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Clerk
10-16-2006, 12:42 AM
Events in the last day are starting to point this way......

1) My friend had this dream that I ruled a mountain and kept my *****es in check, and to top it off, I go to Heaven. Though the convo is weird, confusing and badly typed, read through it if you dare.

******: and so maybe u will end up being thta person in my dream
Liquidninja12: so basically, ive started the domino that will eventually lead to my death
Liquidninja12: and its good?
******: well.....it is a happy ending......u do finally find Jesus......just a lot of death, destruction, ruling by fear, blood......and if i hadn't the will and the power of God, u would haev killed me, taken over the world, and sent it into darkness
Liquidninja12: sounds like a ****ing good life
******: but u did did Jesus...thoug hu almsot hasd me wondering myself
Liquidninja12: i get to kill and plunder
Liquidninja12: and then go to heaven
******: it is strange, yes
Liquidninja12: howd i rule the world
******: though, u do go thru immense pain...before u finally go to Jesus, though, since u ahve cut so many tiems.......u would prolly not ebe qutie as afflicted......maybe thta is y it took so friggin much to bring u down to accept Jesus
Liquidninja12: goddamn
Liquidninja12: i dig it
******: u didn't rule hte world. u ruled htis mountian community. u had a big military, and u were harsh, but so many people loved u. u were ruling htem by deception, they thoguth u were good, but u werehorrible. my commandos and i stormed ur bases, and exposed ur tyranny, and i called u out. u went on the run, adn i chased u, untill our showdown
Liquidninja12: i guess i won
Liquidninja12: I probly took him over too
******: but u did go thru a lto of pain...enough that u cried out to Jesus to heal u, which was prolyl good, because if u wouldn't have died, i finally had hte upper hand, thigns woudl ahve got realybad for both of us
******: though, i do find it odd that when i told Kat htis and she said maybe it was prophetic, that man i immediately thought would be u. and a reaosn much like wut has happened. and htsi was way back whe nu and sarah were on top of the world

2) I guess in a later conversation, me breaking up with my girlfriend of 2 years set off this chain of events..... oddly enough, I broke up with her shortly before my friend and I had that discussion.

3) My mom and dad came back from Italy and gave me a Saddam Hussein hat....

Oh snap!! :eek:

*Im just kidding, I just wanted to share the weird ass convos I have with my Christian friends.*

The Apatow Crew
10-16-2006, 12:46 AM
No the next hitler is Holly.

Shes already far more meanier than he ever was.:o

Maxwell Smart
10-16-2006, 12:46 AM
Cliffs?

SuperFerret
10-16-2006, 12:49 AM
Not Hitler. Maybe the next Julia Roberts, but not the next Hitler.

Crowforge
10-16-2006, 12:49 AM
I didn't read your post but you are from jersey...

Clerk
10-16-2006, 12:50 AM
Not Hitler. Maybe the next Julia Roberts, but not the next Hitler.

I'm all about getting it on with Richard Gere.

SuperFerret
10-16-2006, 12:52 AM
I'm all about getting it on with Richard Gere.

So you're part gerbil too, eh?

Clerk
10-16-2006, 01:01 AM
Part Cindy Crawford

The Apatow Crew
10-16-2006, 01:02 AM
I am the "one: I'm the next Neo.

SuperFerret
10-16-2006, 01:04 AM
Part Cindy Crawford

Ah. I see.

I am the "one: I'm the next Neo.

Ookay....

*backs away slowly*

Holly Goodhead
10-16-2006, 01:06 AM
No the next hitler is Holly.

Shes already far more meanier than he ever was.:o

**** you Frankenberry.

The Apatow Crew
10-16-2006, 01:07 AM
**** you Frankenberry.See what i mean?

Angry.

SuperFerret
10-16-2006, 01:07 AM
**** you Frankenberry.

Now I want some Frankenberry. :(


And there's no milk in the house.

Holly Goodhead
10-16-2006, 01:10 AM
See what i mean?

Angry.

Well you do have a point. I would thoroughly enjoy lining up everyone you love and shooting them dead, regardless of their religion.

Holly Goodhead
10-16-2006, 01:10 AM
Now I want some Frankenberry. :(


And there's no milk in the house.

I've been craving Fruit Loops for like a year but I keep forgetting.

The Apatow Crew
10-16-2006, 01:11 AM
Well you do have a point. I would thoroughly enjoy lining up everyone you love and shooting them dead, regardless of their religion.Well that be a short list then.

I think the list of guys you gangbanged was longer.

SuperFerret
10-16-2006, 01:12 AM
When I moved out of my parent's house last month Froot Loops were what I ate for a week.

The Apatow Crew
10-16-2006, 01:12 AM
I've been craving Fruit Loops for like a year but I keep forgetting.Well you know what they say. "You are what you eat" :woot:

Holly Goodhead
10-16-2006, 01:13 AM
Well that be a short list then.

I think the list of guys you gangbanged was longer.

Yeah, probably. :huh:

Mr.Census
10-16-2006, 01:19 AM
No, none of you losers on here even resemble Hitler in anyway, especially the creator of this thread and this Holly loser.

To be like Hitler you would need: courage, bravado, charism, intelligence, strength, and empathy!

Something none of you nerds and lonely losers have!:o

SuperFerret
10-16-2006, 01:21 AM
No, none of you losers on here even resemble Hitler in anyway, especially the creator of this thread and this Holly loser.

To be like Hitler you would need: courage, bravado, charism, intelligence, strength, and empathy!

Something none of you nerds and lonely losers have!:o

Hitler was a shriveled little troll, how was he charismatic?

MrScissorhands
10-16-2006, 02:32 AM
Heh, I can't believe you just questioned Hitler's charisma and not his empathy. :p

I think a lot of Hitler's charisma came from his rhetorical skills and preferences for the operatic.
I agree with you he was a shrivelled little troll though.

AznBABYBANDIT
10-16-2006, 05:34 AM
U're my next Pet... ;p

SuperFerret
10-16-2006, 07:22 AM
Heh, I can't believe you just questioned Hitler's charisma and not his empathy. :p

I think a lot of Hitler's charisma came from his rhetorical skills and preferences for the operatic.
I agree with you he was a shrivelled little troll though.

It's more fun to be unpredictable.

XwolverineX
10-16-2006, 07:23 AM
lol, what a thread.

cyborg ninja 14
10-16-2006, 03:47 PM
Just as "Bale Dammit" eventually led to Bale being cast as Batman, perhaps a similar campaign would work for Clerk to become the next fuher?

Clerk
10-16-2006, 04:42 PM
No, none of you losers on here even resemble Hitler in anyway, especially the creator of this thread and this Holly loser.

To be like Hitler you would need: courage, bravado, charism, intelligence, strength, and empathy!

Something none of you nerds and lonely losers have!:o

So Hitler was a winner. :huh: