Emergency!

[CorporalHicks]

Soldiers Wanted! I need to put together a team of freedom fighters to help destroy the upcoming invasions of extra terrestrial beings. The military tried to keep this under wraps by using area 51 and leaking fake images of fake aliens on the computer. This operation is in effect a.k.a. the beast.:ninja:

[Kritish]

You are asinine.

[heypapajinx]

if this is true then i'm on your team.
it says you're President of the Gun club.

[Lord Valumart]

sounds cool....do we get guns?

[Mee]

http://i12.photobucket.com/albums/a247/Jake-/bush2.jpg

[heypapajinx]

http://i38.photobucket.com/albums/e109/heypapajinx/Dune-spice.jpg

[Spider-Man Luvr28]

:dry:..

[black_dust]

Didnt you do this thread not long ago :p

[KormanRogers]

I want a tank if I join.:o

[Superman4ever]

Med school finals are done...so, I'm ready to kill something; count me in!

BTW, can I be called "Butch"?

[Crimson_L]

Uh-huh...

[Speedball]

Do the aliens look like this?
http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/a/a9/Grimace.jpg

If so, then I'm afraid they are already here.

[Lord Valumart]

Do the aliens look like this?
http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/a/a9/Grimace.jpg

If so, then I'm afraid they are already here.
and nothing can kill them

[KormanRogers]

and nothing can kill them


Shove this down his throat.

http://i11.tinypic.com/48w1d74.jpg

[Lord Valumart]

Shove this down his throat.

http://i11.tinypic.com/48w1d74.jpg
does noone ever get that joke:huh: :huh: :csad:

[heypapajinx]

Shove this down his throat.

http://i11.tinypic.com/48w1d74.jpg
we cant sir!
someone stole all the burger-ammo at gun point!
http://i38.photobucket.com/albums/e109/heypapajinx/hamburgler.jpg

[Speedball]

http://the-junkyard.net/images/weapons/halo2/battle_rifle.jpg
Only gun that can kill a Grimace.
The other one shoots rabid beavers, but those are hard to come by nowadays.

[KormanRogers]

we cant sir!
someone stole all the burger-ammo at gun point!
http://i38.photobucket.com/albums/e109/heypapajinx/hamburgler.jpg

Send in the "Perfect Weapon".

http://i11.tinypic.com/2n0vd5i.jpg

[Speedball]

Send in the "Perfect Weapon".

http://i11.tinypic.com/2n0vd5i.jpg

NOOOO!!!
That's a Grimace in a human costume!!!
They all think we look like that.

[heypapajinx]

Send in the "Perfect Weapon".

http://i11.tinypic.com/2n0vd5i.jpg
haaahaha!
that would have been soooo hilarious if that was an actual REAL TIME avatar where he said

"time to die b*tches"

in Samuel L. Jacksons voice.

Grimace would be deader than fried chicken.

[KormanRogers]

NOOOO!!!
That's a Grimace in a human costume!!!
They all think we look like that.

Then we need help call the "The Colonel".

http://i13.tinypic.com/43eps46.gif

[Speedball]

Then we need help call the "The Colonel".

http://i13.tinypic.com/43eps46.gif


The poor Colonel. We lost him in the great Battle of the Chicken Plains.
It was his army of genetically modified Chickens Vs. the Minotaurs of Chick-fil-a.
The Cows trappled them to death and now their race is extinct.
:csad::csad::csad:

[heypapajinx]

The poor Colonel. We lost him in the great Battle of the Chicken Plains.
It was his army of genetically modified Chickens Vs. the Minotaurs of Chick-fil-a.
The Cows trappled them to death and now their race is extinct.
:csad::csad::csad:
yeah.
we learned about that in KFC Antropology

[CorporalHicks]

relax, all of your demands will be met. You will be paid $6 for every hour of fighting, so if you're in, just say so.

[Eddie Brock]

we can't waste our time fighting ET's
we need to prepare for the zombie uprising: "Organize before they rise!"

[Speedball]

Eddie's right!
We need to prepare for Z-day. Or has it already happened?
I've seen a lot of mindless people walking around my city. Are they zombies, or just idiots? I think they're undead, and I'm ready to go all "Shaun of the dead" up on them.

[X-Ray]

relax, all of your demands will be met. You will be paid $6 for every hour of fighting, so if you're in, just say so.

He's in ....
http://img381.imageshack.us/img381/2156/cable2lc0.png (http://imageshack.us)

[CorporalHicks]

he's not real, this situation is.

[CorporalHicks]

he's not real, this situation is.

[BRUTAL]

I'm in... this is my serious face...

http://img222.imageshack.us/img222/189/picture002oj2.jpg

[Majik1387]

I'm in, as long as you join my army for when the Zombie apocalypse comes.:o

[BRUTAL]

Count me in for that too... wait... we get free meals right?

[Dope Nose]

he's not real, this situation is.

okay, seriously, what's the point of this thread?

[BRUTAL]

What's the point of you? :o

[Majik1387]

Count me in for that too... wait... we get free meals right?
Yes.:o

[comanche_joe]

Aliens,Zombies,Australians i dont care im in :up:

[Dope Nose]

What's the point of you? :o

I just don't get it. is CorporalHicks actually serious? and if not why can't Cable join?

[X-Ray]

he's not real, this situation is.

:dry:

[CorporalHicks]

I'm in, as long as you join my army for when the Zombie apocalypse comes.:o
whether you like it or not

[Darthphere]

http://www.newsarama.com/dcnew/July06/DCU/UncleSam_TheFreedomFightersCv1.jpg

[TEDDY]

does noone ever get that joke:huh: :huh: :csad:

That's not really a joke. It's more of an insiders statement for the 10 people out there who watched the CLERKS animated series.

[kane9321]

wtf!

[ferret]

I knew I know you from somewhere...

Soldiers Wanted! I need to put together a team of freedom fighters to help destroy the upcoming invasions of extra terrestrial beings. The military tried to keep this under wraps by using area 51 and leaking fake images of fake aliens on the computer. This operation is in effect a.k.a. the beast.:ninja:


http://img511.imageshack.us/img511/9779/classified7eo2.gif

So, you're back? How did it go?

[the_ultimate_evil]

That's not really a joke. It's more of an insiders statement for the 10 people out there who watched the CLERKS animated series.

make that 11

[TheRunningMan]

count me in

[knowsbleed]

people...must...die!

[TheRunningMan]

when does this actually start

[Majic Walrus]

http://img218.imageshack.us/img218/8521/220pxbruceleecardy.jpg

This guy is in! Just tell him where to hit!