The Dark Knight Caption Thread!

[kedrell]

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Batman: "Joker, did you eat my whole pan of brownies?"

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Joker: "Bats, I'm feeling a lot of shame right now."

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Batman: "I'm hearing that you feel a lot of shame."

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Joker: "And I feel that you hear my shame."

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Batman: "I'm feeling annoyance and frustration, but also tolerance."

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Joker: "I feel validated by that."

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Batman: "Good! I'm glad we had this talk."
Joker: "Me too."

[Panthro]

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SUPERMAN: Have you no frikking self-control?!? What the hell was that rant on set?!? Have you no respect for the crew?!? You think you´re better than the other people?!? Being a big star entitles you to be an a-hole?!?
BATMAN: For the last frikking time, Clark, I´m NOT Christian Bale, I´m Batman!! He wasn´t even playing me, for crying out loud...
:hehe::hehe::hehe::hehe:
Hehehehehe

[Panthro]

http://i182.photobucket.com/albums/x9/vandar_photo/Batman12.jpg
Batman: "Joker, did you eat my whole pan of brownies?"

http://i382.photobucket.com/albums/oo261/8-2-B-4-9-5/YouretheBatmanNowDog.jpg
Joker: "Bats, I'm feeling a lot of shame right now."

http://i182.photobucket.com/albums/x9/vandar_photo/Batman12.jpg
Batman: "I'm hearing that you feel a lot of shame."

http://i382.photobucket.com/albums/oo261/8-2-B-4-9-5/YouretheBatmanNowDog.jpg
Joker: "And I feel that you hear my shame."

http://i182.photobucket.com/albums/x9/vandar_photo/Batman12.jpg
Batman: "I'm feeling annoyance and frustration, but also tolerance."

http://i382.photobucket.com/albums/oo261/8-2-B-4-9-5/YouretheBatmanNowDog.jpg
Joker: "I feel validated by that."

http://i182.photobucket.com/albums/x9/vandar_photo/Batman12.jpg
Batman: "Good! I'm glad we had this talk."
Joker: "Me too."
Hehehehehehehehehehe

[Panthro]

http://i382.photobucket.com/albums/oo261/8-2-B-4-9-5/Superman_Vs_Batman.jpg
SUPERMAN: "Don't you never say that Emma Frost is better than Jean Grey! Jean Grey owns that ****ty tramp and I want you to f***ing acknowledge it!"
BATMAN: "Okay okay, just please stop hitting me..."

[ironman29758]

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SUPERMAN: "Don't you never say that Emma Frost is better than Jean Grey! Jean Grey owns that ****ty tramp and I want you to f***ing acknowledge it!"
BATMAN: "Okay okay, just please stop hitting me..."
I agreee with this in every single way

[Panthro]

I agreee with this in every single way
Great minds think alike.

[ultimatefan]

Thanks Panthro!

Lovge the classic age Simpsons quote.

Give´im hell, Supes!

[ultimatefan]

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SUPERMAN: Enough with these f***ing gimmick events!! Why in God´s name do I have to buy Robin and Nightwing to read a Batman story?!? Why do I have to wait over a whole f***ing year to see a story payoff?!? Why can´t you idiots just try and tell good Batman stories for once, instead of these overblown events that never live up to all the noise you make over it?!?
BATMAN: Please, I don´t publish the books and don´t write the stories, i just appear in them!

[kedrell]

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Cop: "Render unto Caesar that which is Caesar's."

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Joker: "There you go."

[kedrell]

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Cop: "Got any spare change, Mister?"

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Joker: "Just a couple of buckshots. It's all yours."

[kedrell]

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Cop: "That'll be $.50 for the toll."

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Joker: "Keep the change."

[Panthro]

Thanks Panthro!

Lovge the classic age Simpsons quote.

Give´im hell, Supes!
You're welcome.

Ah, I miss the days when comics told single story issues... whatever happened to those days?

[Panthro]

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Cop: "Render unto Caesar that which is Caesar's."

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Joker: "There you go."
Hehehehe, all your stuff was good ked.

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SUPERMAN: "There Can Be Only One!"
BATMAN: "But I thought I was the One!"
SUPERMAN: "You thought wrong."

[ultimatefan]

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Cop: May I see your license?

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Joker: Sure. May I see your brains?

[Judson Caspian]

Ha... ha... ha...

[ultimatefan]

Remember when the forced laughter was a witty comeback at a joke you didn´t like? My grampa does...

[ultimatefan]

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Cop: C´mon, you´re not gonna do the thing where the black guy barely shows up and gets killed, are you? It´s an old, tired cliché!!

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Joker: Call me nostalgic.

[Panthro]

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Cop: C´mon, you´re not gonna do the thing where the black guy barely shows up and gets killed, are you? It´s an old, tired cliché!!

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Joker: Call me nostalgic.
Hehehe

Just got back from the thread about the Ultimate Joker site trying to ban the Joker from future film adaptations -

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SUPERMAN: "Give those boys over at the Ultimate Joker site a message - as brilliant as the late Heath Ledger was in the role, the Joker is bigger than any one actor, and should be open to whatever interpretations future actors hold! And another thing, Heath himself would never have wanted the character retired from screen just because he received world wide praise for his performance!"
BATMAN: "Ow! Dude, I was already ten steps ahead of you!"



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BATMAN: "Ouch! Why do you keep hitting me?!"
SUPERMAN: "Because I choose to!"
BATMAN: "Because you choose to? Why does that sound so familiar..."
SUPERMAN: "What goes around comes around, even for you Bruce."

[ultimatefan]

Thanks!

Hah, yeah Joker goes on. No actor may be as legendary as he was in the part - especially considering his passing - but it doesn´t mean no one else can play it in the future. People were also saying Nicholson´s Joker was legendary and no one could live up to it, and there it is.

[JStorm]

"You're not suppose to be parked here, pal."
http://img259.imageshack.us/img259/2069/soulsx5.jpg

"This ISN'T New York City!!"
http://img210.imageshack.us/img210/5124/soul2di5.jpg

"What!!? I'm Luke Cage, *****! Do you see me, still here - me. ****ing DC characters."
http://img259.imageshack.us/img259/2069/soulsx5.jpg

[ChocheTheHero]

A old cliché...

http://img259.imageshack.us/img259/2069/soulsx5.jpg

HEY! I´M TALKING TO YOU!!! LISTEN TO ME!!!

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HEY!!! ARE YOU DEAF!?

[ultimatefan]

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Cop: You should never appear in any Batman movies again!

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Joker: Well, in your case it´s true!

[ultimatefan]

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Cop: Meh, who gives a crap about J.J. Abrams´ Star Trek, Terminator Salvation or Pixar´s Up? The coolest movie of next summer will be Dragonball Evolution!

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[Panthro]

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Cop: Meh, who gives a crap about J.J. Abrams´ Star Trek, Terminator Salvation or Pixar´s Up? The coolest movie of next summer will be Dragonball Evolution!

http://img210.imageshack.us/img210/5124/soul2di5.jpg
Hehehehehehehehehe

Your other one was great too UF.

[Panthro]

"You're not suppose to be parked here, pal."
http://img259.imageshack.us/img259/2069/soulsx5.jpg

"This ISN'T New York City!!"
http://img210.imageshack.us/img210/5124/soul2di5.jpg

"What!!? I'm Luke Cage, *****! Do you see me, still here - me. ****ing DC characters."
http://img259.imageshack.us/img259/2069/soulsx5.jpg
Hahahahahahahaha

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SUPERMAN: "Now what's this crap about Kung Fu Panda getting more awards than Wall-E?!"
BATMAN: "I had nothing to do with it Clark, I swear to God!"
SUPERMAN: "Swear To Me!!!"

[Milu]

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BATMAN: "I'll get you, Joker."
JOKER: "No you won't."
BATMAN: " ? . . Yes, I will."
JOKER: "D'oh."

[BLACK-SPIDEY]

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[CJ]

http://www.studioofa.net/batpics/darkknightintbig.jpg
BATMAN: "I'll get you, Joker."
JOKER: "No you won't."
BATMAN: " ? . . Yes, I will."
JOKER: "D'oh."


Heh. Good one, but I think a funnier quote would be..

Batman: "I don't know where you are Joker, but you're out there somewhere, and I will find you.."
Joker: (from distance) "NO YOU WON'T!!!"

[Milu]

I knew I'd muck up that quote somehow :hehe: .

LoL, thanks :p .

[JStorm]

Superman: "You ASS!! This, entire, suit is Gucci. Head or gut?"
Batman: "Head."
http://i382.photobucket.com/albums/oo261/8-2-B-4-9-5/Superman_Vs_Batman.jpg


Batman: "****. I should have said 'wallet'."

[The Navigator]

http://www.studioofa.net/batpics/darkknightintbig.jpg

"There is a moment of sheer panic when I realize Luthor's penthouse overlooks the park...and is obviously more expensive than mine."

or, to be less obscure:

"I live in the American Gardens Building on W. 81st Street on the 11th floor. My name is Bruce Wayne. I'm 27 years old. I believe in taking care of myself and a balanced diet and rigorous exercise routine. In the morning if my face is a little puffy I'll put on an ice pack while doing stomach crunches. I can do 1000 now. After I remove the ice pack I use a deep pore cleanser lotion. In the shower I use a water activated gel cleanser, then a honey almond body scrub, and on the face an exfoliating gel scrub. Then I apply an herb-mint facial mask which I leave on for 10 minutes while I prepare the rest of my routine. I always use an after shave lotion with little or no alcohol, because alcohol dries your face out and makes you look older. Then moisturizer, then an anti-aging eye balm followed by a final moisturizing protective lotion."

[byte19]

HA!! that's a good two!!

[Panthro]

http://i436.photobucket.com/albums/qq84/BLACK-SPIDEY/cats.jpg
Hehe, poor kitty

[Panthro]

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DENT: "What are you talking about, you're talking about THE 10 Commandments?"
BATMAN: "Yes the actual 10 Commandments that Moses supposedly brought down out of Mt. Sinai and smashed if you believe in that sort of thing."
DENT & GORDON: "..."
BATMAN: "Didn't you guys ever go to Sunday school?"

[DX]

http://i436.photobucket.com/albums/qq84/BLACK-SPIDEY/cats.jpg
Oh god, I just had a mental image of that cat saying "How many of your friends have I killed?". :hehe::dry:

[Panthro]

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BATMAN: "He stands... like a pagan god or deposed tyrant... staring out over the city that he has... sworn to stare out over... and its obvious... just by looking at him... he's got a lot of heavy things on his mind..."

[Panthro]

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BATMAN: "Gotham... ****; I'm still only in Gotham... Every time I think I'm gonna wake up back in the jungle. When I was home after my first tour, it was worse. I'd wake up and there'd be nothing. I hardly said a word to my wife, until I said "yes" to a divorce. When I was here, I wanted to be there; when I was there, all I could think of was getting back into the jungle. I'm here a week now... waiting for a mission... getting softer; every minute I stay in this room, I get weaker, and every minute Charlie squats in the bush, he gets stronger. Each time I looked around, the walls moved in a little tighter."

[DX]

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BATMAN: "SEX!!!"
*The whole of Gotham looks up at Batman's penthouse*

BATMAN: "Good! Now that I have your attention, vote Batman for president in 2012!"

[Two-Face]

:funny:

[kedrell]

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Joker: "So who's this Gordon guy? Describe him."

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Batman: "Oh he's got a mustache, stands about six foot tall."

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Joker: "Awfully big mustache."

[Panthro]

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BATMAN: "SEX!!!"
*The whole of Gotham looks up at Batman's penthouse*

BATMAN: "Good! Now that I have your attention, vote Batman for president in 2012!"

:hehe::hehe::hehe::hehe::hehe:
Hahahahaha, that's great.

[Panthro]

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BAT-LANTERN: "By The Power of Graysku- no wait that's not right... let me try that again... For Odin! For Asgar- no that's not it either..."

[CJ]

http://www.clickthecity.com/img2/articles/CTC-3211-image5.jpg
"You're Alfred, right?"



http://scifipedia.scifi.com/images/thumb/f/fb/Michael-caine.jpg/270px-Michael-caine.jpg
"That's right, sir."



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"Any Psychotic ex-boyfriends I should be aware of?"







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"Oh, you have no idea."

[Darkness Falls]

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Joker: So nice to see you drop in randomly batsy
Batman: hello joker, i noticed you have no books, tv ect in this cell

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Batman: .......

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Joker: Books are useless! I only ever read one book, "To Kill A Mockingbird" and it gave me absolutely no insight on how to kill mockingbirds! Sure it taught me not to judge a man by the colour of his skin... but what good does *that* do me?

[Darkness Falls]

[quote=Milu;16436934]http://www.studioofa.net/batpics/darkknightintbig.jpg

Batman : Goddamn it i asked alfred to have this one specific bar removed....

[Marden]

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"May I see-"

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http://img259.imageshack.us/img259/2069/soulsx5.jpg

"You missed."

[Panthro]

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"You're Alfred, right?"



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"That's right, sir."



http://www.clickthecity.com/img2/articles/CTC-3211-image5.jpg
"Any Psychotic ex-boyfriends I should be aware of?"







http://www.thoughtcatalog.com/x/wp-content/uploads/2008/12/american_psycho-1.jpg


http://iconsoffright.com/news/americanpsycho460.jpg

http://www.terrortube.com/gallery/files/1/8/american_psycho.jpg








http://scifipedia.scifi.com/images/thumb/f/fb/Michael-caine.jpg/270px-Michael-caine.jpg
"Oh, you have no idea."
Bwahahahahahahahahahahahaha!

[Panthro]

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Joker: So nice to see you drop in randomly batsy
Batman: hello joker, i noticed you have no books, tv ect in this cell

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Batman: .......

http://i382.photobucket.com/albums/oo261/8-2-B-4-9-5/YouretheBatmanNowDog.jpg
Joker: Books are useless! I only ever read one book, "To Kill A Mockingbird" and it gave me absolutely no insight on how to kill mockingbirds! Sure it taught me not to judge a man by the colour of his skin... but what good does *that* do me?
Hehehehehehehehehehehehe

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BATMAN: "Hmm... you know what, maybe I shouldn't be using a gun, sure it's more effective, but it's just not sending the right message that I want to give out."

[kedrell]

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BATMAN: "I know what you're thinking. "Did he fire six shots or only five?" Well, to tell you the truth, in all this excitement I kind of lost track myself. But being as this is a .44 Magnum, the most powerful handgun in the world, and would blow your head clean off, you've got to ask yourself one question: Do I feel lucky? Well, do ya, punk?"

[Panthro]

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AQUAMAN: "Why yes, I am Jonathan Frakes. How'd you guess?"
ATOM: "Batman told me."


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ATOM: "Okay, Batman's running late, what do we do?"
AQUAMAN: "Let's go crazy Broadway style!"
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AQUAMAN [singing]: "Out there
There's a world outside of Yonkers
Way out there beyond this hick town, Barnaby
There's a slick town, Barnaby
Out there
Full of shine and full of sparkle
Close your eyes and see it glisten, Barnaby
Listen, Barnaby...
Put on your Sunday clothes,
There's lots of world out there
Get out the brillantine and dime cigars
We're gonna find adventure in the evening air
Girls in white in a perfumed night
Where the lights are bright as the stars!
Put on your Sunday clothes, we're gonna ride through town
In one of those new horsedrawn open cars
We'll see the shows at Delmonicos
And we'll close the town in a whirl
And we won't come until we've kissed a girl!"
ATOM: "Oh God stop! Bats, how could you leave me with this lunatic?! Where are you, Bats?! Where the Hell ar eyou?!"
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BAT-LANTERN: "Cripes sake Atom, I just got done doing a Green Lantern crossover and have to haul ass from 2,000 lightyears away!"

[The Navigator]

Hehehehehehehehehehehehe

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BATMAN: "Hmm... you know what, maybe I shouldn't be using a gun, sure it's more effective, but it's just not sending the right message that I want to give out."


Hehehe, nice.


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"Well...I can always say later I thought it was a flare gun. Now, where's the Joker..."

[kedrell]

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Batman: "Hmm what's that, Sweetness? You want me to go unload on a crowd of Academy voters? Well, ok you ARE the boss."

[kedrell]

http://i382.photobucket.com/albums/oo261/8-2-B-4-9-5/BatmanHasABigGun.jpg

Batman: "F--- the no killing rule! Time to go Punisher on their @sses!"

[ultimatefan]

Lotsa great stuff, especially the American Psycho one, the Batman has a gun ones, the Simpsons Broadway craziness thing and the kill a mockinbird one!

[ultimatefan]

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You can´t do this to me! Remember, the new president of the USA is a brother!

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I voted McCain.

[Panthro]

Thanks Rabbit.

Glad you liked them UF.
http://img259.imageshack.us/img259/2069/soulsx5.jpg
You can´t do this to me! Remember, the new president of the USA is a brother!

http://img210.imageshack.us/img210/5124/soul2di5.jpg
I voted McCain.
Hehehehehehehehehehe

[Bim]

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DENT: "What are you talking about, you're talking about THE 10 Commandments?"
BATMAN: "Yes the actual 10 Commandments that Moses supposedly brought down out of Mt. Sinai and smashed if you believe in that sort of thing."
DENT & GORDON: "..."
BATMAN: "Didn't you guys ever go to Sunday school?"
Love it :woot:

Great stuff the last couple of pages :hehe:

[ultimatefan]

Thanks Rabbit.

Glad you liked them UF.

Hehehehehehehehehehe

Anytime and thanks!

[Panthro]

Love it :woot:

Great stuff the last couple of pages :hehe:
Glad you liked it.

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BRUCE WAYNE: "There's Joker! There's Joker! That's also Joker! There's Joker too!"

[CJ]

Heh, thanks UltimateG and Panthro. =) This topic never ceases to make me laugh. Love the McCain one.

http://img259.imageshack.us/img259/2069/soulsx5.jpg
"Aren't you sick of this joke? You've been shooting me for the past five pages!"

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"Let's make it six."

[CJ]

http://static.tvguide.com/MediaBin/Content/081208/News/Todays_News_Our_Take/5_fri/081212hughjackman1.jpg
"And the nominees for best picture are.. Milk, The Reader, Frost/Nixon, Slumdog Millioniare and The Curious case of Benjamin Butt--"

http://img210.imageshack.us/img210/5124/soul2di5.jpg

[Doctor Jones]

http://static.tvguide.com/MediaBin/Content/081208/News/Todays_News_Our_Take/5_fri/081212hughjackman1.jpg

JACKMAN: You think Wolverine will be any good?

http://img210.imageshack.us/img210/5124/soul2di5.jpg

JOKER: It will if Rothman stays out of it. So give Rothman a message for me!

[ultimatefan]

Thanks, cjm! Great stuff all around, especially the nominees one and the Simpsons reference!

[ultimatefan]

http://i382.photobucket.com/albums/oo261/8-2-B-4-9-5/BatmanHasABigGun.jpg
This gun has a hold on me. I feel an incredible surge of power, like God must feel when he´s holding a gun.

[ultimatefan]

http://static.tvguide.com/MediaBin/Content/081208/News/Todays_News_Our_Take/5_fri/081212hughjackman1.jpg
JACKMAN: Hey, what if I re-enact my entire movie Australia as I host the Oscars?

http://img210.imageshack.us/img210/5124/soul2di5.jpg

[kedrell]

http://i382.photobucket.com/albums/oo261/8-2-B-4-9-5/BatmanHasABigGun.jpg
This gun has a hold on me. I feel an incredible surge of power, like God must feel when he´s holding a gun.

Hahahahahaha, one of my favorite Simpsons episodes.

[scatterax]

http://i382.photobucket.com/albums/oo261/8-2-B-4-9-5/BatmanHasABigGun.jpg

Batman: "what the-? I thought i was using my grappling gun? whoops!"

[kedrell]

http://i382.photobucket.com/albums/oo261/8-2-B-4-9-5/BatmanHasABigGun.jpg

Batman: "When I was 19, I did a guy in Laos from a thousand yards out. It was a shot in high wind. Maybe eight or even ten guys in the world could have made that shot. It's the only thing I was ever good at."

[kedrell]

http://img392.imageshack.us/img392/1451/86198362nu4.jpg
Joker: "Those Star Destroyers are closing in on our port quarter. They're going to catch us!"

http://i382.photobucket.com/albums/oo261/8-2-B-4-9-5/aaaaawz4.jpg
Batman: "Oh yeah, watch this!"

[nothing happens]

http://img392.imageshack.us/img392/1451/86198362nu4.jpg
Joker: "Watch what?!!!!"

http://i382.photobucket.com/albums/oo261/8-2-B-4-9-5/aaaaawz4.jpg
Batman: "It's not my fault! They told me they fixed it!"

[kedrell]

And now for some Cosby fun:

http://i276.photobucket.com/albums/kk6/BlueLightning09/Buddies15.jpg

Batman: "Listen here, I brought you into this world and I can take you out. And it doesn't matter to me, cause I'll make another one that looks just like you."

[kedrell]

http://i382.photobucket.com/albums/oo261/8-2-B-4-9-5/BruceWayneGothamKnight.jpg
BRUCE WAYNE: "Go ahead, make my day."

[kedrell]

http://i382.photobucket.com/albums/oo261/8-2-B-4-9-5/BruceWayneGothamKnight.jpg
BRUCE WAYNE: "Who left the fridge open?"

[DX]

http://i382.photobucket.com/albums/oo261/8-2-B-4-9-5/BruceWayneGothamKnight.jpg

Bruce Wayne: "SAY HELLO TO MY LITTLE FRIEND!!!"

[Milu]

Good stuff guys.

http://i382.photobucket.com/albums/oo261/8-2-B-4-9-5/BruceWayneGothamKnight.jpg
One day, Bruce got Rick Rolled. Having a terrible sense of humor, he decided to take action . . . maybe too much action . . .

[kedrell]

http://i382.photobucket.com/albums/oo261/8-2-B-4-9-5/BruceWayneGothamKnight.jpg
BRUCE WAYNE: "Ah, Tom Rothman I presume?"

[Milu]

^ Ha!

[Panthro]

http://i382.photobucket.com/albums/oo261/8-2-B-4-9-5/BruceWayneGothamKnight.jpg

Bruce Wayne: "SAY HELLO TO MY LITTLE FRIEND!!!"
Hehehehehehe
:hehe::hehe::hehe:
I wish I had thought of that one.

All this stuff's been great.

[Panthro]

http://i382.photobucket.com/albums/oo261/8-2-B-4-9-5/01ABatmanDentGordon.jpg
HARVEY DENT: "Gentlemen, we face an enemy far greater than the Scarecrow, Ra's Al Guhl, even the Joker. We face Tom Rothamn."
BATMAN: "This isn't gonna be easy."
JIM GORDON: "Tell me about it."

http://i382.photobucket.com/albums/oo261/8-2-B-4-9-5/01ABatmanDentGordon.jpg
DENT: "Thor chose Sif over Amora?! You gotta be s***ing me!"
BATMAN: "Do I look like I'm s***ing you?"

[CJ]

http://i382.photobucket.com/albums/oo261/8-2-B-4-9-5/01ABatmanDentGordon.jpg

Dent: Can we turn our beds into bunkbeds?
Gordon: It'll give us so much extra space in our room to do activities.
Batman: You're adults, you can do what you want.
Dent: This is the funnest night ever!

[ultimatefan]

Thanks Kedrell! Yeah The Cartridge Family, one of the last truly classic ones.


Great stuff all around, especially all the Rothman bashing, the Thor´s taste in women discussion and the bunkbeds one.

[ultimatefan]

http://i382.photobucket.com/albums/oo261/8-2-B-4-9-5/CoffeeShot.jpg
SUPERMAN: So, I know you love it that he´s playing you, but should Christian Bale be forgiven for his on set rampage?
BATMAN: Well, without a doubt his rant was inexcusably insulting and inappropriate, even if he was "in character" and the DP was in fact disrupting work repeatedly in a massive production. He also DID come off like a bit of a prima donna. It was also the second episode of the kind in a relatively short period, which suggests maybe he should look for some kind of anger management counseling. But his apology was very contrite and humble, he was mature and professional enough to take full responsibility for his actions, and he´s settled with the crew people he insulted, which is what really counts, he didn´t insult an entire religion like Mel Gibson or an entire medical science like Tom Cruise.
SUPERMAN: And all that rage makes him perfect to play you.
BATMAN: Go to hell.
SUPERMAN: See?

[Heisenberg]

http://i382.photobucket.com/albums/oo261/8-2-B-4-9-5/YouretheBatmanNowDog.jpg
Joker: "So who's this Gordon guy? Describe him."

http://i182.photobucket.com/albums/x9/vandar_photo/Batman12.jpg
Batman: "Oh he's got a mustache, stands about six foot tall."

http://i382.photobucket.com/albums/oo261/8-2-B-4-9-5/YouretheBatmanNowDog.jpg
Joker: "Awfully big mustache."
Hilarious! :hehe: The facial expression just adds to it. Hahahaha.

[kedrell]

^Thanks, it's from the Naked Gun 2 & 1/2.

[The Navigator]

http://i382.photobucket.com/albums/oo261/8-2-B-4-9-5/CoffeeShot.jpg
SUPERMAN: So, I know you love it that he´s playing you, but should Christian Bale be forgiven for his on set rampage?
BATMAN: Well, without a doubt his rant was inexcusably insulting and inappropriate, even if he was "in character" and the DP was in fact disrupting work repeatedly in a massive production. He also DID come off like a bit of a prima donna. It was also the second episode of the kind in a relatively short period, which suggests maybe he should look for some kind of anger management counseling. But his apology was very contrite and humble, he was mature and professional enough to take full responsibility for his actions, and he´s settled with the crew people he insulted, which is what really counts, he didn´t insult an entire religion like Mel Gibson or an entire medical science like Tom Cruise.
SUPERMAN: And all that rage makes him perfect to play you.
BATMAN: Go to hell.
SUPERMAN: See?

:D:up: Nice.

[CJ]

Anyone got a picture of the Bat-Pod driving away from the exploding tumbler? I got an idea for a caption.

[CJ]

http://i382.photobucket.com/albums/oo261/8-2-B-4-9-5/CoffeeShot.jpg
SUPERMAN: So, I know you love it that he´s playing you, but should Christian Bale be forgiven for his on set rampage?
BATMAN: Well, without a doubt his rant was inexcusably insulting and inappropriate, even if he was "in character" and the DP was in fact disrupting work repeatedly in a massive production. He also DID come off like a bit of a prima donna. It was also the second episode of the kind in a relatively short period, which suggests maybe he should look for some kind of anger management counseling. But his apology was very contrite and humble, he was mature and professional enough to take full responsibility for his actions, and he´s settled with the crew people he insulted, which is what really counts, he didn´t insult an entire religion like Mel Gibson or an entire medical science like Tom Cruise.
SUPERMAN: And all that rage makes him perfect to play you.
BATMAN: Go to hell.
SUPERMAN: See?

ha ha.

[Panthro]

http://i382.photobucket.com/albums/oo261/8-2-B-4-9-5/CoffeeShot.jpg
SUPERMAN: So, I know you love it that he´s playing you, but should Christian Bale be forgiven for his on set rampage?
BATMAN: Well, without a doubt his rant was inexcusably insulting and inappropriate, even if he was "in character" and the DP was in fact disrupting work repeatedly in a massive production. He also DID come off like a bit of a prima donna. It was also the second episode of the kind in a relatively short period, which suggests maybe he should look for some kind of anger management counseling. But his apology was very contrite and humble, he was mature and professional enough to take full responsibility for his actions, and he´s settled with the crew people he insulted, which is what really counts, he didn´t insult an entire religion like Mel Gibson or an entire medical science like Tom Cruise.
SUPERMAN: And all that rage makes him perfect to play you.
BATMAN: Go to hell.
SUPERMAN: See?
:hehe::hehe::hehe::hehe::hehe::hehe:
Hehehehehehe

[SheldonLevene]

http://i382.photobucket.com/albums/oo261/8-2-B-4-9-5/01ABatmanDentGordon.jpg

Dent: Can we turn our beds into bunkbeds?
Gordon: It'll give us so much extra space in our room to do activities.
Batman: You're adults, you can do what you want.
Dent: This is the funnest night ever!

Fantastic.

[Doctor Jones]

http://i382.photobucket.com/albums/oo261/8-2-B-4-9-5/CoffeeShot.jpg
BATMAN: So, what do you think about this propsed "Superman Unleashed" film they dug up in the WB files?
SUPERMAN: Sounds kicks ass! I like the title, and the description sounds excellent. Now go get a top filmaker top writers, don't Donner it, and go make this damn thing!

[Doctor Jones]

http://i382.photobucket.com/albums/oo261/8-2-B-4-9-5/01ABatmanDentGordon.jpg

DENT: Time to turn Stealth Mode on.
BATMAN: Stealth mode? Time to turn on the Jackal Switch.
*smoothly moves away.*

[Panthro]

http://i382.photobucket.com/albums/oo261/8-2-B-4-9-5/01ABatmanDentGordon.jpg
DENT: "Bats, I'm telling you the C.L.I.T. is not real."
BATMAN: "Oh the C.L.I.T. is real. It's the female orgasm that's a myth."
GORDON: "..."

[SuperFerret]

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v189/superferret/DK-0112.jpg
Despite years of therapy, Harvey never quite got over his bedwetting habits.

[Doctor Jones]

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v189/superferret/DK-0112.jpg

HARVEY: Come here my old friend, I missed you. *slurps whiskey off floor*

[Doctor Jones]

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v189/superferret/DK-0112.jpg

HARVEY: Harry? You wearing aftershave?


http://i182.photobucket.com/albums/x9/vandar_photo/Batman12.jpg

BATMAN: That's not aftershave, that's kerosene.


http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v189/superferret/DK-0112.jpg

HARVEY: Now why would anyone want to soak a roap in kerosene?


http://img392.imageshack.us/img392/1451/86198362nu4.jpg
*lights match*
JOKER: Merry Christmas!


http://i382.photobucket.com/albums/oo261/8-2-B-4-9-5/aaaaawz4.jpg

BATMAN: GO UP!!!

[CJ]

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v189/superferret/DK-0112.jpg

HARVEY: Harry? You wearing aftershave?


http://i182.photobucket.com/albums/x9/vandar_photo/Batman12.jpg

BATMAN: That's not aftershave, that's kerosene.


http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v189/superferret/DK-0112.jpg

HARVEY: Now why would anyone want to soak a roap in kerosene?


http://img392.imageshack.us/img392/1451/86198362nu4.jpg
*lights match*
JOKER: Merry Christmas!


http://i382.photobucket.com/albums/oo261/8-2-B-4-9-5/aaaaawz4.jpg

BATMAN: GO UP!!!

ROFLMAO.

That's it. Lock the topic. There's no need for any more submissions. we've reached perfection.

[DX]

Hehehehehehe
:hehe::hehe::hehe:
I wish I had thought of that one.

All this stuff's been great.
Thanks, Panthro. :up:

[CJ]

http://i389.photobucket.com/albums/oo337/HLJokerfan17/heathdress_2.jpg
"Nolan? Christopher Nolan? The doctor will see you now."

[Ace of Knaves]

Nice work guys :D

[scatterax]

http://i389.photobucket.com/albums/oo337/HLJokerfan17/heathdress_2.jpg

the joker, tired of his schemes constantly being foiled by batman, decides to just hang w/ his buddy's at the mall today.

...and later, they might play some rock band.:word:

[Panthro]

http://i382.photobucket.com/albums/oo261/8-2-B-4-9-5/01ABatmanDentGordon.jpg
DENT: "You're telling me his great power is that he can turn Coke into Pepsi?"

[Panthro]

http://i38.tinypic.com/2lw2hbd.jpg

WB Exec (played by Gary Oldman): The Marvel fans won.. Joel's media campaign for Batman and Robin, and everything he fought for. Undone. Whatever chances you get of fixing the franchise dies on his reputation. We bet it all on him. The Marvel fans took the best of us and tore him down. Fanboys will lose hope!

Nolan: They won't... They must never know what he did.

WB Exec: 50 reviews? 40 of them rotten!?!? You can't sweep that off!

Nolan: But the Marvel fans cannot win. The fanboys need their true hero.

WB Exec: No.....

Nolan: You either die a hero, or you live long enough to see yourself become the villain. I can do those things.... because I'm not a hero. Not like Schumacher..... I directed Batman and Robin... that's what I can be.

WB Exec: No, you didn't... you're not!

Nolan: I'm whatever the fanboys need me to be.... call it in.
____________

http://i37.tinypic.com/v7wiaa.jpg

WB Exec: A director. Not the director we deserved but the director we needed. Nothing less than a hunk. Manly.
____________
WB Exec: They'll hate you.

Nolan: You'll hate me. You'll condemn B&R. Set the dogs on the merchandise.

http://i33.tinypic.com/b6ov8m.jpg

____________

Kid: Why's Nolan running dad?

RT Critic: Because we have to chase him. Because he's the director he fanboys deserve, but not the one they need right now. So we'll hunt him.

**dramatic music kicks in**

http://i36.tinypic.com/2ps1t21.jpg

Because he can take the criticism. Because he's not a hero. He's a sexy englishman... a talented filmmaker. ... The goddamn nolan.

**roll credits**
It's still funny all this time later. Even funnier considering that Joel has made some good films, just not good Batman films.

[kedrell]

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v189/superferret/DK-0112.jpg
Dent: "I don't want to go out like Jimmy Hendrix!"

[HLJokerfan28]

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v189/superferret/DK-0112.jpg

HARVEY: Harry? You wearing aftershave?


http://i182.photobucket.com/albums/x9/vandar_photo/Batman12.jpg

BATMAN: That's not aftershave, that's kerosene.


http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v189/superferret/DK-0112.jpg

HARVEY: Now why would anyone want to soak a roap in kerosene?


http://img392.imageshack.us/img392/1451/86198362nu4.jpg
*lights match*
JOKER: Merry Christmas!


http://i382.photobucket.com/albums/oo261/8-2-B-4-9-5/aaaaawz4.jpg

BATMAN: GO UP!!!

Haha, yes! I love that movie! :woot:

[ultimatefan]

Thanks Panthro, cjm, Rabbit! We try!

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v189/superferret/DK-0112.jpg
DENT: Mental note: don´t ever drink perpentine again.

[Fenrir]

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v189/superferret/DK-0112.jpg

"I love the smell of napalm in the morning."

[ultimatefan]

Great stuff guys, love the kerosene one, the CLIT one and the whiskey one.

[Doctor Jones]

ROFLMAO.

That's it. Lock the topic. There's no need for any more submissions. we've reached perfection.

Hehehe, thanks guys! I'm really flattered. :woot:

[Panthro]

Great stuff guys, love the kerosene one, the CLIT one and the whiskey one.
Thanks.

http://i382.photobucket.com/albums/oo261/8-2-B-4-9-5/CoffeeShot.jpg
SUPERMAN: "So Martian Manhunter got killed."
BATMAN: "Yeah. That's a shame. I always liked him."
SUPERMAN: "Yeah. How long do you think it'll be until he comes back to life?"
BATMAN: "I dunno... year, year and a half at most."

[HLJokerfan28]

http://i452.photobucket.com/albums/qq243/opalbeetleblog/The%20Dark%20Knight%20Blu-Ray%20Screencaps/iconsnapshot20090220223333.jpg

And what happened then? Well, in Gotham they say that the Joker's small heart grew three sizes that day.

lol, lame I know, but I just had to do it :P

[Panthro]

http://i452.photobucket.com/albums/qq243/opalbeetleblog/The%20Dark%20Knight%20Blu-Ray%20Screencaps/iconsnapshot20090220223333.jpg

And what happened then? Well, in Gotham they say that the Joker's small heart grew three sizes that day.

lol, lame I know, but I just had to do it :P
Hehehe, it's still funny.:hehe:

[kedrell]

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v189/superferret/DK-0112.jpg
Dent: "Oh it's so hot........gasoline was a bad choice!"

[scatterax]

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v189/superferret/DK-0112.jpg

dent: "ok rachel, I'm listening for footsteps. ...I don't here any they must be coming for you after all!!!!! YES!!!!" [then under his breath] "crap"

[ultimatefan]

Poor Martian Manhunter. Yeah, the estimate seems about right.

Actually, I like the Joker Grinch one too.

[ultimatefan]

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v369/A-20/jkr-osr.jpg
How about a magic trick? I`m gonna make this statue... disappear.

[Panthro]

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v369/A-20/jkr-osr.jpg
How about a magic trick? I`m gonna make this statue... disappear.
Hehehehehehehehehe

[ironman29758]

http://i382.photobucket.com/albums/oo261/8-2-B-4-9-5/CoffeeShot.jpg



SUPERMAN: "So you're dead.
BATMAN: "Yeah. I know. this sucks.
SUPERMAN: "Yeah. do you know what this means."
BATMAN: "I dunno... what"
SUPERMAN: "more money, movie and tv and toy dealings for me.
BATMAN: You know I come back in a month or a year or 2
SUPERMAN: .....not if i can help it
part 2 coming soon

[Panthro]

http://i382.photobucket.com/albums/oo261/8-2-B-4-9-5/CoffeeShot.jpg



SUPERMAN: "So you're dead.
BATMAN: "Yeah. I know. this sucks.
SUPERMAN: "Yeah. do you know what this means."
BATMAN: "I dunno... what"
SUPERMAN: "more money, movie and tv and toy dealings for me.
BATMAN: You know I come back in a month or a year or 2
SUPERMAN: .....not if i can help it
part 2 coming soon
:hehe:

http://i382.photobucket.com/albums/oo261/8-2-B-4-9-5/CoffeeShot.jpg
SUPERMAN: "Bruce, seriously, what was up with Wonder Woman being so desperate to get into your pants during our Justice League/JLU animated series run?"
BATMAN: "Well obviously Clark it's because I'm a man of depth, a man of complexity, a man of many layers, a man of- oh who am I kidding, she wanted me because I'm filthy rich & promised to get her a movie."
SUPERMAN: "A promise you ultimately never kept."
BATMAN: "Which is why she is no longer trying to get into my pants."

[CJ]

http://i452.photobucket.com/albums/qq243/opalbeetleblog/The%20Dark%20Knight%20Blu-Ray%20Screencaps/iconsnapshot20090220223333.jpg

Joker: *thinking* Ughhh I knew I shouldn't have eaten that bean burrito earlier..

[Judson Caspian]

http://i452.photobucket.com/albums/qq243/opalbeetleblog/The%20Dark%20Knight%20Blu-Ray%20Screencaps/iconsnapshot20090220223333.jpg

- A donut shop across the street. Mmm!

[ultimatefan]

Thanks Panthro!

Ah Batman, you dawg...

[Panthro]

Thanks Panthro!

Ah Batman, you dawg...
Sure thing. And thanks.

http://i382.photobucket.com/albums/oo261/8-2-B-4-9-5/012-Face.jpg
TWO-FACE: "Okay, Joker got his Oscar, now where's my f***ing Oscar?!"

http://i382.photobucket.com/albums/oo261/8-2-B-4-9-5/harvy_rachel.jpg
RACHEL: "Honey, forget about the Oscar. I'm much more fun in bed than that little golden rod would have ever been."


http://i382.photobucket.com/albums/oo261/8-2-B-4-9-5/BatmanHurtingJoker.jpg
BATMAN: "Shut up about the T4 rant already! I've been apologizing my ass off over the whole thing, what more do you want huh?! What more do you f***ing parasites want?!?!"

[Ibn]

http://www.clickthecity.com/img2/articles/CTC-3211-image5.jpg
"You're Alfred, right?"



http://scifipedia.scifi.com/images/thumb/f/fb/Michael-caine.jpg/270px-Michael-caine.jpg
"That's right, sir."



http://www.clickthecity.com/img2/articles/CTC-3211-image5.jpg
"Any Psychotic ex-boyfriends I should be aware of?"







http://www.thoughtcatalog.com/x/wp-content/uploads/2008/12/american_psycho-1.jpg


http://iconsoffright.com/news/americanpsycho460.jpg

http://www.terrortube.com/gallery/files/1/8/american_psycho.jpg








http://scifipedia.scifi.com/images/thumb/f/fb/Michael-caine.jpg/270px-Michael-caine.jpg
"Oh, you have no idea."

yyyeeesssss!!!!:woot::woot:

[ultimatefan]

Sure thing. And thanks.

http://i382.photobucket.com/albums/oo261/8-2-B-4-9-5/012-Face.jpg
TWO-FACE: "Okay, Joker got his Oscar, now where's my f***ing Oscar?!"

http://i382.photobucket.com/albums/oo261/8-2-B-4-9-5/harvy_rachel.jpg
RACHEL: "Honey, forget about the Oscar. I'm much more fun in bed than that little golden rod would have ever been."


http://i382.photobucket.com/albums/oo261/8-2-B-4-9-5/BatmanHurtingJoker.jpg
BATMAN: "Shut up about the T4 rant already! I've been apologizing my ass off over the whole thing, what more do you want huh?! What more do you f***ing parasites want?!?!"

You tell him, Batman!

[ultimatefan]

http://www.thoughtcatalog.com/x/wp-content/uploads/2008/12/american_psycho-1.jpg
BATEMAN: Like f*** you´re gonna play Susan Storm again, Jesxica Alba!

[The Navigator]

http://www.thoughtcatalog.com/x/wp-content/uploads/2008/12/american_psycho-1.jpg
BATEMAN: Like f*** you´re gonna play Susan Storm again, Jesxica Alba!

:up: :up:

[ultimatefan]

^Thanks!

[The Navigator]

http://www.thoughtcatalog.com/x/wp-content/uploads/2008/12/american_psycho-1.jpg

Ever wonder why Vicki Vale didn't show up in Batman Returns?

[ultimatefan]

hehehehehehehehe, nice follow up!

[DX]

http://www.thoughtcatalog.com/x/wp-content/uploads/2008/12/american_psycho-1.jpg

Bateman: "This is for The Simple Life, Paris Hilton!" *shoots*

*shoots again* "And that's for The Hottie and the Nottie!"

[Doctor Jones]

http://i382.photobucket.com/albums/oo261/8-2-B-4-9-5/012-Face.jpg
TWO-FACE: Are you telling me my film only won TWO Oscars?

[ChocheTheHero]

http://i452.photobucket.com/albums/qq243/opalbeetleblog/The%20Dark%20Knight%20Blu-Ray%20Screencaps/iconsnapshot20090220223333.jpg

"...Jack Twist!? IS THAT YOU???"




http://www.thoughtcatalog.com/x/wp-content/uploads/2008/12/american_psycho-1.jpg
CHRISTIAN BALE: So, your husband worked in Terminator: Salvation, huh? Sounds familiar...

[Panthro]

http://www.thoughtcatalog.com/x/wp-content/uploads/2008/12/american_psycho-1.jpg
BATEMAN: Like f*** you´re gonna play Susan Storm again, Jesxica Alba!
:hehe::hehe::hehe:
Bwahahahahaha, get her Bateman!

[Panthro]

Love the Paris Hilton bashing as well.

http://i382.photobucket.com/albums/oo261/8-2-B-4-9-5/Superman_Vs_Batman.jpg
SUPERMAN: "Okay, it was one thing for you to steal my audience, steal my fans, get everyone thinking I'm just a lame boyscout with no depth, raid my fridge, sell my couch, and bone my wife while I was out saving the world. But you do not, YOU DO NOT GET TO WATCH MY F***ING TV!!!!"

[ultimatefan]

Thanks, Panthro!

You can never have too much Paris Hilton bashing.

[Doctor Jones]

http://i382.photobucket.com/albums/oo261/8-2-B-4-9-5/Superman_Vs_Batman.jpg
SUPERMAN: Force the studio to get going on Superman Unleashed dammit! And make them hire Robert Zemeckis while they're at it!

[CashforStash]

http://i382.photobucket.com/albums/oo261/8-2-B-4-9-5/Superman_Vs_Batman.jpg

"you and I are were done professionaly"

[Panthro]

http://i382.photobucket.com/albums/oo261/8-2-B-4-9-5/Superman_Vs_Batman.jpg
SUPERMAN: Force the studio to get going on Superman Unleashed dammit! And make them hire Robert Zemeckis while they're at it!
Hehehehehehehehe, you tell 'em, Supes! Either Zemeckis or that Kerry Conran fellow.

[kedrell]

A Zemekis directed "anything" would rock.

[Panthro]

http://i382.photobucket.com/albums/oo261/8-2-B-4-9-5/012-Face.jpg
TWO-FACE: "Why yes, I am Robert Redford in disguise, but SHH, don't tell anyone."

http://i382.photobucket.com/albums/oo261/8-2-B-4-9-5/harvy_rachel.jpg
RACHEL: "Oh I can't wait to go to the Watchmen premiere! And I only had to sleep with several public officials to get the tickets!"
HARVEY: "Truly there was never a more noble cause."

[scatterax]

@ panthro, dude u post that v for vendetta joke b4? i think i heard it sumwhere on this thread b4. (or 1 similer)

[Panthro]

@ panthro, dude u post that v for vendetta joke b4? i think i heard it sumwhere on this thread b4. (or 1 similer)
I was just wondering if that joke was done before... tell ya what, I'm gonna go back & edit it out just in case.


http://i382.photobucket.com/albums/oo261/8-2-B-4-9-5/Superman_Vs_Batman.jpg
SUPERMAN: "Now that Megan Fox is single she's mine do you hear?! MINE!!!!"

[CJ]

someone I know onlnie took this picture with their digital camera, it made me think of a 'classic' scene from TDK..

http://img520.imageshack.us/img520/5103/batmunk.jpg

[Superman Prime]

http://i382.photobucket.com/albums/oo261/8-2-B-4-9-5/Superman_Vs_Batman.jpg

SUPERMAN: "Try to randomly disappear out of a window now!!"

[Panthro]

http://i382.photobucket.com/albums/oo261/8-2-B-4-9-5/Superman_Vs_Batman.jpg

SUPERMAN: "Try to randomly disappear out of a window now!!"
Hehehehehehe

http://i382.photobucket.com/albums/oo261/8-2-B-4-9-5/Superman_Vs_Batman.jpg
SUPERMAN: "Suggesting WB cast Emile Hirsch as Hal Jordan, how could you?! Are you really that jealous/paranoid/insecure about your franchise that you just have to sabotage our fellow DC heroes?!"
BATMAN: "If I were you, I'd be more worried about my own franchise than another-"
SUPERMAN: "Shut up! That's what makes me better than you - I actually want DC & WB to offer people variety!"

[kedrell]

http://i382.photobucket.com/albums/oo261/8-2-B-4-9-5/CoffeeShot.jpg

BATMAN: "So, is your girl ever gonna join us?"
SUPERMAN: "What girl?"
BATMAN: "Alicia, the one you were singing about."
SUPERMAN: "Well to tell you the truth, there is no Alicia. I just read the name somewhere and made it all up."
BATMAN: "Well partner, them's the best kind of woman. But what I need right now it the worst kind!"

[ultimatefan]

Love the Watchmen one, the Emile Hirsch rant, and the "randomly disappear" one!

[ultimatefan]

http://i280.photobucket.com/albums/kk190/annarosex3/emile-hirsch.jpg
EMILE HIRSCH: Hey guys, what do you think of me playing Hal Jordan, wouldn´t that be super?

http://img210.imageshack.us/img210/5124/soul2di5.jpg

[Superman Prime]

Thanks to both.

[ultimatefan]

http://i382.photobucket.com/albums/oo261/8-2-B-4-9-5/012-Face.jpg
TWO-FACE: Oh this? It ain´t that bad, really. Too bad I can´t whistle along with "Wind Of Change" anymore, though...

[Superman Prime]

http://i382.photobucket.com/albums/oo261/8-2-B-4-9-5/012-Face.jpg

DENT: "You want me to visit high school kids and tell them that smoking marijuana will do this to their faces? Sounds like a plan."

[DX]

http://img210.imageshack.us/img210/5124/soul2di5.jpg

JOKER: "This what I think of Rat on a Pole, Vince Russo!"

[thedarks0ldier]

http://www.thoughtcatalog.com/x/wp-content/uploads/2008/12/american_psycho-1.jpg

Ever wonder why Vicki Vale didn't show up in Batman Returns?
hahaha

[Panthro]

http://i382.photobucket.com/albums/oo261/8-2-B-4-9-5/01AHobgoblin.jpg
HOBGOBLIN: "I'm coming to get you Batty... I'm coming to get you Batty... I'm gonna get you, I'm gonna get you, not another peep, time to go to sleep..."

http://i382.photobucket.com/albums/oo261/8-2-B-4-9-5/BatmanSeesTheLight.jpg
BATMAN: "There is something so familiar about that damn voice...!"

[Panthro]

http://i382.photobucket.com/albums/oo261/8-2-B-4-9-5/04GreenLantern.jpg
GREEN LANTERN: "I want Nathan Fillion to play me damn it! Either him or David Boreanez!"

http://i382.photobucket.com/albums/oo261/8-2-B-4-9-5/01BatsSupes.jpg
SUPERMAN: "You know, if it hadn't been for him playing Harvey Dent in Dark Knight, I would have suggested Aaron Eckhart for Green Lantern."
BATMAN: "Oh well. I got him first."

[Superman Prime]

http://i382.photobucket.com/albums/oo261/8-2-B-4-9-5/01BatsSupes.jpg

SUPERMAN: "You've never broken the fourth wall before?"

BATMAN: "No, this is my first time. I'm so nervous."

SUPERMAN: "I'll walk you through this."

[CFE]

http://i382.photobucket.com/albums/oo261/8-2-B-4-9-5/CoffeeShot.jpg

BATMAN: How could they?
SUPERMAN: I know how you feel, Bruce. They can just be downright fickle sometimes.
BATMAN: But I just don’t understand.
SUPERMAN: I’m sure with time they’ll come to appreciate you in all your forms.
BATMAN: Don’t be stupid, Clark, they’re “TDK” fans…there’s NO reasoning with them.
SUPERMAN: Then maybe you have to let it go.
BATMAN: But I just don’t get it…I mean before Nolan came around they were singing the praises of Tim Burton…But now? I mean in some instances they’re even dogging the Animated Series for Christ sakes.
SUPERMAN: I hear ya, man…I hear ya.
BATMAN: I mean is it really that hard for them to realize that “The Dark Knight” isn’t the end all be all of Batman stories? Don’t they know that there’s 70 years worth of history that’s just as compelling?
SUPERMAN: Well look on the bright side…at least your franchise is getting the recognition it deserves now.
BATMAN: But at the expense of s**ting on everything else I’ve done? There’s more to me then “TDK” damn it!
SUPERMAN: Totally…guys like us gotta stick together.
BATMAN: Oh what do you know, you’re an illegitimate father.
SUPERMAN: You’re never gonna let that go are you!?
BATMAN: Well you’re fans certainly aren’t.
SUPERMAN: You were just b*tching about YOUR fans!
BATMAN: Well when fans claim to be as such but only care about “TDK” it’s criminal…but the way fans are coping with YOU is hilarious…
SUPERMAN: Even in depression you’re a total a**hole.
BATMAN: Not an a**hole, Clark…I’m…
SUPERMAN: ‘Batman’ yeah yeah…whatever *sip*

[ultimatefan]

http://i382.photobucket.com/albums/oo261/8-2-B-4-9-5/04GreenLantern.jpg
GREEN LANTERN: Why the f*** do I have a long thin jaw?!? I´m a square-jawed superhero!! Square-jawed, do you hear me?!?

http://i382.photobucket.com/albums/oo261/8-2-B-4-9-5/01BatsSupes.jpg
BATMAN: Join the club.

[ironman29758]

love the jaw joke,the fourth wall joke, and tdk fanshttp://i382.photobucket.com/albums/oo261/8-2-B-4-9-5/01BatsSupes.jpg
BATMAN: do you know what I hate about Green Arrow.
SUPERMAN: what?

BATMAN: How underneath the arrows, the green clothes and his liberist views he is just a wannabee version of me.

SUPERMAN: That was just the silverage and besides you more worse.or do I need to bring up bat shark reppelent.
BATMAN:I was young and drunk. besides what will happen if they make a green arrow movie that ressembles the dark knight movie.
http://www.slashfilm.com/wp/wp-content/images/greenarrow.jpg
Green Arrow: you know to much.

[Panthro]

http://i382.photobucket.com/albums/oo261/8-2-B-4-9-5/01BatsSupes.jpg

SUPERMAN: "You've never broken the fourth wall before?"

BATMAN: "No, this is my first time. I'm so nervous."

SUPERMAN: "I'll walk you through this."
Hehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehe

[Panthro]

http://i382.photobucket.com/albums/oo261/8-2-B-4-9-5/CoffeeShot.jpg

BATMAN: How could they?
SUPERMAN: I know how you feel, Bruce. They can just be downright fickle sometimes.
BATMAN: But I just don’t understand.
SUPERMAN: I’m sure with time they’ll come to appreciate you in all your forms.
BATMAN: Don’t be stupid, Clark, they’re “TDK” fans…there’s NO reasoning with them.
SUPERMAN: Then maybe you have to let it go.
BATMAN: But I just don’t get it…I mean before Nolan came around they were singing the praises of Tim Burton…But now? I mean in some instances they’re even dogging the Animated Series for Christ sakes.
SUPERMAN: I hear ya, man…I hear ya.
BATMAN: I mean is it really that hard for them to realize that “The Dark Knight” isn’t the end all be all of Batman stories? Don’t they know that there’s 70 years worth of history that’s just as compelling?
SUPERMAN: Well look on the bright side…at least your franchise is getting the recognition it deserves now.
BATMAN: But at the expense of s**ting on everything else I’ve done? There’s more to me then “TDK” damn it!
SUPERMAN: Totally…guys like us gotta stick together.
BATMAN: Oh what do you know, you’re an illegitimate father.
SUPERMAN: You’re never gonna let that go are you!?
BATMAN: Well you’re fans certainly aren’t.
SUPERMAN: You were just b*tching about YOUR fans!
BATMAN: Well when fans claim to be as such but only care about “TDK” it’s criminal…but the way fans are coping with YOU is hilarious…
SUPERMAN: Even in depression you’re a total a**hole.
BATMAN: Not an a**hole, Clark…I’m…
SUPERMAN: ‘Batman’ yeah yeah…whatever *sip*
Bwahahahahahahahahahaha
:hehe::hehe::hehe:

[Panthro]

http://i382.photobucket.com/albums/oo261/8-2-B-4-9-5/04GreenLantern.jpg
GREEN LANTERN: Why the f*** do I have a long thin jaw?!? I´m a square-jawed superhero!! Square-jawed, do you hear me?!?

http://i382.photobucket.com/albums/oo261/8-2-B-4-9-5/01BatsSupes.jpg
BATMAN: Join the club.
Nyehehehehehehehehehehehehe

[Panthro]

love the jaw joke,the fourth wall joke, and tdk fanshttp://i382.photobucket.com/albums/oo261/8-2-B-4-9-5/01BatsSupes.jpg
BATMAN: do you know what I hate about Green Arrow.
SUPERMAN: what?

BATMAN: How underneath the arrows, the green clothes and his liberist views he is just a wannabee version of me.

SUPERMAN: That was just the silverage and besides you more worse.or do I need to bring up bat shark reppelent.
BATMAN:I was young and drunk. besides what will happen if they make a green arrow movie that ressembles the dark knight movie.
http://www.slashfilm.com/wp/wp-content/images/greenarrow.jpg
Green Arrow: you know to much.
Hehehehehehe

[Panthro]

http://i382.photobucket.com/albums/oo261/8-2-B-4-9-5/04GreenLantern.jpg
GREEN LANTERN: "Victory! I get my own solo animated DVD and my own live action film! The long national DC nightmare is over! General Audiences, say hello to variety!"

http://i382.photobucket.com/albums/oo261/8-2-B-4-9-5/01BatsSupes.jpg
BATMAN: "I liked him better before he got the green light."
SUPERMAN: "Pun intended."

[kedrell]

http://i382.photobucket.com/albums/oo261/8-2-B-4-9-5/CoffeeShot.jpg

BATMAN: "...And he's a really smart guy, too. He's a civil war buff."
SUPERMAN: "God, I'd like to be a civil war buff. What'dya gotta do to be a buff?"
BATMAN: "So Biff wants to be a buff. Well, sleeping less than 18 hours a day would be a start."
SUPERMAN: "Oh, ha ha.:whatever:"

[Panthro]

http://i382.photobucket.com/albums/oo261/8-2-B-4-9-5/CoffeeShot.jpg

BATMAN: "...And he's a really smart guy, too. He's a civil war buff."
SUPERMAN: "God, I'd like to be a civil war buff. What'dya gotta do to be a buff?"
BATMAN: "So Biff wants to be a buff. Well, sleeping less than 18 hours a day would be a start."
SUPERMAN: "Oh, ha ha.:whatever:"
I see you're in a Seinfeld mood today ked.

http://i382.photobucket.com/albums/oo261/8-2-B-4-9-5/01BatgirlBusting.jpg
BATGIRL: "No Means No!"

http://i382.photobucket.com/albums/oo261/8-2-B-4-9-5/01BatgirlBusting.jpg
THUG: "I can't believe I'm getting my balls busted by Lindsay Lohan!"
BATGIRL: "I'm NOT Lindsay Lohan!"

http://i382.photobucket.com/albums/oo261/8-2-B-4-9-5/01BatgirlBusting.jpg
When Halloween Goes Horribly Wrong

http://i382.photobucket.com/albums/oo261/8-2-B-4-9-5/01BatgirlBusting.jpg
BATGIRL: "How dare you suggest Supergirl's hotter than me!"

http://i382.photobucket.com/albums/oo261/8-2-B-4-9-5/01BatgirlBusting.jpg
BATGIRL: "That's for stealing my Watchmen tickets!" [kick] "That's for stealing my porn!" [kick] "That's for stealing my underwear!" [kick] "And that's for saying Hulk VS. Wolverine was better than Hulk VS. Thor!"

[Superman Prime]

http://i382.photobucket.com/albums/oo261/8-2-B-4-9-5/CoffeeShot.jpg

SUPERMAN: "I said I wanted an iced mocha, and you got me plain hot black coffee?"

BATMAN: "That's all they had."

SUPERMAN: "No excuses!" *splashes the coffee on Batman's face*

[Superman Prime]

Thanks, Panthro. Like the Supergirl one.

[kedrell]

http://i382.photobucket.com/albums/oo261/8-2-B-4-9-5/01BatgirlBusting.jpg
Thug: "Aye, no me' gusta!!!"

[scatterax]

http://i382.photobucket.com/albums/oo261/8-2-B-4-9-5/01BatgirlBusting.jpg
Thug: All I said was that watchmen was gonna be a better movie than TDK?!

[ultimatefan]

Thanks, Panthro! love green light and all the Batgirl kick ones!

[ultimatefan]

http://i382.photobucket.com/albums/oo261/8-2-B-4-9-5/01BatgirlBusting.jpg
BATGIRL: That´s for pointing out Yvonne Craig had bigger boobs than me!!

[ultimatefan]

http://i382.photobucket.com/albums/oo261/8-2-B-4-9-5/01BatgirlBusting.jpg
THUG: AAAAW, You used to be such a nice girl in the silver age...
BATGIRL: Welcome to the new milennium, jackass!!

[Panthro]

http://i382.photobucket.com/albums/oo261/8-2-B-4-9-5/01BatgirlBusting.jpg
BATGIRL: That´s for pointing out Yvonne Craig had bigger boobs than me!!
:hehe:Hehehehehehehehe:hehe:

[Panthro]

http://i382.photobucket.com/albums/oo261/8-2-B-4-9-5/01BatgirlBusting.jpg
THUG: AAAAW, You used to be such a nice girl in the silver age...
BATGIRL: Welcome to the new milennium, jackass!!
:hehe:hahahahahahahahahaha:hehe:

Glad you liked mine.

http://i382.photobucket.com/albums/oo261/8-2-B-4-9-5/Bird-Howl-and-Sophie.jpg
SOPHIE: "Wow, I'm getting rescued by Batman!"
HOWL: "Damn straight you are."

http://i382.photobucket.com/albums/oo261/8-2-B-4-9-5/01BatgirlBusting.jpg
BATGIRL: "That's for saying Captain Picard was better than Captain Kirk!"

[Doctor Jones]

^ Hell yes, Panthro.

[Doctor Jones]

http://i382.photobucket.com/albums/oo261/8-2-B-4-9-5/01BatgirlBusting.jpg
BATGIRL: Watch the new goddamn Terminater Salvation trailer. NOW!!!

[Superman Prime]

http://img167.imageshack.us/img167/5344/57583936165d40a1fe0ozj5.jpg

BATMAN: "What are you doing? You aren't Superman. Get the hell out of here."

[kedrell]

http://i382.photobucket.com/albums/oo261/8-2-B-4-9-5/01BatgirlBusting.jpg
BATGIRL: "You shouldn't have any trouble hitting that high-note now!"

[Panthro]

http://i382.photobucket.com/albums/oo261/8-2-B-4-9-5/01BatgirlBusting.jpg
BATGIRL: "You shouldn't have any trouble hitting that high-note now!"
:hehe:Hehehehehehehe:hehe:

http://i382.photobucket.com/albums/oo261/8-2-B-4-9-5/01BatgirlBusting.jpg
BATGIRL: "That's for spoiling the Wrath of Khan & Search For Spock for me!"
THUG: "Ow! Damn woman, those movies are well over 20 years old! I figured everybody knows how they end by now!"

[ultimatefan]

Thanks, Panthro!

All the batgirl kick ones are great, especially the high note one!

If you don´t watch the new Terminator trailer, you suck!

[ultimatefan]

http://i382.photobucket.com/albums/oo261/8-2-B-4-9-5/01BatgirlBusting.jpg
THUG: Hey look guys, she´s groping my crotch with her foot!
BATGIRL: Go to hell.

[JStorm]

http://i382.photobucket.com/albums/oo261/8-2-B-4-9-5/harvy_rachel.jpg
Rachel: "Please hold my hand."
Harvey: "No."

Rachel: "Please?"
Harvey: "No!"

Rachel: "Fine. I'll hold your hand with both of mine. We're soooo in love."
Harvey: "What part of 'stupid-female-lead' did Nolan not understand, after the fans damned Katie Holmes?"

Rachel: "But I'm not Katie."
Harvey: "Keep telling yourself that."

Rachel: "But I'm not."
Harvey: "Fine. Jake - is that better?"

[The Navigator]

http://i382.photobucket.com/albums/oo261/8-2-B-4-9-5/01BatgirlBusting.jpg

Batgirl--now with free vasectomies

[The Navigator]

http://www.animationusa.com/picts/wbpict/gothamnightxl.jpg

BATMAN: Wait, YOU'RE responsible for the bad economy?
CATWOMAN: Well, I admit to routinely stealing millions of dollars worth of jewelry and fine art certainly didn't help, but to paraphrase Gabbo, "I'm a bad widdle girl."

[JStorm]

http://www.animationusa.com/picts/wbpict/gothamnightxl.jpg

BATMAN: Wait, YOU'RE responsible for the bad economy?
CATWOMAN: Well, I admit to routinely stealing millions of dollars worth of jewelry and fine art certainly didn't help, but to paraphrase Gabbo, "I'm a bad widdle girl."

Funny.

But what I see - basically, their relationship, in a nutshell:
http://www.animationusa.com/picts/wbpict/gothamnightxl.jpg
Batman: *thinking* "Could I grab here boob? Just a few centimeters up."
Catwoman: *thinking* "Will he grab my boob? Just a few centimeters up."
Together: *thinking* "Or maybe use the rope?"

[Panthro]

Funny.

But what I see - basically, their relationship, in a nutshell:
http://www.animationusa.com/picts/wbpict/gothamnightxl.jpg
Batman: *thinking* "Could I grab here boob? Just a few centimeters up."
Catwoman: *thinking* "Will he grab my boob? Just a few centimeters up."
Together: *thinking* "Or maybe use the rope?"
:hehe::hehe::hehe:

[Superman Prime]

http://i382.photobucket.com/albums/oo261/8-2-B-4-9-5/01111tdkjokerDent.jpg

JOKER: "Heads, you kill me. Tales, I get shot in the head."

[kedrell]

http://i382.photobucket.com/albums/oo261/8-2-B-4-9-5/CoffeeShot.jpg
Superman: "Man! What is that smell? You're telling me a valet with bad B.O. did this?!"
Batman: "Yeah, it's freaky mutant B.O. I can't get it out no matter how much I clean it."
Superman: "Oh this is beyond B.O.! It's B.B.O.!"

[Panthro]

http://i382.photobucket.com/albums/oo261/8-2-B-4-9-5/CoffeeShot.jpg
Superman: "Man! What is that smell? You're telling me a valet with bad B.O. did this?!"
Batman: "Yeah, it's freaky mutant B.O. I can't get it out no matter how much I clean it."
Superman: "Oh this is beyond B.O.! It's B.B.O.!"
Hehehe, even Superman is powerless against this unholy stench!

I liked yours too Superman-Prime

http://i382.photobucket.com/albums/oo261/8-2-B-4-9-5/CoffeeShot.jpg
BATMAN: "So, what did the tests indicate?"
SUPERMAN: "Well, they liked Itchy, they liked Scratchy, one kid seemed to love the Speedo Man..."
BATMAN: "Stop right there."

[Superman Prime]

http://i382.photobucket.com/albums/oo261/8-2-B-4-9-5/CoffeeShot.jpg

SUPERMAN: "So I was talking to the Joker earlier, and he said he's interested in putting a smile on your face."

BATMAN: "Like that'll ever happen."

SUPERMAN: "But he can't right now, since he's in Arkham. So he said he'll hook me up with Harley Quinn if I do it for him with my heat vision."

BATMAN: "...What?"

SUPERMAN: "You have to understand, Batman, Harley is a VERY attractive woman. Hold still."

[ChocheTheHero]

http://img23.imageshack.us/img23/7605/dk08cb0020ve6.jpg

VOICE IN THE BACKGROUND: " Ah-da-da-dah!!"

[Panthro]

http://i382.photobucket.com/albums/oo261/8-2-B-4-9-5/CoffeeShot.jpg

SUPERMAN: "So I was talking to the Joker earlier, and he said he's interested in putting a smile on your face."

BATMAN: "Like that'll ever happen."

SUPERMAN: "But he can't right now, since he's in Arkham. So he said he'll hook me up with Harley Quinn if I do it for him with my heat vision."

BATMAN: "...What?"

SUPERMAN: "You have to understand, Batman, Harley is a VERY attractive woman. Hold still."
Hehehehehehehehehehehehehehehe

http://i382.photobucket.com/albums/oo261/8-2-B-4-9-5/batman_vs_joker_movie.jpg
BATMAN: "Let me tell you about this guy I know, Jack... he was a mean kid, bad seed. Hurt people."
JOKER: "I like him already." [sinister laughter]
BATMAN: "Yeah well you know the thing is he got sloppy, you know? Crazy. Started losing it. He had a head full of bad wiring I guess. He was the kind of guy... couldn't hear the train until it was two feet in front of him." [Joker is visibly uncomfortable by this point] "You know what happened to this guy, Jack? He made mistakes. And then he ended up with his-"
http://i382.photobucket.com/albums/oo261/8-2-B-4-9-5/BatmanGonnaFeckYouUpJoker.gif
BATMAN: "-lights out! Now you wanna get nuts?! C'mon! Let's get nuts..."

http://i382.photobucket.com/albums/oo261/8-2-B-4-9-5/BatmanHurtingJoker.jpg
BATMAN: "Excuse me, you ever dance with a devil by the pale moon light? I'm gonna kill you."
JOKER: "You idiot! You made me, remember? You dropped me into that vat of chemicals! That wasn't easy to get over, and don't think that I didn't try!"
BATMAN: "I know you did."

[BlueLightning]

Well I was digging on my photobucket account and realized that it was very desorganized, so I started doing some modifications, but then my previous captions would be lost, so I decided to save them. Here is a blast from the past.

http://i276.photobucket.com/albums/kk6/BlueLightning09/My%20Captions/ThenDance-Friends.jpg

http://i276.photobucket.com/albums/kk6/BlueLightning09/My%20Captions/Youarenot-Yeah-Whycant.jpg

http://i276.photobucket.com/albums/kk6/BlueLightning09/My%20Captions/Whatareyouseeing.jpg

[ultimatefan]

http://i382.photobucket.com/albums/oo261/8-2-B-4-9-5/01BatgirlBusting.jpg
BATGIRL: That´s for calling me Alicia Silverstone!

[Doctor Jones]

Lightening, I always loved that, "YOU'RE NOT BATMAN!" one.

[ultimatefan]

http://i382.photobucket.com/albums/oo261/8-2-B-4-9-5/BatmanGonnaFeckYouUpJoker.gif
BATMAN: Did you just mention perma-white?!?

[BlueLightning]

Lightening, I always loved that, "YOU'RE NOT BATMAN!" one.

Thank you, the first time I thought no one got it. :yay: Well here is another blast from the past: (Remember this are from a while ago, I updated some of them though)

http://i276.photobucket.com/albums/kk6/BlueLightning09/My%20Captions/BaleSchwarzenneger.jpg

http://i276.photobucket.com/albums/kk6/BlueLightning09/My%20Captions/WonderfulMarketing.jpg

http://i276.photobucket.com/albums/kk6/BlueLightning09/My%20Captions/Brakes.jpg

More to come.

[Panthro]

http://i382.photobucket.com/albums/oo261/8-2-B-4-9-5/01BatgirlBusting.jpg
BATGIRL: That´s for calling me Alicia Silverstone!
:hehe:Hehehehehehehehe:hehe:

[Panthro]

http://i382.photobucket.com/albums/oo261/8-2-B-4-9-5/BatmanGonnaFeckYouUpJoker.gif
BATMAN: Did you just mention perma-white?!?
:hehe:Hahahahahahahaha:hehe:

Blue Lightning, it's great to see your captions again. Good times!:woot:

http://i382.photobucket.com/albums/oo261/8-2-B-4-9-5/BatmanHurtingJoker.jpg
BATMAN: "Listen! And understand! That Terminator is out there. It can't be bargained with, it can't be reasoned with, it doesn't feel pity, or remorse, or fear, and it absolutely will not stop, ever! Until you are dead!"
JOKER: "..."
BATMAN: "..."
JOKER: "Can you stop it?"
BATMAN: "I don't know. With these weapons, I don't know."

[TheDarkKnight08]

http://img22.imageshack.us/img22/7484/dk08cb0021wj1.jpg

Batman: Give Daddy a hug... NOW!

[ultimatefan]

Thanks, Panthro! The Terminator cannot be stopped.

[ultimatefan]

http://i382.photobucket.com/albums/oo261/8-2-B-4-9-5/BatmanGonnaFeckYouUpJoker.gif
BALE; Did ya just call me a f***ing raging prima donna who loses his temper on the set over a small problem, DID YA MOTHERF***ER?!?

[Panthro]

http://i382.photobucket.com/albums/oo261/8-2-B-4-9-5/BatmanGonnaFeckYouUpJoker.gif
BALE; Did ya just call me a f***ing raging prima donna who loses his temper on the set over a small problem, DID YA MOTHERF***ER?!?
:hehe::hehe::hehe:

[Panthro]

TAKEN as remade for Batman -

http://i382.photobucket.com/albums/oo261/8-2-B-4-9-5/batman_vs_joker_movie.jpg
BATMAN: "I don't know who you are. I don't know what you want. If you are looking for ransom, I can tell you I don't have money. But what I do have are a very particular set of skills; skills I have acquired over a very long career. Skills that make me a nightmare for people like you. If you let Robin go now, that'll be the end of it. I will not look for you, I will not pursue you. But if you don't, I will look for you, I will find you, and I will kill you."
JOKER: "Good luck."

[percoset]

Brilliant.

[BlueLightning]

More fun from the past:

http://i276.photobucket.com/albums/kk6/BlueLightning09/My%20Captions/Didyouhear.jpg

http://i276.photobucket.com/albums/kk6/BlueLightning09/My%20Captions/Thisisnot.jpg

http://i276.photobucket.com/albums/kk6/BlueLightning09/My%20Captions/DoILook.jpg

http://i276.photobucket.com/albums/kk6/BlueLightning09/My%20Captions/WestWard-TheHorror.jpg



I need to get this out of my system, tomorrow the last ones.

[kedrell]

http://i182.photobucket.com/albums/x9/vandar_photo/5454664.jpg
Joker: "Man, you were sooooo right. I need genital to genital connection and that's all I need."

[Doctor Jones]

http://i382.photobucket.com/albums/oo261/8-2-B-4-9-5/batman_vs_joker_movie.jpg
BATMAN: One nothing. Your move. Come and get me.

[The Navigator]

http://i382.photobucket.com/albums/oo261/8-2-B-4-9-5/YouretheBatmanNowDog.jpg

"Which G. I. Joe are you again?"

http://i26.tinypic.com/2ni3dhx.jpg

[Panthro]

http://i382.photobucket.com/albums/oo261/8-2-B-4-9-5/YouretheBatmanNowDog.jpg

"Which G. I. Joe are you again?"

http://i26.tinypic.com/2ni3dhx.jpg
:hehe::hehe::hehe::hehe::hehe:
Hehehehehe

[Panthro]

http://i382.photobucket.com/albums/oo261/8-2-B-4-9-5/BatmanHurtingJoker.jpg
BATMAN: "Who the Hell was complaining about Chris Nolan's fight scenes?! Who?!?!"

[BlueLightning]

Last blast from the past:

http://i276.photobucket.com/albums/kk6/BlueLightning09/My%20Captions/Youwillbelieve.jpg

http://i276.photobucket.com/albums/kk6/BlueLightning09/My%20Captions/BattotheFutureCaption.jpg

Done. Now I can sleep well.

[Doctor Jones]

Oh, God love the BTTF one!

[Panthro]

http://i382.photobucket.com/albums/oo261/8-2-B-4-9-5/BatmanHurtingJoker.jpg
JOKER: "But I just want my phone call!"
BATMAN: "You'll get your phone call when I say you get your phone call you sad sack of s***!"

[DeaDheaD]

http://i382.photobucket.com/albums/oo261/8-2-B-4-9-5/batman_vs_joker_movie.jpg
Joker: Could you trash some of these lights, I have a headache

[Sonic1002]

http://i382.photobucket.com/albums/oo261/8-2-B-4-9-5/BatmanHurtingJoker.jpg
Do you see me trashing your lights? DO YOU SEE ME TRASHING YOUR LIGHTS!?

[Panthro]

Hehehe, light trashing.

http://i382.photobucket.com/albums/oo261/8-2-B-4-9-5/BatmanHurtingJoker.jpg
BATMAN: "What do you mean you didn't like the Watchmen film?!"

[ultimatefan]

Thanks Panthro! Love the fights one, the old Bluelighting stuff and the GI JOe

[ultimatefan]

http://i382.photobucket.com/albums/oo261/8-2-B-4-9-5/YouretheBatmanNowDog.jpg
The eighties called, they want their cassete brand´s name back, The Dark Knight...

http://i26.tinypic.com/2ni3dhx.jpg

[Doctor Jones]

http://i382.photobucket.com/albums/oo261/8-2-B-4-9-5/BatmanHurtingJoker.jpg
BATMAN: Can you tell me why the hell $55 million dollars opening weekend for Watchmen was a disapointment?! A R Rated superhero movie with a comic no one has heard of, characters no one has heard of, and a cast no one has heard of, opening bigger than my first film and Superman Returns two of the most iconic superheroes ever, and you're telling me this film opened to a dissapointment?! It's because the damn critics predicted damn WRONG! They predicted 70 million because they said so, so insetad of admitting they were wrong they deem it a dissapointment! It's a disapointment because they SAID it was a disapointment! And anyway, it's a damn crazy kick ass film! You know what I say to those pricks?!

http://i26.tinypic.com/2ni3dhx.jpg

**** EM'!

[kedrell]

http://i182.photobucket.com/albums/x9/vandar_photo/captiontdk-1.jpg
Joker: "None of you get it. I'm not locked in here with you!"

http://i182.photobucket.com/albums/x9/vandar_photo/2556408038_b46b4e4d7c.jpg
Joker: "You're locked in here with ME!"

http://i182.photobucket.com/albums/x9/vandar_photo/jkvo3.jpg
Batman: "Oh shut up! Who do you think you are, Jackie Earle Haley?"

[Panthro]

http://i182.photobucket.com/albums/x9/vandar_photo/captiontdk-1.jpg
Joker: "None of you get it. I'm not locked in here with you!"

http://i182.photobucket.com/albums/x9/vandar_photo/2556408038_b46b4e4d7c.jpg
Joker: "You're locked in here with ME!"

http://i182.photobucket.com/albums/x9/vandar_photo/jkvo3.jpg
Batman: "Oh shut up! Who do you think you are, Jackie Earle Haley?"
Hahahahahahaha
:hehe::hehe::hehe::hehe::hehe:

[Panthro]

http://i382.photobucket.com/albums/oo261/8-2-B-4-9-5/YouretheBatmanNowDog.jpg
The eighties called, they want their cassete brand´s name back, The Dark Knight...

http://i26.tinypic.com/2ni3dhx.jpg
Hehehehehe

[Panthro]

http://i382.photobucket.com/albums/oo261/8-2-B-4-9-5/BatmanHurtingJoker.jpg
BATMAN: Can you tell me why the hell $55 million dollars opening weekend for Watchmen was a disapointment?! A R Rated superhero movie with a comic no one has heard of, characters no one has heard of, and a cast no one has heard of, opening bigger than my first film and Superman Returns two of the most iconic superheroes ever, and you're telling me this film opened to a dissapointment?! It's because the damn critics predicted damn WRONG! They predicted 70 million because they said so, so insetad of admitting they were wrong they deem it a dissapointment! It's a disapointment because they SAID it was a disapointment! And anyway, it's a damn crazy kick ass film! You know what I say to those pricks?!

http://i26.tinypic.com/2ni3dhx.jpg

**** EM'!
:hehe:Bwahahahaha:hehe:
Give 'em Hell, Bats!

[Panthro]

http://i382.photobucket.com/albums/oo261/8-2-B-4-9-5/BatmanHurtingJoker.jpg
BATMAN: "How dare you say that Jessica Alba is more attractive than Malin Akerman!"
JOKER: "Can't you take a joke, man? Even my standards aren't that low."

[why_so_serious?]

http://i164.photobucket.com/albums/u31/The_Dark_Knight_photos/100_1992.jpg

Joker: I'm going to kill you.

Johnny Depp: What would Tim Burton do with out me!

[Panthro]

http://i164.photobucket.com/albums/u31/The_Dark_Knight_photos/100_1992.jpg

Joker: I'm going to kill you.

Johnny Depp: What would Tim Burton do with out me!
Hehehehehehehehehehe

http://i382.photobucket.com/albums/oo261/8-2-B-4-9-5/BatmanGonnaFeckYouUpJoker.gif
BATMAN: "Stop stealing every scene you're in!"
JOKER: "I can't help it, stealing scenes is one of my natural talents!"

[scatterax]

http://i164.photobucket.com/albums/u31/The_Dark_Knight_photos/100_1992.jpg

Joker: "I don't care what burton did for ur career, if u try and tell 1 more person his batman movie was better than mine ur dead!!"

johnny depp: "gosh, give a guy an oscar and a knife and he thinks he can do whatever he wants."

[scatterax]

http://i164.photobucket.com/albums/u31/The_Dark_Knight_photos/100_1992.jpg

joker: "Why did u tell those people we were gay lovers?!"

willy wonka: "I thought it would make a good movie!"

[Panthro]

Those were both great scatterax. :hehe:

http://i382.photobucket.com/albums/oo261/8-2-B-4-9-5/BatmanGonnaFeckYouUpJoker.gif
JOKER: "So this is what you like. This is what gets you hot..."
BATMAN: "Shut up! This is not Watchmen, I'm not Hooded Justice & you're not the Comedian!"

[Doctor Jones]

Good one Pantrho!

[Doctor Jones]

http://i182.photobucket.com/albums/x9/vandar_photo/captiontdk-1.jpg
BATMAN: You ****ed up the Tumbler, and it's March 6th. Take me to see Watchmen.
JOKER: No.

http://i382.photobucket.com/albums/oo261/8-2-B-4-9-5/BatmanHurtingJoker.jpg
BATMAN: I said take me to see Watchmen!

http://i182.photobucket.com/albums/x9/vandar_photo/2556408038_b46b4e4d7c.jpg
JOKER: And I said NO!

http://i182.photobucket.com/albums/x9/vandar_photo/jkvo3.jpg
BATMAN: Goddammit! Take me to see Watchmen!
JOKER: In hell!
BATMAN: Now I'm going to ask you again. Take me to see Watchmen!

http://i182.photobucket.com/albums/x9/vandar_photo/2556408038_b46b4e4d7c.jpg
JOKER: And I'm going to have to say again... NO!

http://i382.photobucket.com/albums/oo261/8-2-B-4-9-5/BatmanGonnaFeckYouUpJoker.gif
BATMAN: BASTARD!!!

[Ibn]

http://i382.photobucket.com/albums/oo261/8-2-B-4-9-5/BatmanHurtingJoker.jpg
BATMAN: Can you tell me why the hell $55 million dollars opening weekend for Watchmen was a disapointment?! A R Rated superhero movie with a comic no one has heard of, characters no one has heard of, and a cast no one has heard of, opening bigger than my first film and Superman Returns two of the most iconic superheroes ever, and you're telling me this film opened to a dissapointment?! It's because the damn critics predicted damn WRONG! They predicted 70 million because they said so, so insetad of admitting they were wrong they deem it a dissapointment! It's a disapointment because they SAID it was a disapointment! And anyway, it's a damn crazy kick ass film! You know what I say to those pricks?!

http://i26.tinypic.com/2ni3dhx.jpg

**** EM'!

:wow::lmao::lmao:

[Panthro]

http://i182.photobucket.com/albums/x9/vandar_photo/captiontdk-1.jpg
BATMAN: You ****ed up the Tumbler, and it's March 6th. Take me to see Watchmen.
JOKER: No.

http://i382.photobucket.com/albums/oo261/8-2-B-4-9-5/BatmanHurtingJoker.jpg
BATMAN: I said take me to see Watchmen!

http://i182.photobucket.com/albums/x9/vandar_photo/2556408038_b46b4e4d7c.jpg
JOKER: And I said NO!

http://i182.photobucket.com/albums/x9/vandar_photo/jkvo3.jpg
BATMAN: Goddammit! Take me to see Watchmen!
JOKER: In hell!
BATMAN: Now I'm going to ask you again. Take me to see Watchmen!

http://i182.photobucket.com/albums/x9/vandar_photo/2556408038_b46b4e4d7c.jpg
JOKER: And I'm going to have to say again... NO!

http://i382.photobucket.com/albums/oo261/8-2-B-4-9-5/BatmanGonnaFeckYouUpJoker.gif
BATMAN: BASTARD!!!
Hehehehehehehehehehehe

And thanks Jones.

http://i382.photobucket.com/albums/oo261/8-2-B-4-9-5/BatmanGonnaFeckYouUpJoker.gif
BATMAN: "Leave Joel Schumacher alone! He made some good movies, damnit! He just didn't make very good Batman movies!"

[ultimatefan]

Great stuff all around!

[ultimatefan]

http://i382.photobucket.com/albums/oo261/8-2-B-4-9-5/BatmanGonnaFeckYouUpJoker.gif
BATMAN: How DARE you compare me to Rorshach!!

[ultimatefan]

http://i164.photobucket.com/albums/u31/The_Dark_Knight_photos/100_1992.jpg
LEDGER: Stop beating around the bush and play The Riddler in the third one, dammit!!

[Panthro]

http://i164.photobucket.com/albums/u31/The_Dark_Knight_photos/100_1992.jpg
LEDGER: Stop beating around the bush and play The Riddler in the third one, dammit!!
Hehehe, you know the funny thing is if Tim Burton had directed "Batman Forever" he probably would have had Depp playing the Riddler. Though I suppose having Jim Carrey in BF at the time when he was coming into his own as a star helped boost the film's box office.

[scatterax]

Those were both great scatterax. :hehe:

http://i382.photobucket.com/albums/oo261/8-2-B-4-9-5/BatmanGonnaFeckYouUpJoker.gif
JOKER: "So this is what you like. This is what gets you hot..."
BATMAN: "Shut up! This is not Watchmen, I'm not Hooded Justice & you're not the Comedian!"

thanx panthro. All ur's have been great too.

[Doctor Jones]

Thanks Ibn, Pantrho, everyone!

**** those damn people. Watchmen is damn good. And the DC will only be better.

[Panthro]

http://i382.photobucket.com/albums/oo261/8-2-B-4-9-5/batman_vs_joker_movie.jpg
BATMAN: "We don't have to be adversaries, Joker. We both want a fair union contract."
JOKER [thinking]: "Why is Bats being so nice to me?"
BATMAN: "And if you scratch my back, I'll scratch yours."
JOKER [thinking: "Wait a minute, is he coming on to me?"
BATMAN: "I mean, if I should slip something into your pocket, what's the harm?"
JOKER [thinking]: "Oh my God he *is* coming on to me!"
BATMAN: "After all, negotiations make strange bedfellows." [chuckles, winks]
JOKER: [thinking]: ":wow:AH!:wow:"
[brief pause]
JOKER: "Sorry, Bats, but I don't go in for these backdoor shenanigans. Sure, I'm flattered, maybe even a little curious, but the answer is no!"



http://i382.photobucket.com/albums/oo261/8-2-B-4-9-5/batman_vs_joker_movie.jpg
BATMAN: "And this, Joker, is the basement."
JOKER: "You know it's really not as nice as the other rooms."
BATMAN: "Yes, I should really stop ending the tour with it. Now, let's get down to business. Now Joker, I know what you're thinking. I want to take the pressure off. Now, it doesn't take a `whiz' to know that you're looking out for `Number One'. Well, listen to me, and you'll make a big splash very soon."
JOKER [thinking]: "Oh, man. I have to go to the bathroom. Why did I have all that beer and coffee and watermelon?"

[ultimatefan]

Thanks Panthro! Love the Watchmen one and the Simpsons quote.

[ultimatefan]

http://i164.photobucket.com/albums/u31/The_Dark_Knight_photos/100_1992.jpg
LEDGER: What are you complaining about, I´m ensuring you´ll finally get your Oscar!

[titan101]

http://i382.photobucket.com/albums/oo261/8-2-B-4-9-5/batman_vs_joker_movie.jpg

joker : you keep calling me walter . i don't like you .

batman : you don't like me .... well, why is that exactly ?

joker : you're fat . wealthy . think you understand pain . you wanna know about rorschach . i'll tell you about rorschach .....

[scatterax]

http://i164.photobucket.com/albums/u31/The_Dark_Knight_photos/100_1992.jpg
LEDGER: What are you complaining about, I´m ensuring you´ll finally get your Oscar!

hahahahahahaahahahahahahahahahaahhahahaAHHAHAHAHAA HHAAHAHAHA

[ultimatefan]

Thanks!

[That-Guy]

(sorry if this one's been done before)

http://i164.photobucket.com/albums/u31/The_Dark_Knight_photos/100_1992.jpg

Joker: Gene Wilder sent me.

[Doctor Jones]

http://i164.photobucket.com/albums/u31/The_Dark_Knight_photos/100_1992.jpg
JOKER: STOP this one minute everyone! I swear to God! This is not a chocolate maker! He is not after the joy of seeing children be happy, he is only after the joy of being with children!

[Panthro]

http://i164.photobucket.com/albums/u31/The_Dark_Knight_photos/100_1992.jpg
LEDGER: What are you complaining about, I´m ensuring you´ll finally get your Oscar!
:hehe:Hahahahahahahaha:hehe:

[Panthro]

http://i164.photobucket.com/albums/u31/The_Dark_Knight_photos/100_1992.jpg
JOKER: STOP this one minute everyone! I swear to God! This is not a chocolate maker! He is not after the joy of seeing children be happy, he is only after the joy of being with children!
:hehe::hehe::hehe: