The Abridged Version!

[Cyclops]

http://www.the-editing-room.com/?script=xmen3

Enjoy!

[storm-x-fan]

wow that was gr8. thanx.

[storm-x-fan]

wow that was gr8. thanx.

[Majik1387]

Best Link Ever! :D

[La_She-Beast]

lmao thanx :D

[ntcrawler]

And it's all so true!!!! one of the best links and rewrites EVER!

[AznBABYBANDIT]

Lol Nice

[N_z0]

Definitely agree about the lame team line-up in this movie. *ugh*

[Nell2ThaIzzay]

I understand the whole purpose of this, but I really couldn't stop :whatever: :whatever: :whatever: while reading through that.

[flavio_lebeau]

i've read that once. While some parts made me slightly smile, it never brings me a true laugh. And I'm an easy person to laugh...

[Decay]

I was quite funny but I don't understand why everybody hates Halle so much...

[Angamb]

Storm had the screentime she deserved, the problem is the rest didn't, except Logan, of course, who was the only Star of the film.

[Cyclops]

I understand the whole purpose of this, but I really couldn't stop :whatever: :whatever: :whatever: while reading through that.

What a shock.

[TKing]

To needlessly pad the scene with superfluous action in order to compensate for the lackluster script?

So true.

[Lightning Strykez!]

C'mon guys, this was hilarious. It's okay to laugh. :oldrazz: I had tears in my eyes, it was so good.

Although I must agree with the others, the Halle-bashing seriously had me looking at the calendar to check what year it was again. :whatever:

But this part.....


IAN MCKELLEN
Welcome back, Rebecca. So what are everyone's powers?


VINNIE JONES
I'm big. And dumb. And I wear a stupid-looking helmet, just like you.


ERIC DANE
I can make copies of myself.

Suddenly, REBECCA is shot with a CURE BULLET. She turns into a regular human


IAN MCKELLEN
Oh. Well, **** you then, human.

...had me on the damn floor in hysterics. LMAO!!

[PeRfEcT_StOrM]

PMSL lol it was funny













akward. ;D

[Ebil Gig]

LOL!:D

My favorite part was when Hugh talks to James at the beginning lol :D

[TKing]

Hank, to Storm:

What the hell do you do again?

LOL. :woot:

[Muad'Dib]

LOL that was awesome. I laughed it was so funny, I cried it was so true.

[JustABill]

Lmfao. That Beast line was great and I'm one of the biggest Halle supporters here.

''What the hell do you do again?"

[DarknessOfDeath]

Meanwhile...


HUGH JACKMAN confronts JAMES MARSDEN.


HUGH JACKMAN
Hey man, what's your problem?


JAMES MARSDEN
Look at me! I'm stubbly! It's one full day since I've shaved! I'm a f***ing wreck.


HUGH JACKMAN
Look, I know you're having a tough time with the loss of Famke...


JAMES MARSDEN
What? No, I'm pissed off because Halle Berry managed to negotiate her way into being the team leader instead of me. Halle Berry, man. F***ing Catwoman.


JAMES speeds away on his bike.


....

Love it. LOL. Notice in the entire thing, Famke has no lines for most of the movie which is true to a certain point of view. lol So true :oldrazz: :woot:

[Seen]

Ah, I love those Abridged script thingies. This one was quite hilarious. :D

[Mike059jig]

LOL...very funny

[Goddessreicho]

He forgot to mention how Storm/Halle didn't have a purpose never had a purpose and was a plant to make it look like they actually cared about diversty in the movies.

He also forgot about how Storm didn't actually get anything. She wasn't the leader, Logan shctuck her for that, and Xavier is alive so he has the keys to the mansion in his pocket.


Beast was right: What the hell does she do again?

[lordofthenerds]

Lmao, that was hilarious. :up: It made some good points too.

[ntcrawler]

^^^ [sighs... hugs Storm]

YES, the best script, EVER. Funny because it's true, sad because it's true. It's almost tempting to make a movie out of it. It would bring the theater's roof down.

[JeanGrey12]

"AARON STANFORD
Er, wait. I just made fire in my hands. Did you really just try to intimidate me by turning into a porcupine?"

I was thinking that every time I saw the movie lol

[BMM]

"AARON STANFORD
Er, wait. I just made fire in my hands. Did you really just try to intimidate me by turning into a porcupine?"

I was thinking that every time I saw the movie lol

Haha. I did too. I remember seeing that scene and thinking, " . . . are you kidding? Pyro could take you in a second."

[La_She-Beast]

Lmfao. That Beast line was great and I'm one of the biggest Halle supporters here.

''What the hell do you do again?"

Lmao yeah- I also love the fact they put the actors' names, nice touch :D

[storm-x-fan]

definetely funny though the language was a bit ... slang.

[Cyclops]

I thought the follow-up line was even better than Aaron's question. "Hey. Don't **** with me or I'll trick you into hugging me and kill you."

[Storms Hair]

My mutant power is being able to manipulate people into giving me the lead in this movie despite being a shockingly bad actress. People should die. :o

[ThE_PhOeNiX]

Lmfao

[gambitfire]

LOL that was great.

Although i think it should of made fun of Wolverine too. But heaven forbid that happen.

[AznBABYBANDIT]

who made this?

[gap5ewl]

Rotflmao!!!!!!!

[AznBABYBANDIT]

so... no one knows that maker?

[Cyclops]

As one can plainly see directly under the title, the script was authored by a Rod Hilton.

[javon]

Great! LMAO That WAS HILARiOUS

[javon]

He forgot to mention how Storm/Halle didn't have a purpose never had a purpose and was a plant to make it look like they actually cared about diversty in the movies.

He also forgot about how Storm didn't actually get anything. She wasn't the leader, Logan shctuck her for that, and Xavier is alive so he has the keys to the mansion in his pocket.


Beast was right: What the hell does she do again?
You can surely say that again. But noooo remember nobody else besides Logan and Storm got what they desreved :whatever: . And why does everyone think halle is a bad actress?!!! I SERIOUSLY don't understand that. I know its an opinion, but I seriosly don't see how she's a bad actress. But yeah...that was hilarious...I'm thinking about making my own....