Contenders for "The Most Annoying Song of All-Time"

[That-Guy]

Sorry, but I had to make a thread on this. There probably already are a hundred of them, but I'm lazy.

Anyway, there are a million irritating songs out there, but I have to say that I don't think any song gets me as annoyed as "Paradise by the Dashboard Light" by Meat Loaf. I work for a "classic hits" radio station and I hear that song every f**king day (and if I'm REALLY lucky, I hear it when I'm at the gym too because they play a satellite classics station there too). I just can't fathom why anyone ever liked this damned song. It's like 14 different songs in one and ALL of them suck! I can imagine nothing worse except maybe Taylor Hicks and Fantasia Barrino doing a cover of this piece of overrated crap.

Okay, now that I'm ranted, what's your vote for the most annoying song ever written?

[Truthteller]

How Can You Mend A Broken Heart - The Bee Gees

[Superman79]

Blue Dabadee Dabadye

Anything by Gwen Stefanie

Anything by Paris Hilton

[Mee]

Anything by Gwen Stefanie

Anything by Paris Hilton
Anything by Sean Paul

Anything by JoJo

Anything by Destiny's Child

I could go on...

[Wilhelm-Scream]

lol (http://www.superherohype.com/forums/showthread.php?t=177552&page=2)

[Tsunulia]

Every frikin song by John 'I wanna kill that frikin' "Cougar" Mellencamp! :mad:

[Mr. Thing]

"Itsy Bitsy Teeny Weeny Yellow Polka Dot Bikini"

Melts your brain, that does.

[maxwell's demon]

lol (http://www.superherohype.com/forums/showthread.php?t=177552&page=2)

as soon as i saw this thread i thought of the time you posted that.

[Mee]

James Blunt. Nuff said.

[Mr. Thing]

James Blunt. Nuff said.

I actually like the "Three Wise Men" one. But the rest of them, yeah.

[Topdawg]

Co siged^

[Mee]

I actually like the "Three Wise Men" one. But the rest of them, yeah.
Haven't heard that one.

[jaguarr]

"Come On Eileen" by Dexie's Midnight Runners. I have hated that song since the day it popped into the minds of the people that wrote it. :down

jag

[PLAS]

if you can catch the song at least twice every hour in different stations is already annoying

[PLAS]

"Come On Eileen" by Dexie's Midnight Runners. I have hated that song since the day it popped into the minds of the people that wrote it. :down

jag
I liked Save Ferriss' version :o

[maxwell's demon]

I'd say that damned "You Had a Bad Day" song, except its sort of so annoying it makes me elated to hear it, like it was written by committee in some record industry board room for the hip-swaying-instead-of-actually-dancing whitebread crowd: "you know what? americans WORK HARD. and you know what else? sometimes they jsut HAVE A BAD DAY. let's write a song for all those folks! and let's call it "SO YOU HAD A BAD DAY" or "BAD DAY" for short. and let's really make it rock. but just not too hard. more billy joel-ish. he rocks, right?"

[screech_turbo]

Anything by Sean Paul



yes!! i HATE THAT F*****!!! :mad: :mad:

wannabe jamacian douchebag. RHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGH!!!!!! HE MAKES MY BLOOD BOIL!!!!!!



also:

that fanta commercial, anything by i.c.p, him, trapt,

[maxwell's demon]

also i think maybe it was written by her brother:

http://www.yaysports.com/ncaa/images/Susan%20Powter.jpg

[Mee]

Anything by Nickleback

Anything by Madonna

[Mr. Thing]

Anything by Nickleback

I saw Nickelback live, and they were terrible. The guy kept messing up on his guitar. :(

[Wilhelm-Scream]

I'd say that damned "You Had a Bad Day" song, except its sort of so annoying it makes me elated to hear it, like it was written by committee in some record industry board room for the hip-swaying-instead-of-actually-dancing whitebread crowd: "you know what? americans WORK HARD. and you know what else? sometimes they jsut HAVE A BAD DAY. let's write a song for all those folks! and let's call it "SO YOU HAD A BAD DAY" or "BAD DAY" for short. and let's really make it rock. but just not too hard. more billy joel-ish. he rocks, right?"Exactly Exactly Exactly.
I feel you on that.

[Carter]

Europe - The Final Countdown

[JLBats]

I saw Nickelback live, and they were terrible. The guy kept messing up on his guitar. :(

Yeah, I did when I was a young wide-eyed idealist. There were a ****load of kids in the audience and they kept yelling "****" for no reason:confused:

[Mr. Thing]

Yeah, I did when I was a young wide-eyed idealist. There were a ****load of kids in the audience and they kept yelling "****" for no reason:confused:

I saw them when they were supporting for Bon Jovi and the singer kept screaming "****!" so maybe there's some connection.

[Mee]

Anything by Fallout Boy, American Rejects, Simple Plan, and all those other generic sound the same bands.

[screech_turbo]

I saw Nickelback live, and they were terrible. The guy kept messing up on his guitar. :(

the singer has poofy girl hair. reminds me of a poodle or something.

[Wilhelm-Scream]

Everyone avert your eyes...this could be painful...


My life is
brilliant.
My life is brilliant.
My love is
pure.
I saw an angel.Of that I'm sure.
She smiled at me on the subway.
She was with another man.
But I won't lose no sleep on that,'Cause
I've got a plan.
You're beautiful.
You're beautiful.
You're beautiful, it's true.
I saw your face in a crowded place,And I
don't know what to do,
'Cause I'll never be
with you.

[Mee]

Everyone avert your eyes...this could be painful...



My life is

brilliant.
My life is brilliant.
My love is
pure.
I saw an angel.Of that I'm sure.
She smiled at me on the subway.
She was with another man.
But I won't lose no sleep on that,'Cause
I've got a plan.
You're beautiful.
You're beautiful.
You're beautiful, it's true.
I saw your face in a crowded place,And I
don't know what to do,
'Cause I'll never be
with you.

What an appropriate color.

[JLBats]

Everyone avert your eyes...this could be painful...


My life is
brilliant.
My life is brilliant.
My love is
pure.
I saw an angel.Of that I'm sure.
She smiled at me on the subway.
She was with another man.
But I won't lose no sleep on that,'Cause
I've got a plan.
You're beautiful.
You're beautiful.
You're beautiful, it's true.
I saw your face in a crowded place,And I
don't know what to do,
'Cause I'll never be
with you.


My friend says that if you pretend he's singing about a BLT sandwhich it's less painful.

[screech_turbo]

haha, my mom likes that song.

[maxwell's demon]

tell us more about this friend.

[Mee]

My friend says that if you pretend he's singing about a BLT sandwhich it's less painful.
So it should be "she smiled at me AT the Subway.

[Immortalfire]

My friend says that if you pretend he's singing about a BLT sandwhich it's less painful. That would make it Musclesforsupes' theme, instead of Dr.Fear's.

[maxwell's demon]

That would make it Musclesforsupes' theme, instead of Dr.Fear's.

now i know what's felt weird around here since i started posting again.
where IS muscles!?

[JLBats]

tell us more about this friend.

He has glasses like coke bottle bottoms.

[JLBats]

now i know what's felt weird around here since i started posting again.
where IS muscles!?

Morg yelled at him, muscles called Morg Uncle Jesse and quit the Hype, then came back, made like two posts and left again.

[maxwell's demon]

i'm now very sad.



quick, tell me more about your friend again.

[JLBats]

i'm now very sad.



quick, tell me more about your friend again.

He's not really much of a friend, more of an aquaintance really.

[Mee]

Christina Aguelara (sp?) -Beautiful

I hate that song, so annoying.

[Lazlo Panaflex]

Blue Dabadee Dabadye

You mean "I'm blue" by Eiffel 65? that song is cool.

[Mr Sparkle]

axel-f - crazy frog

close thread, then burn thread, then forget it was ever made.

[Superman79]

You mean "I'm blue" by Eiffel 65? that song is cool.

That's the one!! I can't stand that song!

[Tsunulia]

You mean "I'm blue" by Eiffel 65? that song is cool.

That song is t3h r0xx0r5 :up:

[Mee]

The video for that was cool.

[Prodigy]

I agree with Axel F by Crazy Frog. it was all the rage in london last summer while I was there for a few months and I almost ripped my ears off. The commercial would be on 2 times per commercial break. When I got back to the states it started picking up here too.

[The Chairman]

Any and all modern mainstream rap, pop and most rock.

Seriosuly, I can't stand the utterly annoying lack of talent floating through mainstream radio these days.

[stryfe]

tubthumping

that barbie song from aqua....i think that was there dumb ass name.

[stryfe]

Any and all modern mainstream rap, pop and most rock.

Seriosuly, I can't stand the utterly annoying lack of talent floating through mainstream radio these days.


I was talking to my dad a few days ago about that very thing. He listens to his generation of music still, nothing from ours while I....listen to his generation and nothing of ours.

[Mee]

that barbie song from aqua....i think that was there dumb ass name.
I'm a Barbie girl! In a Barbie world!

:( :down

[stryfe]

I'm a Barbie girl! In a Barbie world!

:( :down


I shuttered and pee'd myself in horror reading that POS.

[Tangled Web]

That whatchu know about that crap.

I ****ing hate new rap. It's so materialistic.

[Mr. Vice]

Nonpoint's " In the air":o

:mad: They ruined a classic.

[The Chairman]

I was talking to my dad a few days ago about that very thing. He listens to his generation of music still, nothing from ours while I....listen to his generation and nothing of ours.

Me too.


My life isbrilliant.
My life is brilliant.
My love is
pure.
I saw an angel.Of that I'm sure.
She smiled at me on the subway.
She was with another man.
But I won't lose no sleep on that,'Cause
I've got a plan.
You're beautiful.
You're beautiful.
You're beautiful, it's true.
I saw your face in a crowded place,And I
don't know what to do,
'Cause I'll never be
with you.


My bus driver had that on the radio today and was singing along, falsetto and all.

It makes me hate it even more. :mad:

[Bill]

Avril Lavigne's Skater Boy. I first heard that in a Taco Bell, and not being a listener to any radio station that would possibly air a Britney Spears song, I had never heard it before. I thought some teeny bopper in the back brought in a demo tape. I had no idea that it was an actual song on the radio and actually popular.

[Tangled Web]

This one Lance Bass song called "I only like Girls" :confused:

[JackBauer]

MY HUMPS!! :mad: :down

[Mr. Vice]

MY HUMPS!! :mad: :down

:eek: :up: :up: :up: :up:

[jaguarr]

tubthumping



Yeah, that song is extremely irritating.

jag

[Mee]

Hit me baby one more time!!!

That's the fiyah.

[GarudA]

PIMP by 50 Cent, I just can't stand it.

[GarudA]

Everyone avert your eyes...this could be painful...


My life is
brilliant.
My life is brilliant.
My love is
pure.
I saw an angel.Of that I'm sure.
She smiled at me on the subway.
She was with another man.
But I won't lose no sleep on that,'Cause
I've got a plan.
You're beautiful.
You're beautiful.
You're beautiful, it's true.
I saw your face in a crowded place,And I
don't know what to do,
'Cause I'll never be
with you.

Whats with the plan than?

[JLBats]

Whats with the plan then?

Murder suicide.

[Whirlysplat]

St Winifred's School Choir

Grandma (http://www.bbc.co.uk/cult/ilove/years/1980/music1.shtml)

- Whirly

[The Chairman]

After mulling it over, I've finally managed to pick one song that annoys the crap out of me more than any song in existince.

Here you go:

Rob the jewelry store and tell em make me a grill.

Add da whole top diamond and the bottom rose gold.

Yo we bout to start a epidemic wit dis one
Ya'll know what dis is...So So Def

Got 30 down at the bottom, 30 mo at the top
All invisible set in little ice cube blocks
If I could call it a drink, call it a smile on da rocks
If I could call out a price, lets say I call out a lot
I got like platinum and white gold, traditional gold
I'm changin grillz errday, like Jay change clothes,
I might be grilled out nicely (oh) In my white tee (oh),
Or on South Beach (oh) in my wife b.
V V and studded you can tell when they cut it
ya see my granmama hate it, but my lil mama love it
cuz when I...

Open up ya mouth, ya grill gleamin (say what)
eyes stay low from da cheifin'

I got a grill they call penny candy you know
what that means, it look like Now n Laters, gum drops, jelly beans
I wouldn't leave it for nothin only a crazy man would
so if you catch me in ya city, somewhere out in ya hood just say

Smile fo me daddy
(What you lookin at)
Let me see ya grill
(let you see my what)
Ya, ya grill ya, ya, ya grill
(Rob da jewelry store and tell em make me a grill)
Smile fo me daddy
(What you lookin at)
I want to see your grill
(You wanna see my what)
Ya, ya grill ya, ya, ya grill
(Had a whole top diamonds and da bottom rose gold)

What it do baby
Its da ice man Paul Wall
I got my mouth lookin somethin like a disco ball
I got da diamonds and da ice all hand set
I might cause a cold front if i take a deep breath
My teeth gleaming like im chewin on aluminum foil
Smilein showin off my diamonds sippin on some potin oil
I put my money where my mouth is and bought a grill
20 carrots 30 stacks let em know im so fo real
My motivation is from 30 pointers V VS the furniture my mouth
piece simply symbolize success
I got da wrist wear and neck wear dats captivatin
But its my smile dats got these on-lookers spectatin
My mouth piece simply certified a total package
Open up my mouth and you see mo carrots than a salad
My teeth are mind blowin givin everybody chillz
Call me George Foreman cuz I'm sellin everybody grillz

Smile fo me daddy
(What you lookin at)
Let me see ya grill
(let you see my what)
Ya, ya grill ya, ya, ya grill
(Rob da jewelry store and tell em make me a grill)
Smile fo me daddy
(What you lookin at)
I want to see your grill
(You wanna see my what)
Ya, ya grill ya, ya, ya grill
(Had a whole top diamonds and da bottom rose gold)

Gipp got dem yellows, got dem purples, got dem reds
Lights gon hit ya and make you woozie in ya head
You can catch me in my 2 short drop
Mouth got colors like a fruit loop box

Dis what it do when da lou
Ice grill Country Grammar
Where da hustlas move bricks
and da gangsta's bang hamma's
Where i got em you can spot them
On da top in da bottom
Gotta bill in my mouth like im Hillary Rodham

I ain't dissin no body but lets bring it to da lite
Gipp was da first wit my mouth bright white
Yeah deez hos can't focus cuz they eyesight blurry
Tippin on some 4's you can see my mouth jewelry

I got fo different sets its a fabolous thang
1 white, 1 yellow, like Fabolous chain
and da otha set is same got my name in da mold

(Had a whole top diamonds and da bottom rose gold)

Boy how you get grill that way and
How much did you pay
Every time i see you
Tha first thing im gon say hey.....

Quite possibly the worst song ever.

[Mee]

^A good choice. Hate that one.

[The Chairman]

^A good choice. Hate that one.

Me too. My brother hates it when I say how much I despise it, because he loves it.

[Mee]

The new Nick Lachey song.:down

On that note, anything by him or his ex-wife.

[Dark Vigilante]

I was driving with my dad a few days ago, and the radio was on. I wasn't really paying attention to it, and me and my dad had just finished a real in-depth conversation about the situation in Israel and Lebanon. And sure enough, "What's Left of Me" by Nick Lachey comes on. Its quiet in my car, and my father, who is 70 years old, says in his Irish brogue (to my surprise): "Is this that Nick Lachey *******?". I laugh and say yes. "He is absolutely awful. They should rename this song to What's Left of Me Still F***in Sucks as Much as It Always Has."

I almost crashed laughing.

[Warhammer]

Fall Out Boy music. :(

[Axid]

Fergie - "London Bridge"
Oh s***, oh s***, oh s***
When I come to the clubs, step aside
Pop the seeds, don't be hating me in the line
V.I.P because you know I gotta shine
I'm Fergie Ferg
Give me love you long time

All my girls get down on the floor
Back to back drop it down real low
I'm such a lady but I'm dancing like a ho
Because you know what, I don't give a f***
So here we go!

Chorus (x2)
How come every time you come around
My London London Bridge want to go down
Like London London want you to go down
Like London London be going down

Drinks start pouring
And my speech start slowing
Everybody start looking at you

The Grey Goose got the girl feeling loose
Now I wishing that I didn't wear these shoes
It's like everytime I get up on the dude
Papparazzi put my business in the news
And I'm gonna get up out my face (oh, ****)
Before I turn around and spray your ass with mace (oh, ****)
My lips make you want to have a taste (oh, ****)
You got that? I got the bass

[Mee]

I just heard that one for the 1st time, it's even worse than when she was with the peas.

[Axid]

http://cache.defamer.com/hollywood/fergie-wetspot.jpg

[Super Flight]

Those god damn Boyband songs and Thos GOD DAMN EMO SONGS!! lol

[SoulManX]

http://cache.defamer.com/hollywood/fergie-wetspot.jpg

One hell of an orgasm:o

[SoulManX]

Those god damn Boyband songs and Thos GOD DAMN EMO SONGS!! lol

If u didn't have Boybands who would we take our anger out on?

[Man-Thing]

Imagine by John Lennon.:down

[Ender Durden]

the song that goes "CUZ ITS THE GREATEST, LOOOOOOOVE OF ALL"

FJASEVHFJHVSDJFHVBS hate that song a lot

[JackBauer]

"DO YOU BELIEEEEEEVE IN LIFE AFTER LOVE?"

"YOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOU'RE HEEEEEEEEEEEEERE... THERE'S NOOOOOOOOOOOTHING I FEAR!"

uuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuurgh... :down

[Wilhelm-Scream]

Wake Me Up When September Ends!!!!!

[JackBauer]

I Don't Want to Miss A Thing :down

ugh, as if there weren't enough reasons to hate Armageddon...

[Demon Within]

dirt pop

[CorporalHicks]

"I'm not a perfect peeeeeeeeeerson!"

[Lazlo Panaflex]

that barbie song from aqua....i think that was there dumb ass name.
"Come on Barbie let's go party, ah ha ha yeah!"