Scarlett Johansson nude

[Lackey]

I was going to title this thread "The best news I've heard all day" but that wouldn't attract as many views :o

http://www.hotonlinenews.com/2006/12/05/Scarlett_Johansson_Ready_To_Strip_For_A_Movie.html

If this has already been posted then :meow:

[Erzengel]

Things to Do Today
__ See Scarlett Johansson Nude

Finally.

[Mr Sparkle]

dammit! I thought lackey was misleading people into some hilarious completely unrelated thread :cmad: and it IS about a nude Scarlett Johansson.

[Fran]

Yes. :up:

[Darthphere]

I thought we've seen her naked already...

[enterthemadness]

This thread is a little misleading. She's not nude yet....but when she is...

Giggada.

[the_ultimate_evil]

hmm bit early to be getting this desperate in her carrer isnt she

[Zen]

http://static.flickr.com/35/116341190_4e6f008f24_m.jpg

she has that inner ugly that burns my eyes.

[enterthemadness]

hmm bit early to be getting this desperate in her carrer isnt she

Might as well do it when she looks...good.

[terry78]

European art film. What, American films ain't good enough to strip in? :mad:

[Lackey]

http://static.flickr.com/35/116341190_4e6f008f24_m.jpg

she has that inner ugly that burns my eyes.


don't resist, just give in and be one with it :heart:

[Lackey]

dammit! I thought lackey was misleading people into some hilarious completely unrelated thread :cmad: and it IS about a nude Scarlett Johansson.


I never joke about Scarlett Johansson :o

[Ghostvirus]

Of course she is comfortable with he body. Its easy to be when it is store bought.

[Hunter Rider]

Damn i wanted instant gratification:csad:and in playboy or some mag not in some movie where some french lothario is also rolling around minus his clothes:cmad:

[The Chairman]

I think most people can guess as to how I'm reacting to this.

Of course she is comfortable with he body. Its easy to be when it is store bought.

Hate to break it you, but Scarlett's all natural.

[Ghostvirus]

I think most people can guess as to how I'm reacting to this.



Hate to break it you, but Scarlett's all natural.

Keep telling yourself that.:whatever:

[The Chairman]

Keep telling yourself that.:whatever:

Keep arguing with me. In the end, I'm right. Scarlett is natural.

[Hunter Rider]

He's right,i know in this day and age it's hard to believe but some women do just have naturally big breasts

[samurai black]

Didn't she pose nude for some mag already? I think that this is like waaaay too far notice. She should've actually waited until she got a part in a movie where she has a nude scene. Now every movie she's in people will be saying, "Is this the one?" and not really care about the movie at all. I remember when Halle told the public she would bare her breasts in Swordfish, now that was a perfect set-up. I went to the theatre and after that scene, walked out.

[The Chairman]

He's right,i know in this day and age it's hard to believe but some women do just have naturally big breasts

Exactly.

[Mr Sparkle]

Hate to break it you, but Scarlett's all natural.


yup, not necessarily a good thing, but yes.

[GunBlade]

Why's this news?

[Mr Sparkle]

Why's this news?

because

dead people in Iraq = downer
nake johansson boobies = :yay:

[terry78]

http://indie-boy-traqueur.hautetfort.com/images/medium_scarlett_johansson-lost_in_translation_.jpg

I still own up to enjoying this scene with the infamous granny panties.

[Catman]

"I'm proud of my breasts. I call them my girls. They're my charms, my feminine wiles. I'm very comfortable with my sexuality, my body and my face. Well, not always my face, but it's stuck there and there's nothing I can do about it."
-Scarlet Johansson

[terry78]

"I'm proud of my breasts. I call them my girls. They're my charms, my feminine wiles. I'm very comfortable with my sexuality, my body and my face. Well, not always my face, but it's stuck there and there's nothing I can do about it."
-Scarlet Johansson
Self-deprecation kind of loses its bite when you've been declared the year's sexiest woman.

[Mr Sparkle]

Self-deprecation kind of loses its bite when you've been declared the year's sexiest woman.


that's a Bull**** title though, it's like those mugs that say "world's greatest grandpa" deep down, even your grandpa knows it's bull****.

[Catman]

Thanks Lackey for my new sig! :D

[Erzengel]

Self-deprecation kind of loses its bite when you've been declared the year's sexiest woman.

Isn't it for FHM and like Esquire and JAL and some others were like, yeah those mags don't count. LOL

I'll just do what I did with Anne Hathaway in Brokeback, wait for the 1 minute scene to appear online. :up:

[BRUTAL]

Why's this news?

I LOVE posts like this, the title of the thread leaves absolutley nothing to the imagination and then you get people not only coming into the thread but going so far as posting in it.

Not mention the fact that this post comes from the poster who started the "poor me" "Are you happy?" thread... :whatever:

[Catman]

http://thebosh.com/archives/Scarlett-Johansson's--1.jpg

[terry78]

^I don't care how much of a gentleman you are...you see that just sticking out, you grab it. It's basically begging to be manhandled.

[Mr Sparkle]

^I don't care how much of a gentleman you are...you see that just sticking out, you grab it. It's basically begging to be manhandled.

plus that guy was GAY, grabbing scarlett did NOTHING for him.
Kind of shame if you ask me. :csad:

[Ronny Shade]

She's beginning to bother me. I hold on to her gem films The Island and Scoop to keep her in my good graces.

[BRUTAL]

The Island was a GOOD film???????

Who knew?

[Ronny Shade]

and The Perfect Score.

[Catman]

^I don't care how much of a gentleman you are...you see that just sticking out, you grab it. It's basically begging to be manhandled.

Agreed. If I ever met her I'd do the same. ;)

[Ronny Shade]

If I ever met her, I'd stick something out and let her grab it.




then I'd slap her and call her a whore and then take her back to my apartment

[Catman]

If I ever met her, I'd stick something out and let her grab it.




then I'd slap her and call her a whore and then take her back to my apartment

We'll bail you out of jail, man! :whatever:

[Lackey]

She's beginning to bother me. I hold on to her gem films The Island and Scoop to keep her in my good graces.

I fell in love with Ghost World

[Lackey]

grabbing scarlett did NOTHING for him.



yeah right :o

[Ronny Shade]

We'll bail you out of jail, man! :whatever:
I will have becometh a god.

I fell in love with Ghost World
I keep forgetting about that movie. Okay she's got a bunch of great movies. I just hate when she does stuff like Girl With A Pearl Earring

[Catman]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cGXRSDylivY

[Prognosticator]

Didn't she pose nude for some mag already? I think that this is like waaaay too far notice. She should've actually waited until she got a part in a movie where she has a nude scene. Now every movie she's in people will be saying, "Is this the one?" and not really care about the movie at all. I remember when Halle told the public she would bare her breasts in Swordfish, now that was a perfect set-up. I went to the theatre and after that scene, walked out.

It was Vanity Fair and it was just a little booty crack.

What does the article link say, b/c I'm at work and I don't want to open anything inappropriate link!

[Catman]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HvEHKV9kzIY

[Catman]

Another guy grabs Scarlett's boobs:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dD6wBpI72Mk

[Immortalfire]

plus that guy was GAY, grabbing scarlett did NOTHING for him.
Kind of shame if you ask me. :csad: He is not gay. Faker.

She'll do it "someday"? Argh. lol

[Mr Sparkle]

yeah right :o

it's not like her boobs are magical :confused:

[Lackey]

it's not like her boobs are magical :confused:


and it's not like he would've done it if it did nothing for him. I'm not saying he's not gay, but he definitely enjoyed that.

[Prognosticator]

it's not like her boobs are magical :confused:

Take that back!

(Actually, they are mystical. Mystical.)

[Catman]

but he definitely enjoyed that.

Of course he did. Even gay men love boobs. :woot:

[Knives122]

Everyone loves boobs

[Catman]

But of course!

[Ben Urich]

This is great news. :csad::up:

[Addendum]

I've never heard of her

[Mr Sparkle]

and it's not like he would've done it if it did nothing for him.

yeah, people on tv never do anything for "shock value" "buzz" or anything like that.




meh.......I still like her.

[Catman]

I've never heard of her

:wow: :wow: :wow:

[Lackey]

yeah, people on tv never do anything for "shock value" "buzz" or anything like that.



like john lovitz grabbing Jamie Lee Curtis's breast during the Oscars...he did it for laughs/shock value/etc., but doesn't mean he didn't enjoy it. Plus the fact that they know they can get away with it at that moment certainly plays a big part.

[Mr Sparkle]

like john lovitz grabbing Jamie Lee Curtis's breast during the Oscars...he did it for laughs/shock value/etc., but doesn't mean he didn't enjoy it. Plus the fact that they know they can get away with it at that moment certainly plays a big part.

http://image.guardian.co.uk/sys-images/Film/Pix/pictures/2000/01/31/deerhunter.gif

[The Apatow Crew]

European art film. What, American films ain't good enough to strip in? :mad:So to see her tats you gotta sit through a crappy artsy farsy euro movie?

[Catman]

^No one said it was gonna be easy.

[Prognosticator]

So to see her tats you gotta sit through a crappy artsy farsy euro movie?

LOL! :up:

No, you just have to fast-forward through it! :woot:

[Ronny Shade]

Scarlett Johansson has tats?

[Immortalfire]

"tats" :huh:

[The Apatow Crew]

Isn't it for FHM and like Esquire and JAL and some others were like, yeah those mags don't count. LOL

I'll just do what I did with Anne Hathaway in Brokeback, wait for the 1 minute scene to appear online. :up:Why did you have to go and bring my name into this? This is only gonna start more trouble. But i guess thats what your looking for in the first place?

[Erzengel]

Scarlett Johansson is inked?

[Ben Urich]

*you're. :o

[Erzengel]

Why did you have to go and bring my name into this? This is only gonna start more trouble. But i guess thats what your looking for in the first place?

Or you could have just not quoted me and probably nobody else would have picked up on it.

[The Apatow Crew]

"tats" :huh:Your telling me you've never heard that expression before?

[Catman]

Or you could have just not quoted me and probably nobody else would have picked up on it.

Correct!

[Erzengel]

Your telling me you've never heard that expression before?

As in Tattoos? Yes.

But if you are referring to ta-tas or something. :huh:

[The Apatow Crew]

*you're. :oDAMN IT! THATS ANNOYING!

YOU'RE Get on my damn nerves!

[Ronny Shade]

you spelled dammit wrong

[The Apatow Crew]

As in Tattoos? Yes.

But if you are referring to ta-tas or something. :huh:You know what screw this! i'm leaving this thread since you people wanna do is be *******s!

[Erzengel]

I'm being honest JAL. I can come up with like 30 euphemisms for boobs and "tats" isn't one of them. :huh:

[Prognosticator]

You know what screw this! i'm leaving this thread since you people wanna do is be *******s!

Did that just happen??

[Venom Drool]

yea... i liked her better when she did nothing other than Lost in Translation.. in fact.. im starting to hate her

[Prognosticator]

^ Yeah, "Tats" isn't very attractive sounding...it's not even dirty sounding... it's kind of ''inverting'' sounding.

[Catman]

You know what screw this! i'm leaving this thread since you people wanna do is be *******s!

Chill boy!

[Immortalfire]

I think JAL is ticked off.

[Venom Drool]

who cares?

[Fran]

Exactly.

[Catman]

I think JAL is ticked off.

And, this surprised you? ;)

[Immortalfire]

And, this surprised you? ;) Nah :woot:

[Ben Urich]

DAMN IT! THATS ANNOYING!

YOU'RE Get on my damn nerves!

Too bad.
Learn English.

[Equint77]

Chill boy!

i laughed at that... it's so on point.

[GunBlade]

I LOVE posts like this, the title of the thread leaves absolutley nothing to the imagination and then you get people not only coming into the thread but going so far as posting in it.

Not mention the fact that this post comes from the poster who started the "poor me" "Are you happy?" thread... :whatever:
Who creamed on your forehead today? Chill out buddy. :huh:

[Equint77]

this place is becoming a ****hole.

[Mr Sparkle]

this place is becoming a ****hole.


december is the slow season.

[Webber]

I love Scarlett.

[Crooklyn]

Another guy grabs Scarlett's boobs:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dD6wBpI72Mk
Watching girls orgasm = bliss. :up:

[Darren Daring]

I love her breasts

[Lackey]

Who creamed on your forehead today? Chill out buddy. :huh:


Is that a Dave Chappelle reference? I love you. :)


Even if it isn't, I love you anyway. :heart:

[GunBlade]

:heart: :heart:

[Darren Daring]

Another guy grabs Scarlett's boobs:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dD6wBpI72Mk

Good lord, where is this from?

[Cinemaman]

FInally!!! :D :up:

[Lackey]

http://youtube.com/watch?v=sLZ83Zs0PcE

[Karea07]

great news :up:

[Jolie_Desastre]

http://youtube.com/watch?v=sLZ83Zs0PcE

holy crap.

i haven't seen all of her movies, but from what i have seen match point is my favorite.

[Prognosticator]

^ Match Point is a good one. And The Prestige is phenomenal!

...she was good in The Black Dahlia too.

[Jolie_Desastre]

i heard the prestige was great, not so much the black dahlia. but i'm planning on seeing both anyways

[user123456789]

http://indie-boy-traqueur.hautetfort.com/images/medium_scarlett_johansson-lost_in_translation_.jpg

I still own up to enjoying this scene with the infamous granny panties.
ahahahahaha

[user123456789]

http://youtube.com/watch?v=sLZ83Zs0PcE
rofl @ matrix spoof

[Gonking]

"I'm proud of my breasts. I call them my girls. They're my charms, my feminine wiles".

Damn!

She makes me horny even when she talks...