Spider-Man Caption Thread.

[Morgoth]

There are plenty of pics to start with. Let's start the funny.



:spidey:

[Spider-Girl™]

You know you are one smart cookie, I was just thinking about starting one of these here, but in the non spoiler section :) I'll think up some captions in a few.

[Spider-Girl™]

<post removed to save Powder's bandwidth.> :)

[spideydave]

[QUOTE=Spider-Girl™]http://i64.photobucket.com/albums/h192/powderman_2222/DSCF4682.jpg
" Wanna make me web?
http://i64.photobucket.com/albums/h192/powderman_2222/lookatmybutt.jpg
"IM the Juggernaut *****!
http://i64.photobucket.com/albums/h192/powderman_2222/spideyflirt.jpg
Fugg u n!gg@!

http://i64.photobucket.com/albums/h192/powderman_2222/spidey12.jpg
Ok Yo yo make that freestyle beat faster brotha! Turn my headphones up!
QUOTE]
well that was fun

[BHD]

http://i64.photobucket.com/albums/h192/powderman_2222/spidey12.jpg
guy next to spidey: "Shhhhhhhhh....no words, just emotions."

[7alex]

http://i64.photobucket.com/albums/h192/powderman_2222/spidey12.jpg
guy next to spidey: "Shhhhhhhhh....no words, just emotions."

HAHAHAHAHAHAH!!!!
:eek:

[Sean Adisano]

http://i64.photobucket.com/albums/h192/powderman_2222/lookatmybutt.jpg

Spidey thinking-"Man i have to pick this weggie, but i don't wanna lose the respect from my loyal fans. I am in a pickle here!"

[POWdER-man]

Damn I was going to create one like this when my picture thread was going slow down...oh well....

Oh BTW....DO NOT just link the pictures on here from my photobucket account....I already have one thread for pics, and I went over the limit last month and all my pictures were removed with a nice "You have exceeded you bandwidth limit" sign. If you guys start linking to pictures than I will run through it more quicker and no one will have any pictures....:(

I would also encourage the thread starter to announce at the top to NOT link to my account. I have absolutely no problem in you guys using pictures in my thread, but to be fair you should create your own account and start using that. I had to spend a couple of hours to fix that problem by creating a new account and uploading some pictures (150) into the new account.

It's a lot of time and effort to manage the pictures for my own thread, and I don't want any outside interference effecting the usefulness of it....thank you very much....:)

[ultimatefan]

http://i64.photobucket.com/albums/h192/powderman_2222/145.jpg
"How did you guess I´m Harry Knowles?"

[jpmuftak]

http://i74.photobucket.com/albums/i271/nwonknu2k/9a71fea2.jpg
"Anybody got a smaller sock?"

[ultimatefan]

http://i64.photobucket.com/albums/h192/powderman_2222/spidey4_283.jpg
Kid (thinking): Cool, now that he´s crouching I can kick him in the nuts...

[v3nom.]

my spidey sense is tingling!http://i64.photobucket.com/albums/h192/powderman_2222/DSCF4682.jpg

[POWdER-man]

What did I just say? I would REALLY appreciate it if you don't do that.

Oh BTW....DO NOT just link the pictures on here from my photobucket account....I already have one thread for pics, and I went over the limit last month and all my pictures were removed with a nice "You have exceeded you bandwidth limit" sign. If you guys start linking to pictures than I will run through it more quicker and no one will have any pictures....

I would also encourage the thread starter to announce at the top to NOT link to my account. I have absolutely no problem in you guys using pictures in my thread, but to be fair you should create your own account and start using that. I had to spend a couple of hours to fix that problem by creating a new account and uploading some pictures (150) into the new account.

It's a lot of time and effort to manage the pictures for my own thread, and I don't want any outside interference effecting the usefulness of it....thank you very much....:)

[ultimatefan]

What did I just say? I would REALLY appreciate it if you don't do that.
Huh, did I do that? Sorry man, should I remove the pics?

[jpmuftak]

www.imageshack.us

quick. easy. no whining.

[POWdER-man]

Huh, did I do that? Sorry man, should I remove the pics?

It doesn't matter now with only a couple of pics, but once this thread becomes larger I will have BIG problems with keeping my pics up.

www.imageshack.us

quick. easy. no whining.

There you go.

[Immortalfire]

Spidey is still lookin cool, I must say. :up:

[jpmuftak]

There you go.

BTW if that whining comment is directed to me than you know where you can shove my foot....

:eek:

[POWdER-man]

Sorry I have a hard time distinguishing whether people are directing something at me (whining). I thought you were saying I was whining because I kept posting that I didn't want them using my account and at the same time being as nice as I could about it. While others might flame them instead...

Sorry about that since it wasn't your intention, but I did say if that (whining) comment was directed at me...but since it wasn't than no worries...:)

[Immortalfire]

http://superherohype.com/gallery/Spider-Man/Spider-Man_3/On_Set/96.jpg
"I'm the king of the world!"

[jpmuftak]

Sorry I have a hard time distinguishing whether people are directing something at me (whining). I thought you were saying I was whining because I kept posting that I didn't want them using my account and at the same time being as nice as I could about it. While others might flame them instead...

Sorry about that since it wasn't your intention, but I did say if that (whining) comment was directed at me...but since it wasn't than no worries...:)
Who says it wasn't?:D j/k :D

[Sean Adisano]

http://superherohype.com/gallery/Spider-Man/Spider-Man_3/On_Set/96.jpg
"I'm the king of the world!"

purely awesome :up: :D

[Sean Adisano]

http://www.weekinrewind.com/images/SpiderMan.jpg

its getting hot in here...i'm gonna take my clothes off!

[Sean Adisano]

http://www.darkhorizons.com/news03/spid1.jpg

the new and improved Spider-Man for Spider-Man 3! his eye's are now VISIBLE and he gets around by someone driving him everywhere in their van, no more web slinging- Spider-Man 3 (May 4th, 2007)

[Immortalfire]

http://www.darkhorizons.com/news03/spid1.jpg

the new and improved Spider-Man for Spider-Man 3! his eye's are now VISIBLE and he gets around by someone driving him everywhere in their van, no more web slinging- Spider-Man 3 (May 4th, 2007) This movie is gonna rock so hard :up: :D

[TrueBeliever]

Those new eye pieces will help Spidey avoid his "loose his mask at least once per movie" quota...

J. Jonah: "Spider-Man! I'm putting a Fifty BILLION dollar reward out for your capture. Dead or ali-- wait... Come closer... No... closer... Peter? Peter Parker? Is that you in there?! What the Hell?!"

[Morgoth]

You know you are one smart cookie, I was just thinking about starting one of these here, but in the non spoiler section :) I'll think up some captions in a few.Why thank you, why yes, yes I am a smart cookie. :) I'd been thinking about it for awhile now.

[Morgoth]

http://www.weekinrewind.com/images/SpiderMan.jpg

"Uh oh, Batman's attacking me again!"

[Morgoth]

http://i64.photobucket.com/albums/h192/powderman_2222/spidey4_283.jpg

Kid:"I NEED AN ADULT!"

[Mr. Vice]

http://i64.photobucket.com/albums/h192/powderman_2222/spidey4_283.jpg

Spidey:"For the last f#ckin time, kid! I'm not Micheal Jackson!!!"

[POWdER-man]

http://i64.photobucket.com/albums/h192/powderman_2222/spidey4_283.jpg

KID: Stop using POWdER-man's account or Spidey is going to have to kick your ass...:o

Create an account here:
www.photobucket.com
www.imageshack.us

[Morgoth]

http://superherohype.com/gallery/Spider-Man/Spider-Man_3/On_Set/96.jpg

"I lost my powers again so I need this ladder to get up buildings, but it aint' high enough!"

[eXperiment]

http://i64.photobucket.com/albums/h192/powderman_2222/spidey4_283.jpg

KID: Stop using POWdER-man's account or Spidey is going to have to kick your ass...:o

Create an account here:
www.photobucket.com (http://www.photobucket.com)
www.imageshack.us (http://www.imageshack.us)

LMAO, got your point across.

[Sean Adisano]

http://superherohype.com/gallery/Spider-Man/Spider-Man_3/On_Set/96.jpg

"Hey! I can see my Aunt May from here. HEY Aunt May! GET OFF THE DANG ROOF!"

[eXperiment]

Lol, good one.

[Sean Adisano]

http://superherohype.com/gallery/Spider-Man/Spider-Man_3/On_Set/137.jpg (http://superherohype.com/cgi-bin/imageFolio.cgi?direct=Spider-Man/Spider-Man_3/On_Set&img=18)

Spider-Man saying low: "Would you be so kind as to not put your arm around me please."

Spider-Man saying loud: "GET YOU FRICKIN ARM OFF ME!"

Spider-Man thinking: "OH CRAP! I said the loud part low and the low part loud!"

[Sean Adisano]

http://superherohype.com/gallery/Spider-Man/Spider-Man_3/On_Set/132.jpg (http://superherohype.com/cgi-bin/imageFolio.cgi?direct=Spider-Man/Spider-Man_3/On_Set&img=18)

HEY LADY! I CAN SEE DOWN YOUR SHIRT!

[Sean Adisano]

http://superherohype.com/gallery/Spider-Man/Spider-Man_3/On_Set/129.jpg (http://superherohype.com/cgi-bin/imageFolio.cgi?direct=Spider-Man/Spider-Man_3/On_Set&img=27)

Sandman - Whats the matter Spider-Jerk...Not so big now without your ladder!

[Sean Adisano]

http://superherohype.com/gallery/Spider-Man/Spider-Man_3/On_Set/154.jpg (http://superherohype.com/cgi-bin/imageFolio.cgi?direct=Spider-Man/Spider-Man_3/On_Set&img=45)

Girl: "Can you get your hand off my a$$ Spider-Man!"

[Sean Adisano]

http://superherohype.com/gallery/Spider-Man/Spider-Man_3/On_Set/150.jpg (http://superherohype.com/cgi-bin/imageFolio.cgi?direct=Spider-Man/Spider-Man_3/On_Set&img=45)

Girl: "Sorry, you can't have my number. Now get out of here, you bother me Spidey. NO STOP ASKING YOU PERV! This is not code for try harder stupid. Leave now, or I'll scream."

and on a side note, but is that a cigarette or something else in that little kids hand in the carage!?!?!?!?!?!?!:eek:

[eXperiment]

Lol, it looks like a cigarette.

[General_Grievous]

Great thread idea, guys - the usual "caption this" threads provide entertainment and laughs a plenty on a forum that is usually so full of vitriol.

And Sean - you're back! We need you, man - you're upbeat New Yorker attitude will keep us all chirp and chipper as we try to drown out the pointless whines of "Why is Sandman driving a truck - he's made of sand! He can just jump onto a building and get away" and so forth.

[Sean Adisano]

^ ahhh, its good to be back. thanks for the welcome home Grievous my friend :) and i love your avatar, Homer is the MAN!!!! now thats another big movie for next year as well :up:

[Sean Adisano]

http://superherohype.com/gallery/Spider-Man/Spider-Man_3/On_Set/84.jpg (http://superherohype.com/cgi-bin/imageFolio.cgi?direct=Spider-Man/Spider-Man_3/On_Set&img=72)

OH! OH MY BACK! I CAN'T MOVE FROM THIS POSITION! SOMEONE GO GET RAIMI AND A READER'S DIGEST!

[Sean Adisano]

http://superherohype.com/gallery/Spider-Man/Spider-Man_3/On_Set/99.jpg (http://superherohype.com/cgi-bin/imageFolio.cgi?direct=Spider-Man/Spider-Man_3/On_Set&img=81)

HELP ME! I GOT UP HERE BUT I DON'T KNOW HOW TO GET DOWN! I'M SO SCARED! I DON'T WANNA DO THIS MOVIE ANYMORE!

[Sean Adisano]

http://superherohype.com/gallery/Spider-Man/Spider-Man_3/On_Set/91.jpg (http://superherohype.com/cgi-bin/imageFolio.cgi?direct=Spider-Man/Spider-Man_3/On_Set&img=90)

Man on ladder: "How's your back feeling now?"

Spider-Man: "I can use a shot of whiskey!"

[Sean Adisano]

just to point out that the ladder is in alot of these pictures. i feel that the ladder will have a very big role in this movie. you wait and see that i'm right ;) :p

[Sean Adisano]

http://superherohype.com/gallery/Spider-Man/Spider-Man_3/On_Set/92.jpg (http://superherohype.com/cgi-bin/imageFolio.cgi?direct=Spider-Man/Spider-Man_3/On_Set&img=90)

Spider-Man: "Snap that picture boy and i'll kick your a$$!"

[Spiderpig]

http://superherohype.com/gallery/Spider-Man/Spider-Man_3/On_Set/163.jpg

Topher: "Not big enough..? Well those fanboys can kiss my ass."

[Sean Adisano]

http://superherohype.com/gallery/Spider-Man/Spider-Man_3/On_Set/149.jpg (http://superherohype.com/cgi-bin/imageFolio.cgi?direct=Spider-Man/Spider-Man_3/On_Set&img=45)

Spidey: "It wasn't the spider that bit me that gave me these huge bulging muscles, but it was my daily butt lunges...like so..."

[Sean Adisano]

http://superherohype.com/gallery/Spider-Man/Spider-Man_3/On_Set/101.jpg (http://superherohype.com/cgi-bin/imageFolio.cgi?direct=Spider-Man/Spider-Man_3/On_Set&img=54)

"I am Jedi Master Webby."

[Mr. Vice]

http://superherohype.com/gallery/Spider-Man/Spider-Man_3/On_Set/150.jpg

Little boy:"Hey Spidey! My dad says this is the solution to all problems!"

Spidey:"Really? Let me get a hit then.."


*30 mins later*

http://superherohype.com/gallery/Spider-Man/Spider-Man_3/On_Set/99.jpg

Spidey:"I'm high as a mothaf#cka!!!"

[Sean Adisano]

^ Lol!!!!!

[Sean Adisano]

http://superherohype.com/gallery/Spider-Man/Spider-Man_3/On_Set/101.jpg (http://superherohype.com/cgi-bin/imageFolio.cgi?direct=Spider-Man/Spider-Man_3/On_Set&img=54)

Spidey: "Hmmmmmmm, script say's to get up on the ladder. WHOA! The ladder has like 8 steps. What are they nuts! I'm not climbing this huge thing. Hey Raimi, i need my stunt double."

[Sean Adisano]

http://superherohype.com/gallery/Spider-Man/Spider-Man_3/On_Set/132.jpg (http://superherohype.com/cgi-bin/imageFolio.cgi?direct=Spider-Man/Spider-Man_3/On_Set&img=18)

Spidey: "50 bucks say's that i can pee in to that trash can from here!"

[theoneandonly]

http://superherohype.com/gallery/Spider-Man/Spider-Man_3/On_Set/132.jpg (http://superherohype.com/cgi-bin/imageFolio.cgi?direct=Spider-Man/Spider-Man_3/On_Set&img=18)

Spidey: "50 bucks say's that i can pee in to that trash can from here!"

trying to be superman is hard

I NEED MY WEBBING

oh and morgoth what happened to the funny captions thing

[BizarroAids]

http://superherohype.com/gallery/Spider-Man/Spider-Man_3/On_Set/132.jpg (http://superherohype.com/cgi-bin/imageFolio.cgi?direct=Spider-Man/Spider-Man_3/On_Set&img=18)

Spidey: "Look i'm doing the robot in mid air:spidey:

[Morgoth]

http://superherohype.com/gallery/Spider-Man/Spider-Man_3/On_Set/84.jpg (http://superherohype.com/cgi-bin/imageFolio.cgi?direct=Spider-Man/Spider-Man_3/On_Set&img=72)

"Everyone leave. I've gotta' poop."

[Morgoth]

http://superherohype.com/gallery/Spider-Man/Spider-Man_3/On_Set/101.jpg (http://superherohype.com/cgi-bin/imageFolio.cgi?direct=Spider-Man/Spider-Man_3/On_Set&img=54)

"I am Spider-man the white. I shall destroy you evil Balrog!"

[tard_kart]

http://superherohype.com/gallery/Spider-Man/Spider-Man_3/On_Set/150.jpg
You kids like candy? Well what a coincidence I just so happen to have some in my super spidey van...yea the one with the blacked-out windows.

[hulkamania85]

http://superherohype.com/gallery/Spider-Man/Spider-Man_3/On_Set/96.jpg

Wrestlemania XXIII. Spider-Man. Venom. WWE Championship. Ladder match. Book it!

http://superherohype.com/gallery/Spider-Man/Spider-Man_3/On_Set/101.jpg

Where's Elliott on the bike with the basket when you need him? Spider-Man phone home!

[screech_turbo]

.....

[Sean Adisano]

http://superherohype.com/gallery/Spider-Man/Spider-Man_3/On_Set/149.jpg (http://superherohype.com/cgi-bin/imageFolio.cgi?direct=Spider-Man/Spider-Man_3/On_Set&img=45)

Spidey: "I LOVE EVERYONE! GIVE ME A HUG SOMEONE! SPIDEY WANT HUGGIE!"

Security Guy: "What the hell is wrong with him!?!?!?!"

-half hour ago-
http://superherohype.com/gallery/Spider-Man/Spider-Man_3/On_Set/150.jpg (http://superherohype.com/cgi-bin/imageFolio.cgi?direct=Spider-Man/Spider-Man_3/On_Set&img=45)

Spidey: "OH WOW!!! A candy cigerette. I haven't had one of those in years. Let me have it little boy."

[CoolAsICE]

http://superherohype.com/gallery/Spider-Man/Spider-Man_3/On_Set/150.jpg

"Only in NYC can you find a pusher still wearing diapers."

[Sean Adisano]

http://superherohype.com/gallery/Spider-Man/Spider-Man_3/On_Set/150.jpg

Spidey: "Go ahead little girl, feel my rock hard abs. Yep, their the real deal."

[Sean Adisano]

http://superherohype.com/gallery/Spider-Man/Spider-Man_3/On_Set/137.jpg (http://superherohype.com/cgi-bin/imageFolio.cgi?direct=Spider-Man/Spider-Man_3/On_Set&img=18)

Spidey: "Yep, i'm kind of a big deal. People know me. I'll sign as many autographs as you need everyone. I know what it feels like to be amongst a God among men...oh wait i don't, because i am that GOD!"

[Sean Adisano]

http://i56.photobucket.com/albums/g165/powderman_22222/DSCF2813_1.jpg

Spidey: " UH-OH!!!!! I just poopied in my tights!!!!! If i don't move i'll be fine, just no one come near me."

[Morgoth]

http://superherohype.com/gallery/Spider-Man/Spider-Man_3/On_Set/150.jpg

Spider-man:"I could kill you both right now, and there's nothing anyone can do about it."

[justinisloco]

http://i64.photobucket.com/albums/h192/powderman_2222/DSCF4682.jpg
Let me bend foward slightly so this hot babe cant see this buldge in my pants

[Immortalfire]

http://www.the-reel-mccoy.com/movies/2004/images/Spider-Man2_2.jpg
"Yeeow..agh, I think I just strained something."

[justinisloco]

http://superherohype.com/gallery/Spider-Man/Spider-Man_3/On_Set/150.jpg

Hey little girl do you want to see an annaconda?

[Immortalfire]

http://i45.photobucket.com/albums/f85/30643/ock00158.jpg
"What the hell is that kid in the stroller holding?"

[Morgoth]

http://i45.photobucket.com/albums/f85/30643/ock00158.jpg

Risky Business 2:A lot of arms for a lot of ladies!

[Morgoth]

http://i45.photobucket.com/albums/f85/30643/ock00158.jpg
"What the hell is that kid in the stroller holding?"A joint.

[Sean Adisano]

http://i74.photobucket.com/albums/i271/nwonknu2k/9a71fea2.jpg

http://i45.photobucket.com/albums/f85/30643/ock00158.jpg

Doc Ock: "Hmmmmm, pretty big, but i've seen bigger."

[Spider Boy]

http://www.biscuitshizzle.com/poster/data/upimages/DSC_0032.jpg
"Brrrrrrpfttt....... Damn... that was a powerful bean burrito."

[Van Petrol]

http://superherohype.com/gallery/Spider-Man/Spider-Man_3/On_Set/132.jpg

Spidey stops in mid air waiting for the green light.

[Van Petrol]

http://superherohype.com/gallery/Spider-Man/Spider-Man_3/On_Set/101.jpg

"Is it raining?"

[Van Petrol]

http://superherohype.com/gallery/Spider-Man/Spider-Man_3/On_Set/96.jpg

"No, this is wrong I didn't sign up for a ladder match..."

[BHD]

http://superherohype.com/gallery/Spider-Man/Spider-Man_3/On_Set/149.jpg (http://superherohype.com/cgi-bin/imageFolio.cgi?direct=Spider-Man/Spider-Man_3/On_Set&img=45)

Man in blue shirt: "Put me down!!!!!"

[Spiderpig]

Man in blue shirt: "Put me down!!!!!":D

Spidey plays with his new regular guy action figure.

[eXperiment]

http://superherohype.com/gallery/Spider-Man/Spider-Man_3/On_Set/149.jpg (http://superherohype.com/cgi-bin/imageFolio.cgi?direct=Spider-Man/Spider-Man_3/On_Set&img=45)

Man in blue shirt: "Put me down!!!!!"

LMAO!!!!!!!!!!!

[Superman \S/]

Lol

[-Knightfall-]

http://superherohype.com/gallery/Spider-Man/Spider-Man_3/On_Set/96.jpg

"Hey! I can see my Aunt May from here. HEY Aunt May! GET OFF THE DANG ROOF!"
:up: Gold.

[BizarroAids]

http://superherohype.com/gallery/Spider-Man/Spider-Man_3/On_Set/149.jpg (http://superherohype.com/cgi-bin/imageFolio.cgi?direct=Spider-Man/Spider-Man_3/On_Set&img=45)

Man in blue shirt: "Put me down!!!!!"


ROFL!! I had to examine the pic for a second to really tell what was happening. That's priceless. MAD PROPS!:D :D

[spyderman2k4]

http://i9.photobucket.com/albums/a53/spyderman2k4/96.jpg

Ya know Aunt May, for once I wish you would clean your OWN GUTTERS!:eek:

[Mr. Vice]

http://i45.photobucket.com/albums/f85/30643/ock00158.jpg

Doc Ock:" I know I'm a sexy beast, but you need to keep that sh#t from popping out!"

http://i64.photobucket.com/albums/h192/powderman_2222/DSCF4682.jpg

Spidey:"Damn! He noticed!

[Morgoth]

http://www.biscuitshizzle.com/poster/data/upimages/DSC_0032.jpg

"I have gotta' quit getting high before Web Slinging."

[Sean Adisano]

http://static.flickr.com/36/86679437_be887c4b73.jpg

Spidey: "First time wonders in New York my a$$! DAMN THIS BIG CITY! I'm going to be late for the shooting. Raimi's going to kill me. Hey guys, can you point me to,uhhh, Rockefeller Center...I'm supposed to web sling on a giant tree or something. It'll probably be a CGI tree. It'll never work."

[Sean Adisano]

http://www.ezthemes.com/previews/s/spiderman3d.jpg

Spidey: "Man this baby is thirsty."

[Sean Adisano]

http://www.usahockey.com/servlets/FileServlet/relatedDocuments/F3DAF38ACB380A0EE0340003BA5FE009/05%20nat%20tii%2012u%20spiderman%20mask%20600.gif

The NEW and IMPROVED Spider-Man mask for Spider-Man 3-May 4th, 2007

[Sean Adisano]

http://www.cineclub.de/images/2004/07/spider-man-2-2.jpg

Harry: "DON'T MOVE! There's a bug on your head."

Spider-Man: "OK. Just don't miss."

[THWIP*]

http://superherohype.com/gallery/Spider-Man/Spider-Man_3/On_Set/149.jpg (http://superherohype.com/cgi-bin/imageFolio.cgi?direct=Spider-Man/Spider-Man_3/On_Set&img=45)


SPIDEY: "O.K. GUYS, HELP ME SETTLE AN AGRUMENT HERE. MY UNDERARMS........DARK BLUE, OR BLACK?"

[TheCardPlayer]

I see something in Spider-Man's pocket.

[Sean Adisano]

I see something in Spider-Man's pocket.

either a tumor or a stick of gum...take your pick.

[Sean Adisano]

http://www.pigrecoemme.com/images/insala/spiderman_6.jpg

M.J: "Look down my shirt, is that thanks enough for saving my life?"

Spidey: "Getting there...getting there...

http://www.comicscontinuum.com/stories/0204/29/dunststoryth.jpg

Spidey: "AND THERE IT IS!"

[faceplant]

http://superherohype.com/gallery/Spider-Man/Spider-Man_3/On_Set/149.jpg (http://superherohype.com/cgi-bin/imageFolio.cgi?direct=Spider-Man/Spider-Man_3/On_Set&img=45)


SPIDEY: "O.K. GUYS, HELP ME SETTLE AN AGRUMENT HERE. MY UNDERARMS........DARK BLUE, OR BLACK?"

maybe he's sweating and it's just pitdrip

[Sean Adisano]

http://i74.photobucket.com/albums/i271/nwonknu2k/9a71fea2.jpg

Spidey: "Man i need to hide this bulge..."

http://www.comicbookhotties.com/images/kirsten-dunst/large/kirsten-dunst-pic-02.jpg (http://www.comicbookhotties.com/models/kirsten-dunst-pic.asp?i=0)

Spidey: "AAAAAAAAhhh, this is much better...MUCH BETTER...I THANK YOU! ;)"

[Morgoth]

http://www.cineclub.de/images/2004/07/spider-man-2-2.jpg

Harry:"In the comics you lost an eye. Let's do that in part three!"

Spidey:"How 'bout we don't and say we did."

[AnimeJune]

http://superherohype.com/gallery/Spider-Man/Spider-Man_3/On_Set/99.jpg

"Whoa, I'm - I'm really high up - okay, gettin' a little nauseated here...I'll be okay, I'll be okay...uh...anyone have any Pepto?"

[Spider-Man™]

Lol!

[Green Goblin 1964]

http://www.pigrecoemme.com/images/insala/spiderman_6.jpg

M.J: "Look down my shirt, is that thanks enough for saving my life?"

Spidey: "Getting there...getting there...

http://www.comicscontinuum.com/stories/0204/29/dunststoryth.jpg

Spidey: "AND THERE IT IS!"
nice nips

[Green Goblin 1964]

nice nipsi mean pics...................

[AnimeJune]

http://i64.photobucket.com/albums/h192/powderman_2222/spidey12.jpg
"I wish I knew how to quit you!"

[Sean Adisano]

^^^^^^lol!

[Sean Adisano]

i mean pics...................

sure you did :rolleyes:




;)

[SLYspyder]

batarang, sean, and mr. vice have had some good ones

[JustABill]

http://www.awionline.org/pubs/Quarterly/04-53-3/images/6A.gif

Peter: Aunt May? You're awake?
Aunt May: Why yes.
Peter: So you heard me and MJ?
Aunt May: In fact, I did.
Peter: And?
Aunt May: Peter, it's time you stop babbling and hit that ****.

[black_dust]

http://www.awionline.org/pubs/Quarterly/04-53-3/images/6A.gif
"Look into my eyes peter just my eyes, not around my eyes, into my eyes! You`re not superman you know!"

[Sean Adisano]

http://www.indepthreviews.com/spider-man-2/images/spider-man-2-1.jpg

Doc Ock: "Your getting on my nerves."

Spidey: "I'm sorry. I'll just go if i'm in the way."

[Sean Adisano]

http://www.awionline.org/pubs/Quarterly/04-53-3/images/6A.gif

Aunt May: "Go home dear, you look awful."

Peter: "Look who's talking you old hag!"

[Sean Adisano]

http://spiderman-web.com/spiderman/images/fanart/greengoblin.jpg

News Report: "WANTED! The Green Goblin was seen in a raping yesterday in Time Square. The police are now looking for him. If you see him call the police immediately and tell them of is where abouts. Now we are going to show you a graphic image that was taking of the raping. Please do not allow your children to watch this, and those with a weak stomach are advised not to watch as well."



http://cache.filmz.dk/1001_415x277.jpg

[black_dust]

Edit: dam Jpegs :)

[BHD]

http://www.awionline.org/pubs/Quarterly/04-53-3/images/6A.gif

Aunt May: "Go home dear, you look awful."

Peter: "Look who's talking you old hag!"
HAHAHAHAHA!!!

[Green Goblin 1964]

http://www.awionline.org/pubs/Quarterly/04-53-3/images/6A.gif

Peter: Aunt May? You're awake?
Aunt May: Why yes.
Peter: So you heard me and MJ?
Aunt May: In fact, I did.
Peter: And?
Aunt May: Peter, it's time you stop babbling and hit that ****.LOL LOL LOL LOL!!!!

[AnimeJune]

http://superherohype.com/gallery/Spider-Man/Spider-Man_3/On_Set/101.jpg
"Spidey needs to...phone...home..."

[Earthworm Jim]

^^^ lol

[AnimeJune]

http://superherohype.com/gallery/Spider-Man/Spider-Man_3/On_Set/84.jpg (http://superherohype.com/cgi-bin/imageFolio.cgi?direct=Spider-Man/Spider-Man_3/On_Set&img=72)

"Now I'm just gonna jump off this truck..." *rrrrrrip!* "Oh crap - um, wardrobe? A little help here? I'm flashing by tighty whities!"
Extra #1: "Hey, do his trunks really say 'Wednesday' on them?"
Extra #2: "Yeah, but it's Sunday!"
Both: "EWWW!"

[Dylan C. Bargas]

This is what happens when you get DRUNK, people. Watch and learn!
http://img462.imageshack.us/img462/9016/9918hv.jpg
Spidey: "HEY! This isn't my house!"
http://img462.imageshack.us/img462/2059/1001415x27715zo.jpg
GG: "Oh Harry's Mother! I LOVE U!!!"
http://img462.imageshack.us/img462/618/spiderman611cf.jpg
Spidey: "I'm SO UPSIDE DOWN!"
http://img462.imageshack.us/img462/1941/spidey1217rx.jpg
Spidey: "WHA--???"
http://img372.imageshack.us/img372/6854/10112ty.jpg
Spidey: "Spider-Girl, I am your father!"
http://img420.imageshack.us/img420/8158/846be.jpg
Spidey: "Whoa! Whoa! HOW THE HELL I END UP HERE? whoooaaa, I think I lost brain cells..."


And this is what your girlfriend looks like when you do all off those *****.
http://img272.imageshack.us/img272/5204/dunststoryth18ba.jpg


I hope you didn't learn a lesson. Good bye.

[Blackmouf2002]

http://www.awionline.org/pubs/Quarterly/04-53-3/images/6A.gif

Peter: Aunt May? You're awake?
Aunt May: Why yes.
Peter: So you heard me and MJ?
Aunt May: In fact, I did.
Peter: And?
Aunt May: Peter, it's time you stop babbling and hit that ****.
Lol!

[screech_turbo]

....

[eXperiment]

lol, I never saw that pic

[Sean Adisano]

http://reviewjpegs2.tripod.com/sitebuildercontent/sitebuilderfiles/Green_Goblin3.jpg

Spider-Man: "Hey Gobby, can i borrow your truck tomorrow?"

Green Goblin: "Sure buddy."

*the next day*


http://image53.webshots.com/53/2/65/3/2250265030089681954hqxpWF_ph.jpg (http://community.webshots.com/photo/549992366/2250265030089681954hqxpWF#)


http://cache.filmz.dk/1001_415x277.jpg

Green Goblin: "WHAT THE HELL DID YOU DO TO MY TRUCK!"

[DroolingforGwen]

Good stuff bro...

[Sean Adisano]

hmmm, those 2 pictures aren't showing above, that takes away from the whole little story i made in their :(

[ManiacJim20XX]

http://cache.filmz.dk/1001_415x277.jpg
GG: I'm gonna' do you sideways and shout EASTER SUNDAY!!!

Rep points if you know which indy comic I based it from.

[psycho]

http://www.pigrecoemme.com/images/insala/spiderman_6.jpg

Spidey: Hey, am I upside down again?
MJ: Yeah.
Spidey: Dammit! This is the third time this week.
MJ: So, do you have any way of reversing it?
Spidey: Nah, it usually wears off in a couple of hours.
MJ: Oh OK.
Spidey: ...
MJ: ...
Spidey: So how you doin'?

[Blackmouf2002]

http://www.indepthreviews.com/spider-man-2/images/spider-man-2-1.jpg

Doc Ock: "Your getting on my nerves."

Spidey: "I'm sorry. I'll just go if i'm in the way."
That would have been a crappy movie if dat just happened.

[Ongie]

http://www.awionline.org/pubs/Quarterly/04-53-3/images/6A.gif

May - "Oh, I'll be fine, Peter... It's just a little case of AIDS."

[JustABill]

http://cache.filmz.dk/1001_415x277.jpg

Spidey: Okay, this is the last time I take a villian to see Brokeback Mountain.

[Zinje]

http://superherohype.com/gallery/Spider-Man/Spider-Man_3/On_Set/96.jpg
"WTF!... Who said that?... Don't let me come down to kick your @ss"

http://superherohype.com/gallery/Spider-Man/Spider-Man_3/On_Set/99.jpg

"DUDE!... wtf!?... quit shaking the ladder!"

[Sean Adisano]

edit

[Sean Adisano]

http://reviewjpegs2.tripod.com/sitebuildercontent/sitebuilderfiles/Green_Goblin3.jpg

Spidey: "Hey Gobby, can I borrow your truck for the day tomorrow?"

GG: "Sure thing buddy."

*the next day*

http://image53.webshots.com/53/2/65/3/2250265030089681954hqxpWF_ph.jpg (http://community.webshots.com/photo/549992366/2250265030089681954hqxpWF#)

http://cache.filmz.dk/1001_415x277.jpg

GG: "WHAT THE HELL DID YOU DO TO MY TRUCK!"

[Sean Adisano]

^ tried to post it again...oh well. good stuff above by you other guys :up:

[Sean Adisano]

http://cache.filmz.dk/1001_415x277.jpg

GG: "Wanna play a FUN game Spidey!?!?!?!?!"

Spider-Man: "I NEED AN ADULT!"

[Sean Adisano]

^ Lol!

[AnimeJune]

http://i64.photobucket.com/albums/h192/powderman_2222/spidey4_283.jpg
Spidey: "And so then, I grabbed Doc Ock's arms and..."
Kid: "Ooh! A penny!"
Spidey: "Hey! I'm talking here! I saved a subway full of people!"
Kid: "Penny!"

[Sean Adisano]

http://cache.filmz.dk/1001_415x277.jpg

GG: "I will smash your face into a car windshield, then take your aunt, May Parker out to a nice sea food dinner, and NEVER call her again!"

Spider-Man: "MAY PARKER IS A SAINT! YOU GOT THAT, A SAINT!"

[Turd McFurden]

http://cache.filmz.dk/1001_415x277.jpg

Lambada? That's the forbidden dance!

[Sean Adisano]

http://cache.filmz.dk/1001_415x277.jpg

Spider-Man: "OH! Uhhhhh, Gobby...I don't remember reading this part in the script!?!?!"

GG: "I'm an actor Spidey, I add a little part of me to the script and make it my own."

[theoneandonly]

http://cache.filmz.dk/1001_415x277.jpg

Spider-Man: "OH! Uhhhhh, Gobby...I don't remember reading this part in the script!?!?!"

GG: "I'm an actor Spidey, I add a little part of me to the script and make it my own."

spiderman: um mr raimi

raimi: yep

spiderman:why is he doing this 2 me

[Morg]

keep it clean or I'll close this thread

[webhead731]

Hmmm, I'll have to come up with some captions.

Need more pictures.
I can't wait until next year, this thread will probably have a butt-load of captions.

[AnimeJune]

http://superherohype.com/gallery/Spider-Man/Spider-Man_3/On_Set/92.jpg (http://superherohype.com/cgi-bin/imageFolio.cgi?direct=Spider-Man/Spider-Man_3/On_Set&img=90)

Spidey-Bot: *flashed by camera* HUMANS...DESTROY! DESTROY!

[Sean Adisano]

i'm loving the many Simpson's references :) :up:

[Sean Adisano]

http://www.brennaleeroth.com/images/Spideyinsky.JPG

Spidey: "OH NO! WEB FAILURE! NOT AGAIN!"

[Sean Adisano]

http://www.brennaleeroth.com/images/IMG012.JPG

New's Update: Spider-Man was caught behind the wheel of a almostly fatal car accident. When asked if he taken any drugs or had a few drinks, he said he was sober of any substance. From this footage, you make the decision...

http://superherohype.com/gallery/Spider-Man/Spider-Man_3/On_Set/96.jpg

Spidey: I'm on top of the world, looking down on creation, blahh blahh blahh blahh i don't know whats next blahh blahh, something something something, i do poo-poo in my pants."

http://superherohype.com/gallery/Spider-Man/Spider-Man_3/On_Set/99.jpg

Spidey: "LOOK AUNT MAY...I'M A BIG BOY! Hey...whats that over there..."

*few moments later*

http://superherohype.com/gallery/Spider-Man/Spider-Man_3/On_Set/150.jpg

Spidey: "Hey kids its me, Spider-Man, OOOOOO-AAAAAA, NOW GIVE ME THAT JOINT YOU LITTLE PUNK! I NEED IT!"

[E.Brock]

dude if spiderman were a druggy that would be funny ****.web swinging and scratchin his neck at the same time

[AnimeJune]

http://www.brennaleeroth.com/images/SpideyCU.JPG"Who smashed up that truck?"
Spidey: "Err...Ididn'tdoit."

[Sean Adisano]

http://i56.photobucket.com/albums/g165/powderman_22222/138431398_0e7ac33f46.jpg

Man in hat: "Hey Spidey, look both ways before crossing. You don't want to cause an accident."

Spidey: "Who the hell are you to tell me what to do!?!?!?"

*moments later*

http://www.brennaleeroth.com/images/SpideyCU.JPG

Spidey: "AAAAA CRAP!"

[wolfsfang]

http://superherohype.com/gallery/Spider-Man/Spider-Man_3/On_Set/99.jpg


Crap I just remembered something...I'm terrified of heights!!!

[Sean Adisano]

hey its Wolfsfang!!!! i haven't seen you in a while :)

[wolfsfang]

hey its Wolfsfang!!!! i haven't seen you in a while :)

Yeah sorry about that. No real reason just decided to have a break but I've decided to come back (for now)

[wolfsfang]

http://superherohype.com/gallery/Spider-Man/Spider-Man_3/On_Set/99.jpg

That's funny, everybody looks like Ants from up here.

Oh wait...those are ants!

[AnimeJune]

http://cache.filmz.dk/1001_415x277.jpg

GG:"And that, in short, is la tango de la muerte! You are now bearing my child."

Spidey: "But how is that possible?"

GG: "Shhh...it is a magic of the dance!"

[Sean Adisano]

http://i6.photobucket.com/albums/y208/junior5150/tongue.jpg

"Come on now, is this not a face that you can trust?"

[Tar Baby]

http://cache.filmz.dk/1001_415x277.jpg

GG:"And that, in short, is la tango de la muerte! You are now bearing my child."

Spidey: "But how is that possible?"

GG: "Shhh...it is a magic of the dance!"

someone should animate this into humping action.

[Sean Adisano]

^ watch what you put and say guys or Morg is going to shut down this thread, and i don't want that to happen, this is a fun thread.

[Tar Baby]

is humping all that evil?

http://img417.imageshack.us/img417/885/lizhumpingspiderman9hw.jpg

[Sean Adisano]

^ don't say i didn't warn you, but when Morg or another mod comes and shuts down this thread....

[Tar Baby]

http://images.google.com/images?q=tbn:5eiC7Y_C3dw2GM:www.drooker.com/graphics/hi-res/Censorship.gif

http://images.google.com/images?q=tbn:uUQRRmbzSYaEdM:www.artlex.com/ArtLex/c/Images/censorship_eyechart.1.gif

[faceplant]

is humping all that evil?

http://img417.imageshack.us/img417/885/lizhumpingspiderman9hw.jpg

it's the complete opposite of evil.

[Sentinel X]

http://img420.imageshack.us/img420/8158/846be.jpg
SPIDEY: Hey b**** give me back my symbiote!!!

http://img47.imageshack.us/img47/9738/81rv.jpg
SUPERMAN: Nooo

http://www.biscuitshizzle.com/poster/data/upimages/DSC_0032.jpg
SPIDEY:AAAAAAHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!

[Sentinel X]

am i allowed to bump?http://www.imgspot.com/u/04/150/19/scream62997.gif
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Dr. Fate]

http://i6.photobucket.com/albums/y208/junior5150/tongue.jpg
"Come to me, son of Jor-El!"

http://www.thegreenhead.com/entertainment/images/evil-superman-1.jpg
DRUNK SUPERMAN: "Bite me, Spider-Punk."

[AnimeJune]

http://www.imgspot.com/u/04/150/19/scream62997.gif
"Danny Elfman's not doing the Spider-Man 3 score??! NOOOOOOOOOOOOO!"

[Dr. Fate]

http://www.imgspot.com/u/04/150/19/scream62997.gif
"That's Bryce Dallas Howard BLONDE?! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!"

[Sean Adisano]

http://vs.tcgplayer.com/db/cards/1017.jpg

Madame Web: "Spider-Man, this is what Mary Jane looks like now..."

http://www.terra.es/cine/especiales/spiderman/gal/maryjane.jpg

Madame Web: "This is what she will look like in 3 years..."

http://mywits.com/images/uploads/bigfatwoman.jpg



http://www.imgspot.com/u/04/150/19/scream62997.gif

Spider-Man: "NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!"

[Immortalfire]

http://i6.photobucket.com/albums/y208/junior5150/tongue.jpg
That looks terrible.

[wolfgang]

That looks terrible.

http://i6.photobucket.com/albums/y208/junior5150/Comicbg.gif

Worst...Manip...Ever.

[Dr. Fate]

http://superherohype.com/gallery/Spider-Man/Spider-Man_3/On_Set/84.jpg (http://superherohype.com/cgi-bin/imageFolio.cgi?direct=Spider-Man/Spider-Man_3/On_Set&img=72)
SPIDER-MAN: "They can't keep me out of Dorsia's forever!"

[Immortalfire]

http://superherohype.com/gallery/Spider-Man/Spider-Man_2/Movie_Stills/spiderman2kit23.jpg
Ock: Ready for some male bonding?
Spidey: Oh, god. :(

[AnimeJune]

http://img417.imageshack.us/img417/885/lizhumpingspiderman9hw.jpg
Spider-Yoga: ALWAYS better with a partner!

[Morgoth]

http://www.brennaleeroth.com/images/SpideyCU.JPG

Guy:"Get in the fu-kin' truck."

Spidey:"But I don't wanna'."

[Morgoth]

That looks terrible.No it doesn't.

[Morgoth]

http://www.thegreenhead.com/entertainment/images/evil-superman-1.jpg

"Spidey is so much cooler than me. I never had good movies like his." *Burp!*

[AnimeJune]

http://www.thegreenhead.com/entertainment/images/evil-superman-1.jpg

"I INVENTED the wearing red-and-blue to fight crime, man! Those are America's colours! Spidey's probably a *hick* freakin' Commie, man..."

[Immortalfire]

http://www.brennaleeroth.com/images/SpideyCU.JPG
Spidey: Hey, these are the same money bags that Ock took from the bank in the last movie!

[Sean Adisano]

http://www.brennaleeroth.com/images/SpideyCU.JPG

Spidey *whistles* "Man, glad it wasn't me in this truck."

[Dcknight]

[quote=AnimeJune]
quote]http://img417.imageshack.us/img417/885/lizhumpingspiderman9hw.jpg

Spidey:'' HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA SHE CUTS MY HAND SHE CUTS MY HAND I CAN'T SHOOT WEB!http://www.superherohype.com/forums/images/icons/icon11.gif

[Dcknight]

[quote=Dr. Fate]http://superherohype.com/gallery/Spider-Man/Spider-Man_3/On_Set/84.jpg (http://superherohype.com/cgi-bin/imageFolio.cgi?direct=Spider-Man/Spider-Man_3/On_Set&img=72)
quote]

Spidey to a guy : '' Hey! do you know why there is a tree in the appartments?!?!''http://www.superherohype.com/forums/images/icons/icon13.gif

[theoneandonly]

[quote=AnimeJune]
quote]http://img417.imageshack.us/img417/885/lizhumpingspiderman9hw.jpg

Spidey:'' HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA SHE CUTS MY HAND SHE CUTS MY HAND I CAN'T SHOOT WEB!http://www.superherohype.com/forums/images/icons/icon11.gif

5 years after spiderman3

spidey goes after any girl and has put a helluva lot of weight on

[Sentinel X]

http://superherohype.com/gallery/Spider-Man/Spider-Man_2/Movie_Stills/spiderman2kit23.jpg
OCK: Hehe!! Dont that feel good?
SPIDER: AAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHH!!! Get that tentacle out of there!!!

[Sentinel X]

http://www.terra.es/personal/filmes/claudia/claudia4.jpg
KISS ME PETAH

http://www.imgspot.com/u/04/150/19/scream62997.gif
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!

[Van Petrol]

[quote=AnimeJune]
quote]http://img417.imageshack.us/img417/885/lizhumpingspiderman9hw.jpg

Spidey:'' HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA SHE CUTS MY HAND SHE CUTS MY HAND I CAN'T SHOOT WEB!http://www.superherohype.com/forums/images/icons/icon11.gif

On a side note: That isn't Dunst is it?

[TheCardPlayer]

Lmfao at Sentinel X's post!

[Reikowolf]

[quote=AnimeJune]
quote]http://img417.imageshack.us/img417/885/lizhumpingspiderman9hw.jpg

IMG]http://www.superherohype.com/forums/images/icons/icon11.gif[/IMG]

hehe :)

Spidey:'' Stop laughing at me and help me up the stairs! Can't you see I'm allergic to bee stings!!!!!!

[Green Goblin 1964]

http://www.terra.es/personal/filmes/claudia/claudia4.jpg
KISS ME PETAH

http://www.imgspot.com/u/04/150/19/scream62997.gif
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!rofl!!!!!!!!!!! !!!

[TheCardPlayer]

http://img417.imageshack.us/img417/885/lizhumpingspiderman9hw.jpg

Is it me or does that young woman's really got symbiote feet?

[Green Goblin 1964]

http://img417.imageshack.us/img417/885/lizhumpingspiderman9hw.jpg

Is it me or does that young woman's really got symbiote feet?lol! i agree. (gags)

[vampireslayer97]

http://www.brennaleeroth.com/images/SpideyCU.JPG

GUY: Hey, Spidey, use your webbing to pull my finger!

SPIDEY: Uh, no thanks...

[vampireslayer97]

http://img417.imageshack.us/img417/885/lizhumpingspiderman9hw.jpg

SPIDEY: Um, you know in order to do "this" the right way, shouldn't I be BEHIND you?

GIRL: Well, my real name isn't really Joan, it's John.

SPIDEY: Well, ok, just don't "pop" me I'm fragile.

[Spider-Bite]

this has got to be the best thread in a long time!

[Spider-Bite]

http://i64.photobucket.com/albums/h192/powderman_2222/spidey4_283.jpg

spider-man: Hey kid. this way. Hey I'm talking here!

[Dr. Fate]

http://i64.photobucket.com/albums/h192/powderman_2222/spidey4_283.jpg
SPIDER-MAN: "Boo!"
KID: "You suck."
SPIDER-MAN: ":(:mad:"

[SpiderB]

http://i64.photobucket.com/albums/h192/powderman_2222/spidey4_283.jpg

Spider-Man: "Gimme your wallet!"

Kid: "Is this fool serious?"

[Reikowolf]

http://i64.photobucket.com/albums/h192/powderman_2222/spidey4_283.jpg

Spidey: Hey kid! That is the greatest Johnny Carson impression I have ever seen!

[Sean Adisano]

http://i64.photobucket.com/albums/h192/powderman_2222/spidey4_283.jpg

Spidey: "I vant ta suck you blood! BLAA! BLAA!"

Kid: "What the...:confused: "

[SPider-T0rch]

http://i64.photobucket.com/albums/h192/powderman_2222/spidey4_283.jpg
spidey:dont worry, kid. no one will ever know it was me.....
kid::confused: ......:eek:

[SPider-T0rch]

http://superherohype.com/gallery/Spider-Man/Spider-Man_3/On_Set/99.jpg
Spidey climbed up the ladder and then CRACK WENT HIS BACK! In pain, he exclaimed, "MY BACK! MY BAAAACK!!"

[Blackmouf2002]

Haha I like the child nursery ryhme flava

[Blackmouf2002]

http://img417.imageshack.us/img417/885/lizhumpingspiderman9hw.jpg

SPIDEY: Um, you know in order to do "this" the right way, shouldn't I be BEHIND you?

GIRL: Well, my real name isn't really Joan, it's John.

SPIDEY: Well, ok, just don't "pop" me I'm fragile.
Eww her feet are ugly.

[vampireslayer97]

Eww her feet are ugly.

I think she has tar on her feet, which is.. weird.

[vampireslayer97]

http://i64.photobucket.com/albums/h192/powderman_2222/spidey4_283.jpg

SPIDEY: Hey, kid, you need a hug!

KID: (deep voice) I'm not a kid, jack@$$! I'm a 37 year old dwarf.

SPIDEY: I'm so owned...

[eXperiment]

lol, thats f****** hilarious.

[AnimeJune]

http://i64.photobucket.com/albums/h192/powderman_2222/spidey4_283.jpg
"Oompa, loompa, doopiter dase - you'll get your ass kicked by Topher Grace.
Oompa loompa, doopidee doo - don't fall for Gwen, cause she will die too.
What would you do, if Harry went insane?
Pumping too much serum into his brain?
What if he tried to make a pass at your wife?
Would you will be willing to Take - his - life?
And don't think he'll die for you!
Oompa loompa, doopitee dee - I hope I haven't spoiled the plot of SM3!"

[Sean Adisano]

^LOL! pure genius :up:

[BHD]

http://i64.photobucket.com/albums/h192/powderman_2222/spidey4_283.jpg
"Oompa, loompa, doopiter dase - you'll get your ass kicked by Topher Grace.
Oompa loompa, doopidee doo - don't fall for Gwen, cause she will die too.
What would you do, if Harry went insane?
Pumping too much serum into his brain?
What if he tried to make a pass at your wife?
Would you will be willing to Take - his - life?
And don't think he'll die for you!
Oompa loompa, doopitee dee - I hope I haven't spoiled the plot of SM3!"

CLAP CLAP CLAP CLAP!!!:up::)

[Hellrider]

Hers something I did quite awhile ago for spiderman 1.

http://img210.imageshack.us/img210/923/scaredgobby4cs.jpg

[Sean Adisano]

^lol!!!

[klown23]

http://img417.imageshack.us/img417/885/lizhumpingspiderman9hw.jpg



Girl: -Ms. Cartman told me he was better then that Antony Banderas love doll...

[Spider-Bite]

http://i64.photobucket.com/albums/h192/powderman_2222/spidey4_283.jpg

Spider-Man: Topher you were supposed to bulk up! What the hell?

[Venom1998]

yeah he was but he didnt so i guess the egg salad diet dosent work after all. Im going to have a word with DR T Weintraub about that info.

[eXperiment]

Hers something I did quite awhile ago for spiderman 1.

http://img210.imageshack.us/img210/923/scaredgobby4cs.jpg

Thats hilarious.

[Green Goblin 1964]

:D :D :D :D :D :D Hers something I did quite awhile ago for spiderman 1.

http://img210.imageshack.us/img210/923/scaredgobby4cs.jpgROFL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[LegendaryCaleb]

http://content.bolt.com/uploads2/photo/6/6/3/4/2/5/663425/medium/1146537766379.jpg

[DroolingforGwen]

There are hardly any Black ppl in the Spidey universe... they really should change that...

[LegendaryCaleb]

There are hardly any Black ppl in the Spidey universe... they really should change that...
ya ur rite...u need to make a african american super hero or bad guy taht helps or fights spidey!...thats not corny like shaft and not stupid like blade

[8Ball2/JanG5]

What about Flash?

Spider-man would be very good being black. It's also good to do a movie with scarecrow as the protagonist, only he's black.

[InsomniacFreak]

http://superherohype.com/gallery/Spider-Man/Spider-Man_3/On_Set/99.jpg

*Stuntman mumbles under breath*

"Holy crap. This guy seriously wants me to drop kick a dude, WHILE doing a handstand on the highest rung of this ladder, WHILE teetering atop a speeding armoured car, AS it's plunging off the Brooklyn Bridge, WHILE NOT wearing a safety wire. Dammit to hell. I always knew that one day the ole "Jackie Chan Stunt Team" resume embellishment would come back to bite me in the ass. I believe that day has come."

[InsomniacFreak]

http://superherohype.com/gallery/Spider-Man/Spider-Man_3/On_Set/149.jpg

With Great Power Comes Great Responsibility..........to carry protection with you at all times. ;)

[InsomniacFreak]

http://www.terra.es/personal/filmes/claudia/claudia4.jpg
KISS ME PETAH

http://www.imgspot.com/u/04/150/19/scream62997.gif
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!

LMAO!!!! :up: :up:

[InsomniacFreak]

http://www.brennaleeroth.com/images/SpideyCU.JPG

Maguire: "What the hell is this?"

Assistant: "Oh I'm sorry Mr. Maguire. Didn't anyone tell you? This is your new trailer. I'm afraid you've been downgraded from "Star" status. These are the economy "Just a boy in tights" accomodations.

[Sean Adisano]

^ LOL!

its so true :D

[Wolverini]

http://cache.filmz.dk/1001_415x277.jpg


Green Goblin : "WEDGYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY"

[Sean Adisano]

http://cache.filmz.dk/1001_415x277.jpg

GG: "Wanna Play Boy!?!?!?"

Spidey: "I NEED AN ADULT!"

[wolfsfang]

http://superherohype.com/gallery/Spider-Man/Spider-Man_3/On_Set/149.jpg

"My bum looks this big in this stiupid outfit"

[Sentinel X]

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v146/WarEagle/kd63.jpg
KIRSTEN:Get ready Petah...I will suck your bloooooood....

RAIMI(OS): Kirsten, for the hundreth time, this is not 'Interview with a Vampire'

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v146/WarEagle/kd63.jpg
KIRSTEN: My bad :O

[Green Goblin 1964]

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v146/WarEagle/kd63.jpg
KIRSTEN:Get ready Petah...I will suck your bloooooood....

RAIMI(OS): Kirsten, for the hundreth time, this is not 'Interview with a Vampire'

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v146/WarEagle/kd63.jpg
KIRSTEN: My bad :Olol

[Matt Murdock]

thats gross

[ultimatefan]

http://superherohype.com/gallery/Spider-Man/Spider-Man_3/On_Set/149.jpg

Shake, shake, shake... shake, shake, shake... Shake your boooooty... shake your boooooooty...

[ultimatefan]

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v146/WarEagle/kd63.jpg
Kirsten: Peter´s really ma cousin n´ I´m gonna marry him n´run away to Minnessota...

[ZER0C00L]

http://superherohype.com/gallery/Spider-Man/Spider-Man_3/On_Set/150.jpg

Spidey: "Hey little girl want a better view of my package? go web Go" !

*splat*

spidey: oh sorry little boy.

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v146/WarEagle/kd63.jpg

MJ: thats hott.

[Robotchicken]

http://superherohype.com/gallery/Spider-Man/Spider-Man_3/On_Set/150.jpg

Spidey: "Hey little girl want a better view of my package? go web Go" !

*splat*

spidey: oh sorry little boy.

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v146/WarEagle/kd63.jpg

MJ: thats hott.

rofl

[Robotchicken]

]http://superherohype.com/gallery/Spider-Man/Spider-Man_3/On_Set/150.jpg
Spidey- its OK little girl, he wont bite. go on touch it! would you feel better if i took you guys somewere else for this?
girl- ehhhh
boy- this joint should come in handy...

[Sean Adisano]

http://i56.photobucket.com/albums/g165/powderman_22222/153589833_b42a04654d.jpg

Raimi: "Ok, get up on the truck and lay down on your stomach Spidey."

Spidey: "Ok."

http://i56.photobucket.com/albums/g165/powderman_22222/153589776_9162a55412.jpg

Raimi: "Ok, good. Now Sandy you get up there and do it like i told you to do it."

Spidey: "?"

http://i56.photobucket.com/albums/g165/powderman_22222/153589652_a236815fc3.jpg

Spidey: "Hey Sandy. Uh, i didn't read this part of the script, what are we doing up here? What are you going to do?"

Sandy: "..."




*10 minutes later*




http://i56.photobucket.com/albums/g165/powderman_22222/153589714_2c9aa43286.jpg

Sandy: "Well, i did it just like you told me too. Pretty good if you ask me."

Spidey *whimpering*

Raimi: "NO NO NO! You were great Sandy! But spidey was moving too much. Just lay there and take it Spidey. We are going to do this until you get it right. Now then, get in the position Spidey"

http://www.imgspot.com/u/04/150/19/scream62997.gif

Spidey: "NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!





*23 takes later*





http://superherohype.com/gallery/Spider-Man/Spider-Man_3/On_Set/150.jpg

Little Boy: "Hey Spidey, do you usually smoke after?"

[Green Goblin 1964]

http://i56.photobucket.com/albums/g165/powderman_22222/153589833_b42a04654d.jpg

Raimi: "Ok, get up on the truck and lay down on your stomach Spidey."

Spidey: "Ok."

http://i56.photobucket.com/albums/g165/powderman_22222/153589776_9162a55412.jpg

Raimi: "Ok, good. Now Sandy you get up there and do it like i told you to do it."

Spidey: "?"

http://i56.photobucket.com/albums/g165/powderman_22222/153589652_a236815fc3.jpg

Spidey: "Hey Sandy. Uh, i didn't read this part of the script, what are we doing up here? What are you going to do?"

Sandy: "..."




*10 minutes later*




http://i56.photobucket.com/albums/g165/powderman_22222/153589714_2c9aa43286.jpg

Sandy: "Well, i did it just like you told me too. Pretty good if you ask me."

Spidey *whimpering*

Raimi: "NO NO NO! You were great Sandy! But spidey was moving too much. Just lay there and take it Spidey. We are going to do this until you get it right. Now then, get in the position Spidey"

http://www.imgspot.com/u/04/150/19/scream62997.gif

Spidey: "NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!





*23 takes later*





http://superherohype.com/gallery/Spider-Man/Spider-Man_3/On_Set/150.jpg

Little Boy: "Hey Spidey, do you usually smoke after?"ROFL!!!!

[red_zero64]

http://www.splattermail.org/uploads/spiderman.JPG
Spiderman:"Im getting too old for this"

[Robotchicken]

http://www.splattermail.org/uploads/spiderman.JPG
Spiderman:"Im getting too old for this"
LOL WTF

[AnimeJune]

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v146/WarEagle/kd63.jpg

"What do you tell Kirsten Dunst if she has two teeth knocked out?"
"Answer: Nothing - you already told the 'ho twice!"

[screech_turbo]

....

[ultimatefan]

http://www.splattermail.org/uploads/spiderman.JPG
Sam Raimi: C´mon, Tobey, I thought you said you lost that belly...

[Ebil Gig]

^ROFL!:D:up:

[SLYspyder]

alright, we've got a bunch of new pics. Let's get going with the hosting of pics and posting of captions. This time, let's keep things as related to Spider-Man 3 as possible, all those SM2 and SM1 captions have already been done years ago.

[red_zero64]

http://i4.tinypic.com/110xirt.jpg
red_zero64:"Good thing,I still have my Insect Killer Spray-Baygon-"
Spiderman:"Curse you,b!*ch!!!"

tell me wht you think?

[red_zero64]

http://i4.tinypic.com/110yb29.jpg

Jar Jar Binks:"Where is Star Wars shooting?"
Spider-Man:"Hey,Im suppose to be standing there!!!"

[TrueBeliever]

http://i4.tinypic.com/110xirt.jpg
red_zero64:"Good thing,I still have my Insect Killer Spray-Baygon-"
Spiderman:"Curse you,b!*ch!!!"

tell me wht you think?
Haha! That's great. I'd make the quote as an ad though,

"New, Industrial Strenth, Baygon Bug Spray. For the Big Ones. (quick speak) Baygon is a product of Oscorp. Keep away from children and/or heirs. Side effects may include compression of the vocal cords, resulting in an annoyingly-high-toned voice, super strength and agility, maniacal rage and dastardly schemes. If side effects occur, DO NOT consult your doctor as he may experience sudden death."

Where is this clip from though? I dont' remember it.

[red_zero64]

Haha! That's great. I'd make the quote as an ad though,

"New, Industrial Strenth, Baygon Bug Spray. For the Big Ones. (quick speak) Baygon is a product of Oscorp. Keep away from children and/or heirs. Side effects may include compression of the vocal cords, resulting in an annoyingly-high-toned voice, super strength and agility, maniacal rage and dastardly schemes. If side effects occur, DO NOT consult your doctor as he may experience sudden death."

Where is this clip from though? I dont' remember it.
I searched it on yahoo and got this link:http://images.search.yahoo.com/search/images/view?back=http%3A%2F%2Fimages.search.yahoo.com%2Fs earch%2Fimages%3Fp%3Dspiderman%2Bfunny%26fr%3DFP-tab-img-t-t400%26toggle%3D1%26cop%3D%26ei%3DUTF-8&w=66&h=100&imgurl=www.banane.be%2Fimages%2F_THUMBNAILS%2Fspid erman-Baygon.jpg&rurl=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.banane.be%2Fimages%2Fimages. php%3Fcat%3D45&size=4.7kB&name=spiderman-Baygon.jpg&p=spiderman+funny&type=jpeg&no=20&tt=428&ei=UTF-8

[red_zero64]

sorry if its too long!!lol!!

[TrueBeliever]

Well, I don't get to the picture. Were you searching "Spider-Man photos" or specifically "Spider-Man Baygon". The latter would be kind of a weird search though...