider-Kid]

Thanks guys.

Hehe, Bill Gates.

http://i87.photobucket.com/albums/k147/D4rkShaDoWz/spiderman3final_720venomopt-1.gif
VENOM: "That was our Iron Man DVD biotch!"

http://crotchgroin.info/galleries/14/spider-man-2-promo_039.jpg
PETER PARKER: "Damn, Venom got his DVD back..."


http://img26.picoodle.com/img/img26/4/4/30/redwoods_wolf/f_punchm_90dc6ec.png
SPIDER-MAN: "Since I couldn't have Venom's Iron Man DVD, I'll take yours instead!"
DOC OCK: "Dude, seriously, can't you just buy your own copy?!"

AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAA!!!!! DAHAHAHQAHAOPZQJIOZQ!!!!!! Brilliant!!!!!!!!!!!!


http://crotchgroin.info/galleries/14/spider-man-2-promo_039.jpg
Peter Parker: Gee, I sure wish Iron Man gets a BetterThanDarkKnight movie, or else Spider-Man 4 is gonna be a failure!!!!

[Doctor Jones]

Thanks guys.

Hehe, Bill Gates.

http://i87.photobucket.com/albums/k147/D4rkShaDoWz/spiderman3final_720venomopt-1.gif
VENOM: "That was our Iron Man DVD biotch!"

http://crotchgroin.info/galleries/14/spider-man-2-promo_039.jpg
PETER PARKER: "Damn, Venom got his DVD back..."


http://img26.picoodle.com/img/img26/4/4/30/redwoods_wolf/f_punchm_90dc6ec.png
SPIDER-MAN: "Since I couldn't have Venom's Iron Man DVD, I'll take yours instead!"
DOC OCK: "Dude, seriously, can't you just buy your own copy?!"

Hahahaha. Looks like I started a trend.

[Spider-Kid]

http://i154.photobucket.com/albums/s273/Jack_Johnson_album/random/venom.jpg
Venom: Damn, I wish I could have been like this design in S-M3... It could be halloween everyday!!!! Or Heath Ledger does that I think... No wait, I think it was Jack Nicholson....

[Nightmare]

wow, that venom pic is awesome.

[ultimatefan]

Thanks, Doc!

hehehehehehe, the IM DVD battle never ends...

http://i154.photobucket.com/albums/s273/Jack_Johnson_album/random/venom.jpg
Venom: Praise Jah, mun!

[3dman27]

Thanks, Dod!

hehehehehehe, the IM DVD battle never ends...

http://i154.photobucket.com/albums/s273/Jack_Johnson_album/random/venom.jpg

venom"if IRON MAN is the one in an exo skeleton how come WE have the power lines plugged in?"

[Spider-Kid]

http://i154.photobucket.com/albums/s273/Jack_Johnson_album/random/venom.jpg
Venom: Hey, atleast my movie wasn't like speed racer, x-men 3, or mummy 3....

[Doctor Jones]

Whoa is that from one of the concept designs of venom in SM3 or is it fan made? It reminds me of Ultimate Venom.

[Spider-Kid]

Whoa is that from one of the concept designs of venom in SM3 or is it fan made? It reminds me of Ultimate Venom.

I have no idea. It is fan made I think, I got it on Google Images.

[ultimatefan]

http://i154.photobucket.com/albums/s273/Jack_Johnson_album/random/venom.jpg
VENOM: You know what´s ironic? Because this is a comic book ilustration, all the fanboys think it´s awesome... But if it were introduced in a movie or cartoon, a lot of them would immediately b*** that I was turned into a rastafari, or an alien from Independence Day, or whatever...

[Silver Spider]

I think I remember someone posting a picture of a tatoo, that they had, of that Venom.

Personally, it reminds me of Blackheart.

[Doctor Jones]

http://i154.photobucket.com/albums/s273/Jack_Johnson_album/random/venom.jpg
VENOM: Okay, he's going in. I can wait for an hour. When Avi Arad gets in his car I'll show what I can do! And it won't be for ten minutes!

[Dr. Fate]

http://i154.photobucket.com/albums/s273/Jack_Johnson_album/random/venom.jpg
VENOM: You know what´s ironic? Because this is a comic book ilustration, all the fanboys think it´s awesome... But if it were introduced in a movie or cartoon, a lot of them would immediately b*** that I was turned into a rastafari, or an alien from Independence Day, or whatever...
Hehehehe, or the Alien from Alien/Aliens/etc. That's what it reminds me of.

http://i154.photobucket.com/albums/s273/Jack_Johnson_album/random/venom.jpg
VENOM: "Winged Freak Terrorizes? Wait'll they get a load of us!" [insert sinister laughter here]

[Spider-Kid]

http://images2.wikia.nocookie.net/marveldatabase/images/2/24/MaximumCarnage.jpg
Spider-Man:That's it man, game over man, game over! What the **** are we gonna do now? What are we gonna do? Venom:
we could build a fire, sing a couple of songs, huh? Why don't we try that?

[Dr. Fate]

http://images2.wikia.nocookie.net/marveldatabase/images/2/24/MaximumCarnage.jpg
Spider-Man:That's it man, game over man, game over! What the **** are we gonna do now? What are we gonna do? Venom:
we could build a fire, sing a couple of songs, huh? Why don't we try that?
Hehehehehehehe

http://img81.imageshack.us/img81/1148/SPshackles.gif
MJ: "Thanks Pete, those were really starting to chafe!"

[Doctor Jones]

http://img81.imageshack.us/img81/1148/SPshackles.gif

SPIDER-MAN: *singing* Oh, yeah! All right! Gonna get some booty tonight!

[Symbiote789]

http://i290.photobucket.com/albums/ll273/silvermonkey45/OWNED.gif

[ultimatefan]

Thanks, Doc!

Seeing MJ on handcuffs is always fun...

[ultimatefan]

http://images2.wikia.nocookie.net/marveldatabase/images/2/24/MaximumCarnage.jpg
CARNAGE: Hey, I´m here too!!
SPIDEY: Get lost, cheap knock-off!!

[Spider-Kid]

http://images2.wikia.nocookie.net/marveldatabase/images/2/24/MaximumCarnage.jpg
Spidey: What's that explosion?
Venom: Its probably just Iron Man trying to bomb the IMAX screenings of the Dark Knight.
Spidey: Oh.

[Doctor Jones]

http://images2.wikia.nocookie.net/marveldatabase/images/2/24/MaximumCarnage.jpg
SPIDER-MAN: Venom only! If you even go near my movie franchise, Brock and I will kick your red and black cheap knock-off of Venom ass!

[Spider-Kid]

http://images2.wikia.nocookie.net/marveldatabase/images/2/24/MaximumCarnage.jpg
SPIDER-MAN: Venom only! If you even go near my movie franchise, Brock and I will kick your red and black cheap knock-off of Venom ass!


Hehehehe

[The Navigator]

This election year, why settle for a weak, simpering, and all-too human political candidate? You need someone more evolved. More dignified. More machine.

http://i5.photobucket.com/albums/y154/molinafan/movie/145.jpg

Doctor Octopus. He's educated, but knows how to get tough.

http://i5.photobucket.com/albums/y154/molinafan/movie/82.jpg

Tough on reform.

http://i5.photobucket.com/albums/y154/molinafan/movie/107.jpg

Tough on the rich.

http://i5.photobucket.com/albums/y154/molinafan/movie/95.jpg

Hell, he's tough on those I-get-welfare-but-don't-need-it elderly folks.

http://i5.photobucket.com/albums/y154/molinafan/movie/153.jpg

He's clearly the best man for the job. But he's more than just a man. He's the future.

http://i5.photobucket.com/albums/y154/molinafan/movie/152.jpg

Vote for Doctor Octopus. Because many hands make light work. Paid for by the commitee to elect Doctor Octopus.

[Alex The Great]

Haha :up:

[Dr. Fate]

This election year, why settle for a weak, simpering, and all-too human political candidate? You need someone more evolved. More dignified. More machine.

http://i5.photobucket.com/albums/y154/molinafan/movie/145.jpg

Doctor Octopus. He's educated, but knows how to get tough.

http://i5.photobucket.com/albums/y154/molinafan/movie/82.jpg

Tough on reform.

http://i5.photobucket.com/albums/y154/molinafan/movie/107.jpg

Tough on the rich.

http://i5.photobucket.com/albums/y154/molinafan/movie/95.jpg

Hell, he's tough on those I-get-welfare-but-don't-need-it elderly folks.

http://i5.photobucket.com/albums/y154/molinafan/movie/153.jpg

He's clearly the best man for the job. But he's more than just a man. He's the future.

http://i5.photobucket.com/albums/y154/molinafan/movie/152.jpg

Vote for Doctor Octopus. Because many hands make light work. Paid for by the commitee to elect Doctor Octopus.
Bwahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha! Bahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha! Ahahahahahahahahahahaha! Brilliant! Absolutely brilliant! FTW!

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DOC OCK: "Kill me after only one film will you?!"

[Spider-Kid]

Bwahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha! Bahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha! Ahahahahahahahahahahaha! Brilliant! Absolutely brilliant! FTW!

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DOC OCK: "Kill me after only one film will you?!"

hehe, poor Dock Ock...

[ultimatefan]

Love the Doc Ock campaign one.

[ultimatefan]

http://i5.photobucket.com/albums/y154/molinafan/movie/95.jpg
AUNT MAY: How DARE you pee in public, and from this height? You could hurt people down there!!
DOC OCK: Get lost, old hag! Had to take a couple beers before robbing the bank, okay?

[Doctor Jones]

http://i5.photobucket.com/albums/y154/molinafan/movie/95.jpg
DOC OCK: Oh, and before I kill you... I faked every orgasm!

[Doctor Jones]

This election year, why settle for a weak, simpering, and all-too human political candidate? You need someone more evolved. More dignified. More machine.

http://i5.photobucket.com/albums/y154/molinafan/movie/145.jpg

Doctor Octopus. He's educated, but knows how to get tough.

http://i5.photobucket.com/albums/y154/molinafan/movie/82.jpg

Tough on reform.

http://i5.photobucket.com/albums/y154/molinafan/movie/107.jpg

Tough on the rich.

http://i5.photobucket.com/albums/y154/molinafan/movie/95.jpg

Hell, he's tough on those I-get-welfare-but-don't-need-it elderly folks.

http://i5.photobucket.com/albums/y154/molinafan/movie/153.jpg

He's clearly the best man for the job. But he's more than just a man. He's the future.

http://i5.photobucket.com/albums/y154/molinafan/movie/152.jpg

Vote for Doctor Octopus. Because many hands make light work. Paid for by the commitee to elect Doctor Octopus.

Hahahahaha! Brilliant! I'll vote for him. At least he changed things for people's lives. :o

[The Navigator]

Thanks Alex, Ult., and Drs Jones and Fate. :up:

http://i5.photobucket.com/albums/y154/molinafan/movie/107.jpg

"Sorry, Donald, but we agreed 'Octavius Tower' or nothing."

[Doctor Jones]

Thanks Alex, Ult., and Drs Jones and Fate. :up:

http://i5.photobucket.com/albums/y154/molinafan/movie/107.jpg

"Sorry, Donald, but we agreed 'Octavius Tower' or nothing."

Hahahaha! Great! You should come to these threads more often!

[Doctor Jones]

http://i5.photobucket.com/albums/y154/molinafan/movie/95.jpg
AUNT MAY: Surely Spider-Man will save me.
DOC OCK: He can't. And don't call me Shirley.

[The Navigator]

Hahahaha! Great! You should come to these threads more often!

:huh: I come to these threads all the time. I liked the Shirley one.

[Silver Spider]

http://i5.photobucket.com/albums/y154/molinafan/movie/152.jpg

Doctor Octopus: Only, I, Doctor Octopus am brilliant enough to complete the world's first Rubik's Truncated Icosahedron.

[Dr. Fate]

http://i290.photobucket.com/albums/ll273/silvermonkey45/OWNED.gif
Bwahahahahahahahahahahahahaha! Brilliant!

And It hink she likes being owned. :cwink:

Lots of great stuff here, gotta love the back & forth rapport of Aunt May & Doc Ock.

http://i5.photobucket.com/albums/y154/molinafan/movie/95.jpg
AUNT MAY: "Really now, as a doctor, you should know of all people that smoking isn't like doing evil things. You can quit/stop doing evil things."

[Doctor Jones]

:huh: I come to these threads all the time. I liked the Shirley one.

Oh. :o And thanks!

[Dr. Fate]

http://i5.photobucket.com/albums/y154/molinafan/movie/95.jpg
DOC OCK: "I've played this stinkin' city like a harp from Hell!"

[ultimatefan]

Great stuff, guys, especially the icosahedron and "fake orgasm" ones.

[ultimatefan]

http://i5.photobucket.com/albums/y154/molinafan/movie/152.jpg
DOC OCK: If you find it astonishing that my bowels produced something like THIS, you should have seen it get out...

[Dr. Fate]

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DOC OCK: If you find it astonishing that my bowels produced something like THIS, you should have seen it get out...
Hehehe

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DOC OCK: "Do you find me sadistic?"

[Doctor Jones]

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DOC OCK: Before you die there is something you should know about us, Spider-Man.
SPIDER-MAN: What?
DOC OCK: I am your father's brother's nephew's cousin's former roommate.
SPIDER-MAN: What's that make us?
DOC OCK: Absolutely nothing!

[Dr. Fate]

http://i5.photobucket.com/albums/y154/molinafan/movie/82.jpg
DOC OCK: Before you die there is something you should know about us, Spider-Man.
SPIDER-MAN: What?
DOC OCK: I am your father's brother's nephew's cousin's former roommate.
SPIDER-MAN: What's that make us?
DOC OCK: Absolutely nothing!
Bwahahahahaha! Spaceballs never fails!

http://davidszondy.com/ephemeral/green-goblin01.jpg
GG: "Hi, I'm the Green Goblin, I'll be Dr. Octopus's running mate for this coming election. We'll be representing the Republicans against Iron Man and his running mate War Machine, they'll be representing the Democrats."

[The Navigator]

Bwahahahahaha! Spaceballs never fails!

http://davidszondy.com/ephemeral/green-goblin01.jpg
GG: "Hi, I'm the Green Goblin, I'll be Dr. Octopus's running mate for this coming election. We'll be representing the Republicans against Iron Man and his running mate War Machine, they'll be representing the Democrats."

Something's gone wrong with the world when the billionaire industrialists are representing the Democrats...;)

[Doctor Jones]

Something's gone wrong with the world when the billionaire industrialists are representing the Democrats...;)

Hehehehe. And thanks Fate! Spaceballs always never fails.

[Chris Wallace]

http://i256.photobucket.com/albums/hh180/Arcturus_v4life/emoparker.gif

Maybe he was born with it. Maybe it's symbiote! That's perfect!

[Chris Wallace]

http://i75.photobucket.com/albums/i283/ghostofjealousy/l_9ac66ca8e7e1e07014bba3963953c617.jpg
Symbiote: "And I am telling you...I'm not going. You're the best man I've ever known. There's no way I can ever go..."

[ultimatefan]

Thanks, Doc!

Love the Spaceballs reference and the democrats/republicans one.

[ultimatefan]

http://i75.photobucket.com/albums/i283/ghostofjealousy/l_9ac66ca8e7e1e07014bba3963953c617.jpg
PETER: What was I thinking, having sex with Amy Winehouse?!?

[Chris Wallace]

Ouch.

[The Navigator]

http://i75.photobucket.com/albums/i283/ghostofjealousy/l_9ac66ca8e7e1e07014bba3963953c617.jpg
PETER: What was I thinking, having sex with Amy Winehouse?!?

Ouch indeed.

http://i75.photobucket.com/albums/i283/ghostofjealousy/l_9ac66ca8e7e1e07014bba3963953c617.jpg

"You...made...me...DANCE!"

[Doctor Jones]

http://i75.photobucket.com/albums/i283/ghostofjealousy/l_9ac66ca8e7e1e07014bba3963953c617.jpg

After Peter's was in his prime in his disco days, and he realized it didn't suit him, the only way to get the suit off was to listen to today's current music. Can you argue with the results?

[Symbiote789]

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[Dr. Fate]

http://i75.photobucket.com/albums/i283/ghostofjealousy/l_9ac66ca8e7e1e07014bba3963953c617.jpg
PETER: What was I thinking, having sex with Amy Winehouse?!?
Mega-OUCH.

Thanks guys, good stuff all around.

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DOC OCK: "Gimme your lunch money!"

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DOC OCK: "For the last time, if you give me the idol, I'll give you the whip!"

[Doctor Jones]

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DOC OCK: "For the last time, if you give me the idol, I'll give you the whip!"[/quote]

Bwhahahahahaha! Brilliant! You should do one with Ock and a picture of Ford from KOTCS. Satipo's revenge!

[Doctor Jones]

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HAL SPARKS: Are Kirsten Dunst's breasts really that big?
SPIDER-MAN: Yup.
HAL SPARKS: Cool...

[Doctor Jones]

http://i186.photobucket.com/albums/x135/symbiote24/516f9856ce12c6398cad8e656eb796a7.gif

I just thought, this picture would make great captions to talk about pop culture and movies. Like the Batman/Superman one from JL.

[Spider-Kid]

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HaL Sparks: So, a Spider-Man 4... Pretty cool, huh?
Spider-Man: Not really. I have a Bad feeling it's gonna be another Bastard sequel like X-men 3, pIRATES OF THE cARRIBEAN 3, Spider-Man 3, I don't know...
Hal Sparks: Cool.

[ultimatefan]

Yeah, "ouch" is what I was going for...

Love the "idol for the whip" one and the "men´s room" ones.

[ultimatefan]

http://i186.photobucket.com/albums/x135/symbiote24/516f9856ce12c6398cad8e656eb796a7.gif
HAL: Huh, I know it´s not my business, but how the hell are you gonna do that without a ziper?
SPIDEY: Oh s***!!

[Doctor Jones]

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HAL:*looks over* Nice d!ck
SPIDEY: Thanks.
HAL: Where'd you get it?
SPIDEY: I made it.
HAL: Huh?!
SPIDEY: Are you talking about my outfit?
HAL: No.
SPIDEY: Oh... Thanks anyway though.

[Spider-ManHero12]

^^ Lol, brilliant!

[I Am The Knight]

http://i186.photobucket.com/albums/x135/symbiote24/516f9856ce12c6398cad8e656eb796a7.gif
HAL:*looks over* Nice d!ck
SPIDEY: Thanks.
HAL: Where'd you get it?
SPIDEY: I made it.
HAL: Huh?!
SPIDEY: Are you talking about my outfit?
HAL: No.
SPIDEY: Oh... Thanks anyway though.

LOL! :grin:

[Dr. Fate]

Hehehehe, lots of good stuff guys.

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HAL SPARKS: "Which Ninja Turtle is your favorite?"
SPIDER-MAN: "Leonardo."
HAL SPARKS: "Blasphemer!"

[Doctor Jones]

Thanks alot guys!

[Doctor Jones]

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HAL SPARKS: So, did you see The Dark Knight?
SPIDER-MAN: You bet your sweet ass I did! Remember when Joker was diguised himself as the nurse and told Harvey to take the law into his own hands? Can you freaking believe it? Two of the best Batman villains face to face being played brilliantly? And then, Joker walks away from the hospital! Oh, and when Rachel died. I told my girlfriend that I would see the Joker's trick a mile away. Oh, and then the goddamn pencil trick! The highlight of the film for me! I can go on and on. But the film is the best of the year. And I'm not just saying that because of its popularity. So how did you like it?
HAL SPARKS: I didn't see it yet.

[Silver Spider]

^Hahahaha. Doctor Jones

By the way, what's wrong with liking Leo, Dr. Fate?

[Dr. Fate]

^Hahahaha. Doctor Jones

By the way, what's wrong with liking Leo, Dr. Fate?
Nothing really, I just remember that when the TMNT boom was at its peak everyone was into Mikey or Raph, one of my friends in particular is a big Raph fan with an occasional tendency to put Leo down. I remember when I was younger during the TMNT phase I was into Mikey, nowadays I find I dig Leo more.

http://davidszondy.com/ephemeral/green-goblin01.jpg
GG: "I could have been a bad ass Joker and I want you to f***ing acknowledge it!"

[Dr. Fate]

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v43/spydernorbs/pmj.jpg
PETER: "Goodbye MJ! I'm gonna miss being married to you!"
MJ: "I'll miss you too, Pete!"

Couple of weeks later...

http://www.comiconart.com/images/AlexLei/June2006_SpidermanBlackCat_AL.JPG
SPIDER-MAN: "Oh yeah, Catwoman ain't got nothing on Felicia Hardy... and I do stress the HARD in Hardy."

[Spider-Kid]

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v43/spydernorbs/pmj.jpg
Peter Parker: Tobey Magwire could never have done this!
Mary Jane: Shut up and keep smooching!

[Dr. Fate]

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v43/spydernorbs/pmj.jpg
Peter Parker: Tobey Magwire could never have done this!
Mary Jane: Shut up and keep smooching!
Hehehe

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v43/spydernorbs/pmj.jpg
MJ: "Oh Tobey!"
PETER: "Oh Kisten!"

[ultimatefan]

Love the "nice dick" one and the "Tobey wouldn´t do it" one.

[ultimatefan]

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HAL SPARKS: What the hell...
SPIDER-MAN: I know, I know, it was a side effect of the spider bite that gave me powers. But you know what, chicks really dig it, they say it fits better or something.
HS: Really? Think I´d get a plastic surgeon to do it?
SM: Hmmm, maybe. But I gotta warn ya, peeing gets kinda painful.
HS: Oh. Forget it then, I have sex twice a week at best, but I pee a buncha times every day...

[Dr. Fate]

^^Hehehehehehe, that is so wrong.

http://i186.photobucket.com/albums/x135/symbiote24/516f9856ce12c6398cad8e656eb796a7.gif
HAL SPARKS: "So I hear Warner Brothers is gonna reboot the Superman franchise."
SPIDER-MAN: "Oh really?"
HAL: "Yeah, it's gonna be all dark & brooding like the Dark Knight, or so I hear."
SPIDER-MAN: "Meh. I really couldn't care less. I'm sick of getting nothing but Superman movies. Hell, I loved the Dark Knight as much as everyone else but I'm getting sick of Batman movies too, but I'm especially sick of Superman movies. Hasn't DC & WB figured out yet that Superman's just not the cash cow he once was? Why waste time on him when they have a whole army of DC heroes who can be strong franchises in their own right? Hell, I'm first to admit that we here at Marvel haven't always churned out quality products in our film ventures, but at least we've been offering much more variety than our DC rival. I'm much more excited for the much talked about Green Lantern and Green Arrow projects than I am for Superman. Hell, I'm still waiting for a Wonder Woman movie for God's sake. How long as Joel Silver been sitting on that, 20 years now? When even Hellboy & Watchmen have gotten movies? Just goes to show how truly pathetic the DC & WB people are."

[Spider-ManHero12]

^^ Hehehehee! :woot:

[DarkReflections]

http://i186.photobucket.com/albums/x135/symbiote24/516f9856ce12c6398cad8e656eb796a7.gif
HAL SPARKS: What the hell...
SPIDER-MAN: I know, I know, it was a side effect of the spider bite that gave me powers. But you know what, chicks really dig it, they say it fits better or something.
HS: Really? Think I´d get a plastic surgeon to do it?
SM: Hmmm, maybe. But I gotta warn ya, peeing gets kinda painful.
HS: Oh. Forget it then, I have sex twice a week at best, but I pee a buncha times every day...

roflmao

[Spider-ManHero12]

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v43/spydernorbs/pmj.jpg
PETER: "Goodbye MJ! I'm gonna miss being married to you!"
MJ: "I'll miss you too, Pete!"

Couple of weeks later...

http://www.comiconart.com/images/AlexLei/June2006_SpidermanBlackCat_AL.JPG
SPIDER-MAN: "Oh yeah, Catwoman ain't got nothing on Felicia Hardy... and I do stress the HARD in Hardy." HAHAHA! I can enver get enough of your captions, lol. :woot:

[Doctor Jones]

^^Hehehehehehe, that is so wrong.

http://i186.photobucket.com/albums/x135/symbiote24/516f9856ce12c6398cad8e656eb796a7.gif
HAL SPARKS: "So I hear Warner Brothers is gonna reboot the Superman franchise."
SPIDER-MAN: "Oh really?"
HAL: "Yeah, it's gonna be all dark & brooding like the Dark Knight, or so I hear."
SPIDER-MAN: "Meh. I really couldn't care less. I'm sick of getting nothing but Superman movies. Hell, I loved the Dark Knight as much as everyone else but I'm getting sick of Batman movies too, but I'm especially sick of Superman movies. Hasn't DC & WB figured out yet that Superman's just not the cash cow he once was? Why waste time on him when they have a whole army of DC heroes who can be strong franchises in their own right? Hell, I'm first to admit that we here at Marvel haven't always churned out quality products in our film ventures, but at least we've been offering much more variety than our DC rival. I'm much more excited for the much talked about Green Lantern and Green Arrow projects than I am for Superman. Hell, I'm still waiting for a Wonder Woman movie for God's sake. How long as Joel Silver been sitting on that, 20 years now? When even Hellboy & Watchmen have gotten movies? Just goes to show how truly pathetic the DC & WB people are."

Agreed. Though I don't see a WW movie happening anytime soon. Though I'm much more interested in Supermax. :up: Could be freaking sweet if done right. Though I will never get tired of Batman films. Can't wait for the next one. But after this trilogy, don't you think they should start doing adaptions? I mean, what can you do after Nolan?

[ultimatefan]

Thans Doc, darkreflections!

The "enough of Superman" rant is great!

[ultimatefan]

http://i186.photobucket.com/albums/x135/symbiote24/516f9856ce12c6398cad8e656eb796a7.gif
HAL SPARKS: Hey, how great was...
SPIDER-MAN: If I have to hear any more singing the praises of The Dark Knight, I swear to God you´ll leave this bathroom some inches "shorter" than you came in...
HAL SPARKS: Huuuuh... H-how great was Iron Man?
SPIDER-MAN: Awesome. Robert Downey Jr. is the best.

[The Navigator]

^^Hehehehehehe, that is so wrong.

http://i186.photobucket.com/albums/x135/symbiote24/516f9856ce12c6398cad8e656eb796a7.gif
HAL SPARKS: "So I hear Warner Brothers is gonna reboot the Superman franchise."
SPIDER-MAN: "Oh really?"
HAL: "Yeah, it's gonna be all dark & brooding like the Dark Knight, or so I hear."
SPIDER-MAN: "Meh. I really couldn't care less. I'm sick of getting nothing but Superman movies. Hell, I loved the Dark Knight as much as everyone else but I'm getting sick of Batman movies too, but I'm especially sick of Superman movies. Hasn't DC & WB figured out yet that Superman's just not the cash cow he once was? Why waste time on him when they have a whole army of DC heroes who can be strong franchises in their own right? Hell, I'm first to admit that we here at Marvel haven't always churned out quality products in our film ventures, but at least we've been offering much more variety than our DC rival. I'm much more excited for the much talked about Green Lantern and Green Arrow projects than I am for Superman. Hell, I'm still waiting for a Wonder Woman movie for God's sake. How long as Joel Silver been sitting on that, 20 years now? When even Hellboy & Watchmen have gotten movies? Just goes to show how truly pathetic the DC & WB people are."

QFT. :up:
Also like that "come out some inches shorter than you came in" one.

http://i186.photobucket.com/albums/x135/symbiote24/516f9856ce12c6398cad8e656eb796a7.gif

"Installing urinals in elevators--what'll they think of next?"

[ultimatefan]

^Thanks!

hehehehehehhe, don´t be surprised if that actually happens someday...

[ironman29758]

http://i186.photobucket.com/albums/x135/symbiote24/516f9856ce12c6398cad8e656eb796a7.gif
HAL SPARKS: Hey, how great was...
SPIDER-MAN: If I have to hear any more singing the praises of The Dark Knight, I swear to God you´ll leave this bathroom some inches "shorter" than you came in...
HAL SPARKS: Huuuuh... H-how great was Iron Man?
SPIDER-MAN: Awesome. Robert Downey Jr. is the best.

hahahahaha
http://i186.photobucket.com/albums/x135/symbiote24/516f9856ce12c6398cad8e656eb796a7.gif
HAL SPARKS: Spider-man 1-3 sucked Even Hulk was better!
SPIDER-MAN: One more word and I swear what you cqame in won't come out!
HAL SPARKS: I-i-i mean Spider-man w1-3 was way better than The Dark Knight and Iron Man combined
SPIDER-MAN: It better be.

[Dr. Fate]

http://i186.photobucket.com/albums/x135/symbiote24/516f9856ce12c6398cad8e656eb796a7.gif
HAL SPARKS: Hey, how great was...
SPIDER-MAN: If I have to hear any more singing the praises of The Dark Knight, I swear to God you´ll leave this bathroom some inches "shorter" than you came in...
HAL SPARKS: Huuuuh... H-how great was Iron Man?
SPIDER-MAN: Awesome. Robert Downey Jr. is the best.
Hehehehehe, this and the follow up were both great.

Thanks UF, Rabbit.
http://www.comiconart.com/images/AlexLei/June2006_SpidermanBlackCat_AL.JPG
BLACK CAT: "Talk dirty to me Spider, talk dirty to me."
SPIDER-MAN: "Uh... you need to give yourself a good licking?"

[ultimatefan]

^^Thanks!

hehehehehehehehehe, Spidey was never good on that kinda stuff....

[ultimatefan]

http://www.comiconart.com/images/AlexLei/June2006_SpidermanBlackCat_AL.JPG
SPIDER-MAN: You know, until now I had never realized you´re actually a perfectly original creation, just like Hawkeye and Quicksilver...

[Dr. Fate]

http://www.comiconart.com/images/AlexLei/June2006_SpidermanBlackCat_AL.JPG
SPIDER-MAN: You know, until now I had never realized you´re actually a perfectly original creation, just like Hawkeye and Quicksilver...
Hehehehehehehehehehe

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v43/spydernorbs/pmj.jpg
PETER PARKER: "Damn you Quesada! How could you take me away from a hot piece of ass like this?!"

[ultimatefan]

^Thanks!

hehehehehehehehe, that´s cruel indeed...

[kedrell]

http://i5.photobucket.com/albums/y154/molinafan/movie/152.jpg
Ock: "I'm sure you've heard about the goose that lays the golden eggs. But have you heard about the octopus that craps the golden mini-soccer balls?"

[ultimatefan]

^hhehehehehe

[ultimatefan]

http://www.comiconart.com/images/AlexLei/June2006_SpidermanBlackCat_AL.JPG
BLACK CAT: Got protection?
SPIDER-MAN: C´mon baby, it´s a spur of the moment thing!
BC: Remember what happened to the "spur of the moment thing" in Superman Returns?
SM: I´ll get it, I´ll get it!

[Dr. Fate]

http://www.comiconart.com/images/AlexLei/June2006_SpidermanBlackCat_AL.JPG
BLACK CAT: Got protection?
SPIDER-MAN: C´mon baby, it´s a spur of the moment thing!
BC: Remember what happened to the "spur of the moment thing" in Superman Returns?
SM: I´ll get it, I´ll get it!
Thanks and bwahahahahahahahahahahahaha! Brilliant!

http://www.comiconart.com/images/AlexLei/June2006_SpidermanBlackCat_AL.JPG
BLACK CAT: "By the way, I'm not wearing any underwear under this costume."
SPIDER-MAN: ":grin:You are the best cat themed femme fatale EVER:grin:."

[Dr. Fate]

http://i246.photobucket.com/albums/gg110/superherogeek/spidey2-9.jpg?t=1213753369
SPIDER-MAN [thinking]: "Think unsexy thoughts... think unsexy thoughts... think unsexy thoughts..."


http://i149.photobucket.com/albums/s79/PJBoySv/NaturevsNurture02.jpg
SPIDER-MAN: "The things I gotta do just to get back into the Thanksgiving Day Parades..."

[kedrell]

Nothing really, I just remember that when the TMNT boom was at its peak everyone was into Mikey or Raph, one of my friends in particular is a big Raph fan with an occasional tendency to put Leo down. I remember when I was younger during the TMNT phase I was into Mikey, nowadays I find I dig Leo more.

Eh, Donatello gets no love.

[Spider-Kid]

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v43/spydernorbs/pmj.jpg
Peter Parker: Tobey Magwire could never have done this!
Mary Jane: Shut up and keep smooching!
http://www.allbestwallpapers.com/wallpaper/movie/image/spider-man_2,_2004,_tobey_maguire,_kirsten_dunst.jpg
Kirsten: How come you never kiss me like that?
Tobey: Don't push your luck.

[Spider-Kid]

http://i116.photobucket.com/albums/o30/actionjacksonj/venom-angry.jpg
Venom: Stupid fanboys for thinking that Topher Grace Venom is better than this sexy costume of me!!!!

[3dman27]

http://i246.photobucket.com/albums/gg110/superherogeek/spidey2-9.jpg?t=1213753369
SPIDER-MAN [thinking]: "Think unsexy thoughts... think unsexy thoughts... think unsexy thoughts..."


http://i149.photobucket.com/albums/s79/PJBoySv/NaturevsNurture02.jpg
SPIDER-MAN: "The things I gotta do just to get back into the Thanksgiving Day Parades..."

walternewell will love this one

[ultimatefan]

Thanks, Doc!

Love the thanksgiving parade one and the follow up to the kiss one!

[ultimatefan]

http://i149.photobucket.com/albums/s79/PJBoySv/NaturevsNurture02.jpg
SPIDER-MAN: Damn, they used to have much higher standards for supervillain team-ups...

[Dr. Fate]

Eh, Donatello gets no love.
Hey, I'm cool with Don too.

http://i165.photobucket.com/albums/u52/kward71193/ScreenShot414.jpg
TOPHER GRACE: "Oh yeah, I'm the Man. I'm not just a man, I'm *the* Man. Because I played Venom. Oh yeah, I was so cool as Venom, I was so bad ass as Venom, I owned Venom, I rocked as Venom, I was born to play Venom, I was so perfect for Venom, I was the single greatest casting choice ever for a super-villain role, I was so utterly perfect that I put Jack Nicholson's Joker to shame. Hell, I put Ian McKellan's Magneto to shame, and I put Willem Dafoe's Green Goblin to shame, and I put Liam Neeson's Ra's Al Guhl to shame, and Alfred Molina's Dr. Octopus was also put to shame by my spectacular tour de force portrayal of mighty Venom. Oh yes, I Am Mighty. Mighty and strong and powerful. I'm the new epitome of all that is virile and masculine in this world. All previous actors to embody what is masculine and virile are nothing compared to me, your John Waynes, your Charlton Hestons, your Sean Connerys, your Harrison Fords, your Arnold Schwarzeneggers, they're nothing compared to me. Oh yeah, not even Russell Crowe and Hugh Jackman and Gerard Butler can't measure up to me. I own all their sorry asses. I pawn their sorry asses. I am the Ultimate Bad-Ass! I'm the King of the World! I'm going to be the next Brad Pitt level star in Hollywood! I was the real reason everyone came to see this movie! I'm the reason #3 was a mega-hit all over the world! I'm a big time charismatic movie star now! I-"

http://i177.photobucket.com/albums/w206/blk_spidey/Image0929-0102JETIX.jpg?t=1191017002
SPIDER-MAN: "Shut up you effeminate day-dreamer!" [starts banging the rods]
TOPHER GRACE: "Ow! My ears! My very, very sensitive ears! Stop it, please stop it! I beg of you good sir, have mercy upon me!"
SPIDER-MAN: "Wuss."

[ultimatefan]

^heheheheheheheheehehe

[ultimatefan]

http://www.allbestwallpapers.com/wallpaper/movie/image/spider-man_2,_2004,_tobey_maguire,_kirsten_dunst.jpg
SPIDEY: Why the hell are you staring at Doc Ock with that sexy look on your face?
MJ: Huuuuh... N-no reason...

[Spider-Kid]

Hey, I'm cool with Don too.

http://i165.photobucket.com/albums/u52/kward71193/ScreenShot414.jpg
TOPHER GRACE: "Oh yeah, I'm the Man. I'm not just a man, I'm *the* Man. Because I played Venom. Oh yeah, I was so cool as Venom, I was so bad ass as Venom, I owned Venom, I rocked as Venom, I was born to play Venom, I was so perfect for Venom, I was the single greatest casting choice ever for a super-villain role, I was so utterly perfect that I put Jack Nicholson's Joker to shame. Hell, I put Ian McKellan's Magneto to shame, and I put Willem Dafoe's Green Goblin to shame, and I put Liam Neeson's Ra's Al Guhl to shame, and Alfred Molina's Dr. Octopus was also put to shame by my spectacular tour de force portrayal of mighty Venom. Oh yes, I Am Mighty. Mighty and strong and powerful. I'm the new epitome of all that is virile and masculine in this world. All previous actors to embody what is masculine and virile are nothing compared to me, your John Waynes, your Charlton Hestons, your Sean Connerys, your Harrison Fords, your Arnold Schwarzeneggers, they're nothing compared to me. Oh yeah, not even Russell Crowe and Hugh Jackman and Gerard Butler can't measure up to me. I own all their sorry asses. I pawn their sorry asses. I am the Ultimate Bad-Ass! I'm the King of the World! I'm going to be the next Brad Pitt level star in Hollywood! I was the real reason everyone came to see this movie! I'm the reason #3 was a mega-hit all over the world! I'm a big time charismatic movie star now! I-"

http://i177.photobucket.com/albums/w206/blk_spidey/Image0929-0102JETIX.jpg?t=1191017002
SPIDER-MAN: "Shut up you effeminate day-dreamer!" [starts banging the rods]
TOPHER GRACE: "Ow! My ears! My very, very sensitive ears! Stop it, please stop it! I beg of you good sir, have mercy upon me!"
SPIDER-MAN: "Wuss."
Bwahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha fantastic!!!!!!


http://i177.photobucket.com/albums/w206/blk_spidey/Image0929-0102JETIX.jpg?t=1191017002
Spider-Man: Where are you going?
Venom:I am just leaving.
Spider-Man: But where?
Venom: I have to return Iron Man the movie.
Spider-Man: Oh no you don't...

[The Navigator]

http://www.allbestwallpapers.com/wallpaper/movie/image/spider-man_2,_2004,_tobey_maguire,_kirsten_dunst.jpg
SPIDEY: Why the hell are you staring at Doc Ock with that sexy look on your face?
MJ: Huuuuh... N-no reason...

Hehe

[Spider-Kid]

http://colossus.mu.nu/Venom.gif
Venom: Bwahahahaha, As soon as I reserve my copy of The Dark Knight first, All citizen's shall bow down to me!
file:///C:/Users/Roisin/AppData/Local/Temp/moz-screenshot-10.jpghttp://blog.wired.com/photos/uncategorized/2008/05/06/ironman.jpg
Iron Man: Um... If it's sold out Iron man is still in stock...


http://colossus.mu.nu/Venom.gif
Venom: That's so.... Retro!!!!

http://blog.wired.com/photos/uncategorized/2008/05/06/ironman.jpg
Iron Man: But it came out a few weeks ago!!!!!!!!

http://colossus.mu.nu/Venom.gif
Venom: Retard, stop living in the past. Or is it that you can't live up to the awesomness of the dark knight?
http://blog.wired.com/photos/uncategorized/2008/05/06/ironman.jpg
Iron Man: Im ignoring you....
http://colossus.mu.nu/Venom.gif
Venom: Yeah, thats what I thought you said. Moron.

[Dr. Fate]

Thanks guys and hehehehe to all!
http://blog.wired.com/photos/uncategorized/2008/05/06/ironman.jpg
IRON MAN: "For the last time you're not getting my copy of the Dark Knight."

http://colossus.mu.nu/Venom.gif
VENOM: "Jerk!!!"

[BlueLightning]

http://colossus.mu.nu/Venom.gif
Venom: Bwahahahaha, As soon as I reserve my copy of The Dark Knight first, All citizen's shall bow down to me!
file:///C:/Users/Roisin/AppData/Local/Temp/moz-screenshot-10.jpghttp://blog.wired.com/photos/uncategorized/2008/05/06/ironman.jpg
Iron Man: Um... If it's sold out Iron man is still in stock...


http://colossus.mu.nu/Venom.gif
Venom: That's so.... Retro!!!!

http://blog.wired.com/photos/uncategorized/2008/05/06/ironman.jpg
Iron Man: But it came out a few weeks ago!!!!!!!!

http://colossus.mu.nu/Venom.gif
Venom: Retard, stop living in the past. Or is it that you can't live up to the awesomness of the dark knight?
http://blog.wired.com/photos/uncategorized/2008/05/06/ironman.jpg
Iron Man: Im ignoring you....
http://colossus.mu.nu/Venom.gif
Venom: Yeah, thats what I thought you said. Moron.
At least give credit to Itsjustsomerandomguy!

[Spider-Kid]

At least give credit to Itsjustsomerandomguy!


yeah, credit goes to itsjustsomerandomguy!

[ultimatefan]

Thanks, Rabbit!

[Dr. Fate]

http://www.comiconart.com/images/AlexLei/June2006_SpidermanBlackCat_AL.JPG
BLACK CAT: "Is that a cobweb in your pocket or are you just happy to see me?"
SPIDER-MAN: "Little bit of both."

[ultimatefan]

^hehehe, cobweb...

[ultimatefan]

http://www.comiconart.com/images/AlexLei/June2006_SpidermanBlackCat_AL.JPG
SPIDER-MAN: Eat your heart out, Tobey Maguire!

[Doctor Jones]

http://i165.photobucket.com/albums/u52/kward71193/ScreenShot414.jpg
VENOM: I like this job. I like it!

[Dr. Fate]

http://i182.photobucket.com/albums/x9/vandar_photo/Hulk_Redraw.jpg
HULK: "No more takin' falls or bouncin' off the walls! You got no gun, I'm havin' fun, I'm kickin' you in the balls!"

[ultimatefan]

Thanks, Doc!