The Dark Knight Caption Thread!

[Gallagher]

Well done. Very well done.

Thank you.

And sorry for the double post.

[logan_weapon_x]

Apparantly heath likes to sing Foo Fighters songs?

[Dr. Fate]

http://i139.photobucket.com/albums/q293/SuperSpidey999/batman.gif
BATMAN: "Stop criticizing White Noise! I thought it was an interesting concept!"

[Superman Prime]

http://img299.imageshack.us/img299/5033/jokerautooh8.jpg

LEDGER: "This world wasn't meant for one as beautiful as me."

RIP, man. All it took was a trailer for me to know you gave Nicholson a run for his money.

[Dr. Fate]

http://img299.imageshack.us/img299/5033/jokerautooh8.jpg

LEDGER: "This world wasn't meant for one as beautiful as me."

RIP, man. All it took was a trailer for me to know you gave Nicholson a run for his money.
I know, I know. A tragic end to a promising man. :csad:

[SPIDERMAN117]

http://i126.photobucket.com/albums/p98/cait8915/Christian%20Bale/179611a7.jpg
Christian:You know what the one thing no one can take away from you.
http://i117.photobucket.com/albums/o78/Habs821/Heath%20Ledger/l25_jpg.jpg
Heath:What would that be?
http://i126.photobucket.com/albums/p98/cait8915/Christian%20Bale/179611a7.jpg
Christian:Your smile




http://i117.photobucket.com/albums/o78/Habs821/Heath%20Ledger/l14_jpg.jpg



Rest in Peace Heath

[Lunar_Wolf]

http://img299.imageshack.us/img299/5033/jokerautooh8.jpg

I never saw this pic before:up:

[Dr. Fate]

http://i13.photobucket.com/albums/a287/batmaluco2/batmanbegins_batdemon1nz.jpg
BAT DEMON: "I'm gonna do something really terrible to you - I'm gonna force you to watch Halle Berry's Catwoman!"
CRANE: "No, not that! Please, not that!"

[ray243]

I don't think anyone is in the mood for more jokes, espesically now that the word 'joke' has been rather taboo around here...

[Dr. Fate]

I don't think anyone is in the mood for more jokes, espesically now that the word 'joke' has been rather taboo around here...
Yeah, I get what you mean. I think I'll lay off of this thread for a bit.

[Magenta666]

http://i13.photobucket.com/albums/a287/batmaluco2/batmanbegins_batdemon1nz.jpg
BAT DEMON: "I'm gonna do something really terrible to you - I'm gonna force you to watch Halle Berry's Catwoman!"
CRANE: "No, not that! Please, not that!"

i lol'd

[Dr. Fate]

i lol'd
Thanks.

[Logan Howlett]

This may not work, but I'm gona try to lighten the mood




http://i39.photobucket.com/albums/e193/olcanucklehead/batmanbegins.jpg


Batman: Please god....take her instead.

[Gallagher]

Heh, made me chuckle. Heres my version.




http://i39.photobucket.com/albums/e193/olcanucklehead/batmanbegins.jpg


Batman: Ok, so that's the deal right? Holmes for Ledger. I can bring more crazy scientologists if needed.

[Logan Howlett]

Love it :up:

[Dark Sentinel]

haha!! awesome, it definitely lightened the mood for me :hoboj:

[That-Guy]

Here's my little caption tribute to Heath. Please, DO NOT take this out of context, this is in NO way meant to be mocking him. I only say that because there has been a lot of fighting today on the Hype over this, and I just want to make it clear that I sincerely respect the man and his work, and I hope that his family and friends are as comforted as they can possibly be.

http://i117.photobucket.com/albums/o78/Habs821/Heath%20Ledger/l25_jpg.jpg
And now, the end is near;
And so I face the final curtain.
My friend, I'll say it clear,
I'll state my case, of which Im certain.

I've lived a life thats full.
I've traveled each and every highway;
And more, much more than this,
I did it my way.

Regrets, I've had a few;
But then again, too few to mention.
I did what I had to do
And saw it through without exemption.

I planned each charted course;
Each careful step along the byway,
But more, much more than this,
I did it my way.

Yes, there were times, I'm sure you knew
When I bit off more than I could chew.
But through it all, when there was doubt,
I ate it up and spit it out.
I faced it all and I stood tall;
And did it my way.

I've loved, I've laughed and cried.
I've had my fill; my share of losing.
And now, as tears subside,
I find it all so amusing.

To think I did all that;
And may I say - not in a shy way,
No, oh no not me,
I did it my way.

For what is a man, what has he got?
If not himself, then he has naught.
To say the things he truly feels;
And not the words of one who kneels.
The record shows I took the blows -
And did it my way!

[WalterKovacs]

http://www.iwatchstuff.com/2007/07/26/cloverfield-poster.jpg
JACK NICHOLSON: I Warned New York!

[SPIDERMAN117]

Joker
http://i264.photobucket.com/albums/ii168/jokerspalvince/Joker.jpg
Some are born great,



Heath Ledger
http://i117.photobucket.com/albums/o78/Habs821/Heath%20Ledger/l14_jpg.jpg
Some achieve greatness,


Heath Ledger As the Joker
http://i244.photobucket.com/albums/gg37/Mpassy/Joker.jpg
Others have greatness thrust upon 'em





Goodbye Heath, May Your Legend Live On.

[Dark Sentinel]

Joker
http://i264.photobucket.com/albums/ii168/jokerspalvince/Joker.jpg
Some are born great,



Heath Ledger
http://i117.photobucket.com/albums/o78/Habs821/Heath%20Ledger/l14_jpg.jpg
Some achieve greatness,


Heath Ledger As the Joker
http://i244.photobucket.com/albums/gg37/Mpassy/Joker.jpg
Others have greatness thrust upon 'em





Goodbye Heath, May Your Legend Live On.

best Heath tribute caption so far..very cool

[Gallagher]

http://www.iwatchstuff.com/2007/07/26/cloverfield-poster.jpg
JACK NICHOLSON: I Warned New York!

Hahahahaha!

[Dr. Fate]

Good tributes to Heath, the poor fellow.

[ultimatefan]

http://hischarge.files.wordpress.com/2007/10/050728-batman0.jpg
Why is Heath Ledger dead, God, why?!?

http://www.geocities.com/eds_python/god.jpg
Honestly son, sometimes even I don´t get why I do certain things.

[Dr. Fate]

http://i39.photobucket.com/albums/e193/olcanucklehead/batmanbegins.jpg
BATMAN: "Mad Money wasn't quite the box office hit she was hoping for and, well, you can see the results for yourself."

[Logan Howlett]

http://i39.photobucket.com/albums/e193/olcanucklehead/TheDayTheJokerDied.jpg


Batman: "YOU'VE changed things.......forever."

[gqxsensazn]

Wow, that's a really cool design.

[gqxsensazn]

Joker
http://i264.photobucket.com/albums/ii168/jokerspalvince/Joker.jpg
Some are born great,



Heath Ledger
http://i117.photobucket.com/albums/o78/Habs821/Heath%20Ledger/l14_jpg.jpg
Some achieve greatness,


Heath Ledger As the Joker
http://i244.photobucket.com/albums/gg37/Mpassy/Joker.jpg
Others have greatness thrust upon 'em





Goodbye Heath, May Your Legend Live On.

Awesome! I love this one.

[ultimatefan]

http://i117.photobucket.com/albums/o78/Habs821/Heath%20Ledger/l14_jpg.jpg

If you have to go, go with a smile.

RIP Heath Ledger

[Logan Howlett]

Ok good someone erased it.

[vegeta21]

Ok, ok...I hope this isn't in too bad taste with Heath's passing but..

http://www.filmschoolrejects.com/images/tdk_joker.jpg


"Yeah, I slept with your brother. Now if ya tell anyone I'll kill ya..."


RIP Heath Ledger.

[Logan Howlett]

Now ya see I find that funny, just not that other thing that I'm guessing was erased.

[Gallagher]

Now ya see I find that funny, just not that other thing that I'm guessing was erased.

Whadda I miss?

[SalaciousVC]

Ok good someone erased it.
I reported it,It was Disgusting

[Logan Howlett]

I'll PM ya, cuz if the mods didn't want it up than i doubt they want me talking about.

[Logan Howlett]

I reported it,It was Disgusting


Yes it absolutly was. Did they get banned?

[kedrell]

PM me it as well please. You all got me curious now.:huh:

[robinjr]

me to please

[batmaluco]

http://i9.photobucket.com/albums/a78/Batmaluco/VisualGuide.jpg
Batman: "That's enough, Schumacher! I'm glad of being back to my dark roots!"

http://image.comicvine.com/uploads/item/2000/1699/90774-batman_400.jpg
''Yeah! And raise the Finger, Dammit!''

[Timstuff]

http://www.filmschoolrejects.com/images/tdk_joker.jpg

Joker: "This movie would be so much more awkward if your brother actually got to play Batman."

[Timstuff]

http://www.starman-imaging.com/oct04/batbwtrn364a.jpg
BATMAN: "Just a sec Vicki-"

http://i139.photobucket.com/albums/q293/SuperSpidey999/batman.gif
BATMAN: "Repent your evil ways you ass-hole! I got a really hot chick to bone and don't have time for your I'm-a-misunderstood-poor-boy crap!"

http://pics.livejournal.com/kphoebe/pic/0002hd56
VICKI VALE: "Um, Bruce..."

http://pics.livejournal.com/kphoebe/pic/0002c7hc
VICKI VALE: "...don't wear yourself out."

Dang, what issue are those VV panels from? :wow:

[byte19]

http://i39.photobucket.com/albums/e193/olcanucklehead/TheDayTheJokerDied.jpg


Batman: "YOU'VE changed things.......forever."
saved.:hoboj: thank you for this....

[Rando Aces]

http://i126.photobucket.com/albums/p98/cait8915/Christian%20Bale/179611a7.jpg
Christian:You know what the one thing no one can take away from you.



Rest in Peace Heath
this made me tear up a bit. you shh-ers are honoring him as he should be. not like some manager at best buy.

[Dr. Fate]

Dang, what issue are those VV panels from? :wow:
All Star Batman & Robin #1

[ultimatefan]

http://meganfoxfans.net/gallery/albums/newestshoot/normal_4.jpg
Megan Fox: Hi boys, couldn´t help notice you been all bummed up by Heath Ledger´s death, so I thought of doing a sexy pose to help cheer you up a little...

[DX]

Some great Ledger tributes in here, guys...

Man, I wish it was a bad dream...:csad:

[Dr. Fate]

Some great Ledger tributes in here, guys...

Man, I wish it was a bad dream...:csad:
I know what you mean. It feels like he should appear any minute now to dismiss the whole thing, but we know he won't.


ultimatefan, I'm going to do a variation on your Batman/God cap -

http://hischarge.files.wordpress.com/2007/10/050728-batman0.jpg
BATMAN: "Why did it have to be Heath Ledger God, why?!?"

http://www.geocities.com/eds_python/god.jpg
GOD: "It wasn't me! It was Satan I swear!"

[batmaluco]

Some great Ledger tributes in here, guys...

Man, I wish it was a bad dream...:csad:
I second both statements! :csad::up:

[mackblack01]

http://i117.photobucket.com/albums/o78/Habs821/Heath%20Ledger/l14_jpg.jpg
Sadly, there's no going back...:csad:

[Killing Joke926]

http://meganfoxfans.net/gallery/albums/newestshoot/normal_4.jpg
Megan Fox: Hi boys, couldn´t help notice you been all bummed up by Heath Ledger´s death, so I thought of doing a sexy pose to help cheer you up a little...

It'd be better if she was topless, but it'll take a while to get over Heath's demise.:csad:

[Dr. Fate]

It'd be better if she was topless, but it'll take a while to get over Heath's demise.:csad:
http://www.pestaola.gr/images/megan_fox_fhm_2006_calendar.jpg
That close enough?

[ultimatefan]

I know what you mean. It feels like he should appear any minute now to dismiss the whole thing, but we know he won't.


ultimatefan, I'm going to do a variation on your Batman/God cap -

http://hischarge.files.wordpress.com/2007/10/050728-batman0.jpg
BATMAN: "Why did it have to be Heath Ledger God, why?!?"

http://www.geocities.com/eds_python/god.jpg
GOD: "It wasn't me! It was Satan I swear!"

Yeah, it feels so weird not only cuz he was so young but he didn´t seem to be one of those "train wrecks waiting to happen", if it had been Paris Hilton or Britney Spears, it´d be, "well, duh!"

Yeah, this has the dark lord´s stamp all over it...

[lou2099]

http://i139.photobucket.com/albums/q293/SuperSpidey999/batman.gif
BATMAN: "Stop criticizing White Noise! I thought it was an interesting concept!"Ha! White Noise jokes are rare but funny!



http://i9.photobucket.com/albums/a78/Batmaluco/eq1467.jpg
BALE: You jerk! Take it back! Take it back!
BLACK GUY: But dude, right now you do look exactly like Steven Seagal!

[Dark Sentinel]

my own Ledger tribute..it seems fitting

http://i117.photobucket.com/albums/o78/Habs821/Heath%20Ledger/l14_jpg.jpg

If you see me losing ground
Don't be afraid to lie
I know the pain inside my heart
Can't break the fear inside of yours
And if you see me losing faith in what it means to die
Don't let me leave before I know what lies beyond the stained-glass doors

Save sorrow for the souls in doubt
Bleed every care out

Will you carry me down the aisle that final day,
with your tears and bones shaking from the weight?
When you lower me down beneath that sky of grey,
let the rain fall down and wash away your pain.

For every word we never spoke,
We have a tear to cry
For every silence like a wall between a better you and I.
So if you see me losing sight of all the death and life
Find the peace in every time I fail to see the death in mine

Let all the fear inside you drown
Tear out the blade that let you down
Save sorrow for the souls in doubt
Bleed every care out

[kedrell]

http://i9.photobucket.com/albums/a78/Batmaluco/eq1467.jpg

Black Guy: "You think that's air you're breathin'?"
Bale: "....:huh: ...."

[kedrell]

http://i9.photobucket.com/albums/a78/Batmaluco/eq1467.jpg

Black Guy: "C'mon, stop trying to hit me and HIT ME!!"

[kedrell]

http://i9.photobucket.com/albums/a78/Batmaluco/eq1467.jpg

Black Guy: "What are you waiting for? You're faster than this. Don't think you are. Know you are!"

[kedrell]

http://i9.photobucket.com/albums/a78/Batmaluco/eq1467.jpg
Bruce: "So what're you saying? That I can dodge bullets?"
Black Guy: "No Ne..er..Bruce. What I'm saying is that when you're ready, you won't have to."

[batmaluco]

http://hischarge.files.wordpress.com/2007/10/050728-batman0.jpg
BATMAN: "Why did it have to be Heath Ledger God, why?!?"

http://www.geocities.com/eds_python/god.jpg
GOD: "Son, My logic can't be understood by my creatures.
This answer cannot be heard by mortal beings ears.
Trust me. It's all part of the plan."






Rest in peace, Heath Ledger.

[Dr. Fate]

Ha! White Noise jokes are rare but funny!



http://i9.photobucket.com/albums/a78/Batmaluco/eq1467.jpg
BALE: You jerk! Take it back! Take it back!
BLACK GUY: But dude, right now you do look exactly like Steven Seagal!
Thanks. Hehehe, Steven Segal...

I like all the Matrix gags. More good tributes to Heath Ledger.

http://i9.photobucket.com/albums/a78/Batmaluco/eq1467.jpg
TAYE DIGGS: "There Can Be Only One."
BRUCE WAYNE: "Aw snap..."

[ultimatefan]

http://i9.photobucket.com/albums/a78/Batmaluco/eq1467.jpg

BRUCE: Now what, century-old ninja terrorist organizations have affirmative action too?
BLACK NINJA: Shut the **** up!

[Killing Joke926]

http://www.pestaola.gr/images/megan_fox_fhm_2006_calendar.jpg
That close enough?

Meh, take off the towl and I'll think about it.

[Dr. Fate]

http://i9.photobucket.com/albums/a78/Batmaluco/eq1467.jpg

BRUCE: Now what, century-old ninja terrorist organizations have affirmative action too?
BLACK NINJA: Shut the **** up!
Hahahahahaha

http://www.worldsfinestonline.com/WF/jlu/episodes/destroyer/79.jpg
SUPERMAN: "You know how some chicks get really drunk and say the next morning 'Oh I wish I hadn't slept with that guy', we could be that mistake!"
BATMAN: "..."

[batmaluco]

http://i9.photobucket.com/albums/a78/Batmaluco/eq1467.jpg

BRUCE: Now what, century-old ninja terrorist organizations have affirmative action too?
BLACK NINJA: Shut the **** up!
hahahahahaha :woot:

[batmaluco]

http://i9.photobucket.com/albums/a78/Batmaluco/tdkr2.gif
Batman: "Is this a bug in your chin? Let me help you."

[ultimatefan]

^^Thanks Doc, Batmaluco! Cool ones too!

[Aloys]

http://i117.photobucket.com/albums/o78/Habs821/Heath%20Ledger/l25_jpg.jpg
Ledger: Haven't given up on me yet?


http://www.esa.int/images/400_planet_earth.jpg
The world: NEVAH!

http://i117.photobucket.com/albums/o78/Habs821/Heath%20Ledger/l14_jpg.jpg

Rest in peace, Heath. We will never forget about you!

[batmaluco]

^^Thanks Doc, Batmaluco! Cool ones too!
Thanks ultimatefan!


http://i117.photobucket.com/albums/o78/Habs821/Heath%20Ledger/l25_jpg.jpg
Ledger: Haven't given up on me yet?


http://www.esa.int/images/400_planet_earth.jpg
The world: NEVAH!

http://i117.photobucket.com/albums/o78/Habs821/Heath%20Ledger/l14_jpg.jpg

Rest in peace, Heath. We will never forget about you!
Yeah, Nevah! :up:

[batmaluco]

http://i9.photobucket.com/albums/a78/Batmaluco/Dark-Knight-Bale_l.jpg
Batman: "To smash and crush the top of police cars: that's my job!"

[Dr. Fate]

Thanks ultimatefan!



Yeah, Nevah! :up:
What batmaluco said.

http://i9.photobucket.com/albums/a78/Batmaluco/tdkr2.gif
BATMAN: "Face it, you've lost! Your franchise will never own/pawn my franchise or any other franchise again!"

[Beanjuice]

http://www.worldsfinestonline.com/WF/jlu/episodes/destroyer/79.jpg


Superman: *giggling*

batman:what?

superman: nothing........hahahahaha!!!!


batman: what the hell is so goddamn funnny?!


superman:nice pointy ears batsy hahahaha!!!











http://hischarge.files.wordpress.com/2007/10/050728-batman0.jpg


batman....shutup

[BubbaGump]

http://i9.photobucket.com/albums/a78/Batmaluco/Dark-Knight-Bale_l.jpg

Fanboys: How the hell can your foot twist at that angle? :huh:

Bale: I'm the Goddamn Batman.

[Aloys]

http://thumbs.filmstarts.de/wallpaper/BrokebackMountain03.jpg

Jake: I wish I knew how to... bring you back, Heath. :csad:

[Dr. Fate]

http://i9.photobucket.com/albums/a78/Batmaluco/Dark-Knight-Bale_l.jpg

Fanboys: How the hell can your foot twist at that angle? :huh:

Bale: I'm the Goddamn Batman.
Hehehehe

http://i9.photobucket.com/albums/a78/Batmaluco/Dark-Knight-Bale_l.jpg
BATMAN: "Yeah, I'm on the Geico payroll now."

[Knightsaber Priss]

http://meganfoxfans.net/gallery/albums/newestshoot/normal_4.jpg
Megan Fox: Hi boys, couldn´t help notice you been all bummed up by Heath Ledger´s death, so I thought of doing a sexy pose to help cheer you up a little...

That's no consolation for me in the least bit given that I'm female.

[Dr. Fate]

http://www.pestaola.gr/images/megan_fox_fhm_2006_calendar.jpg
MEGAN FOX: "Are you sure this is proper work attire?"


http://www.hollywoodjesus.com/comments/patrick/uploaded_images/BATMAN_BEGINS%20-%20150-799608.jpg
BRUCE WAYNE: "It is now."

[SPider-T0rch]

http://www.worldsfinestonline.com/WF/jlu/episodes/destroyer/79.jpg

supes: bruce, im sorry.
batman: sorry? what are you sorry about?
supes: no bruce IM SORRY
batman: what what?!
supes: bruce IM SORRY
batman: WHAT?! *sniffs* aw ewww!!

[Dr. Fate]

http://pics.livejournal.com/kphoebe/pic/0002hd56
VICKI VALE: "Sorry Bruce, but I'm seeing someone else now."

http://www.worldsfinestonline.com/WF/jlu/episodes/destroyer/79.jpg
BATMAN: "Why Clark?! Why did it have to be you?!"
SUPERMAN: "She likes my good ol' boy attitude."

[kedrell]

http://pics.livejournal.com/kphoebe/pic/0002hd56
VICKI VALE: "I'm not bad. I'm just drawn that way."

[That-Guy]

http://i224.photobucket.com/albums/dd315/Bruce_Vain/TDKBatman.jpg
"MORTAL KOMBAT!!!"

[That-Guy]

http://img2.timeinc.net/ew/dynamic/imgs/080125/Dark-Knight-Bale_l.jpg
"I'm not getting off of the roof until the Patriots lose a game!!!"

[COMPO]

http://www.worldsfinestonline.com/WF/jlu/episodes/destroyer/79.jpg

Supes: so were's Selina?
Bats: Oh she's somewhere.
Supes: Bruce... its not you fault.
Bats: I know
Supes: No, Bruce its not your fault.
Bats: don't go their man.
Supes: It's not you fault.
Bats: dont go there
supes: its not you fault.
Bats: (sobs) i didnt know it was going to be so hard!
Supes: Bruce calm down! You made a vow in front of all of your sidekicks to stick through this! you wanted to be seen as an adult this is a adulthood.
Bats: Your right Clark. I mean, what sort of guy would i be if i ran out on her now.
Supes: Well... you'd be a black man.
Bats: Wow, wow, wow, where did that come from?
Supes~: Gaaah! I'm sorry taht was my father talking!
Bats: You gotta work on that. Bad boy!

[Hotwire]

http://i9.photobucket.com/albums/a78/Batmaluco/eq1467.jpg
Bale: Get away from my pinata!

[batmaluco]

http://i9.photobucket.com/albums/a78/Batmaluco/eq1467.jpg
Bale: Get away from my pinata!
hehehehehehe

[batmaluco]

http://i9.photobucket.com/albums/a78/Batmaluco/eq2452.jpg
Bruce: "Criminals are a superstitious cowardly lot -- so I have to wear a disguise that will strike terror into their hearts! I must be a creature of the night, black, terrible, like a... a... a vampire!"

[Dr. Fate]

http://www.worldsfinestonline.com/WF/jlu/episodes/destroyer/79.jpg

Supes: so were's Selina?
Bats: Oh she's somewhere.
Supes: Bruce... its not you fault.
Bats: I know
Supes: No, Bruce its not your fault.
Bats: don't go their man.
Supes: It's not you fault.
Bats: dont go there
supes: its not you fault.
Bats: (sobs) i didnt know it was going to be so hard!
Supes: Bruce calm down! You made a vow in front of all of your sidekicks to stick through this! you wanted to be seen as an adult this is a adulthood.
Bats: Your right Clark. I mean, what sort of guy would i be if i ran out on her now.
Supes: Well... you'd be a black man.
Bats: Wow, wow, wow, where did that come from?
Supes~: Gaaah! I'm sorry taht was my father talking!
Bats: You gotta work on that. Bad boy!
Bwahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha! Is that from a film?

http://www.sg.hu/kep/2005_07/0713batman10.jpg
BATMAN: "The news of 'Mad Money's' less than successful box office performance clearly weighs heavily upon Katie."

[COMPO]

^nah, its from Family Guy in the episode Chick Cancer were Stewey gets married to Olivia. Its meant to be brian and stewie. its relly good scene. lol

[Dr. Fate]

^nah, its from Family Guy in the episode Chick Cancer were Stewey gets married to Olivia. Its meant to be brian and stewie. its relly good scene. lol
Thanks.

http://img2.timeinc.net/ew/dynamic/imgs/080125/Dark-Knight-Bale_l.jpg
BATMAN: "It's great to finally have a costume that bends."

[ultimatefan]

That's no consolation for me in the least bit given that I'm female.

Is this better?

http://www.socalworkout.com/wpblog/wp-content/uploads/2007/06/cin_bale.jpg

[ultimatefan]

http://img2.timeinc.net/ew/dynamic/imgs/080125/Dark-Knight-Bale_l.jpg
Bad boys, bad boys, wacha gonna do, wacha gonna do, when they come for you?

[ultimatefan]

http://i9.photobucket.com/albums/a78/Batmaluco/eq1467.jpg
BALE: FSSSHHH, FSSSHHH...
BLACK NINJA: Please, you´re not doing the Star Wars lightsaber sounds, are you?
BALE: shut up, Mace Windu!
BLACK NINJA: Oh, for the love of God...

[Reflectionist]

http://www.sg.hu/kep/2005_07/0713batman10.jpg

Batman: Hmmmm..... Well, and here I was thinking I would be screwed if I went to save Rachel from Dr. Crane. *Whistles*

[batmaluco]

http://i9.photobucket.com/albums/a78/Batmaluco/bb074.jpg
Ra's: ''A ninja has the ability to change his ethnical group at his wishes, using this to help him to achieve his own purposes.''

http://i9.photobucket.com/albums/a78/Batmaluco/eq1467.jpg
Bruce: ''WTF?! But... Where's all that snow and ice?''
Ra's: ''You never learned to mind your surroundings!...''

[kedrell]

http://comingsoon.net/nextraimages/batdarknew3.jpg
Batsuit: "Ok toothpick, I'm not covering for you any more!"

[GoogleMe94]

http://i117.photobucket.com/albums/o78/Habs821/Heath%20Ledger/l14_jpg.jpg
"im really tired of all these ppl mourning over me, even down here its givin me a headache."

[Dark Sentinel]

http://i117.photobucket.com/albums/o78/Habs821/Heath%20Ledger/l14_jpg.jpg
"im really tired of all these ppl mourning over me, even down here its givin me a headache."

dude, that's just wrong

[SPIDERMAN117]

http://i117.photobucket.com/albums/o78/Habs821/Heath%20Ledger/l14_jpg.jpg
"im really tired of all these ppl mourning over me, even UP here its givin me a headache."
fixed it for you :cmad:

[ultimatefan]

http://comingsoon.net/nextraimages/batdarknew3.jpg
Bruce: Oh great, another geek´s coming to try and push me a spandex suit and about to get the toughest kick in the nuts the world has ever seen...

[Hotwire]

http://comingsoon.net/nextraimages/batdarknew3.jpg
Bruce: Hmm, perhaps that mysterious caller was right. Maybe it does need nipples and a bigger codpiece. Alfred, where's the sliver spray paint!?

[Dr. Fate]

http://img2.timeinc.net/ew/dynamic/imgs/080125/Dark-Knight-Bale_l.jpg
Bad boys, bad boys, wacha gonna do, wacha gonna do, when they come for you?
Hahahahahaha

http://img2.timeinc.net/ew/dynamic/imgs/080125/Dark-Knight-Bale_l.jpg
BATMAN: "I have come to kick ass and chew bubblegum. And I'm all out of bubblegum."

[batmaluco]

dude, that's just wrong
Not surprising though, coming from that kid.

[batmaluco]

Hahahahahaha

http://img2.timeinc.net/ew/dynamic/imgs/080125/Dark-Knight-Bale_l.jpg
BATMAN: "I have come to kick ass and chew bubblegum. And I'm all out of bubblegum."
hahahaha, that one simply can't get overused. :up:

[batmaluco]

http://i9.photobucket.com/albums/a78/Batmaluco/bb534.jpg
http://i9.photobucket.com/albums/a78/Batmaluco/bb536.jpg
Bruce: "When mankind eventually manage to destroy the entire nature just to fulfill our greedy goals, that's what we're going to eat. Money juice..."

[Logan Howlett]

http://i39.photobucket.com/albums/e193/olcanucklehead/wes1.jpg

Bruce: Excuse me, are you with the Westboro Baptist Church?

http://i39.photobucket.com/albums/e193/olcanucklehead/fred_phelps.jpg

Fred: Yes I am......is that a raincoat?

http://i39.photobucket.com/albums/e193/olcanucklehead/wes2.jpg

[Timstuff]

http://i9.photobucket.com/albums/a78/Batmaluco/bb536.jpg

*glug glug glug*

http://i9.photobucket.com/albums/a78/Batmaluco/bb534.jpg

"IT'S PEOPLE!!!"

[Magenta666]

^^^^^

thats what i always think when i see that scene :woot:

[SPider-T0rch]

http://www.pestaola.gr/images/megan_fox_fhm_2006_calendar.jpg
http://www.worldsfinestonline.com/WF/jlu/episodes/destroyer/79.jpg
batman: so who gets first go at her? me or you?
superman: ACTUALLY, i was think that maybe we could both-
batman: stop RIGHT there. that's not even an option! you know what just for that, i get to go first!

[That-Guy]

http://i39.photobucket.com/albums/e193/olcanucklehead/wes1.jpg

Bruce: Excuse me, are you with the Westboro Baptist Church?

http://i39.photobucket.com/albums/e193/olcanucklehead/fred_phelps.jpg

Fred: Yes I am......is that a raincoat?

http://i39.photobucket.com/albums/e193/olcanucklehead/wes2.jpg

BEST. CAPTION. EVER.:woot: :woot: :woot:

[That-Guy]

http://comingsoon.net/nextraimages/batdarknew3.jpg
"Lego blocks frighten me. It's time my enemies share my dread."

[batmaluco]

http://comingsoon.net/nextraimages/batdarknew3.jpg
"Lego blocks frighten me. It's time my enemies share my dread."
hahahaha, that was funny.

[batmaluco]

http://comingsoon.net/nextraimages/batdarknew3.jpg
Batman: ''Next time, I'll try something more comic accurate!''






http://i74.photobucket.com/albums/i258/batmaluco3/crapsuits_batman2.jpg

[batmaluco]

http://i74.photobucket.com/albums/i258/batmaluco3/batmanbegins_1600liteuncut_-1.jpg
Batman: ''My cape wouldn't be so iconic without the help of my Bat-fans! Thank you, Bat-fans!''

http://www.virginmedia.com/microsites/movies/slideshow/simpsons-extras/img_3.jpg
Comic Book Guy: ''You're welcome, Batman!''

http://i74.photobucket.com/albums/i258/batmaluco3/batmanbegins_1600liteuncut_-1.jpg
Batman: ''What? I'm not talking to you. I was refering to this big electric fan under me, which allows my cape to flow beautifully, but you can't see while watching the film. It was removed in post production. Movie magic!''

[Dr. Fate]

http://comingsoon.net/nextraimages/batdarknew3.jpg
"Lego blocks frighten me. It's time my enemies share my dread."
Hehehehehehe


http://www.pestaola.gr/images/megan_fox_fhm_2006_calendar.jpg
http://www.worldsfinestonline.com/WF/jlu/episodes/destroyer/79.jpg
batman: so who gets first go at her? me or you?
superman: ACTUALLY, i was think that maybe we could both-
batman: stop RIGHT there. that's not even an option! you know what just for that, i get to go first!

Bwahahahahahahahaha!

http://comingsoon.net/nextraimages/batdarknew3.jpg
BRUCE: "Robocop is so gonna sue me for this."

[Jack Bauer]

http://comingsoon.net/nextraimages/batdarknew3.jpg

BATMAN: What's that?

BRUCE: It looks like Phil Donahue throwing up into a tuba.

[Dr. Fate]

http://i74.photobucket.com/albums/i258/batmaluco3/batmanbegins_1600liteuncut_-1.jpg
BATMAN: "Let's see them stick their graffiti up here now!"

[kedrell]

http://i74.photobucket.com/albums/i258/batmaluco3/batmanbegins_1600liteuncut_-1.jpg
BATMAN[plop,plop]: "Ah damn, I forgot the Bat-toilet paper! Well, it's a good thing my cape is black then. Heh, I'd be so screwed if I was the White Knight."

[That-Guy]

http://comingsoon.net/nextraimages/batdarknew3.jpg
"And now for my next impression, Willem Defoe!"

[Dr. Fate]

http://comingsoon.net/nextraimages/batdarknew3.jpg
BRUCE: "Now you listen to me, I'm an advertising man, not a red herring. I've got a job, a secretary, a mother, two ex-wives and several bartenders that depend upon me, and I don't intend to disappoint them all by getting myself "slightly" killed."

[Timstuff]

A present for the caption thread. :grin:

http://img337.imageshack.us/img337/6674/baleclooneyloldl8.jpg

[Hotwire]

A present for the caption thread. :grin:

http://img337.imageshack.us/img337/6674/baleclooneyloldl8.jpg
Who did you put in the Batsuit?

[Timstuff]

Clooney

[Dr. Fate]

http://img337.imageshack.us/img337/6674/baleclooneyloldl8.jpg
BALE: "We captured George Clooney and have put him on display to show future generations what Batman should not be."

[batmaluco]

http://i74.photobucket.com/albums/i258/batmaluco3/batmanbegins_1600liteuncut_-1.jpg
BATMAN[plop,plop]: "Ah damn, I forgot the Bat-toilet paper! Well, it's a good thing my cape is black then. Heh, I'd be so screwed if I was the White Knight."

http://img337.imageshack.us/img337/6674/baleclooneyloldl8.jpg
BALE: "We captured George Clooney and have put him on display to show future generations what Batman should not be."
hahahahaha :grin:

[batmaluco]

http://img337.imageshack.us/img337/6674/baleclooneyloldl8.jpg
"George Clooney frightens me. It's time my enemies share my dread."

[Dr. Fate]

http://img337.imageshack.us/img337/6674/baleclooneyloldl8.jpg
"George Clooney frightens me. It's time my enemies share my dread."
Bwahahahahahahahahaha

http://i74.photobucket.com/albums/i258/batmaluco3/batmanbegins_1600liteuncut_-1.jpg
BATMAN: "This is really taking a toll on my knees..."

[batmaluco]

Bwahahahahahahahahaha

http://i74.photobucket.com/albums/i258/batmaluco3/batmanbegins_1600liteuncut_-1.jpg
BATMAN: "This is really taking a toll on my knees..."
Thanks, Doc!
This one is pretty funny too. :woot:

[Dr. Fate]

Thanks, Doc!
This one is pretty funny too. :woot:
Sure thing.

And thanks.

http://i3.photobucket.com/albums/y95/CodyA/170.jpg
KEATON BATMAN: "K-K-Kim Basinger?!"

http://pics.livejournal.com/kphoebe/pic/0002hd56
VICKI VALE: "For the last time..."

http://pics.livejournal.com/kphoebe/pic/0002c7hc
VICKI VALE: "...I'm not Kim Basinger!"

[Dr. Fate]

http://misatowerk.home.sapo.pt/tv-child/batmanreturns.jpg
PFEIFFER: "Say it. Say it."
KEATON: "You're sexier than Julie Newmarr."
PFEIFFER: "Good boy."

In the apartment below the roof -

http://i13.photobucket.com/albums/a287/batmaluco2/west-tunel_27.jpg
JULIE NEWMARR: "Say it. Say it."
ADAM WEST: "You're sexier than Michelle Pfeiffer."
JULIE NEWMARR: "Good boy."

[Timstuff]

http://img337.imageshack.us/img337/6674/baleclooneyloldl8.jpg
"George Clooney frightens me. It's time my enemies share my dread."

ROTFLOL!

[DX]

http://img337.imageshack.us/img337/6674/baleclooneyloldl8.jpg

Clooney: *thinking* "Haha, I managed to sneak into Bale's batsuit without him noticing. Oh, how good it feels to be Batman again."

Bale: *without looking at Clooney* "George, get out of my suit..."

Clooney: "Aw, crap!"

[kedrell]

http://img337.imageshack.us/img337/6674/baleclooneyloldl8.jpg

Clooney: "I feel so naked without my nipples!"

[SPider-T0rch]

http://img337.imageshack.us/img337/6674/baleclooneyloldl8.jpg
bale: i can't believe you were cast as batman...again
clooney: i can't believe you've been demoted to robin!

[Dr. Fate]

http://i12.photobucket.com/albums/a227/g-david47/batman-begins-20050526092922217.jpg
BATMAN: "There has been a great disturbance in the Force..."

[ultimatefan]

http://img337.imageshack.us/img337/6674/baleclooneyloldl8.jpg
BALE: "We captured George Clooney and have put him on display to show future generations what Batman should not be."

hehehehehehehehhe

[ultimatefan]

http://comingsoon.net/nextraimages/batdarknew3.jpg
BRUCE: What you want?
SUIT: To SAY what you won´t... To DO what you can´t... To REMOVE those in your way...

[That-Guy]

http://img337.imageshack.us/img337/6674/baleclooneyloldl8.jpg
Clooney: I can't put my arms down!
Bale: Well... put your arms down when you get to school.

[That-Guy]

http://img337.imageshack.us/img337/6674/baleclooneyloldl8.jpg
Bale: So how does it feel to know that fans feel that I did a really good job as Batman, while you were so bad that it almost killed the entire franchise?

Clooney: Good, bad... I'm the guy with the Oscar.

Bale: Son of a b**ch...

[ultimatefan]

http://img337.imageshack.us/img337/6674/baleclooneyloldl8.jpg
Bale: So how does it feel to know that fans feel that I did a really good job as Batman, while you were so bad that it almost killed the entire franchise?

Clooney: Good, bad... I'm the guy with the Oscar.

Bale: Son of a b**ch...

hehehehehehehe

[ultimatefan]

http://img337.imageshack.us/img337/6674/baleclooneyloldl8.jpg

CLOONEY: C´mon, I deserve a cameo! I won an Oscar, for Chrissakes!
BRUCE: So did Halle Berry and I´m gonna kick her ass if she gets any close to my franchise again...

[GoogleMe94]

dude, that's just wrong


i know :hehe:

[DX]

:dry:

[Captain Planet!]

http://www.superherohype.com/gallery/Batman/The_Dark_Knight/The_Movie/Movie_Stills/Movie_Stills_2.jpg (http://www.superherohype.com/imageGallery/Batman/The_Dark_Knight/The_Movie/Movie_Stills/large/hr_Movie_Stills_2.jpg)
Batman: Christopher Nolan has sent me on a mission to run over everyone thats ever made a bad Batman movie!





http://i3.photobucket.com/albums/y95/CodyA/170.jpg

[DX]

Hahahaha, BUT...I like Burton's batfilms. :)

[Logan Howlett]

BEST. CAPTION. EVER.:woot: :woot: :woot:


Lol, thanks man. I apreciate it. :woot:

[DX]

http://i39.photobucket.com/albums/e193/olcanucklehead/wes1.jpg

Bruce: Excuse me, are you with the Westboro Baptist Church?

http://i39.photobucket.com/albums/e193/olcanucklehead/fred_phelps.jpg

Fred: Yes I am......is that a raincoat?

http://i39.photobucket.com/albums/e193/olcanucklehead/wes2.jpg
:applaud :applaud :applaud :applaud

[Captain Planet!]

http://i39.photobucket.com/albums/e193/olcanucklehead/wes1.jpg

Bruce: Excuse me, are you with the Westboro Baptist Church?

http://i39.photobucket.com/albums/e193/olcanucklehead/fred_phelps.jpg

Fred: Yes I am......is that a raincoat?

http://i39.photobucket.com/albums/e193/olcanucklehead/wes2.jpg
:lmao:

[That-Guy]

Lol, thanks man. I apreciate it. :woot:

It was well-deserved. Seriously, how much would you love to see Fred Phelps get chopped up with an axe?

[Dr. Fate]

http://img337.imageshack.us/img337/6674/baleclooneyloldl8.jpg
Bale: So how does it feel to know that fans feel that I did a really good job as Batman, while you were so bad that it almost killed the entire franchise?

Clooney: Good, bad... I'm the guy with the Oscar.

Bale: Son of a b**ch...
Bwahahahahahahahahaha, they can never take that way from Clooney.

http://www.superherohype.com/gallery/Batman/The_Dark_Knight/The_Movie/Movie_Stills/Movie_Stills_2.jpg (http://www.superherohype.com/imageGallery/Batman/The_Dark_Knight/The_Movie/Movie_Stills/large/hr_Movie_Stills_2.jpg)
BATMAN: "Who put sugar in my gas tank?! Who?!"

http://pics.livejournal.com/kphoebe/pic/0002hd56
VICKI VALE: "Serves him right..."

http://pics.livejournal.com/kphoebe/pic/0002c7hc
VICKI VALE: "...leaving me for Catwoman!"

[That-Guy]

http://moviesmedia.ign.com/movies/image/article/619/619243/batman-begins-20050526092902280_640w.jpg
Bale: So... you're the guy who got cast as Destro, huh?
Murray: Yeah, that's me.
Bale: So, it looks like you're gonna get to see what its like to wear a mask through most of the movie, huh?
Murray: Yep, Guess so.
Bale: Cool.
Murray: Uh huh.
Bale: Yeah, that's awesome.
Murray: Yep, sure is.
Bale: Totally.
Murray: Um... is there something you want?
Bale: Heh, yeah... could you cut me down? The tech crew is all out to lunch and they left me hanging here.

[Dr. Fate]

http://moviesmedia.ign.com/movies/image/article/619/619243/batman-begins-20050526092902280_640w.jpg
Bale: So... you're the guy who got cast as Destro, huh?
Murray: Yeah, that's me.
Bale: So, it looks like you're gonna get to see what its like to wear a mask through most of the movie, huh?
Murray: Yep, Guess so.
Bale: Cool.
Murray: Uh huh.
Bale: Yeah, that's awesome.
Murray: Yep, sure is.
Bale: Totally.
Murray: Um... is there something you want?
Bale: Heh, yeah... could you cut me down? The tech crew is all out to lunch and they left me hanging here.
Hehehehehe

http://images.wikia.com/marveldatabase/images/thumb/5/50/Iron_Man_Volume4_9.jpg/400px-Iron_Man_Volume4_9.jpg (http://images.wikia.com/marveldatabase/images/5/50/Iron_Man_Volume4_9.jpg)
IRON MAN: "Destroy that rival franchise!"

http://www.firstshowing.net/img/darkknight-batsuit.jpg
BATMAN: "Aw snap..."

[kedrell]

http://i182.photobucket.com/albums/x9/vandar_photo/q6pbatapologies2tq7.jpg

Batman: "No....wait! Selena, come back, baby! It was just a joke! See, I got rid of it!"

[Dr. Fate]

http://i182.photobucket.com/albums/x9/vandar_photo/q6pbatapologies2tq7.jpg

Batman: "No....wait! Selena, come back, baby! It was just a joke! See, I got rid of it!"
Hahahahahahahahahahaha!

http://i3.photobucket.com/albums/y95/CodyA/170.jpg
KEATON BATMAN: "You've captured George Clooney?! How?!"

http://img337.imageshack.us/img337/6674/baleclooneyloldl8.jpg
BALE: "First, I called him up about doing a possible Oceans 14. Second, when he arrived at my house to discuss the matter, I shot him with a tiny revolver I keep near my balls. Third, I had him stuffed and here he is."

[kedrell]

Hahahahahahahahahahaha!

Thanks.

http://i182.photobucket.com/albums/x9/vandar_photo/BMWW.jpg
Batman: "Stop trying to insert things into my utility belt, dammit!"
Wonder Woman: "What? Too kinky for you, Bruce?"

[ultimatefan]

http://i182.photobucket.com/albums/x9/vandar_photo/q6pbatapologies2tq7.jpg

Batman: This HAS to be Schumacher´s idea...

[ultimatefan]

Hahahahahahahahahahaha!

http://i3.photobucket.com/albums/y95/CodyA/170.jpg
KEATON BATMAN: "You've captured George Clooney?! How?!"

http://img337.imageshack.us/img337/6674/baleclooneyloldl8.jpg
BALE: "First, I called him up about doing a possible Oceans 14. Second, when he arrived at my house to discuss the matter, I shot him with a tiny revolver I keep near my balls. Third, I had him stuffed and here he is."

hehehehehehehhee

[Timstuff]

http://www.superherohype.com/gallery/Batman/The_Dark_Knight/The_Movie/Movie_Stills/Movie_Stills_2.jpg (http://www.superherohype.com/imageGallery/Batman/The_Dark_Knight/The_Movie/Movie_Stills/large/hr_Movie_Stills_2.jpg)
Batman: Christopher Nolan has sent me on a mission to run over everyone thats ever made a bad Batman movie!





http://i3.photobucket.com/albums/y95/CodyA/170.jpg

:lmao:

http://i182.photobucket.com/albums/x9/vandar_photo/q6pbatapologies2tq7.jpg

Batman: "No....wait! Selena, come back, baby! It was just a joke! See, I got rid of it!"

:lmao:

[Hotwire]

http://i182.photobucket.com/albums/x9/vandar_photo/BMWW.jpg
Batman: Um, Diana. If thos are your hands on my shoulders, what's poking me in the but?
WW: That's just my "utility belt".

[Dr. Fate]

http://misatowerk.home.sapo.pt/tv-child/batmanreturns.jpg
CATWOMAN: "Lying in my bed I hear the clock tick,
and think of you
caught up in circles confusion--
is nothing new
Flashback--warm nights--
almost left behind
suitcases of memories,
time after--

sometimes you picture me--
I'm walking too far ahead
you're calling to me, I can't hear
what you've said--
Then you say--go slow--
I fall behind--
the second hand unwinds

if you're lost you can look--and you will find me
time after time
if you fall I will catch you--I'll be waiting
time after time

after my picture fades and darkness has
turned to gray
watching through windows--you're wondering
if I'm OK
secrets stolen from deep inside
the drum beats out of time--

if you're lost...

you said go slow--
I fall behind
the second hand unwinds--

if you're lost...
...time after time
time after time
time after time
time after time..."

[kedrell]

http://misatowerk.home.sapo.pt/tv-child/batmanreturns.jpg

Batman: "Selina, where's your left hand?"
Catwoman: "Oh, it's just resting between two pillows."
Batman: "Those aren't pillows!"

[Dr. Fate]

http://misatowerk.home.sapo.pt/tv-child/batmanreturns.jpg

Batman: "Selina, where's your left hand?"
Catwoman: "Oh, it's just resting between two pillows."
Batman: "Those aren't pillows!"
Hahahahahahahahahahahahaha!

http://misatowerk.home.sapo.pt/tv-child/batmanreturns.jpg
CATWOMAN: "So what's this I hear about you hanging around with some nobody character who never even appeared in the comics?"
BATMAN: "She's nothin' baby, nothin' at all. She's only half a night's stand at best."

[ultimatefan]

http://comingsoon.net/nextraimages/batdarknew3.jpg
BRUCE: I owe everything I have to my mother's watchful eye. Oh there's mother now, watching me. What's that, I have a right to be here, its Wayne Enterprises business!! That sailor suit doesn't fit anymore!!

[DoctorJones]

http://comingsoon.net/nextraimages/batdarknew3.jpg
BRUCE: I owe everything I have to my mother's watchful eye. Oh there's mother now, watching me. What's that, I have a right to be here, its Wayne Enterprises business!! That sailor suit doesn't fit anymore!!

Classic Simpsons.

[ultimatefan]

Classic Simpsons.

No Simpsons like classic Simpsons.

[ultimatefan]

http://img337.imageshack.us/img337/6674/baleclooneyloldl8.jpg
BALE: So tell me Clooney... Do you like Huey Lewis and the news?

CLOONEY: They’re OK.

BALE: Their early work was a little too new wave for my tastes, but when Sports came out in ‘83,I think they really came into their own, commercial and artistically. The whole album has a clear, crisp sound, and a new sheen of consimante professionalism that really gives the songs a big boost. He’s been compared to Elvis Costello, but I think Huey has a far much more bitter, cynical sense of humour.

CLOONEY: Hey Bale.
BALE: Yes, Clooney?

CLOONEY: Why are their copies of the style section all over the place, d-do you have a dog? A little chow or something?

BALE: no, Clooney.

CLOONEY: Is that a rain coat?

http://i39.photobucket.com/albums/e193/olcanucklehead/wes1.jpg

BALE: Yes it is! In ‘87, Huey released this, Fore, their most accomplished album. I think their undisputed masterpiece is "Hip to be Square", a song so catchy, most people probably don’t listen to the lyrics. But they should, because it’s not just about the pleasures of conformity, and the importance of trends, it’s also a personal statement about the band itself. Hey Clooney!


http://i39.photobucket.com/albums/e193/olcanucklehead/wes2.jpg

BALE: TRY GETTING AN OSCAR NOW YOU ****ING STUPID BASTARD! YOU, ****ING BASTARD!

[Dr. Fate]

No Simpsons like classic Simpsons.
If it's not classic Simpsons, then it's not the Simpsons.


http://misatowerk.home.sapo.pt/tv-child/batmanreturns.jpg
BATMAN: "Selina..."
CATWOMAN: "Yeah?"
BATMAN: "Don't get yourself killed. That would inconvenience me."

[Captain Planet!]

Have fun

http://i104.photobucket.com/albums/m177/Kenshin_the_Stampede/bats.jpg

[DX]

http://img337.imageshack.us/img337/6674/baleclooneyloldl8.jpg
BALE: So tell me Clooney... Do you like Huey Lewis and the news?

CLOONEY: They’re OK.

BALE: Their early work was a little too new wave for my tastes, but when Sports came out in ‘83,I think they really came into their own, commercial and artistically. The whole album has a clear, crisp sound, and a new sheen of consimante professionalism that really gives the songs a big boost. He’s been compared to Elvis Costello, but I think Huey has a far much more bitter, cynical sense of humour.

CLOONEY: Hey Bale.
BALE: Yes, Clooney?

CLOONEY: Why are their copies of the style section all over the place, d-do you have a dog? A little chow or something?

BALE: no, Clooney.

CLOONEY: Is that a rain coat?

http://i39.photobucket.com/albums/e193/olcanucklehead/wes1.jpg

BALE: Yes it is! In ‘87, Huey released this, Fore, their most accomplished album. I think their undisputed masterpiece is "Hip to be Square", a song so catchy, most people probably don’t listen to the lyrics. But they should, because it’s not just about the pleasures of conformity, and the importance of trends, it’s also a personal statement about the band itself. Hey Clooney!


http://i39.photobucket.com/albums/e193/olcanucklehead/wes2.jpg

BALE: TRY GETTING AN OSCAR NOW YOU ****ING STUPID BASTARD! YOU, ****ING BASTARD!
Hahahahahahahahahahahaha!!! :woot:

[ultimatefan]

Hahahahahahahahahahahaha!!! :woot:

Thanks!

[Dr. Fate]

http://images.google.com/url?q=http://www.timemachinego.com/linkmachinego/images/dkr.gif&usg=AFQjCNEH6dSHonr2Vv5_5YJePDwJRxheUg
BATMAN: "You said the Patriots would win! I bet everything I had on them, do you hear?! EVERYTHING!"
SUPERMAN: "Well that's your own damn fault you idiot! I said I thought they'd win, I didn't say bet your entire fortune on them!"

[Milu]

http://i28.tinypic.com/2zf26a0.jpg
PETER: "Batman?"

http://www.superherohype.com/gallery/Batman/The_Dark_Knight/The_Movie/Movie_Stills/Movie_Stills_2.jpg (http://www.superherohype.com/imageGallery/Batman/The_Dark_Knight/The_Movie/Movie_Stills/large/hr_Movie_Stills_2.jpg)
BATMAN: "Up yours, children!"

[John Locke]

http://i28.tinypic.com/2zf26a0.jpg
PETER: "Batman?"

http://www.superherohype.com/gallery/Batman/The_Dark_Knight/The_Movie/Movie_Stills/Movie_Stills_2.jpg (http://www.superherohype.com/imageGallery/Batman/The_Dark_Knight/The_Movie/Movie_Stills/large/hr_Movie_Stills_2.jpg)
BATMAN: "Up yours, children!"
Classic Simpsons The Principal and the Pauper Season 9 Episode 2

[Dr. Fate]

http://i28.tinypic.com/2zf26a0.jpg
PETER: "Batman?"

http://www.superherohype.com/gallery/Batman/The_Dark_Knight/The_Movie/Movie_Stills/Movie_Stills_2.jpg (http://www.superherohype.com/imageGallery/Batman/The_Dark_Knight/The_Movie/Movie_Stills/large/hr_Movie_Stills_2.jpg)
BATMAN: "Up yours, children!"
Hahahahahahaha, funniest part of that particular episode really.

http://www.superherohype.com/gallery/Batman/The_Dark_Knight/The_Movie/Movie_Stills/Movie_Stills_2.jpg (http://www.superherohype.com/imageGallery/Batman/The_Dark_Knight/The_Movie/Movie_Stills/large/hr_Movie_Stills_2.jpg)
BATMAN: "Must... Not... Use... Back To Future... 88 MPH quote..."

[kedrell]

http://i74.photobucket.com/albums/i258/batmaluco3/batmanbegins_1600liteuncut_-1.jpg
BATMAN: "I sit down when I pee,
there's nothing that crazy about me!
I'm just takin' a wiz,
mind your own biz!
Why's everybody always starin' at me?"

[Timstuff]

http://mywebpages.comcast.net/demes/batman/robin.jpg

"Hey Batman, where's my side car?"

http://www.superherohype.com/gallery/Batman/The_Dark_Knight/The_Movie/Movie_Stills/Movie_Stills_2.jpg

"*pffft* As if."

[ultimatefan]

http://i28.tinypic.com/2zf26a0.jpg
PETER: "Batman?"

http://www.superherohype.com/gallery/Batman/The_Dark_Knight/The_Movie/Movie_Stills/Movie_Stills_2.jpg (http://www.superherohype.com/imageGallery/Batman/The_Dark_Knight/The_Movie/Movie_Stills/large/hr_Movie_Stills_2.jpg)
BATMAN: "Up yours, children!"

hehehehehhehe

[ultimatefan]

http://www.superherohype.com/gallery/Batman/The_Dark_Knight/The_Movie/Movie_Stills/Movie_Stills_2.jpg
Try to look this badass with no CGI, Ghost Rider!!

http://www.filmfortress.com/film/images/ghost_rider_review.jpg
Hey that was mean, dude! I´m still trying to get my sequel off the ground!

http://www.superherohype.com/gallery/Batman/The_Dark_Knight/The_Movie/Movie_Stills/Movie_Stills_2.jpg
Well, I saw the first... Good luck with that.

http://www.filmfortress.com/film/images/ghost_rider_review.jpg
F***ing smartass...

[rayhiggins]

http://i74.photobucket.com/albums/i258/batmaluco3/batmanbegins_1600liteuncut_-1.jpg
The testing of the Bat-Butt-Flap was a resounding success.

[Dr. Fate]

http://www.cel-ebration.com/WB-CSC-Kissing-the-Knight-I.jpg
BATMAN: "I sure hope Jim and the guys can keep the Joker pinned down while I'm busy here... and I hope Alfred remembers to TiVo Grey's Anatomy for me."

[rayhiggins]

http://www.superherohype.com/gallery/Batman/The_Dark_Knight/The_Movie/Movie_Stills/Movie_Stills_2.jpg
"Replacing my tyres with black marshmallows was the best idea I've ever had."

[Dr. Fate]

http://i182.photobucket.com/albums/x9/vandar_photo/Catwoman.jpg
CATWOMAN: "I'd like to see Spider-Man look this sexy while perched from high above."

[protocida]

http://www.superherohype.com/gallery/Batman/The_Dark_Knight/The_Movie/Movie_Stills/Movie_Stills_2.jpg

BATMAN: Speeding tickets my ass!

[protocida]

http://misatowerk.home.sapo.pt/tv-child/batmanreturns.jpg

CATWOMAN: Lets have sex!

BATMAN: But how about moral? How about decende? How about...

CATWOMAN: Stop with this fake moralism, i AM above your croch, you know?

BATMAN: Aw Snap!

[protocida]

http://misatowerk.home.sapo.pt/tv-child/batmanreturns.jpg

CATWOMAN: Nothing? Not even a bit?

BATMAN: I SAID WE SHOULD'VE CALLED ROBIN!

[Milu]

http://www.superherohype.com/gallery/Batman/The_Dark_Knight/The_Movie/Movie_Stills/Movie_Stills_2.jpg (http://www.superherohype.com/imageGallery/Batman/The_Dark_Knight/The_Movie/Movie_Stills/large/hr_Movie_Stills_2.jpg)
Alright partner...keep on rollin' baby
You know what time it is
(Throw yo hands up)

(Ladies and gentlemen)
Chocolate Starfish
Keep on rollin' baby

Move in now move out
Hands up now hands down
Back up back up
Tell me what you're gonna do now

Breath in now breath out
Hands up now hands down
Back up back up
Tell me what you're gonna do now

Keep rollin' rollin' rollin' rollin'
Keep rollin' rollin' rollin' rollin'
Keep rollin' rollin' rollin' rollin'
Keep rollin' rollin' rollin' rollin'

Now I know ya'll be lovin this **** right here
L.I.M.P Bizkit is right here
People in the house with them hands in the air
Cause if you don't care then we don't care
One two three time zoom to the 6
Jonesin for you picks of the Limp Bizkit mix
So where the **** you at punk?
Shut the **** up
And back the **** up
Before we **** this track up
(Throw yo hands up)

Move in now move out
Hands up now hands down
Back up back up
Tell me what you're gonna do now

Breath in now breath out
Hands up now hands down
Back up back up
Tell me what you're gonna do now

Keep rollin' rollin' rollin' rollin'
Keep rollin' rollin' rollin' rollin'
Keep rollin' rollin' rollin' rollin'
Keep rollin' rollin' rollin' rollin'

YOU wanna mess with the Bizkit? - Yeah
You can't mess with the Bizkit - Why?
Cause we get it on - When?
Everyday and everynight - Oh
See this platnuim thing right here - Uh-Hu
Well we're doin it all the time - Wha?
So you better get some better beats
And uh, get some better rhymes - Doh!

We got the game set
So don't complain yet
24/7 never beggin for a raincheck
Old school soldiers
Blastin out the hot ****
That rock ****
Let 'em bounce in the mosh pit
(Throw yo hands up)

Move in now move out
Hands up now hands down
Back up back up
Tell me what you're gonna do now

Breath in now breath out
Hands up now hands down
Back up back up
Tell me what you're gonna do now

Keep rollin' rollin' rollin' rollin'
Keep rollin' rollin' rollin' rollin'
Keep rollin' rollin' rollin' rollin'
Keep rollin' rollin' rollin' rollin'

Hey ladies Hey fellas
And the people that don't give a ****
All the lovers all the haters
And all the people that call themselves playas
Hot mammas, pimp daddies
And the people rollin' in the Caddies
Hey rockers, hip-hoppers
And everybody all around the world

Move in now move out
Hands up now hands down
Back up back up
Tell me what you're gonna do now

Breath in now breath out
Hands up now hands down
Back up back up
Tell me what you're gonna do now

Keep rollin' rollin' rollin' rollin'
Keep rollin' rollin' rollin' rollin'
Keep rollin' rollin' rollin' rollin'
Keep rollin' rollin' rollin' rollin'

Move in now move out
Hands up now hands down
Back up back up
Tell me what you're gonna do now

Breath in now breath out
Hands up now hands down
Back up back up
Tell me what you're gonna do now

Keep rollin' rollin' rollin' rollin'
Keep rollin' rollin' rollin' rollin'
Keep rollin' rollin' rollin' rollin'
Keep rollin' rollin' rollin' rollin'

[Killing Joke926]

http://misatowerk.home.sapo.pt/tv-child/batmanreturns.jpg

Batman: "Selina, where's your left hand?"
Catwoman: "Oh, it's just resting between two pillows."
Batman: "Those aren't pillows!"

LOL Love Planes, Trains, and Automobiles.:woot:

[Dr. Fate]

http://misatowerk.home.sapo.pt/tv-child/batmanreturns.jpg

CATWOMAN: Lets have sex!

BATMAN: But how about moral? How about decende? How about...

CATWOMAN: Stop with this fake moralism, i AM above your croch, you know?

BATMAN: Aw Snap!
Hahahahaha

http://misatowerk.home.sapo.pt/tv-child/batmanreturns.jpg
CATWOMAN: "Is it true what they say about men with long pointy ears?"

[Timstuff]

Hahahahaha

http://misatowerk.home.sapo.pt/tv-child/batmanreturns.jpg
CATWOMAN: "Is it true what they say about men with long pointy ears?"

http://blog.wired.com/photos/uncategorized/2007/08/08/spock_3.jpg

"I find your selection of Batman as a mate highly illogical."

[Dr. Fate]

http://blog.wired.com/photos/uncategorized/2007/08/08/spock_3.jpg

"I find your selection of Batman as a mate highly illogical."
Bwahahahaha, nice follow up.

http://images.google.com/url?q=http://www.timemachinego.com/linkmachinego/images/dkr.gif&usg=AFQjCNEH6dSHonr2Vv5_5YJePDwJRxheUg
BATMAN: "You were only supposed to blow off the bloody doors!"

[Beanjuice]

http://www.superherohype.com/gallery/Batman/The_Dark_Knight/The_Movie/Movie_Stills/Movie_Stills_2.jpg
batman: check it out blaze!! the all new batpod with rockets,machine guns and even satellite radio

http://www.filmfortress.com/film/images/ghost_rider_review.jpg
GR: mine was spawned from teh firs of hell and carries demons back to the underworld

http://www.superherohype.com/gallery/Batman/The_Dark_Knight/The_Movie/Movie_Stills/Movie_Stills_2.jpg
well my movie is gonna send yours to the underworld

http://www.filmfortress.com/film/images/ghost_rider_review.jpg
GR:F*** you!!!

[Dr. Fate]

http://pics.livejournal.com/kphoebe/pic/0002hd56
VICKI VALE: "Where oh where..."
http://pics.livejournal.com/kphoebe/pic/0002c7hc
VICKI: "...can my Underdog be?"

[ultimatefan]

http://misatowerk.home.sapo.pt/tv-child/batmanreturns.jpg
BATMAN: Mistletoe can be deadly if ingested.

CATWOMAN: But a kiss can be deadlier, if you really mean it...

BATMAN: No, what can be deadlier is you in that position right above my crotch WHEN I´M WEARING A REALLY TIGHT ARMOR SUIT!!!

[ultimatefan]

http://www.superherohype.com/gallery/Batman/The_Dark_Knight/The_Movie/Movie_Stills/Movie_Stills_2.jpg
batman: check it out blaze!! the all new batpod with rockets,machine guns and even satellite radio

http://www.filmfortress.com/film/images/ghost_rider_review.jpg
GR: mine was spawned from teh firs of hell and carries demons back to the underworld

http://www.superherohype.com/gallery/Batman/The_Dark_Knight/The_Movie/Movie_Stills/Movie_Stills_2.jpg
well my movie is gonna send yours to the underworld

http://www.filmfortress.com/film/images/ghost_rider_review.jpg
GR:F*** you!!!

Nice follow up!

[Darkness Falls]

http://www.superherohype.com/gallery/Batman/The_Dark_Knight/The_Movie/Movie_Stills/Movie_Stills_2.jpg (http://www.superherohype.com/imageGallery/Batman/The_Dark_Knight/The_Movie/Movie_Stills/large/hr_Movie_Stills_2.jpg)
[I]
Oh well I'm the type of guy who will never settle down
Where pretty girls are well, you know that I'm around
I kiss 'em and I love'em 'cause to me they're all the same
I hug 'em and I squeeze 'em they don't even know my name

They call me the wanderer yeah the wanderer
I roam around around around...

[rayhiggins]

http://misatowerk.home.sapo.pt/tv-child/batmanreturns.jpg
Catwoman: "Is that a Batarang in your pocket or are you just happy to see me?"
Batman:'"Batarang"
Catwoman:"Oh. Wait, what?"
Batman:"Well, they don't all fit into the belt, so I had to...improvise..."

[Dr. Fate]

http://misatowerk.home.sapo.pt/tv-child/batmanreturns.jpg
BATMAN: Mistletoe can be deadly if ingested.

CATWOMAN: But a kiss can be deadlier, if you really mean it...

BATMAN: No, what can be deadlier is you in that position right above my crotch WHEN I´M WEARING A REALLY TIGHT ARMOR SUIT!!!
Bwahahahahahahahahahahahaha!


http://misatowerk.home.sapo.pt/tv-child/batmanreturns.jpg
Catwoman: "Is that a Batarang in your pocket or are you just happy to see me?"
Batman:'"Batarang"
Catwoman:"Oh. Wait, what?"
Batman:"Well, they don't all fit into the belt, so I had to...improvise..."

Again: Bwahahahahahahahahahaha!

http://www.cel-ebration.com/WB-CSC-Kissing-the-Knight-I.jpg
CATWOMAN: "Is the batarang still in there?"
BATMAN: "No, not tonight."

[Timstuff]

http://i246.photobucket.com/albums/gg117/Timstuff_photos/batmanandrobinbomb.jpg

"Why is it sometimes you just can't get rid of a bomb!?"

[Dr. Fate]

http://i246.photobucket.com/albums/gg117/Timstuff_photos/batmanandrobinbomb.jpg

"Why is it sometimes you just can't get rid of a bomb!?"
Heheheheheheheehehehehehehe!

http://www.dialbforblog.com/archives/204/batman1943scene.jpg
BATMAN: "Hallo. My name is Inigo Montoya. You killed my father. Prepare to die."

[DX]

http://i246.photobucket.com/albums/gg117/Timstuff_photos/batmanandrobinbomb.jpg

"Why is it sometimes you just can't get rid of a bomb!?"
:lmao:

[Dr. Fate]

http://www.chromewaves.net/images/interface/20061020batmanVsWolverine.jpg
BATMAN: "I'm the bigger bad ass!"
WOLVERINE: "No, I'm the bigger bad ass!"
BATMAN: "You're 5'3"! I'm 6'2"! So literally/physically I am the bigger bad ass!"
WOLVERINE: "Not after I saw you off at the knees!"

[rayhiggins]

http://www.chromewaves.net/images/interface/20061020batmanVsWolverine.jpg
Man 1:"My money's on the near-psychotic nutcase."
Man 2: "In that case, everyone's a winner."

[ultimatefan]

Bwahahahahahahahahahahahaha!


Again: Bwahahahahahahahahahaha!

http://www.cel-ebration.com/WB-CSC-Kissing-the-Knight-I.jpg
CATWOMAN: "Is the batarang still in there?"
BATMAN: "No, not tonight."

Thanks! hehehehe, that´s not a batarang in his pocket then...

[ultimatefan]

http://i246.photobucket.com/albums/gg117/Timstuff_photos/batmanandrobinbomb.jpg

"Why is it sometimes you just can't get rid of a bomb!?"

hehehehehehehehehehehehe

[ultimatefan]

http://www.chromewaves.net/images/interface/20061020batmanVsWolverine.jpg
BATMAN: Christian Bale totally stole the show from Hugh Jackman in The Prestige!
WOLVERINE: EAT S*** AND DIE!!

[protocida]

http://www.dialbforblog.com/archives/204/batman1943scene.jpg

THE VILLAIN: What the heck are you doing.

BATMAN: Well, on the moment, i redirectionate the X-Ray Vision machine to your crocht.

THE VILLAIN: And why the Fck would you do that?

BATMAN: It's Robins birthday.

ROBIN: Holly Sex-toy, Batman!

THE VILLAIN: Oh-OH...

[Dr. Fate]

http://www.chromewaves.net/images/interface/20061020batmanVsWolverine.jpg
BATMAN: Christian Bale totally stole the show from Hugh Jackman in The Prestige!
WOLVERINE: EAT S*** AND DIE!!
Hehehehehehe

http://images.comicbookresources.com/solicits/dc022003/big/BOPCatwomanBatgirlCVR.jpg
BATGIRL: "Come back here with the $$$ you owe me!"
CATWOMAN: "That Super Bowl was rigged I tell you, rigged!"

[DX]

http://www.chromewaves.net/images/interface/20061020batmanVsWolverine.jpg
BATMAN: Christian Bale totally stole the show from Hugh Jackman in The Prestige!
WOLVERINE: EAT S*** AND DIE!!
Hahahaha, so true :woot:


http://www.chromewaves.net/images/interface/20061020batmanVsWolverine.jpg

Wolverine: "Take that back."

Batman: "Never!! Your entire X-Men franchise is overrated!"

[ultimatefan]

^^Thanks Doc, D-X!

hehehhe, don´t be too cocky, Bats, there always is Batman & Robin...

[ultimatefan]

http://www.chromewaves.net/images/interface/20061020batmanVsWolverine.jpg
BATMAN: You made me bet on the Patriots, you idiot!!
WOLVERINE: Hey, at least you´re still a billionaire!! I can´t even buy cigars and booze now!!

[batmaluco]

ROTFLOL!
Thanks, Timstuff!

[batmaluco]

http://misatowerk.home.sapo.pt/tv-child/batmanreturns.jpg
BATMAN: Mistletoe can be deadly if ingested.

CATWOMAN: But a kiss can be deadlier, if you really mean it...

BATMAN: No, what can be deadlier is you in that position right above my crotch WHEN I´M WEARING A REALLY TIGHT ARMOR SUIT!!!

http://i246.photobucket.com/albums/gg117/Timstuff_photos/batmanandrobinbomb.jpg

"Why is it sometimes you just can't get rid of a bomb!?"
hehehehehehehehe!!:up:

[batmaluco]

http://i246.photobucket.com/albums/gg117/Timstuff_photos/batmanandrobinbomb.jpg
Batman: "Take this, Joel Schumacher. A suppository for you!"

[rayhiggins]

http://i246.photobucket.com/albums/gg117/Timstuff_photos/batmanandrobinbomb.jpg
When this goes off, everyone within seven degrees of seperation will be scarred for life.

[Timstuff]

http://i2.photobucket.com/albums/y16/Kagome654/The%20Cult3/BrokenBat17.jpg

"Is it making you horny, baby?"

[DX]

http://i246.photobucket.com/albums/gg117/Timstuff_photos/batmanandrobinbomb.jpg

"When this bomb explodes, people will die. I'm a man of my worrrrd. HAHAHAHA!"

[kedrell]

http://i246.photobucket.com/albums/gg117/Timstuff_photos/batmanandrobinbomb.jpg

West: "Pop quiz, hotshot! You've got a mad man with a bomb filled with enough explosive powder to blow a building in half. What do you do?"

[Dr. Fate]

http://www.chromewaves.net/images/interface/20061020batmanVsWolverine.jpg
WOLVERINE: "You'd better get it up, or I'm gonna have to kill ya! Unless you're alive you can't play and if you don't play-!" [starts coughing]

[ultimatefan]

hehehehehehehehe!!:up:

Thanks!

[ultimatefan]

http://i246.photobucket.com/albums/gg117/Timstuff_photos/batmanandrobinbomb.jpg
Batman: Well, at least this one I can just throw out. Fantastic Four had timer, blue and red wire, all that crap...

[Dr. Fate]

http://i246.photobucket.com/albums/gg117/Timstuff_photos/batmanandrobinbomb.jpg
Batman: Well, at least this one I can just throw out. Fantastic Four had timer, blue and red wire, all that crap...
Hahahahahaha

http://i2.photobucket.com/albums/y16/Kagome654/The%20Cult3/BrokenBat17.jpg
BATMAN: "Now that's just nasty."

[ultimatefan]

Hahahahahaha

http://i2.photobucket.com/albums/y16/Kagome654/The%20Cult3/BrokenBat17.jpg
BATMAN: "Now that's just nasty."

Thanks! The Cult is overall a pretty nasty miniseries. Has a lot of graphic stuff.

[Dr. Fate]

http://pics.livejournal.com/kphoebe/pic/0002hd56
VICKI VALE: "God I hate Tuesday nights..."

http://www.dialbforblog.com/archives/204/batman1943scene.jpg
BATMAN: "Look pal, I got a hot date up there and if we don't finish this up, I'm gonna be very, very grumpy. And you wouldn't like me grumpy..."

http://pics.livejournal.com/kphoebe/pic/0002c7hc
VICKI VALE: "I know he won't like *ME* when I'm grumpy."

[Dr. Fate]

http://i25.photobucket.com/albums/c100/hkhairi/16.jpg
BATMAN: "SilverHawks!"
SUPERMAN: "Thundercats!"
BATMAN: SilverHawks!"
SUPERMAN: "Thundercats!"

[COMPO]

http://i25.photobucket.com/albums/c100/hkhairi/16.jpg
BATMAN: "SilverHawks!"
SUPERMAN: "Thundercats!"
BATMAN: SilverHawks!"
SUPERMAN: "Thundercats!"

thundercats wins hands down!

[Hotwire]

http://i2.photobucket.com/albums/y16/Kagome654/The%20Cult3/BrokenBat17.jpg
Batman: Wow! This giant phallic symbol with a head on it will look great next to my giant penny.

[Hotwire]

http://www.chromewaves.net/images/interface/20061020batmanVsWolverine.jpg
Batman: GRRRRR!!
Wolverine: Hey, bub, that's my line!

[Hotwire]

http://images.comicbookresources.com/solicits/dc022003/big/BOPCatwomanBatgirlCVR.jpg
Both Catwoman and Batgirl were surprised to discover that after having their legs amputated, they had gained the ability to fly.
However, only Catwoman truely enjoyed it.

[Gallagher]

^ LOL :woot:

That's great. :up:

[protocida]

http://i25.photobucket.com/albums/c100/hkhairi/16.jpg

BACKGROUND MUSIC:

''I Can see in you eyes.
I Can see in your smile!
You're all i ever wanted.
And my arms are open white!
Because you know just what to say.
And you know just what to do.
I Wanted to tell: I Love you!''

BATMAN: And i the only one unconfortable with this?
SUPERMAN: Shut up and kiss me!
BATMAN: The fck?

[ultimatefan]

http://i25.photobucket.com/albums/c100/hkhairi/16.jpg

BACKGROUND MUSIC:

''I Can see in you eyes.
I Can see in your smile!
You're all i ever wanted.
And my arms are open white!
Because you know just what to say.
And you know just what to do.
I Wanted to tell: I Love you!''

BATMAN: And i the only one unconfortable with this?
SUPERMAN: Shut up and kiss me!
BATMAN: The fck?

This is both funny and horribly disturbing...

[ultimatefan]

http://www.chromewaves.net/images/interface/20061020batmanVsWolverine.jpg
Wolverine: The only way you can beat me is cuz you have more fans than me and they´d rig it in your favor like they did with you and Cap in that Marvel Vs. DC thing!!
Batman: And that´s bad for me because?
Wolverine: Oh crap...

[Dr. Fate]

thundercats wins hands down!
Thanks.

And on a totally unrelated note -

http://animatedmemories.com/images/silverhawks.jpghttp://www.amosdelretro.com.ar/Thundercats/Thundercats_post01.JPG
SILVERHAWKS: "Batman!"
THUNDERCATS: "Superman!"
SILVERHAWKS: "Batman!"
THUNDERCATS: "Superman!"





http://www.chromewaves.net/images/interface/20061020batmanVsWolverine.jpg
Wolverine: The only way you can beat me is cuz you have more fans than me and they´d rig it in your favor like they did with you and Cap in that Marvel Vs. DC thing!!
Batman: And that´s bad for me because?
Wolverine: Oh crap...

Bwahahahahahahahahaha

http://i25.photobucket.com/albums/c100/hkhairi/16.jpg
BATMAN: "What?! Don't look at me like that! I'm not the only one who watched Mighty Morphin Power Rangers! Those Pink Ranger ladies were smokin' hot babes and you know it!"
SUPERMAN: "..."

[Milu]

http://i25.photobucket.com/albums/c100/hkhairi/16.jpg
SUPERMAN: "They wanna ditch us!"
BATMAN: "Well we could still do the crime-fighting."
SUPERMAN: "What'll we call ourselves? The Dynamic Duo?"
BATMAN: " . . . Now that's just mean."

[ultimatefan]

Thanks.

And on a totally unrelated note -

http://animatedmemories.com/images/silverhawks.jpghttp://www.amosdelretro.com.ar/Thundercats/Thundercats_post01.JPG
SILVERHAWKS: "Batman!"
THUNDERCATS: "Superman!"
SILVERHAWKS: "Batman!"
THUNDERCATS: "Superman!"





Bwahahahahahahahahaha

http://i25.photobucket.com/albums/c100/hkhairi/16.jpg
BATMAN: "What?! Don't look at me like that! I'm not the only one who watched Mighty Morphin Power Rangers! Those Pink Ranger ladies were smokin' hot babes and you know it!"
SUPERMAN: "..."

Thanks!

hehehehehe, when i was a kid, I watched a lot of those Japanese "fight monsters" live-action shows... Ultraman, Ultraman Jack, Spectreman, Ultra Seven, Giant Robot... There´s some cool trashy fun in their low-budget, cheap FX approach.

[kedrell]

http://i25.photobucket.com/albums/c100/hkhairi/16.jpg
Batman: "So.....ya wanna make out?"
Superman: "Totally."

[protocida]

Now that is just nasty.

[That-Guy]

http://moviesmedia.ign.com/movies/image/article/619/619243/batman-begins-20050526092902280_640w.jpg
Bale: So, I hear that they re-cast Destro. That really sucks for you, man.
Murray: Yeah, well, it's no big deal, I suppose. I'm really more of a stage actor anyway.
Bale: Oh, well then that's cool. Still, it must be frustrating. A high-profile role like that, in a sure-fire blockbuster film... It could really get your name out there.
Murray: Well, yes, that is true...
Bale: Plus there's all the money, and the women... oh, man, you wouldn't believe how good it gets once you hit the big time.
Murray: Well, yes... I guess there is...
Bale: But you got your stage career, that's cool. So what was it that made them give ya the boot? Just couldn't be menacing enough? Didn't want to take the time to bulk up? I mean, I know Destro's not Batman or anything, but he's a pretty big dude and you're pretty scrawny. Or did they just feel like going with someone who people have actually HEARD of, and not just "Mob Flunkie #4" from Batman Begins?
Murray:You do realize I have a gun, right?

[lou2099]

Clooney: I can't put my arms down! Bale: Well... put your arms down when you get to school.Hah! Christmas Story!
http://img337.imageshack.us/img337/6674/baleclooneyloldl8.jpg
BALE: Damn George, I don't care if you were Batman before me. Everyone knows you've play the same damn guy in every TV show and movie you did. You're no farther removed from the dude you played in The Facts of Life.
CLOONEY: Oh yeah? Well..At least I got an Academy Award!
BALE: Everyone hated your pompous acceptance speech, douchebag.
CLOONEY: Yeah, but I'm still smiling all the way to the bank. And at least I wasn't in Newsies.
BALE: But you were in Solaris and Batman & Robin. I'd rather have Newsies on my resume than make money off those stinkers.
CLOONEY: Yeah? Well..well, I was in ER!
BALE: Yeah, and the show is still going strong without you.
CLOONEY: Yeah, well Batman Begins stank!
BALE: Mmm, no it didn't. It was a critical and commercial success. Something you failed to do with the same character.
CLOONEY: ...crap.

[lou2099]

http://i2.photobucket.com/albums/y16/Kagome654/The%20Cult3/BrokenBat17.jpg
BATMAN : I didn't know It the Living Planet had penis and testicles!

[Dr. Fate]

Thanks!

hehehehehe, when i was a kid, I watched a lot of those Japanese "fight monsters" live-action shows... Ultraman, Ultraman Jack, Spectreman, Ultra Seven, Giant Robot... There´s some cool trashy fun in their low-budget, cheap FX approach.
In retrospect it all makes me think of a live action Voltron.

http://www.worldsfinestonline.com/WF/thebatman/bios/martian/11.jpg
MARTIAN MANHUNTER: "Where the Green Women At?!"
BATMAN: "..."

[ultimatefan]

http://img337.imageshack.us/img337/6674/baleclooneyloldl8.jpg

CLOONEY: Huh, Christian, I don´t mean to whine, but do you ever intend to take me out of this?
BALE: Say: "Bale is a hundred times a better Batman than me!"
CLOONEY: "Bale is a hundred times a better Batman than me!"
BALE: Say: "My Batman movie was an abomination that almost killed the franchise!"
CLOONEY: "My Batman movie was an abomination that almost killed the franchise!"
BALE: Say: "Bale currently deserves awards and acclaim more than I do!"
CLOONEY: "Bale currently deserves awards and acclaim more than I do!"
BALE: Say: "And Bale is more handsome than me!"
CLOONEY: EAT S*** AND DIE, MOTHERF***ER!!

[Dr. Fate]

http://www.batmania.com.ar/images/images_adam/durante51.jpg
BATMAN: "No more hiding each tear that falls from my eyes
I'm not hiding the remedy to cure this old heart of mine.

I can dream about you
If I can't hold you tonight
I can dream about you
You know how to hold me just right

Moving sidewalks, I don't see under my feet
Climbing up from down here below where the streets see
me lonely for you.

I can dream about you
I'm gonna press my lips against you and hold you tight to me
I can dream about you
You know you got me spellbound what else can it be

Moving sidewalks, I don't see under my feet
Climbing up from the pain in my heart 'cause it's you that I need.

I don't understand it
I can't keep my mind off loving you
Ooo, now baby, I'm caught up in the magic I see in you
There's one thing to do..."

[ultimatefan]

http://i25.photobucket.com/albums/c100/hkhairi/16.jpg
SUPERMAN: Now that the writer´s strike is over, let´s forget our differences and stop that Justice League movie with two metrossexual pretty boys playing us from getting made!
BATMAN: What about Megan Gale as Wonder Woman?
SUPERMAN: We get her a solo movie.
BATMAN: Deal.

[Dr. Fate]

http://www.batmans.de/Galerien/albums/batman-begins-pressefotos/108_G.jpg
KEN WATANABE: "Write me off as the fake Ra's will you?! Let's see ya sit down with a katana up your ass!"

[Stotch]

http://www.batmans.de/Galerien/albums/batman-begins-pressefotos/108_G.jpg

Bruce: Wait! Cornstarch works too!!

[Logan Howlett]

http://i39.photobucket.com/albums/e193/olcanucklehead/LethalJoker.jpg

http://i39.photobucket.com/albums/e193/olcanucklehead/Jesusjoker.jpg

http://i39.photobucket.com/albums/e193/olcanucklehead/pope4.jpg


Caption away.

[Dr. Fate]

http://i25.photobucket.com/albums/c100/hkhairi/16.jpg
BATMAN: "I killed George Lucas!"
SUPERMAN: "No, *I* killed George Lucas!"
http://i39.photobucket.com/albums/e193/olcanucklehead/LethalJoker.jpg
JOKER GIBSON: "Please! This is supposed to be a happy occasion! Let's not argue over who killed who!"

[Lunar_Wolf]

http://i2.photobucket.com/albums/y16/Kagome654/The%20Cult3/BrokenBat17.jpg
SCARY GHOST: It's me, GOD!

BATMAN: Really?

SCARY GHOST: Haha no, it's me Jason Todd.

[lou2099]

http://www.batmans.de/Galerien/albums/batman-begins-pressefotos/108_G.jpg
"RA"S Al GHUL": There can be only one fine ass! And that's mine!!!

[kedrell]

http://www.batmans.de/Galerien/albums/batman-begins-pressefotos/108_G.jpg
RA"S Al GHUL: "Time to make a shish-ka-Bale!"

[Dr. Fate]

http://www.batmans.de/Galerien/albums/batman-begins-pressefotos/108_G.jpg
RA'S: "I hated Newsies!"
BRUCE: "That was like more than 10 years ago dude!"

[Dr. Fate]

http://www.dialbforblog.com/archives/100/darwyn_cooke.gif
Spider-Man Covers the premiere of the Dark Knight.


A little early I know but I just wanted to use that pic.