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HR-PUFF&STUFF
11-19-2006, 11:01 PM
Giada De Laurentiis

http://z.about.com/d/gourmetfood/1/0/r/4/GiadaLaurentiis.jpg
http://images.auctionhelper.com/images/11105/GIADASIGNS.jpg
http://www.meninaprons.net/images/gdl_01.jpg

Rachael Ray
http://kitchen.apartmenttherapy.com/images/uploads/2006_05_01-Rachel-Ray.jpg
http://media.mnginteractive.com/media/paper210/050405_ray.jpg
http://www.rachaelraymag.com/images/photogallery/grp_edr_galleryss10.jpg

Fran
11-19-2006, 11:07 PM
Rachel Ray has a much nicer face and body.

Badger
11-19-2006, 11:13 PM
Giada De Laurentiis, not even close. Plus she's an actual Chef!

http://www.loc.gov/bookfest/2005/bioimages/delaurentiis.jpg

Don't get me wrong, Rachael Ray is hot. But not like Giada. :up:

HR-PUFF&STUFF
11-19-2006, 11:36 PM
wow just two posts is that it? come one guys you can do better then this.

T
11-19-2006, 11:40 PM
Giada is an Italian Goddess

GoldenAgeHero
11-19-2006, 11:41 PM
ill screw both.

Catman
11-19-2006, 11:48 PM
Giada De Laurentiis, man! You're crazy if you think Rachel Ray is hotter.

DOG LIPS
11-19-2006, 11:51 PM
Ray has more gudunk-adunk.

GoldenAgeHero
11-19-2006, 11:56 PM
i choose Dl.

cryptic name
11-19-2006, 11:57 PM
Giada by a mile.

Halcohol
11-20-2006, 12:00 AM
Rachael just looks weird when she talks, I think it's her accent. It just... weirds me out.

blind_fury
11-20-2006, 12:06 AM
Rachel has that cutie pie smile and puerto rican look.

Nice! I like! How much? [/Borat]

HR-PUFF&STUFF
11-20-2006, 12:07 AM
which one was in FHM?

Drakon
11-20-2006, 12:11 AM
Rachel Ray, I believe.

And it's Ray for the win. That's like asking "Do you want free 20 dollars, or would you like to never pay taxes again for the rest of your family's bloodline?"

Colossal Spoons
11-20-2006, 12:22 AM
Somebody watched Iron chef America today ;)

Tyrinus
11-20-2006, 12:45 AM
Rachel Ray by far. Any time I've seen Giada on tv I've wanted to smack her for being annoying.

Addendum
11-20-2006, 12:56 AM
Giada.

She cooks some great Italian dishes, and having cleavage helps

Drakon
11-20-2006, 12:59 AM
It didn't help Dom Delouise. :o

HR-PUFF&STUFF
11-20-2006, 01:01 AM
It didn't help Dom Delouise. :o
i would so tap Dom.

Addendum
11-20-2006, 01:02 AM
It didn't help Dom Delouise. :o
He has a vagina? :huh:

Leto Atrides
11-20-2006, 01:09 AM
I like Ray better overall, but on straight looks DeLauentiis.

Crowforge
11-20-2006, 01:16 AM
Giada's got a big head for her too skiny body and a weird smile, I actually like Rachael's smile, she's as cute as a button and looks very, very huggable if you know what I mean. the only thing Giada has is somewhat bigger breasts, but hey I'm a butt man.

Halcohol
11-20-2006, 01:19 AM
I'm a sucker for Mediterranean girls :)

blind_fury
11-20-2006, 01:19 AM
Giada looks like a witch. I can't believe she's winning this. :down

HR-PUFF&STUFF
11-20-2006, 01:21 AM
Giada looks like a witch. I can't believe she's winning this. :down
because two pair beat two jokers?

zanos
11-20-2006, 01:23 AM
Got to go with the chick with the better body, Giada.

Cаrter
11-20-2006, 01:31 AM
Giada De Laurentiis
Not a fan of the fatties

Jack & Daniel
11-20-2006, 02:13 AM
Rachael Ray: first because she's actually reaaaaaally hot, mainly because I don't like Giada DeLaurentis :)

blind_fury
11-20-2006, 02:20 AM
Yes! Go Rachel Ray! You sexy little bundle of cuteness.

tkenji69
11-20-2006, 04:17 AM
http://i3log.com/uploads/rachael-ray-picture_ray.JPG

i vote for rachael

kane9321
11-20-2006, 08:04 AM
oh gawd..i love my rachael ray shes just so damn cute she'd be cool to hang around with, but then giada has those nice fun bags..and she loves to show them off during her show.

rachael baby

Mayor_McCheese
11-20-2006, 08:54 AM
Giada looks like it takes a lot of makeup to make her look good.. I like Rachael anyone who says Giada is obviously gay

November Rain
11-20-2006, 09:19 AM
who the hell are these crazy cats?????

DOG LIPS
11-20-2006, 09:20 AM
Food hookers!

Erzengel
11-20-2006, 09:28 AM
Food hookers!

Ah...they must be Food SuperModels then. :up:

chamber-music
11-20-2006, 09:37 AM
Giada De Laurentiis as she has a bigger mouth

hitmanyr2k
11-20-2006, 09:42 AM
I'm choosing Giada and it's not even close. Rachael Ray is a younger, less heavier version of Monica Lewinsky with lighter hair. And don't tell me you don't see the resemblance...

http://www.rachaelraymag.com/images/photogallery/grp_edr_galleryss10.jpghttp://www.wingtv.net/thorn2006/monica.jpg


The only thing that creeps me out about Giada is....to quote Seinfeld "she has man hands". Whenever they do closeups of her hands I almost have to look away.

Mr. Walters
11-20-2006, 10:15 AM
Giada De Laurentiis
Not a fan of the fatties I feel sorry for you.

Anyway, I will describe Racheal Ray in one word; Yum-O!

Immortalfire
11-20-2006, 10:21 AM
They're both annoying, but i'll pick Rachel.

AllThingsComic
11-20-2006, 10:28 AM
RAchel is just to bubbly for my taste. Why does she always feel the need to say EVOO and then follow it by saying Extra Virgin Olive Oil? Just say Extra Virgin Olive Oil if you feel the need to explain what EVOO is every single time!

comicgirl
11-20-2006, 10:29 AM
Rachel Ray has a much nicer face and body.I'd go for Rachel; she seems like she's be more fun to hang with.....Glada looks like high maintenence

Mr. Walters
11-20-2006, 10:39 AM
New question: Who's hotter? Emeril Lagasse or Mario Batali. Discuss.

Hollow Wood Director
11-20-2006, 10:44 AM
I'd go for Rachel; she seems like she's be more fun to hang with.....Glada looks like high maintenence

:up: :up:

My thoughts exactly.

Rachel Ray is lovely.

jono11
11-20-2006, 10:49 AM
The second one's mouth scares the **** out of me, so I go with the first one.

jono11
11-20-2006, 10:50 AM
I'd go for Rachel; she seems like she's be more fun to hang with.....Glada looks like high maintenenceHow could you possibly know that? Do I hear the cult of celebrity striking again?

Mr. Walters
11-20-2006, 10:51 AM
Got to go with the chick with the better body, Giada.
You mean that curveless 12 year old looking body? Um...yeah...sexy:whatever:

Darren Daring
11-20-2006, 10:51 AM
Rachel Ray is adorable:up:

Mr. Walters
11-20-2006, 10:53 AM
How could you possibly know that? Do I hear the cult of celebrity striking again?

She said she SEEMS fun and LOOKS high maintnence. She didn't say she KNEW it.

Hollow Wood Director
11-20-2006, 11:05 AM
How could you possibly know that? Do I hear the cult of celebrity striking again?


No, but I think you should trust a Woman's intuition on these matters, they're often right.

Prognosticator
11-20-2006, 11:08 AM
I can't believe Rachel Ray is holding her own against Giada?!?!??!

Prognosticator
11-20-2006, 11:08 AM
...There must be some 'chubby chasers' on here!

dpm07
11-20-2006, 11:13 AM
I love Italian women in general, but Rachael Ray has the Sicilian edge that wins me over, and so Rachael Ray gets my vote. :up:

Mr. Walters
11-20-2006, 11:15 AM
Guys who think Racheal Ray is fat have something they need to prove.

Giada is so boring and plain looking. She's the chick society says we should like. Anyone who has been strong enough to pick Racheal is okay in my book.

Hollow Wood Director
11-20-2006, 11:22 AM
Guys who think Racheal Ray is fat have something they need to prove.

Giada is so boring and plain looking. She's the chick society says we should like. Anyone who has been strong enough to pick Racheal is okay in my book.

Well said!:up: :up:

Darren Daring
11-20-2006, 11:23 AM
Rachel Ray is fat:confused: How?

Immortalfire
11-20-2006, 11:25 AM
My friend Ryan on Rachel, and one time she had a "make a big meal of things you have lying around the kitchen", or something like that:

"I'm not the kind of person who buys a lime."

Prognosticator
11-20-2006, 11:27 AM
The people voting for Rachel Ray are just tools of the American Marketing Machine: Oprah

That's like asking who's the better Psychiatrist: Dr. Phil or A REAL PSYCHIATRIST!!!

...I'm kidding though. No hate on Rachel Ray. I think she's a cutie. And I"m sure a PHENOMENAL cook. But I'm crushing on Giada.....RRRRRAAAARRRRRR!

Hollow Wood Director
11-20-2006, 12:06 PM
The people voting for Rachel Ray are just tools of the American Marketing Machine: Oprah

That's like asking who's the better Psychiatrist: Dr. Phil or A REAL PSYCHIATRIST!!!

...I'm kidding though. No hate on Rachel Ray. I think she's a cutie. And I"m sure a PHENOMENAL cook. But I'm crushing on Giada.....RRRRRAAAARRRRRR!

That's a bit of a sweeping generalization there. Being a Brit in America I am certainly not influenced by the American Marketing Machine. I like what I like, and having seen both of these women and watched their programs I came to my own decision as to who I preferred more, and that has nothing to do with how many times Rachel Ray gets on TV or how she is backed by big name celebrities like Oprah Winfrey.

and it's not like asking who is the better Psychiatrist Dr. Phil or a real Psychiatrist because you'd have to be a patient of each to make a fair assessment. This poll was asking who you thought was hotter and that can be done pretty much from the comfort of our homes using our own eyes and ears.

Addendum
11-20-2006, 03:44 PM
I'm a sucker for Italian food. And plus, Giada is an actual chef.

If I ever become dumb enough to get married, the woman I want to marry will be an actual chef.

Mr Sparkle
11-20-2006, 03:50 PM
Giada De Laurentiis

http://z.about.com/d/gourmetfood/1/0/r/4/GiadaLaurentiis.jpg
http://images.auctionhelper.com/images/11105/GIADASIGNS.jpg
http://www.meninaprons.net/images/gdl_01.jpg

Rachael Ray
http://kitchen.apartmenttherapy.com/images/uploads/2006_05_01-Rachel-Ray.jpg
http://media.mnginteractive.com/media/paper210/050405_ray.jpg
http://www.rachaelraymag.com/images/photogallery/grp_edr_galleryss10.jpg


I would baste either of them with my "special sauce"

huh?! Huh?!


*nudges*

rdh007
11-20-2006, 03:57 PM
I would baste either of them with my "special sauce"

huh?! Huh?!


*nudges*
http://www.jumpstation.ca/recroom/comedy/python/images/nudge2.jpg

Guys who think Racheal Ray is fat have something they need to prove.

Giada is so boring and plain looking. She's the chick society says we should like. Anyone who has been strong enough to pick Racheal is okay in my book.
I don't know that it took me that much strength of character to vote for Rachael Ray in a "who's hotter" poll on a comic book message board, but I generally agree. Too many men are willing to demand that women be thirty pounds underweight while remaining a good thirty overweight themselves.

Drakon
11-20-2006, 04:01 PM
Never trust a skinny chef.

terry78
11-20-2006, 04:03 PM
Giada looks like she wants to be an exotic Italia supermodel, but she never got the height for it.

eat aliens
11-20-2006, 04:16 PM
Giada looks like a horse when she smiles...
Rachel Ray alllllll the way.

gap5ewl
11-20-2006, 04:34 PM
rachael ray is soooo annoying..i cant stand her! and she has a nasty ass voice..sounds like a smoker.And her body looks weird..Giada is hott though (and she has amazing boobs!)

Wilhelm-Scream
11-20-2006, 04:37 PM
One is a chick. One is a shaved Ewok with a wig on. :(

gap5ewl
11-20-2006, 04:45 PM
edit

gap5ewl
11-20-2006, 04:45 PM
seriously i dont get how anyone could stand rachael ray. I watched 30 min meals the other day and i wanted to freaken shoot her. She has the raspieast nastiest voice and she doesnt stop talking! MY GOD THIS WOMAN IS SOO ANNOYING! It's weird because in the first season of the show..she WAS hot and actually down to earth and chill. She wasnt talking 100 miles a minute and just seemed like a cool chick. Now she wont shut up.

Giada is hott. SHe has an amazing body and her facial features are a little rough, but she is very beautiful.I dont want to say she's a butter face but I mean ehh..I think Rachael's face is cuter but she's chubby and annoying. Giada just smiles too much.

Eddie Brock
11-20-2006, 04:56 PM
i'm disappointed in the severe lack of photos here....it is a "who's hotter" thread.....there should be an abundance of pictures
not to mention i need to see Rachael Ray's FHM shoot.....
on that note, add another to Rachael's tally

Warhammer
11-20-2006, 05:09 PM
Giada De Laurentiis. :up:

Prodigy
11-20-2006, 05:20 PM
if giada is boring and plain looking then bring me a plate of boring with a side of plain. i'll eat it right up. and have seconds.

terry78
11-20-2006, 05:27 PM
How can you not dig the raspy voice? Rachael Ray, Rita Cosby, Denise Austin, Yancy Butler. The latter of which could suck the chrome off a tailpipe I hear tell. :o

SLVRSR4
11-20-2006, 05:31 PM
I definitely pick Rachel Ray i just googled her FHM shoots and makes me like chocolate even more!

terry78
11-20-2006, 06:08 PM
http://youtube.com/watch?v=bo-wXgv9vpw

All over your mouth. :o

gap5ewl
11-20-2006, 06:10 PM
How can you not dig the raspy voice? Rachael Ray, Rita Cosby, Denise Austin, Yancy Butler. The latter of which could suck the chrome off a tailpipe I hear tell. :o
because everytime she talks my ears bleed:o I think she smokes because she didnt nearly sound like that in her early days.

gap5ewl
11-20-2006, 06:14 PM
i think there's only on way to find who wins here..IRON CHEF!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UrFIFARfr0g&NR-part 1

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UrFIFARfr0g&NR-part 2

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SJzxSyXuApo-part 3

and the results..

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iipEvvS9zdw-final results

who won?? italian goddess giada? or annoying cutie rachael?? btw..the secret ingredient is..CRANBERRIES!!!!!!

DV8
11-20-2006, 06:14 PM
Racheal Ray gets on my nerves . . . so, even though I've never seen this Giada chick in action, my vote is w/ her . . . plus her body looks nicer to me . . .

DBella
11-20-2006, 06:16 PM
I think they're both very pretty and I know I should have voted for Giada since she's Italian and all but... I vote for Rachel Ray coz she's cute and adorable and has a very warm smile. :up: And she's not chubby! :mad: I sometimes have nightmares of Giada's forehead. :(

imaperson2
11-20-2006, 06:52 PM
Giada, because they always play porno-like music on her show :D

KenK
11-20-2006, 06:58 PM
Giada's Italian. Didn't they like invent lovemaking? Before that, it was just sweaty gorilla-style humpin'!

But then again, I prefer sweaty gorilla-style humpin'!!! So I'ma have to go with Rachel!

imaperson2
11-20-2006, 07:00 PM
yeah but when Giada is applying flour to the rolling pin, with that music, it just makes me feel naughty. HAHA

Iceman
11-20-2006, 07:01 PM
These weird looking girls are actually quite appealing. Rachael Ray has more of whatever it is these two have in common & so gets my vote.

Socrates
11-20-2006, 07:05 PM
Personally, I think Giada is hotter. And the only problem I have with Rachael is her voice, otherwise, I think she's rather adorable. :up: But Giada is Italian, and doesn't have a raspy voice so I voted for her.

zanos
11-22-2006, 07:40 PM
These weird looking girls are actually quite appealing. Rachael Ray has more of whatever it is these two have in common & so gets my vote.

cellulite?

Gotendbz-2
11-22-2006, 07:44 PM
Rachael Ray is an alchoholic. In every single episode of her show she drinks some kind of wine or something.

The Chairman
11-22-2006, 07:44 PM
Rachel. :up::up:

Jolie_Desastre
11-22-2006, 08:08 PM
i like both. i watch their shows all the time. personally i find giada's food more appetizing.

you know who beats these two? nigella lawson :o

The Last Meatbag
11-22-2006, 08:18 PM
Giada de Laurentis is



umm...


a spicy meatball


lololololololol


:(

SoulManX
11-22-2006, 08:34 PM
Rachael Ray is an alchoholic. In every single episode of her show she drinks some kind of wine or something.

So she's the new Julia Childs....

http://img155.imageshack.us/img155/7404/juliachildzqp9.jpg (http://imageshack.us)

heypapajinx
11-23-2006, 05:54 AM
i fell in love with Rachael Ray the day i saw her throw a bunch of shrimp into a pot to boil and one fell out and she said "OH NO! SHRIMP OVERBOARD!"
http://i38.photobucket.com/albums/e109/heypapajinx/rachaelray.jpg
F'ING hot!
white hot!
and anyone who says she's fat couldn't bag her if they paid a tranny hooker to dress up like her and do em!:cmad:
http://i38.photobucket.com/albums/e109/heypapajinx/rachael.jpg
she could baste my turkey any damn day of the week... and i'm not just saying that because i'm hungry.

Lobo
11-23-2006, 05:59 AM
Rachel Ray,
http://www.turtlesouponline.com/blog/rachel1.jpg







Nigella is the hottest tho

http://nigella.com//uploads/jpeg/asset_285_hl.jpghttp://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/2/25/Nigella_Lawson.jpg

3dman27
11-23-2006, 06:35 AM
RR:ninja:

danielisthor
11-23-2006, 07:47 AM
Racheal Ray is so much hotter. Knowing the looks (overly thin with ample enough breasts) that most of the boys here at the hype like, its not a surprise that Giada has a lot of votes.

Equint77
11-23-2006, 08:03 AM
i'd like to drop kick rachel ray in her face... her voice is more irritating than masturbating with a cheese grater.

Socrates
11-23-2006, 08:18 AM
Racheal Ray is so much hotter. Knowing the looks (overly thin with ample enough breasts) that most of the boys here at the hype like, its not a surprise that Giada has a lot of votes.

What can I say? I have a thing for Italian women. :heart: And Rachael's voice annoys me.

SoulManX
11-23-2006, 08:33 AM
i'd like to drop kick rachel ray in her face... her voice is more irritating than masturbating with a cheese grater.

Ummmmm...ouch.

Crowforge
11-23-2006, 01:26 PM
Two things, both gals are italian, and I'd like to drop Rachel into my bed um, couch.

Socrates
11-23-2006, 01:43 PM
Two things, both gals are italian, and I'd like to drop Rachel into my bed um, couch.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Rachael_Ray

Says she's Italian-American on her mother's side and French-American on her father's side, heh.

Abaddon
11-23-2006, 01:46 PM
I find Rachael Ray obnoxious.

Immortalfire
11-23-2006, 01:50 PM
http://z.about.com/d/gourmetfood/1/0/r/4/GiadaLaurentiis.jpg
What the :huh:

Crowforge
11-23-2006, 01:52 PM
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Rachael_Ray

Says she's Italian-American on her mother's side and French-American on her father's side, heh.So is like half of italy... minus the -american bit

Drakon
11-23-2006, 02:57 PM
I don't care. If looks could kill. Giada would be napalm and C4, and Bush would be looking for "Rachel Ray of Mass Destruction"

Crowforge
11-23-2006, 03:39 PM
she'd be starvation

deemar325
11-23-2006, 03:44 PM
Giada but Rachel got some meat on her and I like that also.

Crowforge
11-23-2006, 04:01 PM
*rubs hands* Yes

deemar325
11-23-2006, 04:03 PM
Giada looks kinda like a older Natalie Portman.

Crowforge
11-23-2006, 04:08 PM
with a big head and ugly smile

deemar325
11-23-2006, 04:12 PM
She's attractive man.

Obi-Ron
11-23-2006, 05:34 PM
Giada gets my vote for having the sexiest voice ever.

Batty for Bats!
11-23-2006, 06:11 PM
Giada gets my vote for having the sexiest voice ever. I agree completely. So soft and feminine. Going by voices? Giada. Rachael's is grating on my ears. :down

Now onto looks. Ray. she's just so damn cute. Great smile and I like some ass on my girls.

Giada does this one thing where she sticks out her chin. I can NOT stand that **** for some reason. Just annoying as hades.



So its Rachael Ray. I'd like a cute woman that has an ass and after I slap it in the morning, can whip me up something that tastes great in under 30 minutes. :up::up:

vindrow
11-23-2006, 06:11 PM
Rachael Ray by far.

Tyrinus
11-23-2006, 07:58 PM
She's attractive man.

More like she's an attractive man.

Crowforge
11-23-2006, 08:00 PM
hahaha

Drakon
11-23-2006, 08:09 PM
That might be what he meant.

zanos
11-23-2006, 10:26 PM
Boy there sure are alot of chubby chasers on this board.

HR-PUFF&STUFF
11-23-2006, 11:17 PM
5 pages and its neck and neck i don't think that i have ever seen a thread like this before.

Tyrinus
11-23-2006, 11:21 PM
Boy there sure are alot of chubby chasers on this board.

1 - Like many before me have said...she's not chubby, fat, etc. She's not even close.

2 - Ain't nothing wrong with a woman that's a little thick.

Drakon
11-23-2006, 11:39 PM
Wow. I guess anyone who's weight is a triple digit is fat. :csad:

Mr Sparkle
11-23-2006, 11:48 PM
man, the fact that anyone thinks that rachel ray is fat is a comment on the sad state of affairs about what women should look like.
you know what breasts are dudes? jeeeeeeeesh.
not 2 pages ago they posted the woman's fhm layout and she has a pretty nice figure.

odd.

Drakon
11-23-2006, 11:52 PM
I'm half curious to see what everyone thinks about Kari Byron.

Batty for Bats!
11-23-2006, 11:56 PM
Meh, brown bag it and I'd hit it.

Although whenever she was painted silver all over her body, it was D-lish.

Assassin
11-23-2006, 11:57 PM
I usually work in the Produce dept but for the hollidays i'm a cashier, and jesus christ, Rachel Ray is on every ****ing box of dry food. I'm so sick of that smile!

Drakon
11-24-2006, 12:02 AM
Dude, I can't legally say the things I would do to Kari Byron without getting arrested. [I'm trying to find a way to end this with a Mythbusters pun]

Tyrinus
11-24-2006, 12:11 AM
I usually work in the Produce dept but for the hollidays i'm a cashier, and jesus christ, Rachel Ray is on every ****ing box of dry food. I'm so sick of that smile!

You're just angry cause you got caught masturbating to it at work.

zanos
11-24-2006, 12:17 AM
1 - Like many before me have said...she's not chubby, fat, etc. She's not even close.

2 - Ain't nothing wrong with a woman that's a little thick.


Dude she's really chubby. There isn't any question about that.

Tyrinus
11-24-2006, 12:24 AM
Dude she's really chubby. There isn't any question about that.

What has society done to you? :csad:

terry78
11-24-2006, 12:26 AM
http://www.vnexpress.net/Vietnam/Van-hoa/Guong-mat-Nghe-sy/2006/06/3B9EB0DD/nicole-richie-21.jpg
http://www.ntlworld.com/microsites/celebrity/slideshow/skinny_celebs/img_2.jpg
http://www.celebritytemple.com/keira_knightley/pics/keira1.gif

No thanks.

Assassin
11-24-2006, 12:32 AM
Dude, I can't legally say the things I would do to Kari Byron without getting arrested. [I'm trying to find a way to end this with a Mythbusters pun]

Drakon like a sex crimes, High five:woot: [/Borat]

Assassin
11-24-2006, 12:35 AM
You're just angry cause you got caught masturbating to it at work.

I still voted for her, and no douche bag, i wasnt caught:o :woot:

Socrates
11-24-2006, 12:41 AM
I'm half curious to see what everyone thinks about Kari Byron.

You sure know what I think about her.

Tyrinus
11-24-2006, 12:46 AM
I still voted for her, and no douche bag, i wasnt caught:o :woot:

LOL

heypapajinx
11-24-2006, 01:39 AM
GOOD GOD!
to all the mens who posted on here that think Rachael Ray is "fat"... i'd like to see what your future wives are going to look like!
haha!

Mr Sparkle
11-24-2006, 01:52 AM
http://www.celebritytemple.com/keira_knightley/pics/keira1.gif

No thanks.

that little english boy is hawt!

gap5ewl
11-24-2006, 01:54 AM
its sad kiera was soo hott during the curse of the balck pearl days and then she decided to go hollywood skinny...really is ashame how its taking away so many hot actresses....

heypapajinx
11-24-2006, 02:01 AM
that little english boy is hawt!
mmmm. you know what really makes the English sexy?
their teeth.
*rubs self down with butter and motions for Rachael Ray to come over and baste me*

Mr Sparkle
11-24-2006, 02:08 AM
its sad kiera was soo hott during the curse of the balck pearl days and then she decided to go hollywood skinny...really is ashame how its taking away so many hot actresses....

she was wearing a girdle, she was always hollywood skinny.

gap5ewl
11-24-2006, 02:18 AM
she was wearing a girdle, she was always hollywood skinny.
no she wasnt she had a toned and amazing body. she had boobs and amazng abs..and her face was gorgeous. She kinda gained some weight for pirates 2 i think..why cant she look like this in real life instead of anorexic!?!?!? damnit!

Mr Sparkle
11-24-2006, 02:23 AM
no she wasnt she had a toned and amazing body. she had boobs and amazng abs..and her face was gorgeous. She kinda gained some weight for pirates 2 i think..why cant she look like this in real life instead of anorexic!?!?!? damnit!

uh...no she didn't dude she was on some program talking about the fact that they retouched her body with computers for the posters.
meh, I don't care..........

Assassin
11-24-2006, 02:33 AM
yea but she also said during the first film was the disney ppl kept making sure her "cleavage" wasnt too much, now she doesnt even have clevage.

Mr Sparkle
11-24-2006, 02:41 AM
arghhhhhhhhhhh! My blood presure!!!!!!!!

heypapajinx
11-24-2006, 02:46 AM
arghhhhhhhhhhh! My blood presure!!!!!!!!
OH NOES!!!
HE'S GONNA HULK OUT!!
GET THE GRENADES!!
:hulk:

Assassin
11-24-2006, 03:09 AM
I want to make mouth sex with rachael ray :(

heypapajinx
11-24-2006, 03:23 AM
I want to make mouth sex with rachael ray :(
that was beautiful... like poetry.

Assassin
11-24-2006, 03:30 AM
her mouth looks very cozy. I very much would like to live in there.

heypapajinx
11-24-2006, 03:47 AM
her mouth looks very cozy. I very much would like to live in there.
oooOOO!!
like Tony!!
the little boy that lives in the back of the little kids mouth in the Shining!

muertevilla
11-24-2006, 03:52 AM
i would try to get rachael ray pregnant on the first try. then she would be mine forever.

heypapajinx
11-24-2006, 04:06 AM
i would try to get rachael ray pregnant on the first try. then she would be mine forever.
:up:

Assassin
11-24-2006, 04:40 AM
:up:


I would very much like to pretend u were RAchael Ray. Can I live in your mouth?:word:

heypapajinx
11-24-2006, 05:02 AM
I would very much like to pretend u were RAchael Ray. Can I live in your mouth?:word:
only if you promise to hide in the back of my throat when i open it.
so people can't see you.
http://i38.photobucket.com/albums/e109/heypapajinx/danny.jpg

zanos
11-24-2006, 10:47 AM
What has society done to you? :csad:

It hasn't done anything to me I'm just not into the Monica Lewinsky type. Plus this chick's head is absolutely enormous and she has almost no neck.

66 Face
11-24-2006, 11:53 AM
I'll go with Giada. RR looks like Gary Carter in drag.

Mr Sparkle
11-24-2006, 11:57 AM
Giada De Laurentiis

http://z.about.com/d/gourmetfood/1/0/r/4/GiadaLaurentiis.jpg



here it looks like she's spitting venom at her prey.

Drakon
11-24-2006, 12:06 PM
I'll go with Giada. RR looks like Gary Carter in drag.

Then I would make sweet, sweet love to Gary Carter in drag by the fireplace with some frozen chocolates and red wine.

Jolie_Desastre
11-24-2006, 12:19 PM
yea but she also said during the first film was the disney ppl kept making sure her "cleavage" wasnt too much, now she doesnt even have clevage.

dude she even said in multiple interviews that the cleavage was painted on. sheesh

Tyrinus
11-24-2006, 12:22 PM
It hasn't done anything to me I'm just not into the Monica Lewinsky type. Plus this chick's head is absolutely enormous and she has almost no neck.

Atleast quit using Monica Lewinski as a comparison. That woman is just ew, made even more so by the fact she went down on Lil' Willy Clinton.

Mr Sparkle
11-24-2006, 12:26 PM
http://www.phoxim.de/philip_bings_dilophosaurus/philip_bings_dilophosaurus1.jpg
I found another Giada pic :confused: :up:

Equint77
11-24-2006, 12:30 PM
i'd like to throw rachel ray into a pool of acid.

Mr Sparkle
11-24-2006, 12:34 PM
I'd like to do her in a hot tub.

hitmanyr2k
11-24-2006, 12:35 PM
Atleast quit using Monica Lewinski as a comparison. That woman is just ew, made even more so by the fact she went down on Lil' Willy Clinton.

The Monica Lewinsky comparison is very valid. They look like sisters.

http://www.rachaelraymag.com/images/photogallery/grp_edr_galleryss10.jpghttp://www.wingtv.net/thorn2006/monica.jpg

And those FHM pictures of Rachel Ray are airbrushed like a MF lol. Rachel is like Oprah. Sometimes you see her she's chubby and other times you see her she looks like she's gone on a diet. Me and my girlfriend were looking at the preview channel last night trying to see what was on TV and they just happened to show a little promo of Rachel Ray and she was chubby as hell. Even my GF noticed. It's funny because we were looking at her cooking show earlier in the week and she looked alright. Saw her last night and she looked like she put on 10 pounds.

Mr Sparkle
11-24-2006, 12:38 PM
http://i3log.com/uploads/rachael-ray-picture_ray.JPG

yeah...Lewinsky and Ray look like twins.
my eyes really don't roll back far enough.

Tyrinus
11-24-2006, 12:39 PM
No see you don't get it. I don't want an image of monica popping into my head when thinking about rachel. The comparison needs to stop.

And put on 10 lbs? My god, what a cow. :whatever:

hitmanyr2k
11-24-2006, 12:44 PM
http://i3log.com/uploads/rachael-ray-picture_ray.JPG

yeah...Lewinsky and Ray look like twins.
my eyes really don't roll back far enough.

AIRBRUSHED!!! LOL

Hell, I bet a great photoshop artist could even make Monica Lewinsky look good in a short skirt.

Mr Sparkle
11-24-2006, 12:45 PM
AIRBRUSHED!!! LOL

Hell, I bet a great photoshop artist could even make Monica Lewinsky look good in a short skirt.


oh GAWD why do you think that FHM even approached her?
Jeeeeeesus , you're the type that are driving poor Nicole to an early (if really narrow) grave.

hitmanyr2k
11-24-2006, 12:49 PM
oh GAWD why do you think that FHM even approached her?
Jeeeeeesus , you're the type that are driving poor Nicole to an early (if really narrow) grave.

I'm the type that likes to see natural pictures.

You see, this is NON-AIRBRUSHED Rachel Ray. The semi-chubby edition. The one I saw last night on TV....

http://www.sobewineandfoodfest.com/2006/images/pics06/images/Rachel%20Ray%201.jpg

You see that stuff hanging out around the waistline? That's chub....

http://deansplanet.com/images/celebs/broads/rachel_ray/ray_rachael-pokies_03.jpg

ShadowBoxing
11-24-2006, 12:53 PM
I think they're both very pretty and I know I should have voted for Giada since she's Italian and all but... I voted Giada because she is Italian...she also reminds me of someone I know...but who:huh: :cwink:

Tyrinus
11-24-2006, 12:53 PM
I'm the type that likes to see natural pictures.

You see, this is NON-AIRBRUSHED Rachel Ray. The semi-chubby edition. The one I saw last night on TV....

http://www.sobewineandfoodfest.com/2006/images/pics06/images/Rachel%20Ray%201.jpg

You see that stuff hanging out around the waistline? That's chub....

http://deansplanet.com/images/celebs/broads/rachel_ray/ray_rachael-pokies_03.jpg

Hey look, it's a woman that's a normal weight instead of being too thin. Can't have that.

Mr Sparkle
11-24-2006, 12:54 PM
I seriously weep for any generation that deems a hot woman chubby.
have you ever seen these people up close?

Drakon
11-24-2006, 12:58 PM
Hey look, it's a woman that's a normal weight instead of being too thin. Can't have that.

I know. It's nice to see a woman who doesn't have to run laps under the showerhead to get wet.

hitmanyr2k
11-24-2006, 12:58 PM
Hey look, it's a woman that's a normal weight instead of being too thin. Can't have that.

This isn't about who's thinnest. This is about who's better looking and I'm sorry but Giada is more...."consistent" lol.

http://img367.imageshack.us/img367/797/giadadelaurentiiseverydayitali4.jpg


Posting airbrushed glamour shots of Rachel Ray isn't fair to the thread so I'm just balancing it out. I would take Rachel Ray in a heartbeat if she looked like the FHM photo but I know in real life that's NOT her.

ShadowBoxing
11-24-2006, 12:59 PM
I seriously weep for any generation that deems a hot woman chubby.
have you ever seen these people up close?Rachel Ray is not that bad. I certainly would not deem her chubby. She's normal. Hell most women I have been with (at average height) typically weight between 120-135lbs. Very seldom do I find women, who aren't naturally petite to begin with, who are able to work their body into the shape of TV models.

More to the point, it's all fake anyways, celebrities very rarely are as stand out beautiful as magazines would have you believe

Equint77
11-24-2006, 01:01 PM
rachel ray is a ****ing mongrol.... from mordor

Jolie_Desastre
11-24-2006, 01:01 PM
Rachel Ray is not that bad. I certainly would not deem her chubby. She's normal. Hell most women I have been with (at average height) typically qeight between 120-135lbs. Very seldom do I find women, who aren't naturally petite to begin with, who are able to work their body into the shape of TV models.

More to the point, it's all fake anyways, celebrities very rarely are as stand out beautiful as magazines would have you believe

how tall is ray? i'm 5'3" and i weight about 135. is she like 5'6"? 7"?

Drakon
11-24-2006, 01:02 PM
Okay, then, Hitman. Above the neck, who do you say? Rachel or Giada?

Mr Sparkle
11-24-2006, 01:02 PM
I'll just say it, men who like overly skinny girls have never gotten laid.
there. I've said it, it's out there now.
(giada is not overly skinny though, it's just these people calling Rachel "fat")

Jolie_Desastre
11-24-2006, 01:07 PM
giada works out and eats pretty healthy. so that explains her weight.

Yurka
11-24-2006, 02:14 PM
giada is a goddess

gap5ewl
11-24-2006, 02:49 PM
i would much rather have giada the rachel just because giada seems more down to earth and isnt annoying..and doesnt sound like joan rivers. rachel isnt that bad but she does have small boobies and, IM NOT SAYING SHES FAT OR EVEN CHUBBY, but her lower body just looks to wide. like her upper body is fine but the lower half just looks weird..

Yurka
11-24-2006, 02:53 PM
i would much rather have giada the rachel just because giada seems more down to earth and isnt annoying..and doesnt sound like joan rivers. rachel isnt that bad but she does have small boobies and, IM NOT SAYING SHES FAT OR EVEN CHUBBY, but her lower body just looks to wide. like her upper body is fine but the lower half just looks weird..

lmao, well put

Mr Sparkle
11-24-2006, 02:54 PM
it's like, her hips are wider than her shoulders.......
who wants THAT in a woman?!

user123456789
11-24-2006, 04:59 PM
it's like, her hips are wider than her shoulders.......
who wants THAT in a woman?!
afro americans

Hudson
11-24-2006, 05:09 PM
Rachel Ray annoys me to no end. She shouts too much.

Jolie_Desastre
11-24-2006, 05:10 PM
saw 30 minute meals today. :) missed everyday italian :(

Speedball
11-24-2006, 05:18 PM
I don't like Giada's nose, plus I like Rachel Ray's personality.

user123456789
11-24-2006, 05:19 PM
I don't like Giada's nose, plus I like Rachel Ray's personality.
giada's boobs & ass > all of rachel

Crowforge
11-24-2006, 05:22 PM
it's like, her hips are wider than her shoulders.......
who wants THAT in a woman?!Straight men

vindrow
11-24-2006, 05:47 PM
I'm half curious to see what everyone thinks about Kari Byron.


She is definatly hot....she can bust my myth anytime:woot:

user123456789
11-24-2006, 05:47 PM
kari's pale.

giada's got the natural italian tan

Drakon
11-24-2006, 06:04 PM
I kinda dig the pale look. Especially with her usual style of dress.

66 Face
11-24-2006, 06:24 PM
Then I would make sweet, sweet love to Gary Carter in drag by the fireplace with some frozen chocolates and red wine.Well he was a catcher for the Mets. (laughs hard at own joke, pats self on back like Iron Mike Sharp)

Gamma Burst
11-24-2006, 08:39 PM
Giada.

deemar325
11-24-2006, 09:59 PM
Rachel Ray isn't fat honey dip got curves and any man who can't deal with that, can have all the skinny boy bodied chicks. Me I like a full figured lady not a walking corpse.

HR-PUFF&STUFF
11-24-2006, 10:22 PM
i just don't see this thread dieing anytime soon.

Black Goblin
11-24-2006, 10:23 PM
Giada
Rachel Ray bother's me

Black Goblin
11-24-2006, 10:24 PM
Giada
Rachel Ray bother's me

SoulManX
11-24-2006, 10:37 PM
Rachel Ray isn't fat honey dip got curves and any man who can't deal with that, can have all the skinny boy bodied chicks. Me I like a full figured lady not a walking corpse.

Amen brother:o

Shifty
11-24-2006, 10:55 PM
i would much rather have giada the rachel just because giada seems more down to earth and isnt annoying..and doesnt sound like joan rivers. rachel isnt that bad but she does have small boobies and, IM NOT SAYING SHES FAT OR EVEN CHUBBY, but her lower body just looks to wide. like her upper body is fine but the lower half just looks weird..

Plus she has literally has a huge mouth. Its not proportioned to the rest of her body. Its Julia Roberts-freakish like.

Mr Sparkle
11-24-2006, 11:10 PM
the hype people need new sarcasm detectors, or at least, they need to read the previous page when they get to a thread.

deemar325
11-24-2006, 11:44 PM
Amen brother:o

:cwink:

Damn skippy.

ges681
11-24-2006, 11:47 PM
i think rachel way wins.... barely

ges681
11-24-2006, 11:47 PM
i think rachel way wins.... barely

tzar
11-25-2006, 12:16 AM
Giada

Dave McFly
11-25-2006, 01:48 AM
Giada looks kinda like a older Natalie Portman.

me and my brother thought the same thing!

ps, i voted for giada too :heart:

Wolfwood
11-25-2006, 04:03 AM
I'm smitten with Rachael Ray.

heypapajinx
11-25-2006, 07:45 AM
i totally find it interesting that this has turned into a "whos a fatty" thread when we're talking about two women who COOK ALL DAY!:oldrazz:

and allz i know is Rachael Ray won Iron Chef: Battle Cranberry... and she's hot.

Havok83
11-25-2006, 08:03 AM
I dont think either of them are that hot but if I had to choose, I would say Giada, even though I think Rachael looks better

Tyrinus
11-25-2006, 08:17 AM
I dont think either of them are that hot but if I had to choose, I would say Giada, even though I think Rachael looks better

Cause that makes sense?

Drakon
11-25-2006, 08:21 AM
Like I said before, Jinxy, NEVER TRUST A SKINNY CHEF.

Havok83
11-25-2006, 09:56 AM
Cause that makes sense?what dont you get?

vindrow
11-25-2006, 10:45 AM
Rachel Ray isn't fat honey dip got curves and any man who can't deal with that, can have all the skinny boy bodied chicks. Me I like a full figured lady not a walking corpse.


:up: :up: :up: :up: Couldn't have said it better myself.

terry78
11-25-2006, 11:06 AM
We all know Giada binges and purges.

heypapajinx
11-25-2006, 11:46 PM
Like I said before, Jinxy, NEVER TRUST A SKINNY CHEF.
that's exactly what my momma always told me... and unfortunately, she's turned out to be right about most things.
much to my shagrin.

heypapajinx
11-25-2006, 11:47 PM
We all know Giada binges and purges.
quoted for truth

Equint77
11-25-2006, 11:48 PM
i hope Rachel Ray comes to my bar one day and asks for food... I'm gonna put enough rat venom in her sandwich to kill 100 elephants...

heypapajinx
11-25-2006, 11:53 PM
i hope Rachel Ray comes to my bar one day and asks for food... I'm gonna put enough rat venom in her sandwich to kill 100 elephants...
she's gonna come in and eat it and say YUM-O!! just to piss you off.
ha!

Equint77
11-25-2006, 11:55 PM
she's gonna come in and eat it and say YUM-O!! just to piss you off.
ha!

if I have to put glass in her sandwhich, bleach, gasoline, poison, feces, urine, spit, snot, human fluids just to kill her I will. :heart: :cmad: :meow:

heypapajinx
11-26-2006, 12:03 AM
if I have to put glass in her sandwhich, bleach, gasoline, poison, feces, urine, spit, snot, human fluids just to kill her I will. :heart: :cmad: :meow:
that would never work... she would whip it up into something spectacular in 30 minutes or less.

Equint77
11-26-2006, 12:04 AM
that would never work... she would whip it up into something spectacular in 30 minutes or less.


last resort... put a drill through her neck... :cmad:

st barbara
11-26-2006, 12:55 AM
i totally find it interesting that this has turned into a "whos a fatty" thread when we're talking about two women who COOK ALL DAY!:oldrazz:

and allz i know is Rachael Ray won Iron Chef: Battle Cranberry... and she's hot. Rachael Ray was on "Iron Chef" ?(I assume it was "Iron Chef America") Who did she beat? (NB I'm an Australian and we have had ONE episode of "Iron Chef America" shown down here. It has just replaced the original "Japanese "Iron Chef" on SBS on Saturday nights).

heypapajinx
11-26-2006, 01:07 AM
Rachael Ray was on "Iron Chef" ?(I assume it was "Iron Chef America") Who did she beat? (NB I'm an Australian and we have had ONE episode of "Iron Chef America" shown down here. It has just replaced the original "Japanese "Iron Chef" on SBS on Saturday nights).
she beat Giada De Laurentiis!!:woot:

Drakon
11-26-2006, 08:34 AM
she beat Giada De Laurentiis!!:woot:

Oh the irony!

blksuperman2
11-26-2006, 09:59 AM
that would never work... she would whip it up into something spectacular in 30 minutes or less.


LOL. Rachel Ray is nice like dat. Giada is hotter though, with her big head self.

comicgirl
11-26-2006, 06:28 PM
:up: :up:

My thoughts exactly.

Rachel Ray is lovely.we have good taste, my friend:o