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Mister Sinister
09-19-2006, 06:43 AM
RIDDLE, I MEANT RIDDLE

Arnold Schwarzenegger has a big one.

Michael J. Fox has a small one.

Madonna doesn't have one.

The Pope has one but doesn't use it.

Clinton uses his all the time.

Bush is one

Mickey Mouse has an unusual one.

Liberace never used his on women.

Jerry Seinfeld is very, very proud of his.

Cher claims that she took on 3.

We never saw Lucy use Desi's.

What is it?
Hades
09-19-2006, 06:52 AM
Oh, gee. I don't know, a dick ::whatever:
Mister Sinister
09-19-2006, 07:28 AM
no, you perv!
The Amazing Lee
09-19-2006, 07:42 AM
A wallet?
Darthphere
09-19-2006, 07:44 AM
Brain?
redmarvel
09-19-2006, 07:45 AM
car

I agree with Bach... though it's hard to believe Madonna doesn't have one.
Philly Phanboy
09-19-2006, 07:45 AM
Last name.
redmarvel
09-19-2006, 07:48 AM
Last name.

That would make sense except:


Liberace never used his on women.

Cher claims that she took on 3.


I don't think she was ever "Cher Bono"
Hades
09-19-2006, 07:48 AM
Last name.
Oh, God damn you.
Mister Sinister
09-19-2006, 07:57 AM
Last name.
CORRECT!
Darthphere
09-19-2006, 07:58 AM
Well that didnt last the whole day.
The Amazing Lee
09-19-2006, 07:59 AM
I want another riddle now :)
AndThePickles
09-19-2006, 08:04 AM
no, you perv!

I thought that was the answer too :o
The Amazing Lee
09-19-2006, 08:06 AM
I think that is what we were meant to think. :o
Cyclops
09-19-2006, 08:45 AM
I knew it couldn't be "dick" because steroid use makes it teeny tiny. Or so I've heard.
AndThePickles
09-19-2006, 08:46 AM
I thought steroids just made people's balls teeny tiny.
Holly Goodhead
09-19-2006, 08:48 AM
Ew, I hate little balls.
Mister Sinister
09-19-2006, 09:00 AM
I want another riddle now :)
One for you to ponder over

There were two mothers and two daughters,and they all went fishing.All of them caught a fish but when they counted there were only three fish.
Mee
09-19-2006, 09:17 AM
One for you to ponder over

There were two mothers and two daughters,and they all went fishing.All of them caught a fish but when they counted there were only three fish.
One of them died. Stingray.
Darthphere
09-19-2006, 11:06 AM
Ew, I hate little balls.


You didnt complain last night.:cmad:


:huh:
redmarvel
09-19-2006, 11:09 AM
Grandmother, Mother and Daughter = 2 Mothers and 2 Daughters
Daisy
09-19-2006, 11:09 AM
One for you to ponder over

There were two mothers and two daughters,and they all went fishing.All of them caught a fish but when they counted there were only three fish.

Three women/three generations

1. grandmother/mother
2. mother/daughter
3. daughter
Mister Sinister
09-19-2006, 11:52 AM
correct.
November Rain
09-19-2006, 12:32 PM
3 generations of women catching fish????

:rolleyes::jealous::rolleyes:
The Amazing Lee
09-19-2006, 12:54 PM
More riddles I say. MORE!