For $1 million what would you do?

[jasonx]

run 40 miles
swim with the sharks
jump out of the 4th floor of a building
get hit by a car going 25 mph

[black_dust]

id do all that for free you pussy

[deemar325]

bump

[comanche_joe]

ive done 2 of em already and i had to pay for them

[deemar325]

I'd walk around naked for a day.

[Manic]

run 40 miles
I can't do that. I have enough trouble with 1 mile.

swim with the sharks
Can't spend the money if I'm dead. And if I swam with sharks, I'd probably be too stupid to do anything worthwhile with my money.

jump out of the 4th floor of a building
But then I'd have to spend a lot of money on medical bills and hiring a driver to haul my paraplegic ass everywhere. That'll eat away at the $1 million in the long run.

get hit by a car going 25 mph
See previous answer.

[Batty for Bats!]

Is this like answer the following options? or post your own?

I dunno. I once offered 5 dollars to taste my own feces, so everythings game for alot less. :( I'm a whore for other people's amusement. I can honestly say there isn't anything I would for 1 million that I wouldn't do for alot less (that's legal.. no killing, stealings game tho)

[deemar325]

Damn!

[Ongie]

I would fellate George Lucas.

[user123456789]

run 40 miles
I can't do that. I have enough trouble with 1 mile.


get in shape you fatty

[DOG LIPS]

id do all that for free you pussy
:mad::up:

[Master Chief]

run 40 miles
swim with the sharks
jump out of the 4th floor of a building
get hit by a car going 25 mph

Off your list:

1) Don't think I'm physically capable.
2) Hahah. No.
3) Already did that once, for twenty bucks. Really I think it was five floors since I landed around the basement sort of, in bushes.
4) Sure, why not.

Anyway. I don't know what I'd do for a million dollars. But I know I'd do anything for a Klondike bar.

[moop501]

I dunno.I guess I'd eat a grape for $1 million bucks.

[Ongie]

I would beat the living crap out of Barbara Walters... then urinate on her face.

[DOG LIPS]

I'd lick the sweat off a fat guy's boobies.

[Ongie]

I'd give a morbidly obese, socially awkward 9th grade boy a Cleveland steamer.

[user123456789]

I'd lick the sweat off a fat guy's boobies.

can i watch?

[DOG LIPS]

can i watch?
Yes. For $5.

[Manic]

get in shape you fatty
NEVER!

[user123456789]

Yes. For $5.
anyone wanna lend me $5?

[moop501]

I'd lick the sweat off a fat guy's boobies.
What if it was Harry Knowles? Eh?

Big ol' freckly tits with large pepperoni-sized nipples,and a few strands of ginger-colored body hair?

[Master Chief]

I'd lick the sweat off a fat guy's boobies.

What about a dead fat guy's boobies?

[DOG LIPS]

What if it was Harry Knowles? Eh?

Big ol' freckly tits with large pepperoni-sized nipples,and a few strands of ginger-colored body hair?
I don't discriminate when I'm broke.

[DOG LIPS]

What about a dead fat guy's boobies?
I don't discriminate when I'm broke.

[Ongie]

I'd toss Harry Knowles' salad for a million!

[The Female Torch]

For $1 million what would you do?


I'd work hard and earn it :o

[moop501]

I'd work hard and earn it :o
So you're saying you'd have sex for $1 million dollars?

[The Female Torch]

So you're saying you'd have sex for $1 million dollars?

Nope, i'd get a job, and work for it not sex

[cornernat]

maybe run 40 miles, otherwise no

[Man-Thing]

run 40 miles
swim with the sharks
jump out of the 4th floor of a building
get hit by a car going 25 mph
I would punch your dog in the balls.

[The Riddler]

i could run 40 miles enless there was some time limit...

[Danger Mouse]

I'm more intrigued in knowing if anyone would allow to have his/her crotch kicked in for a million bucks.

[Man-Thing]

anyone who wouldn't is an idiot. So, what? 15-30 minutes of moderate pain, followed by 1-2 hours of minor discomfort...for ONE MILLION DOLLARS!

You would be an idiot if you didn't. I would take another kidney stone for a million dollars. I'll probably have another anyway.

[Danger Mouse]

anyone who wouldn't is an idiot. So, what? 15-30 minutes of moderate pain, followed by 1-2 hours of minor discomfort...for ONE MILLION DOLLARS!

You would be an idiot if you didn't. I would take another kidney stone for a million dollars. I'll probably have another anyway.
Indeed, the reward makes it worth it. But could you really bear having to go through it? Even the thought of it makes me cringe.

How about sliding a needle-sized rod up your peehole for a million bucks?

[user123456789]

one of your balls can pop :eek:

[AlteredEgo]

i would kill! ...a baby! ...puppy! ... i would kill a baby with a puppy! mwahahahahahahaha!

[redmarvel]

I'ld quit my job and tell my boss off in the manner of the payee's choosing as long as it didn't break any laws.

[LEX]

I'd give up my entire manga collection.

Except Case Closed. I love that. And DragonBall Z. :o

[jasonx]

would any body here get AIDS for $1 mill

[Decay]

get a haircut

[Sentinel X]

get in shape you fattyYou saying that for some reason makes me think youre morbidly obese

[wolfsfang]

would any body here get AIDS for $1 mill

No! :o

[Mr. Credible]

for a million bucks?

i'd eat a kitten.

[LEX]

would any body here get AIDS for $1 mill
No amount of money is worth my life.

[U.S War Machine]

run 40 miles
swim with the sharks
jump out of the 4th floor of a building
get hit by a car going 25 mphGetting hit by a car goin 25 mph wouldn't be bad for a million

[Danger Mouse]

No amount of money is worth my life.
But you won't die instantly. You'll live perhaps for a good year or two, maybe five. Plenty of time to raise hell and spend the million.

Live to 80 on scraps or live for another year with a million bucks?