The new, totally innappropriate ads are hot. Thanks Mirko! [Archive]

Kipobe

06-28-2006, 02:53 PM

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v41/KaPers/Hype%20Pictures/uhk2.jpg

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v41/KaPers/Hype%20Pictures/uhk1.jpg

Okay, I'm down with the tattooed chick in the thong that can get me a free psp, but the old guy spanking his cockadoodle doo is not that sexy to me. He looks dead, and he has a Bill Clinton circa 2049*/Morg thing going on. Ugh. Anyway, I'm gonna need them gone, as I was at an office working yesterday, and someone was trying to see what site I was on from the ads running overhead. I'm pretty sure they thing I'm into old guy, gay masturbation... which I am, but they didn't need to know that... unless they have a hot grandpa or some stuff. Meow.

K, new ads please. Tar.

*actually, not Bill Clinton circa 2049, but actually Senator Kelly from the X-Men movies. Thanks Dog Lips:up:

enterthemadness

06-28-2006, 02:58 PM

That second ad is creepy.

tzarinna

06-28-2006, 03:02 PM

Some have been a bit depressing with the refugees, I come to escape from reality.

xwolverine2

06-28-2006, 03:14 PM

ok has anyone seen an add at the top of the shh pages were theres an old man jacking off and it says "roll over to spank" and it turns out hes dialing a phone?

THAT IS THE MOST DISGUSTING AND FREAKIEST ADD EVER!!!!

the old mans eyes will give me nightmares for years to come!:eek:

Killgore

06-28-2006, 03:15 PM

Remember the NORWIEGIAN MAN ASS!?!?!? THAT WAS THE MOST DISGUSTING AND FREAKIEST ADD EVER!!!!

Wilhelm-Scream

06-28-2006, 03:16 PM

So gross, like I'm going to pay for whatever they're trying to sell.
It taught me that with many of my "questionable" posts that have been deleted, they could've remained had I only payed the management.

Daisy

06-28-2006, 03:17 PM

There's a whole new crop.

I had something about the 'Spider-man chess set' too, but it was moved to Spider-Man products.

Carter

06-28-2006, 03:19 PM

Kipobe

06-28-2006, 03:19 PM

Merging....

http://www.superherohype.com/forums/showthread.php?t=239599

tzarinna

06-28-2006, 03:19 PM

Gladly missed it

Philly Phanboy

06-28-2006, 04:23 PM

Those are still not as bad as the ad that they had a while ago with the teenage girl and the creepy guy with the polaroid camera. :o

jaguarr

06-28-2006, 04:25 PM

I hadn't seen any of these ads thanks to AdBlock and Flashblock, but they do look pretty awful. So, not only do I agree, but Kipobe's post is borderline genius/autistic savant. *golf claps*

jag

Abaddon

06-28-2006, 04:28 PM

Havent seen those,but A Scanner Darkly's becoming a *****

xwolverine2

06-28-2006, 04:56 PM

Remember the NORWIEGIAN MAN ASS!?!?!? THAT WAS THE MOST DISGUSTING AND FREAKIEST ADD EVER!!!!
lol!!.. that one was bad.

but this is ****ing disgusting....WHY DOESNT THE MPAA or w/e sensor that! instead of movies!:o

xwolverine2

06-28-2006, 04:56 PM

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v41/KaPers/Hype%20Pictures/uhk1.jpg

.
*slits wrists*:eek:

DOG LIPS

06-28-2006, 08:47 PM

That old man looks like Senator Kelly in the X-Men movies. :(

xwolverine2

06-29-2006, 01:38 AM

That old man looks like Senator Kelly in the X-Men movies. :(
*stabs DOG LIPS*

Dew k. Mosi

06-29-2006, 02:04 AM

That old man looks like Senator Kelly in the X-Men movies. :(
I thought that too

FunBobPants

06-29-2006, 02:12 AM

i think whatever Dew thinks! :)

Duende Verde

06-29-2006, 08:34 PM

who remembers the "Spider-Man, open my e-mail. Cool!" pop-up banners?
I hated those.

Spider-Man Luvr28

06-29-2006, 08:50 PM

who remembers the "Spider-Man, open my e-mail. Cool!" pop-up banners?
I hated those.
Ugh,that got real annoying.:down

Kipobe

06-30-2006, 11:54 AM

That old man looks like Senator Kelly in the X-Men movies. :(
:up: :up: :up:

I was actually thinking him, but I couldn't figure out what politician I was thinking about, so I put big shot Bill up there instead. But yeah, Kelly.

So correct, I must edit.

xwolverine2

06-30-2006, 01:17 PM

im sorry but that masterbating ad is just insane......

I CANT BELIEVE they would censore the sawII poster and not that!!

xwolverine2

06-30-2006, 01:34 PM

http://img173.imageshack.us/img173/9061/popup25gr.jpg (http://imageshack.us)

as long as u have a pop-up blocker....some of these could be fun....like killing a hooker:)

Bat Attack

06-30-2006, 05:18 PM

That man looks like the escaped convict called the "Child Mangler" who has been wreaking havoc in my town.

(not really)

Kipobe

06-30-2006, 05:21 PM

Senator Kelly. He looks like Senator Kelly, No other reference point matters.

Lackey

06-30-2006, 06:01 PM

I have to agree.

Lackey

06-30-2006, 06:05 PM

i think whatever Dew thinks! :)

you're so lucky, I tried that once and got an aneurism :(

Dew k. Mosi

06-30-2006, 10:15 PM

my thoughts are not for the weak, Lackey

xwolverine2

07-01-2006, 12:53 AM

Senator Kelly. He looks like Senator Kelly, No other reference point matters.
i agree:(

is ur avvy danny elfman?:confused:

Cyclops

07-01-2006, 05:02 PM

Yes, please get rid of the banner ad of Bruce Dickinson (that makes it even worse, considering his last name) masturbating. It makes the content restrictions on posts themselves seem very hypocritical.

"You can't post photos of naked women, but we'll provide you with this game of an old man masturbating instead."

xwolverine2

07-01-2006, 06:11 PM

Cyclops

07-01-2006, 10:34 PM

xwolverine2

07-01-2006, 10:36 PM

But surely the administration who own the site can. C'mon, Mirko, Malice... this advertisement is really just too dirty for a site with rules such as ours. The girl in the thong is tamer than several photos allowed in the Community, but that one in particular... gotta go.
i agree...

There has to be SOMETHING the mods can do...
im not one to censore stuff but its reminding me of senator kelly:(

Drakon

07-02-2006, 01:34 AM

LOL.....

the mods cant control the ads though:(

i agree...

There has to be SOMETHING the mods can do...
im not one to censore stuff but its reminding me of senator kelly:(

Make up your mind.

DOG LIPS

07-02-2006, 01:38 AM

Make up your mind.
That bus was full of kids, Drakanellie! That was your last chance. Hand over your gun and badge.

xwolverine2

07-02-2006, 01:43 AM

Make up your mind.
CHANGE IT!!!!

:o :o :o :o :o

Sabretooth

07-02-2006, 03:14 PM

Anybody ever see the ad where you have to shoot down three ninjas? **** is hard. :mad:

:(

xwolverine2

07-02-2006, 06:30 PM

Anybody ever see the ad where you have to shoot down three ninjas? **** is hard. :mad:

:(
lol i aced it...

THE ONLY reason i did it was because that game played annoying music....and i have a pop up blocker. So i had to do it to get rid of the sound:) :O

The Lizard

07-03-2006, 12:14 PM

Anybody ever see the ad where you have to shoot down three ninjas? **** is hard. :mad:

You shot the Three Ninjas? :(

http://www.inthepants.net/misc/threeninjas.jpg

Sabretooth

07-03-2006, 06:46 PM

Yes. Nothing beats TMNT.:mad:

Not Jake

07-04-2006, 03:16 AM

You shot the Three Ninjas? :(

http://www.inthepants.net/misc/threeninjas.jpg
light up the eyes, boys, light up the eyes

xwolverine2

07-04-2006, 02:41 PM

3 ninjas.....with hulk hogan..lol

Lackey

07-05-2006, 01:15 PM

3 ninjas.....with hulk hogan..lol

http://espn-i.starwave.com/media/pg2/2001/1121/photo/i_nanny_i.jpg

Lackey

07-05-2006, 01:17 PM

Yes. Nothing beats TMNT.:mad:

No, nothing beats Surf Ninjas :mad:

http://www.itvmovieclub.com/itv/images/products/1/39421-large.jpg

Lackey

07-05-2006, 01:20 PM

my thoughts are not for the weak, Lackey

ain't that the truth :(

http://img145.imageshack.us/img145/5180/jill2copy3tq.jpg

Superhero Hype!

07-05-2006, 01:22 PM

I'm actually looking into this one, that is indeed pretty disgusting.

xwolverine2

07-05-2006, 01:31 PM

I'm actually looking into this one, that is indeed pretty disgusting.
THANKS FOR THE HELP!..YOU MADE IT WORSE!!:eek:

http://www.*******.com/files/2006/6/19/77611/monky.JPG
NOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!

its taking over!!.....HELP US!

xwolverine2

07-10-2006, 11:53 PM

ok now i just saw one with two bulls ****ing each other!!!!!!!!!!:eek:

Twitch

07-11-2006, 05:54 AM

No, nothing beats Surf Ninjas :mad:

http://www.itvmovieclub.com/itv/images/products/1/39421-large.jpg

That movie flat out rocks :o:up:

xwolverine2

07-13-2006, 02:06 AM

its missing chuck norris

Kipobe

07-19-2006, 10:36 AM

http://img107.imageshack.us/img107/9914/routhgayyi8.png

That's a bit better:up:

jaguarr

07-19-2006, 10:47 AM

http://img107.imageshack.us/img107/9914/routhgayyi8.png

That's a bit better:up:

Nice. And then management here complains when people run AdBlock and FlashBlock and discuss the virtues of doing so on the forums. What a nice collection of family friendly banners we have, here.

jag

Green Lantern

07-19-2006, 10:55 AM

And can't people get banned for asking that question in the Superman forums?

Kipobe

07-19-2006, 10:58 AM

Only in the Superman forums. It's required upon entry into all lands Marvel.

Green Lantern

07-19-2006, 11:00 AM

Good thing I stay away from those cancer inducing sections of the hype :o

Kipobe

07-19-2006, 11:01 AM

More like, good thing the Marvel forums aren't infected with your Cancer... cancerboy:mad:

Green Lantern

07-19-2006, 11:03 AM

No, I could cure the Marvel forums of all they are infested with. All it would take is one bullet to Bendis's right hand. Then that hack couldn't write anymore :o

Kipobe

07-19-2006, 11:09 AM

Look, we could turn this into a whole 'marvel--DC/East Coast--West Coast/jackcool--dmcnx' thing, but the bottom line is, I won't remember you two minutes from now which will always leave me with the ultimate win.

Gooday, mate.

jaguarr

07-19-2006, 11:12 AM

Kipobe 1 - Greenlantern 0

jag

Holly Goodhead

07-19-2006, 11:12 AM

I miss the "Oh the Zumanity!" ads.

Lackey

07-19-2006, 05:47 PM

No, I could cure the Marvel forums of all they are infested with. All it would take is one bullet to Bendis's right hand. Then that hack couldn't write anymore :o

he could still dictate :o

Lackey

07-19-2006, 05:48 PM

That movie flat out rocks :o:up:

indeed

xwolverine2

07-19-2006, 06:36 PM

http://img107.imageshack.us/img107/9914/routhgayyi8.png

That's a bit better:up:
ROTFL!!!!:eek: :up: :up:

Calvin

07-19-2006, 07:54 PM

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v41/KaPers/Hype%20Pictures/uhk2.jpg

I love this one too, keep 'em coming.

Master Chief

07-19-2006, 08:04 PM

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v41/KaPers/Hype%20Pictures/uhk2.jpg

I want my free PSP.

http://img45.imageshack.us/img45/6264/diffnw3.jpg

kypade

07-20-2006, 12:05 AM

Drak fixed everything, everyone say "I love you, Drakon."

xwolverine2

07-20-2006, 12:19 AM

I want my free PSP.

http://img45.imageshack.us/img45/6264/diffnw3.jpg
it doesnt work:(

Master Chief

07-20-2006, 12:46 AM

I found the differences, I WANT MY PSP!!! :mad:

xwolverine2

07-20-2006, 12:55 AM

Drak fixed everything, everyone say "I love you, Drakon."
what???.....i dont believe it:mad:

Drakon

07-20-2006, 01:09 AM

He was asking for help outside of SHH. So I fixed it for him.

xwolverine2

07-20-2006, 01:10 AM

ah....i thought he meant you fixed the ads!!!!

FIX IT!!!

Drakon

07-20-2006, 01:15 AM

Not in my jurisdiction. All I can do is offer the same help I gave him.

xwolverine2

07-20-2006, 01:16 AM

i pay my shh taxes for a reason!

J. J. Jameson

07-20-2006, 07:37 AM

The only ad I keep getting now is for that movie "super ex girlfriend". That movie looks so stupid.

Kaleb

07-20-2006, 07:42 AM

Ive not seen that one :( . Ive only seen one with cows mating and something to do with ninja ringtones :(

Sabretooth

08-04-2006, 09:28 AM

http://content.yieldmanager.com/6163/64935/1627105720440e523066bca.gif

WTF? When I click the button it takes me to a dumb joke site! I wanna hear a fart,Mirko! :mad:

jaguarr

08-04-2006, 09:33 AM

The Fart Button? Wow. How long before we start seeing banners for scat fetish sites on the Hype?

jag

Kipobe

08-04-2006, 09:41 AM

There's one where you see like half dead bodies flashing all over the banners. A little filtering goes a long way.

jaguarr

08-04-2006, 09:47 AM

There's one where you see like half dead bodies flashing all over the banners. A little filtering goes a long way.

Sounds tacky. I'm glad I never see these things thanks to AdBlock and FlashBlock. When the ads started expanding themselves all over my screen and making a bunch of obnoxious noise, that's when those got installed.

jag

Kipobe

08-04-2006, 09:56 AM

It only bothers me when I'm on certain computers... I can't install those in office computers

LEX

08-04-2006, 09:57 AM

Not cool. I just came across an "Click on the Red Spider to win a PSP!!!" ad. Spiders? Spiders. Tarantulas.

Think of the arachnophobes.

Kipobe

08-04-2006, 09:59 AM

Whatever, your avatar is an eyesore.

Wilhelm-Scream

08-04-2006, 10:05 AM

http://i5.photobucket.com/albums/y199/Wilhelm-Scream/IMCG.jpg

Kipobe

08-04-2006, 10:07 AM

I don't need to click to find out.

But it didn't stop me trying.

LEX

08-04-2006, 10:11 AM

Whatever, your avatar is an eyesore.
Arachnophobia is not something to shrug about. :down

Eyesore? Eyesorer than those seizurific avatars you see nowadays? Don't worry, it won't stick.