Hype Deathmatch. R4 M3 DOG LIPS vs Wilhelm-Scream

[Holly Goodhead]

Welcome to Hype Deathmatch!

Think MTV's Celebrity Deathmatch, except with Hype posters. Each match will get its own thread and last 2 days. Whichever poster has the highest votes gets to move on to the next Round. Multiple votes by the same user on different names is allowed, but if the match ends in a tie...all multiple votes will be discounted to determine the winner. *

Most of the players are picked from the first 5 pages of the Members List, well known posters/posters with high post counts/mods/trolls etc. Don't be discouraged, there's always Hype Deathmatch 2. :)

Game Outline:
Round 1: 50 players/ 24 matches => 24 winners move onto Round 2.
Round 2: 24 players/ 12 matches => 12 winners move onto Round 3.
Round 3: 12 players/ 6 matches => 6 winners move onto Round 4.
Round 4: 6 players/ 3 matches => 3 winners move onto Final 3-Way Match.
Final 3-Way Match: 3 players/ 1 match => 1 winner

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Round 1
Match 1. Wilhelm-Scream vs Equint77
Match 2. Venom Drool vs Sofa
Match 3. CConn vs Master Bruce
Match 4. Dr.Fear vs musclesforsupes vs J Alba's Lover
Match 5. Themanofbat vs PLAS
Match 6. Erzengel vs ShadowBoxing
Match 7. DOG LIPS vs The Amazing Lee
Match 8. Eric Draven vs kypade
Match 9. dpm07 vs HAL 9000
Match 10. Tukiluka vs Blight
Match 11. Jakesteraholic vs masteryoda vs Lackey vs CantThinkOfAName
Match 12. Master Chief vs The Last Meatbag
Match 13. DBella vs GunBlade
Match 14. Kipobe vs BrodieBruce
Match 15. pavlov's dogfood vs JoLiE_MeNdEz
Match 16. Childlike Wild vs twylight
Match 17. Outsiderzedge vs oakzap425
Match 18. Carter vs The Lumberjack vs hey yo its sean
Match 19. THWIP* vs jaguarr
Match 20. Calvin vs Corinthian
Match 21. NOFX vs Jplaya2023
Match 22. Matt vs TheAlmightyFuzz
Match 23. The Incredible Hulk vs Joseph_Freefall
Match 24. (2nd Chance Match) Equint77 vs Kipobe

Round 2 (Random Picks)
Match 1. DOG LIPS vs DBella
Match 2.The Lumberjack vs Sofa
Match 3. twylight vs musclesforsupes
Match 4. Outsiderzedge vs masteryoda
Match 5. NOFX vs jaguarr
Match 6.Tukiluka vs JoLiE_MeNdEz
Match 7. Master Bruce vs Kipobe
Match 8. Eric Draven vs Wilhelm-Scream
Match 9. Themanofbat vs Master Chief
Match 10.BrodieBruce vs Joseph_Freefall
Match 11. Erzengel vs dpm07
Match 12. Matt vs Calvin

Round 3 (Random Picks Pt. 2)
Match 1. twylight vs BrodieBruce 32 votes
Match 2. Calvin vs Master Bruce 41 votes
Match 3.Wilhelm-Scream vs The Lumberjack 38 votes
Match 4. jaguarr vsErzengel 45 votes
Match 5. Master Chief vs Tukiluka 28 votes
Match 6.DOG LIPS vs masteryoda 49 votes

Round 4 (Winner Picks)
Match 1. Calvin vs twylight
Match 2. Erzengel vs Tukiluka
Match 3. DOG LIPS vs Wilhelm-Scream

Round 5 (Final 3-Way Match)
1. twylight
2. Erzengel
3.

*Special Round 4 Guidelines
- Multiple name votes will not count this round. If I have never seen the name before then it will not count.
- In case of a tie, the player with the most votes from the previous round is the winner.
- Mod votes count as 5 votes.
- Each Round 4 match will last 2 days. One at a time.

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[passerby]

This is the first time that I don't know who to vote for.

[Wilhelm-Scream]

Very well, DOG LIPS.
We were like Brothers, but now, by your own hand...by your own choice...We Dance.....


http://i5.photobucket.com/albums/y199/Wilhelm-Scream/Death%20Match/JapaneseTiger600x668.jpg

THE DANCE OF DEATH

[Lemonhead]

gonana have to go with Wilhelm.

[Kipobe]

Well, here's the deal. I really want Wilhelm to win this one. Not that I have anything against Dog Lips... he seems to be on the ball and a fan-fav... but Wil (from what I've seen anyway... I mostly skim over threads) is a little more seasoned in his humor instead of going for the "haha/lol/omgUrock" responses everytime. The kind of humor that probably only one other person in the world at any given time may understand... almost as if he posts soley for himself, which is beautiful... a man after my own heart, indeed.

Also, I voted against Wil everytime up to now, I think... so I owe him.

[Holly Goodhead]

Next time just say: Im voting for Wilhelm

[DOG LIPS]

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v223/DOGLIPS/dogsmilie.jpg Rock.

[Kipobe]

**** you little annie fanny

[passerby]

Next time just say: Im voting for Wilhelm

I think that he wanted to make his post look smart and as a post that isn't spam.

[Socrates]

DOG LIPS.

Although I have no idea why.

[Erzengel]

You see Dog Lips? You cut him? You are getting votes. Wilhelm is not a machine!! He's just a man!!

[ShadowBoxing]

tied it up :D

[Kipobe]

I think that he wanted to make his post look smart and as a post that isn't spam.
Yeah. I'm very concerned about looking intelligent and not spamming.

:up::up:
http://www.superherohype.com/forums/images/icons/icon14.gif:up:??

?

[Holly Goodhead]

I think that he wanted to make his post look smart and as a post that isn't spam.

Whats autistic?

[Erzengel]

Someone who does art and stuff.

[Kipobe]

Whats autistic?
http://www.codinghorror.com/blog/images/Rain_Man2.jpg

[passerby]

Whats autistic?

A disability. Sometimes you lack social skills, you have speech issues, you have an unusual ability to solve big math problems in your head or something like that, ect.

[Holly Goodhead]

A disability. Sometimes you lack social skills, you have speech issues, you have an unusual ability to solve big math problems in your head or something like that, ect.

sexy

[Holly Goodhead]

Someone who does art and stuff.

Thats artistic, honey bunches of oats. God, Im not that dumb. Or am I..

[jaguarr]

A disability. Sometimes you lack social skills, you have speech issues, you have an unusual ability to solve big math problems in your head or something like that, ect.

You just described jplaya...

jag

[Lemonhead]

A disability. Sometimes you lack social skills, you have speech issues, you have an unusual ability to solve big math problems in your head or something like that, ect.

Math math math math math.

Do my math homework.

[passerby]

sexy

Rawr

[passerby]

Thats artistic, honey bunches of oats. God, Im not that dumb. Or am I..

I love honey bunches of oats.

[Holly Goodhead]

Math is so gay.

[Kipobe]

http://www.codinghorror.com/blog/images/Rain_Man2.jpg
Whoa... that's so weird. This was once a picture of rain man:confused:

[Lemonhead]

What makes it weird is... it still fits!

Math is so gay.

I agree, let's set math on fire :up:

[passerby]

Math is so gay.

I like math it's my best subject.

[Erzengel]

Math is hard.
http://www.girlstartcamp.org/treasure/mak/barbie.jpg

[Wilhelm-Scream]

honey bunches of oatsThat's adorable.

Anyway, I have to kick DOG LIPS' ass kung fu style now. So let's see how he likes being poked by...

http://i5.photobucket.com/albums/y199/Wilhelm-Scream/HYPE/thumbsdownx100.jpg
The Hundred Thumbs of the Pale Virgin

[Erzengel]

That's adorable.

Anyway, I have to kick DOG LIPS' ass kung fu style now. So let's see how he likes being poked by...


http://i5.photobucket.com/albums/y199/Wilhelm-Scream/HYPE/thumbsdownx100.jpg
The Hundred Thumbs of the Pale Virgin



Ouch right in the ass. :(

[Lemonhead]

That's adorable.

Anyway, I have to kick DOG LIPS' ass kung fu style now. So let's see how he likes being poked by...

http://i5.photobucket.com/albums/y199/Wilhelm-Scream/HYPE/thumbsdownx100.jpg
The Hundred Thumbs of the Pale Virgin


And there are actually one hundred thumbs... :eek:

[Holly Goodhead]

I like math it's my best subject.

I walked out of my English class today. For no reason, I just felt like leaving. :confused: So I probably failed out now.

[Wilhelm-Scream]

And there are actually one hundred thumbs... :eek:your math skills are formidable.:up:

[DOG LIPS]

That's adorable.

Anyway, I have to kick DOG LIPS' ass kung fu style now. So let's see how he likes being poked by...

http://i5.photobucket.com/albums/y199/Wilhelm-Scream/HYPE/thumbsdownx100.jpg
The Hundred Thumbs of the Pale Virgin
You son of a....


http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v223/DOGLIPS/big-eyes-iranian.jpg
Death Stare of DOOM!

[Lemonhead]

...I counted... one by one... :(

[jaguarr]

I walked out of my English class today. For no reason, I just felt like leaving. :confused: So I probably failed out now.

That's okay. You aren't very good at it, anyway. :)

jag

[Erzengel]

...I counted... one by one... :(
Or 10 across and 10 down and then multiply.

[Erzengel]

That's okay. You aren't very good at it, anyway. :)

jag
It's not like she's going to England.

[Daisy]

...I counted... one by one... :(

I demand a re-count! :mad:

[Holly Goodhead]

Me and my BFF Ashley had to take Algebra 2 when we were seniors in high school. Twice

[passerby]

I demand a re-count! :mad:

I'm the math nerd and I say that there is indeed 100.

[passerby]

Me and my BFF Ashley had to take Algebra 2 when we were seniors in high school. Twice

I took accelerated Geometry as a Freshmen.

[Daisy]

I'm the math nerd and I say that there is indeed 100.

You don't say.

[jaguarr]

It's not like she's going anywhere.

Fixed that for you. :up:

jag

[Holly Goodhead]

That's okay. You aren't very good at it, anyway. :)

jag

Im getting a B-ish. But we're only allowed to miss 3 classes. This is my 4th. Its such a nice day I didnt want to sit there for 3 hours listening to that skank talk. So I ate lunch in the park. :):(

[DBella]

Nothing against Wil (I think he'll win it all), but DL gets my vote.

[Erzengel]

Im getting a B-ish. But we're only allowed to miss 3 classes. This is my 4th. Its such a nice day I didnt want to sit there for 3 hours listening to that skank talk. So I ate lunch in the park. :):(
There's always sleeping with the professor. :up:

[Lackey]

I took accelerated Geometry as a Freshmen.


in Public school :down

[Daisy]

Im getting a B-ish. But we're only allowed to miss 3 classes. This is my 4th. Its such a nice day I didnt want to sit there for 3 hours listening to that skank talk. So I ate lunch in the park. :):(

So a 4th absence is an automatic F? Wow that's hard-core. I always just docked 1/3 of a grade for each absence over 3.

[passerby]

So a 4th absence is an automatic F? Wow that's hard-core. I always just docked 1/3 of a grade for each absence over 3.

Your a teacher?

[passerby]

in Public school :down

There's nothing wrong with public school and uniforms are gay.

[jaguarr]

Your a teacher?

You better hope she's not an English teacher. :eek:

jag

[Holly Goodhead]

There's always sleeping with the professor. :up:

She has a little dimple on her chin and I stare at it. Wondering what it would be like.

[Socrates]

Me and my BFF Ashley had to take Algebra 2 when we were seniors in high school. Twice

Ashley is insanely sexy. :up:

[jaguarr]

She has a little dimple on her chin and I stare at it. Wondering what it would be like.

Get her drunk. Seduce her. Get one of your friends to take pictures. Instant "A". :up:

jag

[Erzengel]

Your a teacher?
http://www.dma.org/~doogie/1984_hot.jpg

[Lemonhead]

I'm the only one who hasn't seen Toven's bff. :(

[Holly Goodhead]

So a 4th absence is an automatic F? Wow that's hard-core. I always just docked 1/3 of a grade for each absence over 3.

Well we only meet once a week, so if we miss class that day, we pretty much miss a weeks worth of learning. I got up and went to the bathroom, then decided I didnt want to go back in. Then I realized my notebook was in there with all my **** in it. :down

[Daisy]

Your a teacher?

I was. I've taught various subjects - art history, archaeology and effective writing - to a variety of ages - kindergarteners to senior citizens.

Now, I'm a technical trainer. I teach people in my company how to use various software.

[Lackey]

There's nothing wrong with public school and uniforms are gay.



poor naive kid :(

[Erzengel]

She has a little dimple on her chin and I stare at it. Wondering what it would be like.

An A's an A.

[Holly Goodhead]

Ill just make something up and lie my way out of it. I always do.

[Lackey]

I'm the only one who hasn't seen Toven's bff. :(



bff= best friends forever? :confused:

[Daisy]

Well we only meet once a week, so if we miss class that day, we pretty much miss a weeks worth of learning. I got up and went to the bathroom, then decided I didnt want to go back in. Then I realized my notebook was in there with all my **** in it. :down

Then it's not really an absence as you were there. Dose she pass around a sign-in sheet or something? Or is it a small class?

[passerby]

I was. I've taught various subjects - art history, archaeology and effective writing - to a variety of ages - kindergarteners to senior citizens.

Now, I'm a technical trainer. I teach people in my company how to use various software.

I wonder if you could still handle them kindergarteners.

[Erzengel]

I wonder if you could still handle them kindergarteners.
Are you coming on to her? :confused:

[passerby]

bff= best friends forever? :confused:

Wow I can see how private school makes you really smart:confused:

[Lemonhead]

bff= best friends forever? :confused:

I think so... :supes:

[Holly Goodhead]

Then it's not really an absence as you were there. Dose she pass around a sign-in sheet or something? Or is it a small class?

Its a class of 20. There were 9 people today. She knows us individually

[Daisy]

I wonder if you could still handle them kindergarteners.

I keep in practice moderating here at the Hype!

[passerby]

Are you coming on to her? :confused:

I wonder why everyone asks me that just because I start talking to the girl posters.

[Wilhelm-Scream]

You son of a....


http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v223/DOGLIPS/big-eyes-iranian.jpg
Death Stare of DOOM!



I see you're not messing around.
That's it....




Attack of the Six Hairy Backs!



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[jaguarr]

Are you coming on to her? :confused:

Haha! "So, whattya say you give those kids their graham crackers and milk an put them down for say ...*looks at watch*....a 20 minute nap?"

jag

[Daisy]

Its a class of 20. There were 9 people today. She knows us individually

How far into the class were you when you left?

[Socrates]

There. I have blinded MC with the sexiness of Ashley.

[Holly Goodhead]

How far into the class were you when you left?

Hour, out of 3 hours. She'll be mad, so Im going to have to make up a real good lie. Im more pissed that I left my notebook and it could still be sitting there...and I need the notes in it for my final Monday. :mad:

[DOG LIPS]

I see you're not messing around.
That's it....




Attack of the Six Hairy Backs!



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http://i5.photobucket.com/albums/y199/Wilhelm-Scream/Death%20Match/HairyBack.jpg


http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v223/DOGLIPS/greatwhite.jpg

Assault of the Great White Shank!!!

[Daisy]

Hour, out of 3 hours. She'll be mad, so Im going to have to make up a real good lie. Im more pissed that I left my notebook and it could still be sitting there...and I need the notes in it for my final Monday. :mad:

Maybe you should go look for it? :confused:

[Wilhelm-Scream]

Assault of the Great White Shank!!!
That is my greatest fear!:eek:

[Erzengel]

I wonder why everyone asks me that just because I start talking to the girl posters.
Daisy is a sucker for daffodills, Gallagher, Instructional Videos, and interepative dance.

[Holly Goodhead]

Maybe you should go look for it? :confused:

Im hoping my teacher has it.

[Lackey]

Wow I can see how private school makes you really smart:confused:


http://www.newsarama.com/ubb/rolleyes.gif

[Erzengel]

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v223/DOGLIPS/greatwhite.jpg

Assault of the Great White Shank!!!

Wow I wouldn't have guessed you would go for the finishing move this early in the match. :eek:

Edit: What's a Shank?

[DOG LIPS]

That is my greatest fear!:eek:
Ha ha ha!

[Holly Goodhead]

haha Lackey got owned by the autistic kid. :up:

[jaguarr]

Wow I wouldn't have guessed you would go for the finishing move this early in the match. :eek:

He's hardcore! He's hardcore! He's hardcore!!! :eek:

jag

[passerby]

Daisy is a sucker for daffodills, Gallagher, Instructional Videos, and interepative dance.

Daisy thinks that I have another account. I would rather stay away.

[Daisy]

Daisy is a sucker for daffodills, Gallagher, Instructional Videos, and interepative dance.

Don't forget yodelling.

[Holly Goodhead]

I dont know who to vote for, I hate them both so much.

[Lackey]

haha Lackey got owned by the autistic kid. :up:


Yeah, I musta been out sick when they taught stupid internet acronyms in English class. http://www.newsarama.com/ubb/rolleyes.gif

[passerby]

I dont know who to vote for, I hate them both so much.

Dog Lips, trust me.

[DOG LIPS]

Edit: What's a Shank?
Knife made in prison.



Not..that I've ever.. been to prison. :o

[Holly Goodhead]

They film the show Prison Break at Joliet Prison. I wanna go

[passerby]

Knife made in prison.



Not..that I've ever.. been to prison. :o

Shawshank?

[Socrates]

I dont know who to vote for, I hate them both so much.

Vote for Ashley and her sexiness.

[Holly Goodhead]

Quit talking about my friend, its creepy.

[jaguarr]

Don't forget yodelling.

And rattan canes.

jag

[Erzengel]

Shawshank?
No named after Longshanks the brutal ruler of England during the time of William Wallace.

[Erzengel]

Quit talking about my friend, its creepy.

Is Ashley > Vicki?

[Holly Goodhead]

jag, how many calories is:

bowl of fried rice
bagel w/ cream cheese
green apple
blueberry yogurt
apple cinnamon nutrigrain bar

[Socrates]

Quit talking about my friend, its creepy.

Only if I can have a cookie dammit.

[Holly Goodhead]

I never even showed you her pics. :confused: **** you Meatbag

[Socrates]

Meatbag is a goddamn fool. Let's all kill Meatbag. :up:

[jaguarr]

jag, how many calories is:

bowl of fried rice
bagel w/ cream cheese
green apple
blueberry yogurt
apple cinnamon nutrigrain bar

Depends on how big the bowl of rice was and what was in it besides rice.

jag

[Holly Goodhead]

Depends on how big the bowl of rice was and what was in it besides rice.

jag

whats that black liquid stuff called? in asian food. that was in it. and scrambled eggs..and chives. normal bowl sized

[jaguarr]

whats that black liquid stuff called? in asian food. that was in it. and scrambled eggs..and chives. normal bowl sized

Soy sauce? :confused:

jag

[Holly Goodhead]

yeah :up:

[Wilhelm-Scream]

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v223/DOGLIPS/greatwhite.jpg

Assault of the Great White Shank!!!


Ha ha ha!
LMAO........Brilliant.



Well, no matter.
I'd like to see your shank penetrate my
FINE, FLAT ASIAN SHIELD!!!!


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[Socrates]

God, I want a bowl of rice now. That sounds so good.

[DOG LIPS]

LMAO........Brilliant.



Well, no matter.
I'd like to see your shank penetrate my
FINE, FLAT ASIAN SHIELD!!!!


http://i5.photobucket.com/albums/y199/Wilhelm-Scream/Death%20Match/FineAsianShield350x490.jpg
No shield can resist the...




http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v223/DOGLIPS/wedgie.jpg
TRIAL OF THE IRON WEDGIE!!!

[jaguarr]

LMAO! This is the most entertaining match, so far.

jag

[passerby]

jag, how many calories is:

bowl of fried rice: 120
bagel w/ cream cheese: 436
green apple: 81
blueberry yogurt: 380
apple cinnamon nutrigrain bar: 140

Thats what I got not sure if it's right.

[Erzengel]

No shield can resist the...




http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v223/DOGLIPS/wedgie.jpg
TRIAL OF THE IRON WEDGIE!!!

Is her lower back hairy? :eek:

[Wilhelm-Scream]

No shield can resist the...




http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v223/DOGLIPS/wedgie.jpg
TRIAL OF THE IRON WEDGIE!!!I fear you...hahaha...my be right!:eek:
I'll have to re-group. That's even my thong-color! How!


heh "trial",lol

[Holly Goodhead]

Thats what I got not sure if it's right.

apples are like 50 calories....nutrigrain bars are 140

[passerby]

apples are like 50 calories....nutrigrain bars are 140

Oops I found the 140 thing, but my mind must have been somewhere else when I was posting it. It's one of the many side effects of autism.

[Daisy]

Is her lower back hairy? :eek:

What makes you so sure it's a her?

And I don't know about hairy, but I do think I see stretch marks... and that's a really whacked place for them... unless you were once a 300-pounder.

[jaguarr]

jag, how many calories is:

bowl of fried rice - 365
bagel w/ cream cheese - 435
green apple - 80
blueberry yogurt - 380 (depends on how big the yogurt was)
apple cinnamon nutrigrain bar - 140


The above numbers are rough guesses

jag

[Daisy]

apples are like 50 calories....nutrigrain bars are 140

and blueberry yogurt is more like 120-150 (unless it's fat-free, then it's more like 90)

[passerby]

What makes you so sure it's a her?

And I don't know about hairy, but I do think I see stretch marks... and that's a really whacked place for them... unless you were once a 300-pounder.

Maybe she's like that freak from Subway.

[Holly Goodhead]

The above numbers are rough guesses

jag

so roughly 1400. ugh..:down

[jaguarr]

so roughly 1400. ugh..:down

If your yogurt was a small one you could cut the numbers for that in half, roughly (I've only ever eaten larger servings of yogurt in the 15 oz. range, so that was what my guess was from.)

jag

[passerby]

apples are like 50 calories....nutrigrain bars are 140

The above numbers are rough guesses



jag

and blueberry yogurt is more like 120-150 (unless it's fat-free, then it's more like 90)

Why must you all prove me wrong?

[jaguarr]

Why must you all prove me wrong?

Because it's fun and profitable? :confused:

jag

[passerby]

Because it's fun and profitable? :confused:

jag

That's good enough for me, you may continue.

[Socrates]

so roughly 1400. ugh..:down

I don't think you could really gain much from eating all that. Unless it's what you eat everyday. :confused: People are bound to gain something if they eat enough.

[Holly Goodhead]

i thought autistic people are supposed to be good at math

[Holly Goodhead]

I don't think you could really gain much from eating all that. Unless it's what you eat everyday. :confused: People are bound to gain something if they eat enough of it.

i havent even eaten dinner yet. :down

[Socrates]

I started the last two pages, eh.

[passerby]

i thought autistic people are supposed to be good at math

I didn't have to use math to find the calories, internet seach makes life easier.

[jaguarr]

I don't think you could really gain much from eating all that. Unless it's what you eat everyday. :confused: People are bound to gain something if they eat enough.

Depends on her base weight and physical composotion and what she's trying to do. A lot of people undereat and it shuts down their metabolism so that their bodies start storing everything they put into them and the wind up turning into fatties which is ironic since they were probably undereating BECAUSE they didn't want to become overweight.

jag

[Socrates]

i havent even eaten dinner yet. :down

How much more do you plan on eating though?

[Holly Goodhead]

How much more do you plan on eating though? a buttload

[kypade]

I think Wilhelm, because, well, the other guy is Dog Lips.

[Holly Goodhead]

I didn't have to use math to find the calories, internet seach makes life easier.

so does vodka

[passerby]

so does vodka

I can't drink yet:(

[Wilhelm-Scream]

No shield can resist the...




http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v223/DOGLIPS/wedgie.jpg
TRIAL OF THE IRON WEDGIE!!!


It's cool...it's cool.
You think you've made a b**** of ME?!?
I'll B****IFY YOU....

With the dreaded
TWIRLING TUMOR-STRIKE OF THE FRIGID TOVEN!

http://i5.photobucket.com/albums/y199/Wilhelm-Scream/HYPE/HollysTumor550x574.jpg

[Holly Goodhead]

I can't drink yet:(

how old are you

[passerby]

how old are you

edit: double post

[passerby]

how old are you

18. How about you?

[Holly Goodhead]

why cant you drink at 18?

[DOG LIPS]

It's cool...it's cool.
You think you've made a b**** of ME?!?
I'll B****IFY YOU....

With the dreaded
TWIRLING TUMOR-STRIKE OF THE FRIGID TOVEN!

http://i5.photobucket.com/albums/y199/Wilhelm-Scream/HYPE/HollysTumor550x574.jpg
My face! :mad:

I curse you with....


http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v223/DOGLIPS/x-ray.jpg
RECTUM-INVADING SILVERWARE OF DESTRUCTION!!!!!!!

[passerby]

why cant you drink at 18?

Cause you have to be 21:confused:

Oh and my mom would kill me if I ever drank underage.

[Wilhelm-Scream]

age/sex/location/height/weight/length/hairstyle

[Holly Goodhead]

Cause you have to be 21:confused:

Oh and my mom would kill me if I ever drank underage.

i started drinking at 16. get your mom wasted

[ShadowBoxing]

No shield can resist the...




http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v223/DOGLIPS/wedgie.jpg
TRIAL OF THE IRON WEDGIE!!!

http://img480.imageshack.us/img480/7673/absays4za.jpg (http://imageshack.us/?x=my6&myref=http://imageshack.us/)

[jaguarr]

ShadowBoxing, you should be teh banned from teh entire internet after that last post! Blech! :mad:

jag

[Wilhelm-Scream]

My face! :mad:

I curse you with....


http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v223/DOGLIPS/x-ray.jpg
RECTUM-INVADING SILVERWARE OF DESTRUCTION!!!!!!!

MY ASS! Damn YOU!


Maybe a FALLOPIAN CHOKE-HOLD will take the wind out of your sails!
:mad:
:mad:
:mad:
http://i5.photobucket.com/albums/y199/Wilhelm-Scream/Death%20Match/FemaleReproductive.jpg

[passerby]

i started drinking at 16. get your mom wasted

I am not going to get into it, but my mom will never let me do drugs especially underage. I will drink though as long as I don't get drunk. If my mom had been your mom she would have killed you for drinking at 16.

[ShadowBoxing]

ShadowBoxing, you should be teh banned from teh entire internet after that last post! Blech! :mad:

jagI like to shatter fragile notions of innocence.:o

[DOG LIPS]

MY ASS! Damn YOU!


Maybe a FALLOPIAN CHOKE-HOLD will take the wind out of your sails!
:mad:
:mad:
:mad:
http://i5.photobucket.com/albums/y199/Wilhelm-Scream/Death%20Match/FemaleReproductive.jpg
Let's see how fast you recover from...

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v223/DOGLIPS/TOMCRUISEFACEEEEE.gif

Tom Cruise Placenta Chew!!!

[Holly Goodhead]

I am not going to get into it, but my mom will never let me do drugs especially underage. I will drink though as long as I don't get drunk. If my mom had been your mom she would have killed you for drinking at 16.

if your mom was my mom i would have killed myself.

[passerby]

if your mom was my mom i would have killed myself.

Is it because of the mom thing or the fact that I would have been your brother?

[Wilhelm-Scream]

Let's see how fast you recover from...

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v223/DOGLIPS/TOMCRUISEFACEEEEE.gif

Tom Cruise Placenta Chew!!!


BASTARD! :mad:
Formidable......you're good.


But this isn't over.....*gasp*

[Holly Goodhead]

Is it because of the mom thing or the fact that I would have been your brother?

Probably both

[Sarge 2.0]

I'd hand one of you some barbed wire, but that would just be unfair.

[passerby]

Probably both

Now I know how my sister must feel.

[Lackey]

I think Wilhelm, because, well, the other guy is Dog Lips..


:)

[Holly Goodhead]

Now I know how my sister must feel.

Ew

I think im gonna wait till the end to vote. Its too hard

[Strange]

Now I know how my sister must feel.

Do you come on to her alot?:confused:

[passerby]

Do you come on to her alot?:confused:

What?!? That's sick. Go wash your mouth with soap mister.

[Lackey]

Do you come on her alot?:confused:



dude :(

[Strange]

dude :(

:( :eek: I thought I actually typed that for a second.

[The Amazing Lee]

this is hard.

Wilhelm pleases my front bottom.

But DL please my Bee-hind.

[Lackey]

this is hard.

Wilhelm pleases my front bottom.

But DL please my Bee-hind.



do you prefer being the catcher or the pitcher?

[ShadowBoxing]

Let's see how fast you recover from...

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v223/DOGLIPS/TOMCRUISEFACEEEEE.gif

Tom Cruise Placenta Chew!!!

Much better
http://img338.imageshack.us/img338/5969/tomcruisefaceeeeeplacentachew8.gif (http://imageshack.us/?x=my6&myref=http://imageshack.us/)

Tom Cruise Placenta Chew!!!

[Sabretooth]

DL. Sometimes I just can't ''get'' Wil's humor. :(

[The Amazing Lee]

do you prefer being the catcher or the pitcher?

I'm an all rounder.

[Strange]

do you prefer being the catcher or the pitcher?

Why can't he have both?:eek:

[passerby]

Wilhelm hasn't come up with anything to beat the TOM CRUISE PLACENTA CHEW. Hurry up.

[The Amazing Lee]

I'm a double dipper.

[Lackey]

DL. Sometimes I just can't ''get'' Wil's humor. :(



it takes a big man to admit that he's not too bright :up:

[Da Docta]

Wil's humor is complicated... you need to be able to look at his avatar for five minutes then read his post.

[Master Chief]

I never even showed you her pics. :confused: **** you Meatbag

...Really? ...then how'd so many people get them...

:confused::confused::confused::confused:

[The Last Meatbag]

Voted for teh Dog Lips

[The Last Meatbag]

...Really? ...then how'd so many people get them...

:confused::confused::confused::confused:

what the hell is that from?

[Master Chief]

what the hell is that from?

stfu, gtfo!!

[Erzengel]

I had to decode it. :o

[The Last Meatbag]

neverrrrrrrrrr mind.......but she's supah fine


Socrates copies me, **** you Socrates :mad:

[Da Docta]

stfu, gtfo!!
Gran Turismo Fiendish Oatmeal.

[Socrates]

neverrrrrrrrrr mind.......but she's supah fine


Socrates copies me, **** you Socrates :mad:

I don't f**king copy you.

[Master Chief]

I had to decode it.

Seriously, there's food union! Get the f**king oreos!!

[Sabretooth]

it takes a big man to admit that he's not too bright :up:
awesome. :o

[The Last Meatbag]

I don't f**king copy you.

**** you man **** you Im going to eatchurr face :mad:



:marv:

[Master Chief]

YOu guys are going to have sweaty Brokeback Mountain tent sex.

[Holly Goodhead]

14-14

[Socrates]

**** you man **** you Im going to eatchurr face :mad:



:marv:

You're just not plagiarism material like MC was. :o

This post will come back to bite me in the ass. S**t.

[The Last Meatbag]

...............ummm.......ummmmmmmmmmmmmm......







I love you hard time?

[Master Chief]

You're just not plagiarism material like MC was.

This post will come back to bite me in the ass. S**t.

Nooo dude... I have so much material as it is I don't know what to do with it. :O

[passerby]

Some posters with 400 or less posts just voted for Wilhelm, do they count? Especially the one with only 27 posts.

[Master Chief]

Some posters with 400 or less posts just voted for Wilhelm, do they count? Especially the one with only 27 posts.

Mutliple accounts are allowed I read... wtf? They were me! hahah. toves said 14-14 so I made it 14-14...

...

...:(

[Wilhelm-Scream]

*Special Round 4 Guidelines
- Multiple name votes will not count this round. If I have never seen the name before then it will not count.
...

[Master Chief]

wtf, look at the first post.

...edit

oh I see... :mad:

[The Last Meatbag]

pwnt

[passerby]

Mutliple accounts are allowed I read... wtf? They were me! hahah. toves said 14-14 so I made it 14-14...

...

...:(

It was 14-14 because Daisy counts as 5 votes. Now it is 19-14

[Master Chief]

Well, that'll just make it harder. :o

Seriously though, lazyness is teh suckass... you could at least edit that out of yer copy/paste :mad:

This settles it, I am not drinking pints daily

[passerby]

Well, that'll just make it harder. :o

Seriously though, lazyness is teh suckass... you could at least edit that out of yer copy/paste :mad:

This settles it, I am not drinking pints daily

Which one's are your accounts?

[Master Chief]

Which one's are your accounts?

Why should I tell you? And most of them are seperate personalities anyways, they should have their own say!

[passerby]

Why should I tell you? And most of them are seperate personalities anyways, they should have their own say!

Tell me now Wilhelm shouldn't win because you cheated.

He should win without anyone cheating.

[Socrates]

I spy...6 of Master Chief's accounts.

[Master Chief]

Tell me now Wilhelm shouldn't win because you cheated.

Sorry, I am corrupt, therefore I do not care. Wilhelm wins by default I say. :mad: But see, no one cares what I say... which is exactly how I feel towards you. Right now anyways. :O

[passerby]

I spy...6 of Master Chief's accounts.

Which ones?

[passerby]

Sorry, I am corrupt, therefore I do not care. Wilhelm wins by default I say. :mad: But see, no one cares what I say... which is exactly how I feel towards you. Right now anyways. :O

You're fake.:o

[Master Chief]

You suck passerby, such a stickler for rules and blah blah blah. Take that branch out of yer ass. :mad:

[Da Docta]

Word of the day!

[Master Chief]

Y'know... what makes me so sad is that this is the dumbest I've ever felt... and it's on the internets. :(

[Socrates]

Which ones?

F**k you. I'm no rat.

[Iceman]

This is a true battle of wits.

The Kaiser gets my vote for pure aggression.

http://img343.imageshack.us/img343/1338/ritigerwhite0jw.jpg (http://imageshack.us)

[Lackey]

that tiger makes me miss Darnell

[Master Chief]

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v75/dcmccants/tiger1.jpg

[Iceman]

http://img486.imageshack.us/img486/3609/tiger15gq.jpg (http://imageshack.us)

[Da Docta]

Ironic

[Master Chief]

Or a gigantic coincidence.

In reality he actually beat me. But I would not let that pass. I took my time machine back twenty seconds earlier, found the pic, and kicked his ass.

[Batty for Bats!]

I love Wilhelm. His humor. His eyes. His soft lips. that nice big round hard tiger-face avatar. Where the hell did Skeletor go? Music godness and God.

[Da Docta]

Or a gigantic coincidence.

In reality he actually beat me. But I would not let that pass. I took my time machine back twenty seconds earlier, found the pic, and kicked his ass.
Yeah... you two posting the pic made it more unfunny. :(:p

[Iceman]

Or a gigantic coincidence.

In reality he actually beat me. But I would not let that pass. I took my time machine back twenty seconds earlier, found the pic, and kicked his ass.

The first pic is Darnell's sister. She flunked college and is offering herself for coke.

[Lackey]

what happened to Organizations 1 through 12?

[Wilhelm-Scream]

I love Wilhelm. His humor. His eyes. His soft lips. that nice big round hard tiger-face avatar. Where the hell did Skeletor go? Music godness and God.I have an arm-wrestling tournament coming up soon in Lousiana. Lay rose petals on your bed and wait. :up:

[Lackey]

http://www.moviecovers.com/DATA/thumbs/films-o/OVER%20THE%20TOP.jpg

[Master Chief]

I love Wilhelm. His humor. His eyes. His soft lips. that nice big round hard tiger-face avatar. Where the hell did Skeletor go? Music godness and God.

There's so much gayness, why can't a woman ever make a post like that?! :(

Not that there's anything wrong with that or anything...:confused:

[Lackey]

I've always imagined Wilhelm as a very tall, sexy brunette

[Batty for Bats!]

http://www.moviecovers.com/DATA/thumbs/films-o/OVER%20THE%20TOP.jpgThere's no easy way... There's no short cut ho... ****. wrong movie. He's gonna murder-cate yah, Rock!

[Wilhelm-Scream]

I've always imagined Wilhelm as a very tall, sexy brunetteThe only currently digitized pictures of Wilhelm, except now I have Jack White hair. :(
http://i5.photobucket.com/albums/y199/Wilhelm-Scream/Wilhelm-Revealed.jpg

Also, VIVA LA DARNELL

[Da Docta]

I see.

[ShadowBoxing]

http://www.moviecovers.com/DATA/thumbs/films-o/OVER%20THE%20TOP.jpg
http://www.comicboards.com/gsmb/attachments/051228231637/Chuck%20Norris%20%231.jpg

[Wilhelm-Scream]

if you watch Over The Top, take note of the fact that it was Billy Corgan's first role as the little boy.
Of course he went on to play Mary Jane Watson in the Spider-Man movies.

http://i5.photobucket.com/albums/y199/Wilhelm-Scream/Wilhelm-Scream/CorganDunst.jpg

Amazing versatility. :up:

[Socrates]

F**king Christ. That's crazy.

[DOG LIPS]

http://www.comicboards.com/gsmb/attachments/051228231637/Chuck%20Norris%20%231.jpg
Holy ****, the ninjas got so tired of him beating their faces they went out and got guns. :eek:

[Spider-Man Luvr28]

Yay,DL's winning right now.:up:

[Lackey]

The only currently digitized pictures of Wilhelm, except now I have Jack White hair. :(
http://i5.photobucket.com/albums/y199/Wilhelm-Scream/Wilhelm-Revealed.jpg

Also, VIVA LA DARNELL



Don't ruin my mental picture :(


And oh if a mental picture's all I've got
All I've got to go on
For a while or more
Girl you know I'll always think of you, think of you
Yes if a mental picture's all I've got, to go on, I know
You're a picture to remember, remember.

[Erzengel]

Master Chief must REALLY want WS to win.

[Wilhelm-Scream]

Don't ruin my mental picture :(

I dived headlong into ruin because I fear my fear of fear. But I know exactly what you mean. You should've seen my initial numb-shock and later, the spectacle of my crying into my pillow and shaking my fists when I finally saw alleged pics of Holly, Daisy, Twylight and C.Lee. :( x 100

[DOG LIPS]

Master Chief must REALLY want WS to win.
..Wait.... fake names are not allowed right? Is MC on meth again? :confused:

[Master Chief]

..Wait.... fake names are not allowed right? Is MC on meth again? :confused:

heroin... :mad: and I did coke lines off a urinal after it was sanitized

[Erzengel]

Amateur. Everybody knows it's better done off a naked hooker's ass!!!!

[DOG LIPS]

heroin... :mad: and I did coke lines off a urinal after it was sanitized
You better not be on meth. A certain monster-man would beat your skin until it was like raw pork. :mad:

[Master Chief]

Amateur. Everybody knows it's better done off a naked hooker's ass!!!!

Only Doogie Howser is kickass enough to do that, I feel I'd be doing the deed an injustice for not being Doogie.

[Lackey]

didn't Wilhelm say he didn't like it when people don't vote for themselves :confused:

[Holly Goodhead]

Wilhelm - 15
DL - 20

[passerby]

DL rules!
Wilhelm knows my secret.

[Da Docta]

You live in Ethiopia? :eek:

[passerby]

You live in Ethiopia? :eek:

No, but you lurk way too much.

[Da Docta]

I dun follow.

[Holly Goodhead]

passerby = mamas boy

[passerby]

passerby = mamas boy

Toven=Daddy's whore

[Holly Goodhead]

I love my Daddy

[passerby]

I love my Daddy

I love my Mommy
and my Daddy
Sister at times
Lil bro all the time
Puppies are so cute with the names of Holly, Daisy, and Shelby

[Erzengel]

I love my Daddy
I just have to quote that for posterity. :o

[Holly Goodhead]

Thats a little strange.

[passerby]

Thats a little strange.

What is?