The Japanese have finally lost it

[Nathan]

Kiss Players - The Japanese have finally pulled out the stops with their versions of the Transformers by introducing the latest twist called "Transformers Kiss Players". According to translations available online, the Transformers in this series get their "powers" when the girls kiss them. Something just isn't right about that folks. You can view over 230 photos of this interesting set featuring Convoy and Melissa online in the SEIBERTRON.com toy galleries (http://www.seibertron.com/toys/gallery.php?id=917&size=0&start=0).

Source (http://www.seibertron.com/)

http://www.seibertron.com/images/toys/files/29/r_kissconvoy001.jpg

http://www.seibertron.com/images/toys/files/29/r_kissconvoy018.jpg

http://www.seibertron.com/images/toys/files/29/r_kissconvoy024.jpg

[Headless Knight]

That's... weird.

And sick.

I mean, just look at that:

http://www.seibertron.com/images/toys/files/29/r_kissconvoy009.jpg

It has "child abuse" written all over it.

[Headless Knight]

double post

[Jochimus]

You think THAT's bad?

You obviously haven't seen the images posted all over the TF sites of the KISS Play minicomics that have a long-tongued, DROOLING Megatron-type bad guy chasing all these pretty half-naked girls.

[Headless Knight]

Just saw it.

That's gotta be the most phallic tongue I've ever seen.

[deathshead2]

This isn't anything new they do this stuff all the time.

[Headless Knight]

Yeah, but it's the first time they do it with Transformers.

[Nathan]

ok this is just wrong.

http://www.fantofan.jp/news/mag/dengenkidaioh-oct06-1.jpg

[deathshead2]

Yeah, but it's the first time they do it with Transformers.Trust me they have done this stuff with the transformers before.

[nosebleed.]

I'm sure the Japanese have perverted every franchise they've gotten their hands on.

[timomos]

omg!!!... pedo senses is tingling like crazy...!!! :spidey:

[NikeHead]

I'm sure the Japanese have perverted every franchise they've gotten their hands on.

Yeah, they definetly have. Every anime/manga ever made has some kind of side manga made into prono, like DBZ, Naruto, Gundam, and now Transformers. Its really wierd, like they make it into some gay pron also. I've lived in Japan so I know how odd it gets there.

[Cyclops]

I.... I am truly, deeply disturbed now. Thanks alot, Japan. Robo-Porn. *shudder*

[Super_Ludacris]

well big up Japan......

I saw an Hentai anime movie won time where this almost galvatron sized planet transforms and bangs a girl to death.


Weirdest **** ever.

[Jochimus]

So...is there anyone here still upset that Takara has become less involved in the entire Transformers brand for the time being? ;)

[Destructicus]

I have nothing to say. I am speachless.

[tzarinna]

:wow:

[Knightsaber Priss]

Those crazy Japanese! They must have been soaking in some potent sake when they created this series.

[Psionic Force]

This is horrible!

[Knightsaber Priss]

I'm just trying to figure out the science behind a kiss from a fleshling girl giving Transformers their powers. Is this like Popeye getting spinach?

[Cyclops]

I think it's more like that character written by that novelist who gets her supernatural powers from intercourse or something. Yeah.

[Knightsaber Priss]

I think it's more like that character written by that novelist who gets her supernatural powers from intercourse or something. Yeah.

You aren't talking about Kekko Kamen who has a rather...um...interesting way of fighting off demons. Never seen it but an Anime crazy friend of mine was telling me all about it. She only elicited a look of bewilderment from me.

[Cyclops]

No, some character from a novel series. I don't know jack squat about any japanimation projects.

[Shinobi Rendar]

I'm just trying to figure out the science behind a kiss from a fleshling girl giving Transformers their powers. Is this like Popeye getting spinach?

More like getting his motor running.

I think this is the craziest most perverted thing that has happend to the TF's. They didn't need to go all sexual on this.

She's FRENCHING OP!!!


I don't wanna imagine what happens when they have... umm awkward

Supermode Perhaps?


The new Rodimus for this line is sweet. It's based on mirage's mold of the ford Gt, but with a new head. I hope it gets released in the alternator series.
http://img100.imageshack.us/img100/8633/4284544feeb503ffb9ju0.jpg

[1987olds442]

This is horrible!And they cancelled the Binal Tech line for these as well. Switched the figures from die-cast to all plastic, but they cost even more than they did with the die-cast.

[1987olds442]

The new Rodimus for this line is sweet. It's based on mirage's mold of the ford Gt, but with a new head. I hope it gets released in the alternator series.
http://img100.imageshack.us/img100/8633/4284544feeb503ffb9ju0.jpgThat is a really nice looking figure... Like you I hope Hasbro releases it as an Alternator, or at the very least Takara/Tomy revives the Binal Tech line.

[Jochimus]

She's FRENCHING OP!!!


I don't wanna imagine what happens when they have... umm awkward

No, but think of it when he pulls back into Autobot City...

Elita (sees Optimus pull up): "Hi, Optimus!"

Optimus (transforms into robot mode): "Elita? Uh, what are you doing on Earth, dear?"

Elita: "I'm on a three-day pass, so I thought I'd...surprise...you...(notices lipstick on Optimus' faceplate) YOU SON OF A B****! (slaps him hard across the face)

[Shinobi Rendar]

LOL

continuation:

Elita: "AND FROM A HUMAN!!!... you know Prime I just don't know you anymore" (goes of crying)

(Rodimus pulls along side Prime)

Rodimus: "What happend to you Prime?"

Prime: " Umm... Elita must've saw the lipstick from the human on my faceplate"

Rodimus: (shocked look on his face) "Elita you say ?... umm i guess you didn't get my message?..hehe.... funny how things happend huh buddy?"

Prime: (pissed as hell)...