A never ending story of batman....

[orange]

I've seen people do this somewhere else on the net and i was just wondering about how it would work out with batman.
Lets make a neverending story about him:
rules are:
you have to complete the prevoius posts sentence by using at MOST three words, so its something like this:
if somebody posts:
Batman walks in
you can reply by saying
his living room
then maybe reply like:
wearing his famous
Then maybe:
Post 4: bat suit which
Then maybe
post 5: was torn by
u get the point....

ok ill start:
Batman invents a

[Fear of god]

...a pleasure machine...

[christo]

but he can't...

[Fledermaus]

find the proper...

(i wonder how long it will be before this thread takes a turn down Gay St.?)

[orange]

...material. He regains

[Fledermaus]

his composure, then...

[Kevin Roegele]

...without any warning...

[pwl4life]

...he's interupted by....

[orange]

...the joker who...

[DocLathropBrown]

...held up a...

[Kraven]

gun to his...

[Fear of god]

face

[Hellstormer]

...and started to...

[Kraven]

laugh hysterically. Batman

[The-Dark-Knight]

Rubbed himself

[AirKnight82]

all over with

[orange]

Bullet proof powder

[AirKnight82]

while the joker

[The-Dark-Knight]

went into his pocket and pulled out a large thin rubber.....

[AirKnight82]

went into his pocket and pulled out a large thin rubber.....

Yours doesn't really count due to the game so I'll shorten it! - 3 lines or less so I'll do yours -
Read the rules first next time!

Went into his (the dark night)

Room. Joker then (Airknight.):ninja:

[The-Dark-Knight]

(i just realised that.....anyway)

Opened a small.....

[The-Dark-Knight]

(i just realised that.....anyway)

Opened a small.....

[Hellstormer]

...wooden box that...

[AirKnight82]

started to bark.

[Slash]

and purr

[Kevin Roegele]

. "Joker!" shouted Batman,

[Hellstormer]

...as he saw...

[Kevin Roegele]

...his foe approach...

[The-Dark-Knight]

With a tiny

[orange]

deadly timed bomb

[Hellstormer]

Batman quickly dashed...

[trillionage]

...out the window...

[The-Dark-Knight]

Glass shards everywhere.

[pwl4life]

....just as the.....

[AirKnight82]

bat sign appeared

[Cobblepot]

Bats came from everywhere, Batman falling through them...

[orange]

getting his grapplinggun...

[Hellstormer]

getting his grapplinggun...
...he hit Joker...

[AirKnight82]

in the eye

[orange]

he swings toward...

[orange]

he swings toward...

[Cobblepot]

The nearest balcony.

[AirKnight82]

Joker Leaps towards

[Hellstormer]

the clock and finds...

[pwl4life]

.....a secret passageway....

[The-Dark-Knight]

It was dark, dank

[Hellstormer]

Joker found a switch...

[AirKnight82]

near Harley Quinn

[pwl4life]

..which when pressed...

[AirKnight82]

Lights came on.

[Hellstormer]

and he saw...

[AirKnight82]

Harley Quinn Smiling

[Hellstormer]

(can someone tell me how Harly Quin got here?)

[Fear of god]

because she inserted

[Hellstormer]

because she inserted
an explosive into

[orange]

the joker's expensive...

[Hellstormer]

the joker's expensive...
coat. "What!?" screamed Joker

[Spideyfan01]

..."because", laughed Harley...

[Hellstormer]

(ya know this started out cool but it went down the drain.:()

[pwl4life]

...Batman suddenly appears...

[Kraven]

to find them

[orange]

fighting and screaming

[Bat-Hombre]

in pure agony

[Cobblepot]

he bit his tongue.

[AirKnight82]

He Started towards

[pwl4life]

and threw a...

[AirKnight82]

Batarang at them

[Kraven]

it knicked Joker's...

[AirKnight82]

Jaw and Harley

[orange]

was quick to

[AirKnight82]

Jump away! Batman

[pwl4life]

..caught her with.....

[AirKnight82]

His Bat Cable

[Kevin Roegele]

rather than his

[pwl4life]

net. Just then

[AirKnight82]

Batgirl Entered with

[pwl4life]

nightwing and robin

[Bat-Hombre]

They started to

[AirKnight82]

Sing and Dance!

[TheCaptain22555]

to 80s music

[Kevin Roegele]

. "HEY!" Shouted Batman....

[AirKnight82]

I'll join You

[orange]

He said and

[Fledermaus]

donned his rainbow

[pwl4life]

cape and cowl....

[Fledermaus]

and boogied till

[AirKnight82]

Batgirl looked around

[pwl4life]

and suddenly realized...

[orange]

she was late...

[Kevin Roegele]

...this month - meaning....

[pwl4life]

..she was dreaming.....

[The-Dark-Knight]

rude dreams of clayface

[pwl4life]

she woke up.....

[The-Dark-Knight]

Continued dancing while....

[Cobblepot]

Alfred is sitting

[orange]

and waiting for

[CLARKY]

the van to come

[The Joker]

which Joker hijacked

[orange]

with the help

[CLARKY]

of John Lennon

[Dark-Knight]

and Jesus of Nazareth

[The-Dark-Knight]

and zippy from rainbow

[orange]

meanwhile batman had

[The-Dark-Knight]

Caught Crabs

[CFE]

From a deranged albino who

CFE

[luis138]

had just finished eating a cockroach

[rnewbz]

that tasted like

[The-Dark-Knight]

Slightly Tangy Urine

[Mr. Socko]

And Batman said...

[Dark-Knight]

Get off me crabs I'm the goddamn Batman!!!!!

[Mr. Socko]

Then the Jugganaut came crashing into the room...

[rnewbz]

with a bad case of herpes

[Dark-Knight]

and said

[The-Dark-Knight]

'Stuart little, good film innit'


(note the vinne jones london accent)

[Dark-Knight]

Then Batman pulled down his pants and said...