The Dark Knight Caption Thread!

[SPIDERMAN117]

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Joker: You know that coin you have represents the current state of our econmy...and you.

Harvey Two Face: Shut up!

[ultimatefan]

^Can´t resist economy jokes.

Thanks, Doc, Jones!

hehehehehe, Supes got bitter over the years I guess...

[michael]

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v654/agent_005/Darkknight6.jpg
"Anyone else dig Lip Smackers? God, this stuff tastes exactly like Dr. Pepper!"

[Dr. Fate]

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MICHAEL KEATON BATMAN: "Are you out of your Kryptonian mind?! No human can tolerate the radiation in there!"

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CHRISTOPHER REEVE SUPERMAN: "As you're very fond of pointing out Bruce, I'm not human."

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HARVEY DENT: "I hid this uncomfortable piece of metal up my ass for two years. Then, after seven years, I was sent home to my family."

[Dr. Fate]

http://i144.photobucket.com/albums/r168/zmystico/dk0010mc6.jpg

Joker: You know that coin you have represents the current state of our econmy...and you.

Harvey Two Face: Shut up!
Bwahahahahahaha!

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SUPERMAN: "Hey Bruce, try getting a reservation at Dorsia now!" [sets Batman on fire with heat vision] "You f***ing bastard! You f***ing stupid bastard!"

Or...

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SUPERMAN: "Upstage me and replace me as DC's cash cow will you?!" [sets Batman on fire]

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SUPERMAN: "Die you wage hiking scum!"

[ultimatefan]

Awesome gif! Love the "upstage me" and the "sent home to my family one".

[ultimatefan]

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SUPERMAN: I won´t be upstaged by you forever, Bruce!! I´ll prove to the world I´m just as interesting and complex and badass as... Ah, f*** it, I´ll just set him on fire.

[ultimatefan]

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RACHEL: OHMYGOD!!!
BATMAN: Yeah, now you know how I felt when you made me watch that f***ing two and a half hour Sex And The City movie!!

[ultimatefan]

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NICHOLSON: See, I can play Joker for the next sequel! People won´t even tell the difference!






(yeah, I know it´s actually Creed from The Office, but I couldn´t resist!)

[Dr. Fate]

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NICHOLSON: See, I can play Joker for the next sequel! People won´t even tell the difference!






(yeah, I know it´s actually Creed from The Office, but I couldn´t resist!)

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RACHEL: OHMYGOD!!!
BATMAN: Yeah, now you know how I felt when you made me watch that f***ing two and a half hour Sex And The City movie!!

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SUPERMAN: I won´t be upstaged by you forever, Bruce!! I´ll prove to the world I´m just as interesting and complex and badass as... Ah, f*** it, I´ll just set him on fire.
Bwahahahahahahahahahahaha! Brilliant!

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SUPERMAN: "You don't know Darkseid like I do."
BATMAN: "I know what he did to you. He used you, humiliated you, wound you up like a toy soldier and set you loose on the world. Cry me a riv-"
SUPERMAN: "Shut the f*** up you f***ing prick!" [sets Batman on fire]

[Spider-Kid]

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Superman: So... What about that box office share?
Batman: I told you damnit, Your not getting a share. if your movie was awesome maybe I would have given a share!
Superman: Sigh.... I wish my movie's plot wasn't idiotic... and cool like iron man :(

[ChocheTheHero]

http://img78.imageshack.us/img78/7996/dk0011dl5jm9.jpg

Batman (http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0000288/): [to Rachel] Don't touch the watch.

[Dr. Fate]

Thanks, Doc!

Love the BTTF jokes! Sorry Glover, it´s McFly for you forever! The "Blow you instead of Katie Holmes" is awesome too.

That fungus one is so wrong, but funny.
Thanks, the fungus one is from Ghostbusters.

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BRUCE: "Hi, we're here for the gang bang."

[Dr. Fate]

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BATMAN: "Hey Clark, guess who sabotaged the Incredible Hulk at the box office this past summer."
SUPERMAN: "Who? Wait a minute, don't tell me it was-"
BATMAN: "That's right - it was me."
SUPERMAN: "You bastard!" [Superman sets Batman on fire via heat vision]

[Dr. Fate]

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BATMAN: "Damn you Riddler! I specifically told you not to pimp this room!"

[Doctor Jones]

That's a pretty sweet poster. Over at the manip boards there are some really good Riddler ones on the last page with the dude from Dexter as The Riddler. I love the tagline:

"We will hunt him."

[Doctor Jones]

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BATMAN: Where the hell did my porn go?!

[ultimatefan]

The poster and the "sabotage TIH" caption are awesome!

Weird thing, had this dream tonight that TIH sold like hotcakes on DVD. Hmmm...

[ultimatefan]

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BATMAN: Hey, I wanted to listen to Gotham´s cell phones, not look inside Jessica Simpson´s brain!

[ultimatefan]

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JOKER: What, didn´t you say we needed a Joker that Americans could identify with?

[Spider-Kid]

http://elpueblodegotham.files.wordpress.com/2007/09/i-batman_vs_punisher.jpg
Batman: I told you, Screenings of The Dark Knight are over, So stop threatening IMAX To screen the movie again, damnit!!!!!
Punisher: Shut the **** up, I am not going through buying the dark knight on DVD, I wanna cool expiriance, Damnit!

[Spider-Kid]

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JOKER: What, didn´t you say we needed a Joker that Americans could identify with?


Hehehehehehehehehehehehe

[Spider-Kid]

http://fc74.deviantart.com/fs34/f/2008/299/2/b/Fan_Batman_3_teaser_2_by_tosgos.png
BATMAN: "Damn you Riddler! I specifically told you not to pimp this room!"


hehehehehehehehehehehehehehehe

[Doctor Jones]

http://elpueblodegotham.files.wordpress.com/2007/09/i-batman_vs_punisher.jpg
Batman: I told you, Screenings of The Dark Knight are over, So stop threatening IMAX To screen the movie again, damnit!!!!!
Punisher: Shut the **** up, I am not going through buying the dark knight on DVD, I wanna cool expiriance, Damnit!

John Romita Jr. FTW. But I think TDK is still playing in IMAX in my area. It's sharing with another undersea dolphins film when I saw Body of Lies a little while ago.

Let's raid it! And threaten the employees to keep it playing!

[Doctor Jones]

http://elpueblodegotham.files.wordpress.com/2007/09/i-batman_vs_punisher.jpg
PUNISHER: All I said was that your film was a little overrated.
BATMAN: Bastard! You just don't get it do you? People who say it is just don't get Batman and what it did for comic book movies everywhere. It changed everything. It made it just not a summer popcorn film. It made it not just a quality comic book film but just a quality film. The spirit of the characters were there, the themes, by God, man, have you seen anything so deep in a comic book film before?! Everything is in front of you. And I swear to God, if you only say the only good thing about that film was The Joker, I'm gonna kick your ass so hard, you'll be seeing neon in your next film. Oh, wait. You already are!

[Spider-Kid]

John Romita Jr. FTW. But I think TDK is still playing in IMAX in my area. It's sharing with another undersea dolphins film when I saw Body of Lies a little while ago.

Let's raid it! And threaten the employees to keep it playing!



Yeah, i haven't even SEEN it yet :woot:

[StylishHokie21]

http://img137.imageshack.us/img137/8489/94260412sf9.jpg
Superman: So... What about that box office share?
Batman: I told you damnit, Your not getting a share. if your movie was awesome maybe I would have given a share!
Superman: Sigh.... I wish my movie's plot wasn't idiotic... and cool like iron man :(

Haha! Nice!

[Spider-Kid]

Haha! Nice!


thanks I thought no one would like it :)

[Morg]

Read the announcement, those that continue to hotlink pics will now get in trouble and possible banning/probation if you continue to do hotlinks

http://forums.superherohype.com/announcement.php?f=33&a=103

[Dr. Fate]

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BATMAN: "Who massacred the Brokeback Mountain poster?! Who?!?!?!"
CRANE: "It wasn't me, it was that Crow guy in the purple suit, I swear!"

[SuperZer0]

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"Go ahead, make my day."

[SuperZer0]

Happy and You Know It


http://d.imagehost.org/0349/jokerclap.gifhttp://d.imagehost.org/0481/jokerclap.gifhttp://d.imagehost.org/0614/orsenwellesclap.gif
If you're happy and you know it, clap your hands (clap clap)
If you're happy and you know it, clap your hands (clap clap)
If you're happy and you know it, then your face will surely show it
If you're happy and you know it, clap your hands. (clap clap)


http://d.imagehost.org/0159/fichtnerstomp.gif
If you're happy and you know it, stomp your feet (stomp stomp)
If you're happy and you know it, stomp your feet (stomp stomp)
If you're happy and you know it, then your face will surely show it
If you're happy and you know it, stomp your feet. (stomp stomp)


http://d.imagehost.org/0575/cat-saying-hooray.jpghttp://d.imagehost.org/0154/hooray.jpg
If you're happy and you know it, shout "Hurray!" (hoo-ray!)
If you're happy and you know it, shout "Hurray!" (hoo-ray!)
If you're happy and you know it, then your face will surely show it
If you're happy and you know it, shout "Hurray!" (hoo-ray!)

If you're happy and you know it, do all three (clap-clap, stomp-stomp, hoo-ray!)
If you're happy and you know it, do all three (clap-clap, stomp-stomp, hoo-ray!)
If you're happy and you know it, then your face will surely show it
If you're happy and you know it, do all three. (clap-clap, stomp-stomp, hoo-ray!)

To hear the music, click here:
http://kids.niehs.nih.gov/lyrics/happyand.htm

:woot:

[Dr. Fate]

Happy and You Know It



http://d.imagehost.org/0349/jokerclap.gifhttp://d.imagehost.org/0481/jokerclap.gifhttp://d.imagehost.org/0614/orsenwellesclap.gif
If you're happy and you know it, clap your hands (clap clap)
If you're happy and you know it, clap your hands (clap clap)
If you're happy and you know it, then your face will surely show it
If you're happy and you know it, clap your hands. (clap clap)


http://d.imagehost.org/0159/fichtnerstomp.gif
If you're happy and you know it, stomp your feet (stomp stomp)
If you're happy and you know it, stomp your feet (stomp stomp)
If you're happy and you know it, then your face will surely show it
If you're happy and you know it, stomp your feet. (stomp stomp)


http://d.imagehost.org/0575/cat-saying-hooray.jpghttp://d.imagehost.org/0154/hooray.jpg
If you're happy and you know it, shout "Hurray!" (hoo-ray!)
If you're happy and you know it, shout "Hurray!" (hoo-ray!)
If you're happy and you know it, then your face will surely show it
If you're happy and you know it, shout "Hurray!" (hoo-ray!)

If you're happy and you know it, do all three (clap-clap, stomp-stomp, hoo-ray!)
If you're happy and you know it, do all three (clap-clap, stomp-stomp, hoo-ray!)
If you're happy and you know it, then your face will surely show it
If you're happy and you know it, do all three. (clap-clap, stomp-stomp, hoo-ray!)

To hear the music, click here:
http://kids.niehs.nih.gov/lyrics/happyand.htm

:woot:
Bwahahahahahaha!

[Dr. Fate]

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BANK DUDE: "Boogie Woogie!"

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BANK DUDE: "Friday Night, the Feelin's Right, I've Got To Dance, Dance, Dance..."

[Doctor Jones]

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http://d.imagehost.org/0349/jokerclap.gif

JOKER: Dance on your own time, kid.

[lou2099]

http://elpueblodegotham.files.wordpress.com/2007/09/i-batman_vs_punisher.jpg
PUNISHER: Is this fight some kind of metaphor for our respective box office intakes this year?
BATMAN: Not at this moment. But if I beat the crap out of you, dropped a piano on your head, rode a steamroller over you, doused your flat ass with napalm, hosed your ashes down a sewer drain, and threw an exploding grenade into the sewer, THAT would be a metaphorically correct assessment of our box office intakes this year.
PUNISHER: ....I want my mommy.

[lou2099]

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DENT: Sorry, Batman, but you can't join the Tie Wearing Men with Hands on Their Hips Club.

[Doctor Jones]

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DENT: I'm leaving now, and I'm going to think this over.
GORDON: *copying* So will I. I will assess this.
DENT: Why are you doing everything I'm doing?
GORDON: How so?
DENT: You're wearing a suit and putting your hands on your waist.
GORDON: *mocking* You're wearing a suit and putting your hands on your vest.
DENT: Stop copying everything I say!
GORDON: Stop copying everything I say!
DENT: Oh, that's really mature.
GORDON: Oh, that's really mature.
DENT: I'M AN IDIOT!
GORDON: YOU'RE AN IDIOT!

[Bim]

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http://d.imagehost.org/0349/jokerclap.gif

JOKER: Dance on your own time, kid.
:hehe: i loved this one :hehe:

[Doctor Jones]

http://l.yimg.com/img.movies.yahoo.com/ymv/us/img/flickr/01/33/002613400133.jpg
DENT: Sorry, Batman, but you can't join the Tie Wearing Men with Hands on Their Hips Club.

I love this one! :woot:

[Dr. Fate]

http://l.yimg.com/img.movies.yahoo.com/ymv/us/img/flickr/01/33/002613400133.jpg
DENT: Sorry, Batman, but you can't join the Tie Wearing Men with Hands on Their Hips Club.
Hehehehehehehe

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DENT: "Rachel Dawes? Oh yeah, I tapped that ass."
BATMAN: "You... tapped her ass?"
DENT: "Yep, I tapped her ass. And she has a very nice ass I must say."
GORDON: "Damn. I wouldn't mind tapping her ass."
BATMAN: "I'm supposed to be the only one tapping her ass!"
DENT: "Too bad. I'm tapping her ass. That's one ass you can't have. Sorry dude."

[ultimatefan]

Love the Brokeback Mountain one and the tapped that ass one. The Happy and You Know it one is genius.

[ultimatefan]

http://elpueblodegotham.files.wordpress.com/2007/09/i-batman_vs_punisher.jpg

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JOKER: Oh, aren´t they cute together? That´s right lovers, dance!! Dance for pappa!!

[SuperZer0]

^^ LOL

Great stuff everyone, and thanks Fate and UF.

http://b.imagehost.org/0534/thedarkknight35.jpg

*Sees the Fast-food restaurant in the corner*

Joker: Hmm, I'm so hungry. Should I go for a cheeseburger or should I rob the bank? ...............Ah, screw it. I'm going.

*Crosses the street*

[ultimatefan]

^Thanks! Cool stuff.

[ultimatefan]

http://l.yimg.com/img.movies.yahoo.com/ymv/us/img/flickr/01/33/002613400133.jpg
DENT: Did you bang Rachel?
BATMAN: Not only did I bang her, she screamed like a banshee all night long, it made car alarms buzz, she said I was a hundred times better than you in bed and that she was f***ed like she was never fr***ed in her whole life!
GORDON: Damn, I knew you were an a**hole, but didm´t think you were THAT kind of a**hole!
BATMAN: Don´t reduce me to a stereotype, jim. I can be all kinds of a**holes.

[kedrell]

http://i182.photobucket.com/albums/x9/vandar_photo/captiontdk-1.jpg
Joker: "Bruce? Bruce Wayne?! Bruce Wayne, I thought that was you!"
Batman: "I'm sorry, you're mistaken."

http://i182.photobucket.com/albums/x9/vandar_photo/cap118.jpg
Joker: "Hey now, don't you tell me you don't remember me 'cause I sure as heckfire remember you."

http://i182.photobucket.com/albums/x9/vandar_photo/Batman12.jpg
Batman: "Not a chance."

http://i182.photobucket.com/albums/x9/vandar_photo/Joker1.jpg
Joker: "Ned....Ryerson! 'Needlenose Ned'? 'Ned the Head'? C'mon, buddy. Case Western High. I did the whistling belly-button trick at the high school talent show? Bing! Ned Ryerson, got the shingles real bad senior year, almost didn't graduate? Bing, again! Ned Ryerson, I dated your sister Mary Pat a couple of times until you told me not to anymore? Well?"

http://i182.photobucket.com/albums/x9/vandar_photo/Batman12.jpg
Batman: "Ugh!....Ned Ryerson?"

http://i182.photobucket.com/albums/x9/vandar_photo/2556408038_b46b4e4d7c.jpg
Joker: "BING!"

http://i182.photobucket.com/albums/x9/vandar_photo/jkvo3.jpg
Batman: "Bing."

[Fenrir]

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joker: "bruce? Bruce wayne?! Bruce wayne, i thought that was you!"
batman: "i'm sorry, you're mistaken."

http://i182.photobucket.com/albums/x9/vandar_photo/cap118.jpg
joker: "hey now, don't you tell me you don't remember me 'cause i sure as heckfire remember you."

http://i182.photobucket.com/albums/x9/vandar_photo/batman12.jpg
batman: "not a chance."

http://i182.photobucket.com/albums/x9/vandar_photo/joker1.jpg
joker: "ned....ryerson! 'needlenose ned'? 'ned the head'? C'mon, buddy. Case western high. I did the whistling belly-button trick at the high school talent show? Bing! Ned ryerson, got the shingles real bad senior year, almost didn't graduate? Bing, again! Ned ryerson, i dated your sister mary pat a couple of times until you told me not to anymore? Well?"

http://i182.photobucket.com/albums/x9/vandar_photo/batman12.jpg
batman: "ugh!....ned ryerson?"

http://i182.photobucket.com/albums/x9/vandar_photo/2556408038_b46b4e4d7c.jpg
joker: "bing!"

http://i182.photobucket.com/albums/x9/vandar_photo/jkvo3.jpg
batman: "bing."

lmao.

[kedrell]

Thanks Fenrir. I've got another one in mind but I'm still looking for a pic of Batman crashing his batpod and/or one of the tumbler crashing to complete the joke.

[kedrell]

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[kedrell]

http://i182.photobucket.com/albums/x9/vandar_photo/2127418739_1fde349ca8.jpg
Spidey: "OMG! What happened here?"
Supes: "Ah blew his mind."
Spidey: "Gee Clark, no need to get all pornographic there."
Bats: "Let me guess, no condom....again?"
Supes: "Will you guys lay off me with the condom talk already? It was old in 2006."

[kedrell]

http://i182.photobucket.com/albums/x9/vandar_photo/000EBR_Aaron_Eckhart_006.jpg
Eckhart: "Since I'm dead to DC now, can I be Thor?"

[kedrell]

http://i182.photobucket.com/albums/x9/vandar_photo/1145535531_862b25c0f2-1.jpg
Fatman with gun: "Oh yes! I am a total badass! I 'm the goddamned Lone Ranger!"
Batman: "How, keemosabe!"

[Doctor Jones]

http://i182.photobucket.com/albums/x9/vandar_photo/000EBR_Aaron_Eckhart_006.jpg

ECKHART: Hi, I'm auditioning for the role of Harvey Dent in The Dark Knight.

http://i182.photobucket.com/albums/x9/vandar_photo/2556408038_b46b4e4d7c.jpg

[Dr. Fate]

http://elpueblodegotham.files.wordpress.com/2007/09/i-batman_vs_punisher.jpg

http://d.imagehost.org/0349/jokerclap.gif
JOKER: Oh, aren´t they cute together? That´s right lovers, dance!! Dance for pappa!!

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DENT: Did you bang Rachel?
BATMAN: Not only did I bang her, she screamed like a banshee all night long, it made car alarms buzz, she said I was a hundred times better than you in bed and that she was f***ed like she was never fr***ed in her whole life!
GORDON: Damn, I knew you were an a**hole, but didm´t think you were THAT kind of a**hole!
BATMAN: Don´t reduce me to a stereotype, jim. I can be all kinds of a**holes.
Bwahahahahahahahahahahahaha! Brilliant!

http://elpueblodegotham.files.wordpress.com/2007/09/i-batman_vs_punisher.jpg
PUNISHER: "I want Nolan! Give him to me!"
BATMAN: "Never!"



http://l.yimg.com/img.movies.yahoo.com/ymv/us/img/flickr/01/33/002613400133.jpg
HARVEY DENT: "Rachel's a virgin?! You've gotta be ****tin' me!"
BATMAN: "No **** dude. She's 110% virgin."
JIM GORDON: "I still can't believe it... Rachel Dawes a virgin?! The woman's 31 for Christ's sake! How the Hell can she still be a virgin in this day & age?!"
BATMAN: "Jim, there are some mysteries even *I* can't solve."

Elsewhere in Gotham...
http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/1/1d/MaggieGyllenhaalinTheDarkKnight.jpg (http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/1/1d/MaggieGyllenhaalinTheDarkKnight.jpg)
RACHEL DAWES #2: "I wonder what's keeping Harvey... is Bruce telling him about me still being a virgin at 31? Nah, Bruce wouldn't humiliate me like that... would he?"

[Dr. Fate]

http://i182.photobucket.com/albums/x9/vandar_photo/000EBR_Aaron_Eckhart_006.jpg
Eckhart: "Since I'm dead to DC now, can I be Thor?"
Bwahahahahahaha!

http://www.worldsfinestonline.com/WF/sections/releases/DVD/anthology/bf06.jpg
BATMAN: "Yippie Kay-Yay, Mother-F***er!"

[The Caped Knight]

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Justice League : If you can't beat him Join him .

[Doctor Jones]

http://d.imagehost.org/0349/jokerclap.gif

The Joker's reaction to AC/DC's second best selling new record in 2008. Topping the charts and outselling, in a world where there is no talent left and music has died, proving that real talent can overcome none. We salute you AC/DC for still kicking balls and ass!

[Doctor Jones]

http://i182.photobucket.com/albums/x9/vandar_photo/2556408038_b46b4e4d7c.jpg

The Joker's reaction to the naysayers who back in 2006 and in 2007 had doubt about him.

[Dr. Fate]

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BAT-DEMON: "Death From Above!"

http://www.christophernolan.net/images/large/batman-begins03.jpg
BATMAN: "I'm a Batman With A Mission. The Mission Is - Porn."

[Doctor Jones]

http://www.christophernolan.net/images/large/batman-begins03.jpg
BATMAN: You can't touch me. I'm just too damn badass. You would melt like Mattel plastic by staring at me.

[SuperZer0]

http://img519.imageshack.us/img519/7036/1128277855ti7.jpg
Falcone: What the hell are you?!

http://img412.imageshack.us/img412/5736/bbus4thtvspot036zj6.jpg
Batman: ...I'm Batman.

http://img259.imageshack.us/img259/7998/65279896vy7cl1.jpg

http://img412.imageshack.us/img412/6673/bbtvspot034ab4.jpg
Batman: Nice suit.

[SuperZer0]

http://img519.imageshack.us/img519/7036/1128277855ti7.jpg
Falcone: What the hell are you?!

http://img412.imageshack.us/img412/5736/bbus4thtvspot036zj6.jpg
Batman: ...I'm Batman.


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Batman: Nice chick. :heart:

[SuperZer0]

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"Woah, awesome movie."

[kedrell]

http://www.christophernolan.net/images/large/batman-begins03.jpg
BATMAN: Every man has a job to do,
and my job is doing good.
Every night when the job is though,
I hang up my tights, proud know,
I've done all I could.
It's a satisfying feeling when you fold up your cape,
to know that you've averted murder, larceny and rape.
Every man has a job to do,
Well, back into the old Bruce Wayne disguise.
I'll never stop do-ing good!

[Doctor Jones]

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JOKER: I have to say, this Heath Ledger kid does a pretty damn good job at portraying me.

[Doctor Jones]

http://www.christophernolan.net/images/large/batman-begins03.jpg
BATMAN: Fee, Fi, Fo, Fum, I smell the blood of an Englishman.

[kedrell]

http://i182.photobucket.com/albums/x9/vandar_photo/batpod.gif
Batman: "I'm a mean motor scooter and a bad go getter!"

[kedrell]

http://i182.photobucket.com/albums/x9/vandar_photo/flyaway.gif
Joker: "Whoa! Look at my hands! They're all funny and cool! Damn, this is some good acid!"

[Dr. Fate]

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JOKER: I have to say, this Heath Ledger kid does a pretty damn good job at portraying me.
Bwahahahahahahahahahahahaha! Brilliant!

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BATMAN: "This is for sabotaging the box office of the Incredible Hulk!"

[Drizzle]

http://i182.photobucket.com/albums/x9/vandar_photo/cap118.jpg
"Knock, knock."

http://i182.photobucket.com/albums/x9/vandar_photo/Batman12.jpg
"Who's there?"

http://i182.photobucket.com/albums/x9/vandar_photo/Joker1.jpg
"Go f*** yourself!"

http://i182.photobucket.com/albums/x9/vandar_photo/Batman12.jpg

http://i182.photobucket.com/albums/x9/vandar_photo/2556408038_b46b4e4d7c.jpg

http://i182.photobucket.com/albums/x9/vandar_photo/jkvo3.jpg

[SWAT]

http://elpueblodegotham.files.wordpress.com/2007/09/i-batman_vs_punisher.jpg
Punisher: Next time we fight... Jim Lee is drawing us, not Romita jr!

[Dr. Fate]

http://elpueblodegotham.files.wordpress.com/2007/09/i-batman_vs_punisher.jpg
Punisher: Next time we fight... Jim Lee is drawing us, not Romita jr!
Bwahahahahahahahahahaha!

I like the Knock Knock joke too.

http://www.worldsfinestonline.com/WF/sections/releases/DVD/anthology/bf06.jpg
BATMAN: "Run! Go! Get To The Chopper!"

[Dr. Fate]

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BANK DUDE: "Oh no, Sam Raimi has invaded the film! He's... making... me... DANCE!"

[michephantom]

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JOKER: "It's crazy, all these fangirls trying to get me! They just want to... do things to me."

[Bunker]

http://i182.photobucket.com/albums/x9/vandar_photo/cap118.jpg
"Knock, knock."

http://i182.photobucket.com/albums/x9/vandar_photo/Batman12.jpg
"Who's there?"

http://i182.photobucket.com/albums/x9/vandar_photo/Joker1.jpg
"Go f*** yourself!"

http://i182.photobucket.com/albums/x9/vandar_photo/Batman12.jpg

http://i182.photobucket.com/albums/x9/vandar_photo/2556408038_b46b4e4d7c.jpg

http://i182.photobucket.com/albums/x9/vandar_photo/jkvo3.jpg

I lol'd. :up:

[Dr. Fate]

http://www.christophernolan.net/images/large/batman-begins03.jpg
BATMAN: You can't touch me. I'm just too damn badass. You would melt like Mattel plastic by staring at me.

Bwahahahahahaha

http://d.imagehost.org/0159/fichtnerstomp.gif
BANK GUY: "Do The Truffle Shuffle!"

[Doctor Jones]

Hehehehe. The Goonies. And thanks Fate!

[Doctor Jones]

http://d.imagehost.org/0159/fichtnerstomp.gif
BANK GUY: I got a fever! And my only prescription is more cowbell!!

[ultimatefan]

Thanks, Doc!

Tons of great stuff, guys, hard to pick one! I´d mention the Sam Raimi one, the "good acid" one, the "knock-knock joke" one, the Jim Lee one, the "Joker watches Joker" one and the Thor one.

[ultimatefan]

http://i191.photobucket.com/albums/z304/Two-Face24/kelly-brook.jpg
KELLY: I heard so much about you, Mr. Batman... Are the rumors true?

http://img259.imageshack.us/img259/7998/65279896vy7cl1.jpg
BATMAN: Let´s just say I can turn this light off without using my hands...

[batmaluco]

(this may be my last Bush joke, BTW, but couldn´t resist!)
hehehe, long time no see, and tons of funny stuff!
:hehe:
Probably my last Bush joke:




http://i9.photobucket.com/albums/a78/Batmaluco/adam24.jpg
Batman: Hello, Mr President, people are saying that you just can't do anything properly.
How would you answer to these kinds of statements? Mr President? Hello...

http://i9.photobucket.com/albums/a78/Batmaluco/bush.jpg

[ultimatefan]

^Thanks and hehehehehehehehe

Making your monthly visit, I see...;-)

[Sawyer]

http://i182.photobucket.com/albums/x9/vandar_photo/cap118.jpg
"Knock, knock."

http://i182.photobucket.com/albums/x9/vandar_photo/Batman12.jpg
"Who's there?"

http://i182.photobucket.com/albums/x9/vandar_photo/Joker1.jpg
"Go f*** yourself!"

http://i182.photobucket.com/albums/x9/vandar_photo/Batman12.jpg

http://i182.photobucket.com/albums/x9/vandar_photo/2556408038_b46b4e4d7c.jpg

http://i182.photobucket.com/albums/x9/vandar_photo/jkvo3.jpg

Hehehe. Genius.

[batmaluco]

^Thanks and hehehehehehehehe

Making your monthly visit, I see...;-)
^:o:csad::cmad::woot:

...And watching CNN everyday... Seriously.
whysoserious, lol

[batmaluco]

http://i9.photobucket.com/albums/a78/Batmaluco/01350.jpg
Harvey: We've just received the information that the organization 'Citizens For Batman'
is actually a facade for a group of people engaging acts of vigilantism.
We need to find and arrest their new leader.

http://i9.photobucket.com/albums/a78/Batmaluco/01393.jpg
Batman: If I get him to you, can you get him to talk?

http://i9.photobucket.com/albums/a78/Batmaluco/01454.jpg
Harvey: I'll get him to sing!









Later...

http://i9.photobucket.com/albums/a78/Batmaluco/adam51.jpg

[batmaluco]

http://i9.photobucket.com/albums/a78/Batmaluco/01530.jpg
Gordon: From what I've seen so far of these Batman copycats vigilantes, this one is obviously the craziest of them all.

http://i9.photobucket.com/albums/a78/Batmaluco/01620.jpg
Harvey: And why is that?

http://i9.photobucket.com/albums/a78/Batmaluco/01709.jpg
Gordon: He does that!







http://i9.photobucket.com/albums/a78/Batmaluco/adam06-1.gif

[[A]]

Good thing there's no funny in the thread title. Otherwise, it'd be misleading.

[ultimatefan]

^And good thing it´s so much easier to criticize others than to top them, otherwise we´d spend the rest of our lives waiting for that in vain...:oldrazz:

[ultimatefan]

http://i9.photobucket.com/albums/a78/Batmaluco/01350.jpg
Harvey: We've just received the information that the organization 'Citizens For Batman'
is actually a facade for a group of people engaging acts of vigilantism.
We need to find and arrest their new leader.

http://i9.photobucket.com/albums/a78/Batmaluco/01393.jpg
Batman: If I get him to you, can you get him to talk?

http://i9.photobucket.com/albums/a78/Batmaluco/01454.jpg
Harvey: I'll get him to sing!









Later...

http://i9.photobucket.com/albums/a78/Batmaluco/adam51.jpg


hehehehehehehhee

[batmaluco]

http://i9.photobucket.com/albums/a78/Batmaluco/batman_begins01.jpg
¿Por qué tan serio?

Why so serious?

[.:TheDarkKnight]

^And good thing it´s so much easier to criticize others than to top them, otherwise we´d spend the rest of our lives waiting in vain...:oldrazz:

Are you like, the ultimate defender of all who forum?

[batmaluco]

http://i9.photobucket.com/albums/a78/Batmaluco/ceiling_cat.jpg


http://i9.photobucket.com/albums/a78/Batmaluco/gem.jpg

[ultimatefan]

Are you like, the ultimate defender of all who forum?

(trying to come up with an answer to a question that barely makes any sense as it´s phrased), nah, just taking a little laugh at pointless provocation that goes nowhere, that´s the only healthy thing to do.

[ultimatefan]

^^Awesome stuff, Batmaluco! The Chaves one is hilarious (too bad most Americans won´t get it).

[EmPiiRe x]

where there is one lolcatz, a million will follow:

http://i13.photobucket.com/albums/a271/Adm_Thrawn/main_b60ee5b244b.jpg

[Doctor Jones]

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GORDON: Guess what you smug bastard of a DA? I slept with Rachel last night. And before that I had my way with her. And not ways that you would like me to talk about. She wanted me to do it. She was loving it. She rode me like a damn horse.

http://i9.photobucket.com/albums/a78/Batmaluco/01620.jpg
HARVEY: Oh, yeah, smart ass? What does she scream when she's at her fullest?
GORDON: That's a trick question. She doesn't shout. She moans.

http://i9.photobucket.com/albums/a78/Batmaluco/01709.jpg
DENT: Damn.

[Dr. Fate]

http://i9.photobucket.com/albums/a78/Batmaluco/01530.jpg
GORDON: Guess what you smug bastard of a DA? I slept with Rachel last night. And before that I had my way with her. And not ways that you would like me to talk about. She wanted me to do it. She was loving it. She rode me like a damn horse.

http://i9.photobucket.com/albums/a78/Batmaluco/01620.jpg
HARVEY: Oh, yeah, smart ass? What does she scream when she's at her fullest?
GORDON: That's a trick question. She doesn't shout. She moans.

http://i9.photobucket.com/albums/a78/Batmaluco/01709.jpg
DENT: Damn.
Hehehehehehehe, poor Dent...

lots of great stuff guys!

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60s BATMAN: "There is nothing wrong with your television set... I am taking control... I control the vertical... I control the horizontal... you are entering... the Batman Zone."

http://i9.photobucket.com/albums/a78/Batmaluco/adam51.jpg
BATMAN: "Risin' up, back on the street
Did my time, took my chances
Went the distance, now I'm back on my feet
Just a man and his will to survive

So many times, it happens too fast
You change your passion for glory
Don't lose your grip on the dreams of the past
You must fight just to keep them alive

It's the eye of the tiger, it's the cream of the fight
Risin' up to the challenge of our rival
And the last known survivor stalks his prey in the night
And he's watchin' us all in the eye of the tiger...

Face to face, out in the heat
Hangin' tough, stayin' hungry
They stack the odds 'til we take to the street
For we kill with the skill to survive

Risin' up, straight to the top
Have the guts, got the glory
Went the distance, now I'm not gonna stop
Just a man and his will to survive

It's the eye of the tiger, it's the cream of the fight
Risin' up to the challenge of our rival
And the last known survivor stalks his prey in the night
And he's watchin' us all in the eye of the tiger..."

[Doctor Jones]

http://i9.photobucket.com/albums/a78/Batmaluco/adam06-1.gif
60s BATMAN: You will buy The Dark Knight on DVD when it comes out on December 9th! You will stand out until midnight in the freeezing cold or searing hot weather because it depends on the weather or global warming or where you live and wait for those doors to open. And once you buy it, you bring it straight to me!

[Doctor Jones]

http://i9.photobucket.com/albums/a78/Batmaluco/adam06-1.gif
60s BATMAN: The power of Christ compells you! The power of Christ compells you! The power of Christ compells you!

[Dr. Fate]

http://i9.photobucket.com/albums/a78/Batmaluco/adam06-1.gif
60s BATMAN: The power of Christ compells you! The power of Christ compells you! The power of Christ compells you!
Hehehehehehehehehe

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BATMAN: "Oh God I have to get off this crack I've been smoking..."

[kedrell]

http://i9.photobucket.com/albums/a78/Batmaluco/adam06-1.gif

Batman: "Just call me Mr. Negativity!"

[Ace of Knaves]

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BATMAN:
I didn't wanna give you mushrooms girl
Didn't wanna bring you to my world
now you're sitting in the corner crying
And is my fault, my fault!!

[ultimatefan]

http://i9.photobucket.com/albums/a78/Batmaluco/adam06-1.gif
BATMAN: IIIII HAAAAVE THE POOOOWEEEER!!!

[Dr. Fate]

http://i9.photobucket.com/albums/a78/Batmaluco/adam06-1.gif
BATMAN: IIIII HAAAAVE THE POOOOWEEEER!!!
Damn, I wish I had thought of that!:hehe::hehe::hehe:

http://i9.photobucket.com/albums/a78/Batmaluco/adam06-1.gif
BATMAN: "Klaatu, Barada, Nikto!"

[TheDarkKnight08]

http://img80.imageshack.us/img80/5788/dk0055ri7.jpg

Bruce: Man, this is some good porn.

:hehe:

[Doctor Jones]

http://img80.imageshack.us/img80/5788/dk0055ri7.jpg

ALFRED: Oh, for Christ's sake, Master Bruce. You're looking at porn again?!
BRUCE: No, it's actually photos for my new modeling agency. What have you been doing?
ALFRED: Oh, nothing. Nothing!
BRUCE: Are you the one who stole my porn, Alfred? GIVE IT BACK!
ALFRED: NEVAH!!

[Cancer4TheCure]

http://i9.photobucket.com/albums/a78/Batmaluco/01530.jpg
GORDON: Stop being so smart Dent, or I just might tell Batman here about your diarrhea problem.

http://i9.photobucket.com/albums/a78/Batmaluco/01620.jpg
HARVEY: Oh, yeah, Gordon? What makes you think the Batman will believe you? I don't have any problem. (Farts loudly)

http://i9.photobucket.com/albums/a78/Batmaluco/01709.jpg
DENT: Godammit.
GORDON: Lawl!

[SuperZer0]

http://i9.photobucket.com/albums/a78/Batmaluco/adam06-1.gif
60s BATMAN: The power of Christ compells you! The power of Christ compells you! The power of Christ compells you!

Hehehehehehe. :hehe:

http://img366.imageshack.us/img366/3369/exorcist03qk9.gif

[SuperZer0]

http://i9.photobucket.com/albums/a78/Batmaluco/adam06-1.gif
BATMAN: IIIII HAAAAVE THE POOOOWEEEER!!!

Did you mean "I've Got The Power" ?

_BRv9wGf5pk

[ultimatefan]

Thanks, Doc! Great minds think alike. Cool Earth Stood Still reference.

Yeah, it´s a He-Man reference.

Love the God one too.

[ultimatefan]

http://i9.photobucket.com/albums/a78/Batmaluco/01350.jpg
Harvey: We've just received the location of all the dozen or so critics who badmouthed The Dark Knight, now we need to know if they were bribed by rival studios, drugged, or are just plain stupid.

http://i9.photobucket.com/albums/a78/Batmaluco/01393.jpg
Batman: If I get´em to you, can you get´em to talk?

http://i9.photobucket.com/albums/a78/Batmaluco/01454.jpg
Harvey: I'll get´em to sing! I mean, badly, cuz if they had any actual artistic talent, they wouldn´t be critics to begin with...

[Morg]

Agent of Chaos, hotlinking is not allowed

[Polux]

http://i9.photobucket.com/albums/a78/Batmaluco/batman_begins01.jpg
¿Por qué tan serio?

Why so serious?


Don Ramon FTW !!!!!


Polux

[BlueLightning]

http://i9.photobucket.com/albums/a78/Batmaluco/batman_begins01.jpg
¿Por qué tan serio?

Why so serious?
Thats genius! Brilliant!

"¡Y no te doy otra no mas por que... no eres el Espantapajaros!

[Dr. Fate]

http://i9.photobucket.com/albums/a78/Batmaluco/01350.jpg
Harvey: We've just received the location of all the dozen or so critics who badmouthed The Dark Knight, now we need to know if they were bribed by rival studios, drugged, or are just plain stupid.

http://i9.photobucket.com/albums/a78/Batmaluco/01393.jpg
Batman: If I get´em to you, can you get´em to talk?

http://i9.photobucket.com/albums/a78/Batmaluco/01454.jpg
Harvey: I'll get´em to sing! I mean, badly, cuz if they had any actual artistic talent, they wouldn´t be critics to begin with...
Bwahahahahaha! And thanks.

Good to have ya back Agent.

And back to the He-Man referencing -

http://i9.photobucket.com/albums/a78/Batmaluco/adam06-1.gif
BATMAN: "By The Power Of Grayskull!"

[scatterax]

edit

[Dr. Fate]

http://img507.imageshack.us/img507/9463/malin3ln3.gif
SILK SPECTRE #2: "Lookin' for a dance partner, honey?"

http://d.imagehost.org/0159/fichtnerstomp.gif
BANK GUY [thinking]: "Dear Diary - Jackpot!!!"

[scatterax]

http://img80.imageshack.us/img80/5788/dk0055ri7.jpg

[bruce]So this web page is an online auction?
[alfred] yes. and if you bid higher than $45 in the next 2 minutes, you'll get the copy of "Batman Begins" on blue ray, and they'll actually mail it to your home.
[bruce] is that so? hmmm. I think I'll bid... $3,000,000!!
[Alfred]:wow:

[Dr. Fate]

http://img80.imageshack.us/img80/5788/dk0055ri7.jpg
ALFRED: "How did you get the script to Spider-Man 4 so quickly?!"
BRUCE: "Prep time."
ALFRED: "Smart-ass."

[batmaluco]

http://i9.photobucket.com/albums/a78/Batmaluco/01350.jpg
Harvey: We've just received the location of all the dozen or so critics who badmouthed The Dark Knight, now we need to know if they were bribed by rival studios, drugged, or are just plain stupid.

http://i9.photobucket.com/albums/a78/Batmaluco/01393.jpg
Batman: If I get´em to you, can you get´em to talk?

http://i9.photobucket.com/albums/a78/Batmaluco/01454.jpg
Harvey: I'll get´em to sing! I mean, badly, cuz if they had any actual artistic talent, they wouldn´t be critics to begin with...

Hehehehehehehe, poor Dent...

lots of great stuff guys!

http://i9.photobucket.com/albums/a78/Batmaluco/adam06-1.gif
60s BATMAN: "There is nothing wrong with your television set... I am taking control... I control the vertical... I control the horizontal... you are entering... the Batman Zone."

http://i9.photobucket.com/albums/a78/Batmaluco/adam51.jpg
BATMAN: "Risin' up, back on the street
Did my time, took my chances
Went the distance, now I'm back on my feet
Just a man and his will to survive

So many times, it happens too fast
You change your passion for glory
Don't lose your grip on the dreams of the past
You must fight just to keep them alive

It's the eye of the tiger, it's the cream of the fight
Risin' up to the challenge of our rival
And the last known survivor stalks his prey in the night
And he's watchin' us all in the eye of the tiger...

Face to face, out in the heat
Hangin' tough, stayin' hungry
They stack the odds 'til we take to the street
For we kill with the skill to survive

Risin' up, straight to the top
Have the guts, got the glory
Went the distance, now I'm not gonna stop
Just a man and his will to survive

It's the eye of the tiger, it's the cream of the fight
Risin' up to the challenge of our rival
And the last known survivor stalks his prey in the night
And he's watchin' us all in the eye of the tiger..."
:pal::lmao: bwahahahaha!!
And thanks ultimatefan, Polux, BlueLightning!

[batmaluco]

http://i9.photobucket.com/albums/a78/Batmaluco/79f2_1.jpg
Batman: Senator McCain is always talking "my friends, my friends", sure he has a lot of friends,
and he deserves it. But, the truth is,
President Obama has not only lots of friends as well, he also has the Superfriends!

http://i9.photobucket.com/albums/a78/Batmaluco/obama.jpg

[Dr. Fate]

:pal::lmao: bwahahahaha!!
And thanks ultimatefan, Polux, BlueLightning!
Thanks batmaluco!

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BATMAN: "Oh man this weed is some pretty powerful ****... I can see lights flashing before my eyes..."

[ultimatefan]

The online auction one, the Spider-Man 4 script one and the Superfriends one are cool too!

[ultimatefan]

http://img80.imageshack.us/img80/5788/dk0055ri7.jpg
BRUCE: Beautiful, isn´t it?
ALFRED: Beautiful. Unethical. Dangerous. You put surveillance cameras in all female locker rooms and showers in the city!
BRUCE: I have to have some fun, I spend my whole nights going after thugs and psychos!
ALFRED: No one man should have such power.
BRUCE: That´s why I´m... sharing it with you.
ALFRED: Consider this... my Christmas bonus!

[Dr. Fate]

http://img80.imageshack.us/img80/5788/dk0055ri7.jpg
BRUCE: Beautiful, isn´t it?
ALFRED: Beautiful. Unethical. Dangerous. You put surveillance cameras in all female locker rooms and showers in the city!
BRUCE: I have to have some fun, I spend my whole nights going after thugs and psychos!
ALFRED: No one man should have such power.
BRUCE: That´s why I´m... sharing it with you.
ALFRED: Consider this... my Christmas bonus!
Thanks and bwahahahahahaha!

http://i2.photobucket.com/albums/y38/aliasvaughn/dailycomms/tdk218.png
JOKER: "Mason Verger doesn't want to kill me any more than I want to kill him. He just wants to see me suffer in some unimaginable way. He is rather twisted, you know."

[scatterax]

http://i9.photobucket.com/albums/a78/Batmaluco/obama.jpg

[Superman] I stand behind Obama, and his presidency.

[scatterax]

The online auction one, the Spider-Man 4 script one and the Superfriends one are cool too!

thanks!

[ultimatefan]

Thanks, Doc! No prob, scatter!

[ultimatefan]

http://img80.imageshack.us/img80/5788/dk0055ri7.jpg
ALFRED: Do you think America wil deal well with a black president, sir?
BRUCE: Why not, we spent the last eight years with a retard one..






(I stole that from Chris Rock, but I love it!)

[Doctor Jones]

http://img80.imageshack.us/img80/5788/dk0055ri7.jpg
BRUCE: Beautiful, isn´t it?
ALFRED: Beautiful. Unethical. Dangerous. You put surveillance cameras in all female locker rooms and showers in the city!
BRUCE: I have to have some fun, I spend my whole nights going after thugs and psychos!
ALFRED: No one man should have such power.
BRUCE: That´s why I´m... sharing it with you.
ALFRED: Consider this... my Christmas bonus!

Bwahahahahahahahaha!!! Brilliant!

[Doctor Jones]

http://img80.imageshack.us/img80/5788/dk0055ri7.jpg
ALFRED: Do you think America wil deal well with a black president, sir?
BRUCE: Why not, we spent the last eight years with a retard one..






(I stole that from Chris Rock, but I love it!)

Even though I don't like Bush, he gets blamed for too much. Much of the stuff was going on way before him. Not alot was his fault. And then came 9/11. He just was the president at the wrong time.

Just think if Bush lost, we would have had Gore. We would be in a much deeper pile of **** than ever.

[Dr. Fate]

http://i9.photobucket.com/albums/a78/Batmaluco/79f2_1.jpg
Batman: Senator McCain is always talking "my friends, my friends", sure he has a lot of friends,
and he deserves it. But, the truth is,
President Obama has not only lots of friends as well, he also has the Superfriends!

http://i9.photobucket.com/albums/a78/Batmaluco/obama.jpg
Bwahahahahaha, talk about friends in high places.

http://img80.imageshack.us/img80/5788/dk0055ri7.jpg
ALFRED: "Really sir, competing in caption threads on Superhero Hype?"
BRUCE: "What can I say Alfred, after a long hard night of kicking ass and taking names and dealing with the Joker's crap, these caption threads help me relax and stay sane."

http://img80.imageshack.us/img80/5788/dk0055ri7.jpg
BRUCE: "Oh these Marvel/DC youtube videos never get old..."
ALFRED: "It's my turn now sir."
BRUCE: "Oh come on Alfred, it's the 21st century! Everyone has their own computer! Or should..."

[batmaluco]

Thanks Doc, ultimatefan!

[batmaluco]

http://img80.imageshack.us/img80/5788/dk0055ri7.jpg
BRUCE: Beautiful, isn´t it?
ALFRED: Beautiful. Unethical. Dangerous. You put surveillance cameras in all female locker rooms and showers in the city!
BRUCE: I have to have some fun, I spend my whole nights going after thugs and psychos!
ALFRED: No one man should have such power.
BRUCE: That´s why I´m... sharing it with you.
ALFRED: Consider this... my Christmas bonus!
hehehehehehe :word:
:applaud
Thanks batmaluco!

http://i9.photobucket.com/albums/a78/Batmaluco/adam06-1.gif
BATMAN: "Oh man this weed is some pretty powerful ****... I can see lights flashing before my eyes..."
:wow:
lol
:grin:

[batmaluco]

http://i9.photobucket.com/albums/a78/Batmaluco/adam06-1.gif
Batman: Powerful weed, isn't it?

http://i74.photobucket.com/albums/i258/batmaluco3/BATMANANDROBIN1949SERIAL7.jpg
Robin: Strangely, I can't feel anything...

http://i9.photobucket.com/albums/a78/Batmaluco/adam06-1.gif
Batman: C'mon! Inhale it again until you can feel the effects.

10 minutes later..

http://i9.photobucket.com/albums/a78/Batmaluco/adam06-1.gif
Batman: And now?...

http://i74.photobucket.com/albums/i258/batmaluco3/BATMANANDROBIN1949SERIAL7.jpg
Robin: I still can't feel anything...


20 minutes later...

http://i9.photobucket.com/albums/a78/Batmaluco/adam06-1.gif
Batman: And ...

http://i74.photobucket.com/albums/i258/batmaluco3/BATMANANDROBIN1949SERIAL7.jpg
Robin: Nope. I still can't feel anything...
I can't feel my legs, can't feel my arms, I can't even feel my feet on the ground...

[Doctor Jones]

http://i74.photobucket.com/albums/i258/batmaluco3/BATMANANDROBIN1949SERIAL7.jpg


http://i9.photobucket.com/albums/a78/Batmaluco/adam06-1.gif
BATMAN: Give me back my weed, dammit!

[ultimatefan]

Thanks, Jones, Batmaluco! The "I can´t feel anything" run and the "get your own computer" one are awesome too!

I´m no Gore fan myself - where was all that environmental talk when he was vice-president of the country? - but Bush´s presidency goes to history as a disaster, even McCain tried to dissociate himself from his administration.

[ultimatefan]

http://img80.imageshack.us/img80/5788/dk0055ri7.jpg
ALFRED: Who´d have thought that in our lifetime we would ever see... An A-list Hollywood actress do a hardcore porn movie!
BRUCE: Indeed Alfred. This is the dawn of a new age for America...

[ultimatefan]

http://img80.imageshack.us/img80/5788/dk0055ri7.jpg
BRUCE: Alfred, who´s that imbecile eating donuts and scratching his buttocks in that patrol car?
ALFRED: That´s Harvey Bullock, sir, one of the wide loads from precinct 7-G.
BRUCE: Bullock, Eh?
ALFRED: That´s right, he´d be perfect to serve as bait for The Joker´s cop-butchering rampage.
BRUCE: Excellent!

[lixdexia]

Thanks and bwahahahahahaha!

http://i2.photobucket.com/albums/y38/aliasvaughn/dailycomms/tdk218.png
JOKER: "Mason Verger doesn't want to kill me any more than I want to kill him. He just wants to see me suffer in some unimaginable way. He is rather twisted, you know."
nice, nice :up: too bad harris completely sold out with hannibal rising:csad:

[Superman Prime]

I watched Hannibal a couple of days ago on television. Feeding brains to a kid on a plane was a fun ending.

http://i74.photobucket.com/albums/i258/batmaluco3/BATMANANDROBIN1949SERIAL7.jpg

ROBIN: "This costume isn't so bad when I'm stoned outta my wits."

[Superman Prime]

Good to have ya back Agent.

Thanks, Dr. Fate. I'll make sure you have funny captions to read, and it'll hopefully make the time away more tolerable.

http://i9.photobucket.com/albums/a78/Batmaluco/obama.jpg

SUPERMAN: "Know what I'll say to racists who deride you?"

OBAMA: "What's that?"

SUPERMAN: "And I will strike down upon thee with great vengeance and furious anger those who attempt to poison and destroy my brothers. And you will know my name is The Lord when I lay my vengeance upon thee."

OBAMA: "More God parallels?"

[scatterax]

is it just me, or did tha pages get messed up??

[Morg]

is it just me, or did tha pages get messed up??

probably because some of you people STILL hotlinking so I removed the posts. So host the pics yourself, read Bamf's announcement on top of the forum. Those that continue to hot link will get probation like Dr Fate did

[Spider-Kid]

probably because some of you people STILL hotlinking so I removed the posts. So host the pics yourself, read Bamf's announcement on top of the forum. Those that continue to hot link will get probation like Dr Fate did



Your right. I just copyed my images from Photobucket to be safe. I got 2 warnings and I was on my way to a probation and I could actually TELL that was happening because I just lost 1 point on the SHH boards and I didn't want to be in deep s**t so I just uploaded my wanted pics on photobucket or whatver I could find that was good. Poor Dr Fate though, he should have listened to the rules instead on getting a ban :( I use to have a noob acount and I kept getting banned and then I was gone because I was banned forever but now I have learned my lesson. Always follow the rules :D

[Spider-Kid]

Thanks, Dr. Fate. I'll make sure you have funny captions to read, and it'll hopefully make the time away more tolerable.

http://i9.photobucket.com/albums/a78/Batmaluco/obama.jpg

SUPERMAN: "Know what I'll say to racists who deride you?"

OBAMA: "What's that?"

SUPERMAN: "And I will strike down upon thee with great vengeance and furious anger those who attempt to poison and destroy my brothers. And you will know my name is The Lord when I lay my vengeance upon thee."

OBAMA: "More God parallels?"


http://i9.photobucket.com/albums/a78/Batmaluco/obama.jpg
Superman: n00b mccain shud have won

Obama: Sorry supes, Its too late for that now. I am the new master.

Superman: stfu mccain had legal defence tactics

Obama: No he didn't.

Superman: yes he did n00b u suck lol even george bush is better tahn u

Obama: Well....You can't talk, Your a statue!

Superman: yes i cn

[Harrygucha]

Can't get a better title for an article than this: http://ibnlive.in.com/news/can-americas-dark-knight-save-the-world/77556-2.html?fads=ads

LOL!

[Polux]

Ya know ? I´m really suffering in here...I just wanna make a caption...I´m not computer savvy...actually, I´m pretty computer-ignorant...I tryed to copy and paste a pic...it got deleted...I realized that´s what "hotlinking" means (ya see, english is not my first language) and not posting pics of hot girls...I tried to play by the rules, uploading the pic at imageshack, opening a account, then tried to copy the link at the little picture window above...i got the red x...10 times...I just wanted to have some fun and now I´m stressed and sad...I think my will for captioning has died today...

:csad::csad::csad:


Polux

[scatterax]

Can't get a better title for an article than this: http://ibnlive.in.com/news/can-americas-dark-knight-save-the-world/77556-2.html?fads=ads

LOL!

:wow:that's terrible. we never called any of our other presidents white knights. this just seems racist to me.

[Harrygucha]

:wow:that's terrible. we never called any of our other presidents white knights. this just seems racist to me.
Completely racist...yet very cool that he gets the same title as the goddamn Batman. He's not a hero...He's a silent guardian...a watchful protector...Barack Obama. Love that TDK has had such an influence that the media is putting the movie title into their articles.

[Doctor Jones]

Morg, Fate PM'd me and said it wasn't his fault. He didn't know they were hotlinked. He really brings alot of class to these boards and it's a shame you banned him for him not knowing. You should bring him back, these boards won't be the same for two weeks without him.

[Doctor Jones]

Thanks, Jones, Batmaluco! The "I can´t feel anything" run and the "get your own computer" one are awesome too!

I´m no Gore fan myself - where was all that environmental talk when he was vice-president of the country? - but Bush´s presidency goes to history as a disaster, even McCain tried to dissociate himself from his administration.

But 9/11 was a disaster. That wasn't his fault. Yeah, he's screwed up (Katrina, invvading Irag) But joining the war he had no coice. He would be damned if he did and damned if he didn't Now Obama wants to completey take all the troops out of there. NOT SMART. Yeah, all families think is wanting to bring back their loved ones, but think of the effect of that. We could be attacked again or it could all go to hell over there. But think about it, without 9/11 one cannot help but think how Bush really would of been as president.

[ultimatefan]

^I don´t wanna turn this into a Bush debate, but the truth is, he exploited 9/11. He completely and willingly manipulated the post-9/11 fear to justify a ton of terrible actions, initimidation of dissent, blatant violation of civil rights, the abuses of Guantanamo and Abu Ghraib, all typical of totalitarian governments - and don´t buy for a second that he wasn´t at least generally aware of it all -, and not only a poorly-justified, but horribly-executed war. I don´t consider myself a liberal - if I have a dream, it´s a world without politicians of any kind - but Bush´s presidency was terrible by any standards and that´s what history will say of it, trust me.

[Morg]

Morg, Fate PM'd me and said it wasn't his fault. He didn't know they were hotlinked. He really brings alot of class to these boards and it's a shame you banned him for him not knowing. You should bring him back, these boards won't be the same for two weeks without him.

Fate isn't that ignorant, it's not that hard to see which pics are being hotlink consider he's the one putting them up

I gave him several breaks, after the 3rd or 4th time I had no choice

[Morg]

Ya know ? I´m really suffering in here...I just wanna make a caption...I´m not computer savvy...actually, I´m pretty computer-ignorant...I tryed to copy and paste a pic...it got deleted...I realized that´s what "hotlinking" means (ya see, english is not my first language) and not posting pics of hot girls...I tried to play by the rules, uploading the pic at imageshack, opening a account, then tried to copy the link at the little picture window above...i got the red x...10 times...I just wanted to have some fun and now I´m stressed and sad...I think my will for captioning has died today...

:csad::csad::csad:


Polux

Not sure what's your problem with imageshack, I use it now and then with no troubles. Try www.tinypics.com

[deathfromabove]

But 9/11 was a disaster. That wasn't his fault. Yeah, he's screwed up (Katrina, invvading Irag) But joining the war he had no coice. He would be damned if he did and damned if he didn't Now Obama wants to completey take all the troops out of there. NOT SMART. Yeah, all families think is wanting to bring back their loved ones, but think of the effect of that. We could be attacked again or it could all go to hell over there. But think about it, without 9/11 one cannot help but think how Bush really would of been as president.

i also dont want to get all political but how did bush not have a choice? he choose to invade a country that factually had nothing to do with 9/11.

the war in iraq has made the world less safe imo and has distracted us from our real enemies.

[Morg]

We do have a political forum, please discuss things in there. Thank you

[batmaluco]

Thanks UF, Doc!


http://i163.photobucket.com/albums/t302/BatmanRPG/The%20Dark%20Knight/Batman12.jpg
Batman: Have you ever read one of Nietzsche's books?

http://i163.photobucket.com/albums/t302/DCMarvelRPG/The%20Joker/cap118.jpg
Joker: Yeah, I did read some. Releasing in some ways but I also think it was quite disappointing,
after all, he's not exactly nihilistic as I initially thought he was.

http://i470.photobucket.com/albums/rr61/muckluck123/captiontdk-1.jpg
Joker: Don't you think this conversation is getting a bit too intellectual?

http://i182.photobucket.com/albums/x9/vandar_photo/jkvo3.jpg
Batman: Agreed!

[batmaluco]

http://i9.photobucket.com/albums/a78/Batmaluco/dk0011dl5jm9.jpg
Rachel: So, do you really think that sex is the answer?
Batman: Sex is not the answer. Sex is the question. Yes is the answer.

[gwynplaine]

http://i9.photobucket.com/albums/a78/Batmaluco/dk0011dl5jm9.jpg

Is that a Batarang in your pocket or are you just happy to see me ?

[batmaluco]

http://i163.photobucket.com/albums/t302/DCMarvelRPG/The%20Joker/cap118.jpg
Joker: In my opinion, people generally start resorting on physical violence
when they start lacking on reasonable argumentations.

http://i163.photobucket.com/albums/t302/BatmanRPG/The%20Dark%20Knight/Batman12.jpg
Batman: I disagree.



http://i470.photobucket.com/albums/rr61/muckluck123/captiontdk-1.jpg
Joker: Would you care to explain why do you disagree?

http://i182.photobucket.com/albums/x9/vandar_photo/jkvo3.jpg

[keit0s]

http://i163.photobucket.com/albums/t302/DCMarvelRPG/The%20Joker/cap118.jpg
Joker: In my opinion, people generally start resorting on physical violence
when they start lacking on reasonable argumentations.

http://i163.photobucket.com/albums/t302/BatmanRPG/The%20Dark%20Knight/Batman12.jpg
Batman: I disagree.



http://i470.photobucket.com/albums/rr61/muckluck123/captiontdk-1.jpg
Joker: Would you care to explain why do you disagree?

http://i182.photobucket.com/albums/x9/vandar_photo/jkvo3.jpg
Best one yet! :hehe:

[Spider-Kid]

Nice ones, batmaluco

[ultimatefan]

^Great ones, Batmaluco!

[Doctor Jones]

^I don´t wanna turn this into a Bush debate, but the truth is, he exploited 9/11. He completely and willingly manipulated the post-9/11 fear to justify a ton of terrible actions, initimidation of dissent, blatant violation of civil rights, the abuses of Guantanamo and Abu Ghraib, all typical of totalitarian governments - and don´t buy for a second that he wasn´t at least generally aware of it all -, and not only a poorly-justified, but horribly-executed war. I don´t consider myself a liberal - if I have a dream, it´s a world without politicians of any kind - but Bush´s presidency was terrible by any standards and that´s what history will say of it, trust me.

True. Yeah, he did handle the war in a bad way. But like I said, he gets TOO much flack. Okay, lets end it. :yay:

[Doctor Jones]

Fate isn't that ignorant, it's not that hard to see which pics are being hotlink consider he's the one putting them up

I gave him several breaks, after the 3rd or 4th time I had no choice

He was putting them up? How did you know that?

[Doctor Jones]

i also dont want to get all political but how did bush not have a choice? he choose to invade a country that factually had nothing to do with 9/11.

the war in iraq has made the world less safe imo and has distracted us from our real enemies.

No, I stated he made the wrong choice in invading Irag. His fault. But we did have to go to war. They said they had weapons of mass destruction, (I still know he invaded the wrong place) Did we want to take that risk? After 9/11? But with taking all the troops out of there, it means trouble. Don't take them all out at once. Take them out bit by bit.

But anyway lets end this. Let's enjoy the captions. :yay:

[Morg]

He was putting them up? How did you know that?

I read the url of the pics he hosted, it's not that hard

[scatterax]

ok, ima bout to copy batmaluco, but I don't care. I'll take what inspiration I can get.

http://i163.photobucket.com/albums/t302/DCMarvelRPG/The%20Joker/cap118.jpg

[joker] "...and that's how I got these scars."

http://i163.photobucket.com/albums/t302/BatmanRPG/The%20Dark%20Knight/Batman12.jpg

[batman]"...."

http://i470.photobucket.com/albums/rr61/muckluck123/captiontdk-1.jpg

[joker] "now don't give me that look. that's really what happened. I promise you I'm telling the truth."

http://i182.photobucket.com/albums/x9/vandar_photo/jkvo3.jpg

[ultimatefan]

http://i9.photobucket.com/albums/a78/Batmaluco/dk0011dl5jm9.jpg
BATMAN: Think of this as a natural birth control method...

[ultimatefan]

http://i163.photobucket.com/albums/t302/DCMarvelRPG/The%20Joker/cap118.jpg
JOKER: That´s right, then Harvey falls to his death, and to preserve his reputation and his lawsuit, you take the blame for his crimes, the end!



http://i182.photobucket.com/albums/x9/vandar_photo/jkvo3.jpg

[ultimatefan]

http://i163.photobucket.com/albums/t302/DCMarvelRPG/The%20Joker/cap118.jpg
JOKER: You see, to them you´re just a freak... Like me!

http://i307.photobucket.com/albums/nn309/gigglyjiggly13/amy_winehouse.jpg
WINEHOUSE: Go f*** yourself, a**hole!!

[TheDarkKnight08]

http://img80.imageshack.us/img80/88/tdk0812lh9.jpg

Bruce: :o I'm jerking off here, what do you want?

[Ace of Knaves]

http://i163.photobucket.com/albums/t302/DCMarvelRPG/The%20Joker/cap118.jpg
JOKER: And people say my complexion and mind are a bit iffy.........:whatever:
http://i307.photobucket.com/albums/nn309/gigglyjiggly13/amy_winehouse.jpg
WINEHOUSE: NEED MORE HEROINZ!!!! :cmad:

[Scissors]

http://i163.photobucket.com/albums/t302/DCMarvelRPG/The%20Joker/cap118.jpg
In 2012, every one will die. Everyone.

http://i163.photobucket.com/albums/t302/BatmanRPG/The%20Dark%20Knight/Batman12.jpg
What are you talking about?

http://i470.photobucket.com/albums/rr61/muckluck123/captiontdk-1.jpg
Hm, I'll explain, pay attention..

http://i35.tinypic.com/20tjlt2.jpg
So uh, 2012 is claimed by some with New age beliefs to be a great year of spiritual transformation (or alternatively an apocalypse). There is disagreement among believers as to whether 2012 will see an end of civilization, or humanity will be elevated to a higher level.

Many esoteric sources interpret the completion of the thirteenth B'ak'tun cycle in the Long Count of the Maya calendar (which occurs on December 21 by the most widely held correlation) to mean there will be a major change in world order.

Astrologer John Jenkins has determined that on this date, there will be "an extremely close conjunction of the northern hemisphere winter solstice sun with the crossing point of the Galactic equator and the ecliptic", an event that will not be repeated for thousands of years.

Several authors have published works which claim that a major, world-changing event will take place in 2012:

The 1997 book The Bible Code by Michael Drosnin claims that, according to certain algorithms of the Bible code, an asteroid or comet will collide with the Earth.
The 2006 book 2012: The Return of Quetzalcoatl by Daniel Pinchbeck discusses theories of a possible global awakening to psychic connection by the year 2012, creating a noosphere.
Riley Martin claims that Biaviian aliens will allow passage aboard their 'Great Mother Ship' when the Earth is 'transformed' in 2012.
Terence McKenna's numerological novelty theory suggests a point of singularity in which humankind will go through a great shift in consciousness.

Add to that the movie I Am Legend is set in this year, and everyone is dead.

http://i163.photobucket.com/albums/t302/DCMarvelRPG/The%20Joker/cap118.jpg
You won't even get a Batman vs. Superman movie!

http://img140.imageshack.us/img140/4572/tdktoq8.jpg

http://i182.photobucket.com/albums/x9/vandar_photo/jkvo3.jpg

[The Navigator]

^^Awesome. :up:

[Doctor Jones]

I read the url of the pics he hosted, it's not that hard

He posted them?

[Doctor Jones]

http://img80.imageshack.us/img80/88/tdk0812lh9.jpg

BRUCE: What the hell do you want? This better be important to miss my Desperate Housewives!

[Ace of Knaves]

Yo did Fate get banned?

[Doctor Jones]

Yo did Fate get banned?

Unfortunatly, yes. :csad::csad:

[Doctor Jones]

http://img80.imageshack.us/img80/88/tdk0812lh9.jpg

BRUCE: Alfred. I'm so depressed.
ALFRED: Why is that, sir?
BRUCE: Because I'm sitting in this chair waiting for The Dark Knight to come out on DVD on December 9th and it's not getting here any sooner!!

[metalhead_dave]

http://img385.imageshack.us/img385/7599/heathjokerharleywpdh3.jpg

Joker: How the hell did I get here?

Sorry for the bigger text, it's just the pic is so damn big.

[ultimatefan]

Yo did Fate get banned?

Sadly so. These boards will never be as much fun again...

[ultimatefan]

http://img80.imageshack.us/img80/88/tdk0812lh9.jpg
BRUCE: Rachel, Schmachel. I`m morning the banning of Dr. Fate.

[Superman Prime]

http://i37.tinypic.com/6gv7yb.jpg

This is all that was recovered from the scene.

[SuperZer0]

Hey all, I thought that Fate was only on probabionary ban? Now, he's permanently banned?? :huh: Damn, seriously he was the soul of this thread. Hope he'll come back with a different name, HEHE.

R.I.P. Dr. Fate

[Superman Prime]

http://i34.tinypic.com/2e3q3y1.jpg

[Superman Prime]

One more tribute caption.

http://img440.imageshack.us/img440/1555/balrogld2.jpg

http://img205.imageshack.us/img205/8932/drfate4mm9.jpg

DR. FATE: "YOU SHALL NOT PASS!"

[Doctor Jones]

Actually guys I got some good news. He PM'd me and apologized to Morg and he's going to ask the other mods to let him back. So I think there's a good chance of him coming back. But he won't come back as Fate. I've suggested names like Heston Moses.

All hope isn't lost!

And great tributes!

[ultimatefan]

Awesome tributes, guys!

[ultimatefan]

http://img80.imageshack.us/img80/88/tdk0812lh9.jpg
BRUCE: Alfred, be a dear and use the infrared aim rifle on that bastard on the second window of the fourteenth floor of the front building who saw me sitting here in broad daylight with my identity exposed...

[DX]

Wow, I haven't been in this thread in ages...

Fate got banned? WHY?! :csad:

[Superman Prime]

Ultimatefan for last caption: Hahahahahaha!!!!

That never occured to me that someone could see him sitting there in plain view.

DX, Fate was banned for hotlinking. He'll be back soon.

[ultimatefan]

^Thanks!

[ultimatefan]

http://img80.imageshack.us/img80/88/tdk0812lh9.jpg
BRUCE: Of course I´m a dark and brooding hero! I´ve been consistently one of the most popular comic book characters ever, I starred in some of the all-time most praised and popular graphic novels, a landmark live-action TV series, a landmark animated series and countless cartoon episodes, five of my six theatrical live-action films were big hits, one of them has a shot at major Oscar nominations, I´ve been a merchandise cash cow for decades... Damn, why the f*** am I so dark and brooding?

[scatterax]

I've often wondered that myself. I think it has something to do w/ his parents, but I could be wrong.:yay:

[TDK Joker]

http://img80.imageshack.us/img80/88/tdk0812lh9.jpg
ALFRED: Whats the matter Master Bruce?
BRUCE: I dont know what hotlinking means

[ultimatefan]

I've often wondered that myself. I think it has something to do w/ his parents, but I could be wrong.:yay:

Yeah, I suspect the thing with bats is somehow related as well...:hehe:

[The Navigator]

http://img80.imageshack.us/img80/88/tdk0812lh9.jpg
"If you had to fight the Joker, Two-Face, and eight different types of Terminators, you'd be exhausted, too."

[Spider-Kid]

http://img80.imageshack.us/img80/88/tdk0812lh9.jpg
Bruce's reaction from watching Batman And Robin.

[Superman Prime]

http://img80.imageshack.us/img80/88/tdk0812lh9.jpg

BRUCE: "Aflred, how long do I have to sit in time-out?"

[Doctor Jones]

http://img80.imageshack.us/img80/88/tdk0812lh9.jpg
"If you had to fight the Joker, Two-Face, and eight different types of Terminators, you'd be exhausted, too."

Hell yes it would! :woot:

[Superman Prime]

^ I didn't catch that one earlier. Pretty funny.

[Mr. Earle]

http://img80.imageshack.us/img80/88/tdk0812lh9.jpg
bruce's reaction from watching batman and robin.epic

[Polux]

http://i375.photobucket.com/albums/oo194/Polux666/tdk_trl3_20080504_111.jpg

Harvey : You either die a hero, or you live long enough to see yourself become the villian...

http://i375.photobucket.com/albums/oo194/Polux666/tdk_trl3_20080504_112.jpg

Bruce : C´mon Dent, there´re a lot more important problems than Gotham, the mob and batman to worry about.

Harvey : Like what ?

Bruce : Well, we have to end apartheid for one. And slow down the nuclear arms race, stop terrorism and world hunger. We have to provide food and shelter for the homeless, and oppose racial discrimination and promote civil rights, while also promoting equal rights for women. We have to encourage a return to traditional moral values. Most importantly, we have to promote general social concern and less materialism in young people.

Harvey : Huh....ok.:csad:



Polux

[TheDarkKnight08]

http://i375.photobucket.com/albums/oo194/Polux666/tdk_trl3_20080504_111.jpg

Harvey : You either die a hero, or you live long enough to see yourself become the villian...

http://i375.photobucket.com/albums/oo194/Polux666/tdk_trl3_20080504_112.jpg

Bruce : C´mon Dent, there´re a lot more important problems than Gotham, the mob and batman to worry about.

Harvey : Like what ?

Bruce : Well, we have to end apartheid for one. And slow down the nuclear arms race, stop terrorism and world hunger. We have to provide food and shelter for the homeless, and oppose racial discrimination and promote civil rights, while also promoting equal rights for women. We have to encourage a return to traditional moral values. Most importantly, we have to promote general social concern and less materialism in young people.

Harvey : Huh....ok.:csad:



Polux

I think... yeah, yeah, you just WON.:hehe:

[Polux]

http://i375.photobucket.com/albums/oo194/Polux666/adam24.jpg

West Batman : Harold, it's Batman, Adam West´s Batman. You're my lawyer so I think you should know: I've killed a lot of people. Some girls in the apartment uptown uh, some homeless people maybe 5 or 10 um an NYU girl I met in Central Park. I left her in a parking lot behind some donut shop. I killed Bethany, my old girlfriend, with a nail gun, and some man uh some old ***got with a dog last week. I killed another girl with a chainsaw, I had to, she almost got away and uh someone else there I can't remember maybe a model, but she's dead too. And Paul Allen. I killed Paul Allen with an axe in the face, his body is dissolving in a bathtub in Hell's Kitchen. I don't want to leave anything out here. I guess I've killed maybe 20 people, maybe 40. I have tapes of a lot of it, uh some of the girls have seen the tapes. I even, um... I ate some of their brains, and I tried to cook a little. Tonight I, uh, I just had to kill a LOT of people. And I'm not sure I'm gonna get away with it this time. I guess I'll uh, I mean, ah, I guess I'm a pretty uh, I mean I guess I'm a pretty sick guy. So, if you get back tomorrow, I may show up at Harry's Bar, so you know, keep your eyes open.



Polux

[Polux]

http://i375.photobucket.com/albums/oo194/Polux666/adam24.jpg

West Batman : Laundry service ?? Yeah...where are my goddamn briefs ??!!! :cmad:


Polux

[Superman Prime]

http://i375.photobucket.com/albums/oo194/Polux666/adam24.jpg

BATMAN: "Hey. I'd like to see if I can get a voice-over on Family Guy."

*few moments pass*

BATMAN: "$7 per episode for an iconic star? I knew you guys were cheap and low-quality, but that's pushing it."

[batman11]

http://i375.photobucket.com/albums/oo194/Polux666/adam24.jpg

West Batman : Harold, it's Batman, Adam West´s Batman. You're my lawyer so I think you should know: I've killed a lot of people. Some girls in the apartment uptown uh, some homeless people maybe 5 or 10 um an NYU girl I met in Central Park. I left her in a parking lot behind some donut shop. I killed Bethany, my old girlfriend, with a nail gun, and some man uh some old ***got with a dog last week. I killed another girl with a chainsaw, I had to, she almost got away and uh someone else there I can't remember maybe a model, but she's dead too. And Paul Allen. I killed Paul Allen with an axe in the face, his body is dissolving in a bathtub in Hell's Kitchen. I don't want to leave anything out here. I guess I've killed maybe 20 people, maybe 40. I have tapes of a lot of it, uh some of the girls have seen the tapes. I even, um... I ate some of their brains, and I tried to cook a little. Tonight I, uh, I just had to kill a LOT of people. And I'm not sure I'm gonna get away with it this time. I guess I'll uh, I mean, ah, I guess I'm a pretty uh, I mean I guess I'm a pretty sick guy. So, if you get back tomorrow, I may show up at Harry's Bar, so you know, keep your eyes open.



Polux

American Psycho FTW. :up:

[Doctor Jones]

http://i375.photobucket.com/albums/oo194/Polux666/adam24.jpg

West Batman : Harold, it's Batman, Adam West´s Batman. You're my lawyer so I think you should know: I've killed a lot of people. Some girls in the apartment uptown uh, some homeless people maybe 5 or 10 um an NYU girl I met in Central Park. I left her in a parking lot behind some donut shop. I killed Bethany, my old girlfriend, with a nail gun, and some man uh some old ***got with a dog last week. I killed another girl with a chainsaw, I had to, she almost got away and uh someone else there I can't remember maybe a model, but she's dead too. And Paul Allen. I killed Paul Allen with an axe in the face, his body is dissolving in a bathtub in Hell's Kitchen. I don't want to leave anything out here. I guess I've killed maybe 20 people, maybe 40. I have tapes of a lot of it, uh some of the girls have seen the tapes. I even, um... I ate some of their brains, and I tried to cook a little. Tonight I, uh, I just had to kill a LOT of people. And I'm not sure I'm gonna get away with it this time. I guess I'll uh, I mean, ah, I guess I'm a pretty uh, I mean I guess I'm a pretty sick guy. So, if you get back tomorrow, I may show up at Harry's Bar, so you know, keep your eyes open.



Polux

:lmao:

[Superman Prime]

http://i375.photobucket.com/albums/oo194/Polux666/tdk_trl3_20080504_111.jpg

DENT: "What in god's sweet name is that stench?"

http://i375.photobucket.com/albums/oo194/Polux666/tdk_trl3_20080504_112.jpg

BRUCE: "Rachel. Close your legs."

[Spider-Kid]

Thanks Mr. Earlie.






http://i375.photobucket.com/albums/oo194/Polux666/tdk_trl3_20080504_111.jpg
Harvey Dent: OoOoooooooh, So every fanboy likes Mr Bale better than me huh?



http://i375.photobucket.com/albums/oo194/Polux666/tdk_trl3_20080504_112.jpg
Bruce Wayne: Alfred, Get my gun.

[The Navigator]

http://i375.photobucket.com/albums/oo194/Polux666/tdk_trl3_20080504_111.jpg
DENT: Why are you hiding from everyone?

http://i375.photobucket.com/albums/oo194/Polux666/tdk_trl3_20080504_112.jpg
BRUCE: It has something to do with being generally hated right now.
DENT: But it's your job to be generally hated.
BRUCE: It's more complicated then that, Harvey.

http://i375.photobucket.com/albums/oo194/Polux666/tdk_trl3_20080504_111.jpg
DENT: You're just making it more complicated so that you can feel sorry for yourself. Like you always said, "If you want an easy job, go work for the Red Cross."

[TDK Joker]

http://i375.photobucket.com/albums/oo194/Polux666/adam24.jpg

West Batman : Laundry service ?? Yeah...where are my goddamn briefs ??!!! :cmad:




hahahaha. Obviously after reading that quote I checked and it really looks like he hasnt got briefs

[SuperZer0]

http://img80.imageshack.us/img80/88/tdk0812lh9.jpg
ALFRED: Whats the matter Master Bruce?
BRUCE: I dont know what hotlinking means

ALFRED: Here you go sir: http://forums.superherohype.com/announcement.php?f=33&a=103

[SuperZer0]

hahahaha. Obviously after reading that quote I checked and it really looks like he hasnt got briefs

HAHAHA, same with me. :hehe:

[SuperZer0]

http://img266.imageshack.us/img266/4760/homedepotem7.jpg

"I see now what I have to become to stop men like him."

or

"Batman....Has....No....Goddamn....Limits. I told you so."



http://img266.imageshack.us/img266/6071/mcjokerlb1.jpg

"Good evening, ladies and gentle-men, I am tonight's entertaiiiiiiiinment."



Note: Not my manips.

[scatterax]

mcjoker is priceless:yay:

[Bim]

McJoker :hehe:

[Panthro]

http://img80.imageshack.us/img80/88/tdk0812lh9.jpg
BRUCE: Of course I´m a dark and brooding hero! I´ve been consistently one of the most popular comic book characters ever, I starred in some of the all-time most praised and popular graphic novels, a landmark live-action TV series, a landmark animated series and countless cartoon episodes, five of my six theatrical live-action films were big hits, one of them has a shot at major Oscar nominations, I´ve been a merchandise cash cow for decades... Damn, why the f*** am I so dark and brooding?
Hahahahahaha, great one UF.

Lots of great stuff here guys. Love the time out and just about anything making fun of Batman & Robin.

http://i382.photobucket.com/albums/oo261/8-2-B-4-9-5/CoffeeShot.jpg
SUPERMAN: "Bruce, you're the smart one here, how come when the users on Superhero Hype get probationary bans, they can still send personal messages to their allies?"
BATMAN: "Clark, shouldn't we be thinking about something more important like Lex running for president with Joker as his running mate or-"
SUPERMAN: "Just answer the question Bruce."
BATMAN: "Here's my answer - PM the mods and stop wasting my time."

[SPider-T0rch]

http://img266.imageshack.us/img266/6071/mcjokerlb1.jpg
I believe whatever doesn't kill you, simply makes you....fatter

or

See, I'm a man of simple tastes. I like fries.. and cheeseburgers... and cookies! Do you know what all of these things have in common? They're on our Dollar Menu!

[SPider-T0rch]

http://img80.imageshack.us/img80/88/tdk0812lh9.jpg
Alfred: Ah Master Bruce, I like your new suit. I didn't know that you're starring in the new G.I. Joe movie
Bruce: ..............

[kedrell]

http://i375.photobucket.com/albums/oo194/Polux666/adam24.jpg

Bruce: "No thanks Alfred, I feel like going commando today."

[Panthro]

http://i382.photobucket.com/albums/oo261/8-2-B-4-9-5/WonderWomanWantsToGetLaid.jpg
WONDER WOMAN: "Hi, I'm Plenty."
BATMAN: "But of course you are."
WONDER WOMAN: "Plenty O'Toole."
BATMAN: "Named after your father, perhaps?"

http://i382.photobucket.com/albums/oo261/8-2-B-4-9-5/WonderWomanWantsToGetLaid.jpg
WONDER WOMAN: "You know, there's nothing going on down there right now, but there could be something going on up here." [winks]
BATMAN: "For the last time Diana, I'm not having sex with you out in public, even if it is in the middle of the night! Now stop throwing yourself at me before I file a restraining order against you!"
WONDER WOMAN: "Your mouth says no, but your opaque lenses say yes."

http://i382.photobucket.com/albums/oo261/8-2-B-4-9-5/WonderWomanWantsToGetLaid.jpg
BATMAN: "Not tonight Diana, I have a headache."

http://i382.photobucket.com/albums/oo261/8-2-B-4-9-5/WonderWomanWantsToGetLaid.jpg
WONDER WOMAN: "Well, seeing as how the world's not imperiled right now-"
BATMAN: "Jesus Christ Diana, I just made sweet lovin' to you 5 minutes ago! You tryin' to kill me?!"

http://i382.photobucket.com/albums/oo261/8-2-B-4-9-5/SleepyBatman.jpg
BATMAN: "Hey, someone sealed up the eye holes in my mask and now I can't see! Damn you Superman! Or Flash... probably Superman..."

http://i382.photobucket.com/albums/oo261/8-2-B-4-9-5/36.jpg
BATMAN: "Damn, Clark wasn't lying when he said you were rough in the sack..."

[Superhero 101]

HAHAHA
I cracked up at the Headache one.

[scatterax]

http://img80.imageshack.us/img80/88/tdk0812lh9.jpg
Alfred: Ah Master Bruce, I like your new suit. I didn't know that you're starring in the new G.I. Joe movie
Bruce: ..............

lol:csad::cmad: LOL!!! I never thought of that b4. so true tho.

[Superman Prime]

http://i382.photobucket.com/albums/oo261/8-2-B-4-9-5/CoffeeShot.jpg

BATMAN: "I thought you converted to Mormonism. Why are you drinking coffee?"

SUPERMAN: "You might not have noticed until now, but I'm something of a bad boy."

[Ace of Knaves]

This page is full of win!! :D

[Superman Prime]

http://i382.photobucket.com/albums/oo261/8-2-B-4-9-5/CoffeeShot.jpg

SUPERMAN: "You have cockroaches crawling all over the place in here."

BATMAN: "It adds a nice extra gothic touch to my ride. I like it."

SUPERMAN: "........"

[Superman Prime]

http://img266.imageshack.us/img266/6071/mcjokerlb1.jpg

JOKER: "Welcome to McDonald's, may I take your order please?"

*five minutes later*

http://i382.photobucket.com/albums/oo261/8-2-B-4-9-5/CoffeeShot.jpg

SUPERMAN: "Did that guy at the drive-thru window look familiar to you?"

BATMAN: "Nope."

[Superman Prime]

http://i382.photobucket.com/albums/oo261/8-2-B-4-9-5/CoffeeShot.jpg

SUPERMAN: "Now I have a roach in my coffee..."

BATMAN: "You know the difference between me and you?"

SUPERMAN: "What?"

BATMAN: "I would go ahead and drink it."

[ultimatefan]

Thanks, Panthro!

Great stuff all around guys, especially the Batman and WW banter, the Adam West as American Psycho one, the hotlinking one and the "makes you fatter" one.

[ultimatefan]

http://i382.photobucket.com/albums/oo261/8-2-B-4-9-5/CoffeeShot.jpg

SUPERMAN: So Bruce, what do you think about Mark Millar´s plan for a huge Superman trilogy?
BATMAN: Look, I respect Millar as a writer, but I don´t care for seeing your origin story retold for the billionth time, much less to see how Krypton was a thousand years ago, much less for seeing you as the last man on Earth. What the f*** is wrong with just telling one good Superman story, where you face the most dangerous villain you ever did, like one of the many ones who were NEVER used in the movies, and make you vulnerable by feeling powerless to stop the danger, not for some soap-operish "my girl has someone else" stuff, and make you finally kick some big time ass with all the modern FX technology?
SUPERMAN: Nothing wrong with that, Bruce. Nothing wrong at all.

[ultimatefan]

http://i382.photobucket.com/albums/oo261/8-2-B-4-9-5/WonderWomanWantsToGetLaid.jpg
WW: Would you f*** me? I´d f*** me. I´d f*** me hard!
BATMAN: Diana, if I f***ed you hard, I´d break every bone in my body, not to mention a particularly important muscle...

[Superman Prime]

^ I once imagined TDK Joker using that SOTL line.

http://i382.photobucket.com/albums/oo261/8-2-B-4-9-5/WonderWomanWantsToGetLaid.jpg

WW: "So this writer on the internet wrote a really hot story with us paired together."

BATMAN: "Better than pairing Robin and I."

[SuperZer0]

http://img266.imageshack.us/img266/6071/mcjokerlb1.jpg
I believe whatever doesn't kill you, simply makes you....fatter

or

See, I'm a man of simple tastes. I like fries.. and cheeseburgers... and cookies! Do you know what all of these things have in common? They're on our Dollar Menu!

:lmao: :funny:

http://img80.imageshack.us/img80/88/tdk0812lh9.jpg
Alfred: Ah Master Bruce, I like your new suit. I didn't know that you're starring in the new G.I. Joe movie
Bruce: ..............

When I read this, I thought yeah, his suit in certain angles kinda looks like Snake-Eyes. HAHAHAHA. Good one, man.

[SuperZer0]

http://img266.imageshack.us/img266/6071/mcjokerlb1.jpg

JOKER: "Welcome to McDonald's, may I take your order please?"

*five minutes later*

http://i382.photobucket.com/albums/oo261/8-2-B-4-9-5/CoffeeShot.jpg

SUPERMAN: "Did that guy at the drive-thru window look familiar to you?"

BATMAN: "Nope."

HEHEHEHEHE. Nice one.

[SuperZer0]

http://i382.photobucket.com/albums/oo261/8-2-B-4-9-5/WonderWomanWantsToGetLaid.jpg
WONDER WOMAN: "You know, there's nothing going on down there right now, but there could be something going on up here." [winks]
BATMAN: "For the last time Diana, I'm not having sex with you out in public, even if it is in the middle of the night! Now stop throwing yourself at me before I file a restraining order against you!"
WONDER WOMAN: "Your mouth says no, but your opaque lenses say yes."

HEHEHE, good one. That last line.

[Panthro]

http://img266.imageshack.us/img266/6071/mcjokerlb1.jpg

JOKER: "Welcome to McDonald's, may I take your order please?"

*five minutes later*

http://i382.photobucket.com/albums/oo261/8-2-B-4-9-5/CoffeeShot.jpg

SUPERMAN: "Did that guy at the drive-thru window look familiar to you?"

BATMAN: "Nope."
Bwahahahahaha! Brilliant!

You can never go wrong with Ronald McJoker.

Your stuff was great too UF. Nice twist on the "Would you f*** me?" line.

http://i382.photobucket.com/albums/oo261/8-2-B-4-9-5/CoffeeShot.jpg
SUPERMAN: "So I'm strolling through IMDB, and what do I find? A user there actually recommending Jennifer Aniston to play Catwoman/Selina Kyle in your next movie! I mean, how screwed up is that? Not only does she not have the dark femme fatale thing going on, she totally lacks the build and intensity to play a bad ass action woman."
BATMAN: "Clark, I don't pretend to understand the world. I just live in it."

[Panthro]

http://i382.photobucket.com/albums/oo261/8-2-B-4-9-5/CoffeeShot.jpg

SUPERMAN: So Bruce, what do you think about Mark Millar´s plan for a huge Superman trilogy?
BATMAN: Look, I respect Millar as a writer, but I don´t care for seeing your origin story retold for the billionth time, much less to see how Krypton was a thousand years ago, much less for seeing you as the last man on Earth. What the f*** is wrong with just telling one good Superman story, where you face the most dangerous villain you ever did, like one of the many ones who were NEVER used in the movies, and make you vulnerable by feeling powerless to stop the danger, not for some soap-operish "my girl has someone else" stuff, and make you finally kick some big time ass with all the modern FX technology?
SUPERMAN: Nothing wrong with that, Bruce. Nothing wrong at all.
Bwahahahahahahaha

Batman is wisest among all men.

http://i382.photobucket.com/albums/oo261/8-2-B-4-9-5/13.jpg
BATMAN: "It's a trick. Get an axe."

http://i382.photobucket.com/albums/oo261/8-2-B-4-9-5/SupermanGetsAXED.jpg
SUPERMAN: "Will this do?"


http://i382.photobucket.com/albums/oo261/8-2-B-4-9-5/13JJJPointsTheFingerAtYou.jpg
JJJ: "I know that's you Black Cat! I've finally cornered you & exposed your secret identity as the alter ego of Ali Larter!"

http://i382.photobucket.com/albums/oo261/8-2-B-4-9-5/CatwomanBeginsToUndress.jpg
CATWOMAN/SELINA KYLE: "Sigh. Contrary to what you may think, Mr. Jameson, I am not Black Cat. Now get out of my apartment."


http://i382.photobucket.com/albums/oo261/8-2-B-4-9-5/BruceWayneGothamKnight.jpg
GOTHAM KNIGHT BRUCE WAYNE#6: "About time these Japanese artists got my appearance right!"

[ultimatefan]

Thanks, Panthro!

Love the Aniston one and the Japanese artists one!

http://i382.photobucket.com/albums/oo261/8-2-B-4-9-5/36.jpg
WONDER WOMAN: C´mon, I been your sex slave for over sixteen hours!! Can you really make those idiot WB execs finally give me a solo movie?
BATMAN: Honey, with my current star power I can make them stand naked in Time Square dancing the Macarena and singing "I feel pretty" with broomsticks up their asses!!

[Panthro]

:lmao: :funny:



When I read this, I thought yeah, his suit in certain angles kinda looks like Snake-Eyes. HAHAHAHA. Good one, man.
Yeah a little bit.

http://i382.photobucket.com/albums/oo261/8-2-B-4-9-5/BruceWayneGothamKnight.jpg
GK BRUCE WAYNE #6: "Time to go Punisher on your asses!"

http://i382.photobucket.com/albums/oo261/8-2-B-4-9-5/3SomeMaybe.jpg
CLARK KENT: "Damn you Bruce! Can't you let me have at least one brunette?!"
BRUCE WAYNE: "No."

http://i382.photobucket.com/albums/oo261/8-2-B-4-9-5/BatmanTellsWonderWomanSheWasLameInT.jpg
BATMAN: "Who are you calling lame in the sack little miss never been with a man before coming to patriarch's world?!"
WONDER WOMAN: "I'm calling you lame in the sack Mr. Dark & Brooding is just a cover for his commitment phobia tendencies."

http://i382.photobucket.com/albums/oo261/8-2-B-4-9-5/HawkgirlCantBelieveHowMuchSupermanC.jpg
SUPERMAN: "Hey who let the Punisher in here?"
http://i382.photobucket.com/albums/oo261/8-2-B-4-9-5/BruceWayneGothamKnight.jpg
GK BRUCE WAYNE #6: "I'm not the Punisher!"

[Superman Prime]

Love the Jeniffer Aniston as Catwoman one. And thanks!

http://i382.photobucket.com/albums/oo261/8-2-B-4-9-5/BruceWayneGothamKnight.jpg

BRUCE: "Tell me something Joel Schumacher. Have you ever danced with the devil in the pale moonlight?"

[ultimatefan]

^hehehehhhhehehe

Like the Bruce as Punisher one too.

[Panthro]

http://i382.photobucket.com/albums/oo261/8-2-B-4-9-5/LexJoker.jpg
JOKER: "Won't you let me be your running mate?"
LEX: "No."

A few months late I know but I couldn't resist.

http://i382.photobucket.com/albums/oo261/8-2-B-4-9-5/LexJoker.jpg
LEX: "And what do I call you?"
JOKER: "Just call me F***y McF***F***."
LEX: "That's too long. I'll just call you F***y."

http://i382.photobucket.com/albums/oo261/8-2-B-4-9-5/JokerVSLeadsuitSuperman.jpg
SUPERMAN: "My name is Buck, and I'm here to F***."

http://i382.photobucket.com/albums/oo261/8-2-B-4-9-5/JokerVSLeadsuitSuperman.jpg
SUPERMAN: "Your chin sucks, and you your nose is too long."
JOKER: "Everyone's a critic."

http://i382.photobucket.com/albums/oo261/8-2-B-4-9-5/BruceWayneGothamKnight.jpg
GK BRUCE WAYNE #6: "You've gotta ask yourself one question - do I feel lucky? Well do ya, punk?"

http://i382.photobucket.com/albums/oo261/8-2-B-4-9-5/BruceWayneGothamKnight.jpg
GK BRUCE WAYNE #6: "Go ahead. Make my day."

[Superman Prime]

^ Hahahahahahahahahaha.

And thanks to Ultimatefan. You're both striking gold with these!

http://i382.photobucket.com/albums/oo261/8-2-B-4-9-5/JokerVSLeadsuitSuperman.jpg

SUPERMAN: "No red lips? Reverse-colored eyes? Hair that isn't even really green? Just what kind of a sick bastardization of the Joker are you?"

JOKER: "Well at least I don't apply makeup!"

[Panthro]

Love the Jeniffer Aniston as Catwoman one. And thanks!

http://i382.photobucket.com/albums/oo261/8-2-B-4-9-5/BruceWayneGothamKnight.jpg

BRUCE: "Tell me something Joel Schumacher. Have you ever danced with the devil in the pale moonlight?"
Thanks. Hehe, poor Joel...

http://i382.photobucket.com/albums/oo261/8-2-B-4-9-5/HowCanYouHateAFaceThisCute.jpg
SUPERGIRL: "That's right, Batman. This is one ass you're *not* gonna tap."

http://i382.photobucket.com/albums/oo261/8-2-B-4-9-5/13.jpg
BATMAN: "Damn farm girls..."


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SUPERMAN: "I warned you never to touch my wife! Or my cousin! Or my childhood/teen sweet heart!"

[Superman Prime]

^ I like seeing Superman getting the edge over Batman. And vice versa. Half and half. Never liked the unbalanced, nonsensical mentality that Batman should be elevated over Superman in all areas just because he's "cooler."

They're both cool. Superman just needs a little catching up with modern times, which might just happen soon. He was a harder character to bring out of the older era of comics, for various reasons, one of the reasons being that Batman has always relied on gadgets... to update Batman, you just have to update the technology with which he functions. To update Superman, writers have to delve into really profound philosophical studies and spin those ideas in such a way that they appeal to convention.

http://i382.photobucket.com/albums/oo261/8-2-B-4-9-5/desktopnewfrontier79852xl7.jpg

SUPERMAN: "You may have broken records at the box office, Batman, but let's never forget who's broken the most spines."