PS3 Development problems continue...

[Mentok]

www.kotaku.com


The PLAYSTATION 3's plight to store shelves has been surreal. If you think things have been hard on the consumer end, try making games for it. How bad have things been? For months, we've been hearing reports of Sony's lack of developer support. Worst yet, the company is now apparently running short on developer hardware and leaving everyone in the gray. Our Mole (no, not an Insider, a Mole) dishes:

Sony has run out of PS3 test kits to give to developers. Since the announcement of the European launch being delayed, nobody has any idea what's going to happen with the PS3 port of F.E.A.R... specially since we only have the one PS3. And it's a devkit. In case you haven't seen those things, they sound like giant vacuum cleaners. They're reportedly ridiculously complicated to use, specially when upgrading the firmware. It has just the one controller, and it's not even the proper PS3 one even! It doesn't have those "innovative" changes from the PS3 controller, it's just a Dual Shock 2 with a USB Mini port.

Somewhere in a Twilight Zone-like third dimension, all of this is going off without a hitch, I'm sure.

Ahhh... So thats what a fumble sounds like :o

[Ultimate_Superman]

For some reason I see Bill Gates buying Sony and just killing PS

[Topdawg]

I dont even care anymore.:(

[GoldenAgeHero]

^^aww. ive also heard sony has delayed it console until march of next year? is this true?

[블라스]

In Europe, yes.

[GoldenAgeHero]

wow that sucks balls. more love for the wii60 then.

it was only a matter of time before sony got over confident and sliped up.

[Fenrir]

*waits for the arrival of the Sony Defense Force*

[GoldenAgeHero]

^^basically zenien.

[Fenrir]

^^basically zenien.

Oy. She'll pretty much conjure up a thousand word post that one-third technical gibberish, one-third spin doctoring and one-third bad spelling. :confused::up:

[THWIP*]

Oy. She'll pretty much conjure up a thousand word post that one-third technical gibberish, one-third spin doctoring and one-third bad spelling. :confused::up:


MORE LIKE 1/2 TECHO-BABBLE, 1/2 SPIN DOCTORING, AND BAD GRAMMAR THROUGHOUT. :o

[Aiden]

Amen!

[GoldenAgeHero]

lmao........:(

[arachnid-guy]

Just get it out Sony.

Just get it out...

please.........

[Mr. Credible]

For some reason I see Bill Gates buying Sony and just killing PS

what is that picture of sarah in the bonnet from?


i need to know for uh... for science.

[블라스]

Scienceturbation, you mean! :cmad:

[Fenrir]

MORE LIKE 1/2 TECHO-BABBLE, 1/2 SPIN DOCTORING, AND BAD GRAMMAR THROUGHOUT. :o

Well, you've probably known her longer so...:daredevil

[THWIP*]

Well, you've probably known her longer so...:daredevil


SADLY, YES. :(

[Zenien]

That sounds a bit too outlandish to be true considering the amount of devkits Sony has made and shipped to this point are the most that the company has ever made (so more then were amde for the PS1, PS2, and PSP within the same timeframe).

[Ultimate_Superman]

what is that picture of sarah in the bonnet from?


i need to know for uh... for science.for science.....yea okay heres a good picture for you....for science that is

http://www.thatblondegirl.net/Gallery/PhotoShoots/sc12.jpg

[Mentok]

Whhere do I know her from?

[Ultimate_Superman]

Smallville, Shark, and whole bunch of other shows.

[THWIP*]

Whhere do I know her from?



YOUR DIRTIEST FANTASIES? :confused:

[TrailerCues]

Probably the Dead Or Alive Movie :p

[Ultimate_Superman]

Probably the Dead Or Alive Movie :pAh yes I forgot about that movie one I will be seeing.

Damn that net :cmad:

Sarah Carter (http://www.thatblondegirl.net/Gallery/DOA/doastill9.jpg)

[WhatsHisFace]

Ohhhhh it's the girl with the wierd voice!

[Mentok]

YOUR DIRTIEST FANTASIES? :confused:

I said 'HER' not 'YOU' :cmad:

[Ultimate_Superman]

:cmad: :cmad: :cmad:

[THWIP*]

I said 'HER' not 'YOU' :cmad:

I'M FLATTERED. :O

[WhatsHisFace]

And I'm gay for having naked Tom Jane posters...

What EVER! *wrist flick*

[THWIP*]

And I'm gay for having naked Tom Jane posters...

What EVER! *wrist flick*


http://images.43things.com/place/00/03/8a/231973lr.jpg


OCTOBER 11TH.......BE THERE.

[WhatsHisFace]

Whahaha! I can't believe that's true! :D

[THWIP*]

Whahaha! I can't believe that's true! :D


YEP, IT'S TRUE. (http://www.hrc.org/Content/NavigationMenu/Coming_Out/Get_Involved3/National_Coming_Out_Day/Index.htm) :(

[WhatsHisFace]

I know a lot of gay people... always taking our jobs... and our women!

[THWIP*]

I know a lot of gay people... always taking our jobs... and our women!


YEAH, I KNOW. MY DREAM JOB HAS ALWAYS BEEN TO HOST MY OWN SHOW ON 'HGTV' ; I DON'T SEE THAT HAPPENING NOW. :o

[WhatsHisFace]

Hahahaha. :D I forgot HGTV was an actual channel. I can't believe what they put on TV nowadays. Lifetime also needs to bite the dust. :D

[THWIP*]

Hahahaha. :D I forgot HGTV was an actual channel. I can't believe what they put on TV nowadays. Lifetime also needs to bite the dust. :D



IT'S EMILY'S FAVORITE CHANNEL.........I HAVE TO WATCH LIKE 5 DIFFERENT SHOWS WITH HER. :( :O

[WhatsHisFace]

What, Lifetime?

[THWIP*]

What, Lifetime?


HGTV

[WhatsHisFace]

I was going to say. If you're watching five Lifetime shows a day you might want to make sure you're still able to feel psychological pain.

Anyways, women love HGTV for some reason. I think it's because the women on those shows are stronger and smarter than the men. :O

[THWIP*]

I was going to say. If you're watching five Lifetime shows a day you might want to make sure you're still able to feel psychological pain.

Anyways, women love HGTV for some reason. I think it's because the women on those shows are stronger and smarter than the men. :O


YEP........THE ONLY GOOD THING ABOUT IT IS, MY WIFE FEELS LIKE SHE CAN DO PRETTY MUCH ANYTHING AROUND THE HOUSE (AND HONESTLY, SHE CAN). IF SHE WANTS TO REPAINT, REARRANGE, OR REMODEL A ROOM.........SHE DOESN'T EVEN HAVE TO ASK ME FOR HELP, AND USUALLY WON'T. :D

[WhatsHisFace]

Enjoy that while it lasts. :eek: And buy her diamonds. Lots and lots of diamonds.

[Mentok]

I cant stand those shows :mad:

[WhatsHisFace]

I need to shower and then read a few chapters. ONE LOVE TO MY SHH! CREW HOMIE G MACK DADDYS OH YEAH!!!

I got carried away. Sorry.

Ta ta fellow "Lair" lovers... muahahaha.

[THWIP*]

Enjoy that while it lasts. :eek: And buy her diamonds. Lots and lots of diamonds.


SHE HAS A 3/4 CARAT ON HER ENGAGEMENT RING, WHICH IS FUSED TO HER WEDDING BAND, WITH 5 SMALL DIAMONDS IN IT. SHE TOLD ME THOSE ARE THE ONLY DIAMONDS SHE WOULD EVER WEAR. BUT I SPOIL HER IN OTHER WAYS. :up:

[THWIP*]

I cant stand those shows :mad:


IS IT BECAUSE YOU LOOK LIKE CLIVE PEARSE? :o

http://img520.imageshack.us/img520/2996/245clivepearse44reemail201sh3.jpg



:p

[Mentok]

IS IT BECAUSE YOU LOOK LIKE CLIVE PEARSE? :o

http://img520.imageshack.us/img520/2996/245clivepearse44reemail201sh3.jpg



:p

BAH! I'm atleast 5% more manly than he is :mad:

Plus I look fabulous in purple.

[Mentok]

I just youtubed him... I could totally do a better job than he does too :o

Give me a show FOX :cmad:

[THWIP*]

BAH! I'm atleast 5% more manly than he is :mad:

Plus I look fabulous in purple.



MAYBE.......BUT THE RESEMBLANCE IS STILL UNCANNY. :D :p

[CrypticOne]

www.kotaku.com (http://www.kotaku.com)



Ahhh... So thats what a fumble sounds like :o

Hmm...I don't like this. Whats happening Sony?

[Addendum]

Hmm...I don't like this. Whats happening Sony?
http://sickopath.com/rp5.JPG

[Fran]

www.kotaku.com (http://www.kotaku.com)



Ahhh... So thats what a fumble sounds like :o

(Insert sinister laugh)

HA! :D:woot:

[GoldenAgeHero]

President of Sony, Ken Kutaragi, was quoted by reporters saying, "If you asked me if Sony's strength in hardware was in decline, right now I guess I would have to say that might be true."


oh gawd thats pure awesome-ness.