Spider-Man Caption Thread.

[ultimatefan]

Holy crap, you boink a friend? In Brazil guys and girls who are just friends boink eachother? :huh: Here, that would be very awkward.

It can be awkward here too, but neither of us want commitment right now - I once did try to date her, but she´s too complicated and high-maintenance. I know you do have the concept of "friends with benefits" in US.

[Superman Prime]

http://i382.photobucket.com/albums/oo261/8-2-B-4-9-5/07.jpg

BLACK CAT: "Are you grabbing my ass?"

[kedrell]

http://i382.photobucket.com/albums/oo261/8-2-B-4-9-5/24PickMeUp.jpg

Spider-Man: "You weigh a little more than a hundred and eight."
Black Cat: "Oh really!!:cmad:"

[kedrell]

http://i382.photobucket.com/albums/oo261/8-2-B-4-9-5/24PickMeUp.jpg

Spider-Man: "I never understood the prevalence of so-called 'Domino' masks for superheroes OR villains. They really don't protect you identity any better than Superman's glasses, which are quite a joke. And especially when most of us can be pretty well identified by body type alone. I mean take YOU for example; I'd recognize you by your rockin' bod even if you were wearing a large grocery bag over your head."

[Superman Prime]

http://i382.photobucket.com/albums/oo261/8-2-B-4-9-5/24PickMeUp.jpg

SPIDER-MAN: "Now that you've been swept off your feet, are you ready to go head over heels?"

[Doctor Jones]

It can be awkward here too, but neither of us want commitment right now - I once did try to date her, but she´s too complicated and high-maintenance. I know you do have the concept of "friends with benefits" in US.

All I can think of is when you have a girl that's a friend and you haven't had sex in a long time, she's always good for it. Like Seinfeld. :woot:

[Superman Prime]

Recreational sex with a friend is okay. As long as neither of you are already in a relationship, and as long as you use protection. You always have to be thinking about the possible consequences of things like that. Like getting her pregnant when she really isn't ready, which might put a damper on her life... even if she gets an abortion to take care of the "problem." I'm pro-life for many reasons... one being (and hardcore liberals need to consider this), the psychological trauma a woman experiences before, during, or even long after an abortion.

So always use protection unless you're both serious about having a committed relationship, and feel yourselves responsible and financially strong enough to have a child.

[ultimatefan]

http://i382.photobucket.com/albums/oo261/8-2-B-4-9-5/24PickMeUp.jpg
SPIDER-MAN: You weight a little more than 108 pounds.
BLACK CAT: Really?

[Superman Prime]

^ Kedrell is about to send a cease and disist! :oldrazz:

[Superman Prime]

http://i382.photobucket.com/albums/oo261/8-2-B-4-9-5/24PickMeUp.jpg

SPIDER-MAN: "As Chef would say, I'm going to lay you down by the fire."

[Panthro]

http://i382.photobucket.com/albums/oo261/8-2-B-4-9-5/24PickMeUp.jpg

Spider-Man: "You weigh a little more than a hundred and eight."
Black Cat: "Oh really!!:cmad:"
Bwahahahahahaha, that quote always wins.

[Panthro]

http://i382.photobucket.com/albums/oo261/8-2-B-4-9-5/24PickMeUp.jpg

Spider-Man: "I never understood the prevalence of so-called 'Domino' masks for superheroes OR villains. They really don't protect you identity any better than Superman's glasses, which are quite a joke. And especially when most of us can be pretty well identified by body type alone. I mean take YOU for example; I'd recognize you by your rockin' bod even if you were wearing a large grocery bag over your head."
Bwahahahahahaha, good point ked!

[ultimatefan]

Thanks Panthro and yeah, domino masks kinds suck if you think about it - don´t even get me started on Clark´s glasses...

[Panthro]

Thanks Panthro and yeah, domino masks kinds suck if you think about it - don´t even get me started on Clark´s glasses...
Kind of makes ya wish you could go back in time & do away with all the domino mask crap, doesn't it? :cwink:

http://i382.photobucket.com/albums/oo261/8-2-B-4-9-5/10AngryBlackCat.jpg
BLACK CAT: "Raimi, I swear to God, if I'm not in the next movie, I will go totally medieval on your ass!"

[Superman Prime]

^ I hope she's in the next movie.

[Superman Prime]

http://i382.photobucket.com/albums/oo261/8-2-B-4-9-5/24PickMeUp.jpg

BLACK CAT: "You've got me, but whose got you?"

[ultimatefan]

^hehehehehehe, cool Superman reference.

[ultimatefan]

http://i382.photobucket.com/albums/oo261/8-2-B-4-9-5/24PickMeUp.jpg
SPIDER-MAN: It´s the webswinging, isn´t it? Chicks dig the webswinging!

[3dman27]

http://i382.photobucket.com/albums/oo261/8-2-B-4-9-5/24PickMeUp.jpg
SPIDER-MAN: You weight a little more than 108 pounds.
BLACK CAT: Really?

spidey it must be the body armor sown tino your uniform thats increasing your weight

[Doctor Jones]

Recreational sex with a friend is okay. As long as neither of you are already in a relationship, and as long as you use protection. You always have to be thinking about the possible consequences of things like that. Like getting her pregnant when she really isn't ready, which might put a damper on her life... even if she gets an abortion to take care of the "problem." I'm pro-life for many reasons... one being (and hardcore liberals need to consider this), the psychological trauma a woman experiences before, during, or even long after an abortion.

So always use protection unless you're both serious about having a committed relationship, and feel yourselves responsible and financially strong enough to have a child.

That and it would be very awkward. Your firend you've known for a long time and you have sex with her?

[Doctor Jones]

http://i382.photobucket.com/albums/oo261/8-2-B-4-9-5/24PickMeUp.jpg
SPIDER-MAN: Dammit, Felicia, it's only a mouse.

[Superman Prime]

^ Heheheheheheh.

[Superman Prime]

http://i382.photobucket.com/albums/oo261/8-2-B-4-9-5/24PickMeUp.jpg

SPIDER-MAN: "Did your love for me turn your hair white?"

[ultimatefan]

That and it would be very awkward. Your firend you've known for a long time and you have sex with her?

Actually in that case, we dated before we decided to be friends, so it´s not like I knew her for a long time before having sex with her.

[kedrell]

http://i382.photobucket.com/albums/oo261/8-2-B-4-9-5/24PickMeUp.jpg

SPIDER-MAN: "Hey, where's the cream-filling?"
Black Cat: "Oh honey, I'm not like a pastry. I'm more like a Tootsie Pop."
Spider-Man: "So all I need to do is give enough licks to get to the center AND THEN I get my cream-filling."
Black Cat: "Uh, sort of...:cwink:"

[Superman Prime]

http://i382.photobucket.com/albums/oo261/8-2-B-4-9-5/24PickMeUp.jpg

SPIDER-MAN: "I always prayed a beautiful girl would fall from the sky and into my arms."

[The Navigator]

http://i382.photobucket.com/albums/oo261/8-2-B-4-9-5/24PickMeUp.jpg

SPIDEY: So, uh....you wanna boink?
CAT: What do you think this is, Brazil?



...sorry, ult. ;)

[Spider-Kid]

http://i382.photobucket.com/albums/oo261/8-2-B-4-9-5/24PickMeUp.jpg
Spider-Man: Stoppit, whad do you think this is, a Cartoon?
Black Cat: Yeah. I never realized that when it actually was.
Spider-Man: Well GTFO me.

[Superman Prime]

http://i382.photobucket.com/albums/oo261/8-2-B-4-9-5/24PickMeUp.jpg

SPIDER-MAN: "My name's Buck, and I'm here to f---"

BLACK CAT: "Don't cuss! This is a kids' show."

[kedrell]

http://i382.photobucket.com/albums/oo261/8-2-B-4-9-5/24PickMeUp.jpg

Black Cat: "Stop undressing me with your eyes!!"
Spidey: "Then stop looking through my Oakley's."

[Superman Prime]

http://i382.photobucket.com/albums/oo261/8-2-B-4-9-5/24PickMeUp.jpg

SPIDER-MAN: "Hey, I'm Spider-Man. Wanna go out on a date?"

BLACK CAT: "Put me down!"

SPIDER-MAN: "Is that a yes?"

[Doctor Jones]

Actually in that case, we dated before we decided to be friends, so it´s not like I knew her for a long time before having sex with her.

Ok. Major props for getting laid, buddy. :woot:

[Panthro]

http://i382.photobucket.com/albums/oo261/8-2-B-4-9-5/24PickMeUp.jpg

SPIDER-MAN: "My name's Buck, and I'm here to f---"

BLACK CAT: "Don't cuss! This is a kids' show."
Hehehehehehe

[Panthro]

http://i382.photobucket.com/albums/oo261/8-2-B-4-9-5/24PickMeUp.jpg
SPIDER-MAN: Dammit, Felicia, it's only a mouse.
Bwahahahahahaha

[Panthro]

http://i382.photobucket.com/albums/oo261/8-2-B-4-9-5/24PickMeUp.jpg
SPIDER-MAN: It´s the webswinging, isn´t it? Chicks dig the webswinging!
Coming Next Summer: Spider-Man Forever! :cwink:

[Panthro]

http://i382.photobucket.com/albums/oo261/8-2-B-4-9-5/24PickMeUp.jpg

SPIDER-MAN: "Hey, where's the cream-filling?"
Black Cat: "Oh honey, I'm not like a pastry. I'm more like a Tootsie Pop."
Spider-Man: "So all I need to do is give enough licks to get to the center AND THEN I get my cream-filling."
Black Cat: "Uh, sort of...:cwink:"
Bwahahahahahahahaha, Spidey wants "candy".:clown:

[Panthro]

http://i382.photobucket.com/albums/oo261/8-2-B-4-9-5/24PickMeUp.jpg

SPIDER-MAN: "I always prayed a beautiful girl would fall from the sky and into my arms."
Hehehehe, ah every man's dream at one point or another.

[Panthro]

http://i382.photobucket.com/albums/oo261/8-2-B-4-9-5/24PickMeUp.jpg
BLACK CAT: "Take me Spidey! Take me NOW!!!"
SPIDER-MAN: "Where? I'm low on gas & you need a jacket."

[Panthro]

http://i382.photobucket.com/albums/oo261/8-2-B-4-9-5/24PickMeUp.jpg
SPIDER-MAN: "Felicia, don't get your panties in a twist."
BLACK CAT: "But I'm not wearing any panties!" [pause] "Oh no...:o:csad:"
SPIDER-MAN: "This is suddenly the best day of my life."

[Panthro]

http://i382.photobucket.com/albums/oo261/8-2-B-4-9-5/24PickMeUp.jpg

Black Cat: "Stop undressing me with your eyes!!"
Spidey: "Then stop looking through my Oakley's."
Bwahahahaha

[Panthro]

http://i382.photobucket.com/albums/oo261/8-2-B-4-9-5/24PickMeUp.jpg
SPIDER-MAN: "There's no way that YOU of all people could possibly be a virgin - you're 25 years old and you're smokin' hot! The human race would never allow a woman as hot as you to remain a virgin into your mid-20s!"

[LostMind]

http://i382.photobucket.com/albums/oo261/8-2-B-4-9-5/24PickMeUp.jpg

Spiderman: " I am going make to sweet love to you baby."

Black Cat: "Chef"

[Doctor Jones]

Thanks Panthro.

[Panthro]

http://i382.photobucket.com/albums/oo261/8-2-B-4-9-5/27GiveUsYourBooze.jpg
SPIDER-MAN: "Where's my blimp been for the last god knows how many Thanksgivings?!"
IRON MAN: "Forget his blimp, how come I ain't got no blimp?"

[bored]

http://i382.photobucket.com/albums/oo261/8-2-B-4-9-5/27GiveUsYourBooze.jpg

Spider-Man: We don't like your kind, boy.
Iron Man: You want to fit in here, you've got to have a fey, colorful costume and a painfully obvious code-name.
The Lizard: All I have issss a sssskin condition inssstead of a cossstume, but they let me in becausssse of the sheer obviousssnesss of my name, and this annoying lissssp I sssspeak with. They actually pay me to do that.

[bored]

http://i382.photobucket.com/albums/oo261/8-2-B-4-9-5/24PickMeUp.jpg

Black Cat: Oh thank God you came. I thought I was going to die. Oh, you're such a hero Dar- OH HOLY **** YOU'RE NOT DAREDEVIL!

Spider-Man: Hehehe, yeeeaahhhhh! Mmmmm, baby, you got mah spider sense tingling, yo.

[Doctor Jones]

http://i382.photobucket.com/albums/oo261/8-2-B-4-9-5/27GiveUsYourBooze.jpg
SPIDER-MAN: Did you just cut in front of us for The Dark Knight DVD's?

[Doctor Jones]

http://i382.photobucket.com/albums/oo261/8-2-B-4-9-5/27GiveUsYourBooze.jpg
SPIDER-MAN: We frown at you Joel Shumacher!

[3dman27]

http://i382.photobucket.com/albums/oo261/8-2-B-4-9-5/27GiveUsYourBooze.jpg
SPIDER-MAN: "Where's my blimp been for the last god knows how many Thanksgivings?!"
IRON MAN: "Forget his blimp, how come I ain't got no blimp?"

spidey "maybe you'drather have a parade float shellhead"
i.m."now that you mention it that DOES sound better"

[LostMind]

http://i382.photobucket.com/albums/oo261/8-2-B-4-9-5/27GiveUsYourBooze.jpg

Spiderman: Hey,kids! Can you figure out which one of us is not leaning in the same direction?

[Panthro]

http://i382.photobucket.com/albums/oo261/8-2-B-4-9-5/27GiveUsYourBooze.jpg

Spiderman: Hey,kids! Can you figure out which one of us is not leaning in the same direction?
Hehehehehehe

[Panthro]

http://i382.photobucket.com/albums/oo261/8-2-B-4-9-5/27GiveUsYourBooze.jpg

Spider-Man: We don't like your kind, boy.
Iron Man: You want to fit in here, you've got to have a fey, colorful costume and a painfully obvious code-name.
The Lizard: All I have issss a sssskin condition inssstead of a cossstume, but they let me in becausssse of the sheer obviousssnesss of my name, and this annoying lissssp I sssspeak with. They actually pay me to do that.
Hehehehehehe

[Panthro]

http://i382.photobucket.com/albums/oo261/8-2-B-4-9-5/27GiveUsYourBooze.jpg
SPIDER-MAN: We frown at you Joel Shumacher!
Hehehe, the curse of his two Batman misadventures still haunts Joel all these years later.

[Panthro]

http://i382.photobucket.com/albums/oo261/8-2-B-4-9-5/24PickMeUp.jpg

Black Cat: Oh thank God you came. I thought I was going to die. Oh, you're such a hero Dar- OH HOLY **** YOU'RE NOT DAREDEVIL!

Spider-Man: Hehehe, yeeeaahhhhh! Mmmmm, baby, you got mah spider sense tingling, yo.
Bwahahahahahaha

http://i382.photobucket.com/albums/oo261/8-2-B-4-9-5/17-1.jpg
BLACK CAT: "Damn it, if the Kingpin's not the one who stole my panties, then who is?!"

http://i382.photobucket.com/albums/oo261/8-2-B-4-9-5/17-1.jpg
BLACK CAT: "Great, with my luck a bunch of perverts are probably staring at my ass from down there..."

http://i382.photobucket.com/albums/oo261/8-2-B-4-9-5/17-1.jpg
BLACK CAT: "Oh crap, the lower mid half of my costume just ripped wide open with me in this very compromising position!"

http://i382.photobucket.com/albums/oo261/8-2-B-4-9-5/17-1.jpg
BLACK CAT: "What the- did the Invisible Man just cop a feel on me?! How'd he even get up here?"

[Doctor Jones]

Hehehe, the curse of his two Batman misadventures still haunts Joel all these years later.

It always will indeed.

[ultimatefan]

Love the group ones, especiall the costume/painfully obvious code name one!

[ultimatefan]

http://i382.photobucket.com/albums/oo261/8-2-B-4-9-5/27GiveUsYourBooze.jpg
SPIDER-MAN: We´re the knights who say ni!
ALL TOGETHER: Ni! Ni! Ni! Ni!

[3dman27]

http://i382.photobucket.com/albums/oo261/8-2-B-4-9-5/27GiveUsYourBooze.jpg

!
spider-man "sorry hancock we can't let you team up with us you aren't in our contiuity"
hancock"not even if i help you defeat joey q?"
spidey what are we WAITNG for? SPIDER FRIENDS GO FOR IT"

[Spider-Kid]

edit

[Spider-Kid]

http://i382.photobucket.com/albums/oo261/8-2-B-4-9-5/27GiveUsYourBooze.jpg
Spider-Man: Is he OK?

http://i382.photobucket.com/albums/oo261/8-2-B-4-9-5/aaaaawz4.jpg
bATMAN: Its official that Topher Grace is cool!!!

http://i382.photobucket.com/albums/oo261/8-2-B-4-9-5/27GiveUsYourBooze.jpg
Spider-Man: Nope. I don't think so.

[kedrell]

http://i382.photobucket.com/albums/oo261/8-2-B-4-9-5/17-1.jpg
BLACK CAT: "I'm not bad....I'm just drawn that way."

[Spider-Kid]

Heh ^

[The Navigator]

http://i382.photobucket.com/albums/oo261/8-2-B-4-9-5/27GiveUsYourBooze.jpg

SPIDEY: Suck in the guts, guys, we're the Ghostbusters. *inhale*

[LostMind]

http://i382.photobucket.com/albums/oo261/8-2-B-4-9-5/17-1.jpg
BLACK CAT: "Who puts a drawbridge on a skyscaper?"

[Superman Prime]

Cool World reference was good.

http://i382.photobucket.com/albums/oo261/8-2-B-4-9-5/27GiveUsYourBooze.jpg

IRON MAN: "I get to be Raphael."

[Superman Prime]

Cool World reference was good.

http://i382.photobucket.com/albums/oo261/8-2-B-4-9-5/27GiveUsYourBooze.jpg

IRON MAN: "I get to be Raphael."

[kedrell]

http://i382.photobucket.com/albums/oo261/8-2-B-4-9-5/10AngryBlackCat.jpg
BLACK CAT: "You know...the whole color-clashing, purple fanny pack thing is not gonna help my bad-ass, uber-babe image at all!!"

[kedrell]

http://i382.photobucket.com/albums/oo261/8-2-B-4-9-5/07.jpg

Cat: "Pete...Why did you kiss my ear?"
Spidey: "Why are you holding my hand?"
Cat: "Where's your other hand?"
Spidey: "Between two pillows..."
Cat: "Those aren't pillows!":cmad:

[Panthro]

http://i382.photobucket.com/albums/oo261/8-2-B-4-9-5/07.jpg

Cat: "Pete...Why did you kiss my ear?"
Spidey: "Why are you holding my hand?"
Cat: "Where's your other hand?"
Spidey: "Between two pillows..."
Cat: "Those aren't pillows!":cmad:
Bwahahahahaha, Trains, Planes, & Autmobiles!:lmao:

[Panthro]

http://i382.photobucket.com/albums/oo261/8-2-B-4-9-5/10AngryBlackCat.jpg
BLACK CAT: "You know...the whole color-clashing, purple fanny pack thing is not gonna help my bad-ass, uber-babe image at all!!"
Hehehehe, not at all.:hehe:

[Panthro]

Cool World reference was good.

http://i382.photobucket.com/albums/oo261/8-2-B-4-9-5/27GiveUsYourBooze.jpg

IRON MAN: "I get to be Raphael."
Hehehehehe

[Panthro]

http://i382.photobucket.com/albums/oo261/8-2-B-4-9-5/27GiveUsYourBooze.jpg

SPIDEY: Suck in the guts, guys, we're the Ghostbusters. *inhale*
Ah, Ghostbusters. You cna never go wrong with Ghostbusters.:grin:

[Panthro]

http://i382.photobucket.com/albums/oo261/8-2-B-4-9-5/27GiveUsYourBooze.jpg
Spider-Man: Is he OK?

http://i382.photobucket.com/albums/oo261/8-2-B-4-9-5/aaaaawz4.jpg
bATMAN: Its official that Topher Grace is cool!!!

http://i382.photobucket.com/albums/oo261/8-2-B-4-9-5/27GiveUsYourBooze.jpg
Spider-Man: Nope. I don't think so.
Bwahahahahahahahaha! Bahahahahahahahahaha! Ahahahahahahaha! Brilliant!:hehe::lmao:

[Panthro]

spider-man "sorry hancock we can't let you team up with us you aren't in our contiuity"
hancock"not even if i help you defeat joey q?"
spidey what are we WAITNG for? SPIDER FRIENDS GO FOR IT"
Hahahahahahaha

[Panthro]

http://i382.photobucket.com/albums/oo261/8-2-B-4-9-5/27GiveUsYourBooze.jpg
SPIDER-MAN: We´re the knights who say ni!
ALL TOGETHER: Ni! Ni! Ni! Ni!
Bwahahahaha! Ah you can never go wrong with that quote.

[Panthro]

http://i382.photobucket.com/albums/oo261/8-2-B-4-9-5/27GiveUsYourBooze.jpg
SPIDER-MAN: "A new day is dawning, the day of the Fantastic Four!"

http://i382.photobucket.com/albums/oo261/8-2-B-4-9-5/MrFantasticTellsSpider-ManToShutThe.jpg
MR. FANTASTIC: "Dude, you are so not the Fantastic Four!"

[Panthro]

http://i382.photobucket.com/albums/oo261/8-2-B-4-9-5/27GiveUsYourBooze.jpg
SPIDER-MAN: "I had never done a crazy thing in my life before that night. Why is it when one man kills another man in the heat of battle it's called heroic, but when a man kills another man in the heat of passion, it's called murder?!"

http://i382.photobucket.com/albums/oo261/8-2-B-4-9-5/MrFantasticTellsSpider-ManToShutThe.jpg
MR. FANTASTIC: "Whoa! What do you think you're doing?! Only me and Garth/Ben get to talk to the camera!"

[Panthro]

http://i382.photobucket.com/albums/oo261/8-2-B-4-9-5/MrFantasticTellsSpider-ManToShutThe.jpg
SPIDER-MAN: "Get out of my caption thread!"
MR. FANTASTIC [Cockney accent]: "Nevah!"

[Superman Prime]

http://i382.photobucket.com/albums/oo261/8-2-B-4-9-5/MrFantasticTellsSpider-ManToShutThe.jpg

MR. FANTASTIC: "My two films were better than all yours put together!"

SPIDER-MAN: "That's a bit of a stretch. But I guess you're good at that."

[Spider-Kid]

Bwahahahahahahahaha! Bahahahahahahahahaha! Ahahahahahahaha! Brilliant!:hehe::lmao:

Finally, I have my touch back. :)


Yours was funny too, Panthro. Same to you, 3dman.

[ultimatefan]

Thanks, Panthro! Love the "out of my thread!" one and the Ghostbusters quote too!

[ultimatefan]

http://i382.photobucket.com/albums/oo261/8-2-B-4-9-5/MrFantasticTellsSpider-ManToShutThe.jpg
MR. FANTASTIC: Bash my movies all you like, you still wish you could bang Jessica Alba!
SPIDER-MAN: True, but I´d never wish to have to act in a scene with her.
MR. F: Crap, he got me there...

[ultimatefan]

http://i382.photobucket.com/albums/oo261/8-2-B-4-9-5/27GiveUsYourBooze.jpg
SPIDER-MAN: Please Iron Man, put on the Granov suit or the movie suit, you´re embarrassing us!
IRON MAN: Oh, sorry.

[Spider-Kid]

http://i382.photobucket.com/albums/oo261/8-2-B-4-9-5/27GiveUsYourBooze.jpg
Spider-man: Damnit, Where the **** is wally, I have been searching for 1 straight hour, damnit!

[Spider-Kid]

http://i382.photobucket.com/albums/oo261/8-2-B-4-9-5/MrFantasticTellsSpider-ManToShutThe.jpg
Reed Richards: Grrrrraaaaaa, Stop mistaking me for James Woods damnit!!

[LostMind]

http://i382.photobucket.com/albums/oo261/8-2-B-4-9-5/MrFantasticTellsSpider-ManToShutThe.jpg
Spiderman: "So you stretch?"
Reed: "Yes."
Spiderman: "Any part of your body?"
Reed: "Yes."
Spiderman: "Wow. That explains why Sue never left you after all the stuff
you pulled and the neglect."
Reed::cmad:

[Panthro]

http://i382.photobucket.com/albums/oo261/8-2-B-4-9-5/MrFantasticTellsSpider-ManToShutThe.jpg
Spiderman: "So you stretch?"
Reed: "Yes."
Spiderman: "Any part of your body?"
Reed: "Yes."
Spiderman: "Wow. That explains why Sue never left you after all the stuff
you pulled and the neglect."
Reed::cmad:
hehehehehehehehehe:hehe::lmao:

[Panthro]

http://i382.photobucket.com/albums/oo261/8-2-B-4-9-5/MrFantasticTellsSpider-ManToShutThe.jpg
MR. FANTASTIC: Bash my movies all you like, you still wish you could bang Jessica Alba!
SPIDER-MAN: True, but I´d never wish to have to act in a scene with her.
MR. F: Crap, he got me there...
:lmao::lmao::lmao:

I wouldn't bang her or act in a scene wit her. There's not enough money in the world for that.

[Panthro]

http://i382.photobucket.com/albums/oo261/8-2-B-4-9-5/MrFantasticTellsSpider-ManToShutThe.jpg
Reed Richards: Grrrrraaaaaa, Stop mistaking me for James Woods damnit!!
Hahaha, there are worse people you could be mistaken for Reed.

[Panthro]

http://i382.photobucket.com/albums/oo261/8-2-B-4-9-5/MrFantasticTellsSpider-ManToShutThe.jpg

MR. FANTASTIC: "My two films were better than all yours put together!"

SPIDER-MAN: "That's a bit of a stretch. But I guess you're good at that."
:lmao:

[Panthro]

http://i382.photobucket.com/albums/oo261/8-2-B-4-9-5/Venom_swing_Spider-Man.gif
VENOM: "The first Dark Knight DVD will be ours, do you hear?! Ours!!!"

[Superman Prime]

Thanks and Heheheh.

http://i382.photobucket.com/albums/oo261/8-2-B-4-9-5/Venom_swing_Spider-Man.gif

SPIDER-MAN: "Yeah! Woohoo! Yeehaa! Haha!"

[ultimatefan]

Thanks, Panthro! Love the "stretch" one and the James Woods one!

[kedrell]

Thanks and Heheheh.

http://i382.photobucket.com/albums/oo261/8-2-B-4-9-5/Venom_swing_Spider-Man.gif

SPIDER-MAN: "Yeah! Woohoo! Yeehaa! Haha!"

Venom: "You're enjoying this entirely too much."

Spidey: "Well what did ya expect. That's not just my webbing you're yanking on there."

Venom: "Ewwww!!"

[ultimatefan]

http://i382.photobucket.com/albums/oo261/8-2-B-4-9-5/Venom_swing_Spider-Man.gif
VENOM: Here´-s my re-enactment of "the critics´ response to Spider-Man 3"...

[Doctor Jones]

http://i382.photobucket.com/albums/oo261/8-2-B-4-9-5/Venom_swing_Spider-Man.gif

VENOM: WHERE ARE THEY?!
SPIDER-MAN: Killing is making a choice- between one life or the other. Your friend the District Attorney, or his blushing bride to be!

*slams him hard, Spider-Man laughs*

SPIDER-MAN: You have nothing! Nothing to threaten me with! Nothing to do with all your strength!

[LostMind]

http://i382.photobucket.com/albums/oo261/8-2-B-4-9-5/Venom_swing_Spider-Man.gif

Spiderman: "All I did was asked what the hell is the green stuff coming out of your mouth."

[LostMind]

http://i382.photobucket.com/albums/oo261/8-2-B-4-9-5/17-1.jpg
BLACK CAT: "If Frank Cho draw this, you would have had a better ass shot."

[ultimatefan]

http://i382.photobucket.com/albums/oo261/8-2-B-4-9-5/17-1.jpg
BLACK CAT: Why do I have this weird feeling that that building is trying to lick my butt?

[LostMind]

http://i382.photobucket.com/albums/oo261/8-2-B-4-9-5/17-1.jpg
BLACK CAT: Why do I have this weird feeling that that building is trying to lick my butt?
Black Cat: Well, the building should know that it has to take me to a dinner and a movie first.

[blk_spidey]

http://i382.photobucket.com/albums/oo261/8-2-B-4-9-5/17-1.jpg
BLACK CAT: Why do I have this weird feeling that that building is trying to lick my butt?

epic win! lmfao ultimate!

[Superman Prime]

Venom: "You're enjoying this entirely too much."

Spidey: "Well what did ya expect. That's not just my webbing you're yanking on there."

Venom: "Ewwww!!"

Heheheheheheheheheheheheh. Nice one

[Panthro]

http://i382.photobucket.com/albums/oo261/8-2-B-4-9-5/Venom_swing_Spider-Man.gif

VENOM: WHERE ARE THEY?!
SPIDER-MAN: Killing is making a choice- between one life or the other. Your friend the District Attorney, or his blushing bride to be!

*slams him hard, Spider-Man laughs*

SPIDER-MAN: You have nothing! Nothing to threaten me with! Nothing to do with all your strength!
hehehe, now Venom is "The Dark Knight"!:grin:

[Panthro]

http://i382.photobucket.com/albums/oo261/8-2-B-4-9-5/Venom_swing_Spider-Man.gif
VENOM: Here´-s my re-enactment of "the critics´ response to Spider-Man 3"...
Hehehehehe

[Panthro]

http://i382.photobucket.com/albums/oo261/8-2-B-4-9-5/17-1.jpg
BLACK CAT: "If Frank Cho draw this, you would have had a better ass shot."
Hehehehe, can never go wrong with a good ass shot.:grin:

[Wrath2009]

rtrgrt5t

[Panthro]

http://i382.photobucket.com/albums/oo261/8-2-B-4-9-5/17-1.jpg
BLACK CAT: Why do I have this weird feeling that that building is trying to lick my butt?
:lmao::hehe::lmao::hehe::lmao:

http://i382.photobucket.com/albums/oo261/8-2-B-4-9-5/AmazingSpider-Man375.jpg
SPIDER-MAN: "You are one ugly mother-f---er."
VENOM: "Thanks, I get that a lot."

[LostMind]

http://i382.photobucket.com/albums/oo261/8-2-B-4-9-5/AmazingSpider-Man375.jpg
Venom: "This is the final confrontation,Spidey."
Spiderman: "Until the next Spiderman vs Venom story arc."

[Superman Prime]

http://i382.photobucket.com/albums/oo261/8-2-B-4-9-5/AmazingSpider-Man375.jpg

VENOM: "You're about to lose, Spider-Man."

SPIDER-MAN: "Don't tell Harry."

[Superman Prime]

^ I like those last two, Panthro, LostMind.

[LostMind]

^ I like those last two, Panthro, LostMind.
Thanks

[LostMind]

http://i382.photobucket.com/albums/oo261/8-2-B-4-9-5/AmazingSpider-Man375.jpg
Venom: "You lead."
Spiderman: "Now we tango."

[ultimatefan]

Thanks a lot, Panthro! Love the "ugly motherf***er" one and the "final confrontation" one!

[Spider-Kid]

http://i382.photobucket.com/albums/oo261/8-2-B-4-9-5/Venom_swing_Spider-Man.gif
Venom: I told you to stop f**king gwen stacy!!!! thats the 4th time Im telling you!!!

[Spider-Kid]

http://i382.photobucket.com/albums/oo261/8-2-B-4-9-5/AmazingSpider-Man375.jpg
Spider-Man: Even Adam West could preform better than topher grace!!
Venom: Shut up!!!
















and thanks Panthro, Ultimatefan.

[The Navigator]

Lots of good ones here, gentlemen. :up:

http://i382.photobucket.com/albums/oo261/8-2-B-4-9-5/AmazingSpider-Man375.jpg
SPIDEY: (thinking) I'm so glad he's not chewing my face off with those teeth.
VENOM: (thinking) Did I forget to brush this morning?

[BlueLightning]

http://i382.photobucket.com/albums/oo261/8-2-B-4-9-5/Venom_swing_Spider-Man.gif
Venom: I TOLD YOU IT´S NOT BLUE, IT´S THE LIGHTNING STUPID!

[kedrell]

http://i182.photobucket.com/albums/x9/vandar_photo/Black_Cat_by_Ron_Adrian_by_richmbai.jpg
Cat: "Would you f*** me? I'd f*** me; I'd f*** me hard!"

[ultimatefan]

^That panel is perfect for that quote!

[Superman Prime]

Heheheheheheh.

[Superman Prime]

http://i382.photobucket.com/albums/oo261/8-2-B-4-9-5/AmazingSpider-Man375.jpg

SPIDER-MAN: "You're not going to be in my next movie! Never!"

[Spider-ManHero12]

http://i182.photobucket.com/albums/x9/vandar_photo/Black_Cat_by_Ron_Adrian_by_richmbai.jpg
Cat: "Would you f*** me? I'd f*** me; I'd f*** me hard!" LOL! Very funny line from a very funny film. :woot::up:

[LostMind]

http://i382.photobucket.com/albums/oo261/8-2-B-4-9-5/MrFantasticTellsSpider-ManToShutThe.jpg
Spidey: " Your wife will be sleeping with the fishes."
Reed: " What did you say?"
Spidey: " I said your wife will be sleeping with the fishes."
Reed: " Are you threatening my wife?"
Spidey: "No. I just saw her leave with Namor."

[Panthro]

http://i382.photobucket.com/albums/oo261/8-2-B-4-9-5/MrFantasticTellsSpider-ManToShutThe.jpg
Spidey: " Your wife will be sleeping with the fishes."
Reed: " What did you say?"
Spidey: " I said your wife will be sleeping with the fishes."
Reed: " Are you threatening my wife?"
Spidey: "No. I just saw her leave with Namor."
Bwahahahahahahahahaha! Brilliant!

[Panthro]

http://i182.photobucket.com/albums/x9/vandar_photo/Black_Cat_by_Ron_Adrian_by_richmbai.jpg
Cat: "Would you f*** me? I'd f*** me; I'd f*** me hard!"
Bwahahahahahahaha! Perfect quote for that picture!

http://i382.photobucket.com/albums/oo261/8-2-B-4-9-5/BlackCatSpidey.jpg
BLACK CAT [thinking]: "By the time I'm done with him, he'll be too tired to go buy the Dark Knight DVD... so there'll be more at the store for me! Nyahahahaha!"

[Superman Prime]

http://i382.photobucket.com/albums/oo261/8-2-B-4-9-5/AmazingSpider-Man375.jpg

SPIDER-MAN: "Why is Superman Prime in my caption thread? He doesn't even like me all that much."

VENOM: "I think he's here for the Black Cat pictures."

[Panthro]

http://i382.photobucket.com/albums/oo261/8-2-B-4-9-5/AmazingSpider-Man375.jpg

SPIDER-MAN: "Why is Superman Prime in my caption thread? He doesn't even like me all that much."

VENOM: "I think he's here for the Black Cat pictures."
Hehehehe, we're all here for the Black Cat pictures.

[Superman Prime]

Thanks!

[Superman Prime]

http://i382.photobucket.com/albums/oo261/8-2-B-4-9-5/AmazingSpider-Man375.jpg

SPIDER-MAN: "You demolished my tree house, now you're gonna get it!"

[LostMind]

http://i182.photobucket.com/albums/x9/vandar_photo/Black_Cat_by_Ron_Adrian_by_richmbai.jpg
Black Cat: "Next time Spidey, your back will be my scratch post."

[kedrell]

^That panel is perfect for that quote!

Heheheheheheh.

LOL! Very funny line from a very funny film. :woot::up:


Bwahahahahahahaha! Perfect quote for that picture!

Thanks fellas. Believe it or not, I saw that one on a link from a porn site(yeah, I'm a lonely straight guy, so I do that alot). But as soon as I saw it, I knew it belonged in the Spidey Caption thread.

[ultimatefan]

http://i182.photobucket.com/albums/x9/vandar_photo/Black_Cat_by_Ron_Adrian_by_richmbai.jpg
Black Cat: Let´s see Kirsten Dunst pull off black leather tights like THIS...

[Superman Prime]

Thanks fellas. Believe it or not, I saw that one on a link from a porn site(yeah, I'm a lonely straight guy, so I do that alot). But as soon as I saw it, I knew it belonged in the Spidey Caption thread.

Spider-Man porn exists? I knew it.

[Superman Prime]

http://i182.photobucket.com/albums/x9/vandar_photo/Black_Cat_by_Ron_Adrian_by_richmbai.jpg

BLACK CAT: "All right, Catwoman. Time to sign up for WWE Divas so we can duke it out in the most theatrical and lesbianic way possible."

[kedrell]

Spider-Man porn exists? I knew it.

Hehe, yep and it's 75% Black Cat, 15% Mary Jane, and 10% Gwen Stacey. J/K

It's actually just a site that searches out adult cartoons.

[Superman Prime]

Hehe, yep and it's 75% Black Cat, 15% Mary Jane, and 10% Gwen Stacey. J/K

It's actually just a site that searches out adult cartoons.

Neat. Usually when I go to those sites, they have misdirected links: you click on one picture, and it takes you to another site, instead of a bigger version of the picture or whatever.

So I just stick to a private and very prolific cartoon forum I found.

[Panthro]

http://i182.photobucket.com/albums/x9/vandar_photo/Black_Cat_by_Ron_Adrian_by_richmbai.jpg

BLACK CAT: "All right, Catwoman. Time to sign up for WWE Divas so we can duke it out in the most theatrical and lesbianic way possible."
:applaud:applaud:applaud:applaud

[Superman Prime]

Thank you Panthro! Knew you'd like that one. :)

[3dman27]

http://i182.photobucket.com/albums/x9/vandar_photo/Black_Cat_by_Ron_Adrian_by_richmbai.jpg

BLACK CAT: "All right, Catwoman. Time to sign up for WWE Divas so we can duke it out in the most theatrical and lesbianic way possible."

LOL
i'd LOVEto see THAT bout

[ultimatefan]

http://i182.photobucket.com/albums/x9/vandar_photo/Black_Cat_by_Ron_Adrian_by_richmbai.jpg
Black Cat: ...And I´m gonna do this to ALL movie posters till I´m in parts 4 and 5!

[Spider-Kid]

http://i182.photobucket.com/albums/x9/vandar_photo/Black_Cat_by_Ron_Adrian_by_richmbai.jpg
Black Cat: You spider, are one sex machine.

[Spider-Kid]

http://i382.photobucket.com/albums/oo261/8-2-B-4-9-5/AmazingSpider-Man375.jpg
Spider-Man: F**k of, This is MY memorable moment, not yours biotch!

[Superman Prime]

Thank you, 3dman27.

[Panthro]

http://i182.photobucket.com/albums/x9/vandar_photo/Black_Cat_by_Ron_Adrian_by_richmbai.jpg
Black Cat: ...And I´m gonna do this to ALL movie posters till I´m in parts 4 and 5!
Bwahahahahahahaha!

http://i382.photobucket.com/albums/oo261/8-2-B-4-9-5/PeteMaryJaneForever.jpg
MARY-JANE: "Love Me Tender. Love Me True."

[Superman Prime]

http://i382.photobucket.com/albums/oo261/8-2-B-4-9-5/PeteMaryJaneForever.jpg

It was then that Mary Jane discovered that Peter's tongue was as long as Gene Simmon's.

[ultimatefan]

^hehehehehehehe

Thanks, Panthro!

[ultimatefan]

http://i382.photobucket.com/albums/oo261/8-2-B-4-9-5/AmazingSpider-Man375.jpg
VENOM: So, how many "final confrontations" did we already have?
SPIDER-MAN: About as many as Barbra Streisand or Rolling Stones have had "farewell tours", I believe...

[Superman Prime]

Thanks, ultimatefan. And a Lol to yours. Clever!

Comic books and musical performers can be weird like that. o_o

[Superman Prime]

http://i382.photobucket.com/albums/oo261/8-2-B-4-9-5/PeteMaryJaneForever.jpg

MARY JANE: "What's with all these meaningless lines on my skirt?"

PETER: "Mmmm who cares."

[ultimatefan]

Thanks, SP!

[ultimatefan]

http://i182.photobucket.com/albums/x9/vandar_photo/Black_Cat_by_Ron_Adrian_by_richmbai.jpg
And now, to distract you from the current economic disaster, a hot T and A shot!

[Superman Prime]

http://i182.photobucket.com/albums/x9/vandar_photo/Black_Cat_by_Ron_Adrian_by_richmbai.jpg

BLACK CAT: "You can look, but the only thing you can touch is yourself."

[Panthro]

http://i382.photobucket.com/albums/oo261/8-2-B-4-9-5/PeteMaryJaneForever.jpg

It was then that Mary Jane discovered that Peter's tongue was as long as Gene Simmon's.
Hehehehehehehehehehehe

[Panthro]

http://i382.photobucket.com/albums/oo261/8-2-B-4-9-5/AmazingSpider-Man375.jpg
VENOM: So, how many "final confrontations" did we already have?
SPIDER-MAN: About as many as Barbra Streisand or Rolling Stones have had "farewell tours", I believe...
Bwahahahahahahahahahaha

[Panthro]

http://i182.photobucket.com/albums/x9/vandar_photo/Black_Cat_by_Ron_Adrian_by_richmbai.jpg
And now, to distract you from the current economic disaster, a hot T and A shot!
:applaud:applaud:applaud:applaud:applaud

[Panthro]

http://i182.photobucket.com/albums/x9/vandar_photo/Black_Cat_by_Ron_Adrian_by_richmbai.jpg

BLACK CAT: "You can look, but the only thing you can touch is yourself."
Oh man, that was COLD! :cwink:

http://i382.photobucket.com/albums/oo261/8-2-B-4-9-5/01TheSwingingCouple.jpg
BLACK CAT: "I'll suck your [BLEEP] for a thousand dollars."
SPIDER-MAN: ":shock...:woot:"

[Superman Prime]

Thanks. Yes, 'twas cold.

[Superman Prime]

http://i382.photobucket.com/albums/oo261/8-2-B-4-9-5/01TheSwingingCouple.jpg

BLACK CAT: "I've never been the damsel in distress. Let me down."

SPIDER-MAN: "Can I play the super hero in distress?"

[Panthro]

http://i382.photobucket.com/albums/oo261/8-2-B-4-9-5/01TheSwingingCouple.jpg

BLACK CAT: "I've never been the damsel in distress. Let me down."

SPIDER-MAN: "Can I play the super hero in distress?"
Hehehehe

[Superman Prime]

Thanks. I'm sure Spider-Man would be perfectly okay with being saved by a really hot woman every now and again.

[LostMind]

http://i382.photobucket.com/albums/oo261/8-2-B-4-9-5/01TheSwingingCouple.jpg

Spider-Man: "And they say that a hero could save us..."
Black Cat: "Stop singing or I will rip out your vocal chords."

[LostMind]

http://i382.photobucket.com/albums/oo261/8-2-B-4-9-5/PeteMaryJaneForever.jpg

Peter's happiness when MJ agreed to a threesome with Felicia

[Superman Prime]

http://i382.photobucket.com/albums/oo261/8-2-B-4-9-5/01TheSwingingCouple.jpg

Spider-Man: "And they say that a hero could save us..."
Black Cat: "Stop singing or I will rip out your vocal chords."

I'm not a big Nickelback fan either, Spidey.

[ultimatefan]

Thanks as lot, Panthro!

Love the "you can look" one, the "superhero in distress" one and the "stop singing" one!

[ultimatefan]

http://i382.photobucket.com/albums/oo261/8-2-B-4-9-5/01TheSwingingCouple.jpg
BLACK CAT: Is it a webspinner or you´re happy to see me?
SPIDER-MAN: A bit of both, actually. It´s a side effect thing, you don´t wanna hear about it, it´s pretty disgusting.

[Spider-Kid]

http://i382.photobucket.com/albums/oo261/8-2-B-4-9-5/01TheSwingingCouple.jpg
Black Cat: So what do you say?
Spider-Man: Hmmmm. I would rather have topher grace returning for a 4th movie.

[kedrell]

http://i382.photobucket.com/albums/oo261/8-2-B-4-9-5/01TheSwingingCouple.jpg
Black Cat: "Well, do I get a part in #4 or not?"
Spider-Man: "Surely, you can't be serious!"
Black Cat: "I AM serious, and don't call me Shirley!"

[kedrell]

http://i382.photobucket.com/albums/oo261/8-2-B-4-9-5/01TheSwingingCouple.jpg
Black Cat: "Are you the kind of guy who'd f*** a complete stranger in the @$$?!!!!!"
Spider-Man: "Uh, no really. I'm not that kind of jerk! I swear!"
Black Cat: "Hmmm, well why the hell not?!!"

[Spider-Kid]

Heehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehe ^

[Jack Bauer]

http://i10.photobucket.com/albums/a141/BrooklynCrippler/myspacesig1.jpg

"But I'm not interested."

http://img154.imageshack.us/img154/3552/002459889422im8.jpg

"Do I have to do everything for you, kid?"

[Superman Prime]

^ Hahahahahahahah.

[Superman Prime]

http://i382.photobucket.com/albums/oo261/8-2-B-4-9-5/01TheSwingingCouple.jpg
Black Cat: "Well, do I get a part in #4 or not?"
Spider-Man: "Surely, you can't be serious!"
Black Cat: "I AM serious, and don't call me Shirley!"

Naked Gun :woot:

[Superman Prime]

http://img154.imageshack.us/img154/3552/002459889422im8.jpg

TONY: "I hurt myself on a trampoline."

[Jack Bauer]

^ Hahahahahahahah.
Thanks Prime.

[Superman Prime]

http://img154.imageshack.us/img154/3552/002459889422im8.jpg

IRON MAN: "I'll never arm wrestle with Hulk again."

[LightningFlash]

http://i10.photobucket.com/albums/a141/BrooklynCrippler/myspacesig1.jpg

"But I'm not interested."

http://img154.imageshack.us/img154/3552/002459889422im8.jpg

"Do I have to do everything for you, kid?"

So hilarious.

Peter is pouting, haha.

[LostMind]

http://img154.imageshack.us/img154/3552/002459889422im8.jpg

IRON MAN: " I'm not playing hide and seek. No one sees the glowing thing in my chest?"

[LostMind]

http://i382.photobucket.com/albums/oo261/8-2-B-4-9-5/01TheSwingingCouple.jpg
Black Cat: "Come on. Lick it."
Spider-Man: "No. I don't know where your finger has been."

[Superman Prime]

^ Hahahahahahahaha. Spidey isn't so easily seduced.

[LostMind]

http://i382.photobucket.com/albums/oo261/8-2-B-4-9-5/MrFantasticTellsSpider-ManToShutThe.jpg
Reed: "Look what happen to you and MJ or what is happening to Luke and Jessica. Why is the world cursing me? Why can't my kids disappear like any other comic book kids?"

[Panthro]

http://i382.photobucket.com/albums/oo261/8-2-B-4-9-5/MrFantasticTellsSpider-ManToShutThe.jpg
Reed: "Look what happen to you and MJ or what is happening to Luke and Jessica. Why is the world cursing me? Why can't my kids disappear like any other comic book kids?"
Hehehehehehehehehe, wish you could go back to being free & loose, eh Reed-o my boy?

[Panthro]

http://i382.photobucket.com/albums/oo261/8-2-B-4-9-5/01TheSwingingCouple.jpg
Black Cat: "Come on. Lick it."
Spider-Man: "No. I don't know where your finger has been."
Hehehehe

[LostMind]

http://i382.photobucket.com/albums/oo261/8-2-B-4-9-5/01TheSwingingCouple.jpg
Black Cat: "I am wearing some sexy lingerie under my costume."
Spidey: "So am I."

[Panthro]

http://i382.photobucket.com/albums/oo261/8-2-B-4-9-5/01TheSwingingCouple.jpg
Black Cat: "Well, do I get a part in #4 or not?"
Spider-Man: "Surely, you can't be serious!"
Black Cat: "I AM serious, and don't call me Shirley!"
Hehehehehehehehehehehe

[Panthro]

http://i10.photobucket.com/albums/a141/BrooklynCrippler/myspacesig1.jpg

"But I'm not interested."

http://img154.imageshack.us/img154/3552/002459889422im8.jpg

"Do I have to do everything for you, kid?"
Bwahahahahahahahahaha

[LostMind]

http://i10.photobucket.com/albums/a141/BrooklynCrippler/myspacesig1.jpg

"And Marvel needs an another paycheck."

[Panthro]

http://i382.photobucket.com/albums/oo261/8-2-B-4-9-5/MrFantasticTellsSpider-ManToShutThe.jpg
MR. FANTASTIC: "What'd you say about my mama?!"
SPIDER-MAN: "I said she made good brownies."
MR. F: "Oh."

[LostMind]

http://i182.photobucket.com/albums/x9/vandar_photo/Black_Cat_by_Ron_Adrian_by_richmbai.jpg
Black Cat: "Other than my gloves and my mask, my costume is painted on."

[ultimatefan]

http://i10.photobucket.com/albums/a141/BrooklynCrippler/myspacesig1.jpg
And the marketing people need to seriously improve their photoshop skills.

[Superman Prime]

Naw. I think it's a pretty good manip.

[Superman Prime]

http://i382.photobucket.com/albums/oo261/8-2-B-4-9-5/MrFantasticTellsSpider-ManToShutThe.jpg
MR. FANTASTIC: "What'd you say about my mama?!"
SPIDER-MAN: "I said she made good brownies."
MR. F: "Oh."

Hahahah.

[Superman Prime]

http://i382.photobucket.com/albums/oo261/8-2-B-4-9-5/MrFantasticTellsSpider-ManToShutThe.jpg

MR. FANTASTIC: "You think you have what it takes, private?"

SPIDER-MAN: "No."

MR. FANTASTIC WALKS OFF

SPIDER-MAN: "Dumbass."

[ultimatefan]

http://i382.photobucket.com/albums/oo261/8-2-B-4-9-5/MrFantasticTellsSpider-ManToShutThe.jpg
MR. FANTASTIC: DID YOU F*** MY WIFE?!? DID YOU F*** MY WIFE?!? DID YOU F*** MY WIFE?!?
SPIDER-MAN: Yeah, but isn´t your wife Jessica Alba?
MR. FANTASTIC: Oh. That´s right, I forgot. Sorry about that.

[protocida]

http://i382.photobucket.com/albums/oo261/8-2-B-4-9-5/MrFantasticTellsSpider-ManToShutThe.jpg
MR. FANTASTIC: Did you fu*k my wife? Did you fu*k my wife? Did you fu*k my wife?

SPIDER-MAN: Yes.

MR. FANTASTIC: What? Oh, oh, well... Hum... i wasn't expecting that... Aham... err... sooo... did you liked it?

SPIDER-MAN: I had it better.

MR. FANTASTIC: ...

SPIDER-MAN: ...

MR. FANTASTIC: ...

SPIDER-MAN: ...

MR. FANTASTIC: As*hole.

[Superman Prime]

http://i382.photobucket.com/albums/oo261/8-2-B-4-9-5/MrFantasticTellsSpider-ManToShutThe.jpg

MR. FANTASTIC: "And there will be one less Marvel hero if you don't shut that hole in your face!!!"

[ultimatefan]

http://i382.photobucket.com/albums/oo261/8-2-B-4-9-5/MrFantasticTellsSpider-ManToShutThe.jpg
MR. FANTASTIC: So, Mr. "king of superhero movies", did any of your movies make as much as The Dark knight, huh? Did any of them get real, serious Oscar buzz?!:
SPIDER-MAN: Gee, sour grapes, are we?

[Panthro]

Hehehe, all this stuff's great.

http://i382.photobucket.com/albums/oo261/8-2-B-4-9-5/27BlackCatIsHorny.jpg
BLACK CAT: "There's only one way you're getting my Dark Knight DVD Spider. You know what I want, and you're gonna give it to me."
SPIDER-MAN: "Cupcakes?"
BLACK CAT: "..."

[Superman Prime]

^ Heheheheheh. How oblivious can you get.

[3dman27]

Hehehe, all this stuff's great.

http://i382.photobucket.com/albums/oo261/8-2-B-4-9-5/27BlackCatIsHorny.jpg
BLACK CAT: "There's only one way you're getting my Dark Knight DVD Spider. You know what I want, and you're gonna give it to me."
SPIDER-MAN: "Cupcakes?"
BLACK CAT: "..."

bc "nop i want a copy of the SPIRIT score

[Doctor Jones]

Is the Spirit score good?

[LostMind]

http://i382.photobucket.com/albums/oo261/8-2-B-4-9-5/27BlackCatIsHorny.jpg

Spidey: "Man, I was hoping you wore your other costume."
Black Cat: "Why?"
Spidey: "There is more of a chance of wardrobe malfunction with the other one."

[kedrell]

http://i382.photobucket.com/albums/oo261/8-2-B-4-9-5/27BlackCatIsHorny.jpg

Black Cat: "Welcome to Mistress Felicia's House-O-Pain and/or Pleasure."
Spidey: ":woot: I've been a baaaad little Spider."
Black Cat: "First things first. That'll be fifty bucks."

[LostMind]

http://l.yimg.com/img.movies.yahoo.com/ymv/us/img/flickr/82/76/002381138276.jpg

Hulk: "Hulk not Grinch. Hulk like Santa."

[ultimatefan]

http://i382.photobucket.com/albums/oo261/8-2-B-4-9-5/01TheSwingingCouple.jpg
BLACK CAT: How can I show you my appreciation?
SPIDER-MAN: It´s as the song says, baby, action is my reward!

[Superman Prime]

Yes. THAT kind of action. ;)

[3dman27]

Is the Spirit score good?

i haven't heard THAT score yet

[Superman Prime]

Spirit fans are usually also fans of "The Shadow." Some similarities, after all.

The obscure 1994 film had an awesome soundtrack worth checking out.

[ultimatefan]

Thanks, SP!

Someday, I´d love to see someone tackle The Shadow with more of an actual noirish feel to it, instead of the more over-the-top approach it ultimately went for.

[3dman27]

Spirit fans are usually also fans of "The Shadow." Some similarities, after all.

The obscure 1994 film had an awesome soundtrack worth checking out.

indeed it does
we now return to our regularly scheduled topic

[Panthro]

http://i382.photobucket.com/albums/oo261/8-2-B-4-9-5/01TheSwingingCouple.jpg
BLACK CAT: How can I show you my appreciation?
SPIDER-MAN: It´s as the song says, baby, action is my reward!
The best kind of action.

http://i382.photobucket.com/albums/oo261/8-2-B-4-9-5/29FirstTime.jpg
SPIDER-MAN: "C'mon Felicia, you're not the only woman whoever had an 'accident' in the bedroom. Accidents in the bedroom happen to lots of women-"
BLACK CAT: "They're not supposed to happen to ME, damn it!"

[kedrell]

http://i382.photobucket.com/albums/oo261/8-2-B-4-9-5/01TheSwingingCouple.jpg
BLACK CAT: "I'm the money."
SPIDER-MAN: "Every penny of it."

[Doctor Jones]

http://i382.photobucket.com/albums/oo261/8-2-B-4-9-5/01TheSwingingCouple.jpg
BLACK CAT: Don't I make you horny?
SPIDER-MAN: Nope. Not one bit.

[The Navigator]

http://i182.photobucket.com/albums/x9/vandar_photo/79057-mary-jane_400.jpg

SPIDEY: Merry Christmas is right!
MJ: And if you're lucky, a Happy New Year.
SPIDEY: What about Boxing Day?
MJ:...?

[Superman Prime]

^ Heheheheheh.

[Superman Prime]

http://i182.photobucket.com/albums/x9/vandar_photo/79057-mary-jane_400.jpg

BLACK CAT: "You're Spidey sense tingling?"

SPIDER-MAN: "That's not my Spidey sense. That's something else altogether."

[Superman Prime]

http://i382.photobucket.com/albums/oo261/8-2-B-4-9-5/01TheSwingingCouple.jpg
BLACK CAT: Don't I make you horny?
SPIDER-MAN: Nope. Not one bit.

Heheheheh.

Spidey is extremely picky when it comes to his women. Either that, or he's gay.

[Superman Prime]

http://i382.photobucket.com/albums/oo261/8-2-B-4-9-5/29FirstTime.jpg

BLACK CAT: "Thanks for walking me home."

SPIDER-MAN: "Bah. I just wanted an excuse to touch your shoulder for this long."

[Panthro]

Heheheheh.

Spidey is extremely picky when it comes to his women. Either that, or he's gay.
Heh, well, I always suspected him & Harry were more than just friends.

[Panthro]

http://i382.photobucket.com/albums/oo261/8-2-B-4-9-5/29FirstTime.jpg

BLACK CAT: "Thanks for walking me home."

SPIDER-MAN: "Bah. I just wanted an excuse to touch your shoulder for this long."
Bwahahahahahahahaha

[Panthro]

http://i382.photobucket.com/albums/oo261/8-2-B-4-9-5/01TheSwingingCouple.jpg
BLACK CAT: "I'm the money."
SPIDER-MAN: "Every penny of it."
:applaud:applaud:applaud:applaud

[Panthro]

http://i182.photobucket.com/albums/x9/vandar_photo/79057-mary-jane_400.jpg

BLACK CAT: "You're Spidey sense tingling?"

SPIDER-MAN: "That's not my Spidey sense. That's something else altogether."
Hahahahaha

http://i382.photobucket.com/albums/oo261/8-2-B-4-9-5/03SwingingBlackCat.jpg
BLACK CAT: "Give me back my condoms!"

[Superman Prime]

Thanks, Panthro. Peter and Harry are pretty close. :oldrazz:

[Superman Prime]

http://i382.photobucket.com/albums/oo261/8-2-B-4-9-5/03SwingingBlackCat.jpg

THUG: "What the hell are you?"

BLACK CAT: "I'm Black Cat." (LOOKS TO A HOMELESS GUY) "Nice coat."

[ultimatefan]

Thanks Panthro, SP!

Love the money/penny one, the "merry christmas" one and the BB reference.

[ultimatefan]

http://i182.photobucket.com/albums/x9/vandar_photo/79057-mary-jane_400.jpg
SPIDER-MAN: Why am I always whining that my life sucks again?

[ultimatefan]

http://i382.photobucket.com/albums/oo261/8-2-B-4-9-5/29FirstTime.jpg
BLACK CAT: Hmmm, are you trying to put me in the mood?
SPIDER-MAN: Mood? I`m practically finished here!

[Superman Prime]

Thanks.

And a big chuckle to your last one.

[Superman Prime]

http://i382.photobucket.com/albums/oo261/8-2-B-4-9-5/29FirstTime.jpg

SPIDER-MAN: "I have to guard you from Jack the Ripper."

BLACK CAT: "Spider-Man, that was well over a hundred years ago, and in a different country."

SPIDER-MAN: "A comic book writer might bring him back, though."

[ultimatefan]

^Thanks!

Don´t give the writers´ ideas, they might just listen...

[Doctor Jones]

He get's major ass. Two blondes and a rehead. Can't go wrong. Spidey's a playa.

[Panthro]

http://i382.photobucket.com/albums/oo261/8-2-B-4-9-5/03SwingingBlackCat.jpg

THUG: "What the hell are you?"

BLACK CAT: "I'm Black Cat." (LOOKS TO A HOMELESS GUY) "Nice coat."
Bwahahahaha, Black Cat Begins. :woot:

[Panthro]

He get's major ass. Two blondes and a rehead. Can't go wrong. Spidey's a playa.
Hahaha, yeah he is.

[Panthro]

http://i382.photobucket.com/albums/oo261/8-2-B-4-9-5/29FirstTime.jpg
BLACK CAT: Hmmm, are you trying to put me in the mood?
SPIDER-MAN: Mood? I`m practically finished here!
Hehehehehe

[Panthro]

http://i382.photobucket.com/albums/oo261/8-2-B-4-9-5/29FirstTime.jpg

SPIDER-MAN: "I have to guard you from Jack the Ripper."

BLACK CAT: "Spider-Man, that was well over a hundred years ago, and in a different country."

SPIDER-MAN: "A comic book writer might bring him back, though."
hehehehehehe, don't give 'em any ideas Spidey!

[Superman Prime]

Thanks. The blood's on Spidey's hands now if they resurrect Jack the Ripper.

[Superman Prime]

Bwahahahaha, Black Cat Begins. :woot:

I'd pay to see that. :cwink:

[Superman Prime]

http://i382.photobucket.com/albums/oo261/8-2-B-4-9-5/29FirstTime.jpg

SPIDEY: "I'll kiss you, as long as it's not raining and I'm hanging upside down."

[LostMind]

http://i382.photobucket.com/albums/oo261/8-2-B-4-9-5/29FirstTime.jpg


Black Cat: "Promise me you'll never die."
Spidey:"You know I can't promise that."
Black Cat:"If you did that, I would make love to you right now."
Spidey: "I promise I'll never die."

[Panthro]

http://i382.photobucket.com/albums/oo261/8-2-B-4-9-5/29FirstTime.jpg


Black Cat: "Promise me you'll never die."
Spidey:"You know I can't promise that."
Black Cat:"If you did that, I would make love to you right now."
Spidey: "I promise I'll never die."
Hehehehehehehe

http://i382.photobucket.com/albums/oo261/8-2-B-4-9-5/02CapSpidey.jpg
SPIDER-MAN: "Cap, how do you let a girl down easy without hurting her feelings too badly?"
CAPTAIN AMERICA: "You have to remember three little words - I Am Gay."
SPIDER-MAN: "Uh, Cap, I don't feel comfortable using that excuse."
CAPTAIN AMERICA: "Then tell her you're a monk."

[LostMind]

http://i382.photobucket.com/albums/oo261/8-2-B-4-9-5/29FirstTime.jpg

SPIDER-MAN: "I need you like Ben Affleck needs acting school."

[Panthro]

http://i382.photobucket.com/albums/oo261/8-2-B-4-9-5/29FirstTime.jpg

SPIDER-MAN: "I need you like Ben Affleck needs acting school."
Hahahahahahahahahahahaha

http://i382.photobucket.com/albums/oo261/8-2-B-4-9-5/01TheSwingingCouple.jpg
BLACK CAT: "Do you find it difficult to swing when you're aroused."
SPIDER-MAN: "A little bit."

[LostMind]

http://i382.photobucket.com/albums/oo261/8-2-B-4-9-5/02CapSpidey.jpg
Captain America: "Wow,that nasty!"
Spider-Man: "Yea. Two girl and a cup nasty."

[LostMind]

http://i382.photobucket.com/albums/oo261/8-2-B-4-9-5/01TheSwingingCouple.jpg
BLACK CAT: "Follow my finger. From left to right. Right to left. You are getting sleepy. You are in a deep sleep. Clear your mind. Just concertrate on my voice. You will leave MJ for me. You understand."
Spider-Man: "Yes."
Black Cat: "When I snap my fingers, you will wake up and not remember anything about this conversation."

[kedrell]

http://i382.photobucket.com/albums/oo261/8-2-B-4-9-5/29FirstTime.jpg


Spidey:"Hey, you're not so bad. Are you sure you don't have a little superhero in you after all?"
Black Cat:"Uh, not really."
Spidey: "Would you like to?"

[Doctor Jones]

http://i382.photobucket.com/albums/oo261/8-2-B-4-9-5/29FirstTime.jpg


SPIDER-MAN: That was amazing Cat. But I don't have any money.

[LostMind]

http://i382.photobucket.com/albums/oo261/8-2-B-4-9-5/29FirstTime.jpg

BLACK CAT: "You're a little hard."
SPIDER-MAN: "You're a little close to me."

[LostMind]

http://i382.photobucket.com/albums/oo261/8-2-B-4-9-5/02CapSpidey.jpg
Spider-Man: " I'm disgusted and repulsed and I can't look away."

[ultimatefan]

Thanks, Panthro!

Tonsa great stuff, especially the Ben Affleck one (Team America, f*** yeah!) and the "little superhero in you"

[ultimatefan]

http://i382.photobucket.com/albums/oo261/8-2-B-4-9-5/02CapSpidey.jpg
CAPTAIN: What´s that tiny little thing down there, I can barely see it...
SPIDEY: The opening weekend box office for Punisher: War Zone.
CAPTAIN: Oh.

[ultimatefan]

The best kind of action.

http://i382.photobucket.com/albums/oo261/8-2-B-4-9-5/29FirstTime.jpg
SPIDER-MAN: "C'mon Felicia, you're not the only woman whoever had an 'accident' in the bedroom. Accidents in the bedroom happen to lots of women-"
BLACK CAT: "They're not supposed to happen to ME, damn it!"

God bless girls who´ve had "accidents"...:hehe: