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The Last Meatbag
06-04-2006, 03:55 PM
Two very similar but both different in their own ways

Would you rather be the rich guy who pretends to be carefree and blissfully ignorant but is secretly haunted by his parents deaths?Perfecting every aspect of yourself to become the make sure what happened to you never happens to anyone else....

or

The Average Joe that has horrible luck.....except with one very special supermodel that just so happens to be your wife? Would you rather have incredible powers that give you the ability to do great things but attract horrible people?


:batman: VOTE NOW DAMMIT!!!!!!:spidey:

The Last Meatbag
06-04-2006, 04:39 PM
someone vote and post

Red X
06-04-2006, 05:03 PM
Spider-Man. Bats doesn't make lame jokes and I do.

Silver Sable
06-04-2006, 11:28 PM
Spidey

Kraven
06-04-2006, 11:42 PM
I'd rather be Spidey, simply for the awesome powers. Batman is a close second, but pretty much only because he's a playboy and rich as hell.

3dman27
06-06-2006, 07:37 AM
your friendly neighborhood SPIDER-MAN

possessed
06-06-2006, 03:35 PM
spidey all the way. Way cooler powers (if batman even has any...) more than way up to having a cool mansion and a lot of dough. Having all those cool gadgets on the other hand...
If I could choose anyone it would be venom. Basically spidey-powers but more bad ass.

Doc_OCK_4MUGEN
06-06-2006, 03:59 PM
Spidey... He's got cool powers and a hot wife...
Batman... Money and Alfred...
Money or Hot Wife AND SUPERPOWERS...
Gee this is a tough choice...
I take Spidey, then I butt kiss Ironman so I can live at his place...

Kool-Aid
06-06-2006, 08:31 PM
your friendly neighborhood SPIDER-MAN


He's not friendly. He bites off peoples heads and stabs them.:(

marvelisawesome
06-06-2006, 08:32 PM
batman

batmaluco
06-06-2006, 10:23 PM
Batman.

Chris Wallace
06-09-2006, 03:04 PM
Batman's got the money & the cool toys, but Spidey's got wicked cool powers. I take Spidey, so long as I didn't have to wear that ridiculous sidekick suit or have stingers come out of my wrists.

LivingInferno
06-09-2006, 03:24 PM
spiderman is just too damn cool. Batman is my favourite dc character though so it was close. he has powers and i'd rather have mary jane than be rich and lonely:spidey:

Symbiote Hulk
06-09-2006, 09:52 PM
Spider-man pwns Batman.

3dman27
06-10-2006, 08:47 AM
amen

Hades
06-10-2006, 09:03 AM
Batman's life seems alot more miserable then Spider-mans.

While I'm a bigger fan of Batman, I'd choose Spiderman.
I mean, Why would I want to be Batman? I already have no superpowers.

SPIDER-ADDA
06-11-2006, 01:43 AM
SPIDER-MAN:spidey:

Joker
06-11-2006, 10:36 AM
The only thing Batman has over Spider-Man is wealth.

Spidey is an intelligent,super powered,handsome guy with a hot wife. I'd take that over money any day.

November Rain
06-11-2006, 10:39 AM
batman is highly respected as a hero and a business man.

to be no 3 on the all time hero list with no powers must be due to something.

i'd rather have that.

spideymusprime
06-13-2006, 03:52 AM
I'd rather be Spidey

webhead731
06-13-2006, 04:15 AM
Spider-Man.

Batman doesn't even have powers. Someone at school said Batman could whoop Spider-Man lol. I like Batman alot but Spider-Man is better in my opinion. Spider-Man is also my favorite superhero.

Chris Wallace
06-15-2006, 01:03 PM
Someone at school said Batman could whoop Spider-Man lol.
A lot of Bat-fans think so. Truth be told, it's not as absurd as you might think, but I do believe Spidey would come out on top.:spidey:

webhead731
06-15-2006, 01:28 PM
Spider Sense.

Chris Wallace
06-15-2006, 04:05 PM
Makes hitting him difficult, but not impossible.

webhead731
06-15-2006, 05:19 PM
For Batman it might be impossible. Spider-Sense goes off, Spider-Man moves out of the way, webs Batman's hand, kicks him.

But don't get me wrong, I do like Batman.

Chris Wallace
06-15-2006, 05:26 PM
In all fairness, the Punisher was able to get the upper hand on Spidey, & Batman beat the crap out of Punisher. So it could happen.

theoneandonly
06-15-2006, 05:29 PM
i would rather be spider-man

but i am batman i dont have any powers

dr venture
06-15-2006, 06:03 PM
Spiderman. The money is tempting but I would rather have powers

webhead731
06-15-2006, 06:15 PM
Yep.^

Spydey_27
06-15-2006, 07:15 PM
Hmmm...it all depends...are we talking lame A$$, 60's pop art, "pow", "Biff", "crack", beer gut adam west type batman? Or Likes to kill people Dark Knight batman? Cause he is pretty kicka$$. Nah, nevermind...i'd still be spidey:up:

Webz14
06-16-2006, 08:20 AM
Spider-Man for ever


Batman has no powers, so there's nothing to gain.

jusblaze21
06-19-2006, 03:46 AM
Spiderman

tzarinna
06-19-2006, 04:41 PM
Spider-Man

SmirkingRevenge
06-20-2006, 08:49 PM
What are you, dense? Retarded!? Of course Batman could beat Spidey! HE'S THE GODDAMN BATMAN!
...and NO, batmobile does not sound queer. It's hip and it's fresh, dammit.
No cheeseburger with fries for you, Mr. Parker!

webhead731
06-20-2006, 08:54 PM
:confused:

Webz14
06-20-2006, 09:13 PM
This poll looks a little lop-sided

webhead731
06-20-2006, 09:27 PM
37 people want to be Spider-Man.

Shadow_Knight
06-21-2006, 12:41 AM
Make that 38, Batman may get all the women but Spider-man gets super sense he's quicker and he gets to climb walls and more Spider-man is who I voted for.

fangrl06
06-21-2006, 11:44 AM
I would want to be supergirl and beat them both up. But SM is better then Batman. Batman wouldn't have a prayer. Unless he cheated again and brought another hero into it like with Batman vs. Superman.

Chris Wallace
06-21-2006, 02:11 PM
37 people want to be Spider-Man.
Of course it is; it's on the Spider-Man boards.:spidey:

ru8up75
06-24-2006, 10:41 AM
Spider-Man

The_Vision
07-05-2006, 03:51 PM
Spidey of course!! :spidey:

Spidey-Jason
07-05-2006, 09:35 PM
Spidey of course.He would kick "bats" ass easily.:spidey:

DOG LIPS
07-06-2006, 01:13 AM
Batman has LOTS of money. And cool toys. But having actual powers would be the coolest thing EVER. So, Spidey. :)

J. J. Jameson
07-07-2006, 09:49 AM
^ *agrees with DOG LIPS*

GoldGoblin
07-08-2006, 05:44 AM
Spidey

hulkamania85
07-08-2006, 01:25 PM
SPider-Man. I would have a better time relying on super powers than knowing to use gadgets. Also you get Mary Jane.

Masta_mind257
07-09-2006, 08:23 AM
hmmmm... tough choice, if i pick spiderman my clothes would ride up the crotch and if i pick batman i get clothes fit for a g1mp...... I'd rather have clothes that ride up the crotch and spider abili*******.:spidey::up: