Spider-Man Caption Thread.

[ultimatefan]

Thanks Panthro!

[ultimatefan]

http://i382.photobucket.com/albums/oo261/8-2-B-4-9-5/BlackCatSpidey.jpg
BLACK CAT: Have you seen Uhura in the new Star Trek? It helps to have a movie girlfriend that´s ACTUALLY sexy...

[Panthro]

http://i382.photobucket.com/albums/oo261/8-2-B-4-9-5/BlackCatSpidey.jpg
BLACK CAT: Have you seen Uhura in the new Star Trek? It helps to have a movie girlfriend that´s ACTUALLY sexy...
:hehe::hehe::hehe::hehe:
Damn right!

[Panthro]

http://i382.photobucket.com/albums/oo261/8-2-B-4-9-5/BlackCatSpidey.jpg
SPIDER-MAN [thinking]: "It's times like these I'm glad I don't work for Tom Rothman."

[ghost_x]

http://i382.photobucket.com/albums/oo261/8-2-B-4-9-5/BlackCatSpidey.jpg

Spiderman: 'HEY MJ! How d'ya like my new hands free kit?! I'm completely hands-free from you!...Adultery is a light option'

[ultimatefan]

Thanks Panthro and hehehehehehehe

[ultimatefan]

http://i382.photobucket.com/albums/oo261/8-2-B-4-9-5/BlackCatSpidey.jpg
BLACK CAT: If we have a scene like this in the next sequel, you think they´ll rate it R?
SPIDER-MAN: Right now, baby, I wouldn´t care if I got X-rated...

[Panthro]

http://i382.photobucket.com/albums/oo261/8-2-B-4-9-5/BlackCatSpidey.jpg
BLACK CAT: If we have a scene like this in the next sequel, you think they´ll rate it R?
SPIDER-MAN: Right now, baby, I wouldn´t care if I got X-rated...
Hehehehehe. Nor should he care.

http://i382.photobucket.com/albums/oo261/8-2-B-4-9-5/17-1.jpg
BLACK CAT: "Great, now Tom Rothman's after me. Sometimes my being too hot can be a curse."

[ultimatefan]

Thanks and hehehehehehe

[ultimatefan]

http://img89.imageshack.us/img89/1793/mrfantastictellsspiderm.jpg
REED: How couldn´t my franchise get a truly talented filmmaker like JJ Abrams and a decent budget to make it the epic sci-fi adventure it deserved to be?!?
SPIDEY: Two words for you, pal: Tom Rothman.

[ultimatefan]

http://i382.photobucket.com/albums/oo261/8-2-B-4-9-5/02CapSpidey.jpg
CAPTAIN AMERICA: What´s that ginormous thing that´s slowly, but surely, crumbling down?
SPIDER-MAN: Adam Sandler´s career.

[kedrell]

http://img89.imageshack.us/img89/1793/mrfantastictellsspiderm.jpg
REED: "So you're saying you could handle me. Is that an invitation?"

[kedrell]

http://img89.imageshack.us/img89/1793/mrfantastictellsspiderm.jpg
REED: How couldn´t my franchise get a truly talented filmmaker like JJ Abrams and a decent budget to make it the epic sci-fi adventure it deserved to be?!?
SPIDEY: Two words for you, pal: Tom Rothman.

hehehehehe, for the record, someone like JJ Abrams would be perfect to direct a really good FF movie.

[ultimatefan]

^Definitely.

[kedrell]

http://img89.imageshack.us/img89/1793/mrfantastictellsspiderm.jpg
REED: "Hello!! Anybody home?!!! Think McFly, THINK!!!!"

[ultimatefan]

Can´t go wrong with a BTTF quote.

[Panthro]

Great stuff guys.

http://img89.imageshack.us/img89/1793/mrfantastictellsspiderm.jpg
MR. FANTASTIC: "Oh boo-hoo! You had to emo jazz dance! Your friend turned enemy got cheap amnesia! Sandman pulled a Jack Nicholson Joker! You got no real joy out of your relationship with MJ! Boo-frickin'-hoo!"
SPIDER-MAN: "Jeez Reed, what do you want?"
MR. FANTASTIC: "I want YOU to stop whining & b***ing about the more lukewarm reaction to your 3rd film and just be grateful that your franchise was respectable at one point and that Sony still wants to make 3 more films about you while me and my posse don't have any future films in sight!"

[Panthro]

http://img89.imageshack.us/img89/1793/mrfantastictellsspiderm.jpg
MR. FANTASTIC: "You think you got it bad stuck with Kirsten Dunst?! I got stuck with Jessica Alba!!! And that ain't no walk in the park!"
SPIDER-MAN: "Hmm, maybe Kirsten's not so bad after all..."

[Venom'sDad]

http://i382.photobucket.com/albums/oo261/8-2-B-4-9-5/BlackCatSpidey.jpg

A sensual BlackCat: Is that a flashlight or you just excited to see me?!

A very suave Spiderman: That's my new Canon Zoooommm Lens xi 2400 series Hi-Defff Camera...... eh. ;)

[ultimatefan]

Cool stuff Panthro.

[ultimatefan]

http://img89.imageshack.us/img89/1793/mrfantastictellsspiderm.jpg
MR. FANTASTIC: You think getting Topher Grace as Venom was bad?!? They turned Doctor Doom into a rip-off of Norman Osborn in your first movie mixed with Electro!!

[Panthro]

http://img89.imageshack.us/img89/1793/mrfantastictellsspiderm.jpg
MR. FANTASTIC: You think getting Topher Grace as Venom was bad?!? They turned Doctor Doom into a rip-off of Norman Osborn in your first movie mixed with Electro!!
:hehe::hehe::hehe::hehe::hehe:

[ultimatefan]

Thanks!

[ultimatefan]

http://i382.photobucket.com/albums/oo261/8-2-B-4-9-5/02CapSpidey.jpg
CAPTAIN AMERICA: Why the hell Wolverine keeps stabbing himself when he knows he´ll just heal every time?
SPIDER-MAN: He´s trying to look his worst so they stop using him for every movie and cartoon project that´s even remotely mutant-related...

[protocida]

http://img89.imageshack.us/img89/1793/mrfantastictellsspiderm.jpg
MR. FANTASTIC: I'M NOT GEORGE W. BUSH!

[protocida]

http://img89.imageshack.us/img89/1793/mrfantastictellsspiderm.jpg
MR. FANTASTIC: ... Kick your ****ing ass! I want you off the lab, you prick! No, don't just be sorry, THINK for one ****ing second! The **** are you doing? Are you professional or not? Do I ****ing walk arround - NO, SHUT THE **** UP, PETER! - Do I - NO! NO! DON'T SHUT ME UP! - Am I going to walk arround and rip your ****ing webs now? In the middle of the swing? Why the **** are you walking right threw... Ah, TADADADA like this in the lab? What the **** is it with you? WHAT DON'T YOU ****ING UNDERSTAND? You have any ****ing idea about how "Hey, it's ****ing distracting having someone walk behind Susan in the middle of an ****ing experiment!" GIVE ME ****ING AWSWER! What don't you get about it? OH, GOOD FOR YOU! AND HOW WAS IT?! I hope it was ****ing good Because it's useless now, isn't it? ****'s sake, man! You AMATEUR! Ben, do 'ya having something to be said to this prick? Well, someone should ****ing watch him and keep an eye on him! It's the second time, he doesn't give a **** about what's going on in front of the camera! Alright? I'm trying to ****ing do an ****ing scientific discovery here and I'm going "Why the **** is Spider-Man walking in here? What is he doing there?" Do you understand my mind is not in the experiment if you're doing that. Just walk of the ****ing lab, man. ****'s sake. Alright, let's go again. Let's not take a ****ing minute, LET'S GO AGAIN! Unless not having you ****ing WALKING IN! You're unbelievable, man. You're un****INGbelievable. Numberous times you're ****ing strobbing arround in the lab. I'm not gonna have a teammate behave like this. AH, you don't ****ing understand what's right working with explorers, that's what it is. THAT'S WHAT THAT IS, MAN! And I'm telling you - I'M NOT ASKING, I'M TELLING YOU, you wouldn't have done that otherwise - I wanna ****ing kick your ****ing ass! Now what, shut up for a second, alright? I'm going... You want me to go and ****ing trash your webs? DO I ****ING TRASH THEM? So why are you trashing my experiment? YOU ARE TRASHING MY EXPERIMENT! Do that one more time and I'm not ****ing walking on this building if you're still a member. I'm ****ing serious, you're a nice guy, you're a nice guy, but I don't cut with your ******** when you're ****ing arround like this on the Lab. Yeah, you might get it, Johnny, but he doesn't ****ing get it! You might - HE DOES NOT GET IT! No, I don't need any ****ing walking. He needs to STOP walking! I ain't the one walking! Let's get calm, let's put the suits and let's go again. Seriously, man, you and me, we're ****ing done professionaly. ****ing ass.

[Panthro]

http://i382.photobucket.com/albums/oo261/8-2-B-4-9-5/02CapSpidey.jpg
CAPTAIN AMERICA: Why the hell Wolverine keeps stabbing himself when he knows he´ll just heal every time?
SPIDER-MAN: He´s trying to look his worst so they stop using him for every movie and cartoon project that´s even remotely mutant-related...
:hehe::hehe::hehe::hehe::hehe:
Bwahahaha, they really can't do anything mutant or X-Men related without sticking Wolverine in it anymore, can they? Kinda sad really.

Yours were also funny proto.

[Panthro]

http://i382.photobucket.com/albums/oo261/8-2-B-4-9-5/BreeVanDeKamp.jpg
"Hi, I'm Mary-Jane Watson, and I'm here for my audition for Bree Van De Kamp."

http://i382.photobucket.com/albums/oo261/8-2-B-4-9-5/02CapSpidey.jpg
CAPTAIN AMERICA: "Damn, you've got all that in your bed? And your life sucks why?"
SPIDER-MAN: "Hmm... y'know I'm not sure."

[3dman27]

[QUOTE=ultimatefan;16953443]http://i382.photobucket.com/albums/oo261/8-2-B-4-9-5/02CapSpidey.jpg
/QUOTE]

captain america how come the BEAST cant get a movie franchise of his own?
if he's good enough to be an AVENGER he's good enough for a solo movie

[ultimatefan]

http://i382.photobucket.com/albums/oo261/8-2-B-4-9-5/02CapSpidey.jpg
CAPTAIN AMERICA: Shouldn´t we be down there protecting the citizens instead of yakking about geeky stuff all the time?
SPIDER-MAN: Probably. So, went to see Terminator Salvation already?

[The Navigator]

http://i382.photobucket.com/albums/oo261/8-2-B-4-9-5/01Namor.jpg

Where will you be when diarrhea strikes?

[Panthro]

Good stuff Rabbit, UF, 3dman27

[ultimatefan]

Thanks!

[ultimatefan]

http://i382.photobucket.com/albums/oo261/8-2-B-4-9-5/01Namor.jpg
NAMOR: For the last f***ing time, I´m NOT Spock!!

http://i26.photobucket.com/albums/c141/BBeltballerina/Nimoy-Leonard.jpg
NIMOY I´ve been there, my friend, and trust me, the more you fight it, the worse it gets...

[3dman27]

Edit

[Panthro]

http://i382.photobucket.com/albums/oo261/8-2-B-4-9-5/01Namor.jpg
NAMOR: For the last f***ing time, I´m NOT Spock!!

http://i26.photobucket.com/albums/c141/BBeltballerina/Nimoy-Leonard.jpg
NIMOY I´ve been there, my friend, and trust me, the more you fight it, the worse it gets...
:hehe::hehe::hehe::hehe::hehe:
That's brilliant.

[The Navigator]

http://i382.photobucket.com/albums/oo261/8-2-B-4-9-5/07.jpg

SPIDER-MAN: Man, I can't believe I'm ****ing Catwoman! Batman's gonna be pissed!
BLACK CAT:...

http://i382.photobucket.com/albums/oo261/8-2-B-4-9-5/07.jpg

SPIDER-MAN: So I always thought Enterprise was the best Star Trek series. You?
BLACK CAT:...

[Panthro]

http://i382.photobucket.com/albums/oo261/8-2-B-4-9-5/07.jpg

SPIDER-MAN: Man, I can't believe I'm ****ing Catwoman! Batman's gonna be pissed!
BLACK CAT:...

http://i382.photobucket.com/albums/oo261/8-2-B-4-9-5/07.jpg

SPIDER-MAN: So I always thought Enterprise was the best Star Trek series. You?
BLACK CAT:...
:pal::pal::pal::pal:

[Spider-Kid]

http://i382.photobucket.com/albums/oo261/8-2-B-4-9-5/07.jpg
Spider-Man: Seen that new movie Drag Me To Hell? I heard it's getting good reviews. Apparently, Spider-Man 4 should be better. What's your analysis?
Black Cat:....I think Sam Rami is probably gonna end up directing another ****** movie with Avi Arad.

[ultimatefan]

Thanks, Panthro, love the BC?SM exchanges.

Hey Spider-kid is back, welcome!

[ultimatefan]

http://i382.photobucket.com/albums/oo261/8-2-B-4-9-5/07.jpg
Spider-Man: What if Natalie Portman plays you?
Black Cat:....

[ultimatefan]

http://i382.photobucket.com/albums/oo261/8-2-B-4-9-5/07.jpg
Spider-Man: Hey, what if we make Vulture the main villain in the next sequel? People will love to see that old geezer!
Black Cat:....

[DX]

http://i382.photobucket.com/albums/oo261/8-2-B-4-9-5/07.jpg

Spidey: "So, what did you think XMO: Wolverine's Deadpool? Pretty cool, right? But, of course, what do you expect from Fox?"

Black Cat: "...No...Just no..."

[Panthro]

http://i382.photobucket.com/albums/oo261/8-2-B-4-9-5/07.jpg
Spider-Man: What if Natalie Portman plays you?
Black Cat:....
:pal::pal::pal::pal::pal:

[Panthro]

http://i382.photobucket.com/albums/oo261/8-2-B-4-9-5/07.jpg
SPIDER-MAN: "So... would you f*** you? I'd f*** you. I'd f*** you HARD."
BLACK CAT: "I can't even find the words."

[Spider-Kid]

Thanks, Panthro, love the BC?SM exchanges.

Hey Spider-kid is back, welcome!


cheers, took a long decision to go back to the boards. =D

http://i382.photobucket.com/albums/oo261/8-2-B-4-9-5/07.jpg
Spider-Man: Man, it's like you and Mary-Jane are the only GOOD characters with good, drawn, and developed breasts.
Black-Cat:....

[Spider-Kid]

http://i382.photobucket.com/albums/oo261/8-2-B-4-9-5/02CapSpidey.jpg
Spidey: Yo, what's up Cap?
CA: I....just...well...lets just say this. I wasted 5 dollars.
Spidey: Why?
CA: He was just standing there, Spidey.
Spidey: Oh crap, you said you wouldn't talk about this!
CA: He was RAPED, PETER!
Spidey: IT'S NOT YOUR FAULT, CAP! IF YOU TRY NOT TO REMEMBER IT, IT'LL GO AWAY!!!!!
CA: I COULDN'T STAND IT!!!! TERMINATOR SALVATION WAS A HORRIBLE MOVIE!!!!
Spidey: Terminator? Oh, I thought you meant the last Indianna Jones movie.
CA: Uh, no....I was presuming that Christian Bale did a terrible preformance as John Connor and that I should have gone to see Star Trek instead.



Idea inspired off The China Probrem (south park...lol)

[ultimatefan]

Thanks, Panthro!

Nice onde, SK!

[ultimatefan]

http://i382.photobucket.com/albums/oo261/8-2-B-4-9-5/02CapSpidey.jpg
CAPTAIN AMERICA: What´s that thing that was sky high and suddenly took a huge drop?
SPIDEY: Christian Bale´s geek credibility after Terminator Salvation.

[protocida]

http://img16.imageshack.us/img16/1478/19121613.jpg

[ultimatefan]

Hah, that panel doesn´t even need a caption!

[Panthro]

http://img16.imageshack.us/img16/1478/19121613.jpg
:pal::pal::pal::pal::pal:
MJ sure knows how to make Peter jealous.

[Panthro]

http://i382.photobucket.com/albums/oo261/8-2-B-4-9-5/07.jpg
BLACK CAT: "You told me you were wearing a condom!!!"
SPIDER-MAN: "It's not my fault it broke!"

[Milu]

http://img16.imageshack.us/img16/1478/19121613.jpg
Ah man, that one's right up there with "Quiet or Papa spank!" :applaud

[Panthro]

http://i382.photobucket.com/albums/oo261/8-2-B-4-9-5/07.jpg
SPIDER-MAN: "So how about that Catwoman? She's pretty hot isn't she?"
BBLACK CAT: ":cmad:"

[protocida]

http://screencapheaven.com/testcoppermine/albums/spiderman2/DVD_VIDEO-1403.jpg

SPIDER-MAN: KHAAAAAAAAAAN!

[protocida]

http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_FmQ7sFgB48g/RhCxXQzmBuI/AAAAAAAAAN0/f6eT3lpdAY4/s400/16+-+Peter+&+Mary+Jane+%5BLabeled%5D.jpg

SPIDER-MAN: I've told Venom. MJ, bring me everyone.

MJ: What do you mean "Everyone"?

http://screencapheaven.com/testcoppermine/albums/spiderman2/DVD_VIDEO-1403.jpg

SPIDER-MAN: EEEEVERYOOOONEEEE!!!!

[LostMind]

http://img177.imageshack.us/img177/4075/33321669.jpg
Spider-Man: "Why are you mad? I just said your costume does not show enough cleavage."

[LostMind]

http://img89.imageshack.us/img89/1793/mrfantastictellsspiderm.jpg
Reed: "Where is MJ?"
Spidey: "MJ is at the apartment."
Reed: "Why?"
Spidey: "You know we went to get something to eat."
Reed: "Yea."
Spidey: "Thor was there."
Reed: "Ok."
Spidey: "MJ asks Thor about his hammer."
Reed: "Yea."
Spidey: "Then she asks if she can see it."
Reed: "Ok but that does not explain why she is not here."
Spidey: "Well for the past hour, He has been nailing her with his hammer."
Reed: "Oh."

[LostMind]

http://img89.imageshack.us/img89/1793/mrfantastictellsspiderm.jpg
Spider-Man: "34-24-34."
Reed: "I say 36-24-34."
Spider-Woman(off panel): "You guys disgust me. Trying to figure out my measurements."
Reed: "We are not."
Spider-Man: "We just trying to remember the start-up code for the Fantasticar."
Spider-Woman: "Oh. Sorry."
Spider-Man: "It is ok."
Reed(after Spider-Woman leaves): "That was some quick thinking on your part."

[Panthro]

LostMind, all 3 of your captions ROCKED.
http://screencapheaven.com/testcoppermine/albums/spiderman2/DVD_VIDEO-1403.jpg
TOBEY: "Replace me with Zac Efron?! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!"

[kedrell]

http://i382.photobucket.com/albums/oo261/8-2-B-4-9-5/07.jpg

Spidey: "So we're friends, right? When do those benefits start kickin' in?"
Cat: ":cmad:"

[ultimatefan]

Tonsa cool stuff, especially the code one, the cleavage one - it´s funny cuz it´s true - and the Zac Efron - the horror, the horror - one.

[ultimatefan]

http://img177.imageshack.us/img177/4075/33321669.jpg
Spider-Man: C´mon honey, you KNOW "platinum blonde" is a BS boyfriend-trying-to-be-nice euphemism, your hair is WHITE! I know it, you know it, everone knows it! It´s whiter than my Aunt May´s hair, for crying out loud!

[ultimatefan]

http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_FmQ7sFgB48g/RhCxXQzmBuI/AAAAAAAAAN0/f6eT3lpdAY4/s400/16+-+Peter+&+Mary+Jane+%5BLabeled%5D.jpg
SPIDER-MAN: Man, this is WAY too much Photoshop!

[SpaceWay2009]

http://img89.imageshack.us/img89/1793/mrfantastictellsspiderm.jpg
Spider-Man: "34-24-34."
Reed: "I say 36-24-34."
Spider-Woman(off panel): "You guys disgust me. Trying to figure out my measurements."
Reed: "We are not."
Spider-Man: "We just trying to remember the start-up code for the Fantasticar."
Spider-Woman: "Oh. Sorry."
Spider-Man: "It is ok."
Reed(after Spider-Woman leaves): "That was some quick thinking on your part."LOL! But what does the number represent? I mean, I know what they are referring to. But what exactly does it...measure? I hope that wasn't too confusing.

[SpaceWay2009]

Double post.

[kedrell]

LOL! But what does the number represent? I mean, I know what they are referring to. But what exactly does it...measure? I hope that wasn't too confusing.

It's boobs/waist/ass.

[kedrell]

http://img89.imageshack.us/img89/1793/mrfantastictellsspiderm.jpg
Spider-Man: "34-24-34."
Reed: "I say 36-24-34."
Spider-Woman(off panel): "You guys disgust me. Trying to figure out my measurements."
Reed: "We are not."
Spider-Man: "We just trying to remember the start-up code for the Fantasticar."
Spider-Woman: "Oh. Sorry."
Spider-Man: "It is ok."
Reed(after Spider-Woman leaves): "That was some quick thinking on your part."

Hehehe, lemme guess. Wings?

[Venom'sDad]

http://screencapheaven.com/testcoppermine/albums/spiderman2/DVD_VIDEO-1403.jpg
An angry Tobey @ SHH: AAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!! STOP MAKING CAPTIONS OF ME!!! IT'S NOT FUNNY, DAMMIT!!!! UGH!

[protocida]

http://screencapheaven.com/testcoppermine/albums/spiderman2/DVD_VIDEO-1403.jpg
An angry Tobey @ SHH: AAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!! STOP MAKING CAPTIONS OF ME!!! IT'S NOT FUNNY, DAMMIT!!!! UGH!
http://ministeriodaverdade.files.wordpress.com/2009/01/heath_ledger.jpg

JOKER: Why so serious?

[Venom'sDad]

Good follow-up :)

[venomscurse2]

http://img89.imageshack.us/img89/1793/mrfantastictellsspiderm.jpg
Reed: Parker! If you don't give a sh**, then what will the poor have to eat?!

[protocida]

http://img89.imageshack.us/img89/1793/mrfantastictellsspiderm.jpg
REED: Would you **** me? Would you **** me? I'd **** me. HARD.

SPIDEY: ...

REED: ...

SPIDEY: ...

REED:

SPIDEY: That was ****ed up.

[Panthro]

http://img177.imageshack.us/img177/4075/33321669.jpg
Spider-Man: C´mon honey, you KNOW "platinum blonde" is a BS boyfriend-trying-to-be-nice euphemism, your hair is WHITE! I know it, you know it, everone knows it! It´s whiter than my Aunt May´s hair, for crying out loud!
Hehehe, Black Cat's still hot though. You wouldn't say Storm isn't hot simply because of her hair being white, would you?:cwink:

[SpaceWay2009]

It's boobs/waist/ass.Haha! All right, thanks!

[ultimatefan]

Thanks, Panthro! Cool stuff, guys.

[ultimatefan]

http://screencapheaven.com/testcoppermine/albums/spiderman2/DVD_VIDEO-1403.jpg
TOBEY: kick your f***in’ ass! I want you off the f***in’ set, you prick! No, don’t just be sorry! Think for one f***in’ second! What the f*** are you doing? Are you professional or not? Do I f***in’ walk around and rip down– No, shut the f*** up! Do I walk– No! Nnno! Don’t shut me up! Am I gonna walk around and rip your f***in’ lights down? In the middle of a scene? Then why the f*** are you walkin’ right through? “Oh, dah-dah, dah-dah,” like this in the background. What the f*** is it with you? What don’t you f***in’ understand? You got any f***in’ idea about, hey, it’s f***in’ distracting having somebody walkin’ up behind Bryce in the middle of the f***in’ scene? Gimme a f***in’ answer! What don’t you get about it? Ohhhhh, goooood for you! And how was it? I hope it was f***in’ good, because it’s useless now, isn’t it? F***’s sake, man, you’re amateur. Raimi, you have f***in’ somethin’ to say to this prick? Well, somebody should be f***in’ watchin’ him and keepin’ an eye on him. It’s the second time that he doesn’t give a f***. About what is goin’ on in front of the camera. Alright? I’m tryin’ to f***in’ do a scene here and I’m goin’, “Why the f*** is he walkin’ in there? What is he doin’ there?” Do you understand, my mind is not in the scene if you’re doin’ that. Stay off the f***in’ set, man. For f***’s sake. Right, let’s go again. No, let’s not take a f***in’ minute, let’s go again! And let’s not have you f***in’ walkin’ in! Can I have Tom put this on, please? You’re unbelievable, man. You’re un-f***in’-believable. Number of times you’re strollin’ a-f***in’-round in the background. I’ve never had a DP behave like this. Ahhhhh, you don’t f***in’ understand what it’s like workin’ with actors, that’s what that is.T hat’s what that is, man, I’m tellin’ you! I’m not askin’, I’m tellin’ you. You wouldn’t have done that otherwise. [sound of something being knocked over] I’m gonna f***in’ kick your f***in’ ass! If you don’t shut up for a second, alright? I’m gonna go, you want me to f***in’ trash your lights? Do you want me to f***in’ trash ‘em? Then why are you trashin’ my scene? You are trashin’ my scene! You do it one more f***in’ time, and I ain’t walkin’ on this set if you’re still hired. I’m f***in’ serious. You’re a nice guy! You’re a nice guy! But that don’t f***in’ cut it when you’re bulls****in’ and f***in’ around like this on set! Yeah, you might get it, he doesn’t f***in’ get it! You might. He! Does! Not! Get it! No, I don’t need any f***in’ walkin’! He needs to stop walkin’! I ain’t the one walkin’! Let’s get Tom and put this back on, let’s go again. Seriously, man, you and me, we’re f***in’ done professionally. F***in’ ass.

http://snarkerati.com/movie-news/files/2009/02/christian-bale.jpg
BALE: Huh, nice try kiddo, but next time leave the insane macho rampage for the pros, okay? F***ing amateur...

[Panthro]

http://screencapheaven.com/testcoppermine/albums/spiderman2/DVD_VIDEO-1403.jpg
TOBEY: kick your f***in’ ass! I want you off the f***in’ set, you prick! No, don’t just be sorry! Think for one f***in’ second! What the f*** are you doing? Are you professional or not? Do I f***in’ walk around and rip down– No, shut the f*** up! Do I walk– No! Nnno! Don’t shut me up! Am I gonna walk around and rip your f***in’ lights down? In the middle of a scene? Then why the f*** are you walkin’ right through? “Oh, dah-dah, dah-dah,” like this in the background. What the f*** is it with you? What don’t you f***in’ understand? You got any f***in’ idea about, hey, it’s f***in’ distracting having somebody walkin’ up behind Bryce in the middle of the f***in’ scene? Gimme a f***in’ answer! What don’t you get about it? Ohhhhh, goooood for you! And how was it? I hope it was f***in’ good, because it’s useless now, isn’t it? F***’s sake, man, you’re amateur. Raimi, you have f***in’ somethin’ to say to this prick? Well, somebody should be f***in’ watchin’ him and keepin’ an eye on him. It’s the second time that he doesn’t give a f***. About what is goin’ on in front of the camera. Alright? I’m tryin’ to f***in’ do a scene here and I’m goin’, “Why the f*** is he walkin’ in there? What is he doin’ there?” Do you understand, my mind is not in the scene if you’re doin’ that. Stay off the f***in’ set, man. For f***’s sake. Right, let’s go again. No, let’s not take a f***in’ minute, let’s go again! And let’s not have you f***in’ walkin’ in! Can I have Tom put this on, please? You’re unbelievable, man. You’re un-f***in’-believable. Number of times you’re strollin’ a-f***in’-round in the background. I’ve never had a DP behave like this. Ahhhhh, you don’t f***in’ understand what it’s like workin’ with actors, that’s what that is.T hat’s what that is, man, I’m tellin’ you! I’m not askin’, I’m tellin’ you. You wouldn’t have done that otherwise. [sound of something being knocked over] I’m gonna f***in’ kick your f***in’ ass! If you don’t shut up for a second, alright? I’m gonna go, you want me to f***in’ trash your lights? Do you want me to f***in’ trash ‘em? Then why are you trashin’ my scene? You are trashin’ my scene! You do it one more f***in’ time, and I ain’t walkin’ on this set if you’re still hired. I’m f***in’ serious. You’re a nice guy! You’re a nice guy! But that don’t f***in’ cut it when you’re bulls****in’ and f***in’ around like this on set! Yeah, you might get it, he doesn’t f***in’ get it! You might. He! Does! Not! Get it! No, I don’t need any f***in’ walkin’! He needs to stop walkin’! I ain’t the one walkin’! Let’s get Tom and put this back on, let’s go again. Seriously, man, you and me, we’re f***in’ done professionally. F***in’ ass.

http://snarkerati.com/movie-news/files/2009/02/christian-bale.jpg
BALE: Huh, nice try kiddo, but next time leave the insane macho rampage for the pros, okay? F***ing amateur...
:hehe::hehe::hehe::hehe:

[Panthro]

http://screencapheaven.com/testcoppermine/albums/spiderman2/DVD_VIDEO-1403.jpg
TOBEY: "Stop saying I'm too old to play a traditionally late teen/early 20s/mid 20s character!"

http://snarkerati.com/movie-news/files/2009/02/christian-bale.jpg
BALE: "Well dude you're what, 35 now?"

[ultimatefan]

^Thanks and hehehehehehehe

[ultimatefan]

http://screencapheaven.com/testcoppermine/albums/spiderman2/DVD_VIDEO-1403.jpg
FOUR BUCKS FOR A COMIC BOOK?!!? ARE YOU PEOPLE OUT OF YOUR F***ING MINDS?!!?

[Panthro]

http://screencapheaven.com/testcoppermine/albums/spiderman2/DVD_VIDEO-1403.jpg
FOUR BUCKS FOR A COMIC BOOK?!!? ARE YOU PEOPLE OUT OF YOUR F***ING MINDS?!!?
:hehe::hehe::hehe::hehe:

http://i382.photobucket.com/albums/oo261/8-2-B-4-9-5/01A_bdhgwenstacy2.jpg
GWEN STACY: "Oh man I am so toasted right now... I think... I've got to lay off that stash that Topher keeps bringing over from the 70s Show set."

[Venom'sDad]

http://i186.photobucket.com/albums/x135/symbiote24/omg.gif
OMG! OMG! I'm gonna play Prowler in the next Spider-Man flick!!!

[Venom'sDad]

http://snarkerati.com/movie-news/files/2009/02/christian-bale.jpg
Come on..... let me hear you say it.


http://i10.photobucket.com/albums/a141/BrooklynCrippler/myspacesig1.jpg
No... I don't wanna.


http://snarkerati.com/movie-news/files/2009/02/christian-bale.jpg
I want to hear you say it... Say It Right Now!


http://i10.photobucket.com/albums/a141/BrooklynCrippler/myspacesig1.jpg
let an roos.



http://snarkerati.com/movie-news/files/2009/02/christian-bale.jpg
What? What was that... I couldn't hear you?


http://screencapheaven.com/testcoppermine/albums/spiderman2/DVD_VIDEO-1403.jpg
BATMAN RULES!!!



http://snarkerati.com/movie-news/files/2009/02/christian-bale.jpg
Ohh, Batman Rules....... I thought that's what you said.

:hehe:

[Panthro]

http://i186.photobucket.com/albums/x135/symbiote24/omg.gif
OMG! OMG! I'm gonna play Prowler in the next Spider-Man flick!!!
Hehehehehe

http://i382.photobucket.com/albums/oo261/8-2-B-4-9-5/01A_bdhgwenstacy2.jpg
GWEN: "C'mon, don't make me do the 'Would you f*** me I'd f*** me hard" gag."

[Panthro]

http://snarkerati.com/movie-news/files/2009/02/christian-bale.jpg
Come on..... let me hear you say it.


http://i10.photobucket.com/albums/a141/BrooklynCrippler/myspacesig1.jpg
No... I don't wanna.


http://snarkerati.com/movie-news/files/2009/02/christian-bale.jpg
I want to hear you say it... Say It Right Now!


http://i10.photobucket.com/albums/a141/BrooklynCrippler/myspacesig1.jpg
let an roos.



http://snarkerati.com/movie-news/files/2009/02/christian-bale.jpg
What? What was that... I couldn't hear you?


http://screencapheaven.com/testcoppermine/albums/spiderman2/DVD_VIDEO-1403.jpg
BATMAN RULES!!!



http://snarkerati.com/movie-news/files/2009/02/christian-bale.jpg
Ohh, Batman Rules....... I thought that's what you said.

:hehe:
Bwahahahahahahahahaha

[Panthro]

http://i382.photobucket.com/albums/oo261/8-2-B-4-9-5/01A-BendingOverMsMarvel.jpg
http://i10.photobucket.com/albums/a141/BrooklynCrippler/myspacesig1.jpg
PETER: "My God, her ass is better than both MJ's ass and Black Cat's ass combined! And she's just BEGGING me to grab it at that angle... must... grab... consequences... be... damned..."

[SpaceWay2009]

^Nice picture, too!

[Panthro]

^Nice picture, too!
Thanks.

http://i382.photobucket.com/albums/oo261/8-2-B-4-9-5/01ASexyAmora.jpg
AMORA THE ENCHANTRESS: "Hello there spider-boy..."

http://i382.photobucket.com/albums/oo261/8-2-B-4-9-5/01ASpider-Man.jpg
SPIDER-MAN: "Thor is SOOOOOOOOO gonna kill me after he finds out I screwed Amora, assuming MJ & Felcia [Black Cat] don't kill me first... but it'll be worth it."

[ultimatefan]

Thanks, Panthro!

Love the Batman rules one and the Ms. Marvel one.

[ultimatefan]

http://i10.photobucket.com/albums/a141/BrooklynCrippler/myspacesig1.jpg
TOBEY: I´ll be king of superhero movies again, you´ll see!

http://snarkerati.com/movie-news/files/2009/02/christian-bale.jpg
BALE: Why, cuz you use a lot more Photoshop than me?

[Panthro]

http://i10.photobucket.com/albums/a141/BrooklynCrippler/myspacesig1.jpg
TOBEY: I´ll be king of superhero movies again, you´ll see!

http://snarkerati.com/movie-news/files/2009/02/christian-bale.jpg
BALE: Why, cuz you use a lot more Photoshop than me?
Hehehehehehe


http://i382.photobucket.com/albums/oo261/8-2-B-4-9-5/01ASpider-Man.jpg
SPIDER-MAN: "Oh no, my ticket for 'UP' is getting away! Must snag it with a web line!"

[ultimatefan]

Thanks! It sadly reminds me UP hasn´t opened in Brazil yet.

[ultimatefan]

http://i10.photobucket.com/albums/a141/BrooklynCrippler/myspacesig1.jpg
TOBEY: I´ll be king of superhero movies at the box office again, you´ll see!

http://snarkerati.com/movie-news/files/2009/02/christian-bale.jpg
BALE: Why, cuz you appeal more to the sexually ambiguous demographics?

[Panthro]

http://i10.photobucket.com/albums/a141/BrooklynCrippler/myspacesig1.jpg
TOBEY: I´ll be king of superhero movies at the box office again, you´ll see!

http://snarkerati.com/movie-news/files/2009/02/christian-bale.jpg
BALE: Why, cuz you appeal more to the sexually ambiguous demographics?
:hehe::hehe::hehe::hehe::hehe::hehe:

[protocida]

http://i10.photobucket.com/albums/a141/BrooklynCrippler/myspacesig1.jpg
TOBEY: I'll be king of superhero movies at the box office again, you'll see!

http://snarkerati.com/movie-news/files/2009/02/christian-bale.jpg
BALE: Why, because Morbius might attract the "Twilight" tweens?

[kedrell]

^Nice one.

http://i10.photobucket.com/albums/a141/BrooklynCrippler/myspacesig1.jpg
TOBEY: "I'll be back on top as the undisputed king of superheroes just you watch, dammit!!!"

http://snarkerati.com/movie-news/files/2009/02/christian-bale.jpg
BALE: "Pfft, this time next year you won't even be Marvel's king anymore."

[Panthro]

Ked, Proto, great work as usual.

http://i382.photobucket.com/albums/oo261/8-2-B-4-9-5/27BlackCatIsHorny.jpg
BLACK CAT: "C'mon, you know that after the lukewarm response to #3 you're gonna need all the help you can get to become box office champion again."
SPIDER-MAN: "You're right, as usual."

[Doctor Octopus]

http://screencapheaven.com/testcoppermine/albums/spiderman2/DVD_VIDEO-1403.jpg
TOBEY: kick your f***in’ ass! I want you off the f***in’ set, you prick! No, don’t just be sorry! Think for one f***in’ second! What the f*** are you doing? Are you professional or not? Do I f***in’ walk around and rip down– No, shut the f*** up! Do I walk– No! Nnno! Don’t shut me up! Am I gonna walk around and rip your f***in’ lights down? In the middle of a scene? Then why the f*** are you walkin’ right through? “Oh, dah-dah, dah-dah,” like this in the background. What the f*** is it with you? What don’t you f***in’ understand? You got any f***in’ idea about, hey, it’s f***in’ distracting having somebody walkin’ up behind Bryce in the middle of the f***in’ scene? Gimme a f***in’ answer! What don’t you get about it? Ohhhhh, goooood for you! And how was it? I hope it was f***in’ good, because it’s useless now, isn’t it? F***’s sake, man, you’re amateur. Raimi, you have f***in’ somethin’ to say to this prick? Well, somebody should be f***in’ watchin’ him and keepin’ an eye on him. It’s the second time that he doesn’t give a f***. About what is goin’ on in front of the camera. Alright? I’m tryin’ to f***in’ do a scene here and I’m goin’, “Why the f*** is he walkin’ in there? What is he doin’ there?” Do you understand, my mind is not in the scene if you’re doin’ that. Stay off the f***in’ set, man. For f***’s sake. Right, let’s go again. No, let’s not take a f***in’ minute, let’s go again! And let’s not have you f***in’ walkin’ in! Can I have Tom put this on, please? You’re unbelievable, man. You’re un-f***in’-believable. Number of times you’re strollin’ a-f***in’-round in the background. I’ve never had a DP behave like this. Ahhhhh, you don’t f***in’ understand what it’s like workin’ with actors, that’s what that is.T hat’s what that is, man, I’m tellin’ you! I’m not askin’, I’m tellin’ you. You wouldn’t have done that otherwise. [sound of something being knocked over] I’m gonna f***in’ kick your f***in’ ass! If you don’t shut up for a second, alright? I’m gonna go, you want me to f***in’ trash your lights? Do you want me to f***in’ trash ‘em? Then why are you trashin’ my scene? You are trashin’ my scene! You do it one more f***in’ time, and I ain’t walkin’ on this set if you’re still hired. I’m f***in’ serious. You’re a nice guy! You’re a nice guy! But that don’t f***in’ cut it when you’re bulls****in’ and f***in’ around like this on set! Yeah, you might get it, he doesn’t f***in’ get it! You might. He! Does! Not! Get it! No, I don’t need any f***in’ walkin’! He needs to stop walkin’! I ain’t the one walkin’! Let’s get Tom and put this back on, let’s go again. Seriously, man, you and me, we’re f***in’ done professionally. F***in’ ass.

http://snarkerati.com/movie-news/files/2009/02/christian-bale.jpg
BALE: Huh, nice try kiddo, but next time leave the insane macho rampage for the pros, okay? F***ing amateur...

I laughed out loud :lmao:

[Panthro]

http://i10.photobucket.com/albums/a141/BrooklynCrippler/myspacesig1.jpg
TOBEY: "Get out of my caption thread!"

http://snarkerati.com/movie-news/files/2009/02/christian-bale.jpg
BALE: "No, you get out of MY caption thread, because whatever thread I'm in, it becomes mine! Didn't you get the memo?"

[protocida]

http://i10.photobucket.com/albums/a141/BrooklynCrippler/myspacesig1.jpg
TOBEY: "Get out of my caption thread!"

http://snarkerati.com/movie-news/files/2009/02/christian-bale.jpg
BALE: "No, you get out of MY caption thread, because whatever thread I'm in, it becomes mine! Didn't you get the memo?"

TOBEY: So, how's Terminator Salvation's box office this week?

BALE: ...

TOBEY: ...

BALE: ...

TOBEY: ...

BALE: Seriously, man, you and I are ****ing done professionaly...

[ultimatefan]

Thanks Doctor!

Great follow up, Protocida!

Love the "get out of my thread" one.

[ultimatefan]

http://img89.imageshack.us/img89/1793/mrfantastictellsspiderm.jpg
DR. FANTASTIC: Do you have any idea how humiliating it is to hear kids actually say, "that old dude´s a rip-off of Elastigirl!"?!?
SPIDEY: Well, at least they usually add, "Yeah, but check out the juggs on his wife!"

[protocida]

http://img89.imageshack.us/img89/1793/mrfantastictellsspiderm.jpg
MR. FANTASTIC: Do I look like a cop?

[Panthro]

It was indeed a good follow up.

http://img89.imageshack.us/img89/1793/mrfantastictellsspiderm.jpg
DR. FANTASTIC: Do you have any idea how humiliating it is to hear kids actually say, "that old dude´s a rip-off of Elastigirl!"?!?
SPIDEY: Well, at least they usually add, "Yeah, but check out the juggs on his wife!"
Nyahahahaha

http://i382.photobucket.com/albums/oo261/8-2-B-4-9-5/spiderman_black_cat_makingout_2.jpg
BLACK CAT: "You can either have me right now or you can have a 4th film in 2 years. It's your choice."
SPIDER-MAN: "Oh decisions decisions..."

[ultimatefan]

Thanks and hehehehehehehe

SPIDEY: Well, they say maturity means to postpone gratification, but who the f*** wants to be mature...

[ultimatefan]

http://img89.imageshack.us/img89/1793/mrfantastictellsspiderm.jpg
MR. FANTASTIC: Four bucks for a comic book?!!?That´s ludicrous!!
SPIDER-MAN: Oh, please, don´t tell me the FF are broke for, like, the 350th time! For a scientific genius, you´re a finantial retard...

[SpaceWay2009]

It was indeed a good follow up.


Nyahahahaha

http://i382.photobucket.com/albums/oo261/8-2-B-4-9-5/spiderman_black_cat_makingout_2.jpg
BLACK CAT: "You can either have me right now or you can have a 4th film in 2 years. It's your choice."
SPIDER-MAN: "Oh decisions decisions..."LOL! Nice!

[Panthro]

Thanks space.
http://img89.imageshack.us/img89/1793/mrfantastictellsspiderm.jpg
MR. FANTASTIC: Four bucks for a comic book?!!?That´s ludicrous!!
SPIDER-MAN: Oh, please, don´t tell me the FF are broke for, like, the 350th time! For a scientific genius, you´re a finantial retard...
:hehe::hehe::hehe::hehe::hehe:

[Panthro]

http://i382.photobucket.com/albums/oo261/8-2-B-4-9-5/spiderman_black_cat_makingout_2.jpg
BLACK CAT: "I knew a man once who used sex to get what he wanted."
SPIDER-MAN: "How can men use sex to get what we want? Sex IS What We Want!!!!"

[SpaceWay2009]

http://i382.photobucket.com/albums/oo261/8-2-B-4-9-5/spiderman_black_cat_makingout_2.jpg
BLACK CAT: "I knew a man once who used sex to get what he wanted."
SPIDER-MAN: "How can men use sex to get what we want? Sex IS What We Want!!!!"Hahaha! Once again, Pantrho, very nice! I don't know where you get these sex jokes from but keep them coming! :woot:

[Panthro]

Hahaha! Once again, Pantrho, very nice! I don't know where you get these sex jokes from but keep them coming! :woot:
Some are original material, some are stolen from popular film & TV. The previous sex gag for example is stolen from an episode of "Fraiser". I'll keep writing & stealing them if you keep reading them. ;)

[protocida]

http://img26.picoodle.com/img/img26/4/4/30/redwoods_wolf/f_punchm_90dc6ec.png
SPIDER-MAN: Get out of my caption thread!

http://img34.picoodle.com/img/img34/4/4/30/redwoods_wolf/f_bookcasesmam_04a0f68.png
DOC OCK: NEVAH!

[ultimatefan]

http://img34.picoodle.com/img/img34/4/4/30/redwoods_wolf/f_bookcasesmam_04a0f68.png
MOLINa: How dare you have me replaced by Topher Grace as Venom?!!?

[Panthro]

http://img34.picoodle.com/img/img34/4/4/30/redwoods_wolf/f_bookcasesmam_04a0f68.png
MOLINa: How dare you have me replaced by Topher Grace as Venom?!!?
:hehe::hehe::hehe::hehe::hehe::hehe:

[protocida]

http://img34.picoodle.com/img/img34/4/4/30/redwoods_wolf/f_bookcasesmam_04a0f68.png
DOC OCK: I won't die as a monster? I AM A MONSTER, YOU INSECT!

[Panthro]

http://img89.imageshack.us/img89/1793/mrfantastictellsspiderm.jpg
MR. FANTASTIC: "Nobody calls Han Solo a b****! Nobody!"
SPIDER-MAN: "It wasn't me! It was... Doc Ock! Yeah, Doc Ock! He's the one you want!"

[ultimatefan]

No one messes with the Solo!

[ultimatefan]

http://img26.picoodle.com/img/img26/4/4/30/redwoods_wolf/f_punchm_90dc6ec.png
SPIDER-MAN: How DARE you work for the competition?!!?
MOLINA: C´mon, you have to admit my performance as Ares was one of the highlights of the Wonder Woman animated movie!

[protocida]

http://img26.picoodle.com/img/img26/4/4/30/redwoods_wolf/f_punchm_90dc6ec.png
SPIDER-MAN: Say it! SAY IT!

DOC OCK: Spider-Man is still one of the best comic-book movies ever, if not the best.

SPIDER-MAN: Damm straight!

[ultimatefan]

^Damn straight!

[Venom'sDad]

http://img34.picoodle.com/img/img34/4/4/30/redwoods_wolf/f_bookcasesmam_04a0f68.png
Lady in the corner: JESUS! I WANTED THE SPIDER IN THE BEDROOM KILLED!

[Panthro]

http://img26.picoodle.com/img/img26/4/4/30/redwoods_wolf/f_punchm_90dc6ec.png
SPIDER-MAN: How DARE you work for the competition?!!?
MOLINA: C´mon, you have to admit my performance as Ares was one of the highlights of the Wonder Woman animated movie!
:hehe::hehe::hehe::hehe::hehe:
So true.

[Venomaniac]

http://img89.imageshack.us/img89/1793/mrfantastictellsspiderm.jpg
MR. FANTASTIC: TONY STARK BUILT IT IN A CAVE! WITH A BOX OF SCRAPS!

[protocida]

:hehe: :hehe: :hehe: :hehe:

[protocida]

:hehe: :hehe: :hehe: :hehe:

[Panthro]

http://img89.imageshack.us/img89/1793/mrfantastictellsspiderm.jpg
MR. FANTASTIC: TONY STARK BUILT IT IN A CAVE! WITH A BOX OF SCRAPS!
:hehe::hehe::hehe::hehe::hehe:

http://i382.photobucket.com/albums/oo261/8-2-B-4-9-5/01A1Emasculation.gif
Emasculation: When she shoves you aside on national television despite knowing full well that nobody cares what she has to say

[protocida]

http://i382.photobucket.com/albums/oo261/8-2-B-4-9-5/01A1Emasculation.gif
TOBEY: Do that again and I'm going Christian Bale on your ass.

[Panthro]

http://i382.photobucket.com/albums/oo261/8-2-B-4-9-5/01A1Emasculation.gif
TOBEY: Do that again and I'm going Christian Bale on your ass.
Bwahahahahahaha

[ultimatefan]

Thanks Panthro, the Tobey/Kirsten ones are great!

[ultimatefan]

http://i382.photobucket.com/albums/oo261/8-2-B-4-9-5/01A1Emasculation.gif
KIRSTEN: I need this more than you. A LOT more.

[SpaceWay2009]

LOL...What was this? (Referring to the Tobey and Kirsten video.)

[SpaceWay2009]

Double post.

[ultimatefan]

Thanks. I dunno, looks like an awards ceremony.

[Panthro]

LOL...What was this? (Referring to the Tobey and Kirsten video.)
Found it in the Mary-Jane Watson thread in the Spider-Man 4 forum. Thought it would make for a good laugh in here.

[ultimatefan]

http://i382.photobucket.com/albums/oo261/8-2-B-4-9-5/01A1Emasculation.gif

TOBEY: And the award goes to...
KIRSTEN: ME!!! I need to win something, dammit!! I don´t wanna go back to doing Bring It On movies, please!!!!

[Panthro]

http://i382.photobucket.com/albums/oo261/8-2-B-4-9-5/01A1Emasculation.gif

TOBEY: And the award goes to...
KIRSTEN: ME!!! I need to win something, dammit!! I don´t wanna go back to doing Bring It On movies, please!!!!
:hehe::hehe::hehe::hehe::hehe::hehe:

[kedrell]

http://i182.photobucket.com/albums/x9/vandar_photo/SpideyMaquette-01.jpg
Spidey: "You're not actually gonna wear that, are ya?"

http://i182.photobucket.com/albums/x9/vandar_photo/Green_Goblin_Detail_2.jpg
GG: "What?"

http://i182.photobucket.com/albums/x9/vandar_photo/SpideyMaquette-01.jpg
Spidey: "Are you f***ing with me?"

http://i182.photobucket.com/albums/x9/vandar_photo/Green_Goblin_Detail_2.jpg
GG: "WHAT?!"

http://i182.photobucket.com/albums/x9/vandar_photo/SpideyMaquette-01.jpg
Spidey: "The man-purse. You're not actually going out in public like that?"

http://i182.photobucket.com/albums/x9/vandar_photo/Green_Goblin_Detail_2.jpg
GG: "It's where I keep all my stuff. I get a lot of compliments on this. Plus it's not a man-purse; it's called a satchel. Indiana Jones wears one."

http://i182.photobucket.com/albums/x9/vandar_photo/SpideyMaquette-01.jpg
Spidey: "Yeah? Well so does Joy Behar."

[kedrell]

http://i182.photobucket.com/albums/x9/vandar_photo/corneillie-supes-spidey.jpg
Superman: "Gimme back my Megan Fox porn!!!"
Spider-Man: "Never!!!"

[ultimatefan]

Thanks Panthro!

Love the man-purse one!

[LadyJohnson]

http://img26.picoodle.com/img/img26/4/4/30/redwoods_wolf/f_punchm_90dc6ec.png
Ock: When I said I wanted to get layed I didn't mean it literally!

[ultimatefan]

http://img26.picoodle.com/img/img26/4/4/30/redwoods_wolf/f_punchm_90dc6ec.png
SPIDER-MAN: How could you leave Indy behind like that?!!?
DOC OCK: Oh, for the love of God, that was almost thirty years ago, and he become a movie icon after that!!

[Venom'sDad]

http://i182.photobucket.com/albums/x9/vandar_photo/corneillie-supes-spidey.jpg
Spidey: Why do you wear your undies on the outside?
Supes: :whatever:

[3dman27]

http://i182.photobucket.com/albums/x9/vandar_photo/corneillie-supes-spidey.jpg
Spidey: Why do you wear your undies on the outside?
Supes: :whatever:

supermanUNDIES these are WALKING SHORTS

[ultimatefan]

http://i182.photobucket.com/albums/x9/vandar_photo/SpideyMaquette-01.jpg
Why the hell do you wear purple?

http://i182.photobucket.com/albums/x9/vandar_photo/Green_Goblin_Detail_2.jpg
Oh, would you prefer me to look like a Power Ranger?

http://i182.photobucket.com/albums/x9/vandar_photo/SpideyMaquette-01.jpg
Dude, don´t even get that s*** started. You´re gonna open a can of worms the size of a giant australian beer!!

http://i182.photobucket.com/albums/x9/vandar_photo/Green_Goblin_Detail_2.jpg
So if you don´t mind, I´ll keep wearing my purple, thank you very much.

http://i182.photobucket.com/albums/x9/vandar_photo/SpideyMaquette-01.jpg
(sighs) Fine, whatever.

http://i182.photobucket.com/albums/x9/vandar_photo/Green_Goblin_Detail_2.jpg
So, your current web is organic, artificial, what?

http://i182.photobucket.com/albums/x9/vandar_photo/SpideyMaquette-01.jpg
THAT´S IT, YOU ASKED FOR IT, MOTHERF***ER!!!

[LadyJohnson]

http://img89.imageshack.us/img89/1793/mrfantastictellsspiderm.jpg
Mr. Fantastic: I'll be back!

[LadyJohnson]

http://img26.picoodle.com/img/img26/4/4/30/redwoods_wolf/f_punchm_90dc6ec.png
SPIDER-MAN: Get out of my caption thread!

http://img34.picoodle.com/img/img34/4/4/30/redwoods_wolf/f_bookcasesmam_04a0f68.png
DOC OCK: NEVAH!
Gold :woot:
http://img26.picoodle.com/img/img26/4/4/30/redwoods_wolf/f_punchm_90dc6ec.png
Spider-Man: Say it!
Doc Ock: I love you Miss Hannigan!

[The Apatow Crew]

http://i182.photobucket.com/albums/x9/vandar_photo/SpideyMaquette-01.jpg
Spidey: "You're not actually gonna wear that, are ya?"

http://i182.photobucket.com/albums/x9/vandar_photo/Green_Goblin_Detail_2.jpg
GG: "What?"

http://i182.photobucket.com/albums/x9/vandar_photo/SpideyMaquette-01.jpg
Spidey: "Are you f***ing with me?"

http://i182.photobucket.com/albums/x9/vandar_photo/Green_Goblin_Detail_2.jpg
GG: "WHAT?!"

http://i182.photobucket.com/albums/x9/vandar_photo/SpideyMaquette-01.jpg
Spidey: "The man-purse. You're not actually going out in public like that?"

http://i182.photobucket.com/albums/x9/vandar_photo/Green_Goblin_Detail_2.jpg
GG: "It's where I keep all my stuff. I get a lot of compliments on this. Plus it's not a man-purse; it's called a satchel. Indiana Jones wears one."

http://i182.photobucket.com/albums/x9/vandar_photo/SpideyMaquette-01.jpg
Spidey: "Yeah? Well so does Joy Behar."Heh, nice Hangover reference.

[Panthro]

http://img26.picoodle.com/img/img26/4/4/30/redwoods_wolf/f_punchm_90dc6ec.png
SPIDER-MAN: "Falcon Punch!"

[Panthro]

http://i182.photobucket.com/albums/x9/vandar_photo/SpideyMaquette-01.jpg
Why the hell do you wear purple?

http://i182.photobucket.com/albums/x9/vandar_photo/Green_Goblin_Detail_2.jpg
Oh, would you prefer me to look like a Power Ranger?

http://i182.photobucket.com/albums/x9/vandar_photo/SpideyMaquette-01.jpg
Dude, don´t even get that s*** started. You´re gonna open a can of worms the size of a giant australian beer!!

http://i182.photobucket.com/albums/x9/vandar_photo/Green_Goblin_Detail_2.jpg
So if you don´t mind, I´ll keep wearing my purple, thank you very much.

http://i182.photobucket.com/albums/x9/vandar_photo/SpideyMaquette-01.jpg
(sighs) Fine, whatever.

http://i182.photobucket.com/albums/x9/vandar_photo/Green_Goblin_Detail_2.jpg
So, your current web is organic, artificial, what?

http://i182.photobucket.com/albums/x9/vandar_photo/SpideyMaquette-01.jpg
THAT´S IT, YOU ASKED FOR IT, MOTHERF***ER!!!
Bwahahahahahahahahahaha!

[protocida]

http://i182.photobucket.com/albums/x9/vandar_photo/corneillie-supes-spidey.jpg
SUPERMAN: The next sequel better not suck like Spider-Man 3 did!

SPIDER-MAN: At least I'm getting a sequel!

SUPERMAN: :cmad:

[LadyJohnson]

^ :hehe: Gold...nice one Protocida :up:

[protocida]

Thanks!

[Nightmare]

http://i382.photobucket.com/albums/oo261/8-2-B-4-9-5/01A1Emasculation.gif

TOBEY: And the award goes to...
KIRSTEN: ME!!! I need to win something, dammit!! I don´t wanna go back to doing Bring It On movies, please!!!!

What a *****!!!

[Rain]

http://i182.photobucket.com/albums/x9/vandar_photo/SpideyMaquette-01.jpg
Spidey: "You're not actually gonna wear that, are ya?"

http://i182.photobucket.com/albums/x9/vandar_photo/Green_Goblin_Detail_2.jpg
GG: "What?"

http://i182.photobucket.com/albums/x9/vandar_photo/SpideyMaquette-01.jpg
Spidey: "Are you f***ing with me?"

http://i182.photobucket.com/albums/x9/vandar_photo/Green_Goblin_Detail_2.jpg
GG: "WHAT?!"

http://i182.photobucket.com/albums/x9/vandar_photo/SpideyMaquette-01.jpg
Spidey: "The man-purse. You're not actually going out in public like that?"

http://i182.photobucket.com/albums/x9/vandar_photo/Green_Goblin_Detail_2.jpg
GG: "It's where I keep all my stuff. I get a lot of compliments on this. Plus it's not a man-purse; it's called a satchel. Indiana Jones wears one."

http://i182.photobucket.com/albums/x9/vandar_photo/SpideyMaquette-01.jpg
Spidey: "Yeah? Well so does Joy Behar."

:applaud:applaud:applaud

[Spider-ManHero12]

Originally Posted by kedrell http://forums.superherohype.com/images/Drakon/SHHClassic/smallbuttons/viewpost.gif (http://forums.superherohype.com/showthread.php?p=17066059#post17066059)
http://i182.photobucket.com/albums/x9/vandar_photo/SpideyMaquette-01.jpg
Spidey: "You're not actually gonna wear that, are ya?"

http://i182.photobucket.com/albums/x9/vandar_photo/Green_Goblin_Detail_2.jpg
GG: "What?"

http://i182.photobucket.com/albums/x9/vandar_photo/SpideyMaquette-01.jpg
Spidey: "Are you f***ing with me?"

http://i182.photobucket.com/albums/x9/vandar_photo/Green_Goblin_Detail_2.jpg
GG: "WHAT?!"

http://i182.photobucket.com/albums/x9/vandar_photo/SpideyMaquette-01.jpg
Spidey: "The man-purse. You're not actually going out in public like that?"

http://i182.photobucket.com/albums/x9/vandar_photo/Green_Goblin_Detail_2.jpg
GG: "It's where I keep all my stuff. I get a lot of compliments on this. Plus it's not a man-purse; it's called a satchel. Indiana Jones wears one."

http://i182.photobucket.com/albums/x9/vandar_photo/SpideyMaquette-01.jpg
Spidey: "Yeah? Well so does Joy Behar."
LOL! :woot:

[kedrell]

Thanks fellas and ladies.

[LadyJohnson]

http://i64.photobucket.com/albums/h192/powderman_2222/lookatmybutt.jpg
Spidey: Move over J.Lo...

[Panthro]

http://i382.photobucket.com/albums/oo261/8-2-B-4-9-5/13JJJPointsTheFingerAtYou.jpg
JJJ: "Just say no to emo!"

[Rain]

http://i382.photobucket.com/albums/oo261/8-2-B-4-9-5/13JJJPointsTheFingerAtYou.jpg
TONY STARK BUILT THIS IN A CAVE WITH A BOX OF SCRAPS !!

[Panthro]

http://i382.photobucket.com/albums/oo261/8-2-B-4-9-5/13JJJPointsTheFingerAtYou.jpg
TONY STARK BUILT THIS IN A CAVE WITH A BOX OF SCRAPS !!
Gotta love that line.

[VenomVsSpidey]

http://i382.photobucket.com/albums/oo261/8-2-B-4-9-5/13JJJPointsTheFingerAtYou.jpg
JJJ: "Just say no to emo!"

lmfao:hehe:

[kedrell]

http://i182.photobucket.com/albums/x9/vandar_photo/takeawhiff.jpg
JJJ: "C'mere and smell my finger!"

[ultimatefan]

Great stuff, guys!

[ultimatefan]

http://i382.photobucket.com/albums/oo261/8-2-B-4-9-5/13JJJPointsTheFingerAtYou.jpg
JJJ: Get Sam Worthington for Captain America or you´re fired!!

[protocida]

http://i382.photobucket.com/albums/oo261/8-2-B-4-9-5/13JJJPointsTheFingerAtYou.jpg
JJJ: Get Sam Worthington as Green Lantern or YOU'RE FIRED!

[kedrell]

http://i382.photobucket.com/albums/oo261/8-2-B-4-9-5/13JJJPointsTheFingerAtYou.jpg
JJJ: "Bring me a taco!! Hehehe, taco's rule!"

[Panthro]

Love JJJ's casting suggestions.

http://i382.photobucket.com/albums/oo261/8-2-B-4-9-5/13JJJPointsTheFingerAtYou.jpg
JJJ: "I want a proper Superman reboot! No Donner, No Silver Age, no memory erasing kisses, no bastard children, none of that junk!"

[3dman27]

http://i382.photobucket.com/albums/oo261/8-2-B-4-9-5/13JJJPointsTheFingerAtYou.jpg
JJJ: "Bring me a taco!! Hehehe, taco's rule!"

on the contrary jjj BURRITOS are supreme

[kedrell]

http://i382.photobucket.com/albums/oo261/8-2-B-4-9-5/13JJJPointsTheFingerAtYou.jpg
JJJ: "I know who I am! I'm a dude playing the dude disguised as another dude!"

[LostMind]

http://img141.imageshack.us/img141/3826/lookatmybutt.jpg
Never know when diarrhea might strike you.

[Panthro]

http://i382.photobucket.com/albums/oo261/8-2-B-4-9-5/13JJJPointsTheFingerAtYou.jpg
JJJ: "I know who I am! I'm a dude playing the dude disguised as another dude!"
:hehe::hehe::hehe::hehe::hehe:
Great use of a Tropic Thunder quote.

[bored]

http://img61.imageshack.us/img61/6964/bscap0005ai0.jpg

"Jazz Hands!"

[Panthro]

http://img61.imageshack.us/img61/6964/bscap0005ai0.jpg

"Jazz Hands!"
Hehehehehe

[Panthro]

http://i182.photobucket.com/albums/x9/vandar_photo/corneillie-supes-spidey.jpg
SPIDER-MAN: "Look you gotta problem, go take it up with the Green Goblin alright? He killed your woman!"
SUPERMAN: "The Green Goblin's just a mad dog. I want whoever let him off the leash."

[LostMind]

http://img218.imageshack.us/img218/6964/bscap0005ai0.jpg
Venom: "Whose house? Run's house."

[LostMind]

http://img218.imageshack.us/img218/6964/bscap0005ai0.jpg
Spider-Man: "You tried your best and you failed miserably. The lesson is 'never try'."

[LostMind]

http://img89.imageshack.us/img89/1793/mrfantastictellsspiderm.jpg
Spider-Man: "If it's the Psychic Network, why do they need a phone number?"

[kedrell]

http://img218.imageshack.us/img218/6964/bscap0005ai0.jpg
Spidey looked on in horror as Venom began to make good on his threat to bring more interpretive dance into a film that was already clogged with musical numbers.

[Panthro]

http://img218.imageshack.us/img218/6964/bscap0005ai0.jpg
Spidey looked on in horror as Venom began to make good on his threat to bring more interpretive dance into a film that was already clogged with musical numbers.
:hehe::hehe::hehe::hehe::hehe:

[Panthro]

http://img89.imageshack.us/img89/1793/mrfantastictellsspiderm.jpg
Spider-Man: "If it's the Psychic Network, why do they need a phone number?"
Hehehehehe, good question.

[3dman27]

http://img26.picoodle.com/img/img26/4/4/30/redwoods_wolf/f_punchm_90dc6ec.png


spidey PAPA JOHNS

'
doc ock PIZZA HUT

[Superman Prime]

http://i382.photobucket.com/albums/oo261/8-2-B-4-9-5/13JJJPointsTheFingerAtYou.jpg

JJJ: "Stop calling me The Comedian!"

[Superman Prime]

http://img89.imageshack.us/img89/1793/mrfantastictellsspiderm.jpg

M.F: "You little spider, have nothing on me! I'm FANTASTIC!"

SPIDER-MAN: "Does someone need a nap?"

[ultimatefan]

Great stuff all around, guys!

[ultimatefan]

http://img89.imageshack.us/img89/1793/mrfantastictellsspiderm.jpg
MR. FANTASTIC: Transformers 2 looks every bit as dumb as the first, why are people flocking to see it?
SPIDEY: Cool FX, nerdy nostalgia and Megan Fox cleavage, basically. Not necessarily in that order.

[Immortalfire]

TONY STARK BUILT THIS IN A CAVE WITH A BOX OF SCRAPS !!

GyMur5s2cXg

[Panthro]

http://img89.imageshack.us/img89/1793/mrfantastictellsspiderm.jpg
MR. FANTASTIC: Transformers 2 looks every bit as dumb as the first, why are people flocking to see it?
SPIDEY: Cool FX, nerdy nostalgia and Megan Fox cleavage, basically. Not necessarily in that order.
:hehe::hehe::hehe::hehe::hehe::hehe:

[Spectacular23]

http://i182.photobucket.com/albums/x9/vandar_photo/corneillie-supes-spidey.jpg
SPIDER-MAN: "Look you gotta problem, go take it up with the Green Goblin alright? He killed your woman!"
SUPERMAN: "The Green Goblin's just a mad dog. I want whoever let him off the leash."

Nice 2 face and gordon quote tdk good movie good anyway keep up the good work guys

[Venomaniac]

http://marvel.toonzone.net/news/images/specspidey/11902.jpg

Venom: TONY STARK BUILT THIS IN A CAVE! WITH A BOX OF SCRAPS!
Spidey: This? What's This? You're not holding anything in your hands.
Venom:...SHUT UP!



http://marvel.toonzone.net/news/images/specspidey/12601.jpg
Spider-Man: Dear Diary...JACKPOT!

[Panthro]

Nice 2 face and gordon quote tdk good movie good anyway keep up the good work guys
I think you mean 2-Face & Maroni. But thanks still. :word:

[Panthro]

http://marvel.toonzone.net/news/images/specspidey/11902.jpg

Venom: TONY STARK BUILT THIS IN A CAVE! WITH A BOX OF SCRAPS!
Spidey: This? What's This? You're not holding anything in your hands.
Venom:...SHUT UP!



http://marvel.toonzone.net/news/images/specspidey/12601.jpg
Spider-Man: Dear Diary...JACKPOT!
Hehehehehehe

[Panthro]

http://marvel.toonzone.net/news/images/specspidey/11902.jpg
VENOM: "Braaaaaiiiiiiiiiinnnnnnnnssssssssss!"
SPIDER-MAN: "Not this again..."

[Milu]

http://img218.imageshack.us/img218/6964/bscap0005ai0.jpg
Spidey looked on in horror as Venom began to make good on his threat to bring more interpretive dance into a film that was already clogged with musical numbers.
:funny::applaud

[ultimatefan]

Thanks Panthro! Great stuff all around guys!

[ultimatefan]

http://i382.photobucket.com/albums/oo261/8-2-B-4-9-5/13JJJPointsTheFingerAtYou.jpg

JJJ: First, mayor of New York, then supreme ruler of the world!!

[Panthro]

http://i382.photobucket.com/albums/oo261/8-2-B-4-9-5/13JJJPointsTheFingerAtYou.jpg

JJJ: First, mayor of New York, then supreme ruler of the world!!
:hehe::hehe::hehe::hehe:

[ultimatefan]

^Thanks!

[Panthro]

http://img26.picoodle.com/img/img26/4/4/30/redwoods_wolf/f_punchm_90dc6ec.png
DOC OCK: "Aw man, I fell on my keys..."
SPIDER-MAN: "And now, I'm gonna fall on your balls!"

[Panthro]

http://img26.picoodle.com/img/img26/4/4/30/redwoods_wolf/f_punchm_90dc6ec.png
SPIDER-MAN: "I call this the Nut-Cracker!"
DOC OCK: "I thought it was Nut-Buster."
SPIDER-MAN: "Same thing."

[ultimatefan]

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v609/Kooshmeister/Movie%20Deaths/Spider-Man/spider-man_uncleben01.jpg
UNCLE BEN: Sometimes, my dear nephew, life just doesn´t make sense. Like, the same guys who wrote Star Trek also wrote Transformers: Revenge Of The Fallen...

[Panthro]

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v609/Kooshmeister/Movie%20Deaths/Spider-Man/spider-man_uncleben01.jpg
UNCLE BEN: Sometimes, my dear nephew, life just doesn´t make sense. Like, the same guys who wrote Star Trek also wrote Transformers: Revenge Of The Fallen...
:hehe::hehe::hehe:

[kedrell]

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v609/Kooshmeister/Movie%20Deaths/Spider-Man/spider-man_uncleben01.jpg
UNCLE BEN: Sometimes, my dear nephew, life just doesn´t make sense. Like, the same guys who wrote Star Trek also wrote Transformers: Revenge Of The Fallen...

Hehehe, just goes to show you the importance of the choice of director can not be underestimated. Because there's light years of difference between Abrams and Bay.

[ultimatefan]

Thanks guys!

BTW, Kedrell, did I tell you how much I love your avatar? Where´s it from?

[ultimatefan]

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v609/Kooshmeister/Movie%20Deaths/Spider-Man/spider-man_uncleben01.jpg
UNCLE BEN: Sometimes, my nephew, life appears to lose all meaning and happiness seems impossible... Then, when you least expect... You get to see two hot chicks making out!

[ultimatefan]

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v609/Kooshmeister/Movie%20Deaths/Spider-Man/spider-man_uncleben01.jpg
UNCLE BEN: Here´s the deal, if you´re gonna disobey me and not go to library and get into a wrestling match for money and then let a mugger run and shoot me to hijack my car, at least don´t do it for a Kirsten Dunst, do it for a Megan Fox level of chick!
PETER: Got it, Uncle Ben!

[SpideyTheBest]

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v609/Kooshmeister/Movie%20Deaths/Spider-Man/spider-man_uncleben01.jpg

Peter: So, Uncle Ben, I heard that Micheal Papajohn is returning for Spider-Man 4! You know, the guy that played the guy that killed you.
Uncle Ben: He didin't kill me...
Peter: Right. So, what's up with that? Is it another plot twist? I mean, you're the one that got killed so you must know.
Uncle Ben: Son, if I told you what role he has in Spider-Man 4 he is actually really going to kill me.
Peter: But if you tell me you will actually change the mistake they made in Spider-Man 3.
Uncle Ben: Yeah well I'm tired of first getting shot by one guy, and then later on getting killed by the guy who becomes Sandman and then tell you what role the first guy that shot me has in Spider-Man 4 so that guy could kill me to please the fans! It's not fun getting killed so many times you know?
Peter: Well, wouldn't it be better if you just told me so this whole mess could get fixed?
Uncle Ben: Alright, but then it's going to be the last time I get killed ok?

[kedrell]

Thanks guys!

BTW, Kedrell, did I tell you how much I love your avatar? Where´s it from?

Ask Aesop-Rocks. He posted a larger version of it in the Olivia munn thread in the Iron Man 2 sub-forum. I just had the guys in the avatar thread resize it down.

[LostMind]

Thanks guys!

BTW, Kedrell, did I tell you how much I love your avatar? Where´s it from?
It was a parody done by G4 of Bionic Woman called Lesbonic Woman.

[LostMind]

http://img89.imageshack.us/img89/1793/mrfantastictellsspiderm.jpg
Reed: "The universe is going to end."
Spider-Man: "Dude, be calm. We are a kid's cartoon show. Everything is going to be okay about twenty minutes."

[LostMind]

http://img526.imageshack.us/img526/9497/spidermanuncleben01.jpg
Ben: "Oh. Oh. Peter, what's this? Mr. Franklin is lonely. This is only"
Peter: "Sorry, uncle. It's been a slow day."
Ben: "What do you mean sorry, uncle. Oh no. Is Ben Parker going to have to choke a nephew? "

[Panthro]

Great stuff all around guys.
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UNCLE BEN: "You can either let Aunt May go down the line & enjoy a nice long happy marriage with MJ, or you can wish that marriage away to save Aunt May for another few years since you are apparently incapable of standing on your own without her, it's your choice."

[Panthro]

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Reed: "One minute Sue complains I never do the dishes and the next she complains I never take out the trash! Like I have time for domestic work! Meanwhile, the Skrulls are invading & threatening New York!"
Spider-Man: "Women can be very insensitive sometimes."

[Panthro]

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REED: "SHUT UP! Enough already, Ballstein! Who cares about Derek Zoolander anyway? The man has only one look, for Christ's sake! Blue Steel? Ferrari? Le Tigra? They're the same face! Doesn't anybody notice this? I feel like I'm taking crazy pills! I invented the piano key necktie, I invented it! What have you done, Derek? You've done nothing! NOTHIIIING! And I will be a monkey's uncle if I let you ruin this for me, because if you can't get the job done, then I will! Die you wage hiking skum!"
SPIDER-MAN: ":huh:"

[Spider-ManHero12]

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Ben: "Oh. Oh. Peter, what's this? Mr. Franklin is lonely. This is only"
Peter: "Sorry, uncle. It's been a slow day."
Ben: "What do you mean sorry, uncle. Oh no. Is Ben Parker going to have to choke a nephew? " Good chappelle show reference, lol. :woot:

[ultimatefan]

Great stuff all around guys!

[ultimatefan]

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UNCLE BEN: I know, Peter. For your generation Michael Jackson was just a freaky weirdo who got disfigured by way too many plastic surgeries and may or may not have done unspeakable things to kids. But I remember him as one of the most innovative pop musicians of all time, who pretty much ruled the world with his irresistible tunes and unbelievable dance moves. And by the way, he used to be black.
PETER: What the f***?!!?

[Panthro]

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UNCLE BEN: I know, Peter. For your generation Michael Jackson was just a freaky weirdo who got disfigured by way too many plastic surgeries and may or may not have done unspeakable things to kids. But I remember him as one of the most innovative pop musicians of all time, who pretty much ruled the world with his irresistible tunes and unbelievable dance moves. And by the way, he used to be black.
PETER: What the f***?!!?
Tragicomic. Very tragicomic.

[Panthro]

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UNCLE BEN: "Peter, I've got just one thing to say. Testicles. That is all."
PETER: "Eww."

[kedrell]

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UNCLE BEN: "Peter, I've got just one thing to say. Testicles. That is all."
PETER: "Eww."
Peter: "Michael Bay has been a bad influence on you, Uncle Ben."

[Panthro]

Peter: "Michael Bay has been a bad influence on you, Uncle Ben."
Hehehehehe

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PETER: "She may not be my wife anymore, but she's the next best thing - a friend with benefits."

[ultimatefan]

Thanks Panthro! Love the testicles one and the friends with benefits one.

[ultimatefan]

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UNCLE BEN: Peter, mark the words from someone older and wiser. Over ten years ago, people thought Armaggeddon was the coolest thing in the world too, and now you have to look hard as hell to find someone who claims to love that movie.
PETER: And it was directed by Michael Bay too!
BEN: Bingo.

[Panthro]

Thanks & hehehehehe

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PETER: "This is how we celebrate the 4th of July in my town!"

[Superman Prime]

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SPIDEY: "No, Mary Jane will not star in your tentacle hentai flick."

[Superman Prime]

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UNCLE BEN: "It will be an honor to be one of the only comic book characters who stays dead for a substantial amount of time."

[Superman Prime]

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UNCLE BEN: "... and remember. When a girl says "no" or "stop", that means "yes." And when a girl says "yes", that means "hell yes." And it's completely natural for her to put up a major fight before you go down on her."

PETER: "Or I could just be nice like I always am."

UNCLE BEN: "Yeah, that too."

[Superman Prime]

double post

[ultimatefan]

Thanks, Panthro! Love the 4th of July one and the "stay dead" one.

[ultimatefan]

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UNCLE BEN: Don´t worry Peter, Megan Fox may be playing high-and-mighty now cuz she´s in a humongous franchise, but now that Michael Bay gave her a lot of s*** she may not come back for a third one and will probably end up having to fess up and show her goodies in a movie, it may be some boring pretentious artsy-fartsy crap, but don´t worry, you´ll get to download the best parts for free on some video upload site.
PETER: Thank you Uncle Ben, you gave me hope again!

[Panthro]

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UNCLE BEN: Don´t worry Peter, Megan Fox may be playing high-and-mighty now cuz she´s in a humongous franchise, but now that Michael Bay gave her a lot of s*** she may not come back for a third one and will probably end up having to fess up and show her goodies in a movie, it may be some boring pretentious artsy-fartsy crap, but don´t worry, you´ll get to download the best parts for free on some video upload site.
PETER: Thank you Uncle Ben, you gave me hope again!
:hehe::hehe::hehe:

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IRON MAN: "What happened to him?"
MR. FANTASTIC: "He was forced to watch that awful Dragon Ball Z movie."
IRON MAN: "Ouch."
SPIDER-MAN: "Twice."
IRON MAN: "Good God in Heaven!"

[Superman Prime]

Thanks, Panthro! Love the 4th of July one and the "stay dead" one.

Thanks, man. Glad to see that even Uncle Ben theorizes about Megan Fox's future.

[Superman Prime]

:hehe::hehe::hehe:

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IRON MAN: "What happened to him?"
MR. FANTASTIC: "He was forced to watch that awful Dragon Ball Z movie."
IRON MAN: "Ouch."
SPIDER-MAN: "Twice."
IRON MAN: "Good God in Heaven!"

:lmao:

I don't expect a full recovery for Lizard. :oldrazz:

[Superman Prime]

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UNCLE BEN: "I'll distract the guy at the counter while you swipe the beer."

[ultimatefan]

Thanks Panthro, Prime! Good stuff guys!

[ultimatefan]

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SPIDEY: C´mon, large coats and eliptical shades are sooo Matrix!

[Superman Prime]

^ Heheheheheheheh.

[Superman Prime]

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DOC OCK: "Face it, your first game for the PS2 was an atrocious piece of garbage!"

[ultimatefan]

^Thanks! I haven´t seen that gam^e, doesn´t look like I was missing anything, though.

[ultimatefan]

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SPIDEY: For the last f***ing time, when I say I miss making love to MJ, I mean Mary Jane, not Michael Jackson!!

[Venom'sDad]

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Spidey: You ****ing eight-limb urchin.... you stay away from her! YOU HEAR!!!
DocOck: :confused:.... who, Ursula? :confused:
Spidey: :hehe:..... oh, my bad. :O

[Panthro]

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UNCLE BEN: "... and remember. When a girl says "no" or "stop", that means "yes." And when a girl says "yes", that means "hell yes." And it's completely natural for her to put up a major fight before you go down on her."

PETER: "Or I could just be nice like I always am."

UNCLE BEN: "Yeah, that too."
:hehe::hehe::hehe::hehe:

[Panthro]

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SPIDEY: For the last f***ing time, when I say I miss making love to MJ, I mean Mary Jane, not Michael Jackson!!
:hehe::hehe::hehe::hehe::hehe:

[Panthro]

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UNCLE BEN: "I'll distract the guy at the counter while you swipe the beer."
Nyahahahahahahahahaha

[Panthro]

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UNCLE BEN: "It will be an honor to be one of the only comic book characters who stays dead for a substantial amount of time."
:pal::lmao::pal::lmao::pal::lmao:

[Panthro]

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SPIDEY: C´mon, large coats and eliptical shades are sooo Matrix!
Hehehehehehehe

[Panthro]

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UNCLE BEN: "Hollywood doesn't always make sense Peter. Sometimes you get a guy well into his 30s playing a character who is traditionally portrayed as being only in his early 20s at best, and sometimes you get a guy who's only 25 playing a character where the storyline really calls for an older, more mature looking actor."
PETER: "I'll bet."

[ultimatefan]

Thanks! Indeed Hollywood makes no sense...

[ultimatefan]

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UNCLE BEN: Peter, if life made sense, Michael Bay would be working on building demolitions.