Turkish Star Wars

[Knightsaber Priss]

i have just finished watching the turkish answer to Star Wars and I have got to tell you, I am 100% baffled and in a daze. I think my head is about to explode right now. if you want a sampler of the insanity I just watched, here are a few clips of the turkish Star Wars care of Youtube.

Training time!!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U3uAUp6FjgM&search=Turkish%20Star%20Wars

Help help! It's a rabid teletubby attack!!!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u3qWDacMWmM&search=Turkish%20Star%20Wars

I'm pretty certain you can find this movie to download at any really good Bit Torrent site if you are interested.

[JTIZZLEVILLE]

First off, i can see where you're coming from. His whole training regimiment consisted of punching and karate chopping a huge boulder endlessly, while some chick watched him from distance.

By the way, both your links lead to the training video.

[Dr. Fate]

Funny.

[Timstuff]

LOL the music sounded like a really cheesy remix of some of Battlestar Galactica's main theme. :D

[Armand Z Trip]

Now that is OUT THERE. The BSG disco mix was the icing on the cake.

[Wilhelm-Scream]

I'm going to order Turkish Exorcist

http://i5.photobucket.com/albums/y199/Wilhelm-Scream/turxocist.jpg

but the really baffling one is, Turkish Captain America?

http://i5.photobucket.com/albums/y199/Wilhelm-Scream/turkkainamerica.jpg

I guess even they knew how stupid "Captain Turkey" would sound.

[블라스]

I think Spiderman was the bad guy in that movie, for some very strange reason.

[Agent Thermal]

but the really baffling one is, Turkish Captain America?

http://i5.photobucket.com/albums/y199/Wilhelm-Scream/turkkainamerica.jpg

I guess even they knew how stupid "Captain Turkey" would sound.

HA HA. :D :up: I needed that laugh. Man, he reminds me of The Sphinx in "Mystery Men". :D

By the way, great find, Miss Godzilla. I needed that laugh too! :up:

[Addendum]

Turkish Star Trek is pretty funny

[Movies205]

my friend let me borrow this cuz he ordered it, I skim through it... I mean it's bad but it so boring and monotous that only some parts are really funny. Who the heck makes these iflms?

[Addendum]

The Turks?

[Orko Is King]

Is that Taylor Hicks?:confused:

[Knightsaber Priss]

By the way, both your links lead to the training video.

Okay, I fixed the link for the second video with the more appropriate one.

Also, these two videos are just the tip of the iceberg. There's much, much more craziness in this movie. Oh my God, the finale is just purely insane!

[Knightsaber Priss]

I'm going to order Turkish Exorcist

http://i5.photobucket.com/albums/y199/Wilhelm-Scream/turxocist.jpg

but the really baffling one is, Turkish Captain America?

http://i5.photobucket.com/albums/y199/Wilhelm-Scream/turkkainamerica.jpg

I guess even they knew how stupid "Captain Turkey" would sound.

Oh, oh...that one is the Turkish Spider-man. El Santo is also in this movie and Spidey is the villain who kills one of his underlings with a Guinea Pig. It's called 3 Dev Adam.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rwra-wCw8F0&search=Turkish%20Spider-man

[Timstuff]

LOL that fight scene is hillarious. :D

[Knightsaber Priss]

LOL that fight scene is hillarious. :D

Oh that is nothing compared to the fight scene at the end of the movie! My God I'm still trying to make heads or tails of it al. Funny thing is in the fight whenever you see the hero fighting they edited in the Indiana Jones theme. Then they'd cut to the bad guy and his theme was Flash Gordon's. It was just pure insanity!

[Philly Phanboy]

but the really baffling one is, Turkish Captain America?

http://i5.photobucket.com/albums/y199/Wilhelm-Scream/turkkainamerica.jpg

I guess even they knew how stupid "Captain Turkey" would sound.

Can somebody bump the movie thread with all the international superhero ripoffs? :O

[Philly Phanboy]

LOL that fight scene is hillarious. :D

They looked like huge red badger muppets. :)

[Darthphere]

Looks more like Flash Gordon to me but Lucas supposedly used that as inspiration so...



*waits for WIlhelm to bring up Kirby's New Gods.*

[thedeadite]

i must get that 3 dev adam movie.... it looks brilliant.... the turkish star wars might be ok too.

[Wilhelm-Scream]

.......of the twin planets of New Genesis and Apokolips. New Genesis is a utopian planet filled with unspoiled forests, mountains, and rivers and is ruled by the benevolent Highfather, while Apokolips is a nightmarish, ruined dystopia filled with machinery and fire pits and is ruled by the tyrannic Darkseid. The two planets were once part of the same world, but split apart millennia ago after the death of the old gods. The characters associated with the New Gods are often collectively referred to as "Jack Kirby's Fourth World". The New Gods first appeared in New Gods #1 and Mister Miracle #1 (both titles were published concurrently). The other two "Fourth World" titles were Superman's Pal Jimmy Olsen and The Forever People. Various New Gods -- notably Darkseid -- went on to......

[Addendum]

Review for "Turkish Star Trek (http://www.thewavemag.com/pagegen.php?pagename=article&articleid=22646)"

[Darthphere]

.......of the twin planets of New Genesis and Apokolips. New Genesis is a utopian planet filled with unspoiled forests, mountains, and rivers and is ruled by the benevolent Highfather, while Apokolips is a nightmarish, ruined dystopia filled with machinery and fire pits and is ruled by the tyrannic Darkseid. The two planets were once part of the same world, but split apart millennia ago after the death of the old gods. The characters associated with the New Gods are often collectively referred to as "Jack Kirby's Fourth World". The New Gods first appeared in New Gods #1 and Mister Miracle #1 (both titles were published concurrently). The other two "Fourth World" titles were Superman's Pal Jimmy Olsen and The Forever People. Various New Gods -- notably Darkseid -- went on to......


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[Duende Verde]

but the really baffling one is, Turkish Captain America?

http://i5.photobucket.com/albums/y199/Wilhelm-Scream/turkkainamerica.jpg

I guess even they knew how stupid "Captain Turkey" would sound.
Awesome, Turkish El Santo!

[Duende Verde]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u3qWDacMWmM

My favorite part is when he rips the arms off the red teletuby and kill it with them:up:

[Duende Verde]

Here's the trailer for 3 Dev Adam (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rwra-wCw8F0)

[Darthphere]

Here's the trailer for 3 Dev Adam (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rwra-wCw8F0)


"You think the A stands for Turkey!"

[Agent Thermal]

Help help! It's a rabid teletubby attack!!!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u3qWDacMWmM&search=Turkish%20Star%20Wars


Every now and then, I need a good dose of brainless humor like that. :D Man, the part with the "monster" getting killed with his own arm was hysterical. :up: And the hero reminds me a lot of Joe Don Baker. :eek:

[Duende Verde]

here's a longer clip of the hero training
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CZz6zj9m19w
He tied rocks to his legs and the background music is the theme from indiana jones:eek:

[Knightsaber Priss]

oh my God!!! that was the funniest thing I've seen.

where in hell can I buy these movies, I want to buy them all.

kunyit Arkin rules..

Well, I downloaded my version from a Bit Torrent Website. If you have fast internet, I'd think that'd be the way to go. But there are websites out there that will sell them on DVD for 15 bucks.

[Carter]

Why can't any other countries besides us and England make a decent film?

[Wilhelm-Scream]

Hahahaha, ignorant.
Are you completely unfamiliar with Asian cinema?:confused:

[Rac]

Or France, Germany, Spain etc.?

[Darthphere]

Be right back i gotta punch some rocks.

[JackBauer]

Hahahaha, ignorant.
Are you completely unfamiliar with Asian cinema?:confused:

he also seemed to forget that City of God came from Brazil. or Brotherhood of the Wolves and Amélie came from France. or that... hell, I could do this all day.

[Movies205]

he also seemed to forget that City of God came from Brazil. or Brotherhood of the Wolves and Amélie came from France. or that... hell, I could do this all day.

What you tlaking about City of God is nothing more than Scarface with strobe lights ;) :D

[JackBauer]

I am not amused... :mad:

'kay, maybe a little bit. :)

[Movies205]

Actually in all honesty, that kind of why I liked it. I think Scarface 80s version is mediocre, and hte original 30s version is really good. But I liked City of God cuz it was sort of like that but your seeing it from a civilian's point of view and how it effects him, and of course the visual style was great.

[C.F. Kane]

I'm guessing that the Turks consider the original Western versions of these movies the milk of the infidel




















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