Sarah Silverman Appreciation Thread

[Holly Goodhead]

Probably one of the funniest stand up comics I've ever seen. :up:
She's blunt, twisted, and racist = I love it.

http://users.npsis.com/%7Efinprint/archives/images/sarah.gif

Enjoy:
*Warning - Links may contain swearing*

Hosting the Independant Spirit Awards
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=J2D8TP_1Y-c&search=Sarah%20Silverman

From her DVD, Jesus Is Magic "You're Gonna Die Soon"
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UPiFhjCxXpk&search=Sarah%20Silverman

From her show, The Sarah Silverman Program (I think)
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8iPqFfz6gII&search=Sarah%20Silverman

[Hobgoblin]

I'm completely uninterested in what she has to say, but she is hot, so I like her.

http://lemonodor.com/images/sarah-silverman.jpg
http://www.celebrity9.com/img/sarah-silverman/sarah-silverman.jpg
http://saltypig.com/blog/sarahohjeez.jpg

[tzarinna]

Racist :confused:

[AnimeJune]

Everyone involved in School of Rock gets a :up: from me. And that includes Sarah Silverman. :)

[E. Bison]

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v62/Bane_Lily/bison-ee7.gifDat girl has such a huge potty mouth that I wanna take a crap in it. She's not even funny just clever and shocking. Her whole gimmick revolves around looking good and being shocking.

[Childlike Wild]

The best time to have a baby... is when you're a black teenager.

[AnimeJune]

The best time to have a baby... is when you're a black teenager.Ha ha ha - or that time when she wrote "I love [epithet for Chinese people]" to get out of jury duty, because she was too nice to write "I hate [epithet for Chinese people]".

Sorry - I'm a lot less brave than Sarah Silverman, and I don't want to get banned from the Hype.

[Master Chief]

Racist :confused:

I love you more than bears love honey.
I love you more than jews love money.
I love you more than asians are good at math.
I love you even if it's not hip.
I love you more than black people don't tip.
I love you more than puerto ricans need baths.

lol, her lyrics.

http://video.google.ca/videoplay?docid=2415875145808534146&q=Sarah+Silverman

[Iceman]

Reminds me of Lackey.

[Batty for Bats!]

She's hot. She's not afraid of being politically correct. She can play the guitar. She's occassionally funny. I think I'm in love. (or have been for the past 2 or 3 years whenever I was first introduced to her work :down)

[Gamma Ray]

She's a piece of ****, but I laugh at her sometimes.

[Cho Chang]

"Please God, let them find semen in my dead grandmother's vagina."

"I'm not superficial, but there's this gem that only grows on the spines of ethiopian babies and I really, really want one. I have issues with it though because the guys who mine them aren't allowed to start unions."

[Batty for Bats!]

She's a piece of ****, but I laugh at her sometimes.Piece of **** girls aren't afraid to have their hair pulled.:O:up:

[Tangled Web]

She's pretty good looking. Jewish girls are good looking in general.

[ShadowBoxing]

I'd f*** that chick, she seems kinky

[Mr. Walters]

I tired to get into her stand up and frankly it did nothing for me. So what if she's shocking? I'm shocking. I say worse things than Sarah Silverman...all in good fun of course. She's pretty though.

[Holly Goodhead]

I tired to get into her stand up and frankly it did nothing for me. So what if she's shocking? I'm shocking. I say worse things than Sarah Silverman...all in good fun of course. She's pretty though.

I'm pretty sure this is the Sarah Silverman Appreciation thread, if you don't like her then get the **** out.:confused:

[ShadowBoxing]

http://www.theblogyoulovetohate.com/images/large/misc/Sarah%20Silverman%202.jpg
http://www.jesusismagicthemovie.com/i/heeb_800x600.jpg
http://i29.photobucket.com/albums/c265/rabella/sarah-silverman-heeb-3.jpg
http://www.energyface.com/2005_Dec/sarah_silverman.jpg

[Wilhelm-Scream]

seeing as how S.S. had been shacking up with a shmahlitzel like Jimmy Kimmel...I really get depressed.:)

[Holly Goodhead]

She looks like a hot human version of the monkey lady from Planet Of The Apes.

[LEX]

Lmao.

"You make me want to die. You make me want to not live."

"It's not cold in here, you're just dying."

When she sings that with that smile, LOL. Gold. There's something wrong with that girl. I love it.

[Winter Spleen]

She looks like a hot human version of the monkey lady from Planet Of The Apes.


Isn't Helena Bonham Carter enough?

[Winter Spleen]

...and I have thing for soulless girls. I can't help it.

[Holly Goodhead]

"You make me want to die. You make me want to not live."


That makes me laugh everytime I see it. My chihuahua likes it when I scream in his face (not scream scream, but talk very loudly :confused:) so it reminded me of that.

[LEX]

I just soiled myself when she does the sniffing for her dog's fart. That was priceless. Rofl.

[Holly Goodhead]

Go to YouTube and type in Sarah Silverman, then find the Pamela Anderson Roast. :up:

[Wilhelm-Scream]

main-stream

sell-out

:down

[Holly Goodhead]

shut your fat mouth :(

[The Last Meatbag]

.....more hot pix plz

[Holly Goodhead]

That;s pretty much all of them.

[The Last Meatbag]

................







......find more :mad:

[Ocelot]

Too jewish.

[Hades]

Her fingers disturb me.

[Kaleb]

waite wasnt she going out with the guy from that old show ''The man show'' ?

[Tangled Web]

Yeah, Jimmy Kimmel, they're still together.

[Childlike Wild]

http://i7.photobucket.com/albums/y277/dhanijones/aal.jpg
http://www.indiein.com/uploads/INTERVIEWS/30/jesussarah_image.jpg

chachacha :confused:

[Holly Goodhead]

http://i7.photobucket.com/albums/y277/dhanijones/aal.jpg
http://www.indiein.com/uploads/INTERVIEWS/30/jesussarah_image.jpg

chachacha :confused:

"My Father would come out on stage and the music would play and he would start masturbating. My brother comes out, they do like a mutual masturbation, kind of like a dueling banjos. Theyre holding hands and they spin. I stay in a stationary position, when the *******s come by..and I lick the *******s. And in one motion my Mother..both pinkys up their *******s as they cum. It's pretty spectacular ...and it's all about timing."

lol

"My brother has down syndrome, did I say that? People might think it's a setback, but really..it's a selling point. It's not a handicap, I don't want to say it's a gift. When we think of it as a gift, just in terms of ticket sales, but I mean..we think of it as showing the other beauties that God creates. Like the ones with the bigger foreheads and the lower eyelids."

"Joe Franklin raped me."

[Kaleb]

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v456/kaleb007/113077091_2fdb762671.jpg

[swifty]

she's sooooooooooooooooooooooo not funny!!!

[E. Bison]

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v62/Bane_Lily/Stuff/av-7221.jpg

[Socrates]

She is actually very funny.

[E. Bison]

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v62/Bane_Lily/dialog-vega3.gifNo, she's NOT funny. Luckily for us what you think doesn't matter because you like fat girls in your avatars.

[Kaleb]

who is that thats suposedly fat :confused:

[Socrates]

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v62/Bane_Lily/dialog-vega3.gifNo, she's NOT funny. Luckily for us what you think doesn't matter because you like fat girls in your avatars.

Take me out of your signature, thanks. :up:

[swifty]

[QUOTE=Childlike Wild]http://i7.photobucket.com/albums/y277/dhanijones/aal.jpg


when was this?

is she into it as well?

I hope so, I would love to see her making out with those two blond girls.


God bless the les.

[Immortalfire]

She was on Star Trek: Voyager once.

[AnimeJune]

who is that thats suposedly fat :confused:*sigh* He's referring to the character of Gwen Stacy - idiots have been calling her "fat" since those pictures of her with the wire harness under her clothes came out.

[Hades]

*sigh* He's referring to the character of Gwen Stacy - idiots have been calling her "fat" since those pictures of her with the wire harness under her clothes came out.
Some comic book fanboys are worse then menopausing women, I swear

[TheSumOfGod]

I remember, once on Conan O'Brien, she said "I'm proud to say that I'm 26 years old and I've kept my virginity intact." Everyone applauded. Then she said "I meant vaginally." lmao :D

[Kaleb]

why would peter parker like fat chicks.

[Hades]

why would peter parker like fat chicks.
Geeky, nerdy, guy, shy, awkward around women.

YEAH MAN!! SOUNDS LIKE A FREAKING CHICK MAGNET! **** I'D EVEN BANG HIM.

Anyway...what's her face isn't even fat. It was just the harness or something.

[The Incredible Hulk]

I want to punch her in the teeth...

[Hades]

I want to punch her in the teeth...
What's her face? why? she's so cute. Way cuter then Dunst. Dunst looks like a crack friend.

[The Incredible Hulk]

no not BD Howard, Sarah Silverman

[Hades]

no not BD Howard, Sarah Silverman
Oh...yeah, Spider-fingers. God damnit, can you imagine those creepy things crawling up your leg?

[AnimeJune]

What's her face? why? she's so cute. Way cuter then Dunst. Dunst looks like a crack friend.Agreed - eat a steak woman! Millions of men out there would pay for it, and even pay to watch you eat it! Go for it!

[Holly Goodhead]

Don't hate, appreciate.

[Ronny Shade]

wait, the chick in Lackey's avatar is Sarah Silverman??

I had them as completely seperate entities in my mind.

[Calvin]

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v62/Bane_Lily/dialog-vega3.gifNo, she's NOT funny.
Well, at least this is pretty funny, coming from Bison, king of forced jokes and generally lame s**t altogether.

[jaguarr]

When she's genuinely clever about her comedy, she can be pretty damn funny. When she's just doing something shocking for the sake of being shocking, it's usually not as funny, though. That said, I'd PIITB 'cuz she's pretty cute.

jag

[Lackey]

Reminds me of Lackey.


:up:

[Lackey]

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v62/Bane_Lily/dialog-vega3.gifNo, she's NOT funny. Luckily for us what you think doesn't matter because you like fat girls in your avatars.



this coming from the guy who had a crush on Ms. Fatface Blockbody Duff :o

[E. Bison]

this coming from the guy who had a crush on Ms. Fatface Blockbody Duff :o
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v62/Bane_Lily/Stuff/irony.png

[Carter]

I'd hit it

[jaguarr]

this coming from the guy who had a crush on Ms. Fatface Blockbody Duff :o

Hillary Duff is like a Lego with tits. :(

jag

[Assassin]

I hate this *****, she snitched that Jack was starting a band while subbing, and her disrespect to Christ.

[Holly Goodhead]

She's actually a really good singer..

[E. Bison]

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v62/Bane_Lily/Vega_10.jpgYeah for a girl on crack!!

[SickBoy]

I appreciate sarah.

[Charlie No-One]

Watched her movie and it sucked. Not funny except when she sings.

[SickBoy]

I haven't seen her movie yet, but i appreciate her anyway, based on other things I have seen her in.

[cryptic name]

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v62/Bane_Lily/Stuff/irony.png

I'd hit it

:eek:

[Batty for Bats!]

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v62/Bane_Lily/Stuff/irony.png*sets as background* :gg::up::up:

[Assassin]

dude, she sniched out jack black, all he wante dto do was make a new band, wtf

[Charlie No-One]

Anyone see her on the music awards? No funny here, but that look she gave...priceless.

[kainedamo]

I don't find her very funny. She basically tries too hard to be contraversial. It's not that she offends me, it's just not very funny.

[Drakon]

Did nobody see "Greg the Bunny" ?

[Socrates]

I own Greg the Bunny on DVD, and I loved the show back when it was still airing. Wish I had IFC, I think they still do the characters on their, too.

[kainedamo]

Women aren't funny. Another reason I hate women. They're just not very funny. And this whole woman's entire shtick is "look, i'm a pretty woman and I fart and say bad things!".

[White Honkey]

Did nobody see "Greg the Bunny" ?What about "Mr. Show"?:doom::marv::hellboy:

[Lex Luthor]

She's ok. Nothing special.

Really havent seen enough of her to form an opinion.

[theShape]

She's funny. And cute.

[jaguarr]

I own Greg the Bunny on DVD, and I loved the show back when it was still airing. Wish I had IFC, I think they still do the characters on their, too.

Yeah, IFC still puts out Greg The Bunny episodes. Those things are pure genius. Some of the funniest **** on TV. :up:

jag

[Socrates]

Since Drakon brought it up I decided to look into it, and IFC are releasing a DVD on October 24th, and that's awesome. :up:

[Charlie No-One]

A little off topic, but I like your avatar Socrates. Metric and Emily Haines are awesome.

[Socrates]

Absolutely. :up: I anticipate Emily's solo album, and I will be buying it.

[Charlie No-One]

Same here.

[Socrates]

Really, I don't even want to download it. I want to actually buy a copy. :(

[Charlie No-One]

When does it come out?

[Socrates]

September 26th in the US, and September 12th in Canada. :up:

[Charlie No-One]

Great, not that far away. Can't wait.

Back on topic: When does Sarah's show come out?

[Kmack]

Never saw any of her stand up shows but she sucked at the VMAs this year:p

[enterthemadness]

Sarah Silverman=Pretty.

[Charlie No-One]

I just bought her CD. I think she is hilarious.

[Deep Thought]

I liked her on Andy Richter Controls the Universe.

[Telekinetic]

i loved how she said rihannas moms name was umbrella

at the mtv video music awards

:D

[Charlie No-One]

Yeah she was great at the MTV video awards. I think she can be hilarious when she is forced to be tame, but when she gets extremely gross (Aristocrats) she just tries too hard.

[nosebleed.]

I don't find her funny at all. Her delivery is forced. Controversial does not equal funny.

[Telekinetic]

i thought her little cussing song in the beginning was unnecessary.

and she was a little too rough on paris hilton. i actually felt bad for her.

[Charlie No-One]

I don't think she was too hard on her. That is Sarah Silverman's style: shocking, racist, and repulsive. I would have been surprised if she didn't do something like that.

[Telekinetic]

And thats that she was probably holding back too.

[Deep Thought]

i thought her little cussing song in the beginning was unnecessary.

and she was a little too rough on paris hilton. i actually felt bad for her.
it was only rough because she was there.

[GunBlade]

Not that funny.

[Charlie No-One]

I just watched the Monk episode and then watched season 1 of her show. It was so funny.

[the_ultimate_evil]

i havnt seen much of her in the uk, but from what i have seen i dont see why she's ranked so highly as a comedian, everything she's appeared in her whole routine seem to be nothing but insults, and not even witty ones like something you'd here a child come out with. maybe i've missed something

[WolfCypher]

Ya got me, buddy. I don't find her funny, either.

And her show...blah...She is cute though.

[Spider-Man Luvr28]

She's never made me laugh, even when I saw like one episode of her show. I don't think she's pretty. Dunno what some people find funny about her.:dry:

[Space Moose]

Her routine is like some crazy racist rant. No edge or funniness. Just racism and offensive jokes. I'm sure widows of 9/11 victims will find her hilarious. She's about as funny as a baby with cancer.

[Immortalfire]

whats the appeal of sarah silverman? There isn't.

[Majik1387]

I feel the same about Dave Chapelle and Sascha Baron Cohen.:o

[Space Moose]

I feel the same about Dave Chapelle and Sascha Baron Cohen.:o
Dave Chapelle: Hi. I'm black and smoke weed. Dosen't that make me unique and edgy? No? How about constant catch phrases that wear off after a while and jokes that aren't actually written by me? No? A cheque for $50 million for being a lazy jackass? Now your talkin'!

[Drizzle]

I feel the same about Dave Chapelle and Sascha Baron Cohen.:o

How long has your sense of humor been dead?

[Majik1387]

How long has your sense of humor been dead?
It's not dead, it just has standards.
He doesn't reach them.

[SapphirePrima]

I don't like her humor. It wierd. I usually dry humor too.

[Shuley]

"I love you more than a Jew loves money"

I don't find Sarah Silverman funny either,i tried giving her a listen but she isn't funny and I can laugh at racsim jokes myself. Sarah Silverman like most women just aren't funny. She'll never be another Steven Wright.

[Drizzle]

Sarah Silverman like most women just aren't funny.
There have been some really funny women in the past...Gilda Radner, Teri Garr, Madeline Kahn...although most do suck now.

[Yurka]

i havnt seen much of her in the uk, but from what i have seen i dont see why she's ranked so highly as a comedian, everything she's appeared in her whole routine seem to be nothing but insults, and not even witty ones like something you'd here a child come out with. maybe i've missed something

I think shes amazing, her sense of humor is just like mine and shes attractive. I would marry her if I could.

[hammy]

I don't get Sarah's appeal, either. :dry: I feel the same about Dave Chapelle and Sascha Baron Cohen.:o

Ditto. And SBC is just too damn hard to look at. I can't take that s*it.

[CFE]

I agree...her little skit at the VMAs was cringe-worthy...Apparently anyone can be dubbed a comedian now :o

CFE

[Abaddon]

I like her sometimes. Don't find her attractive tho.

[Fledermaus]

Her appeal is that she's an attractive woman saying vulgar,offensive things.

[hammy]

I don't think most people would consider her attractive. :huh: And anyway, attractive or otherwise, a woman saying vulgar or offensive things isn't automatically funny. At least, not to me. :dry:

[rdh007]

She seems like a cool chick to hang out with. Sometimes that's enough.

[Shuley]

She seems like a cool chick to hang out with. Sometimes that's enough.
The people that find her funny don't have any taste. Adam Sandler,Pauly Shore,Will Ferrall aren't funny either.

[WolfCypher]

The people that find her funny don't have any taste. Adam Sandler,Pauly Shore,Will Ferrall aren't funny either.

Gaah! Stop telling people what I think! GET OUT OF MY HEAD!

[SouLeSS]

I dunno, the whole "we can send people to the moon, one day,we'll send one gay person to the moon. Eventually, we can send all gays there".,

I kinda giggled a little bit about that.

[Golgo-13]

i havnt seen much of her in the uk, but from what i have seen i dont see why she's ranked so highly as a comedian, everything she's appeared in her whole routine seem to be nothing but insults, and not even witty ones like something you'd here a child come out with. maybe i've missed something

......Cause she's hot.:whatever:

http://ccinsider.comedycentral.com/photos/uncategorized/2007/07/13/silverman.jpg

[Majik1387]

The people that find her funny don't have any taste. Adam Sandler,Pauly Shore,Will Ferrall aren't funny either.
Sandler and Ferrall used to be in their SNL days.

[Docker2.0]

I don't get Sarah's appeal, either. :dry:

Ditto. And SBC is just too damn hard to look at. I can't take that s*it.

:up: x1000!

[jimmy]

Dave Chapelle: Hi. I'm black and smoke weed. Dosen't that make me unique and edgy? No? How about constant catch phrases that wear off after a while and jokes that aren't actually written by me? No? A cheque for $50 million for being a lazy jackass? Now your talkin'!

That's racist.

[Vile]

She's about as funny as a baby with cancer.



LOL!



...Oh.

[terry78]

Because it's a female saying stuff that male comedians normally do. A female that goes all edgy is suddenly hip and trendy. And she ain't hot. She looks like every other average jewish chick out there.

[Steve Rogers]

She's a cutie. But she's not a funny cutie. I'm sorry, she one of those comedians whose shtick revolves on being shocking. Since that is all she has going for her and I am not some repressed conservative red neck, I don't get shocked by what she says. She reminds me off a high school girl who spouts off her potty mouth for attention. Sorry, I'm just not paying attention.

I'd hit it though.

[Kritish]

I'd hit it, with this...

http://home.att.net/~licata.knives/mace.jpg

[Orko Is King]

http://www.myconfinedspace.com/wp-content/uploads/2007/03/sarah-silverman-downblouse.gif

http://img47.imageshack.us/img47/7867/sarahsilvermanlarge2pp7.jpg

Delicioso

[kane9321]

shes cute...plus a nasty mouth on her...i love it

[BlackLantern]

she is attractive and yes the comedy is filthy...but I can't respect someone who is ****ing Jimmy Kimmel....I just can't

[Docker2.0]

She's average with a nasty mouth! Geez! Everyone thinks that cuase a person on tv, they are hot.

[terry78]

She doesn't look that good. Seriously. I think you're more attracted to her political incorrectness than her look.

[Lazlo Panaflex]

You have to be Jewish to like her jokes.

[SouLeSS]

Chicks shouldn't ever talk about farting, or doing stupid fart bits, ever. It's just not right.

And yes, that's sexist, but you know what? I don't give a ****, it's gross.

[Memphis Slim]

She's one of those that thinks vulgarity is a substitute for a quick wit.

[Cmill216]

She isn't hot and she isn't funny. In other words, she's dead to Cmill. :down

[strikezone89]

How long has your sense of humor been dead?

sorry to tell you but sacha isn't that funny
hell i'd rather watch jay leno do his monologue for 3 hours than watch sacha

[strikezone89]

Here you go:"

Carlos Mencia- can be funny sometimes, but he was just a substitute for Comedy Central after Dave Chapele left

Dave Chapele- he's funny because his sketches were very edgy and funny.plus his standup was just okay but way better than silverman and mencia

Sarah Silverman- she can be funny but usually isnt... like when she was on the view.. she tries so hard to be funny even though she looks like an ass in doing so.

Jeff Dunham- he's just amazing.if you disagree then there's something wrong with you. *ps. he's the puppet guy*

and i hate to say it but. ...............

jeff foxworthy. he's funny and appeals to alot of people. can you think of another very successful comedian such as him that doesnt need to be vulgar and rude to others?






there's my list take it or leave it.
and i kno i cant spell

[Space Moose]

You have to be Jewish to like her jokes.
You also have to be Jewish to like Speilbergs movies.

[Steve Rogers]

and i hate to say it but. ...............

jeff foxworthy. he's funny and appeals to alot of people. can you think of another very successful comedian such as him that doesnt need to be vulgar and rude to others?Bill Cosby

[Eddie Brock]

I still don't get why she made Maxim's Top 100 list.

She's no more attractive than the average woman you'd see in the mall.

[SouLeSS]

Yeah, except she's in hollywood so she automatically goes up like 5 points on the hotmeter.

[dark_b]

http://img47.imageshack.us/img47/7867/sarahsilvermanlarge2pp7.jpg

Deliciosoand this is funny :csad::dry:

[jaguarr]

She's one of those that thinks vulgarity is a substitute for a quick wit.

I'd agree with that. It's more than possible to be vulgar and still creatively funny. Hell, Lenny Bruce, Richard Pryor, Red Foxx, Dick Gregory, Eddie Murphy and many, many more made careers out of it. But just saying obnoxious, vulgar things in an attempt to shock people into laughing isn't the same as being actually funny. As for her looks, I don't find her terribly attractive. She's not ugly, but she's not a babe like some folks seem to think she is.

jag

[jaguarr]

Bill Cosby

Add Brian Regan, Greg Hahn, Pat Godwin and a whole lot of others to that list of comedians that work "clean" and are still hilarious.

jag

[Kelly]

I've laughed at some of her stuff. But, honestly she is rude, crude and socially unacceptable.



Honestly though, I'm slightly surprised that most around here don't think she is totally hysterical. I figured she'd be a favorite in these parts.

[Lobo]

can you think of another very successful comedian such as him that doesnt need to be vulgar and rude to others?

http://imagecache2.allposters.com/images/pic/MMPH/232338~Bill-Cosby-Posters.jpg
http://entimg.msn.com/i/ap/4292005/nyet11104291815.jpeg

[terry78]

The last time we had a poll about funny women, she was the main one that most people on here said. Which is pretty sad. I think Tina Fey is somewhat funny in that she can write as well as be somewhat sarcastic and a little self deprecating. Girls that can make fun of themselves are pretty much keepers.

[Lobo]

The last time we had a poll about funny women, she was the main one that most people on here said. Which is pretty sad. I think Tina Fey is somewhat funny in that she can write as well as be somewhat sarcastic and a little self deprecating. Girls that can make fun of themselves are pretty much keepers.

She's cuter than Sarah too

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/e/e0/Tina_fey_mean_girls.jpg


As for the topic I find Silverman average looking who can be cute at times, some of her stuff has made me chuckle but more often than not I'm just :dry: when she's on tv

[Kelly]

Ellen Degeners has probably been the female comedian that has made me "laugh out loud" the most.

[Cmill216]

Tina Fey is awesome.

[Kritish]

I still don't get why she made Maxim's Top 100 list.

She's no more attractive than the average woman you'd see in the mall.

I can walk down in the mall and point out ten different women who are hotter than her.

[Kelly]

Not to say that Maxim's Hot 100 is much more than a silly list to be on. BUT, I believe I read somewhere where they listed the criteria for making the list. And there was a whole list of things, a couple of course being the look. But other things are considered.

[Eddie Brock]

I can walk down in the mall and point out ten different women who are hotter than her.
Precisely. :o

Anyway, I watched her in an episode of Monk...didn't laugh. I was absent-mindedly watching her show...didn't laugh.

I might laugh if she got hit by a blimp. :o

[Kritish]

Not to say that Maxim's Hot 100 is much more than a silly list to be on. BUT, I believe I read somewhere where they listed the criteria for making the list. And there was a whole list of things, a couple of course being the look. But other things are considered.

That list was crap for the most part.

[Kelly]

That list was crap for the most part.

I couldn't tell you anyone that was on it, so I wouldn't know......I'm sure 90% of them I would never have heard of......

[jaguarr]

Ellen Degeners has probably been the female comedian that has made me "laugh out loud" the most.

Ugh. I can't stand her. She's so lame. :(

jag

[strikezone89]

well at least every one in here agrees that sarah silverman sucks

[Kelly]

Ugh. I can't stand her. She's so lame. :(

jag

Well, she's one of my favs, but yeah I know some that don't like her at all.

[Majik1387]

well at least every one in here agrees that sarah silverman sucks
I don't agree.:o

[hammy]

The people that find her funny don't have any taste. Adam Sandler,Pauly Shore,Will Ferrall aren't funny either.

:up:

[Abaddon]

I don't agree.:o

and it's shocking!:wow: :o

[Majik1387]

and it's shocking!:wow: :o
So's your face.:o

[Devan]

I don't understand what people see in both her and carlos mencia, comedy central must be insanely desperate.

[The Dark Defender]

She's terrible, she can't tell the difference between comedy and being mean spirited just for the sake of it.

[Space Moose]

I don't understand what people see in both her and carlos mencia, comedy central must be insanely desperate.
Grrrr....!!!!! He sucks more than Dave Chapelle!

[Spider-Man Luvr28]

“I wish I didn’t do the VMAs. I totally regret it. I liked the jokes I did, but all anyone focused on was that it was mean. But they put me on immediately after Britney, so I had to do jokes. Everyone else laughed, but Britney wasn’t ready to laugh at herself. Every time she’s been on the VMAs, it’s been a spectacle - something amazing. I heard she was gonna have this magician, there’d be fire and smoke, and I would be the little comedian making fun of the big star. I caught a glimpse of her at rehearsal and she was walking through it, and then at the actual performance, she did that same thing! And then I come out and I’m an a**hole.”

[bullets]

i still wanna do that mean *****

[Fledermaus]

http://www.dirtyrottenwhore.com/wp-content/uploads/whores/sarah_silverman/sarah_silverman_rs/sarah_silverman_rs_3.jpg

[Kelly]

“I wish I didn’t do the VMAs. I totally regret it. I liked the jokes I did, but all anyone focused on was that it was mean. But they put me on immediately after Britney, so I had to do jokes. Everyone else laughed, but Britney wasn’t ready to laugh at herself. Every time she’s been on the VMAs, it’s been a spectacle - something amazing. I heard she was gonna have this magician, there’d be fire and smoke, and I would be the little comedian making fun of the big star. I caught a glimpse of her at rehearsal and she was walking through it, and then at the actual performance, she did that same thing! And then I come out and I’m an a**hole.”


LMAO, if she doesn't want to be considered an *******, she shouldn't act like one and make fun of people like she does. How stupid...

[kamesan]

I used to think she was cute in a sexy way but ever since someone pointed out how similar she looks to Dave Grohl, I can't seem to get it up 4 her anymore:csad:

[hammy]

The last time we had a poll about funny women, she was the main one that most people on here said. Which is pretty sad. I think Tina Fey is somewhat funny in that she can write as well as be somewhat sarcastic and a little self deprecating. Girls that can make fun of themselves are pretty much keepers.

Come to think of it, there really aren't that many women who are funny. :dry: There are some good comedic actresses, if they've got the lines to work from. But women who write their own material and are actually good at it seem to be rare. I think Jen Anniston is a great comedic actress, personally.

[Kelly]

Come to think of it, there really aren't that many women who are funny. :dry: There are some good comedic actresses, if they've got the lines to work from. But women who write their own material and are actually good at it seem to be rare. I think Jen Anniston is a great comedic actress, personally.

Meh, I've enjoyed Aniston much more in her dramatic stuff.....IMO she is just play the same part from Friends, over and over again.........but her dramatic stuff has been great, and she has a movie coming out (not comedy) that looks REALLY GOOD....I'm looking forward to it.

[Prison Mike]

I enjoy the ladies of SNL a lot. I think they are funny. Tina Fey is funny as well. Sarah Silverman isn't really my cup of tea. She's reserved for the more outlandish kind of men, IMO.

[Charlie No-One]

I'll bump this by saying that I am seeing her tonight in just a few hours. I am so excited.

[Mr Jide]

I would bone the life out of this chick.

[odiin]

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v396/valentine1731/4839735_Sarah_Silverman_-_Maxim_Mag.jpg

[Mr Jide]

Now thats a nice backoff.

[Charlie No-One]

The show was amazing and the best part was after, I got to meet her! A group of five girls got her to come out of her tour bus and she signed my DVD.

[Memphis Slim]

She has no talent.

[strikezone89]

she's sexy, but her talent is............................. oh ya she has no talent.

[Mr Jide]

I don't give a toss about her comic talent. I'm more interested in her "bedular" techniques.

[Karea07]

sometimes she's funny but she's never hot.

[Warhammer]

Silverman is kinda hot. I mean, she's fugly, but there is something hot about the way she looks. I dunno.

:o :dry:

Btw, her comedy is horrible.

[demento]

wnVJZkDuVBM

[LexCorp]

Good for her.

[dark_b]

now thats funny

i waited for the''were out of time jimmy''

[Artos]

That was awesome.

[Prison Mike]

wait, who is she f'n again?

















































she's f'n Matt Damon! lol

[KenK]

The dance-off scene was classic!!

[Prison Mike]

Damon was pimp

[Robin91939]

That was one of the funniest thing's I've seen in a while...

-R

[SWAT]

Wonder what his daughter will say when she's going to see this. Sing along? Disturbing.

[Prison Mike]

they showed this again last night on Kimmel

[MaskedManJRK]

"How do you like 'DEM apples? ...Get it? 'Cause, I'm, y'know, referring to her breasts..."

:woot:

[Wolfwood]

Are Jimmy and Sarah really together?

That was hilarious though, Matt Damon is a real kick ass dude.

[KenK]

Are Jimmy and Sarah really together?

Yeah, they've been together for years.

[Manic]

For years, they've been together, and no wedding ring? Why don't they just stab their mothers in their hearts?

[Lunar_Wolf]

LMAO Thats was f'n classic!

[Sawyer]

I could never be friends with Sarah Silverman. I'd just never know when shes being genuine or if shes making a joke.

BTW, this was f***ing hilarious.

[Prison Mike]

For years, they've been together, and no wedding ring? Why don't they just stab their mothers in their hearts?

so he really is with her? I always thought he was married.

[cryptic name]

matt damon just keeps getting cooler

[bullets]

i love the kimmel vs. damon . guillermo bumping damon out of bourne ultimatum is the funniest clip ive seen all week.

[Spider-Man Luvr28]

I've never like Sarah. Never found her funny..But that video made me laugh.:o:D

[Manic]

Sarah Silverman is overall not that funny, but she has some damn good moments.

[04nbod]

I've never like Sarah. Never found her funny..But that video made me laugh.:o:D

matt damon makes it funny. It would be lame without him

[Artos]

matt damon makes it funny. It would be lame without him

This is true.

[S_H_F_4839]

anyone else wondering what happened after the break?

[MaskedManJRK]

anyone else wondering what happened after the break?

I like to think Kimmel proved his superiority in a particular aspect of a relationship.

The next show he comes in with a shirt saying, "I f**k better then Matt Damon." :o

[Robin91939]

Can anyone convert this to an AUDIO file and PM me it? Please.

-R

[Nathan]

I already send this to Robin, but in case anyone else wants it, here (http://www.megaupload.com/?d=814QV3LA)'s the link to the Audio File. :D

[Artos]

I already send this to Robin, but in case anyone else wants it, here (http://www.megaupload.com/?d=814QV3LA)'s the link to the Audio File. :D

Thank you sir, you are a gentleman and a scholar.

[[A]]

Ohhhh I love this thread! Good thing I found it (sometimes the search engine do work)

Anyway.. this girl.. I don't know what she's got but I'm terribly attracted to her.. I wouldn't use the word hot but.. still.. oh well, me likes her.. nice thread.. keep it goin'

[terry78]

She's doing a show at the casino here in Indiana later this month, I'll probably go check her out.

[The Apatow Crew]

Her show comes back for a third season this october on comedy central I saw a promo for it during the roast of Bob Saget. Which she also had a little video appearance.