My Ex-Girlfriend is a Lesbian Now...

[Odin's Lawyer]

Has this ever happened to anyone else?

[cryptic name]

that most likely explains why she's your EX girlfirend.

[The Amazing Lee]

my ex-girlfriend is a b**ch. this ever happened to anyone else?

[Holly Goodhead]

My ex-boyfriend turned me into a temporary lesbian.

[Odin's Lawyer]

I didn't turn her into a lesbian.

[The Amazing Lee]

one of my ex-gf's has a got a baby now.

Nothing to do with me though. :o

[cryptic name]

my ex-girlfriend is a b**ch. this ever happened to anyone else?

is she a psycho-b**ch? if so, then yes.

[Holly Goodhead]

I didn't turn her into a lesbian.

Yes you did.

[AndThePickles]

This guy who was my best friend in high school confessed his love to me and I had to turn him down because I didn't feel the same way. I found out quite a while ago that he's now bisexual :(

[The Amazing Lee]

is she a psycho-b**ch? if so, then yes.
One of my ex's cheated on me more than twice, I know that.

Some of the times were with my desperate friends. Why I still call them my friends, I don't know.

But hey, s**t happens. :cwink:

[cryptic name]

My ex-boyfriend turned me into a temporary lesbian.

did he use some kind of a machine?

[cryptic name]

One of my ex's cheated on me more than twice, I know that.

Some of the times were with my desperate friends. Why I still call them my friends, I don't know.

But hey, s**t happens. :cwink:

word. :word:

[Odin's Lawyer]

Yes you did. Nope. She was always gay, she just dated me cause I acted kinda like a chick. :o

[Holly Goodhead]

I don't think I believe in bisexuality.

[The Amazing Lee]

I don't think I believe in bisexuality.

what about beastiality?

[Holly Goodhead]

Of course.

[thedeadite]

i don't think any of my ex's have become lesbians...though my most recent ex is bi-sexual so it's possible her next partner could be a woman.

[The Amazing Lee]

Beauty and the beast.

A blatant beastiality film.

Dirty bell.

DIRTY! :cmad:

[cryptic name]

Beauty and the beast.

A blatant beastiality film.

Dirty bell.

DIRTY! :cmad:

you know how those french chicks are

[The Amazing Lee]

cafe oulay

[Colossal Spoons]

http://www.seriesadictos.com/friends/fotos/ross/19.jpg

[The Watchman]

My ex-boyfriend turned me into a temporary lesbian.

I always liked to think I played a small role in it...

you couldn't resist being a cum dumpster for more than a year, you need the nutrients for your shiney hair.:cmad:

[Holly Goodhead]

I always liked to think I played a small role in it...

you couldn't resist being a cum dumpster for more than a year, you need the nutrients for your shiney hair.:cmad:

Yeah, you know me! I can't get through the day without a cum/blueberry smoothie. :whatever: **** you to Hell.

[cryptic name]

Yeah, you know me! I can't get through the day without a cum/blueberry smoothie. :whatever: **** you to Hell.

what will those crazy jamba juice guys think of next?

[The Watchman]

Yeah, you know me! I can't get through the day without a cum/blueberry smoothie. :whatever: **** you to Hell.

I've missed this playful banter. We'd either kill eachother or fall madly in love - followed by your extreme disappointment in my sexual performance.

[Holly Goodhead]

I've missed this playful banter. We'd either kill eachother or fall madly in love - followed by your extreme disappointment in my sexual performance.

It's Ok, all men are incapable of pleasuring women. Especially your green vienna. :heart:

[Odin's Lawyer]

That's her. She doesn't look like a lesbian.

[AndThePickles]

That's her. She doesn't look like a lesbian.


And what exactly do you think lesbians are supposed to look like?

[cryptic name]

what does a lesbian look like?

[The Watchman]

Sometimes it's fun to just lay it in there, and wait like 45 minutes. If she's cool she'll let you order a pizza.

she's never cool though. :(

[Odin's Lawyer]

I dunno...Rosie? I just never expected her to become gay I guess. I mean all the power to her, but it's just a strange feeling.

[Holly Goodhead]

Hahahaha!!! She screams "I'm a dyke!". Clue #1 her hair

[Odin's Lawyer]

Sometimes it's fun to just lay it in there, and wait like 45 minutes. If she's cool she'll let you order a pizza.

she's never cool though. :( LOL. :up:

[The Watchman]

what does a lesbian look like?

I googled it, and was shocked to see what came up. my penis. In other news lesbians are all naked playful little co-eds. I think there was also a picture of Rosie O'Donnel. I'll be back in 5.:cmad: angry masturbation. :up:

[Odin's Lawyer]

Hahahaha!!! She screams "I'm a dyke!". Clue #1 her hair Short hair = Lesbian?:huh:

I dig short hair on women. I guess I'm screwed.:cmad:

[Holly Goodhead]

I googled it, and was shocked to see what came up. my penis. In other news lesbians are all naked playful little co-eds. I think there was also a picture of Rosie O'Donnel. I'll be back in 5.:cmad: angry masturbation. :up:

5 minutes? Have you been practicing??

[AndThePickles]

I dunno...Rosie? I just never expected her to become gay I guess. I mean all the power to her, but it's just a strange feeling.

Lol that's so stereotypical. Lesbians come in all shapes, sizes and appearances. :oldrazz:

[The Watchman]

Hahahaha!!! She screams "I'm a dyke!". Clue #1 her hair

How do you know she wasn't in a barbershop accident involving peanut butter a wiffle bat and shears?

you don't.

[Colossal Spoons]

I googled it, and was shocked to see what came up. my penis. In other news lesbians are all naked playful little co-eds. I think there was also a picture of Rosie O'Donnel. I'll be back in 5.:cmad: angry masturbation. :up:

Hahahahahahaha.

[Holly Goodhead]

what does a lesbian look like?

http://www.pinknews.co.uk/images/hilaryclinton.jpg

[AndThePickles]

Short hair = Lesbian?:huh:

I dig short hair on women. I guess I'm screwed.:cmad:

Not true, I know lots of straight women with short hair.

[Odin's Lawyer]

Lol that's so stereotypical. Lesbians come in all shapes, sizes and appearances. :oldrazz: I know that, I have numerous lesbian friends. I was just messing around.:cwink: But it is weird to find out that someone you've dated is now gay. I mean, it doesn't change our friendship obviously, except it does mean that I won't be getting any nostalgia sex.:csad:

[The Watchman]

Not true, I know lots of straight women with short hair.

Did they cut it upon seeing you?

that's harsh, they could just tell you they weren't interested.

[The Watchman]

5 minutes? Have you been practicing??

with sand paper.

[Holly Goodhead]

I know that, I have numerous lesbian friends. I was just messing around.:cwink: But it is weird to find out that someone you've dated is now gay. I mean, it doesn't change our friendship obviously, except it does mean that I won't be getting any nostalgia sex.:csad:

Think about all those times you guys had sex. She's probably a great actress now.

[Catman]

Has this ever happened to anyone else?

Is your name George Constanza by any chance? ;)

[Odin's Lawyer]

Think about all those times you guys had sex. She's probably a great actress now. ****! I thought I was so good too.

[cryptic name]

Not true, I know lots of straight women with short hair.

or maybe you just know a lot of confused lesbians? :ninja:

[GoldenAgeHero]

And what exactly do you think lesbians are supposed to look like?

butch!!

[AndThePickles]

Did they cut it upon seeing you?

that's harsh, they could just tell you they weren't interested.

I'm a woman :whatever:

[The Watchman]

****! I thought I was so good too.

It's just a lie we tell ourselves. On some unconscious level we don't give a flying ****, I mean, once I'm done I roll over and pretend to sleep until she calls for a cab, or I make a sammich, usually turkey, and go in for more. It's fun to yell "I win" after you finish, but "you just got coxed" is nice too. It's a personal choice.

[The Watchman]

I'm a woman :whatever:

so uh...wanna make out?

[AndThePickles]

so uh...wanna make out?

No thanks, I prefer to make out with my boyfriend :o

[The Watchman]

I was expecting a funnier comeback, talk about dropping the ball, c'mon now, I lobbed that one right up there.

[AndThePickles]

I was expecting a funnier comeback, talk about dropping the ball, c'mon now, I lobbed that one right up there.

I'm too busy writing a philosophy paper. *shrugs*

[Odin's Lawyer]

It's just a lie we tell ourselves. On some unconscious level we don't give a flying ****, I mean, once I'm done I roll over and pretend to sleep until she calls for a cab, or I make a sammich, usually turkey, and go in for more. It's fun to yell "I win" after you finish, but "you just got coxed" is nice too. It's a personal choice. It's weird cause she was always totaly into sex too, except for one time when I asked her to go anal. She was like "ew, no. It's so gross." Then I told her she might have to wipe better. She got really pissed because what she meant was that the "act" of anal sex was gross. She never let me give her a golden shower again after that day.

[cryptic name]

No thanks, I prefer to make out with my boyfriend :o

wah wah. :csad:











:woot:

[The Watchman]

It's weird cause she was always totaly into sex too, except for one time when I asked her to go anal. She was like "ew, no. It's so gross." Then I told her she might have to wipe better. She got really pissed because what she meant was that the "act" of doing anal was gross. She never let me give her a golden shower again after that day.

What a prude. Girls won't let me pee on them because I have diabetes. TMOB understand this. It might taste sweeter, but it's probably sticky like maple syrup. Tell me now that people don't discriminate against us diabetics, all I want is to let it flow on someone I love. :csad:

[WorthyStevens]

I googled it, and was shocked to see what came up. my penis. In other news lesbians are all naked playful little co-eds. I think there was also a picture of Rosie O'Donnel. I'll be back in 5.:cmad: angry masturbation. :up:

:heart:

http://img243.imageshack.us/img243/3302/rosieodonnellkt8.jpg

:heart:

[Colossal Spoons]

^.......I like Exit To Eden. :(

[AndThePickles]

What a prude. Girls won't let me pee on them because I have diabetes. TMOB understand this. It might taste sweeter, but it's probably sticky like maple syrup. Tell me now that people don't discriminate against us diabetics, all I want is to let it flow on someone I love. :csad:

What drug are you on, because I would like to have some please :csad: :yay:

[The Watchman]

Vicadin and Beer, like my hero Brett Favre.

[WorthyStevens]

^.......I like Exit To Eden. :(

But I don't like the entrance to Rosie's eden. :(

[jaguarr]

Nope. She was always gay, she just dated me cause I acted kinda like a chick. :o

You'd probably have been better off leaving that part out.

jag

[AndThePickles]

You'd probably have been better off leaving that part out.

jag

Hahaha I wasn't gonna say anything :o

[Colossal Spoons]

Surprisingly, the usual amount of ridicule didn't follow that post

[The Watchman]

It would have been my first joke if he didn't point it out himself. :csad:

[jaguarr]

It would have been my first joke if he didn't point it out himself. :csad:

That dude/chick is a thread killer. :down

jag

[WorthyStevens]

But I like this thread. :(

F*** the rainforest, save this topic. :cmad:

[Odin's Lawyer]

You'd probably have been better off leaving that part out.

jag It was a joke, sweetie. I act like the manliest man since Barbara Bush.:o

[jaguarr]

It was a joke, sweetie. I act like the manliest man since Barbara Bush.:o

If you say so, lady.

jag

[Odin's Lawyer]

Did Holly really get banned?

[enterthemadness]

1. What a burn.

2. Threeway? :huh:

[Cаrter]

Why did that lovable psychopath get banned?

[Karea07]

my ex-girlfriend is a b**ch. this ever happened to anyone else?

probably to just about anyone who has an ex gf :D

[Asteroid-Man]

she's a lesbian? she might be bi... Try a three-some

[Colossal Spoons]

Why did that lovable psychopath get banned?

For bein a crazy betch.

[Hotwire]

This has happened to me as well. Went into the relationship knowing she was bi, but she dumped me. A few months later I was visiting some friends who worked with her, and there was her girlfriends picture on her desk. That one sucked. But, I'm happily married now so, it was for the better.

[Mister J]

It's just a lie we tell ourselves. On some unconscious level we don't give a flying ****, I mean, once I'm done I roll over and pretend to sleep until she calls for a cab, or I make a sammich, usually turkey, and go in for more. It's fun to yell "I win" after you finish, but "you just got coxed" is nice too. It's a personal choice.
The brilliance is this post cannot be extolled enough. Unfortunately, I was unable to edit it to fit my sig without destroying its inherent magnificence. 'Tis a shame. :csad:

[Babs Gordon]

When I was in college I had four friends. Two were geologists with me (the girls) and two were friends of my boyfriend. Dan and Greg and then the geologists, Steph and Celia. Dan was with Steph and Greg was with Celia. Everything was hunky dory over the summer. Steph and Celia decided to do our geology term abroad to Australia. Middle of the term Dan got an e-mail from Steph saying she didn't want him to come to the airport anymore. This really put him out and he didn't understand what was going on. Greg got a similar vibe from his girlfriend.

When they came back everyone discovered... Steph and Celia were a couple :eek: Much to everyone's surprise. Or not. They were never that girly.

Anywho, it is a fun story that will never die in my circle of friends.

[Babs Gordon]

Being Bi sounds cool. That like... doubles your options.

[kane9321]

When I was in college I had four friends. Two were geologists with me (the girls) and two were friends of my boyfriend. Dan and Greg and then the geologists, Steph and Celia. Dan was with Steph and Greg was with Celia. Everything was hunky dory over the summer. Steph and Celia decided to do our geology term abroad to Australia. Middle of the term Dan got an e-mail from Steph saying she didn't want him to come to the airport anymore. This really put him out and he didn't understand what was going on. Greg got a similar vibe from his girlfriend.

When they came back everyone discovered... Steph and Celia were a couple :eek: Much to everyone's surprise. Or not. They were never that girly.

Anywho, it is a fun story that will never die in my circle of friends.


aw man thats sad for dan and greg.I'd feel kinda angry,sad and pissed.Did the four ever see each other again?..I'd want some kinda explanation or something.

[Erzengel]

Being Bi sounds cool. That like... doubles your options.
They're just greedy. :o

[kane9321]

Being Bi sounds cool. That like... doubles your options.


Not cool ..either your straight or your gay...dont double dip:wow:

[Babs Gordon]

aw man thats sad for dan and greg.I'd feel kinda angry,sad and pissed.Did the four ever see each other again?..I'd want some kinda explanation or something.

they were just fine actually. i think now four years later they're amused by it. neither couple had been together for very long... a few months.

[kane9321]

cool, good for them

[Kyalesyin]

Not cool ..either your straight or your gay...dont double dip:wow:

Hey, just because someone is bisexual doesn't mean they'll do anyone! They still only date one person at a time!

Odin's Lawyer, my condolcences to your girlfriend for putting up with you.

[kit1982]

Well I went to the pub yesterday with a few mates to watch the football, so we're having a laugh knocking back the pints when would you know it my ex walks in with a group of guys, she sit's down and this guy is all over her. We up the pace and start necking back even more pints, when all of a sudden we notice a quite hot girl walk in, so basically we oggle at her for abit right up until she shoves her tongue down my ex's throat.... yeah it was quite a shock.

[DarthRekal]

no but my ex girlfriend was lesbian BEFORE i met her i turned her BI....


good times


good times:woot:

[Mr Sparkle]

cafe oulay


LOL "oulay" :woot:

[Kyalesyin]

I never get this whole 'lolz i turnd them straite' stuff. I mean, heterosexuality is not like vampirism. Its not like you can just bite our necks and 'turn us straight' its called experimenting. Everyone does it. People can also lie in the hope that they can lead a normal life and not put up with all the ****. Everyone does that too.

/rant