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Majin Boo
12-07-2006, 07:59 PM
:huh: :huh: :huh:

NyteWing
12-07-2006, 08:00 PM
It's called "The Omen." Go rent it.

It's all for you, Damien!!!!! :cwink:

Mee
12-07-2006, 08:00 PM
http://i12.photobucket.com/albums/a247/Jake-/boom.jpg

Darthphere
12-07-2006, 08:01 PM
Nothing, really.

terry78
12-07-2006, 08:05 PM
http://images.donnymedia.com/discography/osmonds.jpg

DorkyFresh
12-07-2006, 08:07 PM
this would happen...

http://web.weeklyworldnews.com/images/wwn/208407/48683.jpg

Childlike Wild
12-07-2006, 08:11 PM
It'd rebel and go liberal.

DorkyFresh
12-07-2006, 08:12 PM
It'd rebel and go liberal.
oooooo.....karma......i like it!

Darthphere
12-07-2006, 08:13 PM
That reminds me of my old friend Theodore.

Addendum
12-07-2006, 08:18 PM
what would happen if bill oreilly and anne coulter had a baby?

http://www.crazyjohn.org/images/antichrist.jpg

DorkyFresh
12-07-2006, 08:22 PM
another scenario...
http://www.xofacto.com/justin028/bab13.jpg

NyteWing
12-07-2006, 08:25 PM
Is it possible she'd devour it alive? Or vice versa?

Addendum
12-07-2006, 08:37 PM
http://static.flickr.com/11/13624864_76f1e33629.jpg

cass
12-07-2006, 08:39 PM
http://www.blogging.no/resserver.php?blogId=1603&resource=god%20jesus%20christ.jpg&mode=medium

Addendum
12-07-2006, 08:51 PM
http://www.coranix.com/102/baphomet.jpg

MaskedManJRK
12-07-2006, 08:58 PM
At first, I was frightened and foretold the apocolypse if it happened. Until...

It'd rebel and go liberal.

...And I hope it happens, just to see that. ^^ :woot:

Warhammer
12-07-2006, 08:59 PM
http://us.movies1.yimg.com/movies.yahoo.com/images/hv/photo/movie_pix/twentieth_century_fox/star_wars__episode_iii__revenge_of_the_sith/ian_mcdiarmid/wars2.jpg

Immortalfire
12-07-2006, 09:05 PM
http://static.flickr.com/11/13624864_76f1e33629.jpg So that's who she is.

Abaddon
12-07-2006, 09:48 PM
http://img132.imageshack.us/img132/5767/baby0fsmg1.gif

The Overlord
12-07-2006, 10:00 PM
http://www.blogging.no/resserver.php?blogId=1603&resource=god%20jesus%20christ.jpg&mode=medium

If that were the case, he would get disowned for being too liberal.

Bill: You're saying we should help the poor?! "Turn the other cheek"?! What are you gay or something?!

Addendum
12-07-2006, 10:01 PM
It's Alive (http://youtube.com/watch?v=-QCaVkydzes)

Spidey-Bat
12-07-2006, 10:27 PM
It is impossible. Ann Coulter is a man.

Caliber
12-08-2006, 12:07 AM
It is impossible. Ann Coulter is a man.

Sounds like the kind of love republicans have. Except its not page or hooker. They've upgraded.

Cyclops
12-08-2006, 12:08 AM
Hey, don't shovel her filth onto our gender.

I think that's impossible only because Coulter's inner hatred and contempt of human life has left her barren.

Caliber
12-08-2006, 12:13 AM
Hey, don't shovel her filth onto our gender.

I think that's impossible only because Coulter's inner hatred and contempt of human life has left her barren.

I hope so because if not, theres no hope left.

Mr Sparkle
12-08-2006, 12:14 AM
God, must I ALWAYS be the voice of reason, this is so exhausting.
The Baby would inmediately start devouring the mother, because that's what their Kind does, after that, she would rampage throughout the unfortunate city that hosted the birth, the resulting catastrophe will forever be known as "the second impact"
based on Ann Coulter's half devoured corpse, new technology would be developed, a sort of organic exo-suit to fight the monstruosity that is this demon-child.
an effeminate boy, the son of the doctor that develops the technology will be oddly good at "piloting" these exo-suits.
he'll do a lot of crying and shaking for no reason, and the fights will be few and far between, but well worth it.
in the end, no one will know what really happens, because god works in misterious ways, and sometimes those misterious ways include pretentious Freudian imagery about Ediple complexes and recycling stuff that happened in the past.
the whole thing will be recorded for posterity and after a long period of time be released on DVD. you'll buy it after much debate and a month later an "ultimate edition"will be made available making you curse the day you where born.

oh, and Bill O'reilly will spend his time making dirty phonecalls to co-workers about what he's do with a falafell.

:confused:

Abaddon
12-08-2006, 12:18 AM
but she's so intelligent. [/Wilhelm-Scream][/Truthteller]
:whatever:

Majin Boo
12-09-2006, 01:40 PM
good god

Manic
12-09-2006, 02:13 PM
Their seed would hunt down and kill Al Franken's children. Then it would rape Stephen Colbert's.

Addendum
12-09-2006, 03:16 PM
http://www1.istockphoto.com/file_thumbview_approve/1328228/2/istockphoto_1328228_sperm_attack_neutral_blue.jpg
"This picture is coming to you live from the front lines of the culture war. Here we see the mighty traditionalist attack fleet storming one of the many superstations controlled by the secular progressive empire"

DorkyFresh
12-09-2006, 03:19 PM
this is what would happen....




























http://www.dailyhampshiregazette.com/stories/images/112200902005.jpg

either that or this...


http://www.pixelmechanic.de/media/netstuff/earth_explode.jpg