Rewrite a slogan for a product!

[Spider-Man]

Take a popular product and rewrite a slogan for them. Example:

Tivo -- make TV your *****.

Go nuts. :word:

[THERETURN]

Tampons - the advert shown most at meal time!

[November Rain]

calsberg-probably the worst beer in the world

[THERETURN]

George Forman Grills - their not that good but i put my name on it. (FOR MONEY)

[Corinthian™]

Trojans: named after a group of people that died to a bunch of guys that inflirtated their deffenses with a ****ing horse... that's how reliable we are

[THERETURN]

Dr Pepper - the worst that could happen is drinking this vile ****.

[Addendum]

Budweiser - This is watered down beer

[November Rain]

bud's not beer, it's the piss remains of someone who's had a proper beer.

:down

[jimmy]

Dude, you're getting a VHT!

[THERETURN]

Skittles - How the **** can you taste a rainbow

[The Immortal!]

Coke - The soda that cleans the rust off your pennies. Imagine what it is doing to your digestive system.

[heypapajinx]

Chiquita Bananas: not just for the lonely housewife anymore

Valtrex: so you'll never feel guilty about not telling your partner you're infected

Sheik: when you can feel yourself catching something just by looking at them

[THERETURN]

Dell - Don't explode till you get them home.

[The Immortal!]

Mac - Won't get you a virus, but will get you pissed because, well,...Macs suck.

[RogueLDN]

Vagisil

When your Vag is ill use Vagisil

[THERETURN]

Mcdonalds - 60% of the time the foods cooked everytime.

Mcdonalds - Enjoy a long & healthy life with our range of fat & grease.

[THERETURN]

Cigarettes - 100 million can't be wrong (but they may die)

[heypapajinx]

Mcdonalds - 60% of the time the foods cooked everytime.

das is gut!

[THERETURN]

Mcdonalds - employees of the month SAM & ELLA

[heypapajinx]

Mcdonalds - employees of the month SAM & ELLA
i don't believe you wrote that yourself... LAWSUIT!
ha!
good. good.
http://i38.photobucket.com/albums/e109/heypapajinx/firbug.jpg

[jimmy]

Washburn guitars - Milking the late Dimebag Darrell's name every chance we get

http://www.deanguitars.com/userpics/lib5/boogwoh.jpg

[THERETURN]

Stingray - Steve Irwin never misses an episode.

[jimmy]

Diamond Amps - We endorse insanly amazing guitarists because our amps suck THAT much.

http://www.diamondamplification.com/images/amp_head2.jpg

[Venom Drool]

Mc Afee Virus protection: We **** with your computer, so they don't have to

[VenomXXXXL]

Stingray - Steve Irwin never misses an episode.

NOT cool.

[VenomXXXXL]

Metamucil: we're proud to be a steaming pile of crap.

[THERETURN]

NOT cool.

Sorry! i got carried away! didn't mean anything against him.

[THERETURN]

NOT cool.

Sorry!

[AllThingsComic]

Budweiser- the beer you rent every 20 minutes!

[THERETURN]

Indian Food - looks and smells alot nicer 1st time you see it.

[AllThingsComic]

KY massage gel- Yeah Right!

[THERETURN]

Vagisil - gets up all those nooks and cranny's.

[Utter Carnage]

George Bush: (with 'tard voice) "I like nuts."

[THERETURN]

Prostitutes - in the long run its cheaper than getting married (just ask sir paul mccartney)

[Wilhelm-Scream]

uh, "F*** the Rainbow." ? :(

[Equint77]

Reading is Fundemental you ignorant muther****er

[Man-Thing]

Ben & Jerry's: Hi we are dumbasses.

[Man-Thing]

Progressive Insurance: Hi, we are progessive dumbasses.

[Equint77]

Viagra.. made for limp d**ks like you.

or would you prefer us to call you noodle doodle.

[THERETURN]

Viagra eye drops - Does nothing down below but makes you look hard!

[Man-Thing]

RC Cola: "We're still in busisness?"

[Equint77]

Planters: Put These Nuts In Your Mouth.

[Man-Thing]

Toyota Pryus: Come and be a huge wuss.

[Drakon]

Viagra--If you can't find a partner, at least you have a towelrack

[THERETURN]

Trojans - the only way to stop another Rob Schneider

[Fledermaus]

Beer: It's not just for breakfast anymore.

Preperation H: It's for your a**hole.

[AllThingsComic]

Viagra- don't chew'em or you'll get a stiff neck.

[AllThingsComic]

Jose Cuervo- Beacuse at 10 she's a 2 and at 2 she's a 10!



Never take no shorts cus Brooklyns the borough!

[MagicPrime]

Trojans: named after a group of people that died to a bunch of guys that inflirtated their deffenses with a ****ing horse... that's how reliable we are

I never realized how contradicting and ironic that was...

[MagicPrime]

Microsoft -- "We own shares of Mac, so no matter what - we get your money!"

[Erzengel]

I remember when Mona Lisa Smile came out the same time as Spider-Man and I use to joke that it's tag line should be.

"C'mon how many times can you watch Spider-Man!"

[redmarvel]

Maxwell House Coffee - The best non restricted way to start your day.

Eggo Waffles - The alternative to cooking a good breakfast

Prune Juice - When regularity really counts.

[Asteroid-Man]

How do you kill a human faced satan cat?
Great thread for spanning, lots of fun

The Batman Begins Sequel Art Thread
Was (and still is) a great place to hype up for TDK without having anything productional (IE pictures, videos etc). And people have gotten better and better in their manips. Inclding myself.

The Civil War Thread
Civil War was he first comic I have ever actually bought from a comic book store. I also realy enjoyed the plot and seeing how MANY others still enjoy the thread and the comic and discussing about it!

[Addendum]

Roadrunner Records- Re-releasing our back catalog all the time because our current catalog sucks, except for Opeth and DragonForce

[redmarvel]

Disney - Regurgitating old movie ideas because we don't want to pay anyone to come up with something new.

Disney - Locking our best movies in vaults for 10 years to really make you pay for the priviledge of watching them

[Addendum]

Ramen Noodles- The lifeblood of every college student. Ever.

[redmarvel]

YouTube - Your chance to break copyright laws