Spider-Man Caption Thread.

[ultimatefan]

Hahahahaha

http://i382.photobucket.com/albums/oo261/8-2-B-4-9-5/03SwingingBlackCat.jpg
BLACK CAT: "Give me back my condoms!"

Easy, Felicia, I don´t think Spidey´s in a hurry for them...

[Superman Prime]

Gotta have your condoms, or you'll have another sort of accident in bed.

Those two are funny, good work Panthro.

[Panthro]

http://i382.photobucket.com/albums/oo261/8-2-B-4-9-5/29FirstTime.jpg


Spidey:"Hey, you're not so bad. Are you sure you don't have a little superhero in you after all?"
Black Cat:"Uh, not really."
Spidey: "Would you like to?"
Bwahahahahahahahaha! Brilliant!

[Spider-Kid]

http://i382.photobucket.com/albums/oo261/8-2-B-4-9-5/29FirstTime.jpg
Spider-Man: so Can I have my copy of Iron Man, Yet?
Black Cat: Keep rubin. Oh yeah...That feels good...
Spider-Man: Its been 3 hours!
Black Cat: I guess you don't want your copy of iron man, then?
Spider-Man: No, I swear to god, I want it! I had this trouble gettting the incredible hulk on Blu-Ray!!!

[Superman Prime]

http://i382.photobucket.com/albums/oo261/8-2-B-4-9-5/02CapSpidey.jpg

SPIDER-MAN: "When I was a kid, I imagined I was you, and got a trash can lid to use as my shield."

CAPTAIN AMERICA: "...That is so touching."

[Doctor Jones]

http://i382.photobucket.com/albums/oo261/8-2-B-4-9-5/02CapSpidey.jpg

CAPTAIN AMERICA: Three hundred lived of men, I walked this earth. And now, I have no time. Look to my coming on first light on the fifth day. At dawn. Look to the east. Aragorn, the defenses have to hold.
SPIDER-MAN: They will hold.

[Superman Prime]

you have a lotr marathon or something, Doc?

[ultimatefan]

That one about Spidey playing with Cap´s shield is touching, I remember I used the top of a big basket to pretend it was his shield as a kid - I also used my dad´s brown robe as Batman´s cape...

[Spider-Kid]

http://i382.photobucket.com/albums/oo261/8-2-B-4-9-5/02CapSpidey.jpg
Captain America: What did I tell you about taking my American Psycho dvd?!?!?!?!?
Spider-Man: It wasn;t me!!!! You can blame Heath Ledger!
Captain America: Yeah, When he is Dead!! :whatever:

[ultimatefan]

http://i382.photobucket.com/albums/oo261/8-2-B-4-9-5/02CapSpidey.jpg
SPIDER-MAN: Still waiting for your movie to get made, huh?
CAPTAIN AMERICA: Yeah.
SPIDEY: That sucks, huh.
CAP: Yeah, it does.
SPIDEY: I mean, look at all the success I´ve had. Or X-Men.
CAP: I know, I know.
SPIDEY: You know, the first FF sucked and the first Hulk was hit-and-miss, and they STILL got more movies.
CAP: Well...
SPIDEY: And even C-list characters like Elektra and Ghost Rider got movies, nobody even knew who Blade was and he got thr...
CAP: ALL RIGHT, ALL RIGHT!!!

[Panthro]

http://i382.photobucket.com/albums/oo261/8-2-B-4-9-5/02CapSpidey.jpg
SPIDER-MAN: Still waiting for your movie to get made, huh?
CAPTAIN AMERICA: Yeah.
SPIDEY: That sucks, huh.
CAP: Yeah, it does.
SPIDEY: I mean, look at all the success I´ve had. Or X-Men.
CAP: I know, I know.
SPIDEY: You know, the first FF sucked and the first Hulk was hit-and-miss, and they STILL got more movies.
CAP: Well...
SPIDEY: And even C-list characters like Elektra and Ghost Rider got movies, nobody even knew who Blade was and he got thr...
CAP: ALL RIGHT, ALL RIGHT!!!
Hehehe, poor Cap. Wonder Woman feels his pain & vice versa.

[Panthro]

http://i382.photobucket.com/albums/oo261/8-2-B-4-9-5/02CapSpidey.jpg

SPIDER-MAN: "When I was a kid, I imagined I was you, and got a trash can lid to use as my shield."

CAPTAIN AMERICA: "...That is so touching."
Awwww.....

[Doctor Jones]

you have a lotr marathon or something, Doc?

No, I was just thinking of the awesomness of LOTR and it's lines at that time, and I decided to post them. :woot:

Because LOTR is awesome. :ninja:

[Doctor Jones]

http://i382.photobucket.com/albums/oo261/8-2-B-4-9-5/02CapSpidey.jpg
SPIDER-MAN: Why so down, Cap?
CAP: Well, I don't have goddamn movie yet. How would you feel if you didn't?
SPIDER-MAN: Can't say. I've had three. With a fourth on the way.

[Panthro]

Gotta have your condoms, or you'll have another sort of accident in bed.

Those two are funny, good work Panthro.
Thanks. Never come between a woman and her condoms. We don't want Black Cat to end up like Lois Lane in 'Superman Returns'.

http://i382.photobucket.com/albums/oo261/8-2-B-4-9-5/AmazingSpider-Man375.jpg
SPIDER-MAN: "I can't believe I have to fight for my life against Topher Grace of all people!"
VENOM: "For the last time, I'm not Topher Grace!:cmad:"

[ultimatefan]

^Thanks, Panthro!

Heh, he sure isn´t...

[LostMind]

http://i382.photobucket.com/albums/oo261/8-2-B-4-9-5/29FirstTime.jpg

SPIDER-MAN: "I'm sorry, Felicia but boobs don't work that way."

[Panthro]

http://i382.photobucket.com/albums/oo261/8-2-B-4-9-5/27BlackCatIsHorny.jpg
BLACK CAT: "Eat your heart out, Kirsten Dunst!"

[LostMind]

http://i382.photobucket.com/albums/oo261/8-2-B-4-9-5/27BlackCatIsHorny.jpg
BLACK CAT: "Spidey,you hard."
SPIDER-MAN: "Just like Chuck Norris' beard."

[ultimatefan]

Great stuff, Pantho, Lost!

[ultimatefan]

http://i382.photobucket.com/albums/oo261/8-2-B-4-9-5/AmazingSpider-Man375.jpg
VENOM: What did you make all those webs for?!?
SPIDEY: I didn´t, this used to be the set for the Justice League movie...

[3dman27]

http://i382.photobucket.com/albums/oo261/8-2-B-4-9-5/27BlackCatIsHorny.jpg
BLACK CAT: "Eat your heart out, Kirsten Dunst!"

SPIDEY"watch it felicia, kirsten would eat you for lunch"

[Panthro]

http://i382.photobucket.com/albums/oo261/8-2-B-4-9-5/AmazingSpider-Man375.jpg
VENOM: What did you make all those webs for?!?
SPIDEY: I didn´t, this used to be the set for the Justice League movie...
Bwahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha! Bahahahahahahahahahahahaha! Ahahahahahahahahahaha! Brilliant!

http://i382.photobucket.com/albums/oo261/8-2-B-4-9-5/17-1.jpg
BLACK CAT: "Sigh, time for another fan boy servicing ass shot."

http://i382.photobucket.com/albums/oo261/8-2-B-4-9-5/13JJJPointsTheFingerAtYou.jpg
JJJ: "What is the Secret of Soylent Green?!"


This one's inspired by a Picard manip I saw -
http://i382.photobucket.com/albums/oo261/8-2-B-4-9-5/13JJJPointsTheFingerAtYou.jpg
JJJ: "Shut the f*** up and get the f*** out! For my time is too precious & important to be wasted on you!"


http://i382.photobucket.com/albums/oo261/8-2-B-4-9-5/29.jpg
BLACK CAT: "I won't make you a bad man if you don't try to make me a good woman."
SPIDER-MAN: "Make you a good woman?! Why the Hell would I wanna do that?! You would be so hopelessly lame in the sack if you were a good woman!"
BLACK CAT: ":cmad:"
SPIDER-MAN: "Oh damn that came out wrong..."

[3dman27]

http://i382.photobucket.com/albums/oo261/8-2-B-4-9-5/02CapSpidey.jpg

CAP" i don't mind haveing to wait for my movie i wouldn't mind having a five part animated mini series"
spidey"a five part mini series"
cap" why not if its good enough or CHUCK NORRIS it's good enough for me"

[kedrell]

http://i382.photobucket.com/albums/oo261/8-2-B-4-9-5/29.jpg

SPIDER-MAN: "Kiss me, I'm Irish!"
BLACK CAT: "Kiss me, I'm horney!"

[kedrell]

http://i382.photobucket.com/albums/oo261/8-2-B-4-9-5/13JJJPointsTheFingerAtYou.jpg
JJJ: "YOU MANIACS!!!!!! YOU BLEW IT UP!!! DAMN YOU!!! DAMN YOU ALL TO HELL!!!!"

[kedrell]

http://i382.photobucket.com/albums/oo261/8-2-B-4-9-5/13JJJPointsTheFingerAtYou.jpg
JJJ: "Get your stinking paws off me you damn, dirty ape!!!"

[Panthro]

http://i382.photobucket.com/albums/oo261/8-2-B-4-9-5/29.jpg

SPIDER-MAN: "Kiss me, I'm Irish!"
BLACK CAT: "Kiss me, I'm horney!"
Bwahahahahahahahaha, brilliant!

And love those Planet of the Apes quotes.

[Superman Prime]

http://i382.photobucket.com/albums/oo261/8-2-B-4-9-5/13JJJPointsTheFingerAtYou.jpg

JJJ: "Damn those Grizzlies cheerleaders are HOT!"

[LostMind]

http://i382.photobucket.com/albums/oo261/8-2-B-4-9-5/29.jpg
BLACK CAT: "Take me now or lose me forever."
SPIDERMAN: "OK."

[LostMind]

http://i382.photobucket.com/albums/oo261/8-2-B-4-9-5/29.jpg
BLACK CAT: "Sir, you are no gentleman."
SPIDER-MAN: "And you ,miss, are no lady."

[LostMind]

http://i382.photobucket.com/albums/oo261/8-2-B-4-9-5/29.jpg
BLACK CAT: "If you go, where shall I go? What will I do?"
SPIDER-MAN: "Frankly, my dear, I don't give a damn."

[Superman Prime]

http://i382.photobucket.com/albums/oo261/8-2-B-4-9-5/29.jpg
BLACK CAT: "If you go, where shall I go? What will I do?"
SPIDER-MAN: "Frankly, my dear, I don't give a damn."

Great ref to Gone With the Wind.

[Superman Prime]

http://i382.photobucket.com/albums/oo261/8-2-B-4-9-5/29.jpg

SPIDER-MAN: "Can you ever forgive me for my third movie?"

BLACK CAT: "I can try."

[Superman Prime]

And for the record, I thought Spider-Man 3 was a cool movie.

[ultimatefan]

Thanks a lot, Panthro!

Love all the Spidey/BC stuff and "PLnaet of The Jameson".

[ultimatefan]

http://i382.photobucket.com/albums/oo261/8-2-B-4-9-5/29.jpg
BLACK CAT: I know I can´t see your eyes cuz of the mask, but you´re staring at my boobs, aren´t you?
SPIDEY: hehehe.

[The Navigator]

http://i382.photobucket.com/albums/oo261/8-2-B-4-9-5/29.jpg

CAT: If you were my husband, I'd put poison in your coffee.
SPIDEY: If you were my wife, I'd drink it.

[kedrell]

http://i182.photobucket.com/albums/x9/vandar_photo/79057-mary-jane_400.jpg
Spidey: "I'm thinking of a number between one and five."
MJ & Felicia: "Three."
Spidey: ":woot:"

[Panthro]

Love the staring at boobs and Gone with the Wind jokes.

http://i382.photobucket.com/albums/oo261/8-2-B-4-9-5/01Daredevil.jpg
DAREDEVIL: "Damn. I would have given anything to be directed by Chris Nolan."
SPIDER-MAN: "Hey, what about Sam Raimi?!"
DAREDEVIL: "Nah, Sam's good, but I don't think his style would really suit me. Of course, it could have been worse - Tim Story could have directed me."
SPIDER-MAN: "Please, don't even go there dude."

[LostMind]

http://i382.photobucket.com/albums/oo261/8-2-B-4-9-5/29.jpg
BLACK CAT: "Stop staring at my boobs."
SPIDER-MAN: "Hey, I'm not. Who do you think I am Ultimate Spider-Man?"

[LostMind]

http://i382.photobucket.com/albums/oo261/8-2-B-4-9-5/01Daredevil.jpg
Spider-Man: "Let's make a deal. You don't say anything bad about Spider-Man 3 and I won't make jokes about you being played by Ben Affleck."

[ultimatefan]

Love the "if we were married", the directors ´ comparison and the Ben Affleck one!

[Doctor Jones]

I think Affronsky would make a good Daredevil director choice.

[protocida]

http://i382.photobucket.com/albums/oo261/8-2-B-4-9-5/AmazingSpider-Man375.jpg
VENOM: What did you make all those webs for?!?
SPIDEY: I didn´t, this used to be the set for the Justice League movie...

http://comicmastersonline.com/shop/images/justice%20league%20of%20america.jpg
SUPERMAN: That's it, Spidey, You've gone too far! Prepare to have your ass kicked!

http://quityourdayjob.com.au/wp-content/uploads/2008/01/spiderman-colour.jpg
SPIDERMAN: I have a bad feeling about this...

[Panthro]

I think Affronsky would make a good Daredevil director choice.
Yeah, maybe.

http://i382.photobucket.com/albums/oo261/8-2-B-4-9-5/30.jpg
BLACK CAT: "Your audience deserve a better class of hot to trot love interest(s). And I'm gonna give it to them. You'll see, I'll show ya, here's a quick preview."


http://i382.photobucket.com/albums/oo261/8-2-B-4-9-5/30.jpg
BLACK CAT: "There's more where that came from if you can get me the Dark Knight DVD."

[ultimatefan]

Love the follow up to mine and "better classe of hot love interests".

[ultimatefan]

http://i382.photobucket.com/albums/oo261/8-2-B-4-9-5/30.jpg
BLACK CAT: Let me kiss your cheek and you get to kiss ANOTHER cheek...
SPIDER-MAN: Now THAT´S a deal!

[Superman Prime]

Bwahahahahaha, brilliant

Thanks.

[Superman Prime]

http://comicmastersonline.com/shop/images/justice%20league%20of%20america.jpg

SUPERMAN: "Don't worry, Spider-Man, we won't let Bryan Singer anywhere near your next film trilogy."

[Doctor Jones]

But we'll see Valkyerie.

[Superman Prime]

I'm not. After the last straw of finding out I had wasted $9 on Mission Impossible III, I don't watch Tom Cruise movies anymore.

[LightningFlash]

That is dumb...War of The Worlds, The Last Samurai, Collateral, Minority Report, Far and Away...all good Tom Cruise movies...and Valkyrie seems like it'll be another amazing movie.

[Superman Prime]

The only thing dumb here is you for believing your opinion holds more stock than mine.

[LightningFlash]

No...not wanting to watch anymore Tom Cruise movies just because of M:I3 IS dumb.

I once said I wouldn't watch anymore Sam Raimi-directed movies because of Spider-Man 3, which I took back just because he might bring The Shadow to the big screen.

So, yes...saying you will stop watching a line of movies because of an actor, directer, etc. is very "dumb".

So I was "dumb" for that, yes.

[Panthro]

http://comicmastersonline.com/shop/images/justice%20league%20of%20america.jpg

SUPERMAN: "Don't worry, Spider-Man, we won't let Bryan Singer anywhere near your next film trilogy."
Bwahahahahaha, brilliant.

[Superman Prime]

I said MI3 was the LAST STRAW, implying there were other movies before starring Tom Cruise that I didn't like. There has to be a stopping point when someone continually disappoints.

Now shut up before you embarrass yourself more.


No...not wanting to watch anymore Tom Cruise movies just because of M:I3 IS dumb.

I once said I wouldn't watch anymore Sam Raimi-directed movies because of Spider-Man 3, which I took back just because he might bring The Shadow to the big screen.

So, yes...saying you will stop watching a line of movies because of an actor, directer, etc. is very "dumb".

So I was "dumb" for that, yes.

[Superman Prime]

Bwahahahahaha, brilliant.

Thanks.

[LightningFlash]

I said MI3 was the LAST STRAW, implying there were other movies before starring Tom Cruise that I didn't like. There has to be a stopping point when someone continually disappoints.

Now shut up before you embarrass yourself more.

Well, if you think Cruise isn't a good actor...then I guess you can go watch Dragon Ball...

[ultimatefan]

TC can be a decent actor, but his implosion made him very hard to like, which hurts a little when you see him play a heroic/sympathetic character. But I´´ll still see a movie that seems interesting, even with him as the lead, and Valkryrie seems to be that.

[Superman Prime]

Well, if you think Cruise isn't a good actor...then I guess you can go watch Dragon Ball...

Whatever, Katie.

[ultimatefan]

http://i382.photobucket.com/albums/oo261/8-2-B-4-9-5/30.jpg
SPIDER-MAN: A kiss in the face? THat´s it?
BLACK CAT: After sixteen straight hours of deepthroating, sodomy, bondage, roleplaying and threesomes, it felt right to end on a light note...

[Spider-Kid]

Mother of St Patrick, Im Irish.

http://i382.photobucket.com/albums/oo261/8-2-B-4-9-5/13JJJPointsTheFingerAtYou.jpg
JJ: Yeah, thats ****in right, I said Topher Grace rocks!! What you gonna do about it, Biotch? Try getting a resevation in Mexico now you f**ing stupid biotch!!

[Superman Prime]

http://i382.photobucket.com/albums/oo261/8-2-B-4-9-5/13JJJPointsTheFingerAtYou.jpg

JJJ: "He stole my tickets to the next Grizzlies game!"

[Panthro]

http://i382.photobucket.com/albums/oo261/8-2-B-4-9-5/30.jpg
SPIDER-MAN: A kiss in the face? THat´s it?
BLACK CAT: After sixteen straight hours of deepthroating, sodomy, bondage, roleplaying and threesomes, it felt right to end on a light note...
Bwahahahahahahahahahahaha, brilliant!

[kedrell]

http://i382.photobucket.com/albums/oo261/8-2-B-4-9-5/13JJJPointsTheFingerAtYou.jpg

JJJ: "Get off my lawn...I'll blow a hole in your face and sleep like a baby."

[ultimatefan]

http://i382.photobucket.com/albums/oo261/8-2-B-4-9-5/30.jpg
SPIDER-MAN: Is it too dirty that just that is giving me an erection?
BLACK CAT: Dirty? It´s a thing of beauty...

[LostMind]

http://i182.photobucket.com/albums/x9/vandar_photo/79057-mary-jane_400.jpg
Spider-Man: "Greatest Christmas ever!"

[LostMind]

http://i382.photobucket.com/albums/oo261/8-2-B-4-9-5/MrFantasticTellsSpider-ManToShutThe.jpg
Reed: "I find it hilarious that a "spider" works at an newspaper."

[Superman Prime]

http://i382.photobucket.com/albums/oo261/8-2-B-4-9-5/MrFantasticTellsSpider-ManToShutThe.jpg

MR. F: "WHY ARE YOU JUST STANDING THERE?!"

SPIDER-MAN: "Posing for the camera."

[Doctor Jones]

http://i182.photobucket.com/albums/x9/vandar_photo/79057-mary-jane_400.jpg
Spider-Man: Are we about to get it on? Because I'm as hard as an iceberg during a snow storm right now.

[Panthro]

http://i182.photobucket.com/albums/x9/vandar_photo/79057-mary-jane_400.jpg
Spider-Man: "Greatest Christmas ever!"
Definitely. :grin::grin::grin:

[Panthro]

http://i382.photobucket.com/albums/oo261/8-2-B-4-9-5/MrFantasticTellsSpider-ManToShutThe.jpg

MR. F: "WHY ARE YOU JUST STANDING THERE?!"

SPIDER-MAN: "Posing for the camera."
Hehehe

[ultimatefan]

Love the christmas one and "spider on a newspaper".

[ultimatefan]

http://i182.photobucket.com/albums/x9/vandar_photo/79057-mary-jane_400.jpg
SPIDER-MAN: Hah, who said nerds have to own software companies to get the hot babes? They just have to be bitten by radioactive spiders who give them superpowers and fight the forces of evil till borderline death on a daily basis!

[Doctor Jones]

^ I would do that if I went home to MJ and Black Cat every night. Hell, I'll jump out of an airplane, one of my worst fears just to bed the two of them.

[ultimatefan]

^As Seinfeld once said, everything men do in life is for booty. Every time an astronaut goes to space, the first thing he does when he lands on Earth is call the girlfriend and ask, "did ya see me up there?"...

[LostMind]

http://i182.photobucket.com/albums/x9/vandar_photo/79057-mary-jane_400.jpg
Spider-Man(thinking): "Why is my spidey-sense going off? I'm getting what I always wanted. Must have hit my head or something."
Mary Jane(thinking): "It is all going according to plan."
Felicia(thinking): "After this is done, you and me , Red, we will finally be together."

[Panthro]

http://i182.photobucket.com/albums/x9/vandar_photo/79057-mary-jane_400.jpg
Spider-Man(thinking): "Why is my spidey-sense going off? I'm getting what I always wanted. Must have hit my head or something."
Mary Jane(thinking): "It is all going according to plan."
Felicia(thinking): "After this is done, you and me , Red, we will finally be together."
Bwahahahahaha

http://i382.photobucket.com/albums/oo261/8-2-B-4-9-5/17-1.jpg
BLACK CAT: "He may be an Iron Man, but Tony Stark is no gentleman."

[LostMind]

http://i182.photobucket.com/albums/x9/vandar_photo/79057-mary-jane_400.jpg
Spider-Man: "My girl got a girlfriend. I just found out but it's alright as long as I can be with her too."

[ultimatefan]

Love the "according to plan" one.

[ultimatefan]

http://i182.photobucket.com/albums/x9/vandar_photo/79057-mary-jane_400.jpg
SPIDER-MAN: Hah, Batman may be breaking all those box office and sales records and getting glowing reviews and Oscar buzz, and yet he´d be dead jealous of me right now...

[kedrell]

http://i382.photobucket.com/albums/oo261/8-2-B-4-9-5/13JJJPointsTheFingerAtYou.jpg

JJJ: "You little scumbag! I got your name! I got your @$$! You will not laugh! You will not cry! You will learn by the numbers. I will teach you! Now get up! Get on your feet! You had best unf*** yourself or I will unscrew your head and s**t down your neck!"

For the record, I'd have loved to see R. Lee Ermey play JJJ.

[ultimatefan]

http://i182.photobucket.com/albums/x9/vandar_photo/79057-mary-jane_400.jpg
SPIDER-MAN: Oh God now it REALLY rides up in the crotch...

[DX]

http://i182.photobucket.com/albums/x9/vandar_photo/79057-mary-jane_400.jpg

Spidey: "And why am I always complaining about how much my life sucks, again?"

[LostMind]

http://i182.photobucket.com/albums/x9/vandar_photo/79057-mary-jane_400.jpg
Spider-Man: "Can't think. Not enough blood going to the brain."

[Panthro]

Bwahahahahahahahahahaha, great captions.

http://i382.photobucket.com/albums/oo261/8-2-B-4-9-5/HulkBeingAmbushed.jpg
SPIDER-WOMAN #1: "I figured this thread needed some Spider-Woman, but you wouldn't believe what I had to go through to get here."



http://i382.photobucket.com/albums/oo261/8-2-B-4-9-5/27BlackCatIsHorny.jpg
SPIDER-MAN: "All this chaos just to get my attention?! What do you have to say for yourself?"
BLACK CAT: "I'm not wearing a bra or underwear under this costume."
SPIDER-MAN: "I forgive you."

[Doctor Jones]

http://i382.photobucket.com/albums/oo261/8-2-B-4-9-5/27BlackCatIsHorny.jpg
SPIDER-MAN: There something I have to tell you. I put alot of thought into it. And I know what I'm doing.
BLACK CAT: What is it?
SPIDER-MAN: We're breaking up. You, me, it's not working.
BLACK CAT: Why? After all the sex I gave you? After countless times I let you grope me?
SPIDER-MAN: You didn't like The Dark Knight.

[ultimatefan]

Great stuff all around, especially the blood one and the Spider-Woman one!

Sorry, I beat ya to the "my life sucks" one, DX!:cwink:

[Spider-Kid]

http://i182.photobucket.com/albums/x9/vandar_photo/79057-mary-jane_400.jpg
Spider-Man: Uhh...Lady;s??
Black Cat: What's wrong, spider?
Spider-Man: The reason that MJ Is kissing me with my mask on!!!!!




probably the last caption and post before I leave.

[ultimatefan]

What happened SK?

[Spider-Kid]

What happened SK?



Hype is giving me to much crap and ****.



I'll return, But probably not for a while


http://i182.photobucket.com/albums/x9/vandar_photo/79057-mary-jane_400.jpg
Spider-Man's wet dream.

[LostMind]

http://i382.photobucket.com/albums/oo261/8-2-B-4-9-5/01Daredevil.jpg
Spider-Man: "No girl I know wants to date you. They say dating you is the kiss of death."

[LostMind]

http://i382.photobucket.com/albums/oo261/8-2-B-4-9-5/MrFantasticTellsSpider-ManToShutThe.jpg
Reed: "You got it right, Peter. Going with a normal woman. Not worrying about a forcefield when you are arguing. You won't have to be paraniod that you being followed by your invisibile significant other."

[Panthro]

http://i382.photobucket.com/albums/oo261/8-2-B-4-9-5/27BlackCatIsHorny.jpg
SPIDER-MAN: There something I have to tell you. I put alot of thought into it. And I know what I'm doing.
BLACK CAT: What is it?
SPIDER-MAN: We're breaking up. You, me, it's not working.
BLACK CAT: Why? After all the sex I gave you? After countless times I let you grope me?
SPIDER-MAN: You didn't like The Dark Knight.
Bwahahahahaha, brilliant!

Aw, don't give up on the Hype SK!

I like Spidey's idea of a 'wet dream'.

http://i382.photobucket.com/albums/oo261/8-2-B-4-9-5/24PickMeUp.jpg
BLACK CAT: "Whoa, slow down Spider! I know I said I would be your Christmas present, but don't you think is a little too aggressive?!"
SPIDER-MAN: "Agressive?! How can you say that after all the times you've practically thrown yourself at me?!"

[ultimatefan]

http://i182.photobucket.com/albums/x9/vandar_photo/79057-mary-jane_400.jpg
SPIDER-MAN: Okay, as of tonight, I started believing in Santa Claus again!

[LostMind]

http://i382.photobucket.com/albums/oo261/8-2-B-4-9-5/27BlackCatIsHorny.jpg
SPIDER-MAN: "Well, it's not going to suck itself."

[Doctor Jones]

http://i382.photobucket.com/albums/oo261/8-2-B-4-9-5/27BlackCatIsHorny.jpg
SPIDER-MAN: Felicia, don't just stare at it. Eat it!

[Panthro]

http://i382.photobucket.com/albums/oo261/8-2-B-4-9-5/01Daredevil.jpg
Spider-Man: "No girl I know wants to date you. They say dating you is the kiss of death."
Bwahahahahaha, brilliant!

http://i382.photobucket.com/albums/oo261/8-2-B-4-9-5/SantaHulk.jpg
SANTA HULK: "Alright, who gets the condoms?"
KID SPIDER-MAN: "I do! I call dibs!"
KID IRON MAN: "Like Hell, those are my condoms!"
KID SPIDER-MAN: "I called dibs!"
KID WOLVERINE: "Forget you clowns, those condoms are mine!"
KID SHE-HULK: "I wish I had condoms..."
SANTA HULK: "This job was a lot easier before kids became so familiar with the joy of making love."

[Spider-ManHero12]

^^ hahaha!

[DX]

Sorry, I beat ya to the "my life sucks" one, DX!:cwink:
Ya did? :huh:

Ah well. lol

[LostMind]

http://i182.photobucket.com/albums/x9/vandar_photo/79057-mary-jane_400.jpg
Spider-Man: "This can happen to you. All you have to do is sell your soul to the Devil."

[LostMind]

http://i382.photobucket.com/albums/oo261/8-2-B-4-9-5/01Daredevil.jpg
Spider-Man: "I always wanted to meet the king of Women in Refrigerators."

[Panthro]

^^ hahaha!
Thanks!

[>>>venom<<<]

http://i182.photobucket.com/albums/x9/vandar_photo/79057-mary-jane_400.jpg
Spider-Man:WHY is my spider sense going off?!?!?!
OMG!! I'M GAY!!!!!!!!:shock

[ultimatefan]

http://i382.photobucket.com/albums/oo261/8-2-B-4-9-5/01Daredevil.jpg
DD: Jesus, did you know you also SMELL like a spider?!? How does MJ put up with it?
SM: Huh, how do spiders even smell, by the wat?
DD: Do you know college rooms after midnight? It´s worse!

[LostMind]

http://i382.photobucket.com/albums/oo261/8-2-B-4-9-5/01Daredevil.jpg
Daredevil: "I went to the wrong poker game. Now all your enemies know who you are."

[3dman27]

http://i382.photobucket.com/albums/oo261/8-2-B-4-9-5/01Daredevil.jpg


daredevil" spidey how do you describe a ruthless businessman?"
spidey"as someone who makes NORMAN OSBORN look like goddy two-shoes"

[kedrell]

http://i382.photobucket.com/albums/oo261/8-2-B-4-9-5/27BlackCatIsHorny.jpg

BLACK CAT: "Sleep with me."
Spider-Man: "Absolutely!"

[The Navigator]

http://i382.photobucket.com/albums/oo261/8-2-B-4-9-5/01Daredevil.jpg

DD: I know you're really Peter Parker.
SPIDEY: And everyone knows you're really Bruce Campbell.

[Panthro]

http://i382.photobucket.com/albums/oo261/8-2-B-4-9-5/01Daredevil.jpg
Spider-Man: "I always wanted to meet the king of Women in Refrigerators."
Hahahaha
:hehe::hehe::hehe:

[Panthro]

http://i382.photobucket.com/albums/oo261/8-2-B-4-9-5/01Daredevil.jpg

DD: I know you're really Peter Parker.
SPIDEY: And everyone knows you're really Bruce Campbell.
Hehehe, all he needs is the chainsaw & Sam Raimi.

http://i382.photobucket.com/albums/oo261/8-2-B-4-9-5/24PickMeUp.jpg
BLACK CAT: "Oh!"
SPIDER-MAN: "You get aroused way too easily."

[LostMind]

http://i382.photobucket.com/albums/oo261/8-2-B-4-9-5/01Daredevil.jpg
Daredevil: "At least, my love interest was not played by Kirsten Dunst."

[LostMind]

http://i382.photobucket.com/albums/oo261/8-2-B-4-9-5/24PickMeUp.jpg
Spider-Man: " You are pretty little kitty. Yes, you are."

[TwilightPro101]

http://i382.photobucket.com/albums/oo261/8-2-b-4-9-5/30.jpg
spider-man: A kiss in the face? That´s it?
Black cat: After sixteen straight hours of deepthroating, sodomy, bondage, roleplaying and threesomes, it felt right to end on a light note...

lmao!

[Panthro]

http://i382.photobucket.com/albums/oo261/8-2-B-4-9-5/01Daredevil.jpg
Daredevil: "At least, my love interest was not played by Kirsten Dunst."
Hehehehehehe

http://i382.photobucket.com/albums/oo261/8-2-B-4-9-5/01TheSwingingCouple.jpg
SPIDER-MAN: "Felicia, seriously, I really need some time to myself after my kinda-unofficial-yet-official divorce."
BLACK CAT: "Aw, you're such a sweet spider. You are also my tool & I will use you as I see fit."
SPIDER-MAN: "Yes, Mistress."

[Mario_Galaxy]

http://i10.photobucket.com/albums/a110/sub_zero92/adurr.png
Spider-Man: I JIZZED in my pants!

[LostMind]

http://i382.photobucket.com/albums/oo261/8-2-B-4-9-5/24PickMeUp.jpg
Black Cat: "You just shot web out of your bu.."
Spider-Man: "I don't want to talk about it."

[LostMind]

http://i182.photobucket.com/albums/x9/vandar_photo/79057-mary-jane_400.jpg
Spider-Man: "I'll be ringing in the New Year with a bang."

[3dman27]

http://i182.photobucket.com/albums/x9/vandar_photo/79057-mary-jane_400.jpg
spider-man: "i'll be ringing in the new year with a bang."

more like a cnanon blast

[ultimatefan]

http://i382.photobucket.com/albums/oo261/8-2-B-4-9-5/27BlackCatIsHorny.jpg
BLACK CAT: I´m going to be your absolute love slave for a night... As long as you spend a few hours with THEM...

http://i280.photobucket.com/albums/kk181/dirtywhiteboy54/spritle_and_chimchim.jpg

http://i382.photobucket.com/albums/oo261/8-2-B-4-9-5/27BlackCatIsHorny.jpg
SPIDER-MAN: You know, suddenly having Kirsten Dunst as my love interest doesn´t seem so bad...
BLACK CAT: Wussy.

[kedrell]

edit

[Doctor Jones]

I don't think Spider-Man f**king himself would go too well, Kedrell.

[Adrian89]

haha :wow:

errors like these happen, but anyway, it was funny!

[LostMind]

http://i382.photobucket.com/albums/oo261/8-2-B-4-9-5/27BlackCatIsHorny.jpg

BLACK CAT: "Lets play a game. I call it stroke the kitty."

[kedrell]

I don't think Spider-Man f**king himself would go too well, Kedrell.

haha :wow:

errors like these happen, but anyway, it was funny!

Oops! I fixed it.:cwink:


http://i382.photobucket.com/albums/oo261/8-2-B-4-9-5/27BlackCatIsHorny.jpg
Spider-Man: "Excuse me, but what exactly do you think you are doing?"
Black Cat: "I'm being as direct as I know how. I thought you'd appreciate that. And anyway, I always like a little knookie after lunch. What do you say?"
Spider-Man: "Are you trying to seduce me?"
Black Cat: "No. I wouldn't dream of seducing you, Peter. I wouldn't insult your intelligence with anything as trivial as seduction. But I would love to f*** you."

[Spider-Kid]

http://i382.photobucket.com/albums/oo261/8-2-B-4-9-5/24PickMeUp.jpg
Spider-Man: Nice ones.
Black Cat: WTF?
Spider-Man: Oh never mind. *drools*

[3dman27]

Oops! I fixed it.:cwink:


http://i382.photobucket.com/albums/oo261/8-2-B-4-9-5/27BlackCatIsHorny.jpg

felicia "spider i owe you$20.00"
spidey"see, i TOLD you there was a star wars pin that portayed mickey mouse as anakin skywalker"

[ultimatefan]

http://i382.photobucket.com/albums/oo261/8-2-B-4-9-5/01TheSwingingCouple.jpg
BLACK CAT: Now picture this scene in your live-action movies...
SPIDER-MAN: Hmmm yeah...
BLACK CAT: Picture my gentle touch and my firm body against yours in full three-dimensions...
SPIDER-MAN: Oh yeeeaahh...
BLACK CAT: And now picture I´m played by Jessica Alba.
SPODER-MAN:NOOOOOOOO!!!!!

[LostMind]

http://i382.photobucket.com/albums/oo261/8-2-B-4-9-5/27BlackCatIsHorny.jpg

BLACK CAT: "I am glad I got that off my chest. Wow, you are a great listener."
SPIDER-MAN: "What did you say? I zoned out about twenty minutes ago."

[Panthro]

http://i382.photobucket.com/albums/oo261/8-2-B-4-9-5/01TheSwingingCouple.jpg
BLACK CAT: Now picture this scene in your live-action movies...
SPIDER-MAN: Hmmm yeah...
BLACK CAT: Picture my gentle touch and my firm body against yours in full three-dimensions...
SPIDER-MAN: Oh yeeeaahh...
BLACK CAT: And now picture I´m played by Jessica Alba.
SPIDER-MAN:NOOOOOOOO!!!!!
Oh dear God that would be horrible. Having her ruin The Invisible Woman was bad enough, having Alba ruin Black Cat would be too much.

But still: :hehe::hehe::hehe:

[TwilightPro101]

http://i382.photobucket.com/albums/oo261/8-2-B-4-9-5/27BlackCatIsHorny.jpg

BLACK CAT: "I am glad I got that off my chest. Wow, you are a great listener."
SPIDER-MAN: "What did you say? I zoned out about twenty minutes ago."

lol.

[LostMind]

http://i382.photobucket.com/albums/oo261/8-2-B-4-9-5/27BlackCatIsHorny.jpg
Spider-Man: "I am lost. I have no luck. All the things in my life are going bad.
Black Cat: "Boo-hoo. Why don't you cry me a river."

[LostMind]

http://i382.photobucket.com/albums/oo261/8-2-B-4-9-5/27BlackCatIsHorny.jpg
Spider-Man: "I got your message."
Black Cat: "What message?"
Spider-Man: "For the booty call."
Black Cat: "That wasn't for you. It was for MJ."

[Panthro]

http://i382.photobucket.com/albums/oo261/8-2-B-4-9-5/27BlackCatIsHorny.jpg
Spider-Man: "I got your message."
Black Cat: "What message?"
Spider-Man: "For the booty call."
Black Cat: "That wasn't for you. It was for MJ."
Hehehehe, more girlfriends & wives cheating together on their mutual man. :hehe:

[LostMind]

http://i382.photobucket.com/albums/oo261/8-2-B-4-9-5/27BlackCatIsHorny.jpg
Spider-Man: "So this is the line for the tickets for Watchmen."
Black Cat: "Yes."

[LostMind]

http://i382.photobucket.com/albums/oo261/8-2-B-4-9-5/27BlackCatIsHorny.jpg
Spider-Man: "I'm sorry. I just can't date someone who has better abs than me."

[ultimatefan]

Thanks Panthro! Love the booty call and better abs too!

[ultimatefan]

http://i382.photobucket.com/albums/oo261/8-2-B-4-9-5/27BlackCatIsHorny.jpg
SPIDER-MAN: Hey, I was looking for a serious and committed relationship!
BLACK CAT: Really, I was just trying to get laid!
SPIDER-MAN: Hmmm, your plan is better!

[LostMind]

http://i382.photobucket.com/albums/oo261/8-2-B-4-9-5/27BlackCatIsHorny.jpg
Spider-Man: What's that? Marriage? Don't talk about...marriage? You kidding me? Marriage? I just hope we get another date! Another date.

[Venom'sDad]

.....

[Panthro]

http://i382.photobucket.com/albums/oo261/8-2-B-4-9-5/27BlackCatIsHorny.jpg
SPIDER-MAN: Hey, I was looking for a serious and committed relationship!
BLACK CAT: Really, I was just trying to get laid!
SPIDER-MAN: Hmmm, your plan is better!
hehehehehe, she definitely had the better plan.

http://i382.photobucket.com/albums/oo261/8-2-B-4-9-5/MrFantasticTellsSpider-ManToShutThe.jpg
MR. FANTASTIC: "You think I'm crazy! They think I'm crazy! Even *I* think I'm crazy! But the frog knows I'm not crazy!"
SPIDER-MAN: "Frog? What frog?"
MR. FANTASTIC: "That frog!"

http://i382.photobucket.com/albums/oo261/8-2-B-4-9-5/01Michigan_J_Frog.png
MICHIGAN J. FROG: "I'm ready for my close up, Mr. DeMille."

[Panthro]

http://i382.photobucket.com/albums/oo261/8-2-B-4-9-5/27BlackCatIsHorny.jpg
Spider-Man: "So this is the line for the tickets for Watchmen."
Black Cat: "Yes."
Hahahahaha

http://i382.photobucket.com/albums/oo261/8-2-B-4-9-5/FantasticFourInAction.jpg
SPIDER-MAN [off camera]: "Where you guys going?"
MR. FANTASTIC: "We're going to take our revenge on 20th Century Fox for our less than impressive 2005-2007 films!"
SPIDER-MAN [off camera]: "Oh. Good luck guys! Have fun stormin' the studio!"

[LostMind]

http://i382.photobucket.com/albums/oo261/8-2-B-4-9-5/FantasticFourInAction.jpg
MR. FANTASTIC: "Everyone run! Jessica Alba guest-starring."

[3dman27]

http://i382.photobucket.com/albums/oo261/8-2-B-4-9-5/27BlackCatIsHorny.jpg

b.c. "whats your take on norman osborn being the new head of the initiative spider?"
spidey"i believe in giving credit where its due if you mess with osborn you'll WISHyou were tangling with the green goblin"

[Panthro]

http://i382.photobucket.com/albums/oo261/8-2-B-4-9-5/FantasticFourInAction.jpg
MR. FANTASTIC: "Everyone run! Jessica Alba guest-starring."
Hehehe, good one.:hehe:

[Doctor Jones]

http://i382.photobucket.com/albums/oo261/8-2-B-4-9-5/FantasticFourInAction.jpg
MR. FANTASTIC: To the batcave! We haven't one minute to loose!
SPIDER-MAN: Yeah, like you're worthy of the batcave. Get back in your Fantastic car and get the hell home to the tower with the four on it.

[Panthro]

http://i382.photobucket.com/albums/oo261/8-2-B-4-9-5/FantasticFourInAction.jpg
MR. FANTASTIC: To the batcave! We haven't one minute to loose!
SPIDER-MAN: Yeah, like you're worthy of the batcave. Get back in your Fantastic car and get the hell home to the tower with the four on it.
Hehehehehehehe
http://i382.photobucket.com/albums/oo261/8-2-B-4-9-5/01AmazingFFSpider-Man001.jpg
MR. FANTASTIC: "Not good enough for the Bat-Cave are we?! Prepare to endure a thousand terrible things in the name of science!!!"
SPIDER-MAN: "Can't you take a joke?!"


http://i382.photobucket.com/albums/oo261/8-2-B-4-9-5/01AmazingFFSpider-Man001.jpg
SPIDER-MAN: "Guys, c'mon, let me out! I can't breath!"
MR. FANTASTIC: "Not until you reveal to us the secret of your box office success!"
THING: "Yeah you punk! You owe us! If it hadn't been for our success, you would never have had a chance in comics! We deserve the same in film!"
SPIDER-MAN: "Now you're just being silly! All four of you are being silly!"
HUMAN TORCH: "Oh yeah? I hope you still think it's silly when we filter the scent of onions in there!"

[ironman29758]

[quote=Panthro;16220679]Hehehehehehehe
http://i382.photobucket.com/albums/oo261/8-2-B-4-9-5/01AmazingFFSpider-Man001.jpg
MR. FANTASTIC:Now that we have you trapped we will star in the next spider-man movie and get fifty percent
SPIDER-MAN: Over my dead bodies

[3dman27]

[QUOTE=Doctor Jones;16220165]http://i382.photobucket.com/albums/oo261/8-2-B-4-9-5/FantasticFourInAction.jpg
/QUOTE]

reed" hurry up gentlemen sue's going to box jessica alba"
ben"noW thats what i call CLOBBERIN' TIME"

[kedrell]

http://i382.photobucket.com/albums/oo261/8-2-B-4-9-5/27BlackCatIsHorny.jpg
Spider-Man: "What knockers!!"
Black Cat: "Oh, why thank you."

Guess the reference and win some points.

[LostMind]

http://i382.photobucket.com/albums/oo261/8-2-B-4-9-5/27BlackCatIsHorny.jpg
Spider-Man: "What knockers!!"
Black Cat: "Oh, why thank you."

Guess the reference and win some points.
Young Frankenstein?

[Panthro]

[quote=Doctor Jones;16220165]http://i382.photobucket.com/albums/oo261/8-2-B-4-9-5/FantasticFourInAction.jpg
/QUOTE]

reed" hurry up gentlemen sue's going to box jessica alba"
ben"noW thats what i call CLOBBERIN' TIME"
Hehehehe, kick her ass, Sue!

[Panthro]

[quote=Panthro;16220679]Hehehehehehehe
http://i382.photobucket.com/albums/oo261/8-2-B-4-9-5/01AmazingFFSpider-Man001.jpg
MR. FANTASTIC:Now that we have you trapped we will star in the next spider-man movie and get fifty percent
SPIDER-MAN: Over my dead bodies
Hehehe, talk about desperate.

[LostMind]

http://i382.photobucket.com/albums/oo261/8-2-B-4-9-5/01AmazingFFSpider-Man001.jpg
Reed: "I would have went with the Garfield one."
Sue: "They were sold out."

[LostMind]

http://i382.photobucket.com/albums/oo261/8-2-B-4-9-5/01Daredevil.jpg
Spider-Man: "I slept with Megan Fox last night."
Daredevil: "Wow. How did you do that? I thought she was more interested in Captian America and Iron Man."
Spider-Man: "She was until I told her they were gay and in a relationship with each other."

[venomatemybrain]

http://www.google.com.au/images?q=tbn:vja-AL4Rt-gIzM::www.xmwallpapers.com/wallpaper/comics/images/JLM-Julie%252520Bell-Spiderman-vs-Venom.jpg (http://www.google.com.au/imgres?imgurl=http://www.xmwallpapers.com/wallpaper/comics/images/JLM-Julie%2520Bell-Spiderman-vs-Venom.jpg&imgrefurl=http://www.xmwallpapers.com/wallpaper/comics/imagepages/image21.htm&h=768&w=1024&sz=422&tbnid=vja-AL4Rt-gIzM::&tbnh=113&tbnw=150&prev=/images%3Fq%3Dspiderman%2Bvs%2Bvenom&hl=en&usg=__Xp3flCYbp9ROYcQ5KlqeuX5xVn4=&sa=X&oi=image_result&resnum=1&ct=image&cd=1)
Spidey: Come off it Brock... all I did was take the last cookie... this is madness
Venom: No.... This...Is...SPIDER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[venomatemybrain]

http://tbn0.google.com/images?q=tbn:4iYUEtBT7znIXM:http://ui30.gamespot.com/1469/vencarnspi_2.jpg (http://images.google.com.au/imgres?imgurl=http://ui30.gamespot.com/1469/vencarnspi_2.jpg&imgrefurl=http://www.gamespot.com/xbox360/action/spiderman3/view_image.html%3Fid%3DboIM4Bou7hmd5hHl&usg=__2FESYgaQLWpM-HRQZqA65AjzXHY=&h=314&w=500&sz=95&hl=en&start=7&um=1&tbnid=4iYUEtBT7znIXM:&tbnh=82&tbnw=130&prev=/images%3Fq%3Dspiderman%2Bvs%2Bvenom%26um%3D1%26hl% 3Den%26sa%3DN)
Carnage and Venom: Now we have you...
Spidey: (thinks: well this cant be that bad)
Carnage and Venom: Now you must listen to our life storys.
Spidey: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

[kedrell]

Young Frankenstein?

Points awarded!:woot:

[Panthro]

http://i382.photobucket.com/albums/oo261/8-2-B-4-9-5/01Daredevil.jpg
Spider-Man: "I slept with Megan Fox last night."
Daredevil: "Wow. How did you do that? I thought she was more interested in Captian America and Iron Man."
Spider-Man: "She was until I told her they were gay and in a relationship with each other."
Hehehehehe, oh Spidey you bastard
:hehe::hehe::hehe::hehe:

http://i382.photobucket.com/albums/oo261/8-2-B-4-9-5/MrFantasticTellsSpider-ManToShutThe.jpg
MR. FANTASTIC: "Look, I don't care who you liked better as an actor, Peter O'Toole could never have out-fought Charlton Heston!!!"

[LostMind]

http://i382.photobucket.com/albums/oo261/8-2-B-4-9-5/MrFantasticTellsSpider-ManToShutThe.jpg
SPIDER-MAN: " Your wife sucks at wrestling but you should see her box."
MR. FANTASTIC: "I don't get it. My wife is no wrestler or boxer."
SPIDER-MAN: "Yea. A real genius you are."

[LostMind]

http://i382.photobucket.com/albums/oo261/8-2-B-4-9-5/01Daredevil.jpg
Spider-Man(discussing Jessica Alba's acting): "I have seen better acting from dead people."

[Panthro]

http://i382.photobucket.com/albums/oo261/8-2-B-4-9-5/01Daredevil.jpg
Spider-Man(discussing Jessica Alba's acting): "I have seen better acting from dead people."
Hehehehe, so true.

[Venom'sDad]

http://i382.photobucket.com/albums/oo261/8-2-B-4-9-5/01Daredevil.jpg
DD: You tell your director, hands off Morbius. He's all mine!

SM: Oh man, you can have him... i've already been bitten by a spider.

[Venom'sDad]

http://i382.photobucket.com/albums/oo261/8-2-B-4-9-5/MrFantasticTellsSpider-ManToShutThe.jpg
SM: Oh Jesus Reed, get a breath mint man... damn.
Reed: Hah! Hum, it's not that bad.
SM: Oh, I see you still haven't figured out why Sue uses her force field. Genuis...eh

[Venom'sDad]

http://www.google.com.au/images?q=tbn:vja-AL4Rt-gIzM::www.xmwallpapers.com/wallpaper/comics/images/JLM-Julie%252520Bell-Spiderman-vs-Venom.jpg (http://www.google.com.au/imgres?imgurl=http://www.xmwallpapers.com/wallpaper/comics/images/JLM-Julie%2520Bell-Spiderman-vs-Venom.jpg&imgrefurl=http://www.xmwallpapers.com/wallpaper/comics/imagepages/image21.htm&h=768&w=1024&sz=422&tbnid=vja-AL4Rt-gIzM::&tbnh=113&tbnw=150&prev=/images%3Fq%3Dspiderman%2Bvs%2Bvenom&hl=en&usg=__Xp3flCYbp9ROYcQ5KlqeuX5xVn4=&sa=X&oi=image_result&resnum=1&ct=image&cd=1)
Spidey: Come on, be honest, do my arse really looks that big.
Venom: sss-yeah baby-sss
Spidey: Huh, what... what did you say? And why are you looking at me like that.... with your tongue hanging out?

[ultimatefan]

http://i382.photobucket.com/albums/oo261/8-2-B-4-9-5/01AmazingFFSpider-Man001.jpg
SPIDER-MAN: Okay Reed, I know you´re considered a genius inventor and all, but first of all panoramic elevators have no use for me, and even if they did, don´t they usually include, I dunno, AN ELEVATOR?!?

[Panthro]

http://i382.photobucket.com/albums/oo261/8-2-B-4-9-5/01AmazingFFSpider-Man001.jpg
SPIDER-MAN: Okay Reed, I know you´re considered a genius inventor and all, but first of all panoramic elevators have no use for me, and even if they did, don´t they usually include, I dunno, AN ELEVATOR?!?
Hehehe, crazy old Reed...

[Panthro]

http://i382.photobucket.com/albums/oo261/8-2-B-4-9-5/MrFantasticTellsSpider-ManToShutThe.jpg
SPIDER-MAN: "So is it true that your wife is really lame in the sack?"
MR. FANTASTIC: "Like Hell she is! Why I taught Susan everything she knows!"
SPIDER-MAN: "Huh. So maybe that's why-"
http://i382.photobucket.com/albums/oo261/8-2-B-4-9-5/FantasticFoursBenGrimmThingTellsSpi.jpg
THING: "You leave Susie alone! Or I'll do worse than clobber ya - I'll hand ya over to Namor!"
http://i382.photobucket.com/albums/oo261/8-2-B-4-9-5/01Namor.jpg
NAMOR: "You fiend! How dare you imply Susan to be 'lame in the sack'! For this you shall suffer a thousand terrible deaths!"
SPIDER-MAN: "Oh snap..."

http://i382.photobucket.com/albums/oo261/8-2-B-4-9-5/MrFantasticTellsSpider-ManToShutThe.jpg
SPIDER-MAN: "It's 10:30 PM on Earth. Do you know where your wife is?"
MR. FANTASTIC: "As a matter of fact I do! I left her at home with the kids!"
Back on Earth -
http://i382.photobucket.com/albums/oo261/8-2-B-4-9-5/NamorSue.jpg
SUSAN STORM [thinking]: "I wish I may, I wish I might, oh I know I'll get laid tonight."
NAMOR [thinking]: "Just call me Namor-igolo, Atlantean Gigolo."

[Venom'sDad]

http://i382.photobucket.com/albums/oo261/8-2-B-4-9-5/FantasticFoursBenGrimmThingTellsSpi.jpg
Spidey: Ha, you're a short little Thing aren't ya.
Thing: Aright....It's Clobbering Time.

[Doctor Jones]

http://i382.photobucket.com/albums/oo261/8-2-B-4-9-5/FantasticFoursBenGrimmThingTellsSpi.jpg

THING: The first rule of Fight Club is - you do not talk about Fight Club. The second rule of Fight Club is - you DO NOT talk about Fight Club. Third rule of Fight Club, someone yells Stop!, goes limp, taps out, the fight is over. Fourth rule, only two guys to a fight. Fifth rule, one fight at a time, fellas. Sixth rule, no shirt, no shoes. Seventh rule, fights will go on as long as they have to. And the eighth and final rule, if this is your first night at Fight Club, you have to fight.

[Panthro]

http://i382.photobucket.com/albums/oo261/8-2-B-4-9-5/FantasticFoursBenGrimmThingTellsSpi.jpg

THING: The first rule of Fight Club is - you do not talk about Fight Club. The second rule of Fight Club is - you DO NOT talk about Fight Club. Third rule of Fight Club, someone yells Stop!, goes limp, taps out, the fight is over. Fourth rule, only two guys to a fight. Fifth rule, one fight at a time, fellas. Sixth rule, no shirt, no shoes. Seventh rule, fights will go on as long as they have to. And the eighth and final rule, if this is your first night at Fight Club, you have to fight.
Hehehehehehe

[The Navigator]

http://i382.photobucket.com/albums/oo261/8-2-B-4-9-5/01AmazingFFSpider-Man001.jpg

The power being to climb out of the opening at the top.

[Panthro]

http://i382.photobucket.com/albums/oo261/8-2-B-4-9-5/04BlackCatSpidey.jpg
BLACK CAT: "I hated to have to lay him out like that, but after he said MJ was better in the sack than me, I had no choice but to defend my honor."

[Venom'sDad]

http://i382.photobucket.com/albums/oo261/8-2-B-4-9-5/04BlackCatSpidey.jpg
BC: What... right here, right now?

[Adrian89]

http://i382.photobucket.com/albums/oo261/8-2-b-4-9-5/01daredevil.jpg
spider-man: "i slept with megan fox last night."
daredevil: "wow. How did you do that? I thought she was more interested in captian america and iron man."
spider-man: "she was until i told her they were gay and in a relationship with each other."

HA HA HA! lol

[Panthro]

http://i382.photobucket.com/albums/oo261/8-2-B-4-9-5/04BlackCatSpidey.jpg
BC: What... right here, right now?
Hehehehehehe

http://i382.photobucket.com/albums/oo261/8-2-B-4-9-5/Spider-ManStormIronManGivestheFFCap.jpg
SPIDER-MAN: "You know, this orgy just isn't gonna work without more superheroines."

[ironman29758]

Hehehehehehe

http://i382.photobucket.com/albums/oo261/8-2-B-4-9-5/Spider-ManStormIronManGivestheFFCap.jpg
SPIDER-MAN: "You know, this orgy just isn't gonna work without more superheroines."
:funny: hillarious

http://i382.photobucket.com/albums/oo261/8-2-B-4-9-5/NamorSue.jpg
Namor:Kiss me and you'll get three wishes
Susan: I wish you were spider-man so he can teach how to get laid and get a good movie at the same time and Jessica Alba get betteracting skills so she can b a better invisible awnser and oscar winning fantastic four movie starring me , myself, I and Spidey
Namor: You don't want to marry me and have superhero baby
Susan:hurry up and give my spidey filled wish
Namor: wishes denied:cmad:

[Panthro]

:funny: hillarious

http://i382.photobucket.com/albums/oo261/8-2-B-4-9-5/NamorSue.jpg
Namor:Kiss me and you'll get three wishes
Susan: I wish you were spider-man so he can teach how to get laid and get a good movie at the same time and Jessica Alba get betteracting skills so she can b a better invisible awnser and oscar winning fantastic four movie starring me , myself, I and Spidey
Namor: You don't want to marry me and have superhero baby
Susan:hurry up and give my spidey filled wish
Namor: wishes denied:cmad:
Thanks & Hehehehehehehehehehe

http://i382.photobucket.com/albums/oo261/8-2-B-4-9-5/02CapSpidey.jpg
SPIDER-MAN: "So Cap I hear you finally got a director."
CAPTAIN AMERICA: "Yep."
SPIDEY: "Joe Johnson, right?"
CAP: "Yep."
SPIDEY: "Think he's up to the task?"
CAP: "I sure hope so. This could very well be my last chance at true cinematic glory."
SPIDEY: "Any progress on the coming back to life for the movie?"
CAP: "I'm still working on that, actually."
SPIDEY: "Well, good luck to ya Cap. I really do need you to have a successful franchise. The more successful Marvel franchises out there, the more time I'll have to kick back & relax."
CAP: "You're the hardest working hero I know."
SPIDEY: "Yes, yes I am."

[ultimatefan]

Tonsa cool stuff, missed the place.

[ultimatefan]

http://i382.photobucket.com/albums/oo261/8-2-B-4-9-5/02CapSpidey.jpg

CAPTAIN AMERICA: So The Dark Knight wasn´t nominated for best picture, huh?
SPIDEY: Nope.
CAP: That´s bad for all superhero based movies.
SPIDEY: Yeah it is.
CAP: If it didn´t get it, what you think are the chances of your next sequel or my upcoming movie getting one?
SPIDEY: About as big as me winning the lottery or you doing a nazi salute.
CAP: Damn.

[Panthro]

http://i382.photobucket.com/albums/oo261/8-2-B-4-9-5/02CapSpidey.jpg

CAPTAIN AMERICA: So The Dark Knight wasn´t nominated for best picture, huh?
SPIDEY: Nope.
CAP: That´s bad for all superhero based movies.
SPIDEY: Yeah it is.
CAP: If it didn´t get it, what you think are the chances of your next sequel or my upcoming movie getting one?
SPIDEY: About as big as me winning the lottery or you doing a nazi salute.
CAP: Damn.
Hehehehe, gotta love those Oscar gags.

And now a remake of a caption someone else did with Batman & Superman -

http://i382.photobucket.com/albums/oo261/8-2-B-4-9-5/02CapSpidey.jpg
SPIDER-MAN: "So I come home after a long hard day of fighting the forces of evil and what do I find? I find MJ and Black Cat in bed!"
CAPTAIN AMERICA: "Wow. That's both wonderful & terrible at the same time."
SPIDER-MAN: "I know! My wife cheating on me with my girlfriend and my girlfriend cheating on me with my wife!"
CAPTAIN AMERICA: "Oh these modern relationships..."

[ultimatefan]

Thanks! Hah, get used to it spidey...

[ultimatefan]

http://i382.photobucket.com/albums/oo261/8-2-B-4-9-5/02CapSpidey.jpg
CAP: So, The Dark Knight wasn´t nominated for best picture but The Reader was.
SPIDEY: Yep.
CAP: Makes you wonder if humankind is worth protecting after all.
SPIDEY: If Doom of Green Goblin want to nuke the Academy, be my guests...

[Doctor Jones]

It just shows that TDK being a comic book film set it back.

I bet the academy knew it was so damn good but they said, "WE can't have a comic book film in BP, how about we find a film that can replace it even if it has lesser quality>"

It all boils down to the academy thinking that there are more deserving films to win BP than a comic book film.

Think about it, they would think of it as an emmbaressment, winning over those other films?

I never had any respect for the academy in the first place now I have none.

[LostMind]

http://img401.imageshack.us/img401/6427/02capspideyax3.jpg
Spider-Man: "Wow! Look at Sue and Namor."
Captain America: "They are really going at it."
Spider-Man: "Should we be looking?"
Captain America: "I don't see why not. If they did not want us looking, they would be invisible."

[LostMind]

Hehehehe, gotta love those Oscar gags.

And now a remake of a caption someone else did with Batman & Superman -

http://i382.photobucket.com/albums/oo261/8-2-B-4-9-5/02CapSpidey.jpg
SPIDER-MAN: "So I come home after a long hard day of fighting the forces of evil and what do I find? I find MJ and Black Cat in bed!"
CAPTAIN AMERICA: "Wow. That's both wonderful & terrible at the same time."
SPIDER-MAN: "I know! My wife cheating on me with my girlfriend and my girlfriend cheating on me with my wife!"
CAPTAIN AMERICA: "Oh these modern relationships..."
Who ever thought of that first? He is a genius.:woot:

[Panthro]

http://i382.photobucket.com/albums/oo261/8-2-B-4-9-5/02CapSpidey.jpg
CAP: So, The Dark Knight wasn´t nominated for best picture but The Reader was.
SPIDEY: Yep.
CAP: Makes you wonder if humankind is worth protecting after all.
SPIDEY: If Doom of Green Goblin want to nuke the Academy, be my guests...
Hehehehehehehe

[Panthro]

http://img401.imageshack.us/img401/6427/02capspideyax3.jpg
Spider-Man: "Wow! Look at Sue and Namor."
Captain America: "They are really going at it."
Spider-Man: "Should we be looking?"
Captain America: "I don't see why not. If they did not want us looking, they would be invisible."
Hahahahahahahaha

They're such a naughty couple:hehe:

[ultimatefan]

Thanks!

Yeah, they are...

[The Navigator]

http://i382.photobucket.com/albums/oo261/8-2-B-4-9-5/02CapSpidey.jpg

CAP: Look down there. Tell me. Would you really feel any pity if one of those "dots" stopped moving forever? If I offered you twenty thousand pounds for every dot that stopped, would you really, old man, tell me to keep my money, or would you calculate how many dots you could afford to spare? Free of income tax, old man. Free of income tax - the only way you can save money nowadays.
SPIDEY:...the hell?

[Panthro]

http://i382.photobucket.com/albums/oo261/8-2-B-4-9-5/02CapSpidey.jpg

CAP: Look down there. Tell me. Would you really feel any pity if one of those "dots" stopped moving forever? If I offered you twenty thousand pounds for every dot that stopped, would you really, old man, tell me to keep my money, or would you calculate how many dots you could afford to spare? Free of income tax, old man. Free of income tax - the only way you can save money nowadays.
SPIDEY:...the hell?
Hehehehehehehehe

http://i382.photobucket.com/albums/oo261/8-2-B-4-9-5/17TiedUp.jpg
SPIDER-MAN: "Felicia, darling, I've always agreed with the concept of using protection, but isn't this a bit much?"

[Adrian89]

loooool mwahaah!

[Panthro]

loooool mwahaah!
Thanks.

[Doctor Jones]

http://i382.photobucket.com/albums/oo261/8-2-B-4-9-5/17TiedUp.jpg
SPIDER-MAN: I'll be right back, Felicia. I have to go out and find Mary Jane now.

[Panthro]

http://i382.photobucket.com/albums/oo261/8-2-B-4-9-5/17TiedUp.jpg
SPIDER-MAN: I'll be right back, Felicia. I have to go out and find Mary Jane now.
:hehe::hehe::hehe:

[ultimatefan]

Love the dots one and the protection one.
http://i7.photobucket.com/albums/y252/Superman2007/tobybrandon.jpg

ROUTH: Hey, how´s the next Spider-Man movie going?
TOBEY:Pretty well, actually. It´s been written by a Pulitzer Prize winner, we´ll shoot two movies back-to-back, and I´ll get 50 mil for them! And how´s the next Superman movie going?
ROUTH: You had to tease, didn´t ya?!? I KNEW you´re just another phony showoff Hollywood ***!! Want a piece of me, a**hole?!? I´ll chop you good!!

[Panthro]

Love the dots one and the protection one.
http://i7.photobucket.com/albums/y252/Superman2007/tobybrandon.jpg

ROUTH: Hey, how´s the next Spider-Man movie going?
TOBEY:Pretty well, actually. It´s been written by a Pulitzer Prize winner, we´ll shoot two movies back-to-back, and I´ll get 50 mil for them! And how´s the next Superman movie going?
ROUTH: You had to tease, didn´t ya?!? I KNEW you´re just another phony showoff Hollywood ***!! Want a piece of me, a**hole?!? I´ll chop you good!!
Hehehehehehe

Jealous Routh. Always good for a laugh.

[mjbull23]

Love the dots one and the protection one.
http://i7.photobucket.com/albums/y252/Superman2007/tobybrandon.jpg

ROUTH: Hey, how´s the next Spider-Man movie going?
TOBEY:Pretty well, actually. It´s been written by a Pulitzer Prize winner, we´ll shoot two movies back-to-back, and I´ll get 50 mil for them! And how´s the next Superman movie going?
ROUTH: You had to tease, didn´t ya?!? I KNEW you´re just another phony showoff Hollywood ***!! Want a piece of me, a**hole?!? I´ll chop you good!!

LOL too funny

[ironman29758]

Love the dots one and the protection one.
http://i7.photobucket.com/albums/y252/Superman2007/tobybrandon.jpg

ROUTH: Hey, how´s the next Spider-Man movie going?
TOBEY:Pretty well, actually. It´s been written by a Pulitzer Prize winner, we´ll shoot two movies back-to-back, and I´ll get 50 mil for them! And how´s the next Superman movie going?
ROUTH: You had to tease, didn´t ya?!? I KNEW you´re just another phony showoff Hollywood ***!! Want a piece of me, a**hole?!? I´ll chop you good!!
:woot:
the real reason the dark knight didn't get an oscar:

http://i7.photobucket.com/albums/y252/Superman2007/tobybrandon.jpg

Superman: Spider-man 3 was terrible. terrible music, Terrible supervillian and emo
Spider-man:At least I had supervillians to fight

Superman:....make sure the dark knight movie doesn't win the oscar to fufill our petty jealousy/hatred of Batman
Spider-man: agreed

[Adrian89]

HAHA, laughed my azz off, good one!

[ultimatefan]

Thanks Panthro, mj, Iron! The "conspiracy" one is awesome!

[Doctor Jones]

http://i7.photobucket.com/albums/y252/Superman2007/tobybrandon.jpg

MAGUIRE: Where are we?
ROUTH: Show and tell.

[Venom'sDad]

http://i7.photobucket.com/albums/y252/Superman2007/tobybrandon.jpg
Routh: Let me enlighten you, I'm Superman. The most powerful superhero ever.
Maguire: Well let me enlighten you sir, I'm Spider-Man. The most profitable superhero ever.
RedShirtGuy: Humm, guys.... all of us here sorta like Batman.

[ironman29758]

http://img103.imageshack.us/img103/6474/jokervsspideyua7.jpg
jOKER: This is what I think of Spider-man
Spider-Man: Oh Heck No!
http://img293.imageshack.us/img293/4269/ams557en2.jpg
Joker: Im sorry!I'm Sorry!Spider-man is ten times better that Dark Knight
Spider-man This for you own good and My amusment! I never did like clown or Batman.

[Adrian89]

http://i7.photobucket.com/albums/y252/Superman2007/tobybrandon.jpg
Routh: Let me enlighten you, I'm Superman. The most powerful superhero ever.
Maguire: Well let me enlighten you sir, I'm Spider-Man. The most profitable superhero ever.
RedShirtGuy: Humm, guys.... all of us here sorta like Batman.

Hahah funny.

[ultimatefan]

Love the one with Joker squeezing Spidey!

[ultimatefan]

http://i7.photobucket.com/albums/y252/Superman2007/tobybrandon.jpg
ROUTH: So, we took quite a beating from The Dark Knight with critics, fans and the audience, huh?
MAGUIRE: Well, look on the bright side, if and when we get sequels made no one will be asking, "how can you top the last one?"...

[ultimatefan]

http://img103.imageshack.us/img103/6474/jokervsspideyua7.jpg
jOKER: Just a few years ago, Spidey was king of the world and the Batman franchise was dead as the dodo... And people still say voodoo doesn´t work! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAA!!

[ultimatefan]

Like your sig and avvy, Doc! I prefer this take on the Joker, but that doesn´t mean I suddenly hate Nicholson´s Joker. He perfectly played THAT take on the character.

[Doctor Jones]

Exactly. Plus, I reallt hate it when People say, "He was just Jack playing himself."

Oh, how conveniant is it that we find someone who actually acts like the Joker?

[Panthro]

http://img103.imageshack.us/img103/6474/jokervsspideyua7.jpg
jOKER: Just a few years ago, Spidey was king of the world and the Batman franchise was dead as the dodo... And people still say voodoo doesn´t work! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAA!!
Bwahahahahahaha

And now another variation -

http://i382.photobucket.com/albums/oo261/8-2-B-4-9-5/Spider-ManGetsTooFriendlyWithTheLad.jpg
SPIDER-MAN: "So I was looking for the can last night and what I do find? I find Dr. Reed Richards, AKA: Mr. Fantastic, and Namor the Sub-Mariner, goin' at it Brokeback Mountain style!"
INVISIBLE WOMAN: "Oh my God! You mean to tell me that my husband is cheating on me with my boyfriend and that my boyfriend is cheating on me with my husband?! Oh dear God what kind of sick twisted soap opera have I gotten myself into?!?!"
SPIDER-MAN: "The kind that a little quality time between you and me can get you out of sweet cakes."
INVISIBLE WOMAN: "Go to Hell."

[Superhero 101]

Hahaha!!!!!

[ultimatefan]

Thanks Panthro! Awesome variation!

[ultimatefan]

http://i7.photobucket.com/albums/y252/Superman2007/tobybrandon.jpg
MAGUIRE: You know, a coincidence shall unite us!
ROUTH: That we both played iconic superheroes?
MAGUIRE: No, that our most significant roles last year were cameos as gay dudes! Our careers need help, urgent!!

[Panthro]

http://i7.photobucket.com/albums/y252/Superman2007/tobybrandon.jpg
MAGUIRE: You know, a coincidence shall unite us!
ROUTH: That we both played iconic superheroes?
MAGUIRE: No, that our most significant roles last year were cameos as gay dudes! Our careers need help, urgent!!
Hahahahahahahahahahahahahaha
:hehe::hehe::hehe::hehe::hehe:
Oh man I needed that after the day I've had...

[ultimatefan]

Thanks a lot!

[ultimatefan]

http://i7.photobucket.com/albums/y252/Superman2007/tobybrandon.jpg

ROUTH: C´mon, we´re both pretty boys who look like teenagers!!
MAGUIRE: Yeah, but I play a nerdy kid who´s still in college, what´s YOUR excuse?

[The Navigator]

http://i382.photobucket.com/albums/oo261/8-2-B-4-9-5/Spider-ManGetsTooFriendlyWithTheLad.jpg


Picture taken two seconds after Spider-Man suggested the women re-enact the "2 girls, 1 cup" video.

[Troy_Parker]

^^ :lmao:

[VenomVsSpidey]

http://i382.photobucket.com/albums/oo261/8-2-b-4-9-5/spider-mangetstoofriendlywiththelad.jpg


picture taken two seconds after spider-man suggested the women re-enact the "2 girls, 1 cup" video.

rotfl

[Panthro]

http://i7.photobucket.com/albums/y252/Superman2007/tobybrandon.jpg

ROUTH: C´mon, we´re both pretty boys who look like teenagers!!
MAGUIRE: Yeah, but I play a nerdy kid who´s still in college, what´s YOUR excuse?
:hehe::hehe::hehe::hehe:
Again, yours was also funny Rabbit.

[ultimatefan]

Thanks, Panthro! Great stuff, rabbit!

[ultimatefan]

http://i7.photobucket.com/albums/y252/Superman2007/tobybrandon.jpg

ROUTH (whispers): Okay, be ABSOLUTELY still and quiet... Don´t make any sudden movements... Christian Bale is in the room.
MAGUIRE (whispers): Nah, I´m just gonna scream like a girl and run like the wind.
ROUTH (whispers): Hmmm, yeah, your plan is better.
ROUTH AND MAGUIRE (run away): AAAAAAAAAAHHHHHH!!!!

[Panthro]

http://i7.photobucket.com/albums/y252/Superman2007/tobybrandon.jpg

ROUTH (whispers): Okay, be ABSOLUTELY still and quiet... Don´t make any sudden movements... Christian Bale is in the room.
MAGUIRE (whispers): Nah, I´m just gonna scream like a girl and run like the wind.
ROUTH (whispers): Hmmm, yeah, your plan is better.
ROUTH AND MAGUIRE (run away): AAAAAAAAAAHHHHHH!!!!
Hehehehe, everyone fears the Bale. :brucebat:

[ultimatefan]

^Thanks, yeah!

[Spider-ManHero12]

http://img103.imageshack.us/img103/6474/jokervsspideyua7.jpg
jOKER: This is what I think of Spider-man
Spider-Man: Oh Heck No!
http://img293.imageshack.us/img293/4269/ams557en2.jpg
Joker: Im sorry!I'm Sorry!Spider-man is ten times better that Dark Knight
Spider-man This for you own good and My amusment! I never did like clown or Batman. Lol. :woot:

[ironman29758]

Lol. :woot:
thanks. I try

[ultimatefan]

http://i7.photobucket.com/albums/y252/Superman2007/tobybrandon.jpg

ROUTH: Wow, that Christian Bale really embarassed himself with that rant on set caught on tape, huh?
MAGUIRE: Tell me about it, what a douche... Hey, how´s the hooker slashing thing going?
ROUTH: Cool, I´m up to 15 now... How´s the kiddie porn parties thing?
MAGUIRE: I´m hosting the fifth one this weekend... Hey, you don´t think any of this is gonna get recorded and end up on the Internet, do ya?
ROUTH: Of course not, don´t be paranoid...

[Panthro]

http://i7.photobucket.com/albums/y252/Superman2007/tobybrandon.jpg

ROUTH: Wow, that Christian Bale really embarassed himself with that rant on set caught on tape, huh?
MAGUIRE: Tell me about it, what a douche... Hey, how´s the hooker slashing thing going?
ROUTH: Cool, I´m up to 15 now... How´s the kiddie porn parties thing?
MAGUIRE: I´m hosting the fifth one this weekend... Hey, you don´t think any of this is gonna get recorded and end up on the Internet, do ya?
ROUTH: Of course not, don´t be paranoid...
Hehehehehe

And Bale's still cooler than both of them.

[ultimatefan]

Thanks, yeah he is.

[ultimatefan]

http://i7.photobucket.com/albums/y252/Superman2007/tobybrandon.jpg
ROUTH: I loved you in Tropic Thunder!
MAGUIRE: I loved you in Zack and Miri Make a Porno!
ROUTH: ...
MAGUIRE: ...
ROUTH: What do you mean by that?!?
MAGUIRE: No, what do YOU mean by that?!?

[Doctor Jones]

^ Hahahahaha! Great!

[DX]

http://i7.photobucket.com/albums/y252/Superman2007/tobybrandon.jpg

ROUTH: Wow, that Christian Bale really embarassed himself with that rant on set caught on tape, huh?
MAGUIRE: Tell me about it, what a douche... Hey, how´s the hooker slashing thing going?
ROUTH: Cool, I´m up to 15 now... How´s the kiddie porn parties thing?
MAGUIRE: I´m hosting the fifth one this weekend... Hey, you don´t think any of this is gonna get recorded and end up on the Internet, do ya?
ROUTH: Of course not, don´t be paranoid...
:lmao:

The things that celebs get caught doing, eh?

[Panthro]

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SPIDER-MAN: "So I hear there's a website out there dedicated to banning the Joker from ever appearing in any future Batman films because apparently Heath Ledger's take was just too good."
CAPTAIN AMERICA: "That's stupid. I liked him in the part don't get me wrong, but the Joker is bigger than any one actor. You might as well not make any more Superman films because of the death of Christopher Reeve."
SPIDER-MAN: "You know how fanboys are."

[Symbiote789]

^^^
Lol

[ultimatefan]

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CAPTAIN AMERICA: Jesus, who caused all that destruction? Doctor Doom? Magneto? Galactus?
SPIDER-MAN: Nah, Christian Bale went nuts over a latte that took too long or something.
CAPTAIN AMERICA: Well, he´s all yours, kid.
SPIDER-MAN: Hey, YOU are the superhero trying to get into mainstream culture spotlight, remember?

[Doctor Jones]

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CAPTAIN AMERICA: Jesus, what is that?
SPIDER-MAN: That, my friend is Cuba Gooding Jr.'s career.

[Panthro]

http://i382.photobucket.com/albums/oo261/8-2-B-4-9-5/02CapSpidey.jpg
CAPTAIN AMERICA: Jesus, who caused all that destruction? Doctor Doom? Magneto? Galactus?
SPIDER-MAN: Nah, Christian Bale went nuts over a latte that took too long or something.
CAPTAIN AMERICA: Well, he´s all yours, kid.
SPIDER-MAN: Hey, YOU are the superhero trying to get into mainstream culture spotlight, remember?
It's a dirty job Cap, but somebody's gotta do it.

[Panthro]

http://i382.photobucket.com/albums/oo261/8-2-B-4-9-5/02CapSpidey.jpg
CAPTAIN AMERICA: Jesus, what is that?
SPIDER-MAN: That, my friend is Cuba Gooding Jr.'s career.
:pal::pal::pal::pal:
Oh man, if ever there was an actor who fell from grace after winning an Oscar...

[StylishHokie21]

Great captions as usual guys! I remember when this thread from like 2 years ago. Some of those earlier captions had me crying.

[3dman27]

http://i382.photobucket.com/albums/oo261/8-2-B-4-9-5/02CapSpidey.jpg

cap "whats the matter spidey you look sad"?
spidey"
i wish the hypesters would put my pics in this thread instead of toby's"

[Doctor Jones]

:pal::pal::pal::pal:
Oh man, if ever there was an actor who fell from grace after winning an Oscar...

Thanks dude. Yeah, ever since he won that Oscar.

I saw a commerical with him in a TNT movie and it just looks like he's trying too hard.

[Panthro]

Thanks dude. Yeah, ever since he won that Oscar.

I saw a commerical with him in a TNT movie and it just looks like he's trying too hard.
Yeah, the curse of winning an Oscar too early in your career.

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MR. FANTASTIC: "Kick your ****ing ass. I want you off the ****ing set you prick. No, don't just be sorry, think for one ****ing second. What the **** are you doing? Are you professional or not? Do I ****ing walk around and rip- no, shut the **** up Bruce, do I-no! No! Don't shut me up. Am I going to walk around and rip your ****ing lighs down? In the middle of a scene? Then why the **** are you walking right through? a-tada-tada like this in the background, what the **** is it with you? What don't you ****ing understand? You got any ****ing idea about- Hey! It's ****ing distracting having somebody walking up behind bryce in the middle of the ****ing scene. Gimme a ****ing answer. What don't you get about it? ... **** sake man you're amateur... you've got something to say to this prick? Well somebody's should be watching him and keeping an eye on him. It's the second time that he doesn't give a **** about what is going on in front of the camera. Alright? I'm trying to ****ing do a scene here and I'm going why the **** is Shane walking in there? What is he doing there? Do you understand? My mind is not in the scene if you're doing that. Stay off the ****ing set man, for ****'s set. Right let's go again. Let's not take a ****ing minute, let's go again. And let's not have you ****ing walking in... You're unbelievable man, you're un-****ing-believable. The number of times you stroll in the ****ing background. I've never had a DP behave like this. You don't ****ing understand what its like working with actors. That's what that is. I'm not asking you, I'm telling you. You wouldn't have done that otherwise. I'm gonna ****ing kick your ****ing ass if you don't shut up for a second, alright? I'm gonna go, do you want me to go and trash your lights? Do you want me to ****ing trash them? Then why are you trashing my scene? You do it one more time, and I wain't walking back to set if you're still hired... seriously man - you and me, we're ****ing done professionaly.... ****ing ass."
SPIDER-MAN: "Dude, calm the f*** down! Who do you think you are, Christian Bale?!"

[ironman29758]

Yeah, the curse of winning an Oscar too early in your career.

http://i382.photobucket.com/albums/oo261/8-2-B-4-9-5/MrFantasticTellsSpider-ManToShutThe.jpg
MR. FANTASTIC: "Kick your ****ing ass. I want you off the ****ing set you prick. No, don't just be sorry, think for one ****ing second. What the **** are you doing? Are you professional or not? Do I ****ing walk around and rip- no, shut the **** up Bruce, do I-no! No! Don't shut me up. Am I going to walk around and rip your ****ing lighs down? In the middle of a scene? Then why the **** are you walking right through? a-tada-tada like this in the background, what the **** is it with you? What don't you ****ing understand? You got any ****ing idea about- Hey! It's ****ing distracting having somebody walking up behind bryce in the middle of the ****ing scene. Gimme a ****ing answer. What don't you get about it? ... **** sake man you're amateur... you've got something to say to this prick? Well somebody's should be watching him and keeping an eye on him. It's the second time that he doesn't give a **** about what is going on in front of the camera. Alright? I'm trying to ****ing do a scene here and I'm going why the **** is Shane walking in there? What is he doing there? Do you understand? My mind is not in the scene if you're doing that. Stay off the ****ing set man, for ****'s set. Right let's go again. Let's not take a ****ing minute, let's go again. And let's not have you ****ing walking in... You're unbelievable man, you're un-****ing-believable. The number of times you stroll in the ****ing background. I've never had a DP behave like this. You don't ****ing understand what its like working with actors. That's what that is. I'm not asking you, I'm telling you. You wouldn't have done that otherwise. I'm gonna ****ing kick your ****ing ass if you don't shut up for a second, alright? I'm gonna go, do you want me to go and trash your lights? Do you want me to ****ing trash them? Then why are you trashing my scene? You do it one more time, and I wain't walking back to set if you're still hired... seriously man - you and me, we're ****ing done professionaly.... ****ing ass."
SPIDER-MAN: "Dude, calm the f*** down! Who do you think you are, Christian Bale?!"
Reed show stop watching TMZ
:woot:

[The Navigator]

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ROUTH: Hey, Tobey, long time no see.
TOBEY (thinking): I'm fairly certain that Brandon Routh and that cashier are having an affair. Routh is the only interesting person I know.
ROUTH: So, uh...how's the career?
TOBEY (thinking): I'm almost completely indifferent as to whether Routh knows I'm having an affair with Kate Bosworth, his closest friend. Kate is almost perfect-looking.
ROUTH: ...are you gonna order?
TOBEY (thinking): She's usually operating on one or more psychiatric drugs; tonight I believe it's xanax.

[Panthro]

Reed show stop watching TMZ
:woot:
Yep.

[Panthro]

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ROUTH: Hey, Tobey, long time no see.
TOBEY (thinking): I'm fairly certain that Brandon Routh and that cashier are having an affair. Routh is the only interesting person I know.
ROUTH: So, uh...how's the career?
TOBEY (thinking): I'm almost completely indifferent as to whether Routh knows I'm having an affair with Kate Bosworth, his closest friend. Kate is almost perfect-looking.
ROUTH: ...are you gonna order?
TOBEY (thinking): She's usually operating on one or more psychiatric drugs; tonight I believe it's xanax.
Hehehehehe

[Panthro]

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SPIDER-MAN: "So I hear that the guys who made the Matrix films and Speed Racer might be handling the new Superman trilogy."
CAPTAIN AMERICA: "Huh... well I guess it could be worse."
SPIDER-MAN: "If nothing else it should have at least one really kick ass fight scene."
CAPTAIN AMERICA: "I certainly hope so."

[Arcturus]

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