Keira Knightly's Digital Rack

[Drakon]

Keira: my flat chest is a turn-off [Drak: No duh!]

Much has been made of Keira Knightley's slender frame and relatively flat chest.

Indeed, Keira herself has spoken openly of not having breasts, but 'pecs', and said that she would die for a curvy body like Scarlett Johansson's.

But in an extraordinarily revealing interview, the actress has told of how American audiences view her rather differently.

The 21-year-old star of the Pirates of the Caribbean films has spoken of her bemusement at being surgically enhanced by computer trickery in promotional material publicising her films in the US.

She says studio executives and magazine publishers have decided that instead of presenting her as she really is, she should be seen as a lot bustier in case her flat chest 'turned people off'.

The actress says her breasts were digitally boosted for the advertising campaign for her 2004 movie King Arthur.

She also claims magazine publishers in the US ban stars from appearing on their front covers unless they have at least a C-cup size, or are willing to be digitally enhanced to make it appear as if they have.

Keira, who played Guinevere in King Arthur, said her normal breasts were blown out of all proportion and looked droopy on the advert to promote the film.

'Those things certainly weren't mine,' she told a US magazine yesterday.

'I remember we had an interesting discussion when they said, "We want to make them slightly larger and you'll get approval" and I was like, "OK, fine. 'I honestly don't give a s***."

'But then they showed me the first copy and these things must have been double-Es - and they were down to my knees.

'And I was like, "I don't mind you making them bigger, but don't give me droopy breasts. They look like your grandmother's t***', the actress said.

She then went on to say the incident was certainly not the first time she has had her chest digitally enhanced.

She explained: 'I did one magazine and found out you're not actually allowed to be on a cover in the US without at least a C cup because it turns people off.

'Apparently they have done market research and found that women want to see no less than a C cup on other women. Isn't that crazy? 'So they made my t*** bigger for that as well.'

Miss Knightley's comments will be seen as refreshingly honest in an industry fettered by publicists and agents watching every word. the actress has an agent, but unusually, no publicist.

http://img.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2006/07/kiera120706_600x399.jpg

Computer trickery : Keira's UK promotional material reveals her flat chest and right, in the US version, she boasts a fuller chest

[bored]

Well, she's done nude scenes, so it's not like it's much of a mystery.

[Super Flight]

i didnt know that, so they digitize it?

[Samael]

:) Drakon, that's been out for awhile. And yes, it's not surprising.

Edit: umm. I mean not this interview, just through the grape vine sort of thing.

[Kaleb]

meh im more of an ass man myself.

[Abaddon]

God damn she's flat!:eek:

[black_dust]

In Domino Harvey some bird made fun of her size, then she kicked her ass :)

[Kaleb]

Natalie Portman is also flat , but I think she is ****n hot.

[Kable24]

flat chested or not, I would still give my left nut to bang her.

[Drakon]

:) Drakon, that's been out for awhile. And yes, it's not surprising.

Edit: umm. I mean not this interview, just through the grape vine sort of thing.

I knew she was flat, but it was a slow news day. And I didn't realize just how flat she is. I've got bigger boobs than she does.

[Tangled Web]

Gross.

[enterthemadness]

boobs or not, she is still attractive.

[Tangled Web]

I mean, fake tits are gross. She should be who she is.

[Kaleb]

my cat recently had a kittens and now its got bigger teets than Keira ,well this doesnt really suprise me I mean she was more manly than Orlando in Pirates :o

[Sabretooth]

Tits are nice,but I'm more interested in booty. So eh,don't care about her chest :o

[Kaleb]

Tits are nice,but I'm more interested in booty. So eh,don't care about her chest :o
same here :o :O

[lordofthenerds]

Someone should tell her that sagging boobs are better than no boobs. :o

[bored]

Eh, I'd take an A-cup girl before a hag with potato sacks on her chest.

[Kaleb]

Id still take her over other breast freaks such as Tara Ried and Thora Birch .

[Tangled Web]

I don't see what the problem is with no breasts. :confused:

[Sabretooth]

Me neither. Only thing I find a little disturbing is that I have bigger boobs than her.:(

[Noon]

I don't think her having a flat chest in any way detracts from her hotness, or her ability to play a role. She's one of my favourite actresses, and you guys who think an a-cup is worse than saggy boobs, well...screw you

[Tangled Web]

She makes a hotter guy than a girl anyway.

[Golgo-13]

She's hot regardless of her flat chest, as is Portman. I'd love to have a sex sandwich with both of them.

[Abaddon]

I don't know if I could go through with ****ing her without feeling like a pedophile.:(:down

[Noon]

I should go into a rant about how just judging actresses based on their ****-ability, cup size etc. is wrong blah blah blah, but I know it would just be wasted on you guys...

[Tangled Web]

I should go into a rant about how just judging actresses based on their ****-ability, cup size etc. is wrong blah blah blah, but I know it would just be wasted on you guys...
I agree with you noon. Natalie Portman is my favorite actress.

[Golgo-13]

Thandie Newton is also flat. The Brits do not view big boobs as Americans do.

[Tangled Web]

http://www.superherohype.com/forums/showthread.php?t=241466

[Iceman]

I won't be saying no to Keira, rack or no rack.

[Calvin]

Someone should tell her that sagging boobs are better than no boobs. :o
Except that they're really really really not. Sagging boobs look like inhuman mutations.

[Noon]

Yay for Calvin!

[Socrates]

Although Keira has like, no boobies I think she's a pretty cool chick regardless.

[Calvin]

Yay for Calvin!
Yay!

[The Chairman]

Boobs are not, Keira Knightley is still insanely tappable.

[Hunter Rider]

Prettiest face in the biz but damn she needs some breasticles:(

[The Last Meatbag]

mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm.........Scarlett Johansen :O

[Drakon]

Breasticles? That's my word, damn you. :mad:

[The Chairman]

mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm.........Scarlett Johansen :O

She is yummy, isn't she. And its Johansson! :mad:

[Hunter Rider]

Breasticles? That's my word, damn you. :mad:

I invented it:mad: .......im sure:confused:

[WorthyStevens]

To all the guys on here *****ing about Keira being flat, you know you would still put it in her. :o

[The Chairman]

To all the guys on here *****ing about Keira being flat, you know you would still put it in her. :o

Yeah, we've pretty much already established that.

[WorthyStevens]

Yeah, we've pretty much already established that.

I just wanted to reiterate that. ;)

[Kable24]

To all the guys on here *****ing about Keira being flat, you know you would still put it in her. :o


Duh!! Hence me saying I would give my left testicle to poke it.

[The Last Meatbag]

Yeah, but I still love Keira and stuff

She's pretty awesome :O

[O'Haire]

Boobs or not I don't care. But she could gain a few pounds. I find he way to skinny.

Thats what turns me off about her.

[terry78]

I need breasts. I need the girl I'm with to have them. I grew up on shapely women being attractive, and a girl with the equivalent of a boy's chest does not attract me physically. I'm quite the looker, so I can honestly say that I would not put it in her if given the chance. :o

[Calvin]

Haha

[Tangled Web]

I'd put it in her while pretending she's a guy.

[JLBats]

I'd put it in her while pretending she's a guy.

...

[Tangled Web]

...
Don't judge me. :o

[Tangled Web]

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Don't judge me. :o

[Tangled Web]

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Don't judge me. :o

[Tangled Web]

...
Don't judge me. :o

[Tangled Web]

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Don't judge me. :o

[Tangled Web]

...
Don't judge me. :o

[Tangled Web]

sorry

[Tangled Web]

yeah.

[Tangled Web]

I think I've made myself clear.

[Gamma Ray]

And this is just part of why Natalie Portman is hotter than Keira.

[Darthphere]

Id hit it.

[Hades]

Whoa, what the hell, Webs?

[Tangled Web]

Yeah, my comp went rogue.

[The Last Meatbag]

I don't think he wants to be judged :(

[Samael]

I woulda played it cool man. "Okay, get the point? BEEYOTCHES!"

[Iceman]

I don't think he wants to be judged :(I think he said that in one of his posts. :up:

[Tangled Web]

And this is just part of why Natalie Portman is hotter than Keira.
Yes, you are right, Natalie's beauty far exceeds Keira's. Nat's face is just much better and less concave. Nat is also at a healthy weight.

[Samael]

Plus she's a vegan... but I don't know what Keira is.. so umm.. This water i'm drinking tastes like piss. :down

[Darthphere]

Yes, you are right, Natalie's beauty far exceeds Keira's. Nat's face is just much better and less concave. Nat is also at a healthy weight.


Keira is just a skinny chick, like the chocolate cake girl from SPider-Man 2.

[Tangled Web]

Yeah, Nat's a veagan and she out weighs Keira. Well I guess vegitables are far more healthy than...nothing.

[Tangled Web]

Keira is just a skinny chick, like the chocolate cake girl from SPider-Man 2.
Ugh, I'd put a paper bag over that cake girl.

[Iceman]

Plus she's a vegan... but I don't know what Keira is.. so umm.. This water i'm drinking tastes like piss. :downIs being a vegan a positive?

[blind_fury]

Sorry Kiera, but I need at least a handfull.

[Tangled Web]

Is being a vegan a positive?
Is it a negative?

[Samael]

Is being a vegan a positive?I would say so.

[Iceman]

Is it a negative?Not as far as I know.

[Tangled Web]

Not as far as I know.
That's right.

[Iceman]

http://img100.imageshack.us/img100/6919/keiraknightley4mqy5.jpg (http://imageshack.us)

...just to back up my earlier :up: rack or no rack comment.

[Gamma Ray]

http://www.chinadaily.com.cn/entertainment/2006-07/05/xin_490703050914884769816.jpg


Not the best dress for a woman of her... ehem... proportion.

[Iceman]

Yeah bad choice. Not dressing to her strengths.

[Darthphere]

Id hit it.

[The Last Meatbag]

Same thing with Kate Bosworth.

She looked pretty gross in her superman returns premiere pictures :(

[Darthphere]

Same thing with Kate Bosworth.

She looked pretty gross in her superman returns premiere pictures :(


She had no ass in that scene washing the dishes.

[Iceman]

She had no ass in that scene washing the dishes.No rack is one thing but no ass is a zero tolerance offence.

[ampersand]

http://www.chinadaily.com.cn/entertainment/2006-07/05/xin_490703050914884769816.jpg


Not the best dress for a woman of her... ehem... proportion.
Yikes! She needs to be fed. Badly.

[Tangled Web]

I'm about personality myself.

[Iceman]

Yikes! She needs to be fed. Badly.I think she has been fed badly.

[ampersand]

I think she has been fed badly.Poorly:o

[Tangled Web]

She can feed herself but chooses not to, or throws it up afterwards.

[DOG LIPS]

I'm about personality myself.
Brains are hot.

[Tangled Web]

http://www.chinadaily.com.cn/entertainment/2006-07/05/xin_490703050914884769816.jpg


.
Now we know why they called the film "Dead Man's Chest."

[Tangled Web]

Brains are hot.
Mmm. Especially those UCLA and Harvard brains.

[Gamma Ray]

Now we know why the called the film "Dead Man's Chest."


Clever! :up:

[enterthemadness]

:eek: wow, where's her ****ing chest at?!

[MaskedManJRK]

Now we know why they called the film "Dead Man's Chest."

Nice. :D:up:

[terry78]

She makes Lara Flynn Boyle look like Mamie Van Doren. how's that for an obscure reference? :o

[Tangled Web]

I know who Maime Van Doren is!
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mamie_Van_Doren#Motion_pictures
:o

[Boom]

I'd still **** her in a heart beat.

Does that make me immoral :(?

[xwolverine2]

Now we know why they called the film "Dead Man's Chest."
LOL!!!!!!!:D :D

why didnt they digitize it more?....there still tiny

[xwolverine2]

http://www.chinadaily.com.cn/entertainment/2006-07/05/xin_490703050914884769816.jpg


Not the best dress for a woman of her... ehem... proportion.
its like her boobs are being sucked INTO her body:( :down

[Boom]

Brains are hot.
I get kicked out of the morgue alot. I don't know what they want from me. It's the only place with nude brains!

[Carter]

Face>Tits

[Danalys]

She is yummy, isn't she. And its Johansson! :mad:
yep nordic name anglasized. johan's son.

[Danalys]

about the boobs. that costume flattens them anyway and the bow pulling position will flatten them as well. which would make you a better archer since your breasts wouldn't be getting in the way at the time.

[JackBauer]

http://www.chinadaily.com.cn/entertainment/2006-07/05/xin_490703050914884769816.jpg


Not the best dress for a woman of her... ehem... proportion.

I wouldn't hit it. she might break apart if I did.

not to mention... LIP FREAK!!!

[Whirlysplat]

Kiera Knightleys chest reminds me of 2 fried eggs bless her.

- Whirly

[Gamma Ray]

Her chest reminds me of her back.

[Darthphere]

Id still hit it.

[terry78]

She's literally the beast with two backs. :o

[Kaleb]

perhaps she could audition for the part of silver surfers surfboard in fantastic four 2? thats only if Natalie Portman doent beat her to the role. :o

[TNC9852002]

Now we know why they called the film "Dead Man's Chest."
http://img87.imageshack.us/img87/2025/dd81pm8tb8cg.jpg

-TNC

[Tangled Web]

perhaps she could audition for the part of silver surfers surfboard in fantastic four 2? thats only if Natalie Portman doent beat her to the role. :o
Hey there. Nat has breasts and a very nicely shaped posterior. Watch Closer. Natalie Portman and Keira Knightley can't be confused after that.

[Kaleb]

Hey there. Nat has breasts and a very nicely shaped posterior. Watch Closer. Natalie Portman and Keira Knightley can't be confused after that.
you right, I should have never involved Natalie in this, it was wrong of me and it wont happen again. :(

[Tangled Web]

It is ok. Other Silver Surfboards can be Paris Hilton, Nicole Richie, Keira Knigtley, or some other anorexic actress.

[U.S War Machine]

So I still think sh'es pretty

[Batty for Bats!]

Pretty ugly. :down :o

[JackBauer]

It is ok. Other Silver Surfboards can be Paris Hilton, Nicole Richie, Keira Knigtley, or some other anorexic actress.

Mischa Barton

[Batty for Bats!]

I drool over pics of Mischa :mad:

[U.S War Machine]

Barton is hot!

[The Last Meatbag]

Not :o





Rachel Bilson however :O

[U.S War Machine]

Not :o





Rachel Bilson however :ONot Bilson you mean McAdams

[Zilleraut #66]

I really don't know what people see in her. Flat is being way to kind its more like concave.

[Tangled Web]

Barton, that's the one I was thinking of. That time her nipple popped out was because it was looking for food.

[Sentinel X]

If thats true the she TOTALLY had digital enhancement in POTC 2...well in the first 30 mins of the movie

[ampersand]

If thats true the she TOTALLY had digital enhancement in POTC 2...well in the first 30 mins of the movie
Why would they waste the time and money digitally enhancing here breasts when people have been making their boobs look bigger for years without any kind of digital tools?

[U.S War Machine]

If thats true the she TOTALLY had digital enhancement in POTC 2...well in the first 30 mins of the moviedang :(

[Tangled Web]

Why would they waste the time and money digitally enhancing here breasts when people have been making their boobs look bigger for years without any kind of digital tools?
I think they used practical effects. The first shot of the movie has her at an angle and in a dress that pushes the breasts up.

[Tangled Web]

Why would they waste the time and money digitally enhancing here breasts when people have been making their boobs look bigger for years without any kind of digital tools?
I think they used practical effects. The first shot of the movie has her at an angle and in a dress that pushes the breasts up.

[U.S War Machine]

I think they used practical effects. The first shot of the movie has her at an angle and in a dress that pushes the breasts up.Yeah I figured they got the dress to push em up

[Mr. Credible]

it's not hard to make a girl look like she has the cleave... if you've ever plyed with a "petite" girl's boobs you'd all know this.

[terry78]

^All the time. Sometimes I forget they even have faces. :o

[Clouseau]

I think they used practical effects. The first shot of the movie has her at an angle and in a dress that pushes the breasts up.
that must be some dress if it can push up NOTHING and make it look good! :eek:

[Tangled Web]

:eek: Magic dress!

[xwolverine2]

they painted her boobs for pirates

[Mr. Walters]

Eh, too young for my tastes anyway. I like women not girls. And yes, her chest sure is flat. My pecs are bigger than her breasts.

[Tangled Web]

She makes a better guy than a girl anyway. Why can't you guys just say it, it is true, that she is a hot guy.

[Samael]

I think don't she's attractive. Her face looks as if it was stretched tightly over her face. :down Now I don't normally mind breast. I'd have say I need them on Keira. Nothing outlandish, just atleast SOMETHING.

[Tangled Web]

Do do you fing her attractive or not?

[xwolverine2]

shes ugly...........no boobs.............horrible annoying voice

[Samael]

No. I'll edit my last post now that I think about it more. It's not that she's ugly, she just isn't attractive.

[Tangled Web]

Have you tried looking at her as a male? That helped me.

[Samael]

:D No, I haven't. Perhaps I'll look into it.

[xwolverine2]

Have you tried looking at her as a male? That helped me.
even if i look at it like that...........shes still has the annoying voice:down

[Yurka]

http://img.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2006/07/kiera120706_600x399.jpg





that is insane, i thought her rack looked dam good in POTC 1 but she is really flat as a board, I'm upset now :down