Why the ARIZONA CARDINALS will make the playoffs this year!

[Deathlok2001]

The ~C A R D I N A L S ~ haven't had a running back reach 1,000 yards in a season since Adrian Murrell (1042) in 1998. That was also the last year the ~C A R D I N A L S ~ reached the playoffs. SO this year, if EDGE runs up 1000 yards or more, the ~C A R D I N A L S ~ will roll into the playoffs.



Also, if you go back the last 11 years, only 2 teams have been able to post a winning record the year after they lost the Super Bowl ( SB curse). Here are the previous SB losers & their records the year after.

Philadelphia Eagles 6-10
Carolina Panthers 7-9
Oakland Raiders 4-12
St. Louis 7-9
NY Giants 10-6
Tennessee Titans 7-9
Atlanta Falcons 4-12
Green Bay Packers 8-8
New England 7-9
Pittsburgh Steelers 11-5
San Diego 8-8





Then, there is the Madden curse to content with this year for SA.


Cards go 10-6 & Win ( thats right, I said WIN!) their division outright. The Seahawks will go 7-9.

[Erzengel]

And this couldn't go under the NFL thread because...?

[Mee]

And this couldn't go under the NFL thread because...?
Deathlok is special.

[jaguarr]

And this couldn't go under the NFL thread because...?

I'll take "Because Deathlok is an attention whore." for $1,000, Alex.

jag

[Deathlok2001]

I looked but I could not find any NFL thread. Where is this phantom thread?

[Erzengel]

That would be here. It was posted in yesterday.

http://www.superherohype.com/forums/showthread.php?t=244732&page=21

[Mee]

I looked but I could not find any NFL thread. Where is this phantom thread?
I just bumped it for you. 'Twas on the 3rd page.

[Deathlok2001]

I see it not.

[Deathlok2001]

I just bumped it for you. 'Twas on the 3rd page.

Cool. ty. I just love your dancing bugs avatar! Its so freakin cool! :up::up::up::up::up::up::up:

[Mee]

Cool. ty. I just love your dancing bugs avatar! Its so freakin cool! :up::up::up::up::up::up:
Indeed.:up:

[jaguarr]

Indeed.:up:

Careful. He'll be wanting to share a rootbeer float with two straws with you before too long.

jag

[Erzengel]

Careful. He'll be wanting to share a rootbeer float with two straws with you before too long.

jag

What is sodomy Alex?

[Deathlok2001]

What is I date genetic females only Alex?

[jaguarr]

What is I date genetic females only Alex?

Oh, so you're saying you don't want an actual date with Mee and you just wanna get right to the dirty sex? You're such a user! :down

jag

[Mee]

What is, I'm scared, Alex? :csad:

[Deathlok2001]

What is, there is nothing to be scared about Alex? ( DO you notice that some users always use my posts to indulge in their own repressed homo erotic fantasies, Alex?) Perhaps you should fear these people!:eek: :eek: :eek:

[jaguarr]

What is, there is nothing to be scared about Alex? ( DO you notice that some users always use my posts to indulge in their own repressed homo erotic fantasies, Alex?) Perhaps you should fear these people!:eek: :eek: :eek:

At least buy him dinner, you cheap *****!

jag

[kane9321]

the cards have a shot,they've been my underdogs for a long long time

[Deathlok2001]

Dude, your homo erotic day dreams should be posted on some type of board that does that crap!

[jaguarr]

Dude, your homo erotic day dreams should be posted on some type of board that does that crap!

Oh, don't be such a sensitive mirl.

jag

[Deathlok2001]

http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/14669163/from/ET/


Leinart will be surprise star of rookie class

[StorminNorman]

Leinart will not play in 2006, and if he did - he would hardly be a surprising star.

[Darthphere]

The Cardinals will have another mediocre season at best.

[StorminNorman]

No, I too think that the Cardinals will have a great year this year (for thier standards) - probably 9-7.

Their Running Game was non existent last year - so they got the Edge.

Their passing game is already one of the best in the league - and now they got the true Rookie Surprise of 2006 - Leonard Pope.

Their Defense was already pretty good last year and ranked in the top 10 in yards allowed.

[Darthphere]

I dont have faith in their O-Line to open up holes for Edge.

[Deathlok2001]

I dont have faith in their O-Line to open up holes for Edge.

WHY does everyone say this, YET everyone drafts him in round 1 of FF???

wtf?

[jaguarr]

I dont have faith in their O-Line to open up holes for Edge.

Not to mention that every D-line is going to be gunning for him since he's about the only thing the Card's have that can reliably score. Even Shaun Alexander got shut down quite a bit due to this kind of strategy and Edge is no Shaun Alexander.

jag

[StorminNorman]

Not to mention that every D-line is going to be gunning for him since he's about the only thing the Card's have that can reliably score. Even Shaun Alexander got shut down quite a bit due to this kind of strategy and Edge is no Shaun Alexander.

jag

That I disagree with - Bolden and Fitzgerald are fantastic WR's. If teams put 8 men in the box in an attempt to stop Edge - they will get burned.

[jaguarr]

That I disagree with - Bolden and Fitzgerald are fantastic WR's. If teams put 8 men in the box in an attempt to stop Edge - they will get burned.

I should have indicated I was talking primarily about the Card's running game and not their passing game.

jag

[Kaleb]

as much as i like the cardz chances this season,they do not have an oline to get edge a 1000yards ,and when last was kurt warner healthy,which means that they would have 2 rely on a overhyped rookie.A playoff team must have a strong running game,both seattle and the rams have a much stronger running attack.

[jks]

Why the cardinals will NOT make the playoffs.

1. Defense
2. Kurt warner is their QB
3. Seattle seahawks
4. Chicago bears
5. Carolina panthers
6. New york giants
7. Dallas cowboys
8. Atlanta falcons.

[Deathlok2001]

Why the Cardinals will make the playoffs:

















































































:woot::cwink::huh::oldrazz:

[bored]

I don't care if they make the playoffs, as long as Edge does well (he's the starter on my fantasy team).

[Tangled Web]

I'll give you the #1 reason why the Cards may possibly go 6-10. If Kurt Warner gets hurt they are screwed.

[bored]

No faith in Leinart?

[StorminNorman]

From JKS:

Why the cardinals will NOT make the playoffs.

1. Defense

The Arizona Defense Ranked in the Top 10 of Yards Allowed.

2. Kurt warner is their QB

Kurt Warner played very well last year, and lets not forget he has two NFL MVP's sitting on his mantel.

3. Seattle seahawks

Seattle lost Steven Hutchenson and have very little depth or quality at WR - they are by no means an unbeatable force.

4. Chicago bears

A team with No Offense does very little to scare me. Name one improvment they made this offseason? They were the benefit last year of a horrible division.

5. Carolina panthers

The Carolina Panthers are not the best team in the NFC South.

6. New york giants

The New York Giants are not the best team in the NFC West.

7. Dallas cowboys

The Dallas Cowboys are not the best team in the NFC West.

8. Atlanta falcons.

Mike Vick still has to prove he can be a great QB.

[Tangled Web]

No faith in Leinart?
1. He can't take a hit from a college player. What's he going to do when he gets hit by Ray Lewis, Roy Williams or Donnie Edwards?
2. He's dumb enough to have sex with Paris Hilton.
3. He's dumb enough to knock up some chick while he's with Hilton. Jeez Matt wear a hat. As a matter of fact wear two hats.
4. His mid isn't set on football.

He's the Brian Bosworth of the new milenium.

[StorminNorman]

1. He can't take a hit from a college player. What's he going to do when he gets hit by Ray Lewis, Roy Williams or Donnie Edwards?
2. He's dumb enough to have sex with Paris Hilton.
3. He's dumb enough to knock up some chick while he's with Hilton. Jeez Matt wear a hat. As a matter of fact wear two hats.
4. His mid isn't set on football.

He's the Brian Bosworth of the new milenium.

Come on get past your USC bigotry man - one does not have to think football 24/7 to be a great football player.

After all - look at Big Ben.

http://www.deadspin.com/sports/firstbenpicture.jpg

http://www.deadspin.com/sports/secondbenpicture.jpg
http://www.deadspin.com/sports/fifthbenpicture.jpg


Let the good times roll Matt, let the good times roll.

[Dodger]

From JKS:

Why the cardinals will NOT make the playoffs.

1. Defense

The Arizona Defense Ranked in the Top 10 of Yards Allowed.

2. Kurt warner is their QB

Kurt Warner played very well last year, and lets not forget he has two NFL MVP's sitting on his mantel.

3. Seattle seahawks

Seattle lost Steven Hutchenson and have very little depth or quality at WR - they are by no means an unbeatable force.

4. Chicago bears

A team with No Offense does very little to scare me. Name one improvment they made this offseason? They were the benefit last year of a horrible division.

5. Carolina panthers

The Carolina Panthers are not the best team in the NFC South.

6. New york giants

The New York Giants are not the best team in the NFC West.

7. Dallas cowboys

The Dallas Cowboys are not the best team in the NFC West.

8. Atlanta falcons.

Mike Vick still has to prove he can be a great QB.


Wait. Hold up. Dont the cowboys and giants play in the east?

[Mee]

http://www.deadspin.com/sports/fifthbenpicture.jpg

Hahaha

[U.S War Machine]

well just see if they do make it

[Erundur]

Wait. Hold up. Dont the cowboys and giants play in the east?

Yes both the cowboys and Giants play in the east

Arizona

7-9 or 8-8

4 or 5 games will be close, I say the Card's make the playoffs next year. Depending on the running game this year by Edge.

[U.S War Machine]

Guys will get dominated ^

[Kaleb]

''with the first selection in the 2007 draft the Arizona Cardinals select runningback Adrian Peterson from Oklahoma'' j/k

[Jplaya2023]

The ~C A R D I N A L S ~ haven't had a running back reach 1,000 yards in a season since Adrian Murrell (1042) in 1998. That was also the last year the ~C A R D I N A L S ~ reached the playoffs. SO this year, if EDGE runs up 1000 yards or more, the ~C A R D I N A L S ~ will roll into the playoffs.



Also, if you go back the last 11 years, only 2 teams have been able to post a winning record the year after they lost the Super Bowl ( SB curse). Here are the previous SB losers & their records the year after.

Philadelphia Eagles 6-10
Carolina Panthers 7-9
Oakland Raiders 4-12
St. Louis 7-9
NY Giants 10-6
Tennessee Titans 7-9
Atlanta Falcons 4-12
Green Bay Packers 8-8
New England 7-9
Pittsburgh Steelers 11-5
San Diego 8-8





Then, there is the Madden curse to content with this year for SA.


Cards go 10-6 & Win ( thats right, I said WIN!) their division outright. The Seahawks will go 7-9.

Cardinals have no O line and their QB is made of glass. 7-9 or 8-8 max for the birdies.

[kane9321]

wrong thread man

[Ben Urich]

If Edge keeps averaging 3.1 yards a carry they aren't going to do ****.

[jks]

The Arizona Defense Ranked in the Top 10 of Yards Allowed.And as of right now only 6 teams are worse than them



Kurt Warner played very well last year, and lets not forget he has two NFL MVP's sitting on his mantel.How long ago were those mvp's?



Seattle lost Steven Hutchenson and have very little depth or quality at WR - they are by no means an unbeatable force.Didn't say they were unbeatable, just that they are the best team in that division.



A team with No Offense does very little to scare me. Name one improvment they made this offseason? They were the benefit last year of a horrible division.Last time I checked, looked like grossman was the #1 rated qb in the nfl


The Carolina Panthers are not the best team in the NFC South.True, atlanta is, I'll get to that in a sec.

The New York Giants are not the best team in the NFC West.

The Dallas Cowboys are not the best team in the NFC West.Well, can't argue with that, lmfao.


Mike Vick still has to prove he can be a great QB.No he doesn't All he has to do is continue to move the offense

[Ben Urich]

Where do you get off saying that Seattle has no depth at receiver? :huh:
They've got the deepest receiving corps in the NFL.

[Green Lantern]

Kurt Warner played very well last year, and lets not forget he has two NFL MVP's sitting on his mantel.

And Brett Favre has three :huh: Doesn't mean the Pack are gonna make the playoffs.

[Green Lantern]

Where do you get off saying that Seattle has no depth at receiver? :huh:
They've got the deepest receiving corps in the NFL.and they did just pick up Branch..

[Kaleb]

This thread should be titled why the 49ers will make the playoffs this yr.

[Tangled Web]

http://usera.imagecave.com/wonderfalls/ml.bmp.jpg

http://usera.imagecave.com/wonderfalls/mattcrapfaceiert.bmp.jpg

http://usera.imagecave.com/wonderfalls/UCLA/lenart.jpg

Least photogenic person alive.

[jks]

Cardinals 10-6 Ftw!!!!

[Fran]

This thread should be part of the 2006 NFL Thread.

[bored]

But first, let me stick out my tongue and say 'nanny-nanny-boo-boo go Chiefs'.

[Immortalfire]

This thread should be part of the 2006 NFL Thread. Normally I would agree, but we have to let Deathlok have his fun. Or else he'll cuss us out.

[Matt]

Ok, I think after the Bears game tonight we can laugh hysterically in Deathlok's face.


HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHA HAAHA

[Green Lantern]

We've ben laughing in his face for the last eight months Matt, why say we start now?

[Dodger]

oh man :(. bad time to dig up hopes for the future that are know crushed. :(

But at least matt got his team within a shot. The kicker is waht ruined it for them. *sigh* At least reggie is havin some succes.

[Alpha and Omega]

^Joe Theisman called it. When the field goal kicker missed the first 3 pt attempt, he said that it would come back to haunt them. Granted, most announcers say things like that just in case, but this time, he had a point.

Ok, I think after the Bears game tonight we can laugh hysterically in Deathlok's face.


HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHA HAAHA

No. It's too early to laugh. There are 10 games left and we've seen stranger things happen. A 9-7 or 8-8 wildcard bid are still very possible for them. . . . . .

Watching Dennis Green blow a head gasket was pretty funny though.:woot:

[Mal'Akai]

This thread must have been started before the Bears came back and won on Monday night.

[bored]

Know what would help them in the future? An offensive line. Those are always good.

[Darren Daring]

http://usera.imagecave.com/wonderfalls/ml.bmp.jpg

http://usera.imagecave.com/wonderfalls/mattcrapfaceiert.bmp.jpg

http://usera.imagecave.com/wonderfalls/UCLA/lenart.jpg

Least photogenic person alive.

Too bad he can't look like an 11 year old girl:down

[Mal'Akai]

Know what would help them in the future? An offensive line. Those are always good.
Just ask the Texans, they STILL need one!!

[Addendum]

Well, the Cardnials could make the playoffs if the worst teams went to the postseason instead of the best

[bored]

Hey, if David Carr can figure out how to be a badass passer after years of playing behind that line, anything is possible.

[Mal'Akai]

Well, the Cardnials could make the playoffs if the worst teams went to the postseason instead of the best
Never know, the NFL's got a new comish!! he may just make that change. Hey, then the Dolphins can make the Super Bowl!! My wife would be so happy!

[Mal'Akai]

Hey, if David Carr can figure out how to be a badass passer after years of playing behind that line, anything is possible.
LOL He did set the record for most sacked quarterback in his rookie year, and still took every snap!! That's tough!!

[USMC]

http://www.scott-o-rama.com/Coppermine/albums/userpics/10001/brian_urlacher.jpg

He's my hero. :)

[bored]

You know, I didn't see the game, but I'm told Urlacher basically made Arizona his ***** in the second half.

[Mal'Akai]

You know, I didn't see the game, but I'm told Urlacher basically made Arizona his ***** in the second half.
Yes. They were his collective b****es, and he was their pimp!!