X3 Off-Topic Thread II

[JP]

It goes around the world.

[Kira]

http://i16.photobucket.com/albums/b9/lockshockbarre17/1185339399256qa0.gif

cold. :csad:

Maybe the fact that he looks like puberty has barely touched him? :o

he looks like he could be good looking, but... no.

[Kira]

he looks like he could be good looking, but... no.

i know now! it's because of the nose and his weird skin.

ha.

[union_jak]

I just burnt my finger. Damn.

[Majik1387]

I just burnt my finger. Damn.
http://rowlandsoffice.typepad.com/weblog/images/simpsons_nelson_haha2.jpg

[union_jak]

http://rowlandsoffice.typepad.com/weblog/images/simpsons_nelson_haha2.jpg
Mean!

:cmad:

[Abaddon]

there's a monkey in the grass with a bullet up it's ass. Stick it in, stick it out, do you want to be a scout?:cmad:

[Iceman]

^ shut up :up:

[Abaddon]

You can't talk to me like that. I'm beautiful.

[Iceman]

True :up:










Shut the f up :up:

[Abaddon]

Nevah!
http://media.movieweb.com/galleries/1211/1788/lo/BD-3487.jpg

[Majik1387]

Until I see a pic of Aby, he's an ugly old hag. :o

[JustABill]

Until I see a pic of Abby, he's a russian spider monkey. :o

[Abaddon]

Coincidentally I'm an old russian spider-hag.

[JP]

Abby looks like a High School janitor. :down :(

[Abaddon]

only in your fantasies.:o

[Karea07]

im so damn tired :(

[squeekness]

Busy day?

[Specter313]

im so damn tired :(

Do what I do then you can tell me the meaning of tired. :o

[squeekness]

Do what I do then you can tell me the meaning of tired. :o
Still working those 12 hour days? :(

[Specter313]

Still working those 12 hour days? :(

Unfortunately no, because they're cutting back hours at my job, which kills my paycheck. But I'm out in the 90+ heat all day with major humidity. :down

[union_jak]

im so damn tired :(
That'll be all the running you do trying to escape the park-man-perve.

:oldrazz:

[Karea07]

Do what I do then you can tell me the meaning of tired. :o

what do you do?

[Specter313]

what do you do?

Landscaping.

[squeekness]

Unfortunately no, because they're cutting back hours at my job, which kills my paycheck. But I'm out in the 90+ heat all day with major humidity. :downThat sucks. I couldn't take the heat, I'd pass out. :(

[JP]

greetings

[union_jak]

Hello.

[squeekness]

Hello! :D

[JP]

Hey!

[Karea07]

what's up JP?

[union_jak]

So... anyone doing... stuff?

*Tumbleweed*

[aaron]

everyone's beating off.. tis a sad but quite vindicating truth

[squeekness]

I saw Stardust and it was pretty good. :)

[Karea07]

So... anyone doing... stuff?

*Tumbleweed*

I'm about to leave work :up:

[union_jak]

I'm about to leave work :up:
Enjoy the party :woot:

[union_jak]

I saw Stardust and it was pretty good. :)
Did Ricky Gervais harm it in any way? I cannot stand that man, so I'm disappointed he's in it :(

[Karea07]

Enjoy the party :woot:

lol sure... i'll try

[union_jak]

lol sure... i'll try
Don't let them gang up on ya!

Eat garlic or something :woot:

[squeekness]

Did Ricky Gervais harm it in any way? I cannot stand that man, so I'm disappointed he's in it :(
I have no idea who that is and since it was good all around I am going to say no?

[Abaddon]

Jumanji (http://forums.superherohype.com/showthread.php?t=281405) ! :)

[JP]

:yay:

[Specter313]

Jumanji (http://forums.superherohype.com/showthread.php?t=281405) ! :)

Random much? :o

[Abaddon]

Not random at all.

[union_jak]

I have no idea who that is and since it was good all around I am going to say no?
He wrote and starred in the original Office comedy. He's a British 'comedian' who's done the Simpsons and stuff.

[Abaddon]

Jak!!!

[JP]

Jump in the line, rock your body in time!
Okay, I believe you!

[Abaddon]

Get up! get up! put your body motion.

[Specter313]

Jump in the line, rock your body in time!
Okay, I believe you!

'Cept you can't dance like Winona. :o

[union_jak]

Jak!!!
Hello!!!

:D

[Abaddon]

Hello!!!

:D

'Ello to you!:o :hyper:

[JP]

Winona can't dance.

[Specter313]

You're just killin this thread left and right tonight, aren't you Abby? :o

[Abaddon]

Kiss my grits

[JP]

Kiss my ______!!!

[PWN3R]

Do I even want to ask what your avy is Aby?

[Abaddon]

Kiss my ______!!!
buttercup!
Do I even want to ask what your avy is Aby?

I don't know, do you?:yay: :cwink:

[PWN3R]

:dry:

Do tell.

[Abaddon]

In the 60s there was a television show known as The Prisoner, that featured an ex-intelligence agent who was kidnapped and placed on an island. It was a pretty weird show, and the end of every episode you'd see what is my avatar.


Simpsons did a parody of it.
hpVWjasKV7M
Ij9_xPUDNkg

[PWN3R]

You are so a 45-year old man I know it.

[Abaddon]

I am ageless.

[Abaddon]

My heart feels funny.:(

[Majik1387]

Did someone try shoving a stake through it?:o

[Abaddon]

like they'd ever get close enough.

[TKing]

Heart of ice, eh? :(

[Abaddon]

Heart of Clay.:(

[TKing]

What are you, Pinocchio?

[Abaddon]

I'm the Velveteen Rabbit.

[squeekness]

*brings shears* :p

[Abaddon]

:eek:

*flees*

[JP]

:yay:

[squeekness]

http://i22.photobucket.com/albums/b317/squeekness/emoticons/partytime.gif

[JP]

wheeee!

[squeekness]

Sha-zayam! :p

[JP]

Whoop day it iz!

[squeekness]

For shizzle! http://i22.photobucket.com/albums/b317/squeekness/emoticons/yahoo.gif

[JP]

Fo Show!

[squeekness]

Too - da - loo- ra -ay! http://i22.photobucket.com/albums/b317/squeekness/emoticons/drinkingbuddies.gif

[JP]

Shish boom ba!

[squeekness]

Nip da boodie! http://i22.photobucket.com/albums/b317/squeekness/emoticons/mysmilie_6.gif

[Abaddon]

fugee la la!

[squeekness]

Checknasay relan talef! http://i22.photobucket.com/albums/b317/squeekness/emoticons/shakefistns1.gif

[JP]

I lost some brain cells

[Specter313]

I lost some brain cells

I couldn't even tell. :o

[Abaddon]

PWN3R, I see you.

[PWN3R]

I thought for sure someone would have the Batman footage up. Doesn't look like it.

Hold me.:weeps bitterly:

[Abaddon]

I've backed off the Batman stuff a bit, but the description sounds great'

[PWN3R]

Man I'm having to drop so many comics. Spec, after Whedon's run, no more Runaways....:csaddest: Although I'm sure your stoked seeing how its your favorite artist.;)

[Abaddon]

http://spidermancrawlspace.com/ :spidey:

[PWN3R]

http://spidermancrawlspace.com/ :spidey:

http://spidermancrawlspace.com/news2007/mjbust.jpg

I laugh every time I see this.

[Abaddon]

ha ha:huh:

[PWN3R]

It's sad that there are people out there willing to spend actual money on that crap.

[TKing]

What crap are we talking about now? :o

[union_jak]

Achoo

[squeekness]

Bless you. :p

[union_jak]

Thank you.

[squeekness]

You're welcome. ;)

[union_jak]

I get hayfever and I'm about to brave the park near my house.

[TKing]

Isn't hayfever like the most common allergic reaction there is?

[union_jak]

Are you calling me common? :(

[TKing]

Not that exciting though, is it? :oldrazz:

Though I must admit hayfever is a royal pain. :(

[squeekness]

Take some Benedryl. :D

[union_jak]

I take Piriton (sp?)

[squeekness]

Is it dyphenhydramine? Could be the same stuff under a different name. :)

[union_jak]

Chlorphenamine

[squeekness]

Never heard of it. Hope it works for you just the same. It sucks to be all clogged up and runny eyed. :(

[union_jak]

Never heard of it. Hope it works for you just the same. It sucks to be all clogged up and runny eyed. :(
My allergies have calmed down in recent years, but I used to be sent home early from school because of my eyes were stinging so badly.

I've found that wearing contact lenses has helped me, not just for sight but for protection from pollen as well.

[Specter313]

Chlorphenamine

Never heard of it. Hope it works for you just the same. It sucks to be all clogged up and runny eyed. :(

Sounds like one a 'dem cheap Brit knockoffs. :o :p

[union_jak]

Sounds like one a 'dem cheap Brint knockoffs. :o :p
You suggesting I get anything less than quality antihistamines?

[Specter313]

You mean you actually have quality drugs over there? :o :p

[union_jak]

Sure :cmad:

[TKing]

We have lots of quality drugs. In fact they're Class A! :cmad:

[Karea07]

what's up everyone?

[Hack and Slash]

This thread looks pretty busy

[union_jak]

It's a slow and boring day today :(

[squeekness]

This thread looks pretty busy'Bout typical these days. :(

[Specter313]

We have lots of quality drugs. In fact they're Class A! :cmad:

Class Ass? :o

[Specter313]

'Bout typical these days. :(

We was goin strong for awhile there. :ninja:

[JP]

Hulloooo

[squeekness]

Howdy. :D

[JP]

What is up?

[Specter313]

What is up?

The sky. :o

[JP]

Your ego.

[Specter313]

Your ego.

Your body fat. :o

[union_jak]

Ho-hum.

[Majik1387]

union_jak is becoming like abby by killing the thread.:csad:

[union_jak]

Silence!! That was not my fault :cmad:

I can't help it if I don't sing along or insult you people :(

[JP]

In my own little corner, in my own little chair
I can be whatever I want to be!

[union_jak]

Can we go back to discussing me?

That always seems popular :p

[TKing]

It's true. You did kill the thread. :(

[union_jak]

Tis not my first either.

Like the Phoenix, it will return (and demolecularize everything in her path).

[TKing]

And trash an already degrading film? :o

[JP]

:down

[squeekness]

I liked X3. :D

[JP]

O_o

[union_jak]

I saw X3 in style...

[JustABill]

I liked X3. :D
Off with her head! :cmad:

Off with my head for working at a gas station! :(

[TKing]

I liked X3. :D

So did I, but I can still recognise its faults and missed opportunities. :(

[JP]

Billy, pump my gas? :(

[union_jak]

So did I, but I can still recognise its faults and missed opportunities. :(
I think everyone can. Still visually impressive and well acted though... but far too short and with bad plot decisions!!!! :cmad:

[TKing]

X3 remains one of my favourite comic-book movies, but it could have been epically amazing. *Sigh* I hate and love Bryan Singer.

He created a spectacular realism-driven world with real emotion and drama... and let it sink dismally. :(

[squeekness]

Off with her head! :cmad:

Off with my head for working at a gas station! :(A gas station? Wow, that's a bit opf a career change. At least you are no longer unemployed so that's good. :up:

[Abaddon]

X3 remains one of my favourite comic-book movies, but it could have been epically amazing. *Sigh* I hate and love Bryan Singer.

He created a spectacular realism-driven world with real emotion and drama... and let it sink dismally. :(
yup we got plenty of real emotion and drama out of Wolverine, Rogue, Wolverine, Magneto, Wolverine, Jean, Wolverine and um...hmm I'm forgetting someone. Oh, and Wolverine!:yay:

[union_jak]

We were burgled today while I sat here unaware :(

[Abaddon]

You'll get 'em next time, champ.

[union_jak]

It's spooky cos it's almost exactly a year since it last happened. Of course last time I saw the burglar and chased him around my neighbourhood for ages.

[Abaddon]

it's the same burglar.

[union_jak]

Don't say that! :wow:

I was asked to ID the last guy, but the police left it at least a month or so before they got back to me so I told them not to bother as I'd waste their time because I couldn't remember how he looked :whatever:

[Abaddon]

what'd they take?

[union_jak]

This time they took everything from the sheds- lawnmowers, power drills etc. Had to have been more than one to carry the lawnmower through the fence. Thing is, the back fence leads on to a building site so either the builders are responsible, or they saw a couple of men carrying lawnmowers etc through their site :huh:

[JustABill]

Ugh. No I will not pump your gas JP. It's a self service station!

Ugh, Squeeks I wanna slap this old woman I work with. :(

[Specter313]

Billy, pump my gas? :(

Skank. :o

[squeekness]

Ugh. No I will not pump your gas JP. It's a self service station!

Ugh, Squeeks I wanna slap this old woman I work with. :(An old lady pumps gas with you? Groovy. :D

[Abaddon]

waitaminute...Bill works at a gloryhole?:huh:

[Specter313]

waitaminute...Bill works at a gloryhole?:huh:

Aah, le threadkiller has arrived.

[Abaddon]

You don't have to announce yourself, schnookums.

[Specter313]

I was pointing out your arrival, cuddlebear. :o

[JustABill]

Lalalala. Death To Gas Stations!

[Specter313]

Hey! It's JustABJ! :D :p

[JustABill]

Hey! You suck balls. :cmad:

[Specter313]

Hey! You suck balls. :cmad:

Your department. :o

[Specter313]

Hawt. :heart: (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wk8q2OWLLz8)

[JustABill]

Lalalala. :o

[PWN3R]

Hawt. :heart: (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wk8q2OWLLz8)

epic music:up:

Lalalala. :o

JustAPenis is online:wow:

[JustABill]

I'm online alot. It's just weird ass hours now thanks to la suckville job. :o

God, I don't even make sense anymore. :(

[JustABill]

Strolling through Wal Mart, I stop by the toy isle and to my bewilderment and total annoyance I see this and I just have to take a picture of this stupidity.

http://img171.imageshack.us/img171/4732/0813070746rr3.jpg

WHAT IS THIS ****?! SERIOUSLY? WHAT IS THIS CRAP?! HE'S THE ****ING SILVER SURFER. SURFER! :cmad:

[Charlie No-One]

My Walmart has no action figures.

[Abaddon]

I like Tarjay.

where's kira?

[Charlie No-One]

Dead. I sliced her throat.

[Abaddon]

Now you will become her.

[Charlie No-One]

Ew.

[Abaddon]

The transformation has already begun.

[Charlie No-One]

I stitched back her throat...should be good as new.

[Abaddon]

put a red scarf around it.

[Charlie No-One]

I did. :up:

[Abaddon]

The Little Mermaid lives at the sea bottom with her father the Sea King, her grandmother, and her five older sisters, born one year apart. When a mermaid turns 15, she is allowed to swim to the surface to watch the world above, and as the sisters become old enough one of them visits the surface every year. As each of them returns the Little Mermaid listens longingly to their descriptions of the surface and human beings.

When the Little Mermaid turns 15 she ventures to the surface. She sees a ship with a handsome prince, and falls in love with him from a distance. There comes a great storm, and the prince almost drowns, but the Little Mermaid saves him and she delivers him unconscious to the shore near a temple. Here she waits until he is found by a young girl from the temple. The prince never sees the Little Mermaid.

The Little Mermaid asks her grandmother whether humans can live forever if they do not drown. She is told that no, humans have an even shorter lifespan than mermaids. Mermaids live for 300 years, but when they die they turn to sea foam and cease to exist. Humans, on the other hand, have a short lifespan on earth, but they have an eternal soul that lives on in heaven even after they die. The Little Mermaid spends her days longing for the prince and for an eternal soul. At last she goes to the Sea Witch who sells her a potion that gives her legs, in exchange for her tongue; the Little Mermaid has the most intoxicating voice in the world. But drinking the potion will make her feel like a sword is being passed through her, and walking on her feet will feel like walking on knives. And she will only get a soul if the prince loves her and marries her, for then a part of his soul will flow into her. Otherwise, at dawn on the first day after he marries another woman, the Little Mermaid will die broken-hearted and turn to sea foam like other merfolk.

The Little Mermaid drinks the potion and meets the prince, who is attracted to her beauty and grace even though she is mute. Most of all he likes to see her dance and she dances for him even though it feels like dancing on knives. The prince loves her like one loves a child.

The time comes when the king decides that the prince is to marry the neighboring king's daughter. The prince tells the Little Mermaid that he will not marry the princess because he does not love her. He can only love the young girl who once saved his life, the girl who unfortunately belongs to the temple. He also tells the Little Mermaid that she is beginning to take the temple girl's place in his heart. However, it turns out that the princess is the temple girl; she had only been sent to the temple to be educated. The prince loves her and the wedding is announced.

The prince and princess are married and the Little Mermaid's heart breaks. She thinks of all that she has given up in order to be with the prince and to gain an eternal soul - her beautiful voice, her wonderful home, her loving family, her life - and of all the pain that she has suffered; all without the prince ever having a thought thereof. She despairs, but before dawn her sisters come to her and give her a knife that the Sea Witch has given them in exchange for their hair. If the Little Mermaid slays the prince with the knife she will become a mermaid again and be able to live out her full life under the sea.

But the Little Mermaid cannot bring herself to kill the sleeping prince lying with his bride and, as dawn breaks, throws herself into the sea. Here her body dissolves into sea foam, but instead of ceasing to exist, she feels the warmth of the sun; she has turned into a spirit, a daughter of the air. The other daughters of the air tell her that she has become like them because she strove with all her heart to gain an eternal soul. As a mermaid her gaining of a soul was dependent on another: the prince; but as a daughter of the air she will earn her own soul by doing good deeds. When 300 years have passed she will have earned her soul and will rise into the kingdom of God. This time can be shortened; with each good child she finds she subtracts a year, while she adds a day for each tear she must shed over a wicked child.

[Charlie No-One]

Stalker. I like the part where the Witch cuts off her tongue.

[Abaddon]

I like the part where her sisters try to get her to kill the prince.

[Charlie No-One]

And then get really horrible bulldozer haircuts. I personally would have had the Sea Witch turn into a giant Kraken and consume the Prince's ship.

[Abaddon]

I would've had the Mermaid and her family get bloody revenge on the Prince and Princess.

[Charlie No-One]

...by having the Sea Witch turn into a Kraken and consume the ship.

[Abaddon]

that's not really bloody.

[Majik1387]

And having the sea witch be the mermaid's mother.:o

[Charlie No-One]

Here's the remix: The Kraken Sea Witch's tentacles impale each person the ship and then smear the blood across the sea.

[Abaddon]

better, I guess.

[Charlie No-One]

I love Sara Ramreiz (butchered last name).

[Abaddon]

she's very likeable.



as Callie anyway. Maybe she can play the Sea Witch!:)

[Charlie No-One]

Hells yeah.

[Charlie No-One]

I :heart: Grey's. I can't believe Addison left...

[Abaddon]

she didn't leave yet.

[Charlie No-One]

But she will...she is having her own show. She is better off at Seattle Grace.

[Abaddon]

she's the best character they couldve chosen to spin-off

[Charlie No-One]

Did they need a spin-off though?

[Abaddon]

no. most spin-offs, aren't needed, but it's not bad to have one.

Grey's already peaked anyway, there's nowhere left to go but down

[aaron]

A Handicapped parking sign does not signify that this spot is for handicapped people. It is actually in fact a warning, that the spot belongs to Chuck Norris and that you will be handicapped if you park there.

[TKing]

How's my favourite bunch of nutters? :meow:

[union_jak]

I am well. I just had a Subway cookie YUM

[JP]

Nutter butter.

[Charlie No-One]

I really want to see LM the musical now. I am excited. People are saying it is getting better.

[newwaveboy87]

And having the sea witch be the mermaid's mother.:o
that would prove slightly problematic....since Ursula is Triton's sister in the original Little Mermaid draft. the long version of "Fathom's Below" even contains these lines.

Jump in the line, rock your body in time!
Okay, I believe you!
MEy89l0SOZs

Heart of Clay.:(

What are you, Pinocchio?
wouldn't that be heart of wood? since, you know, Pinocchio is a little wooden boy? :huh:

cold. :csad:
GLBMYGFv3uU

[Abaddon]

anyways, back to me.

[Majik1387]

that would prove slightly problematic....since Ursula is Triton's sister in the original Little Mermaid draft. the long version of "Fathom's Below" even contains these lines.

I was referring to the original fairytale, not the Disney one.:o

[newwaveboy87]

in the original fairy tale...there is no relation between the mermaid and the sea-witch. :huh:

[Majik1387]

Forget it. You just missed the convo last night.:o

[Charlie No-One]

We were talking about the original fairy tale and that is what Majik was referring to. In the Broadway show, they are keeping the part where Triton and Ursula (:heart:) are siblings.

[Abaddon]

ooh, let's start a new convo.:)

[newwaveboy87]

Forget it. You just missed the convo last night.:o

We were talking about the original fairy tale and that is what Majik was referring to. In the Broadway show, they are keeping the part where Triton and Ursula (:heart:) are siblings.

no, i've glanced through you convo from last night, and i've just re-read Hans Christian Anderson's story. there is no relation between the sea-witch and the mermaid. the sea-witch is the dues ex machina of the story.

[Abaddon]

eh-em.

Previously on the X3 Off-Topic Thread......

And then get really horrible bulldozer haircuts. I personally would have had the Sea Witch turn into a giant Kraken and consume the Prince's ship.

I would've had the Mermaid and her family get bloody revenge on the Prince and Princess.

...by having the Sea Witch turn into a Kraken and consume the ship.

that's not really bloody.

And having the sea witch be the mermaid's mother.:o

Here's the remix: The Kraken Sea Witch's tentacles impale each person the ship and then smear the blood across the sea.

better, I guess.

[Charlie No-One]

He was saying it would be cool if they did that, not that it actually happened.

[Majik1387]

Newwave's been away too long.

[Abaddon]

I miss Lex.

[newwaveboy87]

Newwave's been away too long.
not long enough. i'm not terribly sure why i'm here, really.
I miss Lex.
i don't. :o

[newwaveboy87]

I would've had the Mermaid and her family get bloody revenge on the Prince and Princess.

Long ago, in Cornwall, a farmer and his wife lived in a humble mud cottage. But they had a lovely garden, a good life, and a beautiful daughter named Selina.

Selina had rosy cheeks and dark, mysterious eyes. The gossips in the village said that long ago Selina's mother had taken her to the Pool of Perran, a favorite haunt of mermaids. Little Selina had leapt from her mother's arms into the water. When she reappeared, her face was more bright and enchanting than ever.

One night in her eighteenth year, Selina was walking on the seashore with her father. As the cold clear moon flooded the ocean with light, a young soldier rode by. His name was Walter Trewoofe, and he was visiting his uncle, a wealthy squire.

Selina thought Walter was quite elegant and striking on the back of his proud horse. Likewise, when Walter observed Selina and her father, he was struck by the quiet beauty of the girl.

Thereafter, Walter schemed to ride his horse along the sands whenever Selina was strolling with her father. And whenever he passed them, he stopped to say something flattering to the girl.

Soon the lonely, beautiful maiden fell in love with Walter Trewoofe, and she began taking walks with him instead of with her father. Once when Walter and Selina were strolling along the shore, an old fisherman saw a strange sight: a mermaid rising from the depths of the sea. The mermaid floated along the billowing waves as if she were keeping watch over the young girl.

When Selina did not see Walter, the world seemed grey and cold; when she did see him, the world was filled with sunshine. But Walter did not have honorable intentions toward Selina. He was quite conceited; in fact, he expected all young maidens to fall in love with him. So after courting Selina for a short while, he grew bored and disappeared back into the busy world of London. Never did he even think of her feelings.

Back in the fishing village in Cornwall, Selina mourned for Walter Trewoofe. She lay in her bed and slowly faded from this life. As she grew weaker, everything went wrong in the village. Crops failed, haystacks and corn ricks caught fire. Horses fell lame. And cows died.

Finally one night, at the moment the tide turned and the waters of the sea began to recede from the shore, Selina slipped from life into death.

That same night, by coincidence, Walter Trewoofe had returned to Cornwall to visit his uncle, the squire. Walter attended a grand party near the coast. At midnight, he left the party and wandered along the edge of the cliffs. Soon he stumbled down to the beach. He was lost, so he began to retrace his steps. But then the most exquisite music stopped him.

Walter heard a woman singing a forlorn and melancholy song:

Come away, come away
O'er the waters wild
Our earth - born child
Died this day, died this day.

Walter walked slowly along the sands. He discovered the sweet sounds were coming from the low waters, on the other side of the rocks. At the mouth of a cavern he saw a woman who looked exactly like Selina.

She stared up at the stars and sang her song:

Come away, come away
The tempest proud
Weaves the shroud
For him who did betray.

Walter began walking through the low waters until he came to the woman. She extended her arms as if to welcome him. "Come, sit beside me, Walter," she said in a beautiful, silvery voice.

Walter sat beside her, and she wreathed her arms around his neck and looked into his eyes.

"Kisses are as true at sea as they are false on land," she said. "You kiss a maiden, then betray her. But if a sea maiden kisses you, you will be hers forever." And she kissed him.

Walter realized that this was not Selina. As if she had read his mind, the woman said, I am Selina's mermaid guardian. I have been watching over her since she fell into the Pool of Perran as a small child. Now I avenge her death."

Walter began to struggle with the mermaid. But she held him tightly. The tide was rising and the winds roared. Lightning struck. Then a black mist covered the star-filled sky.

As the waves crashed against the shore, the mermaid pulled Walter to a higher rock. The thunder boomed above the iron cliffs. Then a mighty wave splashed against the highest rock, and Walter and the mermaid were carried out to sea.

As they floated through the water, the mermaid held Walter by his hair. And she sang in a voice as clear as a bell:

Come away, come away
The tempest proud
Weaves the shroud
For him who did betray.

Walter heard other voices singing above the roar of the storm. A chorus of silvery voices sang:

Come away, come away
Beneath the wave
Lieth the grave
Of him we slay, him we slay.

Then Selina's mermaid guardian bore Walter Trewoofe down under the waves.

[Abaddon]

=yawns=
not bloody enough.

[PWN3R]

I miss Lex.

:csad::up:

[newwaveboy87]

:sees Alonso:

oh wait...now i remember why i came back.

Aug 12, 2007 4:10 PM
*tear*

Have you fallen in love with the ever demanding public yet?

Come back to the hype....please.

are you happy now?

[PWN3R]

That'll do pig. That'll do. For now anyway. Lets see if you're here a week from now.:cmad:

[union_jak]

:yawn:

[Abaddon]

Get Lex to come back. Fruity too.:hq:

[TKing]

wouldn't that be heart of wood? since, you know, Pinocchio is a little wooden boy? :huh:

If the maker had any sense, it would be made out of clay. It wouldn't catch alight or rot in the rain. :o

[newwaveboy87]

Get Lex to come back. Fruity too.:hq:
Fruity -- yes. Lex -- no.
if you can get Fruity to return permanently, i shall return as well.

That'll do pig. That'll do. For now anyway. Lets see if you're here a week from now.:cmad:
more like...let's see if i'm here a few hours from now. :woot: :up:

[TKing]

:yawn:

I second that.

[newwaveboy87]

If the maker had any sense, it would be made out of clay. It wouldn't catch alight or rot in the rain. :o

my love...how i have missed you. :csad:

[Abaddon]

Fruity -- yes. Lex -- no.
if you can get Fruity to return permanently, i shall return as well.


I don't care about whatever issue you have with him. Lex is great usually.:o

[TKing]

Fruity -- yes. Lex -- no.
if you can get Fruity to return permanently, i shall return as well.


more like...let's see if i'm here a few hours from now. :woot: :up:

It shouldn't be too difficult to find them. They'll probably end up in the madhouse with the rest of you nutters. :o :up:

[PWN3R]

Fruity -- yes. Lex -- no.
if you can get Fruity to return permanently, i shall return as well.


more like...let's see if i'm here a few hours from now. :woot: :up:

So basically you're gone. Nice.

At least I still have Aby cakes.

[TKing]

my love...how i have missed you. :csad:

My heart stops beating every day you're not near. If... it could do that. :o

[PWN3R]

Wow I just now noticed your Assassin's Creed avy. Jade Raymond is :heartmelts::heart::heart:

[Abaddon]

So basically you're gone. Nice.

At least I still have Aby cakes.

for now

[newwaveboy87]

My heart stops beating every day you're not near. If... it could do that. :o
i stare at you confusedly....
http://i16.photobucket.com/albums/b9/lockshockbarre17/Myself%20and%20Friends/20th%20b-day/l_a90e70868b9e7b86beac324be70c0647.jpg

So basically you're gone. Nice.

At least I still have Aby cakes.
we'll always have myspace, AIM, and if i ever remember to give it to you...the phone. :heart: :meow:

It shouldn't be too difficult to find them. They'll probably end up in the madhouse with the rest of you nutters. :o :up:
electro shock therapy gives me the tingles. and a really bad headache.

[PWN3R]

for now

screw you:yay:

[Abaddon]

your soul is mine

:yay:

[TKing]

Wow I just now noticed your Assassin's Creed avy. Jade Raymond is :heartmelts::heart::heart:

She certainly is. I'm not sure it's ethical for Ubisoft to hire a sex symbol to promote their product. But she is :heart:

[JP]

Boo?

[PWN3R]

we'll always have myspace, AIM, and if i ever remember to give it to you...the phone. :heart: :meow:

stalker/rapist:down

She certainly is. I'm not sure it's ethical for Ubisoft to hire a sex symbol to promote their product. But she is :heart:

Not only that, but AC looks insanely fun. Can't wait.

[TKing]

Not only that, but AC looks insanely fun. Can't wait.

When is the release date? I'm burning to get it, though I don't know how much longer my 360 can hold out for. :(

[TKing]

Boo?

If you wanted to scare me, you only had to post this.

http://img512.imageshack.us/img512/8889/mugshotlohanza5.jpg

[JP]

:cmad:

[union_jak]

TKing, put her in spoilers!!

[The Original Bamfer]

In another handful of posts this thread will be closed. :(

[TKing]

Enough to scare the **** out of me. :(

Good thinking -- it does make me want to puke.

[Abaddon]

crackwhore in the mornin'
crackwhore in the evenin'
crackwhore at suppertime
when crackwhores on a bagel, you can eat crackwhore anytime!

:huh::joker:

[TKing]

In another handful of posts this thread will be closed. :(

The Lohan mugshot not easy on the eyes, is it?

[union_jak]

The Lohan mugshot not easy on the eyes, is it?
lol it's not that, it's the fact it's reaching 20,000 posts :woot:

[The Original Bamfer]

Terrible. But at 20,000 posts they trash a thread.

[JP]

Aw, I'm gonna miss this thread. Part III is gonna suck.

[union_jak]

Terrible. But at 20,000 posts they trash a thread.
Then Thread III comes along!

[TKing]

:eek:

Thread II passed so quickly.

[JP]

anyone who has me on myspace needs to check my last bulletin.

[JP]

:eek:

Thread II passed so quickly.
:dry:

[TKing]

Aw, I'm gonna miss this thread. Part III is gonna suck.

You'll need more new blood to keep it fresh.