Spider-Man Caption Thread.

[v{"VeNoM"}v]

http://tophergracefan.com/pictures/misc/smset/sm23.jpg
Topher:What the hell,this is defainetly a sight to see.
http://spiderman-web.com/spiderman/wallpaper/teamups/superman/swinging.jpg

[Eddie Brock]

haha, Spidey and Supes
what a combo

[arachnid-guy]

http://home.accglobal.net/%7E707727/images/spiderman_2/spiderman-2-18.jpg
Spider-Man: See Ock, this is why we have to break up, you're too "clingy."

Eddie Jr! That was classic spidey humour if I ever saw one! Well done....

I am in humble awe.

[Fran]

when school starts up again, i'll be a rare sight on these boards..

same here... sept 5 is when i start college.

[Eddie Brock]

Eddie Jr! That was classic spidey humour if I ever saw one! Well done....

I am in humble awe.
thanks
i read enough USM that it's become my natural sense of humor

[Carnotaur3]

http://home.accglobal.net/%7E707727/images/spiderman_2/spiderman-2-18.jpg

Spider-Man: I could have sworn I saw these in The Matrix the other day.

[Untilteld]

http://tophergracefan.com/pictures/misc/smset/sm23.jpg

Topher: Oh my....
Captain Stacy: Would you look at that
















http://www.azfamily.com/images/misc/expo2005/simmons.jpg
Richard: I bring you hot buns from above!

[titan101]

http://tophergracefan.com/pictures/misc/smset/sm23.jpg

Topher: Oh my....
Captain Stacy: Would you look at that
















http://www.azfamily.com/images/misc/expo2005/simmons.jpg
Richard: I bring you hot buns from above! ROFLMMFAO!!!!

[The Female Torch]

http://superherohype.com/gallery/Spider-Man/Spider-Man_3/On_Set/84.jpg (http://superherohype.com/cgi-bin/imageFolio.cgi?direct=Spider-Man/Spider-Man_3/On_Set&img=72)

OH! OH MY BACK! I CAN'T MOVE FROM THIS POSITION! SOMEONE GO GET RAIMI AND A READER'S DIGEST!

LMAO :up:

I love readers digest

[Untilteld]

My Richard Simmons captions will never die, mu hu hu ha ha ha :up:

[The Female Torch]

http://i64.photobucket.com/albums/h192/powderman_2222/lookatmybutt.jpg
Spidey: her lips are moving but all i hear is bla ba bla

[Christopher Nolan]

http://tophergracefan.com/pictures/misc/smset/sm23.jpg

Topher: Oh my....
Captain Stacy: Would you look at that
















http://www.azfamily.com/images/misc/expo2005/simmons.jpg
Richard: I bring you hot buns from above!

LOL:)

[The Female Torch]

LOL:)

i second that!

hilarious!

[xwolverine2]

LOL @ richard!!

[Untilteld]

http://img144.imageshack.us/img144/4640/imagescomiccon0620060725061012064ru0.jpg (http://imageshack.us/)

*Topher stares at Bryce*


http://www.winforkids.org/Events/70show_RedForman.jpg

Red: You'll never hit that you dumbass

[Christopher Nolan]

The Face of Thomas is the best!

[ultimatefan]

http://www.comicscontinuum.com/stories/0608/01/spiderman3th.jpg
kirsten: So, wanna make out in front of all those geeks and make their heads explode?
Bryce: Yeah, totally!

[Sean Adisano]

http://img144.imageshack.us/img144/4640/imagescomiccon0620060725061012064ru0.jpg (http://imageshack.us/)

Bryce thinking *I gotta PEE!!!!*

Toper thinking Is that a 6th toe on her foot!?!?*

Church thinking *Polish sausage...Ditka...Bears...sausage...Ditka...Ditka*

[J. J. Jameson]

http://tophergracefan.com/pictures/misc/smset/sm23.jpg

Topher: Oh my....
Captain Stacy: Would you look at that
















http://www.azfamily.com/images/misc/expo2005/simmons.jpg
Richard: I bring you hot buns from above!


BEST ONE SO FAR! HAHHAHAHA!

[J. J. Jameson]

http://img431.imageshack.us/img431/7163/sm19copyxs3.jpg

Spidey: You'll never believe what I pulled outta my belly button this morning... Take a picture for the record books!

[Ebil Gig]

http://img144.imageshack.us/img144/4640/imagescomiccon0620060725061012064ru0.jpg (http://imageshack.us/)

*Topher stares at Bryce*


http://www.winforkids.org/Events/70show_RedForman.jpg

Red: You'll never hit that you dumbass

Lmao!You got to love Red.

[SPider-T0rch]

http://tophergracefan.com/pictures/misc/smset/sm39.jpg
bryce: IM THE PENGUIN, B***H!!

[SPider-T0rch]

http://www.injersey.com/images/news/0406/30spider.jpg
ALRIGHT! WHO'S RACING ME NEXT???
http://www.azfamily.com/images/misc/expo2005/simmons.jpg
I'M NEXT!! LOOK AT ME GO SPIDEY!!
http://www.imgspot.com/u/04/150/19/scream62997.gif
NOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Christopher Nolan]

http://tophergracefan.com/pictures/misc/smset/sm23.jpg

Topher: I think it is a Plane.
Captain Stacy: No, it is Gwen.

[v{"VeNoM"}v]

http://www.injersey.com/images/news/0406/30spider.jpg
ALRIGHT! WHO'S RACING ME NEXT???
http://www.azfamily.com/images/misc/expo2005/simmons.jpg
I'M NEXT!! LOOK AT ME GO SPIDEY!!
http://www.imgspot.com/u/04/150/19/scream62997.gif
NOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! thats a good one

[Hotwire]

http://www.comicscontinuum.com/stories/0608/01/spiderman3th.jpg
kirsten: So, wanna make out in front of all those geeks and make their heads explode?
Bryce: Yeah, totally!

I was wondering when this pic would show up here. I have to say, I was thinking the same caption when I first saw it.

[Robotchicken]

I was wondering when this pic would show up here. I have to say, I was thinking the same caption when I first saw it. same here

[Sean Adisano]

http://www.comicscontinuum.com/stories/0608/01/spiderman3th.jpg

Kirsten through her teeth: "Just smile and pretend we are friends and love each other...i don't mind if we do become close friends, just remember, i was the first girl of spider-man in these films B***H!"

[Fran]

http://www.comicscontinuum.com/stories/0608/01/spiderman3th.jpg
kirsten: So, wanna make out in front of all those geeks and make their heads explode?
Bryce: Yeah, totally!

that is the best one i've seen.

:up:

[ultimatefan]

that is the best one i've seen.

:up:
Hehe, thanks!

[Gonking]

http://www.comicscontinuum.com/stories/0608/01/spiderman3th.jpg
kirsten: So, wanna make out in front of all those geeks and make their heads explode?
Bryce: Yeah, totally!

lol!

[Iglius]

http://img144.imageshack.us/img144/4640/imagescomiccon0620060725061012064ru0.jpg
Thomas Hayden Church: (To crowd) Yes, you will be seeing all new fighting moves from Sandman in this movie, such as my personal favorite, the Sand Fart! Watch, I'll demonstrate. Urrggghhhhh.......uurrghhhhhh

Bryce: Oh, God, Topher, I'm right next to him!

Topher: Don't worry, he tried this all the time on the set....he'll tire out.

[Mr. Vice]

http://www.comicscontinuum.com/stories/0608/01/spiderman3th.jpg

Kirsten through her teeth: "Just smile and pretend we are friends and love each other...i don't mind if we do become close friends, just remember, i was the first girl of spider-man in these films B***H!"

:D I could actually see that happening!

[Fran]

Hehe, thanks!

my head wouldn't explode if i saw that,
but i may poop my pants.

[Hotwire]

http://www.comicscontinuum.com/stories/0608/01/spiderman3th.jpg
Bryce: Kirsten, is that your hand sliding up my skirt?!?:eek:
Kirsten: You bet it is, Tiger!;)

[Eddie Brock]

http://www.comicscontinuum.com/stories/0608/01/spiderman3th.jpg
Bryce: Kirsten, is that your hand sliding up my skirt?!?:eek:
Kirsten: You bet it is, Tiger!;)
whoa now
i know Kirsten is desperate..(she did go out with Jake Gyllenhaal, the guy's last name sounds like a sex organ...)
but feeling up chicks? must be the drugs
but i wouldn't blame her, Bryce looked HOT

[Joe Kerr]

whoa now
i know Kirsten is desperate..(she did go out with Jake Gyllenhaal, the guy's last name sounds like a sex organ...)
but feeling up chicks? must be the drugs
but i wouldn't blame her, Bryce looked HOT
already used that... :up:

[Eddie Brock]

already used that... :up:
you and about 800000 other guys
can't exactly copyright that

[Joe Kerr]

you and about 800000 other guys
can't exactly copyright that
already have... :cool:
You owe me 80,000,000,352.52$
per usage.. :thing:

[Eddie Brock]

already have... :cool:
You owe me 80,000,000,352.52$
per usage.. :thing:
ehh, giga-byte me...
haha, kidding

[Joe Kerr]

ehh, giga-byte me...
haha, kidding
copyrited that too... :p:eek:

[Eddie Brock]

copyrited that too... :p:eek:
yeah? well...um...i copyrighted "copyright" so ha!
lol

[Joe Kerr]

yeah? well...um...i copyrighted "copyright" so ha!
lol
lol....
but i... um... really.. need that money.... Soon.:thing:

[Eddie Brock]

lol....
but i... um... really.. need that money.... Soon.:thing:
you need money?
i only had 3 bucks
and i spent it on USM 98

[Mr. Vice]

you need money?
i only had 3 bucks
and i spent it on USM 98

:D HA!

[Eddie Brock]

:D HA!
it was a smart investment
according to Marvel, i should be getting USM 99 in the mail, so..

[Joe Kerr]

you need money?
i only had 3 bucks
and i spent it on USM 98
how else am i gonna pay for the rights for SM 4..?

[Eddie Brock]

how else am i gonna pay for the rights for SM 4..?
i don't think you have to worry
Sam has it covered..

[Joe Kerr]

i don't think you have to worry
Sam has it covered..
psshhhhh... Sure. :rolleyes:

[Mr. Vice]

it was a smart investment
according to Marvel, i should be getting USM 99 in the mail, so..

Are you a big USM fan? I like a lot of those stories:up:

[Eddie Brock]

Are you a big USM fan? I like a lot of those stories:up:
i subscribed a while back
and according to their 6-8 week for the 1st issue prediction, i should be getting 99 in the mail (it has been 6 weeks by then)

[Gonking]

http://www.ugo.com/channels/filmtv/features/spiderman2/images/spiderman2_5.jpg
Peter: so MJ, Will you show me your nipples or not?
MJ: oh, of course peter
Peter: yeah, baby, yeah

[Joe Kerr]

http://www.ugo.com/channels/filmtv/features/spiderman2/images/spiderman2_5.jpg
Peter: so MJ, Will you show me your nipples or not?
MJ:oh, of course peter
Peter: yeah, baby, yeah
wow... heh... you messd up... ah..ha.

[Ebil Gig]

http://img403.imageshack.us/img403/5839/testingic6.png

Eddie:Why don't I get a balloon with my head on it?:(

[Iglius]

http://img403.imageshack.us/img403/5839/testingic6.pngTopher: Well, I guess this is good a spot as any to, ahem, drain the main vain.
EDIT: Sorry about that, didn't see yours ^

[Iglius]

Haha. It's cool, mine can go either way. Pissing or... lol.
Ha, yeah, I was going to comment on the fact that that woman's head is suspiciously close to his, well, y'know, but I decided against it.

[Eddie Brock]

http://antoniogenna.wordpress.com/files/2006/02/spiderman3.jpg
How the hell did I rip it THERE?!

[ProjectPat2280]

http://img403.imageshack.us/img403/5839/testingic6.png

Eddie:Why don't I get a balloon with my head on it?:(


HAHAHA, sorry i dont know why i found that so funny, it just was. I guess i can kinda haer Topher saying that line.

[Fran]

the MJ/Pete nipples quote is pretty swell.

[Eddie Brock]

oh come on..not even a courtesy giggle?

[Joe Kerr]

http://antoniogenna.wordpress.com/files/2006/02/spiderman3.jpg
How the hell did I rip it THERE?!
LOL... :up:
i didnt see it... :D

[Eddie Brock]

LOL... :up:
i didnt see it... :D
it's such a classic (and old) pic that people overlook it
but that has Captioning Potential

[Fran]

it's such a classic (and old) pic that people overlook it
but that has Captioning Potential

it sure does, Eddie.

[Eddie Brock]

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/7/75/Topher_Brock.jpg
Hmm..from here, I can see straight up Bryce's skirt...

[Fran]

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/7/75/Topher_Brock.jpg
Hmm..from here, I can see straight up Bryce's skirt...

lol

[Eddie Brock]

lol
everyone wants to use set photos...they are missing what's right under their noses...

[Fran]

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/7/75/Topher_Brock.jpg
Wait.. is that a... paintball mask?

[Eddie Brock]

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/7/75/Topher_Brock.jpg
Wait.. is that a... paintball mask?
haha
do i need to say "pwned"
or is it pretty much understood?

[Fran]

haha
do i need to say "pwned"
or is it pretty much understood?

i think it's been understood.

(i hope so!)

[NJGooner]

http://tophergracefan.com/pictures/events/comiccon2006/con14.jpg

Tobey: So the moral of the story is, never get a vasectomy from an unlicensed electrician!

Topher: God help me.

[Eddie Brock]

http://tophergracefan.com/pictures/events/comiccon2006/con14.jpg

Tobey: So the moral of the story is, never get a vasectomy from an unlicensed electrician!

Topher: God help me.
haha, nice

[Fran]

http://tophergracefan.com/pictures/events/comiccon2006/con14.jpg

Tobey: So the moral of the story is, never get a vasectomy from an unlicensed electrician!

Topher: God help me.

that is a good one, dude. nice. :up:

[TrailerCues]

http://tophergracefan.com/pictures/events/comiccon2006/con14.jpg

Tobey - Hey does anyone want me to poor that water on Topher to wake his bored ass up

Topher - Dont you dare *****

[Fran]

meh

[Fran]

http://www.darkhorizons.com/news03/spid1.jpg

the new and improved Spider-Man for Spider-Man 3! his eye's are now VISIBLE and he gets around by someone driving him everywhere in their van, no more web slinging- Spider-Man 3 (May 4th, 2007)


an oldie, but definitely a goodie.

[titan101]

http://tophergracefan.com/pictures/events/comiccon2006/con14.jpg


tobey - hey, everybody!!! guess who i am!!! GRRR I'M RETARDED!!! GRRR!!!


topher- .... you hurt my feelings...:(

[Fran]

http://tophergracefan.com/pictures/events/comiccon2006/con14.jpg


tobey - hey, everybody!!! guess who i am!!! GRRR I'M RETARDED!!! GRRR!!!


topher- .... you hurt my feelings...:(

am i the only one who doesn't completely get it?
is he supposed to be making fun of Venom?

:confused:

[titan101]

am i the only one who doesn't completely get it?
is he supposed to be making fun of Venom?

:confused: it's this joke that i've been doing for a while. ever since topher was cast as venom he tried his best to be intimidating... and it just doesn't work out. he keeps doing this weird "grr" thing that constantly annoys the hell out of tobey. so basically he's making fun of topher.

[Christopher Nolan]

http://tophergracefan.com/pictures/events/comiccon2006/con14.jpg

Topher looks weird in that Pic.:confused:

[J. J. Jameson]

http://www.darkhorizons.com/news03/spid1.jpg

Spidey: Pull my finger!

[Farren]

http://www.ugo.com/channels/filmtv/features/spiderman2/images/spiderman2_5.jpg

Peter: I saved up AAAALLL of my allowance from Aunt May and got you this giant quarter. So whadda ya say, will you marry me?

...Awww, I really like this one.

[Red]

http://www.darkhorizons.com/news03/spid1.jpg

Spidey: Do you have anyweb fulid I'm all out.

[J. J. Jameson]

I've got a funny caption to do. I just need to find that pic with Norman's hair sticking straight up...

[Fran]

http://www.comicscontinuum.com/stories/0608/01/spiderman3th.jpg
kirsten: So, wanna make out in front of all those geeks and make their heads explode?
Bryce: Yeah, totally!

this is still the best one.

my head wouldn't explode, but it'd be pretty dizzy.

[Fran]

http://tophergracefan.com/pictures/events/comiccon2006/con14.jpg

Tobey looks like he's holding in a fart.

Topher looks depressed... or may be holding in a fart as well.

[J. J. Jameson]

http://www.ugo.com/channels/filmtv/features/spiderman2/images/spiderman2_5.jpg
Peter: C'mon MJ, was the party that bad? Okay so there was that one guy...





http://i62.photobucket.com/albums/h119/Robotchicken09/dafoe8ft.png
Norman: Time for the CONGA LINE!!! Shake that thing!

[Christopher Nolan]

Willem looks amazing in this Pic.

[KevanG]

I love that pic :D It's good for so many different ideas

[J. J. Jameson]

Willem looks amazing in this Pic.

You mean the pic I posted?

[Christopher Nolan]

You mean the pic I posted?
Jep, the face is brilliant. Like the crazy Goblin.:)

[J. J. Jameson]

I dunno where its even from. Its not in the movie is it? I don't remember seeing there. Is it just a production photo?

[Christopher Nolan]

I dunno where its even from. Its not in the movie is it? I don't remember seeing there. Is it just a production photo?
No, it was not in the movie, maybe a pic of a other movie:confused:

[Topdawg]

maybe......

[Christian]

http://i62.photobucket.com/albums/h119/Robotchicken09/dafoe8ft.png

where is this pic actualy originally from?

[Iglius]

http://tophergracefan.com/pictures/events/comiccon2006/con14.jpg
Tobey: (Speaking to a reporter, or I guess the crowd in general) Yes, basically my character kicks Topher's character's ass. What's that, sorry? Oh, yeah, no, there's like nothing left of him when Spidey's through with him. Beg your pardon? Oh, yes, it IS in fact great to be a part of 3 of these movies and still have your character come out on top. I don't want to point fingers, buuut, I do have this friend who, ahem, follows the same line of work as I do, and has only been in one of these movies. Yeah, you got me, I'm talking about Topher.

Topher: *Pours water on Tobey*

[Axid]

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v228/fireblaze614/MJ.jpg
"Buy me something :cmad:"

[lordofthenerds]

^lol
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v228/fireblaze614/MJ.jpg
Kiss me...just one kiss.

http://img379.imageshack.us/img379/3572/scream629976fm.gif

[v{"VeNoM"}v]

^lol
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v228/fireblaze614/MJ.jpg
Kiss me...just one kiss.

http://img379.imageshack.us/img379/3572/scream629976fm.gif lol

[spiderguy252000]

it's this joke that i've been doing for a while. ever since topher was cast as venom he tried his best to be intimidating... and it just doesn't work out. he keeps doing this weird "grr" thing that constantly annoys the hell out of tobey. so basically he's making fun of topher.

Wait, when did Topher say grrr? and how do you guys know it annoys Tobey? Does anyone have a clip of this, i wanna have a good laugh at Topher going grrr...

[Christopher Nolan]

^lol
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v228/fireblaze614/MJ.jpg
Kiss me...just one kiss.

http://img379.imageshack.us/img379/3572/scream629976fm.gif
LOL:)

[gangsta_crizzab]

http://i62.photobucket.com/albums/h119/Robotchicken09/dafoe8ft.png

"My name's Forrest, Forrest Gump."

[ninjaspyder13]

^lol
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v228/fireblaze614/MJ.jpg
Kiss me...just one kiss.

http://img379.imageshack.us/img379/3572/scream629976fm.gif EHEHEHEHEHEHEH!!!!... http://e.deviantart.com/emoticons/l/lmao.gif

[Mr. Vice]

http://i62.photobucket.com/albums/h119/Robotchicken09/dafoe8ft.png

Norman:"Yep! That's right! I saw the Venom footage!"

http://img379.imageshack.us/img379/3572/scream629976fm.gif

Peter:" NOOOOOOOOOOOooo!"

[Topdawg]

^lol
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v228/fireblaze614/MJ.jpg
Kiss me...just one kiss.

http://img379.imageshack.us/img379/3572/scream629976fm.gif



congrtz, the only caption that made me LoL in this thread.lol

[lordofthenerds]

Cheers. :)

[Iglius]

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v228/fireblaze614/MJ.jpg
MJ: Peter, look what Doc Ock did to my face with his tentacles! But it's ok, I mean, I'm still the same on the inside, right?

........Right?


http://img379.imageshack.us/img379/3572/scream629976fm.gif


http://i62.photobucket.com/albums/h119/Robotchicken09/dafoe8ft.png
Norman: Dude, are you, uh, are you hittin' that?! 'Cause......'cause I'd hit that.

[Mr. Superhero]

http://sfstory.free.fr/images/Spiderman/tournage01.jpg

Norman Osborn : "Hey look, it's the camera man!"

Sam Raimi : "The who..? Tell him to **** off."

[SpideredOut]

http://www.azfamily.com/images/misc/expo2005/simmons.jpg

"Im Spider-Mans son yall!"

http://tophergracefan.com/pictures/misc/smset/sm23.jpg

Eddie: This is the story of the century!

Capt.Stacy: Meh, you should see my daughter naked thats the story of the century!

.....................MEANWHILE.............

http://www.comicscontinuum.com/stories/0608/01/spiderman3th.jpg

Bryce: You should totally see me naked.

Kirsten: Should I?

........MEANWHILE.........

http://superherohype.com/gallery/Spider-Man/Spider-Man_3/On_Set/84.jpg
Spidey: Damn I need to see bryce naked but I cant find comic con!

...................Later on that day..............

http://tophergracefan.com/pictures/misc/smset/sm39.jpg

Topher: Wait. Uh-oh..Mary Poppins time!

[Joe Kerr]

http://www.azfamily.com/images/misc/expo2005/simmons.jpg

"Im Spider-Mans son yall!"

http://tophergracefan.com/pictures/misc/smset/sm23.jpg

Eddie: This is the story of the century!

Capt.Stacy: Meh, you should see my daughter naked thats the story of the century!

.....................MEANWHILE.............

http://www.comicscontinuum.com/stories/0608/01/spiderman3th.jpg

Bryce: You should totally see me naked.

Kirsten: Should I?

........MEANWHILE.........

http://superherohype.com/gallery/Spider-Man/Spider-Man_3/On_Set/84.jpg
Spidey: Damn I need to see bryce naked but I cant find comic con!

...................Later on that day..............

http://tophergracefan.com/pictures/misc/smset/sm39.jpg

Topher: Wait. Uh-oh..Mary Poppins time!
:dry:...............
heh...heh,heh....
heee hee heee
ah
ahahahahah
BWAHAHAHAHAHAH
:D

[J. J. Jameson]

http://i62.photobucket.com/albums/h119/Robotchicken09/dafoe8ft.png

Norman: So, you wanna head on over to my place?

[Axid]

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v228/fireblaze614/MJ.jpg
"Is there no man out there that will take my acting serious and believe I am true beauty within?"


http://content.ytmnd.com/content/2/d/c/2dc40722cec490f182d69350c82d7d80.gif

[ninjaspyder13]

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v228/fireblaze614/MJ.jpg
"Is there no man out there that will take my acting serious and believe I am true beauty within?"


http://content.ytmnd.com/content/2/d/c/2dc40722cec490f182d69350c82d7d80.gif
GAaHHH!!!!!! http://e.deviantart.com/emoticons/e/eyepopping.gif

That is both funny and extremely scary at the same time.

Psychotic imagery will haunt my nightmares...:(

[SpideredOut]

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v228/fireblaze614/MJ.jpg

MJ: So Norman its whats on the inside that counts right?

http://i62.photobucket.com/albums/h119/Robotchicken09/dafoe8ft.png

Norman: Well, sweetie if its whats on the inside that counts someone needs to flip your ugly ass inside-out.

[SpideredOut]

Let's see if I can get an entire page to myself... haha. Oh god I'm bored.Lets not see if you can get the entire page to your self.

[Ebil Gig]

http://i21.photobucket.com/albums/b255/wubin/sm68.jpg
Girl in Blue: Topher! You can't just walk off in the middle of a scene!
Topher: 'course I can *****.. haha. I'm Venom.

LOL:up:

[Iglius]

I posted this on another thread with no luck, but I love it. I'm changing the caption around a bit, though.
http://i21.photobucket.com/albums/b255/wubin/sm68.jpg
"Job well done gang.....and no one will ever find out."

Topher and his crew gangster walk away from the mangled body of R.C. Everbeck.

[Hotwire]

http://i21.photobucket.com/albums/b255/wubin/sm68.jpg
Chick in blue: So, watcha gonna do now, Topher?
Topher: One one thing to do... STRUT!!!

[Topdawg]

^lmAO!!

[Robotchicken]

where is this pic actualy originally from? me...lol

[Hotwire]

^lmAO!!

Glad to see someone else knows "Saturday Night Fever".

[Fran]

it's also from The Simpsons.

[The Female Torch]

GAaHHH!!!!!! http://e.deviantart.com/emoticons/e/eyepopping.gif

That is both funny and extremely scary at the same time.

Psychotic imagery will haunt my nightmares...:(

Omg lol http://e.deviantart.com/emoticons/e/eyepopping.gif

[Christopher Nolan]

http://i21.photobucket.com/albums/b255/wubin/sm68.jpg
Girl in Blue: Topher! You can't just walk off in the middle of a scene!
Topher: 'course I can *****.. haha. I'm Venom.
I like it. :up:

[The Female Torch]

http://i62.photobucket.com/albums/h119/Robotchicken09/dafoe8ft.png

Mine is out. Hehe. Your turn.


OMG lol

[ultimatefan]

http://i21.photobucket.com/albums/b255/wubin/sm69.jpg
Topher: Have you noticed sometimes, when we´re on set, there´s these big words floating in mid-air, like "rex features" or "wireimage"...
Tobey: Totally, it´s like, Twilight Zone weird, dude...

[Untilteld]

People are stealin my Richard Simmons:down Time I find a new entertainer...

[J. J. Jameson]

http://i21.photobucket.com/albums/b255/wubin/sm68.jpg
Raimi (off camera): Introducing the new fall fashion! Modeled by Topher Grace!
Topher: I'm coming for you Raimi.





Man, Topher knows how to wear a tie. Just like Raimi knows how to wear a suit.

[paulyfknt90]

file:///C:/DOCUME%7E1/Admin/LOCALS%7E1/Temp/moz-screenshot-19.jpgfile:///C:/DOCUME%7E1/Admin/LOCALS%7E1/Temp/moz-screenshot-20.jpghttp://tophergracefan.com/pictures/events/comiccon2006/con14.jpg

Toby: Hey Topher i had sex with bryce over in the conference room\

Topher: I hate you

Toby: haha ull get urs one day... well actualy no, no you wont

[Sam_298]

http://i21.photobucket.com/albums/b255/wubin/sm68.jpg
Topher: Raindrops keep falling on my head..la la la..
Sam: Chris you're supposed to be smiling when you dance and sing to the song!
Topher(Mumbles): I cant...I got superglue on my lips, Tobey put it on Kirsten's lips so that I would never kiss her.

[Scar Predator]

http://img379.imageshack.us/img379/3572/scream629976fm.gif

Scene 19 from Spider-man 3:

Set-up Sandman and Venom capture Spiderman.
Setting: Symbiotic webbing/sand mixture have cemented Parker to a chaiir.
He awakes to find out that he's being forced to watch the entire
run of That 70s Show in sequential order.

[v{"VeNoM"}v]

http://www.tobeyfan.com/gallery/albums/userpics/10072/014.jpg
Tobey:'Excuse why does topher keeps staring at me'
Topher:'Brcause you are sitting on my seat'

[gangsta_crizzab]

He has conquered his inner demons, he has fought his mentors and he has lost many loved ones

But in the Summer of 2010,

He will face his greatest challenge...


http://www.noelheikkinen.com/noel/chucknorris.jpg

He will challenge the greatest man in the universe!



http://img379.imageshack.us/img379/3572/scream629976fm.gif

Spidey: "NOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!1"

Spider-Man 4: Walker Texas Ranger

a film by Brett Ratner

May 6, 2010

[TrailerCues]

http://i21.photobucket.com/albums/b255/wubin/sm69.jpg

Spider-Man - Remember Topher your the main guy in keeping the Comic Com Trailer away from the Fans & the Internet. You & your peeps know what to do

Topher - We sure do Spidey

Spider-Man - Now get to it

http://i21.photobucket.com/albums/b255/wubin/sm68.jpg

Topher - Lets go peeps

http://img425.imageshack.us/img425/1939/untitled1copyhf2.jpg

Crowd Yelling - Get ttttttthhhhhhheeeeeemmmm

[The Female Torch]

http://i21.photobucket.com/albums/b255/wubin/sm69.jpg

Spider-Man - Remember Topher your the main guy in keeping the Comic Com Trailer away from the Fans & the Internet. You & your peeps know what to do

Topher - We sure do Spidey

Spider-Man - Now get to it

http://i21.photobucket.com/albums/b255/wubin/sm68.jpg

Topher - Lets go peeps

http://img425.imageshack.us/img425/1939/untitled1copyhf2.jpg

Crowd Yelling - Get ttttttthhhhhhheeeeeemmmm

LMAO xD

[The Female Torch]

He has conquered his inner demons, he has fought his mentors and he has lost many loved ones

But in the Summer of 2010,

He will face his greatest challenge...


http://www.noelheikkinen.com/noel/chucknorris.jpg

He will challenge the greatest man in the universe!



http://img379.imageshack.us/img379/3572/scream629976fm.gif

Spidey: "NOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!1"

Spider-Man 4: Walker Texas Ranger

a film by Brett Ratner

May 6, 2010

Cant wait to see it xD

*waits*

[Hotwire]

http://i70.photobucket.com/albums/i87/batman_begins_photos/spideycolorswitch.jpg
Guy in trench coat: Whoa! I have got to quit taking acid trips on the way to work!

[Untilteld]

http://img332.imageshack.us/img332/1738/pdvd1331kk.png

"Son! I hear your avenging me in Spider-Man 3?!"



http://img332.imageshack.us/img332/853/pdvd1321mt.png

"Yeah dad, I will kill Peter"

*Harry drags a tv to the mirror and father and son watch the Spider-Man 3 trailer*

http://img177.imageshack.us/img177/3760/pdvd1353wb.png

"What the **** was that? Were you weaing a paintball mask, and on a snowboard?"

http://img332.imageshack.us/img332/3469/pdvd1365nd.png

"I just wanna make you proud dad!"


http://img177.imageshack.us/img177/4959/pdvd1389le.png

"Get a better suit!!!!!!!!!"


http://img332.imageshack.us/img332/8643/pdvd1399ch.png

"NOOOOOOOOOOOOO!"

[Joe Kerr]

http://img332.imageshack.us/img332/1738/pdvd1331kk.png

"Son! I hear your avenging me in Spider-Man 3?!"



http://img332.imageshack.us/img332/853/pdvd1321mt.png

"Yeah dad, I will kill Peter"

*Harry drags a tv to the mirror and father and son watch the Spider-Man 3 trailer*

http://img177.imageshack.us/img177/3760/pdvd1353wb.png

"What the **** was that? Were you weaing a paintball mask, and on a snowboard?"

http://img332.imageshack.us/img332/3469/pdvd1365nd.png

"I just wanna make you proud dad!"


http://img177.imageshack.us/img177/4959/pdvd1389le.png

"Get a better suit!!!!!!!!!"


http://img332.imageshack.us/img332/8643/pdvd1399ch.png

"NOOOOOOOOOOOOO!"
LMFAO ROTFL LMFAO!!!!!!!!!!!

[Christopher Nolan]

That's great Geekz;)

[Hotwire]

http://img177.imageshack.us/img177/3760/pdvd1353wb.png
Norman: Screaming contest?? Hmm??
http://img332.imageshack.us/img332/3469/pdvd1365nd.png
Harry: Bring it.
http://img177.imageshack.us/img177/4959/pdvd1389le.png
Norman: AAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
http://img332.imageshack.us/img332/1738/pdvd1331kk.png
Norman: Well? Pretty impressive, eh?
http://img332.imageshack.us/img332/3469/pdvd1365nd.png
Harry: Hmmph. Try this.
http://img332.imageshack.us/img332/8643/pdvd1399ch.png
Harry: AAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
http://img177.imageshack.us/img177/3760/pdvd1353wb.png
Norman: Very good, Grasshopper. Very good.

[Hotwire]

He has conquered his inner demons, he has fought his mentors and he has lost many loved ones

But in the Summer of 2010,

He will face his greatest challenge...


http://www.noelheikkinen.com/noel/chucknorris.jpg

He will challenge the greatest man in the universe!



http://img379.imageshack.us/img379/3572/scream629976fm.gif

Spidey: "NOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!! He doesnt even have a buldge!!!!!! NOOOOO!!!"

Spider-Man 4: Walker Texas Ranger

a film by Brett Ratner

May 6, 2010 Sorry dude, just had to add that to your post.

[Tomar-Re]

http://img379.imageshack.us/img379/3572/scream629976fm.gif
"did you hear that Singer wants to direct the next spider-man film?"
"noooooooooooooooooooo"

[Iglius]

http://img332.imageshack.us/img332/3469/pdvd1365nd.png
Harry: Thanks for helping me with my dad's funeral today Pete, you're a real pal--Wait, you hear that? It sounds like there's someone upstai--

http://i62.photobucket.com/albums/h119/Robotchicken09/dafoe8ft.png
Norman: Son, I'm home!

http://img332.imageshack.us/img332/8643/pdvd1399ch.png
http://img379.imageshack.us/img379/3572/scream629976fm.gif

[Christopher Nolan]

http://img332.imageshack.us/img332/3469/pdvd1365nd.png
Harry: Thanks for helping me with my dad's funeral today Pete, you're a real pal--Wait, you hear that? It sounds like there's someone upstai--

http://i62.photobucket.com/albums/h119/Robotchicken09/dafoe8ft.png
Norman: Son, I'm home!

http://img332.imageshack.us/img332/8643/pdvd1399ch.png
http://img379.imageshack.us/img379/3572/scream629976fm.gif
Harry looks funny with his wide open mouth.

[gvcool2]

I saw a thread like this in the general movie boards and found it incredibly funny when done right, and was thinking it would be great if done just for spider-man.

The idea is to take any spider-man image from the movies (or even the comics) and place your own captions/dialogue from another movie in there. I'll give an example

http://www.cineclub.de/images/2004/07/spider-man-2-5.jpg

'I Know Kung-Fu'

[Hotwire]

Um, there is already a thread for this in this forum. You gotta read the titles of the other threads.
http://www.superherohype.com/forums/showthread.php?t=229487

[gvcool2]

um, i hadn't seen that, but it's not really the same anyway, but if the mod's want to close it than by all means go for it

[Hotwire]

http://img343.imageshack.us/img343/7543/harry6hs.jpg
Oh, yeah, almost!! God, I love you, MJ!!!
http://img332.imageshack.us/img332/8643/pdvd1399ch.png
YYYYYEEEEEESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!!!!!!

[Christopher Nolan]

Lol;)

[Christopher Nolan]

Close!

[gvcool2]

Close!

[CherryRedSpider]

http://i21.photobucket.com/albums/b255/wubin/sm68.jpg

Well, you can tell by the way I use my walk,
I'm a woman's man: no time to talk.
Music loud and women warm, I've been kicked around
since I was born.
And now it's all right. It's OK.
And you may look the other way.
We can try to understand
the New York Times' effect on man.

We're stayin' alive, stayin' alive.
Ah, ha, ha, ha, stayin' alive, stayin' alive.
Ah, ha, ha, ha, stayin'......

http://img379.imageshack.us/img379/3572/scream629976fm.gif

aliiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii-ah-iiiiiiiiiiiive!

[M.E.H.Z.E.B]

The idea is good, but there is already a Caption thread, and in light of that, I suggest this thread be merged with the existing one, so that the idea survives.

[ultimatefan]

http://www.tobeyfan.com/gallery/albums/userpics/10072/014.jpg
Tobey: Why is everybody staring at me?
Kirsten: Why didn´t you shave for the convention?
Bryce: Why are you always dressed in black?
Thomas: Why does your dressing room smell like crack?
Topher: Yeah, and why that hooker who got there last night never got out?
Sam: Tobey, when I said, "stay in character", I didn´t mean...
Tobey: LEAVE ME THE **** ALONE!!!

[TacoLikeWAH]

man i love this thread.

[Hotwire]

http://i21.photobucket.com/albums/b255/wubin/sm68.jpg

Well, you can tell by the way I use my walk,
I'm a woman's man: no time to talk.
Music loud and women warm, I've been kicked around
since I was born.
And now it's all right. It's OK.
And you may look the other way.
We can try to understand
the New York Times' effect on man.

We're stayin' alive, stayin' alive.
Ah, ha, ha, ha, stayin' alive, stayin' alive.
Ah, ha, ha, ha, stayin'......

http://img379.imageshack.us/img379/3572/scream629976fm.gif

aliiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii-ah-iiiiiiiiiiiive! Ah, you saw my post! Thanks for adding the lyrics.:up:

[Robotchicken]

http://img332.imageshack.us/img332/1738/pdvd1331kk.png

"Son! I hear your avenging me in Spider-Man 3?!"



http://img332.imageshack.us/img332/853/pdvd1321mt.png

"Yeah dad, I will kill Peter"

*Harry drags a tv to the mirror and father and son watch the Spider-Man 3 trailer*

http://img177.imageshack.us/img177/3760/pdvd1353wb.png

"What the **** was that? Were you weaing a paintball mask, and on a snowboard?"

http://img332.imageshack.us/img332/3469/pdvd1365nd.png

"I just wanna make you proud dad!"


http://img177.imageshack.us/img177/4959/pdvd1389le.png

"Get a better suit!!!!!!!!!"


http://img332.imageshack.us/img332/8643/pdvd1399ch.png

"NOOOOOOOOOOOOO!" LOL!!!!!!!!!!!!:up:

[webhead731]

lol.

[J. J. Jameson]

http://img332.imageshack.us/img332/853/pdvd1321mt.png
"Oh no. That's not what I I think it is, is it?"



http://img177.imageshack.us/img177/3760/pdvd1353wb.png
"Just tell me you're joking."



http://img332.imageshack.us/img332/3469/pdvd1365nd.png
"Take a look, dad."



http://img390.imageshack.us/img390/6276/spideyhurryga4.gif



http://img177.imageshack.us/img177/4959/pdvd1389le.png
"CLONES!!!!! Harry, get the gun!!!

[Master Snake]

LOL. Oh man. Does it get any funnier than those Harry 'n Norm pictures?

[xwolverine2]

http://img332.imageshack.us/img332/1738/pdvd1331kk.png

"Son! I hear your avenging me in Spider-Man 3?!"



http://img332.imageshack.us/img332/853/pdvd1321mt.png

"Yeah dad, I will kill Peter"

*Harry drags a tv to the mirror and father and son watch the Spider-Man 3 trailer*

http://img177.imageshack.us/img177/3760/pdvd1353wb.png

"What the **** was that? Were you weaing a paintball mask, and on a snowboard?"

http://img332.imageshack.us/img332/3469/pdvd1365nd.png

"I just wanna make you proud dad!"


http://img177.imageshack.us/img177/4959/pdvd1389le.png

"Get a better suit!!!!!!!!!"


http://img332.imageshack.us/img332/8643/pdvd1399ch.png

"NOOOOOOOOOOOOO!"
BRRRRRIIILLLLLLIIIIAAAAAANNNNNNNTTT!!!:up:

[Untilteld]

^^thank you:)

[xwolverine2]

^^thank you:)
oh......you made it?

nvm then

[Iglius]

http://i21.photobucket.com/albums/b255/wubin/sm68.jpg

http://img177.imageshack.us/img177/3760/pdvd1353wb.png
Willem: Franco, who is that kid?

http://img332.imageshack.us/img332/3469/pdvd1365nd.png
James: That's Topher Grace, he's been cast as Eddie Brock. Why? Whats the problem?

http://img177.imageshack.us/img177/3760/pdvd1353wb.png
Willem: The problem is he's a skinny f***. Where's the Venom we all know and love? What happened to R.C. Everbeck?

http://img332.imageshack.us/img332/3469/pdvd1365nd.png
James: He's been re-cast. Look, I know Topher's skinny, but he's really a great acto--

http://img177.imageshack.us/img177/4959/pdvd1389le.png
CALL EVERBECK!!!!!

http://img332.imageshack.us/img332/8643/pdvd1399ch.png
FINE!!!!!!!


Now now, you all know that I, more than anyone, will defend Topher 'til the end. I just can't let these pics go to waste.

[Robotchicken]

can i be a member of the D.O.T?:O

[Iglius]

Seriously? Wasn't that you being sarcastic about Topher being a good choice for Eddie in the Fan Art and Manips Thread?

[Robotchicken]

Seriously? Wasn't that you being sarcastic about Topher being a good choice for Eddie in the Fan Art and Manips Thread? no i wasnt being sarcastic:mad:

[Iglius]

Alright then. My sarcasm radars working like its been kicked in the hole lately. I can never tell.

Just put the D.O.T. thing that I have in my signature into yours, and whenever you see Topher getting bashed on the Hype, it is up to you to defend him. Now that doesn't mean you should bash back. Use reasoning. We don't want to give the D.O.T. a bad rep.

[xwolverine2]

no i wasnt being sarcastic:mad:
yes you were.........dont be afraid

[Robotchicken]

yes you were.........dont be afraid no i wasnt, ive liked topher as brock from day 1

[Hotwire]

http://img332.imageshack.us/img332/8643/pdvd1399ch.png
Harry: AHHHHH!!!! ANGRY FACE!!!!!!!!!!!!!
http://img177.imageshack.us/img177/3760/pdvd1353wb.png
Norman: Pathetic. You'll never make it as a scarey villian.

[Iglius]

Hahaha ^ thats not even a wacky face on Norman's part but it makes me laugh every time...theres just so much you can do with it :up:

[Joe Kerr]

http://img332.imageshack.us/img332/8643/pdvd1399ch.png
http://img177.imageshack.us/img177/3760/pdvd1353wb.png
Norman: She was right... she should've had the abortion...
:eek: :o
LMFAO... ROTFLMFAOFLRODLD>XOIJOAIEJF DHDFLKJ
HAHAHAHAHAHHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHA
:up: :up: :up:

[Untilteld]

oh......you made it?

nvm then

:( not cool lol

[Mephistopheles]

http://img332.imageshack.us/img332/8643/pdvd1399ch.png
http://img177.imageshack.us/img177/3760/pdvd1353wb.png
Norman: She was right... she should've had the abortion...
So wrong, yet so funny

[gangsta_crizzab]

http://img379.imageshack.us/img379/3572/scream629976fm.gif

"WAZAAAHP!!!!"


http://img177.imageshack.us/img177/4959/pdvd1389le.png

"WAZZAHHHHP!!!!!!!!!!!!"

http://img332.imageshack.us/img332/8643/pdvd1399ch.png


"WAZZAAHHHH...


http://www.geocities.com/Hollywood/Boulevard/4473/lukehand.jpg

"AHHHHHHHHHHHHHH....





...





more...
































http://news.bbc.co.uk/media/images/40507000/jpg/_40507011_vader.jpg

"NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"

is what vader says when one tries to implement a 6 year old fad within the SHB

the end

[flavio_lebeau]

you know, that Peter-screaming-gif has been so overused that now its anything but funny...

[Axid]

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v228/fireblaze614/MJ.jpg
....I'm not wearing panties.


http://content.ytmnd.com/content/9/4/a/94a1e0fc7243936cf556ff9ec74dd6a7.gif

[Master Snake]

http://img162.imageshack.us/img162/6106/smilingspideydaytt5.png
Haha. Man. You guys are tooooo funny. Who needs to hang out with the cast anyway? Yeah.. who needs Tobey.. or Kirsten, Bryce, Sam? Haha, yeah right. Jeez... you guys are cool.

Haha! What are you talking about? That is the cast. That's Tobey on the right, Bryce in the middle, and Kirsten on the left. Yeah, they really took MJ in a different direction this time.

[Master Snake]

you know, that Peter-screaming-gif has been so overused that now its anything but funny...

I disagree.

[bored]

http://img144.imageshack.us/img144/4640/imagescomiccon0620060725061012064ru0.jpg

THC: Oh, lord!

Bryce: Ew...

Topher: SOOOO glad I got the stunt double to do this scene.

http://www.absoluteanime.com/reviews/spider-man/spider-man4.jpg

"Oh yeah, Tony, give it to me hard!"


http://www.hollywoodjesus.com/movie/spider-man2/29.jpg

Molina: Yet another reason I'm glad I died in the last one.

[Cinemaman]

^^^

:D :up:

[J. J. Jameson]

http://www.absoluteanime.com/reviews/spider-man/spider-man4.jpg

I can't believe that was in the animated series! Haha

[Christopher Nolan]

http://www.absoluteanime.com/reviews/spider-man/spider-man4.jpg

I can't believe that was in the animated series! Haha
I think this scene was cut from the episode.:)

[J. J. Jameson]

I think this scene was cut from the episode.:)

I'll check.

[gvcool2]

I disagree.

how do you know being a member for a week? or were you a previous member rejoined?

[webhead731]

It's not like it froze there for a few seconds for everyone to see it lol.:D

[J. J. Jameson]

It's still there. Very brief. But still there.

[SLYspyder]

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v228/fireblaze614/MJ.jpg

MJ: So Norman its whats on the inside that counts right?

http://i62.photobucket.com/albums/h119/Robotchicken09/dafoe8ft.png

Norman: Well, sweetie if its whats on the inside that counts someone needs to flip your ugly ass inside-out.

lol

[SLYspyder]

http://i62.photobucket.com/albums/h119/Robotchicken09/dafoe8ft.png

Mine is out. Hehe. Your turn.

lol

[Fran]

Haha! What are you talking about? That is the cast. That's Tobey on the right, Bryce in the middle, and Kirsten on the left. Yeah, they really took MJ in a different direction this time.

I am not even going to pretend that was funny.

[gvcool2]

I am not even going to pretend that was funny.

why would you pretend something was funny anyway?

[Fran]

why would you pretend something was funny anyway?

to try and be nice to a new person here.

[gvcool2]

to try and be nice to a new person here.

you should never feel you need to be nice to someone because they are new

[Fran]

http://www.tobeyfan.com/gallery/albums/userpics/10072/014.jpg
Tobey: Why is everybody staring at me?
Kirsten: Why didn´t you shave for the convention?
Bryce: Why are you always dressed in black?
Thomas: Why does your dressing room smell like crack?
Topher: Yeah, and why that hooker who got there last night never got out?
Sam: Tobey, when I said, "stay in character", I didn´t mean...
Tobey: LEAVE ME THE **** ALONE!!!

This further cements ultimatefan's status as the most clever caption-maker ever.

This one, combined with the Bryce/Kristen "make fanboys heads explode and make out" caption, prove that.

[J. J. Jameson]

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v228/fireblaze614/MJ.jpg
....I'm not wearing panties.


http://content.ytmnd.com/content/9/4/a/94a1e0fc7243936cf556ff9ec74dd6a7.gif

Freak out.

[Fran]

Freak out.

No,
it's a ...psychobilly freakout!!!

[gvcool2]

http://www.hollywoodjesus.com/movie/spider-man/53.jpg
'Who Am I?'

'You Sure You Wanna Know?'....

























'I Rode Sea Biscuit'

[J. J. Jameson]

http://www.hollywoodjesus.com/movie/spider-man/53.jpg
Peter: Ah relief. Perfect place to take a leak.
MJ: Peter! Not Norman's tombstone!!!

[Topdawg]

LoL LMAO!!^

[Fran]

THAT is the reason Harry is avenging Norman...

[Topdawg]

LoL. this thread is just too funny.lol

[gvcool2]

http://www.wallpaperbase.com/wallpapers/movie/spiderman/spider_man_11.jpg

MJ: It's been 5 days peter!!

Peter: I'm sorry! I don't know how to work these spikes on my hands yet!

[Fran]

agreed.

[ultimatefan]

This further cements ultimatefan's status as the most clever caption-maker ever.

This one, combined with the Bryce/Kristen "make fanboys heads explode and make out" caption, prove that.
Hehe, thanks. I try.:up:

[Untilteld]

http://i62.photobucket.com/albums/h119/Robotchicken09/spider-boobs.gif






":eek: , lemme grab em!"

http://www.richardsimmons.com/images/aboutimg.jpg

[Robotchicken]

http://i62.photobucket.com/albums/h119/Robotchicken09/spider-boobs.gif






":eek: , lemme grab em!"

http://www.richardsimmons.com/images/aboutimg.jpg OMG NOOO!!! LOL!

[Master Snake]

to try and be nice to a new person here.

That's ok, your opinion of my jokes has no effect on my feeling of self-worth. :)

[Hotwire]

How Peter really ended up proposing to Mary Jane.


http://www.ugo.com/channels/filmtv/features/spiderman2/images/spiderman2_5.jpg
MJ: Peter, I'm late.
Peter: For what??

[SPider-T0rch]

^^^hahahaha he looks kinda clueless in there too

[J. J. Jameson]

http://www.richardsimmons.com/images/aboutimg.jpg

^Who is that guy?

[Scar Predator]

http://www.ugo.com/channels/filmtv/features/spiderman2/images/spiderman2_5.jpg



Don't leave. We haven't finished shooting yet. I'll talk to him about the dirty emails but you have to understand, Sam's just a lonely man.

[NJGooner]

How Peter really ended up proposing to Mary Jane.


http://www.ugo.com/channels/filmtv/features/spiderman2/images/spiderman2_5.jpg
MJ: Peter, I'm late.
Peter: For what??

lol :up:

[Iglius]

Hey Spidey, you get 2 chicks in this movie!
http://content.ytmnd.com/content/9/4/a/94a1e0fc7243936cf556ff9ec74dd6a7.gif

...But one of them is her
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v228/fireblaze614/MJ.jpg











...http://img379.imageshack.us/img379/3572/scream629976fm.gif

[TrailerCues]

http://www.*******.com/files/2006/7/16/133535/C.jpg

Sarris - I want the Omega 13

http://www.*******.com/files/2006/7/16/133535/D.jpg

Jason - The Omega 13 eh

http://www.*******.com/files/2006/7/16/133535/F.jpg

Jason - All right give him The Omega 13

http://www.*******.com/files/2006/7/16/133535/G.gif

Jason - Wow

http://www.*******.com/files/2006/7/16/133535/D.jpg

Jason - Now that is going to be a good Movie

http://www.*******.com/files/2006/7/16/133535/E.jpg

Sarris - You fools it is time to die

http://www.*******.com/files/2006/7/16/133535/F.jpg

Jason - Do you guys have any other Movie Trailers

[CherryRedSpider]

http://www.ugo.com/channels/filmtv/features/spiderman2/images/spiderman2_5.jpg

MJ: Pete, I caught you watching Manderlay again

Peter: I was getting changed! I don't want you to see me getting changed. I was getting changed you non-knockin' mothaf****

MJ: Getting changed my a** you were crankin it

Peter: You ain't going tell nobody I was getting changed?

[Fran]

That's ok, your opinion of my jokes has no effect on my feeling of self-worth. :)

Good man!
A new poster that is actually MATURE!!!!

[Fran]

http://www.richardsimmons.com/images/aboutimg.jpg

^Who is that guy?

This *cough*guy*cough* is Richard Simmons. A once very popular workout person/fitness expert.

He is just a weirdo in short shorts now.

[Fran]

Hey Peter, an image of you is being used to the point where it is incredibly dumb now.


Whaddya think Pete?


http://img379.imageshack.us/img379/3572/scream629976fm.gif

[Untilteld]

http://spiderman.unas.cz/herci/2.jpg
"Damn, I'm out of money"

http://www.jacneed.com/PhotoFile/Carrot_Top.jpg
"You need to call collect"

http://www.follow-me-now.de/assets/images/Spiderman-2.jpg

"Oh god it's him!!! Turn it onnnnnnn!!!!!!"

[Untilteld]

yeah it sucked :( :down I'm out of Richard Simmons ones.

[gvcool2]

http://www.xenafan.com/army/army01.jpg

'yep yep yep...I'm mysterio baby'

[Untilteld]

Bruce owns.

[gvcool2]

Bruce owns.

theres no denying that

[Untilteld]

He's such a cool guy, like if you just listen to the commentary on the Evil Dead's, cool guy. Anything new about the My Name Is Bruce movie? Where they're aliens and they call on Bruce Campbell to come and kill them? I'm gonna start a thread about it.

[gvcool2]

He's such a cool guy, like if you just listen to the commentary on the Evil Dead's, cool guy. Anything new about the My Name Is Bruce movie? Where they're aliens and they call on Bruce Campbell to come and kill them? I'm gonna start a thread about it.

I havn;t heard any recent developments on that film but I'm certain he's making a Bubba Ho Tep sequel which would rule

[Untilteld]

I havn;t heard any recent developments on that film but I'm certain he's making a Bubba Ho Tep sequel which would rule

Bubba Ho Tep kicked so much ass. Go check out My Name Is Bruce in Misc. Movies

[Spider-Bite]

http://tophergracefan.com/pictures/misc/smset/sm39.jpg

bryce: A tablespoon of sugar helps the medicine go down, the medicine go down.

topher: shut the hell up

http://tophergracefan.com/pictures/misc/smset/sm38.jpg

bryce: singing very quietly: medicine go down, medicine go down.

[Spider-Bite]

http://tophergracefan.com/pictures/misc/smset/sm39.jpg

bryce: HOOOOOOO!

Topher: you are so not Michael Jackson
http://tophergracefan.com/pictures/misc/smset/sm38.jpg

bryce: I could be

[Matt Murdock]

hahaahah nice one

[tw9876z]

http://tophergracefan.com/pictures/misc/smset/sm39.jpg

bryce: A tablespoon of sugar helps the medicine go down, the medicine go down.

topher: shut the hell up

http://tophergracefan.com/pictures/misc/smset/sm38.jpg

bryce: singing very quietly: medicine go down, medicine go down.



does it look like topher is asking her out and shes ignoring him, or just talking to her and she is ignoring him? casue i think so

[xwolverine2]

http://www.*******.com/files/2006/7/16/133535/C.jpg

Sarris - I want the Omega 13

http://www.*******.com/files/2006/7/16/133535/D.jpg

Jason - The Omega 13 eh

http://www.*******.com/files/2006/7/16/133535/F.jpg

Jason - All right give him The Omega 13

http://www.*******.com/files/2006/7/16/133535/G.gif

Jason - Wow

http://www.*******.com/files/2006/7/16/133535/D.jpg

Jason - Now that is going to be a good Movie

http://www.*******.com/files/2006/7/16/133535/E.jpg

Sarris - You fools it is time to die

http://www.*******.com/files/2006/7/16/133535/F.jpg

Jason - Do you guys have any other Movie Trailers
LOL!!!!! how random!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Spider-Bite]

hahaahah nice one

I thought of it cause of the umbrella thing.

[Christopher Nolan]

Not bad, TrailerCues!

[Hotwire]

My homage to TrailerCues. Wadda ya think??
http://www.*******.com/files/2006/7/16/133535/C.jpg

Sarris - So, how's it going, guys?

http://www.*******.com/files/2006/7/16/133535/D.jpg

Jason - Not bad Sarris, just watching some movie trailers.

http://www.*******.com/files/2006/7/16/133535/F.jpg

Jason - Here let me show you the one for Spaider-Man 3!

http://www.*******.com/files/2006/7/16/133535/G.gif

Sarris - Cool!

http://www.*******.com/files/2006/7/16/133535/D.jpg

Jason - Yea, pretty bada$$, huh?

http://www.*******.com/files/2006/7/16/133535/E.jpg

Sarris - You know, they did originaly contact me to play The Lizard. I told you that, right??

http://www.*******.com/files/2006/7/16/133535/F.jpg

Jason - Um, yeah, well, we gotta go.

[Untilteld]

lol :up: :) ^

[Iglius]

Hey Peter, an image of you is being used to the point where it is incredibly dumb now.


Whaddya think Pete?


http://img379.imageshack.us/img379/3572/scream629976fm.gif
Oh I must disagree.

[Master Snake]

Good man!
A new poster that is actually MATURE!!!!

Well, wo-man...but thank you.

http://www.ugo.com/channels/filmtv/features/spiderman2/images/spiderman2_5.jpg

MJ: Pete, I caught you watching Manderlay again

Peter: I was getting changed! I don't want you to see me getting changed. I was getting changed you non-knockin' mothaf****

MJ: Getting changed my a** you were crankin it

Peter: You ain't going tell nobody I was getting changed?

Haha :up:

[ultimatefan]

http://www.ugo.com/channels/filmtv/features/spiderman2/images/spiderman2_5.jpg
Peter: C´mon honey, you know I love you...
MJ: I know, Pete, it´s... it´s...
Peter: What, baby, you can tell me anything, c´mon...
MJ: I... I don´t know if I´m ready for that yet... I wanna think more...
Peter: ****, what a guy has to do to get a BJ in this town? Do you know how far Time Square is, *****?

[TrailerCues]

http://img424.imageshack.us/img424/5038/awp4.jpg

Mr. Smith - Chicken ****

http://img174.imageshack.us/img174/6787/bkg2.jpg

Black Spider-Man - Who are you calling chicken **** you *****. Do you know who your talking to huh do you Im the Black Spider-Man ***** & now it is time for me to swing over there & kick your ass

[KevanG]

:confused: ??? okay...?

[CherryRedSpider]

First Galaxy Quest now Mr. & Mrs. Smith. I'm without speech

[TrailerCues]

First Galaxy Quest now Mr. & Mrs. Smith. I'm without speech

Stop whining & lets see you do better

[CherryRedSpider]

Stop whining & lets see you do better

I wasn't knocking you, it's good. How will you top them?

[Topdawg]

LoL at Brad pitt vs spidey.

[J. J. Jameson]

This thread, like so many on the Hype, is going to the dumps.

[Fran]

Well, wo-man...but thank you.

My bad.

It's all coo.

[Fran]

This thread, like so many on the Hype, is going to the dumps.

Yeah, someone needs to resurrect it quickly with a new and fresh caption.

PAGING ultimatefan!!

[chaseter]

http://spiderman.ugo.com/images/movies//spider-man-1/large/spider-man-1-36.jpg

"SUPRISE!!!...wait...where's the birtdhay boy??? Crap, now I'm not getting paid, son of a b****!"

[Hotwire]

http://spiderman.ugo.com/images/movies//spider-man-1/large/spider-man-1-36.jpg
RUN AWAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!