What The Hell?!

[Kevin]

sorry, i just saw this and it pissed me off. WHAT THE HELL?!? when did this happen and why?
http://i78.photobucket.com/albums/j89/RobinBlue_photos/FF_281sue_gets_revengeII_Reed20smac.jpg

[KevanG]

Obviously she insulted his ability to make any part of his body bigger but not firm and he feels ashamed about it. Of course the next scene is where she explodes his head with an invisble bubble.

[CantThinkOfAName]

sometimes a ***** needs to shut up

[Varient]

sorry, i just saw this and it pissed me off. WHAT THE HELL?!? when did this happen and why?
http://i78.photobucket.com/albums/j89/RobinBlue_photos/FF_281sue_gets_revengeII_Reed20smac.jpgReminds me of when Reed Richards of Alt Earth was masgerading as Read on earth 616.

[CantThinkOfAName]

Reminds me of when Reed Richards of Alt Earth was masgerading as Read on earth 616.
masquerading*



I mean, honestly...

[deemar325]

sometimes a ***** needs to shut up

LOL!! ah..that's wrong....LOL!!

[Kent]

Yeah, the Hatemonger did something to like... "brainwash" Susan (or something), and turned her on the FF. The slap was part of Reed's attempts to snap her out of it (and it worked).

[Silver Sable]

A man should never hit a woman! :mad:

[onceasaint]

Reed is probably working on some kind of nifty new invention that keeps Susan in a stasis field built into their kitchen where she will remain perpetually bare-foot and pregnant...

[Joker]

A man should never hit a woman! :mad:

some times you gotta hit a b**ch cause she wont put out, or make you dinner :mad:




















I think that's possibly the most offensive thing I've ever said here, and that's saying something :o

[onceasaint]

Maybe Susan's cooking wasn't that Fantastic.

"What the hell is this Sue? Meatloaf?"

"Its Tuna Casserole..."

"Its crap! That's what it is!"

"Reed I..."

"Shut up Susan..."

"But Reed I..."

http://i78.photobucket.com/albums/j89/RobinBlue_photos/FF_281sue_gets_revengeII_Reed20smac.jpg

[Silver Sable]

I think that's possibly the most offensive thing I've ever said here, and that's saying something :o

Your damn right bub! :mad: :(

[Joker]

Your damn right bub! :mad: :(

actually, now that I think of it, I once said we should round up...uhm..."special" people and put them in camps...but that was a long time ago, so I think the statute of limitations makes the one in this thread the current most offensive thing i've ever said :o

[Joker]

Maybe Susan's cooking wasn't that Fantastic.

"What the hell is this Sue? Meatloaf?"

"Its Tuna Casserole..."

"Its crap! That's what it is!"

"Reed I..."

"Shut up Susan..."

"But Reed I..."

http://i78.photobucket.com/albums/j89/RobinBlue_photos/FF_281sue_gets_revengeII_Reed20smac.jpg

they should make a What If on this..."What If...Reed Richards Was An Abusive, White Trash Husband?"...he could just sit around all day in a wife beater (no pun intended), drinking beer, complaing abou how he hurt his back playing football and can't get a job, and then yell at/beat susan :o

[Nasty-B]

I don't know what bothers me more: Reed slapping Sue, or Sue's lady-mullet.

[TheCorpulent1]

Byrne really loves the lady-mullet for some reason. It's weird.

[onceasaint]

Byrne really loves the lady-mullet for some reason. It's weird.

Business in the front, party in the back. Whats not to like?

[TheCorpulent1]

The fact that it makes chicks look like MacGyver, only uglier? :(

[onceasaint]

they should make a What If on this..."What If...Reed Richards Was An Abusive, White Trash Husband?"...he could just sit around all day in a wife beater (no pun intended), drinking beer, complaing abou how he hurt his back playing football and can't get a job, and then yell at/beat susan :o

I really would buy that.

Reed's brilliance reduced to coming up with inventions to smack Sue around.
Reed invents something like the Time Dilation Accelerator from Spidey TAS, just so he can smack Sue from another room while he's in a recliner watching the game.

His costume would be the same F4 uniform, except the top half would be ripped up into a vest with a wife beater on under it.

[onceasaint]

The fact that it makes chicks look like MacGyver, only uglier? :(

http://cybersimpsons.phpnet.org/cs/img/patty_selma.gif

Why ya gotta rip on MacGyver? :(

[Joker]

I really would buy that.

Reed's brilliance reduced to coming up with inventions to smack Sue around.
Reed invents something like the Time Dilation Accelerator from Spidey TAS, just so he can smack Sue from another room while he's in a recliner watching the game.

His costume would be the same F4 uniform, except the top half would be ripped up into a vest with a wife beater on under it.

bwa ha ha ha ha, yes!

[Joker]

oooh ooh I got one

Reed: Hey...Hey Sue...What did the five...

Sue: Reed, honey, I know that you like the joke but..

Reed: Shut up! What did the five fingers say...

Sue: Look, it was funny the first time, now will you please just...

http://i78.photobucket.com/albums/j89/RobinBlue_photos/FF_281sue_gets_revengeII_Reed20smac.jpg

[onceasaint]

He probably hit her because she forgot to re-fuel the fantasti-car.

"Susan..."

"Yes dear?"

"Did you take the car today?"

"Yes"

"Did you forget something?"

"I dont think..."

-SMACK-

"That's right, you don't think! See that 'E' on the fuel guage?? That means EMPTY!"

"But Reed..."

"You were in all the same classes as me at college and you don't know what the **** it means for the fuel tanks to be on 'E'?? How am I suppose to get to Latveria if the fantasti-car can't produce the neccessary 1.21 gigawatts to fly??!?"

http://www.flyingomelette.com/oddities/sab/marty.jpg

"Doc... what the hell's a gigawatt???"

"SHUT UP MARTY! SHUT UP BOTH OF YOU"

"Reed he's only trying to hel..."

http://i78.photobucket.com/albums/j89/RobinBlue_photos/FF_281sue_gets_revengeII_Reed20smac.jpg

[Kool-Aid]

I love how he didn't yell the "Susan i said" part out.lol

[keap]

He probably hit her because she forgot to re-fuel the fantasti-car.

"Susan..."

"Yes dear?"

"Did you take the car today?"

"Yes"

"Did you forget something?"

"I dont think..."

-SMACK-

"That's right, you don't think! See that 'E' on the fuel guage?? That means EMPTY!"

"But Reed..."

"You were in all the same classes as me at college and you don't know what the **** it means for the fuel tanks to be on 'E'?? How am I suppose to get to Latveria if the fantasti-car can't produce the neccessary 1.21 gigawatts to fly??!?"

http://www.flyingomelette.com/oddities/sab/marty.jpg

"Doc... what the hell's a gigawatt???"

"SHUT UP MARTY! SHUT UP BOTH OF YOU"

"Reed he's only trying to hel..."

http://i78.photobucket.com/albums/j89/RobinBlue_photos/FF_281sue_gets_revengeII_Reed20smac.jpg

i didnt know marty was part of the fantastic four now.......awesome!:up:

[TheCorpulent1]

http://cybersimpsons.phpnet.org/cs/img/patty_selma.gif

Why ya gotta rip on MacGyver? :(
I love MacGyver, but his hair was just... mullety. :(

[onceasaint]

I love MacGyver, but his hair was just... mullety. :(

He cut the mullet off for Stargate SG1, cut him some slack. :(

[TheCorpulent1]

I know, and I love Stargate, too. I've also been trying to find DVDs or episode downloads of Legend. I like RDA, it's just... the mullet... egad. :eek:

[onceasaint]

I know, and I love Stargate, too. I've also been trying to find DVDs or episode downloads of Legend. I like RDA, it's just... the mullet... egad. :eek:

I know, it just kinda... haunts you.

I'm convinced the mullet isn't even a hair style, its more likely a symbiote like venom. Except instead of feeding off cancer or adrenaline it feeds off bad taste.

[TheCorpulent1]

And trailer parks.

[onceasaint]

And trailer parks.
No, that is incidental!

Sorry... couldn't help it. :O
Was watching Silence of the Lambs yesterday.

[Venom.Symbiote]

I really would buy that.

Reed's brilliance reduced to coming up with inventions to smack Sue around.
Reed invents something like the Time Dilation Accelerator from Spidey TAS, just so he can smack Sue from another room while he's in a recliner watching the game.

You forget, this is Mr. Fantastic. With his abilities, he could smack her from another room anyway. In fact he could smack her halfway down the street. I could see it now Reed sitting on the couch watching the game with his stained wife beater 5 0'clock shadow and his feet on the table showing his holey socks.

Sue is down the street returning from the store when her phone rings.

Sue: (Looking the number) "What does his ass want now?" Answers the phone, "Yes dear"....

Reed: "Don't 'yes dear' me. Did you get my Doritos?"

Sue: "Yes, but they didn't have the nacho cheese so I got you ranch."

Reed: silence

Sue: "Reed?"

Reed: silence

Sue: "Reed? What's wrong?"

Reed taps Sue on the shoulder with his elongated arm. Like a fool she turns right into it....

SLAP!!!

She hits the ground, dropping everything.

Reed: (on the phone) "B*tch! Take that ***** back and get me NACHO. N - A - C - H - O cheese. Is that so hard? Oh, and pick this phone up you don't work, I paid for it."

Sue: "I'm sorry Reed, I'll do better next time."

Reed: "Yes you will. Did you get my Sam Adams?"

Sue: silence then the sound of running footsteps.

Reed: (yelling in the phone) "DAMMIT!!!!!!" "Don't you come home tonight b*tch!"

Just my take on the situation. :venom:

[onceasaint]

True, but I meant it in the cartoonish way that he is so lazy and so fixed on torturing his wife that instead of simply stretching a lot to reach her, he'd invent a portal system just to stick his hand in the portal and smack her.

That should be another Marvel Universe, the comic is just that universe's Reed smacking Sue around. Make Reed say all sorts of messed up things to Sue.

"Damn accident couldn't finish the job... made it so I don't have to see you, but I still have to f'n hear you! ...need to invent a mute button for you. -opens another beer-"

[Gogo Bananas]

I believe she was possessed by Malice when he smacked her, so he wasn't really hitting his wife.

[TheCorpulent1]

That's not what the handprint on Sue's face after she regained control said. :p

[onceasaint]

Malice or no Malice... she better not forget Reed's doritos.

[Dread]

Still, somewhere in a dark corner Hank Pym is sitting there and going, "Richards hits his wife, saves Galactus, accidentally wipes out a planet, and pretends to be dead sporatically, and yet what's he known for? Being a scientist. Yet I can save the world dozens of times, and I'm STILL seen as a ****ing wife-beater. My kingdom for a writer who's read something of me that took place during the measly 20 year span afterwards..."

[TheCorpulent1]

Don't forget, Spider-Man's a wife-beater, too. It's the in thing among comic superheroes. :up:

[onceasaint]

That's not what the handprint on Sue's face after she regained control said. :p

"Why did you hit me??"

"I didn't."

"But you just..."

" -SMACK- I didn't hit you... you fell down the stairs..."

"I fell down the stairs? :confused:"

"You fell down the stairs Susan... you should be more careful. :mad:"

[Dread]

Oh, yes, during "The Spider" garbage that was supposed to "forever change the character in exciting, new directions".

My joke stands; Hank Pym is the only Marvel hero who hit his wife who could never escape the stigma of it, mostly because future writers saw that as his only defining moment.

[onceasaint]

Oh, yes, during "The Spider" garbage that was supposed to "forever change the character in exciting, new directions".

My joke stands; Hank Pym is the only Marvel hero who hit his wife who could never escape the stigma of it, mostly because future writers saw that as his only defining moment.

Yeah but thats just who Hank is... he's almost always a douche. If you were standing next to him for five minutes you'd just go "AHHh!!! -slugs him-" ...sorta like Guy Gardner sometimes.

[TheCorpulent1]

That's actually not who Hank is at all. That was his Yellowjacket persona, which was basically an uninhibited version of himself. Spider-Man got off scot-free after wreaking mayhem in the symbiote, Legion got off scot-free for spazzing out and killing people when his evil personas were in control, hell, even Colossus got off scot-free for joining the Acolytes and trying to kill his ex-teammates, and he was perfectly in his right mind at the time! Hank just got the crap end of the stick.

[Gogo Bananas]

Well, with Hank Pym they don't have many other options for shoehorning a little character into him. All the good neurosis are taken: alcholism, man out of time, god complex, artificial intelligence, redeemed criminal, hot head...what else is left besides wife beater?

[onceasaint]

Exactly!

If he wasn't a wife beater... he'd just be that other guy with the Avengers.

Even now, when I showed my brother the guys heading up SHRA in Civil War, he had no clue who the hell Hank was, and he read more Avengers comics than I did when he was a kid.

[TheCorpulent1]

Psshh, whatever. The best Hank Pym stuff is from Avengers West Coast, when he was neurosis-free and kicking ass as the Avengers' resident super-genius/engineer. He was MacGyver in comic form (although he miraculously managed to avoid the mullet curse, despite the fact that Byrne was drawing AWC at the time).

[deemar325]

Try that **** on She-Hulk.

[keap]

Psshh, whatever. The best Hank Pym stuff is from Avengers West Coast, when he was neurosis-free and kicking ass as the Avengers' resident super-genius/engineer. He was MacGyver in comic form (although he miraculously managed to avoid the mullet curse, despite the fact that Byrne was drawing AWC at the time).

alright!! :D.you bough th mullets back into the conversation!.....

....mullets are making a comeback i tell ya!!....

[Varient]

Well, with Hank Pym they don't have many other options for shoehorning a little character into him. All the good neurosis are taken: alcholism, man out of time, god complex, artificial intelligence, redeemed criminal, hot head...what else is left besides wife beater?
Man ****
Pedophile
Involuntary gender Change
Dumbing down through accident or injury.
GERIphile (OOOOOH Janet,.. Your great GrandMother is Hawt!)
Machonist

[Not Jake]

actually, now that I think of it, I once said we should round up...uhm..."special" people and put them in camps...but that was a long time ago, so I think the statute of limitations makes the one in this thread the current most offensive thing i've ever said :o
that stuff isn't very offensive. poser:o

[CantThinkOfAName]

some times you gotta hit a b**ch cause she wont put out, or make you dinner :mad:




















I think that's possibly the most offensive thing I've ever said here, and that's saying something :oPretty sad considering I said a similar but better joke only a few posts above yours.:(

[Roy Harper]

I've never seen the pic before.

[MaraJanesSlave]

Well, um... maybe it didn't hurt so much because his hand is all rubbery?

Yeah, wishful thinking, I know... Has Sue ever hit Reed?

~Mara Jane

[Varient]

Well, um... maybe it didn't hurt so much because his hand is all rubbery?

Yeah, wishful thinking, I know... Has Sue ever hit Reed?

~Mara Jane


(chuckle)
Yes.

She has smacked all the men in the FF with that force field,...

[TheCorpulent1]

I'm fairly certain she nearly killed all of them at least once or twice as Malice, too.

[onceasaint]

I keep trying to type an intelligent response to this thread but Corp's avy is making me laugh. Damn Venture Bros. and their jump suits...er... Speed Suits!

[TheCorpulent1]

Good call correcting that. Don't ever let me hear you say "jumpsuit" again! :mad:

[onceasaint]

Good call correcting that. Don't ever let me hear you say "jumpsuit" again! :mad:


...:(

-mutters- damn crumbbum...possibly crampon

[Harlekin]

That should be another Marvel Universe, the comic is just that universe's Reed smacking Sue around. Make Reed say all sorts of messed up things to Sue.

"Damn accident couldn't finish the job... made it so I don't have to see you, but I still have to f'n hear you! ...need to invent a mute button for you. -opens another beer-"
They should totally make that a "Married with Children" like What-If?.

Al Bundy=Reed
Peg Bundy=Sue
Kelly Bundy=Johnny
Bud Bundy=Ben

[November Rain]

this thread is insane...

[onceasaint]

They should totally make that a "Married with Children" like What-If?.

Al Bundy=Reed
Peg Bundy=Sue
Kelly Bundy=Johnny
Bud Bundy=Ben

You want Sue nagging Reed to rub her ass?

The uniforms would have to change too, how is Reed gonna sit with his hand in his pants? Its a one piece thing. (Im not calling it a jump suit so Corp doesnt yell at me again).

Half the comic would be Reed talking to the others from the can. His arms would be in lab and he'd just yell from the bathroom.

[Dope Nose]

Half the comic would be Reed talking to the others from the can. His arms would be in lab and he'd just yell from the bathroom.

<insert screencap from the film of Reed reaching for the toilet paper>

[onceasaint]

<insert screencap from the film of Reed reaching for the toilet paper>

I was hoping someone had a picture of that scene. Guess not. :(

[Zeu]

I wonder.... would the bubble in the head work on Reed?
Dude´s elastic cells woudl probably just stretch without ripping tissue.

[TheCorpulent1]

Probably not, since Reed seems to be able to deform his body in practically every way. A bubble around his head, however, would cut off the oxygen he still needs to breathe.

[onceasaint]

Probably not, since Reed seems to be able to deform his body in practically every way. A bubble around his head, however, would cut off the oxygen he still needs to breathe.

Eh... just gimme some liquid nitrogen and a hammer...

"Whose Mr Fantastic now!?"

[TheCorpulent1]

Well, presumably his own wife wouldn't want to kill him.

Or would she...?

[onceasaint]

Well, presumably his own wife wouldn't want to kill him.

Or would she...?

Women, like elephants, never forget... She's probably still mad about that slap.

"You were evil!"

"It hurt!"

"YOU...WERE...EVIL!"

"IM YOUR WIFE!"

"Dont remind me"

[Joker]

man...the whole rumored sue/reed break up thing is all starting to make sense now, it all stems from this one incident of spousal abuse :o

[onceasaint]

man...the whole rumored sue/reed break up thing is all starting to make sense now, it all stems from this one incident of spousal abuse :o

Like I said before, women never forget and damn sure never forgive.

[TheSumOfGod]

sometimes a ***** needs to shut up

lmao :D