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Kool-Aid
05-08-2006, 10:35 PM
So Batman's been smiling more in the books and at the end of Infinite Crisis. In all these times its come acrossed real creepy. The whole time during Infinite Crisis he was like :mad: and :batman: then busts out with a :D. Its been like this in Batman and the Detective book. It makes the hairs on my arm stick up. Batman smiling is disturbing.
Kool-Aid
05-08-2006, 10:38 PM
It almost looks like he's straining the muscles in his face when he's doing it here.
http://img336.imageshack.us/my.php?image=scan00331oa.jpg
deathshead2
05-08-2006, 10:39 PM
It almost looks like he's straining the muscles in his face when he's doing it here.
http://img336.imageshack.us/my.php?image=scan00331oa.jpgwell what do you expect he hasn't smiled in a long time.
Rynan
05-08-2006, 10:45 PM
With that page, I have a new faith in Batman comics.
Kool-Aid
05-08-2006, 10:48 PM
Its like when goth kids smile. LOL
Kool-Aid
05-08-2006, 10:49 PM
With that page, I have a new faith in Batman comics.


That he will finally come outta the closet?


LOL J/K;)
Snooogs :up::)
CConn
05-09-2006, 01:59 AM
http://img2.imagepile.net/img2/140797426.jpg
Hades
05-09-2006, 02:06 AM
I seldom smile, it almost hurts my face when i do.
La The Darkman
05-09-2006, 03:20 AM
I seldom smile, it almost hurts my face when i do.

ditto, besides people who smile ALL the time seem suspicious to me.
MaskedManJRK
05-09-2006, 09:28 AM
Its like when goth kids smile. LOL

Well...Batman IS a bit of an over-grown Goth kid...:o
The Question
05-09-2006, 09:47 AM
Basically. I have no problem if he's smiling, but not when in costume. That's when he's on the job. And the job reminds him about how ****ty the world is.
batmaluco
05-09-2006, 02:34 PM
Actually, Batman had an idiotic smile stamped on his face for decades, as we all know...
http://www.goldenagebatman.com/bathead.jpg
snipe
05-09-2006, 03:11 PM
http://www.thebatsquad.net/_images/venom.jpg
MaskedManJRK
05-09-2006, 06:51 PM
Basically. I have no problem if he's smiling, but not when in costume. That's when he's on the job. And the job reminds him about how ****ty the world is.

Well...I always thought he would have a bit of a dark, morbid sense of humor sometimes, so making a dark crack on what might happen to a criminal if he doesn't fess up the info and then giving him a disturbing-looking smirk would do wonders.
cerealkiller182
05-09-2006, 06:55 PM
It almost looks like he's straining the muscles in his face when he's doing it here.
http://img336.imageshack.us/my.php?image=scan00331oa.jpg

Thats Bruce, is it safe to say he wasnt in complete Bat-character.

I thought it was pretty wierd when he laughed at the Joker's joke in the Killing Joke.

It was kinda wierd when he laughed in BB:ROTJ movie.
ChrisBaleBatman
05-09-2006, 07:12 PM
He was hit with laughing gas in ROTJ.

I thought it was nicely done in Killing Joke.

But, yeah....a smiling Batman......creepy. I think a smiling Batman may actually be more psychotic than a silent Batman. Ie, All Star Batman and Robin.
CConn
05-09-2006, 07:21 PM
I just realized this thread is about Bruce smiling being creepy.

No offense, Kool-Aid, but what the hell is wrong with you? Bruce Wayne smiles all the time. Hell, it's an integral part of his "playboy" persona. Begone with this poppycock.
Venom.X
05-09-2006, 07:26 PM
It looks natural to see him (Bruce) smile. Batman is another case altogether. And when Batman smiles, I think we're supposed to find him imtimidating. Does he really makes your hairs stand on end? Good! That's the point! When Batman smiles, you KNOW something's up.
Kool-Aid
05-09-2006, 07:38 PM
I just realized this thread is about Bruce smiling being creepy.

No offense, Kool-Aid, but what the hell is wrong with you? Bruce Wayne smiles all the time. Hell, it's an integral part of his "playboy" persona. Begone with this poppycock.


They don't really show the "playboy" persona part to often. Its still weird when they do Mr/Miss Poppycock.:p
ChrisBaleBatman
05-09-2006, 08:42 PM
Enough of this jibber jabber....Bruce smiles....Batman shouldn't....
Kool-Aid
05-09-2006, 08:50 PM
Contrarty to popular belief, Mr. T actully taught quantum physics, while at the same time proving it to be a bunch of Jibba Jabba. This is what we call Newtons first law.

http://img61.imageshack.us/img61/3212/mrt5rx.jpg (http://imageshack.us)
ChrisBaleBatman
05-09-2006, 09:50 PM
He also invented that hat.

True story.
Lone Wolf
05-09-2006, 10:12 PM
Since OYL began he's been smiling quite a few times while in the suit, which I have not one complaint about since it's not the first time he's done it. But I agree, only when he's Bruce Wayne he should manage one though he always has everyone now and then. Batman should always be about the fear element, after all, it's his REAL face.
GreatGuardsman!
05-09-2006, 10:56 PM
Since OYL began he's been smiling quite a few times while in the suit, which I have not one complaint about since it's not the first time he's done it. But I agree, only when he's Bruce Wayne he should manage one though he always has everyone now and then. Batman should always be about the fear element, after all, it's his REAL face.

:batman::up: :up: :up:
hippie_hunter
05-10-2006, 07:37 PM
Where's the picture of him from the issue of Catwoman with him smiling holding a teddy bear when you need it?
CConn
05-10-2006, 09:51 PM
Where's the picture of him from the issue of Catwoman with him smiling holding a teddy bear when you need it?In the depth of my computer; next to pics of manips of Nathan Fillion as Captain America and lesbian porn. :o

Yeah, yeah, I know, TMI. :(

http://img2.imagepile.net/img2/78874815.jpg
Lazlo Panaflex
05-10-2006, 10:40 PM
You knew someone had to post this picture.

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v724/panaf/1447E1.jpg
The Question
05-10-2006, 10:48 PM
In the depth of my computer; next to pics of manips of Nathan Fillion as Captain America and lesbian porn. :o


Dude, I need to see that. Not the porn, the manips. Not that I don't want to see the porn, but It'd probably get both of us banned.
Pksoze
05-10-2006, 10:49 PM
You knew someone had to post this picture.

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v724/panaf/1447E1.jpg


:eek: :eek:
CConn
05-10-2006, 11:05 PM
Dude, I need to see that. Not the porn, the manips. Not that I don't want to see the porn, but It'd probably get both of us banned.Oh they don't exist. I wish they did.

The porn's real though.
MaskedManJRK
05-10-2006, 11:34 PM
You knew someone had to post this picture.

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v724/panaf/1447E1.jpg

I just started to scream like a girl and cry. I hope your f**king proud of yourself. :(
MaskedManJRK
05-10-2006, 11:35 PM
In the depth of my computer; next to pics of manips of Nathan Fillion as Captain America and lesbian porn. :o

Yeah, yeah, I know, TMI. :(

http://img2.imagepile.net/img2/78874815.jpg

Hey, a pimp's gotta keep his hoes happy. :cool:

Espicially if the kid is his...:o
CConn
05-11-2006, 12:17 AM
He does half a little bit of a pimp smirk, doesn't he?

Do...do you think he backhands the bear?
theMan-Bat
05-11-2006, 01:17 AM
http://i6.photobucket.com/albums/y227/rudeboy-/spoof000084.jpg
Kool-Aid
05-11-2006, 03:40 AM
Nips...aaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhh :eek:
nite-owl
05-11-2006, 03:46 AM
http://i6.photobucket.com/albums/y227/rudeboy-/spoof000084.jpg

That old woman is repulsed by the costumes she can't even look at them.
batman2505
05-11-2006, 10:30 PM
screw u george clooney u ruined batman........................sobbing
MaskedManJRK
05-11-2006, 11:18 PM
He does half a little bit of a pimp smirk, doesn't he?

Do...do you think he backhands the bear?

Nah, he doesn't have to backhand any of his hoes--he just has to give the Bat-Glare. :o
Fledermaus
05-11-2006, 11:23 PM
That old woman is repulsed by the costumes she can't even look at them.

She's repulsed because she's Bob Kane's wife. And Bob doesn't like bat-nipples.
ChrisBaleBatman
05-12-2006, 01:06 AM
Backhands the bear?

Well....if that damn bear hold out on him, ya know he's got no choice.
nite-owl
05-12-2006, 10:01 AM
She's repulsed because she's Bob Kane's wife. And Bob doesn't like bat-nipples.

I know it was joke thats all.:)