The Dark Knight Caption Thread!

[ultimatefan]

http://www.smh.com.au/ffximage/2005/06/16/batlead_wideweb__430x393.jpg
Batman: "I tried to tell her Xenu was just a fiction used to sell Dianetics books and chisel celebs out of their money. She started spasming and collapsed. Damn, Tom Cruise sure has her trained!"

hehehehehehehe

[ultimatefan]

http://www.smh.com.au/ffximage/2005/06/16/batlead_wideweb__430x393.jpg
Bale: I asked Katie if she knew the lyrics to "Happy birthday" and her brain shut down completely...

[Superman Prime]

http://www.smh.com.au/ffximage/2005/06/16/batlead_wideweb__430x393.jpg

BATMAN: "I was too big for her."

[Dr. Fate]

Batman Begins: How it should have gone.

http://i182.photobucket.com/albums/x9/vandar_photo/rachel.jpg
Rachel: "Wait, you could die! At least tell me your name."

http://i182.photobucket.com/albums/x9/vandar_photo/bats.jpg
Batman: "Ummm..........no."
Hehehehehe

http://www.firstshowing.net/img/darkknight-batsuit.jpg
BATMAN: "I kick ass for Chris Nolan!"

[Superman Prime]

http://www.firstshowing.net/img/darkknight-batsuit.jpg

BATMAN: "I put a dent in this car roof. And if you try to arrest me, I'll put a bigger dent in your head."

HARVEY DENT (Off-Screen): "You talking about me over there?"

[That-Guy]

Thanks for the compliments, guys. Your captions were hilarious, too!

http://images.stltoday.com/stltoday/resources/nocountryforoldmen315.jpg
“What’s the most you’ve ever lost in a coin toss? You know what date is on this coin? 1958. It's been traveling twenty-two years to get here. And now it's here. And it's either heads or tails. And you have to say. Call it.”
http://z.about.com/d/movies/1/0/X/C/Q/nocountryforoldmenpic8.jpg
“There’s something so familiar about this… hmmm…”

[titan101]

http://z.about.com/d/movies/1/0/X/C/Q/nocountryforoldmenpic8.jpg

who the hell are you anyway , killing ****loads of people like this ?

http://images.stltoday.com/stltoday/resources/nocountryforoldmen315.jpg

what, are you dense ? are you retarded or something ? who the hell do you THINK i am ?

i'm the goddamn chigurh .

[That-Guy]

http://z.about.com/d/movies/1/0/X/C/Q/nocountryforoldmenpic8.jpg

who the hell are you anyway , killing ****loads of people like this ?

http://images.stltoday.com/stltoday/resources/nocountryforoldmen315.jpg

what, are you dense ? are you retarded or something ? who the hell do you THINK i am ?

i'm the goddamn chigurh .

Haha, brilliant!

Chigurh is one mean bastard. :D Definitely the best movie villain of 2007.

[That-Guy]

http://en.epochtimes.com/news_images/2007-9-12-no-country-for-old-men-1.jpg
Let me introduce you to my weapon of choice.

http://img140.imageshack.us/img140/8373/thejokerattacksmg6.png
Hmmm... yeah, mine's bigger.

[That-Guy]

http://i6.photobucket.com/albums/y201/stillbornmarc/batcomputer_2.jpg
"800 channels, and there's nothing on but old Jack Nicholson movies! F**k you, Direct TV!"

[kedrell]

http://www.smh.com.au/ffximage/2005/06/16/batlead_wideweb__430x393.jpg

BATMAN: "This new exercise equipment sucks!"

[ultimatefan]

http://www.joblo.com/newsimages1/tdkcity1.jpg
Batman: God, please, get us rid of those perma-white-obsessed fanboys!!

http://www.geocities.com/eds_python/god.jpg
God: Don´t ask me, I been trying to get rid of those damn Jehovah Witnesses for centuries but they´re still busting my chops!!

[titan101]

http://images.stltoday.com/stltoday/resources/nocountryforoldmen315.jpg

chigurh : what's the most you ever lost in a coin toss ?



http://i.imdb.com/Photos/Ss/0468569/05556.jpg (http://www.imdb.com/character/ch0000180/photogallery-7)

joker : ... eh ? :huh:

http://images.stltoday.com/stltoday/resources/nocountryforoldmen315.jpg

chigurh : the most ..... you ever lost .... in a coin toss ?

http://i.imdb.com/Photos/Ss/0468569/05556.jpg (http://www.imdb.com/character/ch0000180/photogallery-7)

joker : what kind of a cheap two face ripoff are you ?

http://images.stltoday.com/stltoday/resources/nocountryforoldmen315.jpg

chigurh : ..... whatever . i'm gonna go kill people with my tube .... thingy .

[Dr. Fate]

http://i.realone.com/assets/rn/img/8/2/4/2/16792428-16792432-large.jpg
JOKER: "Good and evil, right and wrong were invented for the ordinary average man, the inferior man, because he needs them."

[Dark Sentinel]

my 1000th post!

I dont usually post in here (im more of an observer) but I couldn't pass this opportunity up. :hoboj:

http://i207.photobucket.com/albums/bb163/TDKJOKER/vlcsnap-4058829.png
JOKER: You mean, let me understand this cause, ya know maybe it's me, I'm a little *****ed up maybe, but I'm funny how, I mean funny like I'm a clown, I amuse you? I make you laugh, I'm here to *****in' amuse you? What do you mean funny, funny how? How am I funny?


http://i9.photobucket.com/albums/a78/Batmaluco/burton-89small.jpg

KEATON: Is Heath doing the Pesci line from Goodfellas again?

BURTON: Yep...

[General Vulcun]

http://joecarr.files.wordpress.com/2006/11/batmanrobin.jpg
Batman: I spy, with my little eye, something that is...black.
Robin: The Batmobile.
Batman: There's just no getting passed you, Robin.

[General Vulcun]

http://www.hyperfan.com.br/tits/i_robin.jpg
Robin: Batman, do you think this stance will intimidate criminals more?

http://www.the-trades.com/hprice/Batman612.jpg
Batman: *ugh*...a little busy...

[batmaluco]

My computer broke again...:cmad: I'm in a Lan-House...
And I'm on vacation, not even in my city anymore.
I'm typing this from a tiny city called Canavieiras.
But I'm still visiting this forum cause, you know, such a batfreak. :woot:

[batmaluco]

http://i9.photobucket.com/albums/a78/Batmaluco/burton-89small.jpg
Keaton: ''I was re-watching Batman 89 yesterday and one question shouted in my mind.
How many times did you say "you know" in that audio commentary?''

Burton: "Well, you know, I don't know, I mean..."

Keaton: "That's why Nolan doesn't do such commentaries..."

[batmaluco]

BTW, I loved Burton's commentaries!

[Dr. Fate]

http://www.newsarama.com/DC/SMBM10_CVR-Lee.jpg
BATMAN: "Hey get lost you 2! You're cramping my style!"
WONDER WOMAN: "You really think you can handle these rampaging monsters by yourself?"
BATMAN: "I don't need 2 musclebound freaks of nature! I got prep time on my side!"
SUPERMAN: "C'mon Diana, let's go grab a burger while Mr. Prep-Time does his thing." [Supes & WW fly off]
BATMAN: "WTF?! Guys, I was just kidding! Guys! Help!"

[ultimatefan]

http://www.newsarama.com/DC/SMBM10_CVR-Lee.jpg
BATMAN: I TOLD you getting the Justice League movie done would be trouble...

[ultimatefan]

http://img140.imageshack.us/img140/8373/thejokerattacksmg6.png
JOKER: Call me a nostalgic romantic fool, but I miss the unapolegitically brutal action movies from the eighties... Flamethrowers, Uzis, rocket launchers, those were simpler times...

[Dr. Fate]

http://img140.imageshack.us/img140/8373/thejokerattacksmg6.png
JOKER: Call me a nostalgic romantic fool, but I miss the unapolegitically brutal action movies from the eighties... Flamethrowers, Uzis, rocket launchers, those were simpler times...

http://www.newsarama.com/DC/SMBM10_CVR-Lee.jpg
BATMAN: I TOLD you getting the Justice League movie done would be trouble...

Bwahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha! Those were both brilliant!

And sadly the 2nd is very true :csad: while I agree with the Joker on #1.

http://img249.imageshack.us/img249/4999/batmanbegins131yk3.jpg
CRANE: "This is madness!"
BATMAN: "Madness?! This... Is... GOTHAM!!!" [kicks Crane in the balls]

And while I'm still on my 300 kick -

http://www.newsarama.com/DC/SMBM10_CVR-Lee.jpg
MONSTERS: "This is madness!"
SUPES/BATS/WW: "Madness?! This... Is... DC COMICS!!!"

[Drizzle]

http://img179.imageshack.us/img179/237/cr18oa0.jpg
"You've changed things....forever. There's no goin' back. See, to them, you're just a freak...like me!"

[Dr. Fate]

http://img179.imageshack.us/img179/237/cr18oa0.jpg
"You've changed things....forever. There's no goin' back. See, to them, you're just a freak...like me!"
http://i3.photobucket.com/albums/y95/CodyA/170.jpg
BATMAN: "Well, not exactly like you, lady."

[SPIDERMAN117]

http://i131.photobucket.com/albums/p298/hsfg/_11973609605161.jpg
Joker: "I never said thank you for phrasing my role as the Joker.

http://i19.photobucket.com/albums/b170/Nervousdogdance/Batman/Alfred.jpg
Alfred: "And you'll NEVAH have too.

[ultimatefan]

Bwahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha! Those were both brilliant!

And sadly the 2nd is very true :csad: while I agree with the Joker on #1.

http://img249.imageshack.us/img249/4999/batmanbegins131yk3.jpg
CRANE: "This is madness!"
BATMAN: "Madness?! This... Is... GOTHAM!!!" [kicks Crane in the balls]

And while I'm still on my 300 kick -

http://www.newsarama.com/DC/SMBM10_CVR-Lee.jpg
MONSTERS: "This is madness!"
SUPES/BATS/WW: "Madness?! This... Is... DC COMICS!!!"

Thanks! The "madness" line works everything cool and badass that there is.

[ultimatefan]

http://img179.imageshack.us/img179/237/cr18oa0.jpg
"You've changed things....forever. There's no goin' back. See, to them, you're just a freak...like me!"

hehehehehehe

[batmaluco]

http://img179.imageshack.us/img179/237/cr18oa0.jpg
"Let's put a smile on that face!"

[batmaluco]

http://buzznet-00.vo.llnwd.net/media/jj1/2007/11/bale-knight/christian-bale-the-dark-knight-03.jpg
Bruce: ''Say: cheese!''
Fox: ''Geez...!''

[That-Guy]

http://img140.imageshack.us/img140/8373/thejokerattacksmg6.png
Let me show you what I think of those sh**ty Dark Knight action figures.

[ultimatefan]

http://www.progets.com/simpsons/pics/the%20comic%20book%20guy%20pondering.gif
COMIC BOOK GUY: Bleh, this Joker sucks cuz his make-up isn´t perma-white, he didn´t fall into a vat of chemicals, his hair isn´t neat, he isn´t played by Jack Nicholson...










http://img140.imageshack.us/img140/8373/thejokerattacksmg6.png

[Herman Laufig]

http://buzznet-00.vo.llnwd.net/media/jj1/2007/11/bale-knight/christian-bale-the-dark-knight-01.jpg

(Bruce thinking : "What a beautiful nose... Let's do a macro.")

[lou2099]

http://www.worldsfinestonline.com/WF/batman/tnba/episodes/12overtheedge/26.jpg
GORDON: AAAAHHHHHH!!! That damn kidney stone was the size of a walnut!!!!!

[lou2099]

http://img.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2007/04_01/thejoker1104_468x443.jpg
JOKER: You got nothin'!!!
http://i9.photobucket.com/albums/a78/Batmaluco/batman4.jpg
LUCIUS FOX: Got enough for you, Smilin' Joker!

[batmaluco]

http://img140.imageshack.us/img140/8373/thejokerattacksmg6.png
Let me show you what I think of those sh**ty Dark Knight action figures.

http://www.progets.com/simpsons/pics/the%20comic%20book%20guy%20pondering.gif
COMIC BOOK GUY: Bleh, this Joker sucks cuz his make-up isn´t perma-white, he didn´t fall into a vat of chemicals, his hair isn´t neat, he isn´t played by Jack Nicholson...










http://img140.imageshack.us/img140/8373/thejokerattacksmg6.png
hehehehehehe :grin:

[batmaluco]

http://img140.imageshack.us/img140/8373/thejokerattacksmg6.png
Joker: "I count the corpses on my left, I find I'm not so tidy
So I better get away, better make it today
I've cut twenty-three down since friday
But I cant control it, my face is drawn
My instinct still emotes it

I slash them cold, I kill them dead
I broke the gooks, I cracked their heads
I'll bomb them out from under the beds
But now I've got the running gun blues

It seems the peacefuls stopped the war
Left generals squashed and stifled
But I'll slip out again tonight
Cause they haven't taken back my rifle
For I promote oblivion
And I'll plug a few civilians

I'll slash them cold, I'll kill them dead
I'll break them gooks, I'll crack their heads
I'll slice them till they're running red
But now I've got the running gun blues

(oh oh oh oh)
(oh oh oh oh)''

[kedrell]

http://i39.photobucket.com/albums/e193/olcanucklehead/raincoat2.jpg

Joker: They say, "Evil prevails when good men fail to act." What they ought to say is, "Evil prevails."

[batmaluco]

http://i9.photobucket.com/albums/a78/Batmaluco/ap096.jpg
''Two-Face? Only that? I've several faces...''

[kedrell]

http://img249.imageshack.us/img249/4999/batmanbegins131yk3.jpg

BATMAN: "I like beating people up with an olive branch, just for the irony."

[That-Guy]

http://img140.imageshack.us/img140/8373/thejokerattacksmg6.png
"Rambo's a pussy."

[That-Guy]

http://img179.imageshack.us/img179/237/cr18oa0.jpg
"How can you watch an incredibly riveting scene like this and not realize that I'll win an oscar someday?!"

[That-Guy]

http://farm3.static.flickr.com/2026/2129894295_5cd579670d_o.gif
"Life is a highway! I'm gonna ride it all night long! If you're going my way... I'm gonna drive it all night long!"

[COMPO]

http://i9.photobucket.com/albums/a78/Batmaluco/ap096.jpg
I hate to disappoint you. But, rubber faces are immune to your charms.

[Mr.E.Nygma]

^Hahahahaha!

[Dr. Fate]

http://www.worldsfinestonline.com/WF/superman/reviews/worldsfinest/22.jpg
JOKER: "Dear God, they're still having perma-white debates?!"

[Drizzle]

http://i257.photobucket.com/albums/hh219/1315355/M1109_c_08_2_l.jpg
"You know the difference between you and me? I make this look good."

http://contanatura.com/arquivo/BATMAN7.jpg
"*SIGH*....I know."

[ultimatefan]

hehehehehehe :grin:

Thanks!

[ultimatefan]

http://i9.photobucket.com/albums/a78/Batmaluco/ap096.jpg
''Two-Face? Only that? I've several faces...''

hehehehehhe

[ultimatefan]

http://img140.imageshack.us/img140/8373/thejokerattacksmg6.png
"Rambo's a pussy."

hehehehehehehehe, Tango and Cash!

[batmaluco]

Thanks ultimatefan!

[batmaluco]

http://contanatura.com/arquivo/BATMAN7.jpg
"Do you know what I need to make all this look really good? Some huge bat themed body piercings in my bat-nipples!"

[batmaluco]

http://i175.photobucket.com/albums/w160/backtothefront88/jokertrucklaugh.jpg
Joker: "Perma-smile my ass! I laugh because I like doing wicked things!"

[batmaluco]

http://i257.photobucket.com/albums/hh219/1315355/M2794_c_08_1_l.jpg
Goon: "Bus driver? What bus driver?"


http://www.youthink.com/quiz_images/quiz671outcome1.jpg
Freddy: "Shhhhh!!!"

[That-Guy]

http://i257.photobucket.com/albums/hh219/1315355/M1109_c_08_2_l.jpg
"You know the difference between you and me? I make this look good."

http://contanatura.com/arquivo/BATMAN7.jpg
"*SIGH*....I know."

Good God... is that Electro-Bat figure for REAL???!!! What the f**k were they thinking when they made that piece of crap?

[That-Guy]

hehehehehehehehe, Tango and Cash!

Awesome! Someone actually caught the reference! :woot:

[That-Guy]

http://i257.photobucket.com/albums/hh219/1315355/M1109_c_08_2_l.jpg
"This is the LAST time I let the cast of Project Runway design a batsuit!!!"

[That-Guy]

http://i257.photobucket.com/albums/hh219/1315355/M2794_c_08_1_l.jpg
"You know why I have tears in my eyes? Don't you think it's pretty sad that the toy company did a better job on the action figure for my character... a guy who gets killed in the first five minutes of the movie... than they did on f**king Batman?"

[Dr. Fate]

http://i257.photobucket.com/albums/hh219/1315355/M1109_c_08_2_l.jpg
I had a Batman figure that looked like this 1 as a kid. Sadly, it was run over by a lawn mower.

http://www.worldsfinestonline.com/WF/jl/episodes/tabularasa/p1/26.jpg
SUPERMAN: "Hey Bruce."
BATMAN: "Hey Clark."
SUPERMAN: "How're you?"
BATMAN: "I'm fine. How's the wife?"
SUPERMAN: "The wife's good. How're the one night stands?"
BATMAN: "One Night Stands are good, but I think I may need to cut back."
SUPERMAN: "Hmm. The guys at the Watch Tower are still giving me a hard time because I said I liked At World's End better than Dead Man's Chest. Any advice?"
BATMAN: "Well Clark, you're the most powerful guy in the universe, I say threaten to whip their asses if they don't buckle down."
SUPERMAN: "Hmm. Good idea."
BATMAN: "Personally, I didn't like either DMC or AWW, as both pale in comparison to Curse of the Black Pearl."
SUPERMAN: "Frankly I'm inclined to agree, seeing as how they both tried too hard to apply a Lord of the Rings level scale to a setting that wasn't supposed to have it in the first place."
BATMAN: "That's exactly where the overlength and over-writing came in. I mean lets face it, no matter how much the world loves Johnny Depp, even Depp's effeminate mannerisms & drunken half-slurring couldn't make some of those lines of dialogue funny."
SUPERMAN: "As well as the Star Wars plot rip off with the young nice guy hero trying to save his dad from the Dark Side. And in both cases, the dad is a lot bigger than the son."
BATMAN: "Nice catch."

[That-Guy]

http://i131.photobucket.com/albums/p298/hsfg/_11973609605161.jpg
"Can't the guard see the the guy to my left is masturbating?"

[Dr. Fate]

http://i131.photobucket.com/albums/p298/hsfg/_11973609605161.jpg
"Can't the guard see the the guy to my left is masturbating?"
Apparently not.

http://img140.imageshack.us/img140/8373/thejokerattacksmg6.png
JOKER: "Take this, Writers Strike!"

[Magenta666]

http://i175.photobucket.com/albums/w160/backtothefront88/jokertrucklaugh.jpg
Joker: "Perma-smile my ass! I laugh because I like doing wicked things!"

lol good one

[titan101]

i posted this on another thread , but i figured i might as well post it here .

http://us.movies1.yimg.com/movies.yahoo.com/images/hv/photo/movie_pix/warner_brothers/batman_forever/_group_photos/jim_carrey5.jpg

two face : be honest yo , you're down with this for the fine ass pussy , right ?

riddler : i'm down with this because i LOOOOVE animals, stupid !

two face : even sheep ?

riddler : of course . sheep are beautiful creatures .

two face :they are beautiful , aren't they ?

riddler : oh god yes .

two face : so that'd mean you'd **** a sheep , right ?

riddler : what is your damage , little boy ? you got a sick and twisted world perspective .

two face : no , you're misunderstanding me , prince valiant . i mean if you were another sheep , would you **** a sheep , if you were another sheep ?

riddler : oh ..... since you put it that way ...... you bet your ass i would .

[elorenishii386]

http://contanatura.com/arquivo/BATMAN7.jpg
Clooney: "This is how I dress up when I meet up with Brad."

[batmaluco]

lol good one
Thanks, Magenta666!

[batmaluco]

Apparently not.

http://img140.imageshack.us/img140/8373/thejokerattacksmg6.png
JOKER: "Take this, Writers Strike!"
hehehehehe

[batmaluco]

http://i257.photobucket.com/albums/hh219/1315355/M1109_c_08_2_l.jpg
Batman: "I suffer from Mattel's twisted notion of stealth! People are calling me 'The Shiny Knight'!"

[batmaluco]

http://i257.photobucket.com/albums/hh219/1315355/M2793_c_08_5_l.jpg
http://i257.photobucket.com/albums/hh219/1315355/M2793_c_08_2_l.jpg
Batman: "These oversized purple or green guns are actually movie accurate! Isn't it, Schumacher?"

[batmaluco]

A bit off-topic but I need to say this:
I'm on vacation in a paradise-like tiny city where most people ride bikes.
And the street's pavement is made of stone bricks.
What a spectacle to watch those amazing bouncing breasts!
It's fascinating, highly hypnotic, like lava lamps!
What a perv...
:o

[Juha]

Lucky SOB! :woot:

It just rains water and snow here in Finland. And it's so god damn dark that I would not be able to see any breasts even if they bounced right pass me.

I really need to visit Brazil...all those beautiful babes riding around...
*horny sigh*

[Kira]

Lucky SOB! :woot:

It just rains water and snow here in Finland. And it's so god damn dark that I would not be able to see any breasts even if they bounced right pass me.

I really need to visit Brazil...all those beautiful babes riding around...
*horny sigh*

shutit. finland is a beautiful country. :cmad:

well, not really. it's kinda depressing here right now. :csad: :down

[Hotwire]

Good God... is that Electro-Bat figure for REAL???!!! What the f**k were they thinking when they made that piece of crap?
They were thinking that kids will beg their parents to buy them at around $5 a piece.

[Dr. Fate]

http://www.cel-ebration.com/WB-CSC-Kissing-the-Knight-I.jpg
CATWOMAN: "This is just 1 of the many sexual favors I have to perform to get in on Nolan's 3rd Batman film."
BATMAN: "And they'll all be worth the effort my dear, trust me."

[SalaciousVC]

http://i257.photobucket.com/albums/hh219/1315355/M2793_c_08_4_l.jpg

Batman:"It's what I do, that defines.........**falls over** "

[ultimatefan]

http://images.rottentomatoes.com/images/movie/gallery/1188347/photo_19.jpg
Katie Holmes: I dropped out of The Dark Knight to do THIS?
Latifah: You shut your hole!
Diane Keaton: I used to have a respected career!!
Latifah: You shut your hole, too! This is gonna be a great movie like Taxi!!
Katie: Now YOU shut your hole!

[Juha]

http://i257.photobucket.com/albums/hh219/1315355/M2793_c_08_4_l.jpg

Batman:"It's what I do, that defines.........**falls over** "

I laughed so hard! :woot:

shutit. finland is a beautiful country. :cmad:

well, not really. it's kinda depressing here right now. :csad: :down

So you are from Finland too? Nice! Finnish women are sooooo sexy but this weather drives me crazy sometimes..! Although the finnish summer is amazing! Not too hot and too cold. Just perfect!

[DoctorJones]

http://i257.photobucket.com/albums/hh219/1315355/M2793_c_08_5_l.jpg

Batman: Does it come in black?

[Superman Prime]

http://i257.photobucket.com/albums/hh219/1315355/M2793_c_08_5_l.jpg

BATMAN: "No, it's not a phallic connotation."

[batmaluco]

Lucky SOB! :woot:

It just rains water and snow here in Finland. And it's so god damn dark that I would not be able to see any breasts even if they bounced right pass me.

I really need to visit Brazil...all those beautiful babes riding around...
*horny sigh*
:woot:
Dude, it's summer here right now. But sometimes (depending where you are, Brazil is huge) it can get too hot. I've just purchased some sunblock and a hat because the sun is burning my skin so hard.
They were thinking that kids will beg their parents to buy them at around $5 a piece.
You know, we're all joking but it really seems that smaller children really prefers the most colorful ones.
I think Mattel may get more money from their parents doing that kind of stuff.
Collectors don't give a **** but the little kids love it. :woot:

[batmaluco]

http://i257.photobucket.com/albums/hh219/1315355/M2793_c_08_4_l.jpg

Batman:"It's what I do, that defines.........**falls over** "
hehehehehe :grin:

[batmaluco]

http://i9.photobucket.com/albums/a78/Batmaluco/eq553.jpg
"Does it come in black?"

[batmaluco]

http://i9.photobucket.com/albums/a78/Batmaluco/eq1030.jpg
Mom: ''No! I tell you no! I won't have you bringing some young girl in for supper! By candlelight, I suppose, in the cheap, erotic fashion of young men with cheap, erotic minds!''
Son: ''Mother, please...!''
Mom: ''Norman!''

[Hotwire]

http://i257.photobucket.com/albums/hh219/1315355/M2793_c_08_4_l.jpg
Batman: Now what, Tony?!?! You still gonna talk s***!?!
http://i113.photobucket.com/albums/n237/mkrolfe/ml11_im1.jpg
Iron Man: Yep.

[Superman Prime]

http://i257.photobucket.com/albums/hh219/1315355/M2793_c_08_4_l.jpg

BATMAN: "Just when I could turn my head, someone has to go f**k it up."

[ultimatefan]

http://i257.photobucket.com/albums/hh219/1315355/M2793_c_08_4_l.jpg

BATMAN: So... Did any of these toy companies ever hear that I´M NOT SUPPOSED TO USE FIRE WEAPONS?!?

[Frank Noir]

http://i257.photobucket.com/albums/hh219/1315355/M2793_c_08_4_l.jpg

Look, an Autobat.

[That-Guy]

http://i257.photobucket.com/albums/hh219/1315355/M2793_c_08_4_l.jpg

Look, an Autobat.


LMAO!!!!!

[That-Guy]

http://i257.photobucket.com/albums/hh219/1315355/M2793_c_08_5_l.jpg
Early viewfinders were much more cumbersome than later models.

[That-Guy]

http://i257.photobucket.com/albums/hh219/1315355/M1109_c_08_2_l.jpg
"Ugh... this is the last time I leave my costume on the floor. God damn you, Bat-Hound..."

[ultimatefan]

http://i257.photobucket.com/albums/hh219/1315355/M1109_c_08_2_l.jpg
You know... Schumacher in fever delirium wouldn´t have thought of a more ridiculous costume than this...

[kedrell]

http://i257.photobucket.com/albums/hh219/1315355/M1109_c_08_2_l.jpg
Batman: "Is it too late for me to land a part in Bee Movie?"

[Milu]

http://i257.photobucket.com/albums/hh219/1315355/M2793_c_08_4_l.jpg
"What's crackin', little b*****s?"

[DoctorJones]

http://i257.photobucket.com/albums/hh219/1315355/M2793_c_08_4_l.jpg

"Say hello to my little friend!"

[titan101]

edit

[Magenta666]

http://i145.photobucket.com/albums/r232/Magenta666_album/M2793_c_08_5_l.jpg

Eye Doctor: Which one is clearer? Number one...or number two?
Batman: Um....can I see them again?
Eye Doctor: Number one....Number two....About the same?
Batman: Yeah, about the same.

[kedrell]

http://i257.photobucket.com/albums/hh219/1315355/M2793_c_08_4_l.jpg

"I vant to pomp you up!"

[kedrell]

http://i257.photobucket.com/albums/hh219/1315355/M2793_c_08_4_l.jpg

Bats: "That's the last time I let Ratchet perform cosmetic surgery on me!"

[kedrell]

http://i257.photobucket.com/albums/hh219/1315355/M2793_c_08_4_l.jpg

Bats: "This is my War Machine outfit."

[Logan Howlett]

http://i257.photobucket.com/albums/hh219/1315355/M1109_c_08_2_l.jpg
Batman: So many people loved Burtons work and Shumacker made some money for WB and DC, with this in mind Warner Brothers somehow managed to convince director Christopher Nolan to create a combination costume in the hopes of making more money. Its bright and vibrant in refelection of Shumacker's gayness, and it has that bondage feel to show of Burtons...well......I guess gayness still works.

[SalaciousVC]

http://i257.photobucket.com/albums/hh219/1315355/M1109_c_08_2_l.jpg

Batman:All I need to do now is add some nipples to this suit

[kedrell]

http://i257.photobucket.com/albums/hh219/1315355/M1109_c_08_2_l.jpg

Batman: "How in the world do they expect me to base-jump with this cape?!"

[kedrell]

http://i257.photobucket.com/albums/hh219/1315355/M1109_c_08_2_l.jpg

Batman: "This is what happens when you JLA fans can't agree on a good compromise whether it should be a yellow oval or a black bat! I hope you're happy!"

[Dr. Fate]

http://www.littlestuffedbull.com/images/comics/vickydatesbruce1.jpg
VICKI VALE: "I won't make you a good man as long as you don't try to make me a bad woman."

[That-Guy]

http://www.joblo.com/big-movie-images/cloverfield4.jpg
"OH MY GOD!! DO YOU SEE THE SIZE OF THAT THING?!!! RUN!!!!"
http://i257.photobucket.com/albums/hh219/1315355/M2793_c_08_4_l.jpg
CLOVERFIELD BEGINS

[Dr. Fate]

http://www.worldsfinestonline.com/WF/thebatman/episodes/22ragdolls/11.jpg
UNMASKED CATWOMAN/SELINA KYLE: "Bruce, auditions are about to start."

http://www.tvenvy.com/blogimages/ashton_kutcher.jpg
ASHTON KUTCHER: "Hi, I'm here to audition to play one of you in JLA."

http://photos.imageevent.com/batmanonfilm/thebatmananimatedtvshow/THE-BATMAN_07-season-premiere_image5.jpg
SUPERMAN: "JLA is so doomed."
BATMAN: "Tell me about it."

[ultimatefan]

http://i257.photobucket.com/albums/hh219/1315355/M2793_c_08_4_l.jpg

Okay, I´m ready to bring peace to the Middle East...

[Superman Prime]

http://www.worldsfinestonline.com/WF/thebatman/episodes/22ragdolls/11.jpg

SELINA: "You look fine."

http://i257.photobucket.com/albums/hh219/1315355/M1109_c_08_2_l.jpg

BATMAN: "I didn't ask."

[batmaluco]

http://i257.photobucket.com/albums/hh219/1315355/M1109_c_08_2_l.jpg

Batman:All I need to do now is add some nipples to this suit


Batman: "How in the world do they expect me to base-jump with this cape?!"


"Ugh... this is the last time I leave my costume on the floor. God damn you, Bat-Hound..."
LMAO! :grin:

[batmaluco]

http://www.worldsfinestonline.com/WF/thebatman/episodes/22ragdolls/11.jpg
Selina Kyle: "I need some help. Can you lend me a hand here?"

http://i257.photobucket.com/albums/hh219/1315355/M2793_c_08_4_l.jpg
Batman: "Yes, I can. A HUGE one!"

[That-Guy]

http://i257.photobucket.com/albums/hh219/1315355/M2793_c_08_4_l.jpg
Hi, I'm here for the 'Who Wants to Be a Superhero' auditions."

[mackblack01]

http://img249.imageshack.us/img249/4999/batmanbegins131yk3.jpg
Crane: Noooo, please stop! Don't do that!
Batman:Shut up, be ready...MFGFGRRRRMM... *preparing to spit*

[SPider-T0rch]

http://www.littlestuffedbull.com/images/comics/vickydatesbruce1.jpg
I should seriously get curtains. I feel so...exposed...
http://i145.photobucket.com/albums/r232/Magenta666_album/M2793_c_08_5_l.jpg
I love what I'm seein'!! heh heh ALRIIIGHHHT giggity giggity goo!!

[Dr. Fate]

All these captions have been great, I can't pick just 1.


http://i219.photobucket.com/albums/cc131/Jokerfan1980/joke2sl5.png
JOKER: "I'm here for my 3:30."

http://www.littlestuffedbull.com/images/comics/vickydatesbruce1.jpg
VICKI VALE: "Right this way Mr. J."

[Rando Aces]

can anyone point me to the thread with the action figures?

[ultimatefan]

http://i257.photobucket.com/albums/hh219/1315355/M2793_c_08_4_l.jpg

BATMAN: So... Anyone still wants to start a perma-white debate?

[Milu]

How it should have happened . . .

http://www.katie-holmes.org/gallery/albums/movies/batman_begins/DVD%20Caps/normal_cap0213.jpg
"Some of us have work to do".

http://www.katie-holmes.org/gallery/albums/movies/batman_begins/DVD%20Caps/normal_cap0207.jpg
"**** you."

[Milu]

http://i257.photobucket.com/albums/hh219/1315355/M2793_c_08_4_l.jpg
Theatricality and Decepticons are powerful weapons.

[kedrell]

http://i257.photobucket.com/albums/hh219/1315355/M2793_c_08_4_l.jpg
Kung-fu, shmung-fu who needs'em.

[kedrell]

http://i257.photobucket.com/albums/hh219/1315355/M2793_c_08_4_l.jpg
Good, bad...I'm the guy with the gun.

[kedrell]

http://i257.photobucket.com/albums/hh219/1315355/M2793_c_08_4_l.jpg
I need a hand this big to adequately stimulate myself, and that ain't just braggin'!

[kedrell]

http://i257.photobucket.com/albums/hh219/1315355/M2793_c_08_4_l.jpg
Batman: "You can't break-up with me.....I've got HAND!"
http://www.katie-holmes.org/gallery/albums/movies/batman_begins/DVD%20Caps/normal_cap0213.jpg
Rachel: "And you're gonna need it!"

[Orb]

http://i257.photobucket.com/albums/hh219/1315355/M2793_c_08_4_l.jpg

Batman: First Robocop now this! Just call me Robobat for all I care!

[kedrell]

http://i257.photobucket.com/albums/hh219/1315355/M2793_c_08_4_l.jpg
Batman: "Let me tell ya somethin' Jerry, a man without HAND is not a man!"

[SalaciousVC]

http://media.collegepublisher.com/media/paper920/stills/443c04fb57ab9-85-1.jpg

[kedrell]

http://i257.photobucket.com/albums/hh219/1315355/M2793_c_08_4_l.jpg
Batman: "I got so much HAND I'm comin' outta my glove!"

[Dr. Fate]

http://www.animationusa.com/picts/wbpict/gothamnightxl.jpg
CATWOMAN: "You're not gonna knock me up and then disappear for 5 years while I raise your bastard bat-child with some other guy, are you?"
BATMAN: "Of course not. Do I look like Superman to you?"

[Rando Aces]

Those Hairy Men Will Lie! Do Not Trust Them!

[ultimatefan]

http://i257.photobucket.com/albums/hh219/1315355/M2793_c_08_4_l.jpg
Batman: "You can't break-up with me.....I've got HAND!"
http://www.katie-holmes.org/gallery/albums/movies/batman_begins/DVD%20Caps/normal_cap0213.jpg
Rachel: "And you're gonna need it!"

hehehehehehehe, Seinfeld!

[ultimatefan]

http://media.collegepublisher.com/media/paper920/stills/443c04fb57ab9-85-1.jpg

Katie: So, how is The Dark Knight thing going on for you?
Aaron: Awesome, nobody says I`m the "weak link" of the cast, nobody b***es about me having an overpublicized marriage with Hollywood´s biggest a**hole, nobody talks about replacing me and I sure as hell won´t leave this to do same dumbass comedy with Queen Latifah!
Katie: F***ing smartass...

[batmaluco]

can anyone point me to the thread with the action figures?
Here (http://forums.superherohype.com/showthread.php?t=281723).

[batmaluco]

http://img249.imageshack.us/img249/4999/batmanbegins131yk3.jpg
Crane: Noooo, please stop! Don't do that!
Batman:Shut up, be ready...MFGFGRRRRMM... *preparing to spit*

How it should have happened . . .

http://www.katie-holmes.org/gallery/albums/movies/batman_begins/DVD%20Caps/normal_cap0213.jpg
"Some of us have work to do".

http://www.katie-holmes.org/gallery/albums/movies/batman_begins/DVD%20Caps/normal_cap0207.jpg
"**** you."

http://media.collegepublisher.com/media/paper920/stills/443c04fb57ab9-85-1.jpg

Katie: So, how is The Dark Knight thing going on for you?
Aaron: Awesome, nobody says I`m the "weak link" of the cast, nobody b***es about me having an overpublicized marriage with Hollywood´s biggest a**hole, nobody talks about replacing me and I sure as hell won´t leave this to do same dumbass comedy with Queen Latifah!
Katie: F***ing smartass...
LMAO! :woot:

[batmaluco]

I took 35 minutes out of my time to make this list of my favorite Treehouses, all in order. Enjoy!

#1 - Treehouse of Horror V
"The Shinning"
"Time and Punishment"
"Nightmare Cafeteria"

#2 - Treehouse of Horror IV
"The Devil and Homer Simpson"
"Terror at 5½ Feet"
"Bart Simpson's Dracula"

#3 - Treehouse of Horror VI
"Attack of the 50-Foot Eyesores"
"Nightmare on Evergreen Terrace"
"Homer³"

#4 - Treehouse of Horror VII
"The Thing and I"
"The Genesis Tub"
"Citizen Kang"

#5 - Treehouse of Horror IX
"Hell Toupée"
"The Terror of Tiny Toon"
"Starship Poopers"

#6 - Treehouse of Horror I
"Bad Dream House"
"Hungry are the Damned"
"The Raven"

#7 - Treehouse of Horror VIII
"The HΩmega Man
"Fly Vs. Fly"
"Easy-Bake Coven"

#8 - Treehouse of Horror XI
"G-G-Ghost D-D-Dad"
"Scary Tales Can Come True"
"The Night of the Dolphin"

#9- Treehouse of Horror XIV
"Reaper Madness"
"Frinkenstein"
"Stop the World, I Want to Goof Off"

#10 - Treehouse of Horror XVIII
"E.T., Go Home"
"Mr. and Mrs. Simpson"
"Heck House"

#11 - Treehouse of Horror XV
"The Ned Zone"
"Four Beheadings and a Funeral"
"In the Belly of the Boss"

#12 - Treehouse of Horror II
"The Monkey's Paw"
"The Bart Zone"
"If I Only Had a Brain"

#13 - Treehouse of Horror XVII
"Married To The Blob"
"You Gotta Know When To Golem"
"The Day the Earth Looked Stupid"

#14 - Treehouse of Horror III
"Clown Without Pity"
"King Homer"
"Dial 'Z' For Zombies"

#15 - Treehouse of Horror XI
"Send in the Clones"
"The Fright to Creep and Scare Harms"
"The Island of Dr. Hibbert"

#16 - Treehouse of Horror X
"I Know What You Diddily-Iddily-Did"
"Desperately Xeeking Xena"
"Life's a Glitch, Then You Die"

#17 - Treehouse of Horror XVI
"B.I.: Bartificial Intelligence"
"Survival of the Fattest"
"I've Grown a Costume on Your Face"

#18 - Treehouse of Horror XII
"Hex and the City"
"House of Whacks"
"Wiz Kids"

I think this is more or less accurate!

-TNC
Pretty cool, dude.:):up: I only saw it now.
Damn computer breakage. :cmad:

[Superman Prime]

http://media.collegepublisher.com/media/paper920/stills/443c04fb57ab9-85-1.jpg

AARON: "HEY Nolan! This gal can give good head after all. Can we undo the Rachel recasting?"

[batmaluco]

http://i257.photobucket.com/albums/hh219/1315355/M1109_c_08_2_l.jpg



http://www.progets.com/simpsons/pics/the%20comic%20book%20guy%20pondering.gif
Comic book guy: "That's the craziest thing I've ever seen Batman related..."

http://www.1966batfan.com/torbeack1966c.jpg
http://www.batmania.com.ar/wallpapers/wallpaper009_800.jpg
BatWest: "Are you sure?"

[ultimatefan]

LMAO! :woot:

Thanks!

[ultimatefan]

http://i257.photobucket.com/albums/hh219/1315355/M1109_c_08_2_l.jpg



http://www.progets.com/simpsons/pics/the%20comic%20book%20guy%20pondering.gif
Comic book guy: "That's the craziest thing I've ever seen Batman related..."

http://www.1966batfan.com/torbeack1966c.jpg
http://www.batmania.com.ar/wallpapers/wallpaper009_800.jpg
BatWest: "Are you sure?"

heheheheheheehehehe

[DX]

http://i257.photobucket.com/albums/hh219/1315355/M1109_c_08_2_l.jpg

Batman: "A yellow suit with an electric cape....and I STILL look more comics accurate than Galactus in FF2."

[ultimatefan]

Pretty cool, dude.:):up: I only saw it now.
Damn computer breakage. :cmad:

hehehe, I´m beginning to think both our computers were built on top of an Indian cemetery or something (or Native Brazillian, if we´re gonna be PC)...

[ultimatefan]

http://i257.photobucket.com/albums/hh219/1315355/M1109_c_08_2_l.jpg

Batman: "A yellow suit with an electric cape....and I STILL look more comics accurate than Galactus in FF2."

hehehehehehe, that you do...

[mackblack01]

LMAO! :woot:
Thanks batmaluco:woot:

[Juha]

http://i257.photobucket.com/albums/hh219/1315355/M2793_c_08_4_l.jpg

Gordon: I never said how stupid you looked with all that gear.
Batman: And you'll never have to.

[DX]

hehehehehehe, that you do...
Thanks :woot:

[Milu]

LMAO! :woot:
Thanks :D .

[kedrell]

hehehehehehehe, Seinfeld!

Thanks. Always happy when I squeeze another Seinfeld or Simpsons reference in there.:woot:

[Dr. Fate]

http://media.collegepublisher.com/media/paper920/stills/443c04fb57ab9-85-1.jpg

Katie: So, how is The Dark Knight thing going on for you?
Aaron: Awesome, nobody says I`m the "weak link" of the cast, nobody b***es about me having an overpublicized marriage with Hollywood´s biggest a**hole, nobody talks about replacing me and I sure as hell won´t leave this to do same dumbass comedy with Queen Latifah!
Katie: F***ing smartass...
Bwahahahahahahahahahaha, brilliant!

http://media.collegepublisher.com/media/paper920/stills/443c04fb57ab9-85-1.jpg
HARVEY DENT: "I've been with a lotta women, but I've never been with a Scientologist trophy wife."

[ultimatefan]

Bwahahahahahahahahahaha, brilliant!

http://media.collegepublisher.com/media/paper920/stills/443c04fb57ab9-85-1.jpg
HARVEY DENT: "I've been with a lotta women, but I've never been with a Scientologist trophy wife."

Thanks, hehehehehe, and future human sacrifice...

[ultimatefan]

http://img140.imageshack.us/img140/8373/thejokerattacksmg6.png
JOKER: Megan Gale won´t play Wonder Woman cuz of the writers´ strike?!? KILL THEM ALL!!!

[SalaciousVC]

http://img299.imageshack.us/img299/5033/jokerautooh8.jpg

[Hotwire]

Bwahahahahahahahahahaha, brilliant!

http://media.collegepublisher.com/media/paper920/stills/443c04fb57ab9-85-1.jpg
HARVEY DENT: "I've been with a lotta women, but I've never been with a Scientologist trophy wife."
http://img299.imageshack.us/img299/5033/jokerautooh8.jpg
Joker: Overrated.

[Stotch]

http://i257.photobucket.com/albums/hh219/1315355/M1109_c_08_2_l.jpg

Fans of Batman will be pleased to hear that Shumacher's suit designs were rejected for the film and moved into a toy series.

[Dr. Fate]

http://img140.imageshack.us/img140/8373/thejokerattacksmg6.png
JOKER: Megan Gale won´t play Wonder Woman cuz of the writers´ strike?!? KILL THEM ALL!!!
Get e'm Mr. J, get them bastards!!!

http://img140.imageshack.us/img140/8373/thejokerattacksmg6.png
JOKER: "They'll be waking up soon!"

[Dr. Fate]

http://pics.livejournal.com/kphoebe/pic/0002c7hc
VICKI VALE: "So..."

http://pics.livejournal.com/kphoebe/pic/0002hd56
VICKI VALE: You've got a film in the pipeline green guy?"


http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v200/DataZak/blog/gl5.jpg
HAL JORDAN: "Get lost Bats, the red head's mine tonight!"
BATMAN: "Owwww!"

[Milu]

http://pics.livejournal.com/kphoebe/pic/0002c7hc


http://img299.imageshack.us/img299/5033/jokerautooh8.jpg

http://img140.imageshack.us/img140/8373/thejokerattacksmg6.png
"She's mine, Batsy!"

[Logan Howlett]

http://static.flickr.com/77/226644667_ddf067c880_m.jpg

Just begging for a Joker manip :)

[batmaluco]

heheheheheheehehehe
Thanks, ultimatefan!

[batmaluco]

hehehe, I´m beginning to think both our computers were built on top of an Indian cemetery or something (or Native Brazillian, if we´re gonna be PC)...
Yes, Crapgeist... :cmad:

Computers are great tools that help us to do a lot of things that otherwise we couldn't. And also create a lot of problems that otherwise we wouldn't ever have...

Or, like I've read somewhere, "Intel inside, idiot outside..."
:down:grin:

[batmaluco]

http://img299.imageshack.us/img299/5033/jokerautooh8.jpg
A new pic? I don't remember seeing this one before. :up:




http://img299.imageshack.us/img299/5033/jokerautooh8.jpg

http://i9.photobucket.com/albums/a78/Batmaluco/vg305.jpg
"OMG, The Joker is wearing makeup! The end is near!"

[batmaluco]

http://i9.photobucket.com/albums/a78/Batmaluco/eq1467.jpg
"Matrix my ass!"

[batmaluco]

http://i9.photobucket.com/albums/a78/Batmaluco/mnd244.jpg
"Why so delirious?"

[DX]

A new pic? I don't remember seeing this one before. :up:




http://img299.imageshack.us/img299/5033/jokerautooh8.jpg

http://i9.photobucket.com/albums/a78/Batmaluco/vg305.jpg
"OMG, The Joker is wearing makeup! The end is near!"
Hahahaha, good one :hoboj:

[Dark Guardian]

http://us.movies1.yimg.com/movies.yahoo.com/images/hv/photo/movie_pix/warner_brothers/batman_forever/_group_photos/jim_carrey5.jpg
Riddler: Riddle me this Harvey, when is the Riddler more like the Joker than himself?
Two-Face: When he's played by Jim Carrey? And when Joel Schumacher is directing?
Riddler: You're Two good...
Two-Face: Two true. Dammit he's gotten to me Two, TOO dammit!

[Dr. Fate]

http://batman.ugo.com/images/galleries/batman_begins_filmtv/3.jpg
BRUCE: "Why Miss Vale, I do believe you're over-dressed."

http://pics.livejournal.com/kphoebe/pic/0002c7hc
VICKI VALE: "Over-dressed?"
http://pics.livejournal.com/kphoebe/pic/0002hd56
VICKI VALE: "You call THIS over-dressed?!"

[Stotch]

http://static.flickr.com/77/226644667_ddf067c880_m.jpg

Nolan went a bit too far with realism when casting Catwoman.

[Superman Prime]

http://img299.imageshack.us/img299/5033/jokerautooh8.jpg

JOKER: "That looks like a yummy piece of ass!"

http://pics.livejournal.com/kphoebe/pic/0002hd56

VALE: "Would ya have guessed I'm a transexual?"

http://img299.imageshack.us/img299/5033/jokerautooh8.jpg

JOKER: "Can't honestly say I care."

[elorenishii386]

http://media.collegepublisher.com/media/paper920/stills/443c04fb57ab9-85-1.jpg

Katie: "What you have to understand, Aaron, is that we are the authorities on the mind. When there is an accident...we are the only ones that can help them. hehe...hehe...hahahahahahahahahahahahahah....you know what I'm saying...You know what I mean."

Aaron: "Wow you really are brainwashed...we have to do something about this!"

http://img140.imageshack.us/img140/8373/thejokerattacksmg6.png

Heath: "I have a solution!"

[DoctorJones]

http://static.flickr.com/77/226644667_ddf067c880_m.jpg

Cat: Well?

http://img299.imageshack.us/img299/5033/jokerautooh8.jpg

Joker: Meh.

[kedrell]

http://static.flickr.com/77/226644667_ddf067c880_m.jpg

Cat: What's wrong?

http://img299.imageshack.us/img299/5033/jokerautooh8.jpg

Joker: Not the kind of p*ssy I was lookin' for.

[kedrell]

http://img299.imageshack.us/img299/5033/jokerautooh8.jpg

Joker: "I don't f**k sheep! I make love to them."

[Sexecutioner]

http://img299.imageshack.us/img299/5033/jokerautooh8.jpg

Joker: You talkin' to me? You talkin' to me?
Batman: That's a terrible Robert DeNiro impression.
Joker: ....why so serious?

[Nightmare]

http://img299.imageshack.us/img299/5033/jokerautooh8.jpg

Joker: You Aint Got Nothing on ME!!!

[Dr. Fate]

http://www.supermanhomepage.com/multimedia/Wallpaper-Images/Superman-v-Batman.jpg
BATMAN: "If it hadn't been for Tim Daly, Kevin Conroy could have been Joe Hackett on 'Wings'!"
SUPERMAN: "Bruce, c'mon, it was the producers call!"

[kedrell]

http://www.supermanhomepage.com/multimedia/Wallpaper-Images/Superman-v-Batman.jpg
BATMAN: "If it hadn't been for Tim Daly, Kevin Conroy could have been Joe Hackett on 'Wings'!"
SUPERMAN: "Bruce, c'mon, it was the producers call!"

Hahaha, and they made the right descision, IMO. Daly was perfect for Joe.

[Dr. Fate]

Hahaha, and they made the right descision, IMO. Daly was perfect for Joe.
I'll have to take your word for it, as I never actually watched WINGS. Is it on DVD yet? I heard it was good.

http://www.worldsfinestonline.com/WF/jlu/episodes/thislittlepiggy/42.jpg
BATMAN: "Keri Russell as the voice of Wonder Woman?! Bwahahahahahaha! Oh man, that's the worst bit of miscasting since they picked George Clooney to play me! Bwaha-"

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v200/DataZak/blog/gl5.jpg
HAL JORDAN: "Don't you be talkin' trash about Felicity girl! Her Wonder Woman voice will kick ass, just you wait and see! Or listen rather!"
BATMAN: "Ow!"

[HR-PUFF&STUFF]

http://www.supermanhomepage.com/multimedia/Wallpaper-Images/Superman-v-Batman.jpg
BATMAN: its good thing you aren't as smart as you are good looking or i would be in trouble.
SUPERMAN: What?

[SalaciousVC]

http://static.flickr.com/77/226644667_ddf067c880_m.jpg

Cat: What's wrong?

http://img299.imageshack.us/img299/5033/jokerautooh8.jpg

Joker: Not the kind of p*ssy I was lookin' for.

LOL

[Dr. Fate]

http://www.supermanhomepage.com/multimedia/Wallpaper-Images/Superman-v-Batman.jpg
BATMAN: its good thing you aren't as smart as you are good looking or i would be in trouble.
SUPERMAN: What?
Bwahahahahahahahaha

http://pics.livejournal.com/kphoebe/pic/0002hd56
VICKI VALE: "Damn it, where is she?!"
http://pics.livejournal.com/kphoebe/pic/0002c7hc
VICKI VALE: "She said she'd be back in an hour with my clothes and she still isn't back yet! What's taking her so long?!"


http://i113.photobucket.com/albums/n237/mkrolfe/cat.jpg
CATWOMAN: "If Miss Vale were any dumber, she'd be the bride of Homer Simpson. Now to rob her bank account and seduce Batman. Oh yes, life is good."

[Superman Prime]

http://www.supermanhomepage.com/multimedia/Wallpaper-Images/Superman-v-Batman.jpg

Superman has lost his memory of everything following the development of his powers.

SUPERMAN: "What's this **** coming out of my eyes!?!?!?"

[batmaluco]

Hahahaha, good one :hoboj:
Thanks, D-Generation X!

[batmaluco]

http://static.flickr.com/77/226644667_ddf067c880_m.jpg

Nolan went a bit too far with realism when casting Catwoman.

http://static.flickr.com/77/226644667_ddf067c880_m.jpg

Cat: What's wrong?

http://img299.imageshack.us/img299/5033/jokerautooh8.jpg

Joker: Not the kind of p*ssy I was lookin' for.
hehehehehehehe :woot::up:

[batmaluco]

http://i13.photobucket.com/albums/a287/batmaluco2/Batman20.jpg
"This is the last time I'm saying this: I am NOT Iron Man!"

[batmaluco]

http://www.batmania.com.ar/images/images_adam/durante51.jpg
"What do you think?"

http://i13.photobucket.com/albums/a287/batmaluco2/bbextra102.jpg
''Your microphone is pretty good. But mine is hairier.''

[kedrell]

I'll have to take your word for it, as I never actually watched WINGS. Is it on DVD yet? I heard it was good.

Yeah, it's on DVD. The show really took off when Tony Shalhoub joined the cast in season 3. It along with Seinfeld, Simpsons and News Radio are my favorite sitcoms of the 90's.

[kedrell]

LOL

hehehehehehehe :woot::up:

Thanks.

[kedrell]

http://img249.imageshack.us/img249/4999/batmanbegins131yk3.jpg
Batman: "I know it was you Fredo! You broke my heart."

[kedrell]

http://us.movies1.yimg.com/movies.yahoo.com/images/hv/photo/movie_pix/warner_brothers/batman_begins/_group_photos/christian_bale18.jpg
Bruce: "Rachel, I'm so sorry I didn't..."
Rachel: "You had me at 'd**ks f**k a**holes'."

[kedrell]

http://us.movies1.yimg.com/movies.yahoo.com/images/hv/photo/movie_pix/warner_brothers/batman_begins/_group_photos/christian_bale18.jpg
Rachel: "Promise me you'll never die."
Bruce: "You know I can't promise that."
Rachel: "If you did that, I would make love to you right now."
Bruce:[pauses] "I promise, I'll never die."

[Juha]

http://www.supermanhomepage.com/multimedia/Wallpaper-Images/Superman-v-Batman.jpg
SUPERMAN: Wearing underwear on the outside was originally my idea!
BATMAN: Nevah!

[ultimatefan]

http://i13.photobucket.com/albums/a287/batmaluco2/bbextra102.jpg
Batman: stop pointing that thing at my crotch!

[ultimatefan]

http://us.movies1.yimg.com/movies.yahoo.com/images/hv/photo/movie_pix/warner_brothers/batman_begins/_group_photos/christian_bale18.jpg
Bruce: "Rachel, I'm so sorry I didn't..."
Rachel: "You had me at 'd**ks f**k a**holes'."

hehehehehehehe, Team America!

[ultimatefan]

http://us.movies1.yimg.com/movies.yahoo.com/images/hv/photo/movie_pix/warner_brothers/batman_begins/_group_photos/christian_bale18.jpg
Katie: Sorry, I´m leaving for ANOTHER rich megalomaniacal a**hole...

[Stotch]

http://i13.photobucket.com/albums/a287/batmaluco2/Batman20.jpg

....and Shumacher's other designs were rejected, as well.

[DX]

http://us.movies1.yimg.com/movies.yahoo.com/images/hv/photo/movie_pix/warner_brothers/batman_begins/_group_photos/christian_bale18.jpg
Katie: Sorry, I´m leaving for ANOTHER rich megalomaniacal a**hole...
Bale: "What? Who are you leaving me for?"







http://www.theage.com.au/ffximage/2007/10/09/cruise_lead_narrowweb__300x426,0.jpg

Cruise: "WAZZAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAP!!!!"

:woot: :oldrazz:

[ultimatefan]

Bale: "What? Who are you leaving me for?"







http://www.theage.com.au/ffximage/2007/10/09/cruise_lead_narrowweb__300x426,0.jpg

Cruise: "WAZZAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAP!!!!"

:woot: :oldrazz:

Nice follow-up!

[DX]

Thanks! Nice start-up. lol :woot:

[lou2099]

http://i257.photobucket.com/albums/hh219/1315355/M1109_c_08_2_l.jpg
Introducing, the new "Peed-On Batman" line Action Figures from Mattel!

[lou2099]

http://i9.photobucket.com/albums/a78/Batmaluco/eq1467.jpg
BLACK DUDE: Ebony.
BALE: And Ivory!
BOTH: Live together in perfect harmony,
side by side on my piano keyboard.
Oh Lord, Why wont we?

[ultimatefan]

http://i9.photobucket.com/albums/a78/Batmaluco/eq1467.jpg
BLACK DUDE: Ebony.
BALE: And Ivory!
BOTH: Live together in perfect harmony,
side by side on my piano keyboard.
Oh Lord, Why wont we?

hehehehehehehehehe

[Stotch]

http://www.theage.com.au/ffximage/2007/10/09/cruise_lead_narrowweb__300x426,0.jpg

Tom's reaction to the new Batsuit

[That-Guy]

http://www.supermanhomepage.com/multimedia/Wallpaper-Images/Superman-v-Batman.jpg

***Not a caption****

What's this pic from? The only Jim Lee-penciled storyline I remember with the two of them fighting was Hush and I know this isn't a frame from that.

:huh:

[Dr. Fate]

http://www.starman-imaging.com/oct04/batbwtrn364a.jpg
BATMAN: "Just a sec Vicki-"

http://i139.photobucket.com/albums/q293/SuperSpidey999/batman.gif
BATMAN: "Repent your evil ways you ass-hole! I got a really hot chick to bone and don't have time for your I'm-a-misunderstood-poor-boy crap!"

http://pics.livejournal.com/kphoebe/pic/0002hd56
VICKI VALE: "Um, Bruce..."

http://pics.livejournal.com/kphoebe/pic/0002c7hc
VICKI VALE: "...don't wear yourself out."

[batboy99]

actually, it is from hush,when supes is under ivys spellhttp://www.supermanhomepage.com/multimedia/Wallpaper-Images/Superman-v-Batman.jpg

***Not a caption****

What's this pic from? The only Jim Lee-penciled storyline I remember with the two of them fighting was Hush and I know this isn't a frame from that.

:huh:

[batmaluco]

http://i9.photobucket.com/albums/a78/Batmaluco/1980sBATMANCOSTUME.jpg
''At least we're comic book accurate. Indeed very comic...''

[Dr. Fate]

http://www.comicbookhotties.com/images/michelle-pfieffer/large/michelle-pfieffer-06.jpg
CATWOMAN: "You have no idea how uncomfortable I am in this position."

http://www.starman-imaging.com/oct04/batbwtrn364a.jpg
BATMAN: "Have you tried rolling over?"

[That-Guy]

actually, it is from hush,when supes is under ivys spell

Are you sure about that? Didn't Supes have vines wrapped around his neck throughout that whole fight?

[mackblack01]

http://www.script-o-rama.com/blog/machinist.jpg
"I'm Ratman!"

[Dr. Fate]

http://www.telusplanet.net/public/lunden/batgirl.gif
BATGIRL: "Alright, this is getting too kinky."

[ultimatefan]

http://i9.photobucket.com/albums/a78/Batmaluco/1980sBATMANCOSTUME.jpg
''At least we're comic book accurate. Indeed very comic...''

hehehehehehe

[ultimatefan]

http://www.theage.com.au/ffximage/2007/10/09/cruise_lead_narrowweb__300x426,0.jpg

http://img299.imageshack.us/img299/5033/jokerautooh8.jpg
You see, to them you´re just a freak... Like me!

[DX]

http://www.theage.com.au/ffximage/2007/10/09/cruise_lead_narrowweb__300x426,0.jpg

http://img299.imageshack.us/img299/5033/jokerautooh8.jpg
You see, to them you´re just a freak... Like me!
Hahahahahahaha! Joker owns Cruise! :hoboj:

[ultimatefan]

Hahahahahahaha! Joker owns Cruise! :hoboj:

Thanks, yeah, where´s Joker venom when you need it?:woot:

[batmaluco]

hehehehehehe
Thanks, ultimatefan!

Dude, I had a funny dream last night.
I was in a movie theater to watch, hehehe, TDK!

Heath Ledger's Joker was absolutely fantastic but the film was a bit disappointing though, because there wasn't Batman at all!... :wow:

Possible interpretation of this dream: concerns that the Joker can steal this movie as he always does...

I'm not really concerned about that, after all the Joker is such a great character that sometimes we can get even more excited with a new pic of him than a new Batman pic!
:woot:

[batmaluco]

http://www.theage.com.au/ffximage/2007/10/09/cruise_lead_narrowweb__300x426,0.jpg

http://img299.imageshack.us/img299/5033/jokerautooh8.jpg
You see, to them you´re just a freak... Like me!
hehehehehehe

[batmaluco]

http://i13.photobucket.com/albums/a287/batmaluco2/westkeaton.jpg
Adam West Batman: ''Ha! I have these "Pow", "Blam", "Sock" as my secret weapons!''

[batmaluco]

http://img299.imageshack.us/img299/5033/jokerautooh8.jpg
Ledger's Joker: "Damn, how I need a pussy!"

http://i74.photobucket.com/albums/i258/batmaluco3/Cesar20Romero.jpg
Romero's Joker: "Wrong, all you need is a monkey!"

[kedrell]

http://us.movies1.yimg.com/movies.yahoo.com/images/hv/photo/movie_pix/warner_brothers/batman_begins/_group_photos/christian_bale18.jpg
Bale: "So, how's Mad Money doin'? Hahaha!"
Katie: "F**k you!!"

[kedrell]

http://www.filmschoolrejects.com/images/tdk_joker.jpg
Joker: "Enjoy it."
Dawes: "What?"
Joker: "This.... Tell me I'm everything you despise. That I'm the personification of evil. That I'm responsible for the breakdown of the fabric of society and world order. I'm a one-man genocide. Say everything you want to say to me now. Because you don't have long."

[ultimatefan]

hehehehehehe

Thanks!

[ultimatefan]

http://img299.imageshack.us/img299/5033/jokerautooh8.jpg
Ledger's Joker: "Damn, how I need a pussy!"

http://i74.photobucket.com/albums/i258/batmaluco3/Cesar20Romero.jpg
Romero's Joker: "Wrong, all you need is a monkey!"

hehehehehehhe

[ultimatefan]

http://us.movies1.yimg.com/movies.yahoo.com/images/hv/photo/movie_pix/warner_brothers/batman_begins/_group_photos/christian_bale18.jpg
Bale: "So, how's Mad Money doin'? Hahaha!"
Katie: "F**k you!!"

hehehehehehhee

[kedrell]

hehehehehehhee

Thanks.

[BubbaGump]

http://us.movies1.yimg.com/movies.yahoo.com/images/hv/photo/movie_pix/warner_brothers/batman_begins/_group_photos/christian_bale18.jpg
Bale: "So, how's Mad Money doin'? Hahaha!"
Katie: "F**k you!!"

The facial expressions are priceless. :up:

[BubbaGump]

actually, it is from hush,when supes is under ivys spell

That's not from Hush. It's one of Jim Lee's many random Batman sketches. Fan-colored, probably, since it was left as a sketch.

[Dr. Fate]

Great stuff guys.

http://i13.photobucket.com/albums/a287/batmaluco2/westkeaton.jpg
KEATON: "You're pot bellied! How'd you nail all those fan girls?!"
WEST: "You're short & scrawny with a possible receding hair line! How'd you nail Kim Basinger & Michelle Pfeiffer?!"

[That-Guy]

http://us.movies1.yimg.com/movies.yahoo.com/images/hv/photo/movie_pix/warner_brothers/batman_begins/_group_photos/christian_bale18.jpg
Rachel: *This* is your mask. Your real face is the one that criminals now fear. The man I loved - the man who vanished - he never came back at all. But maybe he's still out there, somewhere, behind the mask you wear over the face that's now your true mask. Then maybe one day when you take off your face to reveal the mask and replace it with the face of the man I love and make that your new mask and you wear that so that everyone can see, I'll see him again.
Bruce: What the f**k are you talking about?

[kedrell]

http://us.movies1.yimg.com/movies.yahoo.com/images/hv/photo/movie_pix/warner_brothers/batman_begins/_group_photos/christian_bale18.jpg
Bale: "Stop trying to lure me into Scientology with promises of hot, steamy, freaky sex. I already love another."

http://i9.photobucket.com/albums/a78/Batmaluco/sightsoundap2.jpg
Bale: "You're the only one that understands me."

[ultimatefan]

Great stuff guys.

http://i13.photobucket.com/albums/a287/batmaluco2/westkeaton.jpg
KEATON: "You're pot bellied! How'd you nail all those fan girls?!"
WEST: "You're short & scrawny with a possible receding hair line! How'd you nail Kim Basinger & Michelle Pfeiffer?!"

hehehehehe, did Keaton have a fling with Basinger? Didn´t know about that.

[ultimatefan]

http://i13.photobucket.com/albums/a287/batmaluco2/westkeaton.jpg
WEST: I didn´t need any rubber molding!!
KEATON: No, just cutting off the Budweisers and going to the gym, fatso!!

[kedrell]

http://a556.ac-images.myspacecdn.com/images01/63/l_b8173f60b42346c9258011dc73a6e633.jpg
Big Nose Batman: "Ink-a-dink-a-doo, at-cha-cha-cha!"

[DX]

What is that pic from?

[kedrell]

The Batman:Gotham Knight cartoon that will come out before TDK.

[DX]

Ah...

[batmaluco]

hehehehehehhe
Thanks!

[batmaluco]

http://i9.photobucket.com/albums/a78/Batmaluco/photo_19.jpg
"The first rule of F*** Club is - you do not talk about F*** Club.
The second rule of F*** Club is - you DO NOT talk about F*** Club."

[batmaluco]

http://www.batmania.com.ar/images/images_begins/begins_31.jpg
Batman: "I felt like destroying something beautiful."

or

Batman: "Final rule, if this is your first night at Fight Club, you have to fight."

[kedrell]

http://img249.imageshack.us/img249/4999/batmanbegins131yk3.jpg
Batman: "I guess you know what's gonna happen next."
Crane: [sniffling]"W-w-what?!"
http://i69.photobucket.com/albums/i56/Welsh_Pirate/ajiogppanf989.jpg

[batmaluco]

http://i9.photobucket.com/albums/a78/Batmaluco/fnew-2.jpg

http://i9.photobucket.com/albums/a78/Batmaluco/fnew-3.jpg
Bruce: "WTF!!!!"










http://i9.photobucket.com/albums/a78/Batmaluco/the_ring_two01a.jpg

[Dr. Fate]

UF - I was just referring to Keaton's on screen romances with Basinger & Pfeiffer. Don't know if he ever got them in the sack off camera.

http://pics.livejournal.com/kphoebe/pic/0002hd56
VV: "It was Crane, the little guy, he did this to me!"
http://pics.livejournal.com/kphoebe/pic/0002c7hc
VV: "He sprayed me with that gas and I hallucinated that my clothes were attacking me and in the frenzy I stripped myself till I was almost naked!"

http://img249.imageshack.us/img249/4999/batmanbegins131yk3.jpg
BATMAN: "And if she had stripped herself completely naked, I wouldn't beat you up nearly as much as I'm about to."

[ChocheTheHero]

http://i9.photobucket.com/albums/a78/Batmaluco/eq1467.jpg

"Dammnnn it! Where´s Ducard when you need him?"

[batmaluco]

http://i9.photobucket.com/albums/a78/Batmaluco/ap744.jpg
''WHY...''


http://i9.photobucket.com/albums/a78/Batmaluco/ap743.jpg
''SO...''


http://i9.photobucket.com/albums/a78/Batmaluco/ap755-1.jpg
''SERIOUS?''

[batmaluco]

http://i9.photobucket.com/albums/a78/Batmaluco/ap824.jpg
"Why so delicious?"

[batmaluco]

http://i9.photobucket.com/albums/a78/Batmaluco/ap506.jpg
"I'm Bat(e)man!"

[DeaDheaD]

http://i9.photobucket.com/albums/a78/Batmaluco/ap824.jpg
Bale: Theres only one way out Katie........bad acting or no bad acting.

[batmaluco]

Thanks, ultimatefan!

Dude, I had a funny dream last night.
I was in a movie theater to watch, hehehe, TDK!

Heath Ledger's Joker was absolutely fantastic but the film was a bit disappointing though, because there wasn't Batman at all!... :wow:

Possible interpretation of this dream: concerns that the Joker can steal this movie as he always does...

I'm not really concerned about that, after all the Joker is such a great character that sometimes we can get even more excited with a new pic of him than a new Batman pic!
:woot:
Dude, I had this dream just a couple of days ago and now it sounds so strangely and sadly premonitory...

The Joker will indeed 'steal' the movie.
This is so sad.

Now that we were so excited with what we've seen so far.
Perhaps the possibility of seeing the Joker again in the third film...

It's just sad and I'm shocked. I almost fell on the ground when I heard this sad news on TV. :csad:

[Gallagher]

http://i12.photobucket.com/albums/a218/sting_likea_bee_wallpaper/Heath%20Ledger/heath9.jpg

Rest In Peace Heath Ledger.


Theres a god damn caption for you :(

[logan_weapon_x]

http://img249.imageshack.us/img249/4999/batmanbegins131yk3.jpg

Crane: What do you want!?

Batman:....a blow job!


(Kevin Bacon in Sleepers)

[Dr. Fate]

I can't do any Heath captions, I just can't.



http://a556.ac-images.myspacecdn.com/images01/63/l_b8173f60b42346c9258011dc73a6e633.jpg
BATMAN: "Spartans never surrender! Spartans never retreat!"




http://us.movies1.yimg.com/movies.yahoo.com/images/hv/photo/movie_pix/warner_brothers/batman_begins/_group_photos/christian_bale18.jpg
KATIE: "My 'Mad Money' only made $9.2 million! Will you have pity/comfort sex with me while Tom's away?"
BALE: "Hmm... no."
KATIE: ":csad:"

[Gallagher]

http://i117.photobucket.com/albums/o78/Habs821/Heath%20Ledger/l14_jpg.jpg
Wish I were with you
But I couldn't stay
Every direction
Leads me away
Pray for tomorrow
But for today

All I want is to be home

Stand in the mirror
You look the same
Just lookin' for shelter
From cold and the pain
Someone to cover
Safe from the rain

All I want is to be home

Echoes and silence
Patience and grace
All of these moments
I'll never replace
No fear of my heart
Absence of faith

All I want is to be home
Ooh

All I want is to be home

People I've loved
I have no regrets
Some I remember
Some I forget
Some of them living
Some of them dead

All I want is to be homehttp://www.metrolyrics.com/images/l/2147452318.jpg

[Gallagher]

http://i117.photobucket.com/albums/o78/Habs821/Heath%20Ledger/l14_jpg.jpg
Wish I were with you
But I couldn't stay
Every direction
Leads me away
Pray for tomorrow
But for today

All I want is to be home

Stand in the mirror
You look the same
Just lookin' for shelter
From cold and the pain
Someone to cover
Safe from the rain

All I want is to be home

Echoes and silence
Patience and grace
All of these moments
I'll never replace
No fear of my heart
Absence of faith

All I want is to be home
Ooh

All I want is to be home

People I've loved
I have no regrets
Some I remember
Some I forget
Some of them living
Some of them dead

All I want is to be homehttp://www.metrolyrics.com/images/l/2147452318.jpg

[Dr. Fate]

http://i117.photobucket.com/albums/o78/Habs821/Heath%20Ledger/l14_jpg.jpg
Wish I were with you
But I couldn't stay
Every direction
Leads me away
Pray for tomorrow
But for today

All I want is to be home

Stand in the mirror
You look the same
Just lookin' for shelter
From cold and the pain
Someone to cover
Safe from the rain

All I want is to be home

Echoes and silence
Patience and grace
All of these moments
I'll never replace
No fear of my heart
Absence of faith

All I want is to be home
Ooh

All I want is to be home

People I've loved
I have no regrets
Some I remember
Some I forget
Some of them living
Some of them dead

All I want is to be homehttp://www.metrolyrics.com/images/l/2147452318.jpg
Well done. Very well done.