The Dark Knight Caption Thread!

[Patty]

http://i230.photobucket.com/albums/ee22/darkzerojl/hero%20stuff/batbry.jpg


Even tho it was soft I think she had no reason to laugh for 5 minutes.

[secretsquirrely]

http://i230.photobucket.com/albums/ee22/darkzerojl/hero%20stuff/batbry.jpg



Now I know what I have to become in....oooo quarter! Right on!!!

[ultimatefan]

http://i97.photobucket.com/albums/l239/scarface1_02/Batman_vs.jpg
SUPERMAN: No mention of your new movie´s rave reviews and massive opening weekend and no one gets hurt, okay? Goodie.

[lou2099]

every caption recently has been brillant.

http://i230.photobucket.com/albums/ee22/darkzerojl/hero%20stuff/batbry.jpg
BATMAN: Wow, "Speed Racer's" box office numbers are all the way down there now?

[Dark Sentinel]

http://i87.photobucket.com/albums/k147/D4rkShaDoWz/joker1.jpg

Joker: Too....much.....popcorn......uughh.....Let's see that again!!

[Dark Sentinel]

http://i27.photobucket.com/albums/c183/ferdalump/darkknight/0003ka9c-1.jpg

Joker: Feenay! Fee-hee-hee-nay! FEEENEEEY (oo that was a new one!)

[SPIDERMAN117]

http://i27.photobucket.com/albums/c183/ferdalump/darkknight/0003ka9c-1.jpg

Joker Heath: You see my hands this is how I would of held my Oscar this Febuary.

:csad:

Rest in Peace Heath.

[Dr. Fate]

http://i230.photobucket.com/albums/ee22/darkzerojl/hero%20stuff/batbry.jpg


Even tho it was soft I think she had no reason to laugh for 5 minutes.
Ouch!

http://www.moviemania.sk/img/retro/batman-1.jpg
JOKER: "Admit it, you're a racist! You don't like me because I'm white! Perma-White!"
BATMAN: "I don't like you because you kill people for sadistic pleasure you ass-hole!"

[Sexecutioner]

http://i27.photobucket.com/albums/c183/ferdalump/darkknight/0003ka9c-1.jpg

"These last 23 hours must be killing you! Ha ha ha ha!"

[Dr. Fate]

http://www.cel-ebration.com/WB-CSC-Kissing-the-Knight-I.jpg
CATWOMAN: "Baby you're all that I want.
When you're lying here in my arms
I'm finding it hard to believe
We're in heaven.

Oh, thinking about all our younger years,
There was only you and me,
We were young and wild and free.
Now nothing can take you away from me.
We’ve been down that road before,
But that's over now.
You keep me coming back for more.

Baby you're all that I want.
When you're lying here in my arms
I'm finding it hard to believe
We're in heaven.

And love is all that I need
And I found it there in your heart.
It isn't too hard to see
We're in heaven.

Now, nothing could change what you mean to me.
There's a lot that I could say
But just hold me now,
Cause our love will light the way.

Baby you're all that I want.
When you're lying here in my arms
I'm finding it hard to believe
We're in heaven.

And love is all that I need
And I found it there in your heart.
It isn't too hard to see
We're in heaven.

Now our dreams are coming true.
Through the good times and the bad
I'll be standing there by you.

(We’re in heaven.)

And love is all that I need
And I found it there in your heart.
It isn't too hard to see
We're in heaven..."

[batmaluco]

hehehehehehe, the irony is, they put brighter colors on Batman to lighten him up, and some fanboys still can´t get over that...
Thanks!
Yeah, lol, I actually love that action figure super-freak nature, hyper expressionistic posture and surreal cape. In blue and gray...
:grin:

[batmaluco]

http://i27.photobucket.com/albums/c183/ferdalump/darkknight/0003ka9c-1.jpg

"These last 23 hours must be killing you! Ha ha ha ha!"
Yeah, it's time to celebrate, nineteen years since the last time...
:batman::joker:
:brucebat::hoboj:

[batmaluco]

http://i9.photobucket.com/albums/a78/Batmaluco/b_comp.jpg
Batmen: "It's been a long time since the last Batman movie featuring the Joker..."

http://i27.photobucket.com/albums/c183/ferdalump/darkknight/0003ka9c-1.jpg
Joker: "Things change."


http://i9.photobucket.com/albums/a78/Batmaluco/batlaugh.jpg

[Dr. Fate]

http://i9.photobucket.com/albums/a78/Batmaluco/b_comp.jpg
Batmen: "It's been a long time since the last Batman movie featuring the Joker..."

http://i27.photobucket.com/albums/c183/ferdalump/darkknight/0003ka9c-1.jpg
Joker: "Things change."


http://i9.photobucket.com/albums/a78/Batmaluco/batlaugh.jpg
I had that Batman 1989 figure when I was a kid. Man, has time passed...

http://img249.imageshack.us/img249/4999/batmanbegins131yk3.jpg
BATMAN: "Where the f*** do you think you're goin'?! You think I'm gonna let you watch Hellboy 2 on my opening weekend?! The f*** is wrong with you?!"

[elorenishii386]

http://i230.photobucket.com/albums/ee22/darkzerojl/hero%20stuff/batbry.jpg

Batman: "Dammit! I have to pee!"

[ultimatefan]

http://i27.photobucket.com/albums/c183/ferdalump/darkknight/0003ka9c-1.jpg
JOKER: Wanted to know why this Joker doesn´t smile that much? Agonizing constipation, that´s why!!

[Dr. Fate]

http://i27.photobucket.com/albums/c183/ferdalump/darkknight/0003ka9c-1.jpg
JOKER: Wanted to know why this Joker doesn´t smile that much? Agonizing constipation, that´s why!!
Bwahahahahahaha

http://i8.photobucket.com/albums/a11/wiegeabo/film/Comedian.jpg
THE COMEDIAN: "Hey, whitey! You wanna f*** with a real psycho, start with me!"

http://i87.photobucket.com/albums/k147/D4rkShaDoWz/joker1.jpg
JOKER: "Tony Stark?"

http://i8.photobucket.com/albums/a11/wiegeabo/film/Comedian.jpg
THE COMEDIAN: "I'm not Tony Stark, damn it! :cmad: That's it, I'm gonna straight up murder yo ass!"

[centaine]

^ LMAO!!

damn, Jeffrey does look like Downey jr there indeed!

[Dr. Fate]

Yes he does.

http://i9.photobucket.com/albums/a78/Batmaluco/bb1002.jpg
BATMAN: "Didn't like Dark Knight?! Die!!!"

[Dr. Fate]

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v253/twylight/BabsBatgirl/CoyBatgirl.jpg
BATGIRL: "C'mon, you know you want me to be in the next movie."

[batmaluco]

I'm putting a spoiler tag, since this one may be a bit spoilerish:

http://img176.imageshack.us/img176/6526/93973780vi5.jpg
http://img101.imageshack.us/img101/3783/79500639gz6.jpg
Batman: Her name is Robert Paulson. Her name is Robert Paulson. Her name is Robert Paulson...

[ultimatefan]

Yes he does.

http://i9.photobucket.com/albums/a78/Batmaluco/bb1002.jpg
BATMAN: "Didn't like Dark Knight?! Die!!!"

hehehehehe, die you phillistines, die!!

[ultimatefan]

Bwahahahahahaha

http://i8.photobucket.com/albums/a11/wiegeabo/film/Comedian.jpg
THE COMEDIAN: "Hey, whitey! You wanna f*** with a real psycho, start with me!"

http://i87.photobucket.com/albums/k147/D4rkShaDoWz/joker1.jpg
JOKER: "Tony Stark?"

http://i8.photobucket.com/albums/a11/wiegeabo/film/Comedian.jpg
THE COMEDIAN: "I'm not Tony Stark, damn it! :cmad: That's it, I'm gonna straight up murder yo ass!"

hehehehehehehehe

[ultimatefan]

http://www.hollywoodawards.com/welles/wellesbig.gif
WELLES: Dark Knight... I mean, rosebud...

http://www.smh.com.au/ffximage/2005/02/24/martinscorsese_wideweb__430x341.jpg
SCORSESE: Yeahthedarknight´saterrificreallyterrificmovieamaz ingI´dbeproudtohavemadeit

http://www.whirligig-tv.co.uk/tv/adults/hitchcock/hitchcock.jpg
HITCHCOCK: This is a fine instrument, which, I believe, will be of great assistence for those who miss The Dark Knight...

[Dr. Fate]

http://z.about.com/d/comicbooks/1/0/4/6/21.jpg
CLARK KENT: "Hey, if He-Man from Masters of the Universe and Lion-O from Thundercats ever got into a fight, who do you think would win? I mean, Lion-O's more aggressive, but I think He-Man's stronger and then there are the swords-"

http://batman.ugo.com/images/galleries/batman_begins_filmtv/3.jpg
BRUCE WAYNE: "You are such a nerd, Clark."

http://z.about.com/d/comicbooks/1/0/4/6/21.jpg
CLARK: "I'm not a nerd, Bruce!" [pause] "Nerds are smart.:csad:"

[FireFlys Enigma]

http://www.telegraph.co.uk/arts/graphics/filmslide/bat/bat12.jpg
Bruce: Knock knock...
Alfred: Master Bruce, I hardly think this is a time for playing knock knock jo...
Bruce: No really, someone's at the door. Go get it.


Good one. :)

[Drizzle]

http://i97.photobucket.com/albums/l239/scarface1_02/Batman_vs.jpg
"*ack*...Clark...it's not MY fault "The Dark Knight" made $66 million opening day!!"

[Dr. Fate]

^^Hahahahahahahahaha!

http://www.worldsfinestonline.com/WF/jl/episodes/tabularasa/p1/26.jpg
BATMAN: "So Clark, what do you think of all the success Dark Knight is enjoying?"
SUPERMAN: "F*** you."
BATMAN: "Thanks, that was very mature on your part."
SUPERMAN: "F*** you."
BATMAN: "Clark, you're a brilliant conversationalist."
SUPERMAN: "Double f*** you."
BATMAN: "Okay Clark, seriously, shut up now or I'll whip out the kryptonite ring."

[batmaluco]

^^Hahahahahahahahaha!

http://www.worldsfinestonline.com/WF/jl/episodes/tabularasa/p1/26.jpg
BATMAN: "So Clark, what do you think of all the success Dark Knight is enjoying?"
SUPERMAN: "F*** you."
BATMAN: "Thanks, that was very mature on your part."
SUPERMAN: "F*** you."
BATMAN: "Clark, you're a brilliant conversationalist."
SUPERMAN: "Double f*** you."
BATMAN: "Okay Clark, seriously, shut up now or I'll whip out the kryptonite ring."

hehehehehe

[batmaluco]

http://i9.photobucket.com/albums/a78/Batmaluco/79f2_1.jpg
Batman Bale: Now I'm going to do something that you probably thought that could not be made.

http://www.smokingtree.net/images/returns6.jpg
Batman Keaton: What that would be?

http://i9.photobucket.com/albums/a78/Batmaluco/7178_1.jpg
Batman Bale: To turn my head!


http://i3.photobucket.com/albums/y95/CodyA/170.jpg

[Finlandman]

^
:funny::lmao:

[ultimatefan]

http://i9.photobucket.com/albums/a78/Batmaluco/79f2_1.jpg
Batman Bale: Now I'm going to do something that you probably thought that could not be made.

http://www.smokingtree.net/images/returns6.jpg
Batman Keaton: What that would be?

http://i9.photobucket.com/albums/a78/Batmaluco/7178_1.jpg
Batman Bale: To turn my head!


http://i3.photobucket.com/albums/y95/CodyA/170.jpg

heheheheheheheehehehe

[ultimatefan]

http://z.about.com/d/comicbooks/1/0/4/6/21.jpg
CLARK KENT: "Hey, if He-Man from Masters of the Universe and Lion-O from Thundercats ever got into a fight, who do you think would win? I mean, Lion-O's more aggressive, but I think He-Man's stronger and then there are the swords-"

http://batman.ugo.com/images/galleries/batman_begins_filmtv/3.jpg
BRUCE WAYNE: "You are such a nerd, Clark."

http://z.about.com/d/comicbooks/1/0/4/6/21.jpg
CLARK: "I'm not a nerd, Bruce!" [pause] "Nerds are smart.:csad:"

hehehehehe, classic Simpsons.

[ultimatefan]

http://i97.photobucket.com/albums/l239/scarface1_02/Batman_vs.jpg
SUPERMAN: I can live with the near-perfect reviews and word-of-mouth. I can live with the record opening weekend. But if The Dark Knight gets Oscar nominations for best picture and director, so help me God, Bruce, I´ll go red kryptonite on yo ass!!

[kyuubijavi1]

http://i9.photobucket.com/albums/a78/Batmaluco/79f2_1.jpg
Batman Bale: Now I'm going to do something that you probably thought that could not be made.

http://www.smokingtree.net/images/returns6.jpg
Batman Keaton: What that would be?

http://i9.photobucket.com/albums/a78/Batmaluco/7178_1.jpg
Batman Bale: To turn my head!


http://i3.photobucket.com/albums/y95/CodyA/170.jpg

F-ing brilliant

[ultimatefan]

http://www.worstpreviews.com/images/photos/thedarkknight/thedarkknight5.jpg
Look ma, I´m on top of the world!

[Nightmare]

http://i97.photobucket.com/albums/l239/scarface1_02/Batman_vs.jpg
SUPERMAN: I can live with the near-perfect reviews and word-of-mouth. I can live with the record opening weekend. But if The Dark Knight gets Oscar nominations for best picture and director, so help me God, Bruce, I´ll go red kryptonite on yo ass!!

Hahaha, love this.

[ultimatefan]

Hahaha, love this.

Thanks!

[batmaluco]

^
:funny::lmao:
heheheheheheheehehehe
F-ing brilliant
Thanks!

[batmaluco]

http://www.worstpreviews.com/images/photos/thedarkknight/thedarkknight5.jpg
Look ma, I´m on top of the world!
hehehehe
I was waiting for that scene... :o
We know it was filmed... it was in Wizard World clip, if I remember correctly, it was cut from the final version of the movie probably because of time.

[batmaluco]

http://i9.photobucket.com/albums/a78/Batmaluco/000q0krt.jpg
Hi, my name is Buster Reeves. I am Christian Bale stunt double for Batman.
I worked in Batman Begins and The Dark Knight.
Now, please, can somebody just take me down, because it isn't funny anymore,
to be hanging here for hours just for the sake of your wicked notions of entertainment...

[ultimatefan]

hehehehe
I was waiting for that scene... :o
We know it was filmed... it was in Wizard World clip, if I remember correctly, it was cut from the final version of the movie probably because of time.

Thanks!

Yeah, I saw him walking on top of police cars in some clip.

[ultimatefan]

http://i9.photobucket.com/albums/a78/Batmaluco/000q0krt.jpg
Hi, my name is Buster Reeves. I am Christian Bale stunt double for Batman.
I worked in Batman Begins and The Dark Knight.
Now, please, can somebody just take me down, because it isn't funny anymore,
to be hanging here for hours just for the sake of your wicked notions of entertainment...

hehehehehehe

or:

"Hello? Mrs. Pommelhorst? I'd like to get down now!"

[Dr. Fate]

http://i97.photobucket.com/albums/l239/scarface1_02/Batman_vs.jpg
SUPERMAN: I can live with the near-perfect reviews and word-of-mouth. I can live with the record opening weekend. But if The Dark Knight gets Oscar nominations for best picture and director, so help me God, Bruce, I´ll go red kryptonite on yo ass!!

http://www.worstpreviews.com/images/photos/thedarkknight/thedarkknight5.jpg
Look ma, I´m on top of the world!

Bwahahahahahahahaha to those brilliant captions!

And thanks.

And thanks to you batmaluco, yours were funny too.

http://www.worstpreviews.com/images/photos/thedarkknight/thedarkknight5.jpg
BATMAN: "I'm The King of the World!"

[Dr. Fate]

http://blog.outer-court.com/files/tom-cruise-at-yahoo.jpg

"What? Katie in your sequel? Ha! That's funny, I'm never letting her out of the house again!"
:hehe:

On that note -

http://moviesmedia.ign.com/movies/image/article/886/886335/green-lantern-20080704041839490.jpg
MAGGIE GYLLENHAAL (spelling?): "Oh-My-God, $155 million! I am so glad Katie Holmes dropped out of this sequel!"
AARON ECKHART: "You and Tom and a lot of other people out there too, it seems."

[batmaluco]

hehehehehehe

or:

"Hello? Mrs. Pommelhorst? I'd like to get down now!"
Thanks!
hehehehehe, I remember that Simpson's episode, that poor little girl is probably still hanging there somewhere... :oldrazz:

[batmaluco]

:hehe:

On that note -

http://moviesmedia.ign.com/movies/image/article/886/886335/green-lantern-20080704041839490.jpg
MAGGIE GYLLENHAAL (spelling?): "Oh-My-God, $155 million! I am so glad Katie Holmes dropped out of this sequel!"
AARON ECKHART: "You and Tom and a lot of other people out there too, it seems."
hehehehehe, you can bet! :woot:

[batmaluco]

http://www.worstpreviews.com/images/photos/thedarkknight/thedarkknight5.jpg
Batman: Extended cut version on DVD, damnit!


I really wanted to watch that scene... :o

[Nightmare]

155? 158 you mean! :)

[lou2099]

http://moviesmedia.ign.com/movies/image/article/886/886335/green-lantern-20080704041839490.jpg
RACHEL: We just hit an all time record at the Box Office! Why aren't you smiling?
DENT: Because... I GOT THE VENOM TREATMENT, DAMN IT!

[DARKxGOTHAMITE]

http://i9.photobucket.com/albums/a78/Batmaluco/79f2_1.jpg
Batman Bale: Now I'm going to do something that you probably thought that could not be made.

http://www.smokingtree.net/images/returns6.jpg
Batman Keaton: What that would be?

http://i9.photobucket.com/albums/a78/Batmaluco/7178_1.jpg
Batman Bale: To turn my head!


http://i3.photobucket.com/albums/y95/CodyA/170.jpg
fn brilliant.

give batmaluco a grant.

[Dr. Fate]

http://moviesmedia.ign.com/movies/image/article/886/886335/green-lantern-20080704041839490.jpg
RACHEL: We just hit an all time record at the Box Office! Why aren't you smiling?
DENT: Because... I GOT THE VENOM TREATMENT, DAMN IT!
Uh-oh, look out Harvey!


http://i9.photobucket.com/albums/a78/Batmaluco/79f2_1.jpg
Batman Bale: Now I'm going to do something that you probably thought that could not be made.

http://www.smokingtree.net/images/returns6.jpg
Batman Keaton: What that would be?

http://i9.photobucket.com/albums/a78/Batmaluco/7178_1.jpg
Batman Bale: To turn my head!


http://i3.photobucket.com/albums/y95/CodyA/170.jpg

Bwahahahaha!
http://www.slashfilm.com/wp/wp-content/images/dentpress.jpg
HARVEY DENT: "My name is Harvey Dent. You F*** With Me, You F***in' With The Best!"



I'll probably get murdered for this one -

http://www.slashfilm.com/wp/wp-content/images/dentpress.jpg
ECKHART: "I want the Oscar! Damn it, you know my character was the more complex of the 2 villains!"

[Dr. Fate]

http://www.slashfilm.com/wp/wp-content/images/dentpress.jpg
HARVEY DENT: "I'm not Thomas Jane! Why do people keep making that mistake?!"

[ultimatefan]

http://moviesmedia.ign.com/movies/image/article/886/886335/green-lantern-20080704041839490.jpg
RACHEL: We just hit an all time record at the Box Office! Why aren't you smiling?
DENT: Because... I GOT THE VENOM TREATMENT, DAMN IT!

It´s funny, but gotta disagree. Unlike Eddie/Venom, I felt Harvey/Two-Face was a well-developed and well-portrayed character, even though he didn´t have a lot of screen time with the melted face.

[ultimatefan]

edit

[lou2099]

It´s funny, but gotta disagree. Unlike Eddie/Venom, I felt Harvey/Two-Face was a well-developed and well-portrayed character, even though he didn´t have a lot of screen time with the melted face.Well yeah, that's kind of what I mean. All that time to develop a character, even taking some time away from Bruce/Batman. and now with a brand new, formidable character/villain ready made for a third movie, they use up his storyline in the final act, then immediately kill him off. I thought that was weak writing. Anyway...

[ultimatefan]

http://www.greatmodernpictures.com/fwm-beatles.jpg
LENNON: We´re more popular than Jesus Christ!

http://www.worstpreviews.com/images/photos/thedarkknight/thedarkknight5.jpg
BATMAN: Big deal.

[Dr. Fate]

http://www.greatmodernpictures.com/fwm-beatles.jpg
LENNON: We´re more popular than Jesus Christ!

http://www.worstpreviews.com/images/photos/thedarkknight/thedarkknight5.jpg
BATMAN: Big deal.
Bwahahahahahahahahahahaha!

http://www.slashfilm.com/wp/wp-content/images/dentpress.jpg
HARVEY DENT: "Sex!!! Good, now that I've got your attention, vote Harvey Dent For President, 2008!"

[Dr. Fate]

http://www.animationusa.com/picts/wbpict/gothamnightxl.jpg
CATWOMAN: "Now, what are we gonna spend all that $158 million on?"
BATMAN: "Protection. Lots and lots of protection, if you know what I mean.:cwink:"
CATWOMAN: "You may be a paranoid vigilante Batsy, but at least you're a gentlemen's paranoid vigilante."

[Nightmare]

http://img67.imageshack.us/img67/6287/jokercrazy2ps5.jpg (http://imageshack.us)

Joker: This is what you get! For calling me doink the clown!!!

[Sawyer]

http://www.hollywoodawards.com/welles/wellesbig.gif
WELLES: Dark Knight... I mean, rosebud...

http://www.smh.com.au/ffximage/2005/02/24/martinscorsese_wideweb__430x341.jpg
SCORSESE: Yeahthedarknight´saterrificreallyterrificmovieamaz ingI´dbeproudtohavemadeit

http://www.whirligig-tv.co.uk/tv/adults/hitchcock/hitchcock.jpg
HITCHCOCK: This is a fine instrument, which, I believe, will be of great assistence for those who miss The Dark Knight...

LOL. That's exactly what Hitchcock wouldve thought if he saw TDK.

[Dr. Fate]

http://i77.photobucket.com/albums/j68/mrbobperry/play.jpg
HEATH JOKER: "Tell me something my friend... do you ever dance with the devil by the pale moon light?"
JACK JOKER: "Why so serious?"

[GeoffTheArtist]

Ladies and gentlemen, from the cast of The Dark Knight, I present to you Freebird by Lynyrd Skynyrd.
http://www.iesb.net/images/zoom/IAGNRE/DK-13985.jpg
BATMAN: "If I leave here tomorrow
Would you still remember me?"
http://img2.timeinc.net/ew/dynamic/imgs/080702/dark-knight_l.jpg
BAMAN: "For I must be travelling on, now,
'Cause there's too many places I've got to see."
http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3073/2437420580_078fb5ed3e.jpg
THE JOKER: "'But, if I stayed here with you, girl,
Things just couldn't be the same
Cause I'm as free as a bird now,
And this bird you can not change.
Lord knows, I can't change."

http://i2.photobucket.com/albums/y38/aliasvaughn/dailycomms/tdk218.png
THE JOKER: "Bye, bye, its been a sweet love.
Though this feeling I can't change.
But please don't take it badly,
'Cause Lord knows I'm to blame."
RACHEL: "W-What?!"
http://www.empireonline.com/images/trailer/breakdown/darkknight/7.jpg
THE JOKER: "But, if I stayed here with you girl,
Things just couldn't be the same."
RACHEL: "AAAAAAAAAAAAHHHH!!!"
THE JOKER: "Cause I'm as free as a bird now,
And this bird you'll never change."
http://www.canmag.com/images/front/batman/darkknight35.jpg
DENT, GORDON, & BATMAN: "WHOA OH WHOA OH WHOA OH WHOA OH! And this bird you can not change.
Lord knows, I can't change.
Lord help me, I can't change."

Surprise special guest appearance by Jon Osterman aka Dr. Manhattan performing the infamous long ass solo from Freebird!
http://i20.photobucket.com/albums/b210/ollirudi/AWESOME-2.gif

[Dark Sentinel]

Ladies and gentlemen, from the cast of The Dark Knight, I present to you Freebird by Lynyrd Skynyrd.
http://www.iesb.net/images/zoom/IAGNRE/DK-13985.jpg
BATMAN: "If I leave here tomorrow
Would you still remember me?"
http://img2.timeinc.net/ew/dynamic/imgs/080702/dark-knight_l.jpg
BAMAN: "For I must be travelling on, now,
'Cause there's too many places I've got to see."
http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3073/2437420580_078fb5ed3e.jpg
THE JOKER: "'But, if I stayed here with you, girl,
Things just couldn't be the same
Cause I'm as free as a bird now,
And this bird you can not change.
Lord knows, I can't change."

http://i2.photobucket.com/albums/y38/aliasvaughn/dailycomms/tdk218.png
THE JOKER: "Bye, bye, its been a sweet love.
Though this feeling I can't change.
But please don't take it badly,
'Cause Lord knows I'm to blame."
RACHEL: "W-What?!"
http://www.empireonline.com/images/trailer/breakdown/darkknight/7.jpg
THE JOKER: "But, if I stayed here with you girl,
Things just couldn't be the same."
RACHEL: "AAAAAAAAAAAAHHHH!!!"
THE JOKER: "Cause I'm as free as a bird now,
And this bird you'll never change."
http://www.canmag.com/images/front/batman/darkknight35.jpg
DENT, GORDON, & BATMAN: "WHOA OH WHOA OH WHOA OH WHOA OH! And this bird you can not change.
Lord knows, I can't change.
Lord help me, I can't change."

Surprise special guest appearance by Jon Osterman aka Dr. Manhattan performing the infamous long ass solo from Freebird!
http://i20.photobucket.com/albums/b210/ollirudi/AWESOME-2.gif

aaaahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha!!!!!!

[ultimatefan]

Bwahahahahahahahahahahaha!

http://www.slashfilm.com/wp/wp-content/images/dentpress.jpg
HARVEY DENT: "Sex!!! Good, now that I've got your attention, vote Harvey Dent For President, 2008!"

Thanks!

hhehehehehehe, classic Simpsons!

[ultimatefan]

Ladies and gentlemen, from the cast of The Dark Knight, I present to you Freebird by Lynyrd Skynyrd.
http://www.iesb.net/images/zoom/IAGNRE/DK-13985.jpg
BATMAN: "If I leave here tomorrow
Would you still remember me?"
http://img2.timeinc.net/ew/dynamic/imgs/080702/dark-knight_l.jpg
BAMAN: "For I must be travelling on, now,
'Cause there's too many places I've got to see."
http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3073/2437420580_078fb5ed3e.jpg
THE JOKER: "'But, if I stayed here with you, girl,
Things just couldn't be the same
Cause I'm as free as a bird now,
And this bird you can not change.
Lord knows, I can't change."

http://i2.photobucket.com/albums/y38/aliasvaughn/dailycomms/tdk218.png
THE JOKER: "Bye, bye, its been a sweet love.
Though this feeling I can't change.
But please don't take it badly,
'Cause Lord knows I'm to blame."
RACHEL: "W-What?!"
http://www.empireonline.com/images/trailer/breakdown/darkknight/7.jpg
THE JOKER: "But, if I stayed here with you girl,
Things just couldn't be the same."
RACHEL: "AAAAAAAAAAAAHHHH!!!"
THE JOKER: "Cause I'm as free as a bird now,
And this bird you'll never change."
http://www.canmag.com/images/front/batman/darkknight35.jpg
DENT, GORDON, & BATMAN: "WHOA OH WHOA OH WHOA OH WHOA OH! And this bird you can not change.
Lord knows, I can't change.
Lord help me, I can't change."

Surprise special guest appearance by Jon Osterman aka Dr. Manhattan performing the infamous long ass solo from Freebird!
http://i20.photobucket.com/albums/b210/ollirudi/AWESOME-2.gif

heheeheheeheheheehehehehehehe

[ultimatefan]

LOL. That's exactly what Hitchcock wouldve thought if he saw TDK.

Thanks! Yeah, it is!

[ultimatefan]

http://i77.photobucket.com/albums/j68/mrbobperry/play.jpg
HEATH JOKER: "Tell me something my friend... do you ever dance with the devil by the pale moon light?"
JACK JOKER: "Why so serious?"

hehehehe, nice montage.

[ultimatefan]

http://www.slashfilm.com/wp/wp-content/images/dentpress.jpg
ECKHART: Okay, now that The Dark Knight is breaking all box office records, I´d like to take the opportunity to officially launch my campaign to be cast as Captain America!

[batmaluco]

Thanks DARKxGOTHAMITE, Dr. Fate!

[batmaluco]

http://www.greatmodernpictures.com/fwm-beatles.jpg
LENNON: We´re more popular than Jesus Christ!

http://www.worstpreviews.com/images/photos/thedarkknight/thedarkknight5.jpg
BATMAN: Big deal.
hehehehehehehe

[TDK Joker]

http://i2.photobucket.com/albums/y38/aliasvaughn/dailycomms/tdk218.png

Joker: No you really dont have anything in your teeth, can I go back to robbing people now?

[TDK Joker]

http://www.slashfilm.com/wp/wp-content/images/dentpress.jpg
HARVEY DENT: You cant see from where you are, but I'm not wearing any pants. The podium and the eagle on the front are covering my shame.

[The Caped Knight]

*Superman After seeing THE DARK KNIGHT critically acclaimed success & Box Office record breaking Extravaganza
http://www.worldsfinestonline.com/WF/jlu/bios/superman/04.jpg

http://www.worldsfinestonline.com/WF/jlu/episodes/questionauthority/28.jpg
SUPERMAN : DAMN YOU SINGER !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[batmaluco]

http://i36.photobucket.com/albums/e49/bluedragon777/jokercrazy.jpg
Joker: Look what I've got in my fishing net! That eventually requires my special moment's dance!

[The Navigator]

http://www.greatmodernpictures.com/fwm-beatles.jpg
LENNON: We´re more popular than Jesus Christ!

http://www.worstpreviews.com/images/photos/thedarkknight/thedarkknight5.jpg
BATMAN: Big deal.


RotFL! :D

[ultimatefan]

Thanks batmaluco, Samurai!

[ultimatefan]

*Superman After seeing THE DARK KNIGHT critically acclaimed success & Box Office record breaking Extravaganza
http://www.worldsfinestonline.com/WF/jlu/bios/superman/04.jpg

http://www.worldsfinestonline.com/WF/jlu/episodes/questionauthority/28.jpg
SUPERMAN : DAMN YOU SINGER !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

hehehehehe

[Lightning257]

http://www.iesb.net/images/zoom/IAGNRE/DK-03102.jpg

Alfred: "...and make sure you wash inside all of the nooks." my arse! Why the bloody 'ell can't 'e just take it through an automated car wash like anybody else?

[The Navigator]

http://www.iesb.net/images/zoom/IAGNRE/DK-03102.jpg

Alfred: "...and make sure you wash inside all of the nooks." my arse! Why the bloody 'ell can't 'e just take it through an automated car wash like anybody else?

And good luck, with that car.

[BubbaGump]

http://i281.photobucket.com/albums/kk201/THEJOKERLAUGH/The%20Joker/1216549809493.jpg

Chechen: Who...who is that on top of the money?

Joker: Iron Man.

[The Navigator]

http://i281.photobucket.com/albums/kk201/THEJOKERLAUGH/The%20Joker/1216549809493.jpg

Chechen: Who...who is that on top of the money?

Joker: Iron Man.

Nice. :up:

[Dr. Fate]

http://i281.photobucket.com/albums/kk201/THEJOKERLAUGH/The%20Joker/1216549809493.jpg

Chechen: Who...who is that on top of the money?

Joker: Iron Man.
Bwahahahahahahahahahaha, brilliant!

I like Superman zapping Bryan Singer as well.

All this other stuff's been great.

http://www.comics.org/graphics/covers/1098/400/1098_4_197.jpg
SCARECROW: "Just wait till I leak these photos to the press! He'll be so pissed!"

The next day...

http://i13.photobucket.com/albums/a287/batmaluco2/batmanbegins_batdemon1nz.jpg
BAT-DEMON: "Alright Crane, hand over the photos and I wont rip your balls off!"


http://i13.photobucket.com/albums/a287/batmaluco2/batmanbegins_batdemon1nz.jpg
CRANE: "Are you the Black Hulk?"
BAT-DEMON: "Do I look like the Black Hulk to you?!"

http://www.canmag.com/images/front/batman/darkknight35.jpg
HARVEY DENT: "What do you mean you didn't like Thank You For Smoking?! Alright that's it, coin or no coin, I'm gonna straight up murder your ass!"

http://www.worldsfinestonline.com/WF/dcuam/newfrontier/media/gallery/25.jpg
BATMAN: "Marvel can send all the Savage Land dinos at me that it wants, I'm still dropping not 1 but 2 nukes on them so that they can't threaten any of DC's future films!"

[Dr. Fate]

Damn it, the SHH keeps giving me "Internet Explorer Cannot Display Page"! Sometimes I hate my internet addiction...

http://hotpepper.bradley.edu/images/catwoman.jpg
CATWOMAN: "Gimme some of that $158 million baby..."

[The Caped Knight]

http://i204.photobucket.com/albums/bb294/Darknight39/Comic%20Books/Alex%20Ross/321px-Wizard_Magazine-_Batman_Villa.jpg
BATMAN : WHERE IS CHRISTOPHER NOLAN MONEY JOKER ?

http://i281.photobucket.com/albums/kk201/THEJOKERLAUGH/The%20Joker/1216549809493.jpg
THE JOKER : IT'S NOT ABOUT MONEY, IT'S ABOUT SENDING A MESSAGE !!!!!!!!!

[The Only Woj]

http://i281.photobucket.com/albums/kk201/THEJOKERLAUGH/The%20Joker/1216549809493.jpg

Chechen: What ah you doing? Why are you buhning ahl the toilet paper?

Joker: This town deserves a better brand of toilet paper ... and I'm going to give it to them. Tell your men they wipe for me now.

[The Only Woj]

note: I love Maggie, but I had to do this.

http://i2.photobucket.com/albums/y38/aliasvaughn/dailycomms/tdk218.png

Joker: Jeez, and I thought my face was jacked up.

[Enriquespy]

http://i2.photobucket.com/albums/y38/aliasvaughn/dailycomms/tdk218.png

Joker: Once you get a load of me, there will be no room for gay cowboy jokes...

Never tougth I would say this but the The Only Woj wiping joke was awesome.

[Doc Holliday]

http://i2.photobucket.com/albums/y38/aliasvaughn/dailycomms/tdk218.png

Joker: You look ner...oh, your face! Ew, what IS that?!

[HR-PUFF&STUFF]

http://www.canmag.com/images/front/batman/darkknight35.jpg
Gordon: I call the Gotham chapter of NO MA'AM to order.
Batman: Let us resit the The Ten Commandments NO MA'AM.
Gordon/Batman/Dent:


It is OK to call hooters 'knockers' and sometimes snack trays
It is wrong to be French
It is OK to put all bad people in a giant meat grinder
Lawyers, see rule three
It is OK to drive a gas-guzzler if it helps you get babes
Everyone should car pool except us
Bring back the word stewardesses
Synchronized swimming is not a sport
Mud wrestling is a sport

[ultimatefan]

http://www.canmag.com/images/front/batman/darkknight35.jpg
Gordon: I call the Gotham chapter of NO MA'AM to order.
Batman: Let us resit the The Ten Commandments NO MA'AM.
Gordon/Batman/Dent:


It is OK to call hooters 'knockers' and sometimes snack trays
It is wrong to be French
It is OK to put all bad people in a giant meat grinder
Lawyers, see rule three
It is OK to drive a gas-guzzler if it helps you get babes
Everyone should car pool except us
Bring back the word stewardesses
Synchronized swimming is not a sport
Mud wrestling is a sport
heheeheheehehe, Married with Children, right

[ultimatefan]

http://www.canmag.com/images/front/batman/darkknight35.jpg
Batman: Rachel is mine!
Harvey: No, she´s mine!
Gordon: You´re both pathetic! All that fighting for a chick that´s not even that hot!
Batman: She´s still hotter than YOUR chick, though...
Gordon: I´LL KILL YOU, MOTHERF***ERS!!

[ultimatefan]

http://www.solarnavigator.net/films_movies_actors/actors_films_images/indiana_jones_temple_of_doom.jpg
INDIANA JONES: C´mon, you´re gonna beat me at the USA box office AGAIN?!? Seriously, what´s your problem with me?!? Can´t you leave an old, semi-retired action hero have one last shot at number one glory?

http://www.worstpreviews.com/images/photos/thedarkknight/thedarkknight5.jpg
BATMAN: Hmmmmmmmm... No.

[batmaluco]

http://www.canmag.com/images/front/batman/darkknight35.jpg
Batman: Rachel is mine!
Harvey: No, she´s mine!
Gordon: You´re both pathetic! All that fighting for a chick that´s not even that hot!
Batman: She´s still hotter than YOUR chick, though...
Gordon: I´LL KILL YOU, MOTHERF***ERS!!
hahahaha, funny because it's true

[batmaluco]

Before TDK:
http://i9.photobucket.com/albums/a78/Batmaluco/batcall.jpg

During TDK:
http://i9.photobucket.com/albums/a78/Batmaluco/06.jpg
http://i9.photobucket.com/albums/a78/Batmaluco/12.jpg

After TDK:
http://i9.photobucket.com/albums/a78/Batmaluco/imagem_bats.jpg
Batman: At least there will be no inconvenient interruptions any more...

[Sedorna]

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v83/Sedorna/batman01.jpg
Joker: Madness is like gravity. All it takes is a little push.


http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v83/Sedorna/batman02.jpg
Batman: It's Batusi time, baby!!!!


http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v83/Sedorna/batman03.jpg
Joker: Somehow, I thought that would be a little more challenging. Oh well. I wonder what's on TV tonight.

[Dr. Fate]

heheeheheehehe, Married with Children, right
Yup.


http://www.solarnavigator.net/films_movies_actors/actors_films_images/indiana_jones_temple_of_doom.jpg
INDIANA JONES: C´mon, you´re gonna beat me at the USA box office AGAIN?!? Seriously, what´s your problem with me?!? Can´t you leave an old, semi-retired action hero have one last shot at number one glory?

http://www.worstpreviews.com/images/photos/thedarkknight/thedarkknight5.jpg
BATMAN: Hmmmmmmmm... No.

http://www.canmag.com/images/front/batman/darkknight35.jpg
Batman: Rachel is mine!
Harvey: No, she´s mine!
Gordon: You´re both pathetic! All that fighting for a chick that´s not even that hot!
Batman: She´s still hotter than YOUR chick, though...
Gordon: I´LL KILL YOU, MOTHERF***ERS!!

Bwahahahahahahahahahahahaha, both of those are brilliant! The last one reminds me of something my fellow fanboy at work Jason said, about how the only thing he dislikes about TDK is Maggie Gyllenhaal, as he feels it is an inconsistancy to see 2 actresses play the same character and also because he feels Maggie's not "hot" enough to deserve the attentions of a billionaire vigilante (who's probably banging Lord knows how many other chicks while she's "waiting" for him) and an up & coming DA.

Of course, he thinks Paris Hilton is better looking than Maggie so that kind of undermines his credibility right there.

http://www.canmag.com/images/front/batman/darkknight35.jpg
GORDON: "I own the hands on hip pose!"
DENT: "No, *I* own the hands on hip pose!"
BATMAN: "Actually, *I* own the hands on hip pose, among other poses."

http://i2.photobucket.com/albums/y38/aliasvaughn/dailycomms/tdk218.png
JOKER: "Wait a minute, you're not Tom Cruise's concubine..."

[ultimatefan]

Before TDK:
http://i9.photobucket.com/albums/a78/Batmaluco/batcall.jpg

During TDK:
http://i9.photobucket.com/albums/a78/Batmaluco/06.jpg
http://i9.photobucket.com/albums/a78/Batmaluco/12.jpg

After TDK:
http://i9.photobucket.com/albums/a78/Batmaluco/imagem_bats.jpg
Batman: At least there will be no inconvenient interruptions any more...


heheheheheehehehe

[ultimatefan]

Thanks batmaluco, Doc!

Yup.


Bwahahahahahahahahahahahaha, both of those are brilliant! The last one reminds me of something my fellow fanboy at work Jason said, about how the only thing he dislikes about TDK is Maggie Gyllenhaal, as he feels it is an inconsistancy to see 2 actresses play the same character and also because he feels Maggie's not "hot" enough to deserve the attentions of a billionaire vigilante (who's probably banging Lord knows how many other chicks while she's "waiting" for him) and an up & coming DA.

Of course, he thinks Paris Hilton is better looking than Maggie so that kind of undermines his credibility right there.

http://www.canmag.com/images/front/batman/darkknight35.jpg
GORDON: "I own the hands on hip pose!"
DENT: "No, *I* own the hands on hip pose!"
BATMAN: "Actually, *I* own the hands on hip pose, among other poses."

http://i2.photobucket.com/albums/y38/aliasvaughn/dailycomms/tdk218.png
JOKER: "Wait a minute, you're not Tom Cruise's concubine..."

hehehehehehe, she´s the bearer of the evil seed...

[Lightning257]

In the apartment above:


http://i9.photobucket.com/albums/a78/Batmaluco/batcall.jpg

UUNNNNGGGGGGGHHHHHHH!!!!!!


And, one floor below:

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v83/Sedorna/batman03.jpg

<Sigh> Yep, he's gonna overflow it...AGAIN!!!!

[Dr. Fate]

Sure thing UF.

http://koti.mbnet.fi/jukka_i/gallery/benes_killerbee_jukka.jpg
WONDER WOMAN: "Okay, why exactly do I not have a film after damn near 20 years in development Hell?"
SUPERMAN: "Warner Brothers sucks."
BATMAN: "Sometimes WB sucks. They sucked for me in 1997, in 2008 not so much."

http://www.christophernolan.net/images/batman_photos_bale2.jpg
BRUCE WAYNE: "Hi, I'm a Mac."

http://z.about.com/d/comicbooks/1/0/4/6/21.jpg
CLARK KENT: "And I'm a PC."

http://www.christophernolan.net/images/batman_photos_bale2.jpg
BRUCE WAYNE: "I make $158 million domestically in one weekend, I nail lots of hot chicks, I beat the crap out of lots of criminals including a psycho clown, and I have an arsenal of gadgets so vast that I'm practically the most toyetic thing around."

http://z.about.com/d/comicbooks/1/0/4/6/21.jpg
CLARK KENT: "I nail one moderately cute but boney chick, knock her up with my bastard child, leave her to raise my child with some other guy for like 5 years so that when I get back I can't raise the kid myself, I spy on her here & there, I lift lots of heavy objects but get my ass kicked by a bunch of mute thugs, and it takes me till October to break even after getting my ass kicked again by a sequel with a drunken fey pirate in it."

[BubbaGump]

http://i281.photobucket.com/albums/kk201/THEJOKERLAUGH/The%20Joker/1216549809493.jpg

Joker: Tell your men at Marvel they work for me now. This is my summer.

Avi Arad: They won't work...for a DC!

Joker: *mocking* DC! Why don't we cut you up into little pieces and feed you to your fanboys? And then we'll see how LOYAL a Hulk fan REALLY is!

[ultimatefan]

Sure thing UF.

http://koti.mbnet.fi/jukka_i/gallery/benes_killerbee_jukka.jpg
WONDER WOMAN: "Okay, why exactly do I not have a film after damn near 20 years in development Hell?"
SUPERMAN: "Warner Brothers sucks."
BATMAN: "Sometimes WB sucks. They sucked for me in 1997, in 2008 not so much."

http://www.christophernolan.net/images/batman_photos_bale2.jpg
BRUCE WAYNE: "Hi, I'm a Mac."

http://z.about.com/d/comicbooks/1/0/4/6/21.jpg
CLARK KENT: "And I'm a PC."

http://www.christophernolan.net/images/batman_photos_bale2.jpg
BRUCE WAYNE: "I make $158 million domestically in one weekend, I nail lots of hot chicks, I beat the crap out of lots of criminals including a psycho clown, and I have an arsenal of gadgets so vast that I'm practically the most toyetic thing around."

http://z.about.com/d/comicbooks/1/0/4/6/21.jpg
CLARK KENT: "I nail one moderately cute but boney chick, knock her up with my bastard child, leave her to raise my child with some other guy for like 5 years so that when I get back I can't raise the kid myself, I spy on her here & there, I lift lots of heavy objects but get my ass kicked by a bunch of mute thugs, and it takes me till October to break even after getting my ass kicked again by a sequel with a drunken fey pirate in it."

heheheheehehehehehee, I missed the MAC/PC thing.

[ultimatefan]

http://i281.photobucket.com/albums/kk201/THEJOKERLAUGH/The%20Joker/1216549809493.jpg

Joker: Tell your men at Marvel they work for me now. This is my summer.

Avi Arad: They won't work...for a DC!

Joker: *mocking* DC! Why don't we cut you up into little pieces and feed you to your fanboys? And then we'll see how LOYAL a Hulk fan REALLY is!

hehehehehehe, but I still was a loyal Hulk fan, it wasn´t my fault!:csad::woot:

[ultimatefan]

http://koti.mbnet.fi/jukka_i/gallery/benes_killerbee_jukka.jpg
WW: Jesus, even frikking Watchmen is getting made! What do I have to do to get out of development hell and get my live-action movie made? Deepthroat both Bruce and Clark?
SUPERMAN: Well, it worked for Supergirl... I mean, how do you think THAT bomb got made?
BATMAN: Don´t even get me started on Halle Berry as Catwoman...

[Ace of Knaves]

http://i281.photobucket.com/albums/kk201/THEJOKERLAUGH/The%20Joker/1216549809493.jpg

Joker: I luuuurve the smell of a roasting chinaman in the morning.......smells like.......victory

[batmaluco]

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v83/Sedorna/batman01.jpg
Joker: Madness is like gravity. All it takes is a little push.


http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v83/Sedorna/batman02.jpg
Batman: It's Batusi time, baby!!!!


http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v83/Sedorna/batman03.jpg
Joker: Somehow, I thought that would be a little more challenging. Oh well. I wonder what's on TV tonight.
:funny:

[batmaluco]

heheheheheehehehe
Thanks, ultimatefan!

[batmaluco]

http://img140.imageshack.us/img140/2351/dk09vx9.jpg
Rachel: Some people say that I'm not "hot enough" for a billionaire playboy...
Bruce: And then, crazy stuff, I am the one who is "blind as a bat"... :whatever:

[Dr. Fate]

http://koti.mbnet.fi/jukka_i/gallery/benes_killerbee_jukka.jpg
WW: Jesus, even frikking Watchmen is getting made! What do I have to do to get out of development hell and get my live-action movie made? Deepthroat both Bruce and Clark?
SUPERMAN: Well, it worked for Supergirl... I mean, how do you think THAT bomb got made?
BATMAN: Don´t even get me started on Halle Berry as Catwoman...
Bwahahahahahahahaahahaha, brilliant!

http://img140.imageshack.us/img140/2351/dk09vx9.jpg
MAGGIE G: "Somewhere out there, Katie Holmes is kicking herself in the ass for not being in the Dark Knight."
CHRISTIAN BALE: "And probably kicking Tom's ass as well."

[Dr. Fate]

http://i281.photobucket.com/albums/kk201/THEJOKERLAUGH/The%20Joker/1216549809493.jpg

Joker: Tell your men at Marvel they work for me now. This is my summer.

Avi Arad: They won't work...for a DC!

Joker: *mocking* DC! Why don't we cut you up into little pieces and feed you to your fanboys? And then we'll see how LOYAL a Hulk fan REALLY is!
Bwahahahahaha

http://z.about.com/d/comicbooks/1/0/4/6/21.jpg
CLARK KENT: "Why can't I get a movie half as good/successful as the Dark Knight?! Why God, why?!"

http://www.christophernolan.net/images/batman_photos_bale2.jpg
BRUCE WAYNE: "Because you suck. And because I've bribed Warner Brothers and DC to make sure that you never actually become cool again so as not to impeach my standing as the crown jewel character/franchise of the DC/WB alliance."
http://z.about.com/d/comicbooks/1/0/4/6/21.jpg
CLARK KENT: "You really are an a--hole, Bruce."

[Drizzle]

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v83/Sedorna/batman01.jpg
Joker: "To them, you're just a freak...like me! They need you right now, but when they don't, they'll cast you out...like a leper!"

http://oceanup.typepad.com/oceanup/images/2008/03/01/mileycyruscrying.jpg
Hannah Montana: "Shut up! My fans will never stop loving me!"

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v83/Sedorna/batman01.jpg
Joker: "You'll see! I'll show ya!"

[Beanjuice]

hahaha win man

[ultimatefan]

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v83/Sedorna/batman01.jpg
Joker: "To them, you're just a freak...like me! They need you right now, but when they don't, they'll cast you out...like a leper!"

http://oceanup.typepad.com/oceanup/images/2008/03/01/mileycyruscrying.jpg
Hannah Montana: "Shut up! My fans will never stop loving me!"

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v83/Sedorna/batman01.jpg
Joker: "You'll see! I'll show ya!"

heheheheheheehehe

[ultimatefan]

Bwahahahahaha

http://z.about.com/d/comicbooks/1/0/4/6/21.jpg
CLARK KENT: "Why can't I get a movie half as good/successful as the Dark Knight?! Why God, why?!"

http://www.christophernolan.net/images/batman_photos_bale2.jpg
BRUCE WAYNE: "Because you suck. And because I've bribed Warner Brothers and DC to make sure that you never actually become cool again so as not to impeach my standing as the crown jewel character/franchise of the DC/WB alliance."
http://z.about.com/d/comicbooks/1/0/4/6/21.jpg
CLARK KENT: "You really are an a--hole, Bruce."

hehehehehehehe

[Dr. Fate]

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v83/Sedorna/batman01.jpg
Joker: "To them, you're just a freak...like me! They need you right now, but when they don't, they'll cast you out...like a leper!"

http://oceanup.typepad.com/oceanup/images/2008/03/01/mileycyruscrying.jpg
Hannah Montana: "Shut up! My fans will never stop loving me!"

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v83/Sedorna/batman01.jpg
Joker: "You'll see! I'll show ya!"
Bwahahahahahaha, poor Hannah Montana... Well, it could be worse. She's certainly not as bad off as Lindsay Lohan.

Say now...

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v83/Sedorna/batman01.jpg
Joker: "To them, you're just a freak...like me!"

http://oceanup.typepad.com/oceanup/images/2008/03/01/mileycyruscrying.jpg
Hannah Montana: "WTF? Dude, I'm not Lindsay Lohan!"

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v83/Sedorna/batman01.jpg
Joker: "You're not? Well then who the Hell are you?"

[ultimatefan]

Bwahahahahaha

http://z.about.com/d/comicbooks/1/0/4/6/21.jpg
CLARK KENT: "Why can't I get a movie half as good/successful as the Dark Knight?! Why God, why?!"

http://www.christophernolan.net/images/batman_photos_bale2.jpg
BRUCE WAYNE: "Because you suck. And because I've bribed Warner Brothers and DC to make sure that you never actually become cool again so as not to impeach my standing as the crown jewel character/franchise of the DC/WB alliance."
http://z.about.com/d/comicbooks/1/0/4/6/21.jpg
CLARK KENT: "You really are an a--hole, Bruce."

hehehehehehehe

[ultimatefan]

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v83/Sedorna/batman01.jpg
Joker: When the chips are down, these... civilized people will eat each other.

http://carmelites.info/citoc/citoc/octdec2004/un.general%20assembly%20hall_72.jpg
UN GUY: Damn, that´s about us again, isn´t it?

[The Caped Knight]

http://www.worldsfinestonline.com/WF/jlu/episodes/dividedwefall/89.jpg
Green Arrow : Tell me something How do you do it ?
BATMAN : Do What ?
Green Arrow : Get all the good stuff ?, You've been in every form of Media & entertainment for the last 70 years and counting. Heck your more popular & famous than The overgrown Blue boyscout .
BATMAN : I just do what I do best .
Green Arrow : Which is ?
Batman : Being a Badass .
Green Arrow : .........

[The Caped Knight]

http://www.worldsfinestonline.com/WF/jl/bios/heroes/wwoman/59.jpg
Diana : This isn't fair Bruce, I was the first female Superhero , and I've still haven't gotten a live action Warner Bros. film yet . I'm apart of DC Comic trinity , Yet I'm not treated with same respect that you & Clark get . Clark's been in the media mainstream for 70 years now , He's currently seen in The Cw tv series Smallville . And he's going to be getting a sequel film to superman Returns in the upcoming future .

And You Bruce Wayne is making your mark on history with your sequel film from Batman Begins . The critically acclaimed , Record breaking Box office Smash hit film THE DARK KNIGHT .

Meanwhile my film that was suppose be released next summer has been canceled by Warner Bros. and my director Joss Whedon . It's just not fair . What makes you different from me Bruce ?

Bruce Wayne : Just be thankful you've got an animated origin film by Bruce Timm coming out next summer and Shut up .

[BAILY]

http://img509.imageshack.us/img509/1576/dk0001cc3.jpg

Crouching Joker, Hidden Batman :p (sorry but I had to do it)

[The Navigator]

http://www.worldsfinestonline.com/WF/jlu/episodes/dividedwefall/89.jpg
Green Arrow : Tell me something How do you do it ?
BATMAN : Do What ?
Green Arrow : Get all the good stuff ?, You've been in every form of Media & entertainment for the last 70 years and counting. Heck your more popular & famous than The overgrown Blue boyscout .
BATMAN : I just do what I do best .
Green Arrow : Which is ?
Batman : Being a Badass .
Green Arrow : .........

Fits the picture perfectly.

[ERVysther]

http://img509.imageshack.us/img509/1576/dk0001cc3.jpg

It's....HOW-Dee Doody Time!

[ERVysther]

http://img45.imageshack.us/img45/2416/jogkekrkbgjbnx5.jpg
JOKER: Friggin' Taco Bell....did anybody smell that? Come on, be honest, was it really bad?

[batman11]

http://img509.imageshack.us/img509/1576/dk0001cc3.jpg

Joker: "Who knew a Batman trampoline could be so much fun? WOOHOO!"

[StillTheKing]

http://img253.imageshack.us/img253/5681/f1b5b834fad6c0c164389a5eq0.gif

"Let's face it Alfred, this is not the worst thing you've caught me doing."

[Drizzle]

http://img509.imageshack.us/img509/1576/dk0001cc3.jpg
"Aw. Poor Batman's passed out after a night of hard drinking. Well, I've got the perfect hangover wakeup call!"

[ultimatefan]

http://img509.imageshack.us/img509/1576/dk0001cc3.jpg
JOKER: No Christ imaggery in Batman movies, dammit!! Haven´t you learned anything from Superman Returns?!?

[ultimatefan]

http://www.worldsfinestonline.com/WF/jlu/episodes/dividedwefall/89.jpg
Green Arrow : Tell me something How do you do it ?
BATMAN : Do What ?
Green Arrow : Get all the good stuff ?, You've been in every form of Media & entertainment for the last 70 years and counting. Heck your more popular & famous than The overgrown Blue boyscout .
BATMAN : I just do what I do best .
Green Arrow : Which is ?
Batman : Being a Badass .
Green Arrow : .........

heheheehehehe, indeed you do.

[why_so_serious?]

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/0/03/Chris_Nolan.jpg
Chris Nolan: Hey Val, did you hear that Rachel died in The Dark Knight

Val Kilmer:http://i189.photobucket.com/albums/z295/CB911/5e9da1cef4d5b320ed3b6b97a8b2b03af37.png

[donk70]

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/0/03/Chris_Nolan.jpg
Chris Nolan: Hey Michael Keaton, did you hear that Rachel died in The Dark Knight

Michael Keaton:http://i189.photobucket.com/albums/z295/CB911/5e9da1cef4d5b320ed3b6b97a8b2b03af37.png
Nice try, but that's not Keaton

FAIL!!!!

[batmaluco]

http://img253.imageshack.us/img253/5681/f1b5b834fad6c0c164389a5eq0.gif

"Let's face it Alfred, this is not the worst thing you've caught me doing."
:funny:

[batmaluco]

http://i189.photobucket.com/albums/z295/CB911/5e9da1cef4d5b320ed3b6b97a8b2b03af37.png
BatKilmer: Let's put a smile on that face!

http://i9.photobucket.com/albums/a78/Batmaluco/batthumb01.jpg
BatBale: I CAN'T!

http://i9.photobucket.com/albums/a78/Batmaluco/Batman14-1.jpg

[batmaluco]

http://img509.imageshack.us/img509/1576/dk0001cc3.jpg
Joker: This is going to hurt me more than it hurts you! :huh: Nah...
Perhaps the other way around...

[Dr. Fate]

http://img509.imageshack.us/img509/1576/dk0001cc3.jpg
JOKER: No Christ imaggery in Batman movies, dammit!! Haven´t you learned anything from Superman Returns?!?
Bwahahahahaahahahahahahahahahahaha! Bahahahahahahahahahahahaha! Ahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha! Brilliant! Absolutely brilliant!


http://www.worldsfinestonline.com/WF/jl/bios/heroes/wwoman/59.jpg
Diana : This isn't fair Bruce, I was the first female Superhero , and I've still haven't gotten a live action Warner Bros. film yet . I'm apart of DC Comic trinity , Yet I'm not treated with same respect that you & Clark get . Clark's been in the media mainstream for 70 years now , He's currently seen in The Cw tv series Smallville . And he's going to be getting a sequel film to superman Returns in the upcoming future .

And You Bruce Wayne is making your mark on history with your sequel film from Batman Begins . The critically acclaimed , Record breaking Box office Smash hit film THE DARK KNIGHT .

Meanwhile my film that was suppose be released next summer has been canceled by Warner Bros. and my director Joss Whedon . It's just not fair . What makes you different from me Bruce ?

Bruce Wayne : Just be thankful you've got an animated origin film by Bruce Timm coming out next summer and Shut up .

http://www.worldsfinestonline.com/WF/jlu/episodes/dividedwefall/89.jpg
Green Arrow : Tell me something How do you do it ?
BATMAN : Do What ?
Green Arrow : Get all the good stuff ?, You've been in every form of Media & entertainment for the last 70 years and counting. Heck your more popular & famous than The overgrown Blue boyscout .
BATMAN : I just do what I do best .
Green Arrow : Which is ?
Batman : Being a Badass .
Green Arrow : .........

Bwahahahahahahahahaahahahahaha, also brilliant the both of those!

I like Crouching Joker, Hidden Batman as well.

http://img509.imageshack.us/img509/1576/dk0001cc3.jpg
BATMAN: "Aw crap I fell on my bat-keys..."
JOKER: "And now I'm gonna fall on your balls!"
BATMAN: ":wow:"

[Lunar_Wolf]

http://i35.tinypic.com/fmsvmu.jpg
Peter Parker-I love to cry!

Batman-Then your gonna love me!!!

[Dr. Fate]

http://img253.imageshack.us/img253/5681/f1b5b834fad6c0c164389a5eq0.gif

"Let's face it Alfred, this is not the worst thing you've caught me doing."
Hehehehehehe


http://i35.tinypic.com/fmsvmu.jpg
Peter Parker-I love to cry!

Batman-Then your gonna love me!!!

Bwahahahaha

http://i35.tinypic.com/fmsvmu.jpg
BATMAN: "This is for your emo jazz dancing in the streets!"
PETER PARKER: "Ow! Won't you people ever let me forget that?!"
BATMAN: "No." [hits him a 2nd time]

[AndrewGilkison]

http://img509.imageshack.us/img509/1576/dk0001cc3.jpg

Fee Fye Fum!! Cue the dancing freak!!

[Spider-Bat]

http://ca.geocities.com/tfernan@rogers.com/26.jpg

"My movie made how much money?!"

[Spider-Bat]

Hehehehehehe


Bwahahahaha

http://i35.tinypic.com/fmsvmu.jpg
BATMAN: "This is for your emo jazz dancing in the streets!"
PETER PARKER: "Ow! Won't you people ever let me forget that?!"
BATMAN: "No." [hits him a 2nd time]
Awesome I love it!

[Spider-Bat]

http://i189.photobucket.com/albums/z295/CB911/5e9da1cef4d5b320ed3b6b97a8b2b03af37.png

Kilmer:"Where were you born?"

http://i9.photobucket.com/albums/a78/Batmaluco/batthumb01.jpg
BatMan:"In the hospital, I wanted to be near my Mother."

http://i9.photobucket.com/albums/a78/Batmaluco/Batman14-1.jpg

Joker:"Nyuk, Nyuk, Nyuk. HAHAHAHAAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!"

[Dr. Fate]

http://i189.photobucket.com/albums/z295/CB911/5e9da1cef4d5b320ed3b6b97a8b2b03af37.png

Kilmer:"Where were you born?"

http://i9.photobucket.com/albums/a78/Batmaluco/batthumb01.jpg
BatMan:"In the hospital, I wanted to be near my Mother."

http://i9.photobucket.com/albums/a78/Batmaluco/Batman14-1.jpg

Joker:"Nyuk, Nyuk, Nyuk. HAHAHAHAAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!"

http://ca.geocities.com/tfernan@rogers.com/26.jpg

"My movie made how much money?!"

Hahahahahahahahahahahahahaha

And Thanks.

http://img509.imageshack.us/img509/1576/dk0001cc3.jpg
JOKER: "Looks like somebody lost yet another drinking contest to Tony Stark."


http://i189.photobucket.com/albums/z295/CB911/5e9da1cef4d5b320ed3b6b97a8b2b03af37.png
BAT-KILMER: "Yeah, I nailed Nicole Kidman off camera. That's why Tom Cruise eventually dumped her, he couldn't stand that she had been with a real man."

[The Caped Knight]

http://www.advancediron.org/images/movie/downey-as-tony-stark.jpg
Tony Stark : Damn it so far a total of $261,765,000 in 9 Days Domestic and $303,065,000 worldwide . SON OF A *****, What do you have Bruce that I don't have ?

http://batman.ugo.com/images/galleries/batman_begins_filmtv/3.jpg
Bruce Wayne : It's not who I am underneath, but what I *do* that defines me. I'M BATMAN

[ultimatefan]

http://img253.imageshack.us/img253/5681/f1b5b834fad6c0c164389a5eq0.gif

"Let's face it Alfred, this is not the worst thing you've caught me doing."

This is so wrong, but it´s funny...

[ultimatefan]

Bwahahahahaahahahahahahahahahahaha! Bahahahahahahahahahahahaha! Ahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha! Brilliant! Absolutely brilliant!


Bwahahahahahahahahaahahahahaha, also brilliant the both of those!

I like Crouching Joker, Hidden Batman as well.

http://img509.imageshack.us/img509/1576/dk0001cc3.jpg
BATMAN: "Aw crap I fell on my bat-keys..."
JOKER: "And now I'm gonna fall on your balls!"
BATMAN: ":wow:"

Thanks a lot!

[ultimatefan]

http://i35.tinypic.com/fmsvmu.jpg
Peter Parker-I love to cry!

Batman-Then your gonna love me!!!

heheheeheheehehehehehehehehe

[ultimatefan]

Hehehehehehe


Bwahahahaha

http://i35.tinypic.com/fmsvmu.jpg
BATMAN: "This is for your emo jazz dancing in the streets!"
PETER PARKER: "Ow! Won't you people ever let me forget that?!"
BATMAN: "No." [hits him a 2nd time]

hehehehehehehehe

[ultimatefan]

http://ca.geocities.com/tfernan@rogers.com/26.jpg

"My movie made how much money?!"

heheheeheheheheehehehehe, things change huh?

[ultimatefan]

http://i189.photobucket.com/albums/z295/CB911/5e9da1cef4d5b320ed3b6b97a8b2b03af37.png
BATMAN: Yes, I´m a dark and tormented vigilante, I watched my parents be shot when I was just a kid, I can never live a normal life and the woman I love was blown to kingdom come, BUT MY NEW MOVIE IS BREAKING EVERY BOX OFFICE RECORD THERE IS, SO WHO GIVES A RAT´S ASS?!? WOOOOO-HOOOOOO!!!

[ultimatefan]

http://i35.tinypic.com/fmsvmu.jpg
PETER: C´mon, isn´t it enough you´re breaking all my box office records and getting even more critical and fan praise than my first two movies?
BATMAN: No. By the way, I banged MJ offscreen, used my influence to get you fired from the Bugle, and oh, you don´t look half as good as I do in black...

[mackblack01]

http://i281.photobucket.com/albums/kk201/THEJOKERLAUGH/The%20Joker/1216549809493.jpg

Joker: Tell your men at Marvel they work for me now. This is my summer.

Avi Arad: They won't work...for a DC!

Joker: *mocking* DC! Why don't we cut you up into little pieces and feed you to your fanboys? And then we'll see how LOYAL a Hulk fan REALLY is!
Hahahahahhaha, Loved it! I can't stop laughing!

[The Caped Knight]

http://fc07.deviantart.com/fs25/i/2008/185/8/0/Batman_vs_Iron_Man_print_by_tosgos.jpg
Batman: This Summer belongs to me Got it !!!!

Iron Man : Got it .

[batmaluco]

http://img509.imageshack.us/img509/1576/dk0001cc3.jpg
JOKER: "Looks like somebody lost yet another drinking contest to Tony Stark."
:lmao:

[batmaluco]

http://img59.imageshack.us/img59/1184/50sc8.jpg
Nolan: Come on! Say it!
Bale: No! I'm the goddamn Batman!

http://img59.imageshack.us/img59/1184/50sc8.jpg
Nolan: Come on! Say it!
Bale: ...


http://img59.imageshack.us/img59/7672/42qv3.jpg
Bale: You're the man!

[SuperSarah!]

http://ca.geocities.com/tfernan@rogers.com/26.jpg

"My movie made how much money?!"




ROFL



c. bale is so cute :woot: even with the fuzzy face hehe

[elorenishii386]

http://fc07.deviantart.com/fs25/i/2008/185/8/0/Batman_vs_Iron_Man_print_by_tosgos.jpg

Iron Man: "But, I thought you weren't gay?"
Batman: "This isn't about sex, Tony, it's about trust!"

Later...
http://www.worldsfinestonline.com/WF/jlu/episodes/dividedwefall/89.jpg

Batman: "Let me explain to you the kind of man Tony Stark is. He's a man who knows that when you put another man's c**k in your mouth, you make a pact. A bond that cannot be broken. He's a man so dedicated that he will get down on his knees and put that c**k right in his mouth."

Does anyone remember the Film this quote is from? :D

[blk_spidey]

lmfao!! great one elorenishii386

[batmaluco]

http://img59.imageshack.us/img59/1184/50sc8.jpg
Bale: Would you like to hear the great sound of the 'Bat-thunder'?
Nolan: What do you mean? What is that 'Bat-thunder'?

http://img59.imageshack.us/img59/7672/42qv3.jpg
Bale: Pull my finger!

[SuperSarah!]

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v83/Sedorna/batman01.jpg
Joker: "To them, you're just a freak...like me! They need you right now, but when they don't, they'll cast you out...like a leper!"

http://oceanup.typepad.com/oceanup/images/2008/03/01/mileycyruscrying.jpg
Hannah Montana: "Shut up! My fans will never stop loving me!"

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v83/Sedorna/batman01.jpg
Joker: "You'll see! I'll show ya!"





I just read this and died.


lmao.



**** you Miley Cyrus!

[ultimatefan]

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v83/Sedorna/batman01.jpg
JOKER: You see, to them, you´re just a freak... Like me!

http://www.g-8.de/Content/EN/StatischeSeiten/G8/Lebensl_C3_A4ufe/Bilder/george-w-bush,property=poster.jpg
BUSH: Gee, these poll results get worse and worse, huh?

[Dr. Fate]

http://fc07.deviantart.com/fs25/i/2008/185/8/0/Batman_vs_Iron_Man_print_by_tosgos.jpg

Iron Man: "But, I thought you weren't gay?"
Batman: "This isn't about sex, Tony, it's about trust!"

Later...
http://www.worldsfinestonline.com/WF/jlu/episodes/dividedwefall/89.jpg

Batman: "Let me explain to you the kind of man Tony Stark is. He's a man who knows that when you put another man's c**k in your mouth, you make a pact. A bond that cannot be broken. He's a man so dedicated that he will get down on his knees and put that c**k right in his mouth."

Does anyone remember the Film this quote is from? :D
That's from Team America World Police.

Hehehe, all this stuff's been great.


And now a Brokeback Mountain Meets Iron Man gag -
http://i2.photobucket.com/albums/y38/aliasvaughn/tdkt10.png
JOKER: "Now, I know there's been some rumors going around that I'm masquerading as a gay cowboy. Now I'm just not the gay cowboy type, clearly."

[Dr. Fate]

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v83/Sedorna/batman01.jpg
JOKER: You see, to them, you´re just a freak... Like me!

http://www.g-8.de/Content/EN/StatischeSeiten/G8/Lebensl_C3_A4ufe/Bilder/george-w-bush,property=poster.jpg
BUSH: Gee, these poll results get worse and worse, huh?
Bwahahahahahahahaha, brilliant.


http://i182.photobucket.com/albums/x9/vandar_photo/Hulk_SMASH_Superman_by_bigmanhaywoo.jpg
HULK: "Are you as tired of seeing Batman make lots more money than you at box office as Hulk is?"
SUPERMAN: "Yeah, yeah as a matter of fact I am."
HULK: "What's say we find Batman and feck him up."
SUPERMAN: "Sound like a plan."

http://www.worstpreviews.com/images/photos/thedarkknight/thedarkknight5.jpg
BATMAN: "Oh snap... I'm gonna need all that $314 million domestically earned cash to fend these 2 off."

[BAILY]

http://i27.photobucket.com/albums/c183/ferdalump/darkknight/book%20scans/scan3.jpg

Joker - 'Where is John Connor?? Anyone seen John Connor? I just wanna to ask him a little question .. just a little question, no?"

[Dr. Fate]

http://i27.photobucket.com/albums/c183/ferdalump/darkknight/book%20scans/scan3.jpg

Joker - 'Where is John Connor?? Anyone seen John Connor? I just wanna to ask him a little question .. just a little question, no?"
Hehe, everyone wants a little bit of John Connor.

http://i27.photobucket.com/albums/c183/ferdalump/darkknight/book%20scans/scan3.jpg
JOKER: "The people in New York live on pet food and they'll kill you for a quarter. You don't dare take a walk for fear of someone sticking a knife in your ribs. Think about it. If you stay home, they come in through the windows! Ten year old homicidal maniacs on every street corner. They go to school! Hah! They go to school!"

[BubbaGump]

http://img253.imageshack.us/img253/5818/01lz5.jpg

Welcome to the Nolan and Bale show!

http://img59.imageshack.us/img59/4263/39zf2.jpg

Nolan: Tonight, we'll be talking about the box office and critical success of The Dark Knight.

http://img59.imageshack.us/img59/7672/42qv3.jpg

Bale: We totally kicked Spidey's ass!

http://img66.imageshack.us/img66/2965/49ss2.jpg

Nolan: And YOU kicked your mum's ass!

http://img59.imageshack.us/img59/1184/50sc8.jpg

Bale: Shut up.

[Dr. Fate]

http://img253.imageshack.us/img253/5818/01lz5.jpg

Welcome to the Nolan and Bale show!

http://img59.imageshack.us/img59/4263/39zf2.jpg

Nolan: Tonight, we'll be talking about the box office and critical success of The Dark Knight.

http://img59.imageshack.us/img59/7672/42qv3.jpg

Bale: We totally kicked Spidey's ass!

http://img66.imageshack.us/img66/2965/49ss2.jpg

Nolan: And YOU kicked your mum's ass!

http://img59.imageshack.us/img59/1184/50sc8.jpg

Bale: Shut up.
Oh man, that is so wrong...:hehe:

http://i9.photobucket.com/albums/a78/Batmaluco/batthumb01.jpg
BALE-BATMAN: "Who the f*** called me one-dimensional?!"

[lou2099]

http://img59.imageshack.us/img59/7672/42qv3.jpg
Bale: Come on, pull my finger.
NOLAN: No, no, no, I'm not gonna fall for that one again.

[ultimatefan]

Bwahahahahahahahaha, brilliant.


http://i182.photobucket.com/albums/x9/vandar_photo/Hulk_SMASH_Superman_by_bigmanhaywoo.jpg
HULK: "Are you as tired of seeing Batman make lots more money than you at box office as Hulk is?"
SUPERMAN: "Yeah, yeah as a matter of fact I am."
HULK: "What's say we find Batman and feck him up."
SUPERMAN: "Sound like a plan."

http://www.worstpreviews.com/images/photos/thedarkknight/thedarkknight5.jpg
BATMAN: "Oh snap... I'm gonna need all that $314 million domestically earned cash to fend these 2 off."

Thanks!

hehehe, Batman can buy anyone at this point...

[ultimatefan]

http://img59.imageshack.us/img59/7672/42qv3.jpg
Bale: Come on, pull my finger.
NOLAN: No, no, no, I'm not gonna fall for that one again.

hehehehe, fits the pic like a glove.

[ultimatefan]

http://i27.photobucket.com/albums/c183/ferdalump/darkknight/book%20scans/scan3.jpg

Joker - 'Where is John Connor?? Anyone seen John Connor? I just wanna to ask him a little question .. just a little question, no?"

hehehehehe, well, Bale is around...

[Dr. Fate]

Thanks!

hehehe, Batman can buy anyone at this point...
Yeah he can.

http://pics.livejournal.com/kphoebe/pic/0002hd56
VICKI VALE: "$314 million domestically in only 2 weeks? *Sigh*. I wish I was in the Dark Knight..."

[SPider-T0rch]

http://img509.imageshack.us/img509/1576/dk0001cc3.jpg
Let the bodies hit the................FLOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOORRRRRRRRRR RR!!!!!!

[blk_spidey]

http://img509.imageshack.us/img509/1576/dk0001cc3.jpg
Joker: The nutcracker!

[Dr. Fate]

http://img509.imageshack.us/img509/1576/dk0001cc3.jpg
Joker: The nutcracker!
Bwahahahahahahaha!

http://i9.photobucket.com/albums/a78/Batmaluco/batthumb01.jpg
BATMAN: "Alright, what's with all the hate against Angelina Jolie possibly playing Catwoman?! Do you really want Catwoman to be played by some unsexy pintsized toothpick like Natalie Portman?!"

[FireFlys Enigma]

http://i9.photobucket.com/albums/a78/Batmaluco/batthumb01.jpg


Ok...one more try. And here we GO...ohhhhhh, ahhhhhh. *plop, plop* WTF, I just took the browns to the Superbowl...finally!

[batmaluco]

http://i13.photobucket.com/albums/a287/batmaluco2/batmanbegins_batdemon1nz.jpg
Fear Toxin Batman: I'm your worst nightmare!
Crane: Hell, I know exactly what you mean! I'm an action-figure collector!

http://i13.photobucket.com/albums/a287/batmaluco2/7c1c_1.jpg

[Dr. Fate]

http://i35.tinypic.com/fmsvmu.jpg
BATMAN: "Here, let me get that spinach out of your teeth!"
POW!

http://i35.tinypic.com/fmsvmu.jpg
PETER PARKER: "Not in the face! Not in the face!"
BATMAN: "Piss on you! I'm workin' for Warner Brothers & DC Comics!"


http://i35.tinypic.com/fmsvmu.jpg
POW!
BATMAN: "That's for calling Christian Bale's performance one-dimensional!"
POW!!
BATMAN: "That's for calling the Dark Knight overlong!"
POW!!!
BATMAN: "That's for saying Natalie Portman should play Catwoman!"
POW!!!!
BATMAN: "That's for calling the Joker emo!"
POW!!!!!
BATMAN: "And that one's just for me!"

[up2nogood316]

http://img59.imageshack.us/img59/7672/42qv3.jpg

Bale - Sooo Chris! When should we start work on the next Batman!! eh?eh!?

http://img66.imageshack.us/img66/2965/49ss2.jpg

Nolan - Well.. er, we already are!! you know how i always told you how much i hated the terminator films? well guess what, i know your SECRET FILM project you've been keeping from me.. MR CONNOR... ive TERMINATED your contract! bwaAAH!

http://img59.imageshack.us/img59/1184/50sc8.jpg

[Dr. Fate]

http://pics.livejournal.com/kphoebe/pic/0002hd56
VICKI VALE: "Just click your heels together and say..."

http://pics.livejournal.com/kphoebe/pic/0002c7hc
VICKI VALE: "...there's no place like Gotham, there's no place like Gotham, there's no place like Gotham..."

http://www.smh.com.au/ffximage/2005/06/16/batlead_wideweb__430x393.jpg
BATMAN: "Finding out that the Dark Knight made $314 million domestically in just 2 weeks without her robbed poor Katie of her will to live."

[elorenishii386]

http://www.smh.com.au/ffximage/2005/06/16/batlead_wideweb__430x393.jpg

Batman: "Now fanboys...you shouldn't be photoshopping sexualling gratuitous photos of yourself doing perverse things to Katie Holmes while her mouth is wide open like that..."

thinking to himself *hehe, I gotta get home and post some more pics online*

[LastSunrise1981]

http://www.collider.com/uploads/imageGallery/Spiderman_3_Hi_Res/spiderman_3_movie_image_kirsten_dunst_and_tobey_ma guire.jpg

Peter- Thank goodness, it was all just a dream. The Dark Knight really didn't break my record did it?! I'm King of the Box Office! My movie is a billon times better than a serial killing clown and a playboy dressing up as a Bat!

http://moviesmedia.ign.com/movies/image/article/864/864599/the-dark-knight-20080404002554558_640w.jpg

Joker- And they said I was crazy.

Batman-I have an idea.

http://i281.photobucket.com/albums/kk201/THEJOKERLAUGH/The%20Joker/1216549809493.jpg

Joker- Hey Pete, see this mountain of money? This is what we did to your record on opening weekend and this is what we're still doing to your record.

http://www.slashfilm.com/wp/wp-content/images/peterparkercrying.jpg

[The Caped Knight]

http://www.latimes.com/media/photo/2008-07/41092713.jpg
Mark Hamill shows great joy over The Dark Knight's success .

[Nightmare]

hahahaa to the two above me.

[ultimatefan]

http://pics.livejournal.com/kphoebe/pic/0002c7hc
VICKI VALE: Okay, now I´m ready to beg for a role in the third Batman movie...

[ultimatefan]

http://img59.imageshack.us/img59/1184/50sc8.jpg
NOLAN: So, I give you two great movies and make you a superstar... And you go and make a movie with McG?!?
BALE: Jesus, can´t you people leave me alone about that already? It doesn´t really look that bad, c´mon!!
NOLAN: All right all right, but if they make Bryce Dallas Howard do ridiculously unconvincing wire-fu, don´t say I didn´t tell you so...
BALE: Shut up.

[Gallagher]

http://www.latimes.com/media/photo/2008-07/41092713.jpg
Mark Hamill shows great joy over The Dark Knight's success .

:heart: Mark Hamill!

Great caption.

[TNC9852002]

Keep it clean folks!

http://img78.imageshack.us/img78/7996/dk0011dl5jm9.jpg

Not really.. ;)

-TNC

[Dr. Fate]

http://img59.imageshack.us/img59/1184/50sc8.jpg
NOLAN: So, I give you two great movies and make you a superstar... And you go and make a movie with McG?!?
BALE: Jesus, can´t you people leave me alone about that already? It doesn´t really look that bad, c´mon!!
NOLAN: All right all right, but if they make Bryce Dallas Howard do ridiculously unconvincing wire-fu, don´t say I didn´t tell you so...
BALE: Shut up.

http://pics.livejournal.com/kphoebe/pic/0002c7hc
VICKI VALE: Okay, now I´m ready to beg for a role in the third Batman movie...

Bwahahahahahahahaha to both of those!

Beg Vicki, Beg!!!

All this other stuff's been great, like Spider-Man hoping TDK's success was all just a dream, and then Joker burning the Spidey 3 $$$ making Spidey cry.

http://img78.imageshack.us/img78/7996/dk0011dl5jm9.jpg
RACHEL: "Wow Bruce, look at all that green! I think the Green Lantern's come to save me!"
BATMAN: "Ungrateful b****..."

[SPIDERMAN117]

http://img78.imageshack.us/img78/7996/dk0011dl5jm9.jpg

Rachel: Bruce ae you trying to touch my boob?

Batman: No Im trying to move your hand so Then I can grab your boob.

[Dr. Fate]

http://www.latimes.com/media/photo/2008-07/41092713.jpg
Mark Hamill shows great joy over The Dark Knight's success .
Hehehehehehe

All these years later I still can't believe Luke Skywalker voiced the Joker...

http://i35.tinypic.com/fmsvmu.jpg
PETER PARKER: "I want you to hit me as hard as you can."
BATMAN: "Okay!" KA-POW!!!!

[Nightmare]

http://img78.imageshack.us/img78/7996/dk0011dl5jm9.jpg

Rachel: Oh Batman, I love when we cuddle.
Batman: Ahhhh, ok im done.

[CristiMAN]

http://i35.tinypic.com/fmsvmu.jpg

Batman: So you slaped MJ...
KAPPOWW!!!!!


http://i35.tinypic.com/fmsvmu.jpg

Parker: Have you seen Joel Shum...
Batman: You said the forbidden word... KAPPOW!!!!!

[The Caped Knight]

http://images.wikia.com/Batman/images//f/fc/75177-vicki-vale_400.jpg

Vicki Vale : The Dark Knight made HOW MUCH ?????

Vale's Agent : Domestic Total as of Jul. 28, 2008: $324,299,793 &
Worldwide Total as of Jul. 28, 2008: $452,599,793

Vicki Vale : I don't care What you have to do . You make damn sure I get to be apart of the third movie . And make sure That the Actress they get to portray me doesn't scream every five seconds like Kim Basinger . She was so annoying in Batman 89 .

http://pics.livejournal.com/kphoebe/pic/0002c7hc
Vicki Vale : It's time for me to make a dramatic Come back in Batman's life . Selina Kyle's got nothing on me . I own her ass

http://ps3media.ign.com/ps3/image/article/888/888706/mortal-kombat-vs-dc-universe-20080712094457201_640w.jpg
http://www.worldscollide.com/kombatants/Catwoman_Render.jpg
CATWOMAN : Don't bet on it B**CH

[Dr. Fate]

http://images.wikia.com/Batman/images//f/fc/75177-vicki-vale_400.jpg

Vicki Vale : The Dark Knight made HOW MUCH ?????

Vale's Agent : Domestic Total as of Jul. 28, 2008: $324,299,793 &
Worldwide Total as of Jul. 28, 2008: $452,599,793

Vicki Vale : I don't care What you have to do . You make damn sure I get to be apart of the third movie . And make sure That the Actress they get to portray me doesn't scream every five seconds like Kim Basinger . She was so annoying in Batman 89 .

http://pics.livejournal.com/kphoebe/pic/0002c7hc
Vicki Vale : It's time for me to make a dramatic Come back in Batman's life . Selina Kyle's got nothing on me . I own her ass

http://ps3media.ign.com/ps3/image/article/888/888706/mortal-kombat-vs-dc-universe-20080712094457201_640w.jpg
http://www.worldscollide.com/kombatants/Catwoman_Render.jpg
CATWOMAN : Don't bet on it B**CH
Bwahahahahahaha, great manip by the way.

COMING SUMMER 2011 -
http://images.wikia.com/Batman/images//f/fc/75177-vicki-vale_400.jpg
...ATTACK OF THE 50 FOOT VICKI VALE!

Starring Amy Adams as Vicki Vale.

[Dr. Fate]

Coming soon to a Wal-Mart near you, the Incredible Hulk In Surround Sound! Hulk's Primal Roaring is so powerful it can blow a woman's clothes off -
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v210/kirmit/hulknew2.jpg
HULK: "ROAR!"

http://images.wikia.com/Batman/images//f/fc/75177-vicki-vale_400.jpg
As Vicki Vale Found Out The Hard Way...

[Dr. Fate]

And now won't you please welcome our special guest star Iron Man/Tony Stark -

http://images.wikia.com/Batman/images//f/fc/75177-vicki-vale_400.jpg
VICKI VALE: "Pepper Potts? No, but I get that a lot."

http://marvel.toonzone.net/mafeatures/ironman/bios/ironman/03.jpg
TONY STARK: "I'm sure you do."




http://images.wikia.com/Batman/images//f/fc/75177-vicki-vale_400.jpg
VICKI VALE: "WTF? Who zapped off the majority of my clothes?!"

http://www2.picturepush.com/photo/a/865745/640/865745.jpg
IRON MAN: "Hehehe, love this suit and the news womens clothes zapper I installed..."

[Dr. Fate]

http://fc07.deviantart.com/fs25/i/2008/185/8/0/Batman_vs_Iron_Man_print_by_tosgos.jpg
Batman: This Summer belongs to me Got it !!!!

Iron Man : Got it .
Hahahahaha

http://images.wikia.com/Batman/images//f/fc/75177-vicki-vale_400.jpg
VICKI VALE: "Lana Lang? No, but I get that a lot."

http://img167.imageshack.us/img167/5844/c00000003cq.jpg
CLARK KENT: "I'll bet."

[Dr. Fate]

http://www.advancediron.org/images/movie/downey-as-tony-stark.jpg
Tony Stark : Damn it so far a total of $261,765,000 in 9 Days Domestic and $303,065,000 worldwide . SON OF A *****, What do you have Bruce that I don't have ?

http://batman.ugo.com/images/galleries/batman_begins_filmtv/3.jpg
Bruce Wayne : It's not who I am underneath, but what I *do* that defines me. I'M BATMAN
Hahahahaha

http://images.wikia.com/Batman/images//f/fc/75177-vicki-vale_400.jpg
VICKI VALE: "Mary-Jane Watson? I don't know where people get that impression from..."

http://i35.tinypic.com/fmsvmu.jpg
BATMAN: "Back off punk, she's mine!"

[O'Haire]

http://img257.imageshack.us/img257/5329/dk0005uo5ox8.jpg

Bruce: Well the girls are finally knocked out from the stuff we slipped into their drinks. Lets take them back to my place and have our way with them

Harvey: :)

[james283126]

http://img257.imageshack.us/img257/5329/dk0005uo5ox8.jpg

Bruce: Well the girls are finally knocked out from the stuff we slipped into their drinks. Lets take them back to my place and have our way with them

Harvey: :)
hahahahaha, damn that was funny, probably the funniest on here or one of them

[ultimatefan]

http://img78.imageshack.us/img78/7996/dk0011dl5jm9.jpg
RACHEL: OHMYGOD...
BATMAN: What, people are comparing this movie to Godfater 2, Empire Strikes Back, Heat, why not throw a little homage to Last Tango in Paris...

[Darkfly]

http://img78.imageshack.us/img78/7996/dk0011dl5jm9.jpg
RACHEL: OHMYGOD...
BATMAN: What, people are comparing this movie to Godfater 2, Empire Strikes Back, Heat, why not throw a little homage to Last Tango in Paris...

made me laugh:hehe:

[Dr. Fate]

http://img78.imageshack.us/img78/7996/dk0011dl5jm9.jpg
RACHEL: OHMYGOD...
BATMAN: What, people are comparing this movie to Godfater 2, Empire Strikes Back, Heat, why not throw a little homage to Last Tango in Paris...
Bwahahahahahahahahaha

http://img98.imageshack.us/img98/3780/szenenbild04jpeg700x466os3.jpg
KATIE HOLMES: "Ow, I fell on my keys..."
CRANE: "What the Hell happened to her?"
THUG: "She found out that the Dark Knight made $314 million domestically in 2 weeks without her, and it robbed her of her will to live, so she decided to have a little 'accident'."
CRANE: "That's a shame."

[ultimatefan]

Bwahahahahahahahahaha

http://img98.imageshack.us/img98/3780/szenenbild04jpeg700x466os3.jpg
KATIE HOLMES: "Ow, I fell on my keys..."
CRANE: "What the Hell happened to her?"
THUG: "She found out that the Dark Knight made $314 million domestically in 2 weeks without her, and it robbed her of her will to live, so she decided to have a little 'accident'."
CRANE: "That's a shame."


Thanks!


hehehehehhe, if she hadn´t married Tom Cruise, I´d feel sorry for Katie...

[ultimatefan]

made me laugh:hehe:

Thanks!

[ultimatefan]

Bwahahahahahahahaha to both of those!

Beg Vicki, Beg!!!

All this other stuff's been great, like Spider-Man hoping TDK's success was all just a dream, and then Joker burning the Spidey 3 $$$ making Spidey cry.

http://img78.imageshack.us/img78/7996/dk0011dl5jm9.jpg
RACHEL: "Wow Bruce, look at all that green! I think the Green Lantern's come to save me!"
BATMAN: "Ungrateful b****..."

Thanks!

hehehehehehehehehehehe, that´s what too much staring at green screens does to you...

[ultimatefan]

http://images.wikia.com/Batman/images//f/fc/75177-vicki-vale_400.jpg

Vicki Vale : The Dark Knight made HOW MUCH ?????

Vale's Agent : Domestic Total as of Jul. 28, 2008: $324,299,793 &
Worldwide Total as of Jul. 28, 2008: $452,599,793

Vicki Vale : I don't care What you have to do . You make damn sure I get to be apart of the third movie . And make sure That the Actress they get to portray me doesn't scream every five seconds like Kim Basinger . She was so annoying in Batman 89 .

http://pics.livejournal.com/kphoebe/pic/0002c7hc
Vicki Vale : It's time for me to make a dramatic Come back in Batman's life . Selina Kyle's got nothing on me . I own her ass

http://ps3media.ign.com/ps3/image/article/888/888706/mortal-kombat-vs-dc-universe-20080712094457201_640w.jpg
http://www.worldscollide.com/kombatants/Catwoman_Render.jpg
CATWOMAN : Don't bet on it B**CH

hehehehehhehe, nobody messes with CW...

[Dr. Fate]

hehehehehhehe, nobody messes with CW...
Nope, not at all.

http://www2.picturepush.com/photo/a/948090/img/948090.jpg
BATMAN: "You weigh a little more than 108."
RACHEL: "Oh really?"

[ultimatefan]

edit double

[ultimatefan]

http://www.cinemacomrapadura.com.br/metamorfose/imgs/angelina_jolie_wall_ccr_1024_03.jpg
JOLIE: I´ll do ANYTHING to play Catwoman in the third Batman movie!

http://i224.photobucket.com/albums/dd259/outtamyndx/Beautiful_Actresses/kate4.jpg
BECKINSALE: No, I will do anything to play Catwoman!

http://www.softpicks.net/screenshots/Scarlett-Johansson-Sexy-Hot-Screensaver.jpg
JOHANSSON: No way, I will do anything to play Catwoman!

http://i189.photobucket.com/albums/z295/CB911/5e9da1cef4d5b320ed3b6b97a8b2b03af37.png
BATMAN: Is it great that my franchise is huge again, or what?

[SPider-T0rch]

http://img78.imageshack.us/img78/7996/dk0011dl5jm9.jpg
rachel:omgomgomgomgomg Bruce in case we die, I LOVE YOU
batman: *snore*

[blk_spidey]

Bwahahahahahahaha!

http://i9.photobucket.com/albums/a78/Batmaluco/batthumb01.jpg
BATMAN: "Alright, what's with all the hate against Angelina Jolie possibly playing Catwoman?! Do you really want Catwoman to be played by some unsexy pintsized toothpick like Natalie Portman?!"

thanks doc! lol i vote for angelina :woot:

[Quinzel]

Nevermind.

[Dr. Fate]

http://www.cinemacomrapadura.com.br/metamorfose/imgs/angelina_jolie_wall_ccr_1024_03.jpg
JOLIE: I´ll do ANYTHING to play Catwoman in the third Batman movie!

http://i224.photobucket.com/albums/dd259/outtamyndx/Beautiful_Actresses/kate4.jpg
BECKINSALE: No, I will do anything to play Catwoman!

http://www.softpicks.net/screenshots/Scarlett-Johansson-Sexy-Hot-Screensaver.jpg
JOHANSSON: No way, I will do anything to play Catwoman!

http://i189.photobucket.com/albums/z295/CB911/5e9da1cef4d5b320ed3b6b97a8b2b03af37.png
BATMAN: Is it great that my franchise is huge again, or what?
Hehehehe, yeah it is.

Sure thing blk_spidey, and thanks.


http://www2.picturepush.com/photo/a/948090/img/948090.jpg
BATMAN: "See? You don't need a fedora hat, leather jacket, pistol and/or a whip to be a hero, you just need armor. High-tech body armor."

[Dr. Fate]

http://i35.tinypic.com/fmsvmu.jpg
BATMAN: "Quiet or papa sucker-punch!"
PETER: "But-"
POW!
BATMAN: "I told you quiet or papa sucker-punch!"

[The Caped Knight]

http://fc02.deviantart.com/fs26/i/2008/156/8/3/SELINA_KYLE__CATWOMAN_by_josephcaesarsd.jpg
Catwoman : Tonight looks like a very good night to hunt .

[TheDarkKnight08]

1 year ago...

http://cache.daylife.com/imageserve/00J13Gn8284lk/610x.jpg

Nolan: Dude, I've got a "little" problem...



5 minutes later...

http://img78.imageshack.us/img78/566/30gw4.jpg

Bale: It's THIS small!

Freeman: HAHA!

http://www.filmgrenade.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/05/morgan-freeman-dark-knight-150x150.jpg (http://www.filmgrenade.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/05/morgan-freeman-dark-knight.jpg)

Nolan: Have talked to Christian lately?

Freeman: Ha! Oh, um, I mean no.

To be continued...

[TheDarkKnight08]

Now...

http://img253.imageshack.us/img253/5818/01lz5.jpg

Nolan: So you enjoying your paycheck, man?

http://img59.imageshack.us/img59/3747/41uy7.jpg

Bale: Hell, yes!
http://img66.imageshack.us/img66/2965/49ss2.jpg

Nolan: That's nice. Family doing ok?
Bale: Sure. Why not?

http://img59.imageshack.us/img59/3747/41uy7.jpg

Nolan: Ha. Hey, do you remember that "problem" I told you about?
Bale: HA... Um, yeah. Why?

http://img59.imageshack.us/img59/7672/42qv3.jpg

Nolan: You didn't tell anyone, did ya? I won't be mad.
Bale: Heh, well, I did tell Morgan.

http://img59.imageshack.us/img59/1184/50sc8.jpg

Nolan: You floppy douche.
Bale: Sorry... You said you wouldn't get mad.

I'm just kidding Nolan, you'll always be my muse.:woot:

[SalaciousVC]

Figured you guys could do something with this =o

http://img214.imageshack.us/img214/8369/dk0005uo5.jpg

[TheDarkKnight08]

http://img214.imageshack.us/img214/8369/dk0005uo5.jpg

Bruce: (http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0026879/) Seventeen year olds nowadays are crazy. They're up for anything. They even like it when you go ass to mouth.
Harvey: (http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0641168/) Oh, my God.
Bruce: (http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0026879/) What?
Harvey: (http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0641168/) Are you serious?
Bruce: (http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0026879/) I don't **** around when it comes to ass to mouth.
Harvey: (http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0641168/) You never go ass to mouth!
Bruce (http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0026879/): It's never my idea!
[to Rachel]
Bruce: (http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0026879/) I know you've given a blowjob, right?
Rachel: (http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0206257/) (sighs) God, I haven't even ordered yet.
Bruce: (http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0026879/) That's a yes.

:grin: I love Clerks 2.

[batman11]

http://i33.tinypic.com/206or3b.jpg

I put the caption on the image itself. :woot:

[michephantom]

http://cache.daylife.com/imageserve/00J13Gn8284lk/610x.jpg
Bale: So have you casting for the joker the the next movie?
Nolan: I started casting calls, but all I got were fanboys.
http://img.perezhilton.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/07/thejokerrrr__oPt.jpg
Kid: I'm your new star, Nolan. I rulz!

[batman11]

Ahh damn, looks like TheDarkKnight08 already beat me. Nice work man. :)

[Sam18]

Figured you guys could do something with this =o

http://img214.imageshack.us/img214/8369/dk0005uo5.jpg

Bruce: Hey Harvey guess where my fingers are

[BubbaGump]

http://img78.imageshack.us/img78/7996/dk0011dl5jm9.jpg

http://img78.imageshack.us/img78/566/30gw4.jpg

Bale: And you know, there was a bit of smacking action. It was like Secretary all over again.

Freeman: :funny:

[TheDarkKnight08]

Ahh damn, looks like TheDarkKnight08 already beat me. Nice work man. :)

Thanks, man.:grin:

[Milu]

http://ca.geocities.com/tfernan@rogers.com/26.jpg
"Ruh-roh!"

[ultimatefan]

http://img78.imageshack.us/img78/7996/dk0011dl5jm9.jpg

http://img78.imageshack.us/img78/566/30gw4.jpg

Bale: And you know, there was a bit of smacking action. It was like Secretary all over again.

Freeman: :funny:

hehehehehehehehehe

[ultimatefan]

http://cache.daylife.com/imageserve/00J13Gn8284lk/610x.jpg
Bale: So have you casting for the joker the the next movie?
Nolan: I started casting calls, but all I got were fanboys.
http://img.perezhilton.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/07/thejokerrrr__oPt.jpg
Kid: I'm your new star, Nolan. I rulz!

heheheheehehehehehe

[ultimatefan]

http://img78.imageshack.us/img78/7996/dk0011dl5jm9.jpg
MAGGIE: OH JESUS, THAT HURTS LIKE HELL!!!
BALE: Hey, would you prefer to end up married to Hollywood´s biggest a-hole, follow a crackpot religion and make a lameass comedy with Queen Latifah?
MAGGIE: Oh okay, keep going...

[batman11]

http://img27.picoodle.com/img/img27/3/7/31/f_DK0016m_10dd03b.jpg

Batman: AHHHH......What... What is that on your chest?

Joker: What?

Batman: It's like a discoloration. It's white.

Joker: Yes. Yes, it's white. Why is it white?

Batman: You'd better get that checked out.

Joker: Better get that checked out?

Batman: I would.

Joker: What kind of a hero are you? I'm telling you that something terrible is gonna happen, and right away you start looking for tumors?

Batman: I'm trying to help you.

Joker: What are you like a sadist? No matter how bad somebody feels, you can make 'em feel worse. I bet you're rooting for a tumor.

Batman: I think you'd better go.

Joker: Oh I'm going baby! I'm going!

[ChocheTheHero]

http://img106.imageshack.us/img106/5821/dk0013za7.jpg

NOLAN: Ehmmm.... You haven´t seen anything, OKAY!?
CAINE: Hph...

[Mollins]

http://img387.imageshack.us/img387/8794/dk0018lk3.jpg

Wow, Harvey told me you were good rachel, I didn't know he meant this good!

[ultimatefan]

Batman11, Choche, Mollins, the píc isn´t showing

[batman11]

That's strange, I see them all.

[TheDarkKnight08]

http://img106.imageshack.us/img106/5821/dk0013za7.jpg


Caine: Look at that six-pack.

Nolan: Come on, man, hold my hand!

Bale: No! And old-man river, stop checking me out!

[Mollins]

fixed my post =]

[Dr. Fate]

http://img78.imageshack.us/img78/7996/dk0011dl5jm9.jpg
MAGGIE: OH JESUS, THAT HURTS LIKE HELL!!!
BALE: Hey, would you prefer to end up married to Hollywood´s biggest a-hole, follow a crackpot religion and make a lameass comedy with Queen Latifah?
MAGGIE: Oh okay, keep going...
Bwahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha! Brilliant!

All this stuff's been great, hard to pick just one.

http://img78.imageshack.us/img78/7996/dk0011dl5jm9.jpg
RACHEL: "More thrust! Need... more... thrust! Oh!"

[Dr. Fate]

http://i22.photobucket.com/albums/b335/siriussnape_/batmanandrobinsurfcontest.jpg
JOKER: "No better way to celebrate our triumph at the box office than surfin' USA!"

http://www.pestaola.gr/images/megan_fox_fhm_2006_calendar.jpg
MEGAN FOX: "*SIGH*, I hope they cast me as Catwoman in the next one..."

[TheDarkJoker]

http://img150.imageshack.us/img150/8726/gotham32ln8.jpg

BATMAN: I pledge myself... to your teachings.

JOKER: Good. GOOOOOD. ...The make up is strong with you! A powerful Clown you will become.

BATMAN: Thank you, my master.

[Midnite]

Found this over the LOL, I'm Batman thread.

http://i10.photobucket.com/albums/a107/jensendash/6slcn0w-1.gif

[SPIDERMAN117]

http://i45.photobucket.com/albums/f64/bigevilfilmmaker/TDK%20IMAGES/Picture15.jpg
Bruce: How bout a magic trick? Ima make my penis dissapear

Rachel: How the hell are you gona do that?

30 seconds later



http://img78.imageshack.us/img78/7996/dk0011dl5jm9.jpg
Batman: Tada! Its gone......

Rachel: No its not!!!!!

Batman: I cant see it neither can you.

[ultimatefan]

Bwahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha! Brilliant!

All this stuff's been great, hard to pick just one.

http://img78.imageshack.us/img78/7996/dk0011dl5jm9.jpg
RACHEL: "More thrust! Need... more... thrust! Oh!"

Thanks!

[ultimatefan]

http://i45.photobucket.com/albums/f64/bigevilfilmmaker/TDK%20IMAGES/Picture15.jpg
Bruce: How bout a magic trick? Ima make my penis dissapear

Rachel: How the hell are you gona do that?

30 seconds later



http://img78.imageshack.us/img78/7996/dk0011dl5jm9.jpg
Batman: Tada! Its gone......

Rachel: No its not!!!!!

Batman: I cant see it neither can you.

heheheheehehehehehe

[ultimatefan]

http://i22.photobucket.com/albums/b335/siriussnape_/batmanandrobinsurfcontest.jpg
JOKER: "No better way to celebrate our triumph at the box office than surfin' USA!"

http://www.pestaola.gr/images/megan_fox_fhm_2006_calendar.jpg
MEGAN FOX: "*SIGH*, I hope they cast me as Catwoman in the next one..."

hehehehehehehe, no better way indeed!

[ultimatefan]

http://img150.imageshack.us/img150/8726/gotham32ln8.jpg
JOKER: Gee, I tried all these crazy schemes, and the perfect way to drive you insane for good was right in front of me... More fanboy comparisons with the Burton movies!!

BATMAN: NOOOOOOOO!!!!!

[Ace of Knaves]

Found this over the LOL, I'm Batman thread.

http://i10.photobucket.com/albums/a107/jensendash/6slcn0w-1.gif


that without a doubt has got to be the funniest ****ing thing i have ever ever ever ever seen!!! EPIC WIN!!!!!!!:hehe:

[ultimatefan]

Found this over the LOL, I'm Batman thread.

http://i10.photobucket.com/albums/a107/jensendash/6slcn0w-1.gif

This is "pee in my pants hurt my jaw fall on the floor" hilarious...

[Dr. Fate]

http://img150.imageshack.us/img150/8726/gotham32ln8.jpg
JOKER: Gee, I tried all these crazy schemes, and the perfect way to drive you insane for good was right in front of me... More fanboy comparisons with the Burton movies!!

BATMAN: NOOOOOOOO!!!!!
Bwahahahahahaha

Love that Bale manip.

http://ca.geocities.com/tfernan@rogers.com/26.jpg
BALE: "What the Hell are you doing here?!"

http://i252.photobucket.com/albums/hh5/Derrick9592/alanscott.jpg
CHARLTON HESTON AS ALAN SCOTT: "Making a cameo."

[BubbaGump]

http://img106.imageshack.us/img106/5821/dk0013za7.jpg

Nolan: See, Michael? Wouldn't it be great to be young again?

Caine: Look at those abs...