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JokerNick
09-19-2006, 03:19 PM
http://news.yahoo.com/s/nm/20060919/od_nm/penis_transplant1_dc


talk about a bad day....
Avalanche
09-19-2006, 03:22 PM
Upon initial reading, the title of this thread led me to believe the man had somehow actually lost a penis. As in he couldn't find it.

That would have been better.
Spider-Man Luvr28
09-19-2006, 03:24 PM
Men & their penises.:rolleyes: Keep that thing locked away until you need to use it.:p
Peter_Porker
09-19-2006, 03:25 PM
One word.....

OUCH!!!!!
Edd Extraordinaire
09-19-2006, 03:25 PM
This sounds like the plot of an Uwe Boll romance.
Darthphere
09-19-2006, 03:29 PM
Men & their penises.:rolleyes: Keep that thing locked away until you need to use it.:p


Thats not what you told me...
THWIP*
09-19-2006, 03:29 PM
"Surgeons in China who said they performed the first successful penis transplant had to remove the donated organ because of the severe psychological problems it caused to the recipient and his wife."


"I'M SORRY HONEY, BUT I JUST CAN'T DO THIS.....IT'S TOO CREEPY. I FEEL LIKE I'M F***ING 'FRANKENSTEIN'. :( "
JokerNick
09-19-2006, 03:30 PM
"Surgeons in China who said they performed the first successful penis transplant had to remove the donated organ because of the severe psychological problems it caused to the recipient and his wife."


"I'M SORRY HONEY, BUT I JUST CAN'T DO THIS.....IT'S TOO CREEPY. I FEEL LIKE I'M F***ING 'FRANKENSTEIN'. :( "


lol... maybe they can give him a bionic one... i'd bet she'd like that... then during his free time, he can use it as a jackhammer
Edd Extraordinaire
09-19-2006, 03:31 PM
He should contact that bobbit guy.
DOG LIPS
09-19-2006, 03:32 PM
Men & their penises.:rolleyes: Keep that thing locked away until you need to use it.:p
Rowr. :o



had to remove the donated organ because of the severe psychological problems it caused to the recipient and his wife.

:huh::csad:
Tropico
09-19-2006, 03:35 PM
Heh, wouldn't it be ironic if the name of the doctor sounds like "willy" when said in Chinese?:D
THWIP*
09-19-2006, 03:36 PM
had to remove the donated organ because of the severe psychological problems it caused to the recipient and his wife.

:huh::csad:


YEAH.....HERE'S MY TAKE ON THAT. (http://www.superherohype.com/forums/showpost.php?p=10154955&postcount=7) :o
THWIP*
09-19-2006, 03:36 PM
Heh, wouldn't it be ironic if the name of the doctor sounds like "willy" when said in Chinese?:D


:dry:
DOG LIPS
09-19-2006, 03:36 PM
YEAH.....HERE'S MY TAKE ON THAT. (http://www.superherohype.com/forums/showpost.php?p=10154955&postcount=7) :o
Pfft, like I ever read your posts. :cmad:
THWIP*
09-19-2006, 03:39 PM
Pfft, like I ever read your posts. :cmad:


THAT'S PROBABLY A GOOD THING.........FOR BOTH OF US. ;)
Tropico
09-19-2006, 03:40 PM
:dry:

At least I don't whore my post out thinking it so goddamn funny.:D:up:
THWIP*
09-19-2006, 03:43 PM
At least I don't whore my post out thinking it so goddamn funny.:D:up:


I NEVER SAID ANYTHING ABOUT IT BEING FUNNY; I SHOWED IT TO 'DL', BECAUSE HE USED THE :huh: IN HIS POST.......THOUGHT IT MIGHT HELP HIM UNDERSTAND WHERE THE POOR LADY WAS COMING FROM. :dry:
bunk
09-19-2006, 03:44 PM
The one thing I take from that is the idea of using centimeters to measure one's self. 10 cm sounded so much better than four inches.:yay:
Tropico
09-19-2006, 03:45 PM
I NEVER SAID ANYTHING ABOUT IT BEING FUNNY; I SHOWED IT TO 'DL', BECAUSE HE USED THE :huh: IN HIS POST.......THOUGHT IT MIGHT HELP HIM UNDERSTAND WHERE THE POOR LADY WAS COMING FROM. :dry:

Bwahahahahahahahahahahaha! Riiiiiiiiiiight!!!!! :D
lordofthenerds
09-19-2006, 03:46 PM
I see what happened now, they gave him the penus that had a mind of its own! :wow: One penus to rule them all...
THWIP*
09-19-2006, 03:51 PM
Bwahahahahahahahahahahaha! Riiiiiiiiiiight!!!!! :D


ARE YOU RETARDED? :huh:
Ben Urich
09-19-2006, 04:35 PM
Am I the only one who thought of the King Missile song Detachable Penis? :confused:
Gamma Ray
09-19-2006, 04:45 PM
There had been no signs of the 10-centimetre (4-inch) organ being rejected by the recipient's body.

LOL! No wonder he didn't want it. :joker:
DOG LIPS
09-19-2006, 04:46 PM
LOL! No wonder he didn't want it. :joker:
Yeah, but the guy is from..... nevermind. :o
Tropico
09-19-2006, 05:36 PM
ARE YOU RETARDED? :huh:

No, I'm not the one using caps and calling people names.;) I just find you funny.:D
unstoppable
09-19-2006, 05:49 PM
how do you lose a penis?
THWIP*
09-19-2006, 05:52 PM
No, I'm not the one using caps and calling people names.;) I just find you funny.:D


I POST LIKE THIS TO MAKE IT EASIER FOR ALL THE RETARDS TO READ. YOU SHOULD THANK ME, DAMMIT! :cmad:
Tropico
09-19-2006, 06:07 PM
I POST LIKE THIS TO MAKE IT EASIER FOR ALL THE RETARDS TO READ. YOU SHOULD THANK ME, DAMMIT! :cmad:

Sorry, I didn't know you had to write like that so you could read it. If I had known you had a condition I wouldn't have been joking with you. I apologize, it was VERY insensitive of me.:(