Hype! Survivor 18: Glamorama DAY 15 A.M. -- “Deal, Or No Deal”

[Kipobe]

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v41/KaPers/Survivor/Misc/Glamorama1.jpg

Kmack. Who'd of thought her suicidal? Just a game or so ago she was the reigning champion. I take marginal credit for that success. And by marginal, I mean all. Kmack, I'll always love you. One day I hope to brush your hair. I'm so tired.

Kmack hasn't left the game though, she joins the jury, and therefore ensures her mark is left on the finale. The countdown begins to the end... either you're in, or your out. No day will prove this more than today. Another break from the team game today, folks. Day 15... a day like no other... let the beginning of the end: begin!

THE RULES (for you lucky non-Survivor fans):

The original group of 24 is carefully divided into three tribes of 8 from before the game begins. The tribes are constructed and built based on playing experience, talent and ability.

Each 'day' is marked by a new challenge. Each tribe will receive team challenges (instructions for challenges will be explained for each challenge). Right answers during challenges will obviously earn points and wrong answers will be worth none. The tribe with the most points at the end of the 'day' (or round) wins immunity. The tribe with the least points must vote off one of their members via PM in a tribal council. Also, in this game... immunity may be decided by something other than trivia. You will be completely briefed on this before it happens, so do not fret. In the event of any ties, first team with their answers in will win... unless stated otherwise in your specific challenge PM.

If your tribe happens to win three days in a row, then they'll be given a gift in addition to their immunity: they'll go to tribal council on behalf of the other tribe and they'll vote off ANYONE IN THE GAME THAT THEY CHOOSE.

At some point the three tribes will be merged into one tribe. The game will only have one merge at a time already designated. Only the hosts will know about this day until the time it actually happens. Until that time, there will be mandatory trading set aside on a day that will be specified at a later time. Once the merge takes place, the challenges will then be for individual points and only one individual will win immunity.

Hype! Survivor is a game of both strategy and deception. Alliances are both permitted, and encouraged. So find a friend, and sex their brains out. Masterminding and forethought are the keys to success. Laziness and ineffective play will both be penalized and exposed. Hosts have the right to intervene at any point in the game for the sake of keeping dead weight out. As a side note: alliances can be with any of the 24 players... doesn't matter who they are... doesn't matter what tribes they're on... just make sure it's someone you trust... or not. As the old saying goes: keep your friends close, and your enemies closer.

***NEW*** The hosting duties in this game will be a little different. In order to ensure balance and fair play, a third host will be heavily involved in the game. They will review questionable calls and challenges, and they will also break up conflicts between the two active hosts. In order to allow the game to flow smoothly, their identity will not be revealed until the end so their integrity to the game's fairness may never be questioned. They may also silently assist in challenge structures and the like. In case the Ghost Host feels the issue is too complex to rule on, we'll bring in a Ghost Jury. Both 'sides' will argue their case as complete as possible, and a group of Hype! Survivor experts will read both arguments and make the call. The hosts will be powerless to overturn the judgment call at this point.

The final Jury will be composed of 9 people: everyone voted off from the remaining nine players who didn't make the finals, and as a bonus, the two game hosts will also have a vote in the Jury by the merits of a final challenge. They will not be responsible for collecting the votes, and will not see the outcome until everyone else does. The work of collecting votes will be up to the Ghost Host! The complete Jury will vote FOR WHO THEY THINK SHOULD WIN of the final two remaining players to find the winner of the Hype! Survivor.

A note on cheating: It's very easy to cheat in this game. Very, very easy. Some of the rounds will be much more difficult to cheat at than others (some will be downright impossible to cheat on). Regardless, hosts have ways of catching you, and sometimes will even set up traps for you. If you feel you have to cheat, by all means, go ahead... but if you're caught, you WILL be penalized. Again, specific rules of what's legal or not will be in each challenge PM.

Please keep in mind that these rules are subject to change with warning. They're merely a guideline for the game, and specific details may crop up here and there. Play hard, read carefully, and allow your cutthroat skills to shine forth. Voila!

PMs will be sent out in a few. You're gonna need AIM if you don't already have it, and I'll need you to make yourself available if possible more in the day time or possibly on the weekend. Read the challenge PM carefully, folks. Many of you could be gone in just one day!

~ PLAYER BRACKET ~

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v41/KaPers/Survivor/Grids/Day15Grid.jpg

[Matt]

Final 8 already? This game is flying.

[Kipobe]

I'm in a hurry to kill everyone off, Matt!

[Imagination_13]

Can a guppy be raped? Would I ever want to rape a guppy, if said guppy could be raped? Yes, I ponder these questions.

[Holly Goodhead]

I dont like Lex's lack of posting in the Survivor threads. Mole, you know what to do. :cwink:
Lex = Mole:huh:

[Kipobe]

PMs sent... I'm too tired for this now, just read over everything, and for the 8 current players, practice your game of chance and see what your realistic odds are, so you'll be prepared when you play.

[Kipobe]

For the usurpers who I sent this to, no... ignore the AM part... just worry about the PM part.

I'll be in meetings all morning and the early afternoon likely tomorrow. If you need me, I'm sure Holly has the answrs you need, because please don't flood my PM box with your AIM names:donw

[Kipobe]

God I was tired when I wrote this thread... the opening part doesn't even make sense. :down

Anyway, I have a little time right now if anyone wants to have a go.

[Childlike Wild]

Dear Kipobe,

It's me.

Love,
CLW :heart:

[Kmack]

I dont like Lex's lack of posting in the Survivor threads. Mole, you know what to do. :cwink:
Lex = Mole:huh:
Exactly when will the mole be revealed?

[kypade]

either when lackey is voted out, or on day 17, when the mole picks someone to go home.

[Darren Daring]

Merge!

[Kmack]

::Bored:: Someone send me the challenge:o

[Darren Daring]

Get out!

[Colossal Spoons]

::Bored:: Someone send me the challenge:o

Same here please.

You did well Kmack :up:

[Darren Daring]

It's not a challenge that can be sent.

And she onyl did well when comapred to you, Spoons:mad:

[Kipobe]

ANNOUNCEMENT

When you get ready to play, you're gonna have to mark off the ones you knocked out on your own. Here's a game board if it'll help you, or use pen and paper.

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v41/KaPers/Survivor/board.jpg

G'bye.

[Darren Daring]

Kimpompoline, is there any way we can do a round through PMs?

[Colossal Spoons]

I've never understood this game, this should be informative. :up:

[Darren Daring]

they let you play it over at nbc.com. Easy to learn, tough to win!

Also, no skill involved, so good for a challenge:updownup:

[Colossal Spoons]

As long as I don't have to look at Howie...

[Ronny Shade]

Is this that television program hosted by that hideous bald man? :ugh:

[Darren Daring]

Goddamned kids, mayeb you rememebr a little show called St. Elsewhere?

[JewishHobbit]

dang it, I'm a pro at this. I picked the Million Dollar case two shows in a row!!! I'm just a horrible gambler :(

[Darren Daring]

dang it, I'm a pro at this. I picked the Million Dollar case two shows in a row!!! I'm just a horrible gambler :(

Yes, clearly you're good at this.[/shocked and awed]

[maxwell's demon]

whew!

[Darren Daring]

Max, I was so worried for you, I almost died:(

[Kipobe]

People who've completed it:

Childlike Wild
maxwell's demon

Everyone else needs to go. Oh, and Brodie... can't do it via PMs. Takes long enough as it is on AIM.

[Darren Daring]

Well, I can't get on Aim for a while. You want to wiat or you want to get ti done.

I'll do it right here, out in teh open, if you want.

[Kipobe]

*edit- we can do it later, it's cool

[Darren Daring]

For serious? Just one round, though. Let's do it.

[maxwell's demon]

i still have no idea how to play deal or no deal.*




*?

[Darren Daring]

If max ends up having a better score than me, I'm gonna cut some ablls off:mad:

[Darren Daring]

*edit- we can do it later, it's cool

No, I wanna do it now, C'mon:mad:

[maxwell's demon]

If max ends up having a better score than me, I'm gonna cut some ablls off:mad:
whose?:mad:

[Darren Daring]

Erz's most likely. Whoever's nearest.

[maxwell's demon]

because if it's Spoons i'm really ok with that.

[maxwell's demon]

ok. that's fine too. his are robotic!

[Matt]

[Conan O'Brian] You know things are going to hell when we're relying on Howie Mandeeeeeellllll[/Conan O'Brian]

[Darren Daring]

It's fun, Howie Mandel is played by Pooh this round.

[Kipobe]

I shaved my head for the occasion

plus, I'm playing with Sofa right now, so later brodeo

[Darren Daring]

boo:(

[maxwell's demon]

i'll sub for kip, brodie.

[Darren Daring]

Good show!

[maxwell's demon]

bank offer: $1,063,001.85

DEAL? or NO DEAL?

[Darren Daring]

ooh, let me ask my french maid.

[maxwell's demon]

i want a french maid

[Imagination_13]

Deal or No Deal would be a much better show if inside one of the briefcases was a small chinaman who, upon the opening of the case, leaped at you before kicking you in the face. :up:

[maxwell's demon]

hell yes

[Darren Daring]

This is why Tuk should kill Howie Mandell and wear his face, I've been saying it since ought four.

[maxwell's demon]

brodie time is running out!:mad:


DEAL or NO DEAL?

[Darren Daring]

Deal!

[Holly Goodhead]

the worst is just around the bend, and does he notice, my feelings for him, and will he see, how much he means to me, i think it's not to be,:csad:

[maxwell's demon]

brodie wins.

[Kipobe]

Time doesn't run out on the show, max... sometimes they sit there for a whole hour whilst someone decides. Nothing else even happens. Howie Mandell is off-screen taking golden showers and eating imported caramels from Lithuania.

[Imagination_13]

:csad:

Maybe this will make you happy!

http://img.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2006/10/irwin271006_228x375.jpg

:yay:

[Holly Goodhead]

I think I saw this show once. It was a black woman and they started bringing out more black people from the audience and she was crying because they were shipped over from Africa. :huh:

[Darren Daring]

I think everyone needs to get out of Tim Burton's collective ass.

Big Fish forever!

[Imagination_13]

Howie Mandell is off-screen taking golden showers and eating imported caramels from Lithuania.
In that order? :huh:

[maxwell's demon]

Time doesn't run out on the show, max... sometimes they sit there for a whole hour whilst someone decides. Nothing else even happens. Howie Mandell is off-screen taking golden showers and eating imported caramels from Lithuania.

it does when i'm host:cmad:



i told you i never watched the whow:csad:

[Darren Daring]

Kip, bad news, I rearranged my invite list for 19 and you're now #46.

[Holly Goodhead]

I hate it when iTunes only lets you get a song through Album Only. **** you!!!!!:cmad:

[maxwell's demon]

what song are you looking for?

[Holly Goodhead]

what song are you looking for?

Sally's Song - Fiona Apple

[Darren Daring]

Oops, Kip, jsut got bumped to 47. hell, even JAL is 42.

[Kipobe]

In that order? :huh:
Simultaneously. He's peeing on the caramels. He's very talented despite having OCD.

Incidentally, OCD is the second coolest disease to have behind tourettes.

[Imagination_13]

Why is JAL considered a freak? I see that he is regarded so, but I never saw why.

[maxwell's demon]

Sally's Song - Fiona Apple
http://inhouseradio.blogspot.com/2006/10/in-house-1732-fiona-apple-in-salt-lake.html (scroll down a bit. it's there.)

[Kipobe]

Oops, Kip, jsut got bumped to 47. hell, even JAL is 42.
You're bloody kidding me. I don't even find this funny, not even as a joke. I hope you choke on your shoes when I shove your own foot down your throat:cmad:

[Holly Goodhead]

http://inhouseradio.blogspot.com/2006/10/in-house-1732-fiona-apple-in-salt-lake.html (scroll down a bit. it's there.)

That doesnt help me.

[maxwell's demon]

Why is JAL considered a freak? I see that he is regarded so, but I never saw why.
you just don't know him like we do.

[maxwell's demon]

That doesnt help me.? the mp3 is there to download.:huh:

[Darren Daring]

You're bloody kidding me. I don't even find this funny, not even as a joke. I hope you choke on your shoes when I shove your own foot down your throat:cmad:

It's alphabetical.

[Darren Daring]

I'm so tricky!

[Holly Goodhead]

Where? How?

[Kipobe]

It's alphabetical.
Kipobe is short for 1aKipobe

[Kipobe]

Hey Brodie, you wanna do another one? You can't get on AIM?

[Darren Daring]

Tuk, here is an excerpt from JAL's script. Keep in mind, Seth is JAL, Stacy is Jessica Alba, and all his hopes and dreams rest on this script making him money.





This scene takes place at a bar at night time in Ca.

A Fews hours pass by like nothing.

Josh: Hey Seth look it's your women Stacy.

Seth: WHERE!

Chris : Over there stupid.

Josh: Hey Seth why don't you go over there and talk to her? Since your always talking about her.

Seth: Are you out of your mind? Do you know who that is?

Josh: It's justa person no different then from me or you.

Chris: dude i thinjk she'sa little overrated anyway if you ask me.

Seth: You out of your mind? She has to be my perfect dream girl.
I would do anything for her. Including fighting for her.

Chris: Dude your freaking me out a little.

Josh: Sounds like someone had a few to many drinks tonight?

Seth: Josh you might want to take Chris back to the hotel room.
I'll stay here and have a few more drinks before heading to the hotel.

Chris: (voice all slurred) What do you mean i'm drunk? (Chris falls off chair)

Josh: I'll catch you back at the hotel then man. I got to get this wild man back to the hotel before he hurts himself.

Seth: See ya then man.


Yelling And Fighting In Distance

Boyfriend: What do you mean your breaking up with me you stupid *****?!

Stacy: Your drunk don't say something you can't take back. Plus i caught you cheating with my bestfriend.

Boyfriend: What that **** of a friend you call tina?

Stacy: You also slept with Tina!? I was talking about Sarah.

Boyfriend: Who cares you whores all look the same to me!

Stacy: Goodbye Tom.

Tom: Your not going anywhere you ****! (Smacks Stacy across the face. As his hand rose back for the second time someone caught his hand)

Seth: Is there a problem here?

Tom: None Of your business jerk off!

Seth: Oh I think it is numb nuts.

Seth: Oh I think it's a problem when a guy like you puts his mits on a woman as beatiful as Stacy.

Tom: You better get out of here before i do something i'll regret like pound your face into the pavement.

Seth: If your looking to start a fight i'll be the one that ends it.


Tom takes a swing at Seth and he ducks under the punch and grabs his arm
and pulls it behind his back into a hammerlock postion and pushes him against the wall.


Seth: Now are you gonna leave her alone? Say it! and i'll let your arm go.

Tom: Ok i'll leave her alone.

Seth: Here i'm gonna let you go and i don't want to see you around her.


Seth Walks Over to Stacy.

Seth: He did not hurt you did he?

Stacy: No i'm ok it's juat a little bruise. I've had much worse happend to me.

Seth: All right.

Stacy: LOOK OUT!

Tom Charges At Seth With A Bottle

Seth: Ok where do it the hard way then!

Seth Punches Tom Right In the Face.
Tom Drops Like A Rock Bleeding from the face
A Broken Nose Amd Several Teeth Knocked Out,


Stacy: Seth do you want to get out of here with me?

Seth: I would love to but there is onething i need to do.


Seth Grabs Napkins From a Nearby Table And Gives
Them to A Bloody Tom. Picks Up Teeth From Ground
And Gives Them To Him

Seth: Here I think these belong to you. Plus you might want to go to the hopital and let a doctor check you out.

[maxwell's demon]

Where? How?scroll down below the picture of her. it says:

Fiona Apple

In House #1732.
Airdate: 10/25/06
Focus: Fiona Apple in Salt Lake City tonight, plus new music from Bert Jansch, Tanya Donnelly, Erin McKeown, and more.

BONUS MP3-
Fiona Apple, from Tim Burton's The Nightmare Before Christmas:
"Sally's Song" (MP3)

right click on "sally's song".-> save target as.

[Darren Daring]

Hey Brodie, you wanna do another one? You can't get on AIM?

Yes, those are two things that are happening to me right now.

[Imagination_13]

Fine! No one tell me! You mother ****ers!

:csad:

edit...oops. Tee-hee.

[Holly Goodhead]

scroll down below the picture of her. it says:

Fiona Apple

In House #1732.
Airdate: 10/25/06
Focus: Fiona Apple in Salt Lake City tonight, plus new music from Bert Jansch, Tanya Donnelly, Erin McKeown, and more.

BONUS MP3-
Fiona Apple, from Tim Burton's The Nightmare Before Christmas:
"Sally's Song" (MP3)

right click on "sally's song".-> save target as.

It doesnt say Save Target As

[maxwell's demon]

omg:csad:


Fiona Apple, from Tim Burton's The Nightmare Before Christmas:
"Sally's Song" (MP3)


jsut click on the link there.. download from the link, or just click it and wait. it'll play.

[Kipobe]

Yes, those are two things that are happening to me right now.
What do you wear to work? Is it a suit? Can I see it?

[Darren Daring]

What do you wear to work? Is it a suit? Can I see it?

What's going on? I'm frightened!

[Holly Goodhead]

omg:csad:

jsut click on the link im my edited post above. download formthe link, or just wait. it'll play.

IT DOESNT ****ING SAY SAVE TARGET AS
I want it now and youre pissing me off.

[maxwell's demon]

IT DOESNT ****ING SAY SAVE TARGET AS
I want it now and youre pissing me off.


what happens when you right click on the link?

[Kipobe]

What's going on? I'm frightened!
just curious. I've only ever seen that picture of you where you're standing in a pile of mess, and looking up at what I can only assume is a camera ceiling fan w/ light switch.

[Holly Goodhead]

k got it :yay:

[maxwell's demon]

yay.

[Imagination_13]

He really posted that in seriousness? :huh: The Seth/Stacy thing?

[Kipobe]

k got it :yay:
Oh, I could've sent that to you for free:huh:

[Darren Daring]

just curious. I've only ever seen that picture of you where you're standing in a pile of mess, and looking up at what I can only assume is a camera ceiling fan w/ light switch.

I have 6 suits. They were expensive.

[Darren Daring]

He really posted that in seriousness? :huh: The Seth/Stacy thing?

Either that or he's been putting everyone one for about 2 years. He has some very, very serious emotional problems.

[Bruiser Stone]

I have 6 suits. They were expensive.
That's not what I asked, you arrogant hippo:down

Anyway, let's play. You have the game board? Good. Sure you don't mind playing in the open? Whatever. Pick a case

[Darren Daring]

Well, are you sure that's you?

[Imagination_13]

Either that or he's been putting everyone one for about 2 years. He has some very, very serious emotional problems.
That was pretty freaky, yeah. Bad with a strong waft of stalker. In other words, I loved it.

[Bruiser Stone]

Well, are you sure that's you?
Sure enough for me to trust me:huh:

[Darren Daring]

Well, okay. I'll do 15 again.

[Bruiser Stone]

six cases

[Imagination_13]

Oh this is so exciting!

[Darren Daring]

7
19
12
2
23
10

[maxwell's demon]

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v477/maxwellsdemon123/myavatars/yayjumper2.gif
"EXCITING!"

[Holly Goodhead]

whos Bruiser?

[Bruiser Stone]

yes, i forsee this taking several hours as it is

[Darren Daring]

It's the most exciting thing that's happened since I went all Arnie on spoons.

"You're out of the alliance"

That was so great.

[Bruiser Stone]

7
19
12
2
23
10
1,000
1
25,000
400,000
50,000
400

Bank Offer: 28,386

James of Wisconson, I have to ask you this now.... ****? or no ****?

[Bruiser Stone]

whos Bruiser?
I like how so on 'it' you always are.

[Darren Daring]

Tuk, what should I do?

[kypade]

no deal!

[Bruiser Stone]

brodie, I chose no deal for you. 5 more cases

[Darren Daring]

no deal!

[Holly Goodhead]

I like how so on 'it' you always are.

http://videodetective.com/photos/774/032531_23.jpg

[Holly Goodhead]

deal!!!

[Imagination_13]

No deal!!

[Darren Daring]

25
14
3
11
18

[Holly Goodhead]

where am i

[Darren Daring]

I need two more invitees for my game, anyone have any obscure choices?

[kypade]

i meant deal :csad: :oi

[Bruiser Stone]

25
14
3
11
18
750
750,000
10
500,000
500

Brodie, in a game taht takes no skill, you've managed to suck. I do find it fascinating that you picked 750, then 750k, and closed out with 500k, and then 500. That 10 in the middle makes the whole thing seem like a dyslexic palindrome. Regardless, the offer is: 31,208.

Deal? or no Deal?

[Bruiser Stone]

I need two more invitees for my game, anyone have any obscure choices?
Hall and Oats. Assuming you can get ahold of Oats on AIM.

[Darren Daring]

Nay on the deal:(

[Imagination_13]

no deal!

[Bruiser Stone]

4 more cases, *****

[Darren Daring]

1
26
6
22

[Imagination_13]

No deal!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[kypade]

Does the bank offer at random? I don't get this game, i ended with 500k once and my case was 750...if i had never taken a deal would i have gotten 750? is that how it works? and why are you picking cases anyway? wtf.

[Bruiser Stone]

25
50
300
200,000

not bad.

49,969 Deal or no deal?

[kypade]

brodie, i played the game like seven hundred times like night, your odds are ALWAYS best if you take the deal at picking 3 cases. do it.

[maxwell's demon]

brodie's going to win the million.

[Bruiser Stone]

Does the bank offer at random? I don't get this game, i ended with 500k once and my case was 750...if i had never taken a deal would i have gotten 750? is that how it works? and why are you picking cases anyway? wtf.
elves

[Darren Daring]

brodie, i played the game like seven hundred times like night, your odds are ALWAYS best if you take the deal at picking 3 cases. do it.

But I have to be a big man!

[Darren Daring]

No deal

[Imagination_13]

Does the bank offer at random? I don't get this game, i ended with 500k once and my case was 750...if i had never taken a deal would i have gotten 750? is that how it works? and why are you picking cases anyway? wtf.
You get an offer based on whats left. The more high amounts left, the higher the offer. If all the high amounts are gone, you get ****ty offers.


No deal!

[Bruiser Stone]

3 more cases to open, big tuna

[Darren Daring]

24
21
20

[Bruiser Stone]

300,000
75,000
100

Ooh, knocked another big number off the board there, champ... but the bank offer is:

51,218

Now before I ask you deal or no deal, you've invited some people to be here with you today? Care to introduce us? Can I sleep with any of them?

Side question: how do people with OCD have sex? Or are they all virgins?

[Imagination_13]

I just ate a Slim Jim and realized it's like meat flavored chewing gum. I don't find this to be an endearing quality and will therefore refrain from consuming any subsequent Slim Jims.

[Darren Daring]

Do whatever you want to Mee, He's like a gaping hole.

[Darren Daring]

Oh god, no deal!

[Bruiser Stone]

2 more cases.

Also, I've never had a slim jim. Seriosly. Uhg. never had a pb&j sammy either. Although I had sex with a kid named sammy who used pb&j as lube, if that counts. I may've ingested some

[Darren Daring]

8 and 9.

Also, Kip, to ensure we're on teh smae page, after 8 an 9 are gone, which cases are left?

[maxwell's demon]

brodie's going to win the million.

[kypade]

cmon 1mil and 750k!

[Darren Daring]

I already lost hte 750 k

[Bruiser Stone]

4, 5, 13, 16, 17

[kypade]

ok, 500 and milion. or the two biggest ones left. bank offer: 40thou

[Bruiser Stone]

200
75

bank offer: 71,201

[Darren Daring]

hamanah!

[Imagination_13]

2 more cases.

Also, I've never had a slim jim. Seriosly. Uhg. never had a pb&j sammy either. Although I had sex with a kid named sammy who used pb&j as lube, if that counts. I may've ingested some
Yeah, you've done yourself a favor. I onced used pb&j as a lube too. She was allergic and died, but her death spasms squeezed me to a sastisfaction I have never been able to duplicate. And this coming from a guy who's strangled to death several vietnamese whores whilst giving them a good rogering.

[Darren Daring]

crap crap crap crap crap:(

[Imagination_13]

Deal!

[Darren Daring]

Max, what do I do?

[Imagination_13]

And you can't deal! It's fundamentally un-Brodific!

[maxwell's demon]

look into your heart, brodie.

[kypade]

deal deal deal!

[Bruiser Stone]

I'm sorry, I forgot to mention. We're gonna ask you to refrain from being a pussy please. Thanks.

[Darren Daring]

look into your heart, brodie.

Tht's advice? Screw you!


BFF!

[Darren Daring]

Ah, screw it, no deal.

[Imagination_13]

That's right!

[Bruiser Stone]

1 more case, ****

[Bruiser Stone]

Yeah, you've done yourself a favor. I onced used pb&j as a lube too. She was allergic and died, but her death spasms squeezed me to a sastisfaction I have never been able to duplicate. And this coming from a guy who's strangled to death several vietnamese whores whilst giving them a good rogering.
That's one of those things you have to treasure as it's happening. You can't replicate it, no matter how many people you try to kill whilst having sex.

[Darren Daring]

4

:eek:

[Bruiser Stone]

1,000,000 and bust!

Deal is 14,001 :cyclops:

[Darren Daring]

:(.

[Bruiser Stone]

wanna do your third game or you wanna play this one out?

[Darren Daring]

no deal:(

[kypade]

wait, they get to do more than one game?

[Darren Daring]

Play it out, i could still get 100,000

[Darren Daring]

I choose 5.

[Bruiser Stone]

do you just wanna go straight to seeing what's in your case?

[Bruiser Stone]

10,000

offer is: 18,482

[Darren Daring]

No, I wanna go through the motions:mad:

[Bruiser Stone]

meal, or no meal?

Also, give me your next case number

[Darren Daring]

no deal
16

[Bruiser Stone]

.01 ooohh...

yay or nay?

next case #

[Bruiser Stone]

oh, and the deal is 33,033

[Imagination_13]

Who has to play still? lackey, Erz, Buddy Lee's **** buddy, and Lex "Pig Ally" Luther?

[maxwell's demon]

brodie ride this hog out.

[Darren Daring]

no deal, 13.

[Bruiser Stone]

Sofa has another go, and so does Brodie.

Lackey, Lex, Mee, Erz

[Bruiser Stone]

5

deal is 38k even

deal or the other thing?

[Darren Daring]

my options are deal or open the case, correct?

[Bruiser Stone]

yyy

[maxwell's demon]

what are the two dollar amounts left?

[Darren Daring]

open up my case, elt's see wht I got.

[Darren Daring]

5,000 nad 100,000

[maxwell's demon]

i'm proud of you brodie.

[Darren Daring]

Tell me what you got.

[Imagination_13]

Brodie is a man's man.

[maxwell's demon]

syphilis:csad:

[Darren Daring]

Boo, max!

[Bruiser Stone]

jesus, brodie... this has been going on for 11 straight hours. pick already, dammit.

[Darren Daring]

I picked already, you clod.

[Bruiser Stone]

100,000

well done

deal, or no deal?

[maxwell's demon]

but if i tell you kip might forfeit my score


and yeah. booo syphilis!:mad:

[kypade]

hey, i just played a game in between the tiome brodie asked that stupid and now...i also came down to 5k and another number...unfortuantely, that other number was 75 :csad:

[Darren Daring]

100,000

well done

deal, or no deal?

Wait, what?

[maxwell's demon]

i think he means do you want to take your third try or settle with this score.

[Darren Daring]

but if i tell you kip might forfeit my score


and yeah. booo syphilis!:mad:

boo max's syphilis.

Would you say you have more than 100,000 syphilis or less than 100,000 syphylis?

[Imagination_13]

Go again!!!

[Bruiser Stone]

what max said

[Darren Daring]

ooh, tough choices.

[Darren Daring]

Can I tell you in pm and then we both pretend that I went a third round, even if I decide to stay?

[maxwell's demon]

i dont' wanna talk about my syphilis anymore. but if you PM me i'll tell you the other thing [spoliler](crabs)[/spoiler]

[Bruiser Stone]

brodie, lemme know later if you wanna accept this score, or forfeit it for another attempt. Your breasts are large. bye forever

[Darren Daring]

Kip, for the p.m. part of the challenge, the players don't ahve to be on at the same time, do they?

[Bruiser Stone]

no sir, they do not.

http://www.nbc.com/Deal_or_No_Deal/howie/

[Darren Daring]

Kipobe, change back to Kipobe.

[Imagination_13]

No deal!!!

[kypade]

i hate this fingame.

[Darren Daring]

Good news everyone! I have my invite list for Survivor 19! And everyone invovled in tehis game is on the list!

Except two people.

[kypade]

when i didnt know how to play last night, i never ended up with a final score less than 100k, and had plenty in the 2s, 3s and one in the 5s. now that i know how it works, my first 6 picks are pretty consistently mil - 300k :csad: :o

[maxwell's demon]

soo......what's the timetable on this challenge?

[Kipobe]

Hope to wrap up both parts by Tuesday. The weekend will be slow for me on here... but I'll do what I can

[Darren Daring]

Whenever.

[maxwell's demon]

oh. for some reason i thought the "A.M." and "P.M." actually meant something this time.

[Imagination_13]

I was playing Scrabble once with my girlfriend (it's an exciting life we lead) and I looked down and my tiles spelled out "***." Really happened. Ever since, I've been leery of games. :csad:

Also, did you know that Howie Mandel once burst an ear drum or something from blowing a condom (or rubber glove or something) up on his head.

Finally, I'm hungry. Orange chicken or Sushi?

[Kipobe]

ornage chicked. duhr

[kypade]

chicken always.

[Imagination_13]

ornage chicked. duhr
Whoa. It's like kypade and Brodie had a baby. :cmad:

[Kipobe]

My typing has been really bad today. :down

[Colossal Spoons]

because if it's Spoons i'm really ok with that.

You son of a betch

[Holly Goodhead]

I hate this game, there's too much math.

[maxwell's demon]

actually there's almost no math. just numbers.

[Holly Goodhead]

I dont care, what looks like math is math to me. Numbers are so gay

[maxwell's demon]

especially 8. and 11.

[Holly Goodhead]

ew my neighbor is naked.

[maxwell's demon]

is 8 your neighbor? cuz 8 is gay.

[Holly Goodhead]

http://www.academyleader.com/erikvidal/photos/RubberJohnnyScreenShot.jpg

[maxwell's demon]

rubberjohnny. old.

[Kipobe]

Hey guys, I'm back and I'm a superstar. Anyone online wanna play now, let's hit it. Sorry to those I missed.

[maxwell's demon]

i'll play again!

[Kipobe]

Okay, all previous scores are forfeited. Let's go.

[maxwell's demon]

gah!

[Colossal Spoons]

is 8 your neighbor? cuz 8 is gay.

You're crazy; 8 can't be gay as it's always touching itself. And we all know that homosexuals don't masturbate. :o

[maxwell's demon]

i've been trying to figure to where my negative feelings for you ever came from, Spoons. I keep coming up blank. Out there in threadland we always got along, didn't we? i'm confused and sad. It's probably all my fault.


:heart:

[Colossal Spoons]

We were always cool in threadland. In this thread, you changed man....you changed.

:Hypeintervention:

[Darren Daring]

No, It's not Max, cause I feel the same way about you, Spoon.

[Darren Daring]

No, It's not Max, cause I feel the same way about you, Spoon.

[Holly Goodhead]

Who's winning???

[Holly Goodhead]

They should let Tuki post everywhere again. Having the name Imagination_13 is worse than getting banned.

[kypade]

why does my clock say 530 and toven's post says 630?

[Kipobe]

Your cock is off by an hour, lyp

[Kipobe]

*clock

[Kipobe]

*edit- in retrospect, probably both

[Imagination_13]

They should let Tuki post everywhere again. Having the name Imagination_13 is worse than getting banned.
If I've said it once, I'll say it again: What the **** is with the underscore? And did Imagination_1-12 imagine there way on to the Hype before Imagination_13? And what the hell am I imagining? Let me think. This is a site with a predominantly young male user base or comic book fans. So is this imagination conjuring up thoughts of young boys in tights? I'm thinking the 13 is the age limit for boys to be imagined naked! The proper name was Prepubescent Cock Sucker 13 and Younger, obviously shortened to Imagination_13.

Sorry. Re-register and see you on Dateline.

[Darren Daring]

how many peopel left to play?

[kypade]

Isn't it one of those time changes anyway? Maybe it just went ahead and set itself to the right hour? so i get an extra hour of sleep, right?

[Erzengel]

Hi everybody.