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I was just wondering, just how many women (besides the groupies) has Batman been w/? And is he, as I'd hoped, truly the biggest whore in all of comics?
Fledermaus
05-24-2006, 09:22 AM
I don't think Batman gets much use out of his bat-mangina. But look no further than his trusty sidekick, Dick. He's right up there with Arsenal win it comes to man-whoring. But the biggest Man-Whore in the DCU (IMO) is Green Arrow. And Bat-Whore would have been a better title to this thread.
MaskedManJRK
05-24-2006, 09:30 AM
Yeah, right now his definate hit list has been:
Catwoman
Talia
Silver St. Cloud
And it's possible he might have done it with Wonder Woman and I have the distinct feeling that him and Black Canary might hook up at some point.
Not that much of a whore, but have no fear--when Grant Morrison hits the title, he plans to get Bats plenty of bootay. :cool:
Ultimate_Superman
05-24-2006, 10:00 AM
He hasn't done it with Wonder Woman he stays to the women of Gotham. Now GA on the other hand is a man who might be a bigger man-whore then Iron Man and that is saying alot if you have seen the Iron-Man man whore chart.
ToddIsDead
05-24-2006, 10:41 AM
I've seen the Iron Man whore chart, and it's pretty hard to top, but I think Ollie has. He is the epitone of man-whores.
Ultimate_Superman
05-24-2006, 10:49 AM
I've seen the Iron Man whore chart, and it's pretty hard to top, but I think Ollie has. He is the epitone of man-whores.Yes it is and I am shocked that Ollie topped that a while ago. I mean when you can hit on a married woman in front of her husband and sleep with 18 year olds you are a Man-Whore
Silver Sable
05-24-2006, 12:08 PM
Don't forget about Andrea Beaumont
ToddIsDead
05-24-2006, 12:26 PM
That doesn't really count in comic continuity.
Silver Sable
05-24-2006, 12:33 PM
I forgot.Sorry
ToddIsDead
05-24-2006, 12:34 PM
No need to apologise.
Batman/Joker
05-24-2006, 04:53 PM
He really is a pimp, ain't he?
Batman/Joker
05-24-2006, 04:53 PM
But we all know Nightwing tops them all. :D
ChrisBaleBatman
05-25-2006, 12:06 AM
Well, let's count....I love lists. We know Vesper Fairchild is on the hit list, as is Talia, Selina, Silver, and Julie.
I'm guessing super models don't count either though, sure Bats has plowed a ton.......
SouLeSS
05-25-2006, 02:29 AM
Yeah, but think about how long Batman has been around. Say he's had 5 chicks. Thats less than one a decade, not much of a whore if you ask me.
The Joker
05-25-2006, 08:08 AM
Daredevil is a huge whore...so was the Punisher back in the day, he would sleep with anything that moved regardless of the whole his family just having been killed thing...
ToddIsDead
05-25-2006, 09:36 AM
Daredevil is a huge whore...so was the Punisher back in the day, he would sleep with anything that moved regardless of the whole his family just having been killed thing...
I think the thing with Punisher is just bad writing. If it were up to me, he'd remain celibate for the duration of his vigilante career.
I don't think Batman gets much use out of his bat-mangina. But look no further than his trusty sidekick, Dick. He's right up there with Arsenal win it comes to man-whoring. But the biggest Man-Whore in the DCU (IMO) is Green Arrow. And Bat-Whore would have been a better title to this thread.
Aw man. You didn't like my play on words? BatMan-Whore. I thought that was pretty cool.
Well, let's count....I love lists. We know Vesper Fairchild is on the hit list, as is Talia, Selina, Silver, and Julie.
I'm guessing super models don't count either though, sure Bats has plowed a ton.......
Exactly. Why's everybody ruling them out? But, besides Talia, Catwoman, Silver, Vesper, Wonder Woman, there has to have been more than that. What about Vicki Vale, Shondra, Sasha, and others. Oh and can someone fill me in about something. I was wondering if he ever had anything w/ Lois Lane. They seemed a little too friendly in Hush. Also, the GA's been bangin 18 yr. olds. Damn......... f**k Batman, he's got me beat. He is now one of my favorites. He always was, but now.................. Someone please expound on his whoredom.
Ultimate_Superman
05-25-2006, 02:26 PM
Batman did not do anything with Wonder Woman or Lois.
MaskedManJRK
05-25-2006, 02:57 PM
Batman did not do anything with Wonder Woman or Lois.
Comics, true.
Timmverse, not true at all. Bats clearly tapped that ass. :o
Ultimate_Superman
05-25-2006, 03:12 PM
LOL Lois maybe WW no. If were going by the Timmverse. Though I guess thats why they left us wondering on that one. Because of Superman's history with Lois.
ChrisBaleBatman
05-25-2006, 03:26 PM
Nah...Batman tapped Wonder Woman for sure in Timmverse. I mean, it's not as blunt as Shaira banging Hawkman.....but behind the scenes....ya know Bats hit that. Lois....yes, her too....which...I dunno...was wierd. I mean, from that point on....Bats could always say, "Well I might not be from Krypton, But I did **** your wife...*****!"
I dunno....didn't Batman and Wonder Woman start their romance exclusivly on the JLA comic?
storyteller
05-27-2006, 03:20 PM
Given batmans number of girls he actually wanted to have relationships with, its like closer to supes.
ChrisBaleBatman
05-27-2006, 05:42 PM
Supes?!
Superman's only tapped like 2 chicks. Lana and Lois. That's about it....
boywondernerdDC
05-27-2006, 10:00 PM
supes taps ass so fast it cant be drawn
Zilleraut #66
05-28-2006, 10:34 AM
In print or on screen, everyone needs to kneel before Adam West. I hear he charges an extra $10 at autograph sessions to let people smell his fingers.
ToddIsDead
05-28-2006, 10:39 AM
I lost a lot of respect for Adan West when he started charging 60 bucks for an autographed color photo...
Red Mask
05-28-2006, 11:08 AM
He really is a pimp, ain't he?
Hate the game, not the player. Fandom made him a sex hero because we want to see him with women.
The Joker
05-28-2006, 11:44 AM
I think the thing with Punisher is just bad writing. If it were up to me, he'd remain celibate for the duration of his vigilante career.
No, I think him still having sex makes sense. The thing is, he has no emotional attatchment to any of the women he does it with, for him it's purely physical to relieve tension, because if you don't do that, your body isn't going to like it much, especially when you're under the constant stress of fighting a one man war on crime.
ToddIsDead
05-28-2006, 11:46 AM
No, I think him still having sex makes sense. The thing is, he has no emotional attatchment to any of the women he does it with, for him it's purely physical to relieve tension, because if you don't do that, your body isn't going to like it much, especially when you're under the constant stress of fighting a one man war on crime.
That makes sense too. You've got to get some relief some time.
Yeah, right now his definate hit list has been:
Catwoman
Talia
Silver St. Cloud
And it's possible he might have done it with Wonder Woman and I have the distinct feeling that him and Black Canary might hook up at some point.
Not that much of a whore, but have no fear--when Grant Morrison hits the title, he plans to get Bats plenty of bootay. :cool:
Which title is Morrison doing?
The BatDude
05-29-2006, 12:14 AM
he'll be writing Batman
The BatDude
05-29-2006, 12:25 AM
BatMan-Whore list
Catwoman
Silver St. Cloud
Poison Ivy
Dr. Chase Meridian
Batwoman (Kathy Kane)
Sasha Bordeaux
Talia al Ghul
Vicki Vale
Julie Madison
Zatanna
Linda Page
Shondra Kinsolving
Vesper Fairchild
and some Super Models
Red Mask
05-29-2006, 05:38 AM
Gigalo. Bat-Gigalo.
Prognosticator
05-29-2006, 02:17 PM
I just wanted to mark this thread, i'll come back and investigate with interest later.
Kritish
05-30-2006, 10:02 AM
I think the thing with Punisher is just bad writing. If it were up to me, he'd remain celibate for the duration of his vigilante career.
Yeah, and Daredevil has always been a whore.
nite-owl
05-30-2006, 11:03 AM
hey Lord Siva, I said that quote in your sig not ToddisDead.
Prognosticator
05-30-2006, 11:07 AM
I've seen the Iron Man whore chart, and it's pretty hard to top, but I think Ollie has. He is the epitone of man-whores.
does someone have that chart handy?
Prognosticator
05-30-2006, 11:15 AM
BatMan-Whore list
Catwoman
Silver St. Cloud
Poison Ivy
Dr. Chase Meridian
Batwoman (Kathy Kane)
Sasha Bordeaux
Talia al Ghul
Vicki Vale
Julie Madison
Zatanna
Linda Page
Shondra Kinsolving
Vesper Fairchild
and some Super Models
Bats absolutely did NOT bang Ivy, Batman's got his standards for sure! And Zatanna??? Someone give me an issue # on that one! I don't think he nailed Batwoman either, that's just my impression. And what the last panel on OMAC #6?!?!? ...Batman was DEFINITELY giving Sasha-Robotica a pity kiss!! There's NO WAY he's attracted to her! That's like when the woman needs confidence or else she's going to commit suicide. So Batman basically kissed her to save her Robot ass!
Prognosticator
05-30-2006, 11:16 AM
I don't think Vicki Vale falls into modern continuity of Batman's conquests.
The BatDude
05-30-2006, 05:41 PM
Bats absolutely did NOT bang Ivy, Batman's got his standards for sure! And Zatanna??? Someone give me an issue # on that one! I don't think he nailed Batwoman either, that's just my impression. And what the last panel on OMAC #6?!?!? ...Batman was DEFINITELY giving Sasha-Robotica a pity kiss!! There's NO WAY he's attracted to her! That's like when the woman needs confidence or else she's going to commit suicide. So Batman basically kissed her to save her Robot ass!
Bats boned Ivy back in The Long Halloween. It was really Bruce but who cares.
super85
05-30-2006, 05:59 PM
I don't think Vicki Vale falls into modern continuity of Batman's conquests.
She did appear,and dated Bruce Wayne in the early late 80s and early 90s comics,often written by Alan Grant and drawn by Norm Breyfogle. So I would say that Bruce has given some of that Batluuuv to Vicky in modern continuity.
ToddIsDead
05-30-2006, 08:52 PM
hey Lord Siva, I said that quote in your sig not ToddisDead.
I just noticed that a few hours ago and pmed him. I wonder how that happened :confused:
nite-owl
05-31-2006, 04:05 AM
I just noticed that a few hours ago and pmed him. I wonder how that happened :confused:
It's you trying to steal all my glory is in it:mad:
Prognosticator
05-31-2006, 02:50 PM
Bats boned Ivy back in The Long Halloween. It was really Bruce but who cares.
I don't even remember Jeph alluding to that. She seduced him for sure! But her agenda might have been elsewhere.
Prognosticator
05-31-2006, 02:52 PM
She did appear,and dated Bruce Wayne in the early late 80s and early 90s comics,often written by Alan Grant and drawn by Norm Breyfogle. So I would say that Bruce has given some of that Batluuuv to Vicky in modern continuity.
I stand corrected on the Vick-Vale issue. I was hit-and-miss with Batcomics in that era. I've only rediscovered many of them in the last few years.
ToddIsDead
05-31-2006, 03:22 PM
It's you trying to steal all my glory is in it:mad:
:eek: You found out my master plan!
Fledermaus
05-31-2006, 04:07 PM
I don't even remember Jeph alluding to that. She seduced him for sure! But her agenda might have been elsewhere.
Deep down inside her pants.
Prognosticator
05-31-2006, 04:21 PM
Deep down inside her pants.
If bruce put his hand down her pants he'd probably prick himself on thorns & thistles, another reason her agenda would cause problems.
MaskedManJRK
05-31-2006, 04:51 PM
I don't even remember Jeph alluding to that. She seduced him for sure! But her agenda might have been elsewhere.
Yeah, she was contracted by Carmine Falcone to seduce Wayne and let Falcone's stocks go into Gotham Bank (which Wayne is apparently a board member of). But, at the end of that issue, they show the both of them in a quansi-sexual position thing--they didn't come right out and SAY it, but you can definately imagine it happened.
As for Zantana, I believe that was in B:TAS, they didn't explicitly say it (it was on a children's cartoon, for Christ's sake), but the two were REALLY friendly at one point.
Fledermaus
05-31-2006, 04:51 PM
Thanks for putting that image in my head, Prognosticator.
MaskedManJRK
05-31-2006, 04:57 PM
If bruce put his hand down her pants he'd probably prick himself on thorns & thistles, another reason her agenda would cause problems.
Puts a whole new meaning to the terms "Genital Sores", doesn't it? :o
But I don't think it would be that bad--even the most obsessive of gardeneers still need to shave their bushes. :o :o
Prognosticator
05-31-2006, 04:59 PM
If Dick Grayson banged Ivy he'd have to change his first name to Bruised...
MaskedManJRK
05-31-2006, 05:01 PM
If Dick Grayson banged Ivy he'd have to change his first name to Bruised...
Like I said, it can't be THAT bad...besides, Harley seems to enjoy it fine. :o
Fledermaus
05-31-2006, 05:04 PM
You think Poison Ivy hired Harley to be her groundskeeper? You know, keep center field trimmed down?
Prognosticator
05-31-2006, 05:42 PM
But Poison Ivy being the plant enthusiast she is, I would bet she would be against cutting down any bushes...
MaskedManJRK
05-31-2006, 06:28 PM
But Poison Ivy being the plant enthusiast she is, I would bet she would be against cutting down any bushes...
Well, cutting down the smaller limbs of a plant is what helps make it grow. I assume it is the same for her...
Prognosticator
05-31-2006, 09:29 PM
But you know how she likes things WILD and uninhabitable! One might naturally assume the same for personal shrubbery. :down
da creole kid
05-31-2006, 09:33 PM
I think Batman has really good OBP., but the Green Arrow is BA leader.
Prognosticator
05-31-2006, 09:36 PM
I think Batman has really good OBP., but the Green Arrow is BA leader.
??? wtf does this have to do w/anything, especially batman's bed partners?
ChrisBaleBatman
06-01-2006, 03:50 PM
Dude...it's Baseball lingo.
Batman's got a really good OBP, On Base Percentage......which means....he gets involved with a lot of girls. He might not knock out homeruns all the time...but, his "issues" has something to do with that. He gets on base ALOT....but he doesn't always score.
Whereas, with Green Arrow....he's the BA leader, his Batting Average is awesome. He's gotta be hitting homeruns, doubles, triples all the time....scoring a ton.
That's got a lot to do with bed partners...me thinks....
Atleast.....that's the way I read into his post.....
fangrl06
06-01-2006, 03:54 PM
What's the point of this thread? Fanboys talking about sex?:rolleyes:
ChrisBaleBatman
06-01-2006, 04:04 PM
No.....fanboys talking about how much sex they're heroes get.
fangrl06
06-01-2006, 04:08 PM
Wow...so much better.
ChrisBaleBatman
06-01-2006, 04:10 PM
You bet it is.....everyone knows it's easier to avoid your own problems by obsessing over other peoples issues.
C'mon.....get with the program people.....
fangrl06
06-01-2006, 04:11 PM
I just don't think a thread should be entirly devoted to sex. But then, that's guys for you.
Son Of Logan
06-01-2006, 04:13 PM
Bruce Wayne is quite the whore... but Tony Stark is an bigger whore.
ChrisBaleBatman
06-01-2006, 04:13 PM
lol......Man Law 101.22:
Men are pigs. No debate. No compromises. They are just so.
Next Man Law......
ChrisBaleBatman
06-01-2006, 04:14 PM
Yeah.
The way I haer it:
Bruce Wayne is a Ladies Man.
Tony Stark is a Womanizer.
fangrl06
06-01-2006, 04:15 PM
Bruce Wayne is quite the whore... but Tony Stark is an bigger whore.
Are you kidding me? Can we stop talking about "Whores" and comic book sex lives.
fangrl06
06-01-2006, 04:15 PM
Yeah.
The way I haer it:
Bruce Wayne is a Ladies Man.
Tony Stark is a Womanizer.
A lady's man is a womanizer.
ChrisBaleBatman
06-01-2006, 04:19 PM
No.......a Ladies Man attracts women through his charm, money, fame....or just cuz he's damn cool.
Women are just attracted to him.
A Womanizer doesn't really respect women, and kinda treats them like pieces of meat. Women might be attracted to him as well.....but it MIGHT be a bit more sleazy in which said player behaves.
There's a differece.
Now...which Man Law is that...?
fangrl06
06-01-2006, 04:22 PM
No.......a Ladies Man attracts women through his charm, money, fame....or just cuz he's damn cool.
Women are just attracted to him.
A Womanizer doesn't really respect women, and kinda treats them like pieces of meat. Women might be attracted to him as well.....but it MIGHT be a bit more sleazy in which said player behaves.
There's a differece.
Now...which Man Law is that...?
You know a bit too much on this subject....
ChrisBaleBatman
06-01-2006, 04:24 PM
Uh.....I'm a preceding judge on the Man Law round table....so...yeah....I should know....
Oh, and well....people say I have a certain....playboy quality to me....heh....so...
Red Mask
06-01-2006, 08:35 PM
Are you kidding me? Can we stop talking about "Whores" and comic book sex lives.
Hate the game, not the player.
ChrisBaleBatman
06-01-2006, 10:00 PM
Yup.
That's Man Law 102.44
Sigh.....hard out her for a pimp.
nite-owl
06-02-2006, 05:28 AM
:eek: You found out my master plan!
So thats it hu! I Challenge you to a duel!!:mad:
ChrisBaleBatman
06-02-2006, 02:08 PM
ha! I'll referee.
nite-owl
06-02-2006, 02:16 PM
Me and ToddIsDead will headline next years wrestlemania.
Wow. I've been gone a while. It's nice to come back and see that my thread was so popular. It's a shame that it had to be the one about Batman's ass adventures. :(
ChrisBaleBatman
06-03-2006, 02:54 PM
hahahahaha.............well, sex appeal is it......lol
Prognosticator
06-03-2006, 03:26 PM
Are you kidding me? Can we stop talking about "Whores" and comic book sex lives.
Get out of here, for one! Two, we might have to impose a "gentlemen's club" embargo on zealous femenists whenever they cross into territory that they aren't willing to accept.:batman:
ChrisBaleBatman
06-03-2006, 03:28 PM
Man Laws......Man Laws......man, I need a beer.
nite-owl
06-04-2006, 01:55 PM
Have you noticed that the coward ToddIsDead hasn't answered my challenge.
ToddIsDead
06-04-2006, 01:56 PM
I accept your challenge. Any time, any place.
ChrisBaleBatman
06-04-2006, 04:49 PM
Watch it Nite......Todd came back from the dead once....he might be a Zombie....and you can't kill what's already dead....
nite-owl
06-05-2006, 07:43 AM
Thats it at next years wrestlemania me and ToddIsDead in a flaming steel cage, one arm tied behind our back submission match with chrisbalebatman as referre.
As for the zombie thing I seen the documentary night of the living dead so I know how to handle zombies.
El Payaso
06-05-2006, 07:47 AM
But we all know Nightwing tops them all. :D
He's the real Bat-gina.
Prognosticator
06-05-2006, 11:47 AM
He's the real Bat-gina.
Well he doesn't "top them all", but he sure is a Playa....!!
ChrisBaleBatman
06-05-2006, 02:48 PM
It's that he's not creepy.......Bats is creepy, and chicks don't dig creepy. Trust me...I know.
Prognosticator
06-05-2006, 03:30 PM
No, bats is just the "mysterious", "loner", "rebel", "hero", "leader", badass (batass) all rolled into one! What chick wouldn't want to nail that!?!?!?
It's that he's not creepy.......Bats is creepy, and chicks don't dig creepy. Trust me...I know.
As do we all, my friend.
IzzyJG99
06-06-2006, 09:56 PM
I bet Wonder Woman's a good lay. Bruce set that lesbian straight. (That's right...I went there.)
IzzyJG99
06-06-2006, 09:57 PM
supes taps ass so fast it cant be drawn
"I killed a hooker. She made a joke about me being faster than s peeding bullet so I ripped her in half like a phonebook."
Prognosticator
06-06-2006, 10:37 PM
I bet Wonder Woman's a good lay. Bruce set that lesbian straight. (That's right...I went there.)
LOL!!!!!:up: :up: :up:
Prognosticator
06-06-2006, 10:39 PM
In the Tim Universe, though. Not the comics DCU. Batman's too prude and untrusting to go near Diana there.
Fledermaus
06-06-2006, 11:40 PM
"I killed a hooker. She made a joke about me being faster than s peeding bullet so I ripped her in half like a phonebook."
hahaha.
IzzyJG99
06-07-2006, 12:36 AM
LOL!!!!!:up: :up: :up:
Glad you liked that one. You know what I want? I want one comic where Robin just totally has dozens of veild innuendos directed towards Batman about his "possible whore-ish-ness" and maybe a totally obvious crack about how all the female heroes have huge boobies.
Yeah, I said boobies. I'm a grown man and I said boobies.
Glad you liked that one. You know what I want? I want one comic where Robin just totally has dozens of veild innuendos directed towards Batman about his "possible whore-ish-ness" and maybe a totally obvious crack about how all the female heroes have huge boobies.
Yeah, I said boobies. I'm a grown man and I said boobies.
:rolleyes: Hell, that's probably the only way to get the message across.
Watch this - T**s, Big a** m****s, Huge J**s, Lethal M*****s.
There you have it!:)
bulok
06-07-2006, 09:26 AM
what's the "M" mammaries? There's other ways, gojungas. jugs. jugalugs. bazookas. jubblies. But boobies is universally accepted.
Oh and Bats has nowhere near the worn-out mangina that Nightwing does. He has no time for that kind of fun.
The BatDude
06-07-2006, 10:37 AM
what's the "M" mammaries? There's other ways, gojungas. jugs. jugalugs. bazookas. jubblies. But boobies is universally accepted.
don't forget breasts,funbags, feeders,dirty pillows and the list keeps going on and I'm way to lazy to type it all
IzzyJG99
06-07-2006, 02:14 PM
don't forget breasts,funbags, feeders,dirty pillows and the list keeps going on and I'm way to lazy to type it all
Don't you just love it that we live in a World where we can discuss what Superhero has had who in his/her bed? Godbless America.
PS. Don't forget...Headlights.
ChrisBaleBatman
06-07-2006, 09:21 PM
I love the term Breast-as-essssssesssesssssss.
ChrisBaleBatman
06-07-2006, 09:22 PM
I bet Wonder Woman's a good lay. Bruce set that lesbian straight. (That's right...I went there.)
hahahahahahaha.....
The Fonz
06-08-2006, 12:55 AM
I'd like to think Batman had sex with most, if not all, his female Brave and the Bold partners: Zatanna, Wonder Woman, Black Canary, hell even the Huntress. If I were Bats, I'd get horny after teaming up with a sexy superhero like Black Canary and watching her kick butt and wiggle her butt and then I'd hit it.
Fledermaus
06-08-2006, 01:23 AM
Wasn't The Huntress in the Brave and the Bold Earth-2's Batman daughter?
IzzyJG99
06-08-2006, 09:33 AM
Wasn't The Huntress in the Brave and the Bold Earth-2's Batman daughter?
Yes, yes she was. Is that a problem? Haha.
Fledermaus
06-08-2006, 10:39 AM
That's nasty. And confusing.
what's the "M" mammaries? There's other ways, gojungas. jugs. jugalugs. bazookas. jubblies. But boobies is universally accepted.
Oh and Bats has nowhere near the worn-out mangina that Nightwing does. He has no time for that kind of fun.
Heh, "worn out":)
Why has everyone neglected the greatest of them all?...
Durrteey pillows!
Uncanny
06-24-2006, 10:11 PM
Bats boned Ivy back in The Long Halloween. It was really Bruce but who cares.
Poison Ivy? I throught her body has poison in it and if somebody has sex with her it would kill them? I know her kissing can kill you?
What batman comics have Poison Ivy been in. In the SuperGirl "Power" book she is all green?
Joker
06-24-2006, 10:28 PM
Bats boned Ivy back in The Long Halloween. It was really Bruce but who cares.
He never boned her. He was simply under her toxic plant spell. She was making him do all favors for the Falcones. That's all.
There was no evidence that they had sex.
ChrisBaleBatman
06-25-2006, 07:54 PM
He had ivy leaves and **** under his shirt......which means.....she must have seen him naked......
Btw, I'd like to think that Catwoman and Ivy fooled around too......that HUSH series seemed to sort of imply something....
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