View Full Version : Hype's Poetry Corner. Post Odes, Doggerel and Limericks Here
The Amazing Lee
12-29-2004, 08:13 AM
When days are bringing your life to a halt,
when things have gone wrong and it seems it's your fault.
Just lift your head up and think of the times,
where things were but good and life was just fine.
Maybe there are things you wish had never been said,
but now that it's over you wish you were dead,
your heart feels so shattered and you wish things were right,
but just look to the future and step into the light.
Childlike Wild
12-29-2004, 09:02 AM
A guy once went to Mizzou
Ran into Kanga and Roo
They started to talk
This made his girl balk
And now he's locked in the asylum with you.
DOG LIPS
12-29-2004, 10:14 AM
Dog:
I walk the streets alone
I only stop to bury my bone
The fire hydrants are my potty
When I find a b***h I'm naughty
My mortal enemy is the mailman
I bite his ass whenever I can
The streets are my home
I pee pee wherever I roam
I am Dog, I walk alone.
The Amazing Lee
12-29-2004, 10:39 AM
Very touching
::cries::
Wilhelm-Scream
08-19-2005, 02:17 PM
Cool it with the Hype campaigning
It's neither Fun nor Entertaining
It's not as fun as hydro-planing
It's comparable to Shrimp De-Veining.
:( :confused:
Sarge
08-19-2005, 02:19 PM
Hot asian boobies are fun. :(
JLBats
08-19-2005, 02:19 PM
Cool it with the Hype campaigning
It's neither Fun nor Entertaining
It's not as fun as hydro-planing
It's comparable to Shrimp De-Veining.
:( :confused:
You say what we're all thinking in a better way!
lovesteppenwolf
08-19-2005, 02:24 PM
.................................................. ........
lovesteppenwolf
08-19-2005, 02:27 PM
no comment
Wilhelm-Scream
08-19-2005, 02:27 PM
You say what we're all thinking in a better way!That's why I'm here. :up:
if any of the candidates actually had asian-mammary-gland-syndrome, then yes, it'd be cooler.
Spider-X
08-19-2005, 02:28 PM
you don't like shrimp de-veining?:(...you monster:mad:
Spider-X
08-19-2005, 02:28 PM
doulbe posts are really gross
double posts i hate the most :up:
Vartha
08-19-2005, 02:30 PM
*Snicker* it's friday yer all screwy, I never thought you write a poem WS :D
Wilhelm-Scream
08-19-2005, 02:32 PM
doulbe posts are really gross
double posts i hate the most :up:Good Job! That's the spirit.
And no, I don't like shrimp de-veining 'cause they're too small. I am into cat and dog de-veining however. :)
Spider-X
08-19-2005, 02:33 PM
Good Job! That's the spirit.
And no, I don't like shrimp de-veining 'cause they're too small. I am into cat and dog de-veining however. :)
yeah...but where's the challenge?...dog and cat veins are so big and obvious :down
Sarge
08-19-2005, 02:35 PM
That's why I'm here. :up:
if any of the candidates actually had asian-mammary-gland-syndrome, then yes, it'd be cooler.
Franklin Petunia kind of does. :(
Truthteller
08-19-2005, 02:38 PM
I reeeeeeeally rather dislike shrimp de-veining.
*Commences with sasquatch howling*
JLBats
08-19-2005, 02:39 PM
Franklin Petunia kind of does. :(
Franklin is a man. Accept that or go back to pleasuring yourself while thinking of him, your choice.
Sarge
08-19-2005, 02:40 PM
Tessa/Aunt Petunia is a hot asian.Go back to pleasuring yourself
Thank you, I will. :)
Equint77
08-19-2005, 02:40 PM
Pull you and your tight friend
lift your little dress like light wind
then I slide right in.
Now that's poetry.
Wilhelm-Scream
08-19-2005, 02:46 PM
yeah, but I wrote this poem for the Hype, where the men are men and the women are men.
Equinox
08-19-2005, 02:47 PM
I wrote this poem for friendship..You can take out your napkins and dry your wet eye lids after reading it :o
Here it goes-
live my life in darkness i do,
thinking of those lovely days gone and chances of living it again seeming soo few,
hope was a word he always told me to hang on to,
thus the god spoke and he sent me a friend as precious as YOU!!!! "
Wilhelm-Scream
08-19-2005, 02:50 PM
Get outta my thread, Hallmark! :mad:
JLBats
08-19-2005, 02:50 PM
When I find myself in times of trouble,
Mother Mary comes to me,
Speaking words of wisdom,
Let it be
Sarge
08-19-2005, 02:50 PM
yeah, but I wrote this poem for the Hype, where the men are men and the women are men.
This place is a sausagefest. :(
Wilhelm-Scream
08-19-2005, 02:51 PM
Damn It! :mad:
Mean Hype-related poems only please!
lovesteppenwolf
08-19-2005, 02:51 PM
doulbe posts are really gross
double posts i hate the most :up:RIPOFF!! that was someones sig
Christian Bale is really gross
Christian Bale i hate the most
JLBats
08-19-2005, 02:52 PM
RIPOFF!! that was someones sig
Christian Bale is really gross
Christian Bale i hate the most
You I hate the most for saying that.
Equinox
08-19-2005, 02:52 PM
Christian Bale is really gross
Christian Bale i hate the most
:eek:
:mad: :mad:
Sarge
08-19-2005, 02:54 PM
Damn It! :mad:
Mean Hype-related poems only please!
I'll never know if there are any actual female members on the Hype
Most peoples gender defenses are inconsistent tripe
However I will not let that deter my constant masturbation
I will continue to view pictures of Tessa as a source of jubilation
Better? :)
unknownuser
08-19-2005, 02:54 PM
Christian Bale is really gross
Christian Bale i hate the most
http://members.shaw.ca/wpfsmileys/banned.gif
Equinox
08-19-2005, 02:55 PM
http://members.shaw.ca/wpfsmileys/banned.gif
LMAO :D :up:
Philly Phanboy
08-19-2005, 02:58 PM
Wilhelm you're quite a poet,
Your works don't make me frown.
But Wilhelm, why on earth...I have to ask
Is that tiger avatar upside down?
Wilhelm-Scream
08-19-2005, 03:02 PM
Okay, so far Sarge is winning for that beautiful masturbation/jubilation rhyme and Philly for mentioning my avatar.
If you look at the avatar, you'll see that it looks like the head and shoulders of a scrawny, Glam-Rock ostrich with clown hair and a zebra print T-shirt on. :)
http://i5.photobucket.com/albums/y199/Wilhelm-Scream/Wilhelm-Scream/Tiger-OstrichDEMON.jpg
Truthteller
08-19-2005, 03:07 PM
Pull you and your tight friend
lift your little dress like light wind
then I slide right in.
Now that's poetry.Thats poetry to get you put on probation alright bucko.
Please be more circumspect with your posts. :o
Wilhelm-Scream
08-19-2005, 03:08 PM
:eek:
he earned his "C" card!
Philly Phanboy
08-19-2005, 03:08 PM
..... :confused:
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v305/Target-33/BigTigerAvatar75x75.jpg http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v305/Target-33/WilhelmsTiger.jpg
Sarge
08-19-2005, 03:08 PM
Thats poetry to get you put on probation alright bucko.
Please be more circumspect with your posts. :o
In retrospect I don't think it even ryhmed that well. :(
Wilhelm-Scream
08-19-2005, 03:09 PM
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v305/Target-33/BigTigerAvatar75x75.jpg http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v305/Target-33/WilhelmsTiger.jpg
ow! that twists my optic nerve. Don't do that. :(
Wilhelm-Scream
08-19-2005, 07:22 PM
Like this:
http://i5.photobucket.com/albums/y199/Wilhelm-Scream/Wilhelm-Scream/Tiger-OstrichLipstick.jpg
Isn't that rad?!?
Sarge
08-19-2005, 07:23 PM
Like this:
http://i5.photobucket.com/albums/y199/Wilhelm-Scream/Wilhelm-Scream/Tiger-OstrichLipstick.jpg
Isn't that rad?!?
That should be your avatar, as it pwns the tiger thingy you have now. :up:
Wilhelm-Scream
08-19-2005, 07:27 PM
No, 'cause it looks like a muppet.
I don't have photoshop.
Plus my U.T.F. stays open to the viewers interpretation. Some didn't even notice that it was a tiger and probably thought that it was a detail from the side of a borg cube. :)
Sarge
08-19-2005, 07:28 PM
No, 'cause it looks like a muppet.
I don't have photoshop.
Plus my U.T.F. stays open to the viewers interpretation. Some didn't even notice that it was a tiger and probably thought that it was a detail from the side of a borg cube. :)
Muppets>>>>>>tiger thingy.:down
Wilhelm-Scream
08-19-2005, 07:43 PM
I kind of like an S+M Tiger with blinders on and his mistress has shoved 2 painted ping pong balls up his nostrils and painted his nose yellow for added humiliation. *shrug*
http://i5.photobucket.com/albums/y199/Wilhelm-Scream/SMTiger.jpg
Sarge
08-19-2005, 08:04 PM
Much better. :up:
Wilhelm-Scream
08-19-2005, 08:55 PM
I'm glad you approve of submissive tigers! :)
But it looks lame at 75x75, so I'll just try out the horned fist-clencher for a while. He looks pissed and sexy, just like me.
But back on topic...How long does your average game of Hype-Survivor last? 'cause I don't like the bevy of contrived and deceptive threads. :( they make asses of n00bs.
Like a great man once said
"Cool it with the Hype campaigning
It's neither Fun nor Entertaining
It's not as fun as hydro-planing
It's comparable to Shrimp De-Veining."
Machin Schen
08-19-2005, 09:05 PM
Cool it with the Hype campaigning
It's neither Fun nor Entertaining
It's not as fun as hydro-planing
It's comparable to Shrimp De-Veining.
:( :confused:
MS: " I know, lets ask world famous recording artist Rick James what he thinks!":)
http://img.slate.msn.com/media/1/2057072/122980/2098058/040809_RickJames.jpg"Cocaine's a powerful drug!"
Spider-X
08-19-2005, 09:06 PM
I'm glad you approve of submissive tigers! :)
But it looks lame at 75x75, so I'll just try out the horned fist-clencher for a while. He looks pissed and sexy, just like me.
But back on topic...How long does your average game of Hype-Survivor last? 'cause I don't like the bevy of contrived and deceptive threads. :( they make asses of n00bs.
Like a great man once said
"Cool it with the Hype campaigning
It's neither Fun nor Entertaining
It's not as fun as hydro-planing
It's comparable to Shrimp De-Veining."
now wait a minute...you said that silly, not a great man!
PSH!...great man...
and i don't care much for those threads...they seem too involved for someone with a life to lead:o....but that's just my humble opinion.
Wilhelm-Scream
08-19-2005, 09:09 PM
I don't really condone harming people emotionally or physically against their will, but you've got to have a grudging respect for a guy that imprisoned a hot young blond in a wooden coffin that was kept under his bed, only released her when her sexual services were desired by either his wife or himself, and then went to prison for it, was released, and then effing died. :up::down :confused:
Sarge
08-19-2005, 09:11 PM
I'm glad you approve of submissive tigers! :)
But it looks lame at 75x75, so I'll just try out the horned fist-clencher for a while. He looks pissed and sexy, just like me.
But back on topic...How long does your average game of Hype-Survivor last? 'cause I don't like the bevy of contrived and deceptive threads. :( they make asses of n00bs.
Like a great man once said
"Cool it with the Hype campaigning
It's neither Fun nor Entertaining
It's not as fun as hydro-planing
It's comparable to Shrimp De-Veining."
It's not so much that the tiger is submissive that it's the ostrich is dominating. Rawr. :):up:
Spider-X
08-19-2005, 09:13 PM
I don't really condone harming people emotionally or physically against their will, but you've got to have a grudging respect for a guy that imprisoned a hot young blond in a wooden coffin that was kept under his bed, only released her when her sexual services were desired by either his wife or himself, and then went to prison for it, was released, and then effing died. :up::down :confused:
there's only one way to respond to that...that's right:
http://i23.photobucket.com/albums/b359/Spider-X/NAKED_TIME.jpg
Wilhelm-Scream
08-19-2005, 09:14 PM
It's not so much that the tiger is submissive that it's the ostrich is dominating. Rawr. http://www.superherohype.com/forums/images/smilies/smile.gifhttp://www.superherohype.com/forums/images/smilies/icon14.gif
COOL! yeah!
It's like...the yin and the yang, both aspects are contained in the one image, signifying an undeniable, cosmic sort of unity! Allowing polar opposites to agree on the power of the image!
Sweet http://www.superherohype.com/forums/images/smilies/icon14.gif
(but it still looked lame 75x75 :( )
Spider-X
08-19-2005, 09:15 PM
COOL! yeah!
It's like...the yin and the yang, both aspects are contained in the one image, signifying an undeniable, cosmic sort of unity!
Sweet http://www.superherohype.com/forums/images/smilies/icon14.gif
(but it still looked lame 75x75 :( )
no...it's really just naked time...nothin more too it...just take off your clothes and have a ball (heh heh)
Sarge
08-19-2005, 09:15 PM
COOL! yeah!
It's like...the yin and the yang, both aspects are contained in the one image, signifying an undeniable, cosmic sort of unity!
Sweet http://www.superherohype.com/forums/images/smilies/icon14.gif
(but it still looked lame 75x75 :( )
Or maybe it's just because BDSM ostriches are hawt. :up:
Wilhelm-Scream
08-19-2005, 09:18 PM
just take off your clothes and have a ball (heh heh)I've already got a back-up, but thanks for the tip.
Spider-X
08-19-2005, 09:24 PM
I've already got a back-up, but thanks for the tip.
no......problem?
:confused:
DOG LIPS
08-19-2005, 09:26 PM
I walk the streets alone
I only stop to bury my bone
The fire hydrants are my potty
When I find a b***h I'm naughty
My mortal enemy is the mailman
I bite his ass whenever I can
The streets are my home
I pee pee wherever I roam
I am Dog, I walk alone.
Wilhelm-Scream
08-19-2005, 09:40 PM
I walk the streets alone
I only stop to bury my bone
The fire hydrants are my potty
When I find a b***h I'm naughty
My mortal enemy is the mailman
I bite his ass whenever I can
The streets are my home
I pee pee wherever I roam
I am Dog, I walk alone.I was so excited to see that the great Dog Lips had posted in my thread, but then, my hopes were dashed against the rocks like so many ripe melons because you used this opportunity to do some kind of canine/Green Day thing. :down:(
Also, only toddlers say "pee pee". When we get older...more, "mature"...we use short-hand and shorten it to "pee". K?
DOG LIPS
08-19-2005, 09:41 PM
I was so excited to see that the great Dog Lips had posted in my thread, but then, my hopes were dashed against the rocks like so many ripe melons because you used this opportunity to do some kind of canine/Green Day thing. :(:down
Also, only toddlers say "pee pee". When we get older...more, "mature"...we use short-hand and shorten it to "pee". K?
http://www.superherohype.com/forums/showthread.php?t=153952 :mad:
F*** Greenday. :mad:
Machin Schen
08-19-2005, 09:42 PM
I say Pez when talking about function number one!
Wilhelm-Scream
08-19-2005, 09:43 PM
http://www.superherohype.com/forums...ad.php?t=153952 (http://www.superherohype.com/forums/showthread.php?t=153952) http://www.superherohype.com/forums/images/smilies/mad.gif
F*** Greenday. http://www.superherohype.com/forums/images/smilies/mad.gif
...I apologize. You'll have to forgive me. You could totally fit those words over "Boulevard of Broken Dreams".
Now I feel "this" small. :(
Wait!...Was Erica Draven really a chick?
DOG LIPS
08-19-2005, 09:44 PM
...I apologize.
Wait!...Was Erica Draven really a chick?
I don't know, but her gun was digging into my hip. :(
DOG LIPS
08-19-2005, 09:46 PM
...I apologize. You'll have to forgive me. You could totally fit those words over "Boulevard of Broken Dreams".
Now I feel "this" small. :(
I should sue those basteeds. :mad::up:
Wilhelm-Scream
08-19-2005, 09:52 PM
yeah, you could take that route. But isn't it nice to know that anytime you want, you can go to karaoke night at a bar, tell 'em you want to do BOBD, and then you can take the stage and sing about the waste excretion of a dog?!?
That's surely payment enough.
DOG LIPS
08-19-2005, 09:56 PM
Yeah... I guess you're right. :(:up:
*Waves lawyers to go home*
Machin Schen
08-19-2005, 09:57 PM
Yeah... I guess you're right. :(:up:
*Waves lawyers to go home*
Imagine the dance choreography, or best yet, your grand finale, where you turn and spray the audience!
Wilhelm-Scream
08-19-2005, 10:02 PM
Imagine the dance choreography, or best yet, your grand finale, where you turn and spray the audience! :rolleyes:
NO!
The finale is where you bring the members of Green Day up onto the stage to lap up their own **** (like dogs are known to do) and then chant: "ah AH, AH ah, Ah ah, ah AH".
I'm sure I'll feel differently tomorrow though, So don't make any calls just yet.
DOG LIPS
08-19-2005, 10:33 PM
Hey Wil... watch this trailer if you haven't already:
http://www.superherohype.com/forums/showthread.php?t=194700
:eek::up:
Wilhelm-Scream
08-19-2005, 10:51 PM
Hey Wil... watch this trailer if you haven't already:
http://www.superherohype.com/forums/showthread.php?t=194700
:eek::up:Heh, thanks, that was wicked, and I hadn't bothered to watch it yet.
The begining RAWKS! "...They were for pussies". lol
DOG LIPS
08-19-2005, 10:52 PM
It looks like it will be a very tasty movie. :up:
Wilhelm-Scream
08-19-2005, 10:58 PM
yes, overflowing with "taste" , hehk
waitaminute...did your grandpa produce it or something? Why are you trying to push this "movie" on me? :mad:
What's your agenda? You just sat there and thought "Hmmmm...Wilhelm seems like the type who might like a raunchy, bloody, irreverent and nasty HORROR film." ?
This thread is about how lame it is when the Hype-Survivor threads take over the first page! See? :mad:
:D
DOG LIPS
08-19-2005, 11:00 PM
yes, overflowing with "taste" , hehk
waitaminute...did your grandpa produce it or something? Why are you trying to push this "movie" on me? :mad:
What's your agenda? You just sat there and thought "Hmmmm...Wilhelm seems like the type who might like a raunchy, bloody, irreverent and nasty HORROR film." ?
This thread is about how lame it is when the Hype-Survivor threads take over the first page! See? :mad:
:D
I just thought you'd be as turned on as I was at the fat thing in the end. :(
Wilhelm-Scream
08-19-2005, 11:02 PM
you thought right. :up:
Very perceptive. :)
Now if I can just dig out that old snuff-film I got when I was in the Phillipines. :mad:
maxwell's demon
08-19-2005, 11:09 PM
That's why I'm here. :up:
if any of the candidates actually had asian-mammary-gland-syndrome, then yes, it'd be cooler.
how do you know i don't? :o
SLVRSR4
08-19-2005, 11:17 PM
You should write for MAD wilhelm:up:
AndThePickles
08-19-2005, 11:38 PM
LMAO @shrimp de-veining. Priceless
Kipobe
06-18-2006, 09:32 PM
Your morning starts with a cup of coffee,
But that just doesn't get you off
You need the buzz you had the night before
Right before you logged off
You type in "super hero hype"
And await that screen of joy
You tickle your pickle with glee and smiles
Anticipating your new found toy
"I'll hit 300 posts today" you say
"and I'll make a thread to boot"
An avatar you'll get; crappy no doubt
But was worth the hours you took to compute
The responses you get are that of joy
"Well done man, congrats on that"
But Morg merges your thread with the 'milestone' one,
And then it all turns to crap
Your revenge on the mods makes you bitter and mad
You throw things at your bedroom wall
The time you used to spend on masturbating
Turns to planning their intricate fall
You attempt to hack passes, but five tries and your done,
So you wait 15 mins to resume
You stir and boil and grow enraged,
Before an idea starts to loom
You figure you'll do what no one else has done
"I'll yell at them all, I will!"
But they ignore you abruptly and close your thread
And ban you when they've had their fill
You start back from scratch to regain your pride
But you don't realize that it's long gone
You try it again, and again, and again
Not realizing what you're doing wrong
Wisdom lies in inciting anger,
And if they've got you, then they've won
Instead you piss them off over and over,
And that's the beginning of fun
Don't wait three years to figure this out,
Let this be stickied for all you who're new
Instead of calling Malice a two-bit whore
Or giving new suicide tips to Dew
Be the ultimate in jackassity,
Be all that your sick head can be!
Be like Brodie, or Tuki, or Lackey, or Ryoko
Or the others who give me sex for free
Check egos at the door, because mine reigns supreme
And make a dmcnx sex joke with jack
Tell Clerk he's awesome, and HoneyVibe she's not
And post a pic of some hot chick's rack
The moral of the story: quit your *****ing and wining,
And get over your no-count life
You'll be here next year, and the one after that
Because you're in love with a ***** named "the Hype!"
In memorandum of the late Sir Man of Bat
2000 - 2006
:(
The Squirrel
06-18-2006, 09:38 PM
:up:
Nice, lol.
Master Chief
06-18-2006, 09:38 PM
if the Hype becomes a sitcom, that shall be the theme. :(
Obi-Ron
06-18-2006, 09:38 PM
10,000 posts!?! :eek:
Kipobe
06-18-2006, 10:03 PM
Yes.
Corinthian™
06-18-2006, 10:40 PM
Your morning starts with a cup of coffee,
But that just doesn't get you off
You need the buzz you had the night before
Right before you logged off
You type in "super hero hype"
And await that screen of joy
You tickle your pickle with glee and smiles
Anticipating your new found toy
"I'll hit 300 posts today" you say
"and I'll make a thread to boot"
An avatar you'll get; crappy no doubt
But was worth the hours you took to compute
The responses you get are that of joy
"Well done man, congrats on that"
But Morg merges your thread with the 'milestone' one,
And then it all turns to crap
Your revenge on the mods makes you bitter and mad
You throw things at your bedroom wall
The time you used to spend on masturbating
Turns to planning their intricate fall
You attempt to hack passes, but five tries and your done,
So you wait 15 mins to resume
You stir and boil and grow enraged,
Before an idea starts to loom
You figure you'll do what no one else has done
"I'll yell at them all, I will!"
But they ignore you abruptly and close your thread
And ban you when they've had their fill
You start back from scratch to regain your pride
But you don't realize that it's long gone
You try it again, and again, and again
Not realizing what you're doing wrong
Wisdom lies in inciting anger,
And if they've got you, then they've won
Instead you piss them off over and over,
And that's the beginning of fun
Don't wait three years to figure this pearl out,
Let this be stickied for all you who're new
Instead of calling Malice a two-bit whore
Or giving new suicide tips to Dew
Be the ultimate in jackassity, be evil at will,
Be all that your sick head can be!
Be like Brodie, or Tuki, or Lackey, or Ryoko
Or the others who give me sex for free
Check egos at the door, because mine reigns supreme
And make a dmcnx sex joke with jack
Tell Clerk he's awesome, and HoneyVibe she's not
And post a pic of some hot chick's rack
The moral of the story: quit your *****ing and wining,
And get over your no-count life
You'll be here next year, and the one after that
Because you're in love with a ***** named "the Hype!"
In memorandum of the late Sir Man of Bat
2000 - 2006
:(
now make thins sang by Garfield with a catchy Country song on the back and you got a garfield classic episode
LarryLegend
06-18-2006, 10:41 PM
Has anybody ever figured out exactly how many posts kipobe has amassed since he's changed his name and had his post count reset before?
tzarinna
06-18-2006, 10:45 PM
too funny :up:
Corinthian™
06-18-2006, 10:46 PM
Has anybody ever figured out exactly how many posts kipobe has amassed since he's changed his name and had his post count reset before?
Around a thousand
the reset lasted a few weeks and then they gave him like 9k he had
Corinthian™
06-18-2006, 10:47 PM
I also know what Kipobe is wearing now under those pants and that his wife does kitty porn with his three cats behind his back
his wife cheats on him with the cats!
champagne has talent, tho:O
Dew k. Mosi
06-18-2006, 10:49 PM
In memorandum of the late Sir Man of Bat?
Did he quit the Hype?
Danger Mouse
06-18-2006, 10:55 PM
Or did the Hype quit on him?
squeekness
06-18-2006, 11:13 PM
I don't normally take to poetry or lyrics, but this one I rather liked. Nice job, Kipobe.
Abaddon
06-18-2006, 11:18 PM
haha brilliant!
Tangled Web
06-18-2006, 11:46 PM
What happened to Man of Bat?
Clerk
06-18-2006, 11:58 PM
Tell Clerk he's awesome, and HoneyVibe she's not
Vibe will probably take that line seriously and attack me for no reason. :(
Oh and damn straight. :mad:
Darren Daring
06-19-2006, 01:27 AM
The best part was when he mentioned me:up:
Corinthian™
06-19-2006, 01:33 AM
The best part was when he mentioned me:up:
stfu, dominic douche
AlteredEgo
06-19-2006, 01:43 AM
the hype is my ***** lover :o
Kipobe
06-19-2006, 05:49 AM
In memorandum of the late Sir Man of Bat?
Did he quit the Hype?
I dunno... I'm guessing he's dead. I just get that itchy feeling, ya know?
Danger Mouse
06-19-2006, 06:11 AM
I dunno... I'm guessing he's dead. I just get that itchy feeling, ya know?
It's called 'fungus infection', kipobe. Has nothing to do with the feeling of death.
Well, okay, maybe it does.
Kipobe
06-19-2006, 06:15 AM
:(.
Immortalfire
06-19-2006, 08:21 AM
Beautiful :up:
POWdER-man
06-19-2006, 09:50 AM
The best part was when he mentioned me:up:
Wow November, 2005......is this a record or something.....
Edit: MOB...my poor fellow Brunswickan....:(
Iceman
06-19-2006, 09:54 AM
Nice rhyming skills.
Sensi
06-19-2006, 09:58 AM
i enjoyed reading your poem ..:)
Kipobe
06-19-2006, 11:24 AM
These are all true, verily. :up:
Eric Draven
06-19-2006, 11:25 AM
Well, maybe not this part:
And make a dmcnx sex joke with jack
:mad: :(
Kipobe
06-19-2006, 11:26 AM
What? You enjoy the lusty discussions... :o
Wilhelm-Scream
06-19-2006, 11:27 AM
poetry that rhymes sucks.:down
Eric Draven
06-19-2006, 11:27 AM
What? You enjoy the lusty discussions... :o
It sounds like you do considering you call them "lusty discussions"...:o
Kipobe
06-19-2006, 11:32 AM
twas the first thing that came to my head....
Kipobe
06-19-2006, 11:32 AM
poetry that rhymes sucks.:down
I could say Wilhelm's that Scream suck, but I don't know what that means.
Wilhelm-Scream
06-19-2006, 11:47 AM
Hey, Baby do ya wanna dance.
Don't be shy, let's take a...dump on the kitchen floor.
POWdER-man
06-19-2006, 11:52 AM
http://www.superherohype.com/forums/showpost.php?p=9225770&postcount=631
He's not dead yet.....:confused:
Lackey
06-19-2006, 12:51 PM
I came 3 times while reading that
Kipobe
06-19-2006, 07:32 PM
http://www.superherohype.com/forums/showpost.php?p=9225770&postcount=631
He's not dead yet.....:confused:
He's dead to me:(:confused:
POWdER-man
06-19-2006, 08:50 PM
He's dead to me:(:confused:
Did he sleep with your sister or did he eat the last slice of pizza....:mad:
Kipobe
06-19-2006, 09:59 PM
He slept with my last piece of pizza. :down
AlteredEgo
06-20-2006, 05:02 AM
He slept with my last piece of pizza. :downand ate your sister :confused:
Kipobe
06-20-2006, 05:27 AM
I figured that was implied:confused:
AlteredEgo
06-20-2006, 05:30 AM
just confirming it for our viewers at home :o
Daisy
06-22-2006, 08:45 AM
I'm amazed how long Bear actually stayed with this thread.
Heck, I'm amazed he managed to finish the poem. ;)
Kipobe
06-22-2006, 12:17 PM
Well, the poem took as long as it took to type it.
And also I take these little yellow pills now.
:)
DBella
06-22-2006, 01:00 PM
You could be the next Dr. Suess, Kip. :up:
Wilhelm-Scream
06-22-2006, 01:02 PM
You could be the next Dr. Suess, Kip. :up:I was thinking more like the new Run D.M.C.
DBella
06-22-2006, 01:13 PM
I was thinking more like the new Run D.M.C.
Run D.M.C it is then coz I misspelled the Doc's name. :mad: :(
Correction: Dr. Seuss.
I know no one gives a crap but I do coz I love that man and his Cat in the Hat, Green Eggs and Ham, and Horton... especially Horton.
Wilhelm-Scream
06-22-2006, 01:15 PM
D.M.C.
Less of a spelling challenge.:(
DBella
06-22-2006, 01:17 PM
I would misspell that as C.D.M. I am mentally challenged. :(
Wilhelm-Scream
06-22-2006, 01:25 PM
at least you care.
I get people, all of the time, "Willem, you so cool, man!"
:mad:
Master Chief
06-22-2006, 01:27 PM
Maybe they burned their tongues or something and can't pronounce the h. :confused:
Wilhelm-Scream
06-22-2006, 01:29 PM
A burnt tongue would make the "L"'s painful, certainly not the "H".:confused:
Master Chief
06-22-2006, 01:31 PM
Whoops. Maybe they're one of those "ghetto ganstas". You know, how they slur every word they can. :confused:
DBella
06-22-2006, 01:37 PM
at least you care.
I get people, all of the time, "Willem, you so cool, man!"
:mad:
Willem sounds lame and limp compared to Wilhelm. :(
Kipobe
06-22-2006, 02:35 PM
Whoops. Maybe they're one of those "ghetto ganstas". You know, how they slur every word they can. :confused:
The ones that call Maury Povich; "Murray"?
Haha.
Also, I like Tim Hortons, but don't tell jack.
Eric Draven
06-22-2006, 02:37 PM
One of us, one of us....:cool:
Kipobe
06-22-2006, 04:37 PM
"You'll never be one of them..."
AlteredEgo
06-26-2006, 03:56 AM
i think the hype only really deserves a haiku. maybe a limerick. :o
For hours and hours we post on the Hype
Afraid to go out for the sun is so bright
We talk about comics, we talk about movies
We talk about games and music that's groovy
We mock the weirdos, the stalkers, the emos
You know who you are, now come, strike a pose
We laugh with Lee, the Hype's drunken uncle
The only rhyme I can think of is Art Garfunkle
TMOB teaches us all to shave
And our red-lettered leaders try to make us behave
We learn about Randor, Arfo and nachos
We mock the celebs that get caught by the Po po's
We flame, we argue, we type in caps
We dream of the lounge when taking our naps
Never forget the great Hooters thread
Never forget the posters now banned/dead
The Hype truly is a beautiful place
Now all I can say is this, YOUR FACE!:cmad:
END
Boredom is a terrible thing to waste.:o
Venom Drool
09-13-2006, 09:13 PM
loser
Equint77
09-13-2006, 09:14 PM
For hours and hours we post on the Hype
Afraid to go out for the sun is so bright
We talk about comics, we talk about movies
We talk about games and music that's groovy
We mock the weirdos, the stalkers, the emos
You know who you are, now come, strike a pose
We laugh with Lee, the Hype's drunken uncle
The only rhyme I can think of is Art Garfunkle
TMOB teaches us all to shave
And our red-lettered leaders try to make us behave
We learn about Randor, Arfo and nachos
We mock the celebs that get caught by the Po po's
We flame, we argue, we type in caps
We dream of the lounge when taking our naps
Never forget the great Hooters thread
Never forget the posters now banned/dead
The Hype truly is a beautiful place
Now all I can say is this, YOUR FACE!:cmad:
END
Boredom is a terrible thing to waste.:o
BEAUTIFUL>>>> TRUELY BEAUTIFUL>>> I ACTUALLY GOT A BIT CHOKED UP.. :heart: :heart: :heart: :heart:
loser
Meh...I'm just really bored. Gave me something to do for a while./shrug
Venom Drool
09-13-2006, 09:14 PM
milk carton :o
Equint77
09-13-2006, 09:16 PM
I loved that poem... i might have to get it tattooed on my back one day.
maxwell's demon
09-13-2006, 09:16 PM
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v477/maxwellsdemon123/oldccb.gif
BEAUTIFUL>>>> TRUELY BEAUTIFUL>>> I ACTUALLY GOT A BIT CHOKED UP.. :heart: :heart: :heart: :heart:
You know what they say, "if you touch one person...
...they'll probably sue you for harassment."
You know what they say, "if you touch one person...
...they'll probably sue you for harassment."
LOL, yeah, nowadays...
tzarinna
09-13-2006, 09:19 PM
Boredom well spent Mee :up:
Boredom well spent Mee :up:
;) :up:
Themanofbat
09-13-2006, 09:38 PM
And remember folks... keep on trimming, and avoid rusty razor blades... :word:
...unless, of course, you're into that kind of thing... :o
:csad:
:yay:
Venom Drool
09-13-2006, 09:38 PM
heylook... its you
*waves*
Themanofbat
09-13-2006, 09:41 PM
*waves back*
:huh: :huh: :huh:
:csad:
Venom Drool
09-13-2006, 09:42 PM
dont be glum.... *upgrade smiley* :(
oakzap425
09-13-2006, 09:44 PM
Freaks, all of you.
StorminNorman
09-13-2006, 09:47 PM
To bad few on the Hype can actually carry a tune, I would like to see this sung at the next Hype! Charity Softball Game :(
bored
09-13-2006, 09:58 PM
Well, it's better than my idea, "O Hype-ada".
To bad few on the Hype can actually carry a tune, I would like to see this sung at the next Hype! Charity Softball Game :(
Wilhelm's band could play it, wilst Muscles does some break dancing.:up:
Wilhelm-Scream
09-13-2006, 10:12 PM
We mock the weirdos, the stalkers, the emos
You know who you are, now come, strike a pose
Weak rhyme
We laugh with Lee, the Hype's drunken uncle
The only rhyme I can think of is Art Garfunkle I've never thought of Lee and Art in the same synapse-fire. This is history. :humbled:
The Hype truly is a beautiful place
Now all I can say is this, YOUR FACE!:cmad:
evocative!
Your Ode shoots you up +20 in my estimation.
It was hella-more involving than that maudlin thing Kipobe wrote recently for Bella.:up:
next time, work my name in :cmad: : pillow-fight :
Your Ode shoots you up +20 in my estimation.
It was hella-more involving than that maudlin thing Kipobe wrote recently for Bella.:up:
next time, work my name in :cmad: : pillow-fight :
Firstly, what does that put me up to?:o
Secondly, I wanted to work in a few more people. You, Equint, DL, Morg, maybe Holly and some others. But I ran out of creative juice.(which is pretty tasty btw) Plus I didn't want it to be too long.
There may be a part deu someday.:huh:
Equint77
09-13-2006, 10:20 PM
Firstly, what does that put me up to?:o
respectability amongs the inner hype circle... it buys you some slack in case you make useless threads.. or spam in some threads.
you're on you way to becoming one of us.... don't blow it.
respectability amongs the inner hype circle... it buys you some slack in case you make useless threads.. or spam in some threads.
you're on you way to becoming one of us.... don't blow it.
Fair enough.:hyper:
Wilhelm-Scream
09-13-2006, 10:22 PM
But I ran out of creative juiceTell me about it.
I was supposed to tailor-make a haiku for all the biggies a while ago and I finished FOUR and then I was, "Eff THIS. :down."
You slave and slave and it all ammounts to...at best, 3 or 4 "LOL"'s on your monitor. Pffff
Tell me about it.
I was supposed to tailor-make a haiku for all the biggies a while ago and I finished FOUR and then I was, "Eff THIS. :down."
You slave and slave and it all ammounts to...at best, 3 or 4 "LOL"'s on your monitor. Pffff
The life of an artist. Woe is us.:csad:
Wilhelm-Scream
09-13-2006, 10:26 PM
respectability amongs the inner hype circle...guh....maybe I was...buzzed..when I said "PLUS TWENTY" :ninja: .
[Evan Williams]Naw....+20, hahahaha[/Evan Williams]
Equint77
09-13-2006, 10:39 PM
guh....maybe I was...buzzed..when I said "PLUS TWENTY" :ninja: .
[Evan Williams]Naw....+20, hahahaha[/Evan Williams]
i would have given him 15... the poem made me laugh. :hyper:
Edd Extraordinaire
09-13-2006, 10:41 PM
That's JAL's rape chant before he victimizes.
Wilhelm-Scream
09-13-2006, 10:44 PM
lol, "Kudos to MeeeEEEEee!" ?!?
lol
"Kudos to MeeEEEeee, I overpowered her and got her to be quiet!!!"
like that?:huh:
Equint77
09-13-2006, 10:47 PM
That's JAL's rape chant before he victimizes.
i'd think JAL's rape chant would be more mean and crazy.... like...
You're A GOOD GIRL!! :cmad:
You're not A ****!! :cmad:
You're MINE!! :cmad:
I got BANNED DEFENDING YOU!! :cmad:
I built a CHURCH IN YOUR HONOR!! :cmad:
:(
Venom Drool
09-13-2006, 10:52 PM
thats disgusting
Kipobe
09-14-2006, 12:30 AM
Weak rhyme
I've never thought of Lee and Art in the same synapse-fire. This is history. :humbled:
evocative!
Your Ode shoots you up +20 in my estimation.
It was hella-more involving than that maudlin thing Kipobe wrote recently for Bella.:up:
next time, work my name in :cmad: : pillow-fight :
Ironically, I've already made this thread and it did involve more people. I bump it now. :o
http://www.superherohype.com/forums/showthread.php?t=237863
Kipobe
09-14-2006, 12:32 AM
Mee = wanabe. :o
Wilhelm-Scream
09-14-2006, 12:39 AM
Mee = wanabe. :ooh jeez, so embarrassing.
You know when a dude tells his 8 year old son, "You're the best pitcher I've ever SEEN!" ?
and then imagine Nolan Ryan coming up and going, "He's just adopting my wind-up and spitting like I used to. Let me show you this video footage of the All-Star game where I gave a batter brain-damage and then got a medal for it from the mayor."
:o
shame
shame
Edd Extraordinaire
09-14-2006, 12:44 AM
i'd think JAL's rape chant would be more mean and crazy.... like...
You're A GOOD GIRL!! :cmad:
You're not A ****!! :cmad:
You're MINE!! :cmad:
I got BANNED DEFENDING YOU!! :cmad:
I built a CHURCH IN YOUR HONOR!! :cmad:
:(
GLORIOUS! GLORRRRIOUS!
Kipobe
09-14-2006, 12:45 AM
Yeah. Mine said ***** in it. It's gonna be a more posts on his account before he even know what 5 letter word that is. :ccocky:
kypade
09-14-2006, 12:53 AM
mighty fine poem, pooson.
Kipobe
09-14-2006, 12:58 AM
Why thank you, young Kyle of Florida!
And now the ultimate insult... Mee gets the merge. :o :o :o
Wilhelm-Scream
09-14-2006, 01:09 AM
seems like Pyrrhic Victory, but, I guess not. :D:up:
maxwell's demon
09-14-2006, 07:40 AM
damn.:o
merging is such a low blow. its so the opposite of sex, somehow.
And now the ultimate insult... Mee gets the merge. :o :o :o
:cmad: :cmad:
mighty fine poem, pooson.
If this brought Kypade out of hibernation, (even briefly) my work here is done.:word:
Sir Man of Bat
09-14-2006, 11:46 AM
In memorandum of the late Sir Man of Bat?
Did he quit the Hype?
Or did the Hype quit on him?
I will always be here... watching your every moves....
It's best you remember that. :word:
:yay:
Themanofbat
09-14-2006, 11:47 AM
:whatever: :whatever: :whatever:
:oldrazz:
Wilhelm-Scream
09-14-2006, 12:08 PM
heh, you got merged.
Hudson
09-14-2006, 12:10 PM
I do wonder if I should dare and post some of mine.
Wilhelm-Scream
09-14-2006, 12:12 PM
I'm waiting here to rip it to pieces.
jaguarr
09-14-2006, 12:28 PM
Tuna fish, tuna fish, lunch of mine a delicious dish
The silly crack in the next cube over, says you smell bad but her perfume has a worse odor
I'll defend you, tuna fish, from these pod-people who think of the office like it's some sort of church steeple
Only the finest of bread shall you be laid on with care, a throne befitting your nourishing reign over lunchtime fare.
*throws mic on the ground; walks off the stage*
jag
DOG LIPS
09-14-2006, 12:45 PM
Hooters Pimp had something to tell us.
He had met a girl, her name was Lettuce.
It was only last year that he whispered in her ear;
"I'll take a bucket of wings and an ice cold beer."
She took his order like none before.
Her beauty was legendary, no WAY she was a whore.
He thought of her daily, but wanted to wait.
He'd sit a few years, then ask her on a date.
He posted on the Hype of this amazing endeavor.
Little did he know, it would be the best. Thread. Ever.
- Never forget
Hooters Pimp had something to tell us.
He had met a girl, her name was Lettuce.
It was only last year that he whispered in her ear;
I'll take a bucket if wings and an ice cold beer.
She took his order like none before.
Her beauty was legendary, no WAY she was a whore.
He thought of her daily, but wanted to wait.
He'd sit a few years, then ask her on a date.
He posted on the Hype of this amazing endeavor.
Little did he know, it would be the best. Thread. Ever.
- Never forget
Never.:csad: :up:
Wilhelm-Scream
09-14-2006, 12:52 PM
that was some gripping stuff jag and DL
Kipobe
09-14-2006, 12:55 PM
If this brought Kypade out of hibernation, (even briefly) my work here is done.:word:
Hahahahahaha.
Poohson = Pooh
Pooh = the P in KPB
KPB = Kipobe
So........................I guess your job isn't done? :huh:
On the other hand, I don't like it when Mods try to rename things. I would never make a 'poetry corner' thread for everyone. I'm exclusive. I care not for other people's work. Unless it's DBella's, because I'm in love with her for now:dry:
DOG LIPS
09-14-2006, 12:57 PM
Aunt Petunia was a hottie we all wanted to bang.
But one day we found out, she had a wang! :csad:
Many men shriveled and never recovered,
even Yoda felt the pain the men of the Hype suffered.
The hottie was gone, replaced by some dude.
He got a new name, and a hetero attitude.
But losing a female was more than the Hype could handle.
Many spirits were crushed from the Aunt Petunia scandal.
Erzengel
09-14-2006, 12:57 PM
I call this Jonty
Hitting of my face
Causes me to call the cops
Oh, hurtful nephew
maxwell's demon
09-14-2006, 01:00 PM
Randor and Falcor
Did vanquish foul Berman
(musclesforsupes smiled)
maxwell's demon
09-14-2006, 01:01 PM
I call this Jonty
Hitting of my face
Causes me to call the cops
Oh, hurtful nephew
damn you trumping my haiku:cmad:
Bad Superman
09-14-2006, 01:03 PM
There is a cat in the window. (Conga plays)
The cat is looking at me. (Conga plays)
I am in pain. (Conga plays)
You are in pain. (Conga plays)
The World is in pain. (Conga plays)
Meeoww. . .(Conga plays) Meeoww. . .(Conga plays) Meeoww. . . .(Conga plays a 5 second solo)
http://www.salsasf.com/features/interviews/choco.cong.jpg
Erzengel
09-14-2006, 01:04 PM
Reptile
My iron gauntlet
Steadfast like my male harem
Magical Prom Night
Erzengel
09-14-2006, 01:04 PM
damn you trumping my haiku:cmad:
I was inspired.
jaguarr
09-14-2006, 01:05 PM
There is a cat in the window. (Conga plays)
The cat is looking at me. (Conga plays)
I am in pain. (Conga plays)
You are in pain. (Conga plays)
The World is in pain. (Conga plays)
Meeoww. . .(Conga plays) Meeoww. . .(Conga plays) Meeoww. . . .(Conga plays a 5 second solo)
http://www.salsasf.com/features/interviews/choco.cong.jpg
LMAO! :D :up:
I'd never put any of my more serious compositions out on a message board, mostly because they're written with the potential use as lyrics in mind and I may want to use them someday. Put something worth a damn on the internet and sure as ****, someone will steal it.
jag
Bad Superman
09-14-2006, 01:08 PM
LMAO! :D :up:
I'd never put any of my more serious compositions out on a message board, mostly because they're written with the potential use as lyrics in mind and I may want to use them someday. Put something worth a damn on the internet and sure as ****, someone will steal it.
jag
:woot: :up:
Wilhelm-Scream
09-14-2006, 01:09 PM
Reptile
My iron gauntlet
Steadfast like my male harem
Magical Prom Night
hahaha
I'm sick of typing lol and hahaha, so everyone please except this one overarching blanket LOL from me.
DOG LIPS
09-14-2006, 01:13 PM
Dog:
I walk the streets alone
I only stop to bury my bone
The fire hydrants are my potty
When I find a b***h I'm naughty
My mortal enemy is the mailman
I bite his ass whenever I can
The streets are my home
I pee pee wherever I roam
I am Dog, I walk alone.
http://superherohype.com/forums/showpost.php?p=4721232&postcount=3
Wilhelm-Scream
09-14-2006, 01:15 PM
whoa, Past-Blast (http://www.superherohype.com/forums/showthread.php?t=194632)
and it escaped unsexy merge!
maxwell's demon
09-14-2006, 01:25 PM
whoa, Past-Blast (http://www.superherohype.com/forums/showthread.php?t=194632)
and it escaped unsexy merge!
I had no idea what was about to happen when i agreed to be nominated for that thing.
I became part of a very annoying Thread barrage, was mercilessly mocked for days by various posters, and got about 6 votes, i think.:csad:
Bad Superman
09-14-2006, 01:25 PM
Dog:
I walk the streets alone
I only stop to bury my bone
The fire hydrants are my potty
When I find a b***h I'm naughty
My mortal enemy is the mailman
I bite his ass whenever I can
The streets are my home
I pee pee wherever I roam
I am Dog, I walk alone.
http://superherohype.com/forums/showpost.php?p=4721232&postcount=3
Awesome :woot: . . . .here you go:
http://www.petco.com/Assets/product_images/0/079100410019B.jpg
Erzengel
09-14-2006, 01:32 PM
Staring through your bedroom window
Quietly I wait
For you to sleep and dream
Silently I creep in
I lay next to you careful not to let you stir
I kiss you softly
You wake and scream
I cover your mouth til you stop
See how strong my love is for you?
My darling ____________.
Fill in with either Alba, Vicki or Carmen
The Amazing Lee
09-14-2006, 05:49 PM
Thanks for bumping the thread Mee. That rhyme brought a tear to my eye.
Now a rhyme from yours truly:
This drunken kinda of ditty
bout the hype and all that kitty
or should I say the pussy we dream
or at least of that hero of that golden age sheen.
The hype seems a marvellous kinda place where we dwell
of perverts and star wars and hooters as well.
Enemies and Friends seem to please me in ways
that my hand cannot reach, I've never seen better days
I cry and I weep at this historical place
the intelliegence is great but there is many a beautiful face
War Lord is pretty and I'd sure like to do
pretty rotten things to him in the place that we poo.
Goodhead does stimulate that place below me heart
I'm so randy and dandy that she makes me just fart
So the ditty is ending and I hope you do like
the things I have written you spiteful fat dykes
cuz I am the king of the rhymes I'm afraid
if you don't think so, shut up you fat ghey :cmad:
Goodhead does stimulate that place below me heart
I'm so randy and dandy that she makes me just fart
Heh.:up:
The Man Of 16
09-14-2006, 09:09 PM
heres a gothic one for ya
Death, satan, hate
demons, fire, black
oh how my life is sad
so sad I copy Johnny Cash and wear black
Life is bad,
I wish I was dead
Maybe I should shoot people in montreal
...bang
bang
life is meaningless
...bang
Wow, thats a deep poem.
One man's goth is another man's emo.
The Man Of 16
09-14-2006, 09:11 PM
One man's goth is another man's emo.
No way, Goth just changed its name to prevent it from getting its ass kicked.
Even then....
I call this Jonty
Hitting of my face
Causes me to call the cops
Oh, hurtful nephew
Noice.
Truthteller
09-14-2006, 09:23 PM
Out on the streets
As the story is told
Its painted in blues
And its paid in gold
Into the night
On my high horse screamin'
Wouldn'tcha know
I'd be a poetic dreamin'
jaguarr
09-14-2006, 09:42 PM
Its all the same, only the names will change
Everyday it seems were wasting away
Another place where the faces are so cold
I'd drive all night just to get back home
I'm a cowboy, on a steel horse I ride
I'm wanted dead or alive
Wanted dead or alive
Sometimes I sleep, sometimes its not for days
And the people I meet always go their separate ways
Sometimes you tell the day
By the bottle that you drink
And times when youre all alone all you do is think
I walk these streets, a loaded six string on my back
I play for keeps, cause I might not make it back
I been everywhere, still Im standing tall
I've seen a million faces an Ive rocked them all
I'm a cowboy, on a steel horse I ride
I'm wanted dead or alive
Oh, I'm a cowboy, I got the night on my side
I'm wanted dead or alive
Wanted dead or alive
jag
DOG LIPS
09-14-2006, 10:10 PM
I don't care what you say
you can give it away
Your money don't mean much to me.
I've been out on my own
gonna got it alone now
'Cause that's the way it's got to be.
Ev'rybody tells me how I can beat the odds for now.
Well
I've been standing by the fire
but I iust can't feel the heat.
Heartbeat - I'm looking for a heartbeat
Heartbeat - I'm looking for a heartbeat
beating like mine.
Looking at me
it's easy to see
You think you know iust how I feel.
If you do to me wrong and it won't take me long
Before my restless heart will heal.
I'm looking for a love
love like mine
They tell me it's so hard to find
But I can feel it in the rhythm of the heartbeat in the street.
Heartbeat - I'm looking for a heartbeat
Heartbeat - I'm looking for a heartbeat
Beating like mine
beating like mine.
Tell me what you feel now without the heartbeat
Tell me is it real now without the heartbeat?
Heartbeat - I'm looking for a heartbeat.
Truthteller
09-14-2006, 10:16 PM
LOL!!! Bon Jovi meets Don Johnson! :oldrazz:
For hours and hours we post on the Hype
Afraid to go out for the sun is so bright
We talk about comics, we talk about movies
We talk about games and music that's groovy
We mock the weirdos, the stalkers, the emos
You know who you are, now come, strike a pose
We laugh with Lee, the Hype's drunken uncle
The only rhyme I can think of is Art Garfunkle
TMOB teaches us all to shave
And our red-lettered leaders try to make us behave
We learn about Randor, Arfo and nachos
We mock the celebs that get caught by the Po po's
We flame, we argue, we type in caps
We dream of the lounge when taking our naps
Never forget the great Hooters thread
Never forget the posters now banned/dead
The Hype truly is a beautiful place
Now all I can say is this, YOUR FACE!:cmad:
END
Boredom is a terrible thing to waste.:o
Bumped for Abaddon.:o :cmad:
Abaddon
12-17-2006, 03:03 PM
Beautiful. *slow clap*
Bat Attack
12-17-2006, 03:04 PM
*****, *****, big smelly *****.
Dig yourself a hole, wait, you're already in a ditch.
*****, *****, big mean *****.
**** asscock smelly pussy likcker mother****er.
:)
Abaddon
12-17-2006, 03:07 PM
Is that the Ode to Tourette's?
The Amazing Lee
12-17-2006, 05:30 PM
I am a British drunken bastard and I'm here to stay
sober is a scary place and if you don't drink then you're gay
I am not homophobic because I am down with all the guys
If you've heard I like the butt secks then I'll tell you that it's lies.
I like to rhyme, you know, and it's been told, that I'm pretty good at it as well,
I'll rhyme until I'm dead and gone and rotting down in hell.
For I'm Amazing Lee and you'll worship the ground I tread.
If you don't, then I'll be mad and I'll make your arse into brown bread. :cmad:
JLBats
12-17-2006, 05:33 PM
And then two men named Jesus,
Arose from the sand,
And donkeys and elephants,
Fought in the stands,
'Bout which was the saviour,
And which was the man,
Though neither knew nothin',
'Bout no promised land,
And Buddha, Muhammad, or Son of Sam,
It's all the same, they're my idols
*harmonicas*
Abaddon
12-17-2006, 05:49 PM
What does it matter to be a star
to those who don't have an avatar?
What significance is a sig
to those who have such few words to give?
What can a join date mean
to those who've been banned many times in between?
Threads open on religion, politics, and fame
and ultimately the answers are always the same
What price do we pay for all the time wasted,
flaming and maiming mostly unseen faces?
I try to look beneath the masks to find something real,
but so many people would rather conceal.
work in progress.:o:huh:
Da Docta
12-17-2006, 05:51 PM
What does it matter to be a star
to those who don't have an avatar?
What significance is a sig
to those who have such few words to give?
What can a join date mean
to those who've been banned many times in between?
Threads open on religion, politics, and fame
and ultimately the answers are always the same
What price do we pay for all the time wasted,
flaming and maiming mostly unseen faces?
I try to look beneath the masks to find something real,
but so many people would rather conceal.
work in progress.:o:huh:
That was brilliant.
*claps*
Abaddon
12-17-2006, 05:55 PM
it's not finished yet.:o
Canadian Rider
02-27-2007, 01:18 PM
Originally Posted by Canadian Rider http://www.superherohype.com/forums/images/buttons/viewpost.gif (http://www.superherohype.com/forums/showthread.php?p=11098792#post11098792)
In honour of our closeness to the hour, I would like to offer my little ode to the rider ...
With Baited breath, I wait for thee,
My flaming rider, looking at me,
Hell’s on the run, you’ve come to town,
The hellcycle roars, Blackheart is going down …
With Roxanne at your side, her faithful love,
You take your place, darkness above,
All around you though, the light is fierce,
The riders flames, his eyes that pierce …
The Soul’s of evil men are sure to feel,
Their victim’s pain and maybe your steel,
Whatever the injustice, the rider will be there,
Just watch out evil for the Penance Stare …
I have loved you rider, as Johnny Blaze,
Daniel Ketch, he too caught my gaze,
But always rider, it is your flaming looks,
That made me buy your comic books …
The time is nigh, after 29 long years,
You take the big screen amid my cheers,
For at long last, I get to see you ride,
And feel so strongly a Flame Riders pride …
You can have your Spiderman, Iron Man too,
The Rider’s my man, through and through.
He fights for the innocent, takes on hell,
Mostly though … IT’S his flaming Shell!
Ride on Johnny, ride onto the screen,
50 feet tall, the rider of my childhood dreams,
I can wait, these next two weeks more,
Knowing I will hear at last … the Ghost Rider’s Roar!
The Amazing Lee
02-27-2007, 01:27 PM
There was an old penguin called Dew
who used to play with her poo
her daddy said no
that's not the way it should go
now she showers and uses shampoo.
Canadian Rider
02-27-2007, 01:28 PM
How does one see another man's pain?
We all wear masks of one kind or another.
Do you think Victor Von Doom has gone insane?
He merely sought the redemption of his mother.
Was the goal of conquering the world all for his Gain?
Perhaps he sought to heal the suffering of his brothers.
Do you know what he has in mind for his reign?
In his love of order and control would we smother?
Doom for President is an interesting concept;
For surely he could not be any more inept?
raybia
02-27-2007, 02:26 PM
Me
We
A poem by Raybia
Canadian Rider
02-27-2007, 04:31 PM
Raybia.
Short.
Nice.
TEDDY
02-28-2007, 11:03 AM
TEDDY is Da Bear!
Fluffy Little children's toy.
Play time's not over yet!
:ninja:
Canadian Rider
02-28-2007, 11:23 AM
Posting on the Hype
Makes me Laugh a Lot sometimes
Today is one Time!
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