The Dark Knight Caption Thread!

[Panthro]

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KATIE: So honey, what did you think of Mad Money?
SUN: The story was dumb and predictable, laughs were sporadic, and you lack chemistery with your costars and comedic timing. Compared to the thematic depth, heart-racing pace, plot intricacy and brilliant performances of The Dark Knight, it was a preposterous choice, really.
KATIE: F*** you, little b****.
:pal::lmao::pal::lmao::pal::lmao:

[Panthro]

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SUPERMAN: C´mon, Bruce, stop following the box office numbers all the time! So far, your records are holding up nicely!
BATMAN: You wouldn´t understand, Clark. You haven´t broken box office records in decades...
:hehe::hehe::hehe::hehe::hehe::hehe:
So sad, so true.

[Panthro]

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Suri Cruise: "Mommy will you ever win an Oscar?"
Katie: "Shut up."

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MAGGIE: "So Katie's loss was my gain, eh? Not only do I still have a career, I just appeared in one of the biggest hits of all time. It's good to be me."

[kedrell]

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Suri Cruise: "But mommy I don't want to get 'in-docter-nated'."
Katie: "Xenu must be obeyed child."

[Panthro]

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Suri Cruise: "But mommy I don't want to get 'in-docter-nated'."
Katie: "Xenu must be obeyed child."
:hehe::hehe::hehe::hehe:

[kedrell]

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[kedrell]

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[kedrell]

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Fat chick: "Hey! Hands off the goodies!"
Batman: "Don't mind me, I'm just the local produce inspector. Yep, those mellons are ripe."

[kedrell]

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Batman: "Huh? 190 pounds?!!!"

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Batman: "You little b****!! I told ya not to put on weight! Daddy needs yo skinny ass out there on the street corner turning tricks. Who's gonna want to get with a fat sidekick?!"

[ultimatefan]

Thanks, Panthro!

Great stuff all around, Panthro, Ked!

[Panthro]

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Batman: "Huh? 190 pounds?!!!"

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Batman: "You little b****!! I told ya not to put on weight! Daddy needs yo skinny ass out there on the street corner turning tricks. Who's gonna want to get with a fat sidekick?!"
Hehehe

Harvey Dent Addressing the Batman on TV -
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HARVEY DENT: "I Want You... To Stop Slapping Robin And Try Slapping Someone Who Actually Deserves It! Like Tom Rothman, Mark Steven Johnson, Joe Quesada, and whoever it was who had the bright idea to bring that little s*** Krypto back into the main DC Universe!"

[ultimatefan]

:hehe::hehe::hehe::hehe::hehe:^

[ultimatefan]

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ROBIN: You know, Batman, I think now the fans are sick of seeing you slap me again and again...

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BATMAN: I´m a vigilante, I don´t care what the public thinks of me!

[ultimatefan]

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WONDER WOMAN: H-how did you... Having sex with an Amazon would have broken any human male in pieces!
BATMAN: It´s simple... I´m Batman, b****!

[ultimatefan]

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I don´t wanna kill you!! Why would I wanna kill you?!!? If it weren´t for you, I´d be remembered as a gay cowboy for all posterity!

[Doctor Jones]

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BATMAN: Where did you learn to do that?
WONDER WOMAN: Clark.

[Panthro]

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ROBIN: You know, Batman, I think now the fans are sick of seeing you slap me again and again...

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BATMAN: I´m a vigilante, I don´t care what the public thinks of me!
Hehehehehehe

[Panthro]

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WONDER WOMAN: H-how did you... Having sex with an Amazon would have broken any human male in pieces!
BATMAN: It´s simple... I´m Batman, b****!
Nyehehehehehehehe

[Panthro]

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I don´t wanna kill you!! Why would I wanna kill you?!!? If it weren´t for you, I´d be remembered as a gay cowboy for all posterity!
Bwahahaha, OUCH

[Panthro]

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BATMAN: Where did you learn to do that?
WONDER WOMAN: Clark.
:hehe:Bwahahahahahahaha:hehe:


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HAWKMAN: "Dear Diary - Jackpot!"


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HAWKMAN: "Owned."


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BATMAN: "I can't believe this... how can this be happening... how did I just get pawned by a C-lister?!"
HAWKMAN: "What are you dense? Are you retarded? I'm the Goddamn Hawkman!"

[Harley_Quinnuk]

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Batman: Holy crap I'm going to be feeling that for weeks.
WW: IT BURRRNNNNSSSS!

[Panthro]

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HAWKMAN: "Bone my wife will you?! Well I'm gonna shove this so far up your ass you won't be able to s*** right for a year!"
BATMAN: "I seriously have to stop letting 'Little Bruce' make all my decisions for me..."

[DarKJediKnight]

The 4 pane Batman-Joker strip Adam West's Version:

http://knowyourmeme.com/i/2672/original/Exploitablejokerredux.jpg?1242996692

[kedrell]

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Robin: "Ahhh, my eyes! The mask does nothing!"

[kedrell]

http://i182.photobucket.com/albums/x9/vandar_photo/butsex.jpg
:wow:

[ultimatefan]

Thanks a lot Panthro! Great stuff all around, especially the jackpot one and the mask does nothing one.

[ultimatefan]

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HAWKMAN: Hah, the hawk caught the bat! See, hawk, bat?
BATMAN: Thank God you´re better at hunting than you´re at one-liners.

[ultimatefan]

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SUN CRUISE: Mommy, what´s a "has been teen star turned gold-digger"?
KATIE: It´s grown up talk, honey, forget it. Want ice cream?

[DarkestHero]

I'm new at the caption game, so go easy on me:

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BATMAN: My God, Superman, you're...pregnant?
SUPERMAN: ?!!

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BATMAN: You really think that Metallica's the greatest band in the freaking universe, huh?
SUPERMAN: Give me one reason why I shouldn't.
BATMAN: Two words: Jethro. T-

http://i382.photobucket.com/albums/oo261/8-2-B-4-9-5/Superman_Vs_Batman.jpg

[ultimatefan]

^Nice start man, congrats!

[Milu]

^Good stuff, DH :up: ! Welcome :D !

[Panthro]

I'm new at the caption game, so go easy on me:

http://i382.photobucket.com/albums/oo261/8-2-B-4-9-5/SupesBats.jpg

BATMAN: My God, Superman, you're...pregnant?
SUPERMAN: ?!!

http://i382.photobucket.com/albums/oo261/8-2-B-4-9-5/CoffeeShot.jpg

BATMAN: You really think that Metallica's the greatest band in the freaking universe, huh?
SUPERMAN: Give me one reason why I shouldn't.
BATMAN: Two words: Jethro. T-

http://i382.photobucket.com/albums/oo261/8-2-B-4-9-5/Superman_Vs_Batman.jpg
Nyahahaha, welcome aboard!

[Panthro]

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JIM CAVIEZEL: "Please Maggie, you're still tight with Nolan, you've got to help me get into the next Batman film! I'll take whatever's open, I'm desperate enough at this point! Riddler, Black Mask, Hush Ra's Al Guhl's long lost brother! Anything! Please, I don't want my collaboration with Mel Gibson to be my sole cinematic legacy!"

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MAGGIE: "I'll see what I can do."

[Panthro]

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HAWKMAN: Hah, the hawk caught the bat! See, hawk, bat?
BATMAN: Thank God you´re better at hunting than you´re at one-liners.
:hehe::hehe::hehe::hehe::hehe:

[Panthro]

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SUN CRUISE: Mommy, what´s a "has been teen star turned gold-digger"?
KATIE: It´s grown up talk, honey, forget it. Want ice cream?
:pal::lmao::applaud:applaud:lmao::pal:

[Doctor Jones]

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BATMAN: So, Clark I heard about thecourt thing.
SUPES: Yeah?
BATMAN: You have to start production for your next film by 2011?
SUPES: So?
BATMAN: That's when I'll start production on mine. And that means both our films will come out in 2012. So Clark I'm gonna say this now, I'm sorry.


http://i382.photobucket.com/albums/oo261/8-2-B-4-9-5/Superman_Vs_Batman.jpg


LATER THAT DAY....


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BATMAN: Well, it could be worse.
SUPES: What? What can be worse than my luck?
BATMAN: Justin Timberlake being considered for Hal Jordon.
SUPES: My God, you're right.

[DarkestHero]

http://trashyceleb.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/06/1225113385justin-timberlake.jpg

In related news, we have discovered that Justin Timberlake, music artist and actor, has joined the running for the role of the Green Lantern live action film. Wether or not he will get the role remains to be seen...

http://greatbignerd.files.wordpress.com/2009/02/superman.jpg

In related news, The next Superman film is now on it's rush hour to be in production by the year 2012, thanks to Warner Bros. and DC Comics' win in a court case.

We'll be back with more Gotham City News!!

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BATMAN: All according to plan...all according to plan...

[Panthro]

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BATMAN: So, Clark I heard about thecourt thing.
SUPES: Yeah?
BATMAN: You have to start production for your next film by 2011?
SUPES: So?
BATMAN: That's when I'll start production on mine. And that means both our films will come out in 2012. So Clark I'm gonna say this now, I'm sorry.


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LATER THAT DAY....


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BATMAN: Well, it could be worse.
SUPES: What? What can be worse than my luck?
BATMAN: Justin Timberlake being considered for Hal Jordon.
SUPES: My God, you're right.
:pal::pal::lmao::lmao::applaud:applaud

[Panthro]

http://trashyceleb.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/06/1225113385justin-timberlake.jpg

In related news, we have discovered that Justin Timberlake, music artist and actor, has joined the running for the role of the Green Lantern live action film. Wether or not he will get the role remains to be seen...

http://greatbignerd.files.wordpress.com/2009/02/superman.jpg

In related news, The next Superman film is now on it's rush hour to be in production by the year 2012, thanks to Warner Bros. and DC Comics' win in a court case.

We'll be back with more Gotham City News!!

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BATMAN: All according to plan...all according to plan...
:pal::lmao::applaud:pal::lmao::applaud

[Panthro]

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MAGGIE: "Following the success of 'The Dark Knight' I've got two films in the pipeline and Katie Holmes' primary source of income is her career as Tom Cruise's trophy wife. It's great to be me."

[webhead9707]

made this on ihascheezburger.com

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[DarkestHero]

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BATMAN: Superman, First rule of convention grouping: NO glomping.
SUPERMAN: What, afraid of getting felt up?
BATMAN:...You're one of THEM, aren't you?

[Panthro]

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RACHEL: "If you could fight anyone, who would you fight?"
DENT: "Shatner. I'd fight William Shatner."

[kedrell]

^Hehehe, that would've been even funnier in reverse.

[Panthro]

I'll remember that for next time ked.
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HAWKMAN: "What? Just cause I'm a Golden Age hero who spent most of his career as a C-lister you think it means I can't start some s***? I'll take all you f***ers on!"
BATMAN: "This does not bode well for my image of invincible bad-assery."

[spittingvenom]

RACHEL: "If you could fight anyone, who would you fight?"
DENT: "Shatner. I'd fight William Shatner."


ahahah! thats hillarious! :applaud

[Panthro]

^^Thanks!
made this on ihascheezburger.com

http://i229.photobucket.com/albums/ee158/webhead9707/128917436611254866.jpg
I know it's late but that's pretty funny.

[ultimatefan]

Thanks Panthro! Great stuff all around, especially the Tymberlake gags and the Gyllenhall one.

[ultimatefan]

http://i382.photobucket.com/albums/oo261/8-2-B-4-9-5/HalJordanSuckerPunchingBatman.jpg
HAL: ENOUGH with the f***ing "I thought he was Deadpool" jokes!! Ryan Reynolds is now playing me, DEAL with it!!

[ultimatefan]

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SUPERMAN: Is it true, Bruce?
BATMAN: Yes, Ryan Reynolds is confirmed to play Green Lantern, which should put the Deadpool spin-off movie on hold.
SUPERMAN: So, for once we successfully f***ed up Marvel.
BATMAN: Indeed. Well played.

[JackN]

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SUPERMAN: Is it true, Bruce?
BATMAN: Yes, Ryan Reynolds is confirmed to play Green Lantern, which should put the Deadpool spin-off movie on hold.
SUPERMAN: So, for once we successfully f***ed up Marvel.
BATMAN: Indeed. Well played.


FTW:hehe::hehe::hehe::hehe::hehe::hehe:

[ultimatefan]

Thanks!

[HLJokerfan28]

http://i389.photobucket.com/albums/oo337/HLJokerfan17/022.jpg

Heath Ledger: *looks at the unconscious Christian Bale in full 'Batman' costume lying on the road* Sorry Chris.
Christopher Nolan: I called the ambulance and they'll be here in a few minutes... Heath, what were you thinking?
Heath Ledger: I don't know, I just got so into the scene, I guess I just lost it for a second.
Gary Oldman: Gosh, he looks lucky to be alive...

Later in the hospital...

http://www.splicelicio.us/image/christian-bale-freak-out-bloody-face-american-psycho-mouth-open-teeth-goes-crazy-eyes-tantrum-photo.jpg

Christian Bale: *screams* Who did this?! Heath? Heath?! Heath, we are DONE professionally!

[Panthro]

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Heath Ledger: *looks at the unconscious Christian Bale in full 'Batman' costume lying on the road* Sorry Chris.
Christopher Nolan: I called the ambulance and they'll be here in a few minutes... Heath, what were you thinking?
Heath Ledger: I don't know, I just got so into the scene, I guess I just lost it for a second.
Gary Oldman: Gosh, he looks lucky to be alive...

Later in the hospital...

http://www.splicelicio.us/image/christian-bale-freak-out-bloody-face-american-psycho-mouth-open-teeth-goes-crazy-eyes-tantrum-photo.jpg

Christian Bale: *screams* Who did this?! Heath? Heath?! Heath, we are DONE professionally!
Hehehehehehehe

[Panthro]

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HAL: ENOUGH with the f***ing "I thought he was Deadpool" jokes!! Ryan Reynolds is now playing me, DEAL with it!!
Bwahahahahaha

[Panthro]

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SUPERMAN: Is it true, Bruce?
BATMAN: Yes, Ryan Reynolds is confirmed to play Green Lantern, which should put the Deadpool spin-off movie on hold.
SUPERMAN: So, for once we successfully f***ed up Marvel.
BATMAN: Indeed. Well played.
:hehe::hehe::hehe::hehe::hehe:

[Panthro]

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HARVEY DENT: "And to all you future filmmakers and actors out there, remember one thing - just say NO to Tom Rothman."

[Milu]

^That is correct.

http://i382.photobucket.com/albums/oo261/8-2-B-4-9-5/HarveyDent.jpg
"Ladies and gentlemen, I'll be brief. The issue here is not whether we broke a few rules, or took a few liberties with our female party guests. We did. But you can't hold a whole fraternity responsible for the behavior of a few, sick twisted individuals. For if you do, then shouldn't we blame the whole fraternity system? And if the whole fraternity system is guilty, then isn't this an indictment of our educational institutions in general? I put it to you, Greg - isn't this an indictment of our entire American society? Well, you can do whatever you want to us, but we're not going to sit here and listen to you badmouth the United States of America. Gentlemen!"

[VenomVsSpidey]

http://i382.photobucket.com/albums/oo261/8-2-B-4-9-5/SupesBats.jpg
SUPERMAN: Is it true, Bruce?
BATMAN: Yes, Ryan Reynolds is confirmed to play Green Lantern, which should put the Deadpool spin-off movie on hold.
SUPERMAN: So, for once we successfully f***ed up Marvel.
BATMAN: Indeed. Well played.


haha

touche!:brucebat::hehe:

[Panthro]

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SKELETOR: "This is the day, He-Man! It's between us, now!"
HE-MAN: "Yes, this is the day!"
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SUPERMAN: "Hey Bruce, they're doing it again."
BATMAN: "What?"
SUPERMAN: "Those guys from the He-Man series, they're ripping off a bigger, more famous movie. Looks like Ben-Hur."
BATMAN: "Well, Ben-Hur is a classic of the epic movie genre, and they lend themselves well to it. Now it looks like they're ripping us off again."
SUPERMAN: "How so?"
BATMAN: "Well, look outside-"
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BATMAN: "Clearly that's a rip off of your famous 'Death of' cover."
SUPERMAN: "With a little bit of that one HUSH cover in the background from when I strangled you. Uh-oh."
BATMAN: "What?"
SUPERMAN: "Don't look now but-"

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HE-MAN & THE GUYS: "YMCA! It's Fun to Go to the YMCA!"

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SUPERMAN: "The Village People. They're actually impersonating the Village People. Are they really that desperate?"
BATMAN: "I like the Village People. They made some undeniably great music."

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HE-MAN: "Mock us and our struggle to get back into the public eye, will you?!"
LION-O: "You pampered pansy ass divas are next do you hear?! You're next!"

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SUPERMAN: "Think they can carry out their threats?"
BATMAN: "Don't worry, the electrified fence should keep them on the other side."

[Panthro]

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BATMAN: "Aren't they ripping off an old cover of you fighting Lobo?"
SUPERMAN: "Yeah but I've got enough problems trying to get another film off the ground to care."

[ultimatefan]

Thanks Panthro, Venom! Love the fan art run and the Rothman slam!

[ultimatefan]

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SUPERMAN: What about Ryan Reynolds as Green Lantern?
BATMAN: Well, he may not have the acclaim of a Christian Bale or a Robert Downey Jr., but he´s done some solid work, can definitely pull off action, and it feels like the studio wants to pull a Tony Stark, that is, a character that´s heroic and conflicted, but also witty and charismatic, and that definitely works for Hal Jordan.
SUPERMAN: And we didn´t have to put up with Justin Timberlake, or Emile Hirsch, or God forbid, Jack Black.
BATMAN: I was getting there.

[ultimatefan]

http://www.splicelicio.us/image/christian-bale-freak-out-bloody-face-american-psycho-mouth-open-teeth-goes-crazy-eyes-tantrum-photo.jpg
CHRISTIAN BALE: ARE YOU NOT A PROFESSIONAL?!!!?

[ultimatefan]

http://i382.photobucket.com/albums/oo261/8-2-B-4-9-5/HalJordanSuckerPunchingBatman.jpg
GL: "Will Nolan return for a third movie? Will he use Catwoman? Will he dare recast The Joker?" Can´t you put your gigantic ego aside for a f***ing second and congratulate a fellow DC character for finally getting a shot at the spotlight after decades of living under Superman´s shadow and yours?!!?

[Panthro]

http://i382.photobucket.com/albums/oo261/8-2-B-4-9-5/HalJordanSuckerPunchingBatman.jpg
GL: "Will Nolan return for a third movie? Will he use Catwoman? Will he dare recast The Joker?" Can´t you put your gigantic ego aside for a f***ing second and congratulate a fellow DC character for finally getting a shot at the spotlight after decades of living under Superman´s shadow and yours?!!?
:hehe::hehe::hehe::hehe:
You tell him Hal!

[Panthro]

http://www.splicelicio.us/image/christian-bale-freak-out-bloody-face-american-psycho-mouth-open-teeth-goes-crazy-eyes-tantrum-photo.jpg
CHRISTIAN BALE: ARE YOU NOT A PROFESSIONAL?!!!?
Hehehehehe

[Panthro]

http://i382.photobucket.com/albums/oo261/8-2-B-4-9-5/CoffeeShot.jpg
SUPERMAN: What about Ryan Reynolds as Green Lantern?
BATMAN: Well, he may not have the acclaim of a Christian Bale or a Robert Downey Jr., but he´s done some solid work, can definitely pull off action, and it feels like the studio wants to pull a Tony Stark, that is, a character that´s heroic and conflicted, but also witty and charismatic, and that definitely works for Hal Jordan.
SUPERMAN: And we didn´t have to put up with Justin Timberlake, or Emile Hirsch, or God forbid, Jack Black.
BATMAN: I was getting there.
:hehe::hehe::hehe::hehe::hehe:

[ultimatefan]

^Thanks!

[ultimatefan]

^Thanks!

[Venom'sDad]

http://i382.photobucket.com/albums/oo261/8-2-B-4-9-5/CoffeeShot.jpg
Batman: Did you really needed to take that... I mean you are "Super" man.
Superman: Yeah, well... I didn't really care about being larger; but lasting much longer.... well that was fun.
Batman: Well when I saw that commercial, I said to myself, "this could be fun"

[Panthro]

http://i382.photobucket.com/albums/oo261/8-2-B-4-9-5/Skeletor_Strikes_Back.jpg
http://i382.photobucket.com/albums/oo261/8-2-B-4-9-5/CoffeeShot.jpg
SUPERMAN: "Now they're ripping off Star Wars the Empire Strikes Back!"
BATMAN: "Let it go Clark, let it go."

[Panthro]

http://i382.photobucket.com/albums/oo261/8-2-B-4-9-5/CoffeeShot.jpgSUPERMAN: "So what do you think of Natalie Portman being cast as Jane Foster for the Thor movie?"
BATMAN: "She's not one of my favorites, but trust me, Thor could do much, much worse."
SUPERMAN: "Like Jessica Alba or Kate Bosworth?"
BATMAN: "Exactly."
SUPERMAN: "Or Paris Hilton?"
BATMAN: "Don't even go there."
SUPERMAN: "Or Katie Holmes?"
BATMAN: "Now that's just hitting below the belt."

[DarkestHero]

http://www.superherostuff.com/blog/images/batman-dead-3b.jpg

http://forummedia.midway.com/icons/MK/MK_toasty.gif

TOASTY!!

[Ibn]

http://i27.tinypic.com/2d849j9.jpg
I'm Batman..

http://i28.tinypic.com/20hk8bq.jpg

[ultimatefan]

http://i31.tinypic.com/142bvvr.jpg
SCARJO: Look, wouldn´t I be a perfect Catwoman?

http://i27.tinypic.com/2d849j9.jpg
BATMAN: One thing at a time. Convince the fans you can be Black Widow first. In that suit and that position, even my cousin Mathilda is the perfect Catwoman...

[ultimatefan]

http://i31.tinypic.com/142bvvr.jpg
SCARJO: I´ll do ANYTHING for a role in your next movie...

http://i27.tinypic.com/2d849j9.jpg
BATMAN: WOW... Oh... Y-you... You´are... You´re HIIIIIIIIREEEEED...

[Panthro]

Great stuff UF!

http://i27.tinypic.com/2d849j9.jpg
BATMAN: "Harry Potter breaking my records?! What the Hell?!"

[kedrell]

Hehe, don't feel bad Batsy. At least it's breaking TF2's as well. Seriously, which film would you rather have as the number one film of 2009?

[ultimatefan]

Thanks Panthro! Heh, don´t worry Bats, it´s the marathon that counts, not the sprint.

[ultimatefan]

http://i382.photobucket.com/albums/oo261/8-2-B-4-9-5/01AJLAProgress5.jpg
GREEN LANTERN: Hey, my movie is finally getting made! That´s good for all of us, huh?
MARTIAN MANHUNTER: Yeeeah... By DC´s current pace, I´m gonna get my own movie around 2062!
HAWKGIRL: I´d have to sleep with every exec in WB... Not that I´d have a problema with that...
WONDER WOMAN: Oh, I got an animated straight-to-DVD movie, great consolation prize WB...
AQUAMAN: Hey, at least none of you became the laughing stock of the superhero world...
SUPERMAN: Try being a pop culture icon for decades and all of a sudden nobody knows what to do with you, and the one reason you may get a movie soon is to beat a lawsuit...
BATMAN: I just want to make clear the only reason why I´m even wasting my valuable time with these losers is WB promised to do whatever it takes to get Nolan back... Speaking of which, bring me a coffee, okay? Black, lava hot, big cup, and make it fast!
ALL TOGETHER: YES, SIR!

[Spidey 2007]

http://i27.tinypic.com/2d849j9.jpg
I'm Batman..

http://i28.tinypic.com/20hk8bq.jpg

nice.

[ultimatefan]

http://i27.tinypic.com/2d849j9.jpg
I´m Batman!

http://i28.tinypic.com/20hk8bq.jpg

http://i27.tinypic.com/2d849j9.jpg
Heh, the spite of the bitter... I´d be mad if I didn´t know I can break him in two with my pinky...

[Venom'sDad]

http://i382.photobucket.com/albums/oo261/8-2-B-4-9-5/01AJLAProgress5.jpg
Batman: Hmmm, yeah... I don't know guys. I Think I'm going to have to agree with Nolan on this. I don't this JLofA thing is going to work.
Everyone else: :whatever: :eek: :mad: :o :dry:
Superman: Well well well. How come I'm not surprise Mr. Bigtime WB Flagship don't want to play ball with us little people. :angry: Well, Share The Wealth Buddy! You Can't Hog ALLLLLLL The Glory!!!
WonderWoman: Come on Supes.... lets go.
Superman: :waa: No! <sniff> I'm tired of him getting all the glory. <sniff> Can he put out a fire with his breath? No! Can he make the Earth spin backwards. No! <sniff> He can't even bring his girlfriend back to life. <sniff sniff> I'm Superman Dammit! <sniff> Superman!!!

As everyone walks away...

GreenLantern: pisss... hey bruce, I'll holla at you later. I need to get some on-screen advice from ya. love tdk, btw. :up:

[ultimatefan]

^Great follow up!

[protocida]

http://i382.photobucket.com/albums/oo261/8-2-B-4-9-5/CoffeeShot.jpg
SUPERMAN: Did you hear Justin Timberlake almost got the role of Hal Jordan in Green Lantern?

BATMAN: Yes, I put him in the loop.

SUPERMAN: Why would you do that?

BATMAN: Timberlake is a solid actor, as Alpha Dog and Black Snake Moan showed us. He'd attract a good audience thanks to his popularity in the music world and his personality actually matches Jordan's in the aspects such as the constant womanizing.

SUPERMAN: Really? That's your only motive?

*30 years prior*

http://i382.photobucket.com/albums/oo261/8-2-B-4-9-5/HalJordanSuckerPunchingBatman.jpg
HAL JORDAN: Flush the Watchtower toiled after you use it, dammit!

http://i382.photobucket.com/albums/oo261/8-2-B-4-9-5/CoffeeShot.jpg
BATMAN: Yes.

[ultimatefan]

hehehehehehehe, excellent!

[Ibn]

http://i28.tinypic.com/1y9x6b.jpg

What the hell happened to you?

http://i28.tinypic.com/2qtbkaq.jpg

Got my ass kicked? Where the hell were you?

http://i28.tinypic.com/1y9x6b.jpg

Had to return some movies. Anyway who was it? Croc? Bane? Man-Bat?

http://i29.tinypic.com/2z6xzeq.jpg

No. They don't fit in Nolan's universe. It was the Joker.

http://i28.tinypic.com/1y9x6b.jpg

You mean the skinny little goth prick wearing his mommies makeup? HE did this to you?

http://i29.tinypic.com/2z6xzeq.jpg

Yeah, so? Like you've never been pulverized by a supervillain. I heard the Joker gave you a run too, bucko! Where's he at so I can get the scoop?

http://i27.tinypic.com/2you16f.jpg

He's dead........... Wanna know how?

http://i29.tinypic.com/2z6xzeq.jpg

........................

http://i27.tinypic.com/2you16f.jpg

Thought so. Were done here.

http://i29.tinypic.com/2z6xzeq.jpg

............... He had dogs too ya know!

*background*

Whatever, pussy.

[Panthro]

http://i382.photobucket.com/albums/oo261/8-2-B-4-9-5/01AJLAProgress5.jpg
Batman: Hmmm, yeah... I don't know guys. I Think I'm going to have to agree with Nolan on this. I don't this JLofA thing is going to work.
Everyone else: :whatever: :eek: :mad: :o :dry:
Superman: Well well well. How come I'm not surprise Mr. Bigtime WB Flagship don't want to play ball with us little people. :angry: Well, Share The Wealth Buddy! You Can't Hog ALLLLLLL The Glory!!!
WonderWoman: Come on Supes.... lets go.
Superman: :waa: No! <sniff> I'm tired of him getting all the glory. <sniff> Can he put out a fire with his breath? No! Can he make the Earth spin backwards. No! <sniff> He can't even bring his girlfriend back to life. <sniff sniff> I'm Superman Dammit! <sniff> Superman!!!

As everyone walks away...

GreenLantern: pisss... hey bruce, I'll holla at you later. I need to get some on-screen advice from ya. love tdk, btw. :up:
Ahahahahahahahahahaha

[Panthro]

http://i382.photobucket.com/albums/oo261/8-2-B-4-9-5/CoffeeShot.jpg
SUPERMAN: Did you hear Justin Timberlake almost got the role of Hal Jordan in Green Lantern?

BATMAN: Yes, I put him in the loop.

SUPERMAN: Why would you do that?

BATMAN: Timberlake is a solid actor, as Alpha Dog and Black Snake Moan showed us. He'd attract a good audience thanks to his popularity in the music world and his personality actually matches Jordan's in the aspects such as the constant womanizing.

SUPERMAN: Really? That's your only motive?

*30 years prior*

http://i382.photobucket.com/albums/oo261/8-2-B-4-9-5/HalJordanSuckerPunchingBatman.jpg
HAL JORDAN: Flush the Watchtower toiled after you use it, dammit!

http://i382.photobucket.com/albums/oo261/8-2-B-4-9-5/CoffeeShot.jpg
BATMAN: Yes.
:lmao::lmao::lmao::lmao:

[Panthro]

http://i28.tinypic.com/1y9x6b.jpg

What the hell happened to you?

http://i28.tinypic.com/2qtbkaq.jpg

Got my ass kicked? Where the hell were you?

http://i28.tinypic.com/1y9x6b.jpg

Had to return some movies. Anyway who was it? Croc? Bane? Man-Bat?

http://i29.tinypic.com/2z6xzeq.jpg

No. They don't fit in Nolan's universe. It was the Joker.

http://i28.tinypic.com/1y9x6b.jpg

You mean the skinny little goth prick wearing his mommies makeup? HE did this to you?

http://i29.tinypic.com/2z6xzeq.jpg

Yeah, so? Like you've never been pulverized by a supervillain. I heard the Joker gave you a run too, bucko! Where's he at so I can get the scoop?

http://i27.tinypic.com/2you16f.jpg

He's dead........... Wanna know how?

http://i29.tinypic.com/2z6xzeq.jpg

........................

http://i27.tinypic.com/2you16f.jpg

Thought so. Were done here.

http://i29.tinypic.com/2z6xzeq.jpg

............... He had dogs too ya know!

*background*

Whatever, pussy.
Hehehehe, Bale should have pointed out that Keaton got beaten up by a Ray Charles lookalike.

[Panthro]

http://i27.tinypic.com/2d849j9.jpg
BALE: "If you could fight anyone, who would you fight?"

http://i28.tinypic.com/20hk8bq.jpg
KEATON: "Shatner. I'd fight William Shatner. How about you?"

http://i27.tinypic.com/2d849j9.jpg
BALE: "Routh. I'd fight Brandon Routh."

[kedrell]

Hehehehe, Bale should have pointed out that Keaton got beaten up by a Ray Charles lookalike.

Yeah, Ray Charles on steroids. :hehe:

[Panthro]

Yeah, Ray Charles on steroids. :hehe:
Yeah seriously.:lmao:

[Ibn]

Hehehehe, Bale should have pointed out that Keaton got beaten up by a Ray Charles lookalike.


But ya know what? He killed him too.:csad: Anyway........



http://i29.tinypic.com/10ekncw.jpg

.......aye...

http://i27.tinypic.com/2e55y6a.jpg

...Who farte-

http://i29.tinypic.com/nb9nbp.jpg

He who smelt it.....

http://i25.tinypic.com/2lsjmdi.jpg

Whoop!! Got me!!

http://i32.tinypic.com/2j2dh6p.jpg

It was him.

http://i32.tinypic.com/15qrci1.jpg

****in ***hole!

[CelticPredator]

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v337/depot/joker3r.jpg

The Chechen: Aye Beet youw; twenteey dohlarrs dat youwl cowld naht shout yerself reight nouw.

Joker: ......




http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v337/depot/Jokerblam.jpg

[Panthro]

But ya know what? He killed him too.:csad: Anyway........



http://i29.tinypic.com/10ekncw.jpg

.......aye...

http://i27.tinypic.com/2e55y6a.jpg

...Who farte-

http://i29.tinypic.com/nb9nbp.jpg

He who smelt it.....

http://i25.tinypic.com/2lsjmdi.jpg

Whoop!! Got me!!

http://i32.tinypic.com/2j2dh6p.jpg

It was him.

http://i32.tinypic.com/15qrci1.jpg

****in ***hole!
Hehehehehehehe

[protocida]

http://i382.photobucket.com/albums/oo261/8-2-B-4-9-5/01AJLAProgress5.jpg
Green Lantern: We did it, guys! We sucessfully brainwashed Batman into believing he's Krypto, the superdog!

Wonder-Woman: Now, let's get our individual franchises!

Superman: And sucessfull Ravamps!

Martian Manhunter: And eventual team-up movies!

Everyone: HOOOOOOOORAY!!

[Panthro]

http://i382.photobucket.com/albums/oo261/8-2-B-4-9-5/01AJLAProgress5.jpg
Green Lantern: We did it, guys! We sucessfully brainwashed Batman into believing he's Krypto, the superdog!

Wonder-Woman: Now, let's get our individual franchises!

Superman: And sucessfull Ravamps!

Martian Manhunter: And eventual team-up movies!

Everyone: HOOOOOOOORAY!!
:hehe::hehe::hehe::hehe:

[Panthro]

http://i28.tinypic.com/20hk8bq.jpg
KEATON: "Trash my less than impressive physique, blue collar working man looks and less than square jaw all you want, but at least I never went on a foul mouthed 4-5 minute rampage because a crew member disrupted a shot while filming!"

http://i27.tinypic.com/2d849j9.jpg
BALE: "Jerk!"

[Ibn]

http://i28.tinypic.com/20hk8bq.jpg
KEATON: "Trash my less than impressive physique, blue collar working man looks and less than square jaw all you want, but at least I never went on a foul mouthed 4-5 minute rampage because a crew member disrupted a shot while filming!"

http://i27.tinypic.com/2d849j9.jpg
BALE: ****IN ******* PIECE O ****!!!


Fixed:cwink:. Thats still my man tho.

[ultimatefan]

http://i27.tinypic.com/2you16f.jpg

KEATON BATMAN: Did ya know I killed The Joker?

http://i29.tinypic.com/2z6xzeq.jpg

BALE BATMAN: Huh, assuming you´re aware of your own comic book canon, you DO know you´re NOT supposed to kill The Joker, right?

http://i27.tinypic.com/2you16f.jpg

KEATON BATMAN: W-well, he... H-he killed my parents!

http://i29.tinypic.com/2z6xzeq.jpg

BALE BATMAN: Please, don´t even get me started on THAT one...

[Panthro]

Fixed:cwink:. Thats still my man tho.
Hehehe. :word:

[Panthro]

http://i27.tinypic.com/2you16f.jpg

KEATON BATMAN: Did ya know I killed The Joker?

http://i29.tinypic.com/2z6xzeq.jpg

BALE BATMAN: Huh, assuming you´re aware of your own comic book canon, you DO know you´re NOT supposed to kill The Joker, right?

http://i27.tinypic.com/2you16f.jpg

KEATON BATMAN: W-well, he... H-he killed my parents!

http://i29.tinypic.com/2z6xzeq.jpg

BALE BATMAN: Please, don´t even get me started on THAT one...
Bwahahahahahahahahahahahaha

http://i382.photobucket.com/albums/oo261/8-2-B-4-9-5/desktopnewfrontier79852xl7.jpg
SUPERMAN: "Sabotage my film franchise will you?!"
BATMAN: "Come on Clark, I was just kidding when I said you having a bastard child you can never truly take care of was a good idea!"

[Ibn]

http://i25.tinypic.com/2dakqs1.jpg

Question.......

http://i25.tinypic.com/2we07ex.jpg

What's up?

http://i32.tinypic.com/2zflwrs.jpg

Why ya got such a hard on for Batman. I mean.........

http://i29.tinypic.com/2ccp3e1.jpg

What's he got that you don't?

http://i25.tinypic.com/2dakqs1.jpg

http://i25.tinypic.com/2we07ex.jpg

Welp, alot of things really but it's probably mostly the mask and cape.

http://i29.tinypic.com/2ccp3e1.jpg

Ya know, Brian Douglas' mask and cape should still be in the back.

http://i25.tinypic.com/2dakqs1.jpg

http://i25.tinypic.com/2dvv3wj.jpg

Wanna kill some time, stud?

http://i28.tinypic.com/5ajq01.jpg

[VenomVsSpidey]

Question.......



What's up?



Why ya got such a hard on for Batman. I mean.........



What's he got that you don't?





Welp, alot of things really but it's probably mostly the mask and cape.



Ya know, Brian Douglas' mask and cape should still be in the back.





Wanna kill some time, stud?




:lmao: :lmao::lmao::lmao::lmao:

[Panthro]

http://i25.tinypic.com/2dakqs1.jpg

Question.......

http://i25.tinypic.com/2we07ex.jpg

What's up?

http://i32.tinypic.com/2zflwrs.jpg

Why ya got such a hard on for Batman. I mean.........

http://i29.tinypic.com/2ccp3e1.jpg

What's he got that you don't?

http://i25.tinypic.com/2dakqs1.jpg

http://i25.tinypic.com/2we07ex.jpg

Welp, alot of things really but it's probably mostly the mask and cape.

http://i29.tinypic.com/2ccp3e1.jpg

Ya know, Brian Douglas' mask and cape should still be in the back.

http://i25.tinypic.com/2dakqs1.jpg

http://i25.tinypic.com/2dvv3wj.jpg

Wanna kill some time, stud?

http://i28.tinypic.com/5ajq01.jpg
Hehehehehe

[Panthro]

http://i382.photobucket.com/albums/oo261/8-2-B-4-9-5/HarveyDent.jpg
DENT: "And Knowing Is Half The Battle."

[Mr. Earle]

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v337/depot/joker3r.jpg

The Chechen: Aye Beet youw; twenteey dohlarrs dat youwl cowld naht shout yerself reight nouw.

Joker: ......




http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v337/depot/Jokerblam.jpg
I almost died laughing!

[ultimatefan]

Thanks Panthro! Great one too!

Love the "kill some time, stud" one!

[Panthro]

Thanks UF.

http://i382.photobucket.com/albums/oo261/8-2-B-4-9-5/Duncan_saves_the_day_by_JazylH.jpg
http://i382.photobucket.com/albums/oo261/8-2-B-4-9-5/CoffeeShot.jpg
BATMAN: "What the- are they ripping off the scene where Gordon saves me from the Joker in TDK?! Those fiends! I'll have their asses for this!"
SUPERMAN: "I don't know Bruce, that's a fairly generic action pose there, anyone could do that without being accused of ripping off someone else's film."

[kedrell]

http://i382.photobucket.com/albums/oo261/8-2-B-4-9-5/aaaaawz4.jpg
These pretzels are makin' me thirsty!!!

[batman11]

http://i382.photobucket.com/albums/oo261/8-2-B-4-9-5/aaaaawz4.jpg
These pretzels are makin' me thirsty!!!

:lmao:

[CelticPredator]

I almost died laughing!

Thank freaking christ SOMEONE found it funny. :o

:hehe:

[ultimatefan]

Love the fan art one and the Seinfeld reference.

[ultimatefan]

http://i29.tinypic.com/10ekncw.jpg

Well, let me see...

http://i27.tinypic.com/2e55y6a.jpg

Who else won a major league Oscar for this franchise?

http://i29.tinypic.com/nb9nbp.jpg

Don´t push it...

http://i25.tinypic.com/2lsjmdi.jpg

Oh that´s right! It was me!! Me and no one else!!

http://i32.tinypic.com/2j2dh6p.jpg

C´mon, at least I got close to a nomination with movies like American Psycho, The Machinist and Rescue Dawn!

http://i158.photobucket.com/albums/t92/cartoonbuster1/Batman-4.jpg

I won mine! Well, after I left the franchise... And resurrected my career...

http://i150.photobucket.com/albums/s110/ssuuuper/joker.jpg

I got a Golden Globe nomination for this. Not to mention the tons of accolades I got before and after...

http://i32.tinypic.com/15qrci1.jpg

You can all go f*** yourselves!!

[Panthro]

http://i29.tinypic.com/10ekncw.jpg

Well, let me see...

http://i27.tinypic.com/2e55y6a.jpg

Who else won a major league Oscar for this franchise?

http://i29.tinypic.com/nb9nbp.jpg

Don´t push it...

http://i25.tinypic.com/2lsjmdi.jpg

Oh that´s right! It was me!! Me and no one else!!

http://i32.tinypic.com/2j2dh6p.jpg

C´mon, at least I got close to a nomination with movies like American Psycho, The Machinist and Rescue Dawn!

http://i158.photobucket.com/albums/t92/cartoonbuster1/Batman-4.jpg

I won mine! Well, after I left the franchise... And resurrected my career...

http://i150.photobucket.com/albums/s110/ssuuuper/joker.jpg

I got a Golden Globe nomination for this. Not to mention the tons of accolades I got before and after...

http://i32.tinypic.com/15qrci1.jpg

You can all go f*** yourselves!!
Hehehehehehehehe

[ultimatefan]

^Thanks!

[Panthro]

http://i382.photobucket.com/albums/oo261/8-2-B-4-9-5/CoffeeShot.jpg
SUPERMAN: "So Bruce, how come Dazzler and Colossus never get to be main characters in the X-Men cartoons while Kitty Pryde and Rogue get to be in 2 or 3?"
BATMAN: "Probably goes back to how after the Soviet Union fell Colossus kind of lost his footing, and Dazzler, well, I guess she just hasn't slept with the right executives."

[ultimatefan]

hehehehehehe

[Ibn]

http://i29.tinypic.com/2r639j9.jpg

http://i27.tinypic.com/21oq881.jpg

http://i25.tinypic.com/2igj3hd.jpg

Jesus. Could you slow down a little? Before you kill somebody?

http://i27.tinypic.com/21oq881.jpg

God, you're high and mighty. And such a ****in hypocrite. You blew up a monastery full of ninjas, blew up some random cars in an attempt to show off your new "bat pod", Let Ra's al Ghul die, Killed Harvey De-

http://i30.tinypic.com/2rrtnra.jpg

Enough. I'm not responsible for any of those deaths. Especially the last one. The fall killed Dent.

http://i27.tinypic.com/21oq881.jpg

Right. And I didn't kill the Joker, the gargoyle did.

http://i25.tinypic.com/2igj3hd.jpg

Whatever. YOU are completely out of your ****in gourd. YOU blew up a chemical factory full of the Joker's goons, Threw a guy into a sewer and blew him up, and threw a guy down a bell tower. THEN, ya threw the Joker off of the bell tower. Then you sent the Penguin to a watery hell. Then gave Two Face the same treatment.

[kedrell]

^
http://i27.tinypic.com/21oq881.jpg
That last one wasn't me. Just some pretty boy who thought he was me.

[Ibn]

(cont.)

http://i30.tinypic.com/33xdgy0.jpg


http://i30.tinypic.com/2rrtnra.jpg

Whoa! What the hell are you doing?!

http://i32.tinypic.com/20i70gz.jpg

http://i31.tinypic.com/mwd1t2.jpg

YOU GOT ME ****ED THE **** UP MOTHER****ER!!

http://i30.tinypic.com/2rrtnra.jpg

WHA..........

http://i32.tinypic.com/2ryrsao.jpg

Oh ****. That was Schumacher's......

http://i26.tinypic.com/9v8t92.jpg

You better ****in prepare yourself! It's gonna be a BUMPY RIDE FROM HERE ON OUT!

http://i30.tinypic.com/2rrtnra.jpg

You're ****in insane.

http://i31.tinypic.com/6dzns4.jpg

http://i30.tinypic.com/2rrtnra.jpg

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!

[ultimatefan]

^heheheheehehehehehehee

[ultimatefan]

edit double

[ultimatefan]

http://i29.tinypic.com/2r639j9.jpg
But you know what the funniest thing about Europe is? It’s the little differences. A lotta the same **** we got here, they got there, but there they’re a little different.

http://i27.tinypic.com/21oq881.jpg
Example ?

http://i29.tinypic.com/2r639j9.jpg
Alright, when you go into a movie theatre in Amsterdam, you can buy beer. And I don’t mean in a paper cup either. They give you a glass of beer. And in Paris, you can buy beer at MacDonald’s. And you know what they call a Quarter Pounder with Cheese in Paris?

http://i27.tinypic.com/21oq881.jpg
They don’t call it a Quarter Pounder with Cheese?

http://i29.tinypic.com/2r639j9.jpg
No, they got the metric system there, they wouldn’t know what the **** a Quarter Pounder is.

http://i27.tinypic.com/21oq881.jpg
What’d they call it?

http://i29.tinypic.com/2r639j9.jpg
They call it Royale with Cheese.

http://i27.tinypic.com/21oq881.jpg
Royale with Cheese. What’d they call a Big Mac?

http://i29.tinypic.com/2r639j9.jpg
Big Mac’s a Big Mac, but they call it Le Big Mac.

http://i27.tinypic.com/21oq881.jpg
Le big Mac ! Ahhaha, what do they call a Whopper?

[ultimatefan]

http://i29.tinypic.com/2r639j9.jpg
I dunno, I didn’t go into a Burger King.

[Ibn]

I'm completely obsessed with this thread now:csad:

[ultimatefan]

^I know how you feel, it´s addictive...

[Ibn]

^I know how you feel, it´s addictive...


Dammit!! WTF movie is that from?!? It's killin me!!

[DX]

Dammit!! WTF movie is that from?!? It's killin me!!
Pulp Fiction. :up:

[Panthro]

All the Bale/Keaton arguments are genius.

[Two-Face]

http://i29.tinypic.com/2r639j9.jpg
But you know what the funniest thing about Europe is? It’s the little differences. A lotta the same **** we got here, they got there, but there they’re a little different.

http://i27.tinypic.com/21oq881.jpg
Example ?

http://i29.tinypic.com/2r639j9.jpg
Alright, when you go into a movie theatre in Amsterdam, you can buy beer. And I don’t mean in a paper cup either. They give you a glass of beer. And in Paris, you can buy beer at MacDonald’s. And you know what they call a Quarter Pounder with Cheese in Paris?

http://i27.tinypic.com/21oq881.jpg
They don’t call it a Quarter Pounder with Cheese?

http://i29.tinypic.com/2r639j9.jpg
No, they got the metric system there, they wouldn’t know what the **** a Quarter Pounder is.

http://i27.tinypic.com/21oq881.jpg
What’d they call it?

http://i29.tinypic.com/2r639j9.jpg
They call it Royale with Cheese.

http://i27.tinypic.com/21oq881.jpg
Royale with Cheese. What’d they call a Big Mac?

http://i29.tinypic.com/2r639j9.jpg
Big Mac’s a Big Mac, but they call it Le Big Mac.

http://i27.tinypic.com/21oq881.jpg
Le big Mac ! Ahhaha, what do they call a Whopper?


Pulp Fiction! haha!

[Ibn]

All the Bale/Keaton arguments are genius.

Gettin kinda lonely in here tho:csad: Just you Ultimatefan and me puttin in work. Where's everybody else?

[kedrell]

^Busy talkin about SDCC'09. Most likely. Great stuff fellas.

[Panthro]

I'd say Ked's assessment is correct.

http://i382.photobucket.com/albums/oo261/8-2-B-4-9-5/01BatmanJokerbeat_up325.jpg
BATMAN: "Stop bashing Joel Schumacher! Even I'm sick & tired of it at this point!"

http://i382.photobucket.com/albums/oo261/8-2-B-4-9-5/01BatmanJokerwoop_ass723.jpg
BATMAN: "From now on you're on a steady diet of knuckle sandwiches!"


http://i382.photobucket.com/albums/oo261/8-2-B-4-9-5/01DancingBatmanbatusi.jpg
WEST-BATMAN: "Oh man I am so high right now..."

[ultimatefan]

Thanks Panthro, Two-Face! Great stuff too Panthro!

[ultimatefan]

http://i382.photobucket.com/albums/oo261/8-2-B-4-9-5/01BatmanJokerbeat_up325.jpg


http://i382.photobucket.com/albums/oo261/8-2-B-4-9-5/01BatmanJokerwoop_ass723.jpg
BATMAN: Hey, I got exactly what I wanted for The Dark Knight´s first anniversary! Get to kick your ass some more!!

[ultimatefan]

http://i382.photobucket.com/albums/oo261/8-2-B-4-9-5/01DancingBatmanbatusi.jpg
WEST-BATMAN: Hey, you´d act a little crazy too if you had just touched Yvonne Craig´s boob!

[kedrell]

http://i382.photobucket.com/albums/oo261/8-2-B-4-9-5/01DancingBatmanbatusi.jpg
WEST-BATMAN: "Let's play peek-a-boo, West style!"

[Panthro]

http://i382.photobucket.com/albums/oo261/8-2-B-4-9-5/01DancingBatmanbatusi.jpg
WEST-BATMAN: Hey, you´d act a little crazy too if you had just touched Yvonne Craig´s boob!
Yvonne Craig = yummy. :grin:

[Panthro]

http://i382.photobucket.com/albums/oo261/8-2-B-4-9-5/01BatmanJokerbeat_up325.jpg


http://i382.photobucket.com/albums/oo261/8-2-B-4-9-5/01BatmanJokerwoop_ass723.jpg
BATMAN: Hey, I got exactly what I wanted for The Dark Knight´s first anniversary! Get to kick your ass some more!!
:hehe::hehe::hehe::hehe:

[Panthro]

http://i382.photobucket.com/albums/oo261/8-2-B-4-9-5/01DancingBatmanbatusi.jpg
WEST-BATMAN: "Let's play peek-a-boo, West style!"
Hehehehehe

[Ibn]

http://i31.tinypic.com/2qk5opd.jpg

http://i32.tinypic.com/2eeeu89.jpg

http://i32.tinypic.com/rbjlaw.jpg

http://i32.tinypic.com/2eeeu89.jpg

What's wrong kid?

http://i27.tinypic.com/nqcns9.jpg

What's with the goofy grin?

http://i28.tinypic.com/ykwg9.jpg

Wellll....... ya see, that's what the Joker does. He smiles. And laughs and jokes. Along with the unconscious manslaughter and gung-ho genocide.
I guess you wouldn't know that though. You smiled like, what, 3 times in your flick? You should lighten up. I mean why so serious?

http://i27.tinypic.com/nqcns9.jpg

Well, I was just a different take on the charac-

http://i28.tinypic.com/2vj1ykk.jpg

Yeah yeah, that's great. I've heard that one........ time and time again. Look, kid, with all due respect - and it is due - you had the sense of humor of an AIDS patient. I'm sorry kid, but bein all maudlin and ma cob ain't all there is to the Joker. It happens to include gimmicks. It includes humor. It includes spontanaet-

http://i27.tinypic.com/2rfcz9y.jpg

PULL MY FINGER!!!

http://i28.tinypic.com/intztd.jpg

GOD DAMMIT KID YOU'VE GOT IT NOW!! YOU ARE OFFICIALLY MY NEW BFF!!

[kedrell]

http://i32.tinypic.com/13z1ieh.jpg
Fan Girl: "So, I guess we won't be counting on you attending this year's Con, seeing as you haven't even decided if you're going to make another movie, right? Ah well, I kinda had a thing for bats but I guess I'll just need to get me some hard iron this time around."

http://i30.tinypic.com/2rrtnra.jpg
Bale: "Nolan, were the **** are you?!! It's been a year already, why aren't we hip-deep in making a sequel?!! You got any idea how much fan-babe ****y I'm missing out on!!"

[ultimatefan]

Thanks Panthro! Great stuff, Ked!

[ultimatefan]

http://i31.tinypic.com/6dzns4.jpg

http://i30.tinypic.com/2rrtnra.jpg
God, I love this job!

http://i27.tinypic.com/21oq881.jpg
I´m too old for this s***!

[ultimatefan]

http://i28.tinypic.com/2vj1ykk.jpg
Why didn´t you smile more in your movie, kid?

http://i27.tinypic.com/2rfcz9y.jpg
Well, it´s easy to smile when IT´S FIXATED WITH MAKE-UP ON YOUR FACE! I´m a maniac, I´m supposed to have ups and downs in my humor!! When I´m angry, I´m supposed to be the angriest beast in the world!! I´M NOT SUPPOSED TO SMILE ALL THE GODDAMN TIME!!

http://i28.tinypic.com/2vj1ykk.jpg
Huh, well, it was a homage to the movie The Man Who Laughs, which inspired my creat..

http://i27.tinypic.com/2rfcz9y.jpg
Oh yeah, the smile on that guy was CARVED WITH KNIVES ON HIS FACE!! LIKE MINE!!

http://i28.tinypic.com/intztd.jpg
Damn kid, I still wanna fry your guts, but I gotta respect a man who knows his s***...

[Ibn]

http://i25.tinypic.com/mhg22o.jpg

Ya ready kid?

http://i31.tinypic.com/ft6wh.jpg

...............Think so.

http://i28.tinypic.com/intztd.jpg

C'mon, I told ya you gotta lighten up.

http://i31.tinypic.com/ft6wh.jpg

........Kay.

http://i26.tinypic.com/30adxz6.jpg

http://i30.tinypic.com/24dhp2s.jpg

M-I-C, K-E-Y, M-O-U-S-E!!

http://i25.tinypic.com/10nthmf.jpg

YAY!!!!, YAY!!!!!!, YA-

http://i32.tinypic.com/2qs9wfr.jpg

[kedrell]

Hehehehehe, good stuff guys.

[ultimatefan]

^Can´t get enough of these "battle of the Jokers" runs.

[VenomVsSpidey]

^Can´t get enough of these "battle of the Jokers" runs.


I Concur. esp. the one by IBN. :lmao:

[Ibn]

I Concur. esp. the one by IBN. :lmao:

Don't encourage me. I truly am obsessed.:csad:

[VenomVsSpidey]

Don't encourage me. I truly am obsessed.:csad:

we all are:hehe::brucebat::hoboj::ikyn

[ultimatefan]

http://i382.photobucket.com/albums/oo261/8-2-B-4-9-5/01BatmanJokerwoop_ass723.jpg
BATMAN: My next film starts shooting next year, says Gary Oldman! I´m deliriously happy!!
JOKER: Then why are you beating the s*** outta me?!?
BATMAN: Didn´t I just answer that question?!?

[Panthro]

http://i31.tinypic.com/2qk5opd.jpg

http://i32.tinypic.com/2eeeu89.jpg

http://i32.tinypic.com/rbjlaw.jpg

http://i32.tinypic.com/2eeeu89.jpg

What's wrong kid?

http://i27.tinypic.com/nqcns9.jpg

What's with the goofy grin?

http://i28.tinypic.com/ykwg9.jpg

Wellll....... ya see, that's what the Joker does. He smiles. And laughs and jokes. Along with the unconscious manslaughter and gung-ho genocide.
I guess you wouldn't know that though. You smiled like, what, 3 times in your flick? You should lighten up. I mean why so serious?

http://i27.tinypic.com/nqcns9.jpg

Well, I was just a different take on the charac-

http://i28.tinypic.com/2vj1ykk.jpg

Yeah yeah, that's great. I've heard that one........ time and time again. Look, kid, with all due respect - and it is due - you had the sense of humor of an AIDS patient. I'm sorry kid, but bein all maudlin and ma cob ain't all there is to the Joker. It happens to include gimmicks. It includes humor. It includes spontanaet-

http://i27.tinypic.com/2rfcz9y.jpg

PULL MY FINGER!!!

http://i28.tinypic.com/intztd.jpg

GOD DAMMIT KID YOU'VE GOT IT NOW!! YOU ARE OFFICIALLY MY NEW BFF!!
This is pure brilliance. I salute you!

[Panthro]

http://i28.tinypic.com/2vj1ykk.jpg
Why didn´t you smile more in your movie, kid?

http://i27.tinypic.com/2rfcz9y.jpg
Well, it´s easy to smile when IT´S FIXATED WITH MAKE-UP ON YOUR FACE! I´m a maniac, I´m supposed to have ups and downs in my humor!! When I´m angry, I´m supposed to be the angriest beast in the world!! I´M NOT SUPPOSED TO SMILE ALL THE GODDAMN TIME!!

http://i28.tinypic.com/2vj1ykk.jpg
Huh, well, it was a homage to the movie The Man Who Laughs, which inspired my creat..

http://i27.tinypic.com/2rfcz9y.jpg
Oh yeah, the smile on that guy was CARVED WITH KNIVES ON HIS FACE!! LIKE MINE!!

http://i28.tinypic.com/intztd.jpg
Damn kid, I still wanna fry your guts, but I gotta respect a man who knows his s***...
That's also sheer brilliance.

[Panthro]

http://i25.tinypic.com/mhg22o.jpg

Ya ready kid?

http://i31.tinypic.com/ft6wh.jpg

...............Think so.

http://i28.tinypic.com/intztd.jpg

C'mon, I told ya you gotta lighten up.

http://i31.tinypic.com/ft6wh.jpg

........Kay.

http://i26.tinypic.com/30adxz6.jpg

http://i30.tinypic.com/24dhp2s.jpg

M-I-C, K-E-Y, M-O-U-S-E!!

http://i25.tinypic.com/10nthmf.jpg

YAY!!!!, YAY!!!!!!, YA-

http://i32.tinypic.com/2qs9wfr.jpg
Still genius.

[Panthro]

http://i29.tinypic.com/2r639j9.jpg
BALE: "No good I can't manuever!"

http://i27.tinypic.com/21oq881.jpg
KEATON: "Stay on target."

http://i29.tinypic.com/2r639j9.jpg
BALE: "We're too close!"

http://i27.tinypic.com/21oq881.jpg
KEATON: "Stay on target!"



http://i29.tinypic.com/2r639j9.jpg
BALE: "Watch yourself Keaton, increase speed full throttle!"

http://i27.tinypic.com/21oq881.jpg
KEATON: "What about that tower?"

http://i29.tinypic.com/2r639j9.jpg
BALE: "You worry about those fighters, I'll worry about the tower!"

[protocida]

http://i31.tinypic.com/2qk5opd.jpg
But you know what the funniest thing about Europe is? It’s the little differences. A lotta the same **** we got here, they got there, but there they’re a little different.

http://i32.tinypic.com/2eeeu89.jpg
Example?

http://i31.tinypic.com/2qk5opd.jpg
Alright, when you go into a movie theatre in Amsterdam, you can buy beer. And I don’t mean in a paper cup either. They give you a glass of beer. And in Paris, you can buy beer at MacDonald’s. And you know what they call a Quarter Pounder with Cheese in Paris?


http://i32.tinypic.com/2eeeu89.jpg
They don’t call it a Quarter Pounder with Cheese?

http://i27.tinypic.com/nqcns9.jpg
No, they got the metric system there, they wouldn’t know what the **** a Quarter Pounder is.

http://i32.tinypic.com/2eeeu89.jpg
What’d they call it?

http://i27.tinypic.com/nqcns9.jpg
They call it Royale with Cheese.


http://i28.tinypic.com/ykwg9.jpg
Royale with Cheese. What’d they call a Big Mac?


http://i27.tinypic.com/nqcns9.jpg
Big Mac’s a Big Mac, but they call it Le Big Mac.

http://i28.tinypic.com/intztd.jpg
Le big Mac ! Ahhaha, what do they call a Whopper?

[protocida]

http://i31.tinypic.com/2qk5opd.jpg
I dunno, I didn't go into a Burger King.

[Panthro]

Hehe, more "Bat Fiction". :hehe:

[Mr. Earle]

http://i29.tinypic.com/2r639j9.jpg

http://i27.tinypic.com/21oq881.jpg

http://i25.tinypic.com/2igj3hd.jpg

Jesus. Could you slow down a little? Before you kill somebody?

http://i27.tinypic.com/21oq881.jpg

God, you're high and mighty. And such a ****in hypocrite. You blew up a monastery full of ninjas, blew up some random cars in an attempt to show off your new "bat pod", Let Ra's al Ghul die, Killed Harvey De-

http://i30.tinypic.com/2rrtnra.jpg

Enough. I'm not responsible for any of those deaths. Especially the last one. The fall killed Dent.

http://i27.tinypic.com/21oq881.jpg

Right. And I didn't kill the Joker, the gargoyle did.

http://i25.tinypic.com/2igj3hd.jpg

Whatever. YOU are completely out of your ****in gourd. YOU blew up a chemical factory full of the Joker's goons, Threw a guy into a sewer and blew him up, and threw a guy down a bell tower. THEN, ya threw the Joker off of the bell tower. Then you sent the Penguin to a watery hell. Then gave Two Face the same treatment.
-"The fall killed Dent"
-"Right. And I didn't kill the Joker, the gargoyle did."
LOOOOOOOOL
So funny because its true!!! Nolan is such a hypocrite!

[Panthro]

http://i31.tinypic.com/2qk5opd.jpg
JOKER: "Batman 3 starts shooting next year. It's all part of the plan."

Sorry, that sucked.

[Secret Fawful]

http://i25.tinypic.com/mhg22o.jpg
"Did ya hear, giggles? They're replacing you for Batman 3. Not so high and mighty are ya now, you son of a *****. You've been brought down to MY level."
http://i32.tinypic.com/rbjlaw.jpg
"Replace me? Ha ha ha. And I thought MY jokes were bad. Just who could replace...ME. I mean really? Just WHO has the BALLS to do this role... LIKE ME?"
http://comingsoon.net/nextraimages/sdccgallerysample7.jpg
http://i27.tinypic.com/nqcns9.jpg

[kedrell]

^hehehehehehehehe, now that one really made me laugh.

[scatterax]

http://i25.tinypic.com/mhg22o.jpg
"Did ya hear, giggles? They're replacing you for Batman 3. Not so high and mighty are ya now, you son of a *****. You've been brought down to MY level."
http://i32.tinypic.com/rbjlaw.jpg
"Replace me? Ha ha ha. And I thought MY jokes were bad. Just who could replace...ME. I mean really? Just WHO has the BALLS to do this role... LIKE ME?"
http://comingsoon.net/nextraimages/sdccgallerysample7.jpg
http://i27.tinypic.com/nqcns9.jpg

^hehehehehehehehe, now that one really made me laugh.

me too. the expressions really made it funny for me. normally i just smile at these but this 1 was really good. hope he doesn't get replaced tho.

[Ibn]

http://i31.tinypic.com/2qk5opd.jpg
JOKER: "Batman 3 starts shooting next year. It's all part of the plan."

Sorry, that sucked.

No my friend. That last line made this **** hilarious. Great unintentional job!

[Ibn]

^hehehehehehehehe, now that one really made me laugh.


Heh. Me too.

[Nightmare]

Love this thread. Keep um up!

[Mr. Earle]

http://i25.tinypic.com/mhg22o.jpg
"Did ya hear, giggles? They're replacing you for Batman 3. Not so high and mighty are ya now, you son of a *****. You've been brought down to MY level."
http://i32.tinypic.com/rbjlaw.jpg
"Replace me? Ha ha ha. And I thought MY jokes were bad. Just who could replace...ME. I mean really? Just WHO has the BALLS to do this role... LIKE ME?"
http://comingsoon.net/nextraimages/sdccgallerysample7.jpg
http://i27.tinypic.com/nqcns9.jpg
Now that i think of it... RDJ could do a great Joker, not Nolan's though, cause he is totally different to Heath in everything, voice, face and body appearence, age....

[Panthro]

No my friend. That last line made this **** hilarious. Great unintentional job!
Thanks.

[Panthro]

http://i25.tinypic.com/mhg22o.jpg
"Did ya hear, giggles? They're replacing you for Batman 3. Not so high and mighty are ya now, you son of a *****. You've been brought down to MY level."
http://i32.tinypic.com/rbjlaw.jpg
"Replace me? Ha ha ha. And I thought MY jokes were bad. Just who could replace...ME. I mean really? Just WHO has the BALLS to do this role... LIKE ME?"
http://comingsoon.net/nextraimages/sdccgallerysample7.jpg
http://i27.tinypic.com/nqcns9.jpg
:hehe::hehe::hehe::hehe:

[Panthro]

http://i25.tinypic.com/mhg22o.jpg
"Did ya hear, giggles? They're replacing you for Batman 3. Not so high and mighty are ya now, you son of a *****. You've been brought down to MY level."
http://i32.tinypic.com/rbjlaw.jpg
"Replace me? Ha ha ha. And I thought MY jokes were bad. Just who could replace...ME. I mean really? Just WHO has the BALLS to do this role... LIKE ME?"
http://comingsoon.net/nextraimages/sdccgallerysample7.jpg
http://i27.tinypic.com/nqcns9.jpg
:hehe::hehe::hehe::hehe:

[Panthro]

http://i27.tinypic.com/nqcns9.jpg

JOKER: "Harley Quinn? Who is this Harley Quinn that you speak of?"

[Ibn]

http://i31.tinypic.com/2jc64ax.jpg

Take it

http://i31.tinypic.com/2afzvqr.jpg

http://i30.tinypic.com/ns9on.jpg

Do it.

http://i32.tinypic.com/35i6qme.jpg

DAMMIT!! WE'VE BEEN THROUGH THIS BEFORE!!!

http://i30.tinypic.com/ns9on.jpg

Things change.

http://i30.tinypic.com/2sagwph.jpg

http://i30.tinypic.com/ns9on.jpg

Hurry up, while his back is turned.

http://i25.tinypic.com/eraqmf.jpg

http://i31.tinypic.com/2afzvqr.jpg

http://i30.tinypic.com/ns9on.jpg

Well?!!

[Gallagher]

http://i27.tinypic.com/21oq881.jpg

BatKeaton: So I heard the Iron Man II Comic Con trailer got leaked.

http://i30.tinypic.com/2rrtnra.jpg

BatBale: WHERE!?

[Ibn]

http://i28.tinypic.com/2gy0mfn.jpg

YOU CAN'T ****IN MAKE ME!!!

http://i32.tinypic.com/2j2w36h.jpg

Heh! I knew you were a puss.

http://i25.tinypic.com/2h80myd.jpg

I'M NOT A ****ING PUSS!!! ............... FINE I'LL SHOW YOU!!!!

http://i28.tinypic.com/eung55.jpg

I'm gonna ****in do it!!! I'm gonna, I'm gonna.........

http://i28.tinypic.com/npf9j6.jpg

http://i26.tinypic.com/2nw3b4l.jpg

................. Got dammit.

http://i32.tinypic.com/dwro1j.jpg

Eh? What's going on?

http://i30.tinypic.com/ns9on.jpg

Pippie Longstockings just ran off with his cape between his legs when I told him to kill you.

http://i32.tinypic.com/dwro1j.jpg

But that's his code! He doesn't kill. Batman doesn't ki-

http://i30.tinypic.com/s5eidl.jpg

Heh............... Things change!!!!!

[VenomVsSpidey]

:lmao:

these are great!!

[VenomVsSpidey]

:lmao:

these are great!!

[Panthro]

The dueling Batman ones are hilarious. :hehe::hehe::hehe::hehe:

[Ibn]

http://i26.tinypic.com/2nq48bb.jpg

Look, kid. Me and the guys were talking and.........

http://i25.tinypic.com/2m4uo78.jpg

Don't you ****in go there...............

http://i26.tinypic.com/2nq48bb.jpg

And we're all kinda worried that...........

http://i29.tinypic.com/xaxwgp.jpg

I swear to god Bruce....................

http://i26.tinypic.com/2nq48bb.jpg

You have an eating disorder.

http://i28.tinypic.com/20htrhg.jpg

GOT ****IN DAMMIT!! OF ALL THE PEOPLE, YOU?!?! IT'S THE SUIT MAN!!! THE NECK ISN'T TEH PUFFY ANYMORE, SO I LOOK THINNER!!!

*up pops intercom*

http://i28.tinypic.com/qq1z02.jpg

Kid seriously, we're worried.

http://i27.tinypic.com/wakrc4.jpg

Yeah! Hoorah! We just want to help! B-A-T, M-A-N, GOOOOOOOOOO BATMAN!!!

http://i28.tinypic.com/20htrhg.jpg

Look **** all of you aright!! What being thin isn't "Batman" enough?!!? Wha, wha, wha, you want me to put my goodies on display for everybody?? Or maybe you want me to dye my hair blonde?? Or maybe I should chop my legs in half so I could be like old halfpint here?? Let me out! LET ME THE **** OUT NOW!!!

http://i29.tinypic.com/qp2hhw.jpg

*runs heartbroken into the night - weeping*

[protocida]

http://i30.tinypic.com/ns9on.jpg
Hey, Bale. Remember when I told you I was going to kill you last?

http://i28.tinypic.com/2gy0mfn.jpg
Y-Yeah, Keaton... You DID said that!

http://i32.tinypic.com/2j2w36h.jpg
I lied.

http://i31.tinypic.com/2jc64ax.jpg

http://i28.tinypic.com/20htrhg.jpg

[protocida]

http://i30.tinypic.com/s5eidl.jpg
What did you say about my momma?

[protocida]

http://i29.tinypic.com/2r639j9.jpg
What country are you from?

http://i27.tinypic.com/nqcns9.jpg
What?

http://i29.tinypic.com/2r639j9.jpg
"What" ain't no country I've ever heard of. Do they speak english in What?

http://i27.tinypic.com/nqcns9.jpg
What?

http://i30.tinypic.com/2rrtnra.jpg
ENGLISH, MOTHER****ER! DO YOU SPEAK IT?

http://i27.tinypic.com/nqcns9.jpg
W-What?

http://i30.tinypic.com/2rrtnra.jpg
SAY "WHAT" ONE MORE TIME, MOTHER****ER! I DARE YOU! I TRIPLE ****ING DARE YOU!

[VenomVsSpidey]

http://i29.tinypic.com/2r639j9.jpg
What country are you from?

http://i27.tinypic.com/nqcns9.jpg
What?

http://i29.tinypic.com/2r639j9.jpg
"What" ain't no country I've ever heard of. Do they speak english in What?

http://i27.tinypic.com/nqcns9.jpg
What?

http://i30.tinypic.com/2rrtnra.jpg
ENGLISH, MOTHER****ER! DO YOU SPEAK IT?

http://i27.tinypic.com/nqcns9.jpg
W-What?

http://i30.tinypic.com/2rrtnra.jpg
SAY "WHAT" ONE MORE TIME, MOTHER****ER! I DARE YOU! I TRIPLE ****ING DARE YOU!


*GULPS*

....what??? :hehe:

[Fenrir]

http://i26.tinypic.com/2zjlyky.jpg
Keaton:...

http://i28.tinypic.com/mw9jki.jpg

*Looks at Keaton*

http://i26.tinypic.com/av78g.jpg
Bale: Chris, you'll never guess who I saw kick shorty's ass yesterday...f**kin' Ray Charles in a leather jacket, man. I nearly died laughing. See? I told you putting that midget in the suit was a terrible idea. Now even that geeky gimp Burton looks bigger and more imposing than he does with 80 pounds of sculpted muscle.

http://i32.tinypic.com/wi91rd.jpg

Burton & Keaton: Very funny.

[Fenrir]

http://i25.tinypic.com/2lxcjnc.jpg

http://i30.tinypic.com/wl9h11.gif

[Ibn]

http://i29.tinypic.com/2r639j9.jpg
What country are you from?

http://i27.tinypic.com/nqcns9.jpg
What?

http://i29.tinypic.com/2r639j9.jpg
"What" ain't no country I've ever heard of. Do they speak english in What?

http://i27.tinypic.com/nqcns9.jpg
What?

http://i30.tinypic.com/2rrtnra.jpg
ENGLISH, MOTHER****ER! DO YOU SPEAK IT?

http://i27.tinypic.com/nqcns9.jpg
W-What?

http://i30.tinypic.com/2rrtnra.jpg
SAY "WHAT" ONE MORE TIME, MOTHER****ER! I DARE YOU! I TRIPLE ****ING DARE YOU!

:woot: Say "what" again!

[why_so_serious?]

http://i27.tinypic.com/nqcns9.jpgp
Joker: While were in the kitchen you want some flapjacks?
http://i25.tinypic.com/mhg22o.jpg
Jack: I'm more of a french toast kind of guy.
http://i32.tinypic.com/rbjlaw.jpg

[Ibn]

http://i27.tinypic.com/nqcns9.jpgp
Joker: While were in the kitchen you want some flapjacks?
http://i25.tinypic.com/mhg22o.jpg
Jack: I'm more of a french toast kind of guy.
http://i32.tinypic.com/rbjlaw.jpg

:word:

[Secret Fawful]

http://i26.tinypic.com/2nq48bb.jpg
You know, the Joker. He's pretty good at practical jokes right.
http://i25.tinypic.com/2m4uo78.jpg
Yeah, so?
http://i26.tinypic.com/2nq48bb.jpg
I just think it would be interesting if somebody could beat his record. By I don't know; pranking the Batman. I mean the Joker could do it and do it brilliantly.
http://i25.tinypic.com/2m4uo78.jpg
Wait wait wait. What are you saying?
http://i26.tinypic.com/2nq48bb.jpg
Nothing. I mean I doubt there's anybody brilliant enough to pull a prank like the Joker would if he was here.
http://i25.tinypic.com/2m4uo78.jpg
If somebody were to say, try to pull this prank on me, just when would they go about it, then would you say?
http://i26.tinypic.com/2nq48bb.jpg
Oh, probably as soon as possible, if he was brilliant enough.
http://i25.tinypic.com/2m4uo78.jpg
...
http://i26.tinypic.com/2nq48bb.jpg
...
http://i25.tinypic.com/2m4uo78.jpg
Well there's no way anybody could get me even if they wanted to. No way. I'm unprankable.

Continued next post....

[Secret Fawful]

http://i26.tinypic.com/2nq48bb.jpg
Oh, of course. Naturally.
http://i25.tinypic.com/2m4uo78.jpg
...
http://i26.tinypic.com/2nq48bb.jpg
...
http://i28.tinypic.com/20htrhg.jpg
JUST DO IT TO ME NOW! GET IT OVER WITH! I CAN'T TAKE THE SUSPENSE!

[ultimatefan]

Great stuff all around guys! Ibn of course deserves a special mention.

[ultimatefan]

http://i32.tinypic.com/rbjlaw.jpg
PERMA-WHITE DEBATES?!!? F***ING PERMA-WHITE DEBATES?!!?

http://i19.photobucket.com/albums/b188/dnno1/MIBMindWipe.png

[ultimatefan]

http://i31.tinypic.com/2afzvqr.jpg
C´mon, shoot it up!! NOW!!

http://i31.tinypic.com/2jc64ax.jpg
I can´t, my arm is stuck!! Do you have any idea how much this suit and cape weight?!!?

[kedrell]

http://i31.tinypic.com/2afzvqr.jpg
Batman: "It shoots through schools."

[kedrell]

http://i31.tinypic.com/2afzvqr.jpg
Batman: "This stuff here'll make ya a goddamned sexual tyrannosaurus."

[Ibn]

Hell of a thread folks!!

[DX]

http://i27.tinypic.com/wakrc4.jpg

Batman: "This is why Superman works alone."

http://i32.tinypic.com/rbjlaw.jpg

Joker: "Uggggghhhh! Get this ****ing thing away from me!"

http://i19.photobucket.com/albums/b188/dnno1/MIBMindWipe.png

*neuralises*

Agent K: "You did not see George Clooney in a Batsuit with rubber nipples. Your franchise will recover and continue successfully."

Agent J: "Damn, K, why couldn't you neuralise me and make me forget about Men in Black II?"

[protocida]

Ibn, thanks for the great images. You rock, man! :applaud

Let's celebrate with more "Bat Fiction"!

http://i28.tinypic.com/2gy0mfn.jpg
What does Harvey Dent looks like?

http://i27.tinypic.com/nqcns9.jpg
What?

http://i28.tinypic.com/20htrhg.jpg
WHAT DOES HARVEY DENT ****ING LOOKS LIKE?

http://i27.tinypic.com/nqcns9.jpg
He's blonde...

http://i28.tinypic.com/2gy0mfn.jpg
Continue.

http://i27.tinypic.com/nqcns9.jpg
He's white...

http://i28.tinypic.com/2gy0mfn.jpg
Does he looks like a b*tch?

http://i27.tinypic.com/nqcns9.jpg
What?

http://i28.tinypic.com/20htrhg.jpg
DOES HE LOOKS LIKE A B*TCH?!

[Marx]

This thread is hilarious!





*subscribes*

[protocida]

http://i27.tinypic.com/nqcns9.jpg
N-NO!

http://i28.tinypic.com/20htrhg.jpg
THEN WHY ARE YOU TRYING TO **** HIM LIKE A B*TCH?

http://i27.tinypic.com/nqcns9.jpg
I'M N-NOT!

http://i28.tinypic.com/20htrhg.jpg
YES, YOU ARE, JOKER! YOU ARE TRYING TO **** HIM LIKE A B*TCH. AND MR. DENT DOESN'T LIKE TO BE ****ED BY ANYONE WHO'S NOT MRS. DENT!

[kedrell]

http://i31.tinypic.com/2afzvqr.jpg
Batman: "I know what you're thinking. 'Did he fire six shots or only five?' Well, to tell you the truth, in all this excitement I kind of lost track myself. But being as this is a .44 Magnum, the most powerful handgun in the world, and would blow your head clean off, you've got to ask yourself one question: Do I feel lucky? Well, do ya, punk?"

[VenomVsSpidey]

http://i27.tinypic.com/wakrc4.jpg

Batman: "This is why Superman works alone."

http://i32.tinypic.com/rbjlaw.jpg

Joker: "Uggggghhhh! Get this ****ing thing away from me!"

http://i19.photobucket.com/albums/b188/dnno1/MIBMindWipe.png

*neuralises*

Agent K: "You did not see George Clooney in a Batsuit with rubber nipples. Your franchise will recover and continue successfully."

Agent J: "Damn, K, why couldn't you neuralise me and make me forget about Men in Black II?"


:lmao: :lmao: :lmao: :lmao: :lmao:

[ultimatefan]

Great stuff all around guys, especially the "neuralize" one!

[ultimatefan]

http://i25.tinypic.com/2h80myd.jpg
How do I look with lenses?

http://i26.tinypic.com/2zjlyky.jpg
Not bad, not bad, it´-s a nice nod do the comics. But I think I´m more expressive THIS way...

http://i28.tinypic.com/20htrhg.jpg
HOW ABOUT LIKE THIS?!?

http://i32.tinypic.com/2j2w36h.jpg
Okay, NOW we´re talking...

[kedrell]

^hehehehehehe, good one. I always thought those glowing eyes looked a bit silly, if you ask me.

[kedrell]

http://i30.tinypic.com/124atza.jpg
How do I look?

http://i32.tinypic.com/2j2w36h.jpg
Like a hood ornament.

[kedrell]

http://i30.tinypic.com/124atza.jpg

http://i30.tinypic.com/29mrj7s.jpg

http://i30.tinypic.com/124atza.jpg

http://i30.tinypic.com/29mrj7s.jpg

http://i30.tinypic.com/124atza.jpg

http://i30.tinypic.com/29mrj7s.jpg

http://i28.tinypic.com/20htrhg.jpg
Stop copying me, dammit!!!!

[kedrell]

http://i25.tinypic.com/2h80myd.jpg

http://i27.tinypic.com/3479xjl.jpg

http://i28.tinypic.com/20htrhg.jpg
Oh, so now YOU want to get in on the act?!!!! Mother****er!! Well, here's one for ya: Michael Jackson wants his gloves back!!

[kedrell]

http://i25.tinypic.com/2h80myd.jpg

http://i29.tinypic.com/2drz87r.jpg

http://i27.tinypic.com/3479xjl.jpg

http://i26.tinypic.com/fdd1kk.jpg
I hope you know, I'm suing all you mother****ers.

[kedrell]

http://i25.tinypic.com/2h80myd.jpg
Yeah, but shouldn't Spidey be the one suing us(including you) since he's the first to use the opaque-eye thing in live action?

http://i26.tinypic.com/fdd1kk.jpg
Yeah, but he's poor and can't afford a court fight. While I have 10 high-priced lawyers.

http://i28.tinypic.com/20htrhg.jpg

[DX]

:lmao: :lmao: :lmao: :lmao: :lmao:
Thanks, man. Great stuff all around! :woot::up:

[Bim]

Oh man, awesome stuff guys, i cant stop laughing :hehe:

[Panthro]

Let me just say a big: :hehe::hehe::hehe::hehe::hehe::hehe::hehe:

To all the previous captions. Hopefully I'll think of something soon.

[Nightmare]

Beautiful! Bravo!!!

[why_so_serious?]

http://i27.tinypic.com/nqcns9.jpg
"We kill the Batman...."
http://i28.tinypic.com/2gy0mfn.jpg
"Wait hold on! How come I'm on a rooftop and your in a kitchen yet we can talk to each other like we are right next to each other?"
http://i27.tinypic.com/nqcns9.jpg
"Um, well..."
http://i28.tinypic.com/20htrhg.jpg
"I THINK WE JUST BROKE THE SPACE TIME CONTINUUM!"

[Ibn]

kedrell's killin it now.

[ultimatefan]

Love the space/time one.

[kedrell]

http://i32.tinypic.com/rbjlaw.jpg
Does somebody want a cookie? Well ok then, but you gotta open wide.

http://i28.tinypic.com/20htrhg.jpg

[Hound55]

http://i31.tinypic.com/2afzvqr.jpg
http://i32.tinypic.com/dwro1j.jpg
Oh... So its YOU. You think you've mastered your fears...
http://i26.tinypic.com/2zjlyky.jpg
Hm?
http://i32.tinypic.com/rbjlaw.jpg
Yeah? Well, you know what I heard...
http://i26.tinypic.com/2zjlyky.jpg
http://i27.tinypic.com/nqcns9.jpg
I heard Nolan's pulling out...
http://i25.tinypic.com/2h80myd.jpg
http://i32.tinypic.com/rbjlaw.jpg
But it's OK, because Schumacher's coming back... and he's preeeetty sure he's figured out where he's gone wrong...
http://i28.tinypic.com/20htrhg.jpg
http://i25.tinypic.com/mhg22o.jpg
Dude... that's just... Dude. That goes beyond dark. That's just f***ing... Dude... Dude.

[kedrell]

http://i32.tinypic.com/rbjlaw.jpg
Lookee what I did.

http://i29.tinypic.com/2vj50n5.jpg

http://i28.tinypic.com/20htrhg.jpg
You bastard!

[ultimatefan]

http://i25.tinypic.com/2h80myd.jpg

http://i26.tinypic.com/fdd1kk.jpg
The difference between you and me? I make this look good.

[ultimatefan]

http://i28.tinypic.com/20htrhg.jpg
WHO THE F*** REPLACED MY CONDOM LUBRICANT WITH RED PEPPER!!

http://i32.tinypic.com/rbjlaw.jpg

[Panthro]

http://i25.tinypic.com/2h80myd.jpg

http://i26.tinypic.com/fdd1kk.jpg
The difference between you and me? I make this look good.
:hehe::hehe::hehe::hehe::hehe::hehe:

All this stuff's been great. IBN is our new star champion captioner it seems alongside proto.

[Panthro]

http://i27.tinypic.com/nqcns9.jpg
"We kill the Batman...."
http://i28.tinypic.com/2gy0mfn.jpg
"Wait hold on! How come I'm on a rooftop and your in a kitchen yet we can talk to each other like we are right next to each other?"
http://i27.tinypic.com/nqcns9.jpg
"Um, well..."
http://i28.tinypic.com/20htrhg.jpg
"I THINK WE JUST BROKE THE SPACE TIME CONTINUUM!"
:hehe::hehe::hehe::hehe:

[Panthro]

http://i28.tinypic.com/20htrhg.jpg
BATMAN: "I Wish I Knew How To Quit You!!!!!!!!"

http://i32.tinypic.com/rbjlaw.jpg
JOKER: "Dude, come on, that stopped being funny like 300 pages ago."

[Venom'sDad]

http://i28.tinypic.com/20htrhg.jpg
You

Shall

Not

Pass!!!






http://i32.tinypic.com/rbjlaw.jpg
.............r e a l l y e e e e e e e :clown:

[Ibn]

http://i25.tinypic.com/2iu441u.jpg

Yeah?

http://i30.tinypic.com/1265k7l.jpg

What's goin on?

http://i29.tinypic.com/iyek1z.jpg

Uuuuuuuuuuuuuuh........... nothin! Nothin at all.

http://i30.tinypic.com/1265k7l.jpg

Whatcha got a new toy or somethin?

http://i29.tinypic.com/iyek1z.jpg

Ooooooooooooooooooooooh yeah.

http://i30.tinypic.com/1265k7l.jpg

Ok then. I'll let you go, pathetic as you are, wrapped up in your gizmos and gadgets and stuff.

http://i29.tinypic.com/iyek1z.jpg

You sure? We can take turns.

http://i30.tinypic.com/1265k7l.jpg

Nah. I gotta go take care of a fine looking pussy, if you catch my drift. But you wouldn't know anything about that.

http://i27.tinypic.com/9fmec2.jpg

Heh. Sure. Whateeeeeever you say Gramps.

[Panthro]

http://i25.tinypic.com/2iu441u.jpg

Yeah?

http://i30.tinypic.com/1265k7l.jpg

What's goin on?

http://i29.tinypic.com/iyek1z.jpg

Uuuuuuuuuuuuuuh........... nothin! Nothin at all.

http://i30.tinypic.com/1265k7l.jpg

Whatcha got a new toy or somethin?

http://i29.tinypic.com/iyek1z.jpg

Ooooooooooooooooooooooh yeah.

http://i30.tinypic.com/1265k7l.jpg

Ok then. I'll let you go, pathetic as you are, wrapped up in your gizmos and gadgets and stuff.

http://i29.tinypic.com/iyek1z.jpg

You sure? We can take turns.

http://i30.tinypic.com/1265k7l.jpg

Nah. I gotta go take care of a fine looking pussy, if you catch my drift. But you wouldn't know anything about that.

http://i27.tinypic.com/9fmec2.jpg

Heh. Sure. Whateeeeeever you say Gramps.
Bwahahahahahahahahahahaha

[Panthro]

http://i28.tinypic.com/20htrhg.jpg
You

Shall

Not

Pass!!!






http://i32.tinypic.com/rbjlaw.jpg
.............r e a l l y e e e e e e e :clown:
:hehe::hehe::hehe::hehe::hehe::hehe:

[Panthro]

http://i28.tinypic.com/20htrhg.jpg
BATMAN: "I'm not even supposed to be here today!"

http://i32.tinypic.com/rbjlaw.jpg
JOKER: "Dude, again, that line hasn't been funny for ages. It hasn't even been all that relevant for a couple of years either."

[why_so_serious?]

http://i30.tinypic.com/1265k7l.jpg
"China, I have something you may want."

[why_so_serious?]

Crappy double post.

[ultimatefan]

Thanks Panthro! Great stuff all around, especially the "phone talk" and the overused quotes!

[ultimatefan]

http://i29.tinypic.com/iyek1z.jpg
... And, since you´ve dealt with this situation before, I´d like some pointers.

http://i30.tinypic.com/1265k7l.jpg
You save the chick, you two argue a little, and you send her home.

http://i29.tinypic.com/iyek1z.jpg
What, you mean I get no...

http://i30.tinypic.com/1265k7l.jpg
Not at all.

http://i29.tinypic.com/iyek1z.jpg
What´s the matter with that?! Are we heroes or damn eunuchs?!?

http://i30.tinypic.com/1265k7l.jpg
I know, I know. It´s a convention. If you were Tony Stark, maybe. If she were Catwoman, there´d be an outside chance.

http://i29.tinypic.com/iyek1z.jpg
But you slept with the chick before!

http://i30.tinypic.com/1265k7l.jpg
I know, but I was Bruce Wayne, and she was half drunk. As the superhero, you don´t get to bang the damsel in distress right after saving her, end of story.

http://i29.tinypic.com/iyek1z.jpg
That´s totally f***ed up.

http://i30.tinypic.com/1265k7l.jpg
Yeah it is.

[Venom'sDad]

http://i28.tinypic.com/20htrhg.jpg
BATMAN: "I Wish I Knew How To Quit You!!!!!!!!"

http://i32.tinypic.com/rbjlaw.jpg
JOKER: "Dude, come on, that stopped being funny like 300 pages ago."

Good one panthro..... you beat me to it. :up::up::up:

[ChocheTheHero]

http://screenmusings.org/BatmanBegins/images/BB_0684.jpg

BATMAN: Alfred!!! Alfred!!!



http://i30.tinypic.com/1265k7l.jpg

BATMAN: Sorry pal, we are scratching some CD´s right now.

[ChocheTheHero]

The "TWO GIRLS, ONE CUP" video arrives at Arkham Asylum!


http://screenmusings.org/TheDarkKnight/images/tdk_1911.jpg


http://screenmusings.org/BatmanBegins/images/BB_0890.jpg

http://screenmusings.org/BatmanBegins/images/BB_0650.jpg

[Ibn]

http://i29.tinypic.com/iyek1z.jpg
... And, since you´ve dealt with this situation before, I´d like some pointers.

http://i30.tinypic.com/1265k7l.jpg
You save the chick, you two argue a little, and you send her home.

http://i29.tinypic.com/iyek1z.jpg
What, you mean I get no...

http://i30.tinypic.com/1265k7l.jpg
Not at all.

http://i29.tinypic.com/iyek1z.jpg
What´s the matter with that?! Are we heroes or damn eunuchs?!?

http://i30.tinypic.com/1265k7l.jpg
I know, I know. It´s a convention. If you were Tony Stark, maybe. If she were Catwoman, there´d be an outside chance.

http://i29.tinypic.com/iyek1z.jpg
But you slept with the chick before!

http://i30.tinypic.com/1265k7l.jpg
I know, but I was Bruce Wayne, and she was half drunk. As the superhero, you don´t get to bang the damsel in distress right after saving her, end of story.

http://i29.tinypic.com/iyek1z.jpg
That´s totally f***ed up.

http://i30.tinypic.com/1265k7l.jpg
Yeah it is.

Yes. Just yes.

[ultimatefan]

^Thanks!.

[VenomVsSpidey]

http://i29.tinypic.com/iyek1z.jpg
... And, since you´ve dealt with this situation before, I´d like some pointers.

http://i30.tinypic.com/1265k7l.jpg
You save the chick, you two argue a little, and you send her home.

http://i29.tinypic.com/iyek1z.jpg
What, you mean I get no...

http://i30.tinypic.com/1265k7l.jpg
Not at all.

http://i29.tinypic.com/iyek1z.jpg
What´s the matter with that?! Are we heroes or damn eunuchs?!?

http://i30.tinypic.com/1265k7l.jpg
I know, I know. It´s a convention. If you were Tony Stark, maybe. If she were Catwoman, there´d be an outside chance.

http://i29.tinypic.com/iyek1z.jpg
But you slept with the chick before!

http://i30.tinypic.com/1265k7l.jpg
I know, but I was Bruce Wayne, and she was half drunk. As the superhero, you don´t get to bang the damsel in distress right after saving her, end of story.

http://i29.tinypic.com/iyek1z.jpg
That´s totally f***ed up.

http://i30.tinypic.com/1265k7l.jpg
Yeah it is.


hahahahahahaha

[Panthro]

http://i29.tinypic.com/iyek1z.jpg
... And, since you´ve dealt with this situation before, I´d like some pointers.

http://i30.tinypic.com/1265k7l.jpg
You save the chick, you two argue a little, and you send her home.

http://i29.tinypic.com/iyek1z.jpg
What, you mean I get no...

http://i30.tinypic.com/1265k7l.jpg
Not at all.

http://i29.tinypic.com/iyek1z.jpg
What´s the matter with that?! Are we heroes or damn eunuchs?!?

http://i30.tinypic.com/1265k7l.jpg
I know, I know. It´s a convention. If you were Tony Stark, maybe. If she were Catwoman, there´d be an outside chance.

http://i29.tinypic.com/iyek1z.jpg
But you slept with the chick before!

http://i30.tinypic.com/1265k7l.jpg
I know, but I was Bruce Wayne, and she was half drunk. As the superhero, you don´t get to bang the damsel in distress right after saving her, end of story.

http://i29.tinypic.com/iyek1z.jpg
That´s totally f***ed up.

http://i30.tinypic.com/1265k7l.jpg
Yeah it is.
Bwahahahahahahaha

[Panthro]

http://i382.photobucket.com/albums/oo261/8-2-B-4-9-5/Masters_Trek____whats_that__by_Jazy.jpg
HE-MAN: "By The Power of Shatner! I Have The Enterprise!"

http://i28.tinypic.com/20htrhg.jpg
BATMAN: "Stop Ripping off other franchises damn you!"

http://i32.tinypic.com/rbjlaw.jpg
JOKER: "I think it's neat."

[Panthro]

http://i382.photobucket.com/albums/oo261/8-2-B-4-9-5/DC_takes_on_MOTU_by_JazylH.jpg
SUPERMAN: "You dare try to get movies made for your franchises?! We have a hard enough time just trying to get films made or stay aloft next to our overrated overexposed overblown anti-hero counterparts!"
HE-MAN: "All I said was it wouldn't hurt if we joined forces against our anti-hero oppressors!"
SUPERMAN: "Hmm... give me your word that Diana/WW and I can include your hot sister in our kinky sex games and we've got a deal."
SHE-RA: ":csad:"

Later that day...
http://i382.photobucket.com/albums/oo261/8-2-B-4-9-5/CoffeeShot.jpg
BATMAN: "So after knocking He-Man & She-Ra around with Wonder Woman and then boning She-Ra, you've secretly joined forces with them to oppose more popular heroes like me?"
SUPERMAN: "Bruce, I can explain..."

http://i382.photobucket.com/albums/oo261/8-2-B-4-9-5/Superman_Vs_Batman.jpgSUPERMAN: "F*** off!"
BATMAN: "Ow!"

[ultimatefan]

Thanks Panthro! Always love the fan art ones!

[ultimatefan]

http://i28.tinypic.com/eung55.jpg
I´m the world´s number one mysterious, stoic superhero!

http://i524.photobucket.com/albums/cc326/krsmessi19/SNAKEEYES.jpg

http://i28.tinypic.com/eung55.jpg
What, do you think you´re more mysterious and stoic than me just because you don´t talk and we don´t see your face?

http://i524.photobucket.com/albums/cc326/krsmessi19/SNAKEEYES.jpg

http://i28.tinypic.com/eung55.jpg
That´s just a gimmic, I´m the real deal!

http://i524.photobucket.com/albums/cc326/krsmessi19/SNAKEEYES.jpg

http://i28.tinypic.com/eung55.jpg
Are you a multi-layered character with one of the most tragic origin stories ever, are you consistently one of comics´ most praised and popular characters for over 70 years?!?

http://i524.photobucket.com/albums/cc326/krsmessi19/SNAKEEYES.jpg

http://i28.tinypic.com/eung55.jpg
Damn, people are right, that attitude IS annoying...

[VenomVsSpidey]

http://i382.photobucket.com/albums/oo261/8-2-B-4-9-5/DC_takes_on_MOTU_by_JazylH.jpg
SUPERMAN: "You dare try to get movies made for your franchises?! We have a hard enough time just trying to get films made or stay aloft next to our overrated overexposed overblown anti-hero counterparts!"
HE-MAN: "All I said was it wouldn't hurt if we joined forces against our anti-hero oppressors!"
SUPERMAN: "Hmm... give me your word that Diana/WW and I can include your hot sister in our kinky sex games and we've got a deal."
SHE-RA: ":csad:"

Later that day...
http://i382.photobucket.com/albums/oo261/8-2-B-4-9-5/CoffeeShot.jpg
BATMAN: "So after knocking He-Man & She-Ra around with Wonder Woman and then boning She-Ra, you've secretly joined forces with them to oppose more popular heroes like me?"
SUPERMAN: "Bruce, I can explain..."

http://i382.photobucket.com/albums/oo261/8-2-B-4-9-5/Superman_Vs_Batman.jpgSUPERMAN: "F*** off!"
BATMAN: "Ow!"


:pal::pal::pal::pal:

[VenomVsSpidey]

http://i28.tinypic.com/eung55.jpg
I´m the world´s number one mysterious, stoic superhero!

http://i524.photobucket.com/albums/cc326/krsmessi19/SNAKEEYES.jpg

http://i28.tinypic.com/eung55.jpg
What, do you think you´re more mysterious and stoic than me just because you don´t talk and we don´t see your face?

http://i524.photobucket.com/albums/cc326/krsmessi19/SNAKEEYES.jpg

http://i28.tinypic.com/eung55.jpg
That´s just a gimmic, I´m the real deal!

http://i524.photobucket.com/albums/cc326/krsmessi19/SNAKEEYES.jpg

http://i28.tinypic.com/eung55.jpg
Are you a multi-layered character with one of the most tragic origin stories ever, are you consistently one of comics´ most praised and popular characters for over 70 years?!?

http://i524.photobucket.com/albums/cc326/krsmessi19/SNAKEEYES.jpg

http://i28.tinypic.com/eung55.jpg
Damn, people are right, that attitude IS annoying...


:hehe: lmao!