Batman Vs. Wonder Woman

[batman2505]

i think batman will kick her ass but does he have the balls to hit her and win?

[rodhulk]

WW easily, if you know her power.

[Strange]

I think he has hit it before:D

[The Lumberjack]

This might work in the comic book forum since it's about........you know......a comic book.

[batman2505]

were did u get the picture of carlton dancing its histerical

[The Lumberjack]

I got it in the DC Comics forum. You should check that place out.

[ampersand]

Guess what, batman? You've been
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[Anubis]

Hah

[XFanTim]

Wonder Woman is almost as powerful as Superman, and doesn't have his weaknesses.

Batman doesn't stand a chance.

[Calendar Man]

If the Cheetah can give Wonder Woman a run for her money...Batman is taking her down every time. All hail Batgod!

[Tropico]

Sure Batman will giver her a kick in the ass and then he'll und up checking out his own back. You know, kinda like Maxwell Lord ended up.:up:

[Calendar Man]

Sure Batman will giver her a kick in the ass and then he'll und up checking out his own back. You know, kinda like Maxwell Lord ended up.:up:

Oh come on you know Bats would outsmart her somehow. He'd probabley end up making sweet love to her amazonian ass.

[hippie_hunter]

Read the Hiketia (spelled wrong I know)

I hated the fight (Batman should never grovel :mad: ) but Wonder Woman kicked Batman's ass.

Batman's main strength is his personality. Like what was said in the recent issue of Firestorm: The Nuclear Man. Firestorm had the power to rip his head off, but even he was shaking at the knees. Which in Firestorm's mind, was completely awesome!

[Tropico]

Oh come on you know Bats would outsmart her somehow. He'd probabley end up making sweet love to her amazonian ass.

Actually.......no, I don't. I mean, unless we get these ludicrous super-prep-time scenarios where he has had months to prepare (yet WW is totally clueless) and he gets I don't know how many people and machines to help him. Then there's a good chance that Bats could win. Her tiara slit open Superman's throat. Superman couldn't avoid her freakin' tiara! And I'm expected to believe Batman would?! Puh-leeze!

You know the other heroes would be trying to keep a straight face when they were told that Batman was decapitated by a flying tiara. C'mon, admit it!:D

[ampersand]

dude, increasing your post count like that is a very bad idea

[The Riddler]

wonder woman without question.

same with those crazy spider-man versus batman polls; spidey would easily win.

however, i think we are using too much logic and we're forgetting that batman with prep time is a freakin' god, capable of accomplishing any single feat imaginable.

[LadyVader]

^Yeah! He can even probably give birth! :D

[Anubis]

Again I say, Hah

[C. Lee]

the winner is
Not you.....your spamming spree last night just cost you 30 posts...next time is probation.

[yenaled]

They'd just get all sweaty and make out.

[TheCorpulent1]

You mean Batman would get all sweaty from being totally ineffective against Wonder Woman while she just stands there, right? ;)

[chuckymack]

After getting his @$$ handed to him, Batman would buy her Invisible Jet just to piss her off.

[Tropico]

You mean Batman would get all sweaty from being totally ineffective against Wonder Woman while she just stands there, right? ;)

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[TheCorpulent1]

Hahaha :up:

[BrianWilly]

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[Purple Man]

If Wonder Woman has her heart set on something, Batman can't stop her.

Those are probably the coolest smilies I've ever seen.

Pow!

Read my sig

[Tropico]

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This reminds me so much of the "One punch, ONE PUNCH!" deal with Guy. :D

[Dr. Mid-Nite]

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[The Flash!]

^ Bat-pimp! http://www.superherohype.com/forums/images/icons/icon10.gif

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[Cyclops]

Eh, Wonder Woman's a fake Amazonian anyway. If she was really an Amazon, she'd have lopped off one of her boobs so it doesn't get in the way of her mad archery skillz.

[hippie_hunter]

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Why the hell is Starfire with Tim Drake instead of Nightwing? And Troia never had any relationship with Nightwing. At least there was some form of a romance between Batman and Wonder Woman.

[Batmanx]

WonderWoman would just start 2 laugh at Batman , and tell him 2 get a life with Catwoman...
Lets get real with this scene with Batman vs. WonderWoman , out come WonderWomans wins hands dn...

[Purple Man]

Why the hell is Starfire with Tim Drake instead of Nightwing? And Troia never had any relationship with Nightwing. At least there was some form of a romance between Batman and Wonder Woman.

Because a lot of the people who write fan fiction are sick sick people.

Wonder Woman probably has a penis in that picture as well.

[Hawkeye]

http://www.comicartcommunity.com/gallery/data/media/52/Batman-WW-SM_2.jpg

[jaydawg]

WonderWoman would just start 2 laugh at Batman , and tell him 2 get a life with Catwoman...
Lets get real with this scene with Batman vs. WonderWoman , out come WonderWomans wins hands dn...
And then someone tells you 2 stop writing to with a 2.

[TheFalcon]

Wonder Woman has almost all of the powers of Superman and she doesn't hold back so I don't think Batman would stand much of a chance.

However there's probably a bigger chance that they'll start kissing rather than killing each other.

[Super_Child]

I wish DC would tone down WonderWomans power. I would rather she just be a very skilled human fighter like Batman is. But as an amazonian she would still beat Batman only just...

[Anubis]

Why?

[Symbiotic Venom]

WonderWomen Vs Batman? Batman doesnt have powers so WonderWomen would win totally win.

[jaydawg]

I wish DC would tone down WonderWomans power. I would rather she just be a very skilled human fighter like Batman is. But as an amazonian she would still beat Batman only just...
So she'd be Batgirl? :o

[The Question]

I wish DC would tone down WonderWomans power. I would rather she just be a very skilled human fighter like Batman is. But as an amazonian she would still beat Batman only just...


Why the hell would that be a good idea? Wonder Woman's always been close to Superman in terms of power.

[Harlekin]

I wish DC would tone down WonderWomans power. I would rather she just be a very skilled human fighter like Batman is. But as an amazonian she would still beat Batman only just...
Tried that. Failed horribly.

[Anubis]

Yeah....

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[BAH HUMBBUG!]

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Thank you for that :up:

[TheCorpulent1]

Why the hell would that be a good idea? Wonder Woman's always been close to Superman in terms of power.
I've never understood why people have a problem with powers. They're part of the foundation of comics. :confused:

[Silicon Surfer]

Yeah, those depowered WW stories were pretty bad. They started giving her powers back to her fairly quickly.

[TheCorpulent1]

The next batch of depowered Wondie stories were pretty bad, too. Although I did grow to like her replacement Artemis.

[The Batman]

Wondy would whoop Bats ass so fast....

however, i did always like the idea of them being sparring partners

[Grim Goblin]

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Come on, you can clearly see he's smiling about it! What we're seeing is obviously some form of super-hero foreplay between the two of them.

:D sorry, couldn't resist the obvious joke. I'm leaving now ;)

[The Question]

I've never understood why people have a problem with powers. They're part of the foundation of comics. :confused:


I have nothing against powers. Now, they can and have taken the powers too far, like Superman juggling planets. But that has more to do with how well that works in a story than the fact that he has powers in the first place.

[TheCorpulent1]

I didn't mean to imply you had a problem with powers, I just quoted your post because it was in reference to the other post and I was too lazy to go back to the last page.

[The Question]

Oh, I know. I was just adding. I think powers are great when used well. Superman outracing lightbeams and bench pressing Jupiter isn't using them well, for the simple fact that it leads to rather stupid or uninteresting stories.

[TheCorpulent1]

It depends. Extremely high power levels work for some.

[The Question]

Yeah, but in the right context. It works for The Spectre, because he rarely fights, by his nature tends to stay out of human affairs, ans hwen he does fight, it's usually in space or in some other dimension, so no one gets hurt in the crossfire. With Superman, not so much. If he's that powerful, that means that his enemies are that powerful. If he can survive a blast equivalent to the force of one million nuclear explosions, then that means The Parasite and Bizarro and The Atomic Skull should be able to punhc with roughly that amount of force. So, when Superman and one of his enemies fight in the heart of Metropolis, how come the shockwaves don't flatten North America? Doesn't work.

[TheCorpulent1]

It works just fine for me. Comics are like 60% about suspension of disbelief.

[Super_Child]

Why the hell would that be a good idea? Wonder Woman's always been close to Superman in terms of power.

And that I don't like. Actually I don't like WW much at all.

[The Question]

It works just fine for me. Comics are like 60% about suspension of disbelief.

I know. But if you're required to suspend too much disbelief, it can get kind of stupid. I'd rather have Superman with lower power levels, like he had during Man of Steel. It just works better storywise overall, I think.

And that I don't like.

Why not?

Actually I don't like WW much at all.

Again, why not?

[bulok]

Haven't you guys learned anything from the Tower of Babel storyline? Talking about prep time an' stuff like Batman's just sitting up at the watchtower having a glass of milk and oreos with the Martian Manhunter. All this time he's been in the JLA has been a prep time.

Batman's no boyscout. He says he's not keeping a dossier on the League but you know that mofo is packin. If he and WW ever get in a fight, she's toast.

[The Question]

That makes no sense. That's saying that the entire fight would be on Batman's terms. And very rarely is anyone that lucky. If Wonder Woman just randomly poped out of nowhere and challanged Batman to a fight, he'd get his ass kicked.

[LadyVader]

The only thing that Batman had to stop Wonder Woman with was a chip that supposedly made her believe she was fighting someone but it was all in her head. The idea was that she'd simply never quit and just exhaust herself to death. The problem I saw with this solution is that I think the Lasso of Truth would protect her from any kind of mind control.

So in other words, Batman has nothing on Wonder Woman.

[The Question]

And, also, Wonder Woman isn't an idiot. While she is an warrior, she's also a diplomat. She'd try and figure out why her oponent was atacking her. Eventually, I think she'd figure out that it was an illusion.

[LadyVader]

She didn't figure it out in Tower of Babel. :(

[The Question]

Yeah. That whole storyline (and most of the Batman "prep time" wins) work on the assumption that everyone he fights is mentally impared.

[LadyVader]

Actually, I liked the idea that Batman has plans on how to take down the League. What I hate is the fact that he apparentely has trouble holding on to those plans!
:)

[The Question]

Some of the plans were somewhat flawed (like the Wonder Woman one). What I don't like is that he seemingly invented all of these things in the cave by himself in his free time. I mean, I know he's smart, but that's a bit of a streatch. And, also, I don't see why he'd need The Scarecrow's fear gas for Aquaman. He could just have infected him with rabies.

[TheCorpulent1]

His solution for Aquaman wouldn't work anymore anyway. He doesn't need to return to water anymore, and his water hand could probably purge the fear gas from his system.

[The Question]

Very true. Just saying, at the time, infecting him with rabies would have made alot more sense. Causes hydrophobia (plus a bunch of other unpleasant symptoms), and it would be much easyer to obtain.

[TheCorpulent1]

Yeah, but then he'd have rabies and that's not as cool as the Scarecrow's fear gas. I doubt Batman really has trouble getting ahold of the fear gas anyway. Doesn't he have a cure for it already? He probably felt he could control the effects of the Scarecrow's gas easier than he could rabies. Remember, Orin's not actually human, so there's no telling how human diseases would work on him. Of course, the same could go for the fear gas, but maybe Bats felt more comfortable with that for some reason.

[The Question]

Yeah, I guess the gas would be easyer to control.

[Lackey]

Very true. Just saying, at the time, infecting him with rabies would have made alot more sense. Causes hydrophobia (plus a bunch of other unpleasant symptoms), and it would be much easyer to obtain.


Rabies doesn't give everyone hydrophobia and it's definitely not as severe a phobia as Scarecrow's fear gas causes and it doesn't work instantly like the fear gas, it takes days.

[GoldenAgeHero]

i like batman's contingency plans, and impretty sure he's updated them. i wish a writerwouldshow an update of his secret stash.

[SouLeSS]

Batman would lose.

Know why? Because hes human. He has no special powers. All he has is his gadgets and preptime.

[BrianWilly]

Batman's Babel solution for Wonder Woman really was all kinds of stupid. So...she'll just keep fighting and then...uh, she'll fight and...wait...what?...huh?

It was almost as stupid as the way that alien machine guy tried to exploid her weakness in that recent JLA Classified storyline. "If you have no solid ground to fight on, you'll surely lose!" But...doesn't she fly?? It just goes to show, almost no one has been able to get Wonder Woman right in JLA stories.

[TheCorpulent1]

The Wonder Woman solution seemed like a temporary measure, which makes sense to me. Same with Aquaman. And Batman designed them that way. Batman knew that at the time Aquaman would die without being exposed to water again at some point, and the narration for Wonder Woman pretty much says that she would fight herself to death, plus we can infer that she would figure out the ruse eventually if that didn't happen. But we know that Batman doesn't kill. People keep referring to the Tower of Babel plans as Batman's plans to take down the JLA, but that's not what they were. They were contingency measures to incapacitate the JLA in case they were mind controlled or something. Batman has access to the Scarecrow's fear gas, but he also has access to an antidote for it. Presumably he'd let Aquaman get weakened by his inability to replenish himself with water, then he'd move in while he was weak and figure out a way to get him back to normal, then he'd give him the antidote. It's not like Batman created the plans in order to actually kill the JLA. Some of them are questionable in that respect (most notably J'onn's), but the implication I got was that all of the plans were meant for temporary incapacitation only.

[LadyVader]

Ok, temporarly take them down, but still... most of those means implied a great deal of pain and suffering.

[TheCorpulent1]

Well, Batman temporarily takes down normal thugs by breaking bones. ;)

I agree, though. As I said, J'onn's especially was pretty damn harsh. The only justification I can think of for that is that he knew J'onn well enough to know he's tough enough to take it.

[Lackey]

Batman's Babel solution for Wonder Woman really was all kinds of stupid. So...she'll just keep fighting and then...uh, she'll fight and...wait...what?...huh?

It was almost as stupid as the way that alien machine guy tried to exploid her weakness in that recent JLA Classified storyline. "If you have no solid ground to fight on, you'll surely lose!" But...doesn't she fly?? It just goes to show, almost no one has been able to get Wonder Woman right in JLA stories.


plus there's what LadyVader mentioned before... one of Wonder Woman's abilities is that she can see through illusions, halucinations, etc. ...it shouldn't have worked at all.

[TheCorpulent1]

I thought that could only be applied to other people and things that she roped up with the lasso. She's been fooled by magic before, after all. Or are you talking about if Batman tried to repeat that plan now that she's got Athena's eyes?

[Lackey]

I thought that could only be applied to other people and things that she roped up with the lasso. She's been fooled by magic before, after all. Or are you talking about if Batman tried to repeat that plan now that she's got Athena's eyes?

no, that ability is apart from the lasso, which is why Dr. Psycho doesn't attack her directly, he really can't.

powerful magic is one thing... a little electronic bug in your ear is another

[Purple Man]

Well, Batman temporarily takes down normal thugs by breaking bones. ;)

I agree, though. As I said, J'onn's especially was pretty damn harsh. The only justification I can think of for that is that he knew J'onn well enough to know he's tough enough to take it.

But how could he know J'onn would survive? Or Arthur after becoming afraid of water. Or maybe freezing and shattering Plastic Man.

[TheCorpulent1]

Because he's seen J'onn get burned and weakened but come out all right. He's seen Arthur go prolonged periods without water. He knows his teammates like the back of his hand.

[BrianWilly]

To be fair, her immunity against illusions was a fairly recent addition to her arsenal as of the last four or five years. When she first fought Dr. Psycho post-Crisis, for example, she got hoodwinked just like everyone else. I remember she had to use her lasso on herself, and even that didn't work immediately.

[Harlekin]

I was never too bothered by the Bat's contigency plans. Heck, J'Onn had them back in the day as well.

[Anubis]

The immunity to illusions is very recent. She got it when she got Athena's eyes.

[BrianWilly]

Actually, she got it a little before, more or less around the start of Rucka's run. She fought Dr. Psycho during the Stoned storyline and his illusions had no effect on her.