The Dark Knight Caption Thread!

[batmaluco]

Hey, long time no see, or "quanto tempo, cara!" Computer crashed again, I presume...:hehe:

Great captions, especially the gasoline one.
Olá, 'mano'! Thanks, yours are great as usual! It wasn't computer crash this time, just too busy to post...
I became a kinda lurker again for a while, lol! :o

E aí, quantas vezes já assistiu o "melhor de todos"?
Claro que há embutido aí um 'juízo de valor', mas essa é a minha opinião:
até Begins empalidece um pouco em comparação com este aí!
Finalmente um filme de Batman que não é apenas um grande 'filme de Batman',
mas um dos melhores que já assisti em toda minha vida, independentemente do 'fanatismo' batmaníaco.
Nolan se tornou definitivamente um dos meus diretores favoritos, que melhora a cada filme,
continuando assim ele certamente deixará sua marca na história do cinema, é só uma questão de tempo e experiência.
O tempo será o melhor juíz, como sempre.
Fico torcendo por ele, e consequentemente, pelo nosso deleite e pela melhoria do cinema em geral!

[batmaluco]

http://i9.photobucket.com/albums/a78/Batmaluco/holy-bat-gadgets-20080718104119416.jpg
Adam West Batman: What a great device: I can see the future! ...But it's not pretty! Run, 21st century Batman, run!


http://i9.photobucket.com/albums/a78/Batmaluco/3cac_1.jpg

[ultimatefan]

Olá, 'mano'! Thanks, yours are great as usual! It wasn't computer crash this time, just too busy to post...
I became a kinda lurker again for a while, lol! :o

E aí, quantas vezes já assistiu o "melhor de todos"?
Claro que há embutido aí um 'juízo de valor', mas essa é a minha opinião:
até Begins empalidece um pouco em comparação com este aí!
Finalmente um filme de Batman que não é apenas um grande 'filme de Batman',
mas um dos melhores que já assisti em toda minha vida, independentemente do 'fanatismo' batmaníaco.
Nolan se tornou definitivamente um dos meus diretores favoritos, que melhora a cada filme,
continuando assim ele certamente deixará sua marca na história do cinema, é só uma questão de tempo e experiência.
O tempo será o melhor juíz, como sempre.
Fico torcendo por ele, e consequentemente, pelo nosso deleite e pela melhoria do cinema em geral!

Com certeza, foi uma das expériências cinematográficas mais intensas que já tive, e falo disso como cinéfilo de carteirinha, que conhece Scorsese, Hitchcock, Welles, etc. Ele fez nos filmes-pipoca de verão o que graphic novels como Cavaleiro das Trevas e Watchmen fizeram nos quadrinhos de super-herói, ir além da fantasia e entretenimento escapista e fazer desses personagens arquétipos de nossas fantasias e medos primários, e criar um filme que discute a moral social ao mesmo tempo em que funciona como um thriller que te deixa grudado na cadeira por duas horas e meia. Claro que todos falam da grande performance de Ledger como Coringa, que sem dúvida captura o vilão como retratado por Bill Finger, Alan Moore, Grant Morrison, Ed Brubaker, etc., mas o momento que mais me fez cair o queixo mesmo foi o final, que me lembrou mais que nunca porque Batman é o meu super-herói de quadrinhos favorito.

hehehehehe, ótima "caption!"

By the way, guys, in case you´re wondering, we´re only saying nice things about TDK, no calling anyone´s momma´s a ho or anything...:hehe:

[ultimatefan]

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JOKER: Parking? And eating, and shopping and working. Somehow they all got chewed up and spit back out. They don’t taste like living anymore. Don’t you see what it’s like in this deranged, wearing, blender of a world? Everyday is an agonizing ordeal. Like balancing a pot of scalding water on your head while people whip your legs and butt…ah, ya never forget your senior prom. You think I’m sick? Well the only disease I’ve got is modern life! A schnug-busting gauntlet of inefficiency and misery, that’s one long parade of let-downs, put-downs, trickle-downs, shut-outs, freeze-outs, sell-outs, numb-nuts, nicken-putz and nimrods…All making everyday as much fun as waxing a flaming Pontiac with your tongue! Or even if you do look into the possibility of some fleeting pleasure, like say if some nymphomaniac telephone operator, with the muscle control of Romanian Mat-Slappers, agrees to a little strip air hockey, it’ll be over before it starts! Because some vowel-lacking, fed-a-reeking, cab jockey, slams his checker up your half-back, and the cab is owned by some piñata spanker from a Santeria cult in Waculpa, who starts shakin’ chicken bones at ya and gives ya a boil on your neck so big all it needs is Michael Jordan’s autograph to make it complete! And ever with all this, WITH ALL THIS… I still drag my butt off the Sealy every morning and stick my face in the reaping machine for one more day, knowing when it’s time to flash the cosmic card key at those pearly gates I won’t be in a coffin anyway, because some underhanded undertaker sold my heart, pancreas, and other assorted good and plenty to that same SANTERIA CULT! So does anybody really wonder why anybody is hanging onto sanity by the atoms at the tips of their fingernails?! While life dirty dances on their digits! And is it really any wonder why I seem deranged?!?!…

[The_Joker7895]

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JOKER: Parking? And eating, and shopping and working. Somehow they all got chewed up and spit back out. They don’t taste like living anymore. Don’t you see what it’s like in this deranged, wearing, blender of a world? Everyday is an agonizing ordeal. Like balancing a pot of scalding water on your head while people whip your legs and butt…ah, ya never forget your senior prom. You think I’m sick? Well the only disease I’ve got is modern life! A schnug-busting gauntlet of inefficiency and misery, that’s one long parade of let-downs, put-downs, trickle-downs, shut-outs, freeze-outs, sell-outs, numb-nuts, nicken-putz and nimrods…All making everyday as much fun as waxing a flaming Pontiac with your tongue! Or even if you do look into the possibility of some fleeting pleasure, like say if some nymphomaniac telephone operator, with the muscle control of Romanian Mat-Slappers, agrees to a little strip air hockey, it’ll be over before it starts! Because some vowel-lacking, fed-a-reeking, cab jockey, slams his checker up your half-back, and the cab is owned by some piñata spanker from a Santeria cult in Waculpa, who starts shakin’ chicken bones at ya and gives ya a boil on your neck so big all it needs is Michael Jordan’s autograph to make it complete! And ever with all this, WITH ALL THIS… I still drag my butt off the Sealy every morning and stick my face in the reaping machine for one more day, knowing when it’s time to flash the cosmic card key at those pearly gates I won’t be in a coffin anyway, because some underhanded undertaker sold my heart, pancreas, and other assorted good and plenty to that same SANTERIA CULT! So does anybody really wonder why anybody is hanging onto sanity by the atoms at the tips of their fingernails?! While life dirty dances on their digits! And is it really any wonder why I seem deranged?!?!…

What's that from?

[ultimatefan]

What's that from?

It´s a classic Duckman rant.

[Ace of Knaves]

that is some extreme commentary on life, but i kinda agree with it! ;)

[The_Joker7895]

It´s a classic Duckman rant.

For a second there I felt like I was reading something Hunter S. Thompson wrote. :ikyn

[ultimatefan]

that is some extreme commentary on life, but i kinda agree with it! ;)

I´m not quite that pessimistic myself, but I see where it´s coming from...:hehe:

[Jack Bauer]

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/0/03/Chris_Nolan.jpg

NOLAN: Hi, I'm Christopher Nolan, director of the smash hit The Dark Knight, but enough about The Dark Knight, today I am here to take a moment to talk to you all about the idea of realism. In the blockbuster film The Dark Knight we take that idea to a whole new level. In fact in The Dark Knight Batman played wonderfully by Christan "I'm not Patrick Bateman" Bale says that the Batman has no limits. So please continue to go The Dark Knight and make sure that films like The Dark Knight has no limits to where to go next.

And remember The Dark Knight is still playing everywhere, so take your family and friends to see it.

[The_Joker7895]

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/0/03/Chris_Nolan.jpg

NOLAN: Hi, I'm Christopher Nolan, director of the smash hit The Dark Knight, but enough about The Dark Knight, today I am here to take a moment to talk to you all about the idea of realism. In the blockbuster film The Dark Knight we take that idea to a whole new level. In fact in The Dark Knight Batman played wonderfully by Christan "I'm not Patrick Bateman" Bale says that the Batman has no limits. So please continue to go The Dark Knight and make sure that films like The Dark Knight has no limits to where to go next.

And remember The Dark Knight is still playing everywhere, so take your family and friends to see it.

:hehe:

[FireFlys Enigma]

Just saw this at Walmart. Anyone care to take a crack? Poor, poor superman...

http://i305.photobucket.com/albums/nn233/michephantom/08210816131.jpg

Ouch, that sucks and good at the same time. I didn't like SR but I would buy that for a dollar and a half.

[batmaluco]

Com certeza, foi uma das expériências cinematográficas mais intensas que já tive, e falo disso como cinéfilo de carteirinha, que conhece Scorsese, Hitchcock, Welles, etc. Ele fez nos filmes-pipoca de verão o que graphic novels como Cavaleiro das Trevas e Watchmen fizeram nos quadrinhos de super-herói, ir além da fantasia e entretenimento escapista e fazer desses personagens arquétipos de nossas fantasias e medos primários, e criar um filme que discute a moral social ao mesmo tempo em que funciona como um thriller que te deixa grudado na cadeira por duas horas e meia. Claro que todos falam da grande performance de Ledger como Coringa, que sem dúvida captura o vilão como retratado por Bill Finger, Alan Moore, Grant Morrison, Ed Brubaker, etc., mas o momento que mais me fez cair o queixo mesmo foi o final, que me lembrou mais que nunca porque Batman é o meu super-herói de quadrinhos favorito.

hehehehehe, ótima "caption!"

By the way, guys, in case you´re wondering, we´re only saying nice things about TDK, no calling anyone´s momma´s a ho or anything...:hehe:
Exatamente, meu caro.
Curioso que você tenha citado justamente esses diretores, pois estes são os nomes que me vêm à cabeça quando penso em Nolan e seu estilo: sóbrio, conciso e eficiente. Com uma certa tendência mais para a tragédia do que para o (melo)drama, o que é sempre algo positivo, na minha opinião. E que se encaixa perfeitamente com os traços psicológicos do Batman, alguém para qual, como Bruce disse em BB, 'a raiva supera a culpa'.

'BTW', grande 'caption' esta mais recente, embora como você disse, um pouco demasiado pessimista, pois como diria o velho Zé Ramalho em seus bons tempos: "Eu prefiro um galope soberano à loucura do mundo me entregar!"

E de fazer desta raiva algo positivo Batman é justamente um grande exemplo! Guardadas as proporções, estamos falando de arquétipos, claro.

[batmaluco]

http://i9.photobucket.com/albums/a78/Batmaluco/86094162ff4.jpg
Bruce: I'll have to ask Fox to make a bigger codpiece next time for an enhanced intimidating effect!

[The Caped Knight]

http://i296.photobucket.com/albums/mm187/Merry_Mutant/jokerspinning.gif

Lex Luthor : HE DID WHAT !!!??? *Lex's reaction to Batman making swing pass the $500 million mark in 45 days @ the Box Office . That's Impossible how did he do it ? *Lex search Batman's utility belt for answers .

The Joker : Gee Lexy... I guess you'll always come second best to me . HA HA HA HA HA ha ha Ha ha HA hA ha HA !!!!!!!!

[Dr. Fate]

Great stuff everyone.

http://i276.photobucket.com/albums/kk6/BlueLightning09/hgjgjgj.png
JOKER: "I've done far worse than kill you. I've hurt you. And I wish to go on... hurting you. I shall leave you as you left me, as you left her, marooned for all eternity at the center of a dead planet. Buried alive... Buried Alive..."

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HARVEY DENT: "Khan! Khaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaan!"

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JOKER: "I wish I knew how to quit you."

3 seconds later -
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BATMAN: "You wish you knew how to quit me, huh Joker?! You wish you knew how to quit me?! Here! This is how you quit me! This is how you quit someone! You want to quit someone, this is how to do it!"

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BATMAN: "Stop hitting the mirror with your head! Stop hitting the mirror with your head! Stop hitting the mirror with your head!"

[SuperZer0]

http://i282.photobucket.com/albums/kk280/STKthedarknightGIF/normalintroom.gif

Joker: Now, hit me 1 trillion times X 100 million

Batman: Ok, here we go...

[Dr. Fate]

http://i296.photobucket.com/albums/mm187/Merry_Mutant/jokerspinning.gif

Lex Luthor : HE DID WHAT !!!??? *Lex's reaction to Batman making swing pass the $500 million mark in 45 days @ the Box Office . That's Impossible how did he do it ? *Lex search Batman's utility belt for answers .

The Joker : Gee Lexy... I guess you'll always come second best to me . HA HA HA HA HA ha ha Ha ha HA hA ha HA !!!!!!!!
Bwahahahahaha, rub it in Joker, rub it in you mass murdering albino clown!

http://media.comicvine.com/uploads/0/8190/504169-10525_400x600_super.jpg
NIGHTWING: "When do I get my solo film, huh?! When?!"
TWO-FACE: "Take it up with Warner Brothers!"

[Jack Bauer]

This one has caption gold written on it.

http://www.hotflick.net/flicks/2007_I_m_Not_There/007INT_Christian_Bale_014.jpg

BRUCE WAYNE (70s): Don't act like you're not impressed

[SPIDERMAN117]

http://i90.photobucket.com/albums/k264/Duerstie/caine.jpg
Alfred: Know your hair limits Master Wayne

http://www.hotflick.net/flicks/2007_I_m_Not_There/007INT_Christian_Bale_014.jpg

Bruce: My hair has no limits

[SuperZer0]

On a beautiful sunny day in Chicago, Christopher Nolan, the director of the mega-smash hit The Dark Knight, heads to the Federal Reserve Bank to cash in his paycheck...

http://img508.imageshack.us/img508/9702/nolan5ty8qz9.jpg

http://img508.imageshack.us/img508/6346/bankmanagerjs1.jpg
Bank Manager: Welcome Mr. Nolan, congratulations on the huge success of your movie The Dark Knight. I must say I really enjoyed the movie myself.
Nolan: Thank you very much. I am happy and thrilled that the general public and audiences have responded well to the movie.
Bank Manager: Well sir, let's get on to business. I see that you would like to deposit your cheque of, hmmm..., 100 million dollars. Is that right sir?
Nolan: Yes, that's right.
Bank Manager: Well, I would like to announce that we have reserved a special secure vault for you in this bank. Since you are now a very rich man and also very popular in this city, we recommend you to deposit your money in this vault. Would you accept our proposition?
Nolan: Yes, that would be great. Thank you very much for doing this.
Bank Manager: Perfect! Your cheque has just been cashed in. Let's go to the vault, shall we.

2 minutes later...

http://img296.imageshack.us/img296/3789/2692145949pq3.jpg
Bank Manager: The code to enter this vault is 2692145949. You may enter this code in this device.
After Nolan enters successfully the digits, he prepares to open the vault. But suddenly...
Paf! The Bank Manager gets shot from behind...




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Grumpy: Not so fast, wise-guy! You think you can just kill me off but not the Joker?!?! Everybody gets equal share, remember?
Nolan: But, I didn't kill you off. Jonathan did. He wrote the bank robbery scene. Not me.
Grumpy: Yeah, yeah, yeah, Riiiiighht. I don't care! Damage is done. Now, opens this vault or you can say goodbye to this franchise!
Nolan: Ok, take it, take it, but just let me go.
Nolan opens the vault.
Grumpy: Get out of here!

As Nolan runs and leaves the bank, Grumpy enters the vault...

http://img295.imageshack.us/img295/5005/grumpymoneyhp6.jpg
Grumpy: Whoo hoo hoo, I'm now rich, rich, rich!! HEEHAHAHAHAHA!


Moments later...

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Joker: Everything burns, MuhAHaHAHaAhAHhaha! :hoboj:

[ultimatefan]

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BATMAN: Look, you have a twin brother, give him a kiss through the window!!

[Dr. Fate]

http://i90.photobucket.com/albums/k264/Duerstie/caine.jpg
Alfred: Know your hair limits Master Wayne

http://www.hotflick.net/flicks/2007_I_m_Not_There/007INT_Christian_Bale_014.jpg

Bruce: My hair has no limits
Holy cow, what is that from?

http://i282.photobucket.com/albums/kk280/STKthedarknightGIF/normalintroom.gif
BATMAN: "How dare you criticize Robert Downey Jr.'s performance in Iron Man!"

[Jonathan Crane]

http://img388.imageshack.us/img388/7425/f71fw6.jpg
Bruce: Call to Fox, Alfred. We gotta problem here.
Alfred: Bloody Vista...

[Dr. Fate]

http://host.trivialbeing.org/galleries/tdk-may4-second-dark-knight-trailer-screenshots/joker-cop-car-heath-ledger-snapshot20080504111707.jpg
JOKER: "I am the Ultimate Bad-Ass!"

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BATMAN: "No, I'm the ultimate bad ass!"


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SUPERMAN: "No, I am the Ultimate Bad-Ass!"

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HAL JORDAN: "No, I'm the ultimate bad ass!"

http://br.geocities.com/principeadam2001/filme/dolph2.jpg
HE-MAN: "*****es please, I'm a bigger bad ass than the whole lot of you."

[TheDarkKnight08]

http://www.solarnavigator.net/films_movies_actors/film_images/batman_michael_keaton_alfred_the_bulter.jpg

Keaton: This guy thinks he can play Batman? I mean, look at his hair!

Gough: Sure...:whatever:

http://www.hotflick.net/flicks/2007_I_m_Not_There/007INT_Christian_Bale_014.jpg

Bale: Look who's talking, mullet-head. At least my Jew-Fro gets me places.

:hehe:


BTW, I love both Bale AND Keaton.

[Dr. Fate]

http://www.solarnavigator.net/films_movies_actors/film_images/batman_michael_keaton_alfred_the_bulter.jpg

Keaton: This guy thinks he can play Batman? I mean, look at his hair!

Gough: Sure...:whatever:

http://www.hotflick.net/flicks/2007_I_m_Not_There/007INT_Christian_Bale_014.jpg

Bale: Look who's talking, mullet-head. At least my Jew-Fro gets me places.

:hehe:


BTW, I love both Bale AND Keaton.
Bwahahahaha, Jer-Fro...

http://blog.lib.umn.edu/snackeru/greet/images/300movie.jpg
King Leonidas and his 300 Spartans showed their support for the Dark Knight by executing all who dared criticize it.

Or...

http://blog.lib.umn.edu/snackeru/greet/images/300movie.jpg
300 SPARTANS: "This is for stealing our Dark Knight tickets!"


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ADAM WEST BATMAN: "What the... did Aquaman just give me the finger?!"

[Jack Bauer]

Holy cow, what is that from?
The pic's from that Bob Dylan film.

http://samueltheaftermath.tripod.com/sitebuildercontent/sitebuilderpictures/ap_237.jpg

"You know how I know the Joker is insane?"

http://host.trivialbeing.org/galleries/tdk-may4-second-dark-knight-trailer-screenshots/joker-cop-car-heath-ledger-snapshot20080504111707.jpg


http://samueltheaftermath.tripod.com/sitebuildercontent/sitebuilderpictures/ap_237.jpg

"No one is driving the car."

[Hello Beautiful]

http://www.hotflick.net/flicks/2007_I_m_Not_There/007INT_Christian_Bale_014.jpg

Freeman advises Bale on his latest 'leave in' conditioner: "Perhaps you should read the instructions first"

[Dr. Fate]

The pic's from that Bob Dylan film.

http://samueltheaftermath.tripod.com/sitebuildercontent/sitebuilderpictures/ap_237.jpg

"You know how I know the Joker is insane?"

http://host.trivialbeing.org/galleries/tdk-may4-second-dark-knight-trailer-screenshots/joker-cop-car-heath-ledger-snapshot20080504111707.jpg


http://samueltheaftermath.tripod.com/sitebuildercontent/sitebuilderpictures/ap_237.jpg

"No one is driving the car."
Thanks for informing me Jack.

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BATMAN: "Watch yourself, increase speed full throttle!"

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GREEN ARROW: "What about that Tower?"

http://i51.photobucket.com/albums/f358/seanstarrunner/batman2.jpg
BATMAN: "You worry about those fighters, I'll worry about the Tower!"

[Kyree]

hey guys.
I was watching 10 things I hate about you and A had a contest
that combined the lyrics to can't take my eyes off of you
and Joker pics...
this was one of the best!

http://fc01.deviantart.com/fs35/f/2008/239/f/6/Batman_by_CheesusCheddar.jpg

[ultimatefan]

Lotsa great stuff guys, especially like the singing one, the Aquaman one and the TDK critics execution...

[ultimatefan]

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BATMAN: LET WB RELEASE WATCHMEN IN MARCH, DAMMIT!!
JOKER: For the last f***ing time, just cuz I´m creepy and psychotic doesn´t mean I´m Tom Rothman!!

[TDK Joker]

http://i51.photobucket.com/albums/f358/seanstarrunner/batman2.jpg
BATMAN: Calling all member of JLA..Please dont tell Chris Nolan I'm flying a plane surrounded by dinosaurs, this isnt realistic at all!

[lou2099]

http://i282.photobucket.com/albums/kk280/STKthedarknightGIF/normalintroom.gif
BATMAN: Clone yourself all you want, I'm still gonna smash every one of you through this mirror!!!!

[[A]]

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ADAM WEST BATMAN: "What the... did Aquaman just give me the finger?!"
:lmao: haha good one

[Dr. Fate]

http://i9.photobucket.com/albums/a78/Batmaluco/holy-bat-gadgets-20080718104119416.jpg
Adam West Batman: What a great device: I can see the future! ...But it's not pretty! Run, 21st century Batman, run!


http://i9.photobucket.com/albums/a78/Batmaluco/3cac_1.jpg
Bwahahahahahahahahahahaha

I know it was delayed but that's very funny.


http://i282.photobucket.com/albums/kk280/STKthedarknightGIF/normalintroom.gif
BATMAN: Clone yourself all you want, I'm still gonna smash every one of you through this mirror!!!!

Bwahahahahahahahaha


http://i51.photobucket.com/albums/f358/seanstarrunner/batman2.jpg
BATMAN: Calling all member of JLA..Please dont tell Chris Nolan I'm flying a plane surrounded by dinosaurs, this isnt realistic at all!

hahahahahahahahahahahahahaha


And thank you Aeghast.


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JOKER: "Wheeee! The wheels on the bus go around, round and round, round and round..."

[HR-PUFF&STUFF]

http://www.hotflick.net/flicks/2007_I_m_Not_There/007INT_Christian_Bale_014.jpg
Bale: ...and we can put a happy little tree in there....

[DeGenerate10]

http://www.hotflick.net/flicks/2007_I_m_Not_There/007INT_Christian_Bale_014.jpg

Bale: I'd recommend a good travel agent Mr. Wayne.

[ChocheTheHero]

http://www.hotflick.net/flicks/2007_I_m_Not_There/007INT_Christian_Bale_014.jpg

Warner Bros: Hi, thanks for you interest for the role of Ottis, for Superman Returns, but... HEY!!! YOU´RE BATMAN! GET OUT OF HERE!

[PandaFan]

hey guys.
I was watching 10 things I hate about you and A had a contest
that combined the lyrics to can't take my eyes off of you
and Joker pics...
this was one of the best!

http://fc01.deviantart.com/fs35/f/2008/239/f/6/Batman_by_CheesusCheddar.jpg

Lmao! That is golden.

[Jack Bauer]

http://www.hotflick.net/flicks/2007_I_m_Not_There/007INT_Christian_Bale_014.jpg

"If you excuse me I have to meet with my priest."

http://media.ebaumsworld.com/picture/Stykyn/jokerHD.jpg

"Who?"

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/f/f8/Oldman_2007.JPG

http://www.hotflick.net/flicks/2007_I_m_Not_There/007INT_Christian_Bale_014.jpg

"Him."

[OctaviusINC]

http://i8.photobucket.com/albums/a25/scarecrowx41/1002123.jpg

Dent: Damn it, Bruce! I thought you told me you were going to participate in "Put your hands on your hips while wearing a nice suit" day today like me and Gordon did.

Batman: You have a butt chin.

Dent: What?

Batman: I'm Batman.

*vanishes*

[Ace of Knaves]

^lol

[ultimatefan]

Great stoff guys, especially like the clone one.

http://i9.photobucket.com/albums/a78/Batmaluco/3cac_1.jpg
BATMAN: Thank God I´m not in LA, or these cops would have shot me already...

[Spider-Bat]

http://i276.photobucket.com/albums/kk6/BlueLightning09/Joker1.jpg

"Howdy Folks! Ya' like blood, violence, freaks of nature?
Well then come on down to Captian Spaulding's Museum of Monsters and Madmen. Ha Ha! Yeah, see The Aligator Boy, Ride my famous murder ride. Most of all, don't forget to take home some of my tasty fried chicken! Ha Ha!
It just tastes so damn good."

[Dr. Fate]

http://i276.photobucket.com/albums/kk6/BlueLightning09/Joker1.jpg

"Howdy Folks! Ya' like blood, violence, freaks of nature?
Well then come on down to Captian Spaulding's Museum of Monsters and Madmen. Ha Ha! Yeah, see The Aligator Boy, Ride my famous murder ride. Most of all, don't forget to take home some of my tasty fried chicken! Ha Ha!
It just tastes so damn good."
Hehehehehehehehe


http://i9.photobucket.com/albums/a78/Batmaluco/3cac_1.jpg
BATMAN: Thank God I´m not in LA, or these cops would have shot me already...

Bwahahahahahahahahahahahaha


http://fc01.deviantart.com/fs35/f/2008/239/f/6/Batman_by_CheesusCheddar.jpg

Hahahahahahahahahahahaha

http://i8.photobucket.com/albums/a25/scarecrowx41/1002123.jpg
HARVEY DENT: "And Bruce Wayne... why are you dressed up like Batman?"
JIM GORDON: "Because he *is* Batman you moron!"

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/1/1d/MaggieGyllenhaalinTheDarkKnight.jpg (http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/1/1d/MaggieGyllenhaalinTheDarkKnight.jpg)
RACHEL DAWES: "I wish I may, I wish I might, oh I hope I get laid tonight..."

[Spider-Bat]

Hehehehehehehehe


Bwahahahahahahahahahahahaha


Hahahahahahahahahahahaha



http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/1/1d/MaggieGyllenhaalinTheDarkKnight.jpg (http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/1/1d/MaggieGyllenhaalinTheDarkKnight.jpg)
RACHEL DAWES: "I wish I may, I wish I might, oh I hope I get laid tonight..."
That's funny Fate. Glad ya liked my House of 1,000 corpses one.

[Dr. Fate]

That's funny Fate. Glad ya liked my House of 1,000 corpses one.
Thanks. I saw the look on her face and thought it was perfect for the line.

http://worldscollide.com/kombatants/GreenLantern_Render.jpg
GREEN LANTERN: "Hey, Joker! Time for your prostate exam!"

http://i276.photobucket.com/albums/kk6/BlueLightning09/Joker1.jpg
JOKER: "Nooooooooooo!"



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BATMAN: "No good, I can't manuever!"
GREEN ARROW: "Stay on target."
BATMAN: "We're too close!"
GREEN ARROW: "Stay on target!"

[ultimatefan]

Thanks, doc! Great stuff guys, especially the freak show announcement and the Rachel wants to get laid ones!

[ultimatefan]

http://i8.photobucket.com/albums/a25/scarecrowx41/1002123.jpg
JIM GORDON: When I joined the police academy, I thought it would be fun and esciting, like that movie -- Spaceballs. But instead it was painful and disturbing. Like that movie -- Police Academy.

[Ace of Knaves]

^ epic win. lol

[ultimatefan]

^Thanks!

[Bim]

http://i9.photobucket.com/albums/a78/Batmaluco/holy-bat-gadgets-20080718104119416.jpg
ADAM WEST BATMAN: "What the... did Aquaman just give me the finger?!"
:hehe: this one's awesome!

[ultimatefan]

http://graphics8.nytimes.com/images/2004/10/11/movies/11REEVE2.2.jpg
LEX LUTHOR: So, how´s your friend Batman doing these days? I heard he has a new movie...
SUPERMAN: You´re pushing your luck, Luthor!

[Ace of Knaves]

^ yet again.............brilliant!!!

[Dr. Fate]

:hehe: this one's awesome!
Thanks Bim.

And thanks to you UF. Yours were also very funny.

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v417/GarySeven/see-it.gif
Coming Summer 2011, Christopher Nolan presents - The Passion of the Joker.




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GREEN ARROW: "Do it Bats."
BATMAN: "No."
GREEN ARROW: "Do it, Bats."
BATMAN: "Never!"
GREEN ARROW: "Just do it, Bats!"
BATMAN: "ARGH... I don't normally do this but, if you can hear me... help me, Green Lantern! My plane's going down and my ejector seat's not working!"

http://worldscollide.com/kombatants/GreenLantern_Render.jpg
GREEN LANTERN: "Well if you insist, Bats."

http://msnbcmedia2.msn.com/j/msnbc/Components/Photo_StoryLevel/080630/080630-scoop-ledger-hmed.hmedium.jpg
JOKER: "Now I'm only gonna ask you this one time, Miss Dawes... are you a virgin?"
RACHEL: "Uh... no?"
JOKER: "You lie!"

http://l.yimg.com/img.movies.yahoo.com/ymv/us/img/flickr/30/44/002614233044.jpg
HARVEY DENT: "Now you better dig this and dig it good, you greasy haired man bitsch - keep your hands off my woman!"

[[A]]

Wow that is one big Green Lantern image! Puts my silly 1280x1024 screen to shame

[TheDarkKnight08]

http://i8.photobucket.com/albums/a25/scarecrowx41/1002123.jpg

Batman: What do you think?

Dent: Dude, you need to stop flashing us. This is getting gross.

Gordon: (lispy) Oh, Jeez, let 'em get some air!

Batman: Ew...

[Dr. Fate]

http://l.yimg.com/img.movies.yahoo.com/ymv/us/img/flickr/30/44/002614233044.jpg
HARVEY DENT: "I hid this uncomfortable piece of metal up my ass for two years. Then, after seven years, I was sent home to my family. And now, little man, I give the watch to you."

[Orb]

*a sometime ago*

http://www.christophernolan.net/images/large/batman-begins05.jpg

Gordon:Look I'm telling you clowns are evil.
Batman:I bet your a hundred bucks that they are not!

*sometime later*

http://www.toxicshock.tv/news/wp-content/uploads/the_dark_knight_joker_image.jpg

Joker:HAAHHAHAHAHAH!!! Time to watch the world burn!!!

*Meanwhile*

http://i8.photobucket.com/albums/a25/scarecrowx41/1002123.jpg

Gordon:Time to pay up bats!!

Harvey: Did I miss something?

Batman: Darn it!!!:cmad:

[mackblack01]

http://l.yimg.com/img.movies.yahoo.com/ymv/us/img/flickr/30/44/002614233044.jpg
HARVEY DENT: "I hid this uncomfortable piece of metal up my ass for two years. Then, after seven years, I was sent home to my family. And now, little man, I give the watch to you."
Haha, Classic Pul Fiction! C. Walken was excellent in that part!

[Dr. Fate]

*a sometime ago*

http://www.christophernolan.net/images/large/batman-begins05.jpg

Gordon:Look I'm telling you clowns are evil.
Batman:I bet your a hundred bucks that they are not!

*sometime later*

http://www.toxicshock.tv/news/wp-content/uploads/the_dark_knight_joker_image.jpg

Joker:HAAHHAHAHAHAH!!! Time to watch the world burn!!!

*Meanwhile*

http://i8.photobucket.com/albums/a25/scarecrowx41/1002123.jpg

Gordon:Time to pay up bats!!

Harvey: Did I miss something?

Batman: Darn it!!!:cmad:
Bwahahahahahahahahahahaha

Thank you mackblack.

http://i8.photobucket.com/albums/a25/scarecrowx41/1002123.jpg
BATMAN: "Rachel Dawes is mine!"
HARVEY DENT: "No, she's mine!"
BATMAN: "I knew her first!"
JIM GORDON: "Well, there is three of us, and technically she has-"
DENT: "Stop right there, that is so not an option. You know what, just for suggesting that, just for even thinking that, I get her first!"

Down Below this important rooftop meeting -

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/1/1d/MaggieGyllenhaalinTheDarkKnight.jpg (http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/1/1d/MaggieGyllenhaalinTheDarkKnight.jpg)
RACHEL DAWES: "Tonight's the night, I just know it. Tonight, I'm finally gonna lose my virginity."

[PandaFan]

Bwahahahahahahahahahahaha

Thank you mackblack.

http://i8.photobucket.com/albums/a25/scarecrowx41/1002123.jpg
BATMAN: "Rachel Dawes is mine!"
HARVEY DENT: "No, she's mine!"
BATMAN: "I knew her first!"
JIM GORDON: "Well, there is three of us, and technically she has-"
DENT: "Stop right there, that is so not an option. You know what, just for suggesting that, just for even thinking that, I get her first!"

Down Below this important rooftop meeting -

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/1/1d/MaggieGyllenhaalinTheDarkKnight.jpg (http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/1/1d/MaggieGyllenhaalinTheDarkKnight.jpg)
RACHEL DAWES: "Tonight's the night, I just know it. Tonight, I'm finally gonna lose my virginity."

lmao! that's great.

[Dr. Fate]

lmao! that's great.
Thank you.

http://i8.photobucket.com/albums/a25/scarecrowx41/1002123.jpg
JIM GORDON: "This Joker situation is getting out of hand."
HARVEY DENT: "I agree."
BATMAN: "Don't worry boys, I'm bringing in a ringer."
DENT: "Who?"

http://worldscollide.com/kombatants/GreenLantern_Render.jpg
GREEN LANTERN: "White Knight, Dark Knight, I am your Emerald Knight."

[ultimatefan]

Great stuff, especially the Passion Of Joker and the virginity one.

[ultimatefan]

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/1/1d/MaggieGyllenhaalinTheDarkKnight.jpg (http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/1/1d/MaggieGyllenhaalinTheDarkKnight.jpg)
MAGGIE: Please, please God, I need to come back for a third movie!! I don´t care if Rachel got killed, they can resurrect her!! You saw how Kirsten Dunst´s career is doing out of the Spídey franchise, didn´t you Lord?!?

[Drizzle]

http://i231.photobucket.com/albums/ee118/Tylerw_014/15ko0.jpg
Gambol: You know what? F*** this, man! I'm sick of this koala-huggin n*gga tellin' me to...
(Joker slaps him)
Joker: For four hundred years that word has kept us down.
Gambol:...What the f***?
Joker: Took a whole lot of trying just to get up that hill. Now we up in the big leagues. Gettin' our turn at bat. As long as we live, it's you and me baby.
Gambol: That's the theme song for "The Jeffersons"! You really need help!
Joker: Man, just because it's a theme song don't make it not true.

[Ace of Knaves]

http://host.trivialbeing.org/galleries/tdk-may4-second-dark-knight-trailer-screenshots/joker-cop-car-heath-ledger-snapshot20080504111707.jpg



" *cough* *cough* errrghh i think i just swallowed a june bug"

[sv2]

http://i38.tinypic.com/2lw2hbd.jpg

WB Exec (played by Gary Oldman): The Marvel fans won.. Joel's media campaign for Batman and Robin, and everything he fought for. Undone. Whatever chances you get of fixing the franchise dies on his reputation. We bet it all on him. The Marvel fans took the best of us and tore him down. Fanboys will lose hope!

Nolan: They won't... They must never know what he did.

WB Exec: 50 reviews? 40 of them rotten!?!? You can't sweep that off!

Nolan: But the Marvel fans cannot win. The fanboys need their true hero.

WB Exec: No.....

Nolan: You either die a hero, or you live long enough to see yourself become the villain. I can do those things.... because I'm not a hero. Not like Schumacher..... I directed Batman and Robin... that's what I can be.

WB Exec: No, you didn't... you're not!

Nolan: I'm whatever the fanboys need me to be.... call it in.
____________

http://i37.tinypic.com/v7wiaa.jpg

WB Exec: A director. Not the director we deserved but the director we needed. Nothing less than a hunk. Manly.
____________
WB Exec: They'll hate you.

Nolan: You'll hate me. You'll condemn B&R. Set the dogs on the merchandise.

http://i33.tinypic.com/b6ov8m.jpg

____________

Kid: Why's Nolan running dad?

RT Critic: Because we have to chase him. Because he's the director he fanboys deserve, but not the one they need right now. So we'll hunt him.

**dramatic music kicks in**

http://i36.tinypic.com/2ps1t21.jpg

Because he can take the criticism. Because he's not a hero. He's a sexy englishman... a talented filmmaker. ... The goddamn nolan.

**roll credits**

[Nightmare]

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/1/1d/MaggieGyllenhaalinTheDarkKnight.jpg (http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/1/1d/MaggieGyllenhaalinTheDarkKnight.jpg)
MAGGIE: Please, please God, I need to come back for a third movie!! I don´t care if Rachel got killed, they can resurrect her!! You saw how Kirsten Dunst´s career is doing out of the Spídey franchise, didn´t you Lord?!?

:hehe:

[Ace of Knaves]

is that sposed to be sarcastic? i thought kirstens career has nose-dived after spiderman?

[ultimatefan]

^Yeah, that´s the point.

[Lex Luthor]

http://i8.photobucket.com/albums/a25/scarecrowx41/1002123.jpg

Dent: "Look ... I dont know who Ivan is. And I dont appreciate you constantly bringing whoever he is up everytime I'm around. Besides, I cant work graveyard. Rachel would notice me gone."

Gordon: "Who? Howdy Doody? He dont get no booty!"

[titan101]

http://i38.tinypic.com/2lw2hbd.jpg

WB Exec (played by Gary Oldman): The Marvel fans won.. Joel's media campaign for Batman and Robin, and everything he fought for. Undone. Whatever chances you get of fixing the franchise dies on his reputation. We bet it all on him. The Marvel fans took the best of us and tore him down. Fanboys will lose hope!

Nolan: They won't... They must never know what he did.

WB Exec: 50 reviews? 40 of them rotten!?!? You can't sweep that off!

Nolan: But the Marvel fans cannot win. The fanboys need their true hero.

WB Exec: No.....

Nolan: You either die a hero, or you live long enough to see yourself become the villain. I can do those things.... because I'm not a hero. Not like Schumacher..... I directed Batman and Robin... that's what I can be.

WB Exec: No, you didn't... you're not!

Nolan: I'm whatever the fanboys need me to be.... call it in.
____________

http://i37.tinypic.com/v7wiaa.jpg

WB Exec: A director. Not the director we deserved but the director we needed. Nothing less than a hunk. Manly.
____________
WB Exec: They'll hate you.

Nolan: You'll hate me. You'll condemn B&R. Set the dogs on the merchandise.

http://i33.tinypic.com/b6ov8m.jpg

____________

Kid: Why's Nolan running dad?

RT Critic: Because we have to chase him. Because he's the director he fanboys deserve, but not the one they need right now. So we'll hunt him.

**dramatic music kicks in**

http://i36.tinypic.com/2ps1t21.jpg

Because he can take the criticism. Because he's not a hero. He's a sexy englishman... a talented filmmaker. ... The goddamn nolan.

**roll credits**:pal::applaud:lmao:

[Dr. Fate]

http://i38.tinypic.com/2lw2hbd.jpg

WB Exec (played by Gary Oldman): The Marvel fans won.. Joel's media campaign for Batman and Robin, and everything he fought for. Undone. Whatever chances you get of fixing the franchise dies on his reputation. We bet it all on him. The Marvel fans took the best of us and tore him down. Fanboys will lose hope!

Nolan: They won't... They must never know what he did.

WB Exec: 50 reviews? 40 of them rotten!?!? You can't sweep that off!

Nolan: But the Marvel fans cannot win. The fanboys need their true hero.

WB Exec: No.....

Nolan: You either die a hero, or you live long enough to see yourself become the villain. I can do those things.... because I'm not a hero. Not like Schumacher..... I directed Batman and Robin... that's what I can be.

WB Exec: No, you didn't... you're not!

Nolan: I'm whatever the fanboys need me to be.... call it in.
____________

http://i37.tinypic.com/v7wiaa.jpg

WB Exec: A director. Not the director we deserved but the director we needed. Nothing less than a hunk. Manly.
____________
WB Exec: They'll hate you.

Nolan: You'll hate me. You'll condemn B&R. Set the dogs on the merchandise.

http://i33.tinypic.com/b6ov8m.jpg

____________

Kid: Why's Nolan running dad?

RT Critic: Because we have to chase him. Because he's the director he fanboys deserve, but not the one they need right now. So we'll hunt him.

**dramatic music kicks in**

http://i36.tinypic.com/2ps1t21.jpg

Because he can take the criticism. Because he's not a hero. He's a sexy englishman... a talented filmmaker. ... The goddamn nolan.

**roll credits**
Bwahahahahahahahahahahahahaha! Bahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha! Ahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha! Oh man that's golden! That's genius! That's golden genius!


Glad you liked mine UF. You take that picture of Maggie's Rachel, the look of sincere hope on her face, it's great for trashy innuendo captions like that.

http://www.dvdbeaver.com/film/DVDCompare11/a%20Cecil%20B.%20DeMille%20The%20Ten%20Commandment s%20DVD%20Review%20Charlton%20Heston/R2_1_012717.jpg
33-YEAR OLD CHARLTON HESTON: "C'mon, admit it, with a clean shaven face and some black hair dye, I would have made a much more visually accurate & imposing Batman/Bruce Wayne than Michael Keaton. Hell, my jaw alone is more imposing than him."

http://batman.ugo.com/images/galleries/batman_1989_filmtv/batman_1989_9.jpg
MICHAEL KEATON BATMAN: "Jerk! Why don't ya pick on Adam West for a change?!"

http://www.dvdbeaver.com/film/DVDCompare11/a%20Cecil%20B.%20DeMille%20The%20Ten%20Commandment s%20DVD%20Review%20Charlton%20Heston/R2_1_012717.jpg
MOSES: "Because that would be too easy."

[ultimatefan]

http://i38.tinypic.com/2lw2hbd.jpg

WB Exec (played by Gary Oldman): The Marvel fans won.. Joel's media campaign for Batman and Robin, and everything he fought for. Undone. Whatever chances you get of fixing the franchise dies on his reputation. We bet it all on him. The Marvel fans took the best of us and tore him down. Fanboys will lose hope!

Nolan: They won't... They must never know what he did.

WB Exec: 50 reviews? 40 of them rotten!?!? You can't sweep that off!

Nolan: But the Marvel fans cannot win. The fanboys need their true hero.

WB Exec: No.....

Nolan: You either die a hero, or you live long enough to see yourself become the villain. I can do those things.... because I'm not a hero. Not like Schumacher..... I directed Batman and Robin... that's what I can be.

WB Exec: No, you didn't... you're not!

Nolan: I'm whatever the fanboys need me to be.... call it in.
____________

http://i37.tinypic.com/v7wiaa.jpg

WB Exec: A director. Not the director we deserved but the director we needed. Nothing less than a hunk. Manly.
____________
WB Exec: They'll hate you.

Nolan: You'll hate me. You'll condemn B&R. Set the dogs on the merchandise.

http://i33.tinypic.com/b6ov8m.jpg

____________

Kid: Why's Nolan running dad?

RT Critic: Because we have to chase him. Because he's the director he fanboys deserve, but not the one they need right now. So we'll hunt him.

**dramatic music kicks in**

http://i36.tinypic.com/2ps1t21.jpg

Because he can take the criticism. Because he's not a hero. He's a sexy englishman... a talented filmmaker. ... The goddamn nolan.

**roll credits**

hehehehehehehehehehehehehe, beautiful.

[ultimatefan]

BATMAN TAKES A PICTURE OF HIMSELF EVERYDAY FOR SIXTY-NINE YEARS:

http://z.about.com/d/comicbooks/1/0/t/B/batman3.jpg

http://a.abcnews.com/images/Entertainment/ho_bat_west_050616_ssv.jpg

http://superherouniverse.com/superheroes/images/batman/btas/batman.jpg

http://www.starstore.com/acatalog/BATMAN_BLIND_JUSTICE.jpg

http://downwiththeinternet.files.wordpress.com/2008/03/batman.jpg

http://www.superherostuff.com/characters/Batman/batman_dark_knight_movie_stand_on_cop_car.jpg
BATMAN: You know, I REALLY need to get laid once in a while...

[ultimatefan]

BATMAN TAKES A PICTURE OF HIMSELF EVERYDAY FOR SIXTY-NINE YEARS:

http://z.about.com/d/comicbooks/1/0/t/B/batman3.jpg

http://a.abcnews.com/images/Entertainment/ho_bat_west_050616_ssv.jpg

http://superherouniverse.com/superheroes/images/batman/btas/batman.jpg

http://www.starstore.com/acatalog/BATMAN_BLIND_JUSTICE.jpg

http://downwiththeinternet.files.wordpress.com/2008/03/batman.jpg

http://www.superherostuff.com/characters/Batman/batman_dark_knight_movie_stand_on_cop_car.jpg
BATMAN: You know, I REALLY need to get laid once in a while...

[Majjic Mouse]

http://i231.photobucket.com/albums/ee118/Tylerw_014/15ko0.jpg
Gambol: You know what? F*** this, man! I'm sick of this koala-huggin n*gga tellin' me to...
(Joker slaps him)
Joker: For four hundred years that word has kept us down.
Gambol:...What the f***?
Joker: Took a whole lot of trying just to get up that hill. Now we up in the big leagues. Gettin' our turn at bat. As long as we live, it's you and me baby.
Gambol: That's the theme song for "The Jeffersons"! You really need help!
Joker: Man, just because it's a theme song don't make it not true.

I just choked on my tea at this one. Excellent :applaud

[Dr. Fate]

BATMAN TAKES A PICTURE OF HIMSELF EVERYDAY FOR SIXTY-NINE YEARS:

http://z.about.com/d/comicbooks/1/0/t/B/batman3.jpg

http://a.abcnews.com/images/Entertainment/ho_bat_west_050616_ssv.jpg

http://superherouniverse.com/superheroes/images/batman/btas/batman.jpg

http://www.starstore.com/acatalog/BATMAN_BLIND_JUSTICE.jpg

http://downwiththeinternet.files.wordpress.com/2008/03/batman.jpg

http://www.superherostuff.com/characters/Batman/batman_dark_knight_movie_stand_on_cop_car.jpg
BATMAN: You know, I REALLY need to get laid once in a while...
Bwahahahahaha, yeah he does.

http://www.batmania.com.ar/images/images_adam/durante51.jpg
BATMAN: "
I met a fan dancer down in southside Birmingham

She was running from a fat man

Selling salvation in his hand.
Now he's trying to save me

Well
I'm doing all right the best that I can.
Just another falling angel trying to get through the night.

Step by step
one by one
higher and higher

Step by step
rung by rung
climbing Jacob's ladder.

Coming over the airwaves the man says
I'm overdue

Sing along
send some money
join the chosen few.
Well
mister
I'm not in a hurry
And I don't want to be like you

And all I want from tomorrow is to get it better than today.

Step by step
one by one
higher and higher
. . .

All I want from tomorrow is to get it better than today.
Step by step
one by one
higher and higher

Step by step
rung by rung
climbing and climbing

Step by step
one by one
step by step
rung by rung

Step by step
step by step
step by step..."

[batman11]

(a classic Seinfeld quote, modified a bit ;))

http://i8.photobucket.com/albums/a25/scarecrowx41/1002123.jpg

BATMAN: "After he heckled Rachel, she got so upset she ran out of the building and a street sweeper ran over her foot and severed her pinky-toe."

DENT: "That's unbelievable!"

BATMAN: "Yeah, then after the ambulance left, I found the toe. So, I put it in a Cracker Jack box, filled it with ice and took off for the hospital."

DENT: "You ran?"

BATMAN: "No, I jumped on the bus. I told the driver, 'I got a toe here buddy. Step on it!'"

DENT: "Holy cow!"

BATMAN: "Yeah yeah, then all of a sudden this guy pulls out a gun. Well, I knew any delay's gonna cost her her pinky-toe, so I got out of the seat and I started walking towards him. He says, 'Where do you think you're going, Cracker Jack?' I says, 'Well, I got a little prize for you, buddy.' Pwaa! Pwaa! Keeyah! Knocked him out cold!"

DENT: "How could you do that?!?!?!?!?!"

BATMAN: "Yeah, then everybody is screaming because the driver, he's passed out because of all the commotion. The bus is out of control! So I grab him by the collar, I take him out of the seat, I get behind the wheel... Now I'm driving the bus!"

DENT: "You're Batman."

BATMAN: "Yeah, I am Batman. Then the mugger, he comes to and he starts choking me. So, I'm fighting him off with one hand and I kept driving the bus with the other. Then I managed to open up the door and I kicked him out the door with my foot at the next stop."

DENT: "You kept making all the stops?!?!"

BATMAN: "Well, people kept ringing the bell!"

DENT: "What about the toe? What happened to the toe?"

BATMAN: "Well, I am happy to say that the little guy is back in place at the end of the line."

DENT: "You did all this for a pinky-toe?"

BATMAN: "Well, it's a valuable appendage."

DENT: "WOW!"

GORDON: "He does that."

[Ace of Knaves]

^epic win

[batman11]

^epic win

:woot: ;)

[Dr. Fate]

(a classic Seinfeld quote, modified a bit ;))

http://i8.photobucket.com/albums/a25/scarecrowx41/1002123.jpg

BATMAN: "After he heckled Rachel, she got so upset she ran out of the building and a street sweeper ran over her foot and severed her pinky-toe."

DENT: "That's unbelievable!"

BATMAN: "Yeah, then after the ambulance left, I found the toe. So, I put it in a Cracker Jack box, filled it with ice and took off for the hospital."

DENT: "You ran?"

BATMAN: "No, I jumped on the bus. I told the driver, 'I got a toe here buddy. Step on it!'"

DENT: "Holy cow!"

BATMAN: "Yeah yeah, then all of a sudden this guy pulls out a gun. Well, I knew any delay's gonna cost her her pinky-toe, so I got out of the seat and I started walking towards him. He says, 'Where do you think you're going, Cracker Jack?' I says, 'Well, I got a little prize for you, buddy.' Pwaa! Pwaa! Keeyah! Knocked him out cold!"

DENT: "How could you do that?!?!?!?!?!"

BATMAN: "Yeah, then everybody is screaming because the driver, he's passed out because of all the commotion. The bus is out of control! So I grab him by the collar, I take him out of the seat, I get behind the wheel... Now I'm driving the bus!"

DENT: "You're Batman."

BATMAN: "Yeah, I am Batman. Then the mugger, he comes to and he starts choking me. So, I'm fighting him off with one hand and I kept driving the bus with the other. Then I managed to open up the door and I kicked him out the door with my foot at the next stop."

DENT: "You kept making all the stops?!?!"

BATMAN: "Well, people kept ringing the bell!"

DENT: "What about the toe? What happened to the toe?"

BATMAN: "Well, I am happy to say that the little guy is back in place at the end of the line."

DENT: "You did all this for a pinky-toe?"

BATMAN: "Well, it's a valuable appendage."

DENT: "WOW!"

GORDON: "He does that."
Bwahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha! Bahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha! Ahahahahahahahahahaha! That's brilliant dude, brilliant!


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BATMAN: LET WB RELEASE WATCHMEN IN MARCH, DAMMIT!!
JOKER: For the last f***ing time, just cuz I´m creepy and psychotic doesn´t mean I´m Tom Rothman!!

Bwahahahahahaha, damn you Tom Rothman!


http://www.worldsfinestonline.com/WF/jl/episodes/tabularasa/p1/26.jpg
BATMAN: "So which Disney Princess would you rather sleep with - Snow White, Cinderella, or Sleeping Beauty?"
SUPERMAN: "Cinderella, no contest. There's nothing hotter than a gal who can cook, clean and still balance a tea tray on her head while going up stairs."

Okay now guys I need an objective opinion on which picture this caption works better with, this -

http://i8.photobucket.com/albums/a25/scarecrowx41/1002123.jpg
BATMAN: "Say Harvey, do you like Huey Lewis & The News?"
HARVEY DENT: "Are you kidding man? Huey Lewis & The News is da ****z! In particular I love their songs Jacob's Ladder, Working for a Living, Heart of Rock 'N Roll, I Want A New Drug and those Back to the Future songs."
BATMAN: "Way to ruin a joke dude."
DENT: "Joke? What joke? I thought we were having a conversation."
GORDON: "Oh never mind."

Or this -

http://www.worldsfinestonline.com/WF/jl/episodes/tabularasa/p1/26.jpg
BATMAN: "Say Clark, do you like Huey Lewis & The News?"
SUPERMAN: "Are you kidding man? Huey Lewis & The News is da ****z! Ma & Pa were always trying to keep me from listening to it cause they thought it was a bad influence on me, but luckily I had super hearing to pick it up from all over. In particular I love their songs Jacob's Ladder, Working for a Living, Heart of Rock 'N Roll, I Want A New Drug and those Back to the Future songs."
BATMAN: "Way to ruin a joke dude."
SUPERMAN: "Joke? What joke? I thought we were having a conversation."
BATMAN: "Oh never mind."

[SWAT]

http://www.worldsfinestonline.com/WF/jl/episodes/tabularasa/p1/26.jpg

Supes: Can I be in your next movie... You see, I'm kinda in a rough spot right now... and ummm... Can I? It would mean a lot. A lot.

Bats:... You kidding me? Hey, Do you think I want a sidekick? Do you? Someone in bright colours running beside me in a dark room with a bright light behind us and running in slow motion? Do you? Do you? Then you're sorely mistaken boyscout!

[batman11]

Bwahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha! Bahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha! Ahahahahahahahahahaha! That's brilliant dude, brilliant!

Thanks man. :) And I think your Huey Lewis quote works great with both. :up:

[Dr. Fate]

Thanks man. :) And I think your Huey Lewis quote works great with both. :up:
Thanks.

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BATMAN: "She's my daughter! She's my sister! She's my daughter AND my sister!"

http://i282.photobucket.com/albums/kk280/STKthedarknightGIF/normalintroom.gif
BATMAN: "Don't you never say that Snow White is hotter than Cinderella! Cinderella owns Snow White in terms of sheer hotness and I want you to f***ing acknowledge it!"

[Dark Sentinel]

http://i8.photobucket.com/albums/a25/scarecrowx41/1002123.jpg

Eckhart: I still can't believe I'm dead.

Oldman: I still can't believe you're dead.

Batman: I'm Batman.

Eckhart: Would you stop with that f***ing youtube quote already? There are more important things at stake here!

[SPIDERMAN117]

http://i38.tinypic.com/2lw2hbd.jpg

WB Exec (played by Gary Oldman): The Marvel fans won.. Joel's media campaign for Batman and Robin, and everything he fought for. Undone. Whatever chances you get of fixing the franchise dies on his reputation. We bet it all on him. The Marvel fans took the best of us and tore him down. Fanboys will lose hope!

Nolan: They won't... They must never know what he did.

WB Exec: 50 reviews? 40 of them rotten!?!? You can't sweep that off!

Nolan: But the Marvel fans cannot win. The fanboys need their true hero.

WB Exec: No.....

Nolan: You either die a hero, or you live long enough to see yourself become the villain. I can do those things.... because I'm not a hero. Not like Schumacher..... I directed Batman and Robin... that's what I can be.

WB Exec: No, you didn't... you're not!

Nolan: I'm whatever the fanboys need me to be.... call it in.
____________

http://i37.tinypic.com/v7wiaa.jpg

WB Exec: A director. Not the director we deserved but the director we needed. Nothing less than a hunk. Manly.
____________
WB Exec: They'll hate you.

Nolan: You'll hate me. You'll condemn B&R. Set the dogs on the merchandise.

http://i33.tinypic.com/b6ov8m.jpg

____________

Kid: Why's Nolan running dad?

RT Critic: Because we have to chase him. Because he's the director he fanboys deserve, but not the one they need right now. So we'll hunt him.

**dramatic music kicks in**

http://i36.tinypic.com/2ps1t21.jpg

Because he can take the criticism. Because he's not a hero. He's a sexy englishman... a talented filmmaker. ... The goddamn nolan.

**roll credits**


Wow. You Win.

[Dr. Fate]

http://i8.photobucket.com/albums/a25/scarecrowx41/1002123.jpg

Eckhart: I still can't believe I'm dead.

Oldman: I still can't believe you're dead.

Batman: I'm Batman.

Eckhart: Would you stop with that f***ing youtube quote already? There are more important things at stake here!
Bwahahahahahahaha

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/1/1d/MaggieGyllenhaalinTheDarkKnight.jpg (http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/1/1d/MaggieGyllenhaalinTheDarkKnight.jpg)
RACHEL DAWES: "This one time at band camp, I shoved a flute up my p***y."

[the_tortel]

I'll try....

Fox turns off the midget porno on the GIANT screen....takes hand out of pants..
http://img78.imageshack.us/img78/175/dk0052mg8.jpg

Batman: Lucius.. what were you.. ?

Fox: Uh........this...... uh.. I um,..... this is EXACTLY what it looks like.

[Lex Luthor]

http://tdg.jalbum.net/The%20Dark%20Knight%20-%20Interrogation%20scene/slides/3.jpg

JOKER: "Hmmm ... I'm thinking .... Arbys!"

[ultimatefan]

Bwahahahahahahahahahahahahaha! Bahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha! Ahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha! Oh man that's golden! That's genius! That's golden genius!


Glad you liked mine UF. You take that picture of Maggie's Rachel, the look of sincere hope on her face, it's great for trashy innuendo captions like that.

http://www.dvdbeaver.com/film/DVDCompare11/a%20Cecil%20B.%20DeMille%20The%20Ten%20Commandment s%20DVD%20Review%20Charlton%20Heston/R2_1_012717.jpg
33-YEAR OLD CHARLTON HESTON: "C'mon, admit it, with a clean shaven face and some black hair dye, I would have made a much more visually accurate & imposing Batman/Bruce Wayne than Michael Keaton. Hell, my jaw alone is more imposing than him."

http://batman.ugo.com/images/galleries/batman_1989_filmtv/batman_1989_9.jpg
MICHAEL KEATON BATMAN: "Jerk! Why don't ya pick on Adam West for a change?!"

http://www.dvdbeaver.com/film/DVDCompare11/a%20Cecil%20B.%20DeMille%20The%20Ten%20Commandment s%20DVD%20Review%20Charlton%20Heston/R2_1_012717.jpg
MOSES: "Because that would be too easy."


hehehehehehehhe

[ultimatefan]

Thanks.

http://i282.photobucket.com/albums/kk280/STKthedarknightGIF/normalintroom.gif
BATMAN: "She's my daughter! She's my sister! She's my daughter AND my sister!"

http://i282.photobucket.com/albums/kk280/STKthedarknightGIF/normalintroom.gif
BATMAN: "Don't you never say that Snow White is hotter than Cinderella! Cinderella owns Snow White in terms of sheer hotness and I want you to f***ing acknowledge it!"

hehehehehehe, love the Chinatown quote.

[ultimatefan]

(a classic Seinfeld quote, modified a bit ;))

http://i8.photobucket.com/albums/a25/scarecrowx41/1002123.jpg

BATMAN: "After he heckled Rachel, she got so upset she ran out of the building and a street sweeper ran over her foot and severed her pinky-toe."

DENT: "That's unbelievable!"

BATMAN: "Yeah, then after the ambulance left, I found the toe. So, I put it in a Cracker Jack box, filled it with ice and took off for the hospital."

DENT: "You ran?"

BATMAN: "No, I jumped on the bus. I told the driver, 'I got a toe here buddy. Step on it!'"

DENT: "Holy cow!"

BATMAN: "Yeah yeah, then all of a sudden this guy pulls out a gun. Well, I knew any delay's gonna cost her her pinky-toe, so I got out of the seat and I started walking towards him. He says, 'Where do you think you're going, Cracker Jack?' I says, 'Well, I got a little prize for you, buddy.' Pwaa! Pwaa! Keeyah! Knocked him out cold!"

DENT: "How could you do that?!?!?!?!?!"

BATMAN: "Yeah, then everybody is screaming because the driver, he's passed out because of all the commotion. The bus is out of control! So I grab him by the collar, I take him out of the seat, I get behind the wheel... Now I'm driving the bus!"

DENT: "You're Batman."

BATMAN: "Yeah, I am Batman. Then the mugger, he comes to and he starts choking me. So, I'm fighting him off with one hand and I kept driving the bus with the other. Then I managed to open up the door and I kicked him out the door with my foot at the next stop."

DENT: "You kept making all the stops?!?!"

BATMAN: "Well, people kept ringing the bell!"

DENT: "What about the toe? What happened to the toe?"

BATMAN: "Well, I am happy to say that the little guy is back in place at the end of the line."

DENT: "You did all this for a pinky-toe?"

BATMAN: "Well, it's a valuable appendage."

DENT: "WOW!"

GORDON: "He does that."


hehehehehehehehe, Seinfeld.

[ultimatefan]

http://img78.imageshack.us/img78/175/dk0052mg8.jpg
Lucius: Please, don´t tell me it´s the end of Matrix Reloaded all over again!
Batman: Sometimes, people deserve more than a subpar sequel. Sometimes, people deserve to have their faith in a director rewarded...

[batman11]

hehehehehehehehe, Seinfeld.

Seinfeld always = win. :woot:

[Lex Luthor]

http://batman.ugo.com/images/galleries/batman_1989_filmtv/batman_1989_9.jpg

"Damn, that moon sure would look good with a Batwing infront of it!"

[The Navigator]

^Ha! :D

[ultimatefan]

http://i8.photobucket.com/albums/a25/scarecrowx41/1002123.jpg
BATMAN: Harvey, didn´t you use to be a black guy that then inexplicably turned white, then was a cackling campy villain with a burnt face that looked like chewing gum and a ridiculous suit?
HARVEY: Me? What about you, Gordon, didn´t you use to be a fat, buffoonish, incompetent comissioner who did nothing but turn on the bat-signal?
GORDON: Me? What about HIM (points to Batman)? Wasn´t he a shorty, wimpy guy who could barely move in his suit, then turned into two other guys who wore nipples and codpieces in their suits, and one of them said things like, "Hi Mr Freeze, I´m Batman"?
BATMAN: Bottomline, gentlemen, is we owe Nolan big time.
HARVEY AND GORDON: Amen.

[Dr. Fate]

http://i8.photobucket.com/albums/a25/scarecrowx41/1002123.jpg
BATMAN: Harvey, didn´t you use to be a black guy that then inexplicably turned white, then was a cackling campy villain with a burnt face that looked like chewing gum and a ridiculous suit?
HARVEY: Me? What about you, Gordon, didn´t you use to be a fat, buffoonish, incompetent comissioner who did nothing but turn on the bat-signal?
GORDON: Me? What about HIM (points to Batman)? Wasn´t he a shorty, wimpy guy who could barely move in his suit, then turned into two other guys who wore nipples and codpieces in their suits, and one of them said things like, "Hi Mr Freeze, I´m Batman"?
BATMAN: Bottomline, gentlemen, is we owe Nolan big time.
HARVEY AND GORDON: Amen.
Bwahahahahahahahaha

http://downwiththeinternet.files.wordpress.com/2008/03/batman.jpg
BATMAN: "I Am The Terror That Flaps In The Night! I am the bubblegum that sticks in your hair!"

[swapnilgyani]

Found this online somewhere...
http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3077/2824779451_daf015170d_o.jpg

[Majjic Mouse]

Quality :hehe:

[Dr. Fate]

http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3077/2824779451_daf015170d_o.jpg

Bwahahahahahahahahaha!

http://www.jdevito.com/images/heroes/DC-Catwoman-Post_Large.jpg
CATWOMAN: "I'm gonna tickle torture this WB exec to death for suggesting that they cast Jessica Alba to play me in the next Batman film."

http://koti.mbnet.fi/jukka_i/gallery/poison_ivy_by_jukka.jpg
POISON IVY: "Who says love in the great outdoors is overrated?"

[lou2099]

BATMAN: "I Am The Terror That Flaps In The Night! I am the bubblegum that sticks in your hair!"Ha, Darkwing Duck.

http://downwiththeinternet.files.wordpress.com/2008/03/batman.jpg
BATMAN: *grumble* Hand stuck to leg, feet stuck to Gargoyle. I am NEVER gonna let Robin use Crazy Glue again!

[Dr. Fate]

Ha, Darkwing Duck.

http://downwiththeinternet.files.wordpress.com/2008/03/batman.jpg
BATMAN: *grumble* Hand stuck to leg, feet stuck to Gargoyle. I am NEVER gonna let Robin use Crazy Glue again!
You are correct sir, I was wondering if anyone would get that reference. Hehehe, crazy glue.
Ladies & Gentlemen, the new President of the NRA -
http://i75.photobucket.com/albums/i308/russphillipps/joker_boomstick.jpg
JOKER: "You'll get my shotgun when you pry it from my cold, dead hands!"

[Dr. Fate]

http://i282.photobucket.com/albums/kk280/STKthedarknightGIF/normalintroom.gif
BATMAN: "You feel that?! Huh?! You feel that?! That sting?! You know what that is?! That's pride f***ing with ya! You've gotta control that s*** man!"

[SPIDERMAN117]

"A Silent Gurdian"

http://i124.photobucket.com/albums/p11/superheroguy/The%20Dark%20Knight/Batmannewsuit.jpg


"A Watchful Protector"

http://i106.photobucket.com/albums/m264/bashful2001/dark-knight-rooftop.jpg

*Awesome Music Cue*

"A Dark Knight"

http://i97.photobucket.com/albums/l235/cabglobe/batpod.gif

[Jack Bauer]

http://content.ytmnd.com/content/f/f/0/ff0ed81194ac0e696526014c2fbb2f45.gif

BATMAN: This is some good ****.

[Ace of Knaves]

http://content.ytmnd.com/content/f/f/0/ff0ed81194ac0e696526014c2fbb2f45.gif

BATMAN: This is some good ****.


hahahahahaha that is the single most funny thing i've seen on here!!

[Nightmare]

hahaha

[Ace of Knaves]

they should do a Dark Knight version of Pineapple Express, with Joker and Batman running around getting blazed up and causing all sorts of mischief. I would love to get high with the Joker, you're guarenteed some laughs, maybe sick, morbid laughs but they are all the same to me!!!

[ultimatefan]

Bwahahahahahahahaha

http://downwiththeinternet.files.wordpress.com/2008/03/batman.jpg
BATMAN: "I Am The Terror That Flaps In The Night! I am the bubblegum that sticks in your hair!"

Thanks!

[ultimatefan]

"A Silent Gurdian"

http://i124.photobucket.com/albums/p11/superheroguy/The%20Dark%20Knight/Batmannewsuit.jpg


"A Watchful Protector"

http://i106.photobucket.com/albums/m264/bashful2001/dark-knight-rooftop.jpg

*Awesome Music Cue*

"A Dark Knight"

http://i97.photobucket.com/albums/l235/cabglobe/batpod.gif

Not a joke, but a fine homage to a terrific ending. I thought of doing something like that, but never took the time. The "good s***" one is hilarious.

[ultimatefan]

http://i8.photobucket.com/albums/a25/scarecrowx41/1002123.jpg
One for each other and all for one
the Three brave Amigos are we
Brother to Brother and everyone
A brave amigo
Fighting for justice and liberty
where ever you find is where we will be
for the three brave amigos are we

We are the three Amigos
We are the three Amigos

Over the mountains across the plains
the three brave amigos are we
Stamping out evil till none remains
the brave amigos
the three brave amigos
Where ever they meet us our destinys lead us
amigos we are always together
where ever we go we're three brave amigos
and we'll be amigos forever

We are the three Amigos
We are the three Amigos
We are the three Amigos
and amigos forever we'll be

[lou2099]

they should do a Dark Knight version of Pineapple Express, with Joker and Batman running around getting blazed up and causing all sorts of mischief. I would love to get high with the Joker, you're guarenteed some laughs, maybe sick, morbid laughs but they are all the same to me!!!

This about as close as you will get to that.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QbZy9vHnxRM

[Ace of Knaves]

This about as close as you will get to that.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QbZy9vHnxRM


haha that is fooking awesome!!!!! good find. i loved the aaron eckhart one, where it pauses just as he throws that punch, his face is hilarious!!

[TDK Joker]

http://downwiththeinternet.files.wordpress.com/2008/03/batman.jpg
BATMAN: Hmmmm...Either I'm standing on a different gargoyle then last time or the whole of Gotham City has moved.

[Jonathan Crane]

http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3077/2824779451_daf015170d_o.jpg****ing hilarious!!!!!

[Dr. Fate]

http://i8.photobucket.com/albums/a25/scarecrowx41/1002123.jpg
One for each other and all for one
the Three brave Amigos are we
Brother to Brother and everyone
A brave amigo
Fighting for justice and liberty
where ever you find is where we will be
for the three brave amigos are we

We are the three Amigos
We are the three Amigos

Over the mountains across the plains
the three brave amigos are we
Stamping out evil till none remains
the brave amigos
the three brave amigos
Where ever they meet us our destinys lead us
amigos we are always together
where ever we go we're three brave amigos
and we'll be amigos forever

We are the three Amigos
We are the three Amigos
We are the three Amigos
and amigos forever we'll be
Hehe, you know, I've never seen that all the way through.

http://www.worldsfinestonline.com/WF/jl/episodes/tabularasa/p1/26.jpg
SUPERMAN: "Hey Bruce, I've got this new crime fighting technique called the Nut-Cracker. Wanna see how it works?"
BATMAN: "Sure, as long as it's not on me."

Half an hour later -

http://www.worldsfinestonline.com/WF/superman/reviews/worldsfinest/59.jpg
SUPERMAN: "Hey Joker, knock knock."
JOKER: "Uh... who's there?"
SUPERMAN: "Who's cracking your nuts."
JOKER: "Who's cracking your nuts who? Wait, wait a minute, who's cracking *my* nuts?"
SUPERMAN: "Apparently, I'm cracking your nuts!" [Superman punches Joker below the belt]

http://www.worldsfinestonline.com/WF/jl/episodes/wildcard/p2/22.jpg
JOKER: "OW! My... nuts... he... cracked... my... nuts... literally..."

http://www.worldsfinestonline.com/WF/jlu/bios/superman/60.jpg
SUPERMAN: "And that my friend is how the Nut-Cracker works."
BATMAN: "Damn Clark, that was pretty low brow of you. I enjoy watching the Joker get his nuts cracked as much as the next guy, but still, that was low."

[Dr. Fate]

http://content.ytmnd.com/content/f/f/0/ff0ed81194ac0e696526014c2fbb2f45.gif

BATMAN: This is some good ****.
Bwahahahaha, brilliant!

You know, Heath actually looks a lot like Jack hanging upside down there.

http://media.movieweb.com/galleries/482/2099/hi/do4.jpg
ROUTH: "C'mon man, let me play the Riddler! I need to re-establish my fan boy cred and I need a steady gig now that the Superman gig has flown the coup!"

http://cache.daylife.com/imageserve/058hbjagAJ0WL/610x.jpg
BALE: "What do you say, Chris? Should we help a brother out?"
NOLAN: "Let me think about it Chris."

[darkseid26]

^^lol

[Dr. Fate]

^^lol
Thanks.

http://content.ytmnd.com/content/f/f/0/ff0ed81194ac0e696526014c2fbb2f45.gif
BATMAN: "Now you know where I derive the power to talk in that gravelly neo-Eastwood style raspy voice that has become my trademark over the years."
JOKER: "Hey, give me some of that."

[Dr. Fate]

http://www.batmania.com.ar/images/images_adam/durante51.jpg
BATMAN: "They say the neon lights are bright on Broadway (on Broadway)
They say there's always magic in the air (on Broadway)
But when you're walkin' down that street
And you ain't had enough to eat
The glitter rubs right off and you're nowhere (on Broadway)

They say the girls are something else on Broadway (on Broadway)
But looking at them just gives me the blues (on Broadway)
'Cause how ya gonna make some time
When all you got is one thin dime?
And one thin dime won't even shine your shoes (on Broadway)

Ha! They say that I won't last too long on Broadway (on Broadway)
I'll catch a Greyhound bus for home, they all say (on Broadway)
But oh! They're dead wrong, I know they are
'Cause I can play this here guitar
And I won't quit till I'm a star on Broadway (on Broadway)

Oh, they're dead wrong, I know they are
'Cause I can play this here guitar
And I won't quit till I'm a star on Broadway (on Broadway)
On Broadway (on Broadway)
I'm gonna make it, yeah (on Broadway)
I'll be a big, big, big man (on Broadway)
I'll have my name in lights (on Broadway)
Everybody, everybody's gonna know me, yes (on Broadway)
All up and down Broadway (on Broadway)
Ohhhhh yeah! (on Broadway)..."

[Majjic Mouse]

http://content.ytmnd.com/content/f/f/0/ff0ed81194ac0e696526014c2fbb2f45.gif

I know I'm gonna get slaughtered for this but ...

Batman : "That was amazing"
Joker : "You like? Me love you long time, only two dollah!"

[ultimatefan]

http://content.ytmnd.com/content/f/f/0/ff0ed81194ac0e696526014c2fbb2f45.gif
Joker: See dude, isn´t it, like, much better than beating the crap out of each other and having all those "who´s the real freak" arguments and mind games that like, you know, haven´t gone anywhere in almost, like, seven decades?
Batman: Dude, I was like, so wasting my life...
Joker: Wanna, like, pick up hookers after this?
Batman: Totally, bro.

[TheDarkKnight08]

http://latinoreview.com/images/user/balearnoldMTX_450x350.jpg

Bale: Bet your ass you're gonna be in this movie? Do you know how much I had to fix because of you?

Schwarzenegger: I'm sorry, it wasn't my fault. Why don't you drop Schumacher from a balcony and break his legs?

Bale: Shumacher's still alive?

[TheDarkKnight08]

http://content.ytmnd.com/content/f/f/0/ff0ed81194ac0e696526014c2fbb2f45.gif


Joker (http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0290556/): Just sit back and get ready to enjoy some of the rarest weed known to mankind.
[he lights a joint and inhales]
Batman (http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0736622/): It's really that rare?
Joker (http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0290556/): [exhales] It's, like, the rarest.
[he examines the joint]
Joker (http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0290556/): It's almost a shame to smoke it. It's like killing a unicorn...with, like, a bomb.

[Toxin72]

http://latinoreview.com/images/user/balearnoldMTX_450x350.jpg

Bale: Bet your ass you're gonna be in this movie? Do you know how much I had to fix because of you?

Schwarzenegger: I'm sorry, it wasn't my fault. Why don't you drop Schumacher from a balcony and break his legs?

Bale: Shumacher's still alive?

It's funny because bale and crew had to fix what arnold and crew destroyed in batman & robin, yet know he's playing in the series that arnold helped to make awesome.

[Dr. Fate]

http://content.ytmnd.com/content/f/f/0/ff0ed81194ac0e696526014c2fbb2f45.gif
Joker: See dude, isn´t it, like, much better than beating the crap out of each other and having all those "who´s the real freak" arguments and mind games that like, you know, haven´t gone anywhere in almost, like, seven decades?
Batman: Dude, I was like, so wasting my life...
Joker: Wanna, like, pick up hookers after this?
Batman: Totally, bro.
Bwahahahahahahaha

http://www.jdevito.com/images/heroes/DC-Catwoman-Post_Large.jpg
CATWOMAN: "This is what he gets for not using Protection."

[CELTICPRED]

http://www.batmania.com.ar/images/images_adam/durante51.jpg

never gonna give you up

never gonna let you down

never gonna turn around

and desert youuuuuuuuuuu

[Dr. Fate]

http://www.2dadventure.com/ags/jokersavesharley.png
JOKER: "Alright, who here dared criticize Brokeback Mountain?!"

[Sawyer]

hey guys.
I was watching 10 things I hate about you and A had a contest
that combined the lyrics to can't take my eyes off of you
and Joker pics...
this was one of the best!

http://fc01.deviantart.com/fs35/f/2008/239/f/6/Batman_by_CheesusCheddar.jpg

"No Singing!"

lol Thats pure gold. :up:

[SalaciousVC]

http://content.ytmnd.com/content/f/f/0/ff0ed81194ac0e696526014c2fbb2f45.gif

"

wtf?

[Dr. Fate]

http://i113.photobucket.com/albums/n237/mkrolfe/egglaugh03.jpg
ADAM WEST BATMAN: "You're telling us we have less than 3 seasons?! You've gotta be kidding!"

[Jack Bauer]

http://content.ytmnd.com/content/f/f/0/ff0ed81194ac0e696526014c2fbb2f45.gif
BATMAN: "Now you know where I derive the power to talk in that gravelly neo-Eastwood style raspy voice that has become my trademark over the years."
JOKER: "Hey, give me some of that."
LAMO!

So that's how Bale does it. He smokes a pack a day.

[Sawyer]

http://i113.photobucket.com/albums/n237/mkrolfe/egglaugh03.jpg
ADAM WEST BATMAN: "You're telling us we have less than 3 seasons?! You've gotta be kidding!"

LOL. Were Batman and Robin dropping acid there, or something?

[SPIDERMAN117]

http://latinoreview.com/images/user/balearnoldMTX_450x350.jpg


Bale: I never said Thank you for messing up the franchise. Because thanks to you guys Heath maybe nomintated for "Best Supporting Actor" and for "Best Picture"

Arnold: And you'll never have to.

[ultimatefan]

Bwahahahahahahaha

http://www.jdevito.com/images/heroes/DC-Catwoman-Post_Large.jpg
CATWOMAN: "This is what he gets for not using Protection."

Thanks!

hehehehehehe, Superman, right?:hehe:

[ultimatefan]

http://content.ytmnd.com/content/f/f/0/ff0ed81194ac0e696526014c2fbb2f45.gif
JOKER: You know what, dude... That movie, The Love Guru, it´s actually kinda funny!
BATMAN: Wow, now THAT´S being high, dude...

[blk_spidey]

^ lol! i saw the love guru last night.. was funny

[ultimatefan]

Great weed, huh? (j/k)

[BeserkerHilf]

where did you get a file with such good quality?

[Dr. Fate]

http://content.ytmnd.com/content/f/f/0/ff0ed81194ac0e696526014c2fbb2f45.gif
JOKER: You know what, dude... That movie, The Love Guru, it´s actually kinda funny!
BATMAN: Wow, now THAT´S being high, dude...
Bwahahahahahahaha, brilliant.


Thanks!

hehehehehehe, Superman, right?:hehe:

Naturally.


http://latinoreview.com/images/user/balearnoldMTX_450x350.jpg


Bale: I never said Thank you for messing up the franchise. Because thanks to you guys Heath maybe nomintated for "Best Supporting Actor" and for "Best Picture"

Arnold: And you'll never have to.

Bwahahahahahaha, also brilliant.


LOL. Were Batman and Robin dropping acid there, or something?

I'm not sure, it might have been laughing gas for all I know.


LAMO!

So that's how Bale does it. He smokes a pack a day.

Thanks. And he'll smoke 'em as long as he has to.

http://www.jdevito.com/images/heroes/DC-Catwoman-Post_Large.jpg
CATWOMAN: "This is the punishment he gets for saying Batgirl was hotter than me."

[kyuubijavi1]

Found this online somewhere...
http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3077/2824779451_daf015170d_o.jpg

This is genius

[Sawyer]

This is genius

Agreed. Particularly Jokers face on the last panel.

[darkseid26]

lol, to all

[Dr. Fate]

Agreed. Particularly Jokers face on the last panel.
Double agreed.

http://www.batmania.com.ar/images/images_adam/durante51.jpg
BATMAN: "Lord almighty,
I feel my temperature rising
Higher higher
Its burning through to my soul

Girl, girl, girl
You gonna set me on fire
My brain is flaming
I dont know which way to go

Your kisses lift me higher
Like the sweet song of a choir
You light my morning sky
With burning love

Ooh, ooh, ooh,
I feel my temperature rising
Help me, Im flaming
I must be a hundred and nine
Burning, burning, burning
And nothing can cool me
I just might turn into smoke
But I feel fine

Cause your kisses lift me higher
Like a sweet song of a choir
And you light my morning sky
With burning love

Its coming closer
The flames are reaching my body
Please wont you help me
I feel like Im slipping away
Its hard to breath
And my chest is a-heaving

Lord almighty,
Im burning a hole where I lay
Cause your kisses lift me higher
Like the sweet song of a choir
You light my morning sky
With burning love
With burning love
Ah, ah, burning love
Im just a hunk, a hunk of burning love
Just a hunk, a hunk of burning love
Just a hunk, a hunk of burning love
Just a hunk, a hunk of burning love
Just a hunk, a hunk of burning love
Just a hunk, a hunk of burning love..."

[Jack Bauer]

Thanks. And he'll smoke 'em as long as he has to.
Thanks for the comment.
http://www.jdevito.com/images/heroes/DC-Catwoman-Post_Large.jpg
CATWOMAN: "This is the punishment he gets for saying Batgirl was hotter than me."
http://content.ytmnd.com/content/f/f/0/ff0ed81194ac0e696526014c2fbb2f45.gif

BATMAN: Now you know Joker, never mess with Catwoman.

[BlueLightning]

Not mine.
http://i276.photobucket.com/albums/kk6/BlueLightning09/884025178a8517065631l.jpg

[ultimatefan]

^hehehehehehehe, awesome.

Thanks, Doc! Nice song.

The Sshwarzenegger stuff is cool too.

[ultimatefan]

http://latinoreview.com/images/user/balearnoldMTX_450x350.jpg
SCHWARZENEGGER: Stop saying s*** about Batman Und Robin or You´ll nevah set foot in Califohnia again!!

[ultimatefan]

http://content.ytmnd.com/content/f/f/0/ff0ed81194ac0e696526014c2fbb2f45.gif
JOER: Know your weed limits, Batman dude.
Batman: Batman has no weed limits.

[Ace of Knaves]

http://content.ytmnd.com/content/f/f/0/ff0ed81194ac0e696526014c2fbb2f45.gif


Joker: Don't you know the sacred rule? It's puff puff pass, not puff puff puff!!!
Batman: I only have ONE rule.........and that is not it!!!

[lou2099]

http://cache.daylife.com/imageserve/058hbjagAJ0WL/610x.jpg
NOLAN:{thinking} Okay, I knew this would happen eventually. My hand is on Christian's butt. I'll just look away and pretend it's just normal.
BALE: {thinking} Okay, I knew this would happen eventually. Chris' hand is on my butt. I'll just smile at the cameras and pretend it's just normal.
JACKMAN: {aloud to lady} Okay, I knew this would happen eventually. Nolan's hand is on Chris's butt and they're pretending it's just normal!!!

[Lightning257]

http://i113.photobucket.com/albums/n237/mkrolfe/egglaugh03.jpg
BATMAN: "No, really. You HAVE to see this! He gets his WHOLE hand in
there, all the way up to his elbow. It's hilarious!!!"

[Bubastis]

Hehe, you know, I've never seen that all the way through.

http://www.worldsfinestonline.com/WF/jl/episodes/tabularasa/p1/26.jpg
SUPERMAN: "Hey Bruce, I've got this new crime fighting technique called the Nut-Cracker. Wanna see how it works?"
BATMAN: "Sure, as long as it's not on me."

Didn't that picture become its own little meme for a while and it was like Superman and Batman talking about film?

[Dr. Fate]

Nice follow up, Jack.

http://latinoreview.com/images/user/balearnoldMTX_450x350.jpg
SCHWARZENEGGER: Stop saying s*** about Batman Und Robin or You´ll nevah set foot in Califohnia again!!

http://content.ytmnd.com/content/f/f/0/ff0ed81194ac0e696526014c2fbb2f45.gif
JOER: Know your weed limits, Batman dude.
Batman: Batman has no weed limits.

Bwahahahahahaha


http://i113.photobucket.com/albums/n237/mkrolfe/egglaugh03.jpg
BATMAN: "No, really. You HAVE to see this! He gets his WHOLE hand in
there, all the way up to his elbow. It's hilarious!!!"

Bwahahahahahaha


http://content.ytmnd.com/content/f/f/0/ff0ed81194ac0e696526014c2fbb2f45.gif


Joker: Don't you know the sacred rule? It's puff puff pass, not puff puff puff!!!
Batman: I only have ONE rule.........and that is not it!!!

Bwahahahahahahahahaha

http://www.jlanimated.com/episodes/paradiselostpart1/Image492.jpghttp://www.worldsfinestonline.com/WF/jl/episodes/paradiselost/p1/14.jpg
WONDER WOMAN: "Oh my God he's dead!"
BATMAN: "Hmm, that's too bad. Send a ham to his widow."
SUPERMAN: "Mmm... ham..."
WONDER WOMAN: "No, wait, he's alive!"
BATMAN: "Oh really? Cancel the ham."
SUPERMAN: "D'oh!"

[Ace of Knaves]

^very good!!

[Dr. Fate]

^very good!!
Thanks.

http://latinoreview.com/images/user/balearnoldMTX_450x350.jpg
CHRISTIAN BALE: "So are you really 6-foot-2 or are you merely 6-foot-1.5?"
ARNOLD SCHWARZENEGGER: "I'm taller than you, isn't that enough?!"

[BlueLightning]

http://latinoreview.com/images/user/balearnoldMTX_450x350.jpg
Arnold: Hey Christian, Can I play Mr. Freeze in your next...?
Christian Bale: No.
Arnold:How about a killing robo...?
Christian Bale: No.
Arnold: How about a cameo as a governa...?
Christian Bale: ¡NO! ¡Get outta here, go kick some ice or something!

[Dr. Fate]

Didn't that picture become its own little meme for a while and it was like Superman and Batman talking about film?
Film & TV, yeah.

http://www.jdevito.com/images/heroes/DC-Catwoman-Post_Large.jpg
CATWOMAN: "This man assumed that I was cheap & easy. He was wrong on both counts."

[batman11]

Not mine.
http://i276.photobucket.com/albums/kk6/BlueLightning09/884025178a8517065631l.jpg

Heh. This is mine. Where'd you find it dude? I'm curious. :woot:

[Jack Bauer]

Nice follow up, Jack.
Thanks.

[ultimatefan]

Thanks, Doc! The puff pass one and the West and Ward ones are great too!

[ultimatefan]

Didn't that picture become its own little meme for a while and it was like Superman and Batman talking about film?

Oh yeah, I miss that...

[ultimatefan]

http://www.worldsfinestonline.com/WF/jl/episodes/tabularasa/p1/26.jpg
SUPERMAN: So, Bruce, what did ya think of the summer movie season?
BATMAN: Besides the fact I kicked everybody´s ass? Well, Wall-E was yet another display of Pixar´s brilliance, Iron Man may not have been The Dark Knight, but I can acknowledge it was a pretty outstanding superhero movie, too bad The Incredible Hulk didn´t do that well, was a fairly good take on the character, Hancock wasn´t my cup of tea but you can´t deny Will Smith´s charisma, and Harrison Ford may be way past his prime, but his Indiana Jones still is an entertaining character.
SUPERMAN: What about our studio´s Speed Racer?
BATMAN: Speed Racer who?

[Ace of Knaves]

^poor speed racer. he'll never live that down!

[ultimatefan]

No he won´t. Too bad, I dug that cartoon as a kid.

[BlueLightning]

Heh. This is mine. Where'd you find it dude? I'm curious. :woot:
I will answer you, with style :woot::

http://i276.photobucket.com/albums/kk6/BlueLightning09/Whereareyou.jpg


batman11: Where´d you find it dude?!




http://i276.photobucket.com/albums/kk6/BlueLightning09/Here.jpg

BlueLightning: Here (http://www.bebo.com/PhotoAlbumBig.jsp?PageNbr=1&MemberId=884025178&PhotoAlbumId=8410685493&PhotoId=8517065631)
batman11: Whoaaa!

[batman11]

^ Hehehe that's amazing bro! LOL :woot:

Thanks. :)

[Ace of Knaves]

http://i200.photobucket.com/albums/aa150/DolphinsNUM34/tdk_trailercaps9.jpg

Joker: Do you know what "nemesis" means? A righteous infliction of retribution manifested by an appropriate agent. Personified in this case by an 'orrible caant......... me.

[Hello Beautiful]

http://i200.photobucket.com/albums/aa150/DolphinsNUM34/tdk_trailercaps9.jpg

Joker: Do you know what "nemesis" means? A righteous infliction of retribution manifested by an appropriate agent. Personified in this case by an 'orrible caant......... me.

Quality stuff. My favourite 'Snatch' quote too.


You're going down.....
http://i164.photobucket.com/albums/u31/The_Dark_Knight_photos/titanicsinking.jpg

[Lex Luthor]

http://latinoreview.com/images/user/balearnoldMTX_450x350.jpg

"Look, girly man. Johnny Gobbs got ripped and took a walk off the roof. No big loss."

[sv2]

http://i164.photobucket.com/albums/u31/The_Dark_Knight_photos/titanicsinking.jpg Come on, HIT ME!!!

[The Man of Steel]

:lmao::lmao::lmao:

[Dr. Fate]

http://www.worldsfinestonline.com/WF/jl/episodes/tabularasa/p1/26.jpg
SUPERMAN: So, Bruce, what did ya think of the summer movie season?
BATMAN: Besides the fact I kicked everybody´s ass? Well, Wall-E was yet another display of Pixar´s brilliance, Iron Man may not have been The Dark Knight, but I can acknowledge it was a pretty outstanding superhero movie, too bad The Incredible Hulk didn´t do that well, was a fairly good take on the character, Hancock wasn´t my cup of tea but you can´t deny Will Smith´s charisma, and Harrison Ford may be way past his prime, but his Indiana Jones still is an entertaining character.
SUPERMAN: What about our studio´s Speed Racer?
BATMAN: Speed Racer who?
Bwahahahahahahahahaha, brilliant.

http://www.worldsfinestonline.com/WF/jl/episodes/tabularasa/p1/26.jpg
SUPERMAN: "So is it fun being a heartless a--hole at the most inappropriate times?"
BATMAN: "Believe it or not, no."

[SuperZer0]

http://latinoreview.com/images/user/balearnoldMTX_450x350.jpg
BALE: I'm the new face of the Terminator franchise. :hehe:
SCHWARZENEGGER: No. I'll be back. :cwink:

[ultimatefan]

Quality stuff. My favourite 'Snatch' quote too.


You're going down.....
http://i164.photobucket.com/albums/u31/The_Dark_Knight_photos/titanicsinking.jpg

I love the manips. Wish I had the time and skill for it.

[ultimatefan]

Bwahahahahahahahahaha, brilliant.

http://www.worldsfinestonline.com/WF/jl/episodes/tabularasa/p1/26.jpg
SUPERMAN: "So is it fun being a heartless a--hole at the most inappropriate times?"
BATMAN: "Believe it or not, no."

Thanks!

hehehehehe, Batman has no fun...

[ultimatefan]

Hehe, you know, I've never seen that all the way through.

http://www.worldsfinestonline.com/WF/jl/episodes/tabularasa/p1/26.jpg
SUPERMAN: "Hey Bruce, I've got this new crime fighting technique called the Nut-Cracker. Wanna see how it works?"
BATMAN: "Sure, as long as it's not on me."

Half an hour later -

http://www.worldsfinestonline.com/WF/superman/reviews/worldsfinest/59.jpg
SUPERMAN: "Hey Joker, knock knock."
JOKER: "Uh... who's there?"
SUPERMAN: "Who's cracking your nuts."
JOKER: "Who's cracking your nuts who? Wait, wait a minute, who's cracking *my* nuts?"
SUPERMAN: "Apparently, I'm cracking your nuts!" [Superman punches Joker below the belt]

http://www.worldsfinestonline.com/WF/jl/episodes/wildcard/p2/22.jpg
JOKER: "OW! My... nuts... he... cracked... my... nuts... literally..."

http://www.worldsfinestonline.com/WF/jlu/bios/superman/60.jpg
SUPERMAN: "And that my friend is how the Nut-Cracker works."
BATMAN: "Damn Clark, that was pretty low brow of you. I enjoy watching the Joker get his nuts cracked as much as the next guy, but still, that was low."


hehehehehehehehe, admit it Batman, lowbrow or not, cracking nuts is always fun...

[ultimatefan]

http://www.jlanimated.com/episodes/paradiselostpart1/Image492.jpg
WONDER WOMAN: Any last words?
SUPERMAN: Yes, tell Batman he´s an a**hole, I always hated his guts, and I thought The Dark Knight was too depressing...

[Doctor Jones]

i'm new here guys. so bare with me. does anyone know how to access the pictures by themselves? thanks!

[Doctor Jones]

Bwahahahahahahahahaha, brilliant.

http://www.worldsfinestonline.com/WF/jl/episodes/tabularasa/p1/26.jpg
SUPERMAN: "So is it fun being a heartless a--hole at the most inappropriate times?"
BATMAN: "Believe it or not, no."

hehehehe....

BATMAN: So Clark, how does it feel to be beaten by a guy who eleven years before had nipples on his costume, failed miserably at the box office with fans and critics and to be beaten eleven years later with my film being the second hightest grossing film of all time when you came back with just a bastard child and an anorexic lois?
SUPERMAN: Um... um.... i..... had.... Kevin Spacey...
BATMAN: Why, Clark. You sound alot like Obama.
SUPERMAN::cmad:

[Ace of Knaves]

yo doctor jones just quote the picture you want and then delete the quote tags and dialogue

[Hello Beautiful]

http://i164.photobucket.com/albums/u31/The_Dark_Knight_photos/titanicsinking.jpg

"Starting tonight....people will die...I'm a man of my wuuurd"


Bad taste?

[Doctor Jones]

yo doctor jones just quote the picture you want and then delete the quote tags and dialogue

thanks alot ace of knaves!

[Zephyr Alexian]

Didn't I kill you? I swear that I still have that tie.

http://batman.ugo.com/images/galleries/batman_1989_filmtv/batman_1989_9.jpg

[Doctor Jones]

http://www.jlanimated.com/episodes/paradiselostpart1/Image492.jpg
WONDER WOMAN: Any else you would like to say?
SUPERMAN: yeah, i got this ******* headache. it's been bothering me all day. have any aspirin?

[Doctor Jones]

http://www.jlanimated.com/episodes/paradiselostpart1/Image492.jpg
WONDER WOMAN: Anything else you would like to say?
SUPERMAN: Yeah. i got this ******* headache. It's been bothering me all day. Have any aspirin?

[Doctor Jones]

http://www.jlanimated.com/episodes/paradiselostpart1/Image492.jpg
SUPERMAN: Diana... I have something to tell you.... something I need to say.... I.... I....
WONDER WOMAN(hopeful) Yes Clark?
SUPERMAN: I got this ******* headache. It's been bothering me all day. Got any aspirin?

[Doctor Jones]

oops, sorry. i had to edit it. don't get mad at me!

[Doctor Jones]

[quote=SuperZer0;15657516]http://latinoreview.com/images/user/balearnoldMTX_450x350.jpg
SCHWARZENEGGER: Plastics.
BALE: :huh:

[Doctor Jones]

http://i200.photobucket.com/albums/aa150/DolphinsNUM34/tdk_trailercaps9.jpg

Joker: The greatest trick the devil ever pulled was convincing the world he didn't exist. And just like that: He's gone!

[kyuubijavi1]

http://www.jlanimated.com/episodes/paradiselostpart1/Image492.jpg
WONDER WOMAN: Any last words?
SUPERMAN: Yes, tell Batman he´s an a**hole, I always hated his guts, and I thought The Dark Knight was too depressing...

LMAO :hehe:

[Ace of Knaves]

http://www.jlanimated.com/episodes/paradiselostpart1/Image492.jpg

Superman: Dianna you know that thing we talked about?
Wonderwoman: Whats that?
Superman: You know, about what would happen if one of us was about to die?
Wonderwoman: Errrrr yea
Superman: Well..........
Wonderwoman: Oh do me a favour Clark, you've only pulled your hamstring!!
Superman: Damn!!!!

[Hello Beautiful]

http://i200.photobucket.com/albums/aa150/DolphinsNUM34/tdk_trailercaps9.jpg

"Before you ask, yes, it's 'Rude Red' by Maybelline..... What? Maybe I am born with it...."

[Ace of Knaves]

^......maybe its Maybelline.

[Dr. Fate]

Welcome to the boards, Dr. Jones. We hope you enjoy your stay, refreshments are in the lobby. :cwink:

UF - yeah I also wish I had the time & skill for manips.

http://www.jlanimated.com/episodes/paradiselostpart1/Image492.jpg
WONDER WOMAN: Any last words?
SUPERMAN: Yes, tell Batman he´s an a**hole, I always hated his guts, and I thought The Dark Knight was too depressing...
Bwahahahahahahahahaha

SuperZero - bwahahahahaha to yours as well.

http://www.worldsfinestonline.com/WF/jl/episodes/wildcard/p2/22.jpg
JOKER: "Ow! Damn it Harley, I said no teeth!"

[Doctor Jones]

http://batman.ugo.com/images/galleries/batman_1989_filmtv/batman_1989_9.jpg
BATMAN: It's the Staypuff Marshmallow Man.

[Doctor Jones]

http://superdickery.com/images/dick/216_4_180.jpg

http://batman.ugo.com/images/galleries/batman_thedarkknightreturns_comics/batman_thedarkknightreturns_3.jpg
BATMAN: That's for supporting Obama!

[Doctor Jones]

[http://i37.photobucket.com/albums/e53/megscafe/darkknightnomcake.gif
HARVEY DENT: Nolan your love for realism and cake has gone too far!

[Doctor Jones]

http://www.follow-me-now.de/assets/images/Batman_and_Robin-3.jpg

O'DONNEL: George, i don't know how you did it. You came from being in the disaster that is this film to earning an academy award and you were declared the sexiest man alive and women still want you even though you are showing in age. How the hell do you do it?
CLOONEY: Chicks, man.
O'DONNEL: Is that it? Bang hotter chicks?
CLOONEY: No, I'm reminding you to clean out the pen for the baby chicklets when we get off work.
O'DONNEL: I will never know!:cmad:

[Doctor Jones]

http://img530.imageshack.us/img530/4634/dk0024ed2lh9.jpg (http://imageshack.us)

DENT: Hey!!

BATMAN: Your the back bone of this film my ass! It's called The Dark Knight! I'm the Goddamn Batman!

*Batman throws him out. Dent sees Nice Coat Man from BB.

NICE COAT MAN: Should of did better.

[Doctor Jones]

[quote=SuperZer0;15561416]http://img530.imageshack.us/img530/4634/dk0024ed2lh9.jpg (http://imageshack.us)

BATMAN: You're the backbone of this film my ass! It's called The Dark Knight! I'm the Goddamn Batman!

DENT: Wait!

Batman throws him to the ground. Dent sees Nice Coat Man from BB

NICE COAT MAN: Should of did better.

[Dr. Fate]

Lots of great stuff guys.

http://img530.imageshack.us/img530/4634/dk0024ed2lh9.jpg (http://imageshack.us)
BATMAN: "Damn it, I told you she was mine tonight!"

http://www.pestaola.gr/images/megan_fox_fhm_2006_calendar.jpg
MEGAN FOX: "I love it when they fight over me."

[darkseid26]

:applaud:pal::lmao::applaud , to all!

[Bat-Mite]

http://superdickery.com/images/dick/216_4_180.jpg

http://batman.ugo.com/images/galleries/batman_thedarkknightreturns_comics/batman_thedarkknightreturns_3.jpg
BATMAN: That's for supporting Obama!hehehehe....

BATMAN: So Clark, how does it feel to be beaten by a guy who eleven years before had nipples on his costume, failed miserably at the box office with fans and critics and to be beaten eleven years later with my film being the second hightest grossing film of all time when you came back with just a bastard child and an anorexic lois?
SUPERMAN: Um... um.... i..... had.... Kevin Spacey...
BATMAN: Why, Clark. You sound alot like Obama.
SUPERMAN::cmad:IMO, the political comments are unnecessary and ruin any chance your posts might have had of being humorous. This thread has been a lot of fun for everyone thus far and we don't need divisive politicking ruining that. There's a more appropriate board (http://forums.superherohype.com/forumdisplay.php?f=397) for that kind of thing (although I would read the announcements before posting there if I were you).

[Dr. Fate]

:applaud:pal::lmao::applaud , to all!
Thanks, we try.

http://img131.imageshack.us/img131/1111/batmansmoothgifmediumup8.gif
BATMAN: "My newest suit now comes in multi-color alterations in order to create a surreal effect on the targeted perpetrator."

[TheDarkKnight08]

Thanks, we try.

http://img131.imageshack.us/img131/1111/batmansmoothgifmediumup8.gif
BATMAN: "My newest suit now comes in multi-color alterations in order to create a surreal effect on the targeted perpetrator."

That is bat-**** crazy. Where is that from?:brucebat::grin:

[Bat-Mite]

A color changing batsuit.. sounds like something Schumacher would come up with! :o

[Dr. Fate]

That is bat-**** crazy. Where is that from?:brucebat::grin:
The manips thread.

http://img530.imageshack.us/img530/4634/dk0024ed2lh9.jpg (http://imageshack.us/)
DENT: "This is madness!"
BATMAN: "Madness? This... Is... Gotham!"

[Hello Beautiful]

http://img530.imageshack.us/img530/4634/dk0024ed2lh9.jpg (http://imageshack.us/)

BATMAN: "You were due home HOURS ago! I told you dinner was at six, didn't I...didn't I?!? Don't you listen to a word I say?!? Sometimes I don't know why I bother!"

[The Navigator]

http://img530.imageshack.us/img530/4634/dk0024ed2lh9.jpg

This scene between Harvey and Batman wound up being radically altered after Nolan changed the film's title from "The Drunk Knight."

[Doctor Jones]

IMO, the political comments are unnecessary and ruin any chance your posts might have had of being humorous. This thread has been a lot of fun for everyone thus far and we don't need divisive politicking ruining that. There's a more appropriate board (http://forums.superherohype.com/forumdisplay.php?f=397) for that kind of thing (although I would read the announcements before posting there if I were you).

ok, sorry dude. i'll try to remember next time.

[Ace of Knaves]

ok, sorry dude. i'll try to remember next time.


don't listen to him. political satire is one of the greatest forms of humour. as long as you aint ridiculing people for their beliefs its all good.

[Dr. Fate]

http://img530.imageshack.us/img530/4634/dk0024ed2lh9.jpg (http://imageshack.us/)

BATMAN: "You were due home HOURS ago! I told you dinner was at six, didn't I...didn't I?!? Don't you listen to a word I say?!? Sometimes I don't know why I bother!"
Bwahahahahahahahaha

You know it actually looks like Batman's grinning there.


http://img530.imageshack.us/img530/4634/dk0024ed2lh9.jpg

This scene between Harvey and Batman wound up being radically altered after Nolan changed the film's title from "The Drunk Knight."

Bwahahahahahahahahaha, Drunk Knight...

http://img530.imageshack.us/img530/4634/dk0024ed2lh9.jpg
BATMAN: "Hahaha, thought you could drink me under the table, eh Harvey? Let that be a lesson to ya boy - I have no booze limits!"

[ultimatefan]

Thanks Doc, Kyuub! The "no teeth" one and the ones with Bats kicking out Harvey are great too.

[ultimatefan]

http://i164.photobucket.com/albums/u31/The_Dark_Knight_photos/titanicsinking.jpg
ICEBERG JOKER: Who says I never do anything good for the world? I´m just about to get rid of Leonardo DiCaprio!!

[Doctor Jones]

don't listen to him. political satire is one of the greatest forms of humour. as long as you aint ridiculing people for their beliefs its all good.

I was thinking about what bat-mite said a little while ago. and you're right ace. but i'm not the type of person to ridicule for someone's beliefs. if it's not funny to you, don't say anything. it's my opinion. i just don't like obama. and i don't want to get into politics here. but who says what i can and can't post? as long as it's not critisizing anyone else's beliefs like you said. but i respect your opinion bat-mite and if i insulted you, or if you favor obama, sorry. but i think i'll continue it. but cool, bat-mite. whatever.

[Doctor Jones]

http://img131.imageshack.us/img131/1111/batmansmoothgifmediumup8.gif

In making Batman and Robin, Shumacher had a tough choice with choosing either this or the nipple suits. He didn't like that Batman blended into the night. Neon night that is.

[Dr. Fate]

http://img131.imageshack.us/img131/1111/batmansmoothgifmediumup8.gif

In making Batman and Robin, Shumacher had a tough choice with choosing either this or the nipple suits. He didn't like that Batman blended into the night. Neon night that is.
Bwahahahahahaha

And now Batman demonstrates how not to get weirded out by the Joker -
http://i163.photobucket.com/albums/t302/BatmanRPG/The%20Dark%20Knight/Batman12.jpghttp://i163.photobucket.com/albums/t302/DCMarvelRPG/The%20Joker/cap118.jpg
JOKER: "You see to them, you're just a freak, like me, when they don't need you anymore they'll cast you out like a leper."
BATMAN: "Do you like Huey Lewis & The News?"
JOKER: "Huh? What- ahem, you're a schemer in a world where nobody bats an eye for the dead or dying when it's all part of the plan."
BATMAN: "Do you prefer Coke or Pepsi? It's always a tough choice for me, sometimes the only way around it is to drink something else entirely."
JOKER: "What? What the- Anyway, bottom line is, when the chips are down, these civilized people will eat each other. You'll see. I'll show ya."
BATMAN: "You know, I like 'Return of the Jedi' well enough, but I always felt bad for all those innocent carpenters and construction workers who got killed when the 2nd Death Star blew up."
JOKER: "Okay, what the f*** are you talking about?"
BATMAN: "My mama once told me that life is like a box of chocolates-"
JOKER: "Oh dear God make it stop!"

[The Navigator]

Thanks, Fate.

http://i164.photobucket.com/albums/u31/The_Dark_Knight_photos/titanicsinking.jpg
ICEBERG JOKER: Who says I never do anything good for the world? I´m just about to get rid of Leonardo DiCaprio!!

Nice!

[Dr. Fate]

http://i164.photobucket.com/albums/u31/The_Dark_Knight_photos/titanicsinking.jpg
ICEBERG JOKER: Who says I never do anything good for the world? I´m just about to get rid of Leonardo DiCaprio!!
Bwahahahahaha

http://www.follow-me-now.de/assets/images/Batman_and_Robin-3.jpg
ROBIN: "So I hear we got ourselves a new player in town."
BATMAN: "Seems that way."
ROBIN: "What's his name?"

http://www.tyreeonline.com/images/upload/543.jpg
THE HE-MANITOR: "Time for me to go Schwarzenegger on your sorry asses!"

http://www.follow-me-now.de/assets/images/Batman_and_Robin-3.jpg
ROBIN: "That is one scary dude."
BATMAN: "I agree. Let's give the Joker to him."

[mongoose-mania]

The manips thread.

http://img530.imageshack.us/img530/4634/dk0024ed2lh9.jpg (http://imageshack.us/)
DENT: "This is madness!"
BATMAN: "Madness? This... Is... Gotham!"
:applaud:applaud:applaud

[The Navigator]

Nice sig. ^

http://img530.imageshack.us/img530/4634/dk0024ed2lh9.jpg
HARVEY: No, rllllyyy...."Btman nd ROOOBin" wuz aweshum...
BATMAN: I'll call you a cab.

[Doctor Jones]

Bwahahahahahaha

And now Batman demonstrates how not to get weirded out by the Joker -
http://i163.photobucket.com/albums/t302/BatmanRPG/The%20Dark%20Knight/Batman12.jpghttp://i163.photobucket.com/albums/t302/DCMarvelRPG/The%20Joker/cap118.jpg
JOKER: "You see to them, you're just a freak, like me, when they don't need you anymore they'll cast you out like a leper."
BATMAN: "Do you like Huey Lewis & The News?"
JOKER: "Huh? What- ahem, you're a schemer in a world where nobody bats an eye for the dead or dying when it's all part of the plan."
BATMAN: "Do you prefer Coke or Pepsi? It's always a tough choice for me, sometimes the only way around it is to drink something else entirely."
JOKER: "What? What the- Anyway, bottom line is, when the chips are down, these civilized people will eat each other. You'll see. I'll show ya."
BATMAN: "You know, I like 'Return of the Jedi' well enough, but I always felt bad for all those innocent carpenters and construction workers who got killed when the 2nd Death Star blew up."
JOKER: "Okay, what the f*** are you talking about?"
BATMAN: "My mama once told me that life is like a box of chocolates-"
JOKER: "Oh dear God make it stop!"

Thanks Fate. and this one is great! I thought i was the only one who felt bad for those guys when the Death Star blew up.

[Doctor Jones]

http://img530.imageshack.us/img530/4634/dk0024ed2lh9.jpg
HARVEY: I'm serious. Dane Cook is actually funny!!...
BATMAN: Get the hell out of here!

or

HARVEY: I though The Dark Knight came out on DVD today?
BATMAN: Come back in December!

[Doctor Jones]

http://img530.imageshack.us/img530/4634/dk0024ed2lh9.jpg
BATMAN: Don't let me ever see you trying to knock up Rachel!
HARVEY: But she's my fiance!
BATMAN: And I'm the Goddamn Batman!

[Doctor Jones]

http://i282.photobucket.com/albums/kk280/STKthedarknightGIF/normalintroom.gif
BATMAN: Get the tools.
JOKER: What tools?
BATMAN: The tools we've been using for the last fifteen years!

*CRACK*

[Dr. Fate]

Thanks Jones. Lots of funny stuff from you as well.

http://www.animationusa.com/picts/wbpict/gothamnightxl.jpg
CATWOMAN: "You have no idea how hard it is being a woman looking the way I do."
BATMAN: "You have no idea how hard it is being a man looking at a woman looking the way you do."
CATWOMAN: "I'm not bad. I'm just drawn that way."

[Doctor Jones]

Thanks Fate.

http://batman.ugo.com/images/galleries/batman_thedarkknightreturns_comics/batman_thedarkknightreturns_3.jpg
BATMAN: THERE IS NO BATHROOM!

[Ace of Knaves]

http://i282.photobucket.com/albums/kk280/STKthedarknightGIF/normalintroom.gif

Joker: Excuse me sir, if you could spare a few minu......
Batman: I HATE cold calling double glazing salesmen!!!:cmad:

[ultimatefan]

Thanks Doc, Rabbit!

Lotsa cool stuff, especially the neon suit one and Batman´s "off-topic" remarks.

[ultimatefan]

http://i282.photobucket.com/albums/kk280/STKthedarknightGIF/normalintroom.gif
BATMAN: I DON´T WANT ANY F***ING FLYERS, DAMMIT!! CAN´T YOU VULTURES LET PEOPLE WALK IN PEACE?!?

[I_am_the_knight]

all of these are great....would be nice to have some harvey images to work with

[titan101]

http://i18.photobucket.com/albums/b105/JAD51287/tdkblog/joker-new-167.jpg

joker : why don't we cut you up into little pieces and feed ya to your pooches ? hmm ?

chechen : ..... the **** ? i defended your crazy ass throughout the whole ****ing movie and this is what i get ?

joker : that's how i roll , biotch .

[Ace of Knaves]

http://i18.photobucket.com/albums/b105/JAD51287/tdkblog/joker-new-167.jpg

joker : why don't we cut you up into little pieces and feed ya to your pooches ? hmm ?

chechen : ..... the **** ? i defended your crazy ass throughout the whole ****ing movie and this is what i get ?

joker : that's how i roll , biotch .


hahaha brilliant!!! i loved the Chechen, i was sorta sad when he got fed to the pooches! where did you get that pic by the way? i need it for the chechen thread.

[titan101]

hahaha brilliant!!! i loved the Chechen, i was sorta sad when he got fed to the pooches! where did you get that pic by the way? i need it for the chechen thread.
..... i found it IN the chechen thread . :huh:

[Ace of Knaves]

lol yea i just found it aswell! i'm a bit slow today. awesome caption man.

[The Navigator]

http://i18.photobucket.com/albums/b105/JAD51287/tdkblog/joker-new-167.jpg

"They won't take orders from a frreakk."
-" 'A frreakk.' Funny words coming from you, Castro."
"Low blow, man."

[Ace of Knaves]

http://i18.photobucket.com/albums/b105/JAD51287/tdkblog/joker-new-167.jpg

Joker: If you d'wanna be counting the fingers that you havn't got I suggest you find those guns.........QUICK!!!

[Ace of Knaves]

http://i8.photobucket.com/albums/a25/scarecrowx41/1002123.jpg

Harvey: It's about time you paid Mr Lau a visit Batman. Todays the day and mums the word, and I can't av that, can I?
Batman: No Arvey, you can't
Harvey: I mean, it's a liberty. And I can't have liberties taken, can I Gordon?
Gordon: No Arvey, you can't
Harvey: I mean, it's enough to give me the arsehole. And I can't av the arsehole, can I boys?
Batman & Gordon: No Arvey, you can't.

[John Locke]

http://i282.photobucket.com/albums/kk280/STKthedarknightGIF/normalintroom.gif

Joker: Thank you sir can I have another? Thank you sir can I have another? Thank you sir can I have another? Thank you sir can I have another? Thank you sir can I have another?

[Dr. Fate]

http://i282.photobucket.com/albums/kk280/STKthedarknightGIF/normalintroom.gif
BATMAN: I DON´T WANT ANY F***ING FLYERS, DAMMIT!! CAN´T YOU VULTURES LET PEOPLE WALK IN PEACE?!?
Hahahahaha

Yours was also great Sylar.

http://i384.photobucket.com/albums/oo281/Gato-Chico/batman_gotham_city_poster_the_riddl.jpg
CASEY: "Come on guys, Ben got to be Daredevil, why can't I be the Riddler?"

[Jakk]

http://i18.photobucket.com/albums/b105/JAD51287/tdkblog/joker-new-167.jpg

Joker: If you d'wanna be counting the fingers that you havn't got I suggest you find those guns.........QUICK!!!

Hehe, I love that movie.

[Ace of Knaves]

check the one below it then!!! lol

[Dr. Fate]

http://www.dvdrama.com/menus/batmananimatedseriesseasonone12.jpg
BATMAN: "I'm telling you people, the Earth revolves around the sun!"

http://i163.photobucket.com/albums/t302/DCMarvelRPG/The%20Joker/cap118.jpg
JOKER: "And people say I'm crazy..."

[Ace of Knaves]

^ very nice Doc!!